Giggly Squad - Giggling about screenshots, cults, and falling
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What is up my deck the halls with giggles?
It's holiday season, y'all.
No, we're dressed to...I have a bone right here.
You have a flower on your tits.
We're so excited for the holidays.
I was saying that, you know, the Christmas PR team
is now stressed.
They are in full work.
They're like, crisis PR now.
Get the elves in check.
Get everyone happy.
Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
I did have a good Thanksgiving.
I fell to my stick.
Also, wait, you have like elegant long proms. I fell to my stares.
Also, wait, you have like elegant long prom stairs, like main character energy stairs.
No, this stairs in my home are the centerpiece of the house.
Like they don't talk to the hailing.
They have no business being that stary as they are.
The stairs are staring.
They have no business being as bitchy as they are.
Yeah. Like they spiral, they have, they just...
Does your brother ever like slide down?
No one goes down those stairs.
Oh, they're just terrified.
Okay.
Because the elevator?
Those stairs go directly up to my bedroom
where the stairs on the other side of the house
is what people use.
Okay, so these are your personal stairs.
These are my personal stairs.
Who hates you?
Literally tried to sabotage me.
They're like, you're not walking in those heels.
So here's the first thing is, I haven't fallen.
I feel like in a while.
It's freeing.
I'll tell you, that should be free.
There's like three seconds where you're like,
if I lose it all today, get my fairs in order.
And it's very different falling, as an adult, rather than like falling as a child.
Like if you fall as a kid, like that,
oh, if you popped right back up.
If I had an echo.
No one cares if you fell down the stairs as a child.
They're like, figure it out, you know?
Well, you know, it falls in an adult.
Every issue that has been like building up just comes out
because you're like, I can't fucking do this life.
No.
Did you cry?
I did it, but I'm so dramatic.
How did the fall happen?
You have to give me a play-by-play.
One step.
That's like me skiing on the green.
Okay, my stairs in my house, I would say there's probably like 15 stairs.
I'm literally about to step on the bottom one.
Oh, so you're happy.
You got cockies.
You thought you were safe.
So I have just socks on and like an oversized t-shirt.
And I'm walking down the stairs.
I just slip, bang my side hip into the stair
and then like the rest of my body's like on the ground.
So I'm just like there for like maybe half a second
and I hear my mom go, oh my God, did you fall?
And I'm still sitting there silently.
Then like I'm so dramatic,
we're getting ready to like go to dinner.
And I was like, I can't go to dinner.
I can't go to dinner, I just,
you're like, I'm cold.
Oh.
My mom was like,
might think you can go to dinner.
I need a process,
the trauma that my body just went through.
Then I saw a TikTok, like earlier in the day
that was like, oh, when you just associate,
don't get nervous.
It just means your brain needed a mental break.
But that is concerning.
So I'm laying on the ground.
I now have Craig, Sierra, and my mom standing over me
being like, are you OK?
I go into a cold sweat.
I get dizzy,
I think I'm gonna vomit.
You have a little panic attack.
Three inches.
That's not saying felt, you slipped.
You slipped?
I slipped, I felt like couldn't get up.
Yeah, life alert, immediately.
I'm not really waiting for everyone to say like,
I had to see where you felt like the crime scene.
You're like, I'm not moving,
so people see in the full effect.
I have a massive bruise, which I'll show you later.
I don't wanna see it.
It was intense.
I can't do bruises in between options.
The adrenaline was wild.
And then what else happened during Thanksgiving?
That was just like, my mom asked someone
if they believed in God,
and like, why don't they?
And so that...
That's just a typical Thanksgiving.
That's just a typical Thanksgiving.
Was God present for the conversation?
God was in the room with us.
This is...
My mom is so like, so like, datey and like sweet,
and then randomly she'll just say something
like that so So insane.
Like pocket.
And by the way, we had to pry this cranberry,
this cranberry cake recipe out of Kim.
And I realized, I think it's because it's like Italian moms
don't give away their recipes.
Mom, my mom said, oh, it was a New York Times recipe.
I love the pom-tort.
Yeah.
And my Nana, she's loves attention.
So she's sharing.
She's not so sh-
She didn't even come to my Thanksgiving because she got sick
And then asked us to take photos for her and within three minutes those photos were on Instagram
Me and says we never post photos together like her first photo true content creator
I truly was concerned when semi photos. I need to
Post it for Thanksgiving always Always working. Always working.
Always working.
Always thinking, where can I get that like and that follow?
And that is why she's successful.
Yeah.
But yeah, Nana got a really bad cold.
It's so banana.
But she's doing better, shout out Nana.
She did love the attention.
I want to go to Nana so bad for dinner.
Oh, she would love that.
I would love if you picked a weekend that we like planned to
drive to Nana Sunday morning, spend the day with her and then like eat dinner and go. The cozy
as experience and then she likes to watch like a movie. Yeah. That's like black and white. No, I
love it. And then explain to you like why that person was like the hottest person they a girl
of like the 1930s. I love that. People have been talking about the baby thing.
Like, babies are being thrown around
because my brother has the most the cutest baby ever.
And I interviewed Julia Fox, and I posted it,
because I was like, Julia, do you think I should have a baby?
Because if you're going to ask someone,
you're going to ask Julia Fox.
You're going to ask Julia Fox.
And she literally goes, wait, but it's weird with women
because you can't wait too long.
And then she's like, wait, if you have stuff to do
in your career.
I'm like, but Julia, you have your career is going so well
and you have a kid.
And she's like, yeah, but I can't enjoy it
because I'm too tired.
And then that makes a lot of sense, though.
And then I'm thinking about like, we're exhausted now.
I know.
And I don't have a child.
And I have a daughter.
I was holding Polo like a baby the other day
because I was feeding him pumpkin pie off my finger
and I got a little on his fur.
So I was wiping his fur off of pumpkin pie
and I was like, I could be a mother.
And my mom was like, you know, I think so.
You just fed the dog pumpkin pie from your finger.
It doesn't make a mother.
And I was like, that's true.
Literally a single mom.
I actually remember one Thanksgiving I had a bad fall too.
Oh my God.
Not to make it about me, but like one of those I was riding my bike and I get cocky.
You're first me.
I get cocky.
Like you go a little fast and you're like I'm Tony Hawk.
And then it was one right in front of the house you can need to go right or left and I
just I think I had a brain fart
and I couldn't decide.
It was on straight.
So I just, I literally flipped over the handlebars.
And I just like, nothing broke or anything,
but I skidded across like the gravel.
Yeah.
And I just lay it there and waited for people to see me.
Yeah.
Because you're in shock.
Yeah, you're like, did it happen?
Like, I need someone to see this to make it real.
And I remember like, my whole family came inside
and I'm just lying in the street.
Just performance art.
And then they brought me back
and they were like taking like pebbles on my body
and they called me the English patient.
Do you know? It's like a movie about so many English patients.
I'm about someone who got like hurt really bad
and they couldn't move out of a coma for,
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was being so dramatic.
And then in Brooklyn, we had this house with the stairs.
Just like, you know, some old stairs are made for like,
I think people were a littler back then.
Yeah.
Like the foot, no foot was gonna fit.
I don't know.
I think that people were smaller.
I think people were tiny.
Yeah.
Like tiny adorable put in my pocket.
Yeah.
Or they just like couldn't do math.
I wonder why that is.
I think it's like the bigger people survive.
I don't know.
The people who can reach the cabinets will survive.
Carl.
Star one really did it with this one.
Zaddy and Darwin.
He was like, you know, the girl needs six, three men.
So these stairs, like every time you stepped,
you're like, if I'm not so 100% focused,
I'm gonna eat shit.
So it just came to normal.
My house to just hear like, do do god, one's the last time I legitimately fell
and like, ate shit like that.
And I remember two years ago, I was getting out of an Uber
and I was hit by a motorized.
Scooby.
Wait, that's intense.
No, it was so intense, like in the moment,
but I- You can't hear them.
You have no idea what's happening.
I'm getting out of the Uber.
I have a tequila bottle in one hand,
and I have a, my cell phone in the other.
Obviously.
On my way to a pregame.
And I just like turn,
and this guy just fucking swipes me.
I mean, I go flying in the air.
I land on the ground and the same thing.
I just like sat there.
I was like, I just got pulverized.
And as a woman, I feel like this is where I hate the
patriarchy, because as a woman, inherently, I was like,
oh my god, that was my fault.
I'm so sorry to this man that just drove over my alive body.
And I'm apologizing to him and he just,
he's going, he's right away.
Well, bikes were invented by the patriarchy.
And then this mom came over and was like, are you okay?
Like, did you hit your head?
You know, like, that's a loaded question.
And I, she's like, why do you puke in your purse at 7 p.m.?
Nothing happened to the tequila bottle.
I remember the time, I held it up in the air.
I remember at the time I was single.
I touched them and my friends.
And I called all of them was like,
I was just hitting the street.
Not one cared.
So.
No, when I got hit by a current college, the first thing I did
was call my coach, tell them I'm going to be late for practice.
That's the first thing I thought of.
Not like, oh, am I going to be OK?
Yeah.
Women, we have to change how we think.
Yeah.
Like me apologizing to that man.
You must killed me.
Did you have a Thanksgiving Eve moment in your town?
Of course, it's my Super Bowl.
Did you do it?
Can I tell you what I did on Instagram,
like Monday night and Tuesday night?
I was helping all the girls get their Thanksgiving Eve outfits.
Okay.
Because I know what that night is like.
Mm-hmm.
And you're like rebranding.
Like, I don't care who you were three days before Thanksgiving Eve.
You can walk in that bar being whoever you want.
Yeah.
Going into your hometown bar is just, I mean, it's your Regina George moment.
I lived for it.
See it.
See it.
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So I get a text this year?
This year.
And this has never happened before.
From two of my friends, I actually had like a decent friend
group, even though I was only there for like a year and a half
because I was coming from Florida.
It's a whole thing.
And they were like, hey, do you want to come to Beacon
High School reunion tonight?
And I was like, I'm in West Hampton,
but you should told me earlier.
I'm like, what are you guys doing?
And they're like, we're meeting at a bar
on the Upper West side.
And I'm like, that would've been too...
Wait, what year did you graduate high school?
2009. 2009.
Okay.
So they're like, we're going to bar in the Upper West side.
I'm like, that would've been too far from me anyway.
Yeah.
Wait, I'm like, kind of sad you missed it.
No, well then, they were like sending me pictures.
And I don't even know who's married, who's not, who's a DJ. Like, I'm like kind of sad you missed it. No, well then they were like sending me pictures. And I don't even know like who's married,
who's not, who's a DJ, like I don't know.
I feel like everyone I went to high school
with is married and has kids.
So I feel like we wouldn't even have kids.
We wouldn't even like get together
Thanksgiving Eve.
True. But I have you been to any high school reunions.
I went to one like before I was on TV.
Okay.
And I will randomly get like messages from people from Beacon and be like, what's up?
Yeah.
On more gets stuff from tennis girls, because the tennis girls we played together from like
my whole like age 12 to age 18, so they'll be like, yeah, what are you doing on this Facebook
reel?
And I'm like, oh, hey girl.
I, we had one.
I remember we had like a five and I was like, I'm not going to it. I'm not where I want hey, girl. We had one. I remember we had like a five,
and I was like, I'm not going to it.
I'm not where I want to be in my life.
I'm not ready to flex.
And then I like missed our 10.
And then I forgot it.
And then I don't even know if we've like had.
Our 10 was like during COVID.
Yeah.
Well, that's unfortunate.
But I know that people like go hard on that,
and I've never really experienced it
So I almost did it, but I didn't I have a gripe
I love a gripe. I know we're like loving look we love Gen Z and anything they tell us to use like we're gonna use it
We're gonna try it, but I'm
Be careful with your words, okay
In theory, we love a lip oil.
I'll put a lip oil on all day long.
I think they're so cute.
I love the rebrand the chapstick has gotten
and it's lip oil.
But when your lips are actually chapped,
you need a aquafore.
You need a legitimate chapstick.
Are they out here saying lip oil
should be replacing chapstick?
I just feel like every time I go in my bag where I would
usually get a chopstick has now been there's a lip oil in there.
And I did that to myself. I love your play of a Gen Z for once
in your bag. They made me buy it. So I have 27 lip oils.
They're not of the type of thing.
The Benetin.
What's that?
I think it's a lip oil.
I do have to say not all lip oils are created equal.
Some lip oils, you put it on and you're like,
I just put out a oil that's like slightly pink on my lip.
And it goes away.
You have joy for 15 seconds.
For sure.
And it's like, I'm all about 10 seconds of euphoria
throughout my day.
For sure.
I'll do those like dopamine heads.
So I'll throw on a lip oil that doesn't work
and I'll love it and I'll re-bite it.
But when I'm in crisis mode,
where I'm in tropical Albany for five days
and my lips are crusting off my face,
take your lip oil, shove it up your ass.
I need heavy duty aquafore.
I do think lip oil has not hit where it needs to hit.
I think a lip oil you can put on over a full lip.
Console?
Yeah.
With lipstick.
Yeah.
Then some lip oil.
Yeah.
I have a question for you.
When people put on aquafore, you can't just put a pencil over it.
It just doesn't work.
Right.
So you have to pre-prep your lips.
So by the time you're
going to paint on it, it's ready. People don't talk about that. No one talks about the pre prep of lips.
Or they'll, if you're getting your makeup done, they put the lip, the aqua for first. Yeah.
And then they do everything. And then they take it off. And then they're ready. Then they put it on.
It is so hard to be a woman. No, because do you ever like put lipstick on and then all the sudden
you can feel the pieces of your skin on your lips coming off
And then you have to bite it off with your oh, yeah, I'll pull it off in front of people. Yeah, and I'll throw it at them
Yeah, people don't talk about that enough. They'll ruin your whole day if you know that like
Skin is falling off your lip all people are just like eat it
I stuff I was you know bullied online
I was bullied online. No, there was a time online where it was very much fun.
It doesn't shower.
And the fact that we're both in blazers feels very NPR right now.
We're not aware.
We don't know if you were aware, but Hannah was bullied online.
No, like there's a number to call. There are things that I probably deserved, but there were some things we don't know if you are aware, but Hannah was bullied online No, like there's a number to call there are things that I probably deserved
But there were some things I don't they say that my lips always look chapped
Yeah, and they say that I don't shower which is so funny to me because
We've gotten in fights about your over excessive showering
So page let's have an honest moment here on the card.
I'm like very open sore right now.
I can take it.
Okay.
Why do you think people think I look like I haven't showered
and my lips are always chapped?
Because you don't brush your hair.
And when he's away.
And it's not even that you don't brush your hair.
No, you don't.
I don't.
I don't.
It's that your hair's always down and you don't brush it
because it's usually coming out
of like some type of curl that you've had it in the day before.
Not even.
I just, I woke up like this bitch.
I woke up with your hair.
Your hair dries like that too, which I think people don't understand.
This is how it drives.
Like it drives wavy.
And you know, my mom, every day we'll say, did you brush your hair?
Yeah.
And I said, my mom, 32, don't'll say, did you brush your hair? Yeah. And I said, my mom, I'm 32.
Don't worry about me, but no, I didn't.
But I do think it's like, when did we,
like, do you think men, if they had long hair,
would have to brush it all the time?
Brushing your hair is exhausting.
No, I think we just get like blamed for things.
That like, but it is true.
Like, if you don't have your hair brushed, like, I think like if you don't have your hairbrush,
like I think people think you don't have your shit together.
Yeah.
We just do.
I also feel like that sometimes when I wear my hair like up.
Yeah.
Also when I brush my hair too much, it does kind of get frizzy.
So I like the look, I'll brush my hair more.
I'll brush my hair.
I'll brush it.
Who cares?
Do whatever you want.
I do want you to start wearing your hair more ponytail, so.
I will.
Yeah.
I will.
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I am a big screenshot girly right now.
Like I'm screenshotting everything.
What's the percentage that you're ever going back
and looking at the screenshots?
Zero.
Yeah.
So today, you're just filling up your,
your, the amount of things that I go,
this is super important.
I'm gonna screenshot it.
Like what mental illness am I suffering from
that I continually keep screenshotting things
that I know I will never, never see again,
but I feel good.
Are you screenshotting?
What are you screenshotting?
Let's, I'll show you my screenshots.
Okay.
I screenshot a Maryfuck killed I wanna do with you on the pod.
Okay. I screenshot a vintage store that killed I want to do with you on the pod. Okay. I screenshot a vintage store that I want to go to in France one day
Screenshot it. Romaine Michelle's high school reunion because I've never watched it and I want to watch it once
I screenshot it this girl's outfit, but a photographer was walking in front. So I missed outfit
I screenshot it a coffee shop. I want to go to it in lowry side. I
Screenshot it this outfit that I'm probably not gonna buy.
I have to.
But that's a very you outfit, that was very cute.
I screenshot it a four ingredient banana bark
that I'm never gonna make.
I'm never gonna make.
I screenshot it, energy takers, rich energy givers.
Cause my mom sent it to me, and I think that was important.
Then I screenshot it a podcast episode that I'll never listen to.
A girl's red-colored hair that I'm not gonna know.
I screenshot it a tweet that says,
what if birds don't even need to spit food into each other's mouths?
They just like it.
No, my screen chards are a wild place.
Wait, I feel like that is your aesthetic.
Like if everyone just went to their screenshot, because you don't...
That's what the inside of my mind is.
Yeah, like that is really what your true aesthetic is.
Oh, also, you know, every now and then, we have a good back and forth text conversation
that I like to blast to the public.
Yeah.
What was going on with this cottage cheese combination?
Okay, let's talk about the kind of cheese combination
because people were screaming at me.
Oh my god, I never want to cause hate for you online.
But I think you just,
well, first of all, everyone thought they were baked beans.
So, anyway, it was Thanksgiving day.
So I didn't have the time to be like,
was it salsa?
It's not big beans.
Okay, it's called corn relish.
And it's like, it almost has the consistency of like,
a pepper jelly, like, route, I've ever had like pepper jelly.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Like an aioli.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Like I'm a mission star chef.
I know what that is.
You put jelly and you put some pepper on.
I know what pepper jelly is.
We've, my questions are. Okay, you, yeah.
A cracker.
You do a cracker and cottage cheese
and then corn relish and it's so good.
Well, cottage cheese all day.
I didn't, you didn't put context to this.
You didn't show the cracker.
I know, I know, you just sent it.
I got excited.
I said, oh, I'm going to show the
same as you, those cutting random
shrimp with cottage cheese.
Okay, well, I appreciate that.
Don't ever do it again.
Um, wait, I'll.
Okay, like I texted you on Thanksgiving.
Hey, like you should try this with cottage cheese.
You immediately shut me down, made fun of me.
Then said something mean.
Nice of like, L.O.L. back.
Real friends.
Don't acknowledge a holiday.
If you did, then happy birthday.
I mean Thanksgiving.
I'd be like, are we fighting?
Like, I feel like, are we just didn't like it?
Did you steal money from me?
Are you about to drop some horrible news on me?
Like real friends.
The Thanksgiving text though.
Look.
No, let's talk about it.
Okay, this is horrible, but if you're out here sending,
like, anything Thanksgiving text.
Anything Thanksgiving text, because obviously you're first to your friends.
You're not sending it to.
If you're sending it to your second to your friends, what do you want from them?
It's an end goal.
What's the end goal?
Third of all, you're an ex, who's just getting an excuse to text.
Yeah.
Which is like, I respond happy turkey day.
Because I'm not even gonna say that.
Because you're different.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm not like other girls, you know?
Yeah, I'm not like other girls, you know?
When I get the Thanksgiving text, my first initial reaction is like, oh, fuck off.
But then my second one is, wow, that's so nice.
That's nice.
But then are they just mass texting until I people?
And they just like want attention? Like, are they copying pasting? nice. But then are they just mass texting until a lot of people?
And they just like want attention?
Like are they copying pasting?
Yeah.
Are they just like networking?
Like they went to a networking meeting
and they were like, every holiday
send it to people you want to stay in touch with.
My favorite thing about holidays is that
you have no legal obligation to speak to anyone.
True.
Like I'm not texting back.
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Well, I did a take talk about being like the, I have to say, my dad is probably like
the funniest one to the family.
And I'm close second.
And when my dad's like taking a break or something,
I have to carry a family.
I have to be fun.
And people will look to me to like,
what's the next fun?
You need the entertainment of the dad.
Because I take it personally if people
are not having like a fun time.
Yeah, especially because my family like kind of host it.
But it is exhausting to be the personality.
The personality higher.
It's hard to be the Kim Kardashian of your family.
It is.
If anyone gets it, you do.
It's me.
I totally understand it.
Not only am I the Kim Kardashian of my family,
but I also ruined Thanksgiving because,
I used to ruin Thanksgiving
because I would come hungover and throw up
and yell at everyone.
Yeah, because I was tired.
Yeah.
This year, we played family feud every year.
See, I would never see that for your family.
Every single year, my dad is Steve Harvey.
He does a great job.
Boys first girls, no matter what.
Was he put on a mustache?
No, he uses his own.
So we play family feud and it's known that my dad will help me cheat.
That's cute.
I don't know.
Everyone kind of has a problem with it and I'm like, it seems like a you problem.
I don't know what to tell you.
It's my dad.
And I'm his favorite person here. If your dad doesn't help you cheat, that's like know what to tell you. It's my dad. No. And I'm his favorite person there.
If your dad doesn't help you cheat, that's like...
Get a DNA test, is that your dad?
He's not your dad, I'm adopted.
So like, hold, read the question and we'll be doing the answers.
And I'll always be deciding between two things.
And I'll be like, oh, is it pineapple or is it blueberry?
And then I'll look at my dad and he'll like give me a look.
And I'll be like, it's pineapple.
And so then I'll say and then we'll win the point.
Wow.
Craig doesn't like this.
Craig doesn't like that I, my dad helps me cheat.
And so.
This is a much deeper issue going on.
It's there's layers to this.
No, it was straight up as if I threw the monopoly board
through the table over and was like, fuck you guys.
I'm out of this family.
I'm never playing a game with you ever again. So Craig and my brother were cheating because
you're not supposed to talk to each other when you're doing the individual. No, no.
And so they're cheating like the first three rounds of the game. And so then it gets
to like the seventh round and the girls are losing and we never lose. We win every single
year. And so I'm like, I'm done playing.
You ruin the whole game for everyone.
You ruin Thanksgiving.
You've been cheating since the beginning.
And I literally almost start crying.
And then I realized I am embarrassed myself.
And I ruined Thanksgiving.
And we stopped playing.
And you had been cheating the whole time, too.
Well, correct.
But that was different.
That's part of the game.
I'm a girl. Yes. Do you know what kids with
a big men cheating? I was like, wait, you're not smart enough
to know the answer. He was like, you don't know any answers.
I was like, men have been going to college for literally
like centuries. We just started going to college. Like my mom
was the first in my generation to go to college. We're allowed
to cheat when it comes to academics.
I've cheated on every single test I've ever taken in school
and I will never apologize
because life is about learning to delegate.
You ever get mad?
When the person you're cheating off of
just like didn't study hard enough
and you're like, get it together, man!
This is your job!
This is your job.
You're like, figure it out, are we guessing?
I'm feeling the devil-were's product
when I would be in school cheating.
I'm like Andrea
This was your job to do the math also. I do have to say we don't talk enough about the girlies who have such a good relationship with their dad that
Finding them the man makes like you question and I think when people ask you about marriage
You've done the whole like if I was a man. They want to ask me this
I think the next thing now because we we need new things to riff on.
Right.
In interviews, you should just be like,
when your dad is so spectacular,
like, you just have no,
you just want the perfect, perfect guys.
So I'm just making sure that I'm making
a hundred percent the right decision on this.
Wait, that's so true.
I think that's actually how you feel.
It is.
I feel like, because I feel like husbands
like replace your dad. And my mom like yelled at me.
She was like, they don't.
Your husband's not supposed to be your dad.
You already have a dad.
My dad literally said, she's your problem now.
Left and walked away.
Because there are just certain things that like,
in my life, I think, oh, well, I'll just call my dad.
Because whole no or whole already be able to fix it or like,
hold just do it and it won't stress him out,
because like, he has to, I'm a stroller.
Yes.
And then I get nervous, like, can I put all of that burden on a husband?
Yes, but you're gonna also have to take...
No.
...burden for him as well.
No.
No.
No. Abs. No. Hi, for him as well. No. I'm not going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be
going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to
be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to
be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to
be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to
be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to going to be going to be going to be going to be going to going to be going to be going to be going to be Why don't you get it? When I go valid, like, I like when you stand up for yourself. Right. But never do it again.
So cute.
No, Craig is very good at that where I'm like,
Stanley needs to be filled up.
I'm dying there.
What if a guy does it too much?
He's cheating.
Yeah.
Whenever you hear a story about a guy, she's like,
he would leave me posted notes saying all these lovely things.
So it's hard out here.
You have to have a thin line.
No, if you're a boy-specting him at a certain point.
If you're a boyfriend, write to you a love letter go through his phone for
Truly believe that I truly believe that a love because
Where did he learn to write someone cooked here?
I do poem before he left for work. He wants to go meet a more polite
Speaking of relationships. I saw this fuck Mary kill from Vanessa. They're like this really good sex toy company.
But they post it on tweets, fuck Mary Kill.
Seize a therapist, six figure salary, top tier dick.
Oh my God.
Why are you?
That's a good one.
Wait, what was the first one?
Seize a therapist, this is hard.
Is he seeing a therapist because of like
courtman data therapy?
Like did he get him, like the anger magic guy
on Genghis Court floor?
I'm shocked.
To be tell, the Genghis Court.
I'm shocked.
Okay, oh my god, this was probably the best guy
we brought up.
I forget what his name was,
but we did New York City Giggly Squad show.
And one of the questions that we asked the guys
is like, have they been to therapy?
And so this guy answers.
Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And he goes, well, I look at him and I go, I already know the answer to this question, have
you been to therapy?
No.
And he goes, I have.
And I'm, we're thrown.
Yeah.
I'm good at this.
Like I can tell if a guy's been to therapy.
And we're excited.
We're excited.
We're happy.
I go, I love being premium wrong by a man.
Yeah.
He goes, no.
Or he goes, wait, what did he say?
He goes, yes, but it was court ordered
and it was actually anger management.
And he was like, I went once.
I don't think I've ever met someone who legit
has gone to anger management.
I mean, I know people that should
and like, it should be a legal obligation,
but I don't think I've ever met someone who's a joker.
I think the first time your man gets mad,
go, I think you should go to your man.
Literally, I don't care how much you annoyed him
or pushed him to that point,
you go, you need to go to your management.
I feel like, and I recognize this in myself,
and it's a horrible trait, but I'll never stop.
I'm really good at gaslighting people,
and I'm...
Men. Yeah.
And one of my favorite things to do
is when a guy gets angry is point out that he's angry.
Because I feel like that gets them.
I'm like, yeah.
That made you really mad, didn't it?
And like that just, you're so naughty.
I do think also I'm learning as I get older.
If people ever get mad at you,
I've been reading these things about
like if they yell at you,
you either just keep looking at them.
Like don't respond at all.
Or if they say something really mean,
say what and make them repeat it.
Cause I sound so stupid.
If they're like, you stupid bitch and you go,
wait, sorry, what did you say?
You stupid bitch. It just makes, I think you could literally be like, you stupid bitch. And you go, wait, sorry, what did you say? You, you stupid bitch.
Like, it just makes, I mean, you could literally be like,
I can't hear you, like I can't hear you.
There's like, air conditioner's a little out right now.
Wait, pretending that you can't hear.
That's a great trick.
Well, I heard something like, if you're ever getting bullied.
And this could be like, maybe there's some like mean girls
that you're dealing with.
And they say something kind of like passive aggressive.
Like, oh, you would do that.
Yeah. Just go, sorry, what did you say? I like, I actually you're dealing with. They say something kind of like passive aggressive like, oh, you would do that. Yeah.
Just go, sorry, would you say?
I like, I actually couldn't hear you.
And then she'd be like, oh, you would do that.
You're like, okay.
Like, just, no, I did it.
So much of life is about not responding or making them keep talking.
And like this, if I've learned anything from being on reality TV,
let people speak talk.
Let people talk and do not react.
Because they're just trying to get you to react.
Look at us.
Oh wait, we never even, okay, fuck, we're gonna get over it.
No, I literally, we literally.
See this therapist.
Okay.
I'll say right now, kill six figure salary.
Okay.
You mean seven figures?
Why?
Yeah.
I'd rather, this is the thing.
I don't go for money.
I just want a guy who's passionate about something
and like good at it,
but the money comes when you're passionate
and good at something.
Yeah.
I don't want a guy that just has six figure salary,
but like hates his job, hates his life.
All he talks about is how he hates going to work every day.
I'm like, okay, we'll figure it out.
There is such a difference between dating a guy
who is poor, but has ambition and dating a guy
who's just poor. And I've dated both. True, I've dated both as well. Both in equally fun time.
Yeah. Well then it comes top to dick. Some say if the dick is too good, you can't trust him.
Like how did it get that good? What kind of power has he had with that good of a dick? And then
I also feel like that does something
to your chemicals in your brain.
He's been treated like a god by people.
You're making irrational decisions.
You start getting treated like a celebrity
because your dick is so good and people talk about it
and then you start thinking you're something that you're not.
I think I'm marrying.
I think we're killing them all.
Extent.
Slotter.
Slotter house.
I think I'm marrying the therapy.
I'm fucking the literal sex one.
And then I'm killing six figures because,
make more do better.
Challenge yourself.
I love that for you.
Thank you.
Well, as yours, I feel like yours is the same.
Yeah, I feel like mine's the same.
Honestly, top two are dick scares me.
Like, it's giving like, also like sex the better.
Guys who are like too good at sex, kind of gives me an egg.
I'm like, what is this performance?
No.
Lay it down, act like you're tired.
No, make me make you want to do this.
Like, I don't want you to be like, welcome to the show.
Right.
If you're like, oh my God, your mind's going to be blown.
Like, grow.
If you find the clip too fast, one, someone cooked here.
Yeah.
Two, it took me 18 years to find my own clip.
Yeah.
What have you been doing in your downtime?
Like, it's like when a guy, when you were younger, when he does the bra too fast and you're like,
okay, you've come idea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you're like two fingers, just two fingers.
And you're like, no.
Like at least pretend you're up.
But then if he takes too long, then you start getting sad.
Oh man.
Cause you're like, if you can't even unbutton this,
you're not gonna get it.
You're like, well be great friends, we'll go shopping together.
Okay.
I want the guy to be like a little insecure in bed.
Like a little nervous.
A little.
I want him to be so insecure.
Are you kidding?
That's my dream.
But you also like guys who choke,
so you want to be like crying while choking you?
I'm a Scorpio, I dreamt my mind.
You know me, I'm a black cat,
and like give me a tension, it'll get away.
No, I want them to be insecure to the point
where their mind is blown
that they've even gotten me in this situation
that they're like, this is the,
I can't believe this is even happening.
I'm gonna tell my grandkids about it.
But then I want them to muster up assertiveness
in that moment.
Like in that moment, they were like,
you just sweaty, arms, legs,
sweaty, I'm sweaty, I'm ready for this moment.
I want them singing him a name.
Yes, and then he takes him like,
and he fucking, he comes out with nowhere.
And then he, he's like,
that was the greatest promise I've ever had,
but I didn't know what it was in me,
and you brought it out of me.
And then I want him to be obsessed with me.
And then,
see ya.
But I also think that you want,
yeah, you don't want to be too good and you don't want him
to like just seem like it wasn't a special moment.
Right.
Right.
I was gonna say something else when I blacked out.
Yeah.
I'm just associated.
I don't see your brain in a break for a second and that's okay.
And what we've learned here today is sometimes your brain needs a second, and that's okay.
Oh my God.
It's sweet to your brain.
Okay, there's like a lot of stuff happening
in pop culture, and I've been watching a lot of stuff.
Let's first start off,
because we weren't gonna talk about it.
Yeah.
But I think we should.
Sovana and Dave Portnoy.
Breaking up.
Broga, we found out because she posted a TikTok.
And I, okay, so she posted TikTok and I go to the comments to see like what people are saying.
Because the comments are, the video is like a little cryptic, not cryptic, but it's like her crying,
showing these like cards. Like imagine you bought these for your soulmate. And I first thought she
was telling a story of like a friend. I thought her dog died. I don't know why.
So much worse.
No, you don't know why my like initial thought was like,
Oh my god.
Oh my god, can read.
She got letters for her dog.
But I look at Polo and like step it up.
Part of me was also like, if I got those gifts
for my husband, my husband would be like, are you cheating on me?
It was like your your amazing whatever.
She got really cute. I was like wasn amazing, whatever. She got him really cute.
I was like wasn't expecting it.
So I go to the comments and the first comment I see is you.
And that's my favorite pastime is to see your friends out
in the wild commenting on shit.
Because it just makes it so much better.
Okay, so I think it came up pretty early on my,
like when it happened, because I texted you about it.
Yeah. Because I need to, I need you to know when things happen when I do.
Right. We have to be on the same page with stuff.
So I commented not think just like a side comment to try to make her feel better.
I didn't think, I started to know if occasions, like, people are commenting on this comment.
And I think we comment like, locate kind of my viral.
No, literally did.
It literally did.
So my comment got almost 15,000 likes and it said,
I know this is not helpful at all but you are such a pretty cryer like pop off.
But also she looks stunning.
She looks gorgeous crying.
So I just wanted her to be like in this this moment, you might be feeling so dark, but like
other girls are looking and being like, like Kim Kardashian love you, Kim is like,
if only if, if Kim could cry that pretty, like, I wouldn't be fair for the rest of us.
But I'm so, so I'm gonna look gorgeous.
And you know what, I think she probably learned a lot from that relationship with him.
And some people did comment because he's very good at like getting involved in other people's
personal show. Yeah. I would, I would love to get, I mean, I don't, I want Some people did comment because he's very good at getting involved in other people's personal
show.
I would love to get, I mean, I want so far to be protected all costs, but if people kind
of got some good tea on the pod.
People were saying there was articles that like, oh, maybe he cheated on her.
And then I guess he was in the same city at the same coffee shop on the same day, but
like different times than
Raquel from Vanderpom. Yeah. So they're like, oh my God, like, and somehow she
got her. There's no fucking way. Absolutely not. But then Dave did a
statement being like, I mean, it was like a crazy statement.
Like, right now, written out. Same. I think so. And he said like, I would never,
I'm so offended or like, I would never would never, I'm so offended or like I would never even be,
I'm so offended that I'm even associated with that trash bag.
And like just like dragged the fuck out of her cow and like, look, I got it like that whole situation.
But also like,
Poor cows trying to recover.
She's just starting to like do anything.
She's starting to like wake up in the morning and feel a little better.
Okay, and I just felt so bad because I was like, oh my God.
Okay, is this like what this girl is going to get now for the rest of her life?
Like anytime someone brings her up, like grown men who are in their late 30s
are even like picking on or like, I don't know, it was just like a lot.
And he said obviously like that's not true.
But then I was seeing like other things saying,
Sylvata like once again, Mary didn't have a family,
like within reason in whatever age,
I don't know how old she is,
but like within reason in the next five or 10 years.
And I think that's, you didn't want to.
You didn't want to.
You didn't want to.
Well, you know what, then good.
Yeah, because you don't want to be stuck
in the wrong thing.
Right.
I do.
And she's young and hot and like, yeah.
No, like I, this, I feel awful for her.
I'm not worried about her for a second.
I'm not worried about her for a second.
So, Vanna, like I said in my comment,
that one, if I'll pop off, like pop that pussy.
When I see her with like, imagine she's just like,
started dating Tom Brady.
That's her revenge on another level.
Wait, I think she can.
And I think she's like Colombian and I feel like they like revenge just as much as an Italian.
I could see that.
Yeah, I love that so much.
She wants to strategize.
She can cost women in general.
I also, there is this new thing about when girls are broken up with.
They just, they like, they're showing the process on TikTok.
I would never.
But and this is my pride in my ego speaking.
I will immediately start posting me like skipping down the street because I'm so fucking happy.
But I do have to say as a woman, we are so powerful after getting broken up with like,
men don't do the same thing girls will immediately start taking at 45 classes
No, it's like we all got an ebook when we were 12 and it's like this way you do after you get broken up
Well, you think it like new fashion new hair new like
mentality like in therapy that you always level up after a breakup
I consider breakups like jobs.
Like, yes.
If you lose a job or you leave a job,
you always get a higher base salary the next one.
I've been boyfriend I've ever had,
like has always been better than the last.
Yes. So guys, if you want a better boyfriend,
break up.
Yeah.
Because that's just how the world works.
That's just called growing.
And that just like HR tells you that.
You know, like that's just basic getting your first office shot.
But it is funny, like you know, if you meet a guy at a time in your life,
where you're a different person.
Yeah.
And then you grow, but he still treats you like that person he first met you as.
Yes.
And then you leave and then you see guys see you as the person you've become.
Ooh, I just got chills because that's so funny.
It's so funny because like in my early 20s, when I would date like older guys,
even like my mid 20s, they I would date older guys, even my mid 20s,
they would always say passive aggressive things.
Like, oh, when you're 27, you're gonna be so hot.
Or when you're 30 and you're a real woman
and successful, you'll be more attractive.
And it's just so putting you down in the moment.
I will say that to men, I'll meet a 28 year old guy
who's like complaining about being single.
And I'll look at how I'm like, I mean, this so nicely.
You're cooking, you're still cooking.
But when you wear a 36, you will be prime time.
You need to work on yourself during the time
because I would not let any of my friends near you
at this moment.
Oh, God, no.
They can't afford the therapy.
You clearly can't afford the therapy. You clearly can't afford the therapy.
Parasel's in baby name.
Did you see that parasel's having a girl?
And she's naming it London.
Cute.
I think it's so freaking cute.
Like I like the name London in general,
but the fact that her name is Paris
and the daughter's name is London.
And I just- What's the other kid's name?
Like, do we have a consistent theme going?
No, I don't think we have a consistent theme going.
Okay.
I don't remember what the son's name is.
Do you think she conceived him and her in London?
No, but I have a feeling she's probably had this name
on her baby name list
since she was literally like 12.
It is funny,
because some places if you can see,
if it's like the cutest name, like Aspen or like Nevada.
Like those are what it names, but yeah,
what if it's like Cincinnati?
Yeah, if it's Boise.
If it's Boise.
Boise!
You soccer practice at seven.
Run, Concoma.
It's the longest place in Long Island.
Oklahoma City. Seven. Run, Concoma. It's the longest place in Long Island. Oh, go home a city. North Dakota.
Just Dakota's pretty.
Dakota's pretty.
Yeah.
I mean, can't name me her kid Chicago's like, that's teetering.
We love you, come.
But only the Kardashians could do that.
The Kardashians can do it.
Yeah, like if I popped out like a baby and I was like it's Chicago, you'd be like, it's
a lot of syllables.
Yeah.
And it's a lot of like, sure.
Chai is cute.
Is anything else happening in front of the news?
Okay, so we talked about the breakup.
I love parasolton's baby name.
I think that was all I saw like this week that I was like,
oh, I wanna talk to Hannah about that.
Why did you have any front page news that was?
No, but I have a lot of stuff I've been watching.
Okay.
Cause it's been a week.
Yeah.
And I've been doing my research for the girlies.
I haven't watched it, but House of Kardashians people
are talking about.
I mean, how many documentaries about the Kardashians come out? What is this on? It's... I don't watched it, but House of Kardashians people are talking about. I mean, how many documentaries about the Kardashians come out?
What is this on?
It's, I don't know.
House of Kardashians is on somewhere,
but people are talking about it.
And I guess it's like a different angle on stuff.
So if your obsessed with Kardashians, check that out.
I think I will eventually.
Chris Kardashian's writing a biography.
They were like teasing it, promoing it in the last episode.
And I do feel like it probably is good.
I want to learn, like, you know Joe Rogan talks about like,
oh, like, take this for my mental state
and it makes me, I want to know what the Kardashians are on.
Is it at or off?
Is it all organic?
Like, how do they get the energy?
There's a whole nother level of wellness
for like, a list celebrities that
like we just would never have access to. Like the amount of people that I've heard that
do like stem cell stuff. Like there's no way Taylor Swift is getting done with the concert
and washing her makeup off with her fucking set of fail and getting a good six hours before
she wakes up the next morning and do another concert. No fucking way you would die.
I want to know the athletic situation that's going on
between Beyonce and Taylor Swift after their show.
Are they going in, how many ice baths are they doing?
Are they have a chamber of stem cell, whatever?
I know for a fact, they're doing stem cell regeneration.
You can do it in 45 45 minutes and like sit there.
Are there children's blood involved?
Yeah, and their skin probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Allegedly.
Okay, then there's the twin flames documentary
that just came out Netflix.
I watched it on Amazon Prime.
I haven't got myself to like watch it.
I will watch it eventually, but it's like the same shit,
but it's very interesting.
Okay.
I have a cult documentary.
You know what, every couple of months a doc comes out
and I really hate to see you guys have to fucking watch this.
Yeah.
It's called Love Has One.
And there's, they have to call it a leader mother.
She was a manager at a McDonald's.
And she said, you know what, there's more to life.
Yeah.
She goes on this weird online thing,
meets some old man with no teeth,
and just leaves her family,
like goes to dinner and then just never comes back.
And so it's living with him in the middle of Colorado.
And they just do a lot of research, whatever.
Long story short, what did they do research on?
Like the world and different dimensions,
that kind of
ship. So they did a lot of shrooms. Yeah. So this is the best part. There's everyone's
high. Yeah. And she's the only one that's allowed to eat. And she eats like chicken
parmesan, like quesadillas, like no one else is eating. And she's also. It sounds like
you started this call. Here's my call. You bring me all your chicken parm. I eat it and you
make sure that you're gonna have it. That's just your
who knows how much you believe in God. I go, do you believe in me eating chicken
parm? Okay so yeah it's crazy. So she apparently explains that she's been a
lot of people throughout her lifetime. She was Marilyn Monroe. Yeah.
And Robin Williams is her like angel.
Okay.
And she'll be like,
Robin Williams is very mad at you right now.
Oh.
And you want to know what?
That is the last thing I want.
She goes,
Robin is not happy.
Robin is watching over you.
So like she's nice,
but then I have nowhere to be like,
Robin Williams is just a town fire. What in the... is not happy. Robin is watching over you. So like she's nice, but then I've no worshiped.
Now it's a doubt fire.
What in?
So then she's getting like hammered every night and it's become like this cult.
Like there's a lot of people living with her and she gets hammered every night and
they're like, you know, she deals with everyone's energy all day so she's exhausted.
So she like drinks that night.
That'll go like that's what, okay, she's alcohol.
Yeah.
And then she's doing all these drugs
and she always has a father.
So it's basically her boyfriend
but she'll be like, you are father
and the guy gets all excited.
If I had a knackle,
if I had a fucking, I mean, you're my husband.
She literally will pick a guy and be your father and he's all flattered because she's basically like, I'm a year my husband. She literally will pick a guy be your father.
And he's all like flattered
because she's basically like you're in charge
like with me.
Okay.
And she's like fucking him.
So then she starts like,
her whole thing is, she starts getting sick
and basically she has liver disease
because she has been just.
And now I love the death.
Wow.
And they were like, we don't understand
what's happening to her.
And this is crazy and this is like the devil coming together because she's trying to change. And this is crazy, and this is like the devil coming together,
because she's trying to change.
It is so fucking good.
What is the point of the call?
What are they trying to accomplish?
They are...
Well, that is my question with every call.
They're basically...
She's just like, live with me and let's party.
Basically, she's like, we're all forced to do all these things from society,
but we are living in another dimension.
We are going to ascend. We can do whatever we things from society, but we are living in another dimension.
Like, we are going to ascend.
Like, we can do whatever we want.
Honestly, sounds great for a week.
No, it sounds like so fun for a week.
People literally had so much fun.
Yeah, they're doing drugs.
Then she did this thing.
She fucked up.
This guy comes, who's so sweet was her father.
And then he, a new guy comes in chisel, jawline, so hot.
And immediately she goes, oh, my angel's rubberworm's still going to meet.
He is, that guy is the father actually.
So sorry, that guy's the father, I got it wrong.
So the guy, the nice guy's like, okay, like your father.
So this guy's a method.
Yeah.
And he starts yelling at everyone and gets too powerful.
So she goes, I'm just making sure,
like, maybe like Craig, we have to break up
because okay, small thing, Robin Williams literally told me. I'm just making sure, like, we have to break up because,
okay, small thing, Robin Williams literally told me.
And this is over here.
One of the most things that guys thought of this.
So then she literally goes, you are low vibration.
You were your lowest masculinity right now.
If our angels think we're meant to be together,
then you have to find me,
but I'm not telling you where I'm going.
So she drives hours and hours, I think to be together, then you have to find me, but I'm not telling you where I'm going. So she drives hours and hours,
I think to like org something crazy.
Like something like 35 days later,
he just shows up at the door like,
he has a mess, like he like walks like 80 miles.
I'm fine, Sarah.
And she's like,
the angel's meant to press the be together.
And he's like, I'm sober.
Lines are short.
It's two, I think sober, line story short.
It's two, I think it's two or three episodes right now. So it finishes and I'm like, let's fucking go.
What's the next episode?
And it's like the next episode's coming out on Monday.
The way I felt like a frat boy
who lost his fancy football team.
I wanted to punch a fucking wall.
I'm so spoiled with shows just being used the whole season.
You got me watching a show that hasn't,
you want me to wait six days
to know what Robin Williams is mad about?
That's fuck's up.
No, and this is what's wrong
with the entertainment industry
because they gaslit us and they were like,
and now we stream.
And you don't, and just by all these streaming platforms,
and the reason it's better is because you can watch it
all at one time, like you'll get the whole season.
You never, the weekly thing is gone.
We're never doing it again.
And then they hook you on a show.
And then it was like after COVID, they were like,
psych, we're actually gonna go back to weekly.
So you're there waiting.
So now I've been given 9 p.m.
I've been given the goods, so now I'm tweaking,
being like, I need the rest.
And I'm not even excited to watch the next episode,
because I know I can't even know what happens
after that episode until the following week.
So life is bad.
Life is pretty fucking bad right now.
We're in a low point.
Also, people have been messaging me about the Hillsong doc.
I lost track of like all the Hillsong docs,
but I was on Hulu.
There is one on Hulu through FX FX that is like the most updated one,
where they find the guy, Carl Lenz,
who was like the hot preacher that she did.
To me, he's the same person as Scooter Braun.
Like that's the same guy.
Yeah, they're the same person.
Like I just like, think.
They're like, think.
Yeah, they're different fonts, the same person.
Like when people talk about them, I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah, no, and Justin Bieber loves them mentions. Yeah. They're different fonts, the same process. Like, when people talk about them, I'm like, oh yeah.
Yeah, no, and Justin Bieber loves them both.
Yeah.
So Carl Lenz was crazy about this documentary
is they fucking find him.
Yeah.
In hiding in Sarasota.
Florida?
Yeah.
Sarasota is actually kind of a cute name.
Yeah.
Sarasota.
He has like, grown out hair.
I love one guy, it's like a little emotional.
They have to like grow out their beard in their hair. It's one guy. It's like a little emotional.
They have to like grow out their beard in their hair.
It's so dramatic.
It's like, oh, okay, cast away.
It's like, you don't live in the middle of the woods.
You're in Florida.
You live on 47th Street.
Okay, get a razor.
Sorry, I grew up with you when you were eight.
Like, get over it.
But he, it's funny because you get to hear him speak about stuff.
And that was fascinating. I don't want to give anything away, but like... Well, good job because you get to hear him speak about stuff and that was fascinating
I don't want to give anything away, but like
Well, good job because you didn't
And he talks and you should watch that one because he forms sentences with words he uses and
Yeah, and we are
Prie for us
Kim because this week
Hillsong we are going to Chicago. Yes.
And we both have flights the day before.
We think there's a zero percent chance
that the show anything will happen.
Yeah, I booked my flight the day before
because it just feel like Chicago has bad juju,
bad energy with me and I couldn't rest.
Yes.
Like a random snow squall coming in on a summer afternoon.
Snow squall?
Yes, snow squall. I'm obsessed with afternoon. Snow squall. Snow squall.
I'm obsessed with that.
Robin Williams was so mad that we just
just unwrap him.
Robin Williams is our guardian angel.
I can't.
So also, we are going to be planning
another like full giggly tour.
Yeah.
We want to know from you guys where we need to go,
put it in the review section of the pod, just blast it out, let's know where you want to go. Also guys where we need to go put it in the review section of the pod
Just blast it out less know where you want to go
Also, I do have to say I this is bias, but I just think the gigglers
After reading their comments all week are just so funny
Yes listeners of any podcast and I'm biased
But like if you listen to giggly squad, you are certified hysterical and I feel like which is like a different type of
Vibes like I know like ever is like a different type of vibes.
I know like every, look, every podcast has fans
that people listen to that podcast.
Those people are different than the people
that listen to Giggly Squad.
Yeah, like they're not our fans.
There are people, they're certified silly goosers.
Yeah.
Like it's a sense of humor that is so-
Yes, different.
There's so many layers of inside jokes
that like we just love you guys so much.
Yeah.
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