Giggly Squad - Giggling about surviving skiing, third wives, and holiday gifts

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. I would like to officially announce that ski season is in session on the Gagley Squad Podcast. We have a reporter live from the slope. What's it like out there, Hannah? How is the wind chill? I'm getting wind burn and I want to off myself. Your Instagrams have been really funny though.

Like your captions. People, the thing is people are loving the ski content and I'm like, okay, I'll keep giving it if you guys keep wanting it. No one gives a fuck about my life in New York. The second I'm like falling on a hill, everyone's excited. But for the gigglers who were like, Hannah, Paige, I hate skiing. I don't know anything about it.

Say it. Say it. It's not our fault. It's ski season. We don't want it to be. We are forced against our will. But it is an aesthetic sport. It's a vibe.

It's totally a vibe. I mean, you're just, the problem is, like when you see all these girls on TikTok getting like so cute and ready with all their snow stuff, they're sweating underneath, know that. I guess it's cooothed to spend like thousands of dollars on all these little chachkis. Like there's so many little things involved in skiing

that you have to buy and then to just like be miserable the whole time. Like that is wealth. Not to mention the ticket. Like one time I wonder if this is like recently. I was, this was like last year and Craig was like, okay, go in and just say that. He was getting our skis. He was like, just say that you need two-day pass,

like whatever, blah, blah, blah. I went in and they told me the price, and I was like, no, I don't want to be here for the rest of the winter. I'm just going for one day, and they're like, yes, Sam, this is the price. And I was like, are you guys? You're like, I'm not buying the ski resort.

I was like, you guys are literally high like this is insane You're like it snows all the time in Albany and I could just roll down a hill there And this is the thing I do want to let the gig there's no in case they forgot I am sporty I'm a sporty bitch, but sporty and outdoorsy are two different things. Yes. I agree But Hannah I even DMed you this. You're literally good at every sport. Like you coming down the mountain, like I was like, oh my God, Lindsey Vaughn.

Is that a scare? Lindsey Vaughn, I think it is. Like a lot. She was what Tiger was. Well, I appreciate, thank you for that compliment, but as you guys know, you don't know what's really going through people's minds when you're watching them on Instagram And my thing is I only feel loved when I show a man that I'm good at something. So I'm battling my own inner demons And please respect my privacy at this

I like to the Instagram post me really just out here fighting for my life to the Instagram post that you're like, just out here fighting for my life. I can't so true though. No, literally. Because people post that they're in the bathroom like fighting for their life after eating Mexican food and I think it's so funny. And the only thing I could think of

of being on those slopes is just fighting for your life. Because there's nowhere to go. You can't be like, okay, hell of talking. No, where to go? No, you're fighting for your damn life until you're at the bottom. And then you have to awkwardly get on a like it's nobody talks about how like there's something really intimate about having a helmet on and goggles and

having like your face covered because it's cold that like you feel like you're in a cocoon. I talked to myself the entire way down like okay come on don't burst yourself like I you got this something really Intimate about being on a ski slope because no one can hear you Well, there is a like potentially a meditative state you can get in when you're on the slopes But that comes when you're not scared of eating shit in front of a bunch of strangers But it does and it tests your relationship. Yeah.

It does. The fact that Craig even had you go in and get that is already like beyond me. Like does? I'm literally a toddler. He dresses me. He goes, did you remember everything? And I go, you get all zip-dops. Leave your gloves up.

You get all zip-dops. And you're like, I got a pee. The second you're all ready after me. You get all zip-dops. Leave your gloves up. You get all zip-dops. You get all zip-dops. You get all zip-dops. You get all zip-dops. Leave me. You get a piece. The second you're all ready after me. I actually, I had the first day I was giving him attitude. When I fall, I look at him.

This is your fault. That was your fault. This is your fault. Where exactly are you? I'm in Park City. Oh my God. I'm very bad at vacation. Like I would stay in like a crap hotel and like make bad decisions and then like be stressed out the whole time. I have no problem not leaving the room.

I know he gets me out of the room. Like today he was like, hey I'm going to this like awesome ski lift that open but it's like a little too hard for you. Are you okay if I ski this morning without you? And I was like, mm, yeah, I got it. I was so fun, I'm gonna miss you. Did you have the time of your life? Called me like four hours later and he's like, are you okay? Had it moved.

Yeah. Not, I hadn't even peed yet. Like I was in such a beautiful cocoon of peace and I was like, oh my God, thanks for checking. I mean, I've been worried about you. I'm so sorry. So good. Wait, question. What time has Des been getting up to go ski? So he's upset because the slope's still open until 9.

Okay. And this man is waking up at 5am because there's a time difference. So it's like 7am. Got it. It's actually been fun, but I think about it. Like it would be such a fun group vacation Got it. It's actually been fun but I think about it. Like it would be such a fun group vacation. I'd love to go with my friends but I would never want to go with my parents because if I were to see my angel mother or my adorable father fall the slopes I couldn't like my little

sensitive heart couldn't handle it. Our moms would never even go. Like I would not want to put a loved one through this. Which makes me question how does feels about me. Our moms would laugh. They'd be like, okay, we're not putting all this shit on. My mom would, I just call her and I'm like, Mommy, you'd hate this so much.

Don't you love doing something that you know, like either someone in your life would absolutely hate or absolutely love. Yeah. Like, that is more exciting. Like, I love to be in situations just to call my mom and be like, you would have been losing your mind. You would have freaked it out.

No, but for real, what crazy rich people were like, I have no challenges in my life. Yeah. And I'm going to do a sport have no challenges in my life. Yeah. And I'm gonna do a sport of skidding down ice. Yeah. For fun. So yeah. But I have been fighting for my life. Thank you for everyone checking in on me.

I am getting better though. I don't have to say. I'm getting better. I'm getting pretty good. I mean, I think you're really good. Oh my God, thank you. I forgot about this. I was at this store in Charleston,

and I was like, looking, like, shopping around, whatever. And this girl comes up to me that like works there, and we just start like chatting, whatever. And I forget what she even said, that it was like, she said she was from New York. And she was like, oh, I'm from Brooklyn. And anytime anyone says that they're even close to Brooklyn, I go, do no Hannah Bernard.

And she was like, like, I was just gonna set it like super aggressively too. She was like, um, no. Like it's like a small college that everyone knows. I like, but she grew up in Park Slope. Like, how do you know? Do you know Nikki Smalls or Hannah Bernard? They're kinda the same.

One of them. That's literally like how I say it. And I'm like, oh, okay, well she played tennis, so. You don't know Brooklyn's Hannah Bernard? No, literally, that's how I say it and I'm like, oh, okay, well she played tennis. You don't know Brooklyn's Hannahburner? No, literally, that's how I say it. It's like it's Jay-Z at the Brooklyn Barclays Center. I'm like, but Brooklyn, Hannahburner is Brooklyn. Brooklyn is Hannahburner.

Literally my own neighbors did not know who I was growing up in Brooklyn. I was like, okay, weird. Any hill. Also this doesn't have to do with skiing. I did slice my vagina earlier today in the shower. How? I mean, obviously shaving. I tried to be a hero when I was shaving my coach.

Yeah. I tried to go in the labial lip. Oh my God. Yeah, I know what you mean. And because I have, I'm Italian. I have some hairs. I don't know. They are just growing in the wet parts. Yeah, I know what you mean. And because I have, I'm Italian. I have some hairs. I don't know. They are just growing, they're growing in the wet parts.

Yeah, you gotta get in there. This is getting graphic. But like they're, I, they're feeling kinda itchy and I was like, fuck it. And I was just having a little too much fun and it was sliced a piece of ham right off. That's so high. I keep my soul high.

Alabia plastic. If anyone wants a cheap Alabia plastic, I can tell you. I'm impressed that you've even packed a razor. So I'm going for a small lens here. Don't put too much pressure on yourself. Okay, thanks. I don't know, like, does doesn't care. I don't know why.

I was just like, burning though now. It burned a little and then I like, peed and there was blood. So pray for me. I'm losing blood rapidly during this podcast. We have about 40 minutes left Wow, okay, so you're having a great time in Park City, Utah. I have some from page news stuff Did you see the article about Justin Bieber and H&M? No, okay, so apparently Justin Bieber and H&M. No. Okay, so apparently, apparently. So H&M was posting all this different Justin Bieber merch

and it was like a sweatshirt that had his face on it and these random tote bags or whatever. And he put on his Instagram, I didn't approve any of these. This don't go to H&M, do not buy this. Multiple Instagram posts. The H&M merged, they made of me's trash and I didn't approve it, don't buy it. It's what he said. And then H&M came out and was like we literally went through all the protocol to like get this approved.

So like kind of being like we don't know what he's talking about. But also, H&M said, as with all other license products and partnerships, H&M followed proper approval procedures. But also Justin Bieber has his own actual merch. So that's why I think he was pissed. That's kind of thing where you text your team before going on Instagram and starting a war with H&M. It is funny that he called it trash.

Yeah, I wonder if someone did approve it. Like that works for him. And he's just pissed and hates it. I mean, also it's like black and white photos. It's like he clearly doesn't read his emails. He does zero admin. Like how do you not know that a major brand is putting out like a clothing line of view?

I can, H&M cannot be happy about this. No, I'm sure I can't, but also H&M probably isn't that mad because it also just brought like, I had no idea that they even had Justin Bieber merch and now I do. Also one of Nick Cannon's baby mamas. Um, what she do? She shaded Nick Cannon for posting fake photo ops with his other kids and their mothers. Okay, I want a reality TV show of oyster wives. This is some sister wives shit.

Which by the way, I need to get caught up on that. By the way, do you watch sister wives? I watched a season of sister wives years ago and it was like life changing for me. Like I still think about it to this day. Like they were living in the mountains and there's, they're living, I think they're living Utah. I think they do. And there's all this like, they're fighting against laws of polygamy and the, it's fucking

crazy. And the husband is always a gliar shade. That particular husband is the biggest asshole. Let me just say this. I've never watched a single day, not one episode of Sister Wives. Didn't even know it was on TV. Didn't know what channel it was on. But somehow my TikTok just saving lives out here.

Put me on full Sister Wives TikTok. So I just kept getting these videos. So I was like, all right. So I kept going to everyone's profile and watching saving lives out here, put me on full sister wives TikTok. So I just kept getting these videos, so I was like, all right. So I kept going to everyone's profile and watching like a thousand videos. I mean, I watched a full, I watched full episodes on TikTok of sister wives. I now have so many opinions, but now all the like the articles that I keep seeing, he's now only with the Robin girl, with the brown hair. Wow, wow, wow.

For people who don't know, the season I watched, I forgot what it was, but like this dude, he puts all the wives and their children, like they live next to each other in these mountains. So they have their own little apartments and he rotates which nights he stays with who. And I think the girls will sometimes bond over like hating him.

Like they'll be like, is he's in such a bad mood right now, whatever. Because yeah. But then he plays his favorites and he pits them against each other. I mean, it's just dating in New York City. It's literally dating in New York City and just happening to know the other girls. But here's the thing. All the first three girls, and happening to know the other girls. But here's the thing, all the first three girls all got along. And then it was the last one that kind of like did a wedge and they were, it started off rocky

because she didn't move into like the same complex as that, like she didn't move on the property with them. She lived in her own separate house with her previous children from someone else and hired a nanny. And like her hiring a nanny, I guess to them was so disrespectful

because the whole point is that they take care of each other's children. So if like one has to go to work or one has to do something, another wife will take care of their children and that's how like they kind of all bond. I bet it's fun at some point in the child's life that you're like, oh my God, I have so many people

to play with, but then at some point, at what age do you think every child was like, are we no cult? Oh, this is my question. Are the wives fucking each other? Because that's, that would make it more interesting. It's like, honestly, your wives on VHW. I totally okay with him marrying Darya.

Because Darya is super nice to me. And she can sleep over whenever, like I want these girls to turn it on the guy. We're like, they're just fucking each other. And they're like, uh-huh. He can stay at your place. I'm so over him. The one wife, I was watching a TikTok,

and she was like, I have always, since I was younger, since I was a little girl. And I thought she was going to say, get married and have a family. She was like, I've always wanted to be a third wife. I was just like, wait. Hold on, wait. I am I supposed to do? I wonder if there's a different kind of responsibility for the movie you are.

Yes, it is. It is. And she started to explain it. And I was like, I think I want to be a third wife. Why would you say? I was like, how is born to be a third bitch? Paige just keeps buying minks all day and has a nanny. And she doesn't even know the names of our children

because she's such as too hot to know things. I think your kid is looking at me again. Please make it stop. No, the way she explained it actually made sense, though. Like, okay, the first wife kind of has all the responsibility. She's like started the family. The second wife, there's obviously going to be tension with the first and second wife

because it's like the first time a new wife is coming in. They have to like, you know, figure out the territory, get along, whatever. And she was like, and then once the third wife rolls in, it's kind of old hat at that time. They know what it's like having a new woman around, so you're kind of like the fun wife. And I was like, oh my God.

But I feel like then there's drama with like the OGs. Like it's literally reality TV. It's like, we were here, though. Well, it was the three OGs. And then the fourth wife really like fuck shit up But you can tell that the husband really only cares about the fourth wife Like he really only loves the fourth wife So just be with her and be normal

Wow like 19 kids too. I Mean honestly anytime I would get in a fight with him. I'd be like go to Sarah's house then leave me the fuck alone No, I know I'm go fuck Sarah. I like all ready to say that to Craig if we fight I'm like, why do you go and know your other fucking girlfriend and leave me alone? But like these bitches like when they said it. It's real I also like I like to see them all together like who's grabbing his hand who's not. Yeah. And like you know when you know when your significant other is like phone goes off and you like can't not be like oh who is it your

other wife or like your other girlfriend like when they say it it is. Three other families. I could just see him like walking into my house and being like seriously. I'm like what and he walking into my house and being like seriously. I'm like what? And he's like Sarah and Jessica's apartment is spotless and this is a big style. And I'm like I'm creative! Oh my god. I don't envy him though either because the amount of admin that man must have to do. I mean, the scheduling alone. No, that's the funniest thing about polygamist. They seem exhausted,

because like, one of the wives has mad at him because of this, the other one's mad because of that. He can't keep up with that. And then he has all these fucking knee-biteers running around, being like, daddy! I think we pitched a show to VH1 that Nick Cannon, Sister Lives, L.A.

Well, I want to know how the wives interact with each other. It's one of two things. They either all don't really fuck with each other and rarely probably speak to each other, or they have a full group chat. Oh my God. Which would be amazing if it was the latter. But also think about like GIFs, that's awkward.

For the kids or that, but like imagine the second wife just walks in with like a real fendee. And you're like, okay, someone's sucking dick. I don't know where Sucking Dick Sarah. Oh, so Sarah's the most popular. Got it. But it's also like for you to get another wife, that means you're actively dating. Wait, but also this man had the audacity,

like the actual sister wives guy, and even though the fuck his name is, had the audacity to like break up with the one wife. And like essentially, he just said to her like, look, I don't wanna have an intimate marriage anymore. Like basically, he was just like, I don't wanna fuck you anymore. And she was like, okay, well then we're, like, look, I don't wanna have an intimate marriage anymore. Like, basically, he was just like, I don't wanna fuck you anymore. And she was like, okay, well then we're not, like, actually married.

Like, if you're not sleeping with your significant other, then you don't. He still wants her as his possession, though. Yes. And so he was, she was like, but now you're going in like, fucking the other wife, and you get to have an intimate marriage with her. But for the rest of my life, I'll just never have sex. And she was like, fuck no. And then she left.

Which was good for her. Raheet. Escape from mountains. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm actually in Utah town, which is crazy. So maybe you've Des brought you there because you're actually secretly meeting his second family.

I feel worse. I could't wait. You might be on the slope tomorrow and does is just like, hey, Hannah, I want you to meet someone. How many lessons have you had there? You have one every day? Every day. I'm so sore right now. You're literally I'm so tired. I've nothing left to give, but I am getting a lot better and does this impress me. You, but this is a thing.

I like obviously acted like I wanted to learn skiing because I was trying to trap his ass. And now we're married and I'm still performing for his love. So like, I have some past traumas I need to work through. No, I don't. I mean, I know we are kind of joking, kind of not. But I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to impress your significant other

with things that you know that they really like to do. Yeah. I was like, have I never existed in this game? Oh, I said, could you just make a chart with stars next to it? I prefer better like that. I as Craig those questions all the time, I'm like, have you ever dated someone so fucking stylish

and funny at the same time? Answer it now. He's like, oh, no, I don't think so. Honestly, whenever, when I was younger, like if I ever was jealous of someone, whatever, I'd be like, well, she, I don't think so. Honestly, whenever, when I was younger, like if I ever was jealous of someone, whatever, I'd be like, well, she can't play tennis, so. LAUGHTER I have to find what you say.

I even say that now, and I don't even play time. When she doesn't play tennis, like Hannah Burner from Park Slope, Brooklyn, so. Why do I care about her? It's literally like, yeah, guys only girls with mad skills. When realistically guys are just like staring at your ass the whole time and you're like you didn't see that? Oh I didn't want to ask you how was your target run?

Because you see I'm going to target and I'm like this bitch is not in New York right now. Was it everything? Subber life is the life for me sometimes sometimes asterisk over sometimes Yeah, I said to Craig I was like, let's go to Target later and he was like well, what do we need and I was like What's not the right question? I was like Target tells you what you need what don't I need you don't I'm gonna be getting a target You don't tell target what you're going there for But actually we you know how you can like sponsor kids during Christmas time be getting a target. You don't tell target what you're going there for.

But actually, we, you know how you can sponsor kids during Christmas time. We were sponsoring these like two little boys. They're like 11 and 12, they're brothers. So they gave us like a full Christmas list. So we want them. They basically want to just all toys. So we went to target and like bought a fuck ton

of like toys that we thought thought little boys would want. I realize that I'm just going to be such a crazy mom and have all need all the gadgets every game. Oh my, it's crazy. You'll just be stepping on Legos all day if you don't stop yourself. Quick question. How has people been asking? how is the penguin that you gave Craig? Is he okay? For Christmas? Look, I don't love to admit it. I did get scammed on interlaced. Did you really get scammed? Yeah, I've only got scammed because... Are they're not at least sending you fake updates. Nope, they won't respond to me.

I've been trying to correspond with them for a year. They've literally gone to my end. And you think the website still has a full-length game. You got scanned by a penguin. I got fully scanned by a penguin. $300 gone out the window. See ya. Sionara.

Wait. What? We never really discussed. And I had so many Googlers de-epping me about it being like, sorry for your loss, hang in there, respecting your privacy at this time. Oh, about Jack Harlow? Jack Harlow and Duelie Buh.

Is it real? Cause it would be real and then they'd be like, he's trying. I think that they're both like dating but they're definitely like talking to each other. And it's the first time in my life where I feel like that TikTok sound like really made sense, where it's like, what does it feel like

to watch someone living your dream? And like, that's how I really felt. It's like a PRV. Like pictures of them? Like, he hasn't found his person. He's already made up in his head who do Aliepa is and he's putting on a pedestal. She is Deweleepa, so she is on a pedestal.

I know. But like she's making Deweleepa. But we know he likes Brunette. And you wanna know what? That's enough for me. A win is a win. It actually was a win. A win is a win.

A win is a win. Thank you for making me feel better. This special holiday segment is presented by Macy's and Acast Creative. Ooh, it's the holiday. Okay, I have a few things to say about the holidays. Do I make a Christmas list and give it to my parents? No, I'm not a child, I'm not a spoiled brat.

Do I make a Christmas list and give it to myself? Yes, yes I do. Well, because you're organized. And I don't want to like burden people with things I want, but I also always in my phone keep a running list of clothing items that I think are trendy, that I want to try, that I think I need in my closet. So that's like an all- year list. So once it comes time for Christmas and I'm like shopping online and I'm looking to get other people gifts.

And if I see something that I like for myself, me, I'm gonna buy it. Honestly, that's true self love because I won't write stuff down and then it's finally time for the holidays. And everyone's like, what do you want? And then you blank. You black out. You get all this shit that you don't want and then you's finally time for the holidays. And everyone's like, what do you want? And then you blank. You black out.

You get all this shit that you don't want. Then you end up regifting it. I'm not a big regifter. I'm a huge returner. If there's one thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get the money. I also feel like I like to have outfits for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that I'm excited to put on.

So I buy those outfits for myself, for Christmas. So that I can wear them on Christmas. How do you shop for them? I kind of like get inspiration from like obviously being on Instagram or like Pinterest or whatever, but specifically this year with Macy's, I knew that like the number one thing that I wanted that I kept seeing like all the Instagram girlies wear were sheer stockings. So cute. Dark, dark tights are kind of out of style and the trend is to be able to kind of see your leg through the stocking. And you can wear those with like, you can wear those with knee high boots, you can wear them with pumps.

But I, you know, I love a mini skirt, I live and die for a mini skirt. So like a cute mini skirt with the sheer tights, a great pump or boot. And then just like a simple top, I think is Christmassy. And I think it's all how you do the colors. So like if I'm in all black, I love to throw on like an ivory coat with it. And then I feel like that makes it Christmassy.

I love that. I also, I use the Macy's app to see like, because I get overwhelmed with trends, but they can organize the trends in different ways and different designers, and it's so easy on the app. And did you know that folks get 25% off their first purchase as a Macy's star rewards member? And you can get free shipping on orders over 25 bucks. So I'm obsessed with using Macy's for, yeah, those kind of outfits that you need really

fast or just for special events. Also their shipping is really, really fast. Right? I got mine in like two days. I was actually very surprised by it because I just felt like other bigger stores like Macy's every time I go on, I'm like, okay, you don't even get the option to do like next day sometimes, especially around this time.

So I was really surprised at how quickly everything came. And it's really good brands. I don't know how they get it too so fast, but it's amazing. I love that for a Christmas outfit, having the tights, feeling fun, being festive. Yeah, I feel like there's nothing says Christmas more than tights. Santa loves. Right. Santa loves to write. Santa loves stockings. Look, your shins are going to be cold, but it's for fashion. So do it. Are you wearing fawfer? I feel like that's really in. Yes. I love a faw fur. Pretty much anything.

I have a faux fur blanket that I'd now like remembering. I love all faux fur. If it's furry, I'm gonna wear it. We haven't done advice in a while and I just felt like with the holidays coming on, there's stress and you guys are fucking good. You're fucking good. We got some good ones. Um, first off, what do you do when your boyfriend just got a tattoo and you hate it?

I think there's nothing you can't go get a remove, it's there. I'd love to know like what this tattoo is of and where it is because I think that's so important. I would love a follow-up question. What if it was your name but it's like super ugly? No, I don't know. I don't want anyone to tattoo anything on their body that has to do with me.

Leave me out of it. Even if it was P Davidson. Yeah, I don't want it. He's already done it for other girls. I don't want it. I was just going to say if a guy got a tattoo that is so ugly and atrocious, but it was of my name, I'm into it.

I'm a Leo. If it's about me in any capacity, I'm happy. I also hear the other thing. I don't really have opinions on other people's tattoos just because I'm not a tattoo person. So I don't know what to cool tattoo, what's a not cool tattoo, what's a bad spot to get one. Like I have no judgment because I didn't do it.

You don't have a Pinterest board of tattoos. I have no investment. No, I have no investment. You know what's crazy though? People who are really tatted, like like other people who are really tatted. Like they're speaking each other's language. Yeah. Like it's like how we like people that nap.

My friend who's really tatted, she was like straight edge guys like don't really hit on her. Interesting. Unless it's like, they want to cheat on the girlfriend with her. It's funny because I think that like Craig is like the only person I've dated that doesn't have. And that's why I just lied to everyone. Sorry. I had to do some roll call. Yeah.

How about dick picks? How do you feel for Guy since you a dick pick that was in a saved album that he sent out the girls before? How do you know that it's in a saved album that he sent it out the girls? You don't know. But he did. Sometimes I feel like we are a little harsh on the men just because I know that I've sent pictures that I've saved that I've been like, oh, this one was a hit back in the day. Yeah, but it's harder to get a good full body lighting or like a labia moment.

This guys, I don't want your hard dick that was for someone else. I think unsolicited block is number. I think if it's like in the heat of the moment and like, you know, it gets sent, I don't like to spend too much time on it because the more I stay or the more it freaks me out. So I like to give you a quick glance and then we're back to whatever we're texting about. I feel like guys don't keep their own dick pics on their phone though. I feel like they're not like girls in the sense of like, we know we have a fire picture. It's added to our favorites.

Who know exactly where it is, what row, what date it was taken so we can quickly get to it. I don't feel like they do that. Ousp, we actually got an advice question from a dude. He said, I have a foot fetish trying to get my girl to accept it. Oh, man. I don't know.

I feel like maybe I'm a Leo, but if I know my feet turn them on, lick my little toes, motherfucker. Miss Piggy is coming to town. You're sitting there. Like, if he doesn't fetish with me like shitting on his chest, that's no thing. Even though, honestly, I feel like I can be easily peer-brushing into doing it like literally anything. Literally anything. So I think that if my significant other had a foot fetish, I would be totally fine

doing whatever he wanted me to do as long as no one ever knew and ever found out. Like I just wouldn't want anyone to know. Is foot fetish like that weird? I mean I've never come across that. Neither have I. You like and I don't know what the levels of it are. Like do you have to have skills with your, like are you giving a hand job with your feet?

You know, logistically like where are you giving a hand job with your feet? You know, logistically like where are you like? You know like is it not? Why don't people have hand fetishes? That's what I'm literally saying. Yeah, cause your hands are gorgeous. I'm like I, we'll make your dick look so much bigger than it actually is cause my fingers are so skinny. So literally a guy would start dating me

and look at my hands and be like, are those disgusting claws away from me? If she's into you and she knows it turns you on, I think that could be fun. I mean, honestly, you know, I've got to take your clothes off. I think it's like anything sexual that you like, try for the first time with your partner. Like you almost kind of have to ease into it. And then afterward, when you're not in the heat of the moment, bring it up kind of, was that too much?

Did you like that turn you on? Or do you never want to do that again? And if she says no, then she's not the person for you and you should go on feet finder and find your woman. Who loves that. And it makes me feel bad. You don't want to feel insecure about something. That you like, yeah, because you don't pick. But here's the thing, you like. Yeah, because you don't like pick, but here's the thing.

You don't pick that. It's not like he woke up one day, it was like I want to have a foot fetish. He was born just for feet fetish. I wish I had a fetish. I wish I like uncontrollably loved something so much, instead of just being sad all day. I wish like my day could change by seeing a fucking foot.

Imagine you see a foot and it makes you happy. How low maintenance You know, I wish I didn't have to get fully undressed I could just show my fun. He'd be like, yep done. Yeah, let's keep him moving. What's for dinner? You're so much stuff all he's playing with your pinky toe. I literally have to do agrobatics I have to come up with characters. I'm so much stuff while he's playing with your pinky toe. I literally have to do agrobatics. I have to come up with characters. I have so much admin. I'm just showing this man my foot. I'm in down.

That's the least admin ever. Paige, do you have any advice on how to approach your gym crush? It's literally never been to a gym. I have no idea. This is the thing. In New York City, there's all these gems that people go to. And people go to it at the same time every day. And they have these routines, and you start

to kind of recognize each other. I love this. I'm obsessed with this. Especially for the girlies that aren't going to bars at night. This is where you meet the hot days. The problem is, I feel like a lot of them are taken. Maybe that's in my head.

Like the hot guy at the gym, he's not taken. However, sometimes they're not. I play the long game. You can just throw yourself. Imagine if a guy just comes up to you and is like, hey, I think you're pretty good at your number. You're like, it'll. Yes. But imagine you might like, you make some eye contact, you smile, you make a little joke at the water fountain. Like, no, it's kind of warm, ha ha. Like, oh, is anyone sitting there? Like, let him feel comfortable with you in his space until occasionally something naturally comes up, like, a little more conversation.

I agree, because I think that the gym is such a different place than like, yes, being out at the bar or working with that person. The gym for men, I feel like it's specifically for them to like peacock and show off. So you're surrounded by all mirrors, you're surrounded by women in like tight little work outsets. Oh my god. I feel like the natural attraction for men and women or men and men or women and women and whatever is the chase. So if you're at the gym and this guy is trying to show off and this is just like the human

brain, like there's a mirror in front of you, you're working out. You obviously, like every woman has done more squats than they actually would if they know that there's a hot guy next to them. Like that's just science. That's what you're lifting three hundred thousand. Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, I literally am in a Pilates instructor. So I think like the chase is even more important in this situation than it is at like a bar or at a club or whatever. Put yourself in the position to let him notice you.

Because this is a thing, if a dude's not attracted to you, there's no line I could give you. It's just how if you're not attracted to him, there's nothing he could say, really. So if it's meant to happen, you just have to put yourself in that position, and by position, I mean doing the machine where you just open your legs and close them for literally hours, and just, I fuck the shit out of him.

Yeah, I do have to say that when I go to the gym, I'm a messy bitch. I'm wearing my college t-shirt. Right, but that's because you're married and that's because you're also a legit athlete. Like, you actually went to the gym for a specific reason other than meeting men. And these, some girls go to the gym

with the no makeup makeup look. I did. I used to do that all the time. I browsed on hair gorgeous and and then the cutest fucking set, be yourself, and if he likes your fat ass, he likes your fat ass. And here's the other thing that, it's a different saying than if he wants to, if he wants to, he will.

Like some people will argue that, those people are stupid because that is fucking true. But anyhow, this is different, this is a guy genuinely more so than women, because women do things we don't wanna do all the fucking time, because we just have to, because we have to do everything. Guys literally don't do anything that they don't wanna do,

and if they want to hang out with you, they're going to make it happen. Like a guy that makes up excuses of like, I'm too busy or like, yeah, let's hang out with you, they're going to make it happen. Like, a guy that makes up excuses of like, I'm too busy or like, I, yeah, let's hang out like next Thursday. I've never believed that because I've had men like fly from different states on days that were crazy just to get to New York on like a certain day. So they would be there to like go out to dinner like that Saturday night. Like guys genuinely will make it happen if they want to see you and if they don't want to see you, they're not gonna, like they're not gonna be stressed about it.

But also if they don't know you yet, they can be insecure and even if they want to talk to you, be scared you're gonna reject them or that they're being creepy at the gym with you. But that's why try to fix the resting bitch face at the gym. Yeah, I think like give a little smile. A little smile, not a creepy smile. A nice little smirky smirk, because sometimes I look like a tired angry con at the gym, which is cuz I am.

I would love to prank guys at the gym. I would love that. I would love to do that. Some guys at the gym love themselves so much. It's so annoying. I would love to be like flirting with a guy at the gym and then you come over like you're actually my girlfriend. I just smack your ass and I'm like come on babe. Come on. So talking to this weak motherfucker let's go. Yeah, just start chirping him. Like you said that, so that you didn't like guys anymore stop. What is this weird porn over like

creating right now? I don't know. She's like, okay, I'm at the show and you're putting me in my girlfriend. And then we go in the steam room and we start making out. I just got so weird. By the way, steam rooms can be,

I get claustrophobic and I have panic attacks in Steam Rooms. I don't think they're relaxing, hot take. Also, everyone says that the Steam Room at one of the Equinox and Soho's in Soho is like, you look at people hug up. Yeah, you literally just get fucked all day. I do think more girls just start having sex

with each other, just like a colony. That's a cult. And you find it start cults. What if we all just live together and we all just put each other and never talk to me like that's a cult. Okay, what's the next one? Okay, this is actually specifically for you. Okay. Alphots to wear in your hometown to show your thriving, but not trying too hard. Okay, so I used to be when I would like go home, when I first moved to New York City,

I would always be like, oh my God, I can't wear that because they're like not gonna get it, or like I'm gonna look stupid, I'm gonna be so overdressed. No matter what when I'm home in Albany, you could walk out in Albany in your pajamas to a bar and I'm not kidding, you will still be overdressed. So like I've, like put that whole part of my brain,

I'm like that just doesn't exist. I'm gonna be overdressed no matter what. So I don't care if it looks like I've tried too hard. I don't change my style from New York City to Albany. I also would argue because I've never really been a designer girl. I'm very open about my fake shit. That like sometimes the girl is wearing too much designer. I'm like, what are you overcompensating for?

Yeah, like I think if you're wearing, yeah, if you're wearing too many labels that are literally labeled, that's like trying too hard. I think you could have like a designer bag with you, but then like, you just keep the outfit like a little more understated, but don't be afraid to like go out and heels. I kind of go full Adam Sandler,

because it's like, is she at rock bottom? Or is she a billionaire? I don't know. I kind of love that. Sometimes, like, if you look at first class, like some of the richest people are the ones who are dressed, like, they just rolled out of bed. I would say that the richest people that I know in my life,

I've never seen them, like, you wouldn't know that they were rich. Like, one of the wealthiest guys that I know, he doesn't even wear like a sick watch. He doesn't have shoes. Okay, my boyfriend gave me a scrapbook with nothing in it to fill together. Is this good or bad? Bring up a step. Oh, bad. We don't know me. That's like when you forgot your homework, but pretended that you on purpose

you purposely didn't answer it. So you got you a blank book and said, here, now you do the work together. You're going to fill it together. This is a group project that you have to do all the work. No. Yeah, you're literally giving me boyfriend homework. That's so bad.

No. Also the audacity to think I know how to write. I think it's a very cute gift if it was accompanied by a designer bag. Then I'd be like, oh, and then he also got me this scrapbook that he said that we're going to fill it together. Then I'd be like, that's adorable. But if that's the only way.

So where did this straight man get that idea? Like fill it together. Then I'd be like, that's adorable. But if that's the only way. But where did this straight man get that idea? Like, now that's the question that should be being asked. Someone sabotaging him. How do not be fake, but be excited for a friend getting engaged to a devil cheating pig? Like let them have their moment. I feel like it's like you got engaged. I just keep saying I'm so happy for you.

I'm so happy for you. I wouldn't do it, but I'm so happy for you. Like honestly, you can be happy for her in that moment because it is happy in that moment and be there for her when the divorce comes. Yeah. Christmas presents for a man who isn't yet your man, but you know he got you something. I wouldn't get him anything.

He's not my man's. Yeah, I've always, I've always struggled with this and my mom has always said that like, I have the kiss of death. If I'm not de-someone and it's like a holiday, my go to you used to be like, I have the kiss of death. If I'm not doing someone, and it's like a holiday, my go-to used to be like, I'd bake them something. And then for some reason, I've literally never talked to any of those people ever again. My mom would be like, what are you going on?

You are the faker, bitch. I've ever met in my life. Which actually reminds me, do you know, once in college, my biggest crash was coming over and I called my mom and I was like, what do I do? I don't know if I made this up, but I'm pretty sure she was like,

bake some cookies so the place smells like cookies and it'll innately, and I was like, what the fuck, I don't even know where to get cookies. We're not in an open house, Lenore. We're not trying to sell our home. These are also Florida sailing windows. open house, Lenore. We're not trying to sell our home. These are also Florida sailing windows. We're on the 10th floor, so great views. Granite counter, two dishwasher and appliances.

Would you like some champagne? We're a lemon wedge. Okay, I've also been in this situation. I'll never forget this. It was Valentine's Day. I was talking to this guy. We were not Exclusive. We were not official and he said you're gonna love the gift I got you for Valentine's Day So in my head, I was like fuck he got me a gift for Valentine's Day. I have to like now kind of get him something I

Go to a store and I got him a kith sweatshirt. Not, not a cheap gift. It was like $150, I think. That was really nice of you. It was really nice of me. I show up to this man's place for Valentine's Day. I forget what we even did. I think we like went out.

No, we didn't even go out to dinner. He like cooked dinner, so he like ordered dinner. I Dinner's over. I'm getting to the gift portion of the evening. I walk in with a bag a gift bag. I give this man the gift bag opens it Fucking loves that loves that sweatshirt. I never got anything See you in supreme. I, did he just like change the subject? He's like, what, the weather's crazy out today?

Then like I got so awkward that I was like. Did you hook up with him that night? Yes, we did. I slept over because I genuinely didn't know how to get out of the fucking situation. because it was also he I remember he had flown in to New York he was like in Miami He flew into New York to be there for Valentine's Day

So it was like late at night that I even oh, so he was like I'm the gift Even yeah, like he wasn't even supposed to be there for Valentine's Day and he was like guess what surprise like I'm come I'm gonna come back early to hang out with you for Valentine's Day. So I think it was like 9.30, 10 that I even went over. And so I did spend the night, but I am happy to say that after that, we never hung out again. I was just like, this guy is dusty, got to go.

I don't trust him. Don't trust him. My go to that will, you don't have to spend a lot of money, but it'll actually make them so happy as always food. Grab him some food. I don't know if I'm doing, like, a meal. Yeah, I think it could be a cute idea. Like a chocolate bar.

Yeah, to get, like, a fruit. For like a fruit, that's these. Something that, like, honestly, take that guy's scrapbook idea. You're like, here's an empty book. But we can't, for all our thoughts and dreams, that like honestly take that guy's scrapbook idea. You're like, here's an empty book. We can't stop it. For all our thoughts and dreams. For our future baby list names.

I also would get like, if he likes, like the Ravens, get him a fucking Ravens hat. There's also a few, like, it's not like home decor, but it's like something men would never buy. Like, home spray and like a candle and they have those like, those oil things that you put those little sticks in. Like I always think that's like an inexpensive gift that's like here. Here's to make your like apartment smell better because you're girls.

It's also like kind of putting your stamp on his apartment because you know no dude. We get that for them. Yup. And that's how we're always thinking. You are sneaky. Because you know what girl would walk in there and be like, he had like lay-labbo candles. Yeah, he didn't get that for himself.

Ha ha ha. Dealing with family, asking the OMG, you're still single at every holiday function. That's when you go right back at them. You say OMG, Uncle Steve, you're still bald? Yeah. Or it just be like, I know, thank God. So scary out there for you guys.

Mike, I would just be like, oh my God, I know, I'm so lucky. OMG, Aunt Carol, do you still hate your husband? I actually have an Aunt Carol. Everyone does. I don't really have a good answer for this because I didn't grow up in a family. I grew up in a family that's more like, oh, do you have a boyfriend still?

Get rid of that. Like I'm so funny. My family doesn't like, something they don't like when they have a significant other, but it freaks them out, I almost. Like, because my family sees me at 12. I do think though there's some sexism. Yeah. Like, because as a good glare, you are so successful. You're so good looking. Like

you're killing your job. You're 28. You're single. And you'll be at the family function. They're like, so are you dating anyone? Oh, you haven't met anyone? Like, when it's like, no, but I'm rich. Actually, my mom, when I was like single, this was a couple of years ago, someone in our family was like kind of asking my mom like, oh, and like, is she not dating anyone? And my mom's response was so fucking fire.

She goes, oh, a few people. And I was like, oh, fucking savage. Here I am with like a dry phone. And my mom just straight up answered for me. And she was like, um, fucking savage. Here I am with like a dry phone. And my mom just straight up answered for me and she was like, oh, so many people. She just like, she really can't choose because she's just having so much fun. I was like, oh, so I think that's a great answer.

I was like, him is so right. When people say, are you still single? Be like, I mean, I'm talking a bunch of people. Like, no one's like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, like I'm dating a few people. Yeah. It just, I know everyone's gonna get asked questions like that when you're single and it's so annoying. What to do for New Year's that's not lame and expensive?

I'm honestly having the same problem. Yeah, you were hitting me up about that. I think a house party with like 10 people is fire. I was thinking about doing like a staycation in a hotel. Oh, with Craig, like, because I don't like really want to go out, out, and I don't really feel like traveling this year, but I don't wanna be like home and do what I do literally every Saturday night

So I might like go and stay to hotel with Craig and just like order room service and like get that's fun drunk and might like the bed Honestly, I'm doing I have like I have a 6 p.m. Show in New York City if I don't want to come with the stand and I have I'm doing like a couple shows and then I might hang out the girls got eat girls. I feel like stand-up is a fun thing to do. Can you wear black to a wedding? Yeah I think you should only wear black to a wedding. I think you should. Yeah actually there's like this. There's this like old old rule that says that women who are married are the ones that should wear black to a wedding and women who aren't married should be in color Wow, I didn't know that but I don't think anyone really like abides by that But yeah, what if you were thinking of wearing a color, but you hear that the bridesmaids might be wearing that color. Do you change your dress? Wow, I just got ya.

Yeah, you really just dumped me on that one. Like I'm planning on wearing, okay, so say I'm planning on wearing a pale pink dress to a wedding, but then I hear that the bridesmaids are wearing pale pink. Do I change my dress? No, because the bridesmaid dresses are gonna be awful Like name a bridesmaid dress that isn't that like that's groundbreaking also

True I actually really love when brides have their bridesmaids wear white Honestly wearing white was the only thing that made me feel special I told you I went up to my little cousin who was like 12. He showed up to my engagement party in a white shirt. And I said, get over here, you little fucking asshole. You scolded me for a white bathing suit. A fucking spoiled brat. If you ever were a fucking white Mivasan again, I'm gonna fucking steal your iPad.

Remember, in Sierra, they're showed up to your wedding in a bathing suit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha suit. That's the best moment. Look, I wanted my friends to look hot at my wedding. But like, okay, I would rather Sierra wear literal thong to my wedding, as long as it's not white. Wait, I met a girl the other night. I was out to dinner and this girl came up to me and she was like, oh my god, I just have to tell you that my best friend

were doing her bachelor at party in a couple of weeks and we're going to Miami and she said that if her bachelor at party isn't like the episode of Giggly Squad where we talked about your bachelor at, they're not friends anymore. And I was like, you have a lot to live up to. Have you ever heard of the camp, the church camp game? The same word because if that's not played, that's a good show.

We started a job rule. We ended with church camp games. That's a spectrum. That's hard to beat. Okay, final question for you. Rocking outfits I love, but my husband hates. I feel silly when he doesn't like my fit. Okay, so interesting because this actually happened to me the other night. Well, actually Greg would never say that he doesn't like my outfit because he knows that he doesn't know and he also is like too nice to like say that. I, there are times where I'm like, shoot, I kind of want to look a little bit sexier for this moment of like going out with my boyfriend, but I know that what I'm wearing is super cool

and the girls will like it. So I kind of stay, so I'll usually stay in the outfit unless it's like a night where I'm like, I really want to look hot on this date night and I want to show a little bit more skin. But I, now that I'm in my 30s, I fully dressed for the girls. Like last night we went out on a date,

and I wore, I couldn't have been more covered up. I wore a maxi dress that was also a turtle mac, and then I put a blazer on over it. Like, I could see nothing but my face. And I loved it. It was a great outfit. You think about it. If you're at the club and a girl comes up and says she likes

your outfit or a guy comes up and says he likes your outfit, who do you like the compliment more from? The girl. Because you know, they didn't have to do it. They have no ulterior motives. They are just stating a fact. I'm going to use a comedy example. Sometimes people say like certain people

won't laugh at your jokes, and that's actually a good thing. Okay, because they have no sense of humor. Because yeah, it's like maybe you don't want to be connecting with those kinds of people that they think you should is funny. I don't want. So it's like, sometimes you don't want certain people to think you're off it's good. Sometimes it's good that he doesn't like you're off it.

Oh, yes, yes. Because being, like, okay, perfect example. Really? If he likes your outfit, change bitch. Reality TV. You're not pushing the fashion hard enough. I don't want everyone to like me. Because like, some people are fucking weird.

And I don't want them to be like in my universe. Like the people that like me. The people that like me, I fuck with them. If everyone likes you. Yeah, if everyone likes you and is like on your side, then you're not authentic to you. Like you're not authentic, you're fake out bitch. So like I don't want everyone to like me

because not everyone has good taste. Wow. And that is our fucking manifestation moment. But a blessed, blessed episode. We're gonna blessed episode. Merry Christmas. Are we gonna, are we recording next week? We're gonna take Christmas off. We're gonna take Christmas off.

And then we're gonna do our best of episode for New Year's, I think. Okay, amazing. And then we'll have a lot of updates for everything that went down over the holidays and New Year's. Okay, great. Thanks for giggling with us. Have the best holiday ever. Happy Hanukkah. Merry christ, Lerp.

Merry christ, Rebecca! Ah!