Giggly Squad - Giggling about Taylor, Travis, and toned legs

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

Hannah just flew in on a red eye and Paige is in sweats, so you know it's going to be a unhinged episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I just literally stepped away from the pod so I could put my lip on. I've become a monster. I'm actually so happy because I went, I was home this weekend, which means it was just like a truly passive aggressive weekend. You know, like when your mom says something and you're just like, what does she mean by that? It's so layered. It's so layered. I'm gonna go in my room and just unpack that for 40 minutes and I'll be back with one line.

I guess I should keep paying my therapist because you have a lot. And when I was leaving, she was like, oh, you're gonna do your podcast today. And I was like, yep, every Monday. And she goes, can you like try and look good for it? And I was like, do I not look? She was like, no, no, you've been looking good, but just keep it up.

And so then I got sewed my head today, and I got to my apartment and I showered. I blew dry my hair. But then it was like raining out, so I put sweats on in a hat. And she I showered, I blew dry my hair, but then it was like raining out so I put sweats on in a hat and I know I'm gonna get it. I got panicked. You panicked. That's how I feel every time I get ready to see you.

If I'm giving that, I'm giving that energy. I'm so deeply sorry. I'm wearing a Dennis Rodman oversimped shirt and sandals. And it's a fucking hurricane outside. I also took a red eye last night from where? From Phoenix, Arizona. Also, I was in Tucson, Arizona. Try to spell Tucson.

I fight for my life every time I spell Tucson. I think they change it weekly. Where the... TUC, S-O-cent. I think they change it weekly. Where the- C-U-C-S-O-N. I couldn't tell you. Yeah. Are you sure? Do you want to know what?

I never, ever, ever gotten the spelling bee as in middle school. Like, I always got out right before you went to the stage. Like, you know how you would do it in your classrooms? And then, like, one person from each classroom would go to like the auditorium and do it. I was always right there to be in the auditorium. But you know what? It's that kind of trauma that like motivates you today

to put together a good source. Yeah, that. To put together an outfit that was already put together for you. And that's what you're here for. No page fall is like actually upon us. Yeah What am I supposed to wear like it comes so quickly and then the fashion mags are already talking about like summer 2026 because the Like Milan fashion weeks that are happening right now happening right, are for what you're wearing in the spring. To have to grow math.

That's probably some of the most girl math. So what we're wearing right now, we saw on the runway in February. So it's, do you like take notes? No, like do I write down what trend, yeah. Like do I write down what trend? Yeah, like I'll write down what the trends are, but not because like I'm not gonna remember like for different stuff. You're like for when you go, hey what are we doing?

Wait everyone's wearing the cowboy boot thingies that you talked about. But a lot of high knee boots. Yeah, a lot of knee high boots. But then that means you have to wear like shorts and skirts. No, you can tuck them into a jean. I feel like I fight for my life when I have to tuck something. Yeah. Like because my calves are very wild.

Yeah, you struggle with your calves. You think I have big calves? No, I think you have muscular calves. But I bet it is hard for you to get a boot. You're literally your mom. I have to go to the bathroom and process that. For an hour. You have strong calves.

If my mom ever said that to me, I'd be like, what the fuck is that? No, I told you I went on a date and I wordress and the guy looks me up and down and he goes, you have strong legs. And I was like, I'm not a fucking horse. Okay, you wanna check my gums? Like, she's a good one, she's gonna go far.

Wait, strong legs. Nice. I think. Yeah, I'm gonna come run away from you if you try to murder me real quick. Okay, so the couple of weeks ago, we completely forgot about it because we're a stupid.

But Craig left a voicemail for a burner phone asking for advice. I'd love to know what this man... So, burn a voice about. So on burner phone, we'll do like a prompt. Okay. And I think it was, I forget what the prompt was. I was like, relationship problems.

We get like tons of submissions nailed it. We get tons of submissions and you can like read them. So like, Des was just going through it, reading them, did not know it was Craig because he just reading it. We get tons of submissions and you can like read them. So like, Desi was just going through it reading them Did not know it was Craig because he just reading it. Yeah, and he like was reading it I'm like he's like this is funny. This sounds like someone's talking about page And he clicks it. I have to play it for you. I have to play it. And we're gonna play it on Brenner phone this week and give him our like advice. Okay. I'm already pissed. I'm already annoyed. Hey, yeah, I just wanted to call in because I've been having some issues with my girlfriend. She has this podcast and she likes to go on there and make fun of me.

Her and her friend is talking, talking, talking, talk and talk and then all of these people called gigglers run up to me and they say hey, we heard This and this and this about you and sometimes I don't know how to deal with it So I was just wondering what's your guys take when you date? famous podcaster That's a broken mate. What do you say? Love you both That's a broken mate. What'd he say? Love you both. That is a broken man.

That's a broken man. That's a broken man. That's a broken man. Does that he texted him? At least I talked about tennis and Craig never addressed the message. I mean, it never happened. Like, that was just a random. That's just like, are you good, bro?

And he's like, tennis is really good this week. Yeah. Like, let's be honest. No, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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No, it's probably one of like the most annoying things in of my existence. When Craig and I first started dating I was like oh my god I'm gonna change everything about you. Like no but you were like he's a good campus. Yeah, I like, I can work with this. Yeah, I can work with this. Like this is a great new project for me. Yes. Here we are two years in and I'm like, when?

You're fighting a losing battle. Yeah, when is the project over? You're like, what is the duty? Can I get my money back for half of it? I'll just finish halfway. I resign. It's too much. I took on too much.

And so in the beginning, I would be like, and I am self-aware enough to know that sometimes I say things and they come off very harsh, where I'm just like, don't wear that. That looks ridiculous. But I'm not coming at you. I'm just, but it's also out of care.

I feel like the second you start telling him what to wear, like, you feel about it. I truly don't care. Yeah. So when we first started dating, I'd be like, where this and where that? And he would get really upset by it because he would think that like I thought he was lame.

Yeah, I thought he was lame. And I'm like, you shouldn't be upset by that. I'm helping you. You're fixing it. We're literally in the midst of it. Yeah. This'm helping you. You're fixing. We're literally in the midst of it. Yeah. This should be exciting. This is literally Queer Eye with Paige.

You are a scrummet. Tell me your childhood problems while I whip up a nice Puccinesca. Literally Queer Eye, I think that's why all the girls were like, this is just me dating every guy I've ever dated. No, literally. Let's go through your room. Let's go through. How are you showering in here?

There's no body wash. How are we doing it? How many guys' apartments? They don't have conditioner, but we don't have hand soap. No, men's apartments are just on another level. Do you have hand soap? I have both of those things. Hand soap, wow.

I do use shampoo as body wash. Wow, humble bra. As body wash. Yeah. Do you have you ever even bought a conditioner? Yeah, I have. Oh, you do. I saw it on both.

Yeah. Okay, great. Okay. We're on track. Okay, five stars for Chris. Chris is like not to brag, but I do have shampoo. Go get wet ladies. I have shampoo.

Oh, shampoo. I have soap. I have shampoo. And when it runs out, I get another one. So I would start to tell Craig what to wear and he would get annoyed with me. And then we went through a phase where he was like, I don't need your help. It's getting dressed. It's giving like a child who wants to put together crazy clothes and go to middle school. And I'm like, you can't wear your dinosaur costume on national television. You can't wear your dinosaur costume.

You have a spelling test today. Like that's what I was doing at home. It's like, you know, it's Stasi's daughter Hartford. She loves her Elsa dress. And Stasi will be like, okay, like, they're doing something really important. And she's like in her elsewhere dress and she's like, we didn't wanna fight this morning.

We wanna skip the fight. And I pick my battles and I truly do. And sometimes I'm like, I think what happens life was the time to have a battle though. So here's what happened. He said, I am gonna get a bunch of suits custom made for me so that I just have like, I turn a suit and I can like go through and I was like,

I think that's a great idea. Did he like see you getting custom stuff for the reunion? And he was like, don't get me started on him copying me. Okay, and then acting like it's his idea. Don't. Does he need a custom suit? He has like the most generic like hot body type. No, he can literally go he's a male model. He, like he's like, whatever. It made him feel good, made him feel important, put his like initials on the inside. The guy like, he didn't just to get his initials on the inside of the picture.

The guy cut it like half a centimeter and he was like custom. Yeah, literally. So when he showed me the suit, he didn't put it on and he just showed me the pants. And I was, and I was in a light. Oh, he's sneaky. And I was like, um, maybe it looks better on,

but I'm not, like, I'm not sure. I don't see the vision. I mean, I wasn't seeing the vision. What's the story behind this? That suit was definitely made to be worn separately. Like the pants with a different, like, you weren't supposed to wear the jacket and the pants together. Like there's just no way.

There's no way. So then I called, set him up to get his hair done. Wait, you're like doing this virtually, because you're virtually doing this. I'm like, yeah, I'm three hours ahead. I'm like setting up a hair appointment for my child. And I don't know what happened, but my guy like blew it out, blew his hair out.

But it just was two. What is going on? I do have to say, we're making fun of his looks because he is so good looking. Continue painting. No, for sure. So he walks into my apartment that night like after and I was just, and he was like,

the first thing he said to me, the first thing he said to me was, everybody loved my outfit, everybody asked where I got it. And I said, did that? Screaming mean girls. No, no, where did you get the bracelet? I go, did, are you, did that? Did they actually ask where you got it?

And you go, I'm gonna cut off it. And I was like, did you tell anyone that I picked to the sound? He was like, no page, like Andy asked, like, to page help you. And I said, no, she didn't help me. And I was like, thank God. I was like, oh my God, I'd literally have so many mean D.N. Wait, so most watch what happens live, most really TV people, if they even,

like our friends with the person, they will show up and send the audience. Yeah. Why do you, have you never been, I've been one time. I feel like it's sometimes they feel like it's a little Thursday. Yeah, for sure. I'm just like, I don't, I don't need to.

But here's the other thing that annoys me. Also, we're in New York. If I wear a bad outfit, which has never happened in my life. But if I were to wear a bad outfit, no one's saying, no one's commenting on Craig's Instagram being like, oh my God, you're horrible for Paige. Like let her wear what she wants.

You clearly picked to this out. Like I was like, I had nothing, you're horrible for Paige. Like let her wear what she wants. You clearly picked to this out. Like, I was a guy and nothing to do with it. No, I was getting attacked. I was getting attacked. I didn't even know who was on to watch your happens live. Then I saw the photo and I said, I need to attack Paige. I was bullying you online.

But the thing is, I know that I have a side to me that is Craig, where like, I know it would kind of like get a reaction out of you. I think he wanted attention. It was a cry for help. He just loves getting it. It was a cry for help. And he got it. Yeah, got it for sure.

And then I literally call text in my stylist. And I was just like, we need to do a whole revamp on Craig's wardrobe like yesterday. Every now and then I'll get a TikTok of like a guy doing outfits. And I've known then like, it does give me the Ick. But I'm like, if they could take like 30% influence of this guy's, there's no like fashion influencers for the guys. I found some and I'll send, I don't know why they come up with my algorithm, but like they're just, they're a little fashion forward for like the average boyfriend.

Anyway, so do you have any final statements? My final statement was that I had nothing to do with that suit. You go, I don't, I never met that man. I've literally, he, I actually... Are there ever times where you're with your significant other and you're like, but it's not you? Like, I almost felt, I felt like uncomfortable. Like, he came, I was in bed already when he got home

because it was like 12. He came and sat on like this end of my bed and like put his hand on my leg and I was just like, I don't know. I'm like, you don't look like yourself. Like, I'm freaked out. Like, you like smell him. You're like, who are you?

I've really been. Like, get out of my apartment. I actually had a bad face day. I had bad bad, I hate that. No, but like, we're also doing things publicly. Like, I didn't really look at myself in the mirror all day and then I went to do a show. And you know, I do the same exact makeup that I do every show.

I do the same exact hair. I put the same on Superdalfit. Yep. I go in the green room and I look in the mirror and like the whole shape of my face was weird. It's off. So I go, the light in, the light in. I go in the bathroom, it's not good.

I look at des and I go, do I look weird right now? You don't ask a straight guy. He said, no. You look the same. Yeah, you look like yourself. You look good, you look at yourself. And I kept like trying to see myself at different angles. I had a full existential crisis.

Next day, back to me. Gorgeous. I don't know who she was. Maybe it was an alien. I think it's existential crisis. Next day, back to me. Gorgeous. I don't know who she was. Maybe it was an alien. I think it's something to do with like what's like your cycle. I agree. I felt like I was bloated and like a weird part of my face where like I don't know what was going on.

But bad face days are real. I mean, just have to embrace it. They're terrifying too. Because you're just like, this is like, why is my makeup not going on right? No. I don't like, I've used this foundation, why today?

Is it not the same color as my face? I'm like, what from yesterday to today, that my foundation mixed up a new color? See, you in small claims court to the makeup I use every single day. Also, we have to talk about that hilarious meme about the judge. What is that? I sent it to my brother. It was like a I'm curious, meme, about the judge. What is that?

I sent it to my brother. It was like a person to the judge and it was like, you weren't even there for real to shot up. And that's so true. Like if I was ever in court, I mean, the judge was like, that's honestly how I feel like during a reunion with Andy Cohen. I'm like, you don't know that we have it. Wait, Andy, but you don't.

But you look like a girl. You look like a girl. Andy, you saw like a 30s, like a clip. That's another thing during reunions. How come when you're watching a reunion and there's like some crazy bitch that's like, roll the tape, roll the, like they don't immediately roll what she's talking about tape or roll them in studio so that we can all be like see like why because

they do that because then it's like way too meta for people actually there was a clip that someone showed from dance moms and it's hard because that footage is locked after a TV like it's gone forever. That's why like Jill Zerren's gotten trouble for like recording stuff because because like people get nervous, they wanna like have it all. Yeah, but anyway, there was a dance mom thing about this girl dancing, and they showed the clip,

but it shows her like hold a pose, like she forgot what the next move was, and it cuts like everyone in the audience being like, and it looks like the most awkward, like she froze. And then they had another clip showing that like, she literally didn't freeze it all. And she continued it. And everyone was freaking out online. And I was like, that is called reality TV.

I don't know. I don't want to get canceled, but that's reality. It's wild. No, I got it. Um, speaking of reality TV, Taylor Swift has her own reality TV show right now that is incredible. Premium content. Do you ever feel like, even though we're grown adults and we're in our 30s? Do you ever feel like you're constantly in high school? The whole like football player and her and the crowd.

Yeah, like I feel like I'm in this high school, but I'm like not in the cool crowd. Oh no, hot take. This was the first time I was like, cause Taylor Swift is relatable cause she's in the bleachers, not with like she's not the cheerleader hooking up with the football player.

It's not the whole song, she's like, she's chair captain. I feel like I'm the cheerleader. After you're famous for five years, you're no longer relatable. True. But she's somehow been able to be like, I'm still like nerdy, whatever. But she's not. I do.

Do you know what I mean? Like, okay, she's relatable to people. Yeah. Because she says certain things that she knows will be relatable. I bet if you actually woke up at 8 a.m. with Taylor Swift and did a whole day with her, nothing about what she did is relatable. In her documentary, which I've watched a hundred times, she starts doing the nails of this like dancer, like painting his nails and the guy's like, oh, you're good at that.

He's probably lying. And she's like, well, I had to do my own nails for a long time because I can't go outside. And it went from like so relatable to like the least horrible thing I've ever. Sorry, Taylor. So you're saying that a nails like stylist comes to your house, sets up all her shit and then does your nails.

Oh, that sucks. That sucks. Don't go for Taylor. No, I'm actually not going for Taylor. No, I'm actually not going for Taylor. No, I'm actually not going for Taylor. We love Taylor, but it was something where when the rumors were not like, oh, they were spotted together.

Travis Kelsey just like set on a podcast that he thought she was cute. They put on a full performance. And then, so it's a bit, it's a fully a bit, because also, I believe that they've never met. They've never met. Also the fact that they were leaving the game together in that like one shot.

That was so much fun. So much mom took care. Like his, like his, like convertible car. That's not how after games work. Did you see the thing that people were convinced that, instead of her walking out of his, like, the box that she was sitting in, that she got into, like, the popcorn thing? Did you see that?

That, like, because she couldn't walk out. Yeah. There was so many people waiting for her. She got inside of, like, what they bring the food in and they took her out. I was talking to Des about it and I was trying to be like, is it just, like, a PR move? And he's like, maybe she just wanted to

like, live a little. Yeah. Which like I kind of, but it's also like, you still get have to do with so much attention in that moment. My hat take on the whole thing is a little bit yes and no that it's PR. I think he said, oh, I think Taylor Swift's pretty. And I would want to chill with her. And she being a girl was like, yeah, he's so fucking hot. I'm gonna act on that. I'm gonna act on that. Like, okay, yeah, I'll come to that game. They've never hung out before.

I don't think they're gonna be the newest couple. No, at all. We had a reality TV dating show where he was the bachelor on E. Oh, no. Yeah, I mean, but he's like, no, no, he's a personality. He's hot. Wait, I don't like that. No, he's, it's a bit, I'm telling you, it's a bit, yeah. So I looked at his past relationships. When I tell you it's the opposite of Taylor, you guys Google it, tell me what you think. The opposite of, he's not, I just

did a bit that I posted a stand up clip so I don't want to like repeat myself, but I will. Because it's unfuckingfully. Look at her exes. Joe Alwyn, I said looked like a basket weaving Mormon. And I said Matt Healy, who was like three seconds ago, looks like a cigarette. Yep. And I think this is a little like, to really show like Matt Haley's not a thing, even though he's already with that girl Gabriette who we have not hit on on Gagley Squat.

I don't even know who he is. I don't wanna know, it was all against my will. Yeah. But then Travis is like, I guess he's universally hot, but like he's, Yeah. I feel like if you like the skinny artsy dudes, you're not going into Travis.

Absolutely not. See, I'm into Travis. I'm into Travis. No, I'm into Travis. But Travis though? I would never feel safe with him. Like he's cheating on me. He's cheating on me.

Like while I'm having sex with Travis, I know he's thinking of another girl. No, he's cheating on me while I'm having sex with him. I don't know how he is, but he's doing it. Yes. Okay, for sure. And like he's, like you're not taking him seriously because you're just like,

or there's no way. Hot take. Someone is saying maybe they both have not been with the right people. And he actually needs someone who's just like his mom and her mom looks just like his mom. Yeah. And that's perfect.

I think it's funny that like he wants to go see her in concert at that stadium. And then she went to go see him. Yes, so the story was apparently he goes like big dick energy and was like, I want to see Taylor. I made her a bracelet with my phone, I brought it. Calm down. You know what?

I don't, I don't, I don't know. I know. Wait, I'm sowing out into it and you wanna know what it's kind of reminding me of? It's thirsty. He makes it this bracelet and then he's basically like, I wanna meet her. Yeah.

And then her people were like, so she has to sing 44 songs tonight. Mama's working. Yeah, she's sing 44 songs tonight. Mom is working. She's not talking to me. She's not talking to me. She's working. She's not talking before the show or after the show she has to rest her voice.

But then she was yelling in the crowd. Which, anyway, I was like, don't hurt your vocal cords, we have important things to do later. Don't try to impress a man. Then he basically was like, I was kind of took it personally that she didn't wanna see me. And I was like, she has hundreds of thousands of women that need her right now.

No, I'm like, off on him. No, I'm so off on him. He also like still wears an earring and you're like, he's like, what is, hold is he 36? I don't know. I feel like you weren't in earring after 27. It's like, what are you over-conversating for? No, I don't like that. You're like just strad- like the shimmery earring is the striped. But then like the people were like, oh my god, the outfit he wore, like after the game was like, and the outfit, that was, in reference to her one album, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Hat take, that was as bad as Craig's watchrops and like,

foul fit, what was worse? What was worse? I mean, it was bad. I mean, I just think it was like, it's giving Craig. Sometimes I like when Travis wears like crazy stuff because I do think he's like swaddy. I think, I just think it was like. It's giving Craig. Sometimes I like when Travis wears crazy stuff because I do think he's like swaggy. I think it's fun.

I think he dresses cool. But. That was such an orchestrated thing. Yeah, it was just so awkward. Honestly, I feel like she's above it. Yeah, I feel like she didn't need to. But then does was let her have fun. Yeah, but I feel like she did put a statement out

and it was like, it was like someone from her team being like, like he invited Taylor to the game and she thought like, what a fun way to spend a Sunday. Yeah. So like I feel like on her end, it was very wholesome and it was like, whatever, I'm this famous if I'm gonna go somewhere, obviously I'm gonna get attention.

But I just think he's doing it because she's obviously the most famous person he would ever get. See, like, yeah. And I think she's doing it because she's obviously the most famous person he would ever get. See, I think she's doing it because it's fun, but I don't think either of them like each other. No, and I also, I just don't think he deserves Taylor's eyes on him. But how, like, how perfectly... That like, she can wear red lipstick and like, his team is red and then it's just like a whole thing. I would love to know what was actually happening in the booth.

Like she was like, what's happening? Yeah. She's like, why is he kicking now? Wait, can we talk about Taylor and Stofi going to dinner? Huh. Because that, now that was a piece of a four. Where this friend is before. Yes, the thing is Taylor is on her ship right now,

and this is a little layered, but I'm a little worried for her, because she's very close to the sim. I was just gonna say that. She's like getting revenge, and it's happening to you. And she's perfectly. That makes me nervous, because when things are going too well and you're too hot, that's when someone comes out of nowhere. Yeah.

And, badge, so I'm not paying this out there. I'm just saying Taylor, you don't need, you've won. Yeah. You've won. What do you think about her going out with Sophie? I think there's nothing that bonds two women more than hating the same man. Hating the same man. Yeah. Having a traumatic experience where you feel so alone and then you look at her and she's like, you're not crazy, he did the same thing to me. Yeah. Or like, you're not crazy for not being into him

because like I've hated him. It's that thing where like people will see a guy with a new girl and be like, oh, so and so must be jealous. And then that girl is thinking, I can't wait for that girl for it to hit her. And be like, I know why that girl left. Or you're just like, that is a beautiful moment. And then you look at her and you're like,

it looks amazing, but I know what he's like. And I bet whatever they're doing right now is miserable. Like she's miserable. And then when she breaks up, you want to hit her up so bad, so like, can we please go? Yeah. Can we please go?

Because a lot of the time when a guy's good looking, people assume that he's like, great to be with. Yeah. And it's not always like that. I feel like the better the better looking, for sure, the more annoying you are. Oh, for sure.

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He like couldn't. He was like, I need to go to sleep. He couldn't. He was like, it was too shrieky. Yeah. And I was like, I feel like they're just setting up the premise, but it's fine. But in the beginning, you're kind of like, okay, give me more.

Yeah. It's just like slow. And then I think I loved all the points that were made. I loved the monologues. The speeches, the monologues, great stuff. Yes. What was the plot? Honestly, the best part of the movie was just like the one liner at the end. Like, it was really losing me towards the end when it was getting like, she was like, I liner at the end. Like it was really losing me towards the end when it was getting like, she was like, how about something?

Would you think about the dance numbers? The dance numbers? You didn't need it. I knew that I was just thinking of you. Like I was like, Paige is like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,, and five, six, seven, eight, again. I just envisioned him like in the Mickey Mouse Club. Yeah, I just like, I don't, I think this is the same. Like, I was never a boy band girl really growing up.

I, there's something about a choreographed number of all men that I don't want it. Choreograph number does give an egg like in a the most uncomfortable way you can ever like if they're counting five six seven eight and then yeah like I don't I'm an owl. And then the one guy has to go off on his own and do a solo. Yeah like I don't want it. So many character energy in that moment. And then like it's like you're not attracted to him because he's trying to hard and then the guys in the back I'm like you didn't even get picked for the solo.

I'm turned off left and right. I feel like there has to have been something traumatizing that happened to me that I am really against men in the arts. Like, I'm really not here for it. What Claudia Osheri said that men shouldn't write. They probably shouldn't. She's probably on to something. I don't want them performing to me. I don't want men need to do the busy work. Yeah, like I don't the busy work

I don't want them singing and dancing Men should do admin women. We will create women should we create life. We create stories Yeah, beauty men just try not to start a war. Yeah, just like you don't need to do a choreographed dance sit on your hands and shut up start a war. Yeah, just like, you don't need to do a choreographed dance. Sit on your hands and shut up. Oh, my God. I feel like a mom all the time.

I do have to say, were you in sync or backstreet boys? In sync. Anyone who was backstreet boys, see you in small claim score. See you in court, but also give it up for my 98 degrees, girlies. Because I'm a little bit more than a man. And the one who was back, she boys, see you in small claim score. See you in court, but also give it up for my 98 degrees, girlies. Because I was also low key in 98 degrees. And.

Because they were like alternative. Well, I just felt like Nicholas Shae wasn't getting the athletes of like how hot he truly was. But also like, he's another example when those hot guys that like dating him is probably a nightmare. A nightmare. And really dating all men is nightmares.

Jessica Simpson took all the fuck. Yeah. When he was honestly gassed with her the whole entire show. He was like, you don't do anything. And she was like, sorry, I'm just like running the country. And that was like Jessica Simpson. Like Jessica Simpson at that point

was like, you have to organize the house and she's like I'll paste them on I just got back from a world tour She's like sorry. I had to go literally starring in the dukes of hazard just being the hottest I've ever been Well, that's also why like I feel like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey There's no way that's gonna work because they're both on the road. He needs to be the star. Yeah. And let's be honest, babe, you're not.

You're not. And Ashley's like need to be the star. Also, babe, your poor. Yeah. Like compared to how so if you're poor. Wait, that's so crazy to think about. I mean, he's one of the top, top paying athletes, but it's like Tom Brady and Jazell.

Tom was making less than Jazell. Taylor Swift is making so much more money than that man. I want her to, I want her, I want her and Kim Kardashian, Kim, I know you're less than. To start dating now. That was not what I was gonna say at all. But should they? What do you want them to do together?

I want them to date guys who don't have an Instagram. Yeah, but like, or like, like, businessmen. I want them to find someone like a George Clooney found a mall. They need to find their a mall. Like a mall is gorgeous, but like, she doesn't need the limelight. She's so confident in herself. She also like helps people. Yeah.

People like talk about that enough. She's like really, like she's out here doing this. Yeah. A mall is, I couldn't gun to my head. I could not tell you what she does. She's helping. But she's that woman. Making a difference.

Why doesn't she run for president? I don't know. I don't know, but think about like the outfits. Ah that would Grace the White House. I mean she's my ultimate like me and does a spire to be George in a mall Yeah, but people compare us mostly to um Ryan You're gonna say Ronnie and Sammy It's like wow, what a throwback. It's all my fun in my toe.

It's all my fun in my toe. You know I'm really sensitive about that. No, Ryan Sirhan and his gorgeous wife, they compare to Sue, which is like, oh God, it's so cold. No, I'm pregnant. That is no. Side note, our newsletter is up and fucking running harder than ever before.

Knees up like Travis Kelsey scoring a touchdown. I think that our newsletter is... I can't even put it into words because sometimes I'm speechless. Sometimes I look at it and I'm like, I know that I gave that link of things that you should buy, but I want to re-buy it because I'm so proud of that. No, because I need a place. I love when things are organized, just like telling me what I need.

It's also funny to like look at yours, because I have a, I don't know. We don't talk about it. No, we don't talk about it. So like, I don't know what you're planning. What if we chose the same thing one week? It'd be so funny. Grace, don't tell us if we ever choose the same thing. I do have to come for one of your recommendations.

What? Okay, I bought the Octobuddy. And what? It's that thing you put on the back and it basically is like Octoput. Okay, it creeps me out. When your hands are touching it, you just feel. I love that. Oh, I hate that. I don't like that you're touching all these little tentacles. And then like I just try, there's only certain things

you could put it against. You can't only not put it on a wall. Isn't that the only thing you want to put it on? No, what else would you put it on? Put it on a wall in your apartment. You can put it on a mirror. You can put it on the refrigerator. Because I want a tool in it.

And it drops and I said I want the money back. I put it on like, also I feel like stuff gets in the little octopus-y. It really doesn't. It really doesn't. You know how Kendall Jenner doesn't like, like a lot of dots or like a lot of circles. There's like a phobia of it. Neither does Sierra.

What's it called? Can you can tell my Google that? When you're afraid of like a lot of holes, that's what it's giving me, like all the little holes. Got it. I don't like it. I like to purposely see things like that, take a picture and then text it to Sierra,

just to ruin her day. Oh my God, I also are doing that too. Yes, start doing that. Like, don't believe that. Like, one time I was drinking in espresso martini and the bean, there were so many beans. Oh, I took a picture and I extended to her. But if there's more than three beans

or less than three beans, I'm calling the police. If you can't see the beans, like they sunk to the bottom, get the bartender out of here, cause we have to dog rats. What's it called? Tripophobia. Tripophobia.

I think they're running out of like, they could have done better without one. That took a guy named Tre. That was like, when everyone's obsessed with me. Also speaking of buying stuff, why are, this is becoming an adult. Why are picture frames so expensive? Are they?

Not picture frames, but like, you know, you buy like a poster and you're like, oh, I need a frame. Yeah. It's like 80 fucking dollars. What are you out here framing? Oh, I love to buy stuff on Etsy. Like I buy like vintage posters on Etsy.

Like New Yorker magazine posters posters and then I'm like, oh fuck, I need it. If you don't put a frame around it, it looks college. Yeah. The frames and works are so funny expensive. I've got for what I want silver, a fake silver, it's $100. Yeah, it's crazy. And also I don't want like a little, I'll see you order it and it'll be like tiny because it's like $30. Sometimes, like, I've ordered things on Ets. I love Etsy, but sometimes I've ordered things and I've just been like, uh, what? Introducing Uber Teen Accounts, an Uber account for your teen

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Something about me wearing a belly fat just seems like a rhinoceros trying to like, ice skate. Like there's something aesthetically wrong with it. I'm into her big, okay, you're laughing too hard. I'm into her like big dad sneakers because it evens out. Okay, but I'm just gonna say this,

but we're kind of going into like it's getting colder, so I don't even know if you'll have the opportunity to do this. Thank God. Like, you're not for society. I'm gonna skip this season. We also, you belly flits, your toes will be sweaty in the summer, your top of your foot, whatever that's, your toes will be sweaty in the summer,

your top of your foot, whatever that's called, is gonna be freezing in the fall. You are a lower east side girlie, though. Like you like the lower east side aesthetic. You love a maxi skirt and like a tank, and you're like maybe I'll throw a rogue braid in my hair. You could have done a flat then, but you did a sandal instead.

Also flat's in New York. You step in one puddle you're done. Yeah, you also could do a flat with like a mini skirt, but you never really wear a mini skirt. No, because honestly the thighs are fine too hard. When I wear a mini skirt, you see the back of my labia. So you would have to do it with a certain kind of gene,

but I already know that you don't own that kind of gene. Pfft. She can't, okay, but I know you're Rolex, it's not there. And that's a perfect example of, I didn't mean that to sound mean. You are your mother. I'm genuinely just saying, I know that you don't own those.

I have a problem with jeans right now because I, if it's too tight, I will not wear it. And I like the 90s straight leg, but like, again, I have curvy, like my calves do not fit in these times. And then if the belly flops, they're not for you. That was so mean. They're like, they made me just don't talk about that.

They made me laugh at you. You're like, sorry, it's not for everyone. So mean You're like sorry, it's not for everyone. I Personally been loving I've been out here ballet-flatting Wait, where oh yeah cuz you put it in the newsletter. Yeah, I love that. Are you just like prancing like a little I hope you step in a fucking puddle and I hope you get a committee of from that puddle. I literally have an audition in Juilliard. I'm actually just floating.

Like, could you slip? Like, how are girls even walking? This is the patriarchy telling you to wear the levels of ballet, foot, and New York City? Also, because you don't walk, you, Uber. You literally keep that tear. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, where is she like walking so much, Chad? I'm walking around the lower east side.

Okay, like the other day, I wore with a little mini dress. I wore with a mini dress. Yesterday, I wore them with a little mini dress. I wore it with a mini dress. Yesterday I wore them with little black, like skinny pants. Like they look like work-y pants. It was like a Sunday where I'm gonna church with my mom because she like, so now we're like a cute church outfit. You're such a fake bitch.

Yeah, I am. I got attacked for my shoes this weekend because I wear on stage my chunky Steve Madden's. Yeah, your stand on someone was like, and I get a lot of like, link it babe link it. Yeah, link it. And I'm like, I guess I can't help it. The competitiveness of what someone like, when people hate my outfit, they go, page is so up, it's punching a wall right now.

And then when it's good, someone's like, page did a great job with their outfit. I've never gone credit once for an outfit. I love that when you enter the VMA, it's like, such a great $8,000 for styling. But just a great moment. Like you and your husband, you look stunning, you look gorgeous.

I'm posting your picture. I'm commenting on everything. I'm going to other people posting you liking that. You're just having such a moment. And all the messages were like, good job styling her. And I'm like, thanks. This is one of the things that reported they were like, page was the brain

behind this masterpiece. Like they don't even have, my stylist was literally air boxing in a corner. Like she was so hard. I should have gone on my story and done like a thank you. Oh, that's so funny. What was I talking about? I don't know.

Oh, you're Steve Maniches. Oh yeah, so someone was like burn these shoes. And I don't normally respond to negative energy. Yeah. Because you love those shoes. I love these shoes. And I said, you know what? I have to perform for hours doing my art.

Yeah. These are the only shoes that are comfortable that have a heel for my stubby like the full of pictures right now. And I didn't see what she responded. That's how mad I was. I was like, I'm not even gonna see the response. But I wanna let her know that you attend. I've done that a few times, too.

We're like someone who said something mean to me and then I'll say something 10 times meaner back. But I'm like, guess what? I'm never gonna reopen this. It literally was my, this is all that fits me right now. I should feel bad. You should feel bad. Because I will wear heels and then by the third show,

I'm like, people can tell him on comfortable. Well, yeah. And like, at the end of the day, the fact that I'm even wearing a platform is a win for me. And you, if you're like Hannah and you don't really like a heel, our favorite comfy comfy heels are the LaRue ones. The LaRue Lans are good.

And I'll do those. They're expensive, but if you buy like one good black hair, you're gonna wear. They're like 300, it's an investment, but I'll wear them for the giggly shows because I respect women in the arts. But like look at the average female standup. They're not wearing heels every show.

Right. So anyway, before you attack someone, it was strong legs and a long torso. Just like, you can't worry about yourself, it's you know what? I think about you a lot too, because I have such a short torso and sometimes I think like wow, if I just have like a little bit longer of a torso like Hannah, I'd look way better in this. You attacked my 17 year old torso when I posted that photo when I was, because that was crazy.

I know, because I didn't know I had a long torso. Yeah, portions of your body in that photo were nuts. No, I didn't know I had a long torso, so I was wearing all these low-rise things and no one sent anything until I got to college and someone was like, bam! Give it a long torso. So why are you scaring people?

But then when Brittany does it, it's like iconic. So it's a loose loose for me. BOOM. You've a long torso. Why? You're scaring people. But then what Brittany does, it's like iconic. So it's a loose loose for me. Brittany has a beautiful long torso and people love it. I mean, lately, yeah. Seven's going on there. Listen, I'm going to get into that today. Let's not.

Okay, let's start the pod. What should we talk about? Wait, what did you write Barbie Bowtucks? Oh my God, it's my new thing that I'm on. Like I'm off getting my boobs done and now I need to get Barbie Botox immediately. I need to get it. I kept seeing it on TikTok.

It's your shoulder blades right here. They're putting like a ton of, like you put Botox in each side and it's supposed to make your back look stunning gorgeous and like help with your posture and help with like the tension in your neck and If I didn't already prove my case I feel like I have big trap muscles This what happens when you're limited to model and you're just like trying to get attention and I Like my cutables are so freaking long. No No, and I want to go and get it,

because it's supposed to make like your... Oh, because you won't be like using those muscles because they're Botoxed. I feel like people with bad migraines get that. Like they get it. Okay, then like yeah, I also have migraines. No, it's supposed to really help with the tension. I feel like you're trying to solve other problems

with your sane TikTok trends. Yeah, and really all I need to do is drink some water. Sure. And go to bed at a decent hour. Like I'm up at three, I'm being like, Barbie Boat Taxes, what I need, that'll solve all my fucking problems. I will literally find a girl with red hair

and be like, and find the kind of red hair that she, I almost boxed out my hair yesterday. If you ever get in those moods, can you call me so I can come over and, because I've wanted to dye someone's hair for a while. Oh, you want to enable that? Yeah, no, I want to be like, the only thing that made me not do it

is because I like heard all the voices of like people in my life to be like, why would you box die your hair? I think we should do it. I think I could do it. I, well, this girl who was a waitress at the stand-up club this weekend, I was like, did you have to bleach it before you went like that? And she was like, no babe. And I was like, I don't care that you have 18 tables to bust right now.

You need to find on Amazon where you got this box. Let's do it. She finds it. She sent it to me. It's like this copper, it's a L'Oreal, like high color, high color copper L'Oreal is what's called. I was looking at it for like 10 hours last night. I think we should do it this week. Well, Emrauta feel like I'm copying her.

We'll do it like a little darker than Emrauta. Yeah. Is she back to Brown? And she's your friend. She didn't tell me. I like, I can't keep up with all your new friends. Do you think I? I don't know.

I don't know. Also, I do have to say in regards to boob jobs. Yeah, obviously after you have a kid, it's like a different game, but like, oh, I'm getting a boob job after I have a kid. That's crazy talk. I talked to my friend who had one before kids and she, it looks amazing and she is just like,

I regret it because if you gain like five pounds, you just feel like hefty. Oh, yeah. And by hefty, I don't mean fat, I just, you feel like you have a weight on you. It's funny because I feel like every day where I just feel like, wow, I have a lot of, I can just feel my water weight

because I don't eat, right? Like, you can just feel the bloat, so I get that. Like, so then if I also had boobs, I'd be like, no. Yeah, also like I, randomly like some years in my life have big boobs. Yeah, and then like, You have a great size boob. I was like waiting for you to compliment my boobs.

Yeah, you have good boobs. Thank you. Give me a little talk about your boobs enough. But here's. Yeah, you have good boobs. Thank you. Give me a little talk about your boobs enough. But here's the thing, you don't put them out enough. Like if I had your size boob, I feel like I'd be showing it more. Well, that's... I really, my toxic trait... You're all about your butt.

Yes, but I also like fully think that I could make it as Instagram thought. I think you could too. Like I could fully say it. Do you want to know why, though? Why? Because you do have a long torso. make it as Instagram thought. I think you could tell. Like I could fully say it. You wanna know why though? Why? Because you do have a long torso. Oh my gosh.

And so like you're squat pictures, look back at other people. Oh yeah, when you do a squat, you literally look like a head is coming out of a knee. I'm small, small. And you're long, so like you have, I'm doing squat photos because when I stand, I look like just a torso. So when I sit down, people are like, oh, there's a butt there.

It's all about, it's all covering insecurities. Yeah. There's no confidence. It's really not over here. So anyhow. Wait, there's one last thing I want to talk about. Yeah. Pete Davidson dating Madeline Klein.

What's in he rehab? I've never seen a man leave rehab and immediately fall into the most beautiful pussy. Most men are on the streets. I'm literally sort of living with their mom. How did he even have the time? How did he de-eat? Like what?

What's he de-eat? I'm here in rehab. And was she like, how's it going? Are you okay? Because I'm in cool. But we cannot judge her. We're not judging. Because if a man, we've had up worse.

Like a man in rehab. Yeah, no, that's like a Tuesday. A Tuesday, yeah. And he's like, I just haven't found the right girl to keep me on track. And you're like, oh, I'm feeling my project management. I'm gonna update my resume. Walks out in a striped suit.

And you're like, all my work for nothing. Yeah. No, you're like, this is bad for my resume crack. Like, people see this. You're like, I have no credibility at this point. No, because you want to know. And I get so stressed out about outfits and I get so emotional about it.

And he's like, you make all of this up in your head. And I go, No, but you're taking on his stress. And I'm like, make it all up in my head. If I don't have the best outfit, like, I'll lose my fucking mind. And he's like, okay, because you're like making that up, you don't need to have the best outfit.

If I go one comp of my mouth, but I'm like, she won. Yeah. She did it. We're like, everyone expects you to have the best outfits. So you have so much more pressure. Yeah. It's like, if I like do a podcast and don't say one thing, funny, everyone's like,

hand is a liar. Yeah, like, hand is like not on it today. It's going on with the hand. We should all just kill Hannah. So I totally understand. It's just like stressful out here. I feel like we need like a good 40 nap. Anything.

I had a red eye having slept in the years. Yeah, I don't know how you travel. But my favorite pods are one of them are really tired. Sometimes I see you on Instagram like going and doing things and I like will audibly say, wow, how does she do this? No, the gig there is really will message me and like I'll post all my tour dates and they go, just checking in. Yeah, no, that's so nice.

No, it's so nice. They go like, aren't you tired babe? Yeah. They're like, we don't, you could cancel tonight. They literally like, you don't, we don't need to Literally, you don't, we don't need to go, you don't have to go. After Fashion Week, I got some of the nicest messages from Giggler's being like, you looked gorgeous.

Now please, please go take a nap. And I'm like, well, you're Fashion Week, like it was, the week was done and it was like a Tuesday and you were supposed to and I literally messaged you and I was like, hi, how did this happen? Did you get your day school? No, I was, did you owe someone money? I went to one cocktail party and Hannah was like, hi, how did this happen? Did you get your days go? No, I was. Did you owe someone money?

I went to one cocktail party and Hannah was like, are you okay? Do you need to be picked up? Did you get kidnapped? Anyway, follows the pondas, which means we don't have to pretend we're fun anymore. You don't have to go to anymore parties. And I'm like happy.

That's our hot take is like, I don't want to see anyone. I don't need summer. Summer is too much pressure to have fun. It's time to relax now, go hide, like under some covers and like, get in the bed. Like, that's a go home. It's the nuts for the winter. You know what, people don't talk about enough

how when it rains in New York City, we live in a different world. Like, no one's going out. It's vacation. It's a snow day. Like no one's going out. It's vacation. It's a snow day. It's adult snow day. That's how it is. Every time it rains in New York,

I'm like, it's a snow day, no one's leaving their room. Well, that's what I texted you before the pod. Cause I felt like you get nervous like I wasn't gonna come. Yeah, cause I wasn't gonna come. Got it. It's raining outside and I texted you and I was like, see you soon.

Yeah, you're my mom. Would you rather me say, see you at the pod in 30 minutes? I feel like that's like a good time. No, it's very cute when you say it's easy. It's funny, but it did make me feel like when I was leaving, my parents house and my mom being like, okay, and you know. You have a curfew.

Do your stuff. Don't be a slut. Like, means like, stop been cheating, smoking weed, and maybe wake up in the morning. Thank you. You guys, we still have a couple of tickets left for Toronto. Toronto has like 8,000 tickets.

I don't know how big this place is, but it's huge. This is our biggest venue we've ever performed in. And New York, I think is completely sold out. Yeah. Our newsletter is, how do people get to the newsletter? The link tree in our Instagram and then we have a new website that's coming out also. This is a hot take Do you guys think that we should update our logo? Yeah, because Paige is dad. Okay. I

Run up updating our logo. I would say what six months ago. Yeah. And my dad had a real visceral reaction. Real visceral reaction, against it. He had a bone to pick with me. He said, your logo is gorgeous. It's iconic. It's so you guys don't you dare change it. So then we kind of like put it on the back burner. I think we put it on a shirt.

I just think, I think I get it tattooed on my face. I think we put it tattooed on my face. I think we put it in a frame, an expensive frame, sent it to your dad. Here's your hundred and twenty-dollar fucking frame. I'll go into a frame for your dad, and he could put it up in his little office or whatever and be like,

they used to have this iconic card. We do have this cool photo that this actually girl put together, this cool logo. We're just like us with the paparazzi photo, which I think we can temporarily have, and then do maybe a whole new one. But also if the gigglers are against it, I'm not doing it. Okay, so let's take a vote.

The gigglers are fully in control. Leave us a review if you haven't left a review and tell us because Grace reads the reviews. I'm not allowed to. And I never say bye on the pod, and I'm not going to start. Okay, good. That would have been weird.

Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. Talk to you later. Bye.