Giggly Squad - Giggling about summer pressure, main character syndrome, and aura readings

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

Paige and Hannah are feeling a lot of pressure this summer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up guys? Do you know where you are? We're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing impressive. We do, we do, we do. Keep that in, keep that. Absolutely, keep that. What's up guys, do you know where you are? We're in Giggle Town. It's Giggle City, and it's time to enter the Giggle Universe. I have a question. Do those just come to you every time we start? Or do you think about them before we start?
Starting point is 00:00:41 No. This is not a woman. It just comes to you. It's a game for me. Once I press record, I just see what comes out of my mouth. And sometimes it's garbage. It's complete garbage. But you know, I love that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:00:52 I look forward to every week how you are going to start the pod. I know you either laugh or you're like, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We were at a new studio last week. Yeah. We were living the new studio last week. Yeah. We were living the high life. Yeah, we were.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Then I'm going to Philly this weekend, so I'm traveling, and I couldn't be in town. So we are back on the Zoom. It's comfortable on the Zoom, but also, I'm so excited to, we're definitely going to be in the studio a lot more this summer. Also, saying in the studio is just like, yeah, I feel like a rapper who's having a party
Starting point is 00:01:29 and like comes, stop at the studio. We're mixing up a beat. There's just like girls smoking weed, like listening. Dude, if we set up, hot guys, shirtless, fucking in and out. And girls just like smoking joints. And like we don't know what's in their cup that they're drinking.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Wait, that's just our Patreon. People can come in and just smoke and listen and laugh occasionally. Some producer running around pissed. I love that. Okay. I have a question because we have our no pet out and you wrote, girl got hit by a scooter
Starting point is 00:02:03 and I wrote OMG. Okay. What happened? Okay girl is me. Wait, you got hit by a scooter? I don't know why I typed girl. It must have just like- Or maybe it was like your girl got hit.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Like that kind of thing. Girl? I got hit by a scooter. That's where punctuation is important. There was none. But yeah, girl got hit by a scooter. Oh. That's where punctuation is important. There was none. But yeah, girl got hit by a scooter. This girl was page of sort of, how did that happen? Were you like, you were texting? Let me set the scene for you.
Starting point is 00:02:33 It's Friday night, okay. I'm going out with all my friends. I wasn't like too excited to go out because I knew I was hanging out with like two couples, which like look, I love these couples and I love being the fifth wheel with them, but like, I knew everyone going hanging out with like two couples, which like look I love these couples and I love being the fifth wheel with them But like I knew everyone going to the party so it wasn't like I was like super excited But like I was excited to go out then my outfit just came together and I was like, okay
Starting point is 00:02:56 And then my makeup and I was just like oh my god I'm my pop-off tonight then I did my hair and it was exquisite and I was like, fuck it, I am feeling myself tonight. I got in the Uber, I'm on my way to the pre-game. The Uber driver says, I can't turn down the street, it was blocked for something, I'm gonna let you off at the corner. Cool, no problem. I'm on my phone looking to see what side of the street
Starting point is 00:03:23 the department is that I'm going to. I'm looking down. I have a bottle of tequila in my left hand. I have my phone in my right hand. I am walking toward the sidewalk, okay? All of a sudden I hear someone yell, yo, I turn. I get absolutely bodied by this guy on a motorized scooter. When I tell you I went
Starting point is 00:03:48 flying, I went flying. Landed like an absolute fucking athlete, okay? Landed? Landed on my right hip, I have a gnarly bruise and my elbows. Some woman runs over and was like, oh my god, did you hit your head? And I was like, no, I'm honestly fine, I pop up. And I think it was because I was wearing big hoop earrings. I pop up and I was like, I'm okay. I know what you're all thinking, what happened to the bottle of tequila?
Starting point is 00:04:21 She's fucking safe. I held that shit like it was my child and in that moment I realized I'm going to be the most amazing mom ever because if anything happens and I'm holding my baby, that baby's not going anywhere. She is not going anywhere. I held that bottle of tequila like it was my newborn baby. It was like a touchdown with a He-smann. We're actually low-key and athletic freak. She's very good at beer pong. She's very good at protecting tequila. I wasn't worried about this.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Tequila though, I want to know, do the guy get away? So the guy stopped, obviously, and he was like, oh my god, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, I'm okay. And I was like, I'm sorry. It was my fault. I was in the bike lane. But like, he didn't slow down at all.
Starting point is 00:05:04 These motorized scooters, he was going so fucking fast. Obviously, did you like, saw me walking. Jumping to the bike lane, or were you like walking? No, I had like, got out of my Uber. My driver left, like, let me out in the bike lane basically. So like, he saw me open the door, shut it and like, not pay attention.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I texted my mom, what happened? And she goes, oh my god, did he do it on purpose? I was like, yeah, mom. He saw me and was just like fuck this girl. He's like pages so discerbal. So I'm getting off now because the road's closed perfect Perfect. I mean those motorized scooters are wild because they they come like speedy and I'm happy you're safe the gig Google universe is happy you're safe. I I'm happy you're safe, the gig, the gig, the gig, the universe is happy you're safe. I, um, I literally- You had a great story going into the party though, you're like, guys, you have nice hours that just happened to me. I am walking to the pregame, my elbows are absolutely gushing blood.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I walk and I'm like, guys, I've been shot. They're like, what the fuck? They're like, okay, just put the tequila down and you can leave. My one guy friend was like, do you need a bandaid? I'm like, I'm like, take off your shirt and we need to put it on my arm, okay? Wait, I mean, that's one of those beautiful New York moments where it just makes you stronger, but I'm glad you didn't actually. It was definitely one of the scariest things that's happened to me thus far in New York City. And it made me a lot more aware.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I mean, it could have been brutal. It could have hit my head. It could have died. Honestly, it could have hit my head on the paper. Yeah. Scooters will take, and you are a graceful little thin woman who a little bit of a breeze could have taken you out. That's so true. And the worst part about it, the worst injury that I really
Starting point is 00:06:48 endured was I broke my fucking nail. And the most important nail, I broke my middle finger, which I use off to be honest. Why is it the most important? Because when you have to flick someone off, you want that nail to be popping. Okay, when I flick people off, they're like, that's a little sausage. No, so put that away. Is that a ho? Is that our middle finger? I'm like traumatized still by my fingers. We've been talking about it for a while. And I was thinking about like, you know, how you don't put a bumper sticker on a Lamborghini. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:19 You don't put a diamond in Gager ring on a sausage. I'm an engagement ring on a sausage. Like. It's so upsetting. It's so exciting. But the ring is beautiful. Okay, look, I'm going to tell you something. I've seen way worse fingers than yours. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I do have that nubby of fingers in terms of girls I've seen. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. All your friends now are like, is she talking about me? I do, you know those people have those weird thumbs that are like kind of short. I shouldn't say weird. Every finger's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Like Megan Fox. Yeah, what are they like? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, toe thumbs are real. So I want to say that we need to normalize wider range of fingers, including even if your toe is on your hand.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Finger inclusivity, thank you. Can we also discuss how hot it's been in New York because everyone's talking about it, so I feel like we should continue talking about it. I saw a meme the other day and it was a picture of the sun and the earth and then New York City just right in the middle. It was like pleasant. It's really pleasant out here. This is the problem in New York City.
Starting point is 00:08:23 It's a concrete jungle, so like there's nowhere that's safe. There's no air going around, because the window isn't fucking blow, because of all the concrete fog. There's no ventilation here. I was doing stand-up and I was wearing sandals, and I started to slosh in my sandals, and I was like, am I sweating from my feet?
Starting point is 00:08:40 Are you fucking kidding me? I'm kind of like a sick fuck though. I walked the most I've ever walked in New York City these past couple of days because I'm like, look, I don't really feel like going in the gym. I'm just gonna sweat my ass off on my way to get a facial. Yeah, you might as well put on like a garbage bag and just like sweat that shit out. Also New Yorkers are pissed because there was that New York City like a alarm set or it was like a warning Yeah, and they mentioned at the end like don't use your air conditioner unless truly needed and New Yorkers were like hey
Starting point is 00:09:13 New York go fuck yourself. Why don't you take down one advertisement in Times Square and maybe electricity will be fucking save because I'm not turning my air Condition off, okay? Wait, what was that? Okay, so anyone who doesn't live in New York City, we all got a simultaneous alert on our cell phones. What, this was yesterday, right? Yeah, it was like heat warning, like savior electricity type thing. Yeah, like conserve your energy.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Yes. And that was a good thing. I've been napping all day. Oh, guys, it's time for round three. Don't tell me twice because you're my energy. Oh God. Also you wrote pink and purple aura. Is that your aura?
Starting point is 00:09:54 So you know how we love like all of our like mystical things. I had a girl and this is I always think it's like by fate because you know how like you can't see like who tags you in certain things because you get like certain notifications and it like disappears. Like so like if me and Hannah wanna send each other a meme, we have to DM it to each other so that we know they saw it. I like randomly was on Instagram and I saw that this girl tagged me
Starting point is 00:10:20 in this Instagram and was like, what is page to Sora Bo's aura? And I was like, yeah, what is it? What is Paige Dessoura-Bose Aura? So I went to this girl's Instagram. Her Instagram is called Mystic Mikaela. And she does Aura readings on like certain people. And someone tagged my name and she said,
Starting point is 00:10:42 Paige has a pink and purple aura. And so I DMed her and I was like, hey, sorry to bother you. What I need to know, literally everything. And she was like, oh, no problem. I think she has a podcast too. Yeah, know your aura, pod. And she was like, if you ever really want to chat,
Starting point is 00:11:00 like let me know, but she sent me all these things about being a purple and pink aura. And it's fascinating, and I want to know your aura. So I want you to do your hair. I feel like, what do you think my aura is? I feel like mine is orange. So I didn't look at like all the other colors, but if you go on her Instagram,
Starting point is 00:11:18 it has an explanation of pink indigo turquoise purple, blue, yellow, green, and red. So I'd have to read all of them to see what they are. So there's no way it's orange. Do you think she nailed it? Do you think she nailed it? I think she nailed it. I think she nailed it. How does she know your aura without meeting you? I think she either like watch watch it watch like my Instagram stories. I don't watch it. watch like my Instagram story. I don't watch it. I don't know, but she like will watch people like celebrities perform like Cardi B has a pink aura. Mm-hmm. I love that. And what can you learn after knowing your aura? It's kind of just like certain personality traits that you have. And it's just was fascinating. I love that so much. I'm definitely gonna DM that bitch.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Also, I still to this day get DMs about who my psychic is. And I'm like, I'm saying. This is triggering. I just can't deal with this right now. I'll never tell. I'll never tell. I'll never tell. Like I really like, you could DM me all day
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Starting point is 00:12:59 No, but that's how we know this psychic is real as fuck because she would make so much money if we dropped her name right now on Giggler's call. People, she would have reading. She would have reading's non-stop. Yeah, I think, remember when I did that pet reading on Giggler's squadline? That was why.
Starting point is 00:13:15 That pet lady was like, hey, please stop tagging me and shit, because I don't have time. I was living a nice peaceful life than the Gigglers with their fucking, what about, I forgot about the pet side gik. She was great. a nice peaceful life than the gigglers with their fucking um... What about... I forgot about the pet side geek. She was great. What are...
Starting point is 00:13:29 What are the annoying like curly dogs that everyone has? Labradoodle. She's like of another fucking giggler in the labradoodle hits me up. Labradoodle's fine. Labradoodle's been bred with its brother. It's pretty stupid, but it's cute and hypoallergenic. Sorry to anyone I pissed off with the doodle, but um, it's a fact.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Wait, sorry, I literally just got texted to go out on a surf date. What? Some guy was like, hey, do you know how to surf? And I was like, I want you to reread the question you asked me. Really think about it. What do you think? Was it worth asking? He said he just takes back no. Do you remember we went serving once in the Hamptons and you had a choice to go on and you decided that you did not want to? You saw that wetsuit and you were like, I'm that wetsuit was disgusting. I put it on and I was it smelled of like old broccoli. No, it might be because it was
Starting point is 00:14:23 so cute that day for serving. I just wanted the picture with the surfboard. I got it on and I was it smelled of like no In my baby. She was so cute that day for surfing. I just wanted the picture with the surfboard I got it and then what I need to do it. I actually did get up on the surfboard and all the guys are surf Thank you all the guys who were surfing me were like oh my surfboards like to narrow I was like yeah, so far so sorry. I have a thick base to Sorry, I have a thick base, THICC. Oh God. Wow, I'm going to start saying that if someone has a fat ass, I'm like, they just have a thick base. Thick base, solid core.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I want to tell you guys fun stories like getting hit by things, but I'm not going to lie, I have been watching Wimbledon all week. I am a full grandpa. Wimbledon is the classiest of the slams. Yeah. Hey, great. The fashion is gorgeous. Everyone is getting injured because I guess it's like really rainy in London, which is normal, but like Serena out fell in like her knee. It's so slippery. So everyone like Federer was in a fifth set and the guy was like possibly gonna beat him Sliped hurt himself. Federer moves on wait everyone for you. Yeah, yeah each
Starting point is 00:15:31 So like us open Wimbledon all of those things Mm-hmm is each one I know they're like Different things there. Okay, but is each one a different type of court like so Australian open and US open are both hard courts Australian I believe is like a little slower like they're not the same kind of hard court Okay, there's grass court and there's clay so all season you're playing tennis tournaments But those are the four biggest tournaments of the year where you make the most money It's most most attention and yeah, and Serena this this might have been like her last, what did you say? What kind of cord is Wimbledon?
Starting point is 00:16:09 Grass. Got it. Oh, chic. So chic, but like people don't play on it that much and there hasn't been a long warm up to it because of COVID. So people are just falling on their asses. Yeah, poor Serena, she's, she's 39 and this might have been her last like chance to win at Wimbledon and she like, she heard her name and she. She's she's 39 and this might have been her last like chance to win at Wimbledon
Starting point is 00:16:25 And she like she heard her name and she was out and she's crying was very depressing That's sad. However, they do have great strawberries and cream. I actually Does ask me to play volleyball yesterday And I was like okay like I want to like not be a workaholic and like go play volleyball But after two games I was like I I wanna watch Wimble Dance. Yeah. I actually really enjoy watching tennis on television.
Starting point is 00:16:50 And I attribute that to Perry. Thank you, Perry. Oh, because he would have an honor all the time. He loved watching it. Yeah, it's, I highly recommend it. If anyone watches Wimble Dance this week, give me a tag. I think we should definitely get dressed up for the US Open this year and go.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Oh yeah, because I used to always go with my ex-boyfriend and I'm definitely not going to be invited this year, but it would still like to attend. Ha ha ha ha. When we're, so there's also this girl on TikTok that does these funny like outfits of like if I was a basketball wife. Yeah, I see.
Starting point is 00:17:23 But like if I was an MLB wife Yeah, I just know. But like if I was an MLB wife, and like I feel like you should make one, or make one like if I was like, I don't know, a reality TV something. Yeah, it's the me practicing to be, I'm gonna do golfers wife. Yeah, and it's really funny because the way she'll sit,
Starting point is 00:17:42 like she'll react differently depending on the sport. But it is fun because you just kind of sit there and judge them and you're like I would love to sit on some type of sideline and clap for my hot fucking athletic boyfriend So this is the problem page with golf. I know that you can stand so People can see your full outfit. However, my personal opinion is standing as the doubles work I've thought about that. I've also thought about like, is there a concession stand when it comes to your whole thing? Because look, basketball. So, I'm going to get you a hot dog.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Yeah, I was literally going to say, I'm going to need a hot dog at some point. The by far the best is basketball. Basketballs, you're literally on the court sitting there, on the court side with your shoes. Because football, you're kind of in a suite, which is far away, you look like you're in a suite. Yeah, you're far away. Baseball, you're standing. Baseball. Baseball. Baseball, you never get a good.
Starting point is 00:18:38 They don't get any good. Yeah, and they never show the wives. It's really golf. Golf is where it's at, I think. Glad we decided that for you. We're so working on the first thing. Wait, speaking of things, we're watching because, like, I feel like I'm watching.
Starting point is 00:18:53 For the first time, I'm watching a lot. Mm-hmm. Okay, wait, the first thing I wanna say is, I wasn't gonna watch too hot to handle. Because, like, I didn't, I watched the first season because we were in quarantine. There was literally nothing. And then I was like, I quit. Now I have to handle. Because I didn't, I watched the first season because we were in quarantine, there was literally nothing, and then I was like, okay, now I have to finish the season. But I saw it advertised on Netflix,
Starting point is 00:19:12 and I was like, I don't really care about the show. So there's a new season on. There's a new season. The only reason I fucking turned it on was because all these people were DMing me, and they were like, oh my God, there's a girl on there that looks exactly like you. And I was like, okay, well now I have to watch it.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Well, you're like, now I'm gonna either be super offended or like super, or super like complimented. That has me all the time. I'm like, this is gonna ruin my day or make my day. Let's do it. What are my guy friends? And I showed a picture and I go, do you think this looks like me?
Starting point is 00:19:39 And he was like, kind of like, I don't know. And I was like, whatever. No, she's very, very pretty. And it was definitely a compliment. I can't stop watching it Is it all new people than the first season? It's all new people and I was so fucking excited for love Island to come on But we can't get it in America until The 12th on Hulu and I wasn't downloading fucking VPN from England because I couldn't figure it out Yeah, people are writing like a thousand steps to like basically overthrow the US government
Starting point is 00:20:09 and like break into like literally, I need a PhD to figure this out. What the fuck is going on? I downloaded it. I paid the subscription. I still couldn't get it to work. Oh my god, this is bullshit. Anywho, so then I started watching Too Hot To Handle
Starting point is 00:20:26 because it is very much like Love Island, the way they film it and how they talk. Yeah. Can't stop watching it, love it. But Too Hot To Handle's not British, right? It's not British, but there's British people on it. Like the girl that people said, I looked like she's from Italy.
Starting point is 00:20:45 There's a guy who has a French accent, he's from Paris, they have like two British people, and then they have Americans. So, Paige and I watched so much love islands last summer. Can you believe that it's been a year? No, that is crazy. And time has been so fucked. Time really flies when you're
Starting point is 00:21:07 depressed and anxious. I'll tell you that. Time really flies when you have tried not to be awake all year. People that say time flies when you're having fun. I don't think so. I don't think so. Because I'm here and I'm not having fun. It's fucking flying. What were you going to say about live island? Oh no, just that it was epic and it's crazy how much better a TV show is when they say things like, you know, snog and fit. Yeah, mug tool. It's supposed to just be like, like, guys hot. I meant to, oh, I did do one thing.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I went to my cousin's sweet 16. Yeah. Which was an emotional journey for me because I walked in and I'm like the like cool old on I guess even though I'm her cousin she's 16. I'm 29. It's interesting that you say aunt Is that aunt yeah, is that like a geographical thing? I think it is but So if you're calling name one of your aunts like they're what's one of their names? It's funny because I'll say aunt Susan and aunt Alisa That's weird. Okay, so you literally just I can't even do my hypothesis I just wing it. I wing it like when I press record whatever the fuck comes out my aunt Susan. Yeah, cuz aunt Susan said
Starting point is 00:22:19 What up? You know what? Stop. Okay. I can't Trying to just fucking put words together for a sentence. I can't open the door. Try and just fuck up what words together for a sentence. I'm sorry guys, I just snapped. I've been working on not snapping. I just did. I want to apologize and I want to be triggered. Okay. Breathe.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I'm tearing it. Terrence's is there for 321. Terrence's is there for 321. It is. In parent trap. I was just like, you may call me Aunt Vicki. That's all I can think of. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:42 You're at the speed succeed and got it. But like they're playing like Usher and they're playing like L. Cool J and they're playing like from the windows to the wall. And I'm like, do you guys know this song? Cause I know this song. And then I'm seeing people and I'm like, oh my God, I remember when you were this big
Starting point is 00:22:57 and I'm like, when did I become this person? I know. Cause all these things that these older people would say to me, I'm like, oh my God, this is so annoying. And you can't, you literally can't help yourself when you see a person who's grown, being like, I knew you when you were this big. I want punch myself in the face. Then my Nana was there who basically comes up to me and goes, you see all those boys over there? They follow me on Instagram. So she had an amazing time with her fans. At one point she had like a lay, like you know the flowers on her neck, I don't know where she got a lay and she was in the
Starting point is 00:23:36 middle of a dance thing. And then the girls were like the cheerleaders and they were doing like splits and shit and it was pretty epic and then I would like go in and dance a little. I have my hip flexors, I could barely sit in a cross like a position. Girls who could do splits, they're probably lacking in other areas. This is always fun. No, girls who can do splits are elite and don't- It's something to tell yourself as a girl when you like are jealous of someone and like whatever, They're probably not funny
Starting point is 00:24:08 Anyone that like a guy leaves me for him like whatever. I know you're not laughing That's for sure And whenever you get the guy the girl's like it's okay. She's stupid If she was the prom queen, but she couldn't she doesn't go to this fuck off. I do have to say, pages, streets, marks are out of this fucking world. I have common sense. I have a lot of common sense. I don't have book smarts.
Starting point is 00:24:36 But I will say I know the feeling of being somewhere and it kind of clicking, like, oh shit, people think I'm an adult. Like adults think I'm an adult. That's when it's scary. Because like people younger than you, yeah, obviously you think like girls who are older, oh she's an adult. But it's when the people that are older than you
Starting point is 00:24:56 and your family treat you as an adult, and it's terrifying. And then I want to ask the kids, like I want to ask these 16 year old kids like how old do you guys think I am? Like I'm not like them. I'm like I'm not yeah guys come on and my face like I feel like I still look like when I was 23 I don't know I just I was dealing with that But it was so fun because I was just being free on the dance floor
Starting point is 00:25:18 But then I was like thank God I'm not in high school again like you're so insecure about these little things. Even just like dancing. I remember being so nervous that I wasn't dancing well enough. Yeah, I was so fucking happy. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm just like, I can't dance like that.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah. When you just have to like put your butt on a guy's dick. But you can't do that at a sweet 16. Leave room for the Holy Spirit. That's what they used to say in my high school. I was like, this place is trash. We were born with Holy Spirit. But yeah, used to say in my high school. I was like, this is trash. You're moving the Holy Spirit. But yeah, it was joyful.
Starting point is 00:25:49 It was fun. And I was like, yeah, at least I'm not in like petty drama and like with friends. And I was like, oh, wait, never mind. No, I will say I loved high school. I loved college. It was my early 20s that I was like, who the fuck said that this was the best time in your life? Because I hate it here.
Starting point is 00:26:08 I hate it here. No, I can't wait for my 30s. I feel like it's when you're most confident. You don't give a shit what people think. I'm nervous to turn 30, but I like being 28. It was the moment that I realized that like people took me seriously as an adult was, I was home with my family. And my dad very much treats me like I'm 12 years old.
Starting point is 00:26:30 If someone said it has paid child sex before, my dad would be like, she doesn't know what it is. You know, she's so cute. Like he really thinks of me as a little girl. And so any time before when I'd be like, dad, I have to go back to the city. So we're listening to Gagli Squad? Sometimes I think my mom like has them listen,
Starting point is 00:26:47 but like not regularly. So I like had to go back to the city for something and I was like, Dad, no, like I have to go back. I have like work stuff like I have things to do and he would always say and it would get me so frustrated. Like you just pretend, like you pretend work, like your life is so easy, like you don't have things to do, like, oh, come on, now it gets so frustrated that like you wouldn't take
Starting point is 00:27:09 me seriously. But I realized like he just wanted to keep me as like his little girl. And then a couple of weeks ago, my mom wanted me to come home for something and I was like, mom, I really can't, like I've way too much work stuff to do that week. Like it's too much to like get on the train. And my dad goes, Kim, how dare you ask her to come home? She's so busy. She's so much going on.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Like she can't do it. And I was like, me but dad, we know. And it was like in that moment that I was just like, oh my god, if my dad thinks I'm an adult, I'm absolutely fucked. But I also think it was very wise of you to instead be like, always not respecting me to be like No, he's just projecting like his own love for me of that he wants doesn't want to lose me
Starting point is 00:27:52 Well, hey, that's therapy and I just started it restart it. Are you back? You know it's funny. I do feel like you have a better energy today Thank you, and I've only had one session. I'm telling you the second you start, it starts just, even in little ways of not that the bitch is gonna fix you in a second, but that like, you don't feel like you have to complain to everyone in your life about something. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Because I will save it for this person. Yeah, like I would like, I'd have to call a page. I'd call my mom. I talk to Daz. I'd be yelling at Romeo, my dog, and I'd be I'd have to call page. I'd call my mom. I talked to does I'd be yelling at Romeo My my my dog and I'd be like trying to figure shit out But instead you like keep a notepad in your head. Oh, I'm gonna bring this up a therapy And then you come just like a calm or being you're so fucking right. I've never even thought of it that way
Starting point is 00:28:38 Because I have a note a note on my phone. I have therapy. I also get anxiety After I vent to someone. Yep. Like I'll call a girlfriend and like, even though like I trust all of my girlfriends, like I will just fucking go off and vent and then I'll be like, shoot, did that like put her in a weird place
Starting point is 00:28:57 or like is she gonna tell someone that I said that and like that's how I feel or like, and I get anxiety. And I get it with my mom too, like, and not because that I think my mom would go tell someone because that bitch is a fucking vault. Tilt. She literally only tells my ampam.
Starting point is 00:29:14 I can't even tell my ampam anything because she's like, oh, your mom told me. But I get, I don't wanna ever burden my mom with like certain problems. So like, yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's just having someone. It's not even like that your friends are gonna spill, like, oh, Paige is going through something.
Starting point is 00:29:31 It's more even that you're like, oh shit, like, I wanna be the fun, fun, cool, funny friend. And I just spent two hours fenty about myself and myself-ish, she's looking me. And it's just like getting different opinions than you get more confused. And you're like, wait. You know what confused?
Starting point is 00:29:48 And also whenever you're asking for people's opinions, normally you know the answer. Yeah, that's so true. Especially when it comes to your emotions. And most of the time the answer is, like I remember even last summer when you were kind of going through your, like what should I do?
Starting point is 00:30:01 I remember always being like, what do you want to do? And you be like, that's not the point. And I'm like, but that literally is the point. Hey, literally. We'll just go to Hannah and be like, hey, look at me. Look at me. Tell me what to do.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Tell me. And you're like, I can't tell you to marry someone or not. What the fuck? I was like, no, I'm gonna do it every Saturday. I think I'm gonna do it every Saturday. You don't know what relationships are like behind closed doors. Nobody does.
Starting point is 00:30:25 And that's why you cannot give good advice or adequately judge a relationship from the outside. You really can. You really can. But I also think with my therapist, I've been able to like, oh, my current thing that I'm working on now that we're just spilling tea is like, after I realize, okay, I'm not filming this summer, I'm like, okay, I'm not filming this summer. I'm like, okay, well, you know, obviously,
Starting point is 00:30:47 I went through a tough last couple of months, I'm going through a transition, I'm like, let's fucking get to work, like let's fill those empty spaces. Yeah, so I'm like, book and book and book and book and book and the next thing you know, you're like, wait, I'm more stressed than I was before. And like, but it's because sometimes you just need to sit with your emotions. Like sometimes you just have to sit and be sad, even though society teaches you that like,
Starting point is 00:31:13 being sad is like a bad thing. But for me, I'm like, why would I sit here and be sad when I can like go do a comedy show or like go do a podcast? And my therapist is like, you need to feel your feelings. And I'm like, I'm like, I like, I realize that I never feel my shit. I never feel my shit. I agree with that. It because it really is hard
Starting point is 00:31:30 and you don't think about it because you're so programmed to not even get to that moment where you feel it. The other day I was sitting on the couch and I was like, damn, I'm not talking to anyone. Like I'm not talking to any guy. I couldn't even text someone to come over if I wanted to. This is the most single and alone I've been.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Even though I've been single for almost a year, I still have a roster, I still have people. But it was the most single and I was like, fuck, I don't like this. And I immediately went on Raya. And I stopped myself. And I go, I don't want to talk to any of those guys on there. Why don't like this and I immediately went on Raya. And I stopped myself and I go, I don't wanna talk to any of those guys on there.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Why don't I just sit in this moment of knowing I'm so alone, I know I'm not gonna get a text, I know I'm not gonna send a text, I had the best night ever. I literally was like in my apartment by myself, I watched some of the best shows. And I was like, oh my God, let's get better early. And that is fucking powerful because the only reason
Starting point is 00:32:28 you would go on like a date is for other people. Like you know, for other people to be like, oh, Paige is not single, like she's having fun with guys. But again, like that's not what you mean. Or if I was just really hungry. Yeah, exactly, exactly. So there's something about like, you know those people who who when they're sad,
Starting point is 00:32:45 they listen to sad music, like I don't understand that. I'm like, why would you hurt your own feelings more? Sometimes it feels bad. When I'm upset, I can't listen to music period. Like I don't want to be triggered in any way. Oh my God, I had a whole playlist of for it being sad. I need to learn from you because
Starting point is 00:33:03 then also when you don't feel your emotions a lot people think you're like really strong when you're like bitch I'm numb Bitch, this is the trauma that has just taught me to cope. I was talking to a guy and it kind of like not like that Seriously, but like whatever and it just kind of like abruptly ended and he was just like yeah, I don't feel this And I fucking cried like I hadn't cried like that in a really long time. You probably didn't even like him. I didn't. I literally didn't even like him. No I didn't. My friends were like you don't like him. I was like no I couldn't tell you his name. I don't know. But it kind of felt so good because I was like damn I forgot what it felt like to like someone
Starting point is 00:33:42 and be like really devastated? Mm-hmm. And because usually like if they like me back I'm like, ugh, I don't care. But like it felt good to have a feeling of like, oh my god, I'm sad. Well sometimes I feel like sadness feels better than anxiety. Like sadness is like a legitimate human emotion where anxiety is like your brain playing tricks on you. So sometimes I think just like being sad is just so healthy. I also got so called out by one of my girlfriends the other day because I was talking about this jibroni that ended it with me or whatever.
Starting point is 00:34:14 And she was like, dude, can I just tell you about yourself for a second? I was like, okay. And she goes, you talk to these guys that you know you'll never date, and then you get upset when they act like such fuck boys, but like in your head, you went after them because deep down in you, you're not ready to be like settle down or be someone's girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:34:38 So you go for these guys that you know that's not the end goal. And then you act like surprised. And I was like, No, up until I told you I had the worst relationship right before we started summer house. And I went in so just like numb. And I knew I knew when I messed with,
Starting point is 00:34:58 I didn't want a future with low key. And it meant like I wasn't emotionally available. Yeah, it still hurts your ego when even if the dude is not emotionally available and messes with you, you're human, so when you see someone messing with you, you're going to get upset. No matter how much you liked them or not. Yep.
Starting point is 00:35:18 I saw this meme and it was like about Scorpios and it was so spot on. It was like one side of my brain is like, oh my God, be obsessed with me. Like this is amazing, I fucking love it. And then on, it was like one side of my brain is like, oh my god, be obsessed with me. Like, this is amazing, I fucking love it, and then the other side is like, why aren't you obsessed with me? Like, I have no in between. I'm either obsessed with you or I can't,
Starting point is 00:35:36 and I want, like, if you're not obsessed with me, I don't get it, and if you are, I'm like, ill, you're so weird. Okay, can we discuss main character energy for a second? I've been waiting. I've been waiting for someone to bring it up to me. Because main character energy has changed my life. It's also called main character syndrome. It depends on what perspective you have on it.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Do people think it's a bad thing? No, I think that will start with funny TikToks. We're like, some would be like, look, my boyfriend having main character energy and it's like, everyone hang out and then the boyfriend just staring off into the sunset. But like, I wrote a tweet, like there's so many moments, like whenever I write into a journal, I feel like I'm the star of a 90s sitcom. I, I think I was born with main character energy. Like I genuinely think that like my life is a movie and you're following. I genuinely think that I did not survive on an ensemble cast because bitch has made character
Starting point is 00:36:36 energy. Like every time I step out of my apartment, I think I am the main character and people are watching a movie of me walking to the Dalai. No, it's like yours does not have friend energy. No, it's a thing. I think we both have funny friend energy. But like in our brains, we're the start of the world's energy.
Starting point is 00:37:00 And I think everyone, I felt like everyone is living a single single player life, but I do think a lot of people for whatever reason will take moments where you sometimes you have to take a step back and like take care of your children, take care of someone who's sick, take care of your friend. Yeah. But like that's also main character energy to like take care of people and be there for someone else and put your shit on the back burner. But like everyone listening, Giggler's our main character, fucking energy. And remember main characters, shit, she goes bad for them, she goes great for them,
Starting point is 00:37:31 they have bad breakups, they have highs and lows, but like you live that life with that main character energy, like wearing platform heels, main character energy. Main character energy. It goes back to what we said last week when, like you'll get anxious because you're like, everyone thinks this about me or everyone's talking about this about me and then you're like, actually,
Starting point is 00:37:50 and that's like main character energy. But in reality, it's like- That's making it to syndrome. Yeah, that's, yeah. But in reality, no one gives a shit, no one's thinking about it. That is our fucking mental health moment of the day, is that when I'm all hung up on shit,
Starting point is 00:38:03 I remember that no one goes to sleep thinking about me, thinking about me. Like they might have made a comment about me during the day or they might like say something to look cool in front of their friends about me, but when they go to sleep they're worrying about their own shit. Oh, also, what do you think about the hot girl summer like pressure? Like, I feel like everyone's been so much pressure on themselves to be like, this is our hot girl summer, I'm gonna be a slut, I'm gonna be so fucking hot.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Do you wanna be the girls? Keep going. No, just what about the girls who are like, 15 pounds overweight from quarantine? Don't feel like you're good about yourself, how to fucking stressful pandemic. Feel really socially awkward because you forgot how to talk to people like,
Starting point is 00:38:43 what do you think? I think summer in general is fucking annoying. No like I seriously do. There's so much pressure in the summer like if you don't go out one night in the winter people are like I gotta like you're staying in it's so cold out. But if you tell your friend I'm not going out tonight and it's the summer they're like, what are you talking about? My friend Alexa called me literally 50,000 times one weekend and was like, how are you not going out?
Starting point is 00:39:12 Like, it's a lot of pressure in the summer and there's even more pressure because we were locked up last summer to have like this crazy hot girl summer. And like, yes. That's the thing, I'm very bad at when people pressure me me to have fun like even the patients I get like fun anxiety where I'm like okay I'm supposed to have fun. I have four days have fun. Yeah, is this fun? Why am I not having fun? And like you're tuned your head about how to like you forget how to have fun
Starting point is 00:39:36 Yeah, you want it so bad and whenever you try to hard for anything it doesn't happen So summer is like every day is supposed to be so fucking epic like I'll wake up and it's like the sun's out. We gotta go and drink and have so much. I can't. I don't really. I respectfully. Respectfully. And the most respectful manner. Sometimes miss quarantine. Like I miss that. I wasn't pressured to go anywhere and I missed that. No one else was doing anything either. So I didn't have foam.. Can we normalize average hot girl summer? Like sometimes you're hot, sometimes you're not. Yes, please.
Starting point is 00:40:10 It's too much effort. I will also say, when I got hit by the scooter, I was like, not character energy. I was not that excited to go out that night. And it's always the nights where you're like, whatever. This is gonna be like average, that you have the best nights. I had one of the most fun nights that night,
Starting point is 00:40:30 you know, sans getting hit by a scooter. But, sans getting shot. But I just, when you don't force the fun, you don't force the relationship, you don't force the poop, it comes out smooth. Like I weird. Okay, you also wrote Cruel Summer, and I feel like this is a good transition.
Starting point is 00:40:47 What is going on with Cruel Summer? You know that I'm behind on all the trends, and when people start doing it too much, I don't like to do it. What happened? Are you, it's the show. Well, it's a show. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I was talking about, I was talking, I got confused about who someone was watching. What are you talking about? I was talking about the like sex life show that everyone's watching it like that we're gonna dive into okay Wait, let's do sex life first. Yeah, there's an Instagram. It's called Bravo historian I don't know if you guys follow her I love you. Yeah, she's so sweet So she had posted on her Instagram story like is anyone watching this like I just need to know and I was like wait I want to know too because it's one of those shows that like I've been on Netflix every single night
Starting point is 00:41:32 And I keep seeing and I keep watching the ad for like the trailer for it And I'm like, I don't know like I don't whatever and then one night I was just like I'm pulling the trigger It's good like it's definitely a good show, but the sex scenes are fucking wild. I'm only on episode two, so I haven't even gotten to the third episode, which I guess is like a very explosive sex scene, but it's very... Compared to like your show that you loved,
Starting point is 00:42:01 365, how is the sex scene? It's a lot more realistic. This shows a lot more realistic. Like the main character, the girl, is married to this gorgeous guy. She's two kids. She lives this perfect life. And she's like, look, I love him.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I could never imagine not being married to him. But like I had an ex-boyfriend where we had this crazy fucking sex and I just used to be a different person and like what's going on? What do I do? And then it's just all about how... you know she wants a fucker ex-boyfriend and then her husband finds out and then her husband rails her and then she's back in love with her husband. It's just crazy. I think it's very relatable though and like very very real, like I feel like at some point,
Starting point is 00:42:47 I'm gonna be 45 and be like, hmm, how you be fun? I used to be crazy, what happened to her? But then when you are fun and crazy, you're like, I just wanna husband up boring sex when. Yeah, no, sometimes I'm out and it's like 3 a.m. And I'm like, why doesn't someone just tap me on the shoulder and say, babe, let's go home? You I'm like, why doesn't someone just tap me on the shoulder and say, babe, let's go home?
Starting point is 00:43:06 You know, like fuck off, fuck all of you. And then it's the security guard comes and it's like you need to go home. The club is closing. And I manifest that that wrong again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Yeah. Yeah. Dude, the craziest thing is that I literally left the club Friday night and I was like I can't believe that it's closing and we're leaving guys like I was so embarrassed. Whatever, it's so much fun. Also, I do have to say we have been getting some comments that people are like really really upset about our like silent laughter.
Starting point is 00:43:42 What upsets me is that you've never experienced the laugh so good that it becomes silent. But I will tell I will give notes as we edit to have less of the silent laughter and we apologize. But wait, I haven't seen any of the dolphins. I feel like that's when you really know your friend makes you laugh if you have no sound coming out. Yeah, because I could easily fake laugh all the time and be like, wait, they don't like listening to it or they just don't know. They don't like the sound.
Starting point is 00:44:13 They don't like the sound. They don't like that. They don't like that. Well, that makes me laugh. But like, it's like a couple of people who just wanted to vent about something. And I got it. I'm happy that they got to tell us some things.
Starting point is 00:44:28 It's like a yelp review. And we hear you. We hear you and we see you. And we thank you. We stand with you for expressing yourself. It's cruel summer good, should people watch it? Cruel summer is really good. I will say this.
Starting point is 00:44:40 There is a direct correlation to how much you like a show if you don't miss The new episode, you know, so cruel summer is one of those shows that like I missed I had to catch up I was like three episodes behind, but I do really like it. We're like other shows I'm trying to think like where I never miss like succession on H.B.O. and never miss. Okay, okay, okay Like I watch that shit live It's like session back. I don't not yet. I don't think I fucking love that show Okay, but cool someone was really good. I mean crazy plot twists and
Starting point is 00:45:15 Yeah, no, I really liked it. I like getting your initial updates on shows and like two months later I watch it and I go how take yeah, I think the twist Yeah, but I do have kind of very different tastes. I have been very into scripted things though. Like, of course I love reality TV, but I haven't been watching that much of it, and I just watched a movie on Netflix called Good On Paper with that comedian.
Starting point is 00:45:40 With Eliza's Lezinger. Yeah. It's been getting really good reviews. Yeah, it was good. It was really cute. Yeah. It was cute. Yeah, she has a career that I love and I look up to because she's been grinding in our lives.
Starting point is 00:45:51 You give me her vibes. You give me her vibes a lot. Yeah, thank you. If you guys haven't watched her Netflix specials, they're very entertaining. She does very funny voices and analyzes the female mind a lot. Yeah, she's good. The movie was good.
Starting point is 00:46:06 It was funny. There were a lot of parts that I legitimately laughed out loud. I love when you laugh out loud when you're alone, because that's when you know it's real. It's really funny. That's when you know you're still a single. Also, once Paige and I watched a comedy with a guy, and we knew that he wasn't right for us, because we thought it was not funny, and he thought it was great, and we knew for a wasn't right for us because we thought it was not funny and he thought it was great and we knew for a fact it wasn't funny Wait, jog my memory?
Starting point is 00:46:30 Just say what we want This was Hampton's house Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I was like, this awkward things were page and I, we were vibing like I was like, and her, she was looking at me and like, two hours and I was like, okay, enough! And page was like, thank you! And then he was like, wait, that was really good. This is like really good. And we were like, oh!
Starting point is 00:46:56 I was like, do you have eyeballs? And a brain, this movie's trash! Get it off my TV! I do think you can't marry someone. I was like, I do have to say, Bo Burn them. I am not offended by people who didn't like it It was like very interesting. Yeah, and you did think parts of it was funny But yeah, it's not like come but like at no point are you gonna see? Watch something comedically and have a really different opinion on me. I feel like no
Starting point is 00:47:23 And that's I know like any stand up you tell me to watch. I think it's funny. But sometimes lately I've been trying to get too cool and be like this one's like really different and crazy. When you get really hard stand up. When you get hard see I'm like, okay. So I've been like scared to ask you about front page news because like shit is hitting the fan and I'm literally scared to read stuff because I'm like okay if this happened to Brittany like why am I alive you know
Starting point is 00:47:49 okay how about just how fucking crazy our world is the whole Brittany things come like going on and then all of a sudden bam Bill Cosby's out of jail like who the fuck saw that coming I just did a TikTok making fun of our like when you manifest wrong yeah a TikTok where they go Can I have a blueberry muk muk-muffin? Yeah, and then they go and they answer Yeah, and they answer with the wrong thing so I was like manifesting freedom for Britney Spears and then they're like Bill Cosby and it's like no but I
Starting point is 00:48:20 Haven't looked into the bill cause be thing too deeply because it's like pretty deeply upsetting to me, but it sounds like the judicial system failed us. So here's what happened. He was in jail for three years, and the Pennsylvania Supreme Court threw out his 2018 conviction, and it was charges of drugging and sexually assaulting this woman in 2004. of drugging and sexually assaulting this woman in 2004. He has had over 50 people. That would literally be him getting out of jail would literally be like, if Harvey Weinstein
Starting point is 00:48:55 could just walk to like the amount of girls that have come forward and been like, and have like the same similar experiences too. Yeah, is wild to me. So he's out of jail. The thing that's so crazy is like, I was talking to one of my guy friends about this. Like, I don't think that guys really, really understand
Starting point is 00:49:16 that like we just as women have just such a different mindset. And we don't realize it either because like we're so used to it, but like even just walking out of your apartment. Like, we think very different things when we walk out of our apartment. Like, today I was walking to get my nails done, and I was like, oh shit, are my, can you see my nipples right through my shirt?
Starting point is 00:49:36 Like, that's awkward. And then I was thinking, I was like, wow, but like, if you saw guys nipples through a shirt, no, I'm gonna give a fuck. And then I put my shirt that I had on over it, like, to cover my boobs, if you saw guys in a pool, see a shirt, no, I'm gonna give a fuck. And then I put my shirt that I had on over it to cover my boobs, because they didn't have a bra on. And I was just like, this is crazy. You know, like, nothing I wanna walk around my tits out.
Starting point is 00:49:54 But like, yeah, you're ever walking to your city at night with a guy at like, 1 a.m. And you turn to him and you're like, you know, I couldn't be doing this if I was alone right now. And he's like, oh my god. And you're like, you know, I couldn't be doing this if I was alone right now. And he's like, oh my God. And you're like, no, like this is like, how bad things happen if I was like
Starting point is 00:50:10 in the Stark Alley alone. But it's like people treat you so differently too when you're like with a man versus when you're alone. Insane. I had a guy like follow me a couple blocks. Like I was on the phone with my mom and she could hear him kind of harassing me. Like, oh, you have a boyfriend, you have a boyfriend, whatever. And my mom was like, stay on the phone with my mom and she could hear him kind of harassing me like like
Starting point is 00:50:25 oh you have a boyfriend you have boyfriend whatever and my mom was like stay on the phone with me I'm like yeah she like distracting me like I don't but she's like stay on the phone with me and He you like shouldn't engage really but then if you ignore sometimes they get more mad So I just turned him and I was like I'm sorry. I'm engaged Which like no Okay, no character Energy I'm so sorry, I'm engaged. Which like, you know, probably to make a character energy. I'm scared to find my husband.
Starting point is 00:50:49 I go, I'm lit it, because you know they think you're lying. I was like, sorry, not looking for anyone. They was like, I'm engaged. And he was like, oh, you think you're fucking richer than me? And he started like getting mad at me. And I was like, no, you're richer than me. Yeah, I didn't buy this. I have no money.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Nothing. Eventually, he stopped. But like, my mom was on the phone with me and she was freaking out. But anyway, long story short, being a woman is hard. No, it's so hard. Especially if you're Britney Spears right now. This is the thing, Paige.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Yeah. We don't have all the information. And when campaigns become like social media and they become generic, people stop looking at details, it's like we want a free Brittany, but like is something happening that I'm missing? Yeah, I'm not understanding. Like after she gave that testimony, like that the judge would not remove her father and like even said, I think what is the quote? The filing states that the court found Brittany to be substantially unable to manage his or her
Starting point is 00:51:50 financial resources or to resist fraud or undo influence. Now, Brittany is basically saying, so her conservorship is with her dad and this other woman, which what is the, what the fuck? Her last name is Montgomery. It's like an attorney. And the dad is apparently in charge of everything financial.
Starting point is 00:52:09 This other woman is in charge of everything medically. Okay, but Brittany says fuck both of them. Like they're both not doing their shit. Like the way they should be doing. So she wants both of them out. She said in court that she actually thinks that both of them should be in jail. This Montgomery person said that like she's always been an advocate for Britney and Britney's basically like fuck off, not true.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Here's what I think is wild. Britney's fucking sister. Because look, I understand that and I'm looking at this from like not a legal point, obviously, and not that it's like Britney Spears, I'm looking at it from like a very sentimental situation. People have horrible parents. Like sometimes you just get born into a family and your parents fucking suck. When it's your sibling, that's also trying to fuck you over.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I just think God, like I was, you know, so blessed to have this. I can't imagine my sibling doing that. Like I almost think it's worse than her fucking dad. Well, it's like when enough people come together and say that someone is a type of way, like people will believe it, especially when it's people who are close to you. Like your whole family. Yeah. So it's like, what did you think of Jamie's Instagram stories, which definitely didn't run by a PR person?
Starting point is 00:53:37 No, her PR is like, hello. Um, dude, I don't know how you can go and say something online. Like to everyone when like there's legal things that you can look up and like prove that what you're saying is untrue. Like her being like, I've never taken a dollar from Brittany and like, I've only just wanted my sister to be happy. Like, what are you talking about? You're one of like the sole conservator.
Starting point is 00:54:03 You're like involved. Like you do get paid from her. Yeah. like what are you talking about? You're one of like the sole conservator. You're like involved. Like you do get paid from her. Yeah. I do think that it was like frustration where she was getting a lot of hate towards her. So she just wanted to be like, I would say I love my sister.
Starting point is 00:54:15 When it's, there's just must be, you know, it's like there's so much more dark shit going on that you don't know. It's like when you watch a reality TV show and two people hate each other and you're like, they don't just hate each other because of this, like what actually happened? Like what's the dark?
Starting point is 00:54:28 Well yeah, it's also like 12 years. We don't know every single fight and we don't know everything not that we're at all not on team Brittany and we are 1,000% team Brit. But like there's definitely more shit that's gonna come out, like this is not done. Yeah, and then they showed an old clip of one of Britney's,
Starting point is 00:54:49 I don't know if it was her manager or something that was basically years ago saying, how would you feel if you had no control over your life? And the family had spread rumors that he had drug her or something. And basically guys, when you see people trying to like people have motives for shit is all I have to say. And this is just the beginning of the Britney story. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:55:15 I just I can't wrap my fucking head around that like this is her family like the soul people who are supposed to protect her. Um, wait, let's do a nice story to end front page news. Yeah. What do you think about Kim Kardashian and Skims being the official apparel of the Olympics? I'm proud of her because I feel like they people have talked so much shit
Starting point is 00:55:41 about like her having no talent, da-da-da. But like that is really legit stuff, which means that Skims is of the quality that Olympic athletes want to be fitted in it. That's pretty cool. I don't know the details of it, but. Take my money. She's making all of the lounge wear
Starting point is 00:56:00 and in between shit and it looks sick. And you can also, like it'll be available to like the public. That's awesome. I also think, I think they've low key inspired each other. That's why you've just surround yourself with powerful women because I feel like Kylie stepped up her game and Kim was like, bitch is gonna step up her game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:22 And like business wise, they've done so well. Like, you know, Kylie's gonna be doing, I don't know, the makeup for the ice skaters. Hard to believe. I also think we need to normalize like a Courtney moment where Courtney is like, I don't, some people want to chase fame and success to like fulfill whatever like thing they think will bring
Starting point is 00:56:47 happiness for them. Some people have happiness as like existing, being with their family, eating healthy, pushing, which sounds like a fun, like far. She is crushing it though. I think push is like the new Gwyneth Paltrow. It's the new group. Push is the new group. Pouches the new group. And I do think what we can learn from the Kardashians
Starting point is 00:57:08 is you cannot make five-year plans for your life. Like Kim Kardashian, when she was working for Paris, and doing some sex tapes, couldn't everyone know in your thought that she was going to develop a line for the Olympics. I know, that's crazy. So don't limit yourself. Don't think that you can oversimplify your life
Starting point is 00:57:26 because you don't know what's gonna happen in your future. Look at that positive ending. I think that's a way to end this pod. I mean, look at that main character energy. Yeah, I also just really have to pay. Same. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. And we'll be back in the studio soon.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Don't worry, check us out out patreon.com slash giggly squad to get our merch giggly squad. Oh, wait, I- Wait, before we go, I want to tell someone something. I want to tell the gigglers that today, I have a massive pimple on my chin and I wore a pimple patch out in the public all day long. So you can't work.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah, it's helping. But like no one could really notice. I also didn't give a flying. Fuck. But like I did. Main character energy. Yeah, main character. Main character energy.
Starting point is 00:58:13 OK, guys, we'll talk see you later. Bye. you

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