Giggly Squad - Giggling about sexting hacks, dermaplaning, and short haircuts

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hey y'all, what's up my gigglers? Wow, we've been in this house for a very far too long. I do have to say, them saying y'all saves them so much time. From all the times we say you guys. I feel myself getting nicer. No, I was full on like getting into,

by the end, random conversations with people. Just start talking about my life and they were like, I agree. Because people in this house, like you, here's the thing about living in the South. I think it gives me so much anxiety because you can get caught in a small talk conversation at any point in time. Like, I know in New York when I leave my apartment, I don't have to talk to another human unless

I really need to talk to another human. In the South, you could have to talk to the people at the grocery store. In New York, if someone starts a full conversation with you and they don't know you, they're a crazy person on the subway. Yeah, like they... Want to murder you. Yeah, like the people at TSA are supposed to be like the meanest people alive. Like you like put your shoes down. They're like, not that way! And you're like, I'm sorry. Were this TSA guys like cracking jokes? Just being like cute and fun and I'm like, I don't

feel like you're gonna protect me. The shows were so much fun. I had a giggler DM me saying, hey, did you throw up before after the show? We decided like, Paige is Justin Bieber and sometimes dopamine is too much for her little Cricaboddy day Okay, the last The last meet and greet the last meet and greet were in Charleston and I'm not kidding meet and greet just starts and I'm like, oh my god. I'm gonna faint like I'm literally going to pass out and so I was like get her some water get in some water

And then she looks at me and she goes I have a neat and all day I'm like that might be it the things that are going on in my head are like okay I can't leave Hannah here to do the meat meat and group by herself But if I'm about to faint what am I doing like am I pulling that curtain going that way? And being like I have to sit down or not I'm just passing out in front of the giggler. So what's my pain of action? Fainting requires so much admins. So much admins.

So then I took my sweater off and I was like, this is gonna help. And then you were like, touched like one part of my body and you're like, you're burning up. Oh my God. You're burning up. You're burning up. This is all in between us being like,

thanks for coming. Nice to meet you guys. I felt it. And the us being like, thanks for coming, nice to meet you guys. I felt that page was like, I'm physically and emotionally deteriorating and something's good bad's about to happen. I felt so bad because every four, like every two minutes I'd have to say, hi, oh my God, so nice to meet you.

Thank you for coming. What's your name? What's I do want to take the picture? And then I turned to Hannah and be like, I'm gonna die! I'm going to fall on the floor to say like we did five shows in three days and there was no rest because we were either traveling or getting our hair and makeup done. So Paige pushed herself to the limit. At one point I was like holding you up.

Yeah. And no, but you were amazing. You crushed it. And also like the energy from the gigglers keeps us going. Besides, you almost actually dying at the end, which was like, I don't know, there's insurance for that. I think my body is just so sensitive.

So like on Thursday before the Durham show, like I get anxious, nervous, excited, happy. Like I feel all these emotions and then I had to feel that for three days and then right when the second show was over in Charleston, I think my body was like, okay, hold on. I texted her, I said, how are you doing and she goes numb.

Okay. Because I immediately got back to my room, projectile vomited, like had a panic attack and then went to sleep, you know like classic night for me. You should do it. Go to bed with me with pages of survival. We're gonna take out for makeup. The panic attack is three and there it is. And there it is. I haven't had a panic attack in so long and I think it was, yeah, literally just like, I am Justin Bieber. I don't know what else to say. Like, there's no other explanation.

I genuinely don't know how like artists perform concerts every single night. And I really don't understand how people on Broadway do what they do. I lost my voice after three days. How the fuck does Celine Dion go on a world tour? Like, I don't, I don't get that. I used to always think, you know when celebrities

would go to the hospital and they would say it's for exhaustion and you'd be like, what, like no way, they party way too much. Now I do understand how like, because if you're just like constantly going at that level of like, of your career and you're doing concerts every single day, yeah, you like forget to eat. Like obviously you didn't drink enough water single day. Yeah, you forget to eat.

Obviously you didn't drink enough water that day. Then your sleep schedule gets through. I don't get how they do it. I need to go ahead. And some jobs, if you can't go that day, it's fine. Where these people, if you have a arena of 40,000 people, and you have to decide, I know I feel horrible, but I can't let these people down.

And these people are the reason you do what you do. So I mean, it's similar to Gagley Squat. No, we literally are tailored. I felt like Taylor Swift at Madison Square Garden. But I do feel like these celebrities, they have a whole team, afterwards we get an IV drip, massage, wake up in the morning, hair make up, another IV drip.

It did feel good yesterday, Hannah and I got went to at the Charleston place where we stayed when she got a massage, I got a facial. And so I did feel so good on Sunday. Like I felt very relaxed. So what were your favorite moments from the shows? Cause they were so many iconic moments. Can I start with mine?

Yes. So mine was, there was this crazy group of girls on the side. And we brought this guy on who seemed kind of shy. And he just started like saying hilarious one-liners. Yeah. These girls start yelling like, stone, stone. And I'm like, OK, is this a southern thing? I think these girls want to stone you. Yeah. These girls start yelling like, stone, stone. And I'm like, okay, is this a southern thing? I think these girls want to stone you.

Yeah. Never heard it before. Love the intensity. And I love the passion. Let's not stone this man. And they kept yelling at the whole time. And I started joking. Like, up, the stone and girls are at it again.

Yeah. Then we see them in the meet and greet. And they like weren't really laughing with me, but everyone else wasn't. I'm like, are they? They're scary're scary and they go we weren't saying stone We were saying stove because his name is Steve and we thought it was funny to say stove and I was like oh my god We had a massive miscommunication in that one my favorite thing was I think this set of shows I loved your outfits.

Like I really loved your outfits for every show. Would you wear a charlotte? Yeah, yeah, I loved what you wore a charlotte. I'm working with a stylist. Her name's Grace Tully, and I hope her prices don't go up after saying her name on this podcast, but she's so cool. She's amazing. She kind of gets me.

So, well, I knew I had good outfits because I wore one of your outfits in a different color. I know, which, what are the chances? Because I have had that outfit for like six months and haven't found anywhere to wear it. Like, I thought I was gonna wear it so many times over the summer and then I didn't. And I was like, wow, this is a perfect giggly show.

It's like a really like spandexy type suit thing. And I was like, we would have been power rangers if we came out with different colors. It kind of would have been funny. I also thought it was funny when we brought that guy on stage and he kept answering the question by talking about his sister. And these are like dirty questions.

But he's like, oh my sister told me guys, we're gonna tell me that my sister. And I'm like, we're talking about choking in bed. And the crowd was, the crowds were just so fun and drunk. I also really loved, I loved the Charleston theater and I loved the Durham theater. And Sierra also showed up in Charlotte refuse to go on stage. Who knows what that feels like. It's so funny to go on stage. Who knows what that feels like?

Not what that kind of touch is. It's so funny to have a friend, like it's so funny to have a friend like you who loves talking and going on stage. And then we have a friend like Sierra who was like, I would literally rather die than get up on a stage and have to speak to a bunch of people. Where we're like, this is our drug.

I feel nothing unless I'm on stage. And that was a sad statement to make in public. But Sierra was down to make some funny TikToks with us. So we're making TikToks. I'm going DMs from the gigglers like, why aren't you guys on stage? Well, we had like, okay, here's the other thing that people wouldn't know about us. Why are you guys on stage? Well, we had like, okay, here's the other thing that people like wouldn't know about us. Like, when we go do these live shows, like, it's just me and Hannah. And like, most people who are going to do like a theater show or something, like

have people like teams that work with them. So I think that every time we walk into the theater, the people that work there are like, who are these two literal hooligans? Who are lost? So completely lost in telling us like, oh, well, we play a PowerPoint and like, here's the angry women playlist that we'd like you to play as they're walking in. Like, I don't think anyone knows what to expect. But Hannah and I sometimes have to go into like full business mode. So like in Durham, our computer, like hook up wasn't working. And it was like a whole debacle and it was just, but you would never know that because the show must go on. It was a regular role and it literally was.

I got it to work. And I was like, look, I don't even know how to make a PowerPoint, but you need to figure this out. But the funny thing is it's all these guys in their 50s that work there. And I'm like, okay, we need the song, fucking problems, but I guess I'm probably... And then there's an angry woman who plays this part. That's what I'm looking at me like, I'm crazy.

And I have to be firm with him because I'm like, this is how the show goes, bro. But then afterwards, they always like are like, oh, the show is so funny. Like, giggle, giggle. And I'm like, giggle, there's coming all form and sizes. My favorite part of any live giggly squad show is you telling the sound person.

It's called fucking problems by ASAP Rocky, you know? And it's just an innocent guy named Steve who's like, I don't get paid enough to do this. Yeah, no, literally. Okay, a few from page news things that happened over the weekend when we weren't looking at our phones. Kylie Jenner finally announced her son's name and it's AR, AIRE, pronounced like AR

because a lot of people were like is it pronounced airy? Now the uproar is that in Arabic It means penis This is my thing. There's no way she didn't know that like there's no way if you're gonna come up with one of these fancy News names you don't type it into Google. Okay. I I feel like I feel like would I think to check what does this name mean in every single language? Like, I just feel like if you're gonna make up a word, you should know what that made up word means

in languages where it's a real word. Okay, well they were saying like, because they do talk about how like their Lebanese, that like she should have known because if she goes to any country in the Middle East like most likely there's Arabic being so remember she changed her last kid's name? No this is this is the same kid she changed originally his name was wolf. Oh yeah oh so she wasn't announcing the new name. Okay this is draft number two

Don't get a starter with kids names. I yeah, that's what I'm saying like she has they all have like themes I feel like to their kids names Well, not really Kim and Courtney, but like like she has like Kylie has a clear theme happening stormy air like the weather channel. Yeah, it's like the full on mother channel. Like what is the connection to like the elements of the earth? The cheese. Call me Hurricane Hannah when I was a kid because I never might go into a destroy. Okay, and then in other Kylie news, she just got in trouble for wearing a lion's head

To a fashion show in Paris like obviously it's a fake Line in but people didn't love what it was like people were just like what like what's the point What is the point but she's kind of being overshined by doja cat who dressed as a sparkly pimple overshined by Doja Cat who dressed as a sparkly pimple. It gave me claustrophobia. Okay, I'm trying to think, was that a bodysuit that she had on like her arms or were her arms painted and then stuck on with those diamonds because I would have had an allergic reaction and a motion of distress. It's reminded me of like the amount of bobby pins to Reese and Judy's head in her hair. had an allergic reaction. Like a most stressed. Yes. It's reminded me of the amount of bobby pins

to recent judy's head in her hair. What also made me think is, once I heard that Kendall Jenner like is afraid of little circles. Yeah. Do you know who else has that? Do you know who else has that? Sierra. What?

So you know how pancakes can have little bubbles in them? Yes, Sierra saw Doja Cat I can't look at it. And I wondered if Kendall would be afraid of Doja Cat. There was not one piece of skin showing, like even by her eyelids. I would get so glad you're full back. Also, I would itch. I would itch something and it would come off.

Even inside of her ear, full of me. Oh, I was like, I can barely do a slick back bun. I can't do a fashion outfit like that I can't do a like fashion outfit like that But she's a conique for doing it. I can't I Connick can we talk about the Shakira thing because we actually haven't talked about in Yeah, we haven't talked about on giggly squad But we definitely talked about it at our live shows The whole Shakira pages the funniest take

the whole Shakira page is the funniest take. The whole Shakira thing with like the jar of jam. So if you don't know the story, basically Shakira was home one day just minding her own business going in her own refrigerator. She saw a jar of jam and she was like immediately suspicious because she doesn't like jam, her husband doesn't like jam and their kids don't like jam. So she was like obviously the next thought in your brain is like my husband's sheeting on me because who else would be eating jam? He's fucking someone else. One plus two equals he's fucking someone else. Yeah, which ended up being true. And then I was thinking, like, what is something

that would have to be out of place that I would be like, like, okay, perfect example is... No. No. One time I, this was like right when I first started dating Craig and I had slept over one weekend and I had come back the next weekend and I had come back the next weekend,

and I had gotten in bed or whatever. On the bottom of the bed, I could feel like inside the covers. I could feel like a piece of clothing or something like by my feet, and I was like, what the fuck is this? And I like pull it up, and it's a pair of underwear. And immediately I'm like, holy shit.

Like this is like, oh my God, like he's cheating on me. And I like go into a cold sweat. And then I realized that they were in fact mine. But like my whole body, like I like froze. I was like, what, what am I doing? And I've realized too, in fight or flight, I'm a girlie that wouldn't be able to hold it inside. Like you know how some girls can be like, okay,

I call them, let me think what I'm gonna do. I'm not compartmentalizing that shit. No, I can't. I'm not like so, how is the back yard doing? No, I mean, just now it's so funny. Does found like a fake eyelash in the bed. And he was like, are you having a lesbian relationship on my back?

And I was like, actually, like, also we didn't get to the bottom of it. I don't know who's. What else knew? Does has a brother who will sometimes come by to take care of butter or do whatever in the apartment. Yeah. And I looked at does and I was like, so Aiden came this weekend and he was like, how do you know?

I know. Yeah, I turned the lights off. Yeah. Aiden, whenever he's here, he dims them to the bottom. So I wanted to turn it on and the lights were dimmed and I knew it was Aiden. This is what I'm trying to say is that the fact that the CIA is full of men is a travesty because men cannot find anything. My mom will send my dad to the grocery store for 40 years. He still cannot find what she needs him to find.

Does lose his key every three seconds. Right now we can't find his phone and I'll find it. When I'm down with this podcast, I'll find it. I, and I know that like if you listen to any mental health podcast, are you listen to any dating podcast? They are like, trust is the number one thing. You should never, like, you should never.

Just take some said I have it. So if I, so if something is suspicious, I'm like, hey, what is that? Yeah, it's, no, it's totally part of like the relationship that what are you gonna do, keep it in and then explode because of something else and then they call you crazy. But I would never not like hand my phone. Oh, like if Kara was like, hey, I gotta Google this.

Like, I have no problem like handing my phone over. Very, very early on in the relationship, Des got me onto New York Times, Crosser Puzzles. Yeah. notoriously bad at them, still can't get past Monday. And is it like a level thing? Like, if you can't come up in Monday's like, the easiest and it's something I'm working on within myself

But like it was like it's like a subscription so you have to pay like six dollars a year So I obviously you did not buy it for myself So I'd be like give me your phone. I want to play. So I would always have his phone playing. Yeah, this was during COVID So like obviously Not a lot was going on right. I would be embarrassed to give give someone my phone purely because the last thing I googled is probably like, should my vagina smell like this? Like that's the stuff that I don't want. See, I have really insane notes of random thoughts that I'll come up with or affirmations to myself.

I just don't need anyone to see a note. Going through someones notes, violation of privacy. Or like all my bad selfies that I take, and then I go, ugh, I can't post these, and there's like 40 of them. I do think that with the Shakira thing, the fact that she was like, there's no jam in the house, you're fucking someone.

It was the classic thing that a guy would be like, this bitch is crazy, and Giggly Squad just wants to let you guys know. You're not crazy. No. Like, you're is crazy. And Giggly Squad just wants to let you guys know. You're not crazy. No. Like, because also women have, I feel like have such a better intuition. So like, I just think our gut feelings are way better. So we could like, we couldn't throw parties at our house,

my brother and I. We threw one and my mom walked in, literally sniffed the air and was like, you guys threw a party. We spent 12 hours cleaning. Yeah. and was like, you guys threw a party. We spent 12 hours cleaning. Yeah, she was like, the rug is off. Yeah, you guys threw a party.

And I was like, this bitch is a witch. I actually did get some good insight from a giggler. Yeah. Whose name is Tesla? Like, what a cool name. Oh my God. So she basically was like, when a guy sends you a dick pick Yeah, save it and see where it saves in your phone because it's gonna save on the date. It was taken

Don't screenshot it So if you want to know if he's reusing an old dick shot. That's kind of fun. That's kind of fun for me Oh And if you're gonna send a nude screenshot it and it's an old one, crop it and send it. So that's just a fun hack for the girlies. That's an insane hack. Would you be upset if a guy is sending you stick picks to you?

I would, I don't like it. I want that in a reaction to be somehow related to me. I wouldn't be upset because I know that you have to be somehow related to me. I wouldn't be upset because I know that you have to be in like, not only do you have to be in like a sexual mood to take that picture, you have to be emotionally invested in a photo shoot at that time. And if you're not, I get it. But like if you're dirty texting, it's like hotter for everyone to have a pick in the moment.

Here's why I'm justifying it. I've used older photos where I'm like, I know that one's a slam dunk. This one is a full 10. No, but that's different. Like, I'm sending that. Women's bodies are beautiful. Yeah. His dick doesn't have any pressure on it.

But he might not be in a situation where he can just snap one true I just also have that like crazy. No, it's I literally just called everyone out crazy and then I called myself crazy Hannah positive self-talk Like obviously he's liked women before but I don't want to remind her right got it. He's sent his dick Oh, I'll refer Manhattan, you know, really, I don't think that I've received, like I could probably count on my hand how many times I've gotten a dickpeck before. Yeah, I'm also not one to ask for it.

Like, I'm a writer, I'm a novelist. Yeah, I'm a journalist. I'm setting this scene. I'm a journalist. I'm setting this scene. I'm a journalist. I don't need your dick. That's like, looks like a fucking ant eater that got hit by a car. I feel like I also have talked to guys before

where at some point they have, I have ghosted them or ended it with them based on the dirty talk or a picture that has been sent where I've been like, not for me. If he's sending like a selfie in the bathroom with his face in it, go to therapy. And because his face is going to look like the right face. No, I don't need that.

I don't need that. What kind of dirty talk will make you break up with a guy? One time I was talking to this guy, I was probably, I was probably like 24. And I wasn't like that, it's not like I wasn't not experienced, but it wasn't also like I was like a pro, like I was normal.

I was being normal. You were like dirty talking every day. Yeah, like it was just being like a normal 24 year old girl. And this guy starts like dirty talking me and we were like about to go, I can't remember if it was in between like before going on a first date or if it was right after our first date, because I know I stopped talking to him literally before a second date. We were talking dirty and he like very quickly

went to butt stuff and I was just like, no. No. Like it was, it was at my clothes are still on. Yeah, my clothes are still on. Like at that pace, I was like, I'm not ready for that. I'm not ready for that to be introduced. And I got the immediate Ick and I was like, I'll never see you again, sir. I'm gonna, I'm gonna butcher it, but does has the funniest standup joke about like

guys when you're sexing, like don't go too hard. Cause like, he's like, imagine what you think you look like when you're dancing. And then you actually look at what you look like when you're dancing. It's like, set, oh, he texted me, it's wrong already. And then he said, please don't. But you're like, is these guys will be like, I'm going to go, I'm going to go down on you forever. And then they just like, after two minutes, like, we know it hurts. Right.

That's the other thing. I don't think I've ever met someone who's like a dirty talk matched up with like reality. Myself included. Myself fully included. I'm like, I don't know who that fictional character was that I was writing about, but it's certainly not me. Do you know how flexible I am over text? Like, my legs are all over the place.

It's like I'm gonna go and I'm like, ah, my hips, my hip flexor. I was just gonna say, if someone asks me what are two facts you know about Hannah, it's, she will eat your leftovers and her hip flexors are always fucked up. I do not do it. Like those two things till I die. That's actually, I said like my favorite position was doggy because you can text during it, but it's also because it's really easy on my hip muscles. When the guy's on top and you're, I'm like,

ah! It's like no, it's not because you're dick is big, it's because I haven't stretched out. You have tight hips. Yeah. I have tight hips. Um, what did you think about, what did you think about Kim Kardashian going and speaking at Harvard Law? Harvard. What like a tharn? Like a tharn. I think I do like that it's aspiring to be like you can be hot and smart. Yeah. Like I appreciate that she cares about that stuff. Do you think that a college would ever ask Igley Squad to come and do a commencement speech?

Commencement's strong. Commencement's strong. I could see an after-school event. An after-school program? I started doing some stand-up by colleges where it's no way. No way. It is it so different? I did too lame. And like you go under all young and I was making like Zaddy jokes and I'm like wait I can't do my Zaddy material

because I do not want 19 year old girls like Zaddy's. Yeah. So I had to like take out some material. Some things like you talk about you know when you're dating and I'm like you guys have had like maybe one boyfriend. So I had to change it a little but I mean came going to Harvard Law is fun And that she looked at cool going Like her outfit. Yeah, I feel like was really like a great outfit. Yeah, she's done more things to piss people off I

Love Chris Dunder was like hey Kylie just wore a full on I love Christian was like hey Kylie just wore a full on Animal that is becoming extinct for fashion. Can you go to Harvard law? Also, Pete Davidson is seeing someone new and Pete Davidson got his Kim tattoos removed I mean talk about someone who loves tattoo admin. I was just gonna say, I think it's so interesting that there are some people that are like, I will tattoo my body with whatever I'm feeling at the time because whatever, if I hate it in a year, I'll just get it removed. Like that they're so like, willy-nilly with it. Yeah, and I heard it's super, super painful, but maybe it like gets off on it.

My thing was he's dating his co-star. I do not like if a guy I'm with and I leave him, starts dating someone he knew before me or during. I don't like it. Wow, that is. Yes, I don't like it. I come 1,000. Agree, because it it's the classic.

The girl he told you not to worry about. And you're like, they're obviously with something there. Exactly. And so he knew that girl when he was filming body's body's body is. I feel like I have dated guys, not like my full boyfriend, but I have been seeing guys and I've met throughout time like there are other friends and you know

when you first meet someone like in that first 15 seconds of like if this was a different time, different place like it totally would have been me and you like we would have hooked up for these hot sexual types. Cause you can't fuck him. Like at that night you're like annoyed at your boyfriend you see him and you just sit there like popping around. You're like, oh shut up.

Kudashita, what up? I mean, if I had a nickel for how many times that's happened to me where I'm like, oh, I always choose to early. I mean, does I knew who does was like five years ago, but I didn't know I'd never met him. So I don't think that counts. But this girl Pete like new fully. Yes. Before dating Kim. And I guess like

that's weird to me. I think you're fucking until if you're fucking in love, fucking being loved. But then I don't know. I don't because it's also like man. This girl definitely listened to him talk about. Kim, maybe we don't know the timeline is exactly, but also the speed that this man can put himself into a new relationship is crazy. I feel like after every relationship,

I need at least five months with my cat. No, I fully agree on that. I need at least a full six months to a year. Even if I meet the perfect guy, I'm always like, I'm too good because I was so annoying when this guy did this in your face the way you have nostrils, and he has nostrils, I just can't do it right now. Yes.

Oh, we forgot to mention Madison LeCroix did our makeup. Yes, our hair and makeup. And it couldn't have been, it couldn't have been a funnier situation to watch you sit in her chair and her do her makeup, your makeup, because it was like the two most opposite people I've ever met in my life, just because you're from Brooklyn, New York,

she is from in the south. She even says she's like, I'm country. And I don't think I've ever really even heard someone say that. Like, I'm country say that like I'm country Yeah, like I'm country still like I and I'm just like I love Just like what you are like I just love I feel like Madison is literally like a real-life doll I feel like I had when I was little that like came to life one day

Literally and she talks so soft. We just talk about her at Giggly Squad, how we love how she would be like, hi, I'm Madison. And she'll say the most hilarious fucked up things. And you know, I'll hit you with a screwdriver. I don't give a shit. You're like, what? Yeah. Like, you have to sit and think for a second, like, did she just insult me? Like, because she says things so nice and it sounds so pretty. So she is so witty.

I have to say, you knew Madison for a while. All I know is Madison once did send me like a very kind message when I was dealing with some reality TV bullshit. And I, like, I never forget that stuff. Like Mercedes is another one who's done that. And I'm like, I will always like, when you need me, be there for you even though I don't know how you do that well.

So if I'm a meat or a person, tiny put when you need me, be there for you even though I don't know you that well. So if I only meet her in person, tiny put her in your pocket. No putter in your pocket. And hilarious. Like, it makes me upset, like, why are her confessionals not funnier? I mean, people would argue like, our last season was not very funny and it's like,

you really think we didn't make a joke at all? Yeah. I think that also, I think that Bravo, like, loves things that Bravo loves things that are so dramatic and so, that they don't, let's just say they don't have anyone in the comedy space. No one is editing, and editing has a funny bone.

Well, they like editing people to laugh at you, and they don't like it. Right, they don't like you being interested. Or they'll let you be funny for a second and then they'll take it back. Yeah. And Madison is actually a comedian. Then she pulls out a tool that I've never seen before and she starts rubbing it on my face and she and I was like, what's that?

And she goes, you have a long hair and I'm just getting my razor. And I was like, what? And then she starts getting my mustache. She fell on with shaving my mustache and I'm like, I've And then she starts getting my mustache. She fell on with shaving my mustache. And I'm like, I've got my makeup done multiple times. This has never happened before. She's like, oh, you think it? A little derma plane.

Get that mustache right off. You'll be fine. Bless your little heart. It was giving me like makeup artist orbital bone part two, where she was like, well, how are you walking around town like this? You look crazy. she was like, well, how are you walking around town like this? You look crazy.

I was drinking sweet tea, which is fully crack cocaine. I had grits, which it's an interesting texture. Like when you eat too much of it, you're like, what it's like eggs, you're like, how did we get here? Yeah, I've never had grits. You get it either cheesy, salty, or sweet, like buttery. Oh, actually, maybe I have had them one time. I think I've had like cheesy grits before. Yeah, I'll take them or leave them. Should I derma plane?

Well, here's the thing. Derma plane sounds like I'm trying to like go on an excursion on a cruise. Should I derma plane? Derma plane, we can't do, as Italian women, we can't do some of the same beauty trends that other women are doing when they don't talk about it enough. We don't talk about it enough. They look, I hate when people say I can't.

Because if you have peach fuzz on your face, which do you have peach fuzz or do you have actual hair? Now, if you have peach fuzz on your face, which do you have peach fuzz or do you have actual like hair? Now, if you have peach fuzz, then yeah, you probably can during a plane, but because we are dark haired Italian women, our hair on our face is it is, it's just different than like your friend Stephanie who has blonde hair, blue eyes, and it's like from Switzerland. Stephanie's hair is like, it's like stuff in these from Switzerland. 70s or even stuff in there. Like the perfect peach color. Like it is just different.

So we have to laser our faces. And we're blonde. How much of your face have you lasered? I've lasered my entire face. My entire eyes. They don't go really close to my eyes, but I didn't really have hair on my eyes. But I had, like, I had, yes.

That's where I had my hair was on my cheeks. Like, I, if I didn't laser my face, I would have had full on sideburns that are like dark hair. I used to have, because I have sideburns. You're telling me, like, should I get rid of my sideburns? No, okay, you don't have to get rid of that, but like I use to have hair like all right here

that used to be dark so I would bleach it and like no one knew that. And then when lasers came out, I immediately was like I need my whole face laser and like my upper lip and like some parts of my neck. Yeah. Wow, I had to. Well Kim Kardashian talks about how she like,

they have dark hair too. They laser like their whole forehead. The baby hairs of her forehead. Yeah. Yeah. I will say, because also what I started to hate, makeup looks way different. You also have to do different makeup

if you have hair on your face, because it'll like stick to the hair and not your skin. Wow. Look at you guys, you're getting all the tea. I feel like these are the little things that people don't talk about that help your appearance especially when you're wearing a lot of makeup.

And also sometimes it is embarrassing to talk about like facial hair as a woman. Yeah. One of my best friends who was Italian, I mean she still is Italian, in like end of middle school. Like she had a lot of hair like her happy trail, it was like dark and she was like gorgeous. And these guys saw it and they started like bullying her, like making fun of her and I heard them talk about it, like not to her face.

And I remember being like running home and being like, I have to shave my happy trail. And- That's like hair for a much belly button like down. Yeah. Yeah. And like mine was never that bad, I guess hers was more intense, but it's also like, like these, I didn't even shave my legs until like 12 I

Started okay, this is I started shaving under my arms when I was in third grade Because I literally had to because I started to be uncomfortable My mom had to tell me yeah, like I wasn't wearing About that time I wasn't wearing deodorant as a third grader to like go to school. So when I would sweat it would like itch and my mom's like okay, it's time for you to start shaving. And I was like the first of my friends because I think that's why you're funny. Because like I was always wondering like there's no way she's so good looking and funny, but now I realize you were a hairy well-dee beast. Yeah, like there was a point where I could have been the weird hairy girl in class.

But like, hairy horse girl. Wait, what's Osa's watch? That's what I was thinking. It was documentary about him out. There's nothing worse than horse girl energy, but hairy girl energy is probably not great. They also don't talk about like after all the shaving and stuff you do like the aftermath, like you can have ingrown hairs, it could itch, it's red, like men get it together. Yeah. Like we are doing so much stuff and they just have to roll out of bed and like try not to gaslight someone for a second. I know. I don't think like there's just so many things that we have to do every day that they don't that they wouldn't even be able to handle and that's why God made it that like we have babies and

they don't because they're just. Well also that's why they should just pan the first date like as a feminist queen they can pan... Well, also that's why they should just pay on the first date. Like, as a feminist queen, they can pay on the first date because there's a wage gap. Weird question, but like, I've actually had this written on the Gagley Squad thing that I haven't set it because I just like keep forgetting and I've actually done like polls and research.

I was talking to one of my friends and she was like, oh my God, like, I will will scream in my pillow if that happens. She was just saying something. And I was like, have you ever actually done that? And she was like, scream into my pillow. She was like, yeah, are you kidding? Have you not screamed into your pillow? And I was like, no, I haven't.

And then a couple weeks later, it randomly came up again with like people and I said to like these other people I was like do you scream in your pillow and my one friend was like are you kidding? Yes. Like you ever get so frustrated and I was like no but now I want to try it. So I had to ask you have you ever screamed into your pillow. I love that you're literally doing social studies out in these streets. So I just realized that I'm literally a annoying fat boy. I will punch my pillow.

That's what my brother said, because I pulled him to. He's like, I'm not a big screamer, but I've punched my pillow before. Like, I'm like, I'm not dumbass. I'm not gonna punch the wall, but I'm gonna punch something. And I'll punch my pillow I'll cry into my pillow every night I I feel like I've never like I've never done like a full-on

therapeutic scream and I think I'm do for one I feel like that won't feel good Like I will if I'm in a yell we're Italian, I want to be fucking heard. I don't want to go. If you scream into a pillow and no one hears it, did you even scream into the pillow? Let's be honest, I don't think Italian scream into pillows. We just do like a naturally loud voice all the time. And it equates to one scream into a pillow. Yeah. Like, I never get, I never get the feeling of like, wow, I gotta let a good scream out. But like I do get the feeling of like, I need to let a good cry out and all of the bad things.

Yes, I was about to say, like, I'm less of an anger person. I'm more of a cry or like if I'm really frustrated. A cry, yes, same. This is like, there's no easy way to transition this. I'm getting a lot of DMs asking what you think about the no pants look going around town. Oh, like the tights and like skinny, or I mean like tiny, tiny shorts.

I think it's sick. I love it. No, I don't even think it's tiny, tiny shorts. I think it's like a one piece top. Okay, the like body suit version of it. I think it's like a tad bit extreme because or maybe that's just me in terms of like I don't think I'd be feel comfortable enough to like sit at a restaurant with no pants on but like

if it's like the tiny shorts and tights and you have like a long like a long coat that you're wearing out to, I think you I think it's a you have like a long coat that you're wearing out to. I think it's a, you have to be brave and bold, and I do say this too. Sometimes in terms of wearing weird things or really, really new trends that haven't hit mainstream stores and only celebrities are wearing them, it is very intimidating to wear those kind of outfits. And I think that's

one of the number one reasons why I do love New York City. You can wear anything at any time. There's no sense of like, I look too dressed up for this place because you could have just come from literally anywhere or you're on your way to literally anywhere. It's really embarrassing to be seen wearing something that everyone's wearing. Yeah, I feel like New York City is way more ahead in certain fashion aspects than other places in the country. Okay, perfect example.

I'm not going to be in South Carolina and see people wearing loafers and knee-high socks and pleated skirts. But if I went in New York City, there's probably three people wearing like loafers and like knee high socks and like pleated skirts. But if I went in New York City, like there's probably three people out at a bar wearing that. Well, I feel like New York as the fashion capital of the world is people like trying out new trends. And like the trends hit other places later. Oh my God, we sound so New York snobbish right now. We do.

What's it like being in the latest New York piece of shit? Amazing. Great, we do. What's it like being in the latest New York piece of shit? Amazing. Great. Feels great. Today I had, I love New York moment because I actually went to get a facial. And it was literally in a nook above a bodega and you go in and it's gorgeous

and it was an amazing facial. And then you go downstairs and there's literally like a dead rat outside and I'm like I love New York Like it's the hidden gems for me the juxtaposition smell of piss They say that LA is a shitty heaven in New York is a fun hell and let's be honest. Yeah, I love a fun hell I want to do a quick front page new segment called celebs who are sober. Okay Because apparently sobriety is really in for the new year. Yeah, and I feel like I've never thought about

What celebs are sober because it's not like something you talk about all the time Natalie Portman is sober. No way. I didn't know that Natalie Portman is sober. No way. I didn't know that. Wait, what did you say to the Southern people about dry January? National Dry Gin Martini month. When it doesn't rain. Yeah, like people are not alcoholics in the South.

People are like, they're really good at what they do, you know? No, but people in the South, they're just higher functioning alcoholics. I feel like in the North, like in the North, you know when someone is like, in alcohol, like you're like, dude, your skin is all red, like you're bloated. Like in the South, it's just covered once on burn. I was just, it's just covered once on burn. I was just somewhere, it's just, they get away with it more easily.

It's really wide. Yeah, the lifestyles, like easier, we're new. Yeah, you have to be places like quick, like the guys, two minutes late, they're like, he's an alcoholic. Dax Shepard is sober. Yep, I knew that one. Kristen Bell isn't sober.

That'll cause a fight. So I wonder if she's just like, like maybe it's like me and Des, like I'm not sober, but I'm not, like I don't wake up and I'm like, let's go to the bar or I can't have fun today. Tyler the creator's sober. I can literally have, since turning 30,

I can have one alcoholic drink, where I throw up. Yeah, we each had like two drinks a night, and you were like, I need to go vomit, and I was like, you drink too much. I threw up in Durham. I threw up in Durham, and I threw up in Charleston. But you're a thrower upper. I am a shudder.

I am such an anxious. Then also when I think, I can't drink, because I'll throw up, I end up throwing up because I'm nervous about throwing up. Yeah, you manifest the throw up. I literally, it's so... Do you know some people have a phobia of throwing up? Yeah, well, they shouldn't be friends with me

because I'm like, oops, I've been nervous for 10 minutes today. I'm probably an oops, I've been nervous for 10 minutes today. I'd probably an vomit. When you say I'm gonna vomit, you mean it. Zach Efron is sober. Bradley Cooper sober. I mean, it's literally, so tire banks is sober. Well, I didn't know Bradley Cooper was sober.

Jada Pinkett's sweat, Smith is sober. Okay, I'm trying to, everyone that you've named, I feel like also has very good skin. Christina Richie, gorgeous skin. Yep. Is sober, Naomi Campbell is sober, Lana Del Rey is sober, Lucy Hale. Does it say, wow, Lucy Hale, does it say when they became sober, like how long they've been sober? Lucy Hale, it says in 2017, she, her decision to break sober life started when she decided to chop off most of her hair. We didn't even talk about your best friend capping my hair. She was, it's probably trying to like friend capping my hair. She was, it's probably trying to like, just sneak in one day and be on Giggly squad and like, you think that it's me because she's trying to get close to you.

I know she, it's like her like weird obsession, but like, just be nice to her, you know. She's, she thinks you're cool, which is a compliment, but this is my thing. If this is gonna go the way the like, nail trend went with her like glazed donut nails, every single girl in the New York City is getting an appointment this week to cut their hair short. Yep. And then everyone's gonna have your hair cut. I know. Keep it because you look so good in it or do you have to change now? I'm really stressed about it.

This is the one thing I will say all of my DMs are you're making me want to cut my hair and I'm going to say I love having short hair. I think it's so much easier, but I have naturally very very straight hair So unless you have really straight hair It's not going to look the way you think it's going to look. Like I can get out of the shower, let it air dry, and I am fine. If you have even like a wave or a curl or anything to your hair, cutting it short,

most of the time I feel like you're gonna hate it. Also if you deal with any kind of frizz, like I deal with frizz and I cut my hair short once and it ruined my life. Yeah. Like I can any kind of frizz, like I deal with frizz and I cut my hair short once and it ruined my life. Yeah, like I can't hold a hair off. Like it'll go misfrizzle. Yeah, so I think people really need to think about it, but I will say I do love having short hair

and I feel like you can style it just as much as like girls with long hair, but like when I saw Madison on Saturday, her hair made me want like super long, luscious hair. She's like a mermaid, but I feel like you're at the point where you do extensions when you feel like it. Yeah, I need to get like a good extension person. Yeah, like a really good hair extensions. But then everyone's like hair extensions ruin your hair.

And I used to love my clip ends. Oh, we love a clip moment. But I don't know. I've had the same hairstyle since I was born. So don't ask me hairdress. No, but you switch up your color. You go darker and lighter. Like I don't switch up my color ever, but you switch up.

Well, yeah, your hair is freaky, like, perfect and heavy. And I just also think factor in your draw line because like I, as a gorgeous woman with a soft jaw, I love how my long hair like goes around my face. Yeah, like, like,. Like the thing of the qualities of your face, you like to magnify. If you cut your hair short, everyone's just staring at your jaw. It does make your face rounder. I feel like when I cut my hair,

I feel like I see an immediate difference in the, like it makes my cheeks, it makes that look like my cheeks are rounder than I feel like when I have long hair. I don't know, but also hair grows back. It's not like a pea Davidson tattoo. Right.

Are you ever going to dye your hair red? I want to go like copper, but I told you my hair, my hair salon colorist lady straight up was like, you'd look bad. Really? Since you have brown hair, would you have to bleach your hair blonde then dye your red? I think I'd have to bleach it. Then there was also this thing, trendy on TikTok, where people get this red temporary color they put on.

Yes, the henna stuff. I don't know why I think I'm 16 years old and I want to do it, because I know she'd kill me. I've seen that. I feel like, hand out, honestly, I'm not saying this just because I want to try it, but I feel like I could do it, I'm not saying this just because I wanna try it, but I feel like I could do it for you. I've dyed people's hair before.

Like I've dyed my mom's hair out of a box before. Like I know I'm like, I was actually born to be a New Jersey hairstylist and I think in a different timeline, I am. But I can be a friend. I wanna go red. I just, I want something new. Like I feel like I need to have a moment.

I've caught people's hair before. I've caught my cousin's hair before like twice. I cut my own hair and I got yelled at for like three hours by my hair stylist. She was so disappointed in me. I think we should dye my hair temporary, Rad. I think so too. And I think we should vlog.

So long story short, every single celebrity is sober. Sober. I think there's a world in which one day, I mean, I mean, I practically did dry January and I didn't even notice. It's so easy to do dry January when you sleep all the time. Yeah. Like when you don't socialize, it's so easy. It's so fucking easy.

Um, oh my god. I realize like, I'm losing my voice from this weekend. We like barely could get our shit together to record this episode, but like we did it. Yeah. We, we're so happy that we made it through. Meeting the giglers in person was so amazing.

And we have shows that we like didn't even announce. Like we're going in Nashville. Yep. You know Houston, Dallas, Austin, Phoenix, Denver, Chicago, Dallas, San Diego, Philly, Huntington, Minneapolis, and Chicago. So check out click the link go to gagley squad dot com gagley dash squad. So that kind of comes of makes my life show, they're the most fun.

So much fun. But we need to take a nap. Page, I love you, gaglings, I love you. And we'll talk later. Thanks for giggling last, bye. Bye. you