Giggly Squad - Giggling about peppermint mocha, facetune, and lipo

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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for all your favorite Canadian voices. Join and listen free for 30 days. Visit audible.ca. What is up, Giggly Wiggly? Yeah. We haven't been in the studio in years. Yeah. We've been in the studio in years.

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We've been in the studio in years. We've been in the studio in years. We've been in the studio in years. We've been in the studio in years. We've been in the studio in years. I mean the day just got away from me. What is up my giggly piglies? Cute. It's like the pigly wiggly. Yeah. We haven't been in the studio in years. No years. Are you wearing a basketball shirt? This is a vintage Luca, what's his last name?

Donut. I don't know. It has a ripenet, but I got a vintage. I just like black vintage shirt. Yeah. Well, I walked in looking at Timothy Chalamet. So that's fine. You did.

And I have one nail missing, which, if you see your friend with one nail missing, she's thought about having sex with your boyfriend. Don't trust her. I can't trust you. Well, I know. I'm getting him done tomorrow, though. Well, I killed my whole family.

Sometimes you have to. It's that time of year. What's great with French manicures is as it grows out, I just cut off all the white on top. And you're like, this is a pale pink manicure. And I have a pale pink gorgeous manicure, and that's girl math. No, that's the genomitly girl math.

I saw this girl in TikTok last night who was explaining girl math to such precision. And it was about like when our clothes are dirty and when they're not. That like is an internal monologue that we just like don't say to anyone else, and it's like if I didn't sweat in it, it's clean. For me, like if it smells, I have one more use out of it. But for it really smells.

Also, I have this new thing where, it's not really new thing, but like girl math,, girl, dinner. I like just using it wrong. Yeah. Like, I'll post breakfast and just write girl, dinner and people might, me, day, I'm, I'll be like, in me, day, I'm, what am I, a leprechaun? By the way, I got so attacked at Arkically Squad show in New York City. I didn't talk about with you, but I was pretty hurt. This lady stands up. I'm like, I get it. There's some like bravo con people who were really pumped up about bravo con. They were talking about your outfit

and I was so supportive of that. But then a lady goes, this questions for Paige. And I was like, okay, I love shutting myself up. Shut me the fuck up, please. Give me a minute to rest. Yeah, I can't talk my whole life. I'm gonna close my eyes, actually, very quick. It's like, I have to check my email, like this is perfect.

Great. And she goes, so I come from a big Italian family. Yep. And my husband comes from an Irish family. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, stay, she's like, okay, just... All the woman wants is for you to be quiet. Writing my memoir.

And I interrupt and I go, I'm so sorry. I think you might have something confused, because I have a big Italian family, and my husband is Irish. Paige has never been met in Irish person. She was gaslighting you. She was, she goes, still for Paige? She goes, I don't know what to do because he wants me to go to his family's, you know. And you just keep interrupting. Sorry, me again.

I think I can help. When people ask certain questions for you, it's like perfect. You guys want some of the best answers that I could never answer about a lot of things. And then some people will be like, how do you like to shit and be able to answer it? But this question, I was like,

no, I think it, I just want wanna make sure you're not making a mistake because I don't want you to miss this moment. And then she goes, yeah, I don't know where we're gonna hang out for the holidays, like which parents place. And then you go, definitely never have any cause does this parents are dead? Yeah.

Dead parents, not funny. No. It's not funny. At a comedy show, dead parents, not funny. No. It's not funny. At a comedy show, dead parents, very funny. Very funny. Context is important. Context is key. You know, it's also not funny.

It's just, it's happy that we don't fight over who's house to go to. And we'll have pretend fights. I'll be like, would your mom have liked me? And he's like, I don't fight over whose house to go to. And we'll have pretend fights. I'll be like, would your mom have liked me? And he's like, I don't know. She was tough, I don't know. And you know that gets me revved up. And I'm like, no, I'm like Taylor Swift good with the moms. I was gonna say, I feel like moms and dads

would really appreciate you. Oh yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Why do you think that? I think because you're very personable, like when you first meet you, yeah. Oh yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Why do you think that? I think because you're very personable, like when you first meet you, like. You're very charming in the beginning. You're very, no, we both love you

and then they get to know you. No, I think it's very good. You're in small doses, like every two weeks. Killer. You end on top and you leave. It is small doses, hey? Me and a four hour party people were like, who invited this girl?

20 minutes, that's how they're live. Me and your Barrymore show, a two minute segment. Give me an eye mate. Give me an eye mate. You for a full day? No, no. Nope. No, I think you're so good at like being personable

and meeting people for the first time, making them feel comfortable. Yeah. And not being awkward. Where I feel like I'm so shy in the very beginning that I can come off standoff-ish. Yeah. But I feel like you crush with parent.

You're so self-aware. Yeah. But sometimes I could see if I say something slightly out of pocket, like a certain parent would see like, if I say something like slightly out of pocket, like a certain parent would be like, okay, okay. We're like with you, they could be like, if you don't talk, at least they'll be like,

she's probably really smart and she's thinking. When you're quiet, people come up with the craziest conspiracy theories. And it's normally good. Like sometimes when I'm like, if I shut up, people would have had more respect for me, right? I always say, I respect those people who don't have to say every single stupid thought that comes through their brain.

Yeah, you're a talker. I'm a lose cannon. For sure. For sure. Good thing we're podcasting. How are you? I'm good. I have so much, I feel like, things to talk about because everyone's talking about, like,

Travis and Taylor. Yeah. And I just feel like I have a lot of things. Let it out, let's do it right now, we have to. I have you seen like the conspiracy theory of everyone being like, they're getting engaged. They're getting engaged in February. They're gonna just, it's gonna be like, whatever we are in love with each other, this is it.

I just feel like- I already like where you're going with this. I like it already. I just feel like if she genuinely is happy in this, she met her husband and she's going to get engaged for sure, get engaged. Like that's it. Lock it in. Got it. Yeah. There's just something from me though that thing for me though that can men really change their type that drastically. But the argument is she looks like his mom. Like he's been waiting for her. Like he's been having fun with all these other girls who look identical to each other. But also like I've never had the guy who like only dates blondes andes and then one day it's time to grow up for a brunette. He likes a girl with an ass.

Right, and I just there, I can't help but think like, she's a great business move. Okay, like that's always in the back of my head when their woman is way more successful than the man. This is my argument. And let's, and the crazy thing is he is one of the most successful NFL players in the whole entire league, but she's like galactic. Yeah.

So my nothing, I have so many thoughts. Sometimes nothing trumps like the fame. And there's something about him that I feel like he loves the thing. He did a reality show on his people have done reality shows. They're narcissists. We know the type, but no, they should get checked. Specifically, and we love Craig, but the kind of men that end up doing reality shows, Craig got in early.

Like he was confused and young. But guys who like later in life do reality shows. It's scary. Call the police. So this is what's worrisome to me. And now worrisome, it's just, they're getting all this pressure, like they're gonna get married. I will be in love with any man for six months.

For sure. If he's decent looking and I see him once every three weeks, I'm obsessed with him. It's a drug. So right now it's like, they are in this beautiful new relationship and she's prancing to him, but like she's loving the story of it and as people who have both been in relationships that have been kind of in the public eye, there's a high that comes with people liking your relationship. So you're not only liking him, you're liking that people like you, yes. So then you start getting conflicted

of like wait till they're on the couch together for four days in a row. They have, they probably spent max 16 days together total. And we're talking about marriage. And I'm so glad that I got engaged in six months during COVID. I did live with him for three months. Pude won't talk about enough. I feel like longer.

You moved in September. Yeah, so I was living with him for like four months, four seven dog years. But like, when I was living with him for like four months, seven dog years. But like, when I first met him, we went on a couple dates, and I was like, I really like this guy. Yeah. I was not telling you I was gonna marry him.

No. But like, I do. If anything, you were like, this is getting really intense, and I feel like I should just cut it off. Well, you see, I'm really immediate, and I was like, this is going against everything that I've ever seen. I think he loves me, so I'm probably

gonna stop talking to him. I usually remember having that conversation. I was like, if think he loves me, so I'm probably gonna stop talking to him. I usually remember having that conversation. I was like, if it's too much, it's too much. Yeah. Well, you're in long distance right now. I did this thing with Des, where we met, and it was like hot and heavy, and then I'd film all day,

and then he would fall asleep, and then I would wake him up in the middle of the night to catch up and talk. Every night we talked, and it was this very wanting and needing, it was this crazy high. I also feel like they need to go through everyone turning on them and hating them and see if they can get survived that. This is the thing. They just met and they're super excited and it's beautiful. But people saying that they need to get married, that makes me so scared and makes me so stressed.

And I was also pretty surprised. And I get worried about the money, the pre-nup, all that stuff. It's a lot. And, but I think your valid also, her running to him and like jumping into his arms makes me worried for all the girlfriends out there who have men who are like a skinny five-nine. Like, they are just gonna shatter those men.

I'm never a ran for anything. And jumped into anyone. Maybe for a chicken-pointer. I'm never ran for anything. And jumped into anyone. Maybe for a chicken farmer's house. Like, sometimes I'm watching the TikToks of the two of them and I'm like, there's just no way. Well, this is for everyone, for all the Swifties listening, which we are Swifties two,

who are like, you guys are being too hard on this. We are being that logical friend who cares. Right, that's our just being delulu. You guys are being a little delulu. And two, obviously if it goes badly, he has to move to a different country. Atmosphere. No, literally.

He can go to any country. No. And it's, yeah. He gets it literally become an astronaut and be like, I'll be doing science on the moon. He gets you can't live here anymore. Could you imagine the pressure? Yeah. There's a red, it's become like this pressure cooker. He had to get a new house.

He had to get a new house already. He thought, like, people thought it was like, I was being a bitch when I would like go to Craig's and I'm like, maybe we got into the picture. I don't know. Maybe we got a dishwasher. I don't know, just a thought. And she's like, maybe you get a whole new house, I think. But this is the biggest thing that I want to tell you guys. I've seen a lot of TikToks, and I've actually had friends reach out to me personally and be like, I feel so bad about being single right now.

Cause she's like running into his arms. Because of Taylor's, like watching all the Taylor's feet. Yeah, like it's like people are like, and I'm watching a reality. And I'm sitting here being single, or like friends who even in relationships being like, do I need to break up with my man? Cause I don't have Travis Kelsey.

But like you have to understand that like, it's literally like we know people on TV and people see them and we know what they're actually like. A guy standing there receiving a hug says nothing about what their relationship. Right. Like I even saw this guy actually, LIC OUT, Lee Koot, like whatever. He did want to about trying to get his girlfriend to like do a kiss for the photo and how like she he was like just do the kiss then you could go and leave.

Like just do it. And like just how everything is staged. And just nothing is perfect. And if you're having like some dark mental health thoughts right now because your relationship is not like Taylor and Travis is looking or you're single and you've never had that. And you don't know if you ever will.

You're not alone. Everyone's like kind of feeling like even fucking Kim Kardashian right now is probably like dammit. Right. Speaking of couples, have you seen the photo shoot of Jeff Bezos? And I thought it was AI. This is why I mention I have money.

No. Because the fuck was Vogue thinking. Like first of all, the photos's working well in unstered. The photos are so weird, and there's something like very alien-esque about for whatever it has a conspiracy theory undertone. And I can't explain it. I was looking after it before and after

of what they both looked like before money. Well, Jeff, Jeff Pes, I was like, I mean, what? The man I'm selling books out of his garage. It's just so crazy. I will say this though. I know he got divorced and whatever. And who knows what the relationship was with his ex-wife.

But I do give him a small baby ounce, unpickenio amount of credit for not going like oh, now I'm gonna date like this 22 year old Do you know what I mean? I I'm just like that that's a bear. No, it's not a joke for that She's way hotter than him still right, but it's like in the same Right, but it's like in the same. Yeah, he could have round. He could have tried to hang out with Leonardo DiCaprio. Right, that's what I'm saying. He could have gone full Leo and been like,

oh, she's 26. Right, that's my cutoff. Yeah. So I do, I give them a little bit of credit, but I just, I was so creeped out and uncomfortable by the photos. Did you have a shirt off or like a vest with no shoes? No, it was just like the buy,

so I was like looking for like the Face Tune watermark because there's just no, it was very weird. You know what's, I have to tell people, I downloaded Face Tune like the face tune watermark because there's just no it was very weird. You know what's I have to tell people I downloaded face tune for the first time. Yeah, what did you think? It's it's a drug. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, because what happened? I was doing something where like this brand like needed a good photo and I just couldn't get them. Yeah, and I like the lighting was so bad. Yeah. And I did all these things and I go, what if I want a face photo and I just couldn't get them both. Yeah. And I like, the lighting was so bad. And I did all these things. And I go, what if I went on FaceTune and they just

like brightened my face? Yeah. And then I was just fucking around. It's crazy. And then I realized like, because I've never used it before, how easy it is to like fuck it up where like people can see that you did FaceTune. That's some of my favorite pictures.

There's like comparing celebrities like FaceTune fuck. Because I do the point five. Yeah. Just like makes your legs look super long. It looks like a Steve Madden ad. Like I kind of like that aesthetic. Cause it's really 2000 Steve Madden. Yeah.

Cause I don't want to post just like look at me like it's like kind of artsy. But face to you. And I think I actually like I'm now like I can't use that. I don't think it's good. Well, it's not good for your mental health. You can change your makeup. You could not, you could take, I'm admitting this. There has been times, and this is like a couple,

probably right when I first like had Instagram followers and I'd have to do ads, you could take a picture and no makeup and then add makeup onto it. And I'd be like, why would I take the time to do my makeup when I could just edit this photo? Change your lip color. But you have to be kind of an artist. Like not everyone can just...

No, it's a full-time job. Editing photos is a full-time job. So you think red actions have like full face soon? Edit it. Absolutely. They have a whole room like NASA, a few more. I think their content team is a lot bigger than what people would think. I do think if you've, I don't want people to download FaceTune one because you have to pay

for it and be because then you might get addicted to it. But to see what it is, I honestly felt like, oh, everyone's ugly. No, everyone uses FaceTune. You guys, everyone's ugly. Yeah. Like everyone is ugly. And it made me feel so much better. Because I did something in my face and I was like,

no, no, I'm an Instagram thought. When I used to go to the gym, whenever that was, humble brag. A humble brag. But I would get so anxious going to the gym. And whenever I would be on the treadmill, I would always think, oh my God, no one is thinking about you because everyone's on their own treadmill thinking about themselves and like their own insecurities

like hope no one's watching me, but like they don't have time to think about you. Yeah, like like gets me through the day. I think I'm more scared of people seeing me in real life and being like, wow, that's not what she looks like. But yeah, then people being like, oh, I don't think she's that pretty on Instagram. It's like, first of all, I don't go fuck second of all. I think because we did reality TV, like, and we did not do reality TV with the like Kardashian filter. I mean, because, you know, you could literally, because of reality TV,

you could say whatever you wanted to me. Yeah, it's probably true. Once I think I said this, but once I'm a part of a long time ago, once a woman messaged me, I don't know a guy, I forget who, they messaged me and they were like, I just want you to know my man like, like likes you, but like, you're fat, but he likes that you're fat, and I don't understand it. And I was like, this is layered. I was like, this is layered. I was like, this is layered. She basically was like mad that her husband said I was attractive. Yeah.

But she was like, but she has a big thighs and a big butt. And he was like, yeah, that's why I like her. So then she was like trying to make me feel bad and be like, what your fat. But he likes to your fat, but you're fat. And she like screen shot at a photo like where we were in our bikinis and they were like, don't try to mean it from. Oh, you were not in it. But like, I was definitely talking to you in the scene.

And it was like a film where like, I don't know, you could just like see my butthole. No, people are insane. And speaking of all this stuff, look at us getting, this is our mental health pod. An influencer passed away from LIPO, from getting a BBL. Did you see that? It was, it's like in Brazil. Yeah, I think I did see it. And it got me thinking, because there's also a woman who died in Australia from ozampak. Yeah. Wait, I didn't see that. It was like a mom that was like taking ozampic before her daughter's wedding to like lose a few pounds and she died of like something, I think her stomach became like paralyzed or something.

Oh, well, I do have to say I have been getting some more butt attention that I normally get because I was doing the warm everywhere. Right. No, because we didn't even talk about it. You have, if you want to get attention in this world, you have to keep reinventing yourself. I do the warm now, and the warm comic. No, but the gigglers who didn't see that are New York City show Hannah just busted it out out of nowhere.

But honestly, the gigg-glairs appreciated it. Oh, no, well, I was like, let's put the music on. I'm not gonna do it in silence. I'm not so, so, so, so, so, so, yeah, but then, you know, how we left, you left the building, and there was like, people waiting like, you know, like a Broadway show. No, I got, I like,

you heard this like roar, and I was like, I was like, there was something else. And I literally at one point was like, what do you guys doing? No, so then, and there was like bar like roar and honestly. I was like, Owls. And I literally at one point was like, what are you guys doing? No, so then, and there was like barricades and stuff. It was crazy. I was like, this isn't for us, is it?

My brother's like, I think they just blocked the street. Like, you know what's not for you, but I think it was. I think, well, the gig was right hanging out after. So then I walk out and he's so chanting, Hannah's ass, Hannah's ass, and I was dying. The long story short, do you think, oh, this Hannah Brangber, but ass. And I was dying, the lungs are short. Do you think, oh, this Hannah brain bar, but no.

I'm trying to say is, but I'm trying to say is that for me to have a fat ass, I have a belly, and I have thighs. If I had a normal body and then went and just bought an ass on it, it looks fucking weird and it's not natural for your body. You'll tip over or you could die. Yeah.

Your tip over or worse. The craziest thing is that BBLs are like the most dangerous surgery. And it's one of the most popular surgeries. So like if you're thinking, oh, I just wanna add an ass. Not like it doesn't, it looks fucking weird and then you shake it and it doesn't move, right? That's something I've never thought about in plastic surgery,

like that I would potentially get a beeping out. Yeah, that's the only thing I've ever thought about. Yeah, that's the only thing I've ever thought about. Because it just, I do wanna know why, and it has nothing to do with like, no, that's so dangerous or no, that's not good, go to therapy. It's more like, what's the recovery?

Oh, because you can't sit, and that's my whole life. Yeah. My whole life is about where can I sit? You can't lie into my- You can't lie into my- You can't lie into my- You can't lie into my- You can't lie into my-

You can't lie into my- Get to sit and why am I not sitting? So, like standing is actually the worst activity in the world. I rather run. And you'd rather run like Taylor Swift. I do, I have been like going up and down. You guys know I'm growing, I'm learning, I'm realizing

things. I was very anti-spastic surgery. But recently, I've been actually pretty like pro like I get it as humans. If your nose looks so different than the average nose that you're changing it to look like the average nose, I totally understand that and I've seen it look incredible. Yeah. But if you're changing your body to look like a Coca-Cola bottle alien, doing reconstructive surgery to feel like you fit in, I do understand that for sure. I do. You have no toes. You have those toes. You feel like your chin is way too big and I totally get

it. But don't change your body to look like a fucked up oompa-lumpa. She went from love yourself to get it fixed. Checking with a therapist to make the appointment. I'll call for you. I totally get a subtle thing. And also long nippin' tass. I don't think the gigglers are out here getting BBLs every day.

Like I really don't know, because where do you even go for a lot? No, that's crazy. Apparently there was a plane coming from Mexico. Oh yeah. Just full of bandage women. And everyone was sitting backwards. No, it could sit.

What? If there's any show I need on TLC, it's vlogging BBLs. Because how are they sitting? Like what's the flight time? Yeah, like, the Kardashians make it like swift and easy. You don't even see a scar. Scratch 90 day fiance. But this is one thing I do learn from face tune.

If you needed that bad, just face tune in as. No, don't go. You don't have to go to Mexico. There's literally a thousand apps, a thousand apps. And just make sure the background is incurved. Yeah. What's one thing you face tuned? Like in my life.

Yeah, like a part of your body that you face tuned. I wanna go back, I bet I could find them on my computer. You were worse before. We should go back and see like, oh my God, yeah, like 2012. Maybe in the news letter on Instagram news letter or full throw away I could definitely find pictures where like I fully face tuned them yeah I know face photos that I would have wanted face to to elongate my legs because my torso and my legs just like cuz of the angle my torso looks so long I definitely used

to make my lips bigger and like I think like my jaw skinnier. And my eyes bigger. So probably my nose smaller. No, but this is good to know, because I feel like the girls need to know. I definitely went through a phase of like phase tuning the shit out of my mouth. It is like classic surgery where like you know,

if someone suddenly does it for like five years by your five, like they don't notice the huge change. So you've done it. And if you're face your five, like, they don't notice the huge change. So I've done and if you're face tuning all the time, you don't notice how much I think I hit a point where I was face tuning so much that then I would see like the original photo and I'd be like, wait, I look so much prettier in that. I'd like mine fucked myself. I was like, wait, I'm gorgeous. I'd like mine fucked myself. I was like, wait, I'm gorgeous. That is funny. Sometimes I was fucking around on FaceTune

just like doing all these weird things with my face. And then I was like, I just wanna be me again. I just wanna go back home. You get so dramatic. I am so dramatic. Oh, we haven't had one of those crazy plastic surgery rants in a while. No, we haven't.

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And he has two of his little sticks that he drums with. And he's drumming to the baby's heartbeat. And it's like, I mean, he's going. He's going for like a full, I mean, I think he goes for like a full 10 minutes, 10, 15 minutes. So it beeps in the background like beep. Nope, it just, you can just hear him like drumming and every comment was like divorce, divorce. My husband tried to talk to me when I was giving birth and I told him to get the

fuck out. I would be like, I feel like you're making this pregnancy about you right now. I would. That's like him picking up the guitar after having sex to a whole nother level. I would be like, hey, do me a favor, take those sticks, bend over, and jam them right up your fucking ass. Are you kidding? I'm different in terms, like when I think about like the day I give birth. Scram. You know what I was about to say? It's like, what's going to work out to orgasm? Don't look at me. Something weird is gonna happen.

Why are you here? What are you gonna offer to the situation? I think actually the women that want their husbands in the room when they give birth, that's we, I think you're weird. I know. One of my friends was telling me how like she got a C-section. She's like, they take up out all your innards and they put in your stomach. They put in your stomach on the table.

They take it out. And like, you're man. I didn't realize that. For on the table. They take it out and like, your man, I didn't realize that. For whatever reason that wasn't computing. I was like, what do you mean? I feel like they go through it. They're like, no, they don't. They don't have the change out.

They don't know if you were to take stuff out to get. I was like, but what's there? But like, that'll change your relationship forever. I also know for a fact, I'm gonna be shitting the entire time. I know that. I know I have the time. I know that. I know I have that kind of stomach. You have that.

We're like, I'm not gonna have a nervous, nervous, body type. I'm also a post-traumatic type. It's gonna be poop with a little baby. Yeah. So like, yeah, you're right. And like, do you want does there? The thing is, part of me wants to,

I take the lab. Part of me wants him there to like make him feel bad, to be like, you fucking get this. Yeah, and I'm gonna use this against you. Like, you could put my relationship into or this. Yeah, so then one day I'll be like, Hey, can you hand me the remote and I'll be like, you right there, I'm gonna be like,

I fucking tore my pussy hole into my butthole. And you saw it, right? Remember when they took my organs out and they put it on that silver plate? Think about that. Remember when I got Frankenstein? In broad daylight? Okay.

Like no four-play. They just fucking ramped it in and took it out. No, I don't. I don't want to think about it. And I also just know. Congratulations. No, you're good. So lovely.

That's amazing. Was it like Alabama's barcara trouble or something? I don't know. I think she was like wearing some seductive dress. I don't like even talking about her because I am scared of her. Like I don't ever want to have peace with her. She'll bully the fuck out of us.

And I mean that as a compliment, I would love for you to bully me, I'll be an armor Barker. I'd be honored. The other thing that I wanted to bring up was my brother came to Giggly Squad show on Saturday. Gary. Sorry, sorry.

Shut up, Gary. And we get home. He comes back to my apartment, we get home. And I don't know what happened, but he said, oh, like I'm texting mom and dad. And I was like, oh, and I like look at my phone to like see if they had like texted. And I was like, what are you texting them in? And he was like the group chat. And I said, hmm, I'm not getting the group chat. Text messages. My family has a whole group chat without me.

Is it called not page? I just, I was so like, I was like, you're the Courtney Kardashian of your family. Yeah. Literally. I was like, what do you guys talk about it in it? And he was like, you know, just like normal stuff. I was like, you're you guys talk about it in it? And he was like, you know, just like normal stop. I was like, you're shooting the shit without me.

No, you know what it is. It's because he lives near them. So I think it's like probably like they need, they didn't wanna bother you with like a little stuff. That's what they said too. And that's, they're like, we don't wanna bother you. No, I can tell you them see like him being like, what's for breakfast mom?

Like, let's be honest, it's like stupid shit. They're like, but the thing is, in my family, I was offended. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. I thought, were you like, let me, but the thing is, in my family, I was offended. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. I thought, were you like, let me see a text? No, let me see, let me see. Because I knew it was like, no one's laughing in there,

obviously. Sounds like born rhetoric to me. But, you know, it's like, I'm honestly so scared of her. I like, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, what was her mood when you called her? I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, called her? And then me and my brother will fight, and I'll be like, whatever, mom doesn't tell you things because you're too sensitive and you're a little bitch

and you won't be able to handle it. And he's like, that's what she says about you, that you're too anxious and we can't tell Paige. And so we're like fighting about who's the lesser human, who is more mental problems. It's so funny because I don't sub talk to my mom. My brother's such a dude where like, like my mom's like, hello, you have a mom.

Yeah. Because my brother, like you came from somewhere. Yeah, like that's a lot of guys just like don't call their mom every day. Right. Where like I call her every hour. Just to make sure. Is she okay?

Is she okay? Is she checking at me? Am I okay? Right. Are we both okay? And like if it goes to voicemail, because I'll call like my legitimate house phone. Yeah. And if it goes to voicemail, I'm leaving one.

Oh, really? And I always think, what if I don't have a girlfriend? The love of your life. You're gonna want to listen to my music. No, that was dark. That was dark. That was dark. That was dark.

That was dark. But I do think every time my mom leaves me a voicemail, I save it. And I think one day I'm gonna listen to this. And I'm like, he's dead. No. And that's so sad.

But it's so true. Like I save them. I'm like, I want to save this voicemail forever. All Christ-er-gu right now, I have my grandpa's voicemail. I'm not gonna play it, because I'll Christ-er-guy. No, don't.

Oh, yeah, don't. No, I have it. And like, to me, but you did cry on the pod at one point, I think. No, I'm still not over my grandpa's dad. Oh, no, it was when you met some, it was after your grandpa died. Yeah, I met someone who reminded me of my grandpa

because he was an old man from Brooklyn. No, why did I bring up my grandpa? He put an existential crisis over this man that was not your grandpa that you just happened to me. I also just hung out with, I was just running my walk-in, I hung out with one of my best friends from college, but like a lot has changed obviously.

Yeah, you guys kids now, I'm a writer. And we're sitting there. How did you keep up? I know, it was great, like, because we're talking like we normally talk, but I'm asking like insane questions like, so when did you buy the house? And I'm gonna get you. So when did you buy the house? And how many kids you have now?

Yeah, very like, and she can walk on her own. But we're still riffing like we always did. I'm very like that we're with the right people. I can go year, and it's the same. But at one point, she was like, so I talked, she was psychic, and I was like, I didn't,

and college we didn't know about this. And I was like, wait, you fuck with that? And she's like, well, I'm not going around telling people it doesn't exist. And I'm like, she's like, fully, yeah, I believe in it. And we were like geeking off about, I didn't know this about my friend. And then I was like, girlie.

Did they tell her anything like crazy? She was having trouble conceiving. And like, really hard time. And she met with someone and they, she was like, you're gonna have three sons. And within a month, she popped one out. And I also was like, I think it probably calmed you a little bit.

Right. So it was just like, And does she have three sons? She has two. Ooh, as of now. Oh, man. And I'm, I feel like, you, do you feel like you're due for a psychic idea? Kind of do, but I'm like so, I always get anxious about it. Like, I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know.

I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know.

I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know.

I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don he's like, I didn't want this. Because for the girl he's, it's cool. Yeah, like, he's like, I don't want this. If you have a ghost race, if you've been a ghost ring, I'm gonna question it.

Yeah. I'm like, you're leaning into hard. You wanted this too bad. A man never wanted this life. No, he was like, I don't. Is he straight? I don't know. I could see that for him.

Like, you just don't know what he is. Yeah. And he was just like, oh my God, this is gonna be crazy, but listen. You know, like like he's giving, he's like, I don't want, I would do I have to gain from like lying to you. And it wasn't even like that crazy expanse. I was telling her, though, when I was going through a really dark breakup, a really dark breakup, I got cards pulled. Terracard reading. And it was, I just felt like empty. I hated my job. I was like 26. And she pulled out like this like queen with like a big, big like star around her head.

And she crowned. Yeah. And she was like, oh, you're gonna like be yourself. And it's gonna get you really far. And I was like, I don't know what the fuck that means. And she's like, no, you're gonna be good. Like, you don't need a man. Okay. Look, it's also part of me that like, I don't know what the fuck that means. And she's like, no, you're gonna be good. Like, you don't need a man. Okay, look, it's also a part of me that like, I believe in psychics. It's just a fuck up. No, like I believe in mediums, I believe in psychics, but like, I could also be like, yes, my bitch,

you're gonna be yourself for the rest of your life. I'm like, I think it's me too. I just don't know how she meant it. Like, she basically was like, you're gonna be what you wanna be. Like she was like, you're gonna be successful. You're gonna be. I see. I can see you.

I know, I know. I said it was all wrong. I need straight up spous, I need to hear at least two to three specifics in a psychic reading for me to even get past like I'm wasting $200 right now. And you don't, I can see that you don't like give them any. I give them nothing.

Okay. I give. Cause you know I'm loose lips. I'm loose lips. Psychics and therapists, I give them nothing. I feel like the therapist you should give them. I feel like therapists. I am not the type of person to talk about your feelings.

I think that's actually the opposite of what you should do in therapy. You're making your guess. You think that's actually the opposite of what you should do with therapy. I'm going to leave your guess. You try to turn a therapist into a psychic. You figure it out, Ben. You go, how should I feel? How am I feeling? You're so smart.

Tell me how I feel. You should be. No, there's something in my personality that I can't give my therapist anything. I would be great to be like, like I've like a detective had to ask me questions, like he'd have a real doozy with me because I'm not giving you anything, I'm not those type of person, that type of person,

that thinks like, oh, if there's an awkward silence, like I'll just start talking and like, I'll give you more info. And I'll give you more info. Cause that's me, that's literally me. No, like in all being therapy, and she'll be like, I'm what she do to you. And I'm like, she fucked me over.

And like, that's it. And you're like, how do you feel? And I'm like, I don't know. No. I don't, I can't. Well, your therapist, my therapist, I've been so far with me. She's like, I got the T.

I got more T than I wanted. Like, she's invested in the T. We're like, key keying. Your therapist is like, you're boring. Yeah. But like, that's actually, actually honestly why I'm obsessed with you. Because you and Des are the same way. You'll always be genuine to yourself and you'll never do shit to like people please someone that doesn't deserve it. Right. Indos scenarios. Like a psychic. Because they're kind of, like, you don't have to be taken advantage of. Yeah. Like I,

see I could take advantage of it all the time. I will, I'm a, but once a psychic. Because they're kind of a therapist. You don't be taking advantage of it. Yeah, like I'm all taking advantage of it all the time. I will, I'm, but once a psychic did say like, I'm here. I'm surprised. Not only am I surprised that you've never gotten caught up a little bit too much in a cult, but I'm so surprised that you're not like selling Monet hair carrots.

Do you know what, do you know what? It's because I'm a New Yorker and I'm like, even though I'm so gollible. I'm self-aware that I'm global. That's why I've never even though I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good.

I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good.

I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. You know what I mean? I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. You know what I mean?

I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. You know what I mean? I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. You know what I mean? I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. You know what I mean? I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. You know what I mean?

I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. You know what I mean? I just say melatonin's a hell of a drug. And I had to sell myself. I threw my melatonin away. Because I was out for three days. My mom was like, call a rehab. Because it was bad.

That is the most wholesome, sweetest thing I've ever heard in my life. You know what my mom was calling me and she was like, can you please call me back? I don't worry about you. No, melatonin really is so bad for you. I can't believe it. So old as like, I thought it was, I thought it was like one of those things that's like, you know, a leaf that like, no, like you can get so addicted to melatonin. Wow.

Is it fucks your sleep up? Yeah. I've like heard mom's chalk before and be like, oh yeah, like I gave my child like a melatonin. I'm like, that's terrible. Oh my God. I just feel like it's not that I should say anything because I'm not a mom, but it's scared me.

Because I was like, I know how I am. You're child's five. And he's like, my kid is so chill. Your kid is like, hasn't worked on it for seven days. There was that, it's like rolling a block. Like in the corner. The devil, that Netflix thing I talked about, was like the devil something, a recent one about the devil.

Yeah. They found out later that the mom was like drugging the whole family. Like she wanted them all to go to sleep. I was putting like sleep stuff, and the sleep stuff was making him have these like hallucinations, and then he thought it was with the devil. Oh my God.

Oh, here's the thing though. I feel like at some point, look, if you're on a plane, you want to pop a Benadryl in your kids' mouth, I'm all for it. I thought of a good reality TV show. You know how like our parents used to get fucked up? Like I don't know how to get fucked up, but like you know when it was a family party and the kids go on the basement

and we're like doing whatever we're doing. Yeah, hand jobs. And then you go upstairs and your parents are in like a weird conga line. And you're like, why is my mom singing like that? And they're just going, and you realize like they're ready. Right, but you don't realize they're drinking. Because they don't say it to you. Right, but they were like,

I'm like, my parents never really, but like, my friends would like, go. I'm like, why is, like, Sandra doesn't have a t-shirt on. Like where did her clothes go? Yeah. I was thinking there should be a reality TV show where all the parents just take a gummy and you just see what happens.

Yeah. That's the promise. I mean, that's like every reality. Sometimes you're so wholesome. I know what you're gonna fuck them up. It's like we have probably the biggest epidemic of pills we've ever had in our life. No, they know how to get fucked up.

You got to do something on me. You got to do something on me. That's literally some interviews at Bravokon where people were like, all the comments were just like, what drug is this? I'll talk to someone that'll make no sense and I'll were like, all the comments were just like, what drug is this? I'll talk to someone, they'll make no sense, and I'll be like, they don't like me. She's quirky.

Yeah, she's quirky. I don't know if they liked me. And I have to be like, Hannah, she's high out of her mind. Yeah. Then they'll never know who I am because every time I meet them, they're out to lunch.

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Yeah. And I realized like, I drank coffee this morning before I got on a plane. On this plane, I did like four crossword puzzles. I wrote in my notes. Seven words. Because I had no internet. I wrote just like emails.

I was going to write to people. I wrote it out notes. Seven words. Because I had no internet. I wrote just like emails I was gonna write to people. I wrote it out in the notes app. Like I was great, like because I can't do Adderall, that's two times for me. No. And I think Adderall's actually, it's too much. I took one Adderall one time in college

and I thought I literally was running for president. I was like, did nothing productive whatsoever? But I was like, this is not. No, my guy friends would take Adderall too soon while they were still playing a video game and then like 12 hours later, they were still playing the video game. I take it once and it was too strong.

And I started just like asking everyone about their life because I'm an interviewer, you know? So I was like, but how did you make it to sixth grade? Like, like so obsessed with people and asking them questions. And, yeah, that's where I say it. Small doses. So, yeah, I just feel like if you're not doing coffee,

you should try it. What? So groundbreaking. But I do. What is your coffee order? Because you- I was about to say, you're on a vile. But you've been on like your chai tea bullshit.

Well, I was doing chai for a long time. Now I've upgraded to vanilla ice latte. Okay. But now, as it's getting colder, and I'm gonna put this in the newsletter- I'm just popping back espresso. I'm a peppermint mocha girl. Disgusting.

Disgusting. That is probably one of the most vile things I've ever heard in my life. I get a lot of hate for this, but chocolate shouldn't be mixed with mint. Mint is exclusively for your toothpaste and for gum. Yeah. People that are out here drinking mint drinks with chocolate

and having like mint chocolate chip ice cream were not the same. See, I understand you because I was you. I was you when I was smaller minded. You know? Because I don't like Chalkach, I don't like mint chocolate chip ice cream. I can't.

There's something about in the morning. A peppermint patty. Not for me. Again, I think that's gross too. Yeah. But when it's the morning, it's basically a hot chocolate with like a zing to it. And I'm telling you, give it a try in the morning.

No, because I'm not one of Santa's elves. And I'm not just gonna be out here drinking peppermint mocha lattes on a Wednesday morning. I'm gonna do what a normal person does. I'm gonna wake up. I'm gonna hate myself. I'm gonna be like, I'm fasting today. And then I'll down a coffee at 1130 black, okay? This is me on tour, drinking a coffee at 6 p.m.

before my show and falling asleep. You've been drinking energy drink that just puts you to sleep. I've never been one of those people where they're like, oh my God, it's too late and I can't have coffee. You can't have like caffeine. My household, we were wild. We're chugging.

We were chugging after dinner. They go, what's your coffee order? That's literally before dessert, what do you want? Do you need a cappuccino or an espresso? If you don't do it, it's disrespectful to the culture. Yeah. And if we were allowed to have soda, we were allowed to have soda. Yeah, that's.

We were a soda family. Yeah. It's not great. Also, in terms of mental health, I'm on this kick that I highly recommend everyone does before the holidays. Okay. It's like a cleanse. And it's not the kind of cleanse you want it to be. I don't know if you notice, but like if you're away from your phone for a couple hours and you check your emails, I've never been more flooded with emails. And I don't know if it's because I start buying more stuff online and then I'm like immediately subscribed. But like, you have to like put a password in, make up on camera. Yeah, blah, blah, blah.

I get so overwhelmed when I go to my phone, I want to see any important emails and it's like 50, just spam emails. So I've been deciding if you're going to come in my email. I'm going to click you and I'm gonna unsubscribe. Oh, you wanna send me a reminder email? So unsubscribe. And it's funny because I'm- Not to be confused with our newsletter. Yeah, so, so this companies are sneaky,

some of them go, click here if you do not wanna receive any further emails, they don't have an unsubscribe button. And sometimes you click unsubscribe and it goes to a thing where you then have to like unclick buttons. Like some people make it really hard. I want, I think there's like an app for it.

There's an app where it just will unsubscribe. It's called like everything I wanted to add. It's called like rocket or something. Can you look that up Grace? I think we've worked with them before. Really? Maybe. I don't think so.

Rocket money? I would remember something called rocket. I feel. Let me know what it is and I'll shout it out. So I highly recommend, because as the holidays come, your emails are gonna be so over flooded. And these are the things that give me anxiety and life.

Yeah, no, I got it. I just recently, today, got back to everyone that wished me a happy birthday. Into my guest. Remember when you just a Facebook ball? No, because life was so much easier. Really good and I literally had to say to everyone, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I'm just going through so many text messages. And then people were like, oh yeah, you're just too important. And I'm just like, you know what? No. No, you're just like I couldn't. You feel heavy with your emotions and you feel overwhelmed.

And your social battery is burnt. And I think it's rude to text someone on their birthday. Like it's, no. It's rude to text someone on their birthday. It's rude to text someone on their birthday and expect that person to get back to you on their birthday. You know what's rude? On their birthday.

Yes, and it's rude to text people on their birthday when you never text them. If you're just texting me on my birthday, I'm like, you try to fuck. I'm talking about the girls too. I try to fuck. And also, as I get older, I don't want you to even know it's my birthday.

True. Don't even bring it up. We're from my birthday. I was like, do I have a billboard? I'm a Leo. I'm like, I have a cell sheet where I'm like, which friend did not wish me? No, I'm just kidding, but I do remember. Do you remember Facebook balls?

We were like, you were like, today's the day. And then at the end, you were like, 302. I did better last year. It was such a struggle. I mean some people would just be like HBDD and I was like suck my dick. SMD suck my dick. But now like I, I just think birthdays are like so frivolous. And then also even like the posting on Instagram, like when it was your birthday, I was like, there's no answer story

that will do justice to my love for you. And then my answer story is gonna look like everyone else isn't the story who don't have the same relationship of quality that I do with you. And I'm not being competitive about it. I'm just stating facts. So basically I just repost on my birthday the ones I look best in.

I'm not into the whole repost of everyone. I can't. That's wild. It's insane. That's wild. Or I'll say something like, hey, if you don't want to see all these reposts, click out of it now. It's coming.

Yeah. I think I'm going to just like stop wishing people a happy birthday. I can see it together. At some point in your life,, you are gonna delete Instagram. The hundred percent. And that's what I'm gonna know, you've hit true success. When I can do your peak.

I've hit my peak emotionally, physically. No, that I love my life. Yeah. When I delete my Instagram. Yeah. The more I post, the more I'm gonna be. The more I post, the more I'm gonna be. For sure.

Yeah, for years and years and years. But one day, I'm gonna go on a paltrow and you'll never see me again. But Gwyneth Paltrow has never been louder in the press. I do think if you have to announce that you're gonna leave, you've already lost. Just go. You have to just disappear. No, I won't announce it.

It'll just be like one day, like I think page blocked me. It's like, no, I think she deleted our insta. And I love that. Just some quick front page news that I run right now. Okay. Did you see North with the onion? No, I saw you have that written down. Within a clip going around where she North, my queen eats it like an apple. It's like an apple. And Kim, you could tell that Kim is like, I don't know how to react to this on camera. And she's like, apple. And Kim, you could tell that Kim is like, I don't know how to react to this on camera. And she's like, Northe, are you really going to eat that? Why does Kim look at her children as if like, she's like, you're making me, you're embarrassing

me at the lunch table. And I'm literally not going to be able to sit here anymore because you're my friend and you're like, not being cool. I think, well, also Kim is running like serious and she puts them on live and then her kids, I think they love getting a reaction out of her and let's be honest, like North, I think North is fucking with her at this point. No, I think North was born to literally troll her.

Did you see North walk by her and was like, she was like kind of a thief and she was like, you need a pimple patch and walk away? Ha ha ha. She's learning and realizing things through her children. Harry style shaving his head, what do we think? You know me. I just felt like a quick glimpse of it.

He looks like a thumb and it's fine. It is what it is. It is. I'm just not, I've never really been like, oh my god, I'll die for Harry style. Same. So like shave your head, keep it long. Also if you just like a guy because of his hair,

like then you don't really love him. Yeah, I don't think that men should be having a full moment. Like, it's that's for us. Like, you get your head. And it's like, let's- That's the girl's. So, it's also not that crazy. Yeah.

I mean, when David Beckham did it, I feel like every guy shaved their head because it was cool. Right. But that's David Beckham did it, I feel like every guy shaved their head because it was cool. Right. But that's David Beckham. I just, I don't care. One. Well, you're like, I'm not, yeah, like,

he's just like not my person. Yeah, he's not my person. He's not my person. Now, like if Jack Harlow just like shaved his head, I'd be like, oh my god. I mean, Jack Harlow's gonna have to make a different hair move soon. I feel like that's the industry because like, I'd be like, oh my God. I mean, Jack Carlos is gonna have to make a different hair move soon. I feel like that's the industry

because like, ice spice has kind of taken over. Also, no one's talking about how like, Jack Harlow got a dog that looks like his hair. You know, when he's just like out here making videos, look at it. Pete Davidson got a Labrador for his mom. He got attacked and Jack Harlow's out here posting, getting no, no, this is bad.

But also gonna be really, really niche. And Jack Harlow's out here posting, getting no, no. This is bad. This is also gonna be really, really niche. Something about men with like, Kavapu's or like anything mixed with a poodle that's not a golden doodle, gives me the egg. Well, it's like, unless it's for your girlfriend. Yeah. Someone cooked here.

Someone cooked here. If you will Labradorodle someone your girlfriend. Yeah. Someone cooked here. Someone cooked here. If you'll Labradorodle someone cooked here. Yeah, I love you. Or if you took the Labradorodle after the relationship, that's fucked up. It's a girl's dog. If it's small and like could be mistaken for a squirrel and like is.

It's for the girls of the gaze. Right, and it's like described like the color's apricot. It's not for you. I actually got a new egg. What is it? Do you know what a guy's putting on his sneakers and the back of the sneakers bends? Yeah.

And he either like keeps it like that, or like he's running to the car, but he, yeah. And it's just bending the back of the sneakers for girls. It's for the girls. It's a lot of slipper. If you're so strong, put it on like a man. Figured out. Figured out.

I also have one other note about Travis and Taylor in terms of parenting, because I was thinking their kid could be so athletic, because she's like tall. It's 5'11. He's 6'6". Is he? Yeah. Is he? He's 6'5".

Wow. Yeah, he's a large man. And like, that's why she's finally feeling himself because she could be held for the first time. Right. She'd jump on his back and carry around like Ariana Grande. But if I don't, I don't know me,

if Taylor is athletic, someone messaged me, but I'd get to see her pants. She pants gorgeously in a Broadway show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She puts gorgeously in a Broadway show, type of prance. She's a performer. I wouldn't say she's a natural born athlete. Yeah, it was very musical theater dance. Yes, I can spot an athlete run.

Right. You know, knees up, that kind of breathing the right way. She was floating. Is there a technique? There's a way to breathe. Imagine if they have huge kids that just want to sing. Travis Bull is in my heart. I'm a painter, Daddy.

And he's like, you have hands that could palm three basketballs. You're going to the NBA! I, that's how I feel about like if my kids aren't good, okay? Or funny. I'm like, I'm not doing this with you for 18 years. All this, not with me. No, but this is the problem when good looking people have kids. Because when

you're really good looking, such as yourself, there's a thin line between being so good looking to the point that you then become like so ugly. It's like, you know that moment where Angelina Jolie and Steve Bouchemmi were the same person and he's considered the ugliest person ever and she's the most beautiful person ever. It means that you don't have normal looks. So what if they get your big, beautiful eyes? Yeah, and they look like aliens. It could, there's actually more of a chance it could be crazy. No, I know that makes me sad

Like I don't ever want my daughter to be like, oh, but my mom is so pretty I'll be like thank you so much. I feel like some of I want them to be I want my children I'm already manifesting it. I want my daughter to be 8 million times prettier than I ever even thought I could be and that's love and if it isn't You will face two nights. Yeah. Face or baby. Mommy's rich, don't worry. We're gonna fix that.

Mommy's gonna help you. But also, I feel like some of the best looking people, their parents, or are so ugly. Yeah. Like, they're always like two parents from the middle of nowhere. Sometimes if you look up celebrities and you see their parents, you're like, what? Or like the sun is gorgeous. I just saw this. The sun is gorgeous and then you see the daughter and you're like,

oh, this was just a face for a sun. Yes. Or like the daughter's gorgeous and the sun's not. It looks weird. Like, they did one gender really great. Yeah. And that's why it's important to have a good personality, guys, because you just never know.

You never know what's gonna happen. I was famously very ugly when I was little. No notes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We might have like a handful of tickets left in Chicago. I just want to let all the Chicago, is there something that Chicago people call themselves? Chitown, grilies. The show. I booked my flight a day early.

Yeah, you are trying to tell me. So that I'm traumatized. So I get there on the second. And I'm already going to be a Madison today before. The show is on the third. I'm leaving on the fourth. Don't worry about me also. I just want to shout out a couple stand-up shows I'm going to Troy with when he gonna try. I don't know when I'm going to try I'm going to try I'm talking about Troy for so long. I had so many people text message DM like are you legit coming to Troy? I'm like no, I am I just don't know how close is Troy to Like 10, 15 minutes. I literally was banned from Troy for a really long time.

Like you can step over the foot and Troy would have got the shit beat out of me. Wait, that is so bad as of you. And I'm going to Charleston, which is right. Another place that I've had sex with someone that lives there. Every place that I go, I'm just like, I know a man from... I'm just like, I know a man from... I got hoes in different area codes. Then I'm going to North Carolina, I'm going to Rally, Charlotte. And then I'm trying to get you to come to Aspen with me. Yeah.

And Huntington, yeah, go on my website. And then the newsletter is getting like lit. Like it's getting, it's evolving. My mom's giving her fruit tart recipe for Thanksgiving. Okay. We're gonna lock him down. I mom's giving her fruit tart recipe for Thanksgiving. We're gonna lock him down. I want him to do something for Thanksgiving so bad, but the woman is, she has higher priorities.

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