Giggly Squad - Giggling about southwest, stalkers, and cheerleaders

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

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to exclusive originals, audible.ca is the home for all your favorite Canadian voices. Join and listen free for 30 days, visit audible.ca What's up my gaba ghoul giggles? Oh my god I would do anything for a cold cut sandwich. Wait, do you want to hear one of the funniest things being cold cuts? What?

We're really diving in. Yesterday Craig made me a turkey sandwich and I was pumped because he had like Russian dressing Swiss cheese, like just the way I like it. I'm like so ready. I take a bite of the sandwich and I look at him and I'm just like, yeah, like it's good. And he goes, you don't like the turkey, do you?

I go, it's like fake turkey. And he goes, do you know how many giglers I had DM me when I was at the grocery store being like, but he's just gonna hate that turkey. I love how you're at the Gordon Ramsay if he was a millennial with an attitude. Oh my God. I was like, I just take cold cups really seriously

and the jelly was closed. Cold cuts when they're like a little slimy, I'm out. Call the police. No, I'm out. I'm so out. If you're getting turkey in those little like pre-packaged things, call your mom.

Something's wrong. That's how I feel with tomatoes and apples. Like a bad tomato. I'm like, it'll send you over. The texture I'm off for like months on tomatoes and like an apple. You don't do going for that Chris bite and then it's the word melee. Melee. Melee. Melee. Okay, here's the thing about the word melee. I was convinced I made it. That's most dilulous should I've ever heard of my life. For like a really long time, I feel like in middle school I was like, I'm inventive that word. You go, you know the language we're all speaking right now?

I figured that out when I was around four. I invented the word mama Also, I did meet a cat in Indianapolis, okay, that is part like what is it part munchkin? They call it I don't know if that's socially accessible munchkin It's like calling it a oompa loompa like to cats want to be called that and a part bunch can part siamese and part something else. She was so gorgeous and I sent it to you. It really was the most gorgeous cat and it had blue eyes and she was just like the perfect

amount of like short and stumpy that like no I wanted to bite her the freaking little pause. Um, but yeah I was like in some random girl's house no the thing for me that was so funny is I'm watching the video of the cat but then like I can't help but look at the background and I'm just like wait where the fuck is Hannah she said some random person's house like taking videos of their cat if someone pulled up with an a van and said cats in here, you would you would jump in. If I'm immediate, if I'm going to be kidnapped with a cat, kind of

my dream. Just stuck with a cat forever. That's my dream. And actually, it wasn't a random girl. It was my friend and fellow comedians Sarah Huntington, who I was touring with. And I was telling her how she has to move to New York. Like, I was like, you got me to New York, it's sick. It's the best. It's the best. And she goes, okay, we have to stop by my house. And I was like, house. Hard. I was like, house.

And it's like a two-story full house. I walk in and it's like this open floor plan. And I was like, okay, it's like windows. This is $ million dollars in New York City I take back everything I said I'm so sorry sometimes it is nice to just like have a sliding glass door you know and feel that feeling of opening a sliding glass door it's very it's life-changing sometimes it's a nice to not have your toilet touch the shower. Right. Right.

We're like to actually have a cabinet underneath your sink. There's so many things that we live with that like if I went somewhere else and I walked in, I'd be like no. I watch HDTV and these people walk in, they're like it's $200,000 and there's a balcony. And I'm like, what? What the and the girls like yeah, like I walk salamanders for a living. I'm like what and there it's I'm so on my HGTV like era when I had a when I first moved to New York and I lived with a roommate. I didn't realize like what it was like sharing a bathroom with girls until one morning and my roommates were like workout freaks. They woke up every morning, they went to spin class at 6am.

So you feel shit about yourself when you didn't even ask for that kind of assault in the morning. No, my body was shutting down. I was like, oh my God, no, I can do it too. Like, I want to be one of the girls and I went to this like spin class at 6 a.m. and then I, we went back to our apartment. My girlfriend made me drink a hot water with lemon like immediately after. Hannah, the one girl was in the shower and I went in

and I go, you don't understand, I'm gonna shit myself. And I, and it was that moment where I was like, I can't have a roommate. Like I, the one thing I do have to say about working out, it is a laxative. If you're blocked out, go to a group workout class because you have social anxiety and you're working out.

So my whole body is like, no, no, no, no, no. I was in a fighter flight and they were like, we lost. I don't know. Speaking of fighter flight and they were like, we lost. I think we know. Speaking of fighter flight, I've been on the road and I do have to say for us off, the gigglers are that girl. Like the gigglers are coming out and like, the gigglers, like, we don't deserve them. No, I know.

Like, they're us. So cool and so fun and like, they're just the best. Every interaction I have with a giggler, like I don't know what it is, but as time goes on, they get increasingly funnier. What did that girl say in Times Square? What did she say? We were in Penn, by Penn station, she was just like,

oh, wait, we saw this girl after the next game and she came up to me and she goes, hi. And I, and the first time I had always is, wait, I know this person from high school or college and I'm not remembering it. And so the way she said, hi, I was like, hey. And she said, I met you at a bar and I came out to you as being a lesbian and you were so supportive. And I just started dying laughing. I was like, oh my God. I don't know why I was saying thank you to her. I was like, then she just like walked away into the abyss of the city and you were like, go off girlie. I know it was like one of those moments

where I was just like, New York is not a real place. No, we were, we never go to Midtown Manhattan. Well, you live there, but like, you never actually go outside. So I was standing in Midtown Manhattan with you and like, they're started to like appear and I felt like we were like Elmos and Times Square where they were like, hey, but speaking of traveling. Okay, yeah, so you're on the road and what happened? I had an unfortunate incident where I had to take Southwest. Now, if you're in a place where they always take Southwest, I'm not coming for you.

I'm a Delta girlie. And if I say girlie one more time and a punch myself in the face, I can't stop it. I was in Maryland and I had to go to Kansas City. And Southwest is the only option. So I go, you know what, I'm going to spoil myself. If I'm going to do Southwest, I'm going to go A10. Like, I'm going A10. I'm going to be in the front, and I'm going to spoil myself. If I'm going to do Southwest, I'm going to go a 10 like I'm going a 10

I'm going to be in the front and I'm going to get my good seat So I show up like half an hour early I go to McDonald's I get myself a little breakfast I'm doing my thing, you know, I have my own rich routines go You have your morning routine. I'm learning I go the bathroom And then I come back right by boarding time and people are already lined up and I was like, okay, it's like a new cult that you're not a part of. You don't know the protocol.

But I know I'm a tense, then you have to go and everyone looks at you. And you're like, I'm 10. And the girl in front of me was like, this is A5 through A10 and I was like, I know I'm A10. And then the husband was like, she's a nine. Like, there's always like a weird interaction that I didn't need.

That seems unnecessary. And then once I'm in the line, then I'm the one that has to like, when people come in, be like, I'm a 10. Again, like, I'm already so over my head. I'm already so stressed out. And I'm holding my McDonald's and an orange juice, which I didn't need.

I did not need the orange juice, but I could not say no to the deluxe. So I have my orange juice, I have my purse, and my backpack, and my luggage. So they finally call us, and I'm like, let's fucking go. I look back at all the people behind me, and I'm like, sorry. So yeah, bye.

So the guy's going fast. He's like, beep, beep, beep, beat. He gets to me and he goes, you need to consolidate all your bags. And I was like, what? And he's like, you have to consolidate to two bags. And I'm like, okay, so I try to kind of put my purse into my backpack, like kind of fake. And he's like, ma'am, once you call me ma'am, yeah, I know. That's when I know shit. Like something bad's gonna happen It's funny that it's like a respect thing like ma'am, but when I hear ma'am I'm like oh

Don't respect me at all you like you want to tell me to fuck off? I feel like a full Karen. I'm like I'm about to have I'm a good time. Yeah, I'm like a Karen moment I'm gonna video tape me so it goes ma'am you have to step out of the line and I look at him and I'm like, I'm like, I'm just gonna video tape me. So it goes, ma'am, you have to step out of the line. And I look at him and I'm like, but I paid $150. I didn't say that, but like I'm looking, I paid $100 to be a 10, not a 40, not b. God for me.

Wait, so if you don't get on, you miss your a 10 spot. There's no seats, no assigned seats, so you just go with the line and you can, it's a free for all. It's the hunger games So I, oh, so then so 8 10 is just where you stand in line In line, nothing to do with when you get on the flight and then Like Jesus be with you like okay, okay, so at this point you've now stepped out what number are they on? This man is going beat beat beat beat like I've never seen someone speed get people on so I'm freaking out

You know when you're holding all these things. I don't want my orange juice to spill you don't need the orange juice The orange juice fuck chill Imagine you just dump the orange juice in your backpack. You're like here This orange juice was like literally like leave me to die. Go. Save yourself. Save yourself. But the orange juice I'm holding on. So then I open my bag and there's not really room for my purse. So I can't just push the purse on top and crash it together. And I look at the guy and I'm like, am I good? And he goes, no, you have to zip it. As he's going, beep, beep, beep,

and people are running by. So I'm in a- You're at 830 by this point. Also mind you, this is like 830 AM after I did like two shows the night before and I was not in a good mindset. And I hit that point where it's, for me, it's laugh or cry. And it's a thin laugh, laugh or cry.

No, it's no you will be laughing with tears in your eyes. And it's it's honestly quite diabolical. It's also like I don't cry that much, but in an airport, I will cry over the I don't know what it is about an airport. They're like you're breaking point. It's my breaking point. I hold up all my frustrations for the airport. So he's basically you have to zip it.

So I, this is where I got a little messy. I'm upset. So I turn and I drop my stuff to try to zip it and my luggage falls in front of the line. So it looks like I'm causing like a traffic stop. A traffic stop. And like, low key. I think I kind of what? I was like, okay, well you're gonna stop. Everyone needs to stop because it was like at 8.840 at this point and he goes, ma'am, you're blocking the line. So everyone's staring

at me. Like there's these lines of people staring at me and he then puts on his teacher voice and I get everyone trouble again And he goes this is what I told everyone if you don't consolidate your bags. This is what's gonna happen So I'm fully getting scolded that's when I was like okay That this has to turn to laughter or like I'm gonna have a care and moment and be on TikTok, you know So I started laughing hysterically because it was like, I'm at this point, sprawled across the floor. How old is this guy?

He was, he was like, I think he was like, honestly like a 39 year old gay guy. So at that point, I'm flailing sprawled across the ground, trying to block the people going ahead of me, while also trying to zip up this bag, it's not zipping. And so you have the McDonald's bag, you should just put your purse in the McDonald's bag. The McDonald's bag, my purse was bigger than McDonald's.

It just like wasn't good. All I had to do was just put the purse on my shoulder and put the backpack over it, but I wasn't, I missed this, like, I didn't get the email, I didn't come across my desk. I literally did not come across your desk. I literally think, you know, when you just make excuses, I looked to him, I was like, I was get the email. I didn't come across my dad. I literally did not come across your dad. I literally think, you know, when you just make excuses, I looked him out, I was in the bathroom.

And he's like, I don't care, ma'am. I don't care. So meeting my dog, my dog ate it. I had it here. I swear I did it last night. And this is the thing about Southwest. Like, I get it. It's cheap, but because they're cheap,

they're like, we don't give a fuck about you. Yeah. So like, no, at this point, people are just walking over my dead body. You're literally on the catwalk. You're a model that's down and Naomi Campbell has stepped over. You're deceased body literally. And people are all trying to get in because they get ahead of me They get a better seat so it's like really competitive and I was literally losing and I'm all alone scared in a Maryland airport or something

Right in for your life fighting a what number what number are they at at this point? They must have been at like 45 like this took way too long this process So I finally get it together and it was so funny because when I was walking there, I was like, I'm actually in a good mood today at the airport. Normally, I'm like, this close from crying. And the universe was like, just wait. Just wait. So I finally, he finally lets me on barely. And I'm, I'm not in the best mood. And I'm not in the best mood. I walk in to the line and the girl in front of me goes, Hey, I really like your podcast. And I start laughing and I was like, I'm so sorry for whatever you saw back there.

I'm really tired. And she was like, girl, I get it. She's like, I get it. People were skipping you. And I was like, no, but like, I'm sorry I missed the announcement. She's like, get it like people were skipping you and I was like no, but like I I'm sorry I missed the announcement. She's like don't worry You're apologizing to literally like explaining myself like I'm like yo, that was a bad edit like that's not what really happened That man had it out for me my enemies were in full And then the man had it out for me. My enemies were in full fucking literally conspired with producers. They knew I was viking gumming.

They told me not to get the orange juice. They knew I was tired. So what'd you do with the orange juice? You're still holding it? I ended up drinking it, but like, yeah. Honestly, maybe the orange juice was had it out for me from the beginning. So did you were you able to get your bags

like in an overhead business case? I was able to get my bag and I did end up getting a window seat, but it was like a little more bags than I would have liked. It's traumatizing. And also when your whole life is traveling, you become like hyper obsessed with like getting on early

so you can get your bag up and like, this is like all I care about now. So I survived a hotel, but I was embarrassed. Like everyone was walking by and I knew that they saw, they're like, that's a girl that chucked herself from the line. So I was like putting my head down, I was like turning my head.

And then I was like, I have to get off this plane because everyone's talking about me right now. Okay, can I just say, me on planes now, I'm a different person. I don't, I'm a full iPad kid. It is like, I have been given an iPad to shut me up because I've been complaining all morning. I'm headphones at all times. You're gadgets. you have gadgets up the wazoo. No, I am already on there with my iPad. Like as soon as I sit down, my iPad flap is flapped open and we are going, like we're watching our shows. So I just want to say that not everyone probably

was staring at you. Like I wouldn't have noticed. I know, but there definitely was at least 25 people, which was like enough to like that's that was too much I care what people think about me. I actually have a funny airport story that happened to me this past weekend I Usually Craig picks me up from the airport because like Cibirbia, you know, yeah, it's crazy

So he couldn't pick me up this past weekend and And so I had to get in, no, literally. So I had to get in Uber. And so I walk over to where you pick up the Ubers. And you know, how like when people say, like, when you get older and like, senile, like, you just say whatever, whatever you think? I just feel like it's going to be so much deeper for us. I like now have to actively be like,

you can't say that that's so looking out of pocket to say to someone that you've never met. Standing, I love you're calling yourself Sena at 30 years old. I'm standing where you got the ubers. Walking toward me is I'm not kidding you say. In New Hanna Santa Claus. Like, hold on. Red T-shirt, like the perfect rosy cheeks, white hair.

Like the perfect like stomach where he wasn't like a this big fat guy. Like he legitimately looked like Santa. And it took everything in me as he's walking by for me not to be like oh like this where you because I feel like you feel like I'm next to you because you know I would have enabled that but if you do it alone you're a psycho if you're with a friend, it's cute. It's funny. Alone, you're bullying an old man. I was like, wait, that's straight up bullying. You might as well have like stuffed him in a locker grab his glasses and step on that.

I was like, you're gonna comment on this man. This poor man's weight and like his rosacea Comment on this man this poor man's weight and like his rosacea And then I was like well, I could have said like clearly I'm on the naughty list and then I was like stop thinking Then you're trying to fuck an old man who has psoriasis It was like so oh my god. I literally laughed to myself in the car for like 20 minutes. I got in the wrong Uber this morning, coming back from JFK, no from LaGuardia, because I was waiting for my guy. You know, sometimes it shows where they are,

but they're not there. But I look up in this car, is right in front of me, and it says it's right in front of me, and they're both white cars. And the guy was like standing there, and I kind of look at him, and he gives me this look like, finally, bitch,

I've been waiting. And he was like, I've been here for five minutes I'm like oh sorry the app didn't show that so I get in and then like two minutes in He's like so we're going to Brooklyn and I was like no and then we had a go my God and when you're in a new breath that isn't yours you are scared like I was like get me the fuck out of this car No, not only are you scared but if you get in the wrong Uber at an airport, that's it, you're gone. Like when they drive, you're gone.

That's it, you're done. That's, you're taken. And then to go back around, that's nightmare. After getting off a morning flight. All I wanted to do was put my cat. So then, I know I've been doing law traveling, and my friend Tracy was driving me. Tracy Carnazzo showed out, and comedian.

And we went to get dunkin' as we do. We came back, and I was spacing out, and I just opened the car door to a car that someone was in. Like not a new bird, like a human. Oh, she was like, the guy was just sitting on a, what he was doing, but I like, go all the way in. Like not a new bird, like a human. Like a human. Like the guy was just sitting on what he was doing, but I like go all the way in. He looks at me, I like at him, and I just shut the door.

Nothing was said. I walked to Tracy's car. I did that all the time with my own car. I walk into other people's cars. I don't know. Every car looks the fucking same. No, I don't. I actually, I don't do that that often. My toxic trait is I'll just get out of a taxi because I forget you have to pay at the end.

And then it looks like I'm literally trying to like dine and dash on this guy. Like the people on the street are like, wow, that woman sucks. Because she's trying to not be a guy. Because I'm just like yelling. They're like, miss. Yeah, and I'm sorry. I can't. I'm like, it's usually on the app. And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just fucking pay us. Oh God. Also.

Any hill. I made a really embarrassing, another embarrassing moment. When I was in San Francisco two weeks ago, and I forgot to address it, and I need to apologize to the academy. Tell me if you've done this before, because you smoke weed. I don't, but I feel like I have the brain of someone who's smoked weed since a young child.

I'm doing like the biggest theater I've ever done. The Masonic and San Francisco. I'm so excited. And my friend who I've known for like four years, DM me a couple months ago and was like, Hey, I'm going to be in town. Can I do some time on the show? And I was like, absolutely. She's great comic.

So I get there. And I'm really excited to see her and like we're kind of like excited energy, nervous energy and then the guys like it's time to start and I'm like okay great and I get to the front and I start doing my they call it the voice of God where I'm like what's up San Francisco and as I say for San Francisco I realize that I completely blanked on her name. This is my friend of four years. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And like you hear like the it was like 2,500 people you hear the room and she's looking at me all excited And I'm looking at her and I'm like yeah like And I just I panic I look at her and I go well What are your credits like as if that she would tell me her name and she's like oh, I do this podcast

I'm like she does this podcast and then I'm pausing and finally I'm like fuck. What's your phone name? She looks at me like hey now. She's the bitch. Tell us the name. Her family's there. Like it was. So then I say her name. I really is also because I'm a visual person.

I doubt that's him. You should. So she literally, I literally, it was the most embarrassing thing. Like I'm sweating talking about it. So she, like, my only job is to introduce her. And I, and not only do I forget her name, but I pause on the mic to be like, what's your name? She gets on stage.

Did people in the crowd hear it? They definitely heard me, like, go off the mic. Like, it wasn't smooth. And she goes and say, and she's like, kind of fully forgot my name. Yeah. Oh my god okay that's like the best thing about comedians because then her going out and like drawing attention to it like that's hilarious. So apparently it's a thing that like when you're

announcing people like all the time comics will like blank on the name like it's it's just like I don't know but this was bad because I've known her for four years like what the fuck is that so I'm backstage and I'm like reeling like I'm with Andrew Collins. Yeah, it's not that bad. It's okay. You're gonna be fine So then I realized like I know her Instagram, but her Instagram is not her full name And so she came back and I was like I could just think of your Instagram like I'm I'm so sorry and she was like, oh my god, I don't give a fuck, but I will wake up in the middle of the night and think about what I did.

Yeah. Because it was just like an embarrassing moment, though, it's not like she's mad about it. She's so not mad at all, but it's like, I take pride in like, I'm bringing around my show. No one like, I love her and she's amazing and then to look at someone in the face and go, what's your name?

Like that was, it felt mean, it felt like, I didn't care. And like, I'm just an idiot. Do you know those people's names? You can never remember, even though you've known them for like seven years. Yeah, all the time. You're for someone because their name and you're like, that's not your name, that doesn't match. That's not your face.

And there's also like names that are the same. Like we've, we've talked about this. Like if your name is Morgan, your, your name is also, you know, that's not your name, that doesn't match. That's not your face. And there's also names that are the same. Like we've talked about this. Like if your name is Morgan, your name is also Taylor. And that's just like, it is what it is. Like, that's not. It has the same energy. Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. And like if your name is Stephanie,

you could also be a Jessica. Yes, yes. And that's just science. It's like Ashley and Michelle, same person. Yeah, the same person. That's the same person. Literally the same person. Okay.

Like, I also do like Francesca and Sophia, that's the same person. Same name. Same part. Same name. Same name. Same name. I do that with guys too. Like some guys names like Matt and Sean. I can't. That's the same name. Matt and Sean are the same name. Yeah.

But when someone's face looks like a mat, but their name is Sean, I'm like, I'll never get this. Like to me, everyone's name is Nick. Like that. Guys and girls. Yeah. But this is classic. You know when someone comes up to you and you forgot their name and you go, oh, I want to introduce you to Hannah

and then you just kind of wait. Yeah. So this was one of those moments except it was fun in front of 2,500 people. That's a problem my show is getting bigger. There's a bigger chance of embarrassment. Like remember I called that one pregnant. That was only 400 people. I was just going to say, what moment haunts you more? Literally calling a non-pregnant woman asking her when her due date is or straight up forgetting getting someone's name in front of 2500 people.

I have to say for getting someone's name in front of that I know in front of 2500 people because thank God they couldn't see you. You would have started being your pan. Oh, if I did it in front of them, that's even worse. But normally before the show, I like ask, I like get their full name, I write it down, and then I get all their credits, and I'm, we were like really nervous and excited. And I'm not making excuses. I'm fucking dumb. The thing with the pregnancy one is I came up with so many excuses. I was like, okay baby, I'll dress. Okay, it's a

Sunday. I literally gas lit her. I was like, your hand was on your stomach. Don't put your hand on your stomach unless you want to be called preggers. You literally held up a sonogram. I saw it and showed the person next to you. So, I'm here. You're wearing pink. You clearly just came from like a gender reveal party. And afterwards I got to talk to her and literally be so apologetic.

Where with this comic, I was like, I'm so sorry. And it's like, it's kind of thing where it's like, look, you did what you did, okay? You did what you did. Oh, I got it. I haven't had now that I'm saying it. I'm like, it's kind of thing where it's like, look, you did what you did, okay? You did what you did. Oh, I got it. I haven't had now that I'm saying, and it's gonna happen to me, because that's just how my manifestation works.

But I haven't had a moment like that in a while that haunts me. No, I haven't. Other than just reliving every interaction that I've ever had with anyone when I get home, like, did I sound stupid? Like, I, okay, the other day I did two podcasts in a row. And I'm not trying to say like,

oh my God, poor me, that job was so hard because all I had to do was talk for two hours. But at some points, I just associate, because sometimes I can't listen to myself anymore. Like, I get to a point where I'm like, bitch, associate because sometimes I can't listen to myself anymore. I get to a point where I'm like, bitch, shut the fuck up. And I was doing more embossedics podcasts. And there was a moment where I just blanked and it sounded like I, she asked me when did

I first meet Craig and I couldn't think of it. She was like, oh, what was the timeline of your relationship? I go wait what like year is it like I just like have been disassociated You know I have a boyfriend? No, anxiety will make you like no, I have like so I feel like I have like foggy like brain fog like a lot for sure And that we're a senile and we have brain fog lot for sure and that we're a senile and we have brain fog uh... that was bullied in old man and we're bullying old men and chucking herself in front of planes um... it's because we have a drink water since 1984

um... no literally think of her my stand also speaking of traveling my mom keeps an eye on the gigglers she's the mom of the gigglers and there's like a Facebook group and she said that some of the gigglers, she's the mom of the gigglers, and there's like a Facebook group. And she said that some of the gigglers were like started being like, hey, like I'm a giggler in, you know, like Delaware, does anyone wanna do like a giggler meetup? And my mom was like Hannah, it was the cutest thing,

like I was giving like early giggly squad energy when you guys, like when everyone was on the, as you're in lives. And she, so you guys, if you to, if you're a giggler in a city and you want to make, like, cool giggler friends, do some meetups, that would be sick. Wait, we have to surprise one of them. Like a, like, like, the bachelor, they would do, like, watch parties and then, like, Chris Harris, they would just show up. And the girls would be like like why are you here?

Who let this man into my apartment? I'm feeling out, we have to make hours a little bit more graceful but I would love to do that. Just like randomly show up in a city and go to like whatever bar they're at. Yeah, I just feel like all the gigglers have the same sense of humor. It's dark and it's disturbing, but it brings people together. I'm always trying to have a morning routine, and I used to take so many vitamins, and I thought I was doing something really good for my body, but then I just realized I had no idea what I was doing with what vitamins, and I was just feeling stressed, and I always have gut issues.

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hotels rooms. I am always scared of hotel rooms. So the other day Craig had to go to the store for something. So he said, okay, I'm leaving. So I was gonna be home alone. Fully having alarm system, all this stuff. But didn't have it on, like had that back door open, honestly. Like it was like a nice day out.

He left, it was like five o'clock. I was like putting things away in my closet, like cleaning up like whatever upstairs. I thought I heard something downstairs, and I was like, oh. That's a problem with living in a house. There's two more corners. No, it was like solidified.

I'm not ready for suburban life. I was like, this has to be terrifying. Did you lock yourself in a room? So, almost. So I hear something downstairs, and I'm like, oh, I get a little scared, but I'm like, oh, the back door was open and also the TV was on downstairs. It's nothing. Two seconds later, I'm getting a phone call from a two on two number, or no, from, sorry,

from an unknown number. And usually that's my mom. So I answer, I usually answer. It's like caller, caller ID, and I always know it's her. So I answer it, and it's someone just screaming my name. Screaming my name inherently, saying like, some sexual things, just like screaming my name. I hang up the phone, and I'm like, holy shit.

The sound I heard downstairs, someone's like coming to get me. The person goes, the call's coming from inside the house. No, I was waiting for them to be like, wait was it a guy or a girl? Like I see a guy. Oh hell no! Oh hell no!

If it's a girl, I'm like, I'm a sleeper. So I immediately call Craig and I'm like, you gotta come home like as someone's in the house. Ss. He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? That was me. call Craig and I'm like you gotta come home like as someone's in the house What the fuck are you talking about that was me What's in the house like I was trying to sex to you Hannah I go full Like I always wondered what I was going to be like if one of these situations ever happened to me and I went full

Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider like I like, are there any weapons in the house? Oh wow, the Scorpion, you see me? I'm pretending I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm lying dead in my bed. That's me in a war. I'm dead. You're like, I'm about to beat this bitch up. Where's the flame thrower? Honestly, here's the other, here's why. I am two seconds away from getting my period. I can feel it in my fucking stomach. I have a pre-mixed eye. I'm scared of you. I wish you would.

I wish you would. This guy would try and calm in this house right now. I've been trying so hard not to fight with Craig for a week. I need to let out some fucking anger Craig goes what did you just say I go any weapons I'm envisioning you with like your little kids set and your loafers And your little wavy And then you have your slick back hair and you have a purse with your first-ever summaries and you always have a little wavy. And then you're like, you're slick back hair and you have a purse with you for some reason.

You always have a little purse. And then you have this weapon and you're about to beat your vision of me as always holding a purse. And you're always have a purse with nothing in it. It's just for style The page have you seen on tic-tac? Someone said like oh like Girls might have to go to war. So yeah, have you seen that?

So all the girlies on tic-tac are making fun of it. I don't think it's true They all were like me if I was at war and they'd be like, so what is everyone wearing? Like how are we doing our hair? Is it slick back or not? And then she's like, if my ex is there, I'm not going. And then you're like waiting to do war. And then you're like, I have to pee. Get someone going with me. I'm like, if that ever happened,

if we were first of all, we wouldn't get drafted because honestly, I think we're too old. I know. Which kind of was like, wait, that was like, look, Loki, I'm kind of sad about that. Like, I was sad, but I was like, at least, like, me losing collagen is good for something. I would immediately get pregnant.

Ha ha ha ha. No. Are you kidding? I would get some job going forward and I'd be like, we bring humor to the masses. We can't just go to war. This is keeping every girl sane. Every girl like this would get a weapon right now.

But they have giggly spots, they giggle it off. You know, you know how like sometimes like in old movies they would go and like perform at like jails No, some comics still perform at like bases like military Imagine me going to murder base and just making fun of men for two hours I mean like you guys lighting pieces of shit Like you're all holding guns get a therapist You guys will go to the last resort to just tell someone how you feel.

I know. Are you guys cheating on your girls? Are you cheating? Someone goes, do we get to pick our teams or is it assigned? Which team do we play? Why? If someone goes, has anyone made a Pinterest board for the outfits?

Oh my god. Someone goes, what's the parking situation like and will there be food? Is I just discovered Pinterest where like I started creating a board of like fashion, but when you have to like search for the good stuff because before I just be like fall outfits and I was like, this is bad. If you're feeling really creative, you can curate such a unique like boards to yourself because you have to search so specifically. Yeah. I'm always making boards.

Like, I have so many secret boards. Yeah. Because sometimes when I get bored, I'll just like go on and like create vibes kind of. And it's almost like, I don't know, it's just like an outlet. But then like, you can go back and look at like certain, it's just like cool to go back and look at like certain styles you like had. True.

Because things that you were like, oh, I'll remember to do that. You never remember and on Pinterest, you actually do go back and look. I feel like at like, your book. Do you have any advice for like key words or like finding the good outfits? It has to be really specific to what,

like pick out like one key thing that you want the outfit to have and make sure when you're like searching it, it's very specific. So if you're doing like cargo pants, like make sure you're writing in like, what color, like multiple pocket, like baggy or, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Do you follow creators on it? You know what? I actually don't, I don't think. So you don't support women in the arts. I don't feel like it is like that though, you don't follow people. I don't feel like, yeah, I have no, like I don't even know how many followers I have.

Do you ever shop on Pinterest? Because you know it gives shopping options now. That's dangerous. Do you buy stuff? I have before. And then it'll also give you things that look similar, which is helpful. OK, because this is the one thing I really needed

was another social media app to use. So this is really going to be good for me. When I'm, Knights, I'm not coloring on my iPad. I'm Pinteresting. I'm showing up Pinteresting. Did you see the art I made in Craig's Kitchen? Okay, that was way beyond coloring book. That was HDTV show worthy.

When are you guys getting an HDTV show? I'm literally waiting for it. I found that on Pinterest that picture, like how Back Girl did girl did that And I was like I could do that on that wall Wait, so did you bought like how did you make it? Can you explain? So I bought I want to do like a bunch of different gold frames I'm like so I messaged the girl and I was like can you send it to me? I'm over and can you do it? And so I bought all these frames on Amazon because I wanted you like all these different frames with like different pictures and different art

But I wanted one of them to be like a 3D art. Yeah, so then I bought these little vases that like go like you push them into the wall with like a connector thing And is it vases? I say vase vase Giggler's comment below Do you say wait do you say this is OG guer's squad, do you say aunt or aunt? Like are you aunt Hannah? I'm aunt, I say aunt but I always say aunt after in case it offended anyone.

I go aunt aunt. Because if you said aunt you almost have to say Hannah. And that's like no dude. I like to say on Hannah. I'm like on to say on to. Like, and see. And aunt, honestly, I don't like either. I think we need a new name. Yeah, like, yeah.

It's funny that you are an aunt though. I know. And Lois, okay, Lois is visiting next week on Halloween. And Jeannie was like, do you wanna put together an outfit? Lois, okay, Lois is visiting next week on Halloween. And Jeannie was like, do you wanna put together an outfit? And I know it's overplayed, but I have to do it. Jeannie wants you to put together an outfit for Lois. For Lois, for Halloween. Actually, I'm gonna surprise the gigglers,

but I put together an outfit for her. So obviously, that's what you needed a Pinterest board. I was on Pinterest doing that too. I Have so many ideas. What are you thinking? I'm thinking like a spaghetti and meatballs in a pot That's cute. I always want to do the lobster one where you're holding like a A lobster and your chef. Have. Have you seen the octopus? Yeah, I saw the octopus. I've seen all of them.

I think it's not original, but it's original. What are you thinking for your outfit? Or do you want to be surprised? OK, so Craig and I did a photo shoot today for our next pillow collab. Fine. And actually, there was a moment at the photo shoot that he turned and he was like,

this is so your vibe and it's so creepy because everything was very dark and like, sultry and like, had like a sexual undertone also. Like, all the people that work at Soung Down South are very nice and like, charles, to me. And Craig was like, were the whips and chains necessary? This one guy goes definitely the most sexual shoot. You've ever had your head in the pillow.

Honestly, I'm gonna be serious. It's giving a little bit of like Travis Courtney vibes and I didn't even mean for that to happen. But like, I picked out our outfits like carefully curated them. Yeah. And then we did take at the end of the photo shoot, I had gotten costumes to recreate a picture for Halloween.

So you got the photo. And you did do. We did get the photo. I'm so jealous. I'm going to say it right now. I hate Halloween. I don't like dressing up as someone else. I don't like the stress of the city. I don't like the stress of the city,

I don't like that everyone acts fucking weird and they're like, it's Halloween, so I can act like fucking crazy. I can't with like, it's starting the weekend before. Well, yeah, Halloween's when did it become a full week. It's not Stasi's birthday, you know? I feel like people are inviting me to parties. Also, I don't know what, no one's ever invited me to a Halloween party before. This year, people are inviting me.

Are you kidding? I haven't got one Halloween party in a while. No, but it's not like our friends. It's like generic people. Didn't come across my dad. It's like people that I friend of a friend, like people who are throwing Halloween bangers. And do you, are you gonna go to any? Do you have to get an outfit?

I can't. I don't have it in me. I have a very important question. What is the last thing you were for Halloween? I feel like I can't think of that. Oh. Postmanal. I'm always postmanal.

Yeah. I guess postmanal I'm always postman alone. Yeah. I guess postman was last thing I was. However, my token costume when I was younger was, I had these brown juicy sweat pants where my butt looked so fucking good. You know, and had the pockets on the butt. And it was like, he was a UPS driver. That would be good though. I would wear that with just a brown sweatshirt and little bear ears and I was a bear.

And people would be like, are you a teddy bear and I'd be like, no, I'm a bear. And I did that for years. Because I just want comfort. No, that's cute. I just want comfort. What was your like token outfit being a slut? In honestly, I have to get my brain checked because I wouldn't even tell you one costume I was in college.

Like I have no fucking idea. Do you know I think someone should do because it's kind of trendy, you know, like trench coats are in. Someone should be like, who's the like the investigator? Inspector Gadget. Yeah they should be Inspector Gadget. Yeah, they should be Inspector Gadget. I think that's easy. I can't believe I just got this. I love how you can't remember what you have for breakfast this morning and you fought an

imaginary person. Wait, what happened? Did you beat the guy up? What happened? See this is we literally can't get through anything. Where even was I? Where? Look at the call was coming from inside the house. So I'm, oh wait, so I'm fully convinced that I'm getting murdered. I'm trying to find a weapon. I love my cash.

I was like, I'm over this conversation. I'm like, you're done with experience. You're like, what we for Halloween? I true. I know this is boring. This is boring. You're like, what we for Halloween? A true, I go, this is boring. This is boring. What are you gonna be for? This guy, he's honestly, thank God it was Scorpio season because I was fucking ready.

I was ready to defend my home. It's a BB gun. Yeah, basically, it's a super soaker. I go, got your ruined your leather jacket. Yeah, it's a super soker I go got your ruined your leather jacket You just throw up a loon with water at them. You're like, God, just too much To my point people are like doing that glitter thing you just Give the burglar And have a look and open it up and it's full of glitter. Are you like you just I?

I thought I was section cup dildo I literally like I can't Krikos get the biggest deal don't we have? I was like a dildo could knock someone out Choking him with like an open Krikos you know how I choke you? Choke him like that. Right, but he's about to pass out. Oh my god, my- my god.

Oh, it's so- so you're- you grab- you grab the little super-soaker. I'm sitting at the top of the stairs. Oh, so you're missing Smith. No, I'm full. Mrs. Smith, I have 9-1-1 dialed on my phone. You're in black lingerie for no reason. I found myself putting on a red lipstick. I can't breathe.

You're Laura Crofts with a high braid. I love that. Your Laura crops with a high braid. I love that. When you have to fight a burglar. You need to get your outfit right? You go to the burglar, you go do like my outfit for this. Oh change, wait I have to change my outfit, I can't fight yet. I think I'm acting kidnapped in this. These are suitable shoes.

You can't kidnap me in this. I'm wearing summer in its fall. You want this to be my dying outfit? Are you kidding? Is there air conditioning in the kidnap place? Because then you know if I need a sweater. Oh my god. So you're at the top of the stairs. And I'm thinking to myself, okay if I hear him downstairs I'll go out the window and on. I. Oh, hi, it cranks hot tub. Thank God he got that hot tub.

He walked in, he was the hottest thing ever that you were like, do we have anything to do? So if you're trying to fuck with me, not in Charleston. Oh my God. Whatever, so the guy ended like texting me all this crazy shit and then I ended up just like blocking the number. I know. But I like, but then I did think like, oh my god, this is my first stalker. Oh my god. I mean, I definitely had a couple weird ones too. I just don't know how we got my number. Like I don't know how we got my number and knew it was me

and then like you just like can never answer an unknown caller and you have to tell your mom to switch because like unknown caller was someone who was saying crazy shit to me too. No it's literally my mom's fault. I was like are you kidding? It's your mom. Your enemies are out to get you. Once I got an unknown caller and it was a girl and she was just like Hannah and I was like hello and she was like is this Hannah burner and I was like yeah she was like cool she was like this is Southwest

customers you're gonna be arrested for disorderly conduct in the Southwest airline line man um the second you call me ma'am I know that my life is falling apart no I know that I am now in a situation that I did not want to kill him precisely. I want to be like, I don't identify as ma'am. Don't ever call me that again. I actually had the scariest, there's a scariest story in our Brooklyn house, like, my dad's sister once. This is so scary. I don't want to freak people out, but this is the real world. She was like, it's Halloween time.

It's Halloween, spooky. So we lived in this brown stone. I wasn't alive yet, but my dad grew up there. And there's two floors. And she was showering on the bottom floor, alone. She got out of the shower. And she hears footsteps upstairs. And this house was so old, but like, so the footsteps would always like,

creak, but like you could tell that it was like unfamiliar footsteps, does that make sense? Yes, yes, yes, of course. You know every, you don't know every family member by footstep, you were adopted. You were adopted for sure. I'm heavy foot Hannah, they call me that for a reason.

Yeah, you know everyone steps. So she basically was hearing weird kind of steps upstairs and she was young. I think she was like 13 or 14 and she put some clothes on and she just walks upstairs and opens the door and there's a guy, a man. No, what's standing there? And she's just staring at him and And I think she just got in shock. And the guy was just like, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm sorry.

I'm going to leave now. And she was just staring at him and he walks out and leaves. So they were planning on robbing, but they clearly messed up. And he, instead of hurting her, was just like. Hannah, that's why Craig didn't come home. He goes, it's the middle of the day, they don't want you, they want the stuff if there's someone in there. I go, they take one look at me!

They're stuffing me in the back of the car. Are you kidding? When I love her, they can take my TV, I don't care, just don't talk to them. He was like, it's the middle of the day. Everybody knows this. But I guess she was just looking and he was like, no, harm no foul,

let's pretend this didn't happen. What a New York City story. That was the most New York shite ever. He was like, you know, my bad. That was my bad. No, you're right, you caught me. You didn't see nothing. I'm not. And I'll be on my way. I'll be on my way.

This is wrong room. I was trying to rob a different room. I'm sorry. And then that was that. And I grew up living in that house. And my dad would tell me that story. Traumatizing. No, I know.

Poor girl. Like, I was always wondered. Like, if something like that were to happen, would I go fight or flight? Like like would I be in such a state of Shock that like I wouldn't be able to do something or would I be calm and be like do we have any weapons? I always feel like I can talk myself out of things which is clearly not true because I just cry in every Ten situation but I'd be like yo We're friends like I think you're a vibe. Your energy is like crazy.

Why are you doing this? I'm a Leo. I could tell you like a Libra Aquarius. I understand. Look, what do you need? Let's just talk it out. Let's talk this out. Did your mom not love you as a kid?

Let it out, babe. Let it out. Yeah. Oh, god. You're yelling. You're not mad at me. You're mad at your dad. You guys like, ma'am, I'm about to fucking steal everything in this house ma'am

Wait, I have a new show that is so fucking good Hannah. Uh-huh It's on Apple TV based on a true story Brie Larson is the main character the theory of Chemistry yes, I saw that Apple TV you guys don I saw that Apple TV. You guys don't sleep on Apple TV. It is so fucking good. I've watched the first three episodes.

I watched them on the flights to Charleston. I literally binge. New episodes come out on Friday. It's about this woman who is like the super smart scientist, but because she lived in the 50s, they wouldn't let women basically do anything. So she is so fucking smart, and she ends up becoming a famous chef on TV,

and people fall in love with her, and she has this complete career pivot. It's so fucking good. And she's a real person. No, it's for the girls. Like, she was so ahead of her time, she was like, I'm not getting married, and I'm not having kids

because you either choose that or you choose any doing anything else and like the women are so mean to her like it's so good. I love that. I also it's crazy to think that like just 70 years ago women were literally like property. No like she couldn't put her name on like a scientific research paper because they were like, you're a woman, like we would be laughed at in the scientific community. Like it's just crazy to think like, okay, that like, it's just like it wasn't that long ago. Yes. Speaking of grandma's, Shada Tanana, she had a very difficult last couple of weeks, she was in the hospital.

She's 82, so she's been, you know, fighting and she's out of the hospital finally, and she wanted to give me her eggplant parmesan recipe to put in the newsletter this week. No, Hannah, I'm gonna start crying. No, I'm not really getting my period and I'm gonna start crying. She's like, I live to see another day. That is so fucking sweet. Oh my God, everyone does a message Nanna right now

and then like, make a Luzonyan, bring it to someone you love. You're not a giggle-er. So this is the thing with Nanna, like, she is a public figure, which is kind of crazy. So she's like, I was bawling, like, I was beyond myself when I heard that she wasn't doing well because it kind of came out nowhere. And then I wasn't gonna post anything

and I didn't want people freaking out and I'm like, maybe she wants to keep this private. And she posts a, like announced, like she posts a statement. Yeah, I see. Like, this is, like, she's that bitch. Yes, John. She posts a statement from the hospital

apologizing to her fans that she's gonna have to be off Instagram for a bit, because the bitch is in the hospital. She's like, I'm taking a social media, bruh. She was like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, Nana, the fans are gonna be okay, but she's like, everyone knows I post at 7AM every day and they're like, not gonna know where I am. So she got all these messages and comments and it like really, really meant so much to her.

So when we shout out to Nana, we love you. Oh my God, that's the sweetest thing ever. The golden bachelor doesn't hold a candle, a candle to Nana. No, Nana would have crushed. Honestly, Papa would have let Nana go on the show just to like crush it. Just to get followers.

Nana's the only influence. Everyone's like, it's so real. Nana's like, I'm trying to get followers. My outfit, swipe up. She's like, look, I just want to get to the final so I become the badchrat. That's really all I'm here for. No, that's...

She's like, let's be honest. The man would never have a shot with me everyone's playing checker is Nana straight up playing chess in there Um, like speaking of drama. Are you on lesbian TikTok drama right now because I am No, the lesbian community. It's so funny because I'm watching a video the other night and it started out like our favorite lesbian couple And it said like all this like shit. They were getting canceled for it and Craig was like is that your lesbian couple? No literally it's ticktox lesbian No, there are the Southern lesbians who are in very trouble a lot of trouble and then there's the soccer community have you sent it to you? the soccer community. Have you sent it to you? The soccer community is a buzz.

I want it, reality TV show, of a soccer team because this is a thing. Some of them are hooking up. Some of them are getting married. Some of them are breaking up, but they're still on the fucking national team. So imagine being like, I'm not kicking it to Stephanie. She cheated on me. No. The mental warfare that must go on on a women's professional team out on the field, like the guys would be lost two minutes in. They'd have no fucking idea what's going on.

That's why when you're watching women's soccer, there's levels going on. There's layers. No. You have to unpack it. It's not just USA versus Britain, okay? The competitiveness, not only physically, but the way now people are talking on trash talking, the people involved in this scandal, the soccer players, is top-tier gossip, I would say, And top tier like. Do you want to explain it?

Or do you want me to take a stab? You take a stab because I don't know their names. I only know the first names. So, Ashlyn, it's giving red flag. Ashlyn is the blonde. Is the blonde. Ashlyn is this beautiful, high cheekbone. She looks, she's giving female fuck boy kind of vibes.

She has the mallet, she has the mallet. She's the mallet. She wears a ring on every finger. Yes, I mean, we know them. It's giving red flags, but then we have Ali, who's her wife, and they have two children together. A stunning gorgeous woman. And she's, yeah, she's stunning gorgeous.

Fun fact, Ali plays and Ashlyn is on the bench. That's just a side note. And it's good to know, it's relevancy. It's relevancy. So then Sophia Bush comes into the picture and is on a panel with Ashlyn that apparently they were like flirty. Ashlyn that night.

I think like in the South of France. So I'm romantic. Actually the vibes must have been vibing. The vibes are vibing. Ashlyn, I don't know if it was that night. I don't wanna get, this is all like, we don't know if this is all true. But she goes home from that trip and says,

I'm divorcing you and Alice like why and she was like, I'm not talking about it. Which is like, that's that's detailed information. And then and then spotted with Sophia Bush. And then one of my friends who I'm not gonna throw into it, isn't as a top athlete. And she's like friends with all of them. So I'm gonna see if I could get the tea

No, you but you know how like it's like when in Vanderpump happened like I didn't like immediately tech Sheena Like I had to play it cool for a bit So it seemed like it was their idea to tell me, you know, so I'm not about to text about it We're gonna play the long game. I'm gardening. I'm manifesting. So I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. But Sophia Bush. What a shocking turn of events. Do you wanna know something? I always felt like every guy,

I've been a fan of Sophia Bush forever. I fucking loved one. She's so beautiful. She's so gorgeous. And for whatever reason, every guy she was always with, I always did feel like, I don't feel like that's her vibe. Like I just always felt like she was with the wrong people. And so now for her to be allegedly dating the soccer player,

I was like, this kind of, this actually kind of makes sense. Well, as we know from the beginning of the pod, you definitely support the lesbian community. I fully support it. But then Aaron Foster jumps into the mix. Oh, yeah. And she says, look at me doing Broadway shoes. I'm nervous. She says that Chad Michael Murray cheated on her when she was like living with him or something with Sophia, but something that someone else like denied, but she was throwing herself in. But long story short, Allie is now in the playoffs and she posted a photo and she was in my Beyonce lemonade era.

All these top soccer girls and just people in general are commenting under the photo, let's fucking go. Having her back. Oh my God. All this fear and love and war, I get it if the girl were gone. And they had two kids. It's just salacious. It's salacious.

They also had two kids together, you know? No, I know. Like, we're like, like, look, Sophia Bush, I feel like, okay, she was married for a year, it didn't work out. I feel like that is such a different situation because she didn't have kids. That like, you feel, it's like, oh, but we're doing this to more people than just your ex now. Yeah but again obviously if people aren't happy get out but it's a messy it's a messy game and it's quick it's just quick. It's in the public eye

so we'll be keeping an eye on that see how it plays out. And it was me and Tick Tock is having a moment. A moment. I was trying so hard to get on it, like wasn't letting me on it. I know. I'm so happy you're here though. Welcome. It's a wonderful community.

It is wonderful. We really love that. I'm like, I'm not listening, but I am. Lest me and TikTok. I feel like you have to be a cool, straight girl to get on Lest me and TikTok. OK, I didn't want to say it, but I was like, I feel like this says something about me. You know, how can I make it about me? And I'm like, I give the vibes.

Well, we have spoken where like, I could see you having like a Miley Cyrus moment. I actually want to hear something so funny. I just listened to, I saw like a clip on Instagram of Shep giving an interview about me and he said, he's like she's kind of like a guy. But then like turned it into a compliment, he was like, you know, she's like really independent and likes to do what she wants. Or a black cat. I was like, or a was going to be like,

I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like.

I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like.

I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how the four of you are like. I love how, thank you. We have to wrap it up. Any thoughts on they're calling it trell-sea? No. To Kelsey. What is it? What are they calling Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey? Something I didn't love it. I think it's Kelsey. Tell me. No, Swift. Till I don't know fucking now. I lost it's Kelsey. No. No. Swift. Till I don't fucking know.

I lost it. If it doesn't come to your mind in two seconds, I don't want it. I wouldn't refer to it. I wouldn't claim it. That's mine. That was me. In San Francisco, I do remember the girls name. Like yours, what would yours and does be?

Has. It's past. Dana. Dana. Yeah, it does it. You and's past. Dana. Dana. Yeah, it does it. You're, you and Craig are. Peg. Peg.

And like, I don't claim that. We're not claiming it. Craig. Craig. Craig, yeah, but it's just, I don't claim them, you know. They're not for me. Do you have any final thoughts on it? She did her handshake. Which, I mean. Oh, yeah, She did her handshake, which I mean.

Oh yeah, she did her handshake. I love handshake. There's just like, there's a lot of sports gossip and drama happening right now. And I'm not red. I'm not red up on the mahalms. I feel like. Oh, about the mahalms brother or something. Yeah, there's like weird stuff going on.

Yeah, so people were like confused that she became such good friends with Brittany, which like I don't know enough. Yeah, there's like weird stuff going on. Yeah, so people were like confused that she became such good friends with Brittany, which like, I don't know enough. Yeah. But look, I think it actually, um, who did I say on TikTok was talking about this. Oh, um, girl, boss town. She was saying how crazy that Brittany Mahomes met her husband in high school. We're all the same age, which means she listened to Taylor Swift in high school thinking about her future husband. She's now at the NFL watching her husband be the star player, sitting next to Taylor Swift. And we all heard the songs in high school and she was like, that must just be such a crazy

moment for her to be enjoying. I feel like Taylor Swift is such a performer. Like I love watching her at like all these award shows because like she's performing in the stands too. Like she's giving her all. She's giving her all. So I really feel like she's doing some kind of performative bit of like, I'm in the bleachers.

Like that, what is it called? She's chair captain. She's being chair captain. And she's like living that moment. It's so great. That song, everyone loved that song, and I literally hated that song because I was like, okay, they're kind of like just scribing me,

and I just, that's rude. Were you chair captain? Yeah, but I was like, what, you were chair captain? Yeah, I was captain of a cheerleading team team and I just fell in love with you. You were a monster. I was like, I've been dating my boyfriend for a while and I'm a brand new user. He loves me and I love him and this just seems very attack. You don't love him more than I do.

I also have feelings and people are mean to me too, but I can't ever say it. Wait, that is so funny. that's like someone doing a song like you always talk about being from Brooklyn playing tennis and like I I'll always love him more and I'm like wait why do you like the story pointed? I didn't even know you cheerly did. Yeah could you do like the splits or something? I couldn't do any splits but I was the girl that I would get thrown in the air. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I was a little tight tumbling, tight up there. Tick. No. But then I quit my senior year because I wanted to show my outfits at the football games and I wanted to hang out with my boyfriend. That's so funny because I was just playing golf. We had no cheerleaders because no one cared about women's sports. Anyway, thank you guys so much for giggling with us.

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