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Episode Date: August 9, 2023

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I'm gonna go get some food. It's up, Giggler. Very big for Wi-Fi. Man, if I should be camping in it. Ha ha ha! I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello, my garbanzabeen gigglers. So funny that you just said beans

because I've been in like my bean era. You're in your bean girl era? Yeah, I've been eating just like straight up lima beans. Okay, you gassy bitch. Have you seen the pictures of Joe and Hell's surface saying, what's going on? What's going on? He's very skinny.

He's very skinny. I just like every now I can't even, it's, I can't even look at him because it's like every time I say that like I want to date someone it's just I don't get how this keeps happening. So was it just that one photo people are posting where he looks like he's on the no's epic. He looks like he's on a Zempek. He's also dressed like that.

I will that is the classic like style of a guy that I don't like. Like, I don't like that, like, I don't know, what would I classify it as? Like a Brooklyn hipster style where their pants are above their ankle and it's dress pants, but they're like not. Like, I hate that style. He could be a painter. Yeah, he goes to like slam poetry.

style. He could be a painter. Yeah, he like goes to like slam poetry. No, he like makes his own toothpaste. And his toothbrush is like a wooden brush and then it's like he made like the bristles. Yeah, and he has like different mugs and they're like they're like don't all match, but he's like it's quirky. It's like different mugs and like tea cups. He only drinks coffee from Nicaragua. Yes. He's like very against like Colombian beans, and he's only into like Nicaragua coffee that's like made by like a tribe of like just women.

He only wears jewelry that his friend who's a metal worker makes for him, customized. Yeah, customized rings that don't really fit. It's like all one size, because the guy doesn't have to like size it. And he spends like $400 on haircuts. To look like he's, parents don't pay his rent. Yes. He's not spending money on things you would like think he's spending money on.

He spends it on like stickers. And... Right. Like old albums. Yeah, like he's going to auctions for like old like first released like vinyls and stuff. And we'll bring a girl back and be like, let me show you my vinyl. She's like, I'm good. Yes.

I think I'll be fine if I don't see that. I think my day would be better. And he calls all shoes, moccasins. He cleans his whole apartment with olive oil. Yes. And like a little apple cider vinegar. Just a tinge. Also one other thing for the girlies,

I legit thought that I was dying the other day because I, well first off, let me just say this. I saw this TikTok, like I'm not kidding, like six months ago and it still haunted me where this girl thought that she was like getting her period really bad and then straight up her like uterus like fell out of her vagina. And I ever since that TikTok have been like really paranoid. So the other night I'm sitting on the couch, okay, Craig and I had just had sex and I'm

getting this like shooting pain in my stomach and I'm like, no, something's like, something's like not right. And I was like, oh, I'm just like, you know what? I'm just having like a period cramp. I'm sitting laying on the couch with tears running down my eyes, but I'm not saying. Like I'm not crying.

Craig looks at me and he goes, what the fuck is happening? Are you crying? Like are you in that much pain that you're crying? And I was like, yeah, but it's just like period pain. So I'm not like having a full cry. And he's like, girls are so fucking insane. I sat on the toilet. I'm for like 15 minutes.

I thought I was passing a kidney stone. I was screaming, crying hysterical. I started to get dizzy. I thought I was gonna a kidney stone. I was screaming, crying hysterical. I started to get dizzy. I thought I was gonna pass out, hit my head on the tub. I was gonna die. Craig was so nervous. I was gonna die. And that people were gonna think it was.

He was like, you should call your mom. You should tell your mom what's happening. And then I called my mom and she was just like, I mean, go to urgent care or something. But then it went away. But I do, I have to go to the gynecologist because something was not right. I was going to say your appendix, but both of our appendix have already burst. Humble brag.

Humble brag, we don't have appendix. We don't need them. I feel like a soldier that I survived my appendix. My appendix was during chat room. I was filming an episode and I thought that I had diarrhea. No, it's just like, oh god. No, it's one of the weirdest feelings. You like think you're, and then I'm sitting on a toilet

and I'm like, am I going to be one of those girls that like I didn't know I was pregnant? And like I just have a little baby. A little baby just plops into the toilet and you're like, oopsie. No, no, no. That's a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I was bloated, but only in the front of my body. Like, it was in my vagina. I'm gonna be honest with you, being a woman is, we don't know what half the things that are going on with our bodies yesterday, my boobs hurt so bad.

Mm-hmm. And I guess I was PMS-ing. But everything that happens, you're like, I could be pregnant. We gotta be like, hmm, this sandwich tastes good, I'm pregnant. No, I literally, then Craig put on this show about like, in the Amazon, these like two different tribes of like monkeys

and how they like fight against each other and like, there's like a war and there was like one of them and like, it was like, oh, this is Gus, like no one ever wants to play with Gus and I started crying hysterically because I was like, that's so sad that no one ever wants to play with them. And Craig was like I don't think I've ever seen you shed a tear for a baby or an animal in like the three years that I've known you. Leave gas alone! Like and I couldn't stop. He's like I bought you a penguin that you've never checked on. Well the penguin penguin was a scam. Yeah, that was a scam. I was bike riding today.

And speaking of pain, bikes hurt my pubic bones so bad. Like, you know how you have orbital bone issues? I have pubic bone issues. I don't know if my pubic bones too big, too small. It's like, why can't you soul cycle? Does no one else's pubic bones hurt? Yeah, I can't do it. But then I think like, where were you going?

I was going to play tennis, and it was a fun bike ride there, but the bike ride back, the wind was so strong, I was going backwards. I almost started crying. And then Des was driving, because he was going to some, like, doctor appointment, and he just started laughing and passed me in the car, and I was like, this is so fucked up.

And you're texting me, like, bitch, I'm ready to record. And I'm like, I'll be there 20 seconds. Like the wind. I'm so bad at bike riding too. Like, you think I am, I literally felt like a two-year-old. We go on a bike ride this weekend. That would be so fun. I would love to wake up Sunday morning

and bike to get ice coffee. Speaking of ice coffee. Yeah. This bitch, this of ice coffee, this bitch, this three-year-old bitch was walking in town, looking me up and down with an attitude, holding an ice coffee. And I was like, how young is too young to give children ice coffee?

I'm like, what is she stressed about? Is she paying taxes later today? What does she have to get done? There's no way there was real coffee in it. It seems like an ice coffee where she was like, I have to do my Legos later. I have so much work in it. I have the Easy Bake oven. I have a clean my Easy Bake oven from that party I had.

I actually don't think we talked about this on the pod. We talked about it at a live show, but Kristen Bell and Dax, giving their kids non-alcoholic beer. I feel the same way about that as I do about giving kids coffee. Like I just feel like that's something that they don't need to get the taste this young because it's not, like beer, coffee, and wine is not a taste that you

just tasted one day and you're like oh that's so good you have to like keep having it and like get used to it and then you're like oh this is I still can't drink black coffee I still need like the sweetest wine ever I'm a literal child I still can't drink beer like I can have maybe like a few sips of a corona in line, but other than that, I'm like, I can't. That's why giving your kids non-accoholic beer, it still tastes like shit. Give me the fucking grape juice.

Give me the apple juice. I fucked that shit up when I was a kid. Give me that like, um, what is the juicy juices? And what's the fruit punch one, the high? High C. Give me that high C. Inject me with high C. I get Apple juice a lot more now because of you.

Because I like forgot about it. Like sometimes you forget how fucking good Apple juice is. It's very sweet, but it's very bad for you. So I recommend you guys buy this thing on Amazon. It's called Sport T. Have you heard about Sport T? No. It's like this T that like someone who climb Mount Everest apparently drank.

Oh, okay. And it's T, but it's so like lemony and citrusy, it's almost taste sweet. But they're sugar. You drink a cold or hot? So before I go go to sleep and I I take my emotional support water bottle and I put the tea in it And I put it in the morning when I wake up just like gasping for water because I haven't drink water since 1992 I pull it out and I drink it and it's so fucking good because my problem is with coffee. Yeah. I'm getting the works. Yeah. I'm getting vanilla. I'm getting the cold foam on top. I'm getting whole milk. I might get a caramel. So I feel

like that's like a fake. That's you and Craig are the same. That's like a fake coffee. That's not. Um, sorry. That's a dessert. That's a dessert. It is a dessert, but like I'm trying to have fun. You live one life, I'm like, why would I? And then does drinks coffee no sugar? He's an adult. I know.

He's done, he's done here. What's your coffee order at Starbucks? I used coffee with whole milk, no sugar. Actually speaking of our newsletter, I will in our next... I'm so... we're newsletter girlies. No, I just like a throwback because I I don't even know where we came up with the idea. Someone messaged me they were like, are people doing newsletters? Yeah, we are. You've been wanting to do a newsletter for a while. In our next newsletter, I'm gonna put my smoothie recipe,

but I will have a legit recipe, but I'm gonna tell you everything that I put in it, and each one, I'm gonna take a picture of each one of my vitamins, and I'll send it to Grace so that she can link the exact vitamins that I throw in my smoothie each morning, because I'm not kidding. My smoothies each morning have changed my life.

How? Like in terms of your energy? Yeah. We are officially starting a newsletter. We've wanted this for a really long time. And you're like, Hannah, page, you can't read or write. Why would you start a newsletter? Well, so many times after episodes, you guys will be like, what's that thing you talked about? I like that thing. What was page wearing? What was Hannah wearing? So I know not to wear it. And I feel like it's a perfect thing for each week. Once a week, not annoying, to give you just a lay of the land

of like, stuff we're loving, stuff we're watching. It's a recap. It's a mental health moment to get the week started. And it's like super simple, just super fun. And it's so that the gigglers have less admin. You don't have to go back to the pod. Rewind, where did they talk about that? Let me remember that.

Let me write that down. No admin for you. It's going to be all right there in your email. And also give us feedback if you have any notes. We prefer that. No notes. But if you do have them, we also have a hat out because you guys went nuts over no notes, which I think is going to, it's my favorite thing to

say. So we have a hat for no notes out. And if you want to subscribe to the newsletter, get the hat, go to giggly-squad.com. Also, final housekeeping. I'm going through a transition with Burning and Hell. She's positioning. Yeah, what? No, what I'm obsessed. I think it's so good. Well, the problem is, is that like, I'm traveling so much in the next couple of months. I also feel like the gigglers and the little devils are so fucking funny. Yeah. Like, you ever just look at the comments and you're like, these bitches.

Sometimes? Sometimes in my DMs, like, I had this one girl who was DMing me multiple things about something and then the last DM was like, sorry to be a creepy hinge date and just blow up your DMs. It was just so funny though. So hilarious. So I've been wanting to do a pod where people can submit and voice memos, so I figured out how to do it and I think I I'm gonna do it with Dez. I love that. And the name of it is so good.

It's called Burnerphone. Go to Burning and Hell. It's slowly turning into Burnerphone. The first episode just dropped with Dez, so go listen to it. No, I think it's a great idea. Thank you. So be fun. The Googlers also, also like they have some crazy

Stories. Yeah, like they were telling me about beige flags. It's advice stuff embarrassing moments Like we'll see where it goes and I think eventually we can do some of that with giggly squad, too It could be fun. I was on TikTok and I saw this TikTok. Have you ever heard of the Batch The backdil test backdil test, have you ever heard of it? Yeah, I studied it in college. I was a women's studies minor. Wait, I'm fascinated. Okay, so basically it's not like a thing that all movies like, oh, you have to like pass this test or anything,

but it's basically if a movie passes this test, it's two female leads having a conversation in the movie that doesn't have to do with a guy and like no movie passes it. Like one of the examples that was like all of the Harry Potter movies, none of them pass that. There is no female lead characters having a conversation that does not have to do, yes, talk about a man. Yes.

Which I just think is so crazy. conversation that does not have to do. Yes, you got a man. Yes. Which I just think is so crazy. Yeah, but these are the little things that you don't realize is in our media that makes us have internalized misogyny and like the patriarchy just fucking. Now I'm all worked up. And I feel like as women, I do feel like I talk about guys the majority of conversations I'm having with my girlfriends,

not all of them, but like, yeah, we're going to talk about what's going on with our way of friends. But the thing is so do men. Men are talking about girls all the time. They just don't show that in movies, because it's from a male perspective a lot of the writers. Right. And I feel like it's more accepted to be like, oh, girls are always talking about guys because we're literally taught to talk about guys in everything that we see. And

so I just thought it was like so. I was also very high when I was watching this. And I was just like, no, but I love this because we've been passing the Bechtel test so far. We talked about newsletters. We talked about little kids with ice coffee. I mean, this is why this is from this podcast. This is the Bechtel test podcast. Wait, next time we talk about a guy, we have to be like, oh no, we didn't feel we didn't pass the Bechtel test. What's so interesting about it though is a lot of people didn't think that like women's stories, people would want to to watch like women would be multifaceted and then now like people are realizing how like even Barbie like people would never think Barbie would be a movie that

sells and it's the top selling movie. Now I can't think of the name. I think it's called she said. Did you watch that movie about the New York Times like writers? I didn't but I want to. You have to watch it. I think it was like one of the best movies ever. Well, one I liked all the actors in it,

so I'm more prone to a movie when I feel like I'm down with the actors. It was so good. And it was all about, I mean, all women basically broke the whole scandal, like started to break it with their articles. About Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein, yeah.

This is the thing, when you're a girl, and all you learn growing up is like the boys are busy like with businesses and creating things and solving problems, and the girls are busy chasing boys, does not healthy. No. And that's why the Vectil Test is the ultimate de-centering man from your life. Yeah, no it really is. I love that for us.

And the thing is, it is obviously so much fun to sit down and like gossip about dudes. It totally is. And they're doing it too. It's just in the media. It's so lopsided and it's not. It's okay. I do feel like guys talk about women for sure.

But I genuinely don't think they talk about them for as long as we talk about Well, they don't men don't like understand details. No, they don't. They're stupid. It goes like they would never explain a date Like the way we would explain a date. They'd be like she was she was fun. She was there. She left in my joke. She's so funny She was there. I was there, it was good. Speaking of a man, I'm in the car with Daz, I don't know why he searched Harry Italians in podcasts, I think he was looking for a joke, he's working on a bit, I don't know why he did it. And he goes Hannah, and I was like what?

And he goes, do you know if you search Harry Italians in the podcast app, Giggly Squad comes up. Wait, can you search right now? I want to see if it's just like my weird algorithm. Go to the podcast app, search Harry Italian. Someone's fucking with us. Harry Italian. That's Italian.

That's Italian. Number two. Hannah? We're literally number two after a legitimate show that's called Harry Bikers and then Giggly Squad. Okay. Wait, what the fuck, Hannah? Part of me's proud. So anyway, shout out to all the Harry Italians that are listening and all the hairless

blondes we were accepting you into the cult. Oh man, that makes me honestly really proud. I have a crazy story I learned, I'm breaking the... I'm talking about a man but like, to story about a woman and a man. Now I'm a paranoid. Okay, so, does has a friend John Bishop not related just He's British he's from Liverpool and he's like a very famous comedian in Liverpool

When I tell you I cannot understand this man when I was speaking to him I started doing like hand movements like I was like podcasting and it's just like how do you speak English? Why are you doing sign language? I'm like well? I can't understand his ass and he's like oh I'm going to go and I was like, Henry speaks English. Why are you doing sign language? And I'm like, well, I can't understand his ass. And he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and I was like, that was not English. Can I tell you that this exact same thing happened to Craig literally this past weekend? And he goes, I blame you because all you do is run around

and do different accents and like copying people's accent. And I think that Madison from Southern Charm has one of the best accents I've ever heard in my fucking life. So, sometimes I'll just say really mean things to Craig, but I'll say I'm in Madison's accent because it sounds like I'm a servant. Please. accent because it sounds like I will literally skin you from limb to limb. I will burn you and your family and then have you over for tea. Sometimes I know your mother wish she never burst you. Bless your little heart. Look, I love everything about you except your brain and your looks. I think that you're not pretty, you're not physically fit.

There's no redeeming qualities about you. And I don't know why you're here. No, she just like, she can say the meanest things ever, but like it sounds funny in her accent. You've embarrassed your entire family just existing. And I hope, bless your heart, I hope, that you don't have a child. I hope for humanity's sake, you never procreate. I really hope that your husband gets a little snip because that would make everyone in town feel much more safe. feel much more safe.

No, I was doing Madison's accent in old school at Giggly Squad days. We loved, we always loved Madison. I love Madison. So Craig is in Charleston and he's doing a meet and greet and this girl walks up and she has like a really thick southern accent. He thought she was doing a bit. And as she's talking, he immediately like mimics her accent and talks back to her. And in his head, he's like, oh my god, like I got to just like walk it off.

And he said like in his head, he was like, fuck you page. Like I would have never done this if you don't, if you weren't like running around doing accents all the time. So Becca, when I visited Arkansas, had to sit me down and say, you cannot copy people's Southern accents because it's coming across rude. When they say, how y'all do it? And you go, how y'all do it?

She was like, it's not nice. But like, I, I feel like if someone, if I met someone, and they started making fun of the way we talked, I don't think I'd be offended. I think I also, I wasn't making fun of them. It's just if you're gonna come up to and be like, hey Hannah, how y'all doing? I'm not gonna be like, good, how are you?

Right, right, I'm not a robot. It's human nature to be like kind of a, it's called like code switching. Yeah. But it's basically like you want to mirror what they're doing. But I came across like I was making fun of Southern people and I was like, sorry we won the war. Don't come for me. I just think Southern accents are so like, did you see that viral tick-tock of like the

little kid asking a sister if she even knew what a jelly bean was like English. No Southern people are so fucking funny. So funny. Like I feel like I'd be funnier. We'd be funnier for you to Southern accent. Oh my God. We'd be we'd have a residency in Vegas. We'd have a residency. So anyway, the story of this Liverpool man I couldn't really understand what the story was So I'm gonna give you guys the brief like synopsis, but it was so fascinating He's very successful comic and John Bishop. I'm sorry if I ruined the story, but I just think people will enjoy Imagine if I forgot the story

Imagine if I forgot the story. I'm not all either. Okay, so long story short. He's 35 and his wife is divorcing him. I like, she's like, I don't know who you are anymore, but I'm just not into this. I think they might have had kids at that point. Regardless, he spends months just like lost, depressed, and he was like a marketing guy. And I think he like wanted to do an open mic, like a stand up open mic, and he goes in,

and he's funny, and he does well. Fast forward, he like a couple months later, he's like doing pretty well, he's at some clubs, and he tells this joke about his wife and then he looks into the crowd and his wife is there. Stop! His wife randomly went into a comedy club, didn't know he was doing comedy and he's on stage and they lock eyes. So he's like, fuck, fuck, this is bad. She walks up to him and she goes, along these lines, I missed this man. Like this is the guy I love.

And they got back together and he's a cop. The most famous comedian in Liverpool, he's huge now and they have a happy family. And he just needed to find his way. And she had to like leave for him to like hit rock bottom without her. Yes, and I'm not saying to get back together with your exes, but it is an interesting thing where like he was not happy with himself and he took the time to kind of like find what

brought him joy and then I okay, meant to health moment. You know, everyone's like don't care what people think. Yeah. I don't think that's actually the's like, don't care what people think. Yeah. I don't think that's actually the line, because like obviously we all care what people think. It's that when you really know how you feel about yourself, people will think differently about you.

Like you're the one that's in control. Like, for example, I was biking today. So we all think you're going on the tour de France Biking today, so you are a biker. This is a bike podcast. This is a biking podcast And I was I remember some guy like what really way past me and I was like kind of insecure I was like oh my god. He's going so fast and then I was like no, I'm acting insecure I'm on a leisurely stroll Yeah, I'm gonna be come like I don't care and then I realize it's what you put out that affects what people see

Like you can try not it's not tricking people, but you can When you really are in your power like did you see that? Influencing people around you today's like the most powerful data manifest Yeah, so write down everything. Oh, no, why did I immediately get scared because we always manifest the wrong things? I do have to say nothing gets rich kids, but like, no. In the summer, you really see who has money. Yeah. Like, it's some people I'm like, it's a lot. It's been four weeks. Yeah. Yes. I feel like this summer in particular, I've looked at a lot of, and I'm not even saying like rich kids.

Like I've looked at a lot of young couples and just like random people that I, you know, like I know and I'm like, they have foot-only fan accounts. Yeah, like where are, is your money coming from? Because I know during the winter you're not at like a job. Also they'll come back and then next week they're in Portugal. They'll go again. No, that's been the craziest thing. I'm like it's one thing to go and stay, but to buy that flight back and then another flight there, you're like time traveling at that point. No, my mom.

I think our parents are very traditional. We're like, I think when I first was like going to do something with does, she was like, that's for your honeymoon. Yeah. You don't like you do that. And so then my parents are all confused when they see like people who aren't married going on these extravagant trips, but it's like, go for it. Like I support it.

My thing is like traveling is exhausting. I get so much anxiety. And only being away from butter, the outfits, it's insane, the admin, but these people are good at it. Like they know all the restaurants to go to. There are some influencers that I watch, and I'm like, how did you pack for that though? How did you have that perfect little top that goes with that?

That like how did you plan all of that? I'm wearing the same three things. Yeah, I'm like this is unrealistic. Even if I do pack other stuff, that was a different girl in my head I packed for because Hannah in real life wants to wear something comfortable. I'm not wearing the tight corset that I packed for because Hannah in real life wants to wear something comfortable. I'm not wearing the tight, you know, corset that I packed to dinner. No.

And anything like in the summer that I'm like, oh I'll wear like pay on sir like, no. I want to be like a drag. Oh god, like jeans? No. No. I need to breathe. Speaking of breathing. Breathing.

It's my birthday next week. Well, Saturday. Saturday. Sorry, this week. I don't know what's going on. I've already purchased your birthday gift and I'm so anxious for you. Like because I was looking at like a bunch of different ones and I was like which one is the most Hannah and like which one is She gonna be like oh my god the Which one would make me want a vomit? Which one would I never use but that Hannah would get a kick out of it But you are good at shopping for me because I'll be like is this good and you're like I can see you with that

No because I feel like there are things that I like that. I'm like, ooh, for me because I'll be like, is this good? And you're like, I can see you with that. No, because I feel like there are things that I like that I'm like, ooh, that's cool and quirky. That like, it doesn't go with anything I have or something that I'm like, oh, Hannah will wear this like in Lori's side with like a long skirt and like, sandals and it'll look really cool. Oh my God. No, I for sure see stuff that I'm like,

I can never pull that off of Pedro, it looks so good in it. When we create merch, our meetings are so funny because I'm very obsessed with Y2K90's vibe right now. And page is obviously like classy elevated. We have some limited to merch coming for the Hanna's. We're just like in a creative space right now. Yeah, I'm very in touch with my creativity recently.

I tried Lemmy Gummies. Oh, what do you think? I've tried a few of them. They taste really fucking good. Do they work? I have no idea. But that's a great candy. They taste a little too good, OK?

I mean, I was a fan of Flintstone gummies as a kid, swipe up. I don't know why anyone would take vitamins not in gummy form if you can. Like gummies are so fun. And I like the texture. They're cool. Are you in like gummies are so fun. So fun. I like the texture. They're cool Are you in like your vitamin era like are you?

Are you taking a One of them like once every day or you're just trying a nice I take pros act and that's really the only vitamin one needs I Think that I'm a multivitamin girlie, and I will buy a multivitamin, and I travel so much like I never get in the hang. People don't talk about that, when you have crazy travel jobs,

it's so hard to get in a routine. I mean, I forget my pro's act all the time. Also, I just can't really take, I can't take pills. Like if I have a headache, yeah, I can take two Advil, but I can't take pills. Like if I have a headache, yeah, I can take like two Advil, but I can't take like vitamins or big. And like, I just,

you literally deep throat every night, and you can't take one little pill. No, I literally make myself gagged. I'm like, oh my God, you're new at, move forward. Even when I take Tylenol, everyone, if you ever watch me take Tylenol, people, what's your problem? I have to pull my head all the way back. Like I have to put it in the back of my throat,

take a sip of my water, and then throw my head back so that it falls back because I can't do it. You are so dramatic right now. So dramatic. You're gonna die. I'm a monster. I dry, I dry take it. You.

Hannah, are you kidding me? No, because when I would play tennis every now and then, like, I'd need an ad bill or something, I'd be like, go. But occasionally when you dry take it, it gets, you know, when it gets stuck in your chest. Yes. For like nine hours a year.

Ah! Like it's still there. Like I, one time, God, it stuck in my throat in high school, and I literally went to the nurse and I was like, I'm gonna suffocate. She was like, it's not there. Like I, one time, got it stuck in my throat in high school and I literally went to the nurse and I was like, I'm gonna suffocate. She was like, it's not how it works. I was like, call a doctor. No, the key is to like, I mean, this is the problem.

They're like longs, you can't have a go in the wrong way. It has to go in the long, the long ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a Bob sled. Yes. But you just have to get a lot of water and give it a gulp like you're doing a shot. And just something about it, I can't do it. I love how you took 17 shots this weekend, but you can't take one tiny pill of a multivitamin.

Actually, I was even more ratchet than that. I drink like Red Bull Vod because all weekend, Like it's disgusting rodent that I am. Oh God. I know, I don't know why I did it. I don't know if multivitamins work. I know they probably do. I just don't know. I'm actually on a very good vitamin, like,

regimen. I'll put it in the newsletter too, like with my smoothie, all my vitamins. I feel like if you take too many, you start to feel geriatric. Yeah. I feel like if you take too many, you start to feel geriatric. Yeah. I feel like Monday's we take this. Yeah, like I did.

I got seven pounds. Like I did buy like a pill container from Amazon. And I was like, and it came in the mail and I was like, it's giving, diabetic, like it's just, it's giving, I don't know. It was just too much. I was like, I'm not 85 years old. I don't need to be putting my vitamins

in all these Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, like. Part of it is sometimes less is more. It's with your face. How much stuff do you have to put on your face before it starts being like, okay. It's too much. I did hear that Rosehip is very good You have to put on your face before it starts being like, okay. It's too much. This is, yeah.

I did hear that Rosehip is very good for my sensitive combination skin. So I might start using Rosehip. Wait, I used to take those. You can take like Rosehip oil, yeah. Oh wow. What do you think of Fish Oil? I take it. I take a B vitamin and Fish Oil and magnesium and then my neutral.

Did a doctor tell you? Yes. What happens if you don't take it? Nothing, it's not like, I mean, the thing with vitamins is like you have to be taking vitamins for like four months to see any like benefits really. And it's like helping things inside your body that like you wouldn't even know, you know. Wow, so definitely I would love to see those

vitamins in your in the newsletter but also everyone don't listen to it like remember we told you not to like take birth control. This is pages specific regimen if you use it and like a lake starts growing out of your stomach do not sue us. I mean, it's just like, they're like generic vitamins. It's not like I'm like telling anyone to like take seven laxatives and then like do some cocaine, you know. Tommy T was so fucked up and no one's talking about it. Wait, what is?

Tommy T. No one talked about it enough. Tommi T has been real quiet lately. I want the documentary of Tommi T. When I was dying on the toilet, because I was literally passing a kidney stone, or God knows what was happening to me. All I kept thinking was, if I call my mom and tell her,

she's gonna be like, I told you not to be putting cast or oil on your stomach every fucking night, but you wanna listen to me. So I was like scared to tell her But whatever I'm gonna go to the gynecologist. We're gonna figure out what that was. I literally thought my uterus was coming out This is the problem with getting older too like you have to make time for doctor's appointments when do people make time for doctor's appointments? No, I've been dreading it because I also hears the other thing. I don't want to go into the gynecologist and be like, Oh, by the way, I went off my birth control and her be like, who told you to do that?

And maybe like Hannah. She's like, first of all, Hannah's not a doctor. Okay. My, I call her my vaginista. My friend is a gynecologist. My mom's friend. I used to text a speech all the time to be like, hey, I have a birth control, can I have more?

Like, I would, I would lose it. Yeah. She was like, you need to get your shed together. I feel like it's not that easy for whatever reason to find a good gynecologist in New York City. I don't know why I feel like that. I want there to be like, like, Zogdog is amazing. I want there to be like more dating at format.

Like you swipe through. Literally. I wanted to be more dating at format. I want to answer in questions. What's your favorite hobby? At a party, where are you? Are you by the dog? Or the chircuterie.

I want to see what the inside of the office looks like. I want to know, how many doctors are in there? Is it all women? How many patients? What's your specialty? For whatever reason, when I do think Zock-Dock is amazing, but sometimes I'll make make appointments and I'm like I'm this same this same right yeah, I'm gonna some sketchy ones where I'm like do you need to call my pharmacy and they're like no

Like do I need a parent present? Who's like what how doctors are the people in the world who literally don't give a shit about you the most. And they're supposed to be the ones who are helping you when they walk in, they don't even make eye contact. They're like a fuck boy. They're 40 minutes late. Yeah, they're like, this is routine.

They're like walking in already washing their hands with like, and I'm going to find it a little bit because I'm like, okay, you know, what happened in the room before that like you're immediately washing your hands now. And then my favorite thing is how they ask you these questions so casually. And I'll know where they're like, are you depressed? And I'm like, yeah, warm me up a little before you just go for the jug. But also I don't, they're like being serious and I don't know if they're kidding. Like whenever I get the like, are you, do you think you're depressed?

Like question. I'm always like, yeah, but who isn't? Like you what the crazier thing is if you showed me five people who came in here and answered that question with no answer. Yes, yes, obviously yes. Next. Also when they asked me if I smoke, I say no. And they always make me feel like I'm lying

or like I feel like I'm lying. I feel like they think I have a jewel like hiding up my butthole. Well, because I usually am lying. Make it center for your business. They'll be like, weed and I'm like, no. And they're like, jewel and I'm like, no. And I'm like, why are you making it?

Like I grow marijuana. Yeah, they make it feel like you're a legit drug addict and drug dealer. I know. It's kind of like whenever I walk through the airport, I feel like I did something wrong. You think that you have cocaine in your pocket. You're like, I've never done cocaine,

but why is it in my pocket every time I'm at the airport? I know. Also, every girl with a DHG bag is like shaking since your story. I went through it again in the airport using that bag in Canada. I was really testing the waters and I was fine. You're? But I will say in Canada, when my bag was going going through the guy that was looking on the camera My bag was in there and he looked over to be like whose bag is this and then I think he saw me and then he like what let it go through It's like she's she can't handle the admin taking this plane down

Not her also growing up in New York. I was like obsessed with Snapple. The Raspberry IC. Are you kidding? The Peach IC, are you kidding? And then they have a little fun facts. They didn't need to do that. Actually, Snapple, it has their like, version of a road trip going on right now. It's called a road sip.

They're kicking it off in New York on Tuesday, August 15th, at the Oculus Plaza in the financial district. And I'm going to actually be there partnering with them. I'm so excited. I'm going to be there vibing, drinking, chugging. It's just iconic. It's so New York and it's like a fun way to celebrate the summer. So come through Tuesday, August 15th at the Oculus Plaza.

I also, before we get to Lizzo, because we haven't even touched. There's a way to find out who is stalking your Instagram. How? Like, you know, when you see just like a random username, and you don't know who it is, you take that username and you put it into like, the login for Instagram and it'll say, you say, forget password and then it'll show you the ending of the email address that they use connected with it.

So you have to have a hunch that you know who someone's fake Instagram profile is and then if you take their username, say, forgot password, it'll show you like part of their email address and then you can kind of see if it's, but what if the person made up like a fake email address? Like if you're making a fake profile, you should be making a fake email too. If you're really going to troll, you should troll. It's not the best advice I've ever given. Like if you want to be a diabolical and evil, I'll show you how to be diabolical and evil. You're like

You're like you're playing checkers. I'm playing fucking chess bitch. You're like that is stupid You're gonna make a fake profile and use Hannah burner at gmail.com. Yeah Just came for my throat you would get us caught we murdered someone, you would get us fucking caught. You're so... Like I saw it tick-tock and I thought it was smart. I don't even have a fence though, which is like... But I'm like, I shouldn't. I just... I don't even have a fence. No, it's better.

I haven't had my fence done a while either. And it like... It's better to know how to play. It's cleansing. Okay, let's talk about Lizzo. I mean, where were you? Where were you? Oh my God, I think I messaged you about it.

Did I message you? I just, you know, those like zeitgeist moments, like when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, I haven't felt like that since that. Yeah. This made me feel like I remember being like, oh my God, I have to talk about this because it's giving Chrissy Teigen

and that like everything she represents, people are coming for her for. But I'm very open-minded in this. I need to get the research. Okay, what would you say in particular, your open-minded about? Like your open-minded about hearing her side or your open-minded about like,

let's not immediately cancel, let's listen, then cancel, or like what? When you actually look at the report, it's a lot of like her, the like head dance lady, who was being wild, like trying to get people to convert to her religion or something.

Yeah. We're in entertainment, like part of entertainment is like you go out after. And like I do, like maybe these people like felt uncomfortable. Like I think there's possibilities that a lot of things are true here. But the whole like disgruntled employee going after the person with money, like has happened before.

Right. I just try to think both sides. Like could Lizzo be a huge asshole? Yes. Could these people kind of like not like her and she did some fucked up stuff and now they're suing her ass to make money? Yes.

That could be true too. I just feel like so many men have probably done so much worse. Right. I think there's always like two sides to every story. I think the fact that she hired that like really intense lawyer. Not a good book. It's not a good sign just in terms of like she was probably like, okay, I need to be the most protected ever.

It's, you wanna know what? It made me sad because there are so many things like, I feel like in the world that like give women specifically like hope on certain things and then it's almost like it gets like torn out from under us. So Lizzo represented being you can be whatever size you are and like look beautiful and be cool and be successful and confident and do all these things and she kind of like ripped the rug out of everyone.

I also, my thing with like the online stuff is that it went from her being like the greatest to suddenly everyone being like she's the literal devil where I don't think either is true. I think that people are nuanced. Right, I agree. She might be a bitch and that kind of sucks. You know how we talk about toxic positivity?

Yeah. I feel like there is a toxic, women support women, feminist thing that the people that are hardcore saying that are the ones that don't want other women to be successful. That's actually so fucking true. It's like when guys say they're a good guy, you're always like, why would you say that though? Like obviously.

Right, like you don't have to tell people. It's like when girls are like, I support other women. I'm like, you have women chopped up in your basement. Like, what are you doing? Honestly, I feel like I might even be guilty of it a little bit. Where like I will always be like, well, I'm a girls girl. But I always feel like I have to preface it because most girls aren't, so I have to be like,

if you're not want, like if you are going to side with the boys, like, go now. Because I'm not going to. Not to get deep, but like, I wasn't very, I went to some astrologer or someone and they were like, you're not very connected with your feminine energy. Oh my gosh. Because when I when I was younger because you learned that when you're with your masculine energy you're like winning you're actually and women to me were like I was playing against them. They were I had a competing exam. So it was all of my masculine energy. The second I hit my feminine energy I was creative. I was loving, and then I was collaborating.

And like a truth is, a lot of... I love being a girl. I love being a girl, and I thought to be successful, I had to be in my masculine energy. But when women collaborate, aka Gagli Squad, we are so much stronger together, and I learned so much from women, and I really wasn't like that in my teens when I was just like forced to compete all the time and I was like suppressing my feminine energy. So like lean in. No, I love that.

I love when you meet, do you ever meet not like an older woman, but I mean like older than however you are now. Like it could even be, it's like five to 10 years. It could 15, 20, whatever. And you're just like meet a woman and you're like, I wanna be like you. Like I want to think the way that you think. And it like feels so, like I met a woman like not too long ago and we were like

talking about like business stuff. And I was just like, in my head, I was like, this woman's like so smart. And like I want to be like that in 10 years like I want some girl to be like oh my god she's so smart and like she's gonna help me and like it does feel good and then that like makes you excited to like have a daughter and like all this stuff but look if Lizzo is an asshole that fucking sucks. The thing is the things could be right Lizzo could be an asshole and people are also trying to like get money.

But I'm interested to see what happens. I do think her getting the guy who like defended Chris Brown is like a weird thing to do. Is that great? I feel like everyone this guy's represented was guilty. If you're like a mega, she's a mega superstar. Yeah. And a couple employees got together to be like, we hate you. You see how people can take things

and make it like she's the devil? I agree. When she's done like so much good, I don't know. I haven't made a decision yet. Let me tell you though, I'm not throwing away her shapewear. I won't do it. Her shapewear is so good. No, I won't do it. I'm just interestedwear is so good. No, I won't do it.

I'm just interested to see what happens. We have to get more information before we get hotter takes. But yeah, we'll definitely see how it unfolds. But how crazy. We literally had stopped recording last week. And then I got a text being like, did you see the Lizzo stuff? And I was like, holy Toledo.

No, it's insane. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us today. Well, sign up for a newsletter at giggly-squad.com. I mean, I have Paige's smoothie in this first one that's gonna go out. Let's put it out on Thursday. We love you so much, and talk to you later. Bye.

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