Giggly Squad - Giggling about tennis merch, rich guys, and the Kardashian reunion

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

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What is up on my beautiful giggling giggle slaughters. Giggle, slaughters. That sounds like a German. Yeah, just a German last name. I am my gig list. What's up, Hannah? Nothing much. I'm just super excited because our my favorite collection we've ever dropped is dropped. I dropped hard.

Yeah. It fucking dropped and it did drop hard. It was, I think my favorite pictures that we've ever done, my favorite aesthetic. And it's just so true to us. I don't want it. I'm going to say it. Everyone's been making fun of me for playing tennis for four years now. And then suddenly, Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner decided to put on a little tennis skirt

and everyone's jumping on the tennis bandwagon. Tennis skirts are very young. Yeah, go to gagley-squad.com and get, we have the tennis browser so cute, the tennis biker shirt so cute. The crop t-shirt is my favorite because it's not like a Zara crop where you can see the bottom of your nipple. It's an actual crop that you wear with like high-waisted jeans and looks cute. And you don't feel like you're wearing a baby shirt and then the crew neck. So.

I was wearing the sweatshirt the other day, the upper east side. Okay. Okay. Would you like to hang out more on the upper east side? I actually. Why? You're manifesting being a real househouse in New York?

Yeah, because I've been going out in, first of all, New York City is like on and popping. Remember like a couple weeks ago, and I was like, I think I'm just gonna stay in and like I'm not gonna drink anymore. I've literally been on a bend. It's like so fully back. But I've been like going to clubs and like all these places.

And I literally at one moment was just like, I'm better than this. I deserve lunches and dinners on the upper east side. And I deserve to go shopping off there. I'm like, I'm better than this lower east side bar. Just Madison Avenue. Yeah, I do have to say, okay, don't come after lower east side, which is my hood.

But when you're walking in New York City right now, everything's outside. So like it just seems like it's a block party on every block. Every street. It's insane and I love the energy, but it gives me a lot of social anxiety. I absolutely love the energy, but I want to be more coo. I want to like, what does that mean? It means like class, like I want to just a lot more coo.

I thought you said, my coo. I was like, my coo is that like a kind of vodka that I haven't drank? Swipe up for my coo. We should start saying coo. Again, because coo, we lost our kuth for a while. We lost it. I absolutely love that word. You also wrote in your notes that you met the girls across the hall. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Did they listen to gigley squad? No. No they actually hate gigley squad.

Okay so remember okay if the giglers remember a couple weeks ago, I was saying have like all girls have the same conversation and I was walking to my apartment and I heard the girls across the hall talking about some guy who needed therapy and like probably right fully so. And I was just like, wow, I have that conversation with my girlfriends all the time. So I was going into my apartment and I was bringing like packages in and I saw that the girl across the hall left her keys in the door and that always like I used to do that all the time and it like terrifies me now. So I knocked on the door. She answered it and I said,

hi, sorry, I live across the hall that you left your keys in the door and she was like, oh my God, thank you so much. And I was like, oh, in the door. And she was like, oh my God, thank you so much. And I was like, oh, you're welcome. And she was like, wait, you have such a cute outfit on. And I was like, oh my God, thank you. Oh, sweet, you're the best friend. Her name is Elizabeth. And that was always spoke.

And I haven't seen her since. OK, but that's the beginning. Go ahead and name a page. Throws the word best friend around real easy. And all someone has to do is say they like her outfit. And she throws me to the fucking curb but anyway I'm used to it. I literally at a club the other night. I promised two people jobs. I am. You're toxic. I literally met this girl in the bathroom and I go, oh, I missed meeting girls in the bathroom.

And this girl, we're on the same pea schedule. Because every time I went to go to the bathroom, she was also in there and I was like, so we're on the same, we've had three drinks, and now we have to pee again. And I was just like, come work for me. I tried and not break the seal when I drink, because as you guys know, I'm a bad part here.

I've been faking it these last three years. And whenever I go to the bathroom, I instantly get depressed and start reflecting on why I'm partying. I'm like, what am I celebrating? Like, what are we celebrating? Like, what have I done that I'm really happy about? And I'll sit there.

Oh my God. Yeah, I'll look in the mirror. And you know, you realize that your eye makeup has been smeared the last two hours. Then you regret every guy you talk to during that time. And how many people you embarrass, because they're like, like, girls, eye makeup is just smeared on one eye.

And then you start plotting how to get away and then deciding what snack you want at the end of the night. I'm so opposite. I get so in my head when I party. See, I don't get in my head until the next morning and I wake up and I'm like, wait a minute, wait a day on the minute. Wait an absolute damn minute. Like I'll look around, I'll be like, everyone else is happy.

And I'm just standing here. But then the next day, I'm like, thank God I didn't stay up late. Now I can watch TV all day and feel so good. Oh my God. I'm like in the bathroom with like my elbows on my knees just being like, oh, fucking love. Get in fucked up. But I went to a party the other night. I don't know where I even was. If we were at like a club, I don't know why we're at some venue or something. And the boys bathroom was the girls bathroom and the girls bathroom was the boys bathroom.

Does the thing now? And I have a look. The toxic masculinity. You what you want, but like I, that is my time. Yeah. So like, you know, you go into the bathroom and like the bathroom attendant has like all the things, you know, gum, mouthwash.

And I really needed to do it. Lollipops. I needed it so badly. And you've been mo them now, because no one carries cash. Oh, that's great. So I'm standing there and I wash my hands, and I was just turned to the bathroom attendant, and I was like, can I Venmo you and use this deodorant?

And there was a guy washing his hands next to me and he goes, yeah, you really need it. Who's flared at this? Excuse me, sir. And I was a guy washing his hands next to me and he goes, yeah, you really need it. Who's flirting? Excuse me, sir. And I was just like, also, is everyone having sex in the bathroom? I don't think so. Because you can only go one person into a stall. But then like, you're all out there, like washing your hands.

And I don't like it because then at the very end of the night, like, I was drunk. And some guy like came up to me in the bathroom. He's night, like I was drunk and some guy like came up to me in the bathroom and he's like, what's up? I've been watching you all night. And I was like, I don't love that. And I think God, my guy friend was also in the bathroom. And he was like, grab my hand.

He was like, let's go. And I was like, sorry, this is my boyfriend. And he was like, no, I'm not. He's like, don't touch me. I was like, I was like, go with it. I loved going out with my guy friends because it was more beneficial for them though, because when I'm with them, I'm a symbol to other girls that they are decent human beings, because I'm willing to sit with them because I'm a girl.

They use you. Yeah. But then no guy will approach you. No one, because you have like four loud ass dudes with you. So I like to consider myself rolling with like a good looking group of guy friends. They're all like six four. They're fucking hot. At one point one of my guy friends was like no one ever hits on you. I go yeah because you guys are blocked. You have a table. Who the fuck is coming up to you like three, six,

four guys and being like hey is the girl behind you taken? Like no one's coming up to you like three, six, four guys and being like, hey, is the girl behind you taken? Like no one's coming up to me. But I think other girls think that like I might be one of their girlfriends and it's like you can smell when like a guy is like, oh, is that his girlfriend? Like let me see, and my guy friends just pick up chicks. And I'm like, oh yeah. I'm working on this new bit,

and I want to actually pitch it to you. It's just part of it. It's not fully worked out. But I was, I like love my pit bull, right? I swear this kind of acidity we thought we were talking about. I love my pit bull. But people, as you know, like talk so much shit about pit bulls. And I did my research,

turns out 75% of dog bites are not pimples. They're unneutered males. So then I did the math and checked out humans and realized that 80% of violent crimes unneutered males. So I feel like the solution is pretty obvious. Chop off all their balls. You're like, I don't really want to do like a ball-chopping joke, but like, I don't know. Game of Thrones might have been right about some... No!

I'm still in like, I hate all men. I'm still in that phase. I just... This is what it is for me. Where do they get the audacity? Yeah. You know it's the audacity for me. And I'm like, the lack of coof.

It's so uncouth. I'm like, oh, I'm going to the Upper East Side for five. I love how you're skipping the engagement, the marriage, and the children, and just living on the Upper East Side. You know, I literally want to be a 65-year-old grandma who's like children come to visit every so often in my gorgeous penthouse. I feel like your clothes are your children. Yeah, just sad. So there's one more note in the doc before we get to, I want to finish part two of our worst dates because Gigglers were losing their damn minds off the worst-day stories and your story

But when you went to jail if anyone missed that that's in the last episode. Oh, it's a good one You wrote take talking while driving Because I had the same thought and I wonder if we're thinking the same thought Okay, now I don't know if this is just me being like an adult and being on an app where there's younger children. But so many tiktoks that I watch that these like young girls are making where they're just talking, they're also driving. You're like moving.

No, the car is moving. Oh, no. I saw them hit a person. Oh, I'm like, okay. I, no, they full on have their seat belts on. And then I can't drive, so I don't really know about driving, but like I'm like, okay. No, they full one have their seat belts on. And then I can't drive, so I don't really know about driving, but like I'm pretty sure they're on the driver side. No, they're driving.

What are these teenagers so busy doing that they can't stop to make a TikTok and they need to do it well, that what kind of errands are you running as a 14 year old? And I literally looked in the comments to see if anyone was being like, hey, don't do this while you're driving. This is so dangerous.

Not a one, not a one. And I was like, I can't care in this girl right now. But like, oh my god, don't do things on your phone when you're driving. That tick anything messing around in a car really scares me. Like, I don't like our generation is raised on like no texting while driving, but do they have to add TikToking?

Like TikToking? TikToking? It's a Brazilian times worse. Oh no, the cops are coming for me. OK. We knew this moment was going to happen. We braced for this. No, but I was watching this girl.

And also, it's for us to make a TikTok video, because we are older and less experienced. It takes hours. This girl is just winging it on the fucking highway, nailing the delivery. Doing a full transition upside down. Did her makeup in the driver's seat? I can't even pass a test when I'm fully focused. I need to literally turn the music down when I'm driving. Like find where I'm going. How are you doing these transitions?

But this is like some, I guess suburban stuff where like they're always in their cars. They just do everything in their car. They do their makeup, they eat their meals. They have like sex. Like I guess they do everything in the car. I just, I think it's dangerous. And I'm, stopped before you TikTok.

At least do it at the red light. Yeah, or like when you get into your driveway, just chill in the driveway for a little bit longer, make your TikTok. Wild, well anyway, follow us on TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

At Paige, do you underscore? I think I do. She doesn't know. Paige on the store to Sorbo, at Bing Burns. We're pretty active on TikTok right now. No big deal. I think we should get into our worst dates because it only gets better.

I was trying to think of some of my worst dates, too. As you get inspired, we'll both spill some good stories. Did a drive-by of a cool mansion that turned out to be his ex's house. I kind of love that. Isn't this mansion stupid? Who needs them any fucking columns on their house? Is this on the way to the restaurant?

No, I just needed to show you this fucking house that pisses me off. I don't like the color scheme. He's like checking what cars are in the driveway. I kind of love that he did this. Has anyone checked out Matt Manatee okay? You know, he was obviously going through a lot. But it's so funny how everyone's like to get over someone you have to get under someone, but sometimes it's not that easy, especially when like just you're like this drive. It reminds me of the driveway that my ex used to live in. See, you don't can't relate to this because you grew up in the city. But when I was in high school, me and my best friend used to drive by

every one's house. Yeah. Like just because there's nothing to do. You're full-time P.O.s. When you're 17 years old and your boyfriend just broke up with you, your best friend's like getting the car, we're getting done with donuts, and we're driving by his house to see if he's there.

Like there were so many times where we would have to like duck back and I'd be like, they know your car. They know that you drive this. Literally says your last name on the license. Yeah, like I had no idea where any of anyone lived in the city because we'd all just meet up in generic spots. We had like a route and we would come home. This is actually crazy.

Me and my best friend in high school, we would come home back to my house and we'd have like an adrenaline rush and we just drove by like whoever like guys house we like and one time we walked in the door and my mom goes what do you choose so like like happy and like happy about she was like did you just stalk someone like he said that he was home but he wasn't it's also weird that you know what all their parents look like. Like the dads outside moment alone and you're like, hmm, interesting.

You know what my does that an hour earlier? What? What? The dad like waves to you like, hi girl. What? Also the whole like people sneaking into your house or like you sneaking out through a window like I grew up in Brooklyn. Like if I heard my my like window moving, you call the police.

Oh my god, I used to snuck out a few times. I only got caught once though. I once just left a milkshake outside and someone stole it. Like, I was like bringing my stuff in from school and I just put the milkshake outside of my house and someone took it. It's fucked up. I was like, well, I hope someone's not lactose intolerant. That's hilarious. I love our high school dating memories. My most traumatic one was I went to three different high schools, which explains why I'm socially awkward.

But I met... There was like this one guy who was so hot, and it was the middle junior year, I just come in and I'm like, he's the hot guy in the grade, and he was tall and he was cute. I remember his name, and he was friends with a guy I played tennis with. And so like, I can't, he like kind of knew who I was because I introduced myself, whatever. And I went on aim, because I introduced myself whatever and I went on aim Like after the first week I was on aim. What was your screen name? String breaker 12 What was it string breaker 12 like tennis he breaks strings you break hearts. Yeah, I thought it was fucking genius

No one got it. No one understood Yours was like pink pretty girly pink rainbow Literally like butterfly sunshine You're as was like pink pretty girly pink rainbow Pussy lips pink 27 God so I get on aim and like a random person Deemed me. Yeah, and he was like hey And I was like hey, who is this? And it was the guy. I literally felt like I was in a high school movie where like the hot guy was interested

in me, the mysterious new girl. And he goes, do you do MJ? And I was like, why? And I'm like, you know, you have to be messaging your other friend at the same time. So I was like, what is MJ? Michael Jordan? And she was like, why? And I'm like, you know, you have to be messaging your other friend at the same time. So I was like, what is MJ? Michael Jordan? And she was like, it's weed, it's marijuana. And I was like, oh my God.

And I was so scared of marijuana. You know me. I was so scared. And I was like, I've never in my life heard someone call it MJ. Never in my life. I guess it was like they were trying to be cool or something. And I've created drug drug

I know at least he was selling drugs and it wasn't just smoking weed you know he was an entrepreneur he was okay got nest so I I basically was like no I have it whatever and he was like well we should hang I guess a lot of people bond over just smoking weed, but I was scared. And then he texted, I gave him my number. And he texted me to hang out.

The day he was freeing, it was like my mom's birthday. And I was like, oh my God, sorry, that's my mom's birthday. And then we never hung out. And he got a girlfriend. Oh, I'm sorry, Hannah. He's probably bald now. Yeah, he's a DJ, girlfriend. Oh, I'm sorry Hannah, he's probably bald now. Yeah, he's a DJ, so. Oh.

We were fine, but I just feel like it's a lot of time guys think you're rejecting them. Like it was pretty balls of him to like find my aim and like hit me up, but he didn't realize I was a prude mother love and bitch. Ew, she cares about her mom. Aw, she cares about his tennis and her mom. Honestly, I only love tennis and my mom.

I'm sorry. Um, and my own ass. Okay, what's next? He left the date halfway through and texted me, hey, where do you go? Men are so stupid. I was about to say, just play dumb. Just play so dumb.

Did the place explode? I'm lost. Drop the bowling ball on my foot, then look at me. It was my fault. Well, he's manipulative. He's get him out. Let's diagnose all of these. Yeah.

Pulled a balloon animal out of his back seat and drew a face on it, said this is my hobby. He's a serial killer. Serial killer. Serial killer. Can you go literally get out of there immediately? You have to change your number. Yep. You might even have to move.

Yep. You have to move. If someone pulled a balloon animal. Gird your loins. No. I actually just started sweating. Yeah. Because that's terrifying.

I've seen a lot of shit pulled from a backseat. That's a fucked up clown shit. Took the last bar stool. I had to stand. He flirted with the bartender the entire time. Dude, I have to say something about this. Something is happening. And I don't know if it's because we were locked in our homes for a year.

Something is happening with the men, specifically the men you have lost their minds. The men have gone wild. What's going on? I have been in multiple situations in the past couple of months being single that like, I'm out with a guy or like, it's clear that we're kind of like to get not together, but like, we either just went out in a date and now we're out with people or whatever.

Where I have watched them like flirt with girls, I've watched them get girls numbers. I've even watched guys make out with girls in front of me and just been like, what's the protocol here? Is this like a post quarantine? Like it's like the purge, but just with making out. Just anyone could do anything for a year.

I literally feel like that tick-tock. I'm like, you don't see me? No, I see you. You don't see me. I'm like, dude, I'm sitting next to you. I was literally hanging out with a guy and we were at a party and I was sitting next to him and A girl was on the other side of him. He just started making out with her If this makes you feel better my good friend yesterday

Tell me that she had sex with a guy in the next day. He was blatantly flirting with a girl in front of her So if this is happening to any of you at home, you're not alone, it's their issue. But also, you don't wanna be dramatic about it, but also like, how could you not feel like you got punched in the chest, you know? I was at a club and I literally felt like I hadn't had this feeling since I was in college.

Like I started sweating. I started sweating, my stomach like flipped. I looked at one of my girlfriends, I go, I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna start crying in the club and she's like, I don't know what's going on. I was like, you don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on.

But no, it's crazy and look, I am not one of those people that's like, stay faithful during the talking stage. I think that's stupid. I think you should be dating whoever you wanna date and hang out with, who's to ever until someone is like, we're exclusive. So I get that.

But like basic human decency. Like you had sex with me last night. So like maybe you shouldn't make out with the girl next to me. Thank you. Is it, maybe it's like they just haven't had physical touch, but I feel like guys who do that were fucking during COVID. No, and like, but there is something to be said

about like the next day just laying into them. I said to a guy recently. I said I was embarrassed and I looked at them the other night when you just respected me. Yeah, what is that? And he said, no, he didn't say anything. And then I said, and then I said, but you looked at Dom for the rest of your life because you had me and then you lost me.

And that's embarrassing for you. Did you read that in a Pinterest board? No, but I wrote it down before I saw. Because that is, I was like, let me get my notes ready. You're like, Mom, does this word hit better with that word? Because what's hard? I mean, I'm very proud of you for standing up for yourself and just kind of letting them know,

like, you have to have boundaries and he's crossed the boundary way too far. So like, don't go back to him. Also, just like, if you're not ready, if you're not ready, please, you're not to stir with me. Yeah. We've, we've, we've, we've, you're not ready, if you're not ready, please you're not to stir me. Yeah. Clean and simple. Leave me alone.

Leave me alone. Let me thrive. Yeah. It's also why you should really try not to fall for people until you really know who they are. Because I know it's fun, like when you first know a guy and you can fill in all the blanks that they're so perfect for you,

but like even though that's a temporary high, it's better to just have low expectations for everyone. But here's the other thing though. Like sometimes I feel like I've been so numb for so many years with guys where I'm like am I capable of love? That when I do really fall for someone, I'm like oh my god, this is nice.

That I, I can feel like this about someone and then they just step on your heart and you're like and fuck you over now again and now we're numb again thank you this is my personal favorite got drunk built a fort with him my cat knocked it over and he yelled at my cat and I left crying. He left her own home. I guess she was at his home. Wait, I guess she left her cat alone with him. Bitch, grab the cat! Grab the cat and go. The guy was so upset I moved out.

No, pussy for you. Oh my God, if a guy yelled at my cat, done so. You freak. I had a theory that like, if my dog would always bark at every single guy, like that would come into my home. And I had a theory that like the day he didn't bark at like some guy, that's who I would marry. I like that as a test.

Butter was not happy about Dez. And now she does this thing where she like tolerates him. Where first she'll just like, I'll leave. And she kind of want to affect. And so she's still in the couch, couch not facing him. And last night he sent me a photo of him like, laying shirtless and butter curled up next to him. I was like, this is the sexiest thing I've ever seen. Wow, that really gets you going. It really got me going. And like, he doesn't even like cats, but I'm like, someone sent me that picture. I'd be like, cool. I was showing people at the bar and they were like, what?

We don't give a fuck. Talk me to Taco Bell. Slap it. Slap it in my bed. Use my printer and said, no to sex. People be out here using people for printers. But let's be honest printers are a time of the past who has a printer. I'm worried about her why she has a printer.

I have a printer. At your in your apartment? For what? Overtones. I just sometimes have to print things. Like what? I have to print a lot of stuff for Amazon. I would print like my like things I'm going to say. I'm pretty old school. So if someone, there's no one out there that wants to use me for my printer, I have at it. Um, said no to sex. I don't know.

I feel like using my printer is super invasive. So it's like, why not go inside me after? Right. Like, we've already gotten to a certain level where I'm printing documents for you. We're basically engaged. Miss pronounced salmon, fucking idiot. You probably said salmon.

No, that's just you can't. You just you can't. OK, this is a real controversial one. Eight the shrimp with the shells and legs on it. Didn't peel them off. Were you raised in a barn? Not gonna lie. If it's like fried, I will eat the like, um, tail.

But I'm not eating the shell. That's, yeah, no. I'll eat the tail because it's good protein, they said. The whole thing freaks me out. The whole thing I'm not downless. I got up to throw my gum away and he called me back to the table to spit his gum in my hand. No, sir. No. Okay. That is some motherly duties. No. The only time I'm cool with that is if I really like someone. Yeah. If I really like someone, things like that don't gross me out.

If it's the first date, I would be like, And if you didn't say anything and just started to like put it out of his mouth, like, oh, oh, oh. And I'd be like, what am I, like, you're like the baby bird and the mama bird, like, get the fuck out of here. Okay. Also, just, it can under the table, like a normal person. I was about to say, you were that person in school.

In school, for that person. Isn't it crazy? How chewing gum was like the worst thing you could possibly do in the world in school and in real life no one gives a shit. I was always the gum girl. Like I would you swallow it when they called you out? No, I never could I never swallowed it. I would get up and like throw it into the trash can and like miss. But I was I always had gum on deck.

Gum was like, out toyed. Remember those out toy mince that were like sour candy? Yes, I love that. I fuck with that. Farded as he hugged me. Oh, man. I get nervous, Fards, so like I get it. Called the waitress a C word.

Jesus. Crash is cold. I'm just going fast now. Crash his car into mine. See, I like that. That's a great wedding rehearsal dinner story. Wait, this is you. Tells me he still talks, stalks his ex-girlfriend, to make sure she's okay and living her best life.

She cheated. I talk to all of my exes and they're all so happy and in great relationship. Really? Yeah, and I'm just like, cool. So I was the problem. I don't know anything about my exes. Um, I talked to all of mine except maybe like one. Do you feel like if you were with a guy right now, he'd be cool with that? I mean, I'm not like hitting them up and being like, what are you doing? But like a lot of them will DM me and be like, you're like crushing it. I'm

like, oh my God, thank you so much. What's going on? How are you? Like, yeah, I'm crushing that dick Showed me a pick of his twin sister went on about how hot she was nonstop for hours Don't look that's a legal You in court sir. Yep, that's the real so you in court. I think that that's illegal in most states Lay down most laid down in the booth at a restaurant. Sometimes you're tired. Sometimes you're tired. I feel like I've done that.

This girl goes swiped his fries for a dry side salad, see you in court, she wrote. A bruh. That is very talent. People don't talk about that enough when you're like ordering for the first time and just like a little quirky thing. Yeah.

Because those things, anything that drives you a little crazy on the first day, imagine how in six months when you don't aren't like excited to see him, how annoying they'll be. I was at the brunch with a bunch of my friends the other day and one of my guy friends got pancakes and then a side sees her salad and they were just like, are you okay? You. No. I hate that. I ate both of them.

I had the luck. You're like actually not that bad. Give me a bite. Someone was telling me about putting peanut butter on burgers and how it's like low-key really good. Wait, have you seen the Tiktok girls are putting mustard on watermelon? Lizzo, I think did that.

Oh, I think so. And it's like really good. Oh, no. How come you're bucking up summer's making a real turn? A abruptly told me I had a lazy eye, I don't, and that it was freaking him out. I'm like, I don't have a lazy eye, and I don't know how to un-lazy it. So maybe your eye is lazy, and it's making my look lazy.

I am lazy, but my eye is not, okay? Fuck you. I think if anyone is calling you out, especially on a first date, for anything like appearance wise or like embarrassing, that person just an asshole, and like extremely insecure with themselves. Unless you have something in your teeth

and then I'm like happy about it. Yeah, like I've had like make-up smudges or like something and they're like, oh you have something right there and I'm like. Yeah, when I had braces, I went to this like very cool party and all the photos came out and I had a full basil in my brace, like a full leaf, like not like a tiny, like a full leaf covering like three. I know one whole new. No one told me and I was like, they're not my friends. I knew they weren't.

Like it was like one of those like I was surprised I was invited to this like clicks party because they weren't my like- Oh my god, Hannah, that makes me feel so sad for you. I'm so sorry. It's okay, I'm clearly over it. I would have told you. No, but then I got on TV and they all DMed me to be my friend. I thought those bitches told me he was the poor Christian Gray. Gotta go. We hate that for you.

We want the rich one. Um, went to an arcade, made me watch him play the Bebo game until he beat the high score. Okay, I hate that. Oh no, I hate that, but I do love an arcade for a first day to live like fun things. There's a van go thing happening right now in New York City. Like exhibit. And I want to go so badly, but I want to go on a date

because I feel like it's so fucking cute. And... Did any professional golfers hit you up after the last show? No, not yet, and I think I'm just zaffled. Gaglers, what are you doing? Hello, can anyone find like a hot single golfer for me? Fake play an electric guitar that wasn't plugged in while watching MGK music videos. I hate when guys like really idolize another guy who's like similar age to them. I hate it.

Wait, I don't like that either. I can't. Like when like you can just tell like guys just like suck another guy's dick because he wants to like be him. I'm like the such a turn-off. Also, did you see behind the Courtney Kardashian photo of her like being hugged in the studio with Travis that MGK was in the background like really subtly? I think Travis and MGK are doing a video music thing. Oh, that's just they should they should capitalize on like. I'm an investigative agent. How crazy is it though that Courtney has like changed her whole like style and like I mean it's so

funny like it's all about like reinventing yourself all the time but yeah she's a 14 year old emo girl now. Yeah it's kind of not. I'm just pulling it off she looks great. Yeah she looks great but it's also like don't change when you meet a man. She like has face tattoos. I've had like a few guys say certain things like random times about my outfits and I'm just like, you don't know anything that you're talking about. Like you literally don't know one thing. No.

When the bill came, he asked if we should flip a coin to see who would pay on our first day. This happens more than you think. I think that's crazy. I think that's absolutely insane. Have you ever been on a date where the first day where the guy didn't pay? No. I've offered to pay half when I've hated the date.

Like if I don't like the guy, I'll be like, let's split. Because I have so much anxiety telling someone I don't like them guy, I'll be like, let's split. Like, because I have so much anxiety, like telling someone I don't like them. So I'll be like, let me pay. No, I always do like the fake bag move. Yeah. But the first date, it's like, I feel like it's not you invited me out. Yeah, you invited me to come. Exactly. It's like, for a chance to see my boob, you can pay for it. Which does make me look like an escort, but everything is basically escorting. And look, I think, then I think like moving forward, it's like except you pay for whatever,

like I could get the exact support. It's to show that they like want to be with you. Also, women get paid 75% on the dollar. So get the first drink. Also, do you know how much we spend in makeup and like to look like this to get to the date? Yep. Yep. And you guys, we're feminists here. We're feminists. Yeah. Um, asking me trivia questions at the bar off the top of his head to see how I handle losing. This is my actual nightmare. I hate trivia. I don't like random facts.

And I also hate losing. I would have taken my drink, thrown it, broken my bar stool, kicked someone's random ass chair, and left, and said that's how I had to lose. One of my favorite boyfriends. I love how you have a full ranking of all your boyfriends. Everyone has a favorite acts. Everyone has one. We all know mine from high school. But if I had to then rank my next favorite boyfriend. We had the most toxic relationship ever.

This was the same boyfriend who did go to jail. We were in we were on vacation and we were where were we going? Oh, we were taking the train from London to Paris or from Paris to London, whatever. You would think the most romantic, right? No. He quizzed me the entire time on the train asking me trivia facts. And I was just like, I don't know. And then I started getting so flustered. And one of the questions was like, who shot John F. Kennedy? And immediately I said, John Wilkes Booth. It just came out of nowhere.

And he was like, Paige, I can't date someone who's dumb. And I was just like, you know what can't date someone who's dumb. And I was just like, you know what probably happened? One of his friends was probably like, isn't she dumb? And then he was probably like, what? And then he was like, I need to figure this out. When little do they know that your streetsmart and you've been stalking them for six months and you know everything about their life.

And I was like, okay, John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald is not like that crazy to mix up because they both have three names and they both shot presidents. So like, give me a fucking break. I don't know who either of those people are, but they sound annoying and they sound stuck up. Well, they're murderers. And they're murderers. Okay, sorry, I'm not obsessed with murder like you are.

Invited me over for dinner when I said that when I got there he said he ate and offered me a hot pocket. So hot take, hot take no pun intended, hot packets are dope. Hot packets. Hot packets. My favorite bit is Jim Gaffergan's hot packet bit where he's like, it's either frozen in the middle or lava hot and burns all your taste buds up. He's one of my favorite comedians actually. I like that he's super funny without being like dirty.

Like it's something you can put on with like, when your family's all this. Yeah. It's just laugh. And you're not gonna get uncomfortable. And I've briefly met him and he's adorable. Yeah, I feel like he'd be really nice in real life. He also has like 20,000 kids.

Yeah. With five, but like it's a lot. Yeah. So we have some crazy front page news and a lot of great things that we've been watching that we have to get to Should we begin with what we're watching? Yeah, let's do it because I feel like we have a lot first off. Did you watch inside with Bob Burnham? Okay, tell me your journey of this So I texted Hannah and I was like what was that documentary? I was supposed to watch because I couldn't find it

It took me like 20 minutes to like, one Netflix, one of the main things that pops up. No, but it wasn't. I even typed it in and it wasn't popping up. And I was like, who is like, conserving against me? What's happening here? So I find it. And then I text her and I go, Hannah, is this a musical throughout the entire thing? Because I was like, if so, our whole friendship is a lie.

You don't know me. No, I got that text and I was like, oh no, she's pissed at me. And I was like, hey, give it a, it's emotional journey through sing-songy words, okay? It's not a musical. There's some stand-up in between. So I will say that certain parts were very funny. I did not watch the whole thing because then at one point,

I was like, oh, no, for the thing. Like, I can't do the singing thing. I just can't. But there were some things that were very, very funny. And he is interesting and he looks at things. He's just creative. OK. Let's talk about it.

The housewife and the hustler. Holy... This is highly recommend. It's on Hulu. I bought Hulu for this because I couldn't remember it does this past word and I was like, fuck it, I knew you watched this. Oh, my, it was, they went in.

It's crazy. They went in. It's crazy. Terrifying. He's like, he is a scary person. Who could do that to people? So this is the thing. Everyone is thinking that Erica now. Now, as someone who's not like a big Erica fan, but also not not a big Erica fan, like I just don't, I like her music. Honestly, great music. It's, I could totally see him being like, hey, I'm going to put 20 million into your business

LLC to help us with taxes. Like I could easily see like page of all the rich boyfriends you've dated, how many did you actually know what they were doing? I don't want. Like couldn't cut any like, so do you think she knew or not? Because he's basically took a lot of this money that he should be giving to the clients he worked for who were serious victims and putting it in her business as well. I think she had to have known something was up.

There's no way she didn't know anything, but I could see him being like this business. Like, if my husband has a career that like, I'm not a lawyer, I don't know. Like how, you know, because I also think how would I know that victims are calling him and he's not giving him giving them money. Unless they were so sick and twisted that like he was telling Erica like, yeah, I'm not gonna pay these victims and like, we're gonna keep the money. That's fucked up. But I feel like people who are that evil are not so blatant.

Like, I feel like they lie to themselves. Like, even like Jen Shaw, like, she's like, no, it's not a scam. And like, they lie to themselves to feel okay with what they're doing. And maybe he was like like this is just like He bet you said a pondyskame that fucked up on him So maybe he's telling himself like oh this is just a way of like Making more money and they'll get interest if we sit like I don't know It's just here's the other thing how the fuck Are you gonna be doing like straight up illegal shit?

Like jail for years illegal shit? And go on a reality TV show. Like, the anxiety I would have thinking like, that's like one of the reasons, like, did she not fully know? Because why would she sign up to do this? But he obviously is a psycho too. Like, he knew what he was doing.

How would he... Well, he also was like grooming his victims. He'd be like, you're my favorite client. And don't worry, I'm gonna take care of you. You're the favorite, my favorite case. Like, I was, I'm easily manipulated. And I was just like, yeah, I'd let that guy do anything. I'd be like, yeah, invest my money, take my millions. Yeah.

But they said they're surprised not only that Eric is filming this season, but that she also was even Answering the questions like normally they'd be like, oh, it's it's a legal thing and I can't answer it But she's I guess she's trying to say face are they still divorced? I don't know. Yeah, they're still the I don't I don't know if it's like there's legally divorced. Yeah, but the divorce papers were filed. Yeah, but that's some why this is definitely going to be her last season. Don't you think? Who knows? Who knows? I don't know. I just think it's so wild when like people start going to jail on reality TV. They're just like in the jail cell. They're filming their confessionals.

All I could think about was like if Erica Gerardi really does go to jail, what's her cellmate gonna say? You know, could you imagine being in jail? And then they're just like, this is your new cellmate in Erica walks in. I'd be like, first of all, I love you. Like, so what is this? I run a like like what is she? What is she like?

Was Teddy? That's amazing. What was going on? With Teddy's all in. All in by Teddy, given the T. But I don't know. It's also crazy to me when people go from like such extravagant wealth to like, they're like, he's broke.

Yeah, like how? He's living in the mansion until it's sold and then he's like on the street. Like, how were you even, how did you even spend it that fast? Like look I'm not the best at saving money either like I will pop off when I want to pop off but like how are you even doing it at that rate? You have to be ordering seamless for all three meals. It's also annoying because yeah a lot of it was going to Erica, but also Erica's like, yeah, I'm with this rich guy. And he's also really good at what he does.

It's not like he was conning people in how good he is of being a lawyer, but then they basically explain how before Real Housewives, he was like buying her music career and like they lost money from it, but then she got like the Roxy thing, but like it just shows how like with money You could kind of get anything until you don't have it anymore Dude that's it's like you think you're ugly, but you're just poor is One of the more true things

Like in living in New York City, I see so many girls that are like dating guys just because they're really rich and whatever and like do your thing if that's like your vibe are like dating guys just because they're really rich and whatever and like do your thing if that's like your vibe. But like my mom would always say to me if you marry someone for money you will literally work for it the rest of your life and then you're married to this person that you do not even like and one day would of the stock market crashes. What if he goes to jail? What if he's doing some illegal shit that you don't know about? And then you're broke. So now you're broke and you're also with someone that you fucking hate.

I love how Kim had to sit you down and be like, you don't need to be with a prince of Saudi Arabia. I think. Look, I know that you want a yacht. And I'm like, yes. She said, she's like, most people own yachts? Poor ball. There's also a really good quote that I love too,

that says I rather love on a bike than crying a limo. I love that. Oh, it's a bit extreme. But it's true. It's always like, doesn't matter where you are to your width, because I've had some miserable times in some very nice places. Me too. Literally, I've cried in Paris, France.

I have cried in like a chateau before. I think this is gorgeous. And my boyfriend is an asshole. And finally, I was watching a doc on HBO Max. Somehow I got on HBO Max. And it's called Expecting Amy. And it's Amy Schumer shooting her pregnant special and just like what her period was at her period.

She did not get her period. What her pregnancy was actually like and she basically was puking the whole time and she was videotaping all of it. It was like a disease she had while trying to put together a special and performing. And then it goes into like her falling in love with this guy.

And it was just. Wait, is this new? No, it was like a year ago, but I like had it on my list to watch it. And then also she goes into just how her husband's brain is like very unique. Like he's very creative, but like some of his social skills are just different, his processing is different.

He's like late 30s. They'd have fights where they had trouble communicating and they love each other so much, but she was like, something's off. She goes to the doctor and they diagnose him, saying he's on the spectrum. And he'd never been diagnosed. He'd never been diagnosed. He had trouble with his family before where they felt he was different or like socially weird.

And Amy was like crying and she's like, I wish you knew that it wasn't your fault. And then she just talked about how she loves, like, because if you watch Love on the Spectrum, which a lot of people I highly recommend, each. I cried the whole time. I cried the whole time. I cried the whole time I got through one episode, and I was like, I'm not emotionally stable enough to watch.

But like also there was like a joy in it. Basically, these people have various, like, they're on different parts of the spectrum, but you'd see how like, their brain just works differently, but they still are like, want love and everything like people want. And they're like super talented at certain things. And he basically, she explained how like he doesn't lie to her.

Like she'll literally be like, does this outfit look good? And he'll be like, I like the other one better. And he just says it. And how he like can't control his facial expressions really. So like, you always know how he's feeling. And she's like, there's just this pureness to him

that I've never experienced with a man, and I'm in love with him. And it was just so beautiful. And he's this extremely talented chef, and he's so sweet. And yeah, I'm just very happy for her. Oh, I love love. Wait, what's it called?

Expecting Amy. I wanna watch that. I watch something on HBO that you would really, really like. It's a scripted show, it's called Hacks. It's so funny. Like, it's like a, I can't even compare it to something else, but it's like this friendship and she's a comedian, but like one of the most famous

comedians in the world and like, she's like reinventing her stand-up, so she like has this girl who's like a writer for her and it's just, it's just really good. It's like, it's funny, but it's also like heartwarming at times and it's just like, it's such a good show. I think there's 10 episodes I'm caught up to date. I watched the whole episode. I didn't watch it.

Did you watch the Kardashian reunion? I did. Was it epic? And you call it does not get nervous. Like, was it like he was just like yelling at OC? No, it was like he was doing a house wives reunion. But there was obviously there was no fighting house wives reunion, but there was obviously there was no fighting because they all like get along with each other and like

hype each other up, but he had like little quips. Yeah, you know, when he'd like, hey Chloe, like, and like he has a little like house I've stopped and it's just it was also really interesting to see I love Kim. I've always loved Kim. I've always been a Kim stan. And I think she was very, like one of the questions was, do you think your family should thank you for all their careers? And she was like, I don't know how that became a thing,

but like, no, I knew that like I was gonna do a reality show and I was talking to my mom about like what would it be? And she was like, look, I'm nothing without my sisters. So the show has to be about our family. She was like, so no, I wouldn't have my career either without them. And it was just like so nice and she talks about Kanye and how like there were, she doesn't go into detail obviously, but she was like, it wasn't like one thing. It was just like, we had a lot of differences on really big things. And it just wasn't going to work. Was Scott there? He comes in the second part. So the second part's not out yet?

He comes in the second part. So the second part's not out yet? I don't think so, no. He's, how's Courtney and Chloe? Courtney's like a little annoying during it. Like she kept interrupting, and I was like, shush, shut down. Like at one point, she was like, let's take a shot and Andy was like,

okay, well, let's film. Like, sorry, you know, like let's, and Courtney was like, well, well, let's film. You know, like, and Courtney was like, well, I want a shot. And I was just like, Courtney, you do not speak to Andy Cohen like that. Like, how dare you? We take a shot when Andy wants to take a shot. And how's Chloe?

Chloe's good. Is she with? It's a really, and really, in the very beginning, he, all the questions were to Kim. He talked to Kylie too about being a billionaire. But is she? They made on the show that this reunion, it was made it seem like it. And I also think Kim is very funny because Kylie was like, I mean, I don't wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say,

like, oh my god, you're a billionaire. And Kim was like, I don't. I think I would too. I think Kim has like a lot more, a lot of emotional strength. Like I heard she said something like, I'm good at like, not reacting to things and like staying calm. Calm this is her superpower and I was like ooh I go what's that like because. Actually that's called bad ratings on a TV show.

We're Italian it's not the same. But um no it's not. But it's like to be where she is. She's had to go through a lot of very tough emotional stuff in the public eye. So, um, yeah, they asked her about like her friendship with Paris Hilton and how were her in Paris? Are they good? Yeah, they're like fine. They're friends, but she said, you know, I would never not, like Paris put me on. Like Paris is the reason I have certain things that I have, but she showed me a totally different life

and I would never not credit her. I'd be like Paris. She was like, I made this bitch famous. Absolutely. Which like, I feel like people always wanna get like girls against each other. Like, I'm sure Paris wasn't mad that like, Kim became famous. She like brought her out with her.

Obviously, she's going to become famous. That's like me getting engaged. And next level. Every question I get is, do you think someone's those jealous you're engaged? Like, that's so annoying. Would they do that to men? Like, when does this engage? Are they like, oh, do you think, you know, some's jealous?

In Jeremy's men. In me. Um, okay, do you think, you know, some's just. It's Jeremy's man, you're being. Okay, two things. One, Paris had this strange random interview that they found where she was like, if I don't want to respond to someone over text, I just say, oh, sorry, it must have been on my other phone. And then they cut back to a scene with her and Kim

where Kim was like, I texted you and she's like, oh my God, sorry, it's my other phone. But that's just Paris being. I kind of love that. I fucking love Paris. Also, Kathy Hilton's like having such a moment. Okay, I was so scared. I was like, why would Kathy Hilton do this to herself? Like why would she, oh, like what?

I was very nervous about her coming onto. Yeah, but then like she's kind of just been hilarious. Okay, so when I watched the Paris Hilton documentary, I did not like Kathy Hilton. very nervous about her coming on too. Yeah, but then like she's kind of just been hilarious. Okay, so when I watched the Paris Hilton documentary, I did not like Kathy Hilton when I watched kind of intense. I was like, seems like you don't give a shit about your daughter and like you're acting like you had no idea that like any of this was going on. Watching her on Beverly Hills housewives, she had no idea. She didn't know what was going on.

She didn't know.. She didn't know what's going on. She didn't know. And I like she just comes off like she's so nice and like she's just like one of those like fun moms like you know you have like that one front and like like you like going to their house because their mom is just like quirky and like whatever. She was that mom. It's just so interesting though how you watch two TV shows. And one of them, you're like, I hate that person. The next one, you're like, she's the nicest in the world. Yeah. It's all perception.

Let's wrap this up with some front page news, because shit went down. Oh my god. Oh my god. OK. So first of all, all the crazy Tegan stuff. Have you seen it? Yeah, I'm caught up with it.

Basically, she apologized. And then a whole accusation happened the day of her apology, like over her like third apology, which is a nightmare for the PR, I guess. The PR world was over time passed couple of years. And then she's saying that Michael Costello's accusation was all I. The DMs were made up. She was like, I bet those aren't the DMs. Then Leona Lewis came out and said that she,

he was mean to her. But then he came out and was like, Leona, it's not true. Yeah, what are you talking about? We talk, I tried to call you, all this stuff. It's all very high school and people just love to see other people be taken down. and I don't get and like I didn't even want to talk about the Chrissy Teigen stuff because it was like I was like fuck like I love her like I legit loved Chrissy Teigen like

yeah and I was like I don't know a lot of people did like and people are so happy that she's like losing everything. And it's like, okay, well, maybe this maybe she, he really did make up those DMs. Like, how do you know? Like, how do you know? Um, yeah, I just never get people to get like genuine happiness from like seeing other people's lives just like go into flames.

Even if it's like the worst person on my head. It's putting yourself in like this negative space and negative energy and like the crazy, taken thing like Michael Costello, don't know what the truth is. Yeah, like how do we know? We don't know, but also like, it's so scary because now he's seeing how he could be

taken down because he tried to take her down. It is a messy, messy minefield. Messy. How do we feel about Heather? Do you bro come back to the Housewives of OC? So I never saw her on it, but I've only heard that people love her. And I mean, Bravo is definitely changing things up

for the OC. She is without a doubt. All franchises, all housewives, my favorite. So do you think this is good for her, or is it a lot of pressure to like turn it around? I don't think so because she has like a very clear, like persona, like she doesn't really get involved in like certain fights, but like she will stand up

for herself when she needs to. There was like a scene with Shannon at one moment where she like kicked her out of their house, but all of her fights are so like she keeps her composure like nothing I've ever seen. Like you've never like been like Jabbi and like loud and whatever. Also her husband has had quite the reality TV career too.

Yeah, do I think she needs it? But not like she needs it for the money, obviously, but like I'm sure like it is some type of like relevancy thing. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like he's on, I love his show too. Bosh is so good. Yeah.

I always watch it. I always watch it hungover. I don't know if that's great. Okay, and then my last thing was Kelly Dodd in Golnessa. We'd never saw this coming. Never saw this coming. Fuck yeah, Golnessa. Also, Kelly Dodd terrifies me. I've said it before. I'll say it again. She's terrifying. Well, Kelly Dodd basically was like, I don't know who Golnessa is, because Golnessa started it and kind of threw some shade.

But then people found Kelly Dodd commenting on Mercedes photo being like, can't wait for Shaw's this season. Can't wait for why. So if I were Golnessa, I would just post that that, but then Golnessa posted a whole like, fuck you bitch. I was on reality TV before you, way before you and I'm gonna be on way longer than you. And like this is a bravo family and I was just like oh my god.

I think they needed to revamp all of us. I think they actually should have gotten rid of all of them. Oh wow. And just like read the whole fact. Take. Because I didn't even watch the last season. I was like, this is boring as shit. I watched it with chat rooms.

Yeah, it was, yeah. It was just different. Like, OC used to be my absolute face. Well, it was OG, right? OC was OG. Yeah, it was the OG and it wasn't even that like, Tamer and Vicki were gone, because like, whatever, they like,

yeah, you like, they rotate housewives and like people move on and whatever. It just like, the story was just, Bronwyn was a wild, like it was just a lot of, you're just like, do you think they need Vicki? No, I don't think they need her,

but I think they need like a higher caliber group. I'm not caught up on Roni, but I just wanna know, do you think Roni needs to Rinda? Yep. Hot take. I'm not even, I didn't even watch it. I just threw that out there because I personally like to Rinda.

I think they do. And like usually I never say that that because like about a housewife, but I am loving Rooney this season, I fucking love Ebony. But I think Durand O'Wood have added, Sonya's having like a moment. I think Durand O'Wood have just added some more fun. Yeah.

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