Giggly Squad - Giggling about sneaky links, closure, and a special guest

Episode Date: May 25, 2021

For the first time ever, Paige and Hannah invite an OG giggler on the pod to ask them anything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello, my giggle giggle. Every time we start, I like the three seconds before I'm like, I wonder how she's going to start this week. I literally wake up. I like the three seconds before I'm like, I wonder how she's gonna start this week. I literally wait for it. Okay, anyway, I'll shut the fuck up. Welcome to another episode of Giggly Squad. Thank you for all the great feedback on our episode of Iowaska.

It was truly a drug trip if you haven't watched. I really felt like I was high during it. People were messing about it, and I'm like, for some reason I don't remember anything I said on that episode. I haven't stopped thinking about frog poise and now I'll tell you that. But, oh my god.

How's your week, babe? How you doing? It was good. Oh, I wanted to say this just because I felt like this overwhelming sense that I had to for the gigglers. I think about the gigglers a lot sometimes and I'm in my apartment by myself. But I-

That's one does. Like you do. I filmed a Zara haul on my Instagram yesterday because I told everyone that I ordered a bunch of stuff for the summer and I wanted to show everyone, whenever, I did it in like very true page fashion. I didn't do swipe ups. I was just like, this is my, these are my fits and I'm excited about it. And so I was looking at some of the DMs and a lot of it was like, you know, what size

was this or whatever. And then I was looking and I got a lot of really nice DMs from girls being like, oh my god, you're so fit. And like I want your body and all this stuff. And before I looked at those messages, I had like rewatched my story to make sure everything was like when in order and whatever. And also because I like to laugh at myself because I'm fucking hilarious.

But like my first thought when I was looking at it was like, wow, that I don't look like the way I feel like I usually look or I don't there were some like clips where I was like oh I look like bigger than I want to be or like I just felt bad about myself. And so then when I was looking at those DMs I was just like oh my god like every girl is envious of like other girls. And I just wanted the gigglers to know that, like when you're looking at your own body, like don't think that you look bad,

because everyone has like their own insecurities and their own shit. And I just felt like so compelled to say it. Like I don't ever want, especially giggler's, because I love them. Like I don't ever want them to feel like down on themselves in general, not because of me, just like in general, because every single girl looks in the mirror

and they look at things and they're like, I hate this about how I look. Or like, I hate my skin right now. Or like I hate that I've gained like five pounds or something. And like I feel it and I'm sure like Haley Bieber feels it and I'm sure Kendall Jenner feels it. And so I just wanted to say that like, you know, everyone is gorgeous and don't ever like look at in the mirror and be like, I could lose 10 pounds.

So that's why I ordered a chipotle last night too, also. That was beautiful and I hope the diarrhea was worth it. It kind of felt like I think it's important. Always is, it always is. For people to remember too, like, I think Paige has the most incredible body. But like my head on Paige's body, I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police. Like, you're so much better as your self.

Yeah. Because I think the internet makes you feel like, oh, if I just twisted this and twisted that, no. It's like you are your most authentic when you are living your full self and like being confident in who you are and being true to you. Because if you're just trying to manipulate yourself to be something else, people can sense that shit.

And it's like, you can appreciate beauty of different forms. And the most attractive thing is like appreciating yourself. And being nice to yourself. I just wanted the gigglers to like, you know, don't be envious of anyone on Instagram because you think they're skinnier or you think they're prettier or like, you know, you have no, like their life could suck.

You know, I feel like my mom has always said certain things. Like if you listen to other people's problems, you'd be thankful for yours. Like things like that, you know? So, I don't know. I'm guilty of sometimes when I have problems, I think my problems are like the worst in the entire world. And that's something I need unpack and work work on because it's happening to you.

But yeah, if you could get perspective and realize, yeah, I just wanted to give them some perspective. Like there if girls watching were like, oh my god, she's so skinny. Just know that like I looked in the mirror and was like, I could lose four pounds. You know, not to be like, I don't think I'm fat, obviously. But every girl has that insecurity thing, and they look at the mirror. So I just wanted all the gigglers to just know that, and don't be so hard on yourselves, because I'm trying to not be either.

It's beautiful. And you should really not be hard on yourself, because I was impressed by the amount of outfits you tried on yesterday. Like that is... Anyone who's ever said you were lazy, piece of shit, you didn't know it. That is hard.

I can barely try and one outfit and then I give up. Like that was incredible. The determination and consistency of the performance was spectacular. Thank you. I appreciate you. I just want to know, Zara, Summer, are we okay? Are we good?

Do we love it? Do we hate it? What's happening? I love Zara. I think that they've put out some really good things lately and you know, there'll always be my day ones, but there's certain things that I hate about them, you know? It's like a it's like a boyfriend that you have to compromise with, you know? I hate their website. I hate walking into their store and their employees are sometimes really rude. The lines are so long, but I love

I love the clothes they put out, so I'm gonna stick it out with them. It's a toxic relationship sometimes. You can't help but go back. When we're really good, we're really good. And when we're bad, we're bad. I don't know. I don't mean to call you out on this right now, but did you watch Halston?

Mm-hmm. Did you like it? I did like it. It's one of those shows that like I feel like you go through these journeys where I'm, oh my God, there's nothing on TV. I'm nothing new to watch. It was acceptable to watch fully through because there's

nothing else that's new. Is it the best show on Netflix? No, was I intrigued? Yes, but I will say this, it's a show for the girls. Like if you're gonna try and watch this with a guy, he's going to be so uninterested. But he was like, you started something with that, honey, this is not for you.

No, this is not for you. This is for the girls. The clothes. I was so fascinated by the clothes. And just the evolution of fashion is fascinating to me because that's the only thing I really care about in life is clothes, my mom. But I thought it was really good. I really did like it.

It's crazy. Like the time period. I feel like I could have lived in that time period I would have absolutely fucked up studio 54. You would have you would have had to fuck up your own life as well. Yeah, a thousand percent. The girl that died in the vent that was insane Worth it And they were like the worst part was like was that she was wearing Calvin Klein? And then I was like, no! It was good. Oh!

I also watched that movie, the Amy Adams movie. Woman in the window. Yeah, do you want? Okay, so it starts out kind of slow. Don't tell us ending. Okay, and I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh my god, I literally said, I've never watched a movie that Amy Adams has been in that I haven't liked, and I'm sitting there,

and I'm waiting for it to pick up, and I'm waiting for it to pick up, and I'm like, oh, it's good, but it's whatever. Her acting is superb, she's amazing. Toward the middle and the end, you're literally sitting there like, you're what? The fuck is going on? It's really good. It's crazy and the end, you're literally sitting there like, yo, what the fuck is going on?

It's really good. It's crazy at the end. It's crazy ending. So I really liked it. You heard it here first from Patia Swabow. I'm excited, because I just recommend shit and then don't watch it. Thank you.

It's like how often one of friends says you should watch something, you actually watch it. So this is real French up here. I love it so much. We have a very special episode should watch something, you actually watch it. So this is where a friend should appear. I love it so much. We have a very special episode today. Yeah, we do. We have a surprise coming.

We're doing Papp's talk time, our advice column, and we decided to bring in a gagler. But first, we're going to warm each other up. Yeah, let's warm each other up with some ice questions. That we've gotten from the gaglers. And these are some wild ones. I'm just going to warn you. Sometimes the gaglers are in a mood.

I love it. Sometimes I get a lot of college girls DMing me. I have this one girl who's like, I am at a party right now. This is the situation. What's happening? And I'm so invested in these like college lives. And then you answer and then you're like, OK, I need to update.

And then you get the one time she didn't respond, I'm like, how long it's 2 a.m. did you go home with them or not? Let me know. Okay, this is this one. I'll see you in court for it. If a friend placed claim on a print, color, or style, how would you handle that? Do you take her to court? Pardon? Like, oh, that's my like, I wear pink. That's my thing.

Yeah, I guess like, oh, I'm with a puppy one. Like, that's my thing. This is some like high school shit. That's some high school shit. So they not understand that there's trends? Just be like, look, trends. Just be like, look, calm it down, Stacy. You look amazing in your velvet bell bottoms or whatever. Yeah. It doesn't take away from your velvet bell bottoms if I'm wearing velvet bell bottoms. And you know what, we'll take a cue and stick together and do hashtag velvet bell bottoms. Here's the thing for me. Stacy might only have that thing. Stacy has one thing. You know, if that's the only thing that makes Stacey feel good, let her have it. Let her have like, I don't know, that's just so weird. I've never said to a friend, hey, I wear many scoots, many skirts and knee high boots. You can't wear that. Like that's, mean girl shit. Like I wear white gold here. Yeah, it sounds like Regina George,

like on Wednesdays we wear pink, but I do think, but then also like, what is she gonna be like with guys? Is she gonna be like, the deeper issue happening? Stacy needs to unpack her deeper traumas. Yeah, Stacy's just insecure and she wants to like, win at something because look at the other parts of Stacey's life

See if they're going well. I'm gonna tell you something. They're probably not But also is Stacey winning. No, she's just been controlling and she's cheating in the game of winning I'm just I have I have beef with Stacey. I have been Yeah, distance from Stacey for a couple weeks and just like see if your life improves. I feel like it well Oh, I like that. Yeah. Just distance. Yeah, don't get into a fight with her. Just like, no.

No. Do like a slow fade. And if your life gets better, then Stacy was the problem. How do I get my boyfriend to spend more money on me with the little devil, purple devil face? He's very well off. But frugal question mark, question mark, question mark.

Damn girl. Look, I love a frugal question mark question mark question mark damn girl Look, I love a frugal man. I do too I Get anxiety when I see a dude just like spending reckless money. It gives me a lot of anxiety I don't care how rich he is wait so do I and I've gone out with Look not to to my own horn, but I have Gone out with some pretty wealthy guys. You know, I'm talking billionaire with a B, my guy. Like, some wealthy human. You don't know what they do for a living.

You don't know how they got the money. Like, what should happen? Yeah, they'd ask, they'd see me in court if I ever asked. But sometimes a lot of money makes me uncomfortable. And I think that if you want your boyfriend to spend more money on you, I know you're a giggler, but I don't like it. No, but what if her love language is gift giving and she feels like he's like, not showing that side to him.

Okay, this is what I'm going to say and this is is gonna be wild, but it's based on our money manifestation that we've been talking about. Yeah. Buy him something. Oh. Buy him something. Think yes. Buy him something nice.

And then he will inherently feel like he wants to reciprocate if he cares about you. And then, yeah. But also, like, if you want the guy to spend more money on you, let's unpack that a little more. Is he not good at other things? Like, does he not go down on you? Does he not tell you he loves you?

Does he not grab your butt for no reason? You're so wise. That's important. Advice. Chef's kiss. I loved that. Chef's kiss. I also that. Chef's kiss. I also like, I was dating a guy who would never get ubers.

Like, we would go places and he'd be like, Paige got the uber and I'd be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh then I went out with a guy recently and I was like, okay, I'll get the Uber. And he was like, if you take your phone out to get the Uber, I'm not going. So like, it's a little thing. It's a little thing, it's a little thing's like that. Yeah, it's little things like that, where I like better than like,

if you're gonna buy me a bag, don't buy me a bag either because I wanna pick it out. You have no idea what I want. You know, but it's interesting. How do I get my friends from one army? Is it, do you feel like you want to show off to your friends that you have a cute bag? Do you have a friend whose boyfriend is buying her a lot of shit

because I'm gonna tell you right now, money does not equal happiness. And that bag is just gonna remind you of him in two years. After you break up with him and it's gonna make you want to throw it out. I see, like a lot of girls that I see on Instagram that I know that are like posting shit that their boyfriends got them.

I'm like, yeah, this is hilarious though, because I know for a fact that you two hate each other. So I rather be so obsessed with my boyfriend and love him so much and support him. Then like getting that bag, I don't know. It's, yeah. Okay. Okay.

I want to try to be up. Yeah, that one fucks up. How do you deal with the noisiest neighbor? Can you hear every word of his convo's because he screams? And I'm fully invested in all his drama now. I don't see the problem here. I don't see the problem you have the live action TV show.

Kids on your Netflix, kids on your Facebook. Save money on your streaming packages. This is amazing. Record it next time, send it to us. I love other people's drama. It is funny though, because everyone I think feels like they're up-star neighbor, just like plays catch with a bowling ball at some point.

You're like, what could you possibly be doing? That's so noisy. But I do, it's so hard because you have to run into them all the time. So I'm not confrontational in that way where I could never knock on someone's door and be like, hey, can you turn down? Oh, I would never. I could never.

I could never. Maybe? This is what people, I think, adults do. You tell your landlord to tell them anonymously some of some people have been hearing can you lower it down a little. I just had someone practicing opera for a while once in one of my parents. I was really, because I didn't want to tell her to end her career, but I was like stop. Like I want you to practice and be the best you can be, but stop. Like I want you to practice and be the best you can be but stop. That's most New York should ever.

That is the most New York shit I've ever heard. Imagine if she gets done recording, you just yell through the wall. You're going to Hollywood. It's like go to Hollywood. I used to get calls a lot from my building being like, hey, can you stop walking around in heels? And I'm like, but how will I know what's here with them with the outfit if I don't put them on?

I'm like, yeah, so I'll try and stop. It's really so funny. I know, how will you know if the heel pops or not? Yeah, I would say just call your management, let them deal with it. It's basically the equivalent to like being in middle school and high school and something happening, you know, like whatever. I'll just call my mom. This is a great one. Okay.

I hate people, I hate dating, I hate awkwardness, I want to date and meet someone help. Spelled H-A-L-P. Please stop reading my advice questions live on your hand. So I don't answer for this. This is amazing. First of all, you are very self-aware of what you want and what you don't want. Second of all, be open about it, manifest it, and find someone else who hates everyone except you. Yes, you can't pretend you like people and think you're going to find the right person pretending that you're something or not. Go in, go into a party and be like, I hate this shit.

And find the other person who is like, so do I. Yeah. Agreed. Sorry. I just got a random ass text from one of my exes and it just threw me off. What? Yeah. Like asking to hang. So just threw me off. What? Yeah, like asking to hang, so it like threw me off.

Oh. Sometimes I think that the world, okay. This is like part of a mental health moment. Sometimes I think that the world tries to fuck with you because recently I've been really manifesting, not finding a husband, not like moving on the next part of my life, it been manifesting just like being in love, like I'm ready to like fall in love

or I'm ready to feel something for another human, you know? Because I feel like a lot of times I'm just like, mmmm, don't like you. Don't like you. And yeah. And so I think that the world, when you do things like that, like manifesting things like that, I think the world throws you, people you used to talk to.

And if you take the bait, the world's like, you're not ready for what you're manifesting. You just proved it. Because I've like cut off my whole roster and slowly one by one they started coming back. And I would be like, oh yeah, I am kind of bored. Like maybe I'll hang out them and I'll be like, no. I got rid of you. No.

Yeah, this is a test. Get out of here. And so this is the third person this week who has picked me up to hang out that I've been like, uh-uh. No. No. That's our hall was fire. It was the Zara hall., it was the Zara hall. But it was the Zara hall. You're hailing it. I do think that your life is patterns.

So like, you know when something happens to you and it's like not good and you're like, shit, I hope it doesn't happen again. Oh, it will. Unless you go about it a different way or you're just gonna be dealing with the same patterns for the rest of your life Yes, what is that whole thing where it's like the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result Okay, Ted talk

Like for neighbor on one said Like, Renee Brown once said, fuck yeah. That being a stupid bitch. And when it's that Renee Brown was dead, I'll literally never get over that. The Brown has an amazing podcast right now. She's very much on dead. Okay, this is how we're gonna end this before we bring our special gig, Luron.

How to make your own closure. Ooh. Interesting. I don't know. How to make your own closure. Ooh. Interest in. I don't know. Help me. I love your honesty and that's why we love you. Okay, this is what I'm gonna say. There are so many people in this world who are not gonna give you the closure you want to things.

We are not a Disney movie. Disney fucked us up. We'll go into that another time. Yeah, that's a whole set of pod. This is some like Buddhism shit that I haven't studied, but I've heard through people probably take talk who knows. But like you need to forgive them. You are not gonna get the W of like them apologizing, them telling you you were right. Like you're dealing with other humans with their own shit. Yeah, you have to get closure within yourself and that closure is not fuck them. I'm the best.

It's, I forgive them. Yeah. I have empathy for them and I wish them the best. I almost feel like sometimes the closure is accepting that you're not going to get closure. Yeah. So this is just how it's going to be. This is my closure. This is how this is how it's gonna be.

I was gonna be able in that. Yeah, and we'll like, we'll course crack jazz we got. We'll live how it is now. And a lot of just like not thinking so black and white and things like that person's evil or that person's, you know, the best and just being like this time. Like, anger will eat at you.

Like, I would watch a documentary where like someone will get angry at someone or hurt or they feel like they can't solve something and they will, it will age them. They'll have gray hairs, lose their teeth, like, look like they've been on drugs because of the, the motion of anger. So try to detach from anger by feeling your stuff. Again, have I been able to do this? No. But am I trying to? Any advice we give is we're trying to do it ourselves. Okay. The advice we give is nothing we've been able to accomplish, but we believe that the gigglers are better than us. Am I gonna slip up and probably sleep with someone on my roster this weekend? Probably. After I just gave the whole spleen.

Oh my life shavings on it. Whatever! We live! With that said, let's bring on our first giggler. Okay, gigglers, we have an extremely exciting surprise today. We decided we're gonna throw in a giggler to the mix to Pep Talk Time, and we have a real life giggler on the line. Paige, this is so exciting. So we'd like to officially welcome the first giggler to ever come on the podcast. Julia, welcome to the squad. Thank you guys for having me. Julia, welcome to the squad. Thank you guys for having me.

We're so excited. Julia, we're so excited. Julia is adorable also. We're like looking at her on Zoom. We can't wait to hear the questions she has. I'm excited. And Julia, wait, wait. Oh my God, I'm always excited.

I love that. If you're not sweating, you're not alive. Julia, how long have you been a good glor? Since April of 2020. Oh my God, you're not alive. Julia, how long have you been a giggler? I'm since April of 2020. Oh my god, what a dark time. Wow, so when we started. Like that literally. That's crazy that we've been a giggly squad for a year.

It's crazy. God, we've gone through some highs and lows. We've been through a lot together, Julia. It's been a time. And it's been a time. That's perfect. And the fact that you're still here says so much about you, positives and negatives.

Julia, what kind of things did you have for us today for Pepp Talk Time? I mean, I'll just start off like obviously, just going off that five. Do you guys even realize how many friendships and connections you guys have made through Giggly Squad? How does that make you feel? Knowing there's literally groups of friends from everywhere that I'm a group chat with people and all we do is talk all day long

from all over the US and Canada. And I never would have met them otherwise. And I know it's not just me. There's a lot of these groups. How do you feel? We too, dad. I've actually never really thought about it. You know this. Like, I knew that, like, people became friends and like, followed each other on Instagram and was maybe like, you know how you have that, like, Instagram hype girl that you don't really know in real life that you like, like, each other's pictures. I thought it was like that, but I didn't realize

that there's, like, group chats. And that, like, I, not that I'm gonna cry because I'm not emotional. But if I were, I would tear up. Like, that is, like, I, not that I'm gonna cry because I'm not emotional, but if I were, I would tear up. Like, that is, oh my god, I really love that. I also love it because I feel like Paige and I have a unique sense of humor. So the fact that, like, it's like, when you like a guy, but you also like his friend, it kind of makes sense. So I feel like the fact that Julia likes us and she meets another girl who doesn't think we're complete weirdos,

they probably have the same sense of humor. Like the fact that, I don't know, I'm just really proud of the sense of humor that the people have that listen because I hope you guys are just making fun of us and making fun of each other all the time. And having you on today just reminds us like there's a bigger deal to us just making stupid jokes

about like rosters and ayahuasca. Yeah, so it's more like like a supportive thing like we're all like each other's like support group but like we make you fun of each other but like also make each other laugh and do like silly zooms and like dress up sometimes and yeah it's good times. I love that. And I feel like it's I feel like it's even a crazier situation because we started this like right when the pandemic happened. So it was just people from all over being like, what's happening?

Like is the world ending? And that I feel like is a bond that's so unique. Yeah. I feel like a lot of entertainers like whether we're on reality TV shown, we're on the TV and they're watching us or we're doing stand up and I'm on stage, they're watching us. But Gillesquad started where we all were just in bed. Like I ran into some Gillesquad people

and they were just like, they were doing the same thing we did for three months together. Like it was such a bonding moment. It wasn't like, listen to me on stage, I'm a sad clown. It was just like, we're all sad clowns on Instagram at the same time. So, you know, we feel so connected to you guys. And I think that's really why we want to have you on to just be like, the giga-gloves are real. They're not just people we made up.

Yeah. It's not a complete pair, Miss G. That's so funny. Knowing that like, you know, you guys started like this movement and obviously there's been, you know, highs and lows. How do you deal with like that anxiety? You guys have talked with this before, but like do you have any new tips or tricks since, you know, the last, we'll say the last time you guys really explained about what you do to cope with. Sometimes that overwhelming anxiety because. Wow, it's a lot with the fire questions. So there's a new thing that I'm trying, which is actually the anxiety comes from not having control. The anxiety comes from like people responding

or reacting to things, and you can't make everyone agree with you or make everyone see your perspective or make everyone like you. And I feel like ultimately getting to the point where you realize I don't have control of how people view me. And what if that's okay, which is such a scary thought, but then being like, I don't have to be on Instagram responding to everyone's comments to try to like explain my side of things.

I can actually just let them feel and remove myself from it and like, what is that? Like, so I haven't conquered this yet, but I'm working on just being like, what if it's okay that some people don't like me and what if it's okay that I can't control it? That's so good. I feel like I always have like such a sense of urgency, like in so many different parts of my life. Like if someone texts me and like,

oh my God, I have to text them right back or like someone messages me like a girl, like even like, oh, what size is that skirt or something? I get anxious like, okay, I have to text them right back or like someone messages me, like a girl, like even like, oh, what size is that skirt or something? I get anxious, like, okay, I have to respond to them. And I forget where I heard this. I don't know if it was on a podcast or like a therapist or something, but they're saying when you get that anxiety feeling or like when you get that like gut feeling of like something is bad or like you don't like this feeling rather than trying to

Have that sense of urgency to get rid of it sitting in it and like acknowledging that you're feeling it Is so much better and I did it for the first time like I've always known about it But I never remember to do it and I did it for the first time, actually, like a week ago. Like I was talking to this guy, whatever. And like something just happened, we're like in my gut. I was like, oh, I don't like this feeling. And like, he's making me sad, or like,

he's making me feel like not good enough or something. Rather than like trying to keep myself busy or not think about it, I sat there for like 30 seconds. And was just like, okay, let's just like feel this. And like, yeah, this fucking sucks. And then not think about it. I sat there for like 30 seconds and was just like, okay, let's just like feel this. I'm like, yeah, this fucking sucks. And then I forgot about it. So like, I meant to press it. Yeah, like I was just like, okay, let's like feel this

and then like, fuck this guy. And you're moving on. Wait, I just realized that Julia is the gigler barber walkers right now. Okay. that Julia is the gigler Barbara Walters right now. She's like, okay, now the giglers need an answer to the real questions. But Paige, what you said is so powerful because I was talking to my therapist who we love.

I'm three weeks in, I'm a new bitch. And she was like, okay, you're just like chasing the next best thing right now. She's like, what if you just sat in your sadness for a second and I was like, ow! Why is she gonna talk to me like that? And she was like, what if you journaled? And I was like, what?

And she's like, it's just writing feelings. And I'm like, that's stupid. And she's like, no, it actually like forces you. And like, is someone gonna read it? Am I gonna perform it? And she's like, again, not about like accomplishing anything, bitch. Just like, do something that makes you feel your shit, which inevitably doesn't make things

worse, it actually somehow releases it and makes it better. Makes it, us feel like a secret, a dirty secret inside you and more just like also when you read things out loud, it sounds really stupid. You're like, this troll told me that I was ugly. I had a therapist tell me like, if you break down your fears, like, okay, so she would ask me, like, what's your biggest fear?

And I would be like, my biggest fear is just, is failing and having to move back to Albany and like living with my parents for the rest of my life. And she was like, okay. Which does sound horrible. It honestly sounds amazing. And I would eat such good food and not, and I'd gain 500 pounds.

But then she was like, just break it down on, like why, why are you so scared of that? Or like, okay, what's the worst that could happen? And then you break it down to like the smallest thing you're like, this is stupid. Like, it's so stupid. And like in terms of writing things down, I had a therapist tell me one time,

or maybe she was an energy healer. You know how I love like that weird shit. We love. She was like, your thoughts are not who you are. It's like having the TV on in the background. Like you're listening to all of these things, but that's not who you are as a person. So one day I wrote down your thoughts are not who you are, and I just had it on like my desk.

And every so often I would look at it, and I would just like, oh yeah, I'm just a crazy bitch inside. But deep down I'm really nice. We love that. Oh wait, that was amazing. Oh my god, you guys, that was spot on. I love that. Okay, this is a little silly. Okay. You guys have an answer. Oh God. There might be a reason Julia. No, it's actually really it's really sad. This one's not How do I convince my husband to let me get a cat? Oh, this is a Hannah question.

This is a Hannah question. Oh, my God. Just do it. I tried to like just do it. And I was like, ready to go. I was fucking a foster for two weeks. And I had it all planned out. And I'd like told the lady I was going to do it.

He lost his milk down. He had to call the lady and be like, I'm so sorry. I actually can't take those kittens. Wait, what are his reasonings on why he doesn't want? We're gonna have to therapist him. Like, why is it so bad to have a kitten for two weeks? So, he's not terribly wrong. So my oldest with her, she's developmentally delayed

or whatever, so she has like these hyperproposis and like OCDs on like everything. And she would be constantly just at the cat. She'd want to be like up in the middle of the night, like going down to like see them if they were like down in my office or like just constantly picking up them and he just thinks it would be another stressor for our family. So he's probably not wrong, but. Okay, that's interesting. Wait, wait. What if it was the opposite effect? That's what it is.

We don't know, we're not doctors. Right, clearly not. But what if this cat came into your daughter's life and it was like this? This relaxing? Yes, something that you wouldn't have even imagined, like, she became so into the cat and taking care of it and loving it.

It could be the opposite. He could be totally right. That's why I feel like fostering for two weeks. Let's see how she is with it. And if she hates it and it's too much, okay, well, it's, it was done in two weeks. But if she loves it and like it changes her whole perspective, how could you miss out on that?

Oh my God. You're actually a genius. You don't have your genius. Tell my ex-boyfriends that. I may have done a project in college about why cats are important for everyone. Mayhem? Cats are... We know you did it. We know you did it. We're your blood pressure when you pet them. I made you do cats. They know you're blood pressure when you pet them. I made it in cats. They lower your blood pressure when you pet them. And they have a very, yeah, they have a very calming presence to them because they're always sleeping or wanting to cuddle. And then they like to play.

And it could be also good for you and your happiness. And we know when mom is happy, everyone is a little better. This is what I recommend. This is what I'm going to, my to-do list for you. What if as a family, you went to see some kittens first. Like in a shelter? Or maybe in a shelter,

like, or maybe you and her can go volunteer. Maybe once a week for a couple of weeks at a shelter, if COVID allows you. Right now. Or you just do the two-week foster situation, and be like, I'm not going to trick you and try to keep this cat. I want to see how maybe an animal can have a positive. Yeah, I mean, there's a reason there's therapy animals.

I just have this feeling that like she would have such a bond and feel a different type of love that maybe she has an experience before. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like it could be really amazing for her. For all we know, maybe in the middle of the night, she won't be running down to find the cat. Maybe the cat will be sleeping in bed with her and help her sleep at night. And if it's all, also like, if it's awful, then we get rid of the cat, fuck the cat. Do you know what I mean?

Like if she makes it, it's causing drama. Yeah, like get rid of the cat. And last thing, men are very visible creatures. Like very visible. So like once he sees the cat, maybe like sitting on her lap or like her petting the cat, or you being so happy with the cat, I don't know, I think it's worth a try.

And I, but I do think that respecting your husband's emotions is important and he has very valid concerns. However, like the best thing comes out of becoming out of your comfort zone and you can't always be scared of, you know, the worst possible scenario, what about the best possible scenario? Yeah. That's there. I like that. That's a really strong argument. That's really, really good. You don't send pictures of this cat next week. I will be so mad. Thank you.

Oh my God. So I was gonna ask advice, someone staying fashionable in your mid 30s, do some jokes. I wanna be fashionable, but like I'm not super young. First of all, you're so fashionable. You ready have your hair part in the middle. First of all, you look like you're 25 too. You look like 25.

You're wearing manifesto. I love that. You're blonde with just a subtle pink in your hair, which I'm obsessed with. If I can't see completely, but I feel like you have a little cat eye going on, which means you will ruin men's lives. We'll have a little bit of a hoop earring,

if I can see clearly. So I'm using, I mean, can't page, what else can this bitch do to be any cooler than she ready is. My advice for like staying trendy. First of all, I think it's all in your head that it's like, oh, I'm in my mid 30s. I can't like be trendy. That's just like your own self-doubt. You absolutely can. Should you be running around in crop tops and mini skirts? Probably not. But like, I always say like everything that's age appropriate, I feel like even as I'm getting older,

my style is getting a lot more classic and preppy, and you can still be fashionable. Like an oversized blazer is still, like you can wear that and be trendy. And there's a lot of the tops that are high neck and with a really cool gene. Like something that's a little bit more preppy. I feel like keeps you fashionable,

but still age appropriate. But you're like trendy, that's in your head, don't even. And if you want to wear something, then fucking wear it. I do think that it's also who you get your inspiration from. So if you're on TikTok all the time, I remember I tried to wear like chokers when I was like a little too old for it. And I just felt, I just didn't feel like myself in it,

but it's cause all the like early 20 year olds were wearing chokers. Hannah, that is a really good advice. That's so true. Yeah, find, do you know how many women are in the 30s that are like the most beautiful women in the world? Like I feel like 30s is gonna be my prime like Olivia Wilde, you know Yeah, Mickey Glazer like they're all mid 30s look at what they're dressing and how they feel and find inspiration from I've

Copyying people's outfits so find someone in their 30s that you love their style and just copy their shit Yeah, I was literally just looking at female comics I admire and they were all mid-30s and I was like, I wanna be a mid-30s. They're just so smart and wise and stylish. But yeah, I think mid-30s is when you're your most confident and you actually know who you are the most. So whatever, you feel actually makes you feel confident in it, not what you think

society wants you to wear, if that makes sense. I agree with that. Yeah. I agree with that. I've been following page for a fashion. My God, thank you. I'm like, oh my God, that's amazing. I heard what I could never wear that.

Not true. Not true. Well, no, some of the stuff I can put but there's definitely some stuff that I'm like, Wait, do you guys have Zara in Canada? We can order from them, I've ordered from them before. We don't have a big walk in stores here. I don't know, maybe they do in Toronto or something, but that's a long way for me. I'm on the super Atlantic coast.

I'm actually like an hour ahead of you guys. Oh, interesting. Oh, interesting. Yeah, Canada, what the, C1 court, you don't make Zara? Our intern, our head of social media called me yesterday saying, I was not allowed to be on Instagram yesterday, but you did a Zara haul where you were like giving the numbers? Yeah, I gave the skew numbers. Why not a swipe up?

Dude, it was too fucking hard. You guys hate the Zara website? I hate the Zara website, okay? I couldn't. I was too much. I had so many. I was just like, long as you're number. Which is just Google pink set, okay?

What am I, your mom? I don't have the time. The Zara website is like when you walk in in a secretary is like, you're not cool enough to be here And you're like but I just want to spend money and they're like and figured out You know even if you walk into the store I feel like on the job application if it says do you want to work here and everyone that wrote no? They automatically get hired like it's

I think that's the deciding factor because I've never walked into a Zara where everyone wasn't so fucking rude. I'm like, I don't, I'm so, I apologize for asking if there was a different size. That's on me. That's my bad. So, yeah. Yeah, that's how I went to Zara was such an experience, but I realized it's legit. The animal kingdom scene in Mean Girls. No, it's amazing. When someone is in line and decides they don't want something and they just kind of throw it to the side and then a bunch of people see it and then they start attacking it.

I'm like, this is the Mean Girls scene by the fountain. I've done that before where I'm like, I don't need it and then I've seen a girl go up to it and I've been like, that was mine. I actually do need it. Is there any of these so- Is there any of these so- Yeah, I'm like, oh was mine. I actually do need it. Is there anything you see so enough? It's a fair amount.

Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, is that really cool? And am I missing out on an opportunity? And I'm like, excuse me? I actually just put that down for a second. That's mine. Oh my god. Oh my god. I messaged Julia last week, and I was like,

we literally need you for three minutes. Just ask us a question. We just want to like see your pretty face. And she's like, I'm nervous. I don't know. And I'm like, you better do it, we're forcing you. Julia, you are going to win a daytime Emmy for this. You are so incredible.

We love you so much and to be able to speak to you like without a time limit or like people commenting, it's been just a joy on our own. You're also stunning. I don't mean to like make things about people's looks But you're really very pretty. It's hard to look at you Let's find Julia's husband's Instagram and print cat emojis and cat bomb him. I'm just kidding. Let's not do that do that. We love you so much and thank you for giggling with us today. Thank you for bringing giggly squad into my life and thanks for all the giggles.

It's a pleasure Julia. Thank you. Thank you guys. I've been in awesome meeting you guys and I'm debating going to bravo con if you guys are both gonna be there But otherwise I'm not I can't I'm not gonna ask any questions Oh my gosh, she was amazing. I'm amazing We love Julia so much and We've been just like reaching out to random gigglers, but obviously you're interested like shoot us at DMs if you want to have a little cameo moment. But we've had a lot of amazing gigglers in the community over the last year that we'd love to see your

new face. So let's wrap this up with some front page news. I would love to do that. We didn't talk about this. I actually didn't even talk about this on front page news this past week. But Ariana Grande getting married. What are your thoughts? She is 27, which got engaged to luxury real estate agent who is 25, Dalton Gomez. And they had a very small wedding at their home in Montecito, California, only like 20 people. They met a year ago.

So they met in like right before the pandemic and she moved from New York to quarantine with him. And now they're married. I feel like people have been giving me a dozen lot of shit and I'm like, but you're leaving our end of Grande, like, this is my thing. But our end of Grande is okay. Yeah, I can't get married, but Ariana Grande again.

Like, is it for different people? So at first, I was like, okay, these celebs are violent. These young celebs like, yeah. Yeah, like, pop an out baby. And like, even Justin Bieber and Hailey Balls, I'm getting married immediately. And then I realized like, when you're at that level of fame, dating is so fucking, well dating is so fucking hard. You don't trust anyone. And I feel like you the only thing you're missing in your life is that like love of your life because you

have money. You have fame. So I feel like when they meet someone, they really go all-in. And I feel like she found someone who was like out of the limelight that she could have like a normal life with. Is it quick? Yes. Do I think so many marriages that are quick last? Yes. And I think that's what they're doing. I think she's like, I found my person. I don't want to be fucking dating and in page six for being seen with some like other random rapper. And I think, I agree with that. I agree with that. I think when you meet your person, like I really do think when you know you know,

I'm not concerned on like the quickness of the engagement and the wedding because also looks like celebrities have very different lives. Like they don't have to see what it's like being out at a bar with each other and like, their friends around because like, they don't do that stuff. The only thing that I do think about,

and Ariana Grande at 27 is not like the craze. I mean, for me, that's crazy young to get married, I could never. But it's not like out of the realm of possibilities. The thing though, with like Kylie and Gigi having baby so young and Haley getting married so early, I do think about like the girls who really idolize them. Myself included but I'm like a grown adult but the girls that really idolize them that are in high school, like I just feel like I wonder

what they think. Like, oh my God, I can't wait to get, like, have a baby at 23. Like, no bitch. No bitch. It's not gonna be. It's gonna be. I only had a baby after making a billion dollars.

Oh, like, let's not forget that she was like, and I think I'll have a baby today. You know, like, she can do that. I just, like, I get, she has so many people to take care of it. Yeah, he can do that. I just, like, I get, you have so many people take care of it. Yeah, like it's, I don't know, I get, not that I'm like, I'm nervous for the youth, but I'm a little nervous for the youth.

Like, I don't know, that would just be weird for me. But anyway, whatever. Yeah, I think it's interesting to think about. Yeah, I think it's interesting to think about. And we all should remember that. And also though, you are so quick to be like, I can never get married when I'm in my 20s. Like I'm not an adult either,

but I just feel like when you find your person, you're like, oh, this is how it begins. Like me having this relationship. It's a defense mechanism that I say. Yeah, it's not healthy. It's like if I met my person, if he rang my doorbell right now, yeah, you'd have an ev-vite to my wedding tomorrow.

You know, I would fucking do it, but it's something that I say to myself that I'm not ready yet, I self things to do. It's because I know in my heart, like I haven't met my person and I haven't accomplished certain things I want to before I meet my person. So the world is doing it at its time,

pace for me. I'm not worried. Are you done? Yeah, sorry. Okay, my next story is... The day I met you, you're like, I need to have two eye-wask trips before we get on. Yeah, I'm going to...

Yeah, I'm going to... I'm going to Peru to do the frog poison, and then I know that I will meet my person, okay? God, I really need a therapist. Okay, Kylie Jenner denies being in an open relationship with Travis Scott. So I guess the Daily Mail wrote this like crazy article in the headline was that they were back together but they're in an open relationship and she was like, you guys just write whatever you want. And she was like, I'm not discrediting people who are in an open relationship. But like, we're not like don't, whatever. I thought you were gonna say,

I'm not discrediting journalism. I'm not journalism. Okay, I always thought that the media was like where there's smoke there's fire like I was always not okay Okay, we love you media however you guys the media will take a Sunometer and create a football field and you cannot actually believe anything that is even what other people are saying when they say your source says Yeah, those are people who hate you. Dude, I want to make you look bad. I read an entire Reddit thread. I know I shouldn't have been on Reddit, but I got warped up and something.

I read an entire Reddit thread about myself the other day and I was like, what in the fuck did I do that? Like, it was just crazy. So people say whatever. But here was the question that I wanted to ask you. Do you think you would ever be able to be in an open relationship? No. No.

I watched no. No. I watched no. No. Yeah. How about now? No. No.

So I watched the thing on Netflix called Explained and it was talking about an aggamy and it was scary me because they're basically like, it's not human. Okay. Basically, they said that in the Stone Age, no not the Stone Ages. Basically, when we were hunter and gatherers, okay. And we'll get pregnant. And then any man who had sex with her while she was pregnant was then considered the father to take care of that kid.

So like the more guys you fucked while you were pregnant, the more protected your kid would be and those people, like they would take care of other people's kids. Like if you're kid, I would absolutely be popping that thing. But like, you know what now? I think if the kid's crying, someone's like, hey, fix your kid, he's crying.

Yeah. And once you're gathered at a situation, it was like if a kid started crying, anyone would pick it up and take care of it. Like it was a beautiful connecting thing. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very much. Very like I was like monkeys will fuck. And all times they're tired, they fuck. They're happy, they fuck, they're sad, they fuck. So that was making me upset. But then they, then you feel bad for that one monkey

that was like, I really liked you now. And why would you do that? We had some beer. I mean, you took the banana from her. I'm like, then you, I don't get it. So you gave me your nicest banana. That was not a penis pun. That was just a honest banana pun. I was gonna say, it made me upset,

but then they were showing all these couples who were like, open, like, buy, not open, like, just like all kinds of love. And it makes me just feel like whatever your love stories in your head will work and I think I've been raised with the love story of like my parents being together and that's what I like Yeah, I am I do think that if you think you can love better in a different way than like love that way That's oh my god. That was beautifully put now. I'm a jealous ass bitch Anyone ever tried. I don't think I could

do it. You're like the whole point of a relationship is like the self-worth of you thinking you're so fucking awesome that this guy just wants to be with you. So it's like if he wants to be with other people then it's like, then why the fuck am I here? Because I just love myself. No I need more than that. I need you to love me. But it's also like Again celebrities are different. Kyle. We might never have done an open relationship But now she has like her finances and her secrets about herself and all this stuff that Travis Scott knows Like John Mulaney was joking like he'd watch all these murder shows Wait, how about John? Well, let's get into that. I'm gonna transition.

This whole thing. I was doing a joke where he was like, when I was younger, I'd watch all these murder shows. And I was like, I would never kill someone. But then he's like, then someone cheated on me. And I was like, I get it. But it's like not because I'm like, I hate you. You can't be with anyone else.

But it's like, they know, he was like, they know too much about my life. And my parents, like, I have to kill them. So I do think so. I think about that. Like Kylie Jen he was like, they know too much about my life. And my parents, like, I have to keep them. So I do think celebrity is, like Kylie Jenner is like, okay, clearly we can't make a work and you keep fucking other people. So like, allegedly fine, but like, you have to keep,

like, it's like, I think what A-Rod and J-Lo had before they were exposed. I was just gonna say that I feel like a lot of athletes might have a, like, if I'm on the road Look, it means nothing Kind of like a don't ask don't tell situation. I just don't think I Signing your soul to the devil to be like I want to be with this rich famous man But he's going to fuck other girls. No, I need you to be so obsessed with me Anyway, okay, let's talk about John Mulaney what the fuck I?

Have been obsessed with John Mulaney for years. I did not know that about you. Oh my God, I remember when I first discovered his stand-up on Netflix, I was like, I love this person. I went to see him at Radio City. Like, I would always rewatch it. I made everyone in my family watch his stand-ups. I think he's so funny. When he went to rehab because he had a drug problem,

I still loved him. I was like, what a fun guy, you know, get your life together. Didn't know we had the side to him. Didn't know we had the side to him. I knew that he was sober, though, because he had said he says it in one of his time. Yeah, he says it in one. He talks about it in one of his standups. But in his standup part of like the reason I loved him so much was because he would always talk about his wife

and how he was married to this Jewish-American woman. And her growing up was so different from his because he was from a very waspy family and that she was just in your face and would say whatever she wanted. And he would be like, she's a bitch, but I fucking love her. So then when their divorce came out,

I was like, oh my God, and apparently, she was very blindsided by it. And I was dating Olivia Munn. And it's just like, wait. What? So funny, because I went down this rabbit hole last night where like she's been posting like sage photos, like staging her apartment.

And some media press did a whole thing like, staging means getting away negative energies but yeah she said that he again we don't know if this is true but she's allegedly said that he blindsided her and he did divorce her apparently right um clearly they're going through struggles clearly relapsing after being sober is so hard. Yeah, that is probably terrifying. But I have some wild news. What? It's the link, the ticket link isn't up,

but I have my first show in New York City at City Winery at 10 p.m. on June 10th. Obviously you're invited. Obviously I'd have you headlined if you wanted, but guess who's, guess who has the show before me? Shet the fuck up Hannah. John Malini. No fucking what,

John Malini is opening for you. John Malini is opening for you. Wait, I'm so excited. Wait, what's the date? I'm grabbing a pen. What's the date? It's June 10th. At 10th, it's two years.

I literally have my schedule. How about his hands? He's before you. Right here. But in 10th. If you want to meet him, we can meet him. 10 I literally have my schedule. How about he's before you right here? But you don't want to meet him. We can meet him. No, I won't. I mean him I'm not gonna write down. Yeah, you have a calendar book. I have 1991 Got this on Amazon. It's changed my life. Okay Wait, what if you're in time and something happens?

You can't bring that to the future. I write it down in my phone also, but this is like I need to have June 10th At 10 15 city winery the tickets will be up soon guys. New York City winery. Let's fucking go Also, I have three shows coming up on Long Island. Go to Hannaburn.com. That's June 4th and 5th. So don't miss out. That's actually running into him. I am. I think so you're going to meet him.

I'm going to meet him. My question is, what do you think about him in Olivia Munn? I don't know. Here's the other thing with Olivia Munn. And because there's so much speculation about Aaron Rogers and everyone he dates. And I know that they dated dated for a while and I feel like she's said in a few interviews that there's like a lot to the story that you don't know but he she would never like come out and say

anything. I think Olivia Munn is absolutely stunning though. I don't really have an opinion on her other than that that like she seems like a fine, but I think she's so gorgeous. Whoa, Mike, did you just hear my voice? I was also burping at the same time that I said that. That's it. John Mulaney actually just had a joke about burping where he's like, remember when you're little and you're just like, guys, I have to burp

and you're like, ugh. And he's like, when you're older, you just like don't have time and you like burp through words. You just like keep going. But you don't have time to take a break. You know what, I just happened you like burp through words. You just like keep going. You don't have to take a break in there. You know what just happened. I broke a lot of actually.

We wish I'm the only the best. I think a lot of comedians deal with addiction issues. I say a lot of comedians are like athletes or addicts and sometimes both. And it's like, I can't wait. I want to meet him so bad. Yeah, you're gonna meet him. We have the same touring agent.

Oh my God, this is so exciting. I can't wait to meet him. I think also I've never seen Paige get that excited to meet any celebrity. I love him. I can't wait to be like, I'm so happy you opened for my friend Hannah. You did great.

You did great. You did perfect good work. You did great. You did great. You did great. You did great. You did great. You did great. You did great. You did great. You did great. You did great.

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Well, you're staying in your feelings. It's just what we spoke with Julia about. You could easily just leave something not to side like where you might have gone off path and just jump into another of the same pattern. But you know how it breaks in pattern. That doesn't mean I don't cry over my sneaky links sometimes and have mourned them more than actual relationships. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. You're as sneaky like. You don't know what a sneaky link is? A sneaky like a guy that like no one really knows that you talk to, but like you hook up with. And like you guys don't like hang out in public, you don't like go out on dates, you don't like do anything,

but like you guys really fuck with each other. Like you like each other, but it's not like you're going to group dinner. Oh, but you're not public. You're not public with it, but like you're going to group dinner. Oh, because you're not public with it. But you have a sneaky link and they come over and you go over and whatever. But you don't know who's hiding who. You're basically both hiding each other. Do you ever feel used and abused? No, because it's like someone that I wouldn't want people

to think I'm dating. I love that. That's going with this guy in college. I dated who looked like a flounder. Yeah, I don't want people to think I'm dating. I love that. That's going with this guy in college. I dated who looked like a flounder. Yeah, I don't have one right now, but I had one in the course of a year where I was like, I'm in love with you. But like, no.

I was learning so much sneaky links. Yeah, sneaky links. I would pick my sneak, sometimes I'd pick my sneaky link over like the new guy who like I should be like going on dates with. Because you're more comfortable with this. Yeah, like my sneaky link over like the new guy who like I should be like going on dates with But I'm like you're more comfortable. They're like my sneaky link is someone who I fun now You don't have to shave for your sneaky link. Oh God no I actually once was about to hook up with a guy who was like gonna be a sneaky link possibly and I remembered our first hook up

That I didn't shave my legs and I stood over the bed and I was in my own apartment and who was like, gonna be a sneaky link possibly. And I remembered our first hookup that I didn't shave my legs. And I stood over the bed and I was in my own apartment and I was like, do you want me to shave? Cause I can shave in the shower real quick right now. And he was like, whatever you want, like obviously guys not gonna say anything.

And I was like, I took like two minutes and I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna shower. Yeah. No, no. I've had guys be like, you're getting a little prickly, prickly down there.

I'm like, absolutely suck my ass. It is. Shut the fuck up. Yes. It's like, be like in your balls are disgusting. I don't say anything about it. I'm like, are you kidding me? I have like a little hair on my legs.

Have you looked at it like just your general body? Like, you guys are gross. Like, get out of here. Fucking lucky I even texted you back. Yeah, you're disgusting. So I know before we wrap up, a golden retriever walked by me the other day and I like legit got butterflies.

Do you have a crush on a dog? Like, its face is just like really handsome. You're like, so I didn't give a fuck about that. Didn't even look at me and I was into it. I can confidently say that no I haven't. To each their own. To each their own. Don't y'all come and jump. Yeah, no for sure. That's a little bit about us.

There was red in thread. You read it thread. Hannah, fucks dogs. And that's her sneaky link. I'd be like, no, she's a cat person. Do you have any other stories? No. We've gone on track.

We've gone on a lot of people. We've gone a lot of people. We've got a lot of journeys. Most of them are family members. I have a couple of tags already just telling me to never talk to them again. And yeah, this has been a lot of fun. We have new merch we're working on. Yeah, I saw you doing it. Oh my god, it's so exciting. It's like perfect for like the summer time. You guys are gonna be a perfect summer when okay, you guys don't know what it is, but when it drops, you're gonna be like

done. We got it. Not done this already. But I sent it to our Gen X millennium. Sorry, Gen Z. Melon. It's a no. Gen Z in turn. And she loved it. And if she thinks it's cool, it's cool. I mean, she's cool. Then it's cool. Dude, how weird is it like knowing that there's a generation that's like old enough to drink and like it's not us and they're like, we have to check to see if things are cool with them. Literally, um, it's terrifying. Elaine and I talked yesterday and she was like,

have you watched the live your Rodrigo video good for you? And I was like, no, and she's like, it dropped today. And I was like, what? And and she's like it dropped to die and I was like what She's like listen to it She's like Okay, I know Listen to it and I go this is paramor and she's like oh yeah super cool She like use some of the tracks from paramor and I was like okay. This is paramor now how dare they how dare they

Like paramor and she was like yeah, isn't it awesome? I'm like yeah when Paramore did it But it is a cool video Olivia Jugo's cool and I'm trying to stay in with the kids But you know, everyone's so hard. Yeah, it's so hard Well anyway, we love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling and thank you Julia for joining us We hope she still likes us. I love you too. Bye, bitch. Bye.