Giggly Squad - Giggling about the engagement party, best coffee orders, and how to wear a bandana

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello. Hello. My giggle girls and boys. Wow you sound like a sex phone operator. This is called your girl just woke up from a 2 p.m. depression app and now I'm ready to go. I'm ready to talk some shit. How are you, Paige? I'm doing really well. Because yesterday you rescheduled because you wanted to do pimple videos all day and by really well. I mean not great I feel like I've so much to chat about with you right now

I was in like a full depression this past week like a full one to the point where I messaged all of my friends and was like Hey, any recommendation on a therapist? And they're like um sure like let me call mine, see if she can like recommend anyone. Like I was just in like a weird place. And I feel like I never go on Instagram when I feel like that. And for some reason, I had this like overwhelming feeling that I was like, I, I feel like I need to tell people,

like not everything is diamonds and rosé, even though it should be. Like, some days I'm just like, I hate everything about myself. And like in terms of the video that I did, the makeup video, I always wanna do makeup videos, but I always find a way not to do them, because I'm like, oh, my skin is so bad right now.

Like, oh, my hair is greasy. Like, I don't look good enough. And my skin was probably the worst it's been in a while, one because I'm on my period, and sorry, TMI. But like, until I apologize for bleeding from River Jaina to create future life. Life. And then the weekend before, I drank so much.

And so my skin was just like, hey, why don't you calm down? And I felt I was like, I should do the video now to like really show people. Yeah, I have like so many pimples right now and it's disgusting and I don't know, it just felt good. It felt good. I think there needs to be more makeup videos of people being like, okay, I'm not just doing my makeup.

This is what I'm insecure about with my face. Yeah. We like weirdly are always on the same, like, wavelength, I feel like, because I was, like, fucking around with TikTok for a second. And I said, you were, like, fucking around, and I'm like, oh, are we back? Are we back? I know. There's, like, trends that are on TikTok. I wanted you so bad, but I lay in bed, and I'm like, oh, no, I'm too fucking old to do that. Or like people would be like, stop. You look like you're 21.

Thank you so much. Let me tell you something. Tiktoks are fucking hard to make, and so are Reels, and I don't know how the kids are doing it. Well this is the thing, I do this new thing where I just try it, mess it up, and then just post it. Post it. I have people commenting being like,

send me your videos, I'll edit it for you. You dumb piece of shit. And I'm just like, nah, I might take you up on that. I might absolutely take you up on that. I just realize, I think I know where you're kind of in the down in the dumps. Tell me. I'm tender than you.

Dude. I just checked, the UV index right now is nine. And if I don't absolutely get on my rooftop Immediately, it's gorgeous. I will throw hands. It's cuz I was in Puerto Rico. That's true We have some like drama to discuss because I'm so mad at you. We were on page six because of our our last huge fight We got in and by fight. I mean My engagement party. I wasn't invited. I was invited.

I basically, I'm here to set the record straight because, oh my god. Do I like Sierra more than Paige? Sometimes? Yeah. Does sometimes. Does Paige like Sierra more than me sometimes a lot of the time She's a friend angel, okay, and we have a great like me page and Sierra

I think are great friends because when page and I get sick of each other's bullshit Sierra's a nice in between Sierra also will be like hey, y'all are being fucking crazy really We're like thank you so much. Thank you so much y'all are being fucking crazy. Really? We're like, thank you so much. Thank you so much. You know?

Sierra's that friend that just gives it to you straight. But she's also very chill. And what happened was Sierra said she was going to the city and she wanted to see me and Des. Because I hadn't seen her in a while. And she was coming on Wednesday. And I was like, what are you doing Memorial Day weekend? And she was like, nothing.

And I'm like, you have to come to the Hamptons. I'm a Memorial Day weekend. Yeah. Paige is traveling, like, come through with us. And we'll get you to the beach. It's gonna be iconic. Well, we got back from Puerto Rico, picked her from the airport, and it poured for three days.

It was really double time. I knew you were a fucking shit storm from Memorial Day weekend. I was really a couple of times. New York had a fucking shit storm for Memorial Day weekend. I was like, see ya guys. And I texted her. I was like, I told her, if you don't wanna hang out because it's like,

we're just gonna be rainy all day. I found out my mom is like throwing this like shelter I am party. And then I have a comedy spot Sunday nights. We have to like come back and she's like, dude, whatever, I'm down. And I, so this is what my mom did. My mom decided to throw this party on shelter island with our like shelter island friends who have never met des. Okay. That's all it was.

And then my mom put out like an e-vite that said like, doesn't have an engagement party. And doesn't I were laughing because we were like, we were not told, but we were doing. But I think she was just trying to beef up the event for like the Shelter Island people to be like, yeah, about the engagement. And it was like a lot of my parents' friends and some of my like local Shelter Island friends that I grew up with since I was born.

And then I ran to me for up Sierra. And the internet went wild. Dude, I was like, I was in Charleston and I was like getting these like random messages or like seeing random things online. Everyone's like Hannah Burner and Paige Disarbo, like no longer friends or like something. And I was like, we have a podcast that we put out every week.

And people were like speculating if we still talk. And I was like, swipe up for our podcast. What are you talking about? I'm just talking to you. People also like this whole thing of like, are they as close as they pretend they are? Like they pretended they went on live every single night at 10 p.m. all during quarantine.

But were they just pretending? Dude, also sometimes when I'm scrolling and like I see a picture of myself that like I know I didn't post it post I'm like, oh get out of here. It's anxiety and I'm also like okay who at page six picked this picture and may I speak with them? Oh I know. You could go on my Instagram and take any picture that I've approved because it's on my grid and this is what you picked. This is what you want. There's this one fucking charity event I went to.

We love charity but the lighting was horrible and they like took a photo that goes into whatever photos that press people use. They use it for everything and I hate that fucking charity photo and I wish I didn't go. Can I tell you something crazy? What? It's actually not that crazy. But when you would Google me, this one picture would come up.

Yep, I knew that. You hate it. Oh my god. It was actually the worst photo I've ever seen of you. I go, that's not me. I don't know her. I don't know her. I don't know her.

You should report and be like, this is not me. You do know what I had to do. I had to basically contact Mr. Google. And it was like, this is not me. You do know what I had to do. I had to basically contact Mr. Google and was like, take this down. Like, keep it on the internet for sure. But when you first Google me, this is the first picture. How the fuck do you expect me to get a picture? How did you contact the Google Lords?

You had to, I had to prove that like, it was me. And like, say like delete this picture. And like, say, like delete this picture. And like replace it with something else. How long did it take you to do it? Months, it took me months. I was like, I had to like log into my Google account, but then I had to like, like give them another option of a picture to use.

And it was just like a fucking nightmare. And I was like, get this picture out of my face. I almost now want to like print it out and frame it. But in my apartment, just to keep me humble, you know? So my mom texted me the next morning because let's be honest, it's my grandma's fault. Nana still got it. You know what, wow, down the internet.

Nana was gone wild. She's posting all these photos from the engagement party. I didn't really post anything because it was a very intimate, just like small family shelter island event. Like my cousins weren't there. Like it wasn't like, there was like 40 people. We got a cake.

Oh wow, you guys had a cake and you didn't like it. It was a canole cream cake, you would have fucking loved it. We were also thinking about you during, if that makes any. But people were just like, yeah, and it just told people about stuff, she doesn't invite people. Yeah, because I just, yeah, and it just tell people about stuff. She doesn't invite people. Yeah, because I'm anti-social and I wish I didn't have any parties. I miss quarantine in the most respectful manner,

in the most respectful way. I know that it was a hard time, but like, I'm not trying to be funny. I miss not being expected to hang out with humans. And I respect that, but it's also because they just expect us to just snap of the finger, the CDC is like, oh, hey, go back into society. When you like a holding cell, when you like an in between.

He's me. This past weekend, I went to get in an Uber in the state of South Carolina, and I went to put my mask on, and everyone looked at me and was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I'm putting my mask on and everyone looked at me and was like what are you doing? And I was like putting my mask on we're getting in an Uber and they're like get it out of here Like it's so different. I was just like what's what's going on?

I wasn't eased into this yet. No, we're all not sure what the protocols are so I just walk around with my mask on my on the bottom my chin Just in case just the my chin, just in case. Just in case, I'm like, hmm, just in case. But yeah, so I have Nana still got on Instagram. You guys should follow her. She is out of control and post everything. But she, and then she shared it on her Instagram because my cousins are social media manager. And that's how I saw it.

And it said like, our hand in page still friends. And I immediately text my like-year-old cousin. I said, take that down. Are you posting that? And then I read the article and ended up being just like all about Nana's Instagram. Oh. Oh.

I was like, what are you promoting? I'm like, yeah. No, he's like, can I not trust my own fan anymore? But then my mom called me freaking out. And she's like, oh my god. Do I need a call page? Like I hope she doesn't like she's like I live and just invited some shelter island people You're like page couldn't not give a shit less. No, you literally call me Laughing good. Did you see the articles about it?

Cuz some shit is so wild like I Because some shit is so wild. Like, I'm just a way I didn't, that never happened. It just sucks. There's real pattern to the media. And I'm not comparing ourselves to Britney Spears because Britney is way more talented than us. However, first it's like great to see people come up and people be like, oh, what do they do?

The one serious stabbush is like, okay, this is what they do. Then they go, okay, now what horrible things can we say about them? Yeah, and here's the other thing. People can say anything they want, and then people believe it. And I'm like, no, I've never done that. That wasn't me, I don't know who she is. Anyway, people are crazy, but like also, fuck you for not inviting me to your engagement party.

I'll never forget. Yeah, me and me, I shouldn't travel on the weekend that you didn't know that my mom was throwing a small party for me out in Long Island. Sorry that it's the biggest party weekend. One of the biggest parties of the year. Sorry that you're sharing over your best friends love of their life celebration.

Sorry that I wanted to wear all white and I wasn't going to be able to at your engagement party specifically. And I was like, fuck that girl. The day of engagement party, I will be in a white dress. It was raining. And Sierra gets dressed and I get dressed. And I had like kind of a white top.

Whatever. Sierra walks out and I get dressed. And I had like kind of a white top. Sierra walks out with a white top. You're like, but also I'm not about to be that bitch. I have a question. Keep going, but I have a question after this. No, just then we get there and she starts laughing and she's like, oh my god, I'm in a white top. Like, are you upset? Are you okay?

And I go, I'm like, no, I really don't care because we're wearing coats the whole time. We really didn't matter. But I realized I just didn't know the rules and I thought like, no, I really don't care, because we're wearing coats the whole time. It really didn't matter. But I realized, I just didn't know the rules, and I thought, is that supposed to be? But I wasn't even an engagement party. That's why I just got my coat done. See you more white.

If people would come, you'd be more white. Are you gonna do because one of the things that I'm really excited about when I get engaged, can't wait. Is like all the different events that you have to have for your wedding and like all the different white outfits. Okay. Again, you're saying you don't want to go back into society, but then you're saying you can't wait to throw every single stupid party coming up to

the event, but it's purely for the outfits. You know, yeah, it's a party that's about me solely, and my outfits will be iconic. I do have to call someone out Kayla Quinn. She's a former bachelor contestant. She got married over the weekend. Yeah. And her gown was like great, very princessy.

Like I don't think I could pull it off, but then her ceremony, no, not that reception gown, was like sexy body amazing. To the point that I actually comment the photo and said, where'd you get this? You never knew that. I never knew that. But I looked for like 10 minutes on the internet. I couldn't find it.

I started following this girl on TikTok. I can't even remember her name, but just like this gorgeous redhead girl who is a blogger if anyone like knows who I'm talking about She just got married And I was like I need to like follow this for like my wedding Because her outfit for each like event that she had for her wedding was so fucking good and spot on Mm-hmm

And like I don't think people talk about it enough that like you need so many white ensembles. But also people don't talk about your weddings are evolving right now. We talked about that last time. But I'm excited to see like how the fashion and the traditions evolved. I mean I definitely want two dresses obviously. Do you watch the show say yes to dress? Okay well you showed it's fun. It's fun because it's just these like long island women who like you could tell like hate each girl, but they're like okay, you gotta try this. Oh, you don't like lace. Okay, I'll go, I'll find something for you. Don't worry. Oh, your mom hates everything. Wow, that's amazing. Okay, this is gonna

take all fucking day. Yeah, you're gonna be in love. It's beautiful. You look what just can you just pick a fucking dress? Jesus Christ. I'm so nervous to pick a dress because if it's any indication of my mom and I prom dress shopping, it's not going to be great. It's not going to be great. I'm going to cry at least four times before I've even put the first dress on. You know, her and I, it's some of our biggest battles we've ever had. To the point where in dressing rooms, she would be like, calm down. It's going to be fine.

You're going to have the best dress. Don't worry about it. Like I was always worried that someone was going to have like a sicker dress. And I'd be like, oh. But they didn't. Like not that competitive, but when it comes to fashion, you're next level. That's why we're as friends because fashion wise, I am literally like say whatever you want about me. Say whatever you want about my fashion. I am the most popular.

When we keep looking for your fashion, then I get upset. Like, excuse you. Read a book. But I do have to say, quick announcement. I was a little tired today because we did, doesn't I did three shows at Governor's Comedy Club in Long Island, which we love. It was so much fun. We're in New York City on Thursday at City Wine, or you get tickets. I can't wait for that. But I realize I have new relationship

advice. Yeah. To keep things spicy after you've already decided you're in love with each other. Okay. You have to keep testing them in what manner? So for example, I was like, oh, I'm really into this guy. What will happen if I throw him onto a reality TV show? Yeah. Because that's normal. And it's like a really bad season for me. And how is he going to cope with it?

Right. And see if he survives. And then when it re-airs how he deals with all that stress. And then once we survive that, being like, you need to come work with me. And we're gonna do shows together and see if we still hold up after that. And if we survive, then we're onto the next thing, you know?

What's the next thing you could possibly throw at him, you know? I mean, that's what life's about. You never know what it's gonna throw at him, you know? I mean, that's what life's about. You never know what it's gonna throw at you. Then make him rescue a puppy and a kitten from Puerto Rico and traffic the animals back to the Hampton. Yeah, you've really taken a picture. Patience, why don't you write about that? Why don't you write about how I'm saving fucking animals lives?

Oh my God, Hannah, I have the best story ever to tell you and I've been holding this in to tell you on the podcast. You're going to absolutely not. Okay. So Friday morning, I'm literally minding my own business. You've never mind Joe and business, but literally minding my own business and I'm sitting at the airport at JFK. And I'm waiting to get on a flight.

And this girl is sitting behind me, and we were like the only two people there. Like we were so early for our flight. So like we just started talking, and she was like, I have to tell you, like I love the podcast, like I listen all the time. I think she said her and her sister listen. And I was like, oh my God, like thank you so much.

And we're just like chatting back and forth. She went to middle school with you. Your mom was her teacher. Oh. Now I can't remember her fucking name and it's actually driving me insane, but I literally lost brain cells over the weekend so you actually can't hold me liable.

She was so fucking sweet and so nice. Here's the best part. We're sitting, you know, how like in the airport, like your backs are to each other. Yeah. So we're kind of sitting like side, like talking. And she was like waiting for one of her girlfriends. They were going to Charleston for like a girl's weekend. And there's another girl sitting in a row over from us that like, don't know we're not talking to But like she comes up to us and she looks at this girl and she goes I'm just running to the bathroom

Will you watch my bags and the girl? The girl goes yay, of course, and then she goes to the bathroom and me and her look at each other and I go now We've chatted about this. If someone comes up and tries to take her shit, I didn't see anything. I don't know you. No, you have to leave the airport. You can't go to Charleston that we can't move yourself from the situation. You can't be held liable for that shit. We started dying laughing. I go, what are the fucking chances? dying laughing I go what are the fucking chances? Do you want to hear something even more fucking crazy? Yeah

We're in Puerto Rico And remember I told you does trick me to go to a freaking rainforest Yeah, so we are just like stop in the middle of a rainforest and there's like a little trail And we we just like there's a couple people around and we go down this trail, and we go for like 15 minutes down this trail, and we finally hear some water. And there's this gorgeous little waterfall with all these rocks, and there's maybe like two or three people, and we walk down. They're having sex.

Even better. This girl starts yelling, and it goes, Gagel squad! In the middle of a fucking rain forest. No, I'm not dead. No, I'm not. I'm absolutely dead. Or international. No, it's everywhere. Sometimes it's so crazy. I literally think I gave my phone to a girl this weekend and was like, I'll follow you on Instagram, I don't give a shit. You're like, I love being out someplace because I feel like you make eye contact with someone and you both know and you're just like, no, I know.

Come over here and let's get fucked up together. But then it's great because then you're talking, we're taking pictures. Oh, this is the best part. She goes, Hannah, I manifested this. No. She goes, I saw your report, Rico. And I was like, I am going to see her in the jungle. Stop.

So manifestation, the gaglers, they're out of control. They've gained too much power. We have superpowers, and you just like manifest what you want. 100%. But I was like, I cannot. I can't wait to tell Hannah this story, this airport story, but I have to tell her on the hot like it's... But you have to remember that girl's name.

That's the weird thing about New York, because people will see me and be like, Hannah and my first inclination is to be like, did we go to middle school together? Yes, she said she went to middle school. She knew you from middle school, and your mom was her teacher. Did she have an E.T. about it?

Like did she say what I was like or like my mom? She just said that like your mom was her teacher. Did she have any tea about it? Like did she say what I was like or like my mom? She just said that like your mom is so nice. Like one of her favorite teachers. Boring. She'd assist her. Oh, I'm so mad at you. She had assist her. I know what you're talking about.

She had a, this nose. She had a brown hair. She had it this nose. She was so nice. She had eyes and two her loaves. Yeah, I think we can see also at a torso and legs, but I can't remember. No, but it was so fun.

OK, then. Oh, it continues. No, this is like a separate story. So that's what I was talking so much. And it's not because we weren't talking, we just were sleeping. This is all week. So I go to Charleston Friday morning.

I wake up Sunday. Let's I wake up Sunday in the afternoon. Okay. I get woken up to this like voicemail and I'm like, who the fuck leaves voicemails anymore? Other than like my mom being like, hi, I called and I'm like, I know I have caller ID. Hi, it's your mom. I just got my mom message. Call me back. I'm like, I know, I have caller ID. Hi, it's your mom. I just have a mom message.

Call me back. I'm worried about you. Thank you. So I get this voicemail and you know, like when you click your voicemail, it starts to transcribe it and like all I see is like water leak entering your building and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So I listen to the voicemail. I left my sink on in my bathroom and flooded my fucking part. You flooded your own apartment probably took down a couple of their apartments

with you. Wait, what have you ever left the faucet on the floor? No, it's like a thing you know. And I literally, I call the woman back and I go, I did not do this. This is so out of my wheelhouse. Like I would never do something like this. I'm not capable of this crime. I'm not capable. I'm like, you have the wrong girl.

I didn't do this. And then I remembered Friday morning, I was like rushing and I was in my bathroom that's like off my bedroom. And I was trying to like brush my teeth and my water wasn't working. Like just like air was coming out. So they must have like shut the water off like the day before to like fix something. And I was just like, oh fuck this faucet.

And so I must have not pushed it back far enough to like fully turn it off, but like nothing was coming out. And then I like went into the other bathroom, got my shit and left. I left my water on for two days. Two days. I ruined the floor in my bedroom. They have to come and pick it up and redo it.

They're like, we had to file a claim. That is the worst Sunday. You probably were having the Sunday scary side of the way. Oh. So it's like, by the way, it's your fault fault you ruined your apartment, but that sounds like it's their fault I Don't know I'll see you in court. Yeah, no that's literally what I said I was like but the water wasn't working because of you guys

So see you in court. I don't know see you in court. Oh my god. Yeah, it was crazy. I also This is what I wanted to say in the very beginning. So, girl with no job is doing this thing. The coffee orders. I'm obsessed with it. Mind you, I heard girls no job just started watching Summer House. So we love her. Hannah.

If I could collab with any other two people, it would be her and her sister Jackie. Jackie got influenced by my reunion dress, and then she wore it, and I've never fan-girled more. I kind of feel like Jackie's you and I'm Claudia. Yeah. I was just like, first of all, you look stunning, and I wish I had that bag to have paired it with my outfit, and like, is it made by me?

Also Jackie has a very good, like, I feel like she sells it but like her editing tool like her aesthetic on her Instagram is very bright and joyous. I always get a positive energy from it. Yeah, I feel the same. Claudia is so funny because she's like me. She goes, I'm tired all the time and I need to shit. I actually shit too much, but I don't drink coffee and she doesn't drink coffee.

So she's been trying coffee orders that people recommend. Which are. And she's so funny coffee orders that people recommend which are so funny Which are crazy like the different orders. Yeah, I just want to DM her and be like girl. You don't like coffee We're going on this journey for her to discover how much she doesn't like I just now I just can't wait to see what she lands on and it's like I like this like I'm so invested now Or she did like like something, but it was like, it's too embarrassing and it would take too much time of your life

to order it every time. But it made me want to think, oh, side note, I have one funny story about girls with no job. Okay. Doesn't involve her being there, it involves Teresa Judais. Interesting.

I have a lot of fun stories about Teresa Judais, who is by the way, Angel, legit Angel, legit Angel. Like I interviewed her when I was working for a media company and she, she says Sangwich, like it's real. She says Sangwich. Like that's a real word. It's a real word. And but you know what she's talking about.

So that's what I'm just about. Yeah, that's fine. And she was just very nice with such a good time. I did pronounce her name wrong. It was hilarious. Fast forward, I'm walking down the street and she's like in a ball gown in Midtown, like about to walk in to film something and we kind of like run into each other and I just like saw her and because you know, you feel like you kind of know them more than you do.

And I'm going to just say, hey, yeah. And then she looks at she goes girl with no job I would have taken it I would have been like yes, I was absolutely She must have been interviewed by her recently and by me and she got a bit and I was like no, but we love girl with no job Hannah and she's like oh, Hannah so nice to. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Thank you so much for asking me this. Whenever you go to these moments and I see a question, you get so excited. I could literally be like, what kind of shit did you take this morning and be like, oh my god, I can't wait to tell you. Girl so poop. Okay. I'm actually like a pretty easygoing coffee person. I just like an iced coffee or like a cold brew

and some oat milk. If they don't have oat milk, I'll take almond, but I hate almond milk. If they don't have almond, I'll fucking go OG cow. I don't give a shit. You're normal. Yeah, I'll just be a normal real girl. But I'm not.

I'm not real girl. I'm not into like one you know I hate matcha, you know I hate try. I hate anything like fancy like that. Girl who's jobs that that chai is a witch's brew or something. No. I just I just it's spicy almost. I don't know. I might want to start trying chai's in different New York City brunch places because yeah. I am obsessed with chipe. It either gets, it has a spectrum of vanilla and spicy.

When it's more vanilla, I like it. Sometimes they feel like it tastes like Christmas, which I don't hate. Yeah, it's a moment. I don't want to eat Christmas. And matcha does taste like dirt, but I realize if you put sugar on any fucking thing, it tastes good. And there's something about holding a green drink that makes you feel better.

And also the matcha places are so cute. Like I wanna go in there and I wanna, I want to like matcha. I wanna have a matcha station in my apartment, you know, but it's not that girl. I'll never be that girl. I feel like we should go to Chacha matcha just for the pure Instagram vibes.

If I could curate who I wanna be, it would be a girl who hadacha matcha just for the pure Instagram vibes. If I could curate who I want to be, it would be a girl who had a matcha station in her apartment. She went to Pilates every day. In her apartment. She drinks green juices, she meditates. Green juices are not necessarily good for you, a lot of sugar, especially if they have

apples of first ingredient. This is what I've learned my 29 years. Damn. Okay, when I go to Starbucks, this is the order and I want you guys to do it if you like chai or you're just interested in chai because Starbucks has one the best ice chai's ever. Not sponsored. We already said Duncan has the best matcha. They do put sugar your grin at it. Starbucks, you get a large ice chai.

It was a venti. I already lost trust in people by saying that, but I never say it when I go there. I'm like, can you fucking medium? Because I pan it, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Trenta, is that one? La Esquela? In Azul, la isquela.

Literally, I like, I freeze when I get up to the counter. I'm like, what are they again? I'm like, Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande, please. I'll have an Ariana Grande, thank you. So get a large ice chai with just three pumps chai, because they get it really fucking sweet, and then get it with regular milk, soy milk. Do they have oat milk?

They just started having it. Okay, and then get oat milk, but honestly the regular milk. I mean, Hannah, I've watched you drink these. You're drinking pure milk. Yeah, it's milk. It's literally little. It looks like you're having a bottle. Do you have any other opinions on my drink?

Sorry, it's a happy time of my day when I get to suck my bottle. Are you trying to come at me like I'm lawy-can't or something? Oh my god, I keep seeing that clip and I honestly respect the fuck out of it. I honestly feel like we don't talk about it enough. They don't talk about it enough and I stand with law on this. like why isn't it socially acceptable for me to drink a bottle at night fucking soothes babies I am a baby. My question is is she gonna drink a bottle with her kid She yeah, probably oh my god. You know what else two things actually one I Haven't left my apartment since Tuesday

actually. One, I haven't loved my apartment since Tuesday. So if anyone thought I was out of my depression, I have tricked you because I am not. But all I have done is gone downstairs to get packages or to like get my mail. And the other day I was coming up from my lobby and two, it sounds like two girls moved in across the hall from me. I am so tempted to knock on their door and become friends with them because I've heard, like you know when you're like walking to your apartment and you can feel like snippets of conversation and like other people's apartments.

And I heard them talking one morning, it was like Saturday morning or something, like fresh off a night out. And I realized that every group of girlfriends has the same fucking conversation. All I heard and all I needed to know was the one girl goes, no, like he actually needs help and he doesn't take accountability.

He won't see a therapist and my therapist said that like, and I was like, bitch, I am going to knock on this door right now because one, I want to see who this man is and like what he looks like and I want the whole story. But it was just like every single girl has the same conversation with her friend like, he needs help. No, like he needs help. No, he's professional. Well, I also think that girls talk about their feelings a lot more. We're like, we know we need help.

I'm not saying we like always get it the right way, but we're always like, this is what's bothering me. We're men will hang out all day with each other. And I'll be like, what'd you guys talk about? And they're like the meds. They took. Like that's the whole time. It's so dating.

It's so dating. Dad's being hang out with someone for a whole day, and I'll be like, is he dating anyone? And he's like, I don't know. And I'm like, girls, I don't know. What are you talking about? Girls, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know their whole medical history. They're sign. I will know every single issue going on in their family, all the guys they've ever fucked in their life and what they're most insecure about within 10 minutes at brunch. I mean, it's, it's unmatched the level of information that we can find out. I actually had the, I got the best compliment over the weekend. Someone was like, you don't give any information like out. And I was just like, but I get it all. Thank you so much. Especially for being on a reality show, it's truly insane.

It's terrifying. What did Sierra say about you? Sierra goes, that bitch moves in silence. I'm not going to leave that man. It's not because I was on the phone with her. And she was talking about something, and I said, well, what did he say about me? And she goes, bitch, you don't give any information,

but you want to know what people say about you. And I was like, yeah, because then I know how to like answer. You have to be quiet to receive. Yeah. Like what does what did he say about people who like listen too much, freak me out. Like what's it like to not blur out every inappropriate thought that comes into your brain at all times?

Um, I do do that. What's it like to not blur out every inappropriate thought that comes into your brain at all times? I do do that. I do blur it out a lot of things. In a new situation though, you're quiet and you're taking shiden. I'm observing. There's nothing wrong with observing and people don't have to know every single opinion that you have on fucking everything.

Also, I had a conversation with one of my girlfriends last night. We literally were on FaceTime for three hours just talking about how she is a boyfriend, good for her, whatever. But talking about how like being mysterious is kind of a turn on for guys. And I was like, oh, yeah, except that I'm on a fucking reality show. And like every guy would, if they really wanted to know my dating history, could look it up online. And that's why I- Don't tell them anything about it.

You should never talk about your ex's period. And yeah. No, like I feel like you have like a conversation with a guy you're talking to about your exes, but it's not like you have like a conversation with a guy you're talking to about your exes, but it's not like a main topic of conversation. Yeah, it might be like, and I also never say an exes name if I'm talking to like a new guy.

I'll just say my ex or like one of my exes. Cause I don't, he doesn't need to know when this was with Timeline Moron or who it was. Like, who also cares? Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Girdier Lions. Seriously?

Girdier Lions. Page, I want to do some front page news. I do too. Oh, but before we do that, I wanted to tell you that I watched Cruella. Oh my god. Wait, where can you watch it? Disney Plus. Okay.

I watched it last weekend. It was a great movie for like Sunday Scaries, I watched it. And I think it's one of the best Disney movies I've ever seen. What the world of what? Yeah, like it's my favorite movie. It's my favorite movie. Wait. Disney defined our lives. Disney's my favorite movie. Wait. Do the- To find our lives. Disney created us.

Okay. How are you about to say this new movie just like- They blew the fucking lid off with this one. Blu-it off. So it's basically the origin story of how Cruella became Cruella. Oh, that's interesting. And why she is the way that she is. Do you like Loki kind of like her? You fuck with her. So hard. You love her. Love her.

I literally was watching and I turned. I turned and I was like, I'm being cruel for Halloween. Like that. You have to be, but like, I have to. Yeah, I'm 1,000% guilty. I'm being cruel. I fucking love it. It's just so good.

Emma's shown is so good. The beginning of it is a little bit slow. I would say the first 15 minutes, you're like, okay, this is gonna pick up and what's the storyline? I can handle 15 minutes, because sometimes it's like six episodes or slow. And then all of the sudden, you're just like, this is amazing.

Also, you know me, the clothes in it, and the fight about fashion. It's just, I was Also, you know me, like the clothes in it, and like the fight about fashion. Like it's just, I was like, oh my god, everything, I love this. It's so good. I love that. I actually have like a whole bit in my comedy about how Disney trained us to be attracted to fuck boys

because all the princes are narcissists and that they're supposed to save you. I mean, Prince Charming, what dude calls himself Charming? Dushbacks. Fuckin' Nick named yourself, my guy. Get outta here. I have a new, I have a new bit about the little Mermaid, where I realized like this dude, basically made her change her fucking body type for him,

and then lied to her and said, it's happier where the people are. Get out of here, my dude. Get outta here. Go to your loins, you're a fucking punk. And he like wanted to be with her, even though she couldn't speak. I mean, all the Disney shows are majority of them can't speak or passed out when a prince falls in love with them. Sleepy Beauty, Snow White.

There is, actually there is. I was just having a conversation with one of my guy friends about this. And I was like, here's the best thing about girls. And he was like, what? And I was like, we know when to shut the fuck up. And I go and I don't mean that in like a derogatory way that like we know our place like fuck that. Like I'm not saying that. I was like, but like I think girls are sometimes so much better at reading the room. I was like, I know when to absolutely shut my mouth.

Well, it's proven more emotional and intelligent. Also, it's so smarter than the my further fucking more. Yeah, I learned I swear this has to do with it. I was looking about pit bulls, you know, I'm passionate about my pit bulls. And apparently 70 to 75% of dog bites are not from pit bulls. They're just from dogs in general who are not neutered males. 70% of my bites have been from men. Sorry, if you thought it. I mean, did you just bite me? But like, these dudes out here like misbehaving

and being fucking crazy cut their balls off. Chop-bum. Chop-bum. And it's men with their testosterone levels out of control. And that would probably help society a lot if we just had a couple of steps. I will say this like in. In the past couple of months is like the first time, like I've dated some fucking losers, like some real like, you know, and I realized that I did it because I was

so insecure with myself. And I was like, I just. And I realized that I did it because I was so insecure with myself and I was like, I just want someone to like me and I know this guy is like so below me, but it makes me feel good. And in the past couple of months, I've just been like, fuck you guys, I am such a prize and like you'll never, you just don't, won't get it.

And I'm just like too much for you. And then I see them with like other girls and I'm just like yeah, you need to be with a girl like that Couldn't be with me. I mean too much. You're never gonna be happy in the long run Thank you That was part of the sentence. They'll just gonna be the sentence So this is why you didn't invite me to your engagement party I mean, you're in Gailman party. And the truth comes out. But I've known as someone who has dated guys who are particularly, I've dated Narciss in

the past. I've dated guys who are like beyond nice, amazing, incredible, but like I walk all over them and I realize a lot of girls will date, flippy, floppy. Like you date the Narcissist, then you get you to walk all over and then you're back to the Narcissist. Once the narcissist, then you get a guy you walk all over, and then your back will be the narcissist, once you feel empty, you get a guy to be the adult, but you suck him dry, and then you go back to the narcissist, you need to find that in between,

and I don't know how, how, or why, but that's what happens. You just brought up such a good fucking topic that I feel like people don't talk about. Like I would say that I've had like four to five real relationships. And my first one was like amazing. Then it was horrible. Then amazing. Then it was horrible. Then amazing. And I'm just like, hi, I've been dating for 15 years

now. I'm fucking done with it. Get the fuck out of this roller coaster ride. But it's like after you date a guy who really like sucks you dry, makes you feel like you're not even good enough to be with him, and then you feel empty afterwards. I hate that. It's natural to find a guy who's so nice and for sure is not going to hurt you, but that's not the dude you fall in love with. So then you get out of it, and then you want to feel alive again, you want a guy to kind of... I saw a meme the other day, and it was like, to my soul mate, hey, can you come pick me up? I'm getting scared. to my soulmate. Hey, can you come pick me up? I'm getting scared. I was like, wait, I feel this in my soul. I'm like, I'm getting nervous now. I don't like it out here anymore and can you come get me? Let's go home.

Speedy on things we're watching. I watched the first 17 minutes of the first 17 episodes. The first 17 seconds of the pink documentary, which I highly recommend on Amazon Prime. Okay. Their and Corey Hart are so cute. Also, we don't know pink's personality. Like we just know like rock star. Right. She is the nicest, sweetest. Like, you know, a lot of these docs with the girls, and I love it too, where they're just like yelling at their dancers. Yeah. Pink literally goes, you don't have to be a cunt to get respect. And one of the dancers like messes up and she starts laughing so hard and she goes, in a Madonna rehearsal, you would have been fired. And then like walks away.

But like, wait, I love that so kind and sweet and like a teddy bear and then she's so cute with her kids and like, I don't know, I guess she puts up a little bit of the show. And their relationship, their relationship, they've been together for years. No one talks about how they've been together for so much longer than other celebrity couples. Would you remember on VH1,

they used to do that show called Behind the Music? Yes, I love those show. I love that show. And like the, and I didn't, wasn't like a huge pink fan. I had to have been like 14 years old. And I remember watching her behind the music. And I was just like, I'm obsessed with her. She had like a really tough upbringing. And she came up with like the Britney and Christina's and like Mandy Moore and like they

wanted her to be like that and sexy and she was just like But that's not me and like I'm not that's not my type of music I mean the song stupid girls. She's like maybe if I act like that that guy called me back I'm not about that. I don't want to be a stupid girl like she basically called the motherfucking idiots. Imagine She was just like. Backstreet with her. Now it is a talk on podcasts. Back then we're just like,

I don't want to be a stupid ass bitch. But it was a bop. But then she did move on, Rue, is you remember that? Oh yeah. With Chrissy Naguilera, Maya, I love that music video. Chrissy Naguilera, I think whenever people do that outfit

for Halloween, they always fucking crush it and look so good and the makeup was wild too. Yeah, it was good. I feel like you wanted to think about Halloween. I know. I don't know why. Let's live in the moment. Okay. Yeah. I just like it gets stressed out about it and then I think like, oh my god., I'd be like a couple's Halloween costume and I was like no no one likes you Let's do a fan Okay You have to say one thing. I don't know how other people prep for their podcast But this is how Hannah and I do it. We have a shared note and so we'll write things that like make sense to us But like the other person doesn't know what we're referring to but the other day I checked the shared note and you would

wrote after something I wrote LOL I wrote flooded my bathroom and you just wrote LOL and then under it she wrote depression room and I was like Should I call her? No, I wrote flooded my bathroom. And you just wrote, LOL. And then under it, she wrote depression room. And I was like, should I call her? No, I'll wait for the pod. No. Oh, my depression room was just like, if you really are in a depression, which I was like in a weird place this past week,

my apartment was disgusting. And like Friday night, I was like, I'm not going out. I can't like speak to humans. I can't have a sip of tequila. I'll kill myself. And I just want each like room by room and... And just draw it. And just clean the fuck out of it.

I mean, I was windexing shit. I was vacuuming like, and it really did make me feel so much better. But it's like getting to that point. Yeah, they say the state of your room is like the state of your mind but as a creative I like to keep it really messy just to remind myself that I'm flawed. Yeah. Oh also Sierra came over and put her suitcase on my bed and I was like bitch you can do that in summer house don't play with me right now. Yeah. The whole thing is she puts it on the bed. I said you have to do it

where the cameras aren't in the corner. Putting it on the bed, also though, like it went through, I was just going to say, went through costumes. Went through the airport. So I can't have it on like my bed where I sleep. Well, that's like subway clothes. You know when your friends have their subway clothes on and they just like pull up on your bed and you're like, Oh, no, I can't. My dad says you're like your street clothes. Yeah. So get your street clothes out of here. And I'm like, I know, that's gross. Like if you're coming in my bed, you need to strip naked. Get in.

Get in. Get in. Get in. Wait, my bed. Before we start from page news, I really want to discuss your bandana look because it was iconic. And I don't want to beef you up,

but I do appreciate when something makes your grid. Thank you so much. Right? Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you for the growth. Thank you so much to see what you thought was good enough. And when the bandana dropped, I was like,

this is everything. And then you explained how to do it, which now you're an origami artist. No, I'm literally a savant in tying scarves. It's a little with your long fingers, you can get any kind of knot. You can let it. I think maybe that is why it's easier for me.

I was like, everyone's so confused on how to tie it. My fingers are like weaving through. I'm holding like four different bandanas as I'm tying it. I had a guy call me after and was like, I hate when you wear those. And I was like, absolutely fuck off. That means you know it's fashionable when a straight guy hates it. Yeah. And I was like, why? And he was like, really?

Just because I knew a girl who used to wear them all the time and I hated her. And like, now I associate it with that. And I was like, OK. Well, it's you projecting your shit onto me. Talk to your therapist about it, because this is art. This is art. Do you think there's a certain head shape, though,

that like pulls it off better than others? No, but I think the one, no, not at all. But I think the one thing girls have to realize too is you're not going under the ear and like to the neck. You're going straight back. And you have to pull super, super tight cause it's gonna get loose. And the placement on your forehead is crucial.

I want it. You need to have it lower than you think you need it to be. I'm talking right above your eyebrows. Because if it's any higher, you're look like Jack Sparrow. You look like a pirate. Yeah. I get worried because my hair can get frizzy

that I'll put it on, and then it will get frizzy underneath. Yeah, it does. So if you're wearing a bandana on like a boat day, you have committed to that bandana. And when you take it off, you have to immediately jump in the water. That's something I learned the hard way. I looked in the mirror and I was like, I have an indent in my head

and this is why no one's talking to me. No. Oh, guys, do some front page news. I don't have that much, but I do have a couple things. Kim Kardashian posted a video. I don't know if it's like, it's like one of like an ad campaign for skims. People are livid.

Absolutely livid. I will send you the video after this so you can see it. She is in like a bra and underwear set and she's like flicking the underwear to like show you how it like bounces right back and whatever the material and all this stuff. But when her finger is on where her waist and ass is, her finger gets distorted. She then runs her finger up her torso to like her shoulder, her finger then elongates

again. So it's very clear that the video was edited that in this part of her body were a little thicker and like whatever. And then as you get higher up or like where you want to be elongated, the video is obviously like stretched so that she looks longer. That does upset me. Yeah, I knew it would. That upsets me. But also, if she's doing like this big eye-camp campaign for skims, who is looking over that to make sure, like, get away with the crime if you're going to do the crime?

I want to write her a strongly worded email, separate from the, you know, whatever the body image stuff that says someone in your camp hates you. Absolutely hates you. They want to see you go down. They want to see your empire crumble. You're in your circle. It's probably the same one who posted the Chloe Kardashian photo at the beach. Absolutely. It's also probably someone that had Kendall Jenner in like the weeds of Mexico with braided pigtails riding a horse. And people were just like, this isn't it. Well, Kendall, also, they all use the edited video tool. Yes, but like this is a national campaign.

Like we're not just talking like we're face-to-nince and some shit. We're throwing it on TikTok. We did the beauty filter. Yeah. Like this is millions and millions of people are seeing this. I'm like, you couldn't get the editing right? So how is she going to put it? We're not even getting into the fact that she edited it.

Like, oh my god, chill out. Is she telling it's done? No. Man, I think so. I mean, everyone has it already. Like, you post one thing and like, she, and they're the type of people that like, it could be up for half a millisecond and everyone has already screen-shoted it up. Yeah. But, how's she respond? Sorry, I keep touching the type of people that like it could be up for half a millisecond and everyone has already screen-chotted up.

Yeah. But as you were talking about it, I'm like, Sorry, I keep touching the back of my head. I literally have a pimple on the back of my head. And it hurts so fucking bad. No, I'm not kidding. I'm going down a lot. That's some light down in your sweat.

No. And you're greasy. Hannah, I know exactly what it's about. You didn't shower enough this week. I literally, I feel like I sweat all weekend and week, like detoxing alcohol and like I would wake up in a like cold sweat. I was like, I think I smell like an actual bar. Well, I do have to say, if you're on the Patreon, you'll be able to see page doing that and a huge mountain. You know those deep pimples you're on the Patreon, you'll be able to see Paige doing that and a huge mountain.

You know those deep pimples is growing on my forehead. I, this is for me. This works for me. I just literally take my sensitine toothpaste and pile it on. I'm about to do it after this. You just sensitine. What do you have dentures? The fuck? He has deserts. He's 45. You have to start using sense of time, bitch.

Dude, what the fuck? Oh, also, I don't mean to be gross. Like, but I, I really love him. He texted me when he left to go do a set today and the Sydney goes, Hey, tonight I'll bring back food and we can watch Mare of Eastown. Dude, how have we not talked about Mare of Eastown? I haven't started it, but he just planned it for us. Oh my god. You're gonna let it sit by show ever.

It's amazing. Yeah, I watched the whole thing. I'm already got up. Yeah, we finished the season's over. We're waiting for season two. We who's we? America? We're done with it.

We've literally watched it. We've watched it. It's amazing. I thought they were saying mayor of Easttown. It's not. It's mayor. I love Kate Winslet. It's amazing.

Wait, so we have current girl crushes on Cruella and Kate Winslet today. Dude, Cruella, I actually might watch Cruella again tonight. Like, it's such a good... Who is that? One of my girlfriends who wants to come and lay on my roof because if you're a New York City, the U.V. index is nine. Now you have to deal with the things of like, are they my real friend? Are they using me for my roof?

This is a new probably and she texted me the night before last night. She was pretty. Can I come on your roof tomorrow? And I was like, are you my real friend? You want to hang out with me or you want to get tan on my roof? You like, do you want to talk about how about any therapy? Or do you just want to get a UV index? I don't blame her.

When the UV index is over seven, there's nothing I won't do. I just can't prove I'm tan or than you right now. No, I know. I'm literally about to go do a spray tan, because I'm tan. OK, continue. OK, next. Meghan Markle gave birth to her second child. She had a baby girl.

She named it Lily. Well, it's short in the Lily, but it's Lily Bet. Lily Bet? Lily Bet. I don't know. Sounds like some fucking British thing. Sounds literally like a biscuit brand. But I guess that's like a nickname for the queen.

And so it's like to her, and then her middle name is Diana, but they'll call her Lily. And I think that's cute. I love that. I think I love that. I love that. And like I feel like everyone knows my stance on Meghan Markle now. Like I went back and forth a lot. But after watching her Oprah interview,

I like didn't really care about anything she said. I really only cared about Harry. And if someone fucked with my mom, I would burn the castle down. Yeah. So I support them. Burn it. Burn it. We don't need it. I'm interested to see how they're going to evolve over time now that they're in America. I'm very interested. I'm very interested. You know what I'm also I think about a lot. What What? All of the celebrities that we keep up with, like... The Kardashians, J-Lo, like all of these people that have kids that are starting to get older. Like, what is it going to be like when they're like the age of fame?

Like, will our kids be like Mason Dysek is like the coolest and so hot. I'm like we knew him when he was born. I watched him be born. I think about that all the time. Like imagine coming out of the vagina and immediately having the world's attention on you. No.

No. No. No. But also it is hard to have celebrity parents like you'll even see now like There's the ones who are great and they have their own talents and they do well and then there's the ones like Okay, you're gonna help me through this the guy who played Tom Hanks is son Chet Hanks. Yes. He's very controversial Yeah, he's not okay Yes, he's very controversial. Yeah, he's not okay

But we haven't like I haven't like read enough about him But like I have two sons he's one that's like a black dirt guys That's not who's wrapping in a Jamaican accent for no reason. How did we get on this? Anyway, okay, my gonna mark a lot of baby famous people of kids. They'll be famous cool next let's just Travis Travis Barker. Wow Travis Scott and Travis Barker. I don't know if I could like Yeah, it's too much and Courtney were seeing like spotted and just Massive pdi and that's like not really a front page new story that's like whatever but I want it

I was curious on your opinions on pda Okay, so I actually Really like pda okay, like I'm a pda kind of girl And I find a lot of guys are like not into pda, but it's how you do it Yeah, like I think there's something so hot about like being in a public place But not being front front of your friends. I like being in public with people who don't know me and being able to be on the street and just be in front

of all these people, kiss me. Or put your hand around me. But when I'm with friends, I would never tunk us. Oh god, unless we're inebriated. Then there was so funny. Obviously, Desi and I had our ups and downs with showing affection in public on TV. And we did the show.

And at the end, we do a low Q&A, and I brought him out. And the crowd starts chanting, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Like, were there parents? Like, they want to see us kiss. Like, you know, when you're like a kid, and you're like, one day, no. Imagine having a boyfriend and 350 people yelling to kiss.

And then we kissed like parents. Like we were like, yeah, it's too much. Dude, one of my biggest fears is literally being at a professional sporting event and being on the kiss cam. It's honestly, I think about it all the time. Every time a jumbo tron comes on, you would think, as a narcissist, I would wanna be on it.

No, I don't wanna be ever be on a jumbo tron comes on, you would think, as a narcissist, I would want to be on it. No, I don't want to ever be on a jumbo tron. It terrifies me. See, if that happened to me, doesn't it? I would do that thing where I jump on him. We have crazy fake, long gross thing. We do that for fun. No, I can't. I literally duck down, and I know they're scanning the crowd.

I don't want to be picked for this. But also when I'm at a party with a guy who I'm with, I actually like giving them space. Like I like to see the girls going up to them. I never want to be that like, he's mine. Like I like, it turns me on to know other girls want to talk to him. Hannah don't even get me started.

I was at a party. And like it just comes back to like, you know when a girl is into like the guy you're with and I'm just like bitch smell it I am right here I'm standing right here and I'm just like I know that you know that I know that I know that you know that you know we know we all know what's going on so you can be as nice as you want to me. And I'm gonna be nice back, but just know that I know. Okay?

So that's the baseline. Come here, come here. I know. And I'm like, and I got it. Okay, finish the sentence. Finish the sentence. I, I fucking know. I know.

And then they do that look at you where they're like laughing at whatever he said. Yeah. We both look at each other while you're laughing at something you said and you're both like, yeah, I should have shot the feed. Shut up. Okay, shut up. Um, we how did we even get to this? I had a high-end party. I was saying how taught when other girls like think you're dude is hot.

It's hot. Yeah. And I have like, of course. I feel like being all over a guy at a party is, it's, it's not too much. I like to be at a party, be almost like, oh, if you want my affection, you can come to me, but then you leave the party after all that tension of watching each other's,

and then you're all over each other when you get home. I want you to miss me at the party. I want there to be a point at the party where you're like, where is Paige? I have not seen her all night. She's literally been around talking to everyone. Where is she? Then come over to me, hug me from behind, kiss me, and be like, let's fucking go, babe. Whenever I get drunk, like, does doesn't drink and I got drunk on New Year's and we have been quarantined together for months.

And we go out to his neighbors, like two people. for months and we go out to his neighbors, like two people. Like he was talking to the guy I was talking to the woman. I get drunk with her, we get home. And the first thing I do is act like I don't know him, like it's hot, where I'm like, you're fucking cute. I'm like, who are you? Like I love acting like I just love him. I love that.

But then I got too drunk and he was like, I have to go to the bathroom. And apparently I go, I'm socializing the dog. Because we had a dog that didn't like people. And I picked up the dog, put it on my chest, and fell asleep at 11 p.m. And he thought he was getting laid. Hannah.

It's fine. That makes me feel sad for him. No, he survived. He was tired anyway. He's 45. It makes me feel bad, it's sad for him. No, he survived. He was tired anyway, he's 45. It was past his bedtime. And like at the party, were you having PDA or no? Oh no, but I barely talked to him at the party. Yeah, I love that.

You almost like refall in love when you're at a party and you see them like, oh, was this like, what he was like before he knew me? I also like, like sneaky PDA. Like I was at dinner and I went, and I was with a guy and I went to the bathroom. And when I came, we were sitting on the same side. Like we were on, we were like with other people,

so we were sitting next to each other. And I came back from the bathroom and like just under the table just like grabbed my leg, like kind of like, oh, like you're back. And I was just like, mm, I'll have your children. Like I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. And like in that back and I was just like I'll have your children like I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant and like in that moment. I was like damn the bar is so Fucking low. I literally just got excited cuz this dude Fucking know because when they don't you notice too. Yeah, I'm like okay So he doesn't like me. He's not a fraction and he doesn't think I'm like okay so he doesn't like me he's not a faction and he

does something I'm pretty you run through everything I'm like does he not think I'm hot. He doesn't like you're like oh he hates me. Yeah and if there's like a group of people and he like grabs my waist I'm like you're in love with me. But like he doesn't then I'm like I want to wrap up with the cutest thing that I realized about people are like you say when you know you know what is that even mean, I figured it out. What, tell me, please. Do you know when you're brainstorming,

like when we're picking out merch, and we're throwing ideas around, and like some ideas are good, you're like, I could pull that idea off, that's okay. But then the idea, that's like really fucking good hits and you just know that's the one. good hits and you just know that's the one. Yeah, and you just have that feeling you don't even like second-gast it and you're like

no, we have to make that one. Like that's a winner. That's how it feels. That's how it feels. Like you know like we like that green like a pull off that green. Yeah, it's okay. I'm not going to be mad going to sleep tonight. Like when I sent that email on at 5 a.m. on a Friday and I was like sorry you write? But I need the sweatshirt made for the gigglers immediately.

So that's just like how it feels when you know. Wow. Okay, well, I'll let you know. Let me know, have your people call my people. I will. I am sweating. No, I am not. I'm sweating.

It's like 95 out. I also have to pee so bad, no I have to pee so bad. We have to be tan on a rooftop. But I love you. I love you. I'll talk to you later, Greglers. Bye. Thanks for giggling with us.

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