Giggly Squad - Giggling about Spring fashion rules, cheating husbands, and Ocean

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

Paige lays down the law about Spring fashion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Okay, gigglers, we're back in action. Get your giggle muscles ready. I feel energized right now and I don't know why. So it's a rare occurrence. It's worrisome. Yeah, no, it's worrisome. It's rare.

Are you good, bro? Yeah, I don't know. I went to the chiropractor and first of all, well, okay, one, I don't go to like a chiropractor. I go to this thing called a kinesiologist. Can you spell that? No. What is the origin of that word? He used it in his sentence.

Please, he used it in his sentence. And he basically like, oh my god, if anyone's interested in New York City, I really actually don't want to give the name or the number because I'm trying to get in for my appointments. I'm not trying to have you guys ruin my show. How'd you discover him? Okay, so I'm going to give a big shout out to Perry Rebar. Woop, woop, woop. Remember him?

Guys, do we remember him? He put me onto this guy, and I've been going to him for like two years now. And I got back from like a skiing vacay, and my back was so fucked up. Like I couldn't sleep, I couldn't move. I canceled a few dates, and people thought I was lying. And I was like, no like seriously, my back is so fucked up. Like I couldn't sleep, I couldn't move, I canceled a few dates and people thought I was lying.

And I was like, no, like seriously, my back is so fucked up, like I can't move and like, no way am I sleeping in a bed with you because like, I need all the pillows. Welcome to 28. It's crazy. First of all, this doctor can't believe I'm like a living, breathing human because he's like,

you eat trash from the trash bin. You drink your life away. Like, do you ever recover? So he gave me these supplements because my ligaments have not been like repairing themselves. So like, my back problems have just been ongoing and not getting better. So he gave me these supplements.

He said he did some black belt magic on me and I feel fucking fantastic. When you say supplements, do you mean roids? Are you roiding? Basically I'm bulking up. Wait, so can you ski? I can ski. I can go down like a green mountain. Sick. No, like shred the nr for sure. shred that nr. When you are at the doctor's office, do you lie or are you serious when they say like how many drinks do you have per week?

Interesting question. I do love a lie every now and then But I feel like once I became a real adult and that was like what four days ago. I Stop lying. No, like I tell the full truth to my doctors because like Yeah, cuz like, I need help. Help me. Yeah. Help me, God. They recently had this thing where everyone lies

about flossing to their dentist, which is so funny, because like, the doctor obviously knows if you floss or not, but they still ask just to fuck with you. And then there's this new thing where they think, dentists, do I tell you guys this, that dentists could tell if you've given a blowjob recently by like a marking in the back of your throat. I don't think that.

I was at a dinner recently in my dentist walked into the dinner because he's one of my friends. And I was so scared to see him because I was like, I haven't been wearing my retainers. And the last thing I need is my dentist calling me out at the center and he looked at me and he goes, why don't you put your retainers in once in a while? And I was like, oh my God, you're embarrassing me.

But I love them so much. Dense is have good personalities. It's so crazy because people hate going to the dentist. And this is another reason I might be a serial killer who just has empathy. I fucking love going to the dentist. Like I feel cleaned. Really?

Why? I feel like I could make out with anyone after. You know, I just feel better about myself. You're like, I made out with the dentist, and it's fun. Okay, here's another interesting fact in story. Every boyfriend I've ever had, my mom has tried to convince them to be a dentist. And my high school boyfriend actually had to tell her

to please stop at one point. And he was like, hey, if you want to be with Paige, be in med school for 12 years and we'll accept you into the family. She was like, just hear me out. They never really have emergencies. You can have your weekends off, you're paid like a doctor. You have the status of being a doctor, but what do you really have to do?, what do you really, and I'm like, mom, please, reel it in. I love what she's thought this through. It's called manifesting. Let him manifest first.

Let her manifest. If I end up marrying a dentist. I'll tell you. But my teeth will look fucking amazing. Yeah, amazing. I'll have new veneers in a while. I'm actually hurting. Don't get veneers. I know, but I always think about it. I feel like everyone who gets veneers looks like they just have that toy with the teeth that like chumps around.

Yeah, yeah. If I have, there's one thing about like one of my insecurities, it is my teeth. I don't like my smile. What? Yeah, I hate my smile. I have like one two, I have two teeth, one on the top and one on the bottom that like really fucking annoy me. And I could fix it within Vizaline, but it's just like I just don't wear them. It sounds like a self-sabotage situation. Yeah,

no, it's a full on personal problem. Like low-key you kind of love hating those two teeth. Yeah, I'm like you could be better, but like why aren't you? And I'm just like, what are we doing? A little bit of self hate keeps you humble. Yeah, your humble. She's like this one too, if that no one can see, I hate it. See, am I growing, is killing me because I want horseback riding for the first time. Wow.

Have you ever been horseback riding? I have. I was a Girl Scout. Oh, we did all that shit. Girl Scouts do that shit? Girl Scouts do that shit? Girl Scouts do some of the craziest things. We don't just sell cookies. That's just a cover-up for all the real shit that's going on.

Shout out to Troop 200 from brownies all the way to like juniors. I was a Girl Scout from kindergarten all the way to eighth grade. Please don't talk about it. I wasn't a loser. All the cool Girl cool girls did it. Were you competitive about it? Like, did you want me the best Girl Scout? Or you just liked the outfit? No, I liked the outfit except my mom like totally traumatized me and everyone's mom was like sowing their patches on. My mom fucking safety pinned my non. I like made noises when I walked around. It was so embarrassing. I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

That's okay. And safety pins can be super dangerous, even though they're supposed to be safe. Anyway, yeah, so my growing heart's because I went horseback riding. I feel like in Brooklyn, once we had a birthday party where someone found a donkey, and we were riding the donkey,

but that's the extent of it, and it doesn't sound like a donkey. I'm calling you a donkey, probably. And they'll see you in court. They definitely weren't happy about being in the middle of Brooklyn. Um, they're like, where's my donkey friends? So I go to this stable in Bridge Hampton, because one of my comedy buddies, Chloe LeBranch,

shout out to Chloe, is babysitting for someone who gets horse lessons. She goes, come through. It's so funny. People text me all the time, like, let's get coffee, like, let's catch up. And I'm like, like no this literal random friend Was like want to go horse by grinding on Monday, and I was like fuck yes You can't get on me out of that for sure. Why would I not catch up on the back of a fucking stallion? Yeah, these horses are gorgeous, but turns out you don't just ride the horse. You have to do stuff

to ride it. You have to get up and down and up and down, but the horse is not a perfect rhythm, so then you look, I looked like I was just twerking very badly. Question, and this might be, you know, you might not be expecting it from me. Did you go western riding or English riding? Why are you attacking me right now? Sorry. Sorry. It's the only knowledge I have about riding

and I had to let the people know I wanted. I went east end riding. What's that? I made it up. Okay. Because there's something about like English riding and they wear those velvet hats and they do the jumps.

Which I think is chic as fuck. Yes. And they look chic, but I was wearing a big coat, which is the way the chic mist. I just think it's the way you ride the horses different in Western and English. Yeah, one of them you don't have to pop up and down as much, mine was popping up and down and like does was just watching and filming me like a

Good Instagram boyfriend should and then we went to peers in brachampton talk some shit and it was like overall a fun time Did you think you've like you've taken up writing now? So I thought I might like fall in love with it But then I was asking about the upkeep of horse and she's like this horse goes to the cryopractor once a week. She's taking pages appointments in Manhattan from the Kenyasa, the Lologiist, Keniziologist, and then like you need like to wake up at like five a.m. to feed them and like all this crazy shit. So you basically have to hire someone to take care of the horse and I'm like I'm not trying to start a horse business right now No, it's I also sometimes if you ever meet a guy and he's like into horse racing or he owns horses This is just a tip for the girls. He's wealthy. He's loaded. He's loaded

Apparently does is like friend at the golf club Kati daddy as I remember him was like whatever you do don't let Hannah get into horse riding It's so fucking expensive Daddy, I remember him was like, whatever you do, don't let Hannah get into horse riding. It's so fucking expensive. It's like 300 grand a year just to like have a horse that you ride. Yeah. You want to marry a man who like owns horses though for sure. He just like owns a barn.

He's like, put, do whatever you want. It's just like, oh, I don't even know about it. You know, the, just the money goes there and that's the type of man you want. You want someone who doesn't know where their funds really go. Unless you're Theresa Judeis, then figure out where they're from. Right, well then that's, well then see you in court. Yeah, see you in jail. Oh my God. Also speaking of animals, you know, we love animals so much on Giga Squad, there's this dog named Romeo. We love animals so much on Giggas Club. There's this dog named Romeo. Well, his name was pup star from Southampton Animal Shelter and my grandpa's dog, me, ball passed away. Rest in peace, me, ball. Rest in peace.

My grandpa like wanted a new dog and he like wants like a puppy and I'm like, grandpa, you're literally 90 years old. I'm not getting you a puppy. You don't even like get off your couch and you're grumpy. And a puppy doesn't need that kind of energy in his life. I'm like, let's get you another old man. You guys could be old men together. So there's this 13 year old, Grindel Pippel, named Pupp Star, who is so adorable, and we get him to my grandpa's.

And we name him Romeo, because that's what my grandpa calls his friends, the Romeo's, retired old men eating out. So they'd go out to dinner. And everyone on shelter, I'm gonna go with the Romeo's, retired old men eating out. So they'd go out to dinner and they everyone on shelter item go with the Romeo's are here. And they roll in like six old dudes. And if they don't like the restaurant, they all like gossip so much. The restaurant would be shut down within two weeks.

Okay. So I didn't realize that your grandpa was the mafia boss of shelter. Rolling around with a dog named Me ball has an acronym for his friends like Literally, I'll be like what are you doing tomorrow? And he's like going out with the Romeo's So the so when we got the dog we were like we have to call the dog Romeo and he loved it and Romeo was having so much fun like Romeo's been in and out of the kennel his whole life, this poor fucking guy.

And when my grandpa kept like feeding him, all his food off the dinner table as my grandpa does. And then Romeo was just like having diarrhea as one does. I was like, that's just an average day in my life. But the person who helps my grandpa was like, I can't clean up diarrhea every day. But Desi and I were devastated. We're like like we can't bring this dog back to the kennel So then we had Romeo tested with cats because of butter and they said Romeo was like pretty good and now we've taken in Romeo

So now you have an old mandol he literally is the cutest thing he has arthritis So we kind of waddles around but he's so happy, so affectionate, so cute, loves his tennis ball, and You have a new man in my life. I love old men like I can't get enough of old men. No, I love that for you I love that Athena story you yond. You always know how to make me feel Also, so I'd not you page would you date a guy who's 45? At 28 yeah Yeah, I would here's the thing. I don't have a problem with older men I have a problem with their brains so like

You're an old soul though. You're an old soul so like you can be with someone older if I found a cool 40 year old Who was like let's absolutely rip it in Miami and get drunk together on the beach, I'd be like, say, absolutely less. Yes. So you're saying you want to be with a guy who's still parties? Yeah, I want him to like get drunk with me at dinner. That's really all I care about.

And my mom yelled at me actually recently over the weekend because I was like seeing this guy and I was like, yeah, but like, he like doesn't really like drink that much and like I don't know I feel like awkward if I get drunk at dinner with them and my mom goes It's not all about partying like one day. You're not gonna party and my dad looked at her and goes We get drunk together every night She's drunk while yo and you're're like, it's not about partly. She's against none of that.

But here's the thing, my parents didn't drink. Like, I never saw my parents drink all while I was growing up. Was they were just hiding it from you? I don't know. They were probably like hammered putting me to sleep. No, like, my mom never drank. My dad would like sometimes drink whatever. And then it wasn't really until I was out of

college and like living in New York that my parents started just getting hammered. MCNAST. Yeah. Every single night at 5 p.m. So like in the summer they sit outside, my dad mixes up some fucking cocktails and they just like sit and drink with each other and I'm like, oh my God, that's amazing. One that you guys even still have things to say to each other, but that you look forward

to just hanging out by yourselves. A hundred percent. I love that. And different couples have different things they like to do that is their thing, whether it's some people like take out Mexican and watching reality TV. Yeah, exactly. And some couples like just love going in glass of wine and ice restaurant Why wait that's the only the same thing just drinking and eating anyway people do other things besides drinking you

But I do think you are gonna slow down a little eventually One day I will slow it down also page We are best friends even though you tried tried to say other people are best friends sometimes to make my best, make me question myself. But I don't drink that much, and we're cool. That's true. But also, we're not dating. So when you go off with your friends, I'm not like, where are you?

I'm not trying to pull you into the bathroom and make out with you like drunkenly. You know? And like if I am, because if you were dating a dude who didn't want to go out with you like drunkenly. You know. And like if I am. Because if you were dating a dude who didn't want to go out with you and stuff, you'd have this like double life where he would be like, what is she doing when she like should get to my friend? Yeah.

Well, I'm sitting just reading about golf. Like I don't want to have a double life. I also realized, so one of my friends had a game night, the other night, and we all went over there. We're sitting on the couch and we're like all playing games. And there was like a few couples there. And I got so in my feels that I almost had to leave the game night because I was watching the couples. The number one thing I realized that I need in my future boyfriend. I need to be in a group of people, but I need you and I to have our own jokes that we're doing.

So we're laughing just with each other, but we're laughing in the group. Yes. And I realize that I have not had that. How old am I 28, carry the one? 10 years. That makes me cry. Sad.

So because it makes me realize why we get along so well because we have that. Yeah. Yes. Like we're with people. But I look at you and we already know what we're lacking about or what we're joking. And I'm like, oh my god, I didn't realize couples do that.

Who is going to fucking sit next to me and laugh? Mental health fucking moment is you need to find someone who when you make eye contact with, when something happens, you both have the same reaction and the same sense of humor with it. Yeah, like I just want someone to squeeze my leg under the table and be like, that's an inside joke with us, we're so funny.

Let's get back to the group and laugh. And then like, let's leave her. There is a hotness of being in a relationship and then being out in public because like you put on this like kind of different persona of like Oh, this is Hannah in the wild. This is how other people Or the funniest is when a couple definitely gone to fight and then they're trying to be normal out in the wild and I'm like You guys I'm like occasionally you see they're like little underlying fight, and you're like, you guys fucking hate each other. I went to a dinner the other night, and I was the first one at the dinner,

so I was just like sitting there pretending to be on my phone, like pretending to not look like a loser. But the table next to me was on a first date. Oh, I can stop. That's actually my favorite thing. That's my favorite thing. I need everyone to shut the fuck up,

so I can listen to every single awkward interaction of this first date. The waiter came over and was like sparkling or still and I was like, sir? Shush! Bramples! And shut your mouth! I'm listening to something. Have you ever been on a date that you literally have to listen to the date next to you the whole time? Sometimes I'll let the guy know, I'm like, we're gonna just listen for the next five minutes because

something's going down with this girl's friend that I have to understand. Yeah, I'm not sure who's side I'm on. It's like who side am I on? Yeah Sometimes I've been on dates and I'm like fuck we are that first date couple and Listening to us and now I'm insecure and I can't tell him that you know because he's not gonna get it He doesn't see I don't want to be that couple to show how how fucked up my brain is, when you started that story of WeWide game night, and I almost left, I immediately thought she lost the game. That's what I'm saying. She lost the game.

Because I am that friend. I got so excited. I got so excited. People be like, can you play it? I'm like, I can't do it. I can't as lame. It's like, no, because if I play, the game's gonna be ruined for everyone.

Everyone. You know that me, when the monopoly tables flipped, me, I'm not competitive, also me, ruined for everyone. Everyone. You know that me and the Monopoly tables flipped? Me, I'm not competitive, also me. That's me. Yeah. No, we definitely had some fights during that game. I've had, I've left bars because I've lost a beer pong game that was like a little too dramatic

and then being like, I can't walk around this bar where everyone's knowing I'm a loser. I got it. I got it. I don't like losing. People think I'm really not athletic and not competitive. Actually, you won like every single game we played over the summer and people didn't realize it because you're low-key about it, but I'm like every team she's been on. Yeah, and if I'm on the team, we're fucking winning. I think we should go to some front page news because we have a heavy dose

I think we should go to some front page news because we have a heavy dose of gossip today. Okay, my first story is Lala had her baby. I'm sure you saw it. Yes. How do you feel about the name? Her name is Ocean. You know, there's two ways people can go about it. You can name your kid, Sarah, or you can name your kid Ocean.

And she went to R.C. You know what, it's kind of a pretty name. I think Ocean, it sounds nice. It's fucking weird, but it sounds nice. It's such a using to say. I mean, you were gonna name your kid Fish Eggs. Don't talk about my fucking baby name. I actually want to kind of tell that story. Don't talk about my fucking baby name. I Actually want to kind of tell that story. Talk about my family. It's the craziest story

Should I say it on the pod? I don't want people stealing my baby name though. It's a really stolen Oh my god, okay before we get on to say the name you don't have to say the name, okay? So there's a girl she's famous, you know, she's pretty famous. People know her. I personally love her. I have always loved her, I love her style, I love her job, I love everything about her, I love her humor, I've always been a very big fan of this girl. I have had a baby name in my list of baby names

for almost four years now, and any guy I talk to where it ever comes up and like, what are you naming your daughter? This is my name. I don't care who I'm marrying, this is my name. It is like a play off of my grandmother's name. It's whatever, okay, it's gorgeous. This girl, how do baby?

Stole my fucking baby name. Name to her baby, my baby name, spelled it differently than I am going to spell it. But when I tell you, I saw the Instagram of her announcing the name, I started crying. I called my mom crying and she goes, why are you so upset? And I go, because people are gonna start naming

their kids that now. And I'm not going to be as unique and cool as I thought I was. And I went through like a real tough time with that. I remember the text, the rage text you were sending me. And I remember being like, oh, she did care a lot about this. I cared so much. Do you think you want your baby to have a cool and unique name?

Or like that yours related to like your family? Like I actually asked my nanor recently. I was like, tell me names of people in our family because I'd like it to come from like something. Yeah. That's has meaning. But like, so here's how I got it. Because this is kind of weird too. I was very close to my mom's mom.

And when she passed away, I would have dreams about her a lot. And I hadn't dreamt about her in a while. And I had a dream one night. And in the dream I'm sitting her in a while, and I had a dream one night. And in the dream, I'm sitting at her kitchen table, like it looks exactly like her house. She's sitting across from me. And like in the dream, I'm pregnant, but I'm not like scared about it.

Like in the dream I'm pregnant, it's fine. And like I wanted it. I wanted the baby. Yeah, like, yeah. Wasn't it last time? We're excited about it. Everyone's of age, we're married. It was on purpose.

Yeah, it was on trend. And in the dream I can look down and see my stomach and I'm pregnant, but I'm happy. And she's sitting across from me and she says to me, oh, you're naming the baby blank. And I said, yes, grandma, of course. I wake up from the dream, like going to put the name in my phone, like in my list of baby names,

I open my list of baby names, it's at the top. So like, I'm not saying that like my grandma put it in the baby list name, I'm, I probably woke up in the middle of the night and did it. But when I saw it on there in the morning, I was like, oh my God, that's the craziest sign ever. And I believe in that stuff. And I was like, my grandma wants me to name her.

Like when I have a daughter, name her this name. So like ever since then, that was like four or five years ago. So ever since then, I'm like, that's my baby name. So when I saw this girl name her daughter that, I was like, oh, question. If you have a son, yeah. And then you have another son.. If you have a son. Yeah. And then you have another son.

And then you have another son. Why are you putting this on? Why are you manifesting that? Would you get pregnant again to have a girl to name her that name? Yes. I'm gonna keep going till I get one of each. Paige, you would be like Jackie from,

or Housewives of New Jersey with like six kids running around? If I can't get a girl, fucking... You can adopt my girl. If I have a girl, you can have her, because we know she's gonna be going. If I can't, I have actually thought about that. If I have like two kids and I have two boys and I haven't gotten a girl yet, I probably will adopt a daughter. Because I can't live my adult life not having a daughter.

There's just no way. There's no way. Oh my God, I would love that for you. Because I can't live my adult life not having a daughter. There's just no way. There's no way. Oh my God, I would love that for you. I would cry. Oh my gosh. I would definitely adopt. I also. Doesn't I are gonna have the most annoying child?

The most. Will not shut the fuck up. I can't. Is it crazy that I'm really excited for when you have a son? They're gonna be, I'm just gonna be like, hey, the toxic masculinity in this house needs to stop the whole time I'm gonna be like don't speak to women like that. You're gonna be like, hey, I'm not talking to you. Newsflash, you're being a passive-dick again. You're just like cracking blankets in his like 13 year old bedroom. You're like, what the fuck is this?

No, but yeah, when I have a I just always wanted to be on the bachelor Just like call out everyone's toxic masculinity the whole time and they'll be like Hannah You supposed to find the love of your life, and I'm like no we have some problematic men in this room And I need to talk about it. You're like they signed up for it. So going back to just how much you love to party Yeah, for sure. How do you feel about this summer it looking like oh we do is lying bad. That I don't party. Yeah. I look like I'm a woman of many sides. Many sides and sometimes I like to absolutely rip it and sometimes I like to not be spoken to for at least 72 hours.

Same. Also, I just need to address, do you remember when you had a migraine and you told the house to turn the music down like a little because the house was like shaking? Do you remember when people got mad at me because of me? Okay, so there's like a running joke in mine and Hannah's friendship that like I get away with so much shit Like and I'm like, oh my god stop like that's we're just we're joking now like I really don't But that was one of the craziest moments where it's like I sent the hateful text I sent the rage text Hannah got in trouble. You even brought it up that I was the one that sent the text? No one even cared. They were just like, fuck you Hannah. I literally watched it now, just like,

oh my god. I've been really gonna waste it. I'm team Kyle on this one. I was like, how dare Hannah not wanna party? I can't breathe. Okay, what's next? Okay, look, since we're on like the baby train Not on a party. Oh my god. I can't breathe. OK, what's next? OK, look, since we're on the baby train,

I'm brought up posted pictures of her giving birth, but actual pictures of her giving birth. It was kind of like a collage, but there were some pictures of her mid push. OK, I have to see this. One, two, and like, I'm all for the realness. I really am. I'm more for the realness than I would

than you taking like pictures in your hospital bed, like, glammed up, like I just had a baby. But like, there's some things I feel like you don't, you don't have to show everyone. There is something so beautiful about just living life and it not being captured completely. But looking at it now, there's, yeah, she's not like, you know, screaming crying like all red and all red. No, no, it's not like crazy, but it's like, it's very urgent.

She still looks gorgeous. It's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very , it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very, very, very, it's very very, it's very, very, it's very, very, it's very, very, it's very, it's very, very, very, it's so artsy. Yeah, she looks fucking stunning. Are you going to wear makeup when you give birth? No.

Which I think people would think the opposite of me, but absolutely not. That's crazy town. Well, you also look stunning without makeup. When I see people with full face and makeup holding the baby for the photo, I'm like, you are an overachiever. Yeah.

And I actually have a weird feeling that I don't really even want my husband in the room. Is that weird? It depends on the husband, I think. It depends on which husband you're on at the time. Right. That's true. Because I think some guys you like really have that like really sexy thing going on where you just always want to protect like your side, but then you're gonna have someone who could be like literally your best friend who's in it through everything with you. And you're just like, this is us. Like this is a new experience. Like if he's in there, he's head level.

He's above the ocean. I don't want him down there looking. What if I shit myself, you know, which like I probably will. I know I'm gonna shit myself. I don't want him experiencing that. I also, I don't want him cutting the cord. Get out of my area.

Does has this thing, he has a rule, I'm not allowed to look at comments on anything, but like sometimes I feel like I'm in a dungeon and I'm like, sometimes I really need to look at stuff. So I'll go in the bathroom. He will literally bust up in the door while I'm taking a shit. Like are you looking at the comments? And I'm like, I'm literally in the bathroom. He will literally bust up in the door while I'm taking a shit Like are you looking at the comments and I'm like I'm literally shitting myself. I'm shitting my brains out Perry used to do that and be like are you smoking a jewel?

Give me a second dude. Oh my god. I almost dropped my jewel in the toilet. Fuck you I'm hiding this. I would have had to make you buy me a new jewel. It's not new. I'm like, I'm serious. I'm hiding this. I would have had to make you buy me a new jewel. It's so new. I'm like, cons of having a guy in the house. I haven't felt that in a while though, which is nice. It's nice. Okay, next, Billie Eilish died, her hair blonde. Have you seen a picture of her recently? It looks amazing.

And I also think, one, she's been overdue. I didn't think she would do the green for as long as she did. Second of all, the shag is so in and it's the 70s now. It's the 70s and I was looking at the picture that she posted. It's also the record breaking Instagram picture. I think she got two million likes in six minutes.

She beat the egg. It's the fastest- Oh, the last. Like picture. And I was looking at her and I was like, she looks like someone. She looks like Lady Gaga and Scar was like, she looks like someone. She looks like Lady Gaga and Scarlett Johansson had a baby.

Oh my god, you nailed it. It's also funny because she's so young. She's like, her features are becoming like, she's growing still. She's still a baby. There's something so, and I don't want to sound. I don't even know if this is the word, but this is what's coming to my head. Don't say a greek just because you love that word. I do love that word. Avant guard. Oh.

You look cut. There's something very avant guard about her beauty. Like, she's timeless. Yeah, like you just, you can't pin, like you know when you look at like a model and you're like this girl is hot and this is why X, Y, and Z, Y, she's timeless. Yeah, like you just, you can't pin, like you know when you look at like a model and you're like, this girl is hot and this is why X, Y, and Z on why she's hot. There's something about Billie Eilish's face

that like you just can't stop looking at. Like this is stunning. Well I also like that it's unique. Like she's not, she hasn't gotten the injections and the lip stuff and the eye thing to look the same as everyone else. Yes, she's very natural. And yeah, because she's so natural, it's all just interesting to look at because you're

so used to people with so much makeup and she has really beautiful eyes and just like good bone structure. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think you're not used to seeing people with that little makeup on. I love like a bare face, like stunning, league-orges girl. It's just, you want wanna look at their skin. Girls also are a program to be like, do you have pores? Let me see them.

Yeah. So like, when I can see a girl's pores and like her freckles, I'm like, you're so pretty. Can we normalize pores again? Yeah. Cause it's been stressful. Now they have these video apps that, cause I think the Kardashians have been using it for a while,

where like your videos fully edited like your Your oh yeah, you can see your videos and Chloe they like showed how like she was doing this zoom or something and the background was like bending behind her Because of the face to you and it's it's you know it makes me sad I even feel bad because people will DM me off my Instagram stories and their like, your skin looks so good. And I'm like, bitch, that is the Paris filter. Do you not let me fool you?

Okay, that's Paris all day every day. I feel like Paris, we've accepted that, but it's true, that's just the Paris filter. But when you're going to end up, it makes me angry, it makes me sad, but I've enough rants about it. Yeah, you I hate that stuff I'm sitting on the bed. Do you watch real housewives of Dallas? I'm up to date on it I know that are I mean I'm not up to date, but I like I'm up to date if you know I'm not I'm not I like yeah Whatever I'm not. I'm not. I like whatever. Glad we figured that out.

This wasn't supposed to be. I was like, I was in terrible danger. I was like, I didn't care. I didn't care. Why don't you watch it? Hey, I don't want to be there. I don't know what that just was. Anywho.

So Brandy's has been Brian. It's kind of interesting, Brandy and Brian, and then all their kids are B names. And it's just a lot. Okay, so Brandy says, and Brian was Bravo and Cocktails is the first one to put this video out of him possibly making out with it if it's him. I mean, it looks like him. Making out with a girl at a nightclub.

She previously had done a big Instagram post in the caption, people were speculating that she wasn't coming back to the show and she was choosing happiness and all this stuff. But as of right now, she's still very much involved in the show. The video came out and she said, please respect our privacy. They have not said an absolute word about it.

Oh, but she said, please respect our privacy. Where? Yes. I think it was in, I read the article on us weekly. Their high school sweethearts, she just gave birth to their fourth child. They had two years ago, they had adopted a son. A redhead, which is wild.

Well, crazy, right? Yeah. No one talked about it. No one talked about that. I was like, how did you find it, baby? Oh, that looks exactly like your family. How'd you do that? Here's the other kids who were like, wait, was I adopted too?

Here's a crazy thought. They've been together for 17 years. They were high school sweethearts. I'm not condoning cheating, I think that's awful. There have been some rumors that maybe she's stepped out also. If you're with someone for that long, not even that long, because you can be with someone for that long,

but if you're with someone when you started that young, could you imagine how much you guys change and to keep it working for that long? Like, you have to, it's inevitable. It's a human feeling to be like, what's it like on the other side? What would it have been like if I married someone else? So like, not that like he should be making out with like random tattooed girls in the nightclub. Like that's crazy. Yeah, but Well, there has to be more to the story

Yeah, and also mate. Yeah, they could have like a little open relationship The point is like the way it's come out. It's so disrespectful and looks just like this guy is like playing her. Yeah But also it's funny how like color daddy was involved. Do you know about that? No. Alex, I don't know when the episode was, but she basically was talking about how she had sex with a married housewife's husband.

No, she was reading something from a fan and a fan said that they had sex with a real housewives husband Now if it was like let's just go through the hottest husbands if it was like Mauricio and a Snackaroo Snack no one talks about the other Dallas housewives husband who's hottest shit Deandra Deandra's husband is. Jackie's husband can absolutely get it. Jackie's husband can get it. For sure.

If we're going down this path. Let's go down it. You know what I'm saying? Is the most single people ever? Robbins husband one. Oh, one? Don't yet. No, actually don't get me started on one,

because I won't stop. Ha, ha, ha. If Von Dixon was here right now. If Von Dixon was here, sorry, Robin. Sorry, Robin. I don't know the standard of your relationship, but I'm sorry about it. There are some really good looking husbands

that it's actually kind of crazy to think that New York, none of them are in my life. You know, it's just like actually kind of hot that people don't talk about Shadden shadowing beddores new guy Yeah, he is kind of hot You just like him cuz he's like tall and like looks Like a man. I like him sturdy Yeah, I think my favorite though because let's I though, because I'm gonna do something different for me.

I'm gonna go based on Looks and Personality. And I think Mauricio might be the funniest. You know when he was sitting up, that actually is so nice. Because he's just like a high, having fun, making fun of everyone, and he's loaded. He's in at a dinner,

he's laughing, he's drunk, he's drinking to kill, he's not paying attention, he's like, didn't he, so you're gonna eat that? That's the energy I need my man to have. So, Paige, you're gonna eat that? You legit made a comment that, well, you made a joke, like I'm going on

real housewives of Salt Lake City, like let's do this. Yeah. And I commented, like I actually thought his Meredith Marks period, like I like scrolled through and was like, like, and then I was like, wait a second. You looked like Meredith. Thank you. Could you be on a housewives show?

Because that's different drama than summer house. Summer house, you just sit back, comment on the stupid shit I'm doing. No. You'd have to get family involved. No. Children. If I were to do that, I would go straight

Kristen Cavalieri J Cutler style, you'd never see my children. I really don't think I could have my kids involved in something like that. In like a Coke scandal. Yeah, how so is this like a different animal? Like I don't need you coming and like ruining my, took me a long time to get married, okay?

Took me a long time to get here. Don't need you coming in and ruining it. Like, I worked for this shit. It's also when the housewives get so mad about like certain scandals, like okay, like Jackie and the cheating scandal or like the cocaine scandal, whatever, it's like when you signed up for this, you had to know that everything was on the table.

Well, I said, it's part of what comes as a housewife. When people say your husband's cheating on you, that's just like part of the game. But here's the thing too, like Kristen Cavalier and Jay Culler, like yeah, they're broken up now, but like, I think the way they did their reality show was funny. Like, you got a little bit of drama of the two of them,

but like it was mainly funny, it was like their jobs. I don't think I could get in the nitty gritty of my immediate family. Like no, that's crazy town to me. Speaking of Jackie and Teresa, Jackie is now getting a ton of hate for not letting the mouse go. And I found some, I'm kinda empathizing with her a little

because I actually been from Watchcraft and said it. He was like, everyone's like, Jack wants to talk about it because she had this party for Evan. But it's like, that was the only other scene that she's gotten. Yeah, where Teresa talked about it the whole time they were in Link George.

But then also it's like, you know how I am? Like, if someone wrongs me, I can never move on. Yeah. If I was her, it's so, the hard part about Bravo is like, you get upset and then people want you to move on because it's more entertaining when there's a different story. But you're still you and your life and you're like, we're just gonna let this woman say that.

Yeah. How did you watch the most recent episode? Not yet. I wonder if she talks about it at all. I haven't watched it. I've been waiting because I want to be able to watch Jennifer Aiden, like fully hammered at the point. I'm in a good mind to stop. Yeah. Because they feel like that would be great. Jennifer Aiden is like I'm fully embracing it too. Like she's posting clips of it. She was doing

this drunk thing like, money can't buy you class, but can it? Money can't buy can't Class I'm pretty sure can I'm on it One of her comments, which is like so true She was like what have you never seen a drunk person before like chill out and I was like hop off our whole show is based on it Lea from real house webs was like people need to sub shame in this one for getting drunk these people probably drunk on Twitter While judging her for being drunk. These people probably drunk on Twitter while judging her for being drunk. Yeah. Also she's not like putting anyone in a harm's way. She's not like fucking driving. Yeah, she's literally at a pool party with her friends,

just like popping off. She's flopping around a pool party in the pool. She's like 27 kids at home, give her a break. Yeah, any mom I think is actually one of the most relatable things I've seen on Bravo. Anyway, what's next? Ooh, let's talk about JLo and Aarad just because we had recorded before like the articles were really coming out that they're like trying to work out. Do you remember when I was like I think they're back together and you were like Hannah Shutt? Yeah, and I was like

absolutely, absolutely out of here. And now they keep like posting the same like Instagram stories and it's like we got it, we get the narrative you're trying to push and then there was like paparazzi pictures of them together recently and it's just like in the pandemic, in the quarantine, the people got too smart. You know, like I feel like before quarantine, it was celebrities and then it was like normal people

and normal people didn't realize the shit that was going on behind the scenes of celebrities. Like I didn't know that like J-Lo and A-Rod was like a business deal, you know? So now when they're posting paparazzi pictures, I'm like, fuck you guys, I know that this is posed and you want us to think you're working on it. I know you're not working on it.

And something happened during quarantine where we all got on the same page that we were like celebrities are out of their minds. It's literally people realize that celebrities are their own reality TV show. You're only seeing what people want you to see. You are a savant. Ha ha ha ha.

No, but it's 100% true. A word smith. It's 100% true. I can barely form a sentence, but yeah. There, like, their lives are our entertainment. So they're showing, it's basically how the Kardashians do. They do, they show the same way they do their social media and their real lives. So true.

I think it's also crazy, like people calling paparazzi for things. Like, get out of my face. Did you see Madison got like, stop eye paparazzi? She was like walking alone in Miami, which was weird to me, like just walking in like a cute, ethylisha wear. I've walked alone in Miami for years, not a single photoc. No one would not, like that's no,

that doesn't just tap and you're not walking on the beach and photographers are just coming up. People are calling them. I've literally watched models, like girls that I know call Paparazzi and be like, I'm in this part of the beach and I'm like, that's insane. What?

There's no way she was just walking on the beach and Paparazzi was like, oh, she absolutely had to. Yeah, you're right. Paparazzi only will chase like Lady Gaga. We'll celebrate. Yeah, We also like top top celebrity. So like when you see like no offense, people from selling sunset all over the place on people mag.

Do you call them? You literally said that's so nice. That was like the whole fight on selling sunset. Do you remember when Christine was yelling at Heather? For calling Papa Rots paparazzi. Yeah Yeah, like that's the thing and that's just like a crazy Conversation to even be had like you called paparazzi. No you called it like oh my god And then apparently you can get sued by like taking a paparazzi photo of yourself and posting it on Instagram

Which I also think is crazy, which I think is fucking crazy, but we're not even gonna get into that. What's next? Yeah. That's all the front page news. I forgot. I forgot. Did you like the name ocean? No. No. Why? Like, I don't want, no. It's how I feel about people naming their children like rainbow. And yeah, it's just like I don't need that. Ocean is just, no, like it makes me think like seaweed, seahorse. And that's just what's coming to my brain. Just like keep the ocean up.

Like I get it, you don't wanna name your, like Emily or Sarah or like something very generic, but you don't need to name her rainbow sunshine, love and light. You know, like calm down. Not a world peace. Yeah, like it's kind of crazy. What do you think of the name Hazel? I like that name.

Okay, sorry. I heard that there's someone in my family name Hazel and I was like, I love that name. I actually really like that name and there was someone in my family named Hazel. Interesting. Mm-hmm. I really like that. Dang. Anyway, I'm so excited for this moment. Are you pregnant?

No, no, no, no, no. Oh yeah, it's so funny. My bloating picture, this is just how the world changes. Hannah, wait, I have a request. Wait, before you say this, I have a request. When you are pregnant, I want you to tell me on the pod. Okay. Because I feel like I want the giga-glores to get

are actual reactions. Not you calling me being like, did you post- Yeah, not me. Like, you actually posted your like water, whatever it's called, water breaks. Oh yeah. It's funny how like times have changed because I posted my bloating photo this summer, like this bloating photo.

And everyone was like, this is so funny. And then like, I posted it now when when things are hot and people were like mad. Yeah, people, why would you do this to us? I thought this was an announcement. Yeah. And you're like, this is from a burrito seven months ago. I like tagged Summer House. I tried to make it pretty, but I was also like,

I was fucking with people because I was very bored. But people were very angry. They were like, how could you lie to me? And I'm like, I'll never forget that photo. You looked stunning. The lighting was perfect. I was like, stop.

I had like pregnancy sweats. And even like, yeah. Yeah. And amazing. And also like, it's important to normalize bloating because the amount of people that are editing their bodies to look so small, sometimes you just have to show the real with and girth of your bladder and stomach. Okay, so I'm very excited about this final

segment because how do I even know what to wear if you don't tell me? If I don't tell you. And when the weather changes, the rules change. It's hard out here. It's hard out here. So we need the, I'm giving you a big intro, sorry. I'm like, please need the I'm giving you a big intro. Sorry. I'm like, please stop. I'm trying to get an intro. So we are giving the looks for less extraordinary the floor. Thank you so much. Thank you for having me. I'm excited to be here. Okay, so I'm just going to tell you guys a few things that are going to be on trend for the spring. And then when this pod comes out, I will put on my story like a few swipe ups to

things that I think you should get. First, let me start out with everyone always asks me where like cheap websites that I shop on and I switch them up. Like sometimes I'm really into like two of them and I only go to those. And then I get bored of them and I forget they exist. Right now, I'm very much into Princess Polly and I'm very much into shop Akira, which is like some random website that I had found a few years ago and I think it's like based in Chicago and I would always like forget about it but then go back to it. They have very different things.

Like my orange dress with the pink feathers on the cuff, like you're not wearing that multiple times. You're wearing that for like one thing. But also you're not seeing that at like a Zara. Yeah, you're not as unique. So they have very unique things but still things that are very trendy. Like some things on their website.

Basically, you're not going to walk in a room and be worried other girls are wearing it. Right. Some things on their website, I'm like, oh my god, that's crazy. I don't even know how that's fashionable. But there are a few things that I see and I'm like, that's the most amazing thing. They have very good shoes. Okay, so that's first. For the spring, obviously, like pastels, and it's

fucking spring, groundbreaking, but it's a very like 60s vibe. So like headbands are very in platform shoes, Versace just didn't add, and I've been trying to find these shoes that aren't a billion dollars since Christmas, Kendall Jenner posted a picture on Christmas and her shoes were like these platform, like over the tie around the ankle. Hers, I think we're open to, but she wore them with tights. So shoes like that, like very mod.

It's like Austin Powers. Yes, I think very like Austin Powers. Micro mini skirts, very in, bedazzled ones. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, If your labia is showing, it's macro mini. Yeah, it's fashionable. Same thing with shorts, like tight shorts that you would see in a 60s movie. I keep thinking of what's that movie, the baseball movie, the sand lot. Like, when you pepper corn is like what I'm thinking.

Okay, cute. Okay, we're done with sweatsets. I know, it's tragic, it's sad, but we've done them. We did them for two years. Okay. Okay. We're transitioning. Is Kylie not doing it anymore?

Because I feel like she was the one who made it. Sweats, Kylie Jenner. Look, the Kylie Jenner, like, you know, she'd wear like the big sweatsuit with the matching like... Yeah, I don't. Like her shorts. Her fashion, I don't... Yeah, I don't yeah I mean it's just okay sorry yeah was that rude no I definitely look at her like what she's wearing but like she's

not my go-to yeah cuz she's a lot more sexy than fashion I feel like yes and you're not like showing off the same parts of your body yeah I'm not like these eight cups are real if you were wondering. So rather than like sweatsets as I'm wearing like a hoodie and matching sweats, it's gonna be for the spring like knitwear. So like a knit flare pant with a matching knit cardigan. Cardigans are really in, crop sweater vests are very in. Can I just say I have a problem with knitwear.

I have very sensitive skin. Like, if something, if there's a tag that's like a little off, like it ruins my whole day. So I hate buying something like knitwear that's cute and you put it on and I'm like, I can't wear this all day. Especially when you're also a sweaty beast. Okay. Yeah.

I'll get that in mind for you. Okay. I'm gonna keep that in mind. Just keep that in mind. What's the tag situation on this? Thank you. So sweater vests are very in, cropped blazers are very in. Think they're a jack-y-o for the spring. Okay.

Yeah. Okay, so we're getting a little like, we're getting a little mod. Trench coats, very in, that will be your springtime jacket. And don't be afraid to do a pattern to trench coats. I was about to say like, what color? Cause I feel like camel we've done, up to the next times. Well, you can definitely stay in the neutral tones,

but don't be afraid of a funky patterned jacket. Okay. Don't be afraid of that. Also for pants, trousers are very in. I don't love the word trouser, but I'm gonna use it. No. Think very emrata style't love the word trouser, but I'm gonna use it. No. Think very emrata style. Like, an oversized trouser or like a flare, Victoria Beckham type trouser. Okay. We're loving trousers, crop tops,

with a crop laser. And that's your four-one one on spring fashion trends. Thank you. Wait, that's amazing. I'm excited to see what outfits you are going to start coming up with. And now I'm just stressed because I feel like spring cleaning is ahead and you have to have this weird transition phase where you're like, is it hot? Is it cold? I don't know what to do with my life. I hate that. And I'm like moving in two weeks and it's like a bomb one off in here.

Are you going to throw a lot away? Yeah, a lot. That's going to feel amazing. I'm going to donate a lot of shit. Good for you. Thank you. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us this week. We covered a lot.

I hope you're enjoying summer house. I hope you're subscribed to Burning and Hell. Page 9 were both on call her daddy. You should listen to both those episodes because they were fucking fire. And now we're officially stepfathers. And we should have Alex on Gagelysquad eventually. We'll bother her about that later. Absolutely.

I know she's running around L.I. doing who knows what right now, but we'll get her. We'll trap her ass. Thanks for giggling with us guys. We love you and we'll talk to you later and we're just coming out soon. Bye. Bye.

you