Giggly Squad - Giggling about pickles, snails, and men's biggest fears

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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What is up my galactic gigglers? Yeah, we're in the future. Into galactic you and me. You know how memes used to be like, oh my FBI agent, I like him so much more now that it's like, oh my alien. Like when I meet my alien, what's the first thing I'm gonna show them? And I know that it's a Chamoy pickle on TikTok. Have you seen Chamoy pickles? What's a Chamoy pickle?

Okay, this might be niche, but because I'm on like ASMR TikTok and I keep getting all these people eating they're called Chamoy pickles and they're like these weird pickles that people are putting like tockies in. With a tock, oh, like a chip. Yep, and then like putting this sauce on it

and then like there's like some type of like sour candy to in it and they just look so fucking good in it. Yeah, dinner. Yeah, and I want to order one so bad. That's what I would do at a fancy restaurant if I was the chef. Just give Chamoie pickles. Take a sour patchkin.

The sour patch would be like the fusion of the mixes of these two flavors have never been done before. This is my charm. You will have diarrhea. Michelin star. Des was telling me, on our new episode of Burger Phone, yes.

We did like pet peeves and he's obsessed with like, he hates sound of typing, he hates a sound of chewing, he hates a sound of swallowing, he like can't deal with these sounds. The sound of typing on a computer? Yeah, which I said, you know, that's like ASMR, like people pay money on YouTube to hear teenagers just like chew ice and like, yeah, and he's like, that's right now. He's like chew ice and like. Yeah. And he's like, that's my literal nightmare.

Mm-hmm. But eating pickles I think is good. A, or a soul. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. But it's funny how it's either people's like thing that relaxes them or like it feels like sounds like nails on a chalkboard to some people. It's like cilantro.

Yes. It's very dividing. Yes, it's very dividing. Yes, divisive. People are very divided. I do think that that's why you can't care what people think of you, because you're cilantro. So people think you're beautiful and people will puke at the sight of you.

Yeah, then you taste like soap. And it's not your fault. No, it's not. It's people's perspective. How are you born? How are you doing? I'm good, how are you? I'm a little dizzy. So am I. It's too hot. Like I are you born? How are you doing? I'm good, how are you? I'm a little dizzy.

So am I. It's too high. I'm so dehydrated. I haven't drank water since 1997. No, I haven't drank water in eight years. And now you're in my head sometimes, where randomly during the day, I'll just be like, am I high?

I feel like it's so fun to be busy and working and stuff, but I just feel like I get sick whenever I try to hard at something. No, I can't wake up too early or I literally have a stomachache. Okay. Like, it's not me. My body's not built for this one. No, my body is like, we didn't sign up for this. I feel like summer's, it's like farmers. Like in the summer, you're supposed to like chill.

No, my body told me to become a sugar baby and my head was like, we can't do it. So they internally fight every single day. So like when I wake up early, they're like, you wouldn't have to do this if you were a sugar baby. I love how your reference farmers, like we know what farmers do. I mean, when do farmers, I guess they chill in the winter? Why am I looking at Grace?

Yeah, like she's the farmer's almanac. Like she knows. Why does she almanac? Also, what is that? What is the farmer's almanac? It's like a bunch of like seasonal stuff, so it'll tell you like, oh, we're gonna have like a lot of like, snow this winter or something like that.

That was written by me. Thanks, Chris the farmer. That was for sure me. Thanks, Chris the farmer. That was for sure. Farmer, Chris. Chris, my DMs are full of girls asking if you're good looking. Chris, how would you describe your looks ASMR-like? I have brown hair.

Pale face. A pale face. I don't think you're that pale. Not, I was in Tampa a couple weeks ago. What's your sign again? Taurus. Yeah, that's usually the response of that guess. I don't know anything about Taurus.

I like that we're giving more and more information to the giggler's about Chris, but a little each episode because if we give too much, it's overload and I don't think you can handle that. Are you single? Yes. Okay. Why? A great follow-up, honestly. Because I'm flawed like all men.

Mmm. A self-aware king. What's your like smallest flaw? Like your stupid little flaw? Or like a flaw that you're like, I wish I could change that about myself, but like it's not going anywhere. Or like that like major parents really just pointed in you. Jesus.

Therapy with the gigglys who out to the... I was gonna say I worked too much in the beginning, but that's like one of those. Oh wow. Yeah, like you said I'm job interview. I just like I'm such a perfectionist with my work. Yeah. Wait, you're an animal. If you're an animal, what are you talking about? Oh God, okay, Chris, please let women speak.

Speaking of men, I had to talk about an experience I had this last weekend. Another, is this gonna end in a fight? No. Okay. But I mean, it could. Yeah, you're honestly never. So I'm friends with two people who are dating.

Okay. As in, I met the guy first, but I pretty quickly met his girlfriend, who I love. I actually love them both equally in different ways. Like, she's fashion, she's cool, she's girly. Like, we talk, we have our own relationship. Okay. I'm not loving it. I love that you get so jealous.

It's like how you show affection to me. It's like, she's amazing, she's beautiful. She could put an outfit together like no other. That would be like if I walked in, I was like, so my couple friend, she plays tennis, she's amazing. But actually, she's not that fashion, she's more home decor, girly.

Okay, so I'm gonna be feeling better. Yeah, that makes me feel better. Okay, it's more, it's a different news. Yeah, a different news. I have to preface everything with like, herzara sets are not great. So, and then he's like sporting and fun. They're kind of different, but I like them both.

Okay. They're supposed to come to my comedy show. And he sits in the front row, he's big, large man. So I see him immediately. And next to him, she's not there. And immediately go wear- It's an empty seat. No, a different man.

Okay. So I was like, where is your girl? Yeah. And he kind of like mumbles. And this is in front of like 400 people. Oh, you're asking on stage. On stage. Okay, wow. was like, where's your girl? Yeah. And he kind of like mumbles and this is in front of like 400 people. Oh, you're asking on stage. On stage. Okay, wow.

At my comedy show. And I was wondering like, where is she? Because they texted me that morning, being like, can't wait to see you perform tonight. And I was like, can't wait, they got into a fight. So at the like, green room, everyone came in and he comes up to me and he's like, we broke up. It's between the time they text me in the morning. So he literally goes and brought someone else

and immediately I go, and then I literally made him stand up at one point because he's tall. And at my shows when I guys tall, I make them stand up and everyone clap. So this guy's going through the worst break of his life. I'm asking him where she is and then making him stand to get harassed by a bunch of women. And he just looks at me and he's like, yeah, like she really wanted to come,

but like we broke up and I'm like, I'm so sorry. And they've been together for a bit. And I felt upset. Who broke up with who? Did you get that in the bow? Well, a question. The next day, I'm going to dinner with Des

and he comes through with some of his friends and he sits down. When I tell you, he did not even bring up the breakup for 25 minutes. And in my head I was like this is the most dude shit ever. Could you imagine? I was with the boys. I wasn't I could have easily been like what's the tea but I wanted. I dealt with him like a cat. Yeah. Like I didn't make a contact. You let him come to you. I wanted him to come to me. Yeah. Because I didn't want to act too excited because it's sad. Right.

Because then they get to, they get anxious. Yeah. I didn't want to act like I wanted to talk about it. You have to trick him into thinking it was his idea to tell you all the truth. Well, like 15 minutes in, I'm sitting here looking at the rest of the guys like this is crazy. This is the most insane.

Like you all know that he's going through like the worst break of his life. And we're sitting here. One of you are going to ask him, we're talking about Little League Baseball that was on ESPN. Which is like, it is a great topic. It is a great topic because it's just so interesting. It's child labor. But who in this case has been paid?

What's going on? What's the infernal? Can you start a union for the Little League? Figured out. So I'm sitting there. Why is Puerto Rico so good? No one has the answers any of these questions So then these future fuck boys on TV. I'm like they're gonna all cheat on their wives

So I'm looking at does and he's in it with the guys right now like this is insane like you guys know this man You could tell from his eyes. He's been crying all day. Right. And finally, he like casually was like, oh, like she keeps texting me. And in my head, I just was like, this took 30 minutes. But the second we broke the seal, then we had like a really good talk and everyone was like, looking towards me, like I knew the answer. But it was weird because I also like, I don't, I don't have a team here. Like I really do love them both. Yeah. Imagine I got what told you I broke up with someone

that I before, we go to dinner with a bunch of girls and I don't bring it up for 30 minutes. No, I would check everyone's pulse at the table like because that's like those tic-tacs where it's like first one who talks shit, like pays the bill or something and like no one's speaking. Like it's the opposite. But like, I couldn't if I tried.

We would have talked so much that at that lunch, we actually would have had nothing else to talk about. Do you have, would have already deep dove so hard? We would have spoken every single possible outcome so much. I mean, it's what- What do you do when couples break up? And it's like, do you have, because I feel like we're now getting to the age. We're right at the cusp of the age

where people are gonna start getting divorced. Yeah. Like we're, this is so cynical, but I can't wait to see him. No, no, no. You know what I mean? Well, it's what happened. Like you have those friends who got married at like 25, 26, 27,

and now they're been married for like four or five years Mm-hmm. It's coming up. The hard thing is when they have a friend group That's always been friends. Yeah, and then people have to pick sides or if someone did something really fucked up Yeah, because I'm a people pleaser to each person. I'm like look. I love that person But like I see where you're coming from right. I'll say the same things Same because I want them both to. Right. I'll say the same thing to you. Yes. Same. Because I want them both to feel supported. No, if I'm in the middle.

I'm saying the same exact thing to both of you. Because at the end of the day, you don't know what goes on behind closed doors and relationships. Right. And like unless they defective shit to me, I'm not picking aside. When it comes to like X's and their fights, don't get involved. It's so, I'm so happy you brought this up because I just finished watching Depaverse Johnny Depp first and for her on Netflix. Did you watch it yet?

So I was really good at watching it when it originally happened. Like I was watching it on Twitter. Yeah, you were like watching it on TV. So this basically like rehashed the entire thing in detail? Yes, and it kind of shows like both of their sides and it shows, honestly, my biggest takeaway from it was how media influences everything. Like, the media had already picked two sides.

They were on way before the trial was over. And it was just... And the fans already... The fandom is so funny. I didn't really, obviously Johnny Depp is huge, but like people who were like, I've been waiting my whole life to meet Johnny Depp, like in Pennsylvania,

where the fact they were. Which is so, like chicks in the office were just talking about this about Taylor Swift, like all the people that were like waiting outside to like see her and stuff. And it's like, what is gonna happen?

What do you think is gonna happen? Like she's gonna see you and be like, I wanna be your best friend. Like, and like pull you from the crowd. So like that's how I feel about people waiting outside for Johnny Depp. Like do you think he's gonna ask you to go smoke a cigar with him?

Like, yeah, I do think it's cool to see people like in person that have affected your life, but it's, the people are taking it next level, like 6am, don't you have a job? Like you're getting fired from job, can you call your children? Call your kid now. Pick up your kids from school.

There's life still going on. I got on a Taylor Swift real deep tick-tock hole where there's a girl. Have you seen the girl who looks like her? I was telling her for like an hour. It's insanity. So she looks like her, but she's like a her for like an hour. It's insanity. So she looks like her, but she's like a mom. Yeah.

And she's actually like older than Taylor, I think. But with a filter, it's like identical. And she's been going around bodyguards and getting like huge crowds around her because she looks just like her. I would do it too, that's hilarious. But then the girls, like, I don't look like her, but they're like, you're wearing red lips,

like, and you cut your hair just like her. And her voice, even kinda sound. Her man or like her. Her man look like her, but they're like you're wearing red lips like and you cut your hair just like her and your voice don't even kind of sound like her. Her man or like her. Oh, I mean that's like an Elvis impersonator. Make your whole life living off of it. Why is Elvis impersonator such a thing? You know, like why? Why is that like such like everybody knows what that is? Why is that such a thing? I feel like it's new for this podcast. Yeah. I want people to dress up as us for Halloween.

I feel like they have. They'll just like, I feel like they lose like kind of dirty with a tennis ragged. And then some of them will go like short-round hair and like in a set. And like that's nailed it. Yeah, literally nailed it.

No, but the Johnny Depp and Amber thing, my biggest takeaway was they're both nuts. Like this is just like a really, this is like your 19 year old boyfriend who happened, like you guys just happened to be really famous and you went to court. And you're both very good looking. Yeah, like it's, it's hard, it was really hard. People are so die hard, Johnny dep's side. And it was hard for me to be 100% on his side because I know all, like, all guys are a little bit fucking nuts. Well, especially when you have like an addiction problem, you

do things that are out of character that you wouldn't be proud of. It also was giving very reality TV where like the media was definitely giving it a lens that they wanted you to watch it in. So she would do something with her mouth and they'd be like, she's so fucking fake. Yeah. We're in a different context. People would be like, she's struggling right now.

This is really difficult to do. Yeah. But you're so right how they kind of, in the beginning, they were like, don't let the media affect your decisions. And it was just, I can't believe it was even on TV. That was like watching a live break up. Like it was just, do you think she actually shine his bed?

Yes. Yeah. 100%. I think she did and I think it's thug. I, I know. I think it's 100% did and I feel like, I've been hanging out with you for too long because I was like, it's not that gross.

People were like, that's disgusting. I was like, it's kind of hilarious though, too. They were trying to talk about like, if it could have been the dog, they were like the dogs. PC's don't look like those kind of feces. The dog didn't have corn that day. It's like, it's a yori. That's disgusting.

It hurts so disgusting. But also like, we've all been at that point with a guy where you're like, I would shun this bed. For sure. We're like, I'm like, what is the worst thing I could do to them? Yeah. And that would be one of them.

It's that or like, keying their car. Also, we don't know what actually happened. So like, this is all legit, but like, facts. People love to hate women. No, they do. They for sure do. And I felt, I definitely felt bad for her. I felt bad for her.

He seems so, he seems so annoying to fight with too. Like he seemed so petty. You know, like you get into a fight with a guy and like, like one of his things was like, you'll never look in my eyes again. And then that's why he never looked at her during court. And I was like, that's so fucking petty, but it would,

that makes me feel like you still love me. Yeah, like, okay, look at me, I'm like, you're upset with me. And like his lawyer kept being like, he won't look at you. And Amber was like, he can't. And she was like, he won't. And Amber was like, can't.

And I was like, this is the best reality television. I think you're so right though, about how that relates to like friends breakups. Like you'll hear vile shit that happened between two people and you're like, when it comes to love and war, whatever that quote is, I don't get involved. Yeah. You can't judge people with their breakup shit.

Like, oh, I fucking hate that girl because she did this and it's like, you guys were in it together. Yeah, you're in like a weird fork. Like you're a different person and it's a, you guys were in it together. Yeah, you're in like a weird, like you're a different person and it's a girlfriend than you are a friend. 100%. Like I can never date you.

No. No. Or actually I could. If anyone in this world could, it's me. Yeah, probably. Because I'd be sleeping. Nobody should date me, honestly. Let's be truthful.

Andie Roddick, hot tennis foreign tennis player, yet had a quote about like being famous and people like coming for you. And he was like being famous means people compare you to your best self every single day. Interesting. Which is a, like you have to always be your best self every single day.

And I just think overall with the cases, she went to the public and decided to start some beef. And if you decide to go on the public and make claims about someone out of your private relationship, shit's gonna hit the fan. Like if you air, I think at the same way, though, with a friend break up as well as with like a romantic break up.

If you break up and then you take shit that they told you in confidence and you air it, that's I think fucked up. Yes, it's kind of like an unspoken rule of life. If you're gonna accuse this man of assault, then it's like shit's going down. And she could be completely right, but she had to know this wasn't gonna end well. Yeah

And honestly, I was just like disappointed by her court looks, but that's a whole different What do you think her aesthetic was that she was going for like hate spade no like anteler loft? It felt like it was a little anteler loft and I felt like it was a little antelor loft and like a little bit of mango. Yeah. Spendled in there. Yeah. I just felt like it wasn't, it could have been better. If it weren't fitting.

Like, she wasn't wearing like her hair blown out flowy. Like, she wasn't trying to look sexy. She kind of like pinned up in a weird way and it wasn't into it. But it looked like, I also thought he looked crazy to town, USA. Like he wore sunglasses the whole time. Well, did he get in trouble right after for like doing some drunk stuff? Look, we're all about Lily Rose-Depth.

We're not about, we're all about Lily Rose-Depth. That's sad. For Lily though, having to like go through that. I know, I feel like nobody ever like correlates them together as much as as they could have. I mean, her PR team's definitely working over time. Don't ever speak about it. Think of a drunken debacle.

Talk to four people and it all went differently. And I also think at the end of the day, they do try to villainize. Someone is the angel, someone is the devil, and it's not never like that. Right, two things can be right at one time. She can be nuts, and he can also be nuts. No, you're so.

Yeah. So I'm gonna legend. I can, yeah, I'm split down the middle, but I think they're both crazy. But I enjoyed watching it. Speaking of crazy, I knew you were really busy this weekend, but I had to text you, because I was having a mental breakdown about my nails.

Yeah, I know. So I got a French manicure with like kind of a pink undertone. And I was like, she's Barbie, she's pink. And then I realized the pink was giving raw chicken. Yeah, the pink is giving a little flashy. Yeah. But it's not bad, let me say. My hands are very sweaty right now.

No, it's not. I think it looks good. I cut off a little bit of the tip, but like, no people were mad in my DMs. And they all go, page, not approve this, page, not approve this. So then I was like, page, this is okay. And you were like, I'm busy, bitch.

I don't have time. I said, it's no poop gate. It's not poop gate. It wasn't poop gate now. People were mad. Yeah, people need to chill out. Do you post your nails online or you don't want the ridicule anymore?

I have it in a while because I get the same color. I feel like every single time. Yeah, you're back at ballet pink. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I was literally a little bit more arrested. I said it was no nail summer. You said it was on in summer. We've changed our minds immediately. Don't listen to anything we say.

Never. Literally, ever. Also, okay, wait, I meant to talk about this last episode. Have you seen on TikTok all the girl is eating yellow dragon fruit? Oh, you know. Yeah. Awesome, great. I'll tell you about it. So I saw this TikTok and this one girl was like,

you have to go to Trader Joe's and get a yellow dragon fruit, cleans you right out, only eat half of it, and like, you're gonna have the best day of your life. So I... You mean the next day? No. Like, it was like in a couple hours, you're literally flushing your whole body.

So I get too yellow dragon fruit because I'm like, let's fuck shit up. Yeah, let's funny go. Like I'm trying to be so skinny. I eat half the yellow dragon fruit, nothing. Then I like go about my day, so I'm scared to eat the other half because I have like places to go

and you can't like be running into bodega's. So I'm like, whatever, okay, I'll do it the next day. Next morning, I wake up time my whole day around like eating this whole yellow dragon fruit. It doesn't really taste like anything. Okay. It almost, it like tastes like water. So I eat the whole dragon fruit. I'm like looking it up on TikTok again.

They're like in like an hour and a half, like you're going to be running to the bathroom. It's going to clean you completely out. It's tell me tea for hippies. Legit. Nothing happened to me. I'm livid. I'm livid the entire day. What do you think TikTok has been lying to us? I like that it was on TikTok, it's supposed to be true.

To the point where I'm like, do I eat a second, do I go get a second dragon fruit? Which I didn't, but then I was thinking, is my stomach so like fucked up that it was like it's gonna take a lot more than this? I mean, I guess there's fiber in it, but if it's so watery, like I can't, for I don't, like, we're eating chipotle every day.

Like the pie is not gonna make me shit myself. Okay, I feel like my body is like, good to try, bitch. No, your body is like, thank you. Now we've been gluten intolerant for years. That hasn't stopped us. You can't really eat cheese. You eat it every day.

You think a dragon fruit's gonna fuck with us. Also, I have to say, don't even try it because it doesn't even work. I also saw this girl because I really want to get good like eye masks. Because I feel like if I put an eye mask on, it'll solve all my problems for the day. Yeah. And this girl tried all these eye masks and she like aesthet I put an I'm ask on, it'll solve all my problems for the day. Yeah.

And this girl tried all these I'm asked and she like aesthetically put it all over her face. She was like, this one by far is the best one. It was like $19 an Amazon. I was like, done, take all my money. I got it, it like, stung. Yeah. And then it was like falling off.

And I'm like out of all, you reckon. So like, you can't trust your. You're thread that you said, snail mucin is the glue holding TikTok together. I lost it. What are your genuine feelings on TikTok shop? TikTok shop. Is it coming from my throat? It's a pyramid scheme, I'm convinced.

If I'm a little annoyed, because I use to have a lot of funny videos and out, because I bought like 70 things on TikTok, the list of everything is like so, because I bought like 70 things, like a cherry chop. The way everything is like so. Everything has a girl being like this. Yeah. Charlie changed my skin from this

and they show like a crocodile to this and it's a infant baby. And she's like, all you have to do is go like this and they put two spritz and they go, oh my god, and I go, I look down and it's 1999. And I'm like, that's how I felt about, that's how I feel about the Chimai Peckel. The Chimai Peckel on the last one.

I was like, I was a grass-bond me. But the snail mucin' kept coming up so many times that I was like, I thought it was a sign, but it's just the algorithm, I bought it. I haven't gone, I texted Hailey, and Hailey's like, I've been using this. And I'm like, what does it do? And she was like, I don't really know what it does,

but I've been pumping snail mucin on my amazine. Your skin looks really good. On my Amazon live for months. Yeah. Nobody cared about it. Okay. It's just like an extra serum to lock in moisture. It's not gonna change your whole fucking life,

but yeah, it's a great added stuff. Yeah, I'm trying to capitalism is winning. No, capitalism is winning. And I'm in a bad place where like, because I've been, I've been taking some days off, days off to me, me and I'm gonna go through the internet and hear what the girlies want me to be, so I can change and be a better person. Yeah.

So I'm just buying like so much stuff, also with the skincare. We've taken it too far. I know we're women in STEM, but like we should not know what hyaluronic acid is. also with the skincare. We've taken it too far. I know we're women in STEM, but we should not know what hyaluronic acid is. Like, I can spell hyaluronic acid. There's no reason in this world.

I shouldn't be able to. I shouldn't, why are the girlies knowing literal chemistry? Like fully Albert Einstein girlies out here. Why do we know that shit? I know what all of them do glycolic. I would bun to my head, someone said do your taxes. I would die right there on the floor.

If someone said, tell me exactly what is a hyaluronic acid? A plus. I thought because it was an acid, I was like, this can't hydrate you. And then everyone's like, no, it's hydrating. And I was like, okay. It's supposed to lock in your moisture. Like the moisture is supposed to stick to it

and stay in your pores. But what if you're dehydrated? Yeah. And then you put it on. Does it just lock in nothing? No, it'll lock in whatever moisture you have. That's when then you put like your moisturizers on after that. Yeah.

And then it'll stick to that and like stay in your skin. But also here's the other thing. All of this, the whole skincare brand, I think is the number one biggest cult. Yeah. And we're all in it. We're all in it because now that we're in our 30s, it's very easy for someone to just be like,

hey, like this made my skin feel better. Yeah. So what do we do? Because we can't live like this. We can't buy a different serum every three seconds. Did you just go water in your eye? Yeah, how did I even do that? I did my makeup today and you ever look at yourself

in the mirror and you're like, I don't know who that is, but not me. That's how I feel today. You had a bad face day or a little bit? I had a weird, I'm having a weird face day. I think it's your hair. Okay, I didn't guess that. No, your hair.

Well, because I didn't, I air dried last night. Yeah, it was the air dry. And so like that's throwing me off. And like my nose. Cause your hair actually, it's like mine right now. That was the meaniest thing you ever had. No, like it's like very natural in the, Yeah, like my part just,

your part is how we draw. It's falling. Yeah. Your part's not partying. Please don't look at me today. No, you look great. It's just different. Yeah, okay, great.

Awesome. Love that. But yeah, I do feel like... One thing I do recommend... Because everyone was telling me every single foundation, like DRYSL, like all these fancy ones. I've been using it cosmetics, CCC cream. And it's fucking unbelievable.

And I just thought I'm just using something random and it's fine, but I asked a really good makeup artist and she's like, no, that's like a secret, no one knows about. So now I'm, capitalism once again, it literally has like a hyaluronic acid, it has a CCC cream, I don't know what it means, but it means like, I don't have to put as much stuff on because it's good for your skin and it covers it up

and has like really good coverage. I feel like you're in Scientology. No. Actually, every influencer sounds like they're in a cult. No, they do. When they're pitching. And you know they've like never tried it before. But these bitches, I have to say, stop fucking lion. Wait, there's one thing I'm actually not gonna lie about.

She can't find it. You guys know that was a lie. No, because we both had our period last week and I got mine for the first time since like April. Congrats. Thank you. I've tried those things underwear. Obsessed. Really? Obsessed.

Like, I want them to sponsor me. I'll do an entire post in my underwear because I'm such... What kind did you get? Like a normal... I got the thong kind. You're? She has a thong period underwear.

I care where regular underwear. I actually find it more uncomfortable. So you like feeling like some things like in your butthole? Yeah, I'm a Scorpio. Yeah. Hahaha. I don't see that made so much sense. I was like, valid.

I've just been saying that to things that like I don't have an answer to. Valid point, just like, yeah, well, the moon's, it's a new moon. So what do you want me to do? Jupiter. We have the podcast, Lister, Linda, Shadow Linda, who is like a friend, a family friend, and she sent me special bike shorts that have this whole cushion underneath your vagina. So your vaginal bone doesn't hurt as bad.

And have you tried them? I'm going to. Wow, I'm going to. So keep you guys put, but I probably can use that as period panties too. Literally, I was like so, I just like couldn't believe it. Granted, my period wasn't like, it was like very normal this week.

It wasn't like, oh my God, I'm like really, someone got murdered. Sorry about this, Chris, but like I'm not like flowing super heavy. So it was like chill and I did, I wore them on like a lisp. Don't apologize to Chris for your age. The battery function. Right, so I blood for seven days and I'm still alive. So shout out to me. Winning. wore them on like the pulgis to criss- the last three days. For your body. For your body. For your body.

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For your body. For your body. For your body. For your body. For your body. For your body. okay, we got it I caught in up your pulse like isn't ideal but also everyone has to remember at home if you can't afford things Any Any underwear can be period panties if you believe in it enough. Yeah, I have like a bunch of black Amazon and they are a period under They know what their job is I go girly time to get in line. It's your up

I have a new ik for men when they have to pee more than you and They know what their job is. I go, girlie, time to get in line. It's your up. I have a new ik for men when they have to pee more than you. And they squeeze their dick. I don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean squeeze their dick? Make your boyfriend, put your boyfriend in a situation where he really has to pee and there's no bathroom. And see how often, like he, they can can pinch their dicks for it to not feel like

they have to pay. We're part of it. I didn't inquire that far. I've literally never done this in my life. Okay, I've seen it happen. Like, they're holding it like a hose. Yeah, like, some guys I feel like touch their junk more than others.

I know which I don't love. I don't like I don't hate it or love like I don't think about it. They're always scratching their junk. I'm like, do you have herpes? Yeah, and herpes is fine. Have people have herpes, but like it's giving like do you have? Yeah, something is everywhere. Is everything fresh? Do you have fleas?

Yeah, it's like a dog. You don't want to see a dog lick its balls all the time. Right. Let's like a dog. You don't want to see a dog lick its balls all the time. Right. Right. Let's play. But I have heard that sometimes like the to keep it from not hurting like, oh, I have to pee. They can like squeeze it a little.

They're doing weird things. They do weird things. I was more just referencing like if you're like spending a day with a guy. Yeah. And when he's constantly like, hey, I feel you got to pee. It's giving like, it's giving toddler. It's giving toddler. it's giving Toddler. It's giving Toddler.

It's also giving like, if something happened to us right now, and you had to pee, then I would have to defend us. Yeah, I would have to deal with it. And I feel like girls have a shorter urethra, because this is a sign to our kids. So like, what are you doing? Do we, I feel like you did just like make that. Well, I think I made that up.

Boys have a shorter u-rethra. Chris is Googling. Okay. So maybe guys do have to pee more than girls, unless you're pregnant. I just think like, I don't know, but it's just like when I have to pee, I'm not telling everyone about it.

Like, oh my god, I'm like, I'm just gonna really be my parents. Make people their whole person out of a party. Like when they have to pee, they have to tell everyone. Because I come from a world of depression. So like I've held it for hours because I'm like, I'm not getting it off the couch. That's crazy.

People are talking about that enough. Female urethra is shorter, yes. Well, we're so tiny. We're so dainty. We're so little. I have a tiny, slowly, we're so large. We can learn from. What's the product in the newsletter this week?

It's a very off brand product that I don't think I've ever spoken about or told anyone that I have, but it not to influence anyone is life-changing. Capitalism is again. And it's almost like something I feel like you would put in the newsletter, but people are going to be a little bit shocked that it's in my newsletter. I almost don't even want to say it on the pop because I want people to sign up for the newsletter. Well to sign up go to giggly-squaw.com and a pop-up will magically appear.

We don't know how it happens at the news. And my product this week, unassuming for me. Can I guess? Yeah. Can you give me like a lane? Hooping. Squatty potty. Yes!

Do you use one? Okay so Haley. Haley sends me a box for my birthday. And it's like, wooden. And it looks like a step stool. Yeah. And does it's like, what the fuck is this? I was like, I think it's a Squatty potty,

like a fancy Squatty potty. Yeah. And he was like, I don't think so. It's supposed to be super healthy for you. I've used one, my like, a previous boyfriend used one. And I like used it one time at his house, and I was like, that felt great. And it comes out smoother.

Yeah, it's supposed to be like better for you. My husband would never put it in. Whatever it is right now, listening. She's like telling that. She used to be the sweetest, nicest girl, and then Hannah corrupts it, and I'm just talking about what happens in the bathroom. Johnny, I can't handle this, turn it off.

Though I just, no, but I feel like it makes it easier, and it's better for your body. But I have ABS. I never have trouble with it coming out. It goes right out. It will come out before I sit down. OK, well, I think this is like put your stomach in a better position.

Well, they say humans naturally used to poop back in the day, like, in more of a squat position, because we didn't have toilets. Right. So anyway, so that's in my, that's in my mind. You brought up poop multiple times. I know, it's just stuff. And you don't even poop, which is crazy.

Yeah, I never have. I never have. I heard a story that reminded me of you in the news. In the little nervous. A woman's dying. And she asked I was asked with her ex-boyfriend as her last wish.

I literally sent it to Craig and I said, what would you do? Cause that is literally you. Like I could tell he probably pissed her off like two days before. She was like, how about this? He probably like didn't do the dishwasher. Craig said, Craig said, I would obviously let you do that.

And then I would never talk to you again. Like I would leave you. Because you're dead. You don't wiggle well, I die. I'm not talking to you, I'm in heaven. What would you do? Like rolls were reversed, your husband. I would be like, sorry, your ex does not want to fuck a dying man.

And if she does, I'd be like, you guys been texting this whole time. Like, what's going on? I would just have a lot of questions. Like ex as in like, what's going on? I would just have a lot of questions, like X as in, like, here's the thing, a lot of, there are a lot of factors. How long were they together for? Yeah. That, like, how far back is that X? Like, is it, like, two years ago?

Is it, like, 15 years ago? Like, if there's so many different factors? It's also, like, kind of makes me excited that like romance isn't dead. I didn't mean to say that again. Kind of like makes me excited to die. You know what I mean? No, but like the fact that she's like my only wish

is to have like fiery hot sex with an ex. It's kind of exciting. Could you imagine you're the ex and you get this call and you're, and that's what I was thinking. Here's the thing, I'm dying. And you're just like, imagine if he had to do the call like, hey Sam, this is Steve.

So Rebecca's dying. Rebecca's. And she wants your dick right before she dies. Also, what kind of death is this? Cause I feel like if I was dying, the last thing I wanted to get dicked out. Right. Like I wanna be alone with a TV.

I mean, that's just me on a Sunday. Um, like the fact that she was still in the mood to get fucked. Like it shows that like romance isn't done. But like you can't be mean to a dying person. Oh, like he can't say no. Yeah, like what's. Yeah. Also like the pressure might be too immense.

Like what if he couldn't get it up too immense? I feel like if I was a guy and I had to do that, no, that is one thing where I will give guys credit. If I had to perform during sex, I would also get nervous. But I feel like some of them are so dramatic. They get a boner with a light breeze. I think they have to get really with a light breeze. Yeah. I think they have to get really deep in their hands.

I can say one word and Craig will be like, I'm hard. You know, and I'm like, I fully understand performance anxiety. I think you can get into your head. That's why sometimes if you make a guy wait a really long time when you finally let him do it, you can't do it. Can I tell you something?

One time, one of my guy friends called my boyfriend at the time and my boyfriend was like, I really gotta talk to him, like stepped out of the room, like something like crazy'd happen, okay? And I'm like waiting and waiting for the tea, like waiting for him to come back and he comes back and he's like, I just got off the phone with Bobby

and he couldn't get it up. Like he couldn't get it up to like have sex with like Jessica or whatever. And I was like, okay. And like what was like the terrible thing that happened? He was like, what are you talking about? That's the terrible thing. And I was like, okay, that's like not like that's stupid.

He was like, you have no empathy. Like your like starts yelling at me. And I was like, I'm gonna say something to you really quick. Nine times out of 10, we don't wanna do it. So someone laying there and saying, sorry, I can't get it up. It's my lucky day. You forgot I couldn't get it up around me. I'd be like, he, I'm obsessed with him.

He's so unattractive to me. I want to be a better person for him. I need to try harder. I need to be funnier. I need to be smarter. I need to be sexier. That's it. I'm going to the gym tomorrow morning. It's obviously me.

I was like, we are as women. We're not taking it. Like we're mad at you. We've already internalized it. It's 30 minutes prior. We've put it all in there. We've made it about us. We've fully been-

We've been- We've fully been pulsating from my brain. been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us.

We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us.

We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. We've been so happy about us. like, stop doing so many jobs. Right, but I'm like, that sounds like a great, if it's like late night on a Friday night who's like, oh, I can't get it up,

I'm like, that's amazing. I wanted you to go to sleep at any light. Because the worst thing is when they can't get it up and they're trying to force their like mushy little worm inside you and you're just like, this is horrible. No. It feels like someone just taking a tampon and already disassociated.

You know, I'm already going through my checklist for tomorrow. And I should wake up earlier. Like I'm not there. You know what I was talking about with someone like I forgot a couple weeks ago. And we were saying like what's the worst thing that you hear in bed or like what would make you cringe? Mine was very simple and it's the word like what would make you cringe mine was

very simple and it's the word what you ever said something like during sex and they didn't hear you and then like they say what you're like you're like am I gonna say it again or like now is it weird how long is the sentence that he wants you to repeat also did you say like a whole bit because sometimes like your heads are like different ways so it is part-time here. The fact that you said what is not okay. At least pretend you know, just go with it. Just go with it.

Because whatever I said I'm telling you wasn't important. Not important. And if I need anything I didn't even want to say it in the first place. So let's just skip over. If you didn't hear it I will repeat it if you're not listening to what I'm saying.

Yeah so that was fine. I just don't like spit. I don't like spit it. Yeah. I don't know what it is. It somehow becomes a different thing than like what he's been like kissing me with. Yeah. Once it leaves his mouth, I don't know what that vehicle

of slime is. You have ever gotten spit on? Like where you're just like, I didn't ask for it. But I told you that one Australian guy would do that weird, like, let the spit like slowly drop before he like went down on me.

No. It was so weird. So strange. So strange. Normal person. No, I was like, what do you overcome with anything before? Yeah. And then he would like, the slurp, oh. I'd love to know like in their head, they're like, what are you over-com, Miss Amy Ford? Yeah. And then he would, like, the slip. I'd love to know, like, in their head, they're like, she's gonna think this is.

So if I get mad. You had this in my party trick, this is about to get in there. Yeah, this is about to get in there. No one's ever done this to me. Wait till I drop the slip, the slip, the slip on her. I'm just like, wow, you're really hydrated. That's, I couldn't even make that much spin in my mouth if I wanted to right now.

Honestly, I'm a little thirsty. It's making me, it would just make me think how thirsty I am. Or I'm like, I wish I had that much spin in my mouth. Also, anything that like takes more than five seconds, I'm like, okay, that took too long. Let's not do that. Anyway. Anyway.

What an escape giggly squat. I was actually thinking about I'm listening to a podcast right now, and I don't listen to a lot of podcasts and it made me realize how I hope in this hour that the giglers can forget all of their problems. It'll be like, we talk about these girls' sense of calm. So mentally ill. I'm listening to Scamanda.

What is that? Oh my gosh, so it's, I have to warn you, it's very slow. Okay, but like, it's so juicy that like, you kind of love that they take. The foreplay is long. And your business... What is the genre? What is it about?

It's about a scam of this woman. And the early on kind of tell you, it's this girl who basically steals someone's husband and is raising a family. And she fakes having cancer and gets people to donate like hundreds of thousands of dollars on what like a go fund me. All types of foundations and stuff. And then she kind of gets like low key famous in her church because she's like fighting terminal cancer. But everyone's like she kind of looks good. She's like, can you- Can't apply.

She's glowing. She shaved her head, but otherwise, they're like, she has been gaining weight. Yeah. And she is, has this blog that she loves writing about and people are following. And she just gets too big for her bridges and starts giving insane details

and someone's finally like, that makes, you're giving yourself chemo, that makes no sense yeah and someone's starting to now investigate it that's where I'm at. When did this happen like kind of recently like a couple years ago so you know that's what's happening but like and they have actual audio of like her at church talking and it's the slow like build up that like everyone just think she's like the light of their life like it's incredible life. You have to be so sick in the head. No, I know. But not only I do think sometimes the people that people think are like the greatest

or the sickest people. Yeah. Because it's like what? She literally was going to church giving full speeches about like if she has hope other people can have hope and like she became like a celebrity. Right. Like I always think like you ever get asked, like, oh, who do you look up to? And you're just like, no one.

That's how I feel because I feel like everyone that people look up to, I'm like, that's a scam. She's scamming us. Or like, you know that they- Nobody- Nobody themselves. Yeah, like no one is that, like that's why like when crazy fandom happens,

I'm just like, I don't get that. Because like, I love a lot of celebrities and I, like, I go, I feel like I go to a lot of, like, certain concerts. Like, yeah, I love them. But I have never understood, like, true, true fandom of people. And I think it's because I think everyone, fandom of people. And I think it's because I think everyone, at some point is a shitty person. I feel like that's why we connect with the giggler so much because the gigglers are not fans. Like when you walked to a giggler today.

Like I think the giggler's like chirp mate. Like I was at a bar. I was at a bar recently and some girl just held up her phone like in black letters and just said, I'm a gig glistening. We never interrupt it. I was just like that's it. Oh literally be like on the street and some just go sub-hand out like they know me. They're actually sick of me. They're like I don't want to stop and talk. They never own shit to do. The gig glist like literally some girl will be

walking by and they're listening to you. Go go and just look at me and give me a head nod and show me they're listening. But that's like and just look at me and give me a head nod and chill with her listening. But that's like makes more sense. That's what we want. Like they understand that we are gigglers, Googles are us. And there's no like, and some days we're shitty. You know, don't look up to us.

Yeah. You know, I've actually come to a, it's taken me a long time, but I have realized more about myself that like, because I always consider myself a very like laid back, like chill, sometimes anxious, but like overall the podcast you've talked about each fight you've gotten.

You've got for sure, really. I'm that kind of person like who, I'm a very chill, calm person. And it takes me so much to lose my shit. Like so much. No, it really does. But once I lose it, like, you're there. I'm looney tunes.

Yeah. But because it's only like, happened like three times in my life, I don't like to identify by it. Yeah. And I never accepted that it was, I'm like, but that's not me. But I like recently accepted like, if you push me to that point,

which will rarely happen, like, I will explode. Yeah, like I will. But that's like being a human. I will defend my family. Yeah. Yeah, like I will. Yeah, but that's like being a hero. I will defend my family. Yeah. Yeah. And I've recently accepted that about myself. Because I was lying.

I was like, I literally never get upset. I never get angry. I'm so chill. But you really don't. But is it healthier to be like a little upset all days? Like you don't, like one of my biggest takeaways from like a recent podcast that we've done is that you've never called does a name. So you are a good person. I feel like Craig could alphabetically list everything

I've ever called him. I don't think it's good about person, but I think I'm kind. And if I do explode, people deserve that. I feel like though, even when I explode, I'm fucking mean. You're being mean. But you've, okay, but you're like, I'm like, you think you're being mean. I'm, you're like, that was so mean. I'm like, not really.

Do you think when I'm mean, I'm not that mean? Yeah. But I'm kind of like, funny bitch. Like, I don't have to be sarcastic. I don't, I've never heard you say anything legitimately mean to anyone. Oh my god, that's not, you know, I've never seen anything mean to you before. Like, I've never mean to you. No.

No. You've never really been mean to me. No, we've never, yes. I love how we do it with each other, but you've never been mean to each other. You've never actually been mean to me. Like, we've never, in all of reality, we've been tripped each other, but that's our love language.

Which Craig actually just pointed that out. Like, the other day, he said something mean to me and I started laughing and he was like, you're sick in the head, but I realized that's your love language. So I sent this thing to Des about Bids. Have you seen that in TikTok? I sent him BID.

Like BID. BID. So bidding is like the key to a successful relationship. Like you know, a relationship is done when someone puts in a bid and the other to a successful relationship. Like you know a relationship is done when someone puts in a bid and the other person doesn't respond. So a bid is a bid for attention. Okay.

It literally could meet, like we're just sitting here and I go, wow that gigley squad sign looks really pretty. Yeah. And you in that moment. In that moment. Yes.

You can decide to go, it is. Yes. Or you can literally be like, like you'll ever not done see like a guy be like, the girl ignores her. The girl's like, that's like little things. Yeah.

So does I send it to him and he actually like agreed with it. Yeah. But now he thinks it's funny that when I do something, he'll go, you had enough bids today. I'll be like, because you're a gold and we're tree bar. So I'll literally like look at him and I'll, going for a kiss and I'll kiss me. And then I'll smile and like, going for a hug and be like, whoa, whoa, that was the beat for the day.

That was enough bidding. So then he's like playing hard to get with bids with me. So now it's a beyond a mind game, but that's how you keep your relationship lively. He's showing them stupid things and seeing if they pay attention. Yeah, so, but bids for attention is for real. Like, you know when you hate someone, like, even a friend. And like, they try to get your attention. You're like, bids for attention is for real. Like you know when you hate someone,

like even a friend and like they try to get your attention, you're like, I don't have it in me. I also saw this thing that if you started, if you like start dating a guy and he wants to change his style or he starts continuously asking you like, what should I do this shirt or this shirt and it's like little small things,

he's obsessed with you. Yeah. So look out, any of the giga-glers who are getting just got new, new relationship or anything, look out for them randomly buying new things or asking you every once in a while if you like this or that, deep down their obsessed with you.

It's actually so true because I'm not a fashion girl. I don't even know about my fashion. They want to look better for you. But that will be like, do you like this shoe or this shoe? And actually so true because I'm not a fashion girl. I don't even know about my fashion. Like, they wanna look better for you. But that's gonna look better for you. Like, do you like this shoe or this shoe? And I'm like, I'm fucking out. But that's what I mean. I do get opinions.

I'm like, I actually want my man to do that. Yeah. Cause I just want to feel like control over him at all times. So that's another thing. I love what I'm doing full front page news right now, but it's been real quiet with the Lizzo stuff. PR team is popping off. Silence.

Are you silent? Are we silent? She got Chris Kardashian on the case. I mean, because yeah, we've heard nothing. And then Beyonce, you know how she didn't say Lizzo's name in a song, then said like, I love you Lizzo in a song. Oh, I didn't hear that. She said, I love you Lizzo.

So like, Beyonce's come around. This is like serious lawyer shit that's happening right now. Yeah. Imagine if we had that power to get everyone to just like, I would love that. But that would mean we would be getting sued. Which it also, which kind of love. For ducks of me. She's like, but I can spell it on it. Okay, so sometimes our giggly squad, like our business stuff will go to my mom, obviously. And she texted me the other day and she was like, I think you and Hannah are getting sued. And I literally perked up and I was like,

oh my God, for one, and she goes, oh, just kidding, no, you're not. Oh my God. You thought we like made it. It's like, oh my God, what are we getting sued for? No, do not actually manifest that. No, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no story is definitely coming out. It's gonna come out. Yeah, and I can't wait to hear what it is. Taylor Swift must be enjoying this karma so much. Also, did you see the thing where it was Taylor Swift,

Margot Robbie and one other girl who was it? That like is literally holding America on their back. Oh, yeah. Who is the other person? The economy. Yeah. They generated billions of dollars for the US women in STEM.

I mean, because women are the ones. Women are the ones. Women are the ones who are purchasing, women are the one making decisions. Women are the ones sharing what they love. Men will literally go to dinner after a breakup and talk about nothing. Like I don't know if I follow one male influencer.

I just thought I found a lot of gay influencers. Gamer influencers. Right. Like I don't are there straight male influencers that are doing like their skincare routines? Or like, do you follow? Yeah, do you follow any YouTubers? Do you follow any guys that you're like, I follow him. Cody Co. Soley because I like how he dresses and I like to, I want to see what he wears.

No, no. So how do you pick her up in the morning? Honestly, if you said yes, I actually would have gotten an Ick. Wait, how do you pick her up in the morning? I just, I don't know, I look in the mirror, I try to shut down until I find something I like. Yeah.

Do you have a skin care routine? No, not at all. So what are you doing in the morning? Take a shower. If a guy on Instagram was like, oh, this is my skin care routine and he had great skin, would you ever be influenced, do you think, to be like, oh shoot, maybe I'll buy that on Amazon? Possibly. Guys buy those big dick pills.

I'd like the Vodegas to be my larger dick. And they have this testosterone commercial. This is so weird that you just said that because I just learned this weekend that the gas station is selling performance pills. I didn't know that was a thing. And every guy is like, what are you talking about,

you're having a lot to think. They sell it at... It's right there, there's only reasons. But I... But I think when you see performance, you assume it's lifting weights. I don't know if I've ever even clocked it. Guys, these are the things to market to men.

It comes from fear. They've just got a losing in their hair. They're dick, not performing. Yeah. And that's pretty much it. Really? So that's what the male in the street, where girls were afraid of so many more things.

No, I mean, being close. Plus, just being. Plus, we're afraid of men. Yeah, just walking outside in general. And we're like, I'm literally doing an Amazon live Thursday of an apartment tour. Half of the things are like things I lock my door west I have three devices to sell just on

Home how is the relaxator is to be a man just be scared of losing her hair and that's it and that's it When we're scared of everything plus the man that's losing his hair. No, I'm scared of losing my life On a daily basis So scooter brawn first of, if your name is Scooter, I don't trust you. Yeah. Because here's the thing, what's your nickname? And if it's Scoot, get out of my face.

Also, if Scooter isn't a nickname for another name, that's a huge problem. Like, is that his real name? Chris is on it. His son's just like, he's like, like, we treat Chris like we're an animal cruelty lab where he is a rat. He's just locked up and we go,

how does this feel? Chris is not, Scott. Scott Samuel Bronx. Oh, Scott off. It just be Scott. Yeah, that's, what are you running from? What are you hiding from? Scootering away from it. No, that's what are you running from what are you hiding from? Scootering away from it. No that I probably has a stupid story like you know when I was little

I couldn't say Scott Like I said skew you know my dad right before he got cancer Cancer he said scooter I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, Chad.

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That's the first thing. Scooter is a verb. But scooting is a verb. It's a noun verb. It's a verb. Wait, the nerve. It's a verb again. A verb is an action.

So scoot to scoot. But scooter, a scooter, actually, is an adverb. You don't know what an adverb is. You should turn from school. What is scooter? Is it a verb and adverb or a noun? Like what, with an E are a person plays her thing. It's a scooter.

Okay, but what is it a person's scoot? You know what? If you have to wander, it's not for me. If you have to wonder, if you have to guess. Also speaking of us trying to figure out words, we're gonna tease, we do have a very fun, big, exciting project that we're working on that. We don't know if we're allowed to tell you.

And we don't know how we got here, because it's a lot of admin. It's probably the most admin we've ever done, and we went to four years of college. For sure. And this is probably the biggest. But as far do you feel like, oh, this is what I went to college for this moment?

No. No. I've been sitting there and thought, how? Maybe I shouldn't have cheated so much in college. Yeah. How did I get here? I literally lied on my resume and now I have the job and I will cry. Like, I- So, Beijing, I were working on something which is fun,

but upsetting for us because we have to work. No, but literally something was due and we were like, wait, we forgot to do it. Finally, my college bestie, I'm sorry, my middle school bestie, Jeremy Allen White, who has won too many names, is like flirting with Alexa Demi on Instagram. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I think I've told the gig list this. No, you've never said that. I went to middle school with Jeremy Allen White. He was in my drama class. We were friends. And then I went to beacon and he started dating and he got married to the girl at beacon. And I know her.

So I'm basically the best friends with Jeremy Allen. She basically went to there wanting you to officiate at it. If I saw him in the street, I'd be like, dude, and he'd be like, I don't know if he was. He'd be like, I don't know if he was. No, but like right back. We'd be like, I'm like, We have two full years in middle school. And I feel like that's like.

How tall is he? Put him in your pocket. Well, in most school, put him in your pocket. Yeah, okay. But like, he's a Brooklyn guy. No, I'm scared to say that I'm obsessed with him because I don't want something crazy to come out about him. I know.

But I love him. I think him and Alexa Demi would be such a cool couple. But I would be like, I would be so hurt if I was his wife. Yeah. And Jeremy, I love you. And he's in like his prime and now they're getting divorced. I love that. But he's on Instagram, Outward Leafs.

Like do at least a Tom Brady and like go to hotel and try to pretend like you were leaving from different doors with him. It's giving like, when Chris, Pratt and Anna Ferris got divorced, I didn't love that. I don't know why that divorce really turned me off because I wasn't a massive fan of you there. Don't probably leave. It's giving, he's trying to make her jealous.

Maybe she cheated on him, people have said. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, she's gorgeous. Like, she was like the cool, gorgeous one, but then he blew the fuck up. Mm. But I do think...

See, I don't trust when the guy get, whenever the guy gets super famous, I feel like it's more like they get divorced, but when the girl gets super famous, like, there's no stories of like her leaving. No guys leave her. Yeah. And I don't like that.

Lady Gaga. Jeff Bezos. Buh. Ha ha ha ha. He sold books and now he runs the world divorced. You know, she was with him when he sold books. You know, it's like I don't know. It's giving like getting every guy. But you imagine how many Ix she had throughout their marriage.

No, like when a guy's becoming a doctor and right or like a lawyer and you're putting them through law school. And he's like guys being in school as an Ix. Like him speed like I have to study tonight. Gross. Like oh, you have to study figured out. You have to study. Just you know it. Like, you have to study, figure it out. You have to study. Just know it.

Him sitting down trying to put things into his fucking balding brain, figure it out. Know it or don't. Know it or don't. Know it or don't. Chris is so tall. I'm getting an egg of thinking about guys learning stuff. Like learning how to do stuff.

Someone showing them how to do stuff and then learning it is Why is that so It makes me think it's actually like thinking of a man reading and seeing having reading comprehension is an egg See the word and then it being processed into it. It's like you You're literally reading a word one by one. Into your brain. Sounding it out. Them sounding out a word.

No. That's just you. I don't think. Girlfriend, I'm just saying. Okay. So anyway. I don't respect. And when you are in a public relationship,

then you like outwardly commenting like fire emojis on other girls pages. I think it's like yeah it hurt me. It's very try hard. And I'm fine with him doing it. I just feel like hurt for her. Just like send a DM. Send a DM. Send a DM like me and Charlie. Yeah. Normal. Yeah. I also have been crazy to say and I don't know if I don't want to like my source, but I'm not going to ruin my source. Okay. But I found out that I know someone who had sex with army hammer. Stop.

Recently. Stop. And what? What? I was out the other night, and I was walking into a restaurant, and I thought that the, I walked in, I saw this like good looking guy to my left, my left so I quickly glanced and then in my head I was like, that's army hammer. And so then I looked again, it wasn't. But a full cold sweat came over me. As if I was going to get eaten right in the middle of the restaurant. He's just out here in these streets.

No, it's kind of like. I think he probably laughs at the whole situation because it's so insane that it's like funny like does he wanna murder them? I don't know if he wants to murder them, but he's definitely, they've, at some point people have said no and he's kept going. Oh, got it.

Like in sexually and like physically abusive. Got it. Got it. Not to everyone, but they all have these crazy wild, like brain wash, brain washing stories. Does he call them certain names? Like what do you mean? Like kitten? Like what do you mean? Yeah, like stuff like that, like little like nickname names. I can't remember from the documentary, but it was basically like he started out with all of them the same way. Just like love bombing, love bombing, love bombing, bombing Yeah bombing and they were all like yeah, this guy gets it. I'm amazing

Yeah, and then it turned into controlling like no where are you right now this second like to know so funny I've never been in a relationship where a guy is I've had a guy who's controlling like calls me all the time but never like where I'm at Yeah, you've never had a guy like Show up where you were and you'd be like how the fuck do you find me? Never, yes. I've never had a guy be like,

tell me where we are and I think it's cause, A, I don't party, you know, sorry. Right, and B, because like I can't be managed. Right, like I think the second a guy shows like a slightly amount of that, I'm not into it, we're some people. It's also a very terrifying feeling being somewhere and realizing that someone went through certain steps

to find out where you were. Well, the second showed up and then was is in front of you and you're just like, that's when the relationship was over. No, it's real like, I'll call my dad. Yes, that's it, I'm leaving. I'm going mad at him. I'm going mad at him.

I want to be somewhere and I don't want him there and he's there. I'm calling her, me him. To murder you later. I'm he's there. I'm calling her me. To murder her. Literally, I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police. But sometimes I think controlling relationships feel like he's so obsessed with me and I like that. Yeah, same.

But I've never had that. I've literally just had a guy who like wouldn't stop calling me and I was like, he's obsessed with me. Yeah. But like, he actually just wanted to know like that he's still. How obsessed with me. Yeah. But like, he actually just wanted to know like that he's still. How do you lead? Yeah.

Because I usually can you help me with my homework. And it was so time consuming. Yeah. You're like, this is a noun. It's also like so much admin to chase a girl down. Yeah. I cannot be controlling because I literally cannot keep up with that. I'm being controlled like, like, does I remember when we first started?

I'm too sleepy to check your location. When we first started dating, I was like, I'm gonna, I have a crazy day I can go and play golf and volleyball. I'll keep you posted and I was like, amazing. And he was calling me like, tell me where he is. And I was like, I don't want to know this information. I have enough on my plate right now. I don't need to know the score of your volleyball match.

Like Craig could share his location, and I'm not looking. I get in trouble because this is like, I told you where I was gonna be. How did you not know? And I'm like, I don't even fully read their text. I'm gonna be totally honest. Like, if you send me four text messages in a row,

I'm not reading them. I'm reading the last one. Grow up. Isn't it funny that we do text in the language that I know that you will comprehend it best? We either do voice notes or a very simple five to eight word text. Yeah, I feel like I come off really bitchy in text because I'm just like, okay, yes, no. Or I don't respond. I don't, you actually always respond.

I'm nice to you and text messages. I really care about you. I really care. I'm in your top eight. Yeah, of your phone. Yes. Am I in yours? I don't know how to do the top eight too much admin.

Oh, God. No, pinning conversations is such a game changer. I have to do that. Yeah, you do. Have you seen on Netflix, they're advertising advertising at hardcore at home with the furies? No. You know Tommy Fury. Wait. And Molly May? Yeah, so they're in it, but it's not about them. It's about his brother who's retired and was one of the greatest boxers of all time. And he's just like crazy character who has a family. This is why like I fucking switched my, I got my own Netflix and now I'm not even getting

like offered that when I feel like I'm their child, I'm Bambi's aunt. Like what? Wait, this is insane. No, that's insane. I almost didn't bring it up because I assumed you really watched it and. No, I'm literally watching it tonight.

It is so good. They're like a crazy, I haven't, I haven't watched it because I can't watch reality TV. Aren't they like supposed, like it's supposed that they're like in the like Irish mafia? Yeah, to an extent. But it just does know the family. Yeah, he knows all about them, but he's not associated with it.

Just a few minutes. Just putting it out there. So, I haven't watched it, but the promo's fucking insane. She's basically, like, he has depression, he has ADHD, he has bipolar, and once we figure that out, I was like, okay, I understand what's going on. And he's like, I wanna buy a private jet. This is his wife saying this.

And they have these really funny accents. I'm not gonna try. But she's like, why do you need a private jet? And he's like, I need a private jet. She's like, do you really need buy an island to get a private jet? It's like hysterical. And then they have like, wait too many kids.

And then Molly May and Tommy are like involved in the family. And it's like, wait, I can't wait to watch this. And she Molly May and Tommy are like involved in the family. And it's, I can't wait to watch the chat. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too.

And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too.

And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. And chat too. Older Zatti for sure is Zatti. Like 40s, 50s? Late 40s. But it's interesting because it's like him trying to have a real life after being this thing. And then she's like, he's like, oh, I have to go to,

I have a fight, this guy wants to fight me. And she's like, I thought you were tired. And he's like, I am. And then she's like, one's your flight to Iceland. And he's like, tomorrow. Oh. Did you watch the Johnny Man's L one? Yeah, oh yeah.

I actually really, really liked it. I loved it. I remember, Johnny Man's L was like during our college time, like I remember people talking about him. I don't remember. It's actually one of the saddest stories of sports. Like he was a freak athlete. He was a freak athlete.

He was gonna be like the greatest of all time. He did no admin. No admin, but it's also crazy because like, it's been like a while, and I always thought he was gonna be the greatest of all time. He did no admin. No admin, but it's also crazy, because it's been like a while, and I always thought he was gonna come back, and it's like hit that point where it's like, he's not gonna be sad too. It's kind of like, he self-sabotaged his whole life,

but the things that he would get away with, I was just like, wait, this is amazing. But you know what, he was before his time. So basically, for people who don't know, Johnny Manziel made his whole college relevant again. And when a college is relevant in football, that means they went into a totally different league because they went to a totally different league.

Like I told New Stadium, they get tons of donor money. They then get better academically. He basically changed the whole town. And they're making millions of dollars from him. And back in the day, college athletes made zero dollars. But nowadays, there's a rule that based on your likeness, you can make money. So what he did, he could have done a revolutionary. But it was legal.

So he was basically on the side signing stuff because he wanted to make some money. He lied and said that his family was like oil money. He just made it up and people just like believed it. He just, honestly, he had an addiction problem and it was never dealt with properly. He went to Miami one time and it was like game over. You know, it'll getcha. But also at the end of the day,

like he did incredible things. He didn't work out for a professional football. You feel bad for him. He wasn't happy anymore and I was figuring his life out, but he lived a crazy life. Also like, as someone who was, you know, an athlete, is playing professional sports for 15 years, always the happiest time. Right.

Maybe this wasn't what he was meant to do. I also want to show the other one I've untold about the cheating with steroids. I didn't see that one. untold about the cheating with steroids. I didn't see that one. Yeah, there's a lot of sports documents. This is a sports podcast. This is a sports, we're so exhausted. I'm so upset. Like I have a bone to pick with the NCAA, you know?

Them and the FDA can f***** kick rocks as far as I'm concerned. Literally. Anyhow. So anyway, we love sports. And thank you so much for giggling with us. We have Toronto coming up. as far as I'm concerned. Literally. Anyhow. So anyway, we love sports. And thank you so much for giggling with us. We have Toronto coming up. We just released more tickets for Toronto. Toronto, sorry.

And then Chicago. Oh yeah, I forgot. We're going back to Chicago. Yeah, and then what is the third place we're going? New York City. New York Funky City. November 9th. And then everyone's loving the No Note tab,

which we didn't even say this part. We've been doing over text though, no notes. Yeah. Everything I post people are saying no notes. It's so funny. No, I love saying it. I love saying it to things that I didn't read, like in text messages, and I'm just saying that back.

Just no notes. Yep. Obsessed. Thank you for giggling with us guys. We love you. Bye! Thank you for giggling with us guys. We love you. Bye!