Giggly Squad - Giggling about strategic depression, home decor, and Addison Rae's Dad

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

Hannah has played too much volleyball and Addison Rae's Dad played himself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my giggly gobs stoppers. I think I said that one already, but I just, I can't be joking now. I have to make an apology. Why? To the academy. For what? I've been pronouncing perennium wrong.

What is it? It's perennium. Oh my god, Hannah, you have us out here looking like absolute idiots. Absolute dummy dummies. I got flooded with DMs. Everyone's like feeling bad for me. They're like, LOL. Just not to embarrass you in the future. It's perinium, not perinium.

Which I thought we were saying perennials, like the flower. Yes. So there is a Pasadena in Texas. I'm a geographer. That's the other message I got. They were like, hey, sorry to DM you again. But look, the giglers are smarter than us. We know that.

We know that. We know. I can be self aware about. Self aware queens. We've done fucked up. Yeah. And we're not that good at speaking. Why is everyone in Europe except for us?

As someone who just got back though. Mm. It's just like, but some of these people are getting fucked in the airport and like they want us to feel bad for them. I'm not coming for you, Ashley has. Some girls gotta eat. It's just a little bit of a pain.

Oh yeah, what happened with them? I don't know, but I just know that summer traveling all the airports are under staff because of COVID. So everyone's like getting fucked and I'm like, oh no, your connection to Portugal. Oh no. I'm like, you got, we're late to getting to Rome. Okay, I will say though, in international airport, when there's a fuck up and like, you don't speak the language is quite terrifying.

Remember that time I thought one of my boyfriends was gonna leave me in France? No. I have so many questions which one? When? Why? How? I had just started dating Perry

and something happened with my ticket from France back to America. And my immediate reaction was, oh my god, this man's gonna leave me in France because I'm gonna have to wait to get on the next flight tomorrow. And I remember turning to him being like, you can get on the flight and he was like, what? I wouldn't leave you in France.

I had come out of a relationship where the man definitely would have left me in France. So you weren't even testing him. You were just gonna be like, no, I was just, yes. You're like a small little cat. You were like, oh, figure it out. Just, yeah. A media panic, who's like, I'm not gonna leave you.

Your ex would have left you for dead, for sure. No, but Ashley, her story was fucked up. Like, they canceled the flight, but they like didn't tell her. So she like got there and they're like, the flight's canceled, but she's like, not an email, not a text not anything I could have stayed in my beautiful hotel. So she just it was I Guess I guess Cuzzets International and she's alone as a woman. It could be scary, but

It is funny, but isn't she with Reina? I think they are together by think they might have split up It's chaotic. I mean look here. I'm jealous. Okay, I said it, I'm jealous. The green rena are out here in Europe having fun. They didn't think to throw salami squad a fucking text. Not even, not even like, no, nothing to be like, hey, why don't we get the band back together? We'll meet up in Europe. Actually Becca did text me the other day

and I didn't respond. What did she say? So, my bee on that. She asked me for the link to my coffee table and I was like, in my mind, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna totally get that for her. But, you know, the day got away from me. And we'll follow up with that drama on next episode.

How are you? You know. Yeah. I'm not thriving, I'm not great, but I'm not like rock bottom. But who knows you could always get there. I took the weekend West Hampton. Yeah. And you'd think that would be relaxing, but it's not because like seven games in a row. Like when you mess up, we got to figure out who did something wrong and why change the strategy. I was just going to say does he say the word strategy a lot when he's playing like beach volleyball with like other normal people trying to play beach during the

point where yelling strategy when you guys get home do you talk about what went well. Yes I married my dad I married my dad but does it also so funny like he's so intense and people will be like, is he okay? And I'm like, no, that's his like I'm having the best time in my life face. Yeah, but you love that. I love it. You also, if you could have never, ever dated someone who wasn't competitive.

And I'm also so in line, like I'll hit like a smash. And if he didn't see it, I'll get mad. I'm like, babe. I got that. I got that. Like I know I shouldn't need him to watch for me to feel good about myself but like- I will say there was something the other day that I was thinking about and then it made me realize like are you depressed?

No, I'm like you do things and you're just like that doesn't seem. That's a sign. That's gotta be a sign of something. I- You're like oh, web him, do this shit later. What is an intrusive thought? Someone said, if it starts with what if? But then like what if, what?

Oh my god, I just had an intrusive thought. But like what if it's actually like what if this happens? No, like what if something happens? What if something's actually like what if this happens? No like what if something happens? What if something goes a right so the other day it was like two o'clock and I didn't have to like leave my apartment that day which like we lost So it was like two o'clock

I was like about to take my shower like for the day get out of my shower I'm like off-manage like a haircare treatment was like, hmm, can I just like do my night time skin routine now? And I was like, I don't see like why, like why I couldn't. And then like before bed, I'll just like quickly like splash some water on my face and like do it again. And that's like, that's like basically,

I'm basically going with paltrow. It's smart, but it is depression. Okay, because then I was like, can you not- Can you not do your nighttime skin routine? Because you can't be in the sun. Like are the nighttime skin things specifically for not sun sunlight?

No, I think they're just like heavier. Like you're not putting makeup over it and stuff. Got it. Okay, because in my head, I was like, well, I'm trying to not see the sun for a couple of days. And then that's when I said, Yerika, I think I am depressed. I'm depressed.

Because you're like, no, I am. And I know I'm not going anywhere. I know I'm not going anywhere for the next four days. So follow me for more depression self-care tips. I had one of those moments too. I'm currently have this very toxic trait of buying things online to make me the person I want to be. I'll buy these books, and I'm buying these cute outfits.

I'm buying all this fun stuff. I'm really enjoying shopping. I was on storefront. It's so fucking lit in there. And then when the stuff comes, every time I see you post your Amazon storefront, it's so fucking lit in there. And then when the stuff comes, every time I see you post your Amazon storefront, I'm sorry, but I fucking giggle, unlike this bit. Well, people are going page shaking,

a low-oh page is laughing. Everyone is, it's a, I love it. I love it. I love it for attention from you. I just like, I don't understand why you haven't done a category for cats. I have one. Like, a cat. Oh, you do. Yes, I updated it, because I, Okay, good. I wasn't understand why you haven't done a category for cats. I have one. You do.

Yes, I updated it. Because I wasn't just going to wing it page. You don't just like put up stuff. You have to do intensive research on what's best for your feline. But yeah, I will buy all this shit. And then I'm too depressed to open it all. So I'm like, oh no. So like I have like all these clothes, clothes, I don't like trying

on clothes. I think it's exhausting. You have to let it is. It's exhausting. But stuff through both legs. No. And then look in the mirror and be honest with yourself if you look good in or not. And if you don't like it, you have to do admin and return it. All that gives me anxiety. Yeah. Yeah. As it should. Like I see all the stuff and I'm like, not today. No. So I have like tons of stuff I bought that I haven't tried on. I don't read the books. No, I need to know. I didn't. I don't read the books. You wonder why? Cause you don't have an iPad. I'm not supporting. I'm had obsessed. You have because it's creepy.

I need you to get an iPad. Hang out with it for a couple of. Barrow someone's iPad. Not mine because that I need my iPad. Barrow someone's iPad. See how you feel after. See if the thought comes in your brain. I'm going to start a book.

But the thing is, I like the smell of books. I like turning the pages. books. I like, you know, turning the pages. No, you don't. Looking like you're an intellectual. Do you ever bring one of the books to the beach? Yeah. And what do you do with it? Use it as a fucking paperweight?

Yeah. You know, I do read magazines. I do read magazines, but I have to admit, I'm a picture girlie. I'm not reading articles in the magazines. I'm a picture girlie. It'm not reading articles in the magazines, I'm a picture girlie. It's like Instagram, but in paper. What magazines are you picking up?

I love to know. Oh, good question. Since I'm in a airport a lot, I go straight to wherever the mags are. I did get wedding ones when I was getting married, but now I don't. No. That'll be weird for a day. I'm already planning my second future footage. Hannah and the airport looking at second weddings.

How to- I did it all wrong. I did it all wrong. I will look at- oh okay I like the health ones. I think they're super toxic but I like to look at like what a life would be if I'm like oh for lunch I'm having zucchini and couscous. Couscous is so fucking like dude in the food groups. Couscous is so aletus. Couscous?

Yeah, it's Couscous, fuck. It's like your rice. Okay, grow up and stop trying to act like you are international. Every time I see it, look, I'm going to eat it, but every time I see it, I'm like, you think you're better than me. Because Kouk is very Greek. Kouk, is it? I think it's Greek.

Oh God, the cake that was going to go up again, the cake was like, I'm, she is big, big, big, long again. I'm not sure any any and I feel like. I'm not sure the origin of couscous, but I think it could go a couple ways. I'm going to say, yeah, I'm going to say it's Mediterranean. I agree with that. You know, I'm going to go right now. Couscous.

Remember, we used to do the lives and we used to get these answers immediately because people would just Google it and be like, you dumb bitches. Yeah, okay, we're completely wrong. It's North African and it's a staple of Moroccan, Algerian, Tunisian, Libyan, and Mauritian and... Wow, we're... But you know what? I got that wrong because in Sicily, it touches Northern Africa and Sicilians use it. That's why I got confused. You know what I also do? I save tons of recipes as if I cook. Do you do that? I have started to do that.

I'm like, oh my God, that looks so good. I'm saving it. Save. Who do you think you are? Like, I am so delusional. Wait, here's another thing people don't talk about. As you're saving it, what's the lie you tell yourself? Like, I'm gonna make this X, Y, and Z,

or I'm gonna make this four. What's your immediate lie that you tell yourself? I'm gonna make this for Daz. Yeah. I always think, oh my God, next time in Charleston, I'm totally gonna make this. Fast forward an hour is me texting him going, me hungry.

Bring me for a minute. I just texted Craig, I'm like, what do you think about Popeyes tonight? I could really get into a fucking biscuit. We're so naughty. I had Mexican like three days in a row. And he lets me. Here's the thing. Craig doesn't like love Mexican food.

So it's not. He also like doesn't really love like Chinese food. But fast food Chinese. I know. Did I tell you in LA after I went to Erwan? He also doesn't really love Chinese food, but fast food Chinese I know. Did I tell you in LA after I went to Erwan, I found a Chinese food place, so let me check in, fried rice.

A little broccoli. Gary me in it, it's so good. So Craig is a big Thai food person, but. Okay. It's not the same though, like it's just not the same. I hate to say it though, but has he just not had good Chinese in Charleston? Okay, well here's the other thing.

He's like so obsessed with like Charleston. Has the best food and bev. He always says bev makes me want to punch myself. The best food and bev places. I'm like, but you guys. You saved a lot of time of his life not saying beverage. I've been. And I always go in my brain, I go right to the TikTok.

Did you say beverage? You know, anyway. He never knows what I'm talking about. And like they do have a lot of really great restaurants, but they don't have a lot of really good dirty restaurants. You know what I mean? Like when we're saying dirty, by the way, we mean like, like, whole in the wall, just no, no frills. If the food people came and raided the cleanliness, they would fail. Like that's what I want. Like that's

what I'm looking for. They put their sweat, blood and tears tears into the food, and it's amazing. Some people they see a sea rating, they get scared. I go, that is the Roach Greece that's gonna make me love it. That's what I want in my general style. You can see rating. So anyway, they don't have any pizza places. They don't even have an Italian importing store that you could get like a hunk of cheese and a fucking prejudo sandwich.

Like they don't have the things I need. Do they have like, what's it called, bojangles? I've never heard of that. I have no idea what that is. It's like the southern, I think they have in Atlanta, the southern, it's like a chick-fil-a-like type thing, bojangles. It's like fast food. But it's that fast food in Charleston. I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's why I think that's Did you see that the dollar pizza store has raised their prices from 99 cents to 150 in this economy? In this economy it makes me sad, but also like honestly, it's worth 150. I got it the other night

So good Craig was like this is like cardboard. I was like you don't ever come into my apartment and talk to me about pizza My question is have you had the artichoke pizza in the West Village? Of course. I love that fucking pizza. Because that used to be the pizza I would get after I would go out for my clubbing days. That'll put you to sleep. And for people who are like, ew, artichoke pizza, I get it.

It doesn't seem ideal. But think of artichoke dip. Like artichokes minced dip, thick, melty, cheese, on a cake. You have to know going into it, the roof of your mouth will be burnt. It will. There's no amount of time that you could wait that you would not burn it.

Rest in peace. Because even if you think the top layer is like cool enough to bite into, you haven't even gotten in to the inner layers. No, it's a lava cake. It's an actual lava cake. It's a full on lava cake. Whenever I didn't want to hook up with a guy and go home

with him after a club, I would suggest that we went to Artichoke Pizza. Because then, out like a light. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh my god, shoot. I put two stops into the Uber. Gotta go. Gotta jet.

Gotta go over my asshole open. Girls are so sleuth. Is that a word? Sleuth? Yeah. Sleuth is like someone who's like stealthy investigating things. Oh, but I do have an exciting project. What is it?

I'm redecorating my apartment. Sorry, that made me just think of something. Oh my god. Wait, what are you thinking of? I've been watching Love Island. Oh no. Okay, we'll talk about it after, but you doing the British accent. What's your vibes? What, can you text me some of your like inspo pics? I'm like going hard. Okay. Because this is my apartment. This isn't does this is mine. So he has no say Okay, and I'm painting the kitchen like a Green okay, like almost the green you're wearing

Okay, and then I'm doing a full pink moment in my bedroom like think 90s pink moment in my bedroom, like, think 90s glam room. Like, pink, pot, girly, cause I have all this glam shit and that I have nowhere to put it. So it's gonna be like full vanity. It's gonna be so girly. And then in the main room, there's gonna be like a content area for me to like

create quality content. Yeah, and I'm getting this one of those TikTok, like Victoria Paris couches that's like blue. I'm based, okay, so this is aesthetic. It's like 70s with a modern twist. Vibes, like pure vibes. Here's the thing about not that particular aesthetic in general, but just like a kind of like out

of the box aesthetic. Right now is really the only time you could do it, because at some point you're going to have a small bibbib running around and like you can't have like sharp corners, you're like you can't have this plan because like she's going to put it in her fucking mouth. Like you have to be able to like, do this, and then like, as slowly you're gonna have to like, change. And Paige told all of America the other day

that I am getting pregnant this year. So, mostly for that. Yeah. Honestly, I just need like some joy in my life and you having a baby would give me that. So please do it. I feel like that's unhealthy. That was unhealthy, save me.

I feel like that was another trigger that was unhealthy, Shayna. I feel like that was another trigger that I am in fact depressed. Thank you. But yeah, if you guys go on Instagram, like look at the maximalist, they call it maximalist because minimalist was very in. And now I'm doing maximalist, but not like insane maximalist, but like lots of stuff on the walls.

Like lots of chalkies. What color are you such a fucking trotchky person? I'm gonna be like, it's gonna look like you walked into your crazy aunts layer. And what are you painting the living room? I think we're gonna do a little less aggressive because the couch is so aggressive.

It's like a bright blue. Got it. But I'm like like a cobalt? Yes. A cobalt, a cobalt, velvet. Okay. I was like all the other girlies. I love just like pure white.

I want it white, white, simple white. And now I'm like, no, we want color. And also I feel like colors have energies. I went to LA for four days last month. And I learned. Color just, colors are part of your life. No, they stay in your mood. Yeah.

Pink is actually supposed to be like a very intense manifestation color. Yes, so when I'm masturbating, manifest. Yeah. And tanning your asshole, so much to do. We haven't done front page news in seven years. What's going on? Quite possibly, like most recently, the Ikea story.

Not the Ikea story I've ever read, but like pretty fucking Ikea. Did you see all the stuff with Addison Raid's dad? I saw it and then I immediately felt a bodily reaction. And I didn't, I't, I also was sad. Okay, wait, one thing I do need to look up because I actually, Radisson Raid dad. He looks like Emerald Legasi. His name's Monty Lopez, but here's the thing.

Addison Raid doesn't, I don't think takes her father's last name. Or is her name Addison Ray Lopez, but because she, no, it's Addison Ray Easterling, which is her mom's last name. So I'm not sure if he is even her biological dad. Oh. Oh. That's something I need to look into. But anyway, so Addison raised for all intents and purposes

her dad. So maybe it's not her biological dad, but it, you know, for family and growing up reasons, like he was the one around. And she has siblings. And he is the biological dad, whatever. So he's been married to her mom and he was having an affair with this 25 year old girl.

So he's telling the 25 year old girl like all this shit, like his marriage is like a scam and they're not really together and they're getting a divorce and blah, blah, blah. And so the 25 year old girl was like, okay, well if that's happening, then like why can't we go public with our relationship? First of all, Elle.

So it was a full on relationship. Yes. And he was like, we can't we go public with our relationship? First of all, Elle. So it was a full on relationship. Yes. And he was like, we can't because of my kids and like all this stuff. And she was like, okay, cool. She was like, totally got it understandable. Then this girl, because we always do, found out that he was cheating on her

with like other 25 year old girls. There was like a picture posted of him at a club and he was like rubbing some girls ass. It's giving Randall, I'm at, it's giving. So then God bless this 25 year old girl who just went off. She was like, fuck this. I'm not getting cheated on by this guy

who's basically been lying to fucking everyone. He's disgusting. Also, like your daughter is 21 years old and she's quite possibly one of the most famous people in the world right now. How are you basically trying to bang her friends? Like that is so grossly inappropriate. I'm gonna say.

And yeah. And so now it's come out. The mom put like a whole Instagram up basically being like Obviously anything that happens in our family that's in the public eyes extremely hard But like I'm just trying to make sure like my kids feel safe and protected and like that's all we're really focusing on Addison has a mom in her Yeah, Addison hasn't really said anything because like I mean what? What are you gonna say like my dad's a piece of shit

You know like my condolences to the mom and I'm so glad that she was just like nip in the bud Cut the fat get him out. No pun intended and I have to let the ladies know When you're going for these below average mediocre troll-looking men you think that they like average mediocre troll looking men, you think that they are lucky to be with you because you're so much hotter than them and that they're going to treat you well, but they're not, their looks have nothing to do with it for they're going to be faithful and some of them, I almost feel like haven't had that power before, like this guy, he's famous now, like a little bit of fame. Right.

I have a conspiracy theory. I have a conspiracy theory specifically with men. I don't think it holds that much weight with women because we're just like superior and we just like get through trauma and whatever. I think that if men weren't like that cool in college and like younger age when they get like money or they get fame in this guy's case.

When they're older, they immediately resort back to like what it was like in college and they just like act a fool and you're just like wait, they've already done this. They do that experience. Yes, well I think in our culture it's so glamourized like being young and good looking and having sex and like men like that concept of like, that's the cool guy.

Some of like the worst guys I've been with have been either the ugliest ones or like the really, really good looking ones. Oh my God. The hot ones fuck you over and the ugly ones fuck you over. Like there's no guys who are really good looking are the worst because they've never lived life with like normal social norms. Like right. You're ever with like a really hot dude and he will say the most cringed joke and everyone laughs around him and you're like this is why this is why you you are the way you

are because no one's ever told you, sometimes you should just shut the fuck up. Nobody's how, is I'm just shut the fuck up. No one's ever been like, hey, or hey, maybe that's inappropriate to say, or hey, maybe that's weird. Everyone's just like, you're amazing. Or like, they just like give you second-hand embarrassment

where you're just like, please stop being like that. Like, you're just in your head. I'm just like, stop, talking. Ha, ha, ha, head. I'm just like, stop talking. Um, second hand embarrassment, I would like to shout it out. I feel like I always got it. And I think sometimes it's quite possibly worse than like my own embarrassment. No, it's because you don't have control. I feel so bad.

Do any starkening embarrassing? Like. I'm out. Goodbye. I'm going to repeat myself. Second hand, you're like, oh no. I'm like, they don't even know. They don't even know. But what's good about second-hand embarrassment, depending on who it is, is that you can bond with the people after it to be like, okay, that was weird, right? Are we okay?

Is everyone okay? Oh my God. I think one of my favorite sentences is like, that was weird, right? Like just take it, take it a fucking pulse check on the room. Like I'm not crazy, right? This bitch is nuts, right? Like the right at the end is everything.

It's like that bitch is nuts, right? And everyone's like, yeah, no, she is not right. And everyone's like, yeah, no, she for sure is. And you're like, okay, just making sure I'm still well. I feel like that's the basis of most relationships and friendships. Like, you have the same opinion about different kind of people. Yes. So like, if the waiter says some shit and then leaves the table and you don't look at each other and have the same reaction, You're done. Break up with them immediately. Like, that was awkward, huh? Oh, my God. Also, I'd love to know the statistic on women

that cheat over like men that cheat. It's obviously like men cheat way more. Well, one because I think girls are just smarter and we don't get caught, but two. I digress. But two, it's like the audacity. Like, in what world did you think that you weren't going to get caught cheating on your wife with one girl?

Like one relationship could have been enough. Oh, what is in their penis? They like literally can't think. I mean, I know we've been on our men our trash tour and with recent events, it's been difficult. We've been reflecting on stuff and all my shootings, man. Yes. All S-T-D's come from men.

I need to go on. I need to go on. We're invented by a man. No, literally. S-T-D's were invented because some guy was like, I'm going to stick my dick in this. And then he got something because he wasn't supposed to stick his dick in it

Yeah, and then he gave it to all of us. I was a fucking apple pie from 7 to 11 Yeah, it was just like don't put your dick in there like Like I don't need they blames it on you. It would let's be honest. It was probably Adam Man man Adam fucking tricked her and was like I'm hungry. She was trying to fucking help. Yeah, and also when we're talking about men Let's be honest. We're not talking about gay men. Oh God no god no, we're not talking about our gaglers

Angels angel what I was talking to one of my gay men friends the other day because I was like oh I watched fire Island one of my gay men friends the other day because I was like, oh, I watched Fire Island. Is it actually like that? And he was like, yeah, like it totally is, it's so fun. But it is too very heterosexual women. We're like, what's going on with the gays and lesbians? What is the whole top bottom thing? Okay?

Is it like a bunk bed? What's happening? Here was another question I asked my friend. He said, no, I know that you're usually at top or bottom or sometimes it might switch. Verse. Huh? They call them verses.

Oh, got it. Yes, yes, yes. I said, but is everyone giving head? Huh. Are they all due? Is that universal? Do we all do that? He said, it does also depend on the relationship, but pretty much.

Yeah, he was obviously getting it more than I like giving it. I was like, well, yeah. Welcome to the fucking club. See, I would feel like. I know it because now we're not competing with the dude on giving head. I mean, he can give head, but it's a different kind of head. We're like, imagine if you're not really in the mood for a blow job and you have acid and then they give you a blow job and go hard and then you feel like yes because we can't really compare to like our significant

others because it's like totally different. I have ten additives on there. Yeah but like if I also had a penis and that's it give me head I feel like that's horrible like don't want to do what I tell? Yes, I just it's like I Deep-throwed it and you're not gonna do Yeah, we're not gonna do throw I need for four minutes. Oh my god. I love gay men. I just there needs to be more of them in the world So you liked fire island. I loved it. I thought it was so funny Well, I think it was casted so well and I think that like all of the jokes were written very well. And I just thought it was like fun.

It was so light-hearted. Like, I would watch it again. Yeah. Have you watched the MGK documentary? I haven't. But I do have something to say about MGK. In the most recent picture that's like, you know, circling online with him and Megan Faw. With the crop top? Yeah, the bubble top. Yeah. I'm going to say that's one you know circling online with him and Megan Fock. With the crop top? Yeah the bubble top. Yeah. I'm gonna say that's one trend that I really hope doesn't come back. It doesn't seem comfortable. Did you not have one in the 90s?

Yeah 90s early days? I didn't. And now I'm like realizing why I wasn't cool in the 90s. So much has just been explained. So? I was reading my brother's she shirts. I just realized so much about you. I was wearing limited too, like literally buying ads with you and them. I had that top and literally every single color, every single pattern, at one point in my mind,

was like, it's enough with these tops. It's enough. Well, they're bad. I don't want them. That's a trend. I'm not putting my stamp of approval on. I can't do it. I think they're hideous.

They were hideous then and they're hideous now. Do you think Craig could pull off a crop top? Oh my God. Oh my God. No, imagine me just begging for the flip flops and jeans. I'm like Put them back on. No, I could never I Could never and I would never I will say Craig has been sending me Instagram And now of just like men in clothes and at first I was like what's going on here?

He's for you. Feed is just like men in streetwear He was like do you like this look? And I'm like, oh my god. I love, see he does, you don't teach old dogs, new tracks. Right. And he has that like kind of European flair that like I have to, I was like, he has good style I think. Like I've never seen him been like, oh my god does what are you wearing?

Yeah, I mean he does have a a couple pink sweatshirts that I, but then it's kind of cute. He wears a belt sometimes that I'm like, you know what? We love that for you. The confidence, Steven, wear one. Is that your journey today? Yeah. What do you think about the whole Randall Emmett thing?

Have you followed it at all? Yeah, I mean, I didn't read the whole thing because pretty much Instagram does a synopsis for you on every important part. The number one thing I always think of like when stories come out like this, the anxiety, like I have anxiety about things that are so out there.

Like, so, like, if I have anxiety about something, I have to say it. I'm like, I'm so anxious about this, and this is why, and I did this, and like, what if this happens? Like, imagine keeping in all of these lies. Again, these mediocre looking dudes. I like, I don't get how he got Lala, who is like so fucking pretty, so,

just like her own self and how she like got her. I think that Lala is realizing like Lala probably had the whispers, like, you know, with it's like, oh no, he's gonna do what he did to the other girls to you. This looks kind of weird. Did you just make that up? The whispers?

No, Oprah did. Plagerizing from Oprah. Yeah. Because that, they call it the whispers when you hear it. Like, even me, like, I look past some relationships that I'm like, oh, like like how could he do this to me? And I'm like he there were Yeah, come on, Ben take credit for your own side of it where you wanted him to be this person that he just wasn't like

You knew he was a liar. You knew he was a narcissist You but you didn't it's natural and human to not want that to be true, but like, that's so true. But I love how now she's, she's the one who's like putting together the whole smear campaign, but he's trying to argue like she's doing it. And she should. She's doing it because she wants like the child, but I think it's more like, so let's get the facts straight.

Let's get the facts straight. And it seems like she should have the fucking kid because you're a loony tan. But I think it's more like so let's get the facts straight. Let's get the facts straight and Seems like she should have the fucking kid because you're a loony tan like a literal loony I Had heard Yeah, that he is that like creepy type producer, but again with Lala like it must be exciting like the opportunist side of you is like this guy Has so many great connections. I want to be an actress Here's the other thing about men. I'm sorry but like as two very attractive young women,

I look in the mirror sometimes and I'm like how do you leave the home? How do these men who are not good looking in the least think like like try and put their dick in everyone. Like, I don't get that either. It's because they get it through money, through power, it's all fuck, again, sexual harassment, majority of it is men, mass shootings, men, I don't have to do it. It's the men. Why don't we corral all the men? Why don't we just, why don't we just send one big mass email just being like, hey guys, why don't you fucking chill for a second?

This is gonna be a real retro call back but stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Did I tell you about the guy I was seeing and I'm not gonna tell you who.

I'm not gonna tell you who but you know who they are Who I was like, you know what would be great for everyone I Think you should go to therapy and he got so mad at me and said he wants He doesn't believe in therapy. He just needs to be in the woods with wolves And that's when I said we have we have no chance at hell getting out of this. Stop. Who's that? Craig! Who gave that man a key? I left the door unlocked. Speaking of men. Wait, ask him if he has anything to say for the male community.

Do you have anything to say just on behalf of the male community in general? This can be just. You're not alone. OK, you're not alone. That doesn't make any sense. You're not alone. You're not there.

But the boys, as the spokesperson of the male community, and that may no sense, sir. Take you and your flip-flops out of here. And I love train travel. Craig loves being on the train. Which train? The Amtrak? Shut the door, because I have to talk about you now.

So I'm just going to stop. So you can see how much shit is on this card. Oh, thanks for bringing it up. OK, so I've been doing this new thing. Where I get an email that I have packages. But I kind of try and time it with when I know Craig's coming. So I've been getting emails now for four days. And I'm like, oh, I'll get it later, get it later.

So then when Craig comes to my apartment, I text him, and I say, mine just picking up my packages that are downstairs, so then he has to come up with a full cart of packages. And that is what they are useful for. They have the strength to get the stuff you bought that you're never going to use. And I'm like, again, even trying to sound because I'm so anxious and depressed.

I just leave it in the box. Oh my God. Anyway, anything else going on in the news? What do you think about Gen-cha? Oh, yeah., was there they said that she pleaded guilty, but like she changed. She said not guilty that she said guilty. Do you know why she did this last minute guilty, please? She pleaded guilty because then they took off like one of the charges. But still like she could go to jail for like fucking 15 years and she will owe like nine million dollars. Wow. My words like here's the thing though that I'm not getting.

If you're in jail, how are you paying nine million dollars? Like I'm not getting it. Well, because she saw a savings, even though she's in jail. So then like you get out of jail, you get a job. What if you never pay back that 9 million? You go back to jail? Oh, or like you're in debt. So whenever you get money, you give it to them.

But wouldn't that just entice you to do something illegal again? And that is how you just solved the whole entire crime system of America. No, like our system is fucked. No, I think you have to declare bankruptcy and then they basically take all your shit and then you have to start over from scratch. But long story short, this is where I have some confusion with reality TV. Okay.

People will treat like a silly fight as seriously as like someone literally conning and stealing from old people like I feel like everyone's been so casual about this I don't know am I so cash are that no you're right no you're right people are more mad at like I'm sorry I can't I can't no I can't I can't I'm being better it's insane it's insane I mean this here's the other thing if you're doing that I will never understand if you're doing something highly illegal and I love Teresa Judea's I've always been a Teresa Judeis fan and I truly believe that she didn't know what the fuck Joe Judeis was doing. But like in Jen's case, if you're doing something highly illegal and it's you doing it, I feel like the last thing I'm trying to do is put my face and my name all over

fucking national television. But think of like the kind of person that would do something that illegal to get money. They're the same kind of person that would take the opportunity to go on reality TV to get famous. Like you're just living in chaos. Like you're just like survival mode all the time. But also like her husband has a nice job. Like he's a coach. A nice job. Football like also I don't love the whole like not guilty. This is such a lie. And then the second later being like I'm so sorry to all the victims Like it just it's so I mean also I just would never do anything illegal because I'm so scared of going to jail. Yeah

but like I just couldn't imagine I mean I have anxiety with like every day shit. How the f- Imagine if Jen Shaw conned your grandma. No. No, that happens to old people all the time. Also, you know, you're gonna give an email that said that's like Chase, but like all the icons are different and it says like at gmail.com and you're like, this isn't Chase.

Yeah. Basically, there's a lot of scams out there that you're like, who falls for this? Grandma does. Yeah. And grandma is just, how could you hurt a grandma? No, I mean, that's just like a soul-less. But like the Bravo fans are literally busy

like yelling at like, Dorenda for being drunk and yelling at people, which not great, but she's not scamming old people. Oh, seriously. Like, she's just telling Vicky what the fuck is up, but people like are so mad at her. But Gencha is literally buying Louboutins with like grandma say things.

My question, I'm not really watching it, but like also her girls are like having her back kind of through it. Like her friends. Gencha. Yeah, they're basically like innocent and no until proven guilty. And it's like, but she, but she said she was guilty.

But then there's the Erica Girardi stuff. Everyone's like guilty. People are so mad at her. Here's the thing. I think Erica really didn't know. I think what people are more mad at Erica for is that she like didn't have any remorse. But she was like, but why would she like didn't have any remorse, but she

was like, but why would I why should I have remorse when I didn't know and I was scam too? And they were like, it's a little bit different. Yeah. Like, yeah. So I get that. Like people being mad because it's like, like I apologize for my boyfriend now just for like simply existing. Could you imagine if crisis something illegal? Anxiety would really get to me then. But no, everyone's crazy. That's why I've stopped watching reality TV and I only watch Love Island.

How is Love Island? It is one of the better seasons. Really? One of the better seasons really one of the better season really So at first I didn't think I could watch it because usually who doesn't put it on like in time so I Got to downloading my VPN illegally and I was like I'm gonna figure this out Literally scamming grandma's left and right I stole my

grandma's credit card information, got myself a VPN. And then one of my friends texted me and was like, it's on Hulu. So I'm completely caught up. I'm on episode like 23. It's so good. So many curveballs are being thrown. So much like, here's my really love love island because sometimes there are characters in the very beginning that you're just like, she's the worst, I can't stand her. And then by the very end, I'm like, if she doesn't win, I will lose my mind. And that's where I'm at right now. Everyone's favorite reality of the arc is, oh, that bitch was right.

That bitch was right. That bitch was right. Um, so it really is so good. But here's the other thing that kind of annoys me with love violence. And I know it's probably hard to like cast this type of show. But like some of the girls are like later 20s. And then some of the girls are like early 20s. And then it's like the same for the guys.

I just, I want him to keep it in an age range. Yeah, if I'm going in there and I'm 28 29 I'm not trying to get with a 23 year old guy. Yeah, I want to be kind of unrealistic But guy and everyone wants to stay on also the level of fame that people get from love Island is like Astronomical compared to like the average show But it's crazy. Yeah, I imagine you got Love Island and you got voted off in the beginning. When like the public votes for like they also do it like the first vote off is like the public is voted for who they like the least. They're just like, no, there's like serious, they've had to instill like therapy and like mental

health stuff for just getting off the show because they're not on their phones to then like a media fame or like finding out, oh everyone hated me for it. Okay, well listen to this story. So when it was Molly May's season, which we watch Molly May, Molly May and Tommy Fury. This is a stand podcast, Molly May. Yes, absolutely. Do you know that Tommy Fury wasn't allowed in the United States because he has too many ties to the Irish mafia?

And tell me that he didn't just go up 10 notches in your book. Does knew that. Oh my God. Does he know the Fury family? Yes. No, he knows of them. They're very famous in Ireland. Oh my god

I would rather it's like the most famous boxer wait cuz he was gonna box Logan Paul Correct so there was like this article came out When Molly made went into love Island she gave her phone to her sister and like all of her Instagram stuff to her sister It ended up getting so fucking overwhelming for the sister because Molly was getting so much hate. She was like, I actually can't do this. I have to give this to someone else to like run because she was like responding to people and like posting things for because she was already an influencer. So she had like work schedule that she had to like pose. So she was like, I can't do this. I'm gonna give it, she gave it to Molly

May's best friend. So Molly May inside of Love Island heard that like her Instagram was being run by new management. And she was like, wait, I have to like call my sister. Like I need to know what's going on. Like this is my job. And they were like, we can't, like you can't talk to your sister. like this is my job and they were like we can't like you can't talk to your sister when her sister came for the like parents day, you know, and they have like your family come They were like you cannot say anything about like the outside world like you can't give Molly any like indication that anything's going on But like being sisters Molly was like what the fuck's like happening with my Instagram and in the sand Molly was like, what the fuck's like happening with my Instagram? And in the sand, the sister wrote 2.2 because she had gone from like one million followers all the way up to 2.2 million, she had been on for like two weeks. And she said it was so fucking insane.

Like the amount of fame she got overnight, basically. And yeah, they all have to go to mandatory therapy after. Yeah, because there's been like self-harm and stuff afterward. I mean, I think everyone on reality TV should go to mandatory therapy. No, I mean, I honestly really feel like there has to be a system for we joke, like there has to be a rehab for like post housewives or stuff, but like getting out of reality or like during reality TV, there has to be a rehab for like post housewives or stuff, but like getting out of the way I see or like during reality there has to be a mental health and still but then

it's hard because they want drama. So if everyone's like super zen. No, that's why I was like when you're done, you need to realize that you were just traumatized. Yeah. And I like when I was done, I immediately got a weekly therapist. I also, I remember looking at like spas, like I wanted to do like a two week, like meditation spot, and then I was like, okay, you're not. I wanna go on a 10 day silent retreat. I literally looked up silent retreats,

and then I scared myself. I think we should do it. Me and you on a silent retreat, we're gonna kick down immediately. Just for Giggly. Like, not even talking to the Giggly. No, I want to go to a silent retreat and like, secretly vlog the whole thing.

We don't talk. Or just like, like, it's just us, like, rounding corridors, not speaking. Speaking of vlogging, we found out that Giggly Squad got asked to be at this like music festival in Vegas. I think someone got the email wrong, but we said yes. No, literally when I read that email I was like, I don't think that this is the right Giggly Squad.

The fucking headliner. I think that Jack might have personally been like, I need these two girls. Wait, it's called The Life is Beautiful Festival. And it is lit. It's in Vegas. The lineup includes Calvin Harris, Jack Harlow. I didn't realize Kai-go was so hot. Would you live under a rock?

Yeah, I live under a rock. I had no idea Kai-go so hot. When you live under a rock? Yeah, I live under a rock. I had no idea Kago was hot. No, dude, it's literally like the top DJs, top rap artist. Charlie XCX, Giggly Squad. Giggly Squad. I just couldn't wait. Do you think we should vlog it?

I think we should vlog it. Yeah. Because what if like Jack Harlow walks by us and we don't get that on video for the fucking gigalers? I mean, that would be just like the meanest thing we could do to the gigalers. I'd put myself in jail for fraud. We also need to make a TikTok where it's like,

boys, don't look at me in high school, but then Jack Harlow looked at me. Oh, no, what if you leave Craig for Jack Harlow? Oh, no. I think that all parties would understand. You know, like, if you think that Greg is not happy, he doesn't understand the Jack thing. Straight guys don't understand the Jack thing,

because they're like, he's not jacked. I think that's what my, oh, I think that's going to be my opening line to Jack. I'm gonna be like, my boyfriend doesn't get the Jack thing, but I do. He plays basketball, which is hot. So fucking hot. You like his style? I love his style. I love that kind of style, like a basketball short

and an Air Force one. You love a New York man. I love a New York man. You're basically just turning Craig into a New Yorker and trying areas. The other day he looked like full Guido though, who's like, should I do my chains out or in? And I was like

I want to say out But if anyone saw you they'd be like break up with your girlfriend. She's totally Changing your whole brain you guys need just to Jersey Shore for one weekend He would destroy the Jersey Shore. He would love it Craig fist pumping the Jersey Shore is sure. Oh my god. I Have Been in a weird television watching phase. I was gonna say there's like this new creepy documentary on Netflix, but it's about like, did you watch it? It's about like a girl on the photo. I haven't watched it yet.

Okay, I started it last night and I literally was on for 30 seconds and I was like, this is way too scary to watch in my apartment at midnight by myself. Gotta go. We know what I'm doing tonight, but does, because he's an international man, he's very into it. It's called Scando New War. New War. Okay.

It's basically like, Scando's in five languages. Yeah, I was like, I don't know that is. And it's basically Scandinavian murder mysteries with like, from the perspective of the police. So Scandinavian countries are like, apparently, apparently really good at these kind of murder mysteries. And there's like ones in Finland, ones in,

I don't know, I'm not international enough. Finland. The... There is another one in Finland. Finland. Names Scandinavian country. Norway. Okay, but fuck, genius.

What the fuck? You've been hiding from me. I actually have no idea. But I think that's... No, Norway told have no idea. But I think that is. No, Norway told you to answer. But this is the problem. They're so complicated and so intense, and they're all subtitles.

So when we watch them, I have to, and I can't, what am I going to do? Every three seconds be like, why is this happening? To him, he'll divorce me. So I literally, do they figure it out at the end or is this one of those like unsolved mysteries? Oh no, they figure everything out.

Okay, got it, got it, got it. We watched one that like, it just blows your minds. The, wait, can Des, know what it's saying? Can he speak the language? No, but he's really weird with languages. We're like, we're just,

I'm reading the subtitles. And then he'll like jokingly be like, um, she can house in, close and remote. And I'm like, what? Like, he like hears what it sounds like. And then we'll talk like that for the rest of the night. He'll be like, in school since recently. And I'm like, what? I'm getting to like, what I think he just asked me to do is illegal in most countries.

I ask, wait, I ask crack. Like what I think you just asked me to do is illegal in most countries. I Yes Because I've been talking in like love Island jargon and I asked Craig I was like just trying to a British accent. He gave me the cutest response ever He goes I need to try it privately first and then I really want you to ask him to try it right now. It's like, oh my god, that's so cute. It's like, why don't I embarrass him? I just envisioned him in the mirror being like, how are you?

Hello. Hello, guffnaw. No, that's not right. No, that's not right. You know, they say that British accents are just sped up Southern accents. Like say something in a British accent really slow. Actually. Actually.

Actually. Actually. It's Southern. Kind of. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Okay. What time is it? It's been an hour. You guys, we love G of. Yeah. Wow. Wow. OK.

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