Giggly Squad - Giggling about Teresa Giudice, James Corden, and Zara makeup

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my giggly gallon times. I know it's not February, but I liked it. But love is in the air. Wait a second. We have a surprise guest. Hello. Hi. Who is that? Hello? Oh my god What I guys always do now. I see you is that you guys Do you listen to giggly squad series? Yeah, I like to giggle sometimes. Yeah

Well, we're so honored to have such a Icon yeah, I don't know Is there a specific reason why you want to come on? Thank you. Yeah, well my team has been saying like all these people I saw at Bravillcon and I was like going through a list and I was like wait a minute I paid never said hi to me. Yes, I did Did you say hi? Yes, I did. I said hi multiple times. I Well, where was that? Hannah you know you know I don't

Really very friendly in those environments. I talked to Gia too. I even gave Gia the name of my stylist and she used her Gia Gia too, I even gave Gia the name of my stylist and she used her. Gia, Gia, you used your stylist? Yeah. All right. Well, she didn't tell me. I don't know. Teresa, I feel like you must meet so many people and you see so many Italians that Paige must have just kind of lost the sauce.

Yeah. She might never sauce. Yeah, right next to the meatballs. But look, all right, so maybe I did see you. And you know what we didn't get to talk about was all the crap you was talking about my wedding. You're like such a beautiful woman. You didn't need all of the hair.

The hair, all right. So what was like the biggest issue? Was it the hair. The hair, all right. So what was like the biggest issue? Was it the hair? I just felt like it overtook your gorgeous face. Wow. Ooh, she's sticking with what she said. I'm nervous right now. All right, you're sticking with it.

What did you think of the cutout of you and Louis, though, at BravoCon and everyone was putting their faces in, pretending to be you guys? I loved it, because I was like, they were really showing how much Louie and I love each other. So I thought that was really cute in our love bubble. Yeah, and Louie was at Bravo Con. So it was nice, but yeah, like the hair took like 10 hours,

like thousands of dollars. So I just thought maybe you would think like, wow, she put so much work into it. I did think that. I did think that you put so much work into it. Pige, didn't you like the smoke machines? I did. I love a fog machine. A fog machine.

Yeah. A fog, that's right. Yeah. I DJ, he wasn't going to do it, but I said no. For like a thousand dollars more, we could have fog. So I say, yeah yeah do a smoke. Teresa, normally when we meet you're pretty positive. Are you a little bit maybe sensitive right now because of the whole dancing with the stars Fiasco? Yeah you know like a lot of people thought I was

gonna get kicked off week one. I showed them. Yeah look no guys want to joke, but there was a lot of people not dancing good. Like they look bad. Well, I'm going to be totally honest. I think having Charlie Demelio on it is not fair. She's a dancer. I'm fair. He's a dancer. She's been dancing. She was like three. It's like my daughters with dancing. Like, who? Who? That's not fair. Who did you think wasn't good to, Risa? Well, let me tell you this, like Vinnie, he's also from like the New York area. Like he was, he sucks. Like, do your family know each other?

Kind of, but not really, just from like the TV stuff. But like, yeah, I didn't think Vinnie was that good. And like, yeah. I'm team Vinnie. I love Vinnie. Wait a minute. All right. Look at this, Paige.

I'm trying to tell you, like, look, who are you? Who are you choosing? All right. You never take a stance. Is it Vinnie or is it me or is it Melissa and Joe and me? Oh, shit. Put it in the spot. So my name is Spaz.

Melissa just asked me to go on her podcast and I did say yes. And I do love Joe Gorgah, but that's your brother. So like, I feel like I'm allowed to love him. Yeah, but like, you should pick a side. Okay, I picked the side of Vinny. For me, there's no Jersey housewives without Teresa and Melissa Yeah, like I'm together Yeah, like if you if one of you was off. I'm not watching hot take yeah

Well guess what she might be going off if you got no storyline left Yes, you started a podcast, but guess what? So did I. It's called Namaste Bitches. No. You should come on my podcast. Namalicious. I'm going to come on yours too.

I'm going to come on yours. We promise we're going to come on yours. Teresa, thank you for visiting Giggly Squad. It's always a pleasure. I'm sorry for anything page. Accidentally did a bravacon. She didn't meet it. I'm sorry for anything page accidentally did a bravocon. She didn't mean it. I didn't do anything. She's sorry. You mean Craig look really cute right next to all the pillows?

Because I thought Craig, he looks so cute. He was doing a pillow thing. I like that. I love what I'm voice good song., everyone, give it up for Andrea Lopez. I think that Teresa is your best one. Really? Yeah. Except your Courtney is so spot onto, but what is your favorite one to do? Honestly, Teresa has been so funny in the past,

like dancing with the stars, Bravo Con, she's really just been in the zeitgeist of like everything I'm talking about. So I feel like it goes in stages and right now Teresa is it, you know? I don't know if that's good. I'm obsessed. If you guys don't remember,

we had her on doing Courtney's She-Nailed it. The thing with Teresa is like, you hit the like little things like when she goes high, when she says good at the wrong. The way she stops her words so like quickly, you nail that. You're making me nail this. Yeah.

You're so talented. Where can people follow you? You can follow me at Andrea Lopez comedy on Instagram and TikTok. I would appreciate it. DM me. I always try to answer my messages and I appreciate all your guys' love.

Page, oh my God. I skipped a line to get a picture with Page and Craig and I was so scared. Like I had my, I had Nick with me and he was and I was so scared, and I had Nick with me, and he was getting me to the front, and I was like, there's people waiting for hours, I can't just skip it. You could get caught.

You literally, and I was like, I'm apologizing to the people. Were you dressed up as Teresa that day? Yeah, it was an insane groupie, and I looked like I was on med, I looked like I had issues, and they bumped me to the front of the line. I was like I know she's weird but she's my friend. So you dressed up as Teresa as a bride, did you get to meet Teresa?

You guys, yes. I went to the panels and I went, oh you asked a question. Did you know? I asked a question and I was like six in line in questions and they never get to that many people. So they actually saw I was in full costume. They bumped me up to the front. They put me on the screen and then Teresa's social media manager came up to me after I asked the question. She brought me up and she was like, we have to get a picture with you and Trey. And then Louis was the one that was so nice.

He was like, oh my God, I remember I was in a steam bath and Teresa screamed and I went on there and she was taking a bath and he just, he invited so many details. But he was was like it was the moment that she saw your videos and it was great and she's a big fan and we love you and I blown away. I was like meanwhile I have her full wedding hair and tiara and they're explaining what did Tray say? You guys she truly said nothing she at first when I was asking the question,

she was pointing like, that's her, that's the girl. And then I bow up there. And it's like, she forgot the interaction we just had. She was like, and then we took a picture. And I was like, okay, it's me, like, hey. And then Louie was the one, they were just, you know, I'm sure you guys, like the talent ranglers are just like pushing them out the door. There's no time. So then

Louie, the talent ranglers, the right. I said that I felt like, because they kept calling them like talent handlers. And I was like, I literally feel like I'm in a dog show. And my handler is like about to show me to the next. It half the dogs were black out. I can have a drunk dog show. Half the dogs were black out Drunk dog Oh my god, well Andrea. Thank you so much for coming. We love you so much You are such a friend of the giggly squad. We're obsessed with you Thank you, Hannah. Thank you page love you guys

Oh my god Page are you sick are you dying? No, I have the worst cough ever. Is this the first time we've ever done giggly squad? We have makeup on, look like humans. Yeah, I actually feel uncomfortable. Me too. I keep looking at myself on the screen. I'm like, stop being such a pick me.

Do you think we're less funny when we're pretty? I think so. Yeah, I'm so bored with myself right now. Yeah, it looks like I have had no childhood trauma. You know, like trying is just not funny. It's not funny. No. Yeah, I have a horrible cough.

I'm just like, I've been sick for a week now. Yeah, your body's breaking down emotionally and physically, but take some orange juice. That's my mom would say drink some orange juice. I know my immune system is down because I got another UTI. Oh my god. I know. Poor Vagine.

She has seen some shit. She's been overworked over the trial. That's the truth. She's like, we got it. Because you get it so often, you could like easily lie and get out of stuff like, oh, the UTI's back again. Except that Craig knows like when I'm getting one, my mood is so, I don't know if I could recreate my mood.

Oh, you can't just be a fake bitch. Well, you know, I can. Um, I have the funniest story for you. I mean, Grand Rapids Michigan have the funniest story for you. I'm in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in a green room. Yeah, okay. And this guy comes in the green room. I think it was a security guard.

And he goes, hey, were you on summer house? You're like, nope, wasn't me. Nope, wasn't me. But I was like, you know, yeah, you know, in another life, I did do reality TV. And he was like, I have the funniest story to tell you. And when people tell you that, you know, it's not gonna be funny. It's like when someone's like, oh my the funniest story to tell you. And when people tell you that, you know it's not gonna be funny.

It's like when someone's like, oh my God, watch this YouTube video. And you're like, okay. I worked the last four minutes of my life back. Yeah. So he goes, so I just got out of jail. Classic. And I was like, cool.

And he was like, when I was 21, I was drinking. And I had an accident at DUI. And I ended up in jail for five years. And I was like, oh my my god where's the funny part and he goes in jail we all loved summer house Wait that's the new demographic I cater to now I only care about bad and jail favorites were ahead of me And I go I go even my last season he goes, yo, you sit out for yourself. No one fucks with you.

And I was like, but I cried the whole time. And he was like, no, we believe you. Wait, this is, this is why I'm always on jail TikTok. I'm big in the jail community. It's because they know you're coming for tax evasion soon. They're just buttering it up for you. They're getting ready for me. Wait, I love this.

We're big in jail. You know what, there's only a few demographics, I love this. We're big in jail. You know what? There's only a few demographics that I care about. It's the gaze. And now, jail. People that are in jail. Wait, what if we did a live giggly at a jail?

Like when they, oh my god, like when, like Elvis and like people would go perform for like people in jail. If we did a giggly squad, I'd fucking cry. You're like, I love all your outfits, they're so cute. Like you're so lucky that orange is so good on you. It's not good on everyone. We go our biggest pet peeve is guys drinking milk straight up. Raise your hand if you're in here for tax evasion

and tell me what happened. We're going to skip the Menace Trash segment because it's very clear. Okay. Red flag. Yeah, we go to Alcatraz. Oh my God. Giggly takes Alcatraz. Oh, man.

But anyway, but I do have to say, the Innocence Project is an amazing organization that literally uses DNA to get men who are innocently put in jail because there are so many that are in jail for like 20 years that are innocent. Honestly, that is also one of my biggest fears that like someone will frame me for something or like I'll be wrongfully convicted.

Yeah. Oh my God. Sorry to get to it early, but I just watched the most amazing documentary called, what is it called? Oh. Wow. Sounds so amazing. And I forget what it was on.

I forget what it was on. Good marketing. It was amazing. Wait, no, you guys are going to die. Her name is Michaela McCullum. She is from Northern Ireland. And okay, it's called high. You're gonna fucking lose your mind.

High like H-I or high H-I-G-H. H-I-G-H. So she grew up in Northern Ireland. Family was poor. She grew up in a farm. And she, at 20 years old, she was like, I'm outies. She goes to Ibiza. Yeah, classic. She goes like, I'm outies. She goes to Ibiza. Yeah, classic. She goes, I didn't unpack. I went straight to the bars. She needs these girls. Everyone's doing drugs. They're having so much fun.

Fast forward, maybe like three weeks. She meets a guy, Red Flag. Okay. And he's a drug dealer. Classic. She basically gets hammered and she's like doing speed or ecstasy and he's like Can you go to Spain and just pick up some stuff for me? I'll pay you $5,000 and she was like I'm down $5,000 is so much money She gets a spain and they go no no no no no no no's 12 hours and she's going to the other side of the world and she starts freaking out and she's with another girl. What year is this? This is recent. Okay, she didn't fucking Google, hey, how long does this flight?

Like what? She just like didn't know where Peru was. I Google like when I get into an Uber. I'm like, is this going to be 30 minutes or 15? Like I need to know. So basically, oh yeah, she, so this was 2013, like I was in college. OK.

So she gets there and for a week, they make her just like act like they're tourists in Peru, like going on these bus tours that she doesn't want to be on and she starts freaking out. And then finally, I fell asleep during this point, but they get arrested in Peru. And they're kind of using her as an example. They called them like the Peru too.

And they both go to this horrible jail, this horrible jail. Wait, so she's all right. So she's like with some random girl. Yeah, that they like sat with her and their job was to do together. They get caught and they're being used as an example. They say, you're gonna have to do 15 years of prison. This all happened within like 30 days of her going to Ibiza.

What the fuck? So they go livid. Her mom's gonna kill her. Whenever your mom gets mad, be like, at least I didn't try to sell cocaine. Honestly, I'm 30 years old and I get in situations and I'm like, oh, my mom is going to kill me. So they go, if you tell us who you're working with, we'll cut it to like six years.

And she gives them like some general information, but then she's like, I'm immediately giving this man up. I'm immediately being a rat. But Paige, she finds out that people are killed every day in jail for snitching. Every day in jail, they just get someone to kill you. Some girl comes with a fucking brick and hits you over the head. Not if they're watching summer house. Not if they're being entertained. Distract them with fighting between literally Kim Kardashian working behind the scenes in jail to make sure people aren't shanking other rats.

We're doing social justice. Jill should be fun. So she gets in jail and she's like, I'm gonna get murdered. She said once she was in jail and someone next to her literally got murdered, blood everywhere, hair everywhere. And she's basically like, this, my life is over. And then something happens where she just gets inspired to like learn Spanish.

So six months in, she starts learning Spanish. She starts getting along with people. And next thing you know, she starts her own salon in the jail where she's like, I don't even know what I'm doing, but people like that she's doing the hair. She gets all the gossip. She gets voted as president of the jail This is this blonde white bitch Like I don't this has to be a movie. She gets voted president of the jail She improves like their water system. She gets them better snacks and then

They call her in at like two and a half years and she gets out They call her in at like two and a half years and she gets out. Out. Because she basically gave this amazing speech about how like she knows she fucked up. She's not the same girl she was. She learned for her mistakes. But then she goes to Ireland and everyone hates her. Why? At first she said like we didn't know what was going on.

We didn't know what was going on. But then to get a smaller sentence they were like we knew what was going on. We're guilty. we're sorry. So Ireland was like, she's a liar, she's a horrible person. There's a lot of religious people who are like, how dare she even touch a drug. So she gets to Ireland and they all, she was like the most hated person. Those are your people. My people, my family, does a second family, is there.

But. So how old is she now? Good question. I mean, she was 20 when all that went down. So she's probably like, all right. So she got out. So she got out. Now she's like married, has kids, and she's just like,

guess what mom did one time. Just, she wrote a book, and it became a Netflix thing, but I think it needs to be a movie. It's way better than Orange is the new black. I was just gonna say this needs to be like a mini series. She also said everyone was fucking, like everyone was eating each other out every day, all the time. Oh, stop.

So anyway, that's your future. Wow, that's a good one. I'm gonna watch that one. Yeah, it's called that one. I feel like you talk about a lot of documentaries and I'm always like, I'm gonna watch it and I don't. Yeah, I have to update my list on my Instagram. Because I just have you to watch them for me

and it's basically like I watched it, but this one, this one I'm gonna watch. It's really good. And she's like really, she looks like Paris Hilton kind of. Wow, speaking of Paris Hilton, Hannah and I are look pretty because we're going to do a photo shoot for our 2023 tour real tour. Yep, we're recreating this specific picture and

Pitch styled it. I found the picture. I said we're recreating this for our tour We literally can't do anything else but this We ordered all the outfits on Amazon Um, the hint is there is a pitch fork. Oh yeah, I was about to say, did the pitch fork come okay? Are you gonna go in Uber with a pitch fork? The pitch fork is in a box, and I'm gonna just get an SUV and bring it.

And Craig was like, you should take the pitch fork on the subway so you can get on one of those New York City Instagrams. He's like, I'd rather not. I said, shut up. I feel like Craig would buy a book and just sit on the subway all day to get on Hock those New York City Instagrams. I'd rather not. I said shut up. I feel like Craig would buy a book and just sit on the subway all day to get on Haka's reading.

And his book would be upside down. Craig is not, we're not subway people. He should actually promote his book by reading his book by getting on that. But we have to stop being his managers. Like he needs to figure that on his own. It's too much. How are you?

Hi. I was in Charleston this weekend. What happened? Honestly nothing. Literally nothing. It was just I was on a different couch in a different state. Why do you go from your couch in New York to your couch in Charleston? I was I was like doing the math and I realized that like Craig is in a full on long

distance relationship and I'm not. This is the first time I've been back to Charleston since May. But like that's how it should be. Right. Like I was just so busy. I have too much shit going on in New York City to just like up and leave. So I went back specifically because he is designing his backyard and he had to pick out all these things for up the pool and, you know, I have great taste. So I had to go and like pick everything out with him, which was so fun and very exciting

and I felt very adult. Yeah. And then Saturday we went to this like outdoor like beer thing. Nothing happened and then I like literally went home and then oh and then Saturday night we did go to the special Olympics gala, which was very sweet. Oh my god, I love that. Craig literally sprung it on me and was like hey and now we have to go to a gala. And luckily, I had a black dress that was four sizes too small

in his closet, so I had to wear like an oversized blazer because it was so risque and I looked ridiculous. So we did that. And then I came home on Sunday because we have Giggly squad things this week. So I had to go. Yeah, we have to get our shit together for Giggly. I was in Grand Rapids where my best friend Hailey lives.

We had so much fun. I'm going to Minneapolis next weekend. There's a couple tickets left. Wait, Hailey was in Grand Rapids? She wasn't. She literally was like, hey, you should book shows in Grand Rapids. I'll get people to come.

And I was like, do you know 1,000 people? And she was like, and we're still down. If anyone knows a thousand people, it's literally. Literally, she's like the princess of Grand Rapids. So it was great, it was fun. Drunk iglers, very drunk. Yeah, I bet. You did write down.

Oh, I wrote down a ton of shit for this episode. And the one that's sticking out to me is real recognizes real And as I do agree I'd love to know what prompted So oh my god, I was in Indiana with my brother my brother is like the logical smart Chill version of me and way more mature. And I was telling him about- Also known as Lois's Dad. Yeah.

And I also just did a podcast on Burning and Hell with him and his wife and my mom. So that was really cute if you want to listen. Cause my brother, I had a brother reveal this week. I asked him about fast people. I thought that was a very fast one. Cause he doesn't know anything going on. He doesn't have social media.

He is an old soul. Good for a genie. So I was telling him, it came up some of the crazy plastic surgery things that are going on. As you know, my favorite subject to talk about. And I was like, you know, you could just remove chunks of fat off your face. You can move stuff around.

Yeah. And I was like, why? Do you, are you into it? And he's like, look, real recognizes real. If you want to attract a certain guy who wants a girl, who looks like you want a certain look of like a Barbie, you're going to attract a guy who wants to fuck a girl who looks like an Instagram model.

So there is something interesting about like, what do you want to attract? Because yeah, you might want to look like an Instagram model. So there is something interesting about like, what do you want to attract? Because yeah, you might want to look like an Instagram model, but do you want to attract the kind of guy that follows 4,000 Instagram models? So that was a very interesting thing. That's a very interesting perspective. Because like he loves just like,

like Jeannie is so naturally pretty, never wears makeup. And like, she attracted a guy who's fucking honest. He's been dating her since college. Think about the Kardashians. All the guys they've been with have cheated on them, and it's not because they're ugly. It's because they're in this crazy world of cloud. And I mean, all the Travis Scott stuff going on.

I don't even find that. The Travis Scott stuff is kind of crazy. Also, don't love that her name is Ro. Not for my brand, bad for my brand. Bad for the brand, the people forget. Are you, do you think she's lying? Because when I first heard the story and like was seeing all the take talks about it,

everyone was like, this is true. Like this girl has all these pictures, all these videos, like all this dirt and basically like blackmail on Travis Scott. Then as the night went on and I was watching more TikToks, they were like, this girl's crazy, she's dumbness to Drake, she's just really good at faking things. And like saying that she's runs with all these people,

but like actually that's not Travis Scott, even in that picture, It's this guy. And like, Well, it'll be like his shoes, and it's like just generic Nike's. Yeah. And at first, I thought it was real, but then she was like, doing the speech,

did you hear her talking to the camera? And she was like, don't act like you don't know me, don't act like you don't know me, which I don't think you would say if you were with someone for 10 years. Right. Like, you would be like,

okay, well, like, we have a very deep relationship. Or I wouldn't be putting my face in Instagrams. I don't think. Like say what you want about Summer from Adam Levine. It's Sumner. But she was not trying to get crazy attention from it. She had one TikTok with his song in the background, but this bitch, every single photo is about

Travis. I'm not saying he didn't cheat with her. I'm not saying she lied. They he cheated. I'm not, yeah, he cheated. But people are basically saying that Kylie was a side chick and this is his main girl, which I think is a little reach.

But then again, it's like a lot of people, when you're that famous, you cannot have a healthy relationship. It's all business. You'd rather just have someone that you kind of trust that doesn't embarrass you. Then people were saying that Courtney Kardashian

was kind of pissed with the whole show for a while. Do you wanna explain it? Yes. There's a minute she's pissed with the show because her and Tristan's relationship was so fucking on blast and everything he did. When in reality, everybody else's significant other was also cheating, but they kept it so under wraps.

The new Scott was cheating. They knew Kanye was cheating. They knew Travis was cheating. No one talked about how much of a red flag it was at the time that Travis did not know the name of Kylie's dogs in that interview. Do you remember when she's like, what are the name of my dogs? And he's like, lady, and she's like, lady, that's not someone's name.

He couldn't, he barely named one. She's three dogs. Wait, wait, that's a huge red flag. Like that makes the situation make a little sense. I'm I'm stopped by Wait, wait wait, I'm texting Craig right now and saying do you know the name of my dog? Yeah Let's see what he says. This is a test of Craig knows the name Travis has been having a fake relationship with Kylie Oh my god, what's my dog saying he better respond respond immediately. And people were saying how Travis had a million followers and then he got with Kylie and now he's at like 37 million. Like she launched his career. I mean, obviously he's the one with the talent, but like being involved with a Kardashian is just,

I mean, honestly Scott got your shit together. I mean, he's the one with the talent. Dude, how crazy that Scott just got bullied the entire time and he turned out to be the best one of all of them. Yeah. We, you know, like he, and also we don't talk about that Scott was like 25

when they were just like dogging him on the shit he was like going out and partying. Like, yeah, he was 25. Yeah. What else was he gonna do but go out and partyying. Like, yeah, he was 25. Yeah. What else was he gonna do, but go out and party? They were babies who just like didn't use condoms. Also how fucking crazy is Kanye being? Well, now it's getting really ugly.

Michael Rappaport, who is like, he's the best. He's so funny, nice, cool. Oh my God, he'd be so funny on Giggly Squad. But anyway, Kanye left him some crazy voicemail, and then he came back at him and just was like tearing him apart. And my favorite part was he called Kanye Fat. Which, and like for a dude to call another dude fat, like I feel like he knows Kanye cares so much about his image.

Like that was the pettiest shit to say, but you know that hurt the most. Wait, it's so funny that you say that because I'm trying to think like, I never hear guys comment on other guys. Looks. Yeah. No, but that was savage of him. He goes, and you gained weight and I was like, from a girl's perspective, I was like, Holy shit. He just crossed the line.

The thing that's so scary is that like, okay, we're like normal people and like the shit that Kanye is saying in general and like about Jewish people. Like we know that he's crazy and we can chalk it up to like, this man is crazy. Like he's obviously like going like mentally mentally ill and something's going on, whatever. But there are people in the world that don't have that logic and they believe him. And that's what is the scary part. It's the same with reality TV or anything on social media. One person can say something and then they believe that that's true. Yeah, and they don't want any other narrative or story.

Yeah, and you're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's absolutely crazy. And like, it's not normal. Obviously, cancel culture is way too much sometimes, but this may be like actively trying to get his whole career canceled at this point. Like he's yeah, he's like, egging on a deed as people are dropping him left and right. And as a woman of Jewish descent, it's like, was not that long ago that the Holocaust happened, right? And him like saying that like, it didn't even happen. Yeah, we grew up

in New York. So I thought half the world was Catholic and half was Jewish growing up. Like, dude, I know. I think we're at such a, we're in like a weird section of the world because like everyone I know is Jewish. Yeah, but when I went to Wisconsin, some people had never met a Jewish person. That's so crazy to me. Girls, do yourself a favor and sleep with a Jewish man. You will not regret it. Honestly, some of my favorite boyfriends

have been short, hairy Jews. With large slongs. And I fucking loved them. I like loved them. So, like, I think it's so crazy when people are like, yeah, I don't like know anyone Jewish or like don't know like Jewish culture. And it's just so prevalent in New York.

So I feel like we take that for granted. And it's very sad. It's extremely sad. We all know the most beautiful, amazing people who are Jewish and having Kanye just say anti-Semitic shit is not because he's mentally ill. Oh, it's because he's being a bigot. Yeah, and just like a fucking dick.

And it's bad for people who do have like bipolar disorder or are struggling with mental illness for them to be like, oh, he's mentally ill. This is what you do when you're mentally ill. No, you don't have to be an asshole. Like we wouldn't have bagels and whitefish. So like fuck off Kanye. You ever had a potato Latka with applesauce or sour cream? Hello. Okay, where do we evenka with applesauce or sour cream? Hello.

Okay, where do we even go from here? I do have a warning. You know how the platform Ugg boots are really popular? Yeah. I think they're sold out. But I saw an article, an actual article, not TikTok that said in New York. Po-di-at-trist. Po-di-at-trist.

Po-di-at-trist, Hannah. Podiatrist. Podiatrist. Podiatrist. Podiatrist. Oh my god, everyone's brain cells are burning right now. I thought you were saying like, poulter guys. I'm like, what? A New York podiatrist fears that perennium fears that the boot could cause damage to a person's foot or ankle. Basically, people have been sprained in their ankle left and right with these for sure. Because there's no support on the ankle. You're basically just walking on like a platform. There are these sandals that I have that I'm like, I always wore over the summer and like

all my DMs were like, wait, where did you get these? And I was like, I got them on Amazon, but I'm going to be totally honest. If you don't have good balance, don't get them. I have almost broken my ankle seven times. And I've had a lot of girls be like, yeah, okay, then they're not for me, can't order them. You know when the sidewalk's a little off, I'm like, I'm going down, I'm going down.

Yeah, I ultimately think that platform hugs are just bad for feminism, because like if we can't walk, we can't take down the patriarchy. So think twice before you buy those. Are you gonna get uggs for winter? So I have the short mini ones. I don't have the platform ones.

Do you like the short mini ones? I do. I got them last season. I only wore them a couple times. And then I do have the ugg like slides. Wow, you're really ahead of the curve. I haven't worn the slides that much though yet sometimes i feel like new york you don't want to wear the slides outside because you like do i want it to get pissed on yeah

it's more of like uh... when i go to the country like it's more of a vibe when i'm like in the suburbs i'm like oh i'm packing my uggs and you're gonna do it where yeah when i'm in Delaware all been even Charleston i'm like i oh, I'm packing my uggs. I'm going to get a Delaware. When you're going to Delaware? Yeah, but I'm in Delaware, Albany, even Charleston. I'm like, I'm in a driveway, so I'm going to wear uggs. Also, I found really good advice for a slick back bun. Oh, what is that? As you guys know, I've been trying to perfect it

in our last live show. I had a full panic attack, and Paige had to literally do it for me five minutes before the show, because there were too many bumps, and my OCD was going nuts. Well, Hannah was like classic, like we got her hair done. She was like, oh my god, I love it so much. Thank you. And then they left. And she literally started crying. And she was like, hey, my hair. And I was like, I can fix it two seconds.

So this is what you do to help with the bumps. When you're first doing it, she had a spray bottle, but basically you wet the hair a little bit. So when you brush it back, it goes really smoothly. And then you put a gel or something on it. That was my three cents on that. I recommend doing it when your hair is like, you're on last day before you can wash it. Like when it's greasy, it looks the best.

Oh yes. Final question, as Azara correspondent, I went to Zara in Soho the other day in honor of you. And there's a huge Zara Beauty section that no one ever goes in. Talks about. What's going on? I don't know why it had. I haven't tried anything from it, but people, there are some people that love the Zara perfumes, which I think I might get one, because I'm always looking for a new scent. But yeah, Zara has an entire beauty section

that like no one talks about. I feel like they don't really promote it. Like it's just this weird section. And honestly, the packaging gives me like Kim Kardashian vibes. It's like very minimalist, but I haven't tried anything. Did you go in that section or were you like, no one's in here, this is weird? Yeah, you know what, no one's in there

and you're like, I'm not gonna be that loser. Yeah, you're like, what's wrong with everything that like no one's in here? But this is fucking so ho in New York City, like 4 p.m. It's so crowded and then it's just empty in the beauty aisle. So I was like, did we find out they're like using, they're testing on animals, like what is going on? I bet it's good.

Like I bet it's fine. I actually just switched up like all my makeup. Here's my flaw. I don't like leaving my house ever. Like I don't wanna do it. So it pains me to think that I have to like literally walk around the corner to Ulta or like Sephora and match my colors, because like that, I'm not doing it.

Even though it would take three seconds, but yeah. It would take three seconds, but I rather order a bunch of wrong shades on Amazon then go and do that. But I've been getting better at it. And so I think I'm gonna do a makeup video because I switched up all my... Sometimes you just gotta like throw out all your makeup

and get all new makeup and then your makeup looks better even though it doesn't, you have to psych yourself out. Well, even like foundation, if you just change your foundation, it could change the whole vibe. And I actually, I haven't found a foundation that I'm fully in love with yet. I said it. Oh, wow.

Okay, that's interesting, because I have a few that I love that I don't mind wearing all day because they're more like a BB cream skin tint Like I can't do a full foundation for like normal day stuff. Yeah, it's just like Do you want to spill the tea on any of the brands you like? Okay, I got some makeup by Mario stuff Then I got the Cosis concealer. Yes I have been like trying new

Mascaras and I just went back to my old faithful thrive. I really do think that they're the best. What else did I get that's new? Charlotte Tilbury, flawless foundation, mixed with my IRL flawless filter foundation. I'm a big mixer these days. Okay, that is like next level. And when you do it, do you say, and then you go in. I literally today was like I should film myself doing my makeup but I was like I'm in a rush and like I don't really know if I love all of these products but

as I was doing it I was like practicing and I was like and now I'm gonna go in and I was like I hate when people say that. I whenever anyone says that I'm like oh my god they know what they're doing they're going in. Yeah they're going in. But yeah so I've been like switching up my makeup so I'm like, oh my god, they know what they're doing. They're going in. Yeah, they're going in. They're going in. But yeah, so I've been like switching up my makeup, so I'm gonna do a video and all my new stuff that I bought. I'm like really passionate about mascara, but now I can't find the names of it. What brand do you use? I'm really, really good at mascara. I feel like your beings are cast, Jack.

No, actually, I really found two brands. So I'm gonna sound like Bethany Frankel but this mascara is on the level sky high may believe in I've been using for a while and it like blew up on TikTok and I was like oh my god and it's literally just drugstore it's like seven dollars no ten dollars ten forty nine ten forty nine to be exact And then the one I just discovered on TikTok that I'm currently obsessed with is the telescopic mascara, L'Oreal. I hate when it's chunky, I want it to be long and thick

and no chunks. And these are like the least chunky, like every lash is like individual and big and beautiful. So that's my three cents. Can we do some front page news? Yeah we can. Do you want to feel old right now? I know you're gonna say yeah. You really do? Yeah I do. What am I gonna say? You're gonna say that the girls that were on the Ellen show when we were like in middle school and they were so cute one is having a baby. Yep. Okay guys, do you remember the girls who wrapped

the Nicki Minaj, Minaj, Lyrics? So we as Grace. Those two little girls, one of them is pregnant. This one is for the boys, with the boom and system, top down, I see, with the cool and system. Grace Brownlee is pregnant. We all need to start using more moisturizer and I create. Here's the thing that did make me feel very old,

but then when I read it, I was like, oh, she's a baby having a baby. So I actually don't feel as old as I thought I was going to. She's 19 having a baby, which totes my goats do your own thing, baby marriage, do it whenever you want, have it whenever you want. I personally, the thought of having a child right now gives me hives.

Oh, for sure. We've been talking about having babies a lot recently, though. I've been telling this new standup joke about your in it, how you told me I was gonna get pregnant the night of my pregnancy. And I'm like, you know that friend who's like, you don't know if they're psychic, but like, they could be and you can't tell them they're not and you're the reason why it took Plan B

because I was like, if that bitch is right. Craig has like, what is it called? Like a red flag with me, the audacity. No, I'm not. I'm serious hysterical. I'm dying laughing. I'm dying laughing. Laughing on the floor, rolling around laughing.

Yeah, full. And the red flag is babies absolutely love Craig. Like anytime there's a baby in the room, it's lock size with Craig, fucking obsessed with Craig. I walk into a room, babies are immediately like, get her out, it's not great for us, we can't stand her. And Craig is like very turned off by it and gets like very uncomfortable with it. And so he was like, why do you think the other night he was like hanging out with a bunch of babies?

That's a red flag. And he was like, why are all your friends babies? And he's like sending me videos of like all these babies. And I'm doing like the normal response like, oh my god, so cute. I even didn't even respond about the picture of Lois. So, I saw some pictures of cutest photo and she didn't respond and I was like, I was like, okay, that's everything. So I said to him, I was like, look,

babies are real and so am I. And when I walk into a room, they can feel the vibe that I inherently give off, which is, I think you're cute, but after 10 minutes, I don't really care about you. Real recognize, real. Yeah, real recognize. I'm not trying to fuck with you that much. Like, I will hold you, I will think you're cute.

And then after 15 minutes, where's your mom? Cause I'm done. I do have to say it is true. Like, I think Lois is the cutest baby ever. And I really can't tell if it's because she's related to me or not It's because she's related to you. You're calling her ugly. No, no, no, no I think Lois is cute, but you love her more than other generic babies. Yes, because she's related to you And I agree with that people are like that with dogs like I think some dogs like I think pugs look like they got punched in the face

Same with that tail like I think dogs are cute some dogs I don't think are cute and I hate certain dog. Do you know those white dogs that have like pink skin underneath? Yeah Is that polo? first of all Polo was apricot as he's gotten older and wiser and has seen some shit his hair has gotten wider. apricot. Yeah he was like orange. Oh but you called it apricot. Well he's sophisticated, he's a French poodle. Oh side note feminist rant. You have to stop using the word anti-aging.

Okay. Like even our joke before of like, okay, take some more eye cream. No. Yep. We're aging. We're not trying to fight aging. We're not, if we age, it doesn't have to be gracefully. We're just aging.

Okay. Because you don't see men take anti-aging serum. Okay. This one's going to take a little time to get used to but no time like the present to start. I actually just bought these things off of Amazon that you like sleep with on your face. The Botox? Basically. Yeah.

Like you basically put tape on your face and it like holds it. Is it working? I haven't tried it yet. I just got it in the mail. Oh my god. Remember when I used to make fun of Perry so much for taping his mouth? Yeah. Well, I saw one tick talk about it

and I was like, wow, this man really knew what he was doing. So what is the better mouth tape? It's your supposed to just like get a better sleep. So you can nap yourself. You take some duct tape, you put it over your mouth and you're like, let's see what happens tonight. So I'm gonna try it. I mean, the man was smart.

He wasn't successful for no reason. So I'm gonna say if it works. Cause I've just been waking up every morning and being fucking exhausted. What do we think about Scooter Braun? Wait, what's going on? So him and his wife are not together anymore. Right, and Taylor Swift wrote a whole song about it?

I don't know about the Taylor Swift part, but people are speculating that Scooter Braun Justin Bieber's manager cheated on his wife with Erica Jane. Is that not insane? Wait, and then, okay, so then what's the whole part about like Army Hammer's wife? Wasn't there like a section where it's like, where Erica Jane lives next door to Army Hammer

and she would have like go out in the backyard and be like naked. And Army Hammer's wife would say like, we have like a crazy weird neighbor. What I feel like Erica Jane's life is so much more interesting off camera. Because that's the real. Real recognize real.

I feel, I feel like real recognize real. I feel like most people on reality TV, their real lives are so much better and so much more interesting. Hot Take, the real drama that's going on is so much better than the 45 minutes you see on TV of a bunch of lines cut up. Oh my god, it's literally a prelude to like the real drama. Literally an appetizer.

It is a watered down martini and a mousse bouche, if you will. It's a palette cleanser. It's the green ice cream in Princess Diaries. It is a sore bed in a 20 course meal. I can't wait in like 15, 20 years, a tell-all exclusive of reality TV. And they're like, we're going to bring back reality TV stars from 20 years ago. Sign me up already. Your Spencer Pratt moment. Sign me the fuck up already because girl.

Do you know that my first couple months in therapy after reality TV was just my therapist talking me off the ledge from exposing shit. She was like stay away from your phone, stay away from your computer. The cover-ups, the shit that just like really goes on in the reality TV world. And like, hello, Erica Jane is fucking the number one manager in Hollywood. And that's not even a storyline. How? Yeah. How, how.

Yep. But then the storylines, a lot of the time that are there, is a made up storyline just to get people mad at someone. Yeah, and you're just like, wait, what is even, like real housewives of Potomac, they're coming for Candace's husband. And it's just so made up. And it's honestly made me a fan of Candace.

Well, in the past, I was Timo Nick, but I did see a clip of Candace being like, why is no one calling out Michael Darby? Like everyone forgives him and I was like, real recognize, real. Because the men get like so, oh, Craig just responded, polo. Phew. That could have been fair. But he could have texted your mom within this time. He's typing again, so we'll say. Phew. That could have been there. But he could have texted your mom within this time. He's typing again, so we'll say.

Yeah. You were saying the men can get away with literal murder. I do have to say one thing I've noticed with the media and being a part of it is a man could punch a door. And everyone would be like, he is so passionate and he needs help. What does he need? We feel so bad for him. What a passionate man.

And a girl will literally get upset. Right. We're raised there boys. And everyone's like she's a fucking maniac. She's unhinged. She's unhinged. She's weak. And I'm like I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Nothing was thrown. Nothing was broken. No one was fighting. Did that woman just have a normal human emotion show? How do you say? Well, anger. A lot of comics talk about when men get angry, everyone's like, he is just strong.

And he's standing in love with himself. And a girl gets angry. And they're like, we think she's a demon. She's a literal demon. Speaking of men with attitude problems, James Corden, I don't think so. Oh my God. So this is a revelation for me.

Same like Ellen DeGeneres circa 2020, I was just struck by it. She ended each show with be kind to one another. And if that's not the craziest, most manipulative, psychotic phrase to use when you literally like beat people up, I mean, she didn't like beat anyone up, but like metaphorically.

Amotionally. Do you know what we have to imagine? People can be funny while also not being kind as people. Like, it doesn't mean she's not funny. So many things can be true at one time, and not everything is so black and white. I can really enjoy James cordon's car ride songs and like that skit. And I can also dislike him for being rude to servers. First of all, wait, this is gonna be a hot take. I thought he was gay. He's married with a wife. I thought he was gay.

was gay. He's married with a wife. I thought he was gay. And nothing that like he did or like, this was just like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, duality. This was just something in my mind that like, I thought these years, he's so likable that you thought he was gay. I thought he was the demographic I care about most. The gaze. So you had a real 360. I had a real. No, that would be that I would. Why? That's a tricky one though.

It is a tricky one. No, I was like, wait, James Gordon has a wife. That's what you got from it. You were like, is she there on purpose? Is she kidnapped? I was like, and she's a dick too, like what? And like they say that they're just like the worst couple.

And they're so rude. I heard someone talk about like being mean to waiters. Anyone could do it, but it's all about like asserting your dominance, like showing that you have power over people. And I'm just like, You had to be a real fucking asshole though, to get banned. From like a restaurant. So then, to get banned. For like a last year.

So then, how do you think of his PR move? He immediately calls and says, I'm sorry. But that almost, it stopped people from talking about it a little, but it almost was like, oh, so you're guilty. Well, yeah. But also, isn't he trying to, he's like done with his show, right?

I don't know. I'm pretty sure that like, there have been like a bunch of blind items that, or maybe this is public record or news, that he's on his last season, he's not renewing it, and now all this shit is coming out of it. I mean, Carpool Karaoke? Carpool Karaoke.

Everyone looks Carpool Karaoke. It's just, here's the thing that we always say, the people that you are obsessed with are not as good as you think, and the people that you hate are not as bad as you think. You're so right, real recognize real. Real. And that's all I'll say. Okay, to wrap it up, I want to end with a final dope documentary.

I was watching HLN, which is like the murder cable network, old school commercials were coming up when I was on tour. Okay. HLN, isn't that like a news? It's like news, but they play just like, zero killer shit. When was the last time you really heard about Jambanay Ramsey? Oh wow, I feel like every couple of years it pops up. But like, I never knew like the actual story.

Oh, I've watched. I was very obsessed with it in like high school. I feel like I watched a lot of documentaries about it. So for anyone who doesn't know Jambanay Ramsey is this like... She was a child. Child. Beauty. She was a child, beautiful model, beauty queen, yes. And one day, the mom calls in the morning, says, my daughter has been kidnapped.

There's this like a three letter ransom note, which is so fucking weird. Yeah. So many things just like didn't add up. Cops were there for hours looking for her. The cops are there and then the dad starts looking and he finds her in a place that only he knows about in the basement. And then she's been sexually assaulted also and she has fresh pineapple in her stomach. Is it the dad?

Is it the mom? Is it the both of them? Is it the brother? Is it someone who just came in and randomly murdered her and left her there? I've always thought that it was the brother and the parents knew that it was the brother and they did everything to protect their child, which, which, if I had a son and a daughter and my daughter and my son was mentally ill, fucking nuts, crazy, which if I have a baby with Craig, most likely... That's gonna happen.

And I knew that my son just killed my daughter. First of all, you're just throughout your crazy. The Italian Scorpio in me, I'm also saving my son. I'm covering that shit up immediately. But also, do you want your son to not be taken care of so that this doesn't happen again. Like also, he's nine. Can, like, I know, I know. Like, you have to get some help. Was he capable of that?

I don't, there are nine-year-old murderers for sure. But like, the, I have a question for you. You found out someone in your family murdered someone and the cops come and ask you, did that person murder this other person? What are you saying? If it's extended family, throwing them under the bus. If it's close, real recognize real.

Also when I say extended family, everyone has like one person and their extended family that they're like, I don't trust you. Yeah, if you murder someone, I knew it was gonna happen and I'm gonna be on the bus. Yeah, I knew it trust you. Yeah, if you murder someone, I knew it was gonna happen. Yeah, I knew it was you. One time someone in my family, we were all, like, we all asked each other this question and my entire family was like, are you fucking kidding? No, we're not giving anyone up.

And one person in my family said, um, yeah, they murdered someone. I'm telling the cops and my mom looked at me and she goes, I never fucking light that. But like a immediate family. Oh my god, no. If my brother murdered someone, don't ask me. So who do you think it was? You think it was the dad? I think something.

It's like an old documentary that you watch. Or is this the same reason? It was old. I think it was the mom and dad. Wow. Who sits there and writes a three, a three page ransom note when you just murdered someone and there's people in the house. It was like, it's just such a crazy story. Also, there were so many things that like didn't add up. It almost seemed like

the police were like also kind of in on it. And like things that they just like didn't do properly, like taking fingerprints and like, like there was DNA testing. The parents didn't talk to the police for months. If your daughter got murdered, you're living at the police office, being like, this is what happened. One information can I give you.

The first time they talked about their story was on TV like to control their narrative. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't trust anyone and that's just like a personality trait. If my daughter gets murdered, yes, we're going to the police. The police are helping. I'm immediately hiring a private investigator. And then when that private investigator is doing its job, I'm also hiring a hitman to kill the person that the private investigator finds. Because my daughter is not going to jail, because then she'll watch me on summer house

and we don't need that. You're done. If you kill someone in my family, I will kill you. I don't like, I would go to jail for that. If someone killed my mom, I had no problem going to jail for murdering that person, no problem. The swimming with the fishes. See ya. Gotta go. I wentmin with the fishes. See ya.

Gotta go. I went to Sicilian Scorpio season. Craig did something the other day, and I was like, if you ever actually, like he said something, and I was like, if you ever actually did that, like I would kill you. And he was like, Paige, you can't like joke about that

and say like that, because I believe you. And I was like, I want you to believe me that I would kill you. The most iconic Chrissy Teigen moment is when she said she has a note in her pocket that says John did it. So if she ever dies, whether he did it or not, he'll never be able to meet someone new because he'll be in jail watching some of our house.

And I fully support it. You guys, we have tickets for our show in Atlanta left, our second show. Check Giggly Squad, the link under it. We have the tiggies. we're shooting our new tour poster and we're gonna drop all the dates at once. We're literally gonna be late. We're gonna be late, we have to go. Yeah, we have to go.

I love you so much, thanks for giggling, bye! Bye! you