Giggly Squad - Giggling about photoshopping, post breakup diets, and cinnamon toast crunch

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

Paige and Hannah's friendship was put to the test their snack schedule was threatened. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up? Geegles! I'm so excited. You guys thought we were lying to you. You were like these bitches tell us every week that merch is coming out. And were we unsure of when it would come out? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm so excited. You guys thought we were lying to you. You were like, these bitches tell us every week that merch is coming out. And we're unsure of when it would come out, yes. But did we keep telling you it would come? Yes, because we knew it would come eventually. And we want to say thank you to everyone who bought merch.

It is so exciting to see what people like the most. People are loving for their fucking more sweatshirts. You guys, I'm obsessed with what we have now. We want to just do a quick little just inspo chat. like what people like the most. People are loving further fucking more sweatshirts. You guys, I'm obsessed with what we have now. We wanna just do a quick little just inspo chat of like how we came up with it. I love when you have out of nowhere come up with a concept and the next you know

someone's wearing it, it just makes my heart flutter. Yeah, it's cool. What is your favorite piece of collection page? The sweatshirt I'm wearing right now, the manifest that shit sweatshirt. I have, I don't think I've taken it off. Oh my God. I love the talik font on it.

I love that. It gives me like kind of like funny old school, like an old school meme vibe. Yeah, and it's like the back of it is like cool and swaggy. It's really cool. I was at the doctor's the other day and one of the nurses was like cool sweatshirt and I was like, oh my god, thanks. It's so funny because I don't count going on public that much.

So when someone gives me a compliment in public, I'm like, my head gets so fucking big. I'm like, I knew I was that bitch, but I was stuck alone in my bedroom getting confused for a second. Oh my god, I am. When I get a compliment in public on something I'm wearing, I literally in my brain, I'm like, this girl just asked me to be her friend and now we're friends. Like I was getting my eyebrows done the other day and this girl was sitting there and she goes, oh my god, I love your boots.

A normal person would say, oh my god, thank you so much. I was like, no, let me tell you. I wanted you a five minute story on these boots. On how I've had them for so long. I have to take them to get fixed because the heels coming off. And she was like, and I told her where I got them. And she was just like, okay. What?

Like I realized it over stuff. She's like, I didn't need a fucking dissertation on your boot. From Nordstrom. I was like, so in conclusion, would you love these boots? Thank you for noticing. And she was like, okay. Oh my god. I also, my favorite is the Giggly Squad Established. Yeah, I knew that was your favorite.

Outfit, and I realized it's because someone messaged me. They were like, this is legit. My middle school gym uniform. Yes. And I was like a thousand percent. So I love the nostalgia of it. I just love like the classic gym rat kind of look, even if you haven't worked down months. And if anyone for asking, I just wear large hoodies now.

Like I think I'm Ariana Grande, but I don't have the body. But I still, like I'm not like this little tiny twig, but I still love just swimming in a sweatshirt during quarantine for sure. Sweats are great. And then people I know were yelling at me because I was like, sweatsuits are out and sick. Oh yeah, we're gonna call that out. We're not like throwing away all of our sweatsuits. We're not like absolute insane people. Like obviously we're still home or chilling on the couch, we're wearing sweats. And sweats really are actually, this is crazy. I went to the doctor for like a checkup

and you know how like they weigh you. Yeah. And I got on the scale and I looked back at the nurse and I go, that's not me. I go, that's not me. She goes, no it is. I don't know her. I was like, I don't know who that person is,

but it's not me. I'm 10 pounds over what I normally am and I called one of my girlfriends and I go, oh my God, you're not gonna believe it. Like, I'm 10 pounds and I like told her how much I weigh. And she, this is how I knew, she goes, shut up, shut up. Where, where is it? And I was like, oh my God, thank God that you said that

because I was like, are people out here being like, wow, Paige is like gaining weight? No, but I'm happy about this because just between me and you, you're that person who posts like French fries and Burger King and pizza all the time. And then you're walking around, you know, you lost weight from it. Right.

And that hurts people. People are hurt, people are offended. So I'm happy that you drank your ass off. I drank my ass off. For a month. Yeah. And you got a little beer belly. Here's the other thing. No, I have like a little bit of a tummy.

Here's the thing. When Perry and I broke up, I went into full, like I didn't eat. Like so when I'm hard-broken, some of my girlfriends are like, I eat, I use to cream, like I didn't eat. Like so when I'm heartbroken, some of my girlfriend's are like, I eat, I use to cream, I eat everything, I'm the opposite. I think maybe I had two meals in the past. Because you got six, you're stomach.

Yeah, I get six, my, I couldn't. When I'm happy, I'm like, I deserve all this food. I deserve it all. I'm sad, I'm like, I'm gonna just, just like eat air. Yeah, just cry about it. So like this fall, I lived on like light and air, and that was it, and I was happy about it. And then like when I started feeling better

and like feeling back to myself, I was like, let's fuck it off. And I just went, I think I went a little bit crazy. It's really more busy. More busy, help me. Like I eat like absolute trash. Yeah, I think that you can find a balance of like starting to nourish,

a little vitamins every now and then. I love how I'm saying that, like, I've eaten a vegetable in the last month because I haven't. No, I really, I just need to eat, I need to drink more water. That's what it is. It's just drinking water.

100%. I was even thinking like one piece of advice for if I had children. I would just tell them to drink water. Drink water. A lot of problems. I mean, as I like ate Oreos in bed last night and like didn't go out with my friends,

I was like, I'm gonna be an adult tonight and like get things done. I literally laid in bed and ate Oreos. Well, you got stuff done. You like, did you pull the Oreo, divide it, and then like, like how do you eat your Oreo? Cause I feel like that could be like- I eat it like a normal cookie.

Are you just bite it? Yeah. One time I was talking to a guy and we were eating Oreos and I was like, oh, every time you eat Oreos, you forget how fucking good Oreos are. And then I watched him and he was taking it apart. And I was like, Oh, he's eating like in the middle first. He disregarded the middle and ate just the cookie part. And I looked at him and I was just like, I'll see you in court Like that is the craziest thing I've ever seen someone do It's open

This reminds me of a tick-tock that you sent me yeah about the egg Yeah, we're like when you're starting to be over a guy You start noticing things that no one else would be offended by but he'll like bite his nail No, and you're just like, that is the most grotesque thing I've ever seen while you're biting your own nails, you know? It can be the smallest thing. Like sometimes I've like ended,

I've not seen people again just because like, I don't like their laugh. You know, I'm like, I can't. I'm not gonna live with you the rest of my life if you're laughing like that. You're like, I'm very funny. So if this is'm like, I can't, I'm not gonna live with you the rest of my life if you're laughing like that. You're like, I'm very funny. So if this is the laugh track to my life, okay, I'll just get out of here. Get out of here. I, for some reason, restaurants really bring out character and people. That's why I think first dates are great.

Yeah, but it's also where I like, end it with people because I ended a three year relationship because of a sushi restaurant. Yeah, where the waiter came over and was like what do you want? And he like didn't know it to order and he was like what do you recommend? And I was like, we're at a fucking sushi restaurant. Our whole life, I've never seen a sushi restaurant with a different name You're like tuna rolls. I don't like tuna rolls like he was like what do you think is good here? Like but like literally had no idea what to order no and then but he was like he was just he had no idea Was going on with his life like it was such a metaphor for what was really happening like he was confused He he was lost and then he also like is not assertive

And I swung and we like like take not assertive. And I just want him to be like, take control. So at the end, I go, get the check, get the check. And he like couldn't get the person's attention. No. And I fucking lost it. I finally was like, can we have a check please? Thank you. Did not speak to him walking home.

God damn. He's like, are you okay? And I go, we can't do this anymore. No. But it was a legitimate breakup. Like it's just the sushi restaurant. It was just the cherry on top. There's such a turn on to when you sit down at a restaurant,

whether you're like with a group of people or you're like just on a date, and a guy's just like, babe, I got it. And the way Trist comes over and he just does the whole order. Like, I don't know if it's because we're Italian, but there's something in me that I'm like, I'm like, oh, yeah. Order for the table.

Like, I just, I love it so much. When a guy orders two appetizers or more, like, I'm done. Like, I'm a ring size four. You know? Like, I have been at, I've like, a daily size four. You're such, like, ring size four, you know, like I had been at I've like Dear size four you're such like you need to you guys I don't want to normalize that if you heard size four That's not no, it's I am a solid six six and a half on a bad day, okay?

It's not normal and I don't even know if it's mentioned if I was inches No, but I want to say one more thing about the ordering thing because I've had like such past trauma with boyfriends with it Like you know when you're sitting at a restaurant and there's like two things on the menu and you're like, oh I don't know like if I should get this or this The response I want you to give me is we'll get both like if we don't finish it or you don't like it We'll send it back or like we'll take it home 100% if my man is sitting across from me at the table and is like, pick, you're single now.

If I say Brian, am I in the mood for sweet or savory and he doesn't say both, or tell me what I'm in the mood for, what are you there for? Like why are you here? Why are you here? If I wake up in the morning and I say, I don't know if I want sweet or savory and I don't have eggs and pancakes and bacon

coming in my direction, I'm outies. I was at a guys house one night and we were watching TV and it was midnight, whatever. And I was like, hey, you wanna snack? Like, wanna just snack around in the kitchen? And he goes, oh, no, I don't really want to, but you can. And I was like, but then it's not fun. So I'm just snacking in the kitchen and he goes, oh no, I don't really want to, but you can. And I was like, but then it's not fun.

So I'm just snacking in the kitchen by myself, like just come sit, at least come sit in the kitchen with me while I like peruse. I'm happy you brought this up because that was when we started to have some weird tension in summer. Yeah, no, bring it up. No, I'll bring it up because people want to know

what was going down and I started being on the phone with Des for like three, four hours. And when you're in like falling in love mode, you start not caring about your friend's snack schedule, which I want to apologize here because I know how important that was for us and like our routine at night. So there were a couple times where I was hungry

and I was just on the phone, when upstairs did not even tell you that I was taking the six flights up to the kitchen, which is a full journey. It's a journey, that's the other thing. It was like going to Europe. It's a full journey to go up and I would go up at the same time every single night,

get some snacks and come down. And one night, I walked into my closet, where Hannah was laying, and I said, hey. I turned it into my photo booth. I said, hey, my phone booth. Are you hungry? Do you want a snack? And she held up pretzels and said, oh, I already got one.

And like, just the betrayal that I felt. And I just shut the door. And I was like, see if I ever speak to you again. But you know what, Paige will address it if we get a reunion Okay, so save it Because I was just like this bitch doesn't want to snack with me Can we discuss the WAP dance though for a second because I posted it and people were like I wish that they showed more of this instead of you guys sleeping and I was like same but We got in so much trouble the one night we went to get snacks and decided that we had

to perfect the walk-ins and we couldn't perfect it. And we were, Paige, we had bruises all over our body. Paige was at one point just like thrown across the floor. I looked like I got hit by a train. Like the bruises on my body and Amanda was so good at it. And I was just like, how do you have this rhythm? This is where she tricked us. We watched it.

And it was like the most graceful, beautiful thing I've ever seen done. And I was like, wait, this is so easy. And if I could look like that, who needs college? Like I'm putting everything, fuck this podcast. I'm going on the road doing the walk dance. And then we, I did what I was so. I mean, it looked like we looked like

the nerdyest seventh grade white girls like trying to dance ever. Like we just looked. I mean, it looked like our dance instructor and we didn't want to be there and like, we just wanted to eat. She was such a dance instructor vibes too, because she was like, you're doing good.

Yup, and five, six. She was like coming up. When you turned the wrong direction, she was like, okay, I didn't even know someone could do that. Okay, we love that. We love that for you, stay cool. I was like, you know, I don't look good, okay?

But we were in the kitchen at like 11 p.m. and we finished our like, what practice? Just me and you. And we got on stairs and Lindsay, like her hair was like, like she clearly had been sleeping. And it's just like, you know, mom, when she goes into the room,

when you've been like talking, when you're like supposed to be asleep, she was like, I've been sleeping. Wait, what are you guys doing up there? And we go, wait, I'm so sorry, oh God. Hannah, what are you guys doing up there? And we're like, we're so sorry, oh god. Hannah, this was a different night. This was the night after.

We did all, took all those walk dance videos. And then this was the night after that we like still couldn't get it out of our heads. And everyone was asleep. It was like a Tuesday night. And it was like 1 a.m. And we're up in the kitchen just snacking our faces off. And you're like, let me just do the dance really quick

and I go, we're gonna get in trouble for you being loud. And the two of you. But this is the thing. I felt like we were at a sleepover and Lindsay came out and was like, are you guys not asleep? And we like scurried downstairs. We got a lot of hate when our party schedule

was not aligned with the rest of the group. And I'm sorry that I get random bursts of excitement on a Tuesday at one because I've been depressed all day and suddenly for whatever reason, some dopamine just hit. Yeah. I can control on the dopamine hits. Wait, can I tell you something crazy the other day. I was with the sky.

And I'm sitting on the bat. I'm like sitting there and I'm so excited. He's like, what is up with you? I go, I don't know. God just gave me a serotonin fucking burst. And I am just living it to its fullest because I know it's about to go down. And I just wanna live this moment 15 minutes later.

He goes, why do you look so sad? And I go, I don't know the serotonin left. Like, like do you ever just have moments where you're like, fuck yeah, I love my life. And then 10 minutes later, you're like, I hate myself, I hate everything about myself. This is like what it's like to date us. But during season airing, like it's like to date us.

During season airing, like it's a roller coaster ride. And I will wake up and just be sad. And does it be like, you okay babe, like what's up? And then like talk me out of it. Then something will hit and a confidence boost will come. And I will like not shut up. And I'm just talking about life and how I'm going to take over the world. And he's like, okay, I'm glad you got confidence for a second, but we need to find a balance.

And then again, I'll be on the couch just quiet. And he's like, what happened? Did you hurt your own feelings again? Because you got too high and yourself. Yep. The other night when I was on watch what happened, I was like, gonna watch it. And I was like, oh my god, do you want to watch it? Do you want to watch it?

I put it on for five seconds. I go, nope, turn it right. Turn it right off, can't watch it. Nope, why did you do that? Why did I do that? Turn it off, turn it off. And the guy I was with was like, are you good? Like, are you okay?

And I was like, no, I thought like I had enough serotonin. No, you didn't. You didn't. Fun fact, I don't listen to any of my podcasts. I don't watch any of my interviews. I know what was said. I don't listen to any of my podcasts. I don't watch any of my interviews I know what was said. I don't need to watch it. I don't watch I don't watch summer house when it's on TV But I watch it Yeah, I didn't watch I didn't watch your watch happens live

I was like if some shit goes down like the gig lives tell me I don't need I can get the juice Yeah, I know I can't watch I can't watch myself in any interview setting which is so I get nervous for you to yeah I get so nervous and I like know how your brain works so like watching you answer the question I would have gotten like stressed the fuck out yeah because it's okay it's also very scary when someone's asking you a question and like you don't know what the question is and you only hear, you hear like the first five words.

So you start thinking about the answer for like the first part of the question and then you realize like, there was a B portion to that and I just just regarded it because I don't have the brain capacity. And what should I be like? I was literally like 22 minutes. So there's no time to be like,

Andy, can you re-explain that? You just have to guess. No, I just guessed. What's the guess? What it's actually like being on Watch Up and Sly. We've both never been on it for reals. We get in studio. Yeah, in studio.

We'll manifest that shit. But what was it like doing your first virtual Watch Up and Sly? I was fucking terrified. I was so nervous. My mom did watch and said some of the game she felt like you and Luke didn't understand what the stuff was going on. I was so nervous. And then you were giving like one word answers. I legitimately was you were like maybe I was like I don't know.

Um I was so happy that I was actually was on with Luke because yeah I couldn't imagine have been almost like a legitimate celebrity. I would have peed my fucking pants. I was like, at least I know this was on the phone attendant page. No, but you know what I mean. I was like, at least like, I know this guy. Like, but if I was on with like,

the first time I did it was with Lindsay and a comic and it was like easier like it felt like I was. Yeah, like sometimes he has crazy people on like, imagine if it was just me and like Sandra Bullock I'd be like what the fuck well they're definitely strategic with like the partnerships they pick they think that I can just be with Southern charm I would love to be with a Southern charm we got anyway no but also what people don't talk about is yet they don't get any prepped for the questions and you can't even ask, like,

hey, can I get the questions before me? Because they're like, no, we're bravo. No. This is gonna be hilarious. No, give them a move out. And then Andy, like, you wanna impress him so fucking bad. He's like the dad who is super busy that you wanna get his attention.

Yeah. And you know he likes you, but you just don't feel like you deserve his love. I was so nervous. I was like he likes you, but you just don't feel like you deserve his love. Yeah. I was so nervous. I was like, if as long as he just doesn't tell me that he absolutely hates me, I'm good. I wish we were on it together. I know that.

We would have crushed it. We would have started vibing. Andy would have been giggling. We would have been giggling with Andy. Yeah, my thing is if I can't Andy to laugh once, I'm good for the year. If I can like get a giggle out of him. Put it on my alver tire. Put it on my LinkedIn. I'm good for the year if I can like get a get go out of him Put it on my alver tire put it on my LinkedIn. I'm done You know in again last time I put it on my tombstone

I made Andy Cohen laugh. That's what she accomplished But I mean he's he worked so hard like he does His radio Andy in the morning then does the show, but he like in for it. Like, he goes in. He rolls in. He rolls in. Yeah, like he comes up from. And he's so good at it that he's just like, okay, let's get it going. Here we go.

And I'm just like, wait, are we going? Yes. And also, the teleprompter's fucking hard. Like, I've been doing it with chat room, but this teleprompter is not like a teleprompter for news, because there's actually a humor and sarcasm in it. So if you're just reading it straight, you miss the joke. So like, I've once read some of his lines for Watch屋 and Slive just like as a practice for like, like, practice for chat room.

And I fucked the whole thing up. It's all like witty remarks. It's hard. It's hard. You can't read it straight out. Anyway, we have a lot of respect for that motherfucker. The teleprompter is literally the only thing I could do well in college, like all during college.

Like any class I took for communications, like I fucking was horrible. The only thing I could do kind of good was read off the teleprompter. And they're like, this is crazy because you can't really read. And I was like, no, I don't know what's happening. All right. Yeah, they're like, we don't even know if you really got in here. You just keep showing up. You don't even go here. I don't even go to this college. Oh my god, that's so cool. Oh my god, I was on the train the other day coming home from my parents' house and these two like college kids got on the train too

and they were like, couple seats away from me. And like, I feel like I'm so, I mean, I'm not like, so old, but like I'm 28. So like when I see a college student, I'm like, your baby. So like I wasn't even, I was not looking at these guys because they're children. I could I wasn't even, I was not looking at these guys because they're children. I could have birthed them basically. And so I'm like the train pulls onto the

station and I get up and I'm like looking for my air pod case because I like I can't find it. I'm like flipping seats. I'm like moving my suitcase. I'm like I don't care. And this kid goes, you have a lost your air pod case every two seconds. Did you even have an air pod case? Yeah, did you even buy them? The conductor came over and like helped me. He was like, looks like you need help. I was like, in what- You're like, don't give a job today. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, goes, hey, and I look at him and I'm just like, like, what? And he goes,

what call? Like, you go to college in Albany. And I was just like, I mean, I did. And he was like, he was like, he like looked at me confused. I was like, sir, I'm 28 years old. I've graduated. Like, and then I started to feel like a mom because I was like, where do you go? And he was like, you Albany? And I was like, and do you like that? What are your favorite classes? And I was like where do you go? And he was like you all been and I was like and do you like that? What are your favorite classes? And I was like are you just here for the weekend? And then at the end I was like okay be careful have so much. They were probably like that chick was fucking weird. Whatever so like I still got it because college kids think I'm one of them. Yeah it was about to say like I've been that situation

People like so what school do you go to? And I'm like you just made my day. Thank you, but also like When I was in college, I had such a baby face like I look like a baby. Yeah, I was a I was a child Okay, we have so much front page news to get to so much shall we let's delve in so much front page news to get to. So much. Shall we? Let's delve in. Can we talk about the cereal debacle?

Okay, let's do it. Because I saw it and then I saw it took a turn for the worst and then I messaged you just being like, hey, this is gone above my pay grade. Are you following this and you were like, of course honey, sit down. Still like put your phone down. When I first read it, I was like, oh my god. What like sometimes in front page news, I like to have like a little cheeky story that's not, you know, it's not really crazy, but it's just like some fun, some fun news to bring up at a dinner party.

Like, hey, did you hear about this? And there's no controversy. You don't have to worry about offending anyone. It's all good. So when I saw this story, I was like, oh my god, Jensen Carp. It's a palette cleanser. Yeah. So this guy's name's Jensen Carp, and he's married to Topanga, Danielle Fischel. Yeah, because at first we didn't know that he was married to her, and we didn't know that he was like kind of a producer comic,

but at first he was just... I had no idea that he was a producer comic. Yeah. So he puts up this thing about Cinnamon Toast Crunch that he found shrimp tails that were coated with about Cinnamon Toast Crunch that he found shrimp tails that were like coated with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Like in his cereal, general mills had put out something like, we're so sorry for this, whatever.

My stance was like, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Captain could come to my house and punch me in the face and I'm still not canceling that fucking cereal. Like they could do anything. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the taste you can see. You can see on those shrimp tails, that shit was poppin'. It was glistening. That should probably taste good.

But the thing is also general mills, there was some controversy because their poor social media girl who was forced to be responding by like whatever she was hearing above was like, those are just sugar clusters. And he responded kind of like a dick, but like it was, it made sense.

He was just like, you need to believe the customer and these are clearly shrimp tails. Like don't tell me I'm wrong when I'm trying to help you with an issue that other people could be having. It's just, you're either getting like buried, cremated, the chastron of the world, or you're going into like a cinnamon toast crunch box. I'm picking in the little toast crunch box, you know, like Toast Crunch Box. I'm picking it up in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box. You know, like when I die, coat me in sugar, throw me in there.

I go, why is this really long skinny figure coated with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Looks like a size four. So he's putting out all these tweets, whatever, all of this sudden, she just really turns for him. X Girlfriends start tweeting. People that he used to work with started tweeting. Girlfriends that he dated said that he's the most manipulative, like, misogynistic, just

like the worst fucking human. People that worked with him were just like, no, he's such a liar. And he is so calculating that he probably made this up to tweet about. And there's like a term for it. Yes, what is it? There's a term that like, if you go viral, you go viral and you like if you tweet something, like and you kind of get famous,

but then all of the sudden people just like turn on you, milkshake ducked is like, there's a term when like the tide suddenly turns. So people just like, don't fuck with that. I don't understand any logic behind the milkshake duct term, but I love that name. And it sounds like my next like DJ name, if I ever became a DJ, milkshake duct. And then like the lead vocalist for Lincoln Park. Remember Lincoln Park? The only reason I really remember Lincoln Park is because

OPI used to have a color and it was called Lincoln Park after dark and I wore that nail polish color every single day in high school. That was the earliest thing I've ever heard you say. I just, I love their Jay Z collab. OPI? No. Lincoln Park. Lincoln Park. Oh, Lincoln Park. You're like, if it's not about nail polish. I don't want to know. Wait, that was literally the

girliest response I've ever had. I mean, we, Jay-Z did a collab with OPI, but it was amazing. I didn't see that. I don't more celebrities do collabs with OPI. Normalize celebrities doing nail polish collabs. I'm manifesting that for myself. I'm manifesting it. Yeah, like get there. People to talk to your people. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

S-E-O-P-I hit me up. I have a let's do a spring line. Let's do a summer staples of nail colors. A giggly squad color. They're like, hey, this is ballet slipper and we're like, no, it's not. We'll see you in court, okay? I think whoever's job it is to come up

with nail polish names has won the lottery. Like if I just had to sit there all day, you would just come up with things that don't make sense. But also a question, how did, it's called ballet slipper pink, right? No, just ballet slipper it's called ballet slipper pink, right? No, just ballet slippers. Oh, ballet slipper. How did ballet slipper become the color of every girl?

Like, who decided that? Cause I missed that memo. Here's the thing, I feel like girls have this like telepathic universal where we're just like this is our color, this is what we're doing. This is, and you just know. Cause I was getting my nails did the other day and some girls was like,

do you guys have belly slipper? And I was like, everyone forgot to tell me about this. Every one of those belly slippers. Wild. It's crazy. When I, that's why I'm saying, when I was in high school, one time I was at a dinner party with my high school boyfriend and his parents.

And his dad was a doctor. And so they had like their doctor friends over and like their wives. And I'm like a little idiot child who's like a sophomore in high school. When the girl next to me said, oh your nails look so nice. And I went into a full 10-minute conversation with this woman about how the name of it was Lincoln Park after dark. And. Okay, so just becoming a pattern in your life. I don't think this is a quarantine thing. If someone asks Paige about anything she's wearing she will

give you a full-thesis statement. And my boyfriend at the time is dad, who's like this big surgeon just looks at me and is just like, does his fingers over his nose? He told you what she's like. Because I was just going on and on. Typical surgeon. I'm like, what you think are better than me because you save lives. And I was just like, no, you're actually right because I sound like an idiot.

Okay, so anyway, so back to like Mark or whatever, what did I just want to call Mark Duffin? That's not his name. We'd so, how do you feel right now if you're Topanga where your husband had like a fun viral moment. And then suddenly everyone who's ever known him is like, hey, we hate him.

Do you ever date a guy who you have like some relationships, you love being out with them and some relationships you love like the one on one. Yeah. And ever you ever had that one-on-one relationship and then one time you go outside and you see him with other guys and you're like, wait, I'm dating a bit of it. Shhh. Hannah. And you didn't know.

Hannah. And you didn't know. Hannah. There are so many times where I'm just like, oh, so you're not the coolest one in your friend group. And like, they make fun of you and like, you listen to what they say and you're not the one calling. If you're not the one calling the shots, get out of my DMs. Absolutely, out of my DMs.

But I've dated guys because other people love him. Yeah. And then I realized I hate him. You know, we haven't seen her since, I don't know, what, the 90s. Yeah, we don't know Topanga. We don't really know Topanga, but there is something to be said.

Like she was so famous and maybe like, maybe there's something deeper there that this is why she didn't go on to like do more acting things. You know, because if you have ever been in a relationship where it's so bad that other things in your life, you just don't care about,

and they've fallen apart. I dated a guy one time and when I tell you, I didn't care if I got fired or not, because all I cared about was this relationship with this man that I didn't care if I got fired or not because all I cared about was this relationship with this man that I didn't focus on anything else. And you get like in this warp of like toxicity. Yeah, you're not in the mindset to see him clearly because he's on such a pedestal that you're blinded.

Blinded and like I had a great job and like all I cared about was texting him all day long and we'd just fuck up at my job. I was almost fired and I was just like, I don't care, I'm marrying this man and I love him. Also, I told Daz about the story and he was asking too many details. He was like, well, what kind of shrimp or whatever.

And I was like, it's not important. But then I was also the bag was like tampered. Like, it was an opened bag and he was like, so it was clearly tampered. Like, it's not like they're shipping out fish tails. Like, it was open. Did you see that? Like, it was opened and taped.

Right. So like, clearly it was tampered with whether someone else or him. So like, I feel bad that cinnamon toast crunch. But then again, is all press good press? Like do you remember Chipotle almost killed multiple people with diarrhea? And they are still thriving.

Thriving and also still true. You know, like still true. I'm diarrhea. Like I can't, there's so many times that I'm craving Chipotle, but I'm hanging out with a guy and I'm just like, no, we can't get that. We can't get it. That's why it sucks being with a guy

because you can't just eat Mexican whenever you want. No, you can never eat Mexican. You lose that freedom. You have to really, you have to really know that guy to be like, do you wanna throw down some fucking tacos together? Because like, both of us are me shitting ourselves. I'm in a weird place in my relationship.

We're like, I'll actually let him know how my poop went. That, yeah. Like, you're still avoiding the poop talk. I literally like, just now before this pod, I walked out and I go, wow, that was a fun, quick poop. As far as like, my man's, my man's are concerned. Are concerned. I don't poop.

Never have, never well. Don't know what it is. As far as my man's are concerned. I don't poop. Never have, never well. Don't know what it is. As far as my mans are concerned, all I do is poop. Pfft. He's like, hey, can you fit me in between poops today? Really? Perry is the only boyfriend that I've ever been like, dude, I'm going to shit myself.

I gotta. Not some woman that I realized it was over. This is gonna get picked up on an article at the moment, page new. She was done with Perry, and it's just about you shitting, the whole time. But I did talk to Nikki Glaser about this once, and I hate that we always get back to poop talk,

but it's very important, because it's an integral part of our life, is that there's something about a girl telling another girl, she has to poop, where you like, feel like she's being vulnerable, slash super confident in herself, and you connect with her. Like I connect with girls by exposing my poop thoughts, you know?

I've been out with my girlfriends before, I'm like my one girlfriend, she's like, when we go on trips, if we go anywhere that isn't New York City, she's bound up. Like, yeah, I think you're right now. So like when I first met her, like one of our first, like when we first started our friendship, one of our first trips away together, she was like, okay, I gotta go to CVS because I have to buy all the X-lacks that they have and I'm bound up, I can't like poop when I'm anywhere. So that was our first, and I was like, oh my God,

yeah, I'll go with you. And I was like, you have to be strategic on when you take it. We can't be out at the club, and I can't have you popping off in the bathroom. And it brought our friendships so much closer in that moment because I didn't really know her that well, but it was like, okay, I know this vulnerable thing about you. And like, we need to, like, if the boys ever found out, like, I got your back, you know, like you're throwing up. You're not in the back.

You're shitting it. When I, when I first met Nikki Glazer, we had both dated the same comic, and it was like super awkward, but she invited me to her Netflix party. Oh my God, pre-COVID. And I got there and I just know, I wanted to let her know, girl, I'm on your side. Yeah. We both fucking hate him. But I don't think she knew.

So I get up to the table and she sees me and I see her and the first thing out my mouth was, sorry I'm late, I had to take a nervous poop. Yeah. And we were besties ever since then. There's something about when the girls are for the girls, you just kind of look at your friend, you're just like, I fuck with you. One time I was at a party and I was like, simping over this guy.

I was so obsessed with this guy. And this way, can you define simping for anyone who does not know what's simping me Okay, simping is like a something that the Gen Zers are saying and it's like yeah, you've been hanging out college I've been hanging out on that train so those college How long did you talk to the boys those college kids from the train now live with me in my home Simphing is like you just like you do whatever for this guy like you're a dormant like you just like you're you do whatever for this guy like your dormant like you just simp over them like you will do anything they ask you you don't care. So I'm literally simphing over this guy and a party who I'd like previously hooked up with. And this

girl that I don't know who is now one of my very good friends came up to me and she goes, Hey, can I say something to you? And I like immediately if a girl comes up to me, it's like she's got to give me some gossip or like she's got to let me in on something. So I'm automatically, I'm like, yes, say whatever you need. And she goes, I see what's going on here. And you're way too good for him.

He did the same exact thing to me. And I'm telling you, it's not real. This is who he is as a person. You deserve so much better look at you. Like do not care that this guy is with some blonde chick over there and I looked at her and I go wow fucking thank you. She's been one of my friends ever since ever since I did like some random ass party. Okay and that's where I think we need to address something about girls supporting girls. Let's just appreciate Sierra for a second.

Yes. Let's have a Sierra appreciate a shame moment. First, I just want to tell people, Sierra walked in with a cat ring. I didn't just harass her about my cat. She had a cat ring on. Was I overly excited? She had a cat ring.

I watched that. Do I have issues when it comes to loving cats too much? Yes. But she equally was obsessed with cats. And that's when I knew regardless what happens, I know that she is going to be a special person. My wife. You're like, no, she's my native honor.

Well, that happens. I'm going to ask her. How is Jasper? is gonna be a special person. You're like, no, she's my native honor. That's what happens. You literally, how is Jasper? You literally look at me and you're like, bye. See ya. I don't care about you anymore. She owns a cat.

And I'm like, pop off. You're immediately just like talking about her cats and loving her cats. She was giving, like, she was full on, giving me details about Jasper. And I was giving her details about butter. And were equally like no one wants to see your cats pick, but when you find someone who does want to see your cats pick, you're like, the world makes sense now.

Like Sierra would never be like, hey, do you want to see a picture of Jasper to me? I'd be like, start with the fuck outta here. She sends me random pictures of Jasper. I'll, like, we'll face time our cats. Like Jasper goes on and Butter goes on. It's really amazing. So anyway, there's been like, people are mad that we did not fight over Luke. People are pissed.

And then people like to blame the girl for somehow like making it that like Sierra didn't like. No, like, could you imagine if you were just like so fucking mean to Sierra? And then like people No, like, could you imagine if you were just like so fucking mean to Sierra and then like people would be like, you bitch. But like, you guys are like legitimately friends and like cool and people are like, fuck you. No, literally. It's so weird.

You, she's manipulating you Sierra and she's like by being overly nice to me and showing me photos of her cat. So I was thinking about this concept yesterday, and I wrote something on Instagram, and I want you to tell me your thought, are you frozen, you just not listening, you're not. No. No. Who were you texting?

I was like waiting to see if this guy had texted me because I was like, sorry, he fell asleep last night, but like, see if he texted me back, but he hasn't but I know he's up it's 10.45 any hill keep going any home on Instagram I know you're ready you're ready saw this by Sephiras Amarouse Watchers I've been thinking about the concept of a girl who just met another girl being able to manipulate her to not like a dude if I had a crush on a dude he could have no job zero personality been arrested collect reptiles treat his like shit, have a couple bodies in his basement, and my best friend could still not manipulate me to not want to be with him, especially if he's

above six feet. What do you think of that? If I have fallen in love with you, you can tell me anything. You cannot tell me anything. I have fallen in love with men where my friends and my mom collectively have had interventions with me. And it's literally that Dr. Phil TikTok. Like, this is your man? Like, they show you a picture.

And it's like a literal homeless person. And she's like, that's my man. Like, that's my man. Like, that's my man. Like, I dated the worst. Literally a dude stealing something from a grocery store and they go, is this your man? Yeah, my best, my man. No, if I have feelings for someone,

you couldn't say anything to me that I'm defending it. You can't manipulate me into not. You can. No girl would ever have the argument that like you made another girl not like a dude. Like it's such a guy's argument because their brains. No, because it's all so like your brain actually works in the opposite way. If my friend is coming to me like I have friends come to me all the time and they're like, oh my god, I don't know why you like him so much. Like he's not for you. Like all this, and like you, you're saying all of that to me

and you're right and I get it. But now in my brain, because you think it shouldn't work out or you think I shouldn't like him, now I need to make my life's purpose that I marry him. Like now, now I'm waiting for him. Like, I will break up with people if he ever comes to me. Now, now I'm waiting for him. Like, I will break up with people if he ever comes to me. Now I need to cut everyone out of my life

to make it work with him. But also, like, I'm honored that, you know, certain people on the show could think that I'm so masterful with my manipulation. However, girl, if I can manipulate stuff, this summer would have gone a lot differently for me. I'll say it once and I'll say it again. You're not that smart Hannah. You're not that smart.

Has anyone seen me complete a full sentence on this podcast? No. Also, it's so funny too, how like, there's not one part of it where you see me sit, sear, down and be like, girl, don't be with him. And I'm pretty sure anyway I'm not getting into the weeds I literally did that to you last summer and you were like no you're like hey hey no I have multiple people saying yelling at me to not hook up with the dude and I was like you're like hey look at me look at me I said, say more and I'm having his babies, say more.

You're literally like, stop betraying me. I'm gonna go fuck this man, thank you, bye. What pisses me off the most, too, is that Sierra is so much smarter than everyone at that house. So strong, been through so much shit, literally watched, like, saved people's lives, but she's gonna be manipulated by my stupid ass, who was, who was, who was anyway. So you're and I got drunk the other day and I literally like cried because I like told her how much I loved her.

And she was just like, okay. There was a point where I was like, do I want to date? Yeah. I feel like I had the same where I was like, do I want to date someone? Yeah. I feel like I have the same thing. I was like, should I break up with Perry for Sierra? I was like, am I upset because I'm jealous that I want to be here? You're like, I'm going to run it back to my therapist. I don't know what's going on.

I'm going to unpack that at a later date and leave this poor girl alone. Okay, let's do some more private-age news. My next story is, my Lisa Iris has apparently relapsed during the pandemic and has started drinking again. Wait, I didn't know she was sober. I didn't, I... I didn't know.

She said, so I looked up, I was like, wait, what the fuck, what did she get sober? Halfway into 26, she got sober. Then by 27, she was fully sober. And then during the pandemic, she fell off, but she had put out a Twitter, it said something that she was like five weeks sober. And now she's been spotted out now like drinking and she's been getting close to This like I think he's British

Pop or British star and his His name is young blood And let me show you a picture of young blood, but it's not spelled correctly. It's like why you and G right? Yeah, and then it's like B. L. U. D Young blood and here you a picture of Youngblood. But it's not spelled correctly, it's like Y-U-N-G, right? Yeah, and then it's like BL-U-D. Youngblood. And here's a picture of him. I'm just showing Hannah because he's... Is that your man's? That's my man's. So this is who you want to be with.

Yep. That's my man. Do you ever have a theory and like I feel like it happens so many times that when you start seeing someone, you look like them. A thousand percent. Have you ever seen that Instagram or whatever and it's dating or siblings? Yep, that's my favorite answer. One of my favorite answer because I get it wrong every time. I'm like there's no way these two are siblings.

Yeah. I just feel like they kind of look alike. And I'm going to say an unpopular opinion, and it might be controversial, but like, I'm saying it. I don't stay on Miley Cyrus as much as other people do. Why? I don't know.

I was like, can we have a little... No, and I really don't know, because I like a lot of her songs. remember that one song that she when this was when she was like Fucked up on drugs, but what was that one song? Yeah, the boys like no like I'm a Jay's on me. Yeah, 23. Yeah, that was a great one. I fucking loved that song There's something about our I'll take her a lever. We both know Caitlyn Carter who is her ex-girlfriend and I did have Caitlyn Carter on Burning Hell. I highly recommend you guys listen that episode because it she kind

of opened up what it was like. She gave some tears what it's like to date Miley Cyrus and she basically was talking about how the breakup like you guys should listen to details Yeah, I don't want to miss quote her but like the breakup was really hard because Myles PR team really took over like the whole situation and bulldozed it and Dating my Cyrus was not easy. Yeah, I would it's but also like my least Cyrus is a unique human like the girls Been famous forever and she comes from a famous family. And maybe I'm just jealous of her because she like lost her virginity to like Liam Hemsworth and then like Mary Dam.

You know like me. And I'm jealous of her because she's like besties with Dolly Parton, but that's my own issues. Yeah, that's our own things to work through, but like, okay, that's how I feel about it. Well, I think she's been through a lot and she's had a different stages and it's confusing but being a woman in the public Eye is so fucking hard to like continually be likable when everyone's trying to tear you down is my mental health I got that I got that. Okay, let's do some more couples news. So Courtney Kardashian and obviously Travis Barker have been I mean I'm fucking so about this couple. I love them so they like didn't have any photos together

Then they posted like her hand on his hand and then now they're fucking everywhere because people are like we want to see photos together I'm obsessed. What is this PR strategy? All they do is go out to a lot or go out to dinner They're just fucking dope. And it just looks like you know when you can see a couple, you know when you're around a couple and you can feel their energy and you're like, damn, they really like each other. And they don't even have to be doing anything,

but you're just like, you can feel like you're not even talking at dinner. And you're like, wow, they really like are in love. That's how I feel when I look at pictures of them. I'm just like, wow, I can feel that this is like a very real couple. So basically, he got a tattoo that says, you're so cool and it's from this like Quentin Tarantino movie,

True Romance, I don't know if you've ever seen it. It's a good movie. I actually feel like I watched that on like a Netflix and chill night like a couple of years ago with a guy, but whatever. Anyway, I digress We need to start saying I digress I think that's our new Because you go off on to so many tangents and it's just like okay. I need to digress this whole episode

Yeah, I need to literally digress my life like anytime I speak in public. Please let me digress Because I'm an idiot That should be a new Instagram. I digress. Well, we can't wait to say it. I've branched to that. Um, also, okay. So anyway, so he gets this tattoo. So Shayna, the ex-wife, why are Shayna so up in their kit? Why you old out here. She comments back at people because they're like, oh, something about him getting the tattoo and she was like, I literally like walked down the aisle to like one of the songs in that movie

and our daughter is named after like one of the characters. And it's just like- So maybe it's after the daughter. And it's just- Regardless, it's just like, so maybe it's after the daughter. And it's just for the daughter. Regardless, it's just like Shayna, I'm gonna need you to take it down a fucking notch. You've been divorced for over 10 years. What? It's been 10 years? Yeah. Have you, did you watch the reality show? I did, but like a billion years ago. And I was just trying to put it to perspective. That would be like right now, if I called

my high school boyfriend's new girlfriend or whatever, and was just like, yo. Absolutely fuck off. Like they'd be like, you're an insane person. That song you guys were listening on the radio yesterday, we listened to. Could you imagine me this? Could you imagine me calling sweet little Patrick Hussie

who broke, we broke up at 18 years old and I was just like, tell your girlfriend, I fucking hate her. Like that would be insane to me. It's like stop listening to Lil Baowell ever. Shorty like mine. You don't even wanna know. Fresh as the mists.

What I did to Shorty like mine with that man like Like are if we had a daughter she'd be named Sierra because of that song Oh my god, okay I Have thoughts first of all I like Travis because he's done reality TV and there's this there's still this like BS that guys have been like Oh, I'm really TV and it's like yeah, yeah, like it's It's not I mean it is crazy, but it's like normal Because he's done it like he definitely has respect for the game. She's in yeah further fucking more

Scott Dysic has been like in all these relationships that are just with these like young girls And I feel like he's rubbing it in her face and I don't know if I'm projecting that But I just get like annoyed because I feel like Courtney's just I just like yeah Courtney's just doing her Oh, I get Courtney and Chloe confused. They do their own she's doing her own thing She's not like trying to get back at him But now it's like she found something that seems real and I'm just like happy Yes, I feel like it feels very real. This isn't like a getting back at Scott No, it's like Scott you've been fucking with her trying to get her attention for so long

It seems like through the media and now she finally found something and people really feel bad for Scott Stop feeling bad for the dude who fucked it up There's got stop feeling bad for the dude who fucked it up. Stop feeling bad for a guy who cheated and hurt people and was not good enough for her. So let's stop being misogynistic. Yeah. I recently got into a fight. I digress. I digress.

I digress. I digress. I digress. I digress. I digress. I digress. I digress. I digress. I digress. I recently got into a fight with an ex-boyfriend of years ago, who we had started chatting a little

bit. Nothing's crazy, just catching up, whatever. And then I got a crazy text message from him just telling me that I was the worst. And I was like, bro, first of all, we broke up years ago. And the fact that you're, wait, what was he saying? What were we saying? Well, it's just like, he did he hurt you?

Like, he did something. Oh, that's it. And I was just like, do not take it out on me that you were horrible to me when we jaded. You realize now that you fucked up and lost me that you were horrible to me when we dated. You realize now that you fucked up and lost me and you're frustrated. Like, that's not my fault. It's not my fault.

So like, when I find something real, like, you can't be mad at me. You fucked up. So like, Scott, you had her for years when you, and she wanted you to act right and you couldn't do it. And now that you're at a place in your life where you realize like you fucking love her and you would marry her tomorrow, yeah, bet you would. I bet you would. But like now she's with someone who's so perfect for her.

Like there are similar ages. They're both in the public eye have been for fucking years. No, like what it's like to be on reality TV. They both eat like some vegan bullshit. That's the other thing. That's the other. This is a one thing. He posted like vegan sushi and I was like that's not vegan sushi. It's vegetables. Like rolled up. Like it's not too bad. It's not too bad. It's too bad. In a roll.

You're literally eating cucumbers and like carrots rolled up in seaweed, it's not suche. But page, it's very hard. As you know, with social, yeah. As you know, with social media for us to like know what a relationship is really like. But there is something to be said for people who have those like similar things that are blaringly just like,

they're vibing out of vegan restaurant. Like that's awesome. You don't just get from a random dude. Look, if the, I wish I could vibe out of vegan restaurant the way they do, all vibe at the local pizzeria like that. I do have to say though, there's been lots of times in my life, for example, when I was seeing that hockey dude and then my friend hooked up with him and I was like, you're dead to me now. But then they found love and got married and I was like, wait, I don't know if now. But then they found love and got married. And I was like, wait, I am so sorry.

But I literally, like, who thought that would have happened? But I was like, I never have, I don't have a bad negative energy to turn my body because it's like, they were meant to be together. And I also feel like that, like even this summer, if Sierra and whatever dude, she had feelings for a one to be with had this incredible connection that was just so beautiful and they were like clearly meant to be like yes I'm so about that

because a clear loop like I was it was not healthy for me. Yeah, but like that's not what happened. I always like wonder like the guy that I'm meant to be with have I just like totally embarrass myself in front of him and I have I told him to fuck off a million times. totally embarrassed myself in front of him and I have I told him to fuck off a million times. Pitch, how many times do I have to tell you this? It's a half-moment number two. If it's meant for you, you cannot fuck it up. You're right. Like it's literally like magnets.

You can put anything you want in between them, but like your energies are going to find each other. Yeah, he's out there somewhere. I can't wait to punch him in the face when I meet him. Be like, where the fuck have you been, my dude? Just challenge him. Be like, where the fuck have you been, my dude? Just challenge him. Also, I do have to bring up that Madonna's been accused of photoshopping your face on a fan's body.

This was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. Did you look at it? I looked at the picture, yeah. Yeah, like it's legit a fan's, like the way, let's talk about Madonna. Actually, Des was telling me about Madonna because that was more his time and he was like Hannah You know how like everyone's famous now. He's like Madonna was the one like she was the like she was bigger and larger and bigger than anything Like her level of fame and that's gotta be I mean talk about like the dopamine hitting

like her level of fame. And that's gotta be, I mean, talk about like the dopamine hitting. That's gotta be crazy when you feel like it's falling off. That's one thing that I got from the Justin Bieber vlog is that he did with Haley Baldwin, where he basically was like, I can't ever hit those highs that I had. And like daily life just like doesn't do it for me.

Oh my God, that makes me so sad for them. But that's like everyone's like obsessed with them and it's like clearly like being Justin's wife or girlfriend is very difficult. And like Haley has it in her and Haley's like, she's like caretaker vibes, you know? This is even like, I mean, this is on no level or scale at all, but like when we went to BravoCon that one time,

I was like, oh my God, it was such a pinch me moment, but I was like, oh my God, I wonder what like, real singers and celebrities feel like when they're playing for a crowd of like 100,000 people, and people are just screaming their name because they're like singing. I was like, that has to be insane because I'm watching someone scream like Stasi's name

and like, what does that feel like? And then it's like, do you chase that high? Yeah, like I got nervous. You know what I was like, I don't like this. Like I don't know a no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like embracing women age and gracefully. Let's go back to like being gorgeous and like having gray hair. And like it's all just society. Like if we normalize it, it's not a big deal. Do you, I mean, look at Cher.

We're, yes, I mean, she's gotten a lot done to be there. But it's like, do you ever just look at the news and there's tons of men with gray hair and not one woman with gray hair? Yeah. Like we just have to normalize it and then it won't be so fucking insane for a woman to have like her face move

when she's above 60. No, guys literally are the most disgusting creatures. Like they're disgusting. You know, they're just disgusting. Like sometimes I look at guys and I'm like ew. Like, okay, I get it. Like we made the dad bought a thing. We did that for you guys because we didn't want you to, like, okay, I get it. Like, we made the dad bought a thing. We did that for you guys,

because we didn't want you to feel insecure, okay? But like, I gain 10 pounds, because I'm starting a new birth control and all of a sudden, I'm freaking out. You know, it's just like, there's such a double standard, I'm so sick of it. And that is the moral of the episode. I digress.

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