Giggly Squad - Giggling about pasta syndrome, skin care secrets, and cutting off his penis

Episode Date: December 20, 2020

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We are back and it's another episode. We are here. We are ready. Are we ready? Um, I don't know, but I feel like every time we do this, my bun progressively gets bigger and bigger. Well, you grow your hair out, which I thought was my brand, and I feel like you kind of copy my looks,

and I'm starting to think, am I the fashionista here? We need two things to say on that. When I feel like it's getting bigger, because it's closer to my manifestations, my manifesting is in here. And two, her hair's so big. I like full of secrets. Two, I would like to say that Hannah called me the other day and accused me of copying one of her looks. And when I tell you, I've never been more offended. I have to say I was making one of Paige because I get mad at like a bazillion things

throughout the day. We're the only thing that Paige will ever get mad at a person for is for copying her outfit and not giving her credit. She's like, if you're like Paige, I love this look on you and I wore it, you're happy, right? Okay, here's the thing. Let me make this differentiate this because on Instagram, my whole job is for people to copy my outfits and I want you to do that.

That's what I want, I want you to buy that. But if you're in my immediate friend's circle and I wear something and then you wear it and you don't say, like, I saw that and it's amazing, I have to buy it, then I think it's weird. Because if I see a girl who I'm friends with wearing something, I'm like,

oh my God, where'd you get that? I'm getting it, like I'm like oh my god where'd you get that I'm getting it like I'm copying you like bring into the forefront don't make it awkward and don't act like you didn't know that I was wearing yeah so then I was like oh my god I've never thought of that as something I could get mad at someone for then I look through all your outfits and then I called you and I was like hey that brown turtle neck you were was my look for last season of summer house And like it just super weird like if you liked it you could have told me but just to wear it and then post on your Instagram Just seems like shady and like do you have a problem with me and then she got

Insulft it I have never went from zero to a hundred so quickly. I was like first of all this isn't even brown It's my're fucking eyes track. It's maroon bitch Anyway, it was a fake fight guys don't get so anyway, Hannah and I call each other in fake fight because it releases indoor fans She was like you thought you were betrayed last season Just wait speaking of the summer house trailer has dropped. Has dropped.

And I was more blown away than anyone. I'm so excited for this season. So I saw some people on the Facebook group that were like kind of mad that Paige and Hannah didn't tell us that the trailer was coming out. We didn't know. You guys, we saw when you saw it. We are animals.

We are caged animals that just react when things happen. My question to you is, what was your favorite part of the trailer? Oh, I think my favorite part was... Okay, my favorite part is probably when they introduced Sierra because I'm very excited for people to meet her. Like in how things changed. I felt like it was like Luke's last season,

you know, when they had him like shirtless on the beach. But hers was like bodacious, like boobs everywhere, just like hair flowing. Yeah, I'm excited for people to like get to know her personality. And yeah, it's just exciting when new people come on. Yes, I feel like in the beginning, when they were showing all the mess, I feel like I was all when new people come on. Yes. I feel like in the beginning when they were showing all the mess,

I feel like I was all from our room. I was like, wow, that shot looks interesting. Interesting again. OK, I think that's our bedroom. Cool. I actually really liked you being like, I never saw this for me. Is your also working out here to clean? Yeah, I know.

Like, what was I wearing? I also liked that they showed my interview look with the big pink flower because it was very interested to see how that was going to come off on camera. And let me tell you, nailed it. So funny, I didn't even notice that. But now that I think about it, I feel like I wore a flower in the past. I'll have to look into that.

I'll go back to you. I also love that they let me open with my anal joke. That one. You don't see it every day, but you love to see it. You love to see it. And then I ended with me crying and making another joke. So if I don't cry in the trailer now, did a trailer even happen? I like barely was in it and at the end I'm like still here. I'm just crying. You also have such a funny crying voice. You owe, yeah, like when you're crying because you're genuinely,

and all the time such a funny person, half the time when I see you crying, I almost think you're like mocking people who are crying. I'm like, wait, she's real crying? You're not. When I start crying, I then start making fun of myself crying. And then I try to think of funny things to make. Because crying is such a weird thing

that you can't control and then you're in it. And then you're just like, well, here we are. Now we might as well laugh about it. Sometimes I'm like, does she have real tears? Or is she just playing all of us? You guys crying is an orgasm for your eyes. And we love to see it. We got great feedback last episode starting with advice.

So I think we need to get back into advice. Join our Patreon, patreon.com slash giggle squad if you want to ask us questions because we look there first and then also our merch. We're coming up with a new collection but if you want this collection it might not be up for too long. So go to giggle-squaw.com and buy that shit. Yeah, we have a lot of news things coming. I love pep talk time.

It is pep talk time. I know I say advice, but it's pep talk time. Okay, we're going to start with sexual health. Okay. How do I tell my new man we can't have sex for a while because I have BV. So I think that's bacterial vaginitis. So I don't know that much about bacterial vaginitis, but I feel like you have...

I feel like you're gross and I feel like you're an expert on it. No, I feel like you have UTIs all the time. So it's probably like, how do you tell a guy that you have something going on down there and don't feel repulsive after? So easy to say over your period. Like God gave us that for a reason to get out of shit. Well that was genius. I was trying to make a joke. I was trying to make a joke. I was trying to make a joke. Also just remember men are stupid and men are scared of

vaginas. So if you say anything. Yeah they they're like, okay, got it. If you say like, oh, I have my period and they're like, I don't care. Just be like, I do though. So I'll care for the both of us. Yeah. Easy. That's an easy one to get out of. Easy, next.

Next. Next. Um, I recently hooked up with this guy and he has not called or texted. Should I ditch him? Uh, yeah. He doesn't like you. He didn't call you or text you the next Yeah, he doesn't like you. He didn't call you or text you the next day. He doesn't like you.

You weren't in a mood today. In a mood. Don't call him, don't text him. He doesn't like you and you don't wanna be with that person. Why would you wanna be with someone who doesn't like you? Look, I wanna be with people that don't like me all day long. So much fun. But like, if you're wondering if he's gonna call or text, if he hasn't in the first 48 hours, then no, he's not. Or-

And if he does, it's just because he wants to sleep with you again, not because he wants to take you out on a date. Yeah, 100%. And also, this is my favorite part is when you get to ask yourself, do you actually like him or just, has he not texted you 48 hours after you had sex? Yeah, like, I like homeless people, you know? Like one of my friends had to tell me a couple weeks ago, like he's homeless. So no, he's not gonna text you. Guys with our jobs are great because they have a ton of free time

and quality time is my love language. However, at some point you have to look in the mirror and say I deserve someone who can hold a job because how are they gonna hold me late at night when I'm crying? You look really pretty today. Oh my god. Thank you. You're welcome. I wish I could say the same for you My mom has been like what what are you doing in those videos with the podcast? I'm just for our Patreon, but then we... But then it goes on Instagram everywhere, and we're just like, that happened.

Look, whatever, I'm relatable. Know this means that you're in alignment with yourself that you're not like putting chicken cutlets in your bra like two years ago. Can we talk about that? Yeah, let's talk about it. Page used to put chicken cutlets in a bra. And if you watched Summer House season three,

I threw them at her, cause it was a moment of growth. I am a healthy A cup, okay? And I used to have a real problem with that. Full A cup. Full A cup. And I used to wear like a Victoria secret bombshell pushup bra with chicken collets.

I basically stuffed my bra like I was a seventh grader. And now I don't even wear bra. Don't even really own any. Free the nipple. And I'm obsessed with it because you can pull off so many amazing outfits and small boobs are so sexy. And that's that.

Okay. You remember when I said the dual question? That was so shady, I love it. Okay, this one is actually serious. Okay. How to fight imposter syndrome. How to fight what? Do you know what imposter syndrome is? No, I thought you said pasta syndrome and I was like, what is that because they probably have it? That's most Italian reaction you've ever had. That's the most Italian reaction you've ever had. Past the syndrome.

What is it? Just add a meatball. Add a couple of meatballs, you find some Parmesan on top of a little basil, a little pepper. What's in past or syndrome? Like someone trying to be you? No, in past or syndrome, clearly you don't have it. Okay.

It's when you get something and then you think, like, I'm not this person, like, I don't deserve this. Like, let's say you get a raise and you become manager at your sales company and then you think I'm an imposter like I'm not actually good at what I do and you just question pick it till you make it honey I feel like we're the opposite like we should question I'm like I'm pretty sure I should have had an Oscar by now. No, like I'm not upset, but actually Nikki Glaser gave me the best advice because she says she's Netflix specials, every special TV shows, one of the funniest comedians in the world. She suffers from a imposter syndrome sometimes, like, like, am I

actually not good at my job? And she said that her therapist goes, Nikki, do you think you're that smart that you've been able to trick everyone to think you're funny? Because you're not. Like, you're not that smart that you've convinced the whole world, and you've tricked them. Wait, this is mind-blowing right now.

Yeah, it's the best advice, like, ever. And I never forgot it, because whenever you question yourself, like, am I actually this good? Like, did I actually deserve this? Like, you know when you get something good, sometimes you immediately are like, oh no, I don't deserve this. Or I'm gonna get fired.

It's like, you didn't trick everyone in the company to think you're good at your job. You're not that slick. Oh my God. Okay, so this girl's asking, like, how do I like stop thinking that way? Yeah, like, how do I believe that I am what I am? And I deserve all the things.

You need a stopping afraid of greatness. You need to go towards the light. Don't be scared of your light shining girl. Hang out with Hannah and I for a second. We'll make you obsessed with yourself. I'm telling you, I wanna do a show with you called hype girls. And we just hype people up.

Dude, I would love that. Ooh, this is another good one. It's very, a lot of mental health stuff today. How do you deal with family that doesn't understand mental health issues like anxiety? Oh my God, that's a really good one because I feel like my family doesn't understand that. Like me and you both have severe, highly functional anxiety. It makes us funny. But like we come from homes, like the generation of our parents

were like, oh, you're stressed? Like, get tough, toughen up. The number one phrase I heard growing up from my mom was, oh, what do you feel sorry for yourself? I should feel sorry for myself. Okay, take it back. Take it back. Okay, take a bag, get a bag. No, man, no, man. I'm too good for a bag.

I joke because I'll be like, I need a mental health day. And my dad's like, that's just called the weekend. Wait till the weekend and watch your TV. Whenever I say something like that, like if I say I need a mental health day or like specifically it was my birth day and it said to my dad, it's my birth die. And he turned and looked at me and said,

your whole damn life is a birth die, what's special about today. You're like, who hurt you, dad? Yeah, do you want to talk about the trauma or? Okay, I do think that our parents growing up, anxiety wasn't a thing, but I think a lot of parents now are starting to realize, oh, actually, I suffer from anxiety. Because girl, my thing is if you suffer from

anxiety, it's genetic. Someone in your family suffering from it too. Like, if you look in your family genetics, there is fucked up shit happening. And it makes you feel as crazy because you're like, oh, I just was born into this. I didn't ask for it. Right. So I think instead of just calling it anxiety, speak to your parents in more simplified ways of specific things. Because anxiety is such a buzz word. Maybe be like, sometimes have repetitive thoughts. Like if something bad happens, I keep worrying about it.

Or like, sometimes I can't eat. Like say physical things. An emotional things you really feel. And maybe they- That's actually a really good advice, Anna. I don't know, like say physical things and emotional things you really feel and maybe they- That's actually really good advice, Anna. I don't know, maybe they'll be like, yeah, that happens to me too, but when you're just like, I have anxiety, people just like shrug it off, like, fucking millennial. Yeah, because it's like such a buzz word.

You're so right, wow, that was really good. Cause I had nothing for that one. We're so funny, we are. I was like listening for your answer, cause I was like, what do I do? We're literally just like, oh my god, you're so smart. I'm like, thanks, you're so smart. And then we're like like listening for your answer, because I was like, what, what do I do? We're literally just like, oh my god, you're so smart. I'm like, thanks, you're so smart. And then we're like, do you know what a poster syndrome is? And page is like, no. Oh, this is an interesting one. Oh, okay. My boyfriend says we are out of sync. Help. He's pulling away. So who are you fucking?

pulling away. So who are you fucking? It's funny because I just watched Atlanta and the new girl, Drew Siddora, her husband left for three days, didn't tell her. I was like watching her on the security cameras. She's like, where were you, where were you? But in my head, I'm like, who was he fucking? Right, that's my question for Abrythag.

Or are you gay? Yeah. Did you just decide? And then if you're having sex with someone else and you are gay, then that I can get behind. This is another thing. You stop and you ask yourself, is it out of sync? And if it is out of sync,

is it just you wanting to have a boyfriend? That makes you want it? Or are you like, wait, we are out of sync and I can find someone who I could sync with Right like you have to It's take a minute for yourself and like think about okay Do I really like want to be with this person? Is he everything? I want and like what are possibilities on how it could be out of sync because if this is completely out of left

Field and you don't feel like that at all then like chances are he's cheating out of left field and you don't feel like that at all, then like chances are he's cheating. There's someone else. Yeah, I mean, that's where my brain goes, but also. So if that is the case, do you call them out or do you like sneak you go through his phone and tap, put like a tracker on his car and do you go full FBI? It depends on like what your relationship is. Like if you're like if thought that, I would just say to him, like, hey, is there someone else? And if you feel like you can really trust him and he says, no, but if not, then go through his phone.

Who cares? Don't feel bad. It's weird how she says, my boyfriend says, we are out of sync. Because if he's just trying to get out, you don't want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you. Be like, yeah, sure, we're out of sync. And you fucking leave his ass.

He's pulling away, you pull away. Yeah, like then like ignore him for a little bit and be like, okay, see ya. Also, don't say out of sync, that's lame. Break up with him for just saying the words out of sync. Like that's another buzz word. Like what the fuck does that mean? You're losing your synergy, like shut the fuck up,

he finance, bro. Dude, if someone said we're losing our synergy, I the fuck up you finance bro. Dude if someone said we're losing our synergy I would immediately drop his dick off Okay, this is the tough one for us the question is how to stay motivated Cuz I'm be honest page night love to sleep more than anything. I love to nap. We love napping. We are napping enablers to each other.

If one of us is like, should we nap? They're already napping. Like, we're not at any time. But I really do think, and I say it all the time, like I love Gary V. Respect, whatever. Stop time people to wake up before I am. No. Why? If it would go 4 a.m. I'd be a monster all day.

I would nap the whole day anyway. Can I tell you something? I actually woke up at 4 a.m. today. I woke up at 4.30. I was up until 7 and I was like, okay, so I guess I'll just start my day. And then I was like. So we're.

Honestly, it's 10 hours to have to exist on this planet. And I fell back asleep and woke up at 11.30, like get out of here. Yeah, Jennifer Lopez said she sleeps eight to 10 hours a night. But did you hear that JLo is basically telling everyone that she's never had Botox? Yeah, and that she's only put like olive oil on her skin. And that's where she's coming out with like a skin care line. I'm disappointed in her. Are you?

Why? Because you think she's definitely lying. Well, first of all, they were showing photos of her in her 30s where she has lines on her forehead. Now, she doesn't. Right. And if she's claiming olive oil, that's just not true. We're Italian.

We have ton of olive oil all the time. I very, very well skinned. But it's okay if you didn't, people were basically saying like if you didn't have Botox That's okay, but admit to all the other shit you might have had of like chemical peels and like right like Botox, but like yeah, I feel like she meant a talk to her PR team I was like well, I've never done Botox. Should I just say that and it just creates false expectations of women to age like JLo with olive oil Or just it's like another Kylie bullshit like oh buy this and your lips will grow four times the size. I know girls that like literally get these peels

like twice a year. I'm like literally take their entire face layer off. And then it like looks like they got Botox cause they look like a newborn baby. So like J-Lo with all the money in the world that she has, like she's getting shit done on the daily. And that's why I think people should be honest about just what they're doing.

Like, I've been fighting this war if people need to stop doing work on their face. You really have been on a crusade for years about it. You never say anything, you never know how to not her. You were sick of photos of a girl on Instagram, and you're just like, yeah, she looks like every girl on Instagram, like a new pretty girl. Like, wasn't it fun to just have a unique looking pretty face?

Right. Right. Like Audrey Hepburn, no one's ever looked like her before. Right. Exactly. Except you, you kind of think her. Thank you. Oh my god, thank you. And I'm proud of you because as someone who is extremely materialistic, I'm surprised that you have not, like, God is my little little like done or like a little something or a little Botox.

It just like it scares me. That's how my nan is. Like, because I genuinely, you know, wake up every morning and I'm fine with the way my face looks. Like, I'm pleased with it. I have a general self with the way my face walks. Like I'm pleased with it. I have a general self-esteem around my face and the thought that like I could go and do something to it and like then I would wake up uglier. It doesn't sit well with me.

Yeah. So you have like enough self-esteem to be like some people I think hate their face so much that they're like whatever happens it'll be different than this and I'll live with it. Yeah. I want people to understand. Once you get work done, people see the work. So instead of just seeing your face, they'll be like, no job or they'll be like, Botox, like lips, like you don't look like yourself anymore. And I look at all these Instagram comparisons of like before and after.

And I'm like, now I see a girl who has a plastic surgery. Like, I don't know. And it's not bad and for people who are listening who have gotten it, I'm literally, it's totally fine. We're Gucci. It's just before you get something done, ask yourself if there's a deeper reason. Like, I know for a fact I'm gonna get Botox.

That's some point in my life. Yeah, like a thousand percent. And like, I'm not gonna hate you. Thank you. If you got your lips done or something. But I just feel like emotionally, you might not be okay if you got it. I'd be like, let's talk about like deeper stuff.

Like do you feel inadequate? Do you not feel good enough? Do you feel like your boyfriend's treating you badly? Like let's talk about that. It's literally like when someone keeps saying, hey let's go party and you're like, it's a Monday. Like it's not bad to party on a Monday. Like it's literally like when if someone keeps saying hey let's go party and you're like it's a Monday like it's not bad to party on a Monday like it's fun whatever but you'd be like what's actually happening so before you just like change your face ask yourself check in with me yeah talk to someone first

I think I might just become like a plastic surgery therapist and be like before you cut your face open. Yeah, just hug your dad. That was really good. But to me, favorite, hug your dad. So I was on Good Morning America with my dad. Oh my god, you did amazing. Nana's adorable. Thank you. I actually didn't know much about Good Morning, Maricop. Yeah. Didn't have a lot of cable for the last couple of years. My Nana, when she found out that it was a segment for my Nana, by the way, it wasn't me. Like, we want Nana, and if you want Hannah with you,

that's OK too. And she was like, yeah, I want Hannah with me. Nana cried when she found out she's not good morning, Maricop. I think it's like for older people, like you wake up, you put on good morning America. That's how you start your day. She cried.

Right. And they were asking her just how she stayed so young on my nan. Her whole thing is the only thing fake about her is her eyelashes. She is great at doing her makeup. She always has her eyelashes on. She's great at the contour. She always has highlighter. Has a great lip color.

It's what works for her face. That's crazy. She sleeps in a coffin position. She crosses her hands over her chest. Like she's dead. I sleep literally on my face, like on my stomach. I can tort my body and just the weirdest. Oh yeah, we both. I actually don't sleep with the pillow. Oh my god. Hannah lives with my face. It's all the bad. I hang off the bed. Sleep on the pillow. The number one thing that I love about living with Hannah every summer is I need a lot of pillows. I need at least three. The minimum is three. Why? What are you scared of?

I like to have a lot of comfort around me. So Hannah does not sleep with pillows, so I end up getting four pillows every summer and it's just amazing. I sleep. Rodog. No pillow. Her face is on the mattress, people. Face on the mattress turned on my stomach. It's just terrible.

Then my Nana said she does 50 squats a day, so her butt doesn't sag. So I was thinking about this. If you wake up to 50 squats in the morning and night, like that's great. Also, my friend was like, you should do it whenever you go to the bathroom. Just do 50 squats. But I pee and poop a hundred times during the day. Yeah, you pee a lot, I feel like.

Yeah, I think it's exciting. Also she's obsessed with skin suitacles. Like that's her, but they're super expensive, I think, and she's lost all her money. Skin pseudicals is pretty expensive. I have a few things from there, but like anything I've ever bought from there, I really like and use. Wow, I'm really gonna try this sleeping on my back thing, I think.

She also doesn't smoke, never smoked. Oh, she says she eats pasta with vegetables. Oh. Wow. Spoken like a true Italian, like older woman giving advice. Now, if you're gonna have pasta, just add a little vegetable in there and then it's fine. Literally, it's fine. Get your vegetables by throwing it in some pasta with some Parmesan on top. But I know when we made Nana write a book on just like,

how to be a woman, just like how, like, steps. And like, no, she passed out. I had her on Burning and Hell, you guys should listen, but it was adorable when she basically was like, my dad told me I just needed to get married. And like, I wanted to go to college. I wanted to do all these things. So it's cool that now she's 79 and she's like,

I'm gonna be a star. Yeah, that's crazy. Imagine if we lived then where our parents were just like, okay, and now you should get married. Imagine if you married the guy you were in love with when you were 18. Well mine actually be great. We'd probably be blissfully happy.

Hahaha. Actually I thought of that, I remember him. Oh, shout out to Pat Hussie. Oh my god. No, literally love him. He was the best boyfriend ever and honestly, you should have just stayed with him because whatever the fuck I'm doing now. I actually got me thinking though about skincare, there are so many rules of like, they're

like, oh, serums and moisturizers and eye creams and it's like, what is the order that you put that stuff in and how do you know what's good or not? Because there's a Brazilian chemical you could put on. Okay, so I'm always tripped up by this and one, I forget who told me this but some faceless was like, if you ever don't know the order of things, you put on whatever is the lightest. So you go from the lightest to the heaviest.

Oh my gosh. So if you have like a serum or an oil, like whatever is the lighter consistency that goes on first, then like the last thing is like your heavy moisturizer like before you go to bed. So I've gotten a ton of serums over the years and I don't even like know what they do. My mom said she recommends like vitamin C in the morning

and then like acids at night. Like anything that's like gonna exfoliate is gonna be at nighttime. I just got this hydrating shoot. I can't think of from the ordinary and it's like a caffeine thing that you put, like it's a serum, but it's caffeine, whatever that means. And you put it under your eyes

and it's supposed to make it look like you're bright and awake and you do that in the morning. And that's one of my recent purchases that I really love. But do you think there's anything that people listening just need to have in their routine? Honestly, you and my mom say this and it's kind of true. You just need a really good face wash and a really good moisturizer. And then all the other shit is just like added in things to be totally honest.

So I got this face wash from Sephora because I was trying to invest in myself. And it's called Tacha. Yeah, wait, I've seen this brand. Is it it's purple? It's like a light green. It's Japanese. Yes It's it's basically has some weird like fucking fruit in it It says harvested under a full auto moon the water of Lufa fruit has been prized as a favorite natural skincare ingredient in Japan

Harvested under the moon. Yeah, okay, bro. You know that if it's harvested under the full auto moon, like that shit slaps. It feels fucking good, but it's like it's better than set of all. I don't know, but then someone was like make sure it's natural. Who the fuck knows? But I also got this under eye cream that I'm obsessed with. It's all Henrichson. Okay. Diburnace, alright? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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that were hydro colloid is what it's called like bandages that's supposed to be, I don't know if it's supposed to be for like scars or whatever. So all these girls are taking these bandages, putting them on their face, going to sleep, waking up in the morning and it's completely clearing like their pores, like the bandages are sucking out like things, so I bought them. Oh my God, you have to, and it shows like the dirt after. So I'm gonna do it. I think I'm gonna, okay,

because we're having a snow day today. And I read an article that was like, yeah, keep it on for like eight hours at nighttime and then when you wake up, like, it'll be better. And then one dermatologist was like, if you really wanna like fuck it up, like keep it on for longer, like 24 to 48 hours. So since we're having a snow day today,

after we get done recording this, I'm gonna put them on. Like a mucle, a whole routine. Routine. They're just like, here, let me go go. There's like band-aid brand has them. They're like, they're just called hydro-, let me go go. There's like Band-Aid brand has them. They're like, they're just called Hydro-Coloid Bandages.

You can get like any brand. You're putting tape on your face. But I'm gonna tape my face up. And like, save it helps. I don't know, I'm just doing the research for you guys. Just get real quick. So I'll put tape. If I glue all my pores, do you think they'll just stay like this forever?

If you were gonna expand because I love being entrepreneurial, would you rather do like a skincare line or a fashion line? Fashion. But you do have a passion for skincare, like I could see you. I do. I have a passion for pampering, like I love my nails, I love my skin, but really what makes me happy is clothes make me happy.

Yeah. Like I lay in bed at night and I look at this rack right here. It makes you happy. Sometimes I have a color coordinated and I'm just like, ah, that's what the home edit on Netflix. It's like these girls who organize people's homes, which I like to watch and then it's like watching a workout video and not working out.

Like that's what I do for my house. I just watch, I go, that looks like it would be nice. But they, they, I like like they color code everything. They say you process it easier if you color code it. I see my clothes and I get stressed out because I'm like, I don't know what to wear at work. When I'm moving into a new apartment soon

and the organization, which will ensue in that apartment. Oh my god. You should hire someone. I feel like Carl hired someone. But here's the thing my mom loves doing that. She's really sad. Like out to us. And I can yell at her in my apartment.

I can't yell at those people. Your mind also has to understand how it's organized. Some people's minds work different. But organization is a way of de-stressing. People say if you have a messy room, you have a messy life. But I live. I have a cabinet in my kitchen of just junk. Like papers, there's wrapping paper in there, tape,

my hair extensions. A lot of random checks, like banking things that I don't know what to do with. It is officially time for front page news. Let's do it. Well, the first thing we have to talk about because we haven't spoken about it together is obviously the Southern Charm Kristen Cavalieri,

the whole Hangout, the Instagram live. Do you think it's good for Kristen's brand? Okay, here's the thing that I was thinking about. Kristen has managed to go from reality TV star to like legitimate famous person. Which I feel like doesn't happen that often. No, like what's the difference between her and Morgan Stewart? I mean, Kristen did have a very, very long illustrious career as a villain on reality TV. Right. That's what it is. Like, she's a villain.

That's what it is. She has turned into like America's wife. Yeah, which is crazy. It's also crazy that she's sustained a career on reality TV without getting washed up. Like her and Heidi, for example. A perfect example. They have completely different statuses from the same exact show. Which is crazy. I think it's like even LC.

Like LC. I don't wanna sound superficial, but I think it's because she married... Take color. An athlete. Like, if you marry like an a-list celebrity or an athlete, I feel like it automatically brings up your status. Like, look at Olivia Colpo.

Like, she was famous because she was on Miss Universe. But like, do we know any other Miss Universe? No. We know her because she dated Joe Jonas. And part of me thinks that people do that as like a PR thing? No, they do. I know for a fact that up and coming to labs, PR people will talk to each other and be like, can they get coffee and then get the proper hot tea and show them getting coffee?

That's so crazy. And they'll use each other to get press. Kind of insult that no one's reached out to me. But it's also weird. You know those people who are on a walk and then they'll be like, we're just friends. A lot of stuff is a stunt. That's so crazy.

Well, because think about it. Oh, you're perfectly dressed at a coffee shop with a cute guy. Right. When does that ever happen? That's when the pop ratty sees you. No realistically it's like running to your ex-boyfriend like you're picking up toilet paper from right aid. That's when the actual pop ratty runs into you. I mean the Kardashians have full editors in the pop ratty to edit their photos. Right. And like calling pop ratty I think is so weird. Well, that's what you do. You go, you're with a guy who's famous, some athlete. And like, I think the batch of people do that.

So anyway, so she was, she had dinner with Craig and Austin and her hairstylist, Justin. Then they were on Instagram live, like singing Taylor Swift song. Is she like a fan of Southern Charm? Like how did this even? They like became friends like a year ago.

And then people were asking Craig, like how would he feel if Austin and Kristen dated? He was like, I love it. Like two of my really good friends dating. But then the best part was her boyfriend, Jeff Dye, the comedian. Oh, they're official? Yeah, they were in, they were spotted out

in like Mexico earlier in this month, like on a vacation. He tweeted when all this was going on and Kristen had to different, like, defend having guy friends. He tweeted, he wishes. Okay, Jeff died. I'm also dating male comedian. Like, is he funny?

Like, I've never watched any of his stuff. He's, he was in guy code and he was, he've never watched any of his stuff. He was in Guy Code and he was just one of the hot comedians, but he's also losing his hair and has this full comeover moment, but he's always been one of the hot comedians who's very charming. Also, I don't like that he tweeted that. I think that's so insecure of him. I think anonymity is better. But he's saying he wishes you're insecure, bro, because Austin is 65. Or he like wants to be involved and like is Austin 65?

Yeah. Why do you think I was flirting with him on someone else? It's just a strong height. Strong. But Austin, I have such friend vibes with. Like he's very easy to talk to. Hannah, when you're drunk, you can literally kick it with everyone. True. So, true. Austin walked into Southampton, so I was shown to apparently I was like,

you're tall, glass of water, and I'm gonna clammy like a tree. And then I jumped on him. No. And he just caught me. And then he was carrying me around like a baby. I don't remember this, but that's what he told me.

But Austin, I... And the Madison came out of nowhere, caught your hair off. Ha-ha- your hair off. I don't know it's just kind of crazy it would be like if you and I just started chilling with like Paulie D and Vinnie from the Jimmy and let's manifest it. Why hasn't it happened? Actually Vinnie was like I want to go in a podcast which podcast should I go on a lot of people tag burning hell and I was like yeah and

then I don't know we're planning seats. Wow that would be epic. But the four of us would have a great time. When Kristen was like falling in the background of the Instagram stories. I mean, she fell. But fell. Like eight shit. Got back up.

Like fully fell. But also did you read there's drama because Craig basically was like Madison was so mean to my girlfriend. Wait I didn't see that. He was like I think that's why he also was like I'd love to see Austin with Kristen because Madison was so mean to my ex- girlfriend. I mean his current girlfriend because apparently Craig's current girlfriend has hooked up with Austin and that's how we actually met her because she was hanging with Austin but clearly it wasn't very serious. So Madison was like, I don't know. I just thought it was disgusting. Like she basically shaded the girl being like, she's gross.

I, okay. I beg to differ. I beg to differ. I think if this girl was like just trying to date one of the Southern charm guys, then like, yeah, that's gross. But also, if you can, if you have a connection with someone and you like happen to have like, talk to their friend, grow up, like who cares? It could be, unless it's like your best best friend, well, they are pretty close. Like, here's the thing, I would never do that with you, I don't think, but if you came to me and you're like,

hey, I think this person is my soulmate and I like, I want to date them. I'd be like, 100%. That's a thing. If she hooked up with Austin and Craig and Shepp, I'd be like, oh, the thirst, the thirst. Yeah. But the fact that her and Craig have actually hit it off is nice. And also Madison, you wanted to be on the show too, so don't judge other girls. Right. I don't know Madison. I think she is amazing television, and I love watching her.

I think she's made Southern term. Southern term would be really boring this year if Madison wasn't on a thousand percent. And I like looking at her. Yeah, and I love that she doesn't have to be a reason for me to be like ever. I saw someone who was very loud and always

using my hands and just in your face. Madison will talk like this and say something that will just tear your heart apart and she will never change his tone. She's scared she's gonna be, she's gonna be, she's gonna come into this house ever again. And I fucking hate you.

I bet she's a scary mom. Yes, you know, she has that good mom voice. Yeah, she has that good, like grit your teeth, don't open your mouth, but like yelling at your mom. Yes, you know, she has that good mom voice. Yeah, she has that good like gritt your teeth. Don't open your mouth, but like yelling at your mom. Oh, okay. What's next? Okay. Do you remember when Dina Manzo's husband, ex-husband hired someone to beat up her current husband? Oh my god, yes. The reputed mobster allegedly hired by former real housewives of New Jersey. You're having trouble reading right now.

Can I read? Yeah, am I hungover? Dina Manzo's ex-husband assaulted her then boyfriend, who is now her husband. He did this to get a discount on his wedding. So like, Dina Manzo's ex-husband hired this guy to beat up her current husband. And what the manzo guy was giving him was a discount on his wedding. So he was like, sure, I'll go beat this guy up for like a discount on my wedding.

That's a huge enthusiasm, I've ever heard of. The most huge thing I've ever heard of. I'm not going to garage wedding, but I feel like it's a little too much. You know, do you know a guy who could get it down for me? You know, if you know him, me. 330 Gus. Like, it should pricey. That's insane that people figured it out

and then told the press about it. This guy is literally in the Lou Gaze, is that how you say it? Yeah, like crime family. They're legitimately legit mobsters. Okay, unpopular opinion, but I feel like maybe because this is, we grew up Italian, if my ex hired someone to beat up my current boyfriend kind of hot

Flattered Kind of hot Like if my boyfriend got his ass beat I'd be like why don't you define yourself? Why don't you learn how to throw a punch? Figure it out Like if it's multiple men that's lame But if like you sound one dude and he beats my husband up, I'd be like okay, I need to find a husband How in love is this man's oh with Dina? I just found one dude and he beats my husband up. I'd be like, okay, I need to find a husband.

How in love is this manzo with Dina? Well, yeah, I also, I wanted a television show of Justice Love triangle, because most relationships, it's like you can kind of stop talking to your exes and then you just focus on what you have. This is next level. Next level.

Also, have you seen Teresa's new man? Oh my God, he's so hot. And I just feel like she's living her best life. He's tall. He's big. She's like Glowing. I don't know. I'm happy for what a glow. Oh yeah There were like I saw pictures at paparazzi took of them like out in New York City like having dinner and I was just like wait You're stunning for example that was one of those paparazzi moments Donning. For example, that was one of those paparazzi moments. We love to. Why don't we just start running around New York City and calling paparazzi and they're like page in hand out drunk again in the streets. Like a poor nightmare. Like a paparazzi watching me like walk out of McDonald's like no, I don't need that

What's next? Okay next no Lizzie McGuire reboot So it sounds like sketchy shit was happening underneath like people were not getting along. Should I read it? Can you read? Lizzie McGuire Hillary Duff said Lizzie McGuire. I've been so honored to have the character of Lizzie in my life. She has made such a lasting impact on many, including myself. To see the fans loyalty and love for her to this day means so much to me. I know the efforts and conversations have been everywhere trying to make a reboot work, but sadly, and despite everyone's best efforts, it isn't going to happen. I want any reboot of Lizzie to be honest and authentic to who Lizzie would be today. It's what the character deserves. We can all take a moment to mourn the amazing woman she would have been, and the adventures

we would have taken with her. I'm very sad, but I promise everyone tried their best and the stars just stood in the line. Hey now, this is what 2020 is made of. And Sophie Turner commented, no Lizzie, no. Okay, that was a shady thing because she basically was like, I want the character to be as authentic as possible. It wasn't me. And basically was saying, and we couldn't do that.

Here's, yeah, and it sounded like she really wanted a lot of control of what Lizzie, but I wanna know what it was. Yeah, why are you so passionate about that's worth more than the millions of dollars you would have made being Lizzie? It would have been huge right? Right, did Lizzie become a drug addict? Like what happened?

Yeah, is she an investigative journalist? It's like cracking the national code. Like what is she doing that like you weren't downwind? Like, was she, did you want her to save the world? And she just became an accountant? Because you went to Italy and became a pop star with like a fake twin. So like the bar is pretty low on what Lizzie was accomplishing.

Yeah, it's not like Hillary Duff has been doing like, epic roles that she's like, this isn't epic enough for me. Or if Lizzie McGuire went downhill, like let's see it, she's just living with her parents at 28. Let's, yeah, let's make it truthful. Yeah, like what could have been so bad about Lizzie? Did she go into like sex slavery?

Does she have an only fans? And if anything, let's empower that. Let's show that women can make money on the side, freeing the vagina. Let's stop being so judgmental. It's like her little character, true character. Her character, true character.

Doing only things. It's like doing like the WAP dance. Badi, badi, to crush on Gordo, so get over yourself. Maybe something happened to Gordo that she didn't love. Gordo is definitely an engineer. Did NA have them go on to do anything? No, I really like her side. I really like her side. Two.

Miranda was a Miranda. Yeah, Miranda. Wow, I love that. Like, where's the little brother? Yeah. See, these are all things that needs to happen. You know, like, she must have turned down so much money. Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, Hillary Duff questions, a lot of questions about her. Um, okay, next, let's talk about how, uh, Army Hammer has a girlfriend named Paige. How unfortunate. How unfortunate. Like, something in my manifestation wires that cross. And I don't know where we went wrong. And my mom goes, better use your last name. That's what happened when Derek G. Dergott married

to this girl named Hannah, who was my age. Right, we've all had it all that. Who looked like me except if I was a sports illustrator model. Right. This page girl, I mean, she has fucking stunning. So, like, I can't take it away from her. I can't take it away from her. No, she's like a real pretty girl. And she's just a mom. That's her last name. Lorenz, L-O-R-E-N-Z-E, but here's the worst part, Anna. What? She's blonde. Oh. No. No.

Yeah, so it's like how can I compete with that? Was his ex blonde? No, Brunette. So he's having a midlife crisis. She has fake lino and fillers. Oh, you look, are you stalking her on Instagram now? She's just like a typical Instagram girl. Yeah, but like she has a good aesthetic, don't you feel like?

She does have a good aesthetic, she's great eyebrows. But like, I'm sorry, I'm sick of every girl's Instagram page looking the same. Well, it's very viby, you know? Yeah, it's very like cool girl L.I. I know, I wish I could be more cool like this on Instagram, but I just can't. Like this is an insane pack. Yeah, she's rock, you could do that. She rocks freckles.

Yeah, I could. Let me save it to my- It's easy to me. You're like, oh, this grids great. And to me, I'm like, oh, she wanted some greens. So she cut up melons and then put a one word caption just saying candy underneath. This is not candy.

Melons is not candy. I think a melon is candy. I'm sad for you Eat a fucking Snickers bar. That's called candy. I need more like a static 90% water No, cuz you're a static shot. You're not gonna have the same engagement as your face in them. I Know that so you love the grid moment Yeah, I love a grid moment. I get really stressed about my grid like right now. I hate my grid also page Honestly, I don't really care how she looks like it's all about her personality And maybe they have a great personality together. It's all about being short and funny

So this tall model blonde Probably doesn't laugh like army for you Like We know we're still we're gonna we're gonna manifest how's it going guys I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad.

I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad.

I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. I like mom and dad. So let's end with what we're binging. What are you currently binging?

It's about a bunch of girls that get taken and they think they're going away on this retreat, like they're flying private, they think they're going away on this like mental health retreat. Then they get taken to like this island and they think they're like stranded there. And they have to like, it's crazy. That sounds really nice.

I watch the entire first season. I've been really into documentaries, so I watched. Yeah, what are you watching? I think it was on Amazon Prime or Hulu. It was on Lorena. Okay. And it's basically about the woman who cut her husband's penis off. Shut the fuck up.

Which happened in 93. So like we were very young. It was an incredible story because she basically cut his dick off, then took the dick and ran. Cut it off with what? A knife. Apparently, it's pretty easy to cut off. There's no bone.

You just, it's like a kitchen knife. Like a steak knife. Wow. It's like a sauce, it's just right off. So they said it was a perfect cut. And the guy went to the hospital. They couldn't find the dick. She, while she was driving, threw it out of the car.

What a conundrum. threw it out the car. She said, but then they called her and she was like, I threw it out of the car on the corner of 7-11. And they were like, OK, they found it in all this grass. And they put his dick back on. And I guess it continued to work. But then there was this big,

what's it called, lawyer? Lossu? Trial. Trial, yeah. There's a huge trial. Cause she goes, I was emotionally physically abused and raped throughout this marriage. He's the guy like couldn't keep a job.

He definitely like was an alcoholic and we get really drunk. Was he the guy like couldn't keep a job. He definitely like was an alcoholic and we get really drunk. Was he really hot though? So hot. Wow. So hot. Because if he wasn't hot, people would be like, he's a monster.

Right. But this is the problem he was hot and she was claiming he was raping her while they were married. And that was like not accepted and society to be like, you can't get raped when you're married to a guy. But apparently he yet,

so I love when you say, but a guy. But apparently he yet, so. I love when you say, but apparently. Apparently. Oh my God, I'm like, the YouTube video. Apparently. Apparently. And apparently, she had his dig off. This kid learned a new word and it was apparently

and he said it like, if that was not apparently. I love that. I always send those gifs. We have to post that YouTube on Instagram. OK, so this one gets crazy. So she accused him of sexual abuse. And that's why. So he was on trial for that, but they said you could only,

within the last five days, have sexual abuse to cause this. Like you can't blame like all the years of abuse, which is so wrong. That's okay, who made that rule up? I don't know, some white man. So he gets off and he becomes like a celebrity. He's on like all these shows doing all this stuff. He did porn.

Like, no. But he also was terrible with money. It was crazy. But then this woman who was getting her nails done at the place that she was a nail technician, said, saw that and was called the lawyer and was like within five days like I got my nails done by her and it was the worst manicure I've ever done.

She waxed my eyebrows and they were two different eyebrows. It was terrible. And she was shaking and crying the whole time. She definitely suffers from PSD and is getting abused by this man. So we go as the trials over but you have to go on trial for when she's on trial. So we basically find out this man is obsessed with forced sex. Like he gets turned on by forced anal sex.

He goes, I love when women don't want it. So he would rape her all the time. And she was so not into it. And he was so abusive. And people have seen like, there's tons of evidence of her like having bruises and so they had to basically be like was this premeditated was she like this guy beat me and rape me so I'm gonna cut his dick off or was it reactive so they were able to

convince the jury. Oh because if it's reactive she'd get off. Yeah that it was like temporary insanity that she suffers from PTSD and then just she just had to go to like a mental institution for 45 days. And now she's free. But she's gone on to like help victims of domestic abuse. And she's just been amazing. And he went into porn, tried to get his dick elongated. Pardon? And it like ruined his dick.

And he he started to work for like one of those bunny ranches in Vegas with strippers and then he's married like two other women who have both said he abuses me and gone to trial so yeah it was really good it's called the rena wait this was on Amazon Prime yeah it's really good I kind of told you everything though but whatever no I liked that and she is such a like timid little woman. Like she talks like this. Wait, I'm watching this today in our snow day.

She talks like this. It's really good. And it just shows how time's a different because nowadays if a woman's like, he raped me, while we were married, everyone would be like, yes, bitch. We have your back, fuck that dude. Yeah. We're back then, they were like, that doesn't happen.

That's crazy. Oh my God. Okay. I need to watch that. I need to catch up on Atlanta. I caught up on Salt Lake City. Have you watched the Potomac reunion? I watched the first half of it. Can I give you some tea? Yeah. So this is up to you on that. Oh my God. Now we're getting into it. So on chat room, we have Giselle who who is speaking her side of the story. And Portia basically is best friends with Monique. And Portia was basically like Monique told me that Candace sued her to help pay for her own house.

Where Giselle was like, that's just not true. And Portia was like, I'm just repeating what Candace said. I mean, what Monique told me. So Candace goes on a podcast and is basically like, Portia Monique are wild. Portia, I don't know how she was raised, but she was definitely not raised well. So Candace is now fucking with my girl, Portia. Oh my God.

But I try to put myself in Candace's shoes. Like, you know, if you think you're right in a situation, you go and you see people on a talk show, not taking your side, I get having anger. But the low blows, like, she's like the low blow queen. Like, go coming at her, Porsche was raised. Dude, if Bravo was treated like a actual office, like the inner office drama, like like you know how ESPN makes those

Commercials you always say this make those commercials of like them like all athletes But they're like in an office like doing shit. They would never do Why bravo doesn't have commercials of all of us like doing different things and like getting mad at each other is Will forever by the water cooler like someoneping their toe and it's like yeah Candace turns and it's Porsche and she's like are you done and like you're like little things like you at the photo copier like just staring at me and me being like do you want to get dragged. What was um to wear in this was cut cut what's to renders line cut cut well it could be funny if she was like cutting papers,

we were like cut cut, we're just like finding bravo lines and putting it in office situations. Like Denise is doing a meeting going, bravo bravo fucking bravo. She's like standing at a boardroom and she's, wait that would be hilarious. Terrible instruction is like flipping the tables to like move the tables. Lucy juicy is just like running around the office.

But the office dog. Oh my god. And then like, Tinsley is drinking coffee and she's like, yeah, I'm drinking Luanne. Oh my God. This has been such a fun episode of Giggly Squad. Of course, the heavy tea comes at the end, so y'all know. Join our Patreon, like, subscribe, review, like do it all, we're obsessed with our gigglers.

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