Giggly Squad - Giggling about Scandoval, behind the scenes, and selective outrage

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

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What is up my giggle sluggers like gold sluggers? That was stupid. That was so dumb. Are all the gigglelers just Russian now? I mean, the gaglers can drink. We've seen you at the last show. Yeah, no, we have seen them. I mean, I've gotten 27,000. Wait, I'm not allowed to send DMs for 18 hours. What did you do? Who are you harassing over DMs? I literally have no idea. I woke up in the middle of the night, not the middle of the night.

I woke up at like 6 a.m. 6 p.m. 6 p.m. 6 a.m. this morning and I went into my DMs and I tried to DM one of my girlfriends back and it was like you can send DMs in 21 hours and I was like wait what? Did someone report a DM you said I think I sent did you call your puppy ugly or fat in a DM no but someone did DM me recently and I DMed her back and she was like oh my god Hannah never Hannah says you never respond and I just DMed her back she's a lying bitch

oh so you bullied me you, cancel it on Instagram. I think, because then I was thinking, I was like, what else have I said that's crazy? Like, did I say anything like really sexual? Or did I, like, did I send a video or a meme or something that they've not taken off? If you're calling your best friend a lying bitch con, you should not get canceled.

No, it's just, they don't understand. I context the AI, AI doesn't understand context. Do you have any message? Don't be like, hey, it's a line bitch. I totally deserve that. And then I was like, oh my god, did that giggler report it? Because she thought like I was being serious. But then I could never find her Instagram again.

But I'm pretty sure I did say like, ha ha. Instagram's like, it's not funny. Don't say ha ha, don't say LOL, don't say LM-A-O-R-O-F-L. Yeah, like, so, any who, so I'm banned. No, it's secret. So that's why you haven't been responding to me. But, yeah, then I don't know if people can see that like, I see it and like, I wanna respond, you know I do.

No, you don't. But I feel like if you see it, you respond. Yeah, no. If I see it, like I want to respond you know I do. No you don't. But I feel like if you see it you respond. Yeah no. If I see it I respond. Okay so you've been doing questionable things on Instagram. Yeah God knows what. I've been, do you know the best friends podcast BFFs? Yes.

With Josh Richards. You love Josh Richards. I think he's so cute. So I didn't really know who he was but I did a man on the street making fun of Dave Portnoy, where I had all these like female comics, like who do you think this guy is? And it was hilarious. And nobody knew who Dave was.

They, some of them knew, but they also were like, they called him Captain Crunch. That was really funny. They called him Crocodile Hunter. Like, it was, it was pretty good. If I didn't know who Dave Portnoy was, I would probably say that he like years ago used to be like a really good golfer, but He was a golfer

Yeah, or like something because like people want to listen to him about sports like I wouldn't know Yeah, I get that so he looks like a country singer Yes, he does he looks like a famous person's brother. It's what he looks like actually. Like he looks like he's like, he's like, like, a good brother who stole all his money. He's like,

his sibling is really famous. And like, hot. Yeah. And he's hot too, but like with the ugly swag. Yeah, he's hot with like a whatever, like he definitely does have his swag. His girlfriend. So funny. So pretty. So gorgeous. So nice. Yeah, he's hot with like a whatever like he definitely does have his swag his girlfriend so funny

So pretty gorgeous so nice She's really good friends with one of my girlfriend, so I hung out with her a few times. I didn't know this She literally savanna. Yes, could not be sweeter person. You cannot be ugly if your name savanna No, you literally can't you have to have like the what is vagina at all times. It's like a law. I feel like Columbia You have to have like the what is vagina at all times. It's like a law. I feel like Columbia. Is she Colombian? So anyway, they talk about this video we post about the important on their podcast and the giglers were messaging me being like they're talking about you and someone was like lol they're getting it all wrong. Apparently Josh Richards was like oh that's the lesbian

comedian. I took a compliment because I was like I'm T centering men for my life, maybe a little too hard, fully with my wedding ring. So then I was like, okay well I have to do one of Josh Richards because I did, I think it's funny to ask Millennial women. Is it same Josh Richards or Josh Richards son? I've been going on Josh Richards son. I love how you're making him sound richer than he is. I want him to be like Josh Richards in the third and his grandpa Mayor may not have murdered someone.

Josh Richardson has some sketchy family ties, but he does have a trust fund. Yeah, they're not like Alex Murdoch style. Would you look at you later? They don't have a name. That family doesn't know their name That's how southern they are They even finish the name, they're like Mordor

What is it? Is it Alex or is it Alec? Okay, that is the biggest drama of it Because he said Alec But his real name isn't even Alec It's like Walter Emerson something Walter Emerson Honestly, sounds like an ex-boyfriend I've had Oh, that's Walter Emerson something Walter Emerson honestly sounds like an ex-boyfriend. I've had oh that's Walter Emerson

If his name has Emerson or Emmett he's rich. Yeah, so anyway some of the Googlers are just like hey like they're getting it all wrong Brianna's chicken fry who weird team Brianna's chicken fry. Yeah, we're picking teams. I don't even know what that would be be a It doesn't matter who she's against what we're team free. And I like DM to her. She's hilarious, amazing icon. And genuinely, the only girl I've ever seen that like pink should be her natural hair color. Is it?

Because like sometimes I see her brunette and I'm blind. I'm like, or blonde and I'm like, oh, I don't know which one I like better. And then when she has pink hair, I'm like, you should remember with pink hair. They pulled it off too. Yes, happy you've really pulled it off. It's annoying because you don't know which one I like better and then when she has pink hair I'm like you should remember with me. They pulled it off too. Yes. Have you really pulled it off? It's annoying because you don't just get inspired and go pink one day It's like a whole process you have to go through like emotional trauma. Yeah, you have to go to really have to bleach it

You have to go pink then you have to get the right shade of pink. I don't know. I'm maybe one day I'll get the balls. Maybe I should do pink eyebrows. Anyway enough about me. So they were talking about me Sorry back to hit a quick second. We deviated for three seconds and we must get back to her. So yes I like showing like very famous tiktakers to Millennial comedians. Yes, because On tiktok I feel like people are very algorithm-famous. Oh my God, so true. Like some people, like, for example, Alex Earl, does doesn't know who Alex Earl is.

I have no idea. I have no idea. Because it means they're not just looking at 20-year-old TikTok. I commented his Instagram, I was like, you're my Alex Earl and he was like, is that, are you being mean to me? That's like, honestly, his first question every time I speak to her. She's like, are you being mean to me again? I'm like, no, she's like the most famous girl I'm

to tell her. Well, what would you rather have a boyfriend who you say something and immediately is like, are you being mean to me again? Or someone like, does, who I start? And then he just demolishes me. Like, whatever I say, he comes back so hard. And then I'm crying. And then I'm like, that was so mean.

Is that you focused on started it? Take your poison. I want to, like, I want me and does I'm like, that was so mean. You poke his sword at it. Take your poison. I want me and Desi to get into a fake fight because I just want to see, I want to see his... It would be so good. It's a Scorpio, energy would be so good. Honestly, if me and Desi were on a team against one person, I'd be scared for that person.

I almost wouldn't do it, it's illegal. No, actually you guys can never speak, because I don't want you ever turning on me together, because that would be really bad. Just end it. So I post this video on some girls, like he looks like a guy named Kyle, who's never made a girl come before.

Yeah. And he stitches it. He starts crying, he goes, that's that true. My name's Josh. I'm having way too much fun with 20 or more of that. They have to have you on the pod. I don't know. We'll see. Okay. It does he have pink hair now. Which he pulls off. Yeah, which is honestly so annoying because I pink undertones. I think it's about about it. Yeah, he looks great. They're like great. We're big fans. Um speaking of fandom. We're both Vanderpump fans. Huge Vanderpump fans. Like from day one, we were like,

the show should win an Emmy. Before we even were on Bravo, it was my favorite show. It got me through the darkest times. When I was dealing with my own like breakups, I would just watch like the friend group and I would just get lost in their beautiful chaotic drama. Not gonna lie though, past couple of years I have fallen off.

I haven't watched it. But that's because of my own shit. It put that that's on me That's on me and that's on me and that's nothing you guys we have to apologize to the Academy We have not watched Vanderpump But why do I feel like I I never haven't missed anything, but like I know I know like we know like I don't have to see less My seasons I know here's why I always loved Vanderpump their editors are quirky They always have like quirky music and they always like low-key make fun of something funny. Sheena, there's so mean to sheena.

There's so mean to sheena. But justice for Sheena when that one produced, that one editor came out and was like, yeah, I purposely used to make Sheena look bad. Yeah. But Vanya, for your time. What makes the show so good is it was actually a real group of friends that were poor. And we all, I don't know why, but like, it's more authentic when people are actually working at a job, and they're actually with the friend group, and they're actually fucking each other.

Yes, so people are saying this is giving like OG. It's giving season two. Where were you when it happened? I was, where I always am, on my couch, in my apartment. It was one of those pop culture moments where you're like, wait, what? And Chrissy Teigen had tweeted,

like, I have people from like all walks of life. And it's so true, like I had like high school friends. I had people from like all different parts of my life being like, oh my God, do you know anything? And I was like, it just being like, oh my god Do you know anything and I was like it just no how the fuck Oh, yeah, I was inside what Kels vagina They all called me last thing give me all the details. I was like no, I don't I don't even have any I'm not really in front of everyone the fact that Andy tweeted about it because let's be honest if you're not a housewife show Andy doesn't know who you are. Yeah. I would tend to know who you are,

but he doesn't know who you are. I would say Vanderpump is housewife status. Yes, well, I think because it's connected, I guess, from a housewife he cares about it. But, okay, now these are our friends we're talking about. We have to acknowledge that. Yes, we've hung out with them multiple times. The last time we hung out with Raquel and Sianna and Ariana and Shishu and Brock

Was they were so nice they came to our show in Vegas because we were playing a music festival We shouldn't have been there. I don't know why no honestly emails got messed up But we had so much fun they arguably had way more fun than us, because they were just like, they had a festival all day. And they were so cute. They were like this friend group that not filming wanted to party. Are you on a cute little pig tails lens?

So cute. They all were just down to clown. And they did not have to support us at our show. Not at all. They did. Then afterwards, they're like, we're going to see Jack Carlo. And me and you had this like, we always go and get McDonald's after. But for a second, we were like, if Jack going to see Jocarlo and me and you had this like we always go and get McDonald's after but for a second We were like if Jocarlo potentially sees page in the crowd. Yeah, it's like from miles away

He's like in the nighttime Because where's that shimmery Italian greasy hair? I see with those long fingers Pony my direction. You know, I'm going through a hair transformation. How dare you? Why did I hear hair transplant for a... hair transplant? Hair transplant. Are you? No, I'm just not washing. I just got down on bathing and I pulled it. You're depressed. You're just trying to disguise your depression as hair cycling when literally you're just not leaving your couch. That's exactly what I'm doing. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm like I'm not gonna watch my hair for seven days because I physically can't. This thought of getting in the shower makes me cry.

But crying in the shower is the best because no one could tell you're crying. I live alone, let it out. True. So anyway, we get to the Jack Harlow concert and it is everything. And they hooked us up with this VIP area. And they're professional festival goers. Yeah. They knew all the weird jumpy dances. Yeah, we were doing. She knew how to have every cute little chaachky on.

Every glitter sticker that was sold in the US. She knew it was wearing it. Rock had everyone on her shoulders. Yeah. The whole festival where me and you were like, we're tired. And we listened. And then I remember me and you are battery hit. We were sober.

We hit a wall at the same time. We looked at each other and we were like, we got to get away from these people. But this is the thing. They were like so overly nice and hospitable that like this was not an easy out for us. Because she was like, what can I do for you to make sure you guys have the best fucking time? And we're like, we just want to go to bed. And that was not an option.

No. She is like, she is like, no, you're coming with us. We're going to the next performance. Everyone was like, what like, okay, let's go. We're walking. We pulled a full cue. When I tell you that Hannah and I looked at each other, I was like, how do we put a full mental conversation being like, we can't say we're leaving, because we'll kill us. So how do we run away? We lied to Shina's face and she, we lied right to Shina's face.

And she's never addressed it, which is why we know she's a good friend. But because the group, there was a moment of chaos. You have to wait for them to like miscommunicate. Some moments like trying to get drinks. They had ran out of drinks. Well, Jack Harlow was over too. It was time to go to the next field for the next performance.

I looked at Hannah and I said, this is hard. Their admins started to fall apart. I was like, this is our time. People were keeping eyes on us. Like, we always had like one of their friends near us. And I remember we had to like, we were lying like crazy. I was like, my grandma. We tried to stray one time and someone literally like, we're going this way. And I looked at Hannah and I was like, my grandma. We tried to stray one time and someone literally was like, we're going this way.

And I looked at Hannah and I was like, cause we were trying. We were actually, I think, lied and said, like, will, this is what we said, we said, will text you when there was no service. If we ever say, no, will text you, know that we're lying. Like, why would we leave to say will text you?

So they were like, we're getting drinks and we're like, oh, we're gonna head out, but will text you. She is calling us, Brock started a car, I just had to get? So they were like, we're getting drinks and we're like, oh, we're gonna head out, but we'll text you. Sheen is calling us, Brock started a car all of us. I just had to get worried, you were like, don't fucking care. No, I'll bless English.

No, I immediately didn't speak English. So my phone was the root went into the crowd. I said, would let it be, what it's supposed to be. And we got home. But one thing about Sheen as a friend, because I know Sheen knows in the drama too, I feel like she is the kind of person that will be so nice to you until you cross her.

And then she gets hurt. She will care for you when you've done nothing for her. Like has been so overly there for me when I- No, you just, yeah. I didn't do anything to earn it, but I know. And every time you pass your been LA, she always comes, She always comes. She always text anytime she's in New

York, she'll always text us and be like, I don't know what your schedule is, but I'm here. It's crazy. She didn't text us this last Watch屋 and live. I think she was busy beating. I would be busy. Don't be weren't there. No, Hannah. Could you imagine?

As if she didn't text us and was like, Hey, just finished watch what happens. I've we're going to dinner. Come. We if Sheena text us and was like, hey, just finish watching it Inside we're going to dinner calm. We probably wouldn't have gone but like you don't get out of this thing though Imagine she not put hands on someone with her long fingernails because she's little picturing dainty like little tiny women Doing something physical is hilarious It's just sketch comedy imagine her just like doing the splits and being like, ha! Ha!

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I could just see her figuring it out. And having like too much emotions that she just like was like, I need to defend Ariana. Yeah. Not condoning violence, just trying to think through she shoes like psyche. But also, just as for Shishu, Jess condoning violence, just trying to think through she shoes like, but also just as for she shoe, just in general, because I feel like that show they've tried to make her a friend of so many times.

And like how many times does she have to prove that she is the show? Yeah, she will always be the glue of the show and she always serves every time she's on the show. It's giving it spite of her edits. It's giving someone on production doesn't like her. I know. That's how it feels. The same way they made they can make her look like boy crazy. They could have made her look like someone that you empathize with and you're like, damn, she's had some bad luck with men. Also, I feel like we've said this before and this like kind of proves it.

Reality TV is an entertainment show that is put out to entertain people for 45 minutes every single night. They have 72 to 100 hours of footage in one week that they look through and then put together certain pieces to give you that 45 minute show for you to make an opinion on each person whether you like them or you don't like that. And they give you what their personality, who they are in everyday life and whatever. And then you decide based on that, if you like the show, if you like these people. That's why like one season you're like, I love this person. Like season you're like, I hate this person.

The person didn't change the story they wanted to tell was different. I want to say a hot take. Yeah. Why when this came out, I was not surprised. Because I feel like I'm too, I'm in too deep. Like I've seen too much. Yes. You've been shocked. I'm just so worried that I'm like, I've seen a lot in these streets and I think what was shocking to me was that like it came out. It wasn't shocking to me like that that could happen. I think what was shocking to me was that it came out. It wasn't shocking to me that that could happen.

I think I was most shocked that it came out in such a real and vulnerable way. True. Normally, it's very contrived as in like, you tell production what's going on. They say, how do we want to show this world? Do you think they had their own plan of how they want to drop it like maybe next season? I think that they were trying to avoid at all cost production being involved. But if you're on the show Eventually if he leaves but if you think he was gonna leave Ariana to be with Raquel

But he wanted to do when the season was over. I think he wanted to do when the season was over Yeah, he was waiting for so long. But also, I just feel so bad for Ariana because, because, okay, most cheating situations too, you don't know the woman, or you do know the woman, but she's not like one of your friends in your friends. The pain of like, like she's probably going through so many memories

in her head being like, I was so's probably going through so many memories in her head being like, I was so dooped and feeling so like gross after like, I mean, we love you Ariana, shout out to Ariana, we cannot support you more. I do think though, good riddance. You know the happiest person out of all of this? Who? Haley Bieber. Haley's like, what did I do to deserve the

four-you pages just. If Haley gets sliding into Raquel's DMs right now. Thanks girl. I mean my love. If Raquel isn't my loving it up and Haley's DMs right now, she should be. This is my thing though when I say good riddance. I don't I don't know sand of all that much. I don't know Raquel that much. Yeah, it wasn't my wedding. Yeah. People like she never told me that I forgot about that. Me and Abraut Raquel to the wedding Raquel was newly single. She is so sweet and nice. Every time I've ever talked to her, she's so nice. And I've known her like five years ago

when I was working for like interviewing at the media company. And I met her and James was like being hilarious, crazy James. Yep. And she was so nice. James posting on his grid, the page 6, no, Ariana Maddox's brother. Brother, I thought his was great. Who let's be honest, does not like the camera, does not want to be on reality TV, does

not like any of it, and like we see you, we understand you, sir. Your feelings are completely valid. He basically wrote in support of like, just feeling very hurt. Yeah. And James was going in, but then people were like, James, you cheated on, Raquel, like millions of times. Millions of times. I have watched some, like, summer house episodes,

and I'm like, that is, like, not even me. Like, you, it's like a different, almost like a character, or a few of who you really are. It's called context, because I always was like, well, that's you, you're showing what you are. If you show me saying something

in response to something that is different, like, obviously, I look crazy. Yeah. Dude, especially when you have a loud personality. Well, if someone's talking about something really serious and then they show you laughing and smiling and not, you're like, I obviously. And then cut to someone saying, page won't stop laughing.

Done, you're done. Like it's done. I don't care what you say. And honestly, that's why Giggly squad really started because when we First were on reality TV together We were like this is a weird connection. This is we're funny. This is something and we realized that they had no interest in it They were like you guys are funny. There was come a weed being the bathroom like are you ready? We have our Netflix special and we were just like no they would like I would just leave and we'd be in the bathroom, like, are you ready for our Netflix special? And we would just go. And they'd be like, no.

They would just leave and we'd be like, oh my god. So we realized that not only were our real true, true personalities not coming across, but our friendship wasn't coming across either. So we were like, why not? We know we have something good here. Why not actually show it the way we want to? Unedited, raw and real. And that's why we have something good here. Why not actually show it the way we want to? Like, unedited, raw and real.

And that's why we have Giggly Squad. Because- Unedited, raw, real, cast documentary. Oh my god, that was so intense. I know. I think another reason, and thank you for that. That was beautiful. We are in a studio today, so it's feeling like very,

we're just like serving. This episode is like heated. I think that I wasn't that surprised, because when you're on a reality TV show, a lot of people will have relationships with people within that show to stay relevant with storylines. And I know people are like, it's so crazy.

Why were Kell? I'm like, that's literally the only person he would. Like think of another single person on the show. And it's not that like they're doing it purposely for storyline, it definitely helps, but it's also like your work crush. It's like you see them every day, you're getting calls like what's your storyline,

what's going on, and it feels naughty, it feels sexy. Yeah. Did you ever have a secret relationship? Like in my life. Yeah. Like you kept a secret from a friend or your parents. Or me. A secret or a dog or your parents or me.

A secret or a cry or your dog. I'm trying to think if there was any one, I mean like I've had sex with people. And then I've been like, hey, I gotta tell you, like I had sex with that person. Like, okay, here's a perfect example. One of my girlfriends hooked up with this guy. And then like two years later, I hooked up with him. And I was like, I kind of got to tell her, right?

But you also, nothing happened from it? No. These are people. We were like, so I texted her and I was like, hey, just gotta let you know, like, I just slept with whoever lasted and she was like, cool. Like, I don't care. Yeah, you want to get ahead of it?

You want to get ahead of it, but also like, I knew nothing was happening with him. And nothing happened with her. Like it's not like they dated. I've never had a secret relationship where I couldn't tell the person because it was really bad. Or it's like, while they're together? No. I did have a secret relationship once. Yeah. Where I pressured my best friend Becca to move to New York City because she's from Arkansas. Yeah. So I was a year ahead of her, she graduated college and I was like, you have to come to New York City. I'll set it up, I'll get you an apartment.

It was like me, her, and then two random guys. She was gonna graduate in like three months, but I moved in early. And one of the guys is like, kind of cute. Found out he plays tennis. We start playing tennis together. Next thing you know, I was like, am I in love with that? And then we,

This is a sitcom that could have been a huge success. A legit sitcom. And then we like, sitcom that could have been a little bit of a juice. A little bit of a juice. And then we like, I think we like made out and we were keeping it secret from the other roommate because this was like, this could have been bad. It was very early on. But also like, I'm 23, 24. And I was like, I don't want to tell Becca that we're hooking up because I don't want her to feel scared that she's coming into a potentially like situation that could go bad or like feeling third wheel like

exactly my best friend in New York City and she's gonna come in and I have a boyfriend yeah I remember I was talking her on the phone and I was like talking about some pasta he made and she was like do you like him and I was like no I like pasta duh and I was like you know thing about me is, I do a lot of things I cannot lie. I might speak too much. I take 30 seconds and I'll tell you the truth. Like, I can't lie for you. You're literally that meme.

Like, okay, fine, I'll tell you everything. That legit is you just in normal life. Like, no, no, I can't. Fine, I'll tell you at all. I'll tell you at all. So like, I literally didn't even ask. She goes to move in. First night we all go out and we're just walking to the bar and she looks at me and she

goes, you're looking at her. You care? Can I can't lie? Cause I was trying to just like not talk about it and she knows we've been in anyone. Like you can tell if I'm fucking you. That's why like the whole van Vanderpump thing is so funny because how you could be in the same room and be talking about things

and secretly you know you had sex with them. Like that's crazy. She did Ariana favor. I'm kind of excited for Ariana. She's gonna break up. And Ariana's one of those girls that when you meet her, she's gonna break up. And Ariana is one of those girls, that when you meet her, you're like, she's like viby.

Like she's cool. Like there's just something about her, where you're like, you have like a thing to you. She also used to be a comedian. She kind of has like the sauce. She just kind of walks into a room and you're like, that's a cool girl. Yeah.

And then she'll talk and you'll be like, wow, that's like very interesting. When I see something like this happen, I don't go, oh no she lost love for life. I'm like, okay I guess this was how she was able to leave the universe did this for her This for her but I do have to say there's a high of the secrecy of the relationship Because the relationship is now not secret anymore. They're about to deal with so much stress and then you just dealt with that person like okay There's no like like sexy hot, you know, at night, sex hiding from people.

Obviously, Ariana and Tom were like the real deal they were together for 10 years. Yeah, that's a good divorce. What do you think about everyone, just with the memes of Kristen Doty, just like smoking, like put me on, like tag me in. Not like, but she had sex with Jacks and while he was dating her

best friend that's why if you watch the Chris the Chris um rock special last night which I will cover yeah it's called um selective outrage and it's on Netflix yes it was live last night oh literally can I still watch it yes okay 10 p.m. live performance it's called selective outrage because people Decide who they want to be mad at and there's no like consistency or logical reasoning Like you're all mad at Raquel, but you love Kristen now when Kristen did the same thing to stop I get Kristen off my TV and made it. I'm like no, no, no, I got on you. No logic behind it So when we saw them in Vegas allegedly they, they had already started hooking up. No.

That was in September. No. They've been hooking up for seven months, allegedly. We were part of the drama. We were bystanders. We were innocent bystanders. We didn't literally no idea. As I'm trying to figure out how I'm getting backstage

with Jack Carlow, I have a full boyfriend. I'm getting back stage with Jack Carlo I'm a full boyfriend and then cool. What if I just hop this fence? We were trying to leave and we had to like step over her giving Santaval blow job We're like we're trying to get out of here. We don't even notice where I was exiting so fast Then she posted a photo with Schwartz on her page. Yes, and Katie commented yes These comments are hilarious whatever whatever. So Katie's fears at this, but now Katie's fears about something else. And then where does Lala come in? I think she's just like the only one that's like gonna say mean funny shit. Like Lala is like the outrage. Lala has outrage. She doesn't know where she

wants to put it, but if she finds you, it's coming for you. I mean, it is coming for you. Like, she would say. Walk up and punch me in the face, and I would just be like, thank you. Yeah, no, I did deserve it. Thank you. It's funny because people would be like, who's this bitch coming from Utah, like acting like she's so hard,

and like I'm from Brooklyn, so I was like that too, and then I was like, wait, I'm so scared of people from Utah. Like, I don't know what's going on over there. I would never survive a day in Utah. The women are not to be trusted. Is she a Mormon? No, I have no idea. I don't think so. I asked people because they're going to Salt Lake City, and I was like, what's going on over there. I would never survive a day in Utah. The women are not to be trusted. Is she a Mormon? No, I have no idea. I don't think so. I asked people because I'm going to Salt Lake City and I was like,

what do I do? Because I'm not going skiing and everyone goes join the church. I'm like, if they listen to Gagor Squad, they are not happy with me. They're not happy at all. You're like, hi, can I just get one of those booklets? What are those booklets, you guys? Can I just see it? They're an usher. He's giving me like an act one, act two, act three.

If you are listening to us right now, and you're like, I don't know who you're talking about, but this is entertaining, I do highly recommend starting Vanderpump from season one, if you wanna watch any more. I mean, there is nothing. There's nothing like Vanderpump, and I know that they tried to do,

like, well, I don't even know what is it. Southern. Southern. So I could trip on summer house. Yeah, they're trying to do it with the other the new like Southern Hospitality show I Haven't watched it because I grew up in the era of Vanderpump so like nothing will ever compare to Vanderpump From a stossy slapped Kristen like backhanded slap and everyone was like good in the face I can't it's that and everyone was like good after in the face

The the assault that happened on that show and the fuckery like the producers must have been like wait These are real people like what is happening? Also live they really really trying to hide shit, dude There is a scene of Stasi just cutting up Jackson's clothes And it's probably not a scene. I got a tattoo of Stasi on his arm. Everyone's cheated on everyone, but this is the problem with reality TV. We have to acknowledge these people are not like housewives.

Housewives have lived full lives. Now they like some of money, some don't, but they have husbands, some have it, some don't whatever. They've just like, they've lived life. This is these people's lives. This is their whole 20s. So everything they do has been within the show. That's why they're all fucking each other.

That's why they're all fighting with each other. But the reason why the show is good, and I'm not trying to, the reason why the show is good is because they come for each other. Yeah. And then they go, and I'll see you next season, bitch. Yes, they're not trying to kick people up shows.

They know like, at the end of the day, just their job. They know that they need other people to make a show. They know that the drama is part of the show, and they also know that like, yeah, they have egos of like, who's the number one guy in the group, but like, they get them to the day want to have a good show. Like, I saw a bunch of tweets, or not tweets, because I don't know if Twitter,

it must have been on TikTok, like, comments of people being like, kickstand of all off the show, kick, Raquel off the show, and I might not literally the last thing that a production company is going to do. Raquel was like, okay, we got to get to work. The show needs some excitement, and I mean, she is this whole season. And you know what? I guess also part of me was just like I'm excited for Ariana to have like a moment and like her own space yeah get your dog take the dog yeah was rotten hell take the dog yeah run hell what did I panic I think I said

run hell for like two years after yeah. Yeah, what are they? What are they? My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My hair. My up. Here's the other thing. I feel like, this is how I feel in terms of Bravo. Housewives are like all the teachers and like, they work at the school. Vanderpom for the seniors in high school, okay. The juniors are Southern charm.

We're like, they're kind of cool, but they're not as cool as the seniors. But they face, they are cool. And then, like, the sophomores would probably be, it would probably be summer house like we're losers But like you're not fresh you had two videos And then the freshmen it's like we don't even know them like we don't care The freshman occasionally will be cool, but fresh will occasionally fuck a senior

I'm interested for more information to come out What were they saying that it was like a video that Ariana saw of like I Don't know she like went through his phone. Oh, okay, and Ladies, I don't think it's a bad thing. I Don't like I will say that here and now Everyone's like, oh, you got to trust. You got to like, if you have a suspicion, I don't think there's anything wrong with like just taking a look. Say, you know, it's so funny. I just feel like it's too much admin.

Like I can't even have my phone. Like going through his phone. I'd be like, what are these apps? Why are you playing a golf game every 10 minutes? I always think of like early Kardashian episodes when Kim could get into anything because I feel like that. The amount of things. Oh, she break into this? She could break into anything. And one time Craig was not home

and I had to do a Giggly squad. And so I did it on his computer, like his big actual monitor. And I could have clicked guest user and gone on, but I was like, let me see if I can get on this. And I was like, I'm just gonna guess a password. 1, 2, 3, 4. Like, got on it.

No, I was like, yeah, it's stupid. This is why women need to be the head of the FBI. I said this so many times. I'm on Kim Kardashian, Shakira, and you to be running the FBI. Men literally can't find anything. Also, guys, you connected your text messages to your computer.

To your idiot. To your eye. What is it? What's the code? I. I. Sorry, do we just have a strip of watch? Apple watch.

Also, if you have an Apple watch and you're a man, I have a, what is it? Why do you put an Apple watch? That's like the TikTok where it's like, no one's trying to see you or whatever. Like, how important are you that you need fucking? No. Every time your friend jerks off,

like, why do you need an Apple Watch? Or like a fitness thing? No, I can't. I don't, I actually bought one of those like rings. Okay, that's different than like a watch. I returned it, it was $400. Cause all it's, it was tell me I was tired. And I'm like, which I know.

I don't need to spend $400. You're nagging me. I was looking at it and it's like, you know what I'm saying? You'm like, bitch, I know. I don't need to spend $4. You're nagging me. I was looking at it and it's like you. You're like, I have a husband already. Thanks mom. I know that I go to, it tells you like when you go to sleep but when you wake up and I'm like, I know that I stay up until 3 AM.

I'm alive. I don't need a second person to tell me I'm rotting in my bed at night. I know. Anyway, so overall, do you have any advice for? For people messages that they want to advice which like I think you that you think that we would have good advice on this situation I Think for Raquel

She should just lay low and the public eye she needs to lay it low, but she also needs She needs I think she needs to leave the country and change her name. If I'm being totally honest, I, I, I think that then she doesn't make any money from Vanderbomb. They need the check. Here's the other thing that I think about. If I was or a Yana, I would feel such a betrayal, obviously, from both parties, the trust issues that that's gonna cause. She had two people lying to her face every single day.

That's the craziest part. I know. And like, if you can look at your friend and be like, that was literally, Hannah, that was literally. I was like, who's fucking who? If I was secretly having sex with Dez and we were gonna tell you about it.

It was crazy, because you were like, can I go to your apartment after that? I was secretly having sex with Dez and we were gonna tell you about it Like can I go to your apartment? No, but you want to see butter and I was like butter would never say hi to you. She's gonna her claws done She has an nail appointment. No, it's just like if you can do that to your girlfriend like you can literally I think you can commit murder you feel stupid.. Well yeah, she definitely serial killer type vibes. It's serial type vibes. Also like if I was fucking Craig, you would know immediately. Like, I was like, if you wanted to be like,

I can't even think you fucking Craig'd ever be like, yes. You're like, I just love soup so much. And I'm like, why? You literally never- Call me as a little soupy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. But here's the other thing that like you do this bad thing and people don't like there's gonna be so many different consequences.

Like Requel now has zero friends. Like you've now lost not only Ariana but you've lost all of your other friends because you've done something like this. I also wonder like if any if production when they were filming this season. Had a clue. Had a clue. If they tricked production. Because I couldn't, I wouldn't put it past production to be like, we know about this and we will expose it if we don't give us something else and that's why she made out with shorts. Because production is not made. Yeah, like. They have shit to do. Yeah, they have jobs.

They have shit to do. They have a TV show to literally make from you. This also might be made up, but like, people were going and being like, I'm friends of them and this is the T. They both have these like thunderbolt necrosses. Did you see that? Yeah, that's... Is that just a coincidence?

No, I think it's vile. But they both have these thunderbolt necrosuses to remind each other that they're like in love with each other. And that like they're they're they're hard as lightning for each other. I might have made that up. No, I saw too. And I don't know. But honestly, murder wouldn't do. Like I would. I wonder if he has to get a different but tattoo with a Thunderbolt now. Because he got an A for Ariana. You say Ariana. Ariana.

How do you say Grande? Which are for Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Ariana. Ariana. How does, how's, you know what, now I'm going to care about it. When you say you sound very Wisconsin when you say Ariana Ariana's going.

Okay, go be at your area. Now let's get some cheese curds. We'll get hammered forget about that. We're kale stuff. I say Ariana. We were so funny because we were like should we talk about Van or Pomp and we were like I don't know and you guys wanted a deep dive. We had to back to back deep dive episodes. We normally don't, but this there's just been like so much fun page nails. So much going on. Also, can we move on from it? Yeah, I would love to. Okay, the Chris Rock put out basically a response

special. It took him like a full year, which is like really fast actually to come up with a full special. Well, Smith.e Will Smith. And it was live. Like Netflix aired live. But it was stand up. It wasn't like a. It was stand up. There was a little pre-show stand up. And this is like huge for stand up.

Netflix has never done this. He did amazing. He did kind of like mess up one joke at the end because he was so worked up. Like he was so heated. Do you know anything about it? About the Will Smith stuff. I know about the Chris Rock special.

No. He destroyed Harry and Megan. Do you know anything about it? About the Will Smith stuff. I know about the Chris Rock special. No. He destroyed Harry and Meghan. No way. He hates Harry and Meghan. He basically was like these two people who like don't want attention. Why do we see them so much?

And then he was kind of making fun of like, Meghan and her in-laws. And then being like, oh, you didn't know the world family was racist. Like, they invented racism. Yeah. And his takes are just so fucking genius. And then there was a South Park episode

that Craig made me watch. That's made me. And it was like, like, me and Craig, wait, dude, does watch South Park together? Does showed it to me, but it was like when they went on a talk show, being like, we want privacy. We want privacy. And it kind of like we ate.

And then Megan said she didn't think it was funny. I'm like, okay, let's acknowledge that it was funny. That was funny. That was funny. It's funny. Yeah, I hate when people are like, I hate when people just can't see humor and things. People would make like, there's one girl

who imitated people on summer house, and I must have shown, like that was hilarious. Like if you're gonna make fun of me, make it funny. Also, that's the other thing. That's the other thing. Like people that say shit about us on podcasts, like that are... When it's funny? If you're talking shit about me, make it funny, because then I do agree.

Like watch what crap is, huge fans. If you just come out and you're like, pages ahead of the mean girls. And like, that's not funny. Well people, that's just people wanting to get likes for saying something mean about mine. But like say something hilarious about how I- How punchline. Yeah, punchline is not-

There's so much to work with. Yeah, I literally give a creative. I've been on that, a comment really gets me. Yeah. So yeah, he went on on them. He made fun of like Lulu Lemon. OK. And but he's all like leading up. like when he's gonna talk about Will Smith

He fucking what? Like he's pissed at him like they're they're he's dead to him Well, he had to address it and let's just say Will Smith you punched the wrong person You slapped the wrong person don't slap a stand comedian because he had a year to sit down with his people and be like How do we fucking make this so fucking funny? Yeah, and off kind of being like, everyone is calling you a little bitch. He's like, because your wife cheated on you with your son's friend. He says that and he goes, don't get mad at me because it's all over the internet. You had a red table talk where like you sat down. She was like, how to feel when I blew that other guy's dick.

Giving red table talk. Yeah, and he was like, you did that. Everyone called you a bitch. He's like, I tried to call for, and he was like you did that. Yeah, everyone called you a bitch. He's like, I tried to call for condolences to make you feel better. You didn't answer. What's up? Wait, before the slap, Chris Rock tried to call Will Smith and say, Hey, bro, you got some fucked up shit going on. Yeah. Okay. He didn't answer. Okay. I mean, it might even joke, but he was like, I called you and you didn't answer. Yeah. I was trying to be cool. I never said shit about you. And he goes, so all these people call him, you a bitch, and you hit me. Yep.

And then he was like, and you're the dude that played Muhammad Ali. He's like, I played Pookie, and he's like, I'm a skinny little dude. You played Muhammad Ali. You're gonna hit me and take it out on me. Apparently, Jada started it because she was mad that Chris Rock hosted the Oscars

after Will Smith wasn't nominated for a concussion in the movie. Jada seems like a lot of drama and honest quite frankly a fucking headache. Like I'm- You be potato. I just like I'm- Chris Rock's a nut. He kinda like-

That's when he got kinda worked up. Wait for- can we pause for a second? Your nails look so good. Literally, so good they look fake. Is it Jell? It's Jell and I've been growing them out and I've been trying to get the right green for months now. You're just, it's giving? I don't even know who you are. But I like, I'm interested in right?

Like I'm a little mysterious. Like I think you should start wearing more rings. Oh my, like I need to have like a curated... I think you should get like a baby tattoo on your fingers. Like a star with little dots coming out. I think we should get Giggly squad right here. Oh no. Anyway, he goes, Jada, he calls her a bitch.

I think he like lost his wording. He lost the plot. He lost the plot. He called her bitch, but he was like bitch. Concussion was a bad movie. And then, at that day, he's the one that gave me a concussion. I don't know, I'm in that movie. But then he basically was like a selected outrage

while you hitting me. And then he ended basically like my parents raised me not to fight in front of white people. And that's why they made it back. It was amazing. It was amazing. Wait, I can't wait to watch that. I'm so proud of him.

I thought it was incredible. And he rocked it. And I think it like has brought him back to like I think he's the greatest of all time. I will say that I've never watched a Chris rock stand up that I didn't like like even the one before people were like I didn't really think it was that funny. I've all I thought it was like I've always liked him I've always thought he was very funny. I always think I think he's funnier and stand up Then he is in like different roles. I did like his movie head of state. Did you ever see that? I don't know if I ever thought. Tracing Morgan was in it.

He basically is the first black president. OK. It's amazing. No, I've never watched an I. It's amazing. Mike Tyson's ex is on it. She was great in it. Did you see OJ Simpson putting out an Instagram story

being like, everyone's asking me what I think about the Alex Murdoff trial. So I guess I'll tell you my thoughts. I was like, do not tell anyone your thoughts. You fucking idiot. He was like, and his thoughts were, I think he's gonna get off. And I'm like, you're insane.

So because we're out of time next episode, we are going to go deep dive into the Alex Murdo documentary. It's on Netflix. There's also one on HBO if you want it. Oh, before are going to go deep dive into the Alex Murda documentary. It's on Netflix. There's also one on HBO if you want it. Oh, before we go to, everybody was saying like, we can't wait to talk for us to talk about Jordan Woods, like chiming in. Oh yeah. We saw it.

We saw the story. She said, love the slip liner. I'm, have, and will continue to be team Jordan. I'm 100% team Jordan. I don't like when people get ganged up on. No, and I don't like when people like, especially when I'm like Instagram, I just don't like Instagram bullying,

and I feel like a lot of people bullied her, and I didn't like that. Oh, for sure, for sure. And at the end of the day, the men need to check themselves. Justin, what's going on? Apparently he posted a bunch of happy birthday photos, and it was just the back of Haley's head on one.

I, yes. She should go. She should just go. Leave him. She should have a lesbian relationship with Selena. Okay, now he's on like a trail on my hand. Which is the best way to go. I was like Selena had a birthday and then conveniently six months later. Haley had a birthday. I will always love Haley. I do. I don't get mean girl vibes. And even if she is a mean girl, I don't give a shit

because I don't know her. I do get- And I'll never mean her. We never know. We do know the- For the underpun people, Tom, I hope everyone's happy. I just, it was definitely messy. But also, this is reality.

We just what we signed up for. We all get entertained. We all forgot our own issues this weekend because we were so deep. Thank God, because I was in signed up for. We all get entertained. We all forgot our own issues this weekend because we were so deep. Hey, God, because I was in a deeper pressure. Yeah, we know. She has a showered in 32 days.

She has a showered in 32 days. A bit more fucked up than in 9 days. Life is my perspective. And sometimes you just have to go on Twitter and see who is getting ruined that day. And that's the world of the story. I want to let you guys know. I added another Salt Lake City show and I'm going to Oklahoma City

Okay, I didn't even know they had a city Gonna be honest I chose New York and Boston and then we were going to Nashville and then tons of Texas shows and we added a Chicago show Because you guys sold out the last one so go to Chicago. We did oh sick. Yep, we done I mean they show up as long. I'm going. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us and we'll talk to you later. Bye!