Giggly Squad - Giggling about super tampons, Christina vs. Britney, and showering with a guy

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

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What's up my G-wagans? Rich! I'm not gonna lie, that came to me just now. That's a good one. Remember when I had a G-wagon? You were fucking a G-wagon. Sure was. You know how like if you know a girl and her name's like Becky and she was like mean to you in high school, you can never like name your daughter Becky. That's how I feel about G-wagans. Like I could never actually have one now. She's saying her ex had a G-wagans. No one has a grip between the lines.

I mean, there's so many G-wagans in LA. I'm like, I get it. Yeah, we get it. Get it. You guys get a lot of money on Instagram. I get it. In LA, at one point, I was walking my hotel and there was like a sick car outside and people were just outside taking photos of it.

They pretending it was theirs. I just take pictures of the car. Yeah, like they were just admiring this like sick car and the guy was like revving the engine and I was like, is this where we are in as a community? It's 2021. The world's burning, okay. I always hated that whenever, okay, I used to date a guy in college. And like when he would drive away from my house,

he would like rev his engine, which like, I don't know why guys do that. No one thinks it's cool. And every single time he would pull away, my mom would look at me and be like, he's a punk. And I hope you know that. When ever someone revs their engine,

you're like, aw, well, yeah, it's like annoying. What are you over-commentating for, bro? He was over-commentating for a lot. You want to have a cool car, but you also don't want to look like you're trying too hard and it's a thin line. But G-wagon's a hot car, but... It's definitely a...

Why am I talking about cars like I know anything about cars or anyone would ever let me get in a car and drive a car. You don't have a license, it's actually illegal for you to get in a car. Yeah, it does, was talking about like two nubs the other day and I was like I don't speak car, so yeah. This conversation is wasting both our times. Have you seen that TikTok where it's like girls are texting their boyfriends about like all this like car lingo and every boyfriends like who's telling you this?

And she's them they're like, what are you talking about? Like I know this and they're like, I know for a fact that you don't know this shit. I love the TikToks. Were they'll send like an eyelash curler photo and be like, what is this? And the guy will try to guess what it is. Or like literally a tampon photo and be like, what is this? And the guy will try to guess what it is or like literally a tampon. They're like, what is this? The guy

doesn't know. I love the ones where it's like, you ask your boyfriend to go get you a tampon. He brings it and you're like, no, like the lemon flavored. And they're anyway, they're flavored. Or the guy who brings his girlfriend back this just super tampons and she's like what are you trying to say I have a wide gaping vagina and he's like no I thought you were super you're vagina super I love however it was doing tampon sizes they were like really small and super yeah super so aggressive it's like

no what are the sizes? Like regular? Then there's like light. Light. Regular, light. Yes, because I, I mean, I always use super. They either use super or I'm using light. But remember when you were little and you were afraid that you didn't have a tiny vagina?

Yeah. I still got afraid of that. And like, I'm not about to ask, like, you know, girl knows if their vagina is actually tiny. Like, guys will tell you, like, oh, it's so toyed. I actually know for a fact that I have a small one, because in, like, the end of high school beginning of college I kept getting UTIs and I actually had to go to the doctor and get like a camera stuck up my vagina to see if like my uterus was tilted and my doctor was like no you just have like an abnormally

small like canal so like it gets irritated and I was like, I'm sorry. Did you just tell me? You've got the highest vagina known to man. No, but some girls, they're like path to the hymen. I know that's not Dr. Lingo, but the way to get to the hymen can be like shorter. Yeah, but we're all beautiful flowers. This is what we're trying to say. Exactly.

But for real people, made you feel like you either had a tiny vagina or like a massive vagina. Guys don't know, they're just happy to be involved. Also, yeah, they're just happy to be there. And like, if he has a shrimp dick,

that's his fault. That's not his fault. What's going on, Hannah? What's happening with you? I'm merch dropped. I'm merch dropped. I, okay, at first, my favorite was the allegedly. It's like a Coke bottle and Spowe red, classic font.

I just think it's like fun, but now the more I wear the merch, the upside down smiley, I feel myself in it. It's so sick. I can can be managed on the back. I like when there's font on the back way we can't be managed on the back and it kind of hits you with a surprise you know what I mean. I like that it's also just like the timing of everything. Like we did our first live show in Philly for two nights and we sold it out and it was so much fun. Then we dropped our new merch but our merch was like flashback to when we first started Giggly Squad,

because I can't be managed, and allegedly, we're like the only things we said. Yeah, we said allegedly every three seconds. And then we were like, we're lacking just like a normal Giggly Squad one, and I love the tan. I love the tan. It's easy, I mean, we love a set, and it's easy to wear it at any time of the tan. I love the tan. It's easy. I mean, we love a set and it's easy to wear it

at any time of the year. And like for anything, like whether you're laying in the house or you're actually like going out somewhere and you're throwing on like sneakers. Now that it's cold, I'm living in my sweats. Oh, living. I mean, I'm in Delaware,

so I'm in the most, like, home, meet your parents, boyfriends, home outfits ever, which is like, Kru-neck, cashmere sweaters. I've never seen Paige wear a higher neck. And just white. You never wear white. I'm not even wearing makeup. I'm being so fucking wholesome.

Wait, do my room, you had fake eyelashes all the time? Do you, do you ever get them done anymore? So what's the rule? So interesting that you bring that up, Hannah, because I was literally thinking about it the other day. I used to not be able to go without fake eyelashes. I stopped getting them when we went into quarantine, obviously. Like, I was supposed to go and get them filled literally the day everything shut down. And I haven't thought about it since because

there's something lovely about itching your eye. Oh, right. Anything better. So great to just like rub your eye and not have to worry about fake lashes falling out. Do you remember when in quarantine, they were like, whatever you do, don't touch your face. And I was like, no! It's bleeding my biggest join life is touching my face. I'll pop pimples all day long. I just want to have my hand on my face at all times.

I haven't really thought about getting them redone because I like being able to touch my eye and I feel like my real lashes are like grown now, like out and like normal. Does it fuck up your real lashes? Oh my God, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. That's just like when you break your nails

and you're like, I have to wait for the cycle to come back. Like you have to wait for them to go through their cycles. But now that we're doing live shows, we'll see how many we're gonna do, but it's just so much easier to have fake eyelashes than to do the whole rigamarole sometimes. Yeah, rigamarole is a great rigamarole we should say more. Rigamarole. I'll see you every day as a fucking rigamarole. No, it really is. It also makes me think of like, rabbit lilies and the greenie. It really is it also makes me think of like rabbit eyes and the green

Like if Nana was like I made fresh rig of my role. I would believe that was a dish Oh side note Nana still got an Instagram is going through it I don't mean to laugh, but she was shopping at Coles who knows what that bitch was doing at Coles and Somehow she fell she broke her hip a while ago. Oh my God. She's a tough woman. She recovered from that. She's had breast cancer. She's recovered from that.

She still looks stunning. We thought she broke her hip again, and we were like, fuck, like she's active surgery. So she, which is a whole rigmarole. A whole, that is a fucking rigmarole. So she she it's just a fracture, but she's in the hospital and I call her I'm like, na na are you okay? And she goes I can order anything I want from the menu When they bring it immediately and I'm like like she thinks she's in a hotel She's like the view from the the window was beautiful. She's used to like taking care of my papa my

Pop is a mess because my papa's a mess. Because my papa's, we called him, we're like, would you eat this morning? He's like, I had leftovers from last week, but they're running out. I don't know what I'm gonna do. So, oh my God. And if you can, if you can, he's not go to the hotel.

Now I think she's in a hotel. He has to wait till like 2 p.m. to go to the hospital. He's the one. To go to the hospital. So anyone, message Nana still got an Instagram. Tell her you're thinking about her, makes her day. Honestly, she's been getting so much attention from this hip fracture.

I think it's getting her through the pain. I messaged her and I was like, Nana, I have no doubt in my mind that you're still glam as fuck. Right now. Did she just took a photo from the hotel? I was so full glam. I was like, how did this even happen? And I like didn't see it at first.

And then I was on the Giggly squad of cow. And that's how I saw it. And I texted Hannah, I was like, you're with the fuck happened in Anna. OK, he texted me like, is your Nana good? And I'm like, yeah, she's loving life. But thank goodness, it's just tough. She's gotten older.

Yeah. She can't prance around coals like she used to. You know how it is when you're doing good. You know how it is when you don't have good goods. And you just kind of black out. You're having too much fun. You fall. Also, what's going on in my life? I went to a wedding yesterday.

How was that? It was fun, but I was one of those last minute invites. Oh, what does that mean? So she's grew up with her. I have a lot of family friends from Shelter Island and she's like my brother's age. So I'm closer to her older sister. Three days ago, she's like,

hey, I had some people drop out. You wanna come to my wedding? I'm like, I know everyone at the wedding and I was like, let's fucking go. Yeah. Does couldn't go because he had comedy, but I'll take that last minute invite and I've had last minute invites before and you sit in this kind of rejection table'll take that last minute invite. And I've had last minute invites before,

and you sit in this kind of rejection table of like random last minute, almost like the kids' table, but worse. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly like the misfits. And but now I do weddings like I'm taking notes. I'm like, I was just gonna say that,

like do you go to weddings now, almost like you're scouting? I had a full scout wedding moment and she was hilarious. The bride was like, oh, I'll send you the contact to my florist, I'll send you this, I'll send you our playlist, I was like, it's okay, focus on your wedding right now. Yeah, like have fun. But this is my thing.

I don't like knowing how the sausage is made. And now I kind of know how this, I like to go to a wedding and be like, oh, cocktail hour random, how do we get here? We're now I'm like, okay, cocktail hour should have been 10 minutes ago. Yeah. I don't know how to say that. Wait, that's hilarious.

Like I know too much about like how a wedding supposed to be now that I'm like, okay, now I'm just in my head about it. Where you know before you just kind of follow the flow of people, you just keep drinking. Yeah, I totally got that. You're like, oh, interesting choice of color palette. Okay. I was made in like a girl factory, so like I've always gone to weddings and been like, oh, I want to chose that.

Would not have done jumbo shrimp at the cocktail. I'm like, I've never thought about weddings at all and now I'm like thinking of all the decisions and shit, but what I do have to say is that shit goes by fast. Yeah, I know people always say like you don't, not that you don't remember your wedding, but that it goes by so quickly that you don't have time to even like get drunk or like, because you're talking to so many people. Yeah, you don't even eat your meal.

Yeah, like it's so much pressure. I have a question, are you going to, you know how like it's like, sometimes people do like their head table, which is like their bridal party, or they do just like them and their husband at a separate table. I've even been to weddings where they did the table and it was like each person's immediate family. And that was the table, which I thought was really fun. The table. Seat assignments are very important for the func

way. I can just picture Nana being like, oh no, Hannah, you can't put Aunt Marsha next to Jill. They don't get along. How did you not know that? I want drama. People like, oh, I don't want drama. I'm like, I want the drama. I want at least three girls crying in the bathroom for some for a different reason who was so funny because I'm not like In the friend group of these people, but I'm a family friend So I was in the bathroom and I was like, you know having my I always have diarrhea at weddings

You know like I chugged like a belly shot and then I went dancing and I'm like that's like shaking a self-serve like Put the bitch in the bathroom immediately. It's about to go, who chucks a belly shot? It's a liquor, like, dessert. It was like, whole milk and you know, I forgot my lactate. So I was sitting in the bathroom and I hear like, Catherine's dancing on Steve. Can you believe she's dancing on Steve? And they were like, of course, she's dancing on Steve. She's dancing on everyone.

And I was so invested in this girl. And then, what's funny about weddings recently, and I'm not trying to pack, get this squad on the back, but you just go to a random wedding by the time the girls start to get drunk. They get good start to come out. Stop. So like at first, you know, no one's saying shit. Yeah. There's a certain time in the wedding.

It's happened to my brothers' wedding too. Girls start to get drunk, because they come up to you and they're like, I just listening on chicks in the office and I saw you on Page Had live show. And we was talking, I love you guys. Someone who was giving out like food, one of the waitresses was like,

No way. Big gigler and I go, hey, you come to me first with that shrimp cocktail, okay? You get the coconut shrimp, be lined to me, okay? You're a real gig, show your support for bringing the tray here first. Wait, that's hilarious. I haven't been to a wedding yet where that's happened,

but I expect the next wedding to go to. Because it's all girls are age. Yeah. Also just side housekeeping, I am going to Maryland this upcoming weekend Baltimore and I have four shows. So tell your friends. Um, wait, I'm going to be in Baltimore. What the fuck are you doing in Baltimore? Is that near Delaware?

I don't know where Baltimore is. Yeah, yes. I'm going to be in Baltimore on Sunday to go to the Ravens game, you know, Kreg and his sports stuff. Do you guys want to come to my comedy show that night? When is it Sunday night? Saturday night.

I think it's Friday and Saturday night. Oh, no. I won't be in Baltimore then. You're going to a lot of sports games that you must really like this guy. No, I do, but here's the other thing. I'll go to the sports games, okay? I'll do it.

I'll eat the hot dogs, I'll drink the drinks, I'll cheer for the team. I'll pretend like I know, I'll pretend like I'm nervous. Like we're not gonna get the ball back, you know? I'm like I won't be able to handle this loss if it happens. I'm a great actress. You're invested.

I draw the damn line When Craig tries to give me a peril to wear That's where I That's where I stop it and he's so cute and he's so innocent and he bought me these Baltimore Ravens gloves And I know that he's the type of personality that like if I don't wear them He's gonna think that I don't like them, which I don't. But I feel so bad and he's gonna personality that if I burn them, he's gonna think I don't like them, which is super weird of him. But he's so adorable. And then I try and like relate it to real life. I'm like, okay, well how would I feel if I bought him a sweater and like told him to wear this outfit and he didn't wear it? I'd be like, hello? Like, do not like that?

And I would get pissed. Men have such simple brains. He likes to wear Baltimore Ravens attire. So he's like, I want to share my love of the Ravens with Paige. But does he not understand that your model-esque long, beautiful fingers are not meant to be covered by a Baltimore Ravens uncomfortable? What is what kind what are they made out of? I don't feel like they're plastic. I threw them on the floor. No, they're like woven, but they're all these different colors and Ravens are purple and black, which like clashing Yeah, I wore like a hat and I was like okay cool So he's fine with me just wearing a hat. He's trying to deck me out

And I'm like you wear it in the car with him. That's what I think there's people in your vicinity Chuck them and then no, this is what I do lose them then, no, this is what I do. Lose them. Oh shit! I left them. I just lose my love. I'm everywhere. Keep leaving them.

The first time he's going to remember, first time he's going to see you left him and be like, oh my god, you almost forgot these. And he'll be like, oh, my, thank you so much. Thank you for remembering. OK, here's the other thing though. The Googlers DM Craig and Snitch on me. If I find out, and I will Then any gigglers say pay page doesn't like the gloves

blocked Okay, gigglers. I don't know what you guys think this is but this is a community built on trust This is a safe space this is a safe space and We don't need to be going behind each other's backs You know what they do when you try and leave Siontology, that's what we do too. They go to your house, they find you. We will pull up some dark shit from your past. Just say anything about the globs.

So anyway, so that's where I'm at. I mean, I'm probably gonna wear them. There's a thing, you were an independent woman and relationships are about compromise. If that makes him smile and that makes him happy, no one knows me a Baltimore, I go at them. I had to say sorry the other day, like relationships are about compromise. I would never say sorry.

What did you have to say sorry for? I clogged the drain with all my hair and he had to get it out with a hanger. Oh my god. And I was like, that's my hair. And he had to get it out with a hanger. Oh my God. And I was like, that's your hair. And he's like, I'm gonna be like. And he was like, he was like, I don't even mind that it's like clogged

in the water, you know the water gets high when it's clogged. Yeah. And he's like, it just gets slippery and it's unsafe. And I was like, I don't like it because I pee in it and then I just stand on my own pee. And he was like, Hannah! And I was like, sorry.

You just everyone not pee in the shower. Where else am I supposed to be? Yeah, everyone pees in the shower. Also girls like their showers lava hot because we're related to Satan. And when you put hot water on you, it makes you want to pee. I don't understand what the deal is with guys being like, oh my god, the shower's so hot.

Literally, I was getting in the shower this morning and Craig says when Craig goes, that shower is gonna reach temperatures it's never reached before. And I was like, do you just try and insult me at 10 a.m. For my shower temperatures? Like, lukewarm showers because they're boring. Yeah, I don't get it.

I'm so excited. I wanna know the science behind it. Well, it is because we're really in the same, I looked at it it. I want to know the science behind it. Well, it is because we're really in the same, I looked at it and we like start to feel like we're home. But when you're in a guy's shower, do you ever purposely leave your hair on the back of the shower wall? So to mark your territory. Um, are you have you ever been in a guy's shower and there's a hair on it that you know is not his hair and you're like Oh, interesting. That I haven't but when Craig and I first like started hanging out or like started dating when I was at his house one time

I did leave a bobby pin on like his one side of his dresser to see if it was still there when I came back and if You know there was any other girls there knew that like someone was here and left a bobby pin. So yeah, I did like sneaky shit like that. I love this like subconscious battle going on that the men have no idea about it. I did see a TikTok of a girl being like if you get in your boyfriend's car take like the passenger mirror like down or the what's it called? The mirror. Yeah, the mirror thing. Yeah, the mirror thing.

Take it down and slide where the mirror opens just a little bit, then put it back up. And the next time you're in the car, if it's shut, a girl was in there. Also with showers, what I hated dating earlier in the 20s is when you go to a guys place and you have to shower and they don't have conditioner and like your girls leaving with Fordredlox if there's like that is chaotic energy for me. What do you do? It's chaotic. Do you want to know what I did? Yeah

That was such an evil laugh Yeah, because this was like one of the craziest things I've ever done Craig and I were literally dating for I'm not kidding like three weeks and I kept but I kept going down to Charleston and I would have to bring all my hair stuff, all my makeup, all my like shower things and that takes up half your suitcase. In Charleston like the weather there and how the clothes I have to pack, that's a whole separate thing. But I literally just Amazon primed all my stuff. Like all the shampoo and conditioner I use, all my hair stuff, I bought an extra blow dryer.

I already had enough makeup that I made a makeup bag that lives in Charleston. And when I tell you, I had boxes and boxes from Amazon delivered to Craig's. Did you warn him? No. He's just like, he was popular. One day he was like, I have so many packages. I have to open them.

And I was like, oh yeah, I shipped a few things there just to keep. And he was like, oh, that was really smart. By day three of boxes, he was like, it's enough. But I have my own bathroom there. So I get ready in a separate bathroom. It is so smart to have a makeup bag somewhere that you always go, because one day you're gonna forget

your makeup bag. And then you have to go to Sephora and spend $347 to just get your bag back. You'd be proud of me. I spent $250. It's a four without blinking and I. What did you get? I got like a smokey shiny thing for your eye from Charlotte Tilbury. I love Charlotte Tilbury. The pillow talk medium.

As you shake. As I bought the light, I need to get the medium and you love. And I put the Fenty lip gloss on top Then I just I'm like scared to have the Sephora people do my makeup because then I'll literally buy everything so I just like Guest my fenty color and bought like a fenty foundation, which was risky if you Guesting your own foundation color is you should go because, yeah, that's chaotic energy. Um, people that can like, guess it online, I'm like, what are you, one magician? You don't know.

Oh, no, no. You know, I get every lip color wrong. I order the wrong lip color every time. Okay. Here's a trick, uh, for the Charlotte Tilbury stuff, the pillow talk lipstick. If you get the lip liner, whatever the shades are, like they have them listed online, I can't think of like what the actual talk lipstick. If you get the lip liner, whatever the shades are, like they have them listed online, I can't think of like what the actual shade is, but like the shade darker than pillow talk lip liner. If you do that on your lips and we have like pretty

similar skin color and then do the pillow talk lipstick and then like a lip gloss and make sure lips look so fucking big huge huge huge huge Yeah, um, oh final shower question. Hmm. I don't think guys realize how often we use their razors on our pubes Cuz I'll have to say Their razors are better. Yeah, quick editing. Yeah right before their razors are better. It'd be quick editing. Yeah. Right before their razors are superior. Next thing you know, I'm doing a full razor on my entire body inside my butt hole, out to my butt hole, inside my labia,

outside my labia. I'm eyebrows down, wet seal. And I know that they use it on their face. Or they use it on their balls too. Yeah, they use it too. I went into Craig shower one time. There was like, his razor had like a 360 ball. I was like, we're getting in there. We are a baby's bottom everywhere. Why are men's razor so much better when

all we do is shave? All we do is shave. Venus, if you don't come out with a 360 ball head that absolutely twists around everything on me, what are you doing? I use my razors. I buy men's razors. Yeah, to the point where I, if they're called like power, I literally raved about this razor so much that Craig bought a whole pack and was like, stop. Just use on. Just use on. Just use this one. It's fucked up, it's like the pink tax. They know we're gonna keep buying

the shitty feminine razors. When I don't need a feminine razor, I need a masculine razor. On my fucking stick ass hair. Yeah. I go everywhere and I always have a razor on me. Nope. You never, that, see, and I always have a razor on me You never that see you should always have a razor and a nail clipper. I have it somewhere in my suitcase I saw this thing on TikTok months ago and I ordered it on Amazon and I just keep it in my bag

I've never used it, but it's in my bag. It's like a circle Like I'll find the link and I'll post it on the Giggly Squad Instagram. It's like this circle and it has three or four like notches on it. You twist it, razor. Twist it again, soap. Twist it again, little bottle that you fill with water. You have a full glamping kit. Full glamping. I saw some makeup stuff where it's like, it looks like a pen. You know those pens in high school that were different colors that you'd press down

and you get a different color pen in that one pen? They'll do that with like eyeliner, lip liner, like lipstick and like bronzer, like they do it all in one pen. Wait, look, I made that up. It's somewhere. Yeah, yeah, recently, because we've been traveling so much,

it's like these little things are cool. And like you, it's literally always the time when you need makeup is when you're like, I'm not bringing makeup out tonight. And then something happens and you're like, yep. Does anyone have a concealer? You always need floss. Because I'm that girl that like right before an important thing, something it stuck in my tooth. You want to know why I don't bring floss is because

I am somewhat of a Maghiva. And I've learned that if you just pull out a strand of hair, that also works. See, I've, I have done that before and I'm so happy brought that up, but it's a whole regular role. If you don't know what it is, it's a whole regular role because you're like, am I really gonna, yep, I am. But there's once, you know those moments where there's something in your tooth that you can't get out. And you just start panicking, you're like,

I need an official flaw. So that's my thing, it flaws. And then if you panicking, you're like, I need an official floss. So that's my thing, floss. And then if you break a nail, I like to be able to cut my nail. And then, like a mascara or like a lip or something, God forbid, you're having a bad feeling. You should get those floss stick things.

Those look violent to me. Like those look like little texts. But it has a point on the end, so you can like poke. We can use them for self-defense too. You would hurt yourself with it now that I think about it. Put him in between your fingers and stab someone. Yeah.

Do you have any? What? From page 1. I mean, I have this time. It was time. Let's talk about, let's like really talk about. Because I have a lot of theories, but they're actually wavering on Kim and Pete. Wow. So they were spotted out for the first time in Palm Springs,

like holding hands. I watched the video of them, like, her getting out of the car, aside from knowing she's wearing Yeezy's in it. What you just thought was like interesting. She's getting out of the car and she's like walking and grabs his hand for like, I'm not kidding, point two seconds, a millisecond. But the way that she grabbed his hand and look, I can appreciate a spectacle. I really can. So I don't get mad at a fake relationship because they're famous and I want to watch them whatever. But

there was something so in my gut that I I was like that just seemed weird the way she grabbed his hand. And then I kept like looking up more like I feel like honestly I think conspiracy theories and then TikTok just gives me conspiracy theories. There was a lot of people saying that this was timing because of the astral world. I mean, he's getting sued by like 200 different people, millions and millions and millions of dollars. Someone even said like a billion dollars or something.

Yeah, and it also was like devastating what happened. Devastating. The fact that it wasn't like the first time something crazy like this has happened at one of his concerts? Which is he has wild concerts. They're about like crowd surfing and the crowd just losing their mind. He's known for having like volatile concerts. Yeah.

I literally watched a video a couple of years ago of a concert a couple of years ago that was him being like telling the crowd to like beat up this one guy in the crowd. It's like his brand. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck is going on? So a lot of people think that it's fake because it's covering up that whole situation, which could be true. Then a lot of people think that it's fake because she never finished law school. Then we just stop talking about that.

Then a lot of people think it's fake because they think that she wants to change her career into a more comedy role, which I don't know what she would do. And then there's people that think that it's real. And then I think there's people who think that she wants to jump on this crazy excitement for her sister and Travis and MGK. And like jump on that like tatted boy. Yep. If you do put all of their pictures together,

it does look like, OK, Kim Strasache is left out. She's going to be like, Kim had to get a that, she's left out. She's gonna look like that. Kim had to get a grungy guy that's not hot either. You know? Maybe he's her type because he's creative. I mean, she's definitely no stranger to a tall, like a little bit out there type of personality. But also Chris Huffrey's, did he have a personality?

We don't really know. Maybe he was really funny. My wasn't getting Kanye has like a little out there. I mean, I'm Team Rage. And then other people are also saying that like that there's like a show coming out. In my investigation of journalism, which means me hanging out with some comics at night, you know I had to do some digging for the games broad. Yeah, because does he go do stand-up a lot?

So he isn't like right now like doing other projects, but he came up with the guys that are in New York City. Right. They all knew him. He's doing stand-ups since he was like 16 or younger. And what I heard was that their sex is crazy and they're having really great sex. Then you know what? Then you know what? Good for that. That's all I heard. And that's all I care about.

Because at the end of the day, that's all you want. That's all you want in a relationship is like someone that you're like, I can't keep my hands off of you and you're fun. I mean, ultimately, whatever Kim wants, she deserves. Like, whatever love she wants in her life. Who knows what she's been dealing with the last couple years?

And you know, when you get out of like, a serious relationship, what's the first thing you do? You wanna have a cute boy toy? Yeah, you wanna have like a fun, like, let's just vibe and like pretend we're dating, but we're actually not serious. And then you're like so much more yourself because there's no pressure. So no wonder their sex is popping off. I can't talk about sex.

I can't talk about sex at my boyfriend's parents' house. It like immediately feels weird wrong. Yeah, like smells like his parents in there like lavender sense no it's literally the holiest place ever there's Christmas trees in every room there's moving santa's and I'm here talking about Kim Kardashian getting banged by Pete Davidson when I'm trying to be a wholesome daughter-in-. You need to like sage yourself after this podcast and then go back down stairs. Like all we discussed was the word of God and the miracle of Christmas, which we do

love, big Christmas stands, but I do have to say about K-M-P, they don't have to be public about it. say about Kim and Pete, they don't have to be public about it. Right. They don't, like, uh, well, it was the last time you and Craig went on a roller coaster. Right. Like, it's not like you have to go on roller coasters when you're dating. Like, I know Derek Jeter dated his wife Hannah. It could have been me, but it wasn't. Like, on the low for years before anyone even realized. And Derek Chidey's the public eye every single day.

And she could have easily been sitting it. Like they went, fucking, I hate to bring it up, but Alex Cooper has managed to pretty much hide her significant other. And she's like, you guys are purposely putting it out there and the question is what? If you want to keep something like a little tight lift, it's very easy to deny, deny, and not be seen out.

No one really knew how long I was seeing Craig. They think they knew, and they thought that was a PR stunt. But I was like, oh my god, I'd be way better at a PR stunt. It is nice to not hide something. It is nice to just be yourself. That's true. But also you know that the second it goes public, then you have to deal with all this stuff, which is high anxiety for a couple. Especially in a very, very fresh new whatever they're doing. But beat seems to kind of like not mind this like putting on a cute outfit. Unless it's part of the fun. Yeah, unless it's just like I mean they are,

she is the most famous woman literally in the world. And he is like, you know what, I cannot knock his hustle. Now and he now has become SNL, like he is SNL. Like all the skits that do the best are like, hey, making fun of Staten Island. Yeah. I thought he quit his SNL and now he's on every sketch. like all the skits that do the best are like, hey, making fun of Staten Island. I thought he quit us and now he's on every sketch. There are probably so many people on that show

that are so jealous of him. Oh my god. But also, when you say you can't like the hustle, it's like he knows the assignment. Like the more famous you are, the more money you make. So you can't like the hustle of someone being like, okay, Kim, let's hold hands and everyone will lose their damn mind. Yeah, like, okay, also, people get so mad at like, so you can't knock the hustle of someone being like, okay, Kim, let's like hold hands and everyone will lose their damn mind.

Yeah, like, okay, also, people get so mad at like, oh my god, Ben and Jen are fake and like, this is a PR stunt, okay. Okay. Like who cares? Yeah, if it is, if people get so mad at me, if you're talking about it, run with it. Yeah, I'm like, Kim Kardashian doesn't know you and she's, she's, go out on a limb here.

She's never gonna meet you. Like, why would she care if you got tricked by her? But also, Pete's a multi-millionaire. Yeah. One of the top comedians in the world, six, three. Like, yeah, I do forget how tall he is. I don't think Chris Humphreys was good looking. See, I kind of got Chris Humphreys because he's huge and he's athletic.

Yeah, but like, there was something about him that like, I just, I felt like he, he had too almost too much of like a baby face for me. He did have a baby face. I don't know. I never thought he was like, honestly, I don't think she's actually dated That many good looking guys. It's she's dated like all over the board. No, she has literally no type. She had no type I ain't got no time. There was something and it was like a list of all of her boyfriends And now I can't remember what I saw it on. Oh, it has one of his. He's dated Carly. Carly, I know.

Yeah. Then he dated Cassie, who I love. I love Cassie, David. Cassie, David. Then Ariana. Then I forgot he dated Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckins, I do have to say, Pete does have a type. Oh, Pete for sure has a...

He likes a strong brunette and he likes he likes someone who's funny he likes a funny brunette. Yeah wow wow wow I will say he has great taste in great taste and girls okay the next thing I wanted to get your opinion on was I know what you're gonna say. Okay, should we say the first name at the first time because I feel like you don't One two three Some vendors I love being confident for no reason And it was like you had to be quiet and then like classy if you clapped at the same time

I was like I have to do this with Hannah and I know we were going to be so fucking off Sean Mendes okay, I have a lot to say about Sean Mendes and Camilla Never loved them as a couple. I think they were best friends. Yes Never loved them as a couple. I think they were best friends. Yes. Like, I never saw them being like, let me tell you something. I never thought about what their sex was like.

I will now think about Kim and Pete's. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I think about Kim and Pete's. I've been thinking about it. I've actively been thinking about it. And hey, if she did like a round two sex tape I would want it to be with Pete. I mean, there's just like comedy

like quick funny remarks throughout. Oh, that would be gold. A comedy special slash sex tape. It's never been done before. I'm telling you, one thing is never been done before. Never been done. Okay, I also feel like Camilla and Sean are so not our generation famous that there's like a lack of like,

I don't care. Kind of. They were together for a long time though and all through quarantine, their quarantine pictures were amazing. They were hold actual glass cups, like outside, like they forced themselves to be like, we have to go for a walk, we have to get somebody to be a date.

And they would just look like miserable. But they seem, they've been there for each other through a lot of things It is sad to break up but I do feel though I feel like if you were if anyone were to meet her in real life I feel like she's really fucking nice and I feel like she's just like a normal girl Who is just really good at singing and fucking god famous like I just I feel like she's just like a normal girl who is just really good at singing and fucking god famous. Like I just, I feel like she's probably very down to earth.

Yeah. I watched his documentary actually Shawn met his documentary. He really was, what was it on? Oh, who knows, I forget. But it was very Justin Bieber-esque, where like he blew up. He was the next Justin Bieber on YouTube of this cute little kid who had an incredible voice. Um, I wish I'm both the best but also like not worried about them They're also so fucking no they can be great their babies. They have two more like really public breakups

I can't wait for them like This is like I'm not worried about No, what I wanted to see what you thought about was Britney Spears just straight up calling Christina Aguilera out on her own Instagram story. Did you see the video? She posted this question. The Christina video. Did Christina? She basically was like, I'm not speaking on that.

Thank you. And turn it over. Yeah. What did as someone who has gone through friend drama before? How would you feel if you were Britney? Christina. I don't know when that was from. So it could have been like legal, like legally. She was like, I don't wanna say

if I know anything because I feel like they were around each other. Like she could have known shit that like the public didn't know. Well, she did say something when she was walking away. She was like, I'm team Brittany or something, or she said something like. Yeah, she said something like, I love her,

but I'm not talking about it. Also, it depends on, I think it all depends on how close they actually really are. Like was she not speaking on it because she was like, I don't know what's going on? Or are they like legitimate friends where she was like, it's her story to tell.

Either way, Brittany was fucking pissed. Brittany, well she didn't say anything, which made me believe that they were closer friends than I had previously thought. Or, or fuck if they're closer friends that Christina knew the shit that was going on. And then she went back. And then she went back.

That Christina spoke up. But then again, it gets, you saw it was Christina's people being like, we're not talking about that, we're not talking on that. Lady Gaga goes on this whole thing about like loving Brittany. But like, are they front? Like did she know?

Or was she just being like, I'm a fan, support her? Or did Lady Gaga like, no shit that was going on? That's what I mean. Lady Gaga seemed like she just after learning everything was like, this is so fucked up, where I feel like, no shit that was going on. That's what I mean. No. Lady Gaga seemed like she just after learning everything was like, this is so fucked up, where I feel like, OK, again, conspiracies, but I feel like Christina's people are like, don't even get into it, because then people are going to start being like, well, if you know,

why don't you do anything? And the next thing you know, you're in like Jamie Spears, her sister's place. So they're probably her people are like, don't even get involved in this mess. I also feel like, and this is going back just from like being a 13 year old girl, I feel like you were Christina or you were Brittany. Yeah. Yeah. And like I feel like they weren't even front. Like I feel like they didn't really fuck with each other. You know, it's wild. I was Christina because I thought she had a way better voice for now, Brittany.

I was Christina too, because Christina was a straight up whore. Like the video with the blonde tear and the assless traps and like, I remember like watching it and like looking to see if my mom was coming around the corner. So I was like, I can't, I can't watch this. of my mom was coming around the corner. So I was like, I can't, I can't watch this. But it's in and Britney were the first ones to be like, do for me to be like, do I like boys? Oh my God, I am obsessed with them. That was insane for me. That was when I saw Justin Timberlake. And then my crush had said he liked Britney Spears. And I was like, well, I like Justin Timberlake. You said, I feel

like everyone went through that. But you met when Britney, well, I like Justin Timberlake. You said no. I feel like everyone went through that. But you met when Britney? No, no, when Christina came out with beautiful, we all beautiful. No, man, I want this. See, I never liked that song. I was more of a Mulan Rouge kind of girl. I did.

No, I like, I fucked with that shit too. But when she came out with beautiful, that shit was like telling women, like, you're beautiful no matter what. Even though she's like gorgeous in it. But she's like, I'm beautiful. and you can almost as beautiful as me you never looked like me but I'm beautiful and you could call yourself beautiful and I won't say anything and pink was oh I was just like fuck all y'all when pink came out with the stupid girls song oh it was just like what's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? I was like Paris and

Brandy are shaking. She was like stupid girls who just bleach their hair blond and hold little dogs. I don't want to be another stupid girl. When by the way, bleaching her blond and having little dog is adorable. But, did you see that being blonde is chuggy and I almost feel like we accidentally manifested that? Oh, I did. Like I literally was sitting in bed the other night and I was like, Cubsing Tiktok's about, I remember being like being blonde is chuggy and I was like, Oh, did Hannah and I just get rid of the entire page. We're so powerful.

We have to be careful with this stuff. We have to be careful. We really have to watch out because next, you know, like being human's gonna be chuggy and then what are we gonna do? Oh my God, someone sent something to me and I was like, are weddings chuggy? So, yeah, my friend, oh my God, my friend did a TikTok. Her name is Claire Parker.

She basically was like, okay, like I love having a boyfriend, but like do you ever think of like being someone's wife? Like, ugh, like, ugh, wife, having a boyfriend, but do you ever think of being someone's wife? Like, ugh. Like, ugh. Wife, ugh. What things are chugi? No, I feel like they might be. But it's like, of course they're chugi,

because you're fucking 16. Because Gen Z people are 16. But I'm not about to knock him married, because my little cousin's gonna bully me. It's like, oh, weird. You're like, oh, I would never. I'm like, you're legally not allowed to, so it's shut the fuck up.

Craig and I actually recently got into a fight about our fake engagement and our fake wedding. That's like not a thing. Though the series is stepping in the relationship though, getting into a fight about your future. Like I got to fight with Desi about our unborn child. We legitimately were fighting about the days leading up to the wedding. I was like, well, I feel like this should be

the rehearsal dinner and he was like, that's all wrong. And I was like, we'll explain your point. And I was like, and then we just sat there and I was like, glad we figured this out. But yeah, I feel like weddings are choo-bee now. I like that he's highly opinionated. I like that he's into it. Highly opinionated. Des was like, yeah, do feel like weddings are choo-bee now. I like that he's highly opinionated. I like that he's into it. Highly opinionated.

Des was like, yeah, do whatever you want. Then whenever I tell him what I want, he has a strong opinion. I'm like, it sounds like you know what you want. So I'm just fucking tell me. And we can get out of this rigmarole that we're at. On your wedding, what is your social media use rules? Because yesterday we weren't allowed to take photos

during the ceremony, but afterwards we were. And my mom looked at me and I was like, I mean, go off this, like, tag me. Like, tag a bitch. Like, my friend took me on their phones anyway. The guys would be taking photos of me, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not telling my friends not to go on their phones, I'll have a full on panic breakdown.

If Paige is not allowed to scroll her phone, she's actually featuring you looking at Linoa and being like, we'll go off this tag bed. Why am I getting my makeup and hair done? Because they're like all these professional photos and we go, we can't depend on one outlet. I think the only reason some people don't do pictures during the ceremony is because they don't want it to interfere with whoever they've hired to do the videography and the pictures. Yeah. So like that could be a reason, but I would, yeah,

I want people to post in real time, I would say. Like I don't get it. But then some people want them to be the first ones to drop the images and kind of control the narrative. See, that doesn't work for me because I need a full day to process. I need to edit tweak lighting. Then I'll post.

You know, I don't want to be on my phone on my actual wedding like being like Edit this I feel like telling guests to stay off their phones is also being like a no gum chewing And if you have to go to bathroom you have to raise your hand like I don't know I feel like I can't the people at my wedding or not can be able to not be on their phones This people have not been on their phones for more than two seconds. I'm gonna be too drunk. I'm not even gonna My I'm almost done too drunk. I'm not even gonna Matt, I'm almost done. I'm crazy. Sorry. Um Immediate cold sweat about my gloves

He goes, you're talking my sex, you're like, what? Did I, did I hear that you were talking about sex and you hate the gloves? That's literally that news What was the question? Because I didn't know it was. Oh, Brittany Christina. If I knew that my friend was literally trapped in her home and I didn't say anything, I think that's crazy.

So, but I never thought that they were like good friends. So I didn't know that there was even a possibility that Christina knew. But also friends is such a complicated word nowadays. Like friends as in you guys have worked together and known each other for so long. Do they probably like text send memes to each other, no? Right.

But they just like are people who have known each other for a long time and had ups and downs in the industry. And you know better than anyone when there's politics involved, you can't talk about certain things. Yeah. So I have empathy for Christina, but I also think that Brittany's feeling,

like she can speak for the first time. Yeah. And it probably feels so great to be able to say things she wish she'd ever had a son for fucking years. Literally let her go off. I think we all deep down knew they had beef. And this is her kind of being like there's no way they couldn't there's no way they could up. Do you remember what Miley Cyrus had beef with Nicki Minaj?

Some of my favorite beef. The literal favorite beef. Because Miley should be shaken in her boots. Shake? I've never been a Miley fan. Oh wow, she is coming out on this podcast. I mean, I've never disliked her, but I've never been like, yeah, Miley, I'm obsessed with Miley. Yeah, she was before our time a little. And we both know her ex, Caitlin Carter.

Oh, they're gonna say Liam. I don't know Liam. I'm so worried. I think I'd be in Delaware if I can Liam. I'm just kidding. Oh God. Anyway, thank you guys so much for giving it with us. Please check out our new holiday collection merch.

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