Giggly Squad - Giggling about Thanksgiving, red carpets, and sperm donors

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

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What is up my gamogamogiglers? Oh yeah. It's our sorority. That's a good sorority. Thank you. I've never actually been in a sorority, but... May neither. I heard Alba Marrush is fine.

I've heard awful things. I've heard you'll be in therapy for years after. I heard they take out a marker and circle all the ugly parts of your body. What? This kind of is a sorority except we don't make people pick us up from the bars. Like we don't make people stay sober. And that's the most important part. Yeah, there's no initiation process except you have to giggle.

And you just have to have trauma. Little depression. That you're actively working on. You guys are live tours on sale right now. I don't have the cities up. I don't remember them. Go to our Instagram on giggly squad. Click the link and see if there's still tickets available in your city. If not, we might be adding another show. And if we don't, please don't yell at us in the DMs. We're not the ones making the final decisions here. I know. People, it's actually so funny how many DMs I get being like,

are you ever going to come back to Boston? And I'm like, it's the number one place we've gone. We've been there four times. And if you've missed four times, I can't help you. Wait, should we have like a residency in Boston? Like instead of Vegas, we just stay in Boston. We're not even from Boston. We have no affiliation to Boston.

No ties to Boston. People in New York are like, if you come, you come, if you don't, great. Yeah. I mean, the crowd is fucking great in Boston. And yeah, they're verosious in the DMs. Verosious, verosious. Was that different words?

I don't know. Happy Thanksgiving, post Thanksgiving. You had like a full party of people at your Thanksgiving. No, we had an Airbnb. Every time I go home now because my mom is retired and she just like even though like when she wasn't retired she did so much like around the house and like decorating stuff and like was always making like three meals a day for everyone. But now when I go home, I really do nothing. And I always say to her, I'm like, oh, I love this bed and breakfast.

I will be coming again, five stars, thank you. And she's always like, fuck you, Paige. You're like, the head woman had a little bit of attitude, but the croissants were impeccable. I'll look over that the concierge was quite rude, and, but the dinner was in packable so thank you. Oh my god there was a comedian on TikTok. Jake Cornell. He basically was like Thanksgiving is the perfect time where you see like how

people grew up and like who was pretending to like have like a you know shitty upbringing and then you're like oh really now you're wearing a polo shirt on a marble countertop. And you have friends in Williamsburg who were like pretending that they like came from nothing and like they're barely paying their rent. And it's like, oh, you're like old money, bitch. You're eating homemade biscuits on a very fancy mario-belini couch.

People were coming for Taylor Swift for that because one of the lyrics in her song was like, grew up on a farm, not in a mansion, and then they showed the picture of her childhood home. It's a barn mansion. A mansion. No, I mean, your house always looks impeccable from Kim's taste.

And you do it, don't you have kind of like a curved staircase? Yeah. Yeah, that's just like class. A curved staircase is class, but let me tell you something about that curved staircase. Because like, yes, I live in a nice home, but my dad is very like blue collar or whatever. That staircase was not like made for our house. That staircase was in another home that went into foreclosure and my dad saw it.

And it was like, can I have that staircase? Oh my God. And like, I'm pretty sure they like brought it into our house. Like it was. Okay, HGTV Gary. And like our railings, like my dad made them. Like I remember at nighttime him like whittling them.

Okay, property Gary. Yeah, you love it or you list it. He's like, hey, I know a guy. That's Gary's property brothers. He's my brother. For the weekend. Craig kept asking me if I loved him, which he should do. But he kept asking me if I loved him and I kept saying, you love it or you list it. And he was like, what are

you saying? Which is so true. Like that show title is so true in relationship you either love the person or you list them and like someone else can buy that that's hilarious I hadn't epiphany about like that can help you choose men because I know that my picker has been off for a while like I would choose bad men because I'm as we said I'm quite creative I can come up with like a whole identity for them the way you realize if you actually like the guy and want to marry this guy, or he's just like, takes forever to text you back, is you think,

if you wanted a sperm, would you want him to be your sperm donor? Oh my God. Like, you know, you're like obsessed with a guy, but you know he's like horrible and ugly and mean. Yes. Would you recommend to your friend his sperm if you wouldn't because he has psychological issues because he has Like a fucked up toe because he has he's lazy. He has no job

You wouldn't want your children to be like that But you can convince yourself to love these dudes if you would not want to buy his sperm to stick in your ovary, yeah, list it. List it. List it. List on the black market. Now one man I've ever had sex with in my entire 30 years on this planet, do I want their sperm? Really? Kill it. List it. Kill it. I don't want it. Oh my God. Actually, Craig and I got into this, not a debate, but we got into this conversation about how if women could figure out how to have children on our own, because he said something like we need you guys to populate the world. Like we haven't figured out how to carry children.

And in my head, I was like, even if the men figured out how to carry children, they wouldn't do it just like they don't put condoms on. And so then I said, if women could figure out how to get pregnant without, like if we could manufacture sperm, we would kill you all. And he was like, and he was like, wait, why would you kill us? And I was like, I'm sorry, have you not been alive for the past 35 years? We fucking hate you guys. You guys are the root of everything.

Mass shootings, you guys, pedophiles, you guys, tax evasion, you guys, the most violent, you guys, like get out of my face. No litter at all. Anyhow, I think that like the couples that decide to like not have children and just like live just the two of them for like the rest of their lives are the only real couples on the planet. That is so true.

Because, doesn't I? We are fustering a very large pit bull right now. And I was like, can we just sit with ourselves? Do we have to fosters? Yeah. A couple. But we do love taking care of something. And what happened is we're actually

we're driving out to Thanksgiving. And we're passing the animal shelter. And I'm always like, I want to get a foster animal. And I don't, I mean, he's the one that like takes an on walks late at night. He's the one that I don't know how to deal with dogs. I'm always like, why is it doing that? Why is it humping the pillow?

Yep. So we are fostering this amazing dog though. She's like right outside the door right now, just waiting for me. She's so affectionate, she's so cute. Her name is Chuchi. Southampton, I love that name. I highly recommend. I might, I might seal that name. Chuchi, I want to call her Chuchi.

Chuchi, like Stanley, Stanley Puchi. Would you have sex with Stanley Tucci? Honestly? Wait, answer on the count of three. One, two, three. Yeah, I feel like he's free. I love him. The whole thing. I love him.

The whole thing. I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. He comes across his gay, because he plays a lot of gay guys. Do you follow him on TikTok? Because if you follow him on TikTok, I don't get a gay vibe from him from his show

where he's like being himself. And I don't get a gay vibe from him from his TikTok. I get like a Zadi. Yes. Wow. Yeah. So I'm, I'm an, I'm an, my Stanley Tucci era. Oh my god. I think you said you'd never date a bold guy. I know, but he's the only... Okay. He's the only bald man. I can't even think of like bald celebrities now, except my dog. You just wanted to take you to Sicily to a mansion. Eat food. Yeah. It's really just because I'm watching White Lotus.

And I'm like, let's go back to Italy and I'll just live there. I mean, if you could get a little shackle in... Yeah. Palermo. Do you ever lay in bed at night sometimes and think like, what if I just moved to a completely different country and I lived in a really small house and I just worked at the local tomato store?

Yes, every day. Yeah, I think about it a lot. We went to get like treats for the dog in this little pet shop and there was like a cat who was running the place. She was like behind the register, like she was the manager. She was so cute. I was petting her. Does had to like pry me out of the store. I walked out the store and the first thing I said is like I want to work there. But that's neither here nor there. My thing is giving it was fun. But I think giving is sad because my brother moved to Indiana and he just had a kid. So like

it was just like, I mean I am the favorite child. So that was my space for my parents. It was me, my nanopapa, and his brother Aiden who I am hooring out on my Instagram lately I saw your tic-tocs with him and it's so funny because him and Des literally have the exact Same everything. Yeah, they are the same like their voices. It's crazy But yeah, Aiden's single he lives in the city He said he wants to be a stay-at-home dad, so if anyone's into that, he's very funny, and he's hot. Good for him.

He'd be a good spread runner. Should we just become page news? Because I feel like I have a lot to say. You're like excited. Let's go into it, hell yeah. Okay, first and foremost, Pete Davidson and Emily Radikowski at the next game. Hot take. There's a photo with like Ben Stiller next to him and Pete's looking like

his gangly self. But Ben Stiller, I was like, okay, Zaddy. I saw it. Like how come nobody's talking about how Ben Stiller was there and then Jordan Sparks was on the other side of the world. Nobody even wrote Jordan Sparks name on the day. Both of those people have done incredible things with the career-drawn Sparks was American Idol. I was like, I was like, wait, why is everyone dogging Ben Stiller and Jordan Sparks right now? Why are they really dogging for that?

I mean, they just never, like any article or anything I saw with Pete and Emily, no mention of Jordan Sparks. She's in the picture. Yeah, and she's there. She's great. That's great. Jason DeRuello's heart. I mean, she's iconic.

Someone had a deal at it. The other's a battlefield. Battlefield. Sorry. No, I like the moment. She's like, tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air. Air. You can't breathe with no air.

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to be. How are you getting the behind the scenes of this? Because he posted it. I don't even know this guy's name is. I need to like save it next time. He works for a barstrel though, but this is like his own TikTok. Okay. He said he's working on this new test and it's about couples that give off sibling vibes. And if like they're giving off sibling vibes vibes like if they're gonna say together or not. So I'm very anxious to see what the test actually is and try it on everyone I know. But he said that Pete and Emily might be the poster children for his new test because all he saw in every single video and picture of them at the game was siblings.

And I totally believe in that. But is that a good thing or bad thing? Bad thing. You can't give off sibling vibes. And I feel like I could- What about father-daughter vibes? No, it's okay. Father-daughter vibes. because you're saying what?

Because you're so older than you. You don't give off father, daughter vibes, though, when you're interacting. If you were just standing there, yeah, okay, maybe. He's like, my skin is so good. They're like, she has to be her daughter. But yeah, they're like, Pokey with each other and like, kind of like.

I could think of five couples in my real life right now that they give me brother, sister to survive and sometimes they look alike Yeah, well Pete and Emily don't it's like my favorite Instagram where it's like siblings are dating that one fucks my I I Shout out to that Instagram because it gets me confused I always get so weird when if it's your brother don't put your hand on his chest during the photo If it's your sister don't put your hand around her waist. I

Don't think my brother and I've ever touched before Like we've hugged like okay. I love you. Bye. I put my hand like over his shoulder I'll give him a newbie. I'll put peace signs behind his head. Gary and I have also, I don't think like, I've ever taken a picture together. I feel like Gary doesn't know my name. Wait, that's funny. I was talking to Des about it.

I was like, look, Ryan, Goss, like, and Eva Mendez have been married for years. And you never see those motherfuckers. And they are a list. So the fact that we've already seen these people so many times, like this is, they're having fun with it, go for them. Yeah, they're the kind of celebrities.

This is gonna be so, I don't even, I don't even, I love Pete and Emily so much. Like I really do. I've been an Emily Raddick K fan since the Blurd Lines video. Like I've always loved her. I think Pete is so funny. I think he's gonna have a great career. But I think they're the type of celebrities that need to stay in the tabloids to kind of

like keep their career going. Whereas if you're like a George Clooney or a Brad Pitt, you just have to do another movie and then you're in it. Like they don't have to do the extra leg work. Yeah, but also like Pete was just in the news two seconds ago because of Cam. Right. Pete could take a break.

Pete could take a mental health break. He could take a mental health break Yeah, I mean I love a next game. It looked fun Love a court side game didn't love Emily's outfit for it thought that like she could have done a little bit better I'm so over snake skin boots and like jeans Yeah, I'm just like remember when Adele showed the fuck up at a next game? Oh yeah. And I was like, this is Adele's arena right now. I dream about that outfit.

Yeah, like, or Rihanna will be like walking to get her sea and everyone just stops. Like that's what, but I also think it's kind of a power move. Like she almost pulled a, who's, she pulled a like a girl next door type. I want the ref to come over and be like, you're distracting the players. That's how good the outfit means to me.

She pulled a female Adam Sandler to that game for M-Route is like stature. Cause she, anything she wears, she looks hot and like she had to try so hard to like, be just like next door. Look normal. Yeah, she had to, so hard to like be just like next to normal Yeah, she had to that's the difference between us and Emily Radikowski She has to try really hard to look normal. Yeah, like she got high-to-higher stylus for that

She's like what are they what are the ugly girls doing? You know what I wish she did I wish she were a hat To go full like I don't I want people to think I'm just a regular girl. What are the basic bitches wearing right now? They're like put on an orcish. I'm gonna go gay. Now, I have really had no one to talk to about this because I've been feeling no one in my life cares.

Blancyaga. I like missed the campaign. I just saw like the aftermath, but then people were like Alexander Wang had rape accusations against him and he's still thriving. Do you think this is the end for the brand? I think that brands that are this big

and have this much money behind them and this much backing will get out of any cancellation ever. That's why it's so easy to cancel anyone because, which look, we've canceled people for way less shit and been like, we hate them. But they're now suing the agency they hired, even though they had to write it off on it. And I think that's attack deck.

Yeah. But also, it kind of reminds me of comedy. You're doing your art, but there's a time where sometimes you say something that's just not that funny and it's distasteful. You were trying to be funny instead. You really offended people. And this is like Blancy August campaign where they, they weren't, they were trying to do their art and express themselves and they went.

Yeah. I guess they thought it was edgy. I just feel like when you're on a set like that and like obviously I can only compare it to limited two, which is a very exclusive, very high brow. Yes. Couture. But when you're on a photo shoot set, and I can only imagine one like,

Blenciaga, every single thing is placed perfectly. Like, okay, when I was little, I had to do the Easy Bake oven campaign. And I will never forget, none of that food is edible. The amount of times that they redo things and take it out and this has to look like this for the picture and everything's perfectly placed. Like things like that aren't, it's not like a mess up. Yeah. Like everything is accounted for because every single thing in that shot

It's not like oh we had so much admin going on that week. We forgot about that. Oh Yeah, and it's like oh we we just printed off papers and put them on the desk and they just happened to be Child pornography cases like no that was a thought and then that was an executed thought because every single thing in that photo was written on a line sheet, it was purchased, where it was purchased from, who it's getting returned to, who's in charge of that. So I don't, so Balenciaga can sue the production company all day long. Balenciaga signed off on it. Yeah, they have to keep the final okay. But I would argue that I totally understand

how a fashion set like Balenciaga, there's a power person in charge, right? And clearly, this is group mentality. Someone was obsessed with the vision. Someone was like, this is iconic. And if I'm the marketing assistant, you bet your ass, I'm not saying shit. I don't think this is a good idea.

How know? I'm saying yes, this is genius, your genius, incredible. Like fashion, as you know, is so fucking, it's bias. It's so innovative. Yeah, it's so subjective and interpretive. It's all based on, you know what many things these people probably do, they think, like this is stupid and ugly,

but because the head person likes it, and they're the genius behind this campaigns Everyone's like yeah, whatever you want. It's also so much easier to cancel a specific person It's like power in numbers, but when you're trying to cancel a full brand You don't I feel like I feel like people almost don't care about canceling Balenciaga because they're like, but who is Balenciaga? How many times has sheen done like fucked up stuff? Oh my god remember when sheen did that like weird fucking Antosemitic thing. Yes, that like necklace. Yeah. Oh my god. I forgot about that people can say I love fast fashion But I've never worn something from sheen

I love fast fashion, but I've never worn something from sheen. You know, I have fucking standards. Zara or nothing. Also, I love how celebrities are like... Like, getting rid of all their Balenciaga stuff. And then like, I'm home being like, who the fuck owns anything Balenciaga? Like normal people are sitting home being like, I'm not gonna wear Balenciaga from now on. It's like bitch, you never did. I'm like, oh wow, I'm like I'm not gonna wear blenciaga from now on. It's like bitch you never did I'm like oh wow I'm glad I'm ahead of the curve and I have nothing blenciaga in my closet

But it's gonna be interesting Kim spoke up Kim had to yeah, she like when I think of blenciaga I think of Kim. Isn't that connected to Kanye to though? It's Kanye behind this Kanye did come out and was like, I think it's kind of crazy how none of you are like rioting against the people that are tied to the brand who haven't said anything. I mean, he did kind of have a point when he was like, it's no one saying anything and you guys are,

like everyone's just like letting it slide. And then Julia Foxx came in with a hot take. Mm-hmm. What'd she say? Julia Foxx is our religion, I think. Our Brunei Brown. Julia Foxx is our president, and Brunei Brown is her vice president.

She was like, Blenciaga's like, yes, this is disgusting, I'm a mother, it's so fucking vile. She was like, but nobody talks about how millions of children are exploited every single day in the church. We don't denounce the church. We don't talk about how there are pedophiles in every single industry. Go to a school, there's pedophiles.

Go to like, you wanna date a chef? I bet there's pedophiles over there. And she goes, the issue is, it's men. The men are creating all of this. She's a good one. And she goes, the issue is, it's men. The men are creating all of this. She's so fucking right. Well, and then also, I'm thinking about, what about the child workers who were sowing the clothes

that no one's tricked on? Right. I hate man teachers or on sale if we haven't gotten right. We brought them back because you guys screamed at us. And then we even made another one, see you in court, that is just as graphic and just as fun. Speaking of cancellations, I kind of have this theory that it's crazy that it's 2022 and Santa has it been canceled.

What did you get? This is a hot take, but like, think about it. Santa has all these kids sit on his lap. He tells them if they're not here nice, that's fucking crazy. Also, you know Mrs. Claus is doing all the fucking work and he's like drunk eating peppermint patties and peppermint schnapps somewhere and then he just loads it up on the car and gets all the credit. Also, is the labor?

These elves must be freezing. Are they getting paid proper wages? No one's even looked into this. I hope Elvana Shelf gets canceled before we become mothers because could you picture us? Can you? I don't know. No, I'm not doing Elvana Shelf. That was after my time. Could you picture us being like, what are you doing for your Elvana Shelf to me? I would probably do something fucked up. I have like random thoughts throughout the day

when I see like mothers and childrens. And I just think like, wow, one day like me and my friends are all going to have kids. And like how scary. And like how like illegal I feel like you are getting kid anxiety knowing that I could get pregnant and it's like Yes, it's dressing me out like you wake up at the middle of the night and you're like not her Because I just feel like every single thing we do now I'm gonna be like are we allowed to do that we have a kid

You're gonna be like we don't have a child. I have a child. Hey, you're my family planner as we learn last episode. I'm waiting for you to give me the go ahead. No, we're not ready. We're not ready yet. I do have to say though, your kid is gonna have a sense of humor and like the way you parent and the way you deal with stuff,

like your sense of humor rubs off on them. So and the way you deal with stuff like your sense of humor Rubs off on them, so I definitely it fucking better whenever I'm complaining to my mom, which is 95% of the time I'm always like and then I have to do this and then I have to do that and then like I have no sleep and then and she just She doesn't say anything about anything I have to do. She just will say and then try having a kid Just like okay anything about anything I have to do, she just will say, and then try having a kid. I'm just like, okay, I'm so savage. You don't have to come hard at me like that. Just this is a random from page news.

Did you know Justin Long and Kate Bosworth are a couple? I had no idea. Do you know that Kate Bosworth has one blue eye and one brown eye? I actually kind of remember hearing that. That's an example of a couple who's not trying to get in the public eye, but they've been together for like a minute. They're on Instagram together. Wow. It's kind of-

For that Kate Bosworth existed. I don't know if he existed. I used to love winning a date with Todd Hamilton. He had so many rom-coms. Good for just a long. Also, Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabello have moved on. And Camilla Cabello is dating this guy who's like an app founder. And Shawn Mendes is dating a 50-year-old woman.

OK. OK. OK. No judgment. Because how old is he? Let me look it up right now. People say that they're like, he likes to stay home and just like being his card again. So this makes sense.

I'm like, he's 24. He's Canadian, maybe Canadians, men are more mature. Do you like when Sean's in general, spell their name as? I don't like Sean's in general. I don't like any of them. I actually don't know one Sean. I see the Sean with an AW, I'm like, do you think I'm fucking dumb?

But the Sean with an S-E-A-N, I'm like, get a life. That one, I'm like, that's a reach, but the Sean with the AW, I'm like, that's too far. Like, I don't need you to spell it out that hard. He's 24. He's 24, I know like, that's too far. Like, I don't need you to spell it out that hard. He's 24. He's 24, I know. I mean, honestly.

Did you hear how Camila Cabello was getting annihilated for her singing, I'll be home for Christmas, and she says, Christmas like, Christmas? Why is she saying it like that? I don't know, but all I could think of was that TikTok, was like, Merry Christmas. People doing all the Christmas stuff, it's all a money grab.

So like sometimes I feel like they do it last minute. I mean, think about poor Mariah Carey. Like she was the greatest singer of all time, and now she's just people like, oh, she's melting, being frozen until Christmas, and now she's coming out of her bunker. I do not feel bad for Mariah Carey. That bitch makes billions of dollars for every holiday season from that fucking song.

If all I had to do was get up once a season and perform it and not even actually sing it, count me the fuck in. I don't mean her because she is one of the most amazing singers in the world, but if you Google Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas, no background music, it shows like her singing live, and it takes the music out, and it's pretty funny.

I mean, she's probably the one paying Nick Cannon's child support. Like, you know? But also in her defense, like singing that live at Rockefeller Center, it's probably so cold. My fucking whole body wouldn't warm up. My vocal cords would be like, uh-uh. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I don't do anything when it's cold. Oh my god. No. I don't do anything when it's cold. Holiday parties. Oh, I'm literally getting

anxiety just thinking about it. I'm not going. I feel like I wanted to do like a TikTok or like something of like holiday outfits and then I was like be fucking for real page. You want to be relatable, you want to be authentic, you don't leave the home. This is what you do. You do like I personally would run there. Never go to this, but if I did that's how you just preface it like that because I feel like people would love to see your holiday outfits. I just I have so many ideas in my head. I give all the ideas on my Amazon lives, but I'm like, and then I'm like, but I'm not going to be like, can we talk about the style you went for

on Thanksgiving day because I was like, who is she? I got a lot of comments on it. What was the vibe? Because I was really calm. The vibe was like, oh, don't really think that's like appropriate for Thanksgiving People I was going down 14 stairs wait they want to know I was at the real families Thanksgiving Can I tell you something I got so sick on

Wednesday night like I started feeling like Iki Wednesday night So then I woke up Thursday, like I got dressed for Thanksgiving. I changed out of that outfit before dinner was even served. I was back in my jamming. I did want to say that the jeans was a aggressive choice. Do not wear jeans, let alone high-waisted jeans on Thanksgiving. That's an amateur move or just start the night with it. Unzip red.

I got like a random stomach bug on Wednesday night. Tell us. Literally. Do you want to hear the most annoying thing? This is the most annoying thing. I got a stomach bug on Wednesday night. Okay, I'm throwing up till like 2 a.m. I get back in bed, whatever.

Craig's at my house for Thanksgiving. I wake up again in the morning, and I got so hot in the middle of the night that I like ripped off all my clothes. So I like run to, I go to the bathroom in the morning to like brush my teeth because I still felt like gross from throwing up the night before.

I'm walking back to the bed. And Craig was like, you literally look like a supermodel. And I, in my head, I was like, oh my God, thank you so much. But like I was also like, thank you so much. But like, I was also like, fuck you. I've just been throwing up for 24 hours. And that's the thing.

Up holding unattainable beauty standards. Yeah. I was like, okay, well, I don't look like this. And I have a stomach bug. I got my blood work done. Oh, I love when people get that, their blood work done. What did I?

We have like really smart gigglers who are like doctors and they're telling me to get tested for stuff. Turns out I don't have allergies to literally any food. Not even a sensitivity. Oh my god. Okay. But I find out that my cholesterol is high.

You didn't know that's not good. Craig has high cholesterol too. It's all the fucking soup. But I've never had this. My family doesn't have it. I call my mom. And she's like, well, you haven't working out last.

And I was like, mom. Wait, but is that in any way related to like you feeling bloated and like having IBS? I think honestly it's exciting. And I also thought I had a really fast metabolism and that's why I poop a lot. Turns out that's anxiety too. Oh my God. So I know I fast with that.

And I have my cholesterol. So I literally go to breakfast with this morning and obviously I order like the hungry man's platter. And he's just looking at me. I'm looking at him and he's like, is that good for your cholesterol? And I'm like, get out. Oh my God, you've reached the point of your age where you have to like not order things because of your health. No, I'm still ordering. I just, I did go through a pretty bad depression in the way that like, I can work, I can function, but I'm not going to make myself work out.

And my mom said she thinks, because I used to work out so much, and then I like drastically stop that like my, but also like, they weren't that high, but it's high enough that does is making fun of me. The doctors say like, what you have to do to like get it lower, like is it basically just eating less salt? Eat less saturated fats. So we love saturated fats. So like, I can't think of a saturated fat.

Butter, cheese. Is butter a carb? I haven't heard that. I would have paid money to be in that doctor's office, but you're just being like, so what's this after? It's bad, and then like, what am I eating? And then they would like work out 30 minutes, three times a day, and I'm like, I mean, three times a week.

And I'm like, I definitely, but apparently, apparently your blood work is three months before. Like that's the, like where you were when your blood is getting taken. Does that make sense? No. Like the blood that they're checking is like where you were three months ago

because of like the body. Look, this is a science podcast. So, do you have an old blood right now? Okay, I didn't expect to follow up questions. So, like, it's something it has to do with the circulation and bloodshed. I mean, I believe you. I feel... I don't feel great about myself after I found out that I have high cholesterol. My numbers aren't crazy, but like, you definitely don't feel proud. You're not coming home and putting that test on the refrigerator. Yeah I'm not a champion but I'm working on loving myself for my high cholesterol.

Cut to your hand, it starts doing like diabetes ads on her insides. Well you do you have to take medication if it's really bad apparently I'm not that bad But like I was like does dad have high cholesterol and my mom was like no and I'm like I'm See how he eats saturated fats and I do My dad has three servings of things giving and I'm the one who's No cholesterol is like I mean spelled cholesterol No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'t see it. What? Stop, I need to see it. So now Bryce calls my grandpa, which is super awkward. If you don't know who he is, he's one of these like douchey teens who dated Addison Ray.

What did Nana say? Nana was like, yeah, like he's cute. She was like, he's adorable, but he's too young for me. I'll adopt him. Who were some other people that Nana thought were good looking? And who are the people that Nana thought were not? Nana is like very picky but like as she should be she's like one of the like most beautiful women on the planet. She got really upset at Travis Barker. Yeah. She does not like Tatsy. She said that Zach Efra was too pretty. She said

that she doesn't like Drake's beard. She didn't know who food God was, but she was upset by it. So we're a lot of people in Nana. She said that she doesn't know what she could talk about with Justin Bieber. Like they don't have the same things to relate to each other. So she passed on Justin Bieber. Wow, so Phil is haphacal, Nana.

She said she did say yes to Jason Momoa, but she said he's not her typical type, but then I put on Frank Sinatra at the end and she was like, I've had dreams about smashing him and I'm like, Jesus. So now I'm feeling awake. Oh my God, there's going to be a day too that like were Grandma's and like just horn you're gonna. Yeah, and we're just gonna be like okay Well in my day the men were actually good looking and like we're gonna show a picture of Yeah, like who's the man of our time P. D. V. But I don't have to say whatever my not is doing is working for so many reasons.

Also heard my papa still have sex. And like that says a lot. She's 81 and he's like 83. That's crazy. And she's never had sex with anyone else in her life. Oh my god. Because back then you had to get married if you wanted to have sex. So they got married off at like 17, 18.

And they're just the happiest, cutest couple. What else? Oh yeah. Why did I write Lizzo? Oh, because I watched the Lizzo documentary. How was it? Lizzo has, by far, the best personality that I've seen in one of these like,

musician documentaries. Like she's so fucking funny. Like, and it's very like she's not trying to take up all the air in the room. She's just like, so herself. I think it's because she got famous like at 29 or 30. And what is it on? It's on, I believe it's on HBO Max.

You got, it's called Love Lizzo. And what I also love is they showed a little bit of like her starting Yitty. It shows how she literally went from nothing, sleeping in a car in Minnesota, Minneapolis, and blew up. And she just like deserves it, she's amazing. And she's really like gorgeous. It's so fun. She really is.

I know that obviously there's like beauty standards, but you get lost in the documentary, you love her personality, you start looking at her like overall and you're like, she's stunning and it's the way she carries herself too. Okay, there's like this study that was done. What am I saying? That's not unticked.

I'm talking. But it was like this video, but it was an actual psychologist. I was doing the video. And she was like, obviously, yes, there is two people, like women walking into a room. You know who's pretty. Your eye is attracted to what's beautiful to you But there are like certain ways where like you look they use it with just one girl and how's like she looked prettier in different

situations And it all had to do with like how she walked in the room So like if you walk in the room and your shoulders are back and your head is held high and you're making actual eye contact with people, there were more people that were attracted to her than when she walked in the room looked down at the ground, was kind of like hunched over, like, you know, didn't really like make a fuss or like you didn't really

notice that she walked in the room. And it is so and it is so it is so true because there are also like people that aren't like look at just like supermodels in general like living in New York City I feel like you see so many like different looking models just like walking down the street and they're not like conventionally pretty but there's something about them where you're like I can't stop looking at that person, and it's literally just how they like command a room and how they walk in, and like, if you see like a model walking on the street, you're just like, oh my god, that's like the prettiest person I've ever seen in my life. When really like, it's not. Yeah. But it's just like the way you see

them. Or there's like the prettiest person you've ever seen, and then they open their mouth, and you're like, why am I so turned off by this? Yeah, I mean I feel that with men all the time Yeah, I was literally thinking of like every male model I've ever spoken to but You oh my god you're gonna die on take talk in your times. There's this girl fuck. I need a whatever if you Google it She'll come up She does this thing called the sauce. Have you heard about it? No. So she talks about whether or not people have the sauce. And the sauce is like this swag that you were talking about, where you can not that you completely don't care

what people think about you, because everyone does. But like, for example, Rihanna has the sauce. Like, Lizzo has the sauce. And there's a lot of people that she's like, yeah, she's beautiful, but she does not have the sauce. Wow. And like the sauce, it doesn't matter if you're having a bad hair day, it doesn't matter if you hate your outfit.

You have the sauce so you don't. And I think as gigglers, we have the sauce. We have the sauce. We used to own a restaurant called Sauce. We did own it. Oh my god, now I'm craving chicken perma-john. But you crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy.

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I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I'm crazy how I always look. When I first moved to New York, I feel like I was used to like going out in Albany and being like going to different colleges and like whatever. And always feeling like pretty confident when I would like walk into a bar, whatever. I never, the only reason I say pretty confident is because like, I never thought anything else. Yeah, you were never super insecure.

Yeah, like I was ever walking in places and being like nervous. And then when I moved to New York City, and you go out and there's just like way more people and way more pretty girls, you're just like, it was like the first time I looked around, I was just like, wait. And I had like a weird couple of years in New York where I was just like, I don't like it here. Like this is like weird.

And then I just started doing this thing where like before I'd walk into a party or like a bar in my head, I would be like, you're the hottest fucking person here and you're the funniest and you're the coolest and walk in like you are. And I definitely got way more guys. Wow. Like interested in me than I had in the past.

It's literally the energy you're putting off. I think about you when you go to college and there's just so many people, and you're like, how do I find my lane? Or like, how do I connect with people? How are they gonna even notice me? And it's like, you can't control that, but you can't control your energy.

It's like the Marilyn Monroe effect where they said that Marilyn Monroe, she'd be with her friend and like no one would be noticing her because she'd just be like walking normal, humble, not humble, but just like a little insecure, whatever. And she'd be like watch this. And she'd turn into Marilyn just through like her, how she was standing, how she was carrying herself. And suddenly people start recognizing her on the street. When she didn't change anything, she was crazy. That's so crazy.

I also watched the Olivia Wild movie. Don't worry, darling. How was it? What do you think? I feel like we knew too much. It's like, we knew too much. We knew too much. Like, you're watching it, but you really hate her.

But you really hate her. And really hate her and we knew too much It was too overhyped I didn't watch it the plot had potential like I do like that like sci-fi Stepford why I've shit, but it actually didn't make sense the lead up wasn't I it was honestly bad Where I feel like it was a kind of movie where in the beginning, you're like, this is gonna be so good. And then there's so many unanswered questions and you're like, what the fuck? Or when they finally showed what was really going on,

I was like, there was no way for me to even, you didn't put enough bread crumbs of clues that made it feel good. Instead, you just feel like you just punch me in the face. Okay, but side note, how do you feel about Harry Styles as an actor? I thought that one, he's so cute. Mm-hmm. I thought he was good except they were playing with his accent a little.

He was supposed to have a different accent in different times. And when they're bad, it drives me insane. Yeah. Why did I feel Florence Pueh didn't want to be there during it? She didn't. Because she didn't. Because we knew to imagine she didn't. She didn't want to be there.

I started watching White Lotus. Incisely. The second season. I'd watch the first season, but you don't need to watch the first season to watch the second season. It's all new cast. Um, it's, and I didn't, I mean, people loved the first season. I thought it was okay, I didn't love it.

The way people loved it. I love the second season. It's so fucking good. The cast is so good. The one main guy who's like the doucheous guy, so fucking hot. Oh, I know you're talking about, yeah. I can't even think of his name, but whatever.

And then I started watching the crown, the very, the last season, because it's all about Princess Diana. Yeah. And let me just tell you something. You obviously know the story of Princess Diana, like they're not giving you any like revelation news that you didn't already know, but like going into it, I knew that I loved Princess Diana and I knew that I hated Camilla. It could not be more solidified after this fucking season. How would you feel if your real life Camilla right now? Like you just became queen.

Netflix is popping off with this series that's like kind of Jew, kind of not. She ruined Princess Diana's life. Like cut it out. He's married. But what if it was real love? What if he was the real love? Well, it obviously was real love? What if he was the right person to change out? Well, obviously, here's the thing, it obviously was real love because they're together now. But how did you live your whole life as a side check?

Damn. Like, you lived your whole entire life was a side check. You were Mrs. Sneaky Linky. I mean, it does kind of remind me of when I was a freshman in college and I started talking to this hockey guy and he tried to finger me but I was too scared and I pushed him away. But we were basically out there. This is really to protest then. It was just saying it somehow pop up in this story.

I'm just making it about me. And then my best friend at the time, we were married on Facebook. We'd only known each other for two weeks, but we really liked each other. I introduced them because we were playing ping-pong together. And then she fucked them. Yeah. And I sat her down and I said, how dare you choose this hockey dude over our friendship. And they ended up staying together and have children.

So she's my Camilla. It's at the point where I'm like, I go, unless he's a love of your life, fuck you bitch, and he was in love of her life. So I take her back. But that's, that's different because they caught you out of it. They spared you the anguish. They spared you. Yeah, they definitely avoided eye contact with me at the bar And I was like at least say thank you. At least we're invited to the wedding. Oh God no, but she did post with their kid and I really wanted to say you're welcome

They should have sent you a fucking they should be sending you a Christmas card every year But I hope they didn't stay together out of spite against me. You know what I mean? Like they were like, we cannot let Hannah be right. That is literally only something our brains would be like, well, no, after fucking Mary-O. Because it's a coincidence. I would do that.

I'd be like, well, I'd be like, well, I'd be like, look, I hate you. But I can't have Hannah be thinking she was right. I've stayed in relationships longer just to be like, wow, I can't let them be right. So now I have to fucking inheritance. I can literally think of multiple relationships that have to stay together because I don't want me to be right.

Anyway, um, okay, I have one more fucked up story. So you never go to like, you don't go to that many like red carpets. No. And I feel like with me and you will occasionally be invited to a red carpet. Yeah. And for me, I've stand up at night. It's not convenient. Also, it's like a lot to get ready. I get an email of a night I'm prepared for and I invited you to come with me, but you couldn't, because you couldn't, I don't even know, but was Chris Houndsworth had a documentary coming out and I said well I am Mrs. Dobe documentary. I have to go to this and I had like a day free when I could have enjoyed myself pet butter instead I immediately get a spray tan. I hire a stylist to get me a dress

because I'm acting like I'm going to the Oscars. Yeah. You're like, this is my movie premiere. Yes, I get makeup. I do my own hair. And Des is literally like, I thought we're going to hang out today. And I'm like, nope. Today's about me.

And as I'm doing it, I realize, wait a second. So I'm putting all this effort in and spending hundreds of dollars for one fucking photo. Yeah. And then I start getting nervy and I'm like, no, no, no, what if I fuck up? What if I fuck up the red carpet? So I get there and the red carpet is huge. There's a lot of cameras, a lot of things I could go wrong. And I just pray, like I just smile and pray, because I'm not like you, you are a natural model. You feel the energy of the world. But I don't like red carpet.

It's not human to walk a straight line and have people take pictures of you. It's not my idea of a good time. Immediately, they're like, watch out. There's like a bump on the carpet. And I'm like, oh, you looked at me and you're like, that's the one that'll go down. And they were right. I did not fall.

But like, I'm taking these photos. And I'm like, OK, where are my hands? Oh, shit. My leg was supposed to be forward. Oh, fuck. Like, I need to like swallow or like get my chin out. Oh, fuck. I wasn't sucking in.

This is all going on. Yeah. I get home that night. The picture was the worst photo I ever taken in my cell. It's the boy that I showed my mom and she was like, oh, I spent two fucking days getting ready for this one photo. And like, it was getting you guys could google it whenever it was So bad that I couldn't even post on my Instagram. I have a I have a story that will make you feel good about that one Because when I had to go to the MTV Awards. I'm so excited to do the red carpet Two seconds before they like call my name that it's my turn to do the red carpet.

I turn around, I look at Craig and I go, I can't do it. No, I'm freaking out. And he's like, page, you're, you're fine. Just go and like, all meet you halfway down and we'll do it together. I literally was like, my mom was sending me to school for the first time. I had a fucking panic attack. Oh no. So I'm going down the red carpet and yes every that every thought is like okay and they're getting this angle and I'm gonna look ridiculous and I had a massive pimple on my chin and it's all I'm thinking about and I'm

literally crying inside and I'm like I hate it here I don't want to be here anymore I hate it. Craig comes he like meets me we do pictures together red carpets over I'm like fhew we get do pictures together, red carpets over, I'm like, Phew! We get the pictures back and it's all like, yeah, it's like publications, it's like Getty and like all these things, so there's no like, that's the picture, they send you the pictures, that's the ones you post. Well, in the way that I was standing in one of the pictures, like my back fat is like, you can see it, but like this is on websites. I'm not, I can't like edit out my back fat because people are gonna be like,

we saw the original picture. I feel like they fuck with you. Like they can choose, they took hundreds of photos. They choose, chose one where like my mouth was moving. So I'm like, whatever, I have back fat. So I'm posting the picture. So I post the picture, all the comments are like, looks like she tried to edit out her back fat, so I'm posting the picture. So I post the picture, all the comments are like, looks like she tried to edit out her back fat.

Like, and so they're coming at me, even though I didn't try and edit it out. And I'm just like, this is the picture they gave me. This is my real back fat. Like if you thought that I tried to edit this, like you're insane if I really edited it, it would be gone and you have no idea about it. So all I think about it, the MTV Awards are me and my back fat.

It is funny, it reminded me of Taylor Swift and her documentary when she's like, I see a photo and then immediately, I want to just not eat for three months and I said, no, we don't do that anymore. We don't. No, you literally can't do that anymore. Paige, do you think I have high cholesterol because after our show, we eat our body weight and cheeseburgers? Or- Oh my god, Hannah, it's once every two months and no, I am not the reason for your high cholesterol.

Oh my god, you're the reason. Ah, you sabotaged me, you're getting me back for the nails that you fucked up my cholesterol and now I'm in balance to my mom thanks to that all I do is sit around and eat cheese which is not far off from the truth uh revenge is sweet okay guys well thanks for thanks for giggling with us goodnight tour dates check out our YouTube channel we're gonna I think we're gonna upload a new videos we love you