Giggly Squad - Giggling about Puerto Rico, punks, and girding your loins

Episode Date: June 1, 2021

Hannah is on vacation and Paige is a punk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up my geez? Oh, that's a good one. What's up? G to the eyes of the G. You know, it came to my head the other night. You know how like... Oh! You're head of your brain. Both. You know, like when we do our thing, you know, like when we take showers and we get into like our fake fights with people. Yeah. I started laughing to myself in the shower because this popped into my brain as a comeback. And I was like, Paige, if you ever said that, one, it would be hilarious.

And two, it would be so dumb. People would be like, what? One day, I just wanna be like, you know what? G's moving silent like lasagna. I started dying laughing. Wait, I was like, can't see that in fight because I'll automatically lose but like I had it my own. She's moving silence like lasagna.

So you're calling yourself a G. Yeah it was in silence. Yeah it was like in a fake fight with someone being like I don't know. No page. You don't use that in a fight. That's your new Instagram bio. Because I've never heard something more perfect for you. I don't know why.

Because it involves lasagna and saying something. Anyhow. Stupid. Hannah, how are you? You're away. I'm in position. Y'all, I'm in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. How is that? Someone made fun to me for how I said it.

I'm pretty sure that's how you say it. Puerto Rico. Yeah. I'm an old San Juan. Okay. Have you ever been? I've never been to Puerto Rico now. It's very, very beautiful.

I am eating my way through the stillness. I was just going to say I bet you're obsessed with the food. I am eating my plantains fried. My plantains matched, my plantains grilled, my plantains smashed, my plantains on my plantains. I'm eating all the plantains. I don't think I've ever had a plantain. Yeah. Do you know what a plantain is?

Is it yellow? It's like those like flat, yellow things. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever had one. It's a banana. Got it. Yeah, and it will come flat. Maybe I have had that. You definitely have.

Yeah, I definitely have. But they're fucking great. I love just eating new food, new flavors. Yeah, they're stuff is so good. And also the music here is so good. Like reggaeton is just bumping everywhere. So you're just like walking and then you're just feeling yourself next minute.

Like your booty just starts popping. Oh, I need to go to the beach. Yeah, the beach is beyond beautiful. The water is gorgeous. And there's like no fucking shells. Cause that's the worst when you just like are having, you're having a paradise type day and then you just let your foot and it's a murder scene

Yeah, and like I hate beaches that have like pebbles and rocks. No, it's like flour. Yeah, the sand It's gorgeous and then there's like peanut colladas everywhere. I had a peanut peanut collada in a pineapple. Oh My god see I'm like a very very daiquery girl Okay, yeah, okay, they can make that fordackery girl. That was pretty fucking dark. Okay. Yeah. Okay, they can make that for you. Thank you. They can make that for you.

Also, I'm a little worried about today. Why? Does once they go to the rainforest? Hmm. Are you gonna do that? I was just gonna say slip inside. Are you gonna do what's that thing that you hold on? No, I'm not fucking with that.

No. What is that called though? You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, shit, we need the gigglers on lives to tell us what it is. The hang glider? Hang gliding. Yeah. It's not hang gliding.

But that's, but we know. We're talking about what we're saying. Yeah. It's the thing that I don't like the real. Yeah. I don't fuck with that. Like, I'll take risks. Like, I'll go on podcasts and, you know, hundreds of thousand people listen

and I'll just say random shit, we'll not go on one of those things. Yeah, I don't have like an adrenaline part of my personality. I get enough adrenaline from my daily high functioning anxiety. I don't need to my daily high-functioning anxiety. I don't need to spike it up with that shit of like near-death experiences. But I'm worried because he was like, I want to go to the rainforest and that feels like

camping to me. Yeah. And you know, we don't camp. No. Why would we camp? I've never. And I was like, I was like, sure. Like if you set it up, I'm like, I was going to fucking set up a rainforest visit.

Like that's really difficult. Yeah. Motherfucker set it up. Motherfucker is like's it gonna fucking set up a rainforest visit? Like that's really difficult. Yeah. Motherfucker set it up. Motherfucker is like, these are our stop points. I rented a car all this shit and I was like, you're going by yourself. It's just you too. Yeah, we're just exploring the rainforest.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Turn your location on. Because please just turn your location on for the day so I can just see, you know. I was like like why would you go to a forest that's raining? I thought you were going on like some type of like tour You know, we're like someone's like this is the rain forest So we were like at this restaurant and we asked like the best thing is just to ask the locals like what you do And she was like don't pay for one of those tours. It's not worth it

Just go to like these places in the rainforest and I was like, oh, hi. And he's like, this is a notification I love. Just like, figure it out as we go and I'm like, I'm scared. Nobody talks enough about real compatibility. And that's vacationing together.

That's vacationing. You're so right. There are two things we're struggling with. One mother fuckers up at 6 a.m. No. Once again, the day started. Two. Yeah, he doesn't get tired either. So like I just want to sleep and eat. I eat and I sleep and I eat and I sleep and vacations are like very like go go go. So we're dealing with that, but I've been drinking coffee. I never drink coffee. I'm drinking coffee to keep up with him. Oh my god, Hannah, you love this man.

You literally love this man. I love pimples and coffee now. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I feel like I have legitimately broken up with people because I was like we're not compatible on vacation for myself. Well, some people like we're not compatible on vacation. For a while. Well some people like they're really good on vacation but I will say we have the same taste in like we love trying new food so we'll just like be driving and I'll be like what the fuck's that restaurant he'd be like oh that looks cool and it'll just turn in and like try some food. I love that. We we are getting very very very fat is what I'm trying to say, but it's like love rules and they hit

different when it's from love. So we just like cuddle together. That does hit different. But it is great because he passes out at like nine and then I have the remote control. So you guys are going to be together forever. But yeah, I'll keep you posted on the rainforest. Also, this is fucking crazy. So, you know, I was working with Southampton Animal Shelter. I was volunteering every week. We love Southampton Animal Shelter.

If you're a long island or New York and you want to get a pet, I fuck with them. So hard. They're amazing. So the way a lot of these shelters get animals is they'll get local animals that are stray or like someone gave them up. It's terrible. Yeah, but they also work with rescues and sanctuaries in the south

the Caribbean Puerto Rico So I posted my Instagram on I'm in Puerto Rico and They hit me up and they were like hey,, we know you work with Southampton Animal Shelter. We're the rescue. It's a pet sanctuary in Puerto Rico. And they were like, do you want to come by and see all the animals? And I was like, wait, the same literal dream. Wait, Hannah, that's so like, first of all, what a change of pace for you that you just now go to animal sanctuaries when you were like such a,

you were a one cat woman, a one cat woman. Well, it's just like, but there's not a happy about this. But I spoke to butter and I said, you are a spoiled bitch. Yeah. You have everything and these animals need my help. Okay. So why don't you something about yourself for a second? And she said she understood, but she's like, you know, knocks my drink off the table.

I want a babysit butter one day. Well, you could have been babysitter all week. I wish I'd have arranged that to see if I really want a cat. Do you think she's snuggled with me? I've seen... No. Oh. She wouldn't have fucked with you.

No. Not at all. No. But you can respect that, right? You can respect that. No, but you can respect that right? Yeah, no, I can respect that. No, for sure. We love a girl who's boundaries and But there's so many kittens that I'm like, oh my god I need to just like take it and put in page department just so she falls in love with it

but the crazy thing is is that these animals They had three mother dogs with puppies. So you know like one puppy you freak out. I saw 15 puppies yesterday. No, it's too much. I saw 15 puppies. And then they have the dogs and they have the kittens and I was posting all about it. And then they go, do you want to bring some animals back to Southampton? Well, I was like, wait, what? And they were like, we can give you like two carry-ons

and you're allowed to put a pet in each one if they're under 20 pounds. And I was like, am I saving pets lives out here? Wait, so have you just completely pivoted to now just helping every animal find a home? I'm an animal, an animal rescue right now. You're Jane Goodall. I'm Jane. Who is that again?

What did she do? She saved like monkeys. She talked to monkeys. Yeah, I'm Paw Patrol. I am saving animals left and right. But it was funny because someone messaged me on Instagram and they were like, wait, you and does went all the way to Puerto Rico to be on the beach

to go to animal shelters, which is. Do the exact same thing you're doing there. Exactly what you do. And I said, you found a volleyball. I mean, you were attacking me. I know you started a volleyball week. You found a volleyball. You attacking me. I know you started a volleyball week.

I said, worry about your own damn life, bitch. So, but Paige, like realistically, I'm not going to lie. I've had moments in this. You know, we've all had a hard year, very emotional year. And I've been like, do I start a kitten sanctuary in Puerto Rico? But then you'd have to move to Puerto Rico. Does that sound terrible? Yeah.

Hannah, you can't move to Puerto Rico. OK? I understand that you're having fun on vacation. But I feel like there is that every time you go on vacation with a guy, I mean, it's different for you because you're engaged, obviously. But there's always that conversation like, what if we just moved here, you know, like I'm crazy with that babe. What if we just, what if we just didn't go back?

Well, that's the thing. It's like the bachelor effect where you see it in the most like beautiful areas and have the most fun. And then you're just like, we should live here. Yeah, I totally get it. But anyway, Puerto Rico is beautiful. And we also are an old San Juan. So there's San Juan and then old San Juan, which is a little Aegisd in my opinion. Yeah, a little rude.

However, a little Aegism going on. It's basically an old colonial city. I didn't know what colonial meant. I asked as he explained it. I didn't listen. But it's like, as he explained it. I didn't listen, but it's like there's history there. He was like a history of the colonial woman on the wing of the plane. I was like, Colonel Sanders. Anyway, so we are turning butter. I don't know what you're talking about. But it's all these like old buildings with all these like bright colors and it's just beautiful and it's just this pop and city and it's gorgeous and yeah it's lit.

Yeah I'm never been in it. I would definitely love to go. Where's the next place you want to travel that I've never been to. Yeah. Oh God. Okay, I have, and my friends go every single summer and every single summer. I don't go with them. I want to go to MikaNose so badly, because one, I want to wear all white. And you're literally in the hands in the summer.

Yeah, but it's different. It's different. I've never been to Greece and I really, really want to go to Greece. I feel like I would love it. I feel like I would love it. I feel like I would love it. Because it's like a Italian. I would just eat olives the whole time.

I just want to eat olives. I want to go to Greece too. There's just always Lindsey Lohan running around, like swirling her hair. Yeah, that's what I envision. But one of my best girlfriends, she is 100% Greek, like speaks Greek, her family lives in Greece, and she goes for like months out of time.

And her Instagram stories when she's there, it's just like, it literally just looks like she's back in time. Like dirt roads, and like the other day she posted, there was a traffic jam, and it was just looks like she's back in time. Like dirt roads and like the other day she posted and there was a traffic jam and it was just goats. Just goats were crossing the road and she was like I hate when I get in a traffic jam and I'm like this is just, I just wanna live in this life. Like I don't want a cell phone, I don't want TV,

I wanna like make bread. And like, if you saw it. Okay so now you understand why you want to start to create a sanctuary in a plantain farm. No, I know, I got it. I totally got it. Oh, my God. What?

Wait, so I like, you know how like, I update the girls on like the dumb shit that I'm doing? Yeah. I have a few updates. So I was on TikTok. Oh, God. And this girl ordered these like Japanese foot patches. Okay. Okay. And so I didn't even watch the rest of the

video. I went on Amazon and I ordered them. And then I watched the video. It's supposed to, first of all, I believe in anything that comes from Japan, like any skincare or like holistic, anything that's Japanese, I think it fucking works. I also use these face masks that had like snail something in them and I'm telling you they're the best face masks ever. So they got a frog poison. Probably. Yeah. They had like so much chitin' up that I was just like, I don't even care. Everybody who I know, who's Japanese, has the best skin ever. So I'm using it.

So anyway, so there are these like Japanese foot patches and it's supposed to be like, you stick it on the bottom of your feet and it's supposed to draw out toxins from your body, from the bottom of your foot and you wake up in the morning and the patch is black. So I've been doing it every single night and you're supposed to the morning and the patch is black. So I've been doing it every single night. You're supposed to do it until the patches aren't as dark. So I've been doing it. I woke up the first morning and I was like, I feel amazing.

I think that this is really working. Like I never wake up in the morning and I'm like a fresh butterfly. Yeah, I feel like the worst I've ever felt in my life every morning. Then I was looking online, I was like, fresh butterfly. Yeah, I feel like the worst I've ever felt in my life every morning. Then I was looking online. I was like, do these really work? Every single article was like, you're wasting your money.

There's no scientific evidence. We tested the patches. There's no toxins. It's literally your foot sweating and turning the patches black. I called one of my girlfriends who also loves this bullshit and she goes, I don't believe the internet. And I think even if it is a placebo,

I think it fucking works. And I was like, okay, I knew you were gonna say that. And your feet like caught it. And I, or just naturally sweats a little. No, but like your feet like naturally sweat a little. And, but I don't care. I love them. So, are they, are they now clear or they

still dark okay so last night was my third night of doing it and they weren't as dark okay so what is the name of this and we'll do a swipe up on our giggly squad instagram follow us there for all the goods I have to look at what the name of it is. When this pod comes out, I'm like, this is gonna change your life. Don't remember what it is, but I will. It'll change your life. No, I seriously do think they work. And even if they don't work,

and it's a placebo effect, I don't care, I wake up and I feel like I'm a fresh as a butterfly. That's great. Yeah, because I'm on those people that, I don't know how people have morning routines like my morning routine is just like Pretending the world is not

Happening until I'm forced to get up. That's how I feel and also like I don't know if it was when I started birth control That if it was like some weird side effect that I was like so tired for like the first couple of weeks also. Sorry this is for the girls. Have you ever seen my boobs this big? Huge. No, huge? Oh my god. I know. And I've literally faced time. I've faced time every single one of my friends and been like, do you wanna see my boobs? They've been like, I guess. Do you know how many times I've called my mom, been like, mom, I'm gonna show you my boobs.

They're insane right now. And like, she's usually like, okay, page up. They're, oh my God, they look so big. And then the other day, she was on FaceTime with me and she goes, your boobs? I go, no, I know, I'm a full woman. I'm a full woman. I'll take the side effects because these babies are out for the summer. I had a friend who got a boob job and she sent a full photo of her boobs to everyone who's

ever met her. Yeah. But it's like if you're going pay for that like show them off and good for her a thousand percent 100% I literally I Will take any side effect that this birth control is giving me because I'm obsessed with them I've never had boobs before I Feel like you have the next thing is you have to name them like I told you poor she named her boobs Coco and Chanel I know I need to see what they're like in the sunlight in the daytime. And hug her all summer. Quick question for you.

Because we all live and die by your Instagram posts. What is the next thing Paige is going to wear? You wore a thum ring in your last photo. And I feel like you never told me about that before. I felt kind of blindsided. Our girls wearing rings on their thumb. Did you join the mafia? What's happening?

Okay, so I'll give you the backstory on it. My fingers are so fucking skinny and like, whatever. We've all seen them, we all know about it. I've alien fingers, here we are. So when I order rings, if I order a pack of rings, and there's like six in the pack or whatever, usually only like two are gonna fit

like the normal three fingers that I'm gonna put rings on. So I usually have another one that's like bigger, and it only fits on my thumb. So that's why I wear thumb rings. It's not like a trendy conscious decision. It's just wear a fits. It's funny because I actually, I'm gonna drop a name,

but I met Pete Davidson's stylist two weeks ago. She's so fucking cool. And she was wearing this like vintage gold thumb ring. So you're just, I love when my name is the same. I love when my name is the same. I love when my name you're just, I love when my life imitates art. But it's so funny because I have the same experience where only two of the rings will fit my sausage fingers. However, it's because they're too fucking small. So maybe we just, when we order a collab,

we'll collab, we'll do ringwecks. My fucking, when you start wearing pinky rings, you you're like this is all that fits me right now page when you posted that photo of your hands i felt so fucking personally attacks like honestly like i don't get jealous of a lot of things but when you post your hand i'm just like we need more finger diversity and this is fucking finger shaming at this point. This is, I was like, did you face tune your fingers, bitch? I'm gonna start posting workouts. I'm gonna donate.

I'm gonna start posting workouts for your finger. Like on my Instagram, like, okay guys, this is what I do twice a week, and I just, I go like this. Oh, do you, I'm just, I go like this. Oh, wait, also something. Something that I think I'm gonna try. Yeah. I think I'm done with my square nails.

Okay, it's funny, because I've never started having them shape them. Yeah, I'm gonna start having them shape oval. Why'd you do squares before? It's just the easiest. Like, I just think it's the easiest for them to grow out in square. I feel like things though,

might get stuck on the edges and they could get point in. You could hurt people if they're square. I mean, I think it's gonna be a process because my nails aren't that long right now. And I feel like they have to be really long to have a good oval. That's why so many girls, that you see that have a good oval shape. It's their nails are fake. Yeah they get it.

So I'm gonna really I'm going I'm doing a real transition period. Oh wow. Oh God. Oh God. Okay. So yeah. So gird your loins because I'm literally starting a whole new me. You just say say girl to your loins? La, yeah. That's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing.

It's amazing. It's amazing. Girl to you. I don't know what it actually me. I don't know, but I need a girl to a loin right now. Also one of your friends, when we were at a gloss lab, which is amazing, everyone's here. They're nails did a gloss lab.

Yeah. Oh my god, a fucking love it there. I was talking to her and I was like what color should I get like I feel like I always panic when I see all the colors and I panic and I picked the worst Color always or it looks good on the nail on in the nail polish but not on the hand and she goes yeah I just picked colors that I would wear on my face And I was like what do you mean? And she was like whatever makeup colors look wear on my face. And I was like, what do you mean? And she was like, whatever makeup colors look good on my face, think about it. Like, nudes, like, shimmery, like, just colors of a- Like a pale pink.

A pale pink or a red. And she's like- Interesting. It's like, the blues or greens, like, don't look good on your face, don't wear it on your nails. And she was like, so it's a lot of like natural colors that I put on my nails. Very, very interesting.

Do you agree with me? I don't know if I believe that. No. So you're calling your friend a fucking liar. A liar. She's a liar. And a fraud. She's not my friend.

No, I mean, it does kind of make sense, but like sometimes I want to do like neon, you know, and I'm not going to wear neon. You know, neon, like the highlighter color is really good. And I just said dope because I said it. I know it's what the LA girls say. I tried it out. It felt a little weird, but I said it. We are going to do some pep talk time.

I posted on the GIGGLERS blog Instagram and I was like, yo, I want some more advice And I said I want wild advice questions. The gigglers did really well. The gigglers did well. They always do. Oh my god Legion really always do okay. The penises have a distinctive smell Girl tried to tell me they do this weekend. I've never noticed This is funny because I just envisioned this girl like in the bathroom just like talking being like No penises have a distinct smell and someone being like what? Yeah, okay that girls boyfriend has an SG day She needs to help him. It's true though The guy has a yeast infection. It's gonna have a smell, it's just like vaginas. I personally think that

when guys sweat, they have a distinctive smell to themselves, so like if you have sweaty balls, it might smell a little, but I don't think there's a, I would never smell something and be like, that's penis. Are for his candle, Hannah? I don't know. I can't. I can't. I can't. Wait. What it has to be. It has to be. What it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it, what it Marker has one that says, this smells like Courtney's orgasm. Okay, we're gonna get a candle that says distinctive penis smell. It's gonna smell fucking good.

Wait, Paige, do you think can this have distinctive smells? No, not in my experience, not in my humble opinion, not in my life or journey without. Also, yeah, you don't like, I've never directly looked at one, and've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've Just denorted the distinct from being a long, sharp, something that runs through my mouth. Oh, I'm a wimp now.

Oh, yeah. That hit right. That actually, I have. That actually is vial. I have done this, and I feel like you've done this too. Have you ever just smelled his armpit straight up and liked it? Yeah.

It's called pheromones. It's not like, it's not that I've been like, let me smell your armpit. It's more when you're with a guy and like, okay, I was talking to this guy at some point and I was just like, fuck, I think I really like this guy. And then one day he was like in my apartment or something or he was working at, I don't know,

he was sweating. And I was like still hugged him. I was hugging him and I was like, damn, I'm like, I don't care that you're so sweaty and I don't think that you smell. Like I like this smell. Like I would hug you all day. But then I've had boyfriends who have been sweaty

and I've been like, if you even look in my general direction, I'll be able to smell you and I can't. Yeah, yeah. I do think that when you don't really don't like the smell of someone's breath, they're not right for you. Yeah, like in the morning when you wake up, if their breath is so bad and you that you can't do it,

you don't like them, because I have made out, full make out sessions, like in the morning, then like, I don't give a shit, I'm obsessed with you. There is a theory and I want the same, the, I want scientists to figure it out. I want them to do a test of like your natural smells or like your breath and someone else's like breath, and I think there's a compatibility like either your natural smells or similar, or there's some kind of acid, acidic,

and whatever combination. I just think that they say, if you don't wear a deodorant that you'll fall in love with the right person. That's crazy. You're your person, you guys, if you're like, oh no, it's not my person, they have bad breath in the morning.

I didn't say they don't have bad breath. Like I know when my person, their breath is not fresh. It's that you're not disgusted by it and you're like, oh that's hateful. And like you, you know, when you have different boyfriends and then, and maybe you don't see them for a while or like you hate whatever, they have a smell and you're like, and then you see them and you're like,

oh I'm like, I missed your smell. Like, and I can think of certain boyfriends and immediately remember their smell. One of my worst boyfriends, we hate him. He left his shirt and it was like months later and I smelled his shirt and I like jic-a-nosh-is. Like I was rejecting his smell. Yeah, I've been at like bars before

and have smelled like boy, ex-boyfriends cologne and then like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving because I just triggered me and I'm leaving. cologne and then like, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving because that just triggered me and I'm leaving. I'm calling the police and then leaving. I'm ruining the party for all you fuckers. Okay, this is a wild thing.

Have a ribbon. I'll see you in court. Okay? Fuck off. This one guy we're old splice and he ruined it for me forever. Anyway, are you guys more of an OG Brittany, Christina, or pink fan from back in the day? Okay, let's so fucking easy.

Let's marry, fuck kill, Britney, Christina or Pink. I'm killing Pink, I'm marrying, Britney, and I'm fucking Christina. Wow. I was never a, I was never a huge Pink fan when I was younger. Well her album misunderstood was everything I got in the DJ. Yeah, no, God. You know what else? You know who else?

Kelly Clarkson. I was never a huge Kelly Clarkson fan. Now I fucking love her old son. I would die to Kelly Clarkson. Her old son. No, right now. No present die. Yeah, Kelly's a true icon.

Remember, yeah, I just love her. I mean, I feel like those highlights will go down in history as one of the greatest beauty moves ever and her voice is incredible. This is my thing. This is why this is hard for me. When I was younger, I was team Christina. Interesting.

I thought she had a way better voice. I thought she was just like more depth. I just thought she was cooler. I didn't want to jump on the Britney bandwagon. Fast forward. I think I'm all Britney. Like Christina, I guess I didn't like love her personality of what I've seen. Obviously don't know her.

I do think though Christina has the best voice of all three've seen. Obviously, I don't know her. I do think I do think though Christina has the best voice of all three of them. Agreed. Then I also love Pink and everything she represents. However, she got really into like scaling buildings and her performances and she kind of lost me with it. Oh right. You know, she does like the area stuff, which is great for her. I didn't connect to it. I watched like a thing on this is years ago but I remember that. Remember it was like what did VH1 do like behind the... Behind the music. Behind the music.

I watched one of hers and then and I had started liking her after that. Like I like her relationship with her husband and like it's hard. She's a really good mom. Yeah. Hot take. Corey Hart is the hotter version of Travis Barker. I said it. I knew you were gonna say that. I knew you were gonna say that.

I said it, sorry, I said it. I think he's the OG, like he's. Yeah. He's so fucking hot. He fucking takes motorcycles and like soars through the like air. I don't know I don't I didn't do my research, but he's like a guy think about a you know who I think about a lot Ryan Shackler

So But wait he's the guy with like the blue eyes and like the skateboarder who's where is he? Because I don't know I don't know. But I feel like he's one of those who beat him. I'm obsessed with that show. I checked on him. I did check on him recently. He's one of those guys that was super cute when he was like 19.

But then he kind of just like a 19 year old still who like aged weirdly. Isn't he bald now? Oh, you know, Google. Yeah, Google have. I used to be stuck with him. He's not bald. He's not bald be stuck with him. He's not bald, but he's not, he's like made to be in a 19 year old. It's my opinion.

It's my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. So my hair is wild. But I think about him an odd amount of time during the week. What's Ryan Checkler doing, you know? You remember when BMX was cool for a second and we like, like Tony Hawk and stuff? I was never allowed to.

I was never allowed to what? I wasn't actually doing it. I was just watching TV like the X games. My mom had this theory. I like, I wonder at what age I'll stop being scared of my mom. Remember my mom had this theory that that if you wrote a skateboard, you were a punk.

Like you're so cigarettes. Yeah, and I just remember whenever my mom would use the word punk, I would get so mad. She'd be like, no, you're not going and hanging out with them. There are a bunch of punks. And I'm like, mom, they're not. You don't even know them. She's like, no, you're not going and hanging out. Them, they're a bunch of punks. And I'm playing, mom, they're not. You don't even know them. She's like, they ride skateboard,

and they ride around the neighborhood, and you're not going. And I'd be like, oh my God. They're busy riding their little bicycles, and stuff during their math homework, those darn punks. I love how she's just like bullying these nine-year-olds. She's like, fuck, I'm punks. There would be like dirt, there would be like dirt hills

that like kids in my neighborhood would like go ride their bikes on. I'd be like, mom, can I like go? And she'd like, no, no. I mean, now that I think about it, they were probably like smoking weed and like cigarettes. And I would've gone down a wrong path. And I was like, I just wanna like go on the hill.

Okay, question. Did she let you get a razor scooter? Of course. How bad did those things hurt your shin when they would like spin around and just get you right in the bone? I feel like my brother and I escalated to just like throwing the whole scooter at each other. And they were so good to fight with. I remember going to like Costco or like home deep, some like big big place where I made my pants go to get

the razor scooter and they were like, there's no razor left except for an orange one. We're like, get it! Yeah, mine had pink wheels and pink handle things. Remember the razor scooters would be sold out to you. At one point my brother had to get the knock offoff razor. And his friends subtalking him for two months. Lose her. Also, further fucking more. What?

Is skateboarding? Because I'm pretty sure you just go on the skateboard and then fling your body up in the air and fall. You just hurl your body. I watch. I watch. You just have to have no fear. This is our slightly different high school experience.

After school, we would go to Columbus Circle, and you know that fountain right by the park. We would just sit on the fountain. There'd just be weird characters, and then a bunch of kids showing off their skateboard moves, never saw someone land one move. Not one time. And they just fling, sometimes they fall,

and then they kind of get up like a little annoyed, and they do that 400 times. It's so funny because I watched by a group of kids the other day, now thinking about it, they were probably older than I thought they were. I don't know, no, I don't know, whatever. I think they were like 12 and 13 13 but they were doing all these skateboard moves on Oh my god, this is like it was one of those moments where I was like damn. I am fucking old

They were doing all these skateboard moves like on the street I'm like filming it with Tik Tok and they had their trash was all over the sidewalk They had like Dunkin' Donuts bags, and they were just like throwing their trash, and I'm walking by it, and I was like, oh, was it like part of the aesthetic? No, I was just like, these fucking kids, like throw your fucking garbage out, and then I like rounded the corner,

and I was like, punks. Oh my God, I am like, yeah, literally, punks. But you're probably like, I was like, I get it, I was like, mom, you're right, they're smoking weed. They're smoking cigarettes on their skateboards. Punks. That's funny because Allie Wong, if you guys haven't listened to her, watch her special on Netflix.

It's amazing. She talks about dating skateboarders and I feel like there's a different like, skateboarders in LA because she's from LA. Or like a little better because they have like, Venice Beach where you like, like in New York, what are you doing? Like falling down the subway steps. Like what are you doing like falling down the subway steps like what do you do yeah so she was talking about she dated skateboarders a lot and how

they would just have like air mattresses and the amount of guys she'd sleep with so guys I've never fucked with a skateboarder meaning there but if you're thinking about it don't just make sure to listen just my mom will think you're a punk and you don't want that. You'll be a punk by association. Okay, I have another one. Dinner day. Okay. The guy orders a cucumber and avo salad to share.

That's it. Plus two rounds of drinks. That's a palate cleanser, sir. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Read it again. An avocado cucumber salad to share.

He asked you to dinner and then to run to drinks. And two rounds of drinks. And then what the day was over? Yeah. That's a dinner day. So there's two things happening. Either, no, there's three things happening. Either he's-

We're suing him. Very cheap. Or he's on a diet and vegan. And vegan. Or he's trying to get you blackout. Oh wow, I didn't even think of the last one. I mean, two rounds of drinks with a cucumber. Are you kidding me?

A cucumber is a part of the drink. It's why I also saw on take tack that if you put cucumbers in the freezer and then rub it on your skin. So I have a cucumber chilling in the freezer right now. I'll let you know. Anywho back to this. I would. No. Yeah, you cut it in half inside gets frozen and then you rub that hurt someone with that it's a club if someone in home

invasion home invasion just throw a frosting cucumber is it it could break your I'm gonna put it in front of his head. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin. It's good for your skin.

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First of all, first of all, first of all. First of all, good, you're loin, first of all. No seriously, good, you're loin. I... Okay, this is an unpopular opinion and I know that we're probably gonna lose some listeners but Hannah can't stay quiet anymore about it. What? I think avocado is fucking disgusting.

Oh! I... It's a healthy fat. Have you put... I'm a healthy fat. Have you put some healthy fat? I'm peppered. And lime on it with a little... I don't want to.

Do you like guacamole? I don't want to. Yeah, that's the thing. I love guacamole, but I just, I think that avocado ruins a lot of really good sandwiches. Okay, that is a very valid point because the texture of it is like, okay, are you trying to be like a meat are you trying to be a sauce what are you sometimes like put in eggs it's a little too creamy I do understand

that I'm trying to explain where you're coming from so the listeners don't get too upset about this I don't know you're putting me on this. I just if there's avocado toast on the menu I'm not getting it. I do have to say avocado toast is a fucking rip off. How are you gonna charge me $14 for one piece of toast? No one eats one piece. You always get two if you have ever been to a diner. Two or four slices.

One piece of toast with avocado smashed on it. Just the thought of avocados and cucumbers mixing around in the bowl. I can't, I can't get past it. And this guy had no money and he shouldn't have asked you out to dinner. And I would have just like kept ordering things. And don't see this guy again because that's so fucking weird.

That's so weird also. Then just ask me out for drinks. Then just ask me out for drinks. Yeah, because you probably didn't eat beforehand, then you're cranky, then you're not yourself. That's so weird. Also. Then just ask me out for drinks. Then just ask me out for drinks. Yeah. Because you probably didn't eat beforehand, then you're cranky, then you're not yourself. Yeah. Then you want to snickers bar. I like when guys set the bar low.

You know, the bar's so low for them already. But if they're like, let's go out to drinks. And then you're having a good time at drinks and they're like, hey, are you hungry? Let's just go get dinner. Exactly. That's how you fucking play the first time you're hanging out. And then when you go to dinner, I want him to just order at least two appetizers. Just get the party started.

Then I'm at least. Yeah. Then I'm marrying you. Then we're using that frozen cucumber, my god. Now that we're horny, Mary fuck kill. Ooh, Elvis, Johnny Depp, and Zika Efron. I'm killing Johnny Depp. Yeah, he had like, I feel like I don't know him in Amber heard, like I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. No one knows. No one knows, but I think I'm't know. Yeah, I don't know no one knows No one knows but there was like poop. I think I'm fucking Elvis I think I'm fucking we're talking about like Elvis Presley, right? What are their Elvis? I Don't know what are their Elvis you know Elvis Durand in the morning Like that was my whole very new life reference. That's a very new video show. I'm trying to be in high school, I'll be like,

Elvis Durant in the morning show. I heard it. I heard it. I heard he's like the king of C-100. Like he has his own corner office in the building. I mean, he should be, and as he should. As he should. As he should.

Wait, and then you were marrying Snacka Fron? Yeah, if I can love Snacka Fron. Did you see his recent photo where it looked like? It, he's fine. Are you sure it looked like he got John Plans? And a lot of them. Yeah, but then, but then recently another photo came out where his face was back to normal.

So maybe something was going on. You guys, yeah, maybe you guys are getting getting jaw implants. Have you ever seen on Instagram? These guys getting jaw implants? And I hate to say it, it makes them so hot. But it really, it makes guys so hot when they just get a thicker jawline. Okay, so one time, one time I was at a party, one of my girlfriends was like talking to this guy and I just like went up to her and I was like, hey, like do you want, I don't know, I was like asking her. I was either like party. One of my girlfriends was like, talking to the sky and I just like went up to her and I was like, hey, like do you want, I don't know, I was like asking her.

I was either like bringing her to the dance floor where we were going to get drinks. I don't know something that I was like ripping her away from the sky. And she was like, Paige, like I'm talking to the sky. And I looked at her and I go, well, he has lip injection. So now make your decision.

And she goes, no, he doesn't. And I go, I know for a fact, when I see a lip injection, and this man has them. And so she went back and she's talking to him, I'm standing by the bar, she comes over and she goes, I think he has lip injections. I go, I know, you're welcome.

That's like the guy on that Netflix show that's like a small Florida. Whatever I still love him, Outer Banks. Outer Banks, yeah, I think he has lip injections, but also, I don't know. Everyone and their mom is getting lip injections now, and I just don't think it's good. I don't think it's good.

I don't know. I hate it's punk. I think you're a punk. I do, I do. I think you're punk. Punk? There's just a lot of people with them. I do want to feel what it feels like to kiss someone with lip injection, so.

You can literally kiss any girl in LA and you'll find out. Also, I am open to Botox. I feel like I feel like I've moved on Botox has been normalized, but like there's something about changing the shape of things that I get, that I feel like is unhealthy for your mental health, but that just, look, I'm gonna tell you now, I'm gonna tell you now, at some point in my life, I'm going to get Botox and fillers. Let's just say that my DMs,

there are so many just dermatologists that are like, hey, if you want to Botox, oh, but it's, they're giving it out like candy. Yeah. And then I realize like, I could totally see myself getting the chair being like, I'd love a facial and then being like, hey, you see that like line over here, like, you just give little.

Dude, that's so crazy. I got an email literally last week of from some dermatology place being like, hey, like, we can start doing your fillers if you want. Like, it'll be, you just have to like post this, this and this on Instagram and like, we'll give you all your fillers if you want, like it'll be, you just have to like post this, this and this on Instagram and like we'll give you all your fillers and I was like, that is like a very big decision.

Like it's not like you just offered me some free skin care. Maybe they think you already get it and you know like what you need. Yeah, the way it was so nonchalant that I deleted the email because I was like, you guys are a bunch of punks. I was totally out of my fucking inbox. Wait, why don't I feel like we're gonna have a shirt that just says punk on it?

It's a punk. I don't know, but it's great. I like forgot about that word. It makes me feel like Avril Lavigne. Okay, I'm gonna say I'm going to fuck Johnny Depp because I don't know what happened. I'm gonna do this. Yeah, but it's something freaky.

Oh, does just walked in. I'm fucking Johnny Depp. I'm like murdering Zach Efron because he's 5'6". And then... Oh. But he's adorable. But like I just can't...

I feel like he's kind of guy that would break into song. Wait, nope. Oh my god. You watched high school musical one time. Yeah. People aren't their paths. Okay. Wait, now I'm not.

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And I just love both voices. I think low voices are hot. Zach is 5'8". So how dare you short him on those two engines? If you are, no, okay, police 5'8 and that's adorable and I, he's a keychain. Sorry. Put him in your pocket! Put him in your pocket adorable.

I mean, would I, okay, let's be honest, if Zach Efron was hitting on me at a bar and I was single? Yeah, of course I'd fuck him, you guys. I'm not trying to like, height shame right now. I just thought it was funny. Oh my god, this question's wild. Okay. I'm like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, Oh, because, because if he has kids, then, then I'm out. You're like, what's your, I'm not. I really thought you were gonna be like, did he cheat on them?

Did he murder them? You go, does he have kids? Does he have little angels that were put onto this planet? Maybe. Don't care. I, no. Oh my god, I cannot imagine you. I'm gonna get canceled. I cannot imagine you having someone else's kids as a stepma

I already know that I just could never do it because They puke on the trotter I Just Ruined my satan shoes, why don't you? I just ruined my satan shoes, why don't you? That was from Clueless, I had to say it. I just know that if I then married that man and had my own baby with him, and then his child came around,

there's no way I wouldn't be able to show favoritism to my child. But I don't know. Do you think that love is a complicated thing and you will have to type a love for it. I love how we're talking about your unborn stepchild right now. I mean, I'm obviously talking about a bunch of bullshit that I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about and no idea what I would be like in this situation and now I'm probably

going to Mary-Man who's twice divorced with 8 kids. Because God is giving me like a fuckingucky, fucky, fucky, fucky, fucky, fucky. Okay. I think that's fine if he's like twice divorced. I was asking because like, do you want to deal with like two baby mamas? But yeah, you have to, what's the situation? Did he cheat on them? Did he like, if it was just like, did they take all his money?

I don't love that. I don't like that if it was just like he could did they take all his money. I don't love that I Don't love that but like it also could have been like oh I got married at like 21 We were married for like two years whatever then I got married at like 30 we were married for four years Like I don't know if you love them man. Who does change like who doesn't stay in things He shouldn't be and who knows when things make him unhappy I also love a divorced man because I feel like they know so much about relationships and love. Like there is a positive, I don't want to generalize all divorce men but like dating a divorce guy I think is smart sometimes. Would you rather date a guy who is like twice divorced?

Maybe even three times or a guy who's never been in a serious relationship. Twice divorced, yeah, that's what I think. Because if you've ever been in a serious relationship, you are dealing with some intimacy stuff. Relationships are mirrors, so you clearly have some stuff that you don't wanna see within yourself, you're hiding from something, you're running away from, I don't wanna teach someone affection, you know, I don't want to teach someone monogamy, you know.

You're so fucking right. And if he's in two relationships that didn't work out, it's like, you're human. 50% people get divorced. Like, yeah, let's say people make mistakes and then pivot, we love a pivot. And just don't be a punk. So people make mistakes and then pivot, we love a pivot. And just don't be a punk. Don't be. Married man shows interest in you. What do you do?

Plot to us, he's also my boss, help. You absolutely. You're a loin. You're a loin. You gird your loins and then you hand him a deceased and to says, and you say, if you come near me, I'll see you in court. Like literally throws every fucking saying.

Deceased and desist. Dude, I'm gonna start having people assign NDAs. Like, I just, that's disgusting. Get the fuck out of my face. I mean, all I can say is great to learn. You know what? Tell this girl to call us for showing up at the office. I mean, it's just a no for a second.

Any of these powerful men who are hitting on you while they're married or your boss or whatever, they are going to do the same thing if they ever were with you to other people. This is just showing their character. I hate to say it, but like you're not special, they're sick. Right, like you're not the exception to the rule. Exactly.

With that said, let's do some FPN. Let's go. Let's see some fucking front pages. Dude. What did you think of Ariana Grande's wedding dress? As someone who was engaged. As someone who's like in like knowledgeable about everything weddings now, because I got engaged for a second. I thought it was perfection.

I thought that the photos were so sh- Oh, okay. I love the idea. So much of the wedding industry is so cheesy. And the way she did it, where it's just like her and him with these like flowers in this room. And it was so elegant. And then her hair was like different. I think her hair looks so good down,

even though she really wears it. Her makeup was like, like look, she looks like a wedding. Her body, she looked tall. and the back was so sexy. It was elegant. I thought it was perfect. I think it was iconic. She looked, okay, first of all, the dress was Vera.

I almost just said Vera Bradley. It's just her wearing like a cushion and was wore at a double. Real bitches, no Vera Bradley. The patterns, Rodley. It's weird. Dude, if you didn't have a Vera Bradley duffle at your sleep over,

you weren't, you got to find the group, you weren't. You were a punk, you think so. I'm excited Vera Bradley. No, they were littering on the street. It was Vera Wang. I think she looked like the epitome of One, arguably she's like the one of the most famous people in I would say the world Currently, I think she looked like the epitome of a rock star because

Like the dress was so elegant. She was so true to like her hairstyle, the bow, but there was still something like edgy about it. And like the pictures were just so amazing. Like I just, I love her. And I just think everything about it was amazing. A lot of these celebrity weddings are like scary. They do it at some castle in Italy. And then there's helicopters and it's craziness

and the photos are kind of corny. And it just looks almost gaudy and just too much. We're like, this is minimalistic. And then the fact that she never full on shows her guy's face, there's something so cool about that. I kind of love it. Yeah, just the fact that it's at their home in their houses in Monacito, California.

And like only 20 people, it was probably the most romantic and elegant, just like dinner party of their family. And then they were like, you know what? And now we're married. Like let's fucking do this. She's choosing the wedding industry. I'm calling it right now. People are gonna be like, you know what? And now we're married. Let's fucking do this. I love that. She's choosing the wedding industry.

I'm calling it right now. People are going to be like, I'm in photos like Ariana. I want more. And everyone's already doing micro weddings and I think they're going to be more intimate. Yeah. I mean, I personally, when I was looking, doing you almost feel like a big wedding now is like rude. It's just like very aggressive because but people didn't think you couldn't.

People thought it was rude to not do a big wedding and invite everyone. But I also think when you're like the breadwinner, like when you're R.A.N. agrande and you're definitely paying for your own wedding, you do it however the fuck you want to do it. And it's not like your parents dream. But I know that when you start planning your wedding, you're like, yeah, we need a photographer. You have to pick a photographer. So you look at all the styles,

and I remember thinking like, oh my God, this is horrible. I'm thinking like, I just would rather have my friend with a polaroid going around taking like sick photos. So I think her aesthetic is gonna change the game for wedding photography stuff, and I'm very interested to see how it progresses. I want my wedding video to be shot like in the wolf of Wall Street where it looks like it's like in the 90s.

Oh my God. Oh my God page, it's so cute. And that'd be cool. I also saw, because there's cool wedding videos. I actually, because I was talking to my amazing wedding planner. It's at Amanda Savry events. She's incredible. And she said that people are doing wedding stuff

that they make it like a straight up music video. Like, so it's not like, I love that. Wedding videos are so corny. It's like, da da da da. And then they like, yeah, they're dressed. I don't want it to be corny. It's the worst. It's called Shark Pig Weddings.

I don't know if I'm gonna work with them, but I am obsessed with them, and they basically make it like the sickest music video. Wait, that's what, yeah, I would tell, I want something like fun because I feel like certain things in your wedding are like naturally have to be serious. Like the first time he sees you and like shit like that like I want the things that can

be playful and fun to be fun. When did first look become a thing because I thought the first time he sees you is when you're walking on the aisle and then a man to tell me that like no it's because you want to get photos like before that so you guys can like go get cocktails. I always thought first look, because I've been to a couple of Jewish weddings and I thought they were the like their religion they did first looks like because they have a whole thing before. She walks down the aisle.

So I always thought that was a Jewish religion thing, but I feel like I have been seeing people who have been doing it, who aren't Jewish and like they do the first look Then they go down the aisle. I like the moment where he's standing at the altar and he sees you for the first time then Yeah, that's what I like that. Yeah, and if he doesn't cry Good lunch your loins. Good, you're fucking loins, dude. If you don't start immediately sobbing, when you see me enter that fucking room, I could see myself getting out of fight with does being like, why aren't you crying?

And he's like, what? Yeah, like at the altar, it's like, uh, this is the one time why aren't you crying? You're embarrassing me. You're fucking embarrassing me. My whole family is here. Do you care? Like, do you like me? Do you think I look good? Yeah, you haven't gone into me yet? Like, do you like me? Show me my name.

Do you think I look good? Yeah, you haven't gone to meet my mom. I'm gonna grab my hand. Grab my hand. The priest is like, guys, zip it. Give me attention. It's like, no, I'm fine. No, aren't you learning?

I'm not learning. Do you not think I look pretty? Do you like my hair? Do you like my dress? It's like, say something. Men are so stupid. So stupid, but if they don't't cry I'll fucking kill him. But you don't want to be like sobbing. You want like a like no. They're trying to

hold it back so hard. I want them to just I want them to make like some face like she looks good and then like you know get a tear out of there. Yeah. Because you're gonna be like stop crying. Stop it your face. Yeah, I'm like, stop. Oh my god. Save for your therapy session. I'm coming back. OK, next in from page news, there's a rumor going around that Ryan SeaCrest

is trying to get Bella Thorns family to replace keeping up with the Kardashians. People have been saying that that's not true, whatever. But she has a bunch of sisters. She even has a sister named Kylie. They think that their family would be perfect because she's always in scandal. She was in, she got into a scandal

when she started in only fans. Now she produces porn. Oh, yeah. Which I didn't know that. I mean, I'm very interested. All about celebrities going on reality shows. Um, I think it's very interesting. I want some more celebrity dating shows.

Like watch them be weird and date each other. I feel like I never had like a connection to Bellathorn because we, she's a little young. When she was a, yeah, when she was like plateauing on Disney Channel, we were already too old. plateauing on Disney Channel, we were already too old. Plateau on Disney channel. Was that an insult? Do you know Olivia Rodriguez was from Disney channel?

No way. Yeah, I did a little deep dive because everyone was talking about Olivia Rodriguez and I said, where did this bitch come from? And I was like, Disney before us. Do you have an after us? I have been seeing a lot of videos about that and people being like, oh my God, Olivia Rodriguez, and her songs and all of this.

Oh, I said Rodriguez, sorry. And then I kept seeing tweets or not tweets because I don't know if Twitter anymore, but TikToks of people are age being like, bitch, we had Taylor Swift, okay? And you don't know what it's like to cry in your car, to Taylor Swift's first fucking album. So how dare you?

There's like weird tension going on. So we're not with millennials and Gen Z's. I think it's because we're, you know what it is? It's because we're both on the same app. Like, Facebook once a parents came, we're like, bye, we're out. We're like, see ya. Have some fun.

We're like judging each other and it's getting shi-ste. It's getting really tired. It's getting really tired. And look, sometimes they're mean, they come at us. No, no, no, they're the ones that come. We have literally created a child block, so they would stop eating tide pods to save them. Meanwhile, they're calling us Chugee, which I thought was a leaky. Wait, how do you say that word?

Okay, it's Chugee. Chugee. I thought it was Chugee, and I was like, that's when something gets stuck in your throat and you hawk it up through your nose or your mouth. But I heard it's Chugee. And it's basically like cringe-worthy millennial stuff, like the fact we love friends and like Taylor Swift and like Parting our hair to the side and it's like

The thing is they're going they're just like our teenage little sister who's like being annoying, but Humming for us. Yeah, um all of their fashion that they think they fucking Invented bitch. I wore those chokers in fourth grade. So how dare you? I also dare you. Now we know our moms field. Does your mom ever go? Oh my god, are you so worth in the 80s? Sometimes, yeah, but she says it in like a really nice way and I'm like, oh, I love that. Yeah. We're like Gen Z. Yeah. Any Hill. I don't trust them. Any Hill. Let's see what else I have. Oh my god. Scott Disexpert, they party. Amelia Gray was there. Amelia Hamlin, what I said. Amelia Gray Hamlin, whatever. I can't with the three names.

Apparently, her and Courtney don't have a relationship, but like, they were at the same party. She's in love with him. She like posted for his birthday, happy birthday, my love, you light up my life, and you make my world's better. I can't imagine what I would do without you. up my life and you make my world better. I can't imagine what I would do without you thank you for being you. But they're not

official. No they are they became official this like past Valentine's Day. Also does she not she's turned into a Kardashian like she looks just like Courtney everyone's saying. She's 19 there's a 20 year age gap and apparently they were at some point looking for houses. Also, Lisa Rena was asked about and she said, it is what it is. Lisa, Lisa just turned the pot. Here's the thing. It's a real place in my heart for sport. And but I love Travis and Courtney.

Like I think that they're soulmates, I think that they're meant to be. I feel bad because obviously Scott is still in love with Courtney, but like if Amelia's making him happy right now, like let him, like he has to watch, not only watch in his personal life, but also in the media and everywhere, the woman that he's in love with,

be in love with Travis. She dealt with that also. All his exes. He was in the media right. All his exes for years. I don't have them. Right. Also, Kim Kardashian came out on Instagram

and was like, I put like an Instagram story. Like, I never hooked up with Travis and I am so happy for him and Courtney. And here's what I think. Even if she did, even if she did, I never hooked up with Travis and I am so happy for him and Courtney. And here's what I think. Even if she did, even if she did, I think it's such a weird fucking question to be like, did you hook up with him like 10 years ago? Who cares?

Shut up. Like it was 10 years ago. You know who cares? It's the media because everyone is just at their computer right now, board and trying to stosh it off. And I kind of feel like she probably did. But like, did I tell you, die, bitch. Like, they don't have a picture of it. So if I didn't say no, who's going to prove that? Bye.

Also, again, it the fact that he's attracted to Courtney, he probably thinks Kim is pretty too. Like, they're all gorgeous. Yeah. And also, like, it was again, 10 years ago. And if like,'re all gorgeous. Yeah, and also like it was again 10 years ago And if like that's my soulmate like Okay, yeah, there is something to be said that like if someone's met their soulmate It doesn't who cares who they've been with before because they were attracted right, but um Click at a supporting we're like leave the Kardashian the lump

We have it's like such a weird love hate. We're like their ruining society, but leave them alone. Oh, also they're weird love. Oh, I love that. You heard Kylie Jenner, how she was like the first billionaire or whatever. Like people don't talk about it, but- Not the first billionaire in their family. Oh, the first billionaire in their family.

In their family. She's like the first-ever billionaire. I was, you know, at the airport I love getting random magazines and as an entrepreneur, I got Forbes magazine to learn how to be an entrepreneur and learn to read. It literally was like Kylie's not on the top billionaire list and it was proven that like half of what they reported was like the actual yeah they fit yeah but no one talks about it. That was like a whole story. No we talked Hannah I've talked about it with you we talked

about it online I think. Oh sorry I don't listen. No but I but no but it's just so good at. Yeah she's so good at PR like Like, there's stories that have been, like, I feel like the Courtney taking the photo down, I mean, Chloe taking the photo down, got more press than Kylie line about her billionaire status, which is like, like basically Kylie getting billionaire status, got a bazillion times more press. Also, did you see that Kanye West is allegedly dating Irene Ashake? Irene Ashake is Bradley Cooper's baby mama. Wait, I can't afford that. No, they you see that Kanye West is allegedly dating? I read a shake. I read a shake is Bradley Cooper's baby mama.

Wait, I can't afford that. No, they, I don't think they're married. I kind of love that. I guess they have like a past. I don't know, I need to, like, we'll talk about it next time. I kind of love that. He has great taste in, he just has like great taste in aesthetics.

Like she's beautiful. Yeah, no, he knows what he's, he knows what looks good. He knows what looks good. And again, she's probably amazing on the inside, but I just have to acknowledge she's beautiful. Yeah, no, he knows what she's. He knows what looks good. He knows what looks good. And again, she's probably amazing on the inside, but I just have to acknowledge she's beautiful. Stunning. We love that for him.

Wow, well, I'm gonna go cut down some trees in the rainforest. Cool, have so much fun. Eat your plantains. But I mean, I'm not gonna like kill trees, just like sometimes you have to take a machete to like get through. That's what I meant by that. Yeah, okay, you're not gonna like kill trees, just like sometimes you have to take a machete to like get through. That's what I meant by that.

Yeah. Okay, you're not like in the Anaconda. What's the Anaconda? What? What? You're right. Wait, is that a snake? What do you know it was a really scary movie?

Anywho, thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for giggling, we love you. Bye! We love you. Bye.