Giggly Squad - Giggling about SXSW, bad actors, and blow job hacks

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

We soft launched Giggly Squad on TikTok! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up my Gob stoppers? Remember that shit that would just straight up break your teeth and they were like that's supposed to happen Every time you say something I in my head try and think of like what you're gonna say it never one time I obviously got you right but like Do you remember that TikTok trend where it's like we're testing soulmates and you close your eyes and you just say different numbers with your hands I actually where's the science behind that? I saved that tiktok because when we go to Boston for our tour, you know how like randomly we do

weird things in the hotel room, I want to do that tiktok and see if we're right. I love that you're like, I'm gonna do this with Hannah not Craig. Okay, Craig doesn't really like, no t like no TikTok like the man sends me reels Oh, I know and then the other day he said to me He was like I really want to launch my TikTok. Can you help? I was like it's not like what's the PR strategy. I was like it's not like a launching kind of thing It's just kind of I love our crags like can we soft launch my tick to talk I love our crags. Like can we soft launch my tick?

to talk No, he literally wants to soft launch a tick talk. I'm like Thing you do, but this is the thing Craig has main character energy because he's like I'm not just gonna start posting on ticktack I need a launch party He's like I need the whole world to know like I'm dropping an album He's like, I need the whole world to know. Like, I'm dropping an album. It doesn't understand how like, I, like, when I'll do TikToks, he's like, how do you know that? And I lie to him and I'm just like,

if you have TikTok, you know every single TikTok, like, I don't get how you don't get that. He's like, what do you mean? I'm like, I literally sat here and memorized it and now I'm doing it. Perfect segue. Gagley Squad has soft- has soft launched a TikTok account. We didn't tell anyone about it.

I honestly didn't even know about it until I saw it. I don't think I told you. I didn't tell you. I called the lane one day and I said how do you feel about starring in TikTok? And she's like, you guys are so annoying. I'm really know, amazing. So we're putting up our best clips. So follow us on TikTok, I get Giggly Squad.

And then Elena was also saying how me and you were both very good at TikTok, but at very different styles. Man, are you fake press ons on or are those your nails? Oh, these are just my static nails. Oh, they're fake. Only one fell off this weekend. And I brought the glue with me, so I do admin now, but just for nails.

They look really good, and I'm not gonna lie. I was gonna be fucking pissed if those were your real nails. No, well, men can't tell, so we're winning. Also, I love who I'm like, I forgot my laptop and my podcast equipment, but I did bring glue for a fake nail. Here's the thing, I think we should come out with our online of fake press on nails because I was doing them the other night.

What is the science behind the glue stick? Why isn't it not like an Elmer's glue stick and why am I sitting there squeezing out of this minuscule little tube that doesn't move. You literally squeeze it with my fist. Because I think if you put too much, you'll never get it off. Like, remember that girl who put glue in her hair? Okay, she used super glue.

I'm glad, Pian. Yeah, well, it should just be a glue stick and it should be one swipe. A one swipe a one swipe Okay, I could see us doing a collab. I want to do a collab Side note if everyone's like why does Paige sound like she's kidnapped in a basement one she is to do you want to explain? How it's my second coat today with my boyfriend just having a lovely couple of day getaway, got home late last night, did all my outfits, did all my outfits in record breaking time. To the point that Craig was like, oh my god, you just did

outfits so quick and I love when he acknowledges that part of like my personality. And so we reliant. The entire personality. Yeah. We had a moment. High five. Yeah, we did. He was like, that's what shows, you know, like she's gone. Get to Mexico, get off the plane, feeling myself.

Lugages and arriving till tomorrow. So I have nothing yet again. Is it everyone's or just yours? Just mine, just mine and Crags. I mean, it's at the point you're kind of laughing, right? You're like, I mean, not- Delta, you silly goose. I literally, because now you can track your baggage.

Mine is on the tarmac in Atlanta. See you in small claim score. I was like, Delta, I will see you in small claims court. I will see you in small claims court. Like I'm literally only here for like four days and just and I lost a day of outfits. I don't want to be a bitch, but like I don't know how many outfits you pack for four days in Mexico, but you should be able to take that as a carry on. We cannot trust these baggage senders. That's just like you just like really that's the meanest thing you've ever sent to me honestly.

How many pairs of shoes did you mean and hearts and gloves and bikinis? I okay and accessories for the gloves and the hats. You also have accessories. I had to check a bag because then Craig is having me go to Charleston on Friday to go to a wedding weekend. Oh, Jesus Christ This is when you kind of want to be single, right? Yeah Not that easy. He was like, it's not easy to go to Mexico and then come home with me What's not easy? And I was like you don't get how many outfits that is I was like well when well, when I get to Charleston, I can't leave the house except for the wedding, because I'm not packing outfits for it.

I'm kind of sounds nice, but they don't factor the name when you become like in a relationship. You have to not only go to your own weddings, but all their weddings and pretend you want to be there. I don't know. This is like one of those weddings where I legitimately don't know one person. Honestly, just like go to the bathroom with some like chicken and eat it. And the bathroom stall, like Lindsey Lohan and the book and even mean girls, that's what I would do. And I hate being that girlfriend that's like to their boyfriend, like, where are you going? What are you doing?

But like when I don't know people and I have to be forced to have small chalk. I physically sweat because I'm like, I don't want to be a bitch, but I don't want to like think of things to talk about because it makes me anxious. My recommendation for these situations is when your boyfriend is like joking with another guy, make eye contact with that guy's girlfriend and start making fun of them with her, because that's where you'll really bond Like how annoying are they how stupid are they? What's your good to how Exasperated are we with them?

Yeah, I'm mature. They are and just bond over that and the next you know you kind of have a friend Cuz yet you want to find that one girl that is similar energy to you and like stick with her all night You don't need to make friends with everyone. It just takes one. Okay. If anyone that's listening that's going to this one, I am the best. For one friend and one friend only. I also want to congratulate you because you just announced that you're dropping your own

Amazon line, which is fucking so exciting. I mean, did you manifest this? I absolutely manifested this. Hannah, thank you so fucking much. It's coming out in May. Any tea, give us the tea. Anything you're allowed to give, give the giglers. I'm getting all of the samples next week.

I had 15 samples made and I have to narrow it down to like seven. So I'm going to it down to like seven. So I'm gonna show the samples on Instagram. People be able to like vote what they like better. I wanted to do a very like 60s mod moment. We love. And I want to do things that you could wear in different ways and obviously I did two sets

because like, you have to. We're lazy, we like a set. So you could wear it up or down depending on how you accessorize the pieces. Wear it up, wear it down, or transition it into the fall. Because these are summer pieces, but you can wear some of them in the fall. I love, and I like how like the 70s is back,

the 90s is back, but you're like, let's do some 60s and take it next level. I also just envisioned you as Tim Gunn like when the samples come being like oh they're gonna oh no oh no you need to fix this you're gonna have to fix this. You have to back immediately. You gotta get moving. You have no time left. I'm worried. I'm worried. I want to announce to Goui that I'm going to Atlanta and Charlotte this week for stand up. That's exciting. And me and you, Paige has been working on a secret project that's now over. Thank God. I'm, I just came from South by Southwest for the first time and I have updates. Wait, I need to know how Texas is and are you happier that we're doing your bachelorette in Miami or would you have wanted to do it in Austin? You know what?

Love Austin so much more than Nashville. I said it. I haven't been to either. But Austin I kept joking because they're like, Austin's weird, Austin's weird. And I'm like, you know what's fucking weird? New York City. Go in one subway, and you'll see a guy like eating the head of a pigeon, and you're just like, morning Steve. And that. So like Austin's quirky, Austin's cute,

Austin's a little bit silly. They have some vegan restaurants, but I would not call it weird. I literally gone to a fight with the garbage man the other night in New York City. Like, you know, like the norm. But awesome is very cool, but do you know what South by Southwest is? Not really at all.

I don't think anyone does. It's like a NFT. It is an NFT. Because sometimes I've heard it and feel like, oh my god, you're going to South by Southwest. And I'm like, no, not this year, but I've never been in my life. I thought it was for like, I thought it was for like apps.

Like I thought it was like a technology. You're not wrong. Okay. Des was like, it's a music festival. And I was like, well, I don't do drugs, slash. I don't really care for a music festival right now in my life. But then I went there to do stand up. So there was a comedy festival, there was a film festival. There was and then there's these apps like Slack and Patreon have like these fun

areas that you hang out with food and lounge. It's just basically people who are in the industry excuses to drink. Texas was like we are removing ourselves from the United States of America. We're taking all of the festivals. We're doing it at one time. The synergy. Yeah. I feel like the word synergy is probably used a lot there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I had the most wild night of my life. Okay, tell me.

I performed stand up and I was supposed to go to dinner with some industry, whatever. And they were like, oh, they're actually getting fucked up at the bar. We're skipping dinner. And I was like, okay, that is honestly honestly the raw none of these people know you get to the bar and I realized why they all stayed because there was like a celebrity there a celebrity celebrity real real live a list I'm gonna have you guessed a real a-lister. He's like the king of Texas He's older

Mathin Conne. No, he's done like a cable TV show kind of reality TV A cable TV show kind of reality TV the king of very rich Very rich kind of reality TV, the King of Very Rich. Very rich. I guess this is very rich, A-L-I don't know if you know he's from Texas, so don't. It's like a new word, all? Like, yeah.

I think. Like, okay, we're gonna give you a series. We like sports. He's known as a businessman Tom Brady He's older than Tom Brady okay, he did a show that had to do with business He did a show that had to do with business where people would pitch ideas. Mark Houston. Wow. He's from Texas. So he like owns the Dallas Mavericks. I guess he's from Texas. I don't know. They

treat him like the king. So all these people are part of him. He's more obsessed with him. Obsessed. And I've just seen him on Shark Tank. I'll be honest with you that man is that man is scary You know the tech tech I'm in there with gay You like I don't care. I know I was like I I got you were the same couple hundred million dollars difference, but honestly we're the same But this I basically I'm from New York as in like we're taught don't bother celebrities. So I'm like, okay, I'll be cool But I have to say this man is a I Don't know if my tape type is completely changed, but he is a Zaddy

Well, yeah fit. Okay, your type has not changed at all with the fuck If you were like, I don't know if my type of change, but he's short, he's red. And I'd be concerned. You literally just listed what you all used to talk. I just think like with girls, like I never was in to older guys and then I hit 30 and I'm like only 40

and above. Yeah. 50, I think he's 60. OK, so we're sitting. No, I was just talking about my manager and a friend and we're eating nachos as you do in Austin And I'm talking. I'm talking. I don't realize it's me my friend a manager and Mark Cuban sitting there eating tacos Like I didn't realize he was standing next to me. You're like you ever had tacos before? So I turned to him and I noticed earlier he said he didn't want the burrito.

So I was like, oh, now you're eating the burrito. Like I just go in like he's a hot guy. Yeah. You know, like I had to go for it. I was like, do it for the pod, do it for the gig. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, you know, I'm vegan, but I realized this one's vegan. And I was like, cool, cool, cool.

Oh, and I go by the way, I love Steve Nash and Darknewhitsky because I got to drop the like sports knowledge. And he was like, whoa, cool, cool. Oh, and I go by the way, I love Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki, because I got to drop the sports knowledge, and he was like, whoa, that's old school of you. I didn't tell you either of those people are. Steve Mattin Portant, they played for the Dallas Maverick. So I was just like dropping, and he's like, that's old school, and I'm kind of laughed. And then he walked away, and my manager was like,

that was awesome. I'm like, what'd you think I was gonna do, like piss myself? Like, I'm like, what do you think I was going to do like piss myself? Like, I'm like, I've talked to scarier people. You're a man. I think you're engaged to Mark Cuban. I just have to let people know. Mark Cuban is so kind. He knew the name of every single person in the bar was the kind of person where you could just like say something his way and he'll like acknowledge it and smile. We went to a TikTok party with him. He was like

signing every- the people signed stuff anymore. Taking photos. Talk. Yeah, correct. I was around the sharp in his pocket like it's 1997. I'm like what was the last time you signed something? you'd be surprised page. Okay. I mean, we did sign that girl's boobs in Seattle, but I was a one off. So I just want to let the giggler's note, this is a Mark Cuban stand podcast. If you have a problem, you can DM it, but we love him. I love when we have a new crush. I think the best part of Famous people is when they're famous like imagine being famous for just being so fucking rich

I think that's the best way to be famous Apparently towards the end someone was like apparently Apparently they were trying to kick him out and he was like, oh, buy this bar. Like he was joking, but we were like, he's serious. Imagine if any confrontation you have moving forward, you could always like, if you're losing conversation, you could always just be like, I'll buy you and you're like, I'll buy this DMV right now.

Oh my God. Oh, buy this McDonald's where is my ranch? You're like at a hotel. They have no towels. You're like, and I own the hotel now. You're fire. I think at one point, he was like being really nice to the woman letting us into the party. And it's not that you shouldn't be nice to everyone at the party, but like he, I just thought he wouldn't be. And at one point, he said something to me. And I was like, I said to him, I was like, you're so chill and kind and nice. Like I said that to Mark Cuban. And he was like, oh, I'll just wait till

I get a little drunker. I might puke and that'll be annoying. And I was like, no, my friend Paige pukes a lot. I pitched him, Giggly squad. I'm like, honestly, my friend Paige pukes a lot. I pitched him giggly squad. I'm like, honestly, we just need two million to like get it all around. Get it ground. Also, I feel like we are very jaded being from New York. Like if you go other places, people say hi to you when you walk in stores.

And I'm like, are you trying to steal my wallet? Do you not feel like the Uber drivers were talking to me and Austin I felt super violated. They were like so what are you here for and I was like um not sex trafficking sir. I was like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't know. No, I'm horrible. I'm not horrible, right? Oh, answer, but then they also give you an option to say like, I don't wanna talk in the Uber, but that's even bitchier. No, anyone who clicks that is a straight up asshole. You couldn't catch me clicking that button, even though like, I want to, just know I want to. I to get a burger but I'm not doing that to the poor guy. No it's basically saying

you don't like them without even meeting them. So South by Southwest overall was fun it was it's pretty chaotic. I learned that I'm the only person who uses Yelp except for like dads do you use Yelp ever? I've looked at it. Like what do you mean when you say you use the help? Like when I'm in a different place, like a different state and I want to get brunch, I go to Yelp and I type in brunch and all the brunch spots pop up and my manager was like, my dad uses Yelp. But I don't do that. I do have to say I've never used Yelp to yell at a business. But do you read them?

You read the reviews? No, no. It's like, it's like reading, who's leaving reviews on a Yelp restaurant? They gave like CVS Pharmacy a one. I'm like, okay. Sometimes that place is chaotic, so I have to read that. I'm like, switch the aisles one more time, see what fucking happened.

How many years are we gonna have Easter candy on the shelf? No, it's so crazy. That's interesting that you use Yelp. I don't... Oh, like what do you do when you're trying to find a restaurant? Wait, hold on. something wild just happened. In our hotel, there's two doors that open up into the bathroom. It's like two separate ways to get into the bathroom.

Greg just opened one of the sliding doors and is literally in the tub. So I'm literally on vacation with Hugh Hefner right now and I'm scared. Wait, I love his self-care, nightly ritual. Does he have a mask on? No, but I am getting Craig into like a skincare routine at night time. And by skincare routine, I mean, I'm just putting moisturizer on his face and rubbing it in like this because the other day I told him to wash his face before bed and he said, I don't know how to do that without taking a shower.

That is the most boy thing I've ever heard. We get in one of those wipes where, or like a toner where when you wipe yourself, you can see the dirt. I'm not gonna lose. Cause he likes satisfaction, like that. Positive reinforcement. Yes, you need like the simple things to trick them. Like, there's a reward after. Absolutely.

Can we do, because I've been literally like foaming up the mouth. Can we do this from page news? Yeah. Yes, budge. Let's get into it. What the fuck? Okay, when you first saw the text, I feel like everyone knows where they were. This is one of those moments where it's like, where were you when you saw the Kanye West, Pete Davidson text. I was in the car.

I was in my hotel room. And Isabella and I were both reading it at the same time and then looked and goes, did you? And I said yes. I mean, I thought they were 100% fake. I thought they were 100% real. Okay, my next question is on a scale from one to 10, how much did you want to marry Pete Davidson after you read them? When he sent the picture and said embed with your wife, I lost my mind. I love it. This feud every 30 minutes has a different PR new cycle, right? Because everyone was like, okay, Kanye is just like being insane. But then Pete Davidson, he's poking the bear.

He's loving it. I love him. But then P. Davidson he's poking the bear I loving it, but then Kim is basically like Kanye you picked up our daughter this morning. How crazy But then Kanye just came back with like a long paragraph that I did not read but but it's a comeback to it Oh, I haven't seen that yet, but his paragraphs are like reading a fourth graders because you're like, that's not where the comm goes. And like, this is a run-on sentence. This is a run-on sentence. I don't know. And he just, this space is for when he wants to put a, I'm like, just put the period. Just write a period. You don't have to space, space, space, and then new word. Well, he also posted like four videos talking to the camera, remember? And he was exposing like private information about North and like the school she went to

and... And yes, and him just being upset with like North and Kim's TikTok, I actually, before he even brought this up, I actually think that Kim and Courtney are allowing their daughters to do TikTok in such a like age appropriate way. Yeah, I also just realized the most problematic thing about all of this is, what about your other three children Kanye? No, it's like, it's about going, um, um, did you forget you have three other kids?

Cause that's a problem. Um, also are, are you just decided North is your favorite? Absolutely. Don't love that. Those other three are gonna be in deep therapy. I have an older sibling, so I actually totally understand that narrative. Um, I feel like Psalm is like turning 17, seeing of these and being like what the fuck dad? Oh my god, you know what I watched also not all

I watched on the plane house of Gucci. I Started house of Gucci on the plane and then my I lost my service. Did you watch all of it? Every single minute of it you must watch it because I Watch the first half. Here's the difference. Here's the difference that like no one's talking about and I think it might be a little bit tapu. But I'm going to say it anyway. I watched it as if I went back to the old country and was like full Italian woman.

I was like, I connect with these people. Like I get this mentality and everyone's like this woman is Monster, I mean she went to jail for 15 years. She hired a hitman on her husband. Mm-hmm In her defense He was cheating on her with a blonde So I was just like You don't fuck with an Italian woman like that and not expect to have your life on the fucking line. I believe the gun take the canole.

Did she pull the trigger? Did she or did she? Did you dick go in another woman? Did you dick go in another woman? Yes, you're done. You're dead to me, you're dead to my family. You dead to the entire fucking country of Italy. I was just like, I know murder is wrong. I do know that. But I was like, hello, he divorced her out of nowhere. Yes, she was a monster. Yes, she was extremely calculating, but a good business woman. he lost the entire business after he divorced her because He just couldn't run a company without her

My question is how did you do like the outfits? How'd you like the acting? How'd you like Lady Gaga? She's amazing lady Gaga. I genuinely think is probably The only real triple threat of our generation. Oh my God. Because she can sing, she can perform, she can put on a concert, her acting, top notch. Like if she was just an actor, she would still be famous. I mean, she's doing iconic roles. And like, for example, I love Jennifer Aniston. I know Jennifer Aniston is really good at being Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Asin is Jennifer Asin in every movie. We're like Lady Gaga. I remember thinking I hope she doesn't act just like the girl from following a shallow. What is it called? What is that? A star is born a star Showing shallow. No, that's our autobiography The gig the story of gigley squad falling and He's very shallow. You know I love Jennifer Lopez.

I think she can do no wrong except when she's in a movie. You know, like it's not great. I want Jennifer Lopez is the same in every movie. Who else is the same in every movie? This is a good game. Like yeah, Jennifer Aniston is definitely the spawn the same movie I love it so hot when he was younger fans spawn same in every movie um wow I'm gonna say M&M You know who else I'm gonna be kind of like a sneaky one. Oh tell me Chris Pine

You know what you're so right. These hot dudes are the same in every movie, Channing Tatum. Kind of the same in everything. Yeah. You're watching it for them. You're not watching it for like the character they're about. Like Chris Evans. Same in every movie. Same in every movie. Chris Evans? Same in every movie. Same in every movie. Um. Also, I hate to say it. Jennifer Lawrence is such a good actress,

but it's Jennifer Lawrence trying to be different in every movie. Yeah. Yes. Even Emma Stone too. I love Emma Stone too. And Emma Stone, very lovely. Like tell me easy A and Lollolane,

we're not the same girl, just like growing up a little. Same movie. Oh my god, same in every movie, Ryan Gosling. Same in every movie. Every movie. There's people of one Oscars. Crazy, stupid love, the notebook. Same guy.

Same guy. Same guy, just older and shorter hair. Wow. We just like Steve Correll. Same with every shot. What actor is different? Tom Hanks. I mean Tom Hanks can do no wrong. Kendall Washington. Yes. Yes. Wow. People don't talk about this enough. Sometimes people get famous and then they're just famous for being them and you can't see them outside of you. You know who's great? Because she came in such a unique character, Margot Robbie. Wow.

Because she came in to walk in like this and then next thing you know she's playing itanya and you're like who is that? Yes, you're so great. Right. Are we film critics? We really are. No, I think we are. Are we the the SAG actor guild award? Yeah, when they think they academy, they're thinking. It just me and you with food in our bed being like Tom Hanks is really

gonna act. I always feel like that when I watch like the Oscars. I'm like, that's what she picked to wear and I'm like full homeless. I'm like, oh my god, get a stylus. I just thought of another actress that's what she picked to wear and I'm like, full homeless. I'm like, oh my god, get a stylus. I just thought of another actress that's always themselves. And half a life.

Julie Roberts. Oh, that's not good. She's such a good one. I have another man. Who? Nathan. Who? Be some state them. Yes, I have another one. I have another man. Who? Who? Be some state. Yes, I have another one. Okay. Liam Hemsworth. I love this game. I'm literally googling famous actors. Okay, do you agree with this? Will Smith? No, no, he's great at King Richard.

He was great at King Richard. That's sure. He was. Robert De Niro, obviously. Obviously. Anyone Mafia related? Same in every movie. Al Pacino, yeah. Also like anyone in act, that's only in action movies? True. Also I just... Oh my god! You know that I read like an article the other day about um, Army Hammer and the rumors is that he's back with his wife. Really? Where?

They were like seen in the Bahamas like holding hands and that's apparently where he was like doing rehab. Wow. I know. I also thought of one more. And it's really good. What is that? Oh, and Wilson. That's really bad. What is that? Owen Wilson. That's really bad. That's true.

That's true. Literally comedians, action movie stars. Sandra, no, not Sandra Bullock. She's on the cusp. She needs to do one more movie that's like blindside and she... No, she was pretty much herself in that movie. I did say like if there's another Netflix top 10 of like a shitty Sandra Bullock movie and I love Sandra Bullock but they're definitely like not even writing scripts for her. They're just like put her Sandra Bullock on it.

Yeah. Like the unforgivables was so bad. I have to show you what it's like. I think because I feel like it's like you trust her. Yeah, you trust her and she deserves better. And they probably paid her so much money, but you feel tricked. Like, okay, I watched it. Yeah.

I want the last three hours in my life back. Oh, God. I don't think we're done though, talking about Kanye and Kim and them. Cause I also wanna say, in the same day, Kim also dropped a new swim line and the trailer for the Hulu Kardashian thing. I'm pumped for the Hulu Kardashian things. Yes, also, do you remember how Kylie Jenner's swim line was a huge bust? Oh my god, I forgot about that.

And everyone was like, what the fuck is this band-aid? I even have a lip kit anymore. Does Kylie do makeup anymore? The Kardashians really are just like, I know people love to hate them, but even if you love to hate them, you have to be a little bit intrigued by them. No matter how much people hate them, the reason the articles keep coming is because it's the most clicked on articles. These journalists write about what gets clicked on the most. So no matter how many people say, stop writing about them. You're still clicking on the article. Right. And it's just, I mean, they've been, they've been famous for almost 20 years. It's insane. Also, Pete Davidson is going to be on the show.

No, I'll lose that. How do you know that? Yes. Because they start talking about it. They show her texting him and Chris Jenner, Custa Confessional being like, this is such an unlikely romance, but we love it. I like that she, like I can't think of Pete Davidson.

Any other way, other than like someone like one of our friends, friends from Staten Island, who happened to be in the right place at the right time. Like the fact that he's driving around Calabasas in her Bentley, like smoking a joint out the window, I feel like it's a movie. And it's a movie of this like, small town Staten Island guy who randomly got famous. and I can't think of it any other way.

I also heard that he has jokes about how he slept in his mom's bed for like a really long time. Like he has like who loves his mom so much. So everyone's like, oh, it makes sense. He found love with a mom. Oh, I found another mom. That's just some P David's in tea. What else is going on? Um, okay, well, you know, Giggler's obviously know that we have like a list where we write things down our shared note, but we don't tell each other like what we're going to talk about because we want our first reactions. I went on to look at it today and Hannah wrote down strep throat spread. You're gonna die. And this is a segue into like blow jobs. I'm like so intrigued. I mean you nailed it because you're a hoe. You just soft-launched your slut face

Soft launch is just I love to make soft-launched I can't wait for Craig soft-launch of his take-dug and make it like the worst take-dug ever and be like it's so good Like just fuck up the transition anyway So I was talking to my friend who went to boarding school. And one thing I know about boarding school is fucked up things happen at boarding school. And she said she used to bully whoever would get strep throat to give everyone like their strep throat spray that numbs the back of your throat so they can give killer blow jobs. Okay, I have a problem with this and only because I don't think I need to give a killer blow jobs. Okay, I have a problem with this and only because I don't think I can give a killer blow job. But because I thought you were going to talk about strap throat spray in terms of like

how much it actually does work. And I mean for strap throat. Oh, it's incredible. It's amazing. And it also like just numbs the back of your throat. Like you know with dentists, when they put the numbing stuff, I'm numb everywhere. I can't feel my nose.

I'm like, this just hits the perfect spot in the back of your throat. And you're just like, I didn't know about it until maybe a couple of years ago when one of my friends was like, oh, you have a sore throat, just use this spray and it'll go away. And I became obsessed with that. Did I think that it's fully? Yeah, like totally went through my brain, but I didn't really summon one into it.

You become like an addict, you're like, I mean, there's some more of that spray. I need that spray. Imagine if a brand listens to this and sends us like hundreds of sort of spread. I would love that. But I do have to tell the gagging gigglers out there that deep throating does not necessarily always make a better BJ, okay? It's a fun skill, it's a fun thing to throw out there,

but it's not like, you know, I guess when you're younger, the idea of deep-throating, you're like, I'm a porn star. Yeah. And then when you're older, you care about it that much. Um, the best advice I ever got on that, I was literally in high school in my best, I had like, never, I was still a virgin at the time, and my best friend in high school in my best, I had like never, I was still a virgin at the time and my best friend in high school had like, not everyone and their dad. She just knew everything. And the tip of advice, no pun intended,

that she gave me, she was like, even if you're not into it and you don't really want to be doing it, pretend like you really like it and then like they think you really like it and then it's actually really good and I've held that pretend plus years. Your friend there is a hero. Yeah, she's not a hero. All those girls who like had sex once in school and then were called like the town hoe they not only put themselves out there but then they educated all the women in the real set They were like, you know how you all got into circle after the night when your friend hooked up with someone and you're like, what?

Was it like what happened? Did it have horns? Being at the lunch table with like all my girlfriends in high school and like being like who's still a virgin And now they're back on it. Like that was insane. Yeah, like we were sexually harassing each other, but like, you know after your friend had sex, you're like, all right, do you feel different now? Is everything different? And nothing's different, but you're like, yeah.

They get told to kill. We're like, we're just like not in the same, like realm anymore. It's like once you're in love, like you'll get it, it like you'll understand that and then you do it for the first time you're like that was More than you were ball that was awful. I have like a whole 15 minute comedy bit about how traumatizing losing your virginity is But do people warn you how bad it's hurts? No, it's like childbirth. Yeah, but people all you hear about sex is how amazing it is.

And then your hymen gets torn open and you're like, Ow! You think there's something wrong with you, and then you have to pretend like you're so good. Yes, and that's why I think no one talks about it, because you're like, Oh, it's supposed to be amazing, or I'm like a a lesbian if I didn't like that, which is totally okay. Using your virginity and being like, maybe I'm a lesbian. Yes, I'm gay because I would you couldn't pay me to do that again. And then you think like, wait, I have to do that hundreds of times.

My boyfriend creates a ridiculous. But um, so all those girls out there who had a hard time losing your virginity we feel you we hear you we love you. I just put this jump throw spray in your vagina. No immediate UTI. All of it can I just tell you also. My DMs have gone from like, what should I wear?

Where did you get this? Where do you get your bathing suit? But, too. I have a trick for UTIs. I have this doctor for UTIs. I heard you get UTIs. And I'm like, when did I become the UTIs of UTI? That's super funny because my DMs are now filled with,

hey, Paige isn't responding to me. Can you tell her that she needs to conduct this person for her UTI? Or I don't think she has UTIs. I think she's actually suffering from this teller ASAP or she could be in trouble. And I'm like, this is a lot of power for me to pressure for me. Right. You're like, hey, I heard sticking lemon wedges up. But you're not really help me try it.

Also answer your DMs. You've done this. I'm like your press secretary. People go through me because you don't answer your DMs, which is honestly mentally healthy. Mom, it gets me too much anxiety. You're in Mexico. The best part, my favorite part about Mexico,

is the food. What did you guys just eat? Hannah, when I tell you, we literally just ordered like the left side of the menu. We got tacos, we got cheeseburger salad. Hosta? It was on there. I can't leave a pasta on there not like try it. That's like weird to my heritage. And Craig like knows that about me now. Like, he would never order pasta. Or he sat down at a dinner the other night.

I was like, I've never had homemade chicken parm. And I really contemplated just ending it right there at that dinner, but I didn't. But now he's just like, knows to order me pasta and bread anywhere. I don't know, opposite the track. Did he get the tortilla soup? They didn't have that,

but he got two different kinds of soup. If there's a soup on the menu, he's ordering it except he does not fuck with cold soup. He's offended if anyone even brings it up. I love a potato-ly cold soup. Like a this spacho? Is that a ceviche? No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. Friday. Is so good. You asked me answered. You asked me answered. I just envisioned what Craig's TikTok is gonna be. It's him just reviewing soups. I think he showed. Like just different soups. And he could talk about anything during it,

but he's always eating a soup. bar stool with the pizza Craig with soup I think it's just every time he wants to talk about something he needs to be Regardless of what it is he needs to be at a restaurant eating a soup there Speaking of food, I just Stuffed my face and ate my body weight in Indian food and I want to tell the gigglers what I order when ordering Indian You know that I've never had Indian food We'll do it when you're back because I I'm like that friend that I'm like I know what we're gonna order guys and this is what you do and

This is simple like this is if you don't like too spicy. This is like straight up chicken tikka masala like too spicy. This is like straight up. Chicken Tika Masala with Basmati Rice done. We've had that rice before. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. She's like, yeah, bitch, I'm super culture.

I had Basmati Rice. Then, lambariani with yogurt sauce. It sounds like you're literally just naming your ex-boyfriends. Lamberiani literally went to high school with him. He was on the football team and he never texted you back. We got it. Stop bringing him up. Lamberiani is with Hallyanne. Lame is like a nickname of like the offensive line. Like what's up, Lambo?

You know, swim. He won't do it. Johnny, I'm sorry. His dad worked in construction. Don't worry. It's all in the books. It's not the mafia, but don't bring it up to him. His dad did go away for a bit, but it wasn't mafia related.

It's basically fried rice for Indian food. But it's like really good. It's like a little spicy and you put a little yogurt sauce. Always get a side of mango chutney. It's like a catch up for Indian food. I'm trying to make examples where you dip shit in it and add some sweetness. You're also going to do porry. You can do roti, but this is the bread. Porry is a fluffed up fried bread.

Final Indian food is sag paneer. It's basically cheese in Spinach so it like looks healthy, but it's not and then you end it with a mango lossy You're loving mango I mean the most underrated fruit. Yeah, that's sure. That's like name a better fruit than mango You've stumped me name a better fruit than mango. You stumped me. I already couldn't think of fruits. I literally will pop into my head with a cucumber. You panicked?

It's like in a job interview. It's like in a job interview and they're like, what's your favorite book? And you're like, I can't think of one book I've ever seen. I hate that question. What are you reading right now? Fuck you. How about that?

How about fuck? That? That is like the most passive aggressive bullshit. What are you reading right now? Like what if you actually answered and you're like, you know what? I just finished. I actually just finished one. So I'm in that in between where I'm trying to figure out the next one.

That in between is 14 years. Remember when I read for like a week straight and I just kept falling asleep? Oh yeah, that was not reading. That was not asleep. You said. Deep depression that I was gradually going into. This is the thing, like when do you find the time to read? Like you in the middle of your day, you're like I'm going to jail. This is the thing, like, when do you find the time to read? Like you in the middle of your day, you're like,

I'm gonna read, like that, you have to have such like peace in your life to just be so calm to pull out a book casually. You mean, there have to be so at peace or you're fucking psycho. And I get people doing it before, but you're not reading to read, you're doing it to fall asleep.

Like before you go to sleep. Yeah, and it's like, okay, just turn on 90 day fiance like everyone else in a row I'm trying to read a hundred books this year really well, I'm trying to nap so like Leave me alone. I'm trying to not read a hundred books and I'm doing great at it Have you seen love is blind is Is like being wild on Instagram? Like they're all teasing like who they're with and stuff. And I'm like, okay, Pete and him. Like part of me, I didn't watch it

because I can't watch real TV. I get she triggered. But I'm like, you didn't watch this whole season. I watched the first episode. It's kind of amazing. But I still think everyone was too good looking. Really? I didn't see someone with no teeth. I don't know.

I'm gonna sound like such a fucking bitch. I thought everyone was like normed. Like everyone could have been like your friend. Like I wasn't like, oh my god, these people are so unmatched. I don't want that. I want extremes. I want like models. I want to see dumb models with like really funny ugly people. Yeah.

And see if the ugly people are attracted to the ugly people or not. Wow. I want to see a girl be disgusted by a hot man. But imagine being on that show that you just made up and realizing at the end of it that you're part of the ugly squad. Um, I did reality TV and I was part of the ugly squad. Wait, is this show about me? Is this fucking play about us?

Well, I have this bit where like, about how stand-up comics are a lot better, are treated like we're better looking than we are, because like reality TV, I'm not the hot one. But like stand-up comedy, I'm treated like a Kardashian page. I walk in and people are like, ah, to, is your hair curled? Like they treat me like I'm treated like a Kardashian page. I walk in and people are like, oh, is your hair curled? Like they treat me like I'm... Is that Hannah and a new trouser pant? Oh, I am fashion. Like I am vogue in stand-up comedy.

And it reality TV everyone's like, ah! You're not sure how you're panicking. You're like, I did! I was like, I feel like I wasn't cast to I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. normal words that were like, ooh, that's a good one. Good job Webster, Mary. Dicconary. Um, Megan Fox got a whiskey bang, a bangle kit named whiskey. Megan Fox is on my shit list kind of. I'm sick of seeing her on Instagram. In the most perfect outfits, looking so fucking hot, it's just, it's starting to get to my mental health.

I feel like Courtney has evolved to be like, very unedited and random photos, and I kind of love the aesthetic. And I feel like Megan Fox needs to get with the times. We don't edit our photos on Instagram that much anymore. I want a photo dump of like a blurry photo of like what you ate A cute outfit pick and then like wait can we talk about Courtney Kardashians But video of like Travis just grabbing her ass. Did you see that?

Yeah, why do you think they want to be so sexual on Instagram? Why do you think they want to be so sexual on Instagram? Because I think like part of their job is not only like staying in the media and like pushing their TV show and like wanting you to wonder what happened, but I feel like they have like a persona that they like an agenda they're trying to push. And like, they want Kravis to be so opposite of Kourtian Scott.

Ooh, and I also think that she had this perception of like this asexual tired annoyed mom for so long, so it is exciting for people to see. Which is also such a life lesson. Like I feel like I have gone through that in my life at some point where I was like maybe I'm just like asexual and I don't like anyone and I don't like having sex. And then you get with like the right person and you're like a mediator. Love is different. It's just a different relationship.

There will be times in your life where you feel like a grandma and there's times in your life where you feel like a stripper and they're all parts of who you are and we're gonna love both of them. That was a general thing not towards you, but yeah. I have made character energy. It's hard to like get out of it all the time. Look at all of us.

Our relationships are four main character energies and we're making it work. Here's why I feel like it works. Because not only are we main character energy, we're hype people. True. So like if we were, if we were main character energy, but we were jealous people, it wouldn't work. We're all very much like fuck yeah, like do it, you're the best. Yes, I also think I'm competitive in where I want my friends to be really cool. Because it just makes me cooler.

It makes me cooler. So I don't, I want my friends to be hyped up that they're gonna be the greatest, because like, Chris Jenner said, the five people you surround yourself with really create your reality. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk.

You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. You have to talk. any situation brings up tennis. I say, do you even know about tennis? Because I do. And I mean, because my friend played in college and she was the best.

I think we're having a lot of fun. If you go, her ranking was the best. Look it up. Serena Willey, look it up. She's up to me and I'm just like, have you heard of my friend, Hannah? But it's true. You guys think about like the conversations you have every day, you have like the couple people you talk to every day. If the stuff that is meant to health moment, if the stuff they're

saying is not elevating you or pushing you to be better or getting you excited about your dreams, you're done. You're done. You're done. And a lot of the times if they're not it stems from their own issues It's not you but the wrong friend group the wrong relationship can make you feel like you're actually not that bitch You part of that bitch. Yes Mental health moment because for their funny more I feel like I've heard I've used to hear that so many times And I get so nervous because I'd be like, oh my god, I definitely have girlfriends in my friend group that are the worst.

And I've got to stop being friends with everyone. As you get older, you don't have to kick people out of your life. Like it literally will gradually happen and don't stress yourself out that you don't have the right circle. Also, yeah, when you're younger, we were saying this actually on color daddy, how like when you're younger, your circle's bigger, because you just want to have fun. But as you get older, you become more

yourself. And the more authentic you are, and the more you decide, actually, I don't want to go out tonight or actually, I want to eat this or actually, I want to go study this, whatever. Then people will drop off naturally and it doesn't mean you're going to be... But have you ever wanted to be the steady, something? No, I don't know why the fuck is that. I tried to be like, for the smart people who are listening, I'm trying to connect. For the people that are also in a book club that also listen to Giggly Squad.

Yeah, but I also think if your circle is too small, where, for example, if I just hung out with comedians or I just hung out with Rally TV people, that skews your mentality, too. That's why we love a mom throwing in. We love that high school friend. We love that. We love that.

We love that. We love that. We love that. We love that. We love that. We love that. We love that. We love that. A blackhead friend too that like honestly makes you feel better about your life Very true, but they're so supportive regardless. They're like down to clown just go just do it and you're like That's why the matchup party is gonna be fucking Fucking wait me and see here. We're honestly talking about it like two days ago and Craig literally looked at us and was like I wasn't nervous about it like two days ago and Craig literally looked at us and was like, I wasn't nervous about it, but now I feel like,

yeah, I mean I was like, we've been so, I wanna open my stuff. You can't make shit out of me. You did say that. What did you say, Craig? I said, I'm hungry, guys, you're gonna have a blast. But then you did say,

are you gonna be crazy? And I said, we're going to a strip club I got a table. So are you gonna make out for people? It was the only girl. And that was the soft want to just take a talk because that will be viral do. I said, are you gonna see how those people, I said only girls. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just like, we're in the yacht and they're just heads pop out of the water like dolphins.

They're like actually driving the boat. They like posed as the captains. Craig's just like holding a sharpie. He's like, do you need to run anything down? What? Okay guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. We love a Craig cameo and we do possibly have another show in Boston we might add in the future and yeah. I don't know I don't know I couldn't tell you.

I'm so excited to talk to you. I can't believe we're fucking sold out. Yeah that's why they're adding more at a later date. Because everyone's gonna be crazy. Are plays your family coming to this one? I think my mom might come. Is yours? My whole family's coming. Oh, Lord, have mercy.

No, I know. Fresh baked ziti for all. Your mom's gonna be like, has anyone had my homemade eggplant Parmesan? I've tasted the fact about it on the podcast. It's so weird. I made enough for at least 150 VIPs. It's part of the VIP package.

Kim gives you a piece of eggplant par. Oh, look at that. Actually, killer. Alright, thanks for coming with us. We love you so much. Talk to you later. Bye. Hey guys, thanks for coming with us. We love you so much. Talk to you later, bye.