Giggly Squad - Giggling about the Jonas Brothers, phone scams, and getting into clubs

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

Hannah spills on what it was really like to meet the Jonas Brothers and Paige realizes something about her dating history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning, Gigglers. It is 10 a.m. on a Tuesday, and it's proof that people can do hard things. You know what? People always give us so much shit. Like we're always in the bed. We're so lazy, whatever. But I'd like to think that we started the country moving forward in terms of like only four days a week in an office. I feel like that is the biggest pyramid scheme of our culture. I think if we're gonna get into history in the 80s,

it was like cool. I feel like we're making money, we're gonna work, and then we realize like, holy shit, our whole lives should not be sitting in an office for the man's. Right, and let's be honest, them saying like, you don't have to come in every day, is them saying you can be in the bed. It just doesn't sound professional.

Yeah, and when they're like, oh, you have unlimited vacation days and like that means I have no vacation days because every time I take it, they're like, oh, you have unlimited vacation days and like that means I have no vacation days because every time I take it, they're like, oh, you're taking it, interesting. Yeah, it's fucked up. And basically, if you can find a way, you wanna work, obviously. But you wanna find a way to do what you love.

Right. Oprah. Okay, Jesus did say, she had an interview on TikTok where they asked Oh, percent TikTok. I think it was just a clip. Okay. Oh, we're never like actually post. She's busy. Oh, we're doing the TikTok when it's like that branch and someone says, can I be mean for a second? Oh, we're with Bridges on TikTok. Oprah's like the new co-host of BFFs.

I would love to see her make a change into like Gen Z. I wonder what her TikTok brand would be. Right. She's just making fun of her husband on TikTok being like Men or Trash. Yeah, she's the queen of Decentering Men. She never even married that man. Really? And I think so. Good for her. He's so chasing her every day. She's like, who are you in my home? Who gave you the key? But anyway, someone was like, you've interviewed some of those successful

people in the world. Yeah. What do they all have in common? And she goes, they all know exactly what they want. Wow. Because I thought she was going to say, like, oh, they all wake up with 5am. Yeah. They all, you know, meditate for 10 at 5 a.m. Err. Yeah. They all, you know, meditate for 10 hours a day. Err. There's so many people that work hard, but they don't actually know what they want. And they were like,

What they're working toward. They remind me of us. Yeah. Like, you've always been very specific about what you want. Yeah. And is the universe gonna give you that exactly? No. But it's gonna get you towards that.

Yes. And sometimes it's better than what you thought you wanted. And then you have the choices of like, which door to go through. Exactly. We're all just feathers in towards that. Yes. And sometimes it's better than what you thought you wanted. And then you have the choices of like, which door to go through. Exactly. We're all just feathers in the wind. Yeah. Look at us having a deep morning.

I've always wanted to be a sleepy baby. So I'm not supposed to have a sleepy baby. Everyone gets so mad at me at summer house. They're like, she doesn't get out of the bed. She's always sleeping. I'm like, I've managed. But I have to tell you, like, people are choosing to show you in bed. Like, you're clearly, like, someone made a lot of decision to be like, let's put a clip here of Paige and Beth.

But everyone is in bed in that show at some point. The editor that made Gina Boy crazy also made me sleeping. But that's what it is. So like, she's in the bed, throw that three-second clip in there, so she gets some heat. Oh my God. Well, I feel like we have a lot today. We have a lot to discuss. We're basically in the Jonas family. I'm a job, bro.

Yeah. Are you a Jonas brother fan? I'm not not a Jonas brothers fan. I am a fan. I did not know that they were back together, but I feel like I missed. I was at the age where we missed camp rock. Yes, we were little old friends.

But we knew what was going on. I wasn't ever like, Joe Jonas is the hottest man on earth. I will say one time I saw Joe Jonas at a club in Miami and I did get like, oh my God. Your kids would have the most amazing eyebrows. They'd be very hairy. What was he doing at the club? Just clubbing, you know, doing like what you do

at the club business. This was like years ago. This was like almost 10 years ago. So yeah, I was like you where I wasn't like a crazy Jones Brothers fan, but like I appreciate the art form. I did watch the documentary on the Jones Brothers. Yeah, I do. And they had basically like a couple TikTokers

that were gonna collab with them to promote this new song, Waffle House, which is actually a really good song coming out. And you basically, they're in a room, and we're all like standing outside of the room, we're nervous. And Nick, you can miss them. Yes, put them in your pocket.

Yeah, look up, and he's walking back from the bathroom. And I'm just standing in the line, and he looks at me, and he puts out like a little this is your that lesbian tick talker. I guess my friend Ashley Gavin, who is a lesbian tick talker, messaged me and goes, I think he was talking about me and you guys just like made this about you. I'm like, not the first time.

If I had a nickel, if I had a nickel, where we took something that was not about us, and we were like, how can I paper mache this into it being a meme? Oh my shit! It's like what I studied in college. So Nick fist bumps me. OK.

I guess because he had just watched his hands, which was super polite of him. And I think I grabbed it. I awkward-dirtled it. I was like like that feels right You're like do you have to be fronty? I didn't know what this conspiracy. It's so recently. I was googly. I was messaging about it But he was like so chill. I always feel like there's so many levels I was celebrity like people will recognize me on the street right and then like I'm that person on the street

Recognizing him right and you're like how do I act what I do with my hands? I got nervous I think I said, I said something like, see in there. I always go too far. Like I never... Something like a dad. I was like, Mr. John is can't wait. Like something stupid. I did like finger guns. I was like, yeah! So I walk in and I'm like, it's awkward because they're doing whatever content you want. So they're kind of standing there and this is a team of 10 people. Okay. Make sure you don't do anything stupid. And obviously my content is stupid. So I'm like, how are we gonna pull this off?

But I'm like, okay guys, I'm gonna ask you some questions. And I was nervous. I was nervous. Yeah. Because they give you like five minutes and like- I would be worried if you weren't nervous. True. And I was like, I could fuck this whole thing up

and not have any content. And they'll never ask me to do anything again. And they'll never put me near an important person. I will be blacklisted from the Jones Brothers. But I need a banter and I need to get something good. So I was like, do you guys like sweet or savory for breakfast? Like easy question. They said no to all my questions about blue balls and stuff.

They were like, just ask them about fucking breakfast. Okay. Oh, so you had to be like a little wholesome. I was wholesome. But you knew that I had to be able to like, find something in there. But that's when bad things can happen. So I ask Kevin and he's like,

I only eat savory, and then I ask Nick, and he's like, I only eat savory. And I'm like, guys, it's not like not manly to not eat something sweet, and Nick goes, life diabetes. And my heart went into my pudthole and everyone there was an other moment where people were like this just go you were like not again I'm so

happy you're not pregnant but this is a close second. I feel somebody's like I knew that he had diabetes but he does the commercial that are iconic. You're like wait a second do you have a hook up for O's on pic? I think I do have a few friends. You did you ask him his take on O's on pic? I would never have let me, but I started dying laughing.

And I think because I laughed, they all laughed. Yeah. Because you could, I could have turned an interview wrong. Right. You could have gotten nervous. I'm like, oh my God, sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah, so I just have laughing. And I was like, what do you have again in an interview wrong. Right, you could have gotten nervous. And then like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, so I just kept laughing. And I was like, what do you have again, sugar? Yeah. And he kind of was laughing. So it's kind of those awkward moments, like I bring people together. Yeah. And then people were messaging me.

They were like growing up, apparently, when Nick came out and said he had diabetes, like all the girl he's thought he was dying. Like everyone was like, no! Like no one really knew what diabetes was. Like when you're eight, you don't know what diabetes is, but it sounds fucking serious. I'm 30 and I still don't know the difference

between type one. Like if I tell you I don't have diabetes, you'd be like, how long do we have? How many more episodes do we do? Type one, type two, I have no idea. Yeah, he was like type one. And then Joe kept like kind of Hugh granting me. Okay.

Did you say that to him? Cause that's funny. He wasn't Hugh granting me, but he was trying to kind of Hugh granting me. Okay. Did you say that to him? Because that's funny. He wasn't Hugh granting me, but he was trying to be funny with me. You know, like, other guys were like, ah, I shouldn't make me laugh. And he was kind of like, I'm funny on TikTok too. Yeah.

He is funny on TikTok. Very funny. Yeah. I kept asking him, like, who wakes up the earliest, who takes the longest to get ready, and he kept being like, well, we're adults. We don't live together. First I was like, that's a good point, ha ha.

And they said it again. And then I was like, okay, you're getting, we don't live together. At first I was like, that's a good point, ha ha. And they said it again. And then I was like, okay, you're getting so defensive about being an adult. I'm starting to think you're an actual baby. And then he quickly responds, it goes, yeah, I'm three babies holding up a man right now. And I was like, I'm obsessed with you. Oh my God.

So we were full band-trying. They after this content stuff, it said they were mingling for an hour with all these like influencers that came to watch their performance. And I was like mingling for an hour. What the fuck are they getting paid for this? But they come out and they literally do like one walk around for two minutes. But I had forgotten to get a selfie because I was so nervous. Yes.

And I had just made fun of next diabetes. So I find nicks like walk like walking by and I was like, Nick's, sorry about the diabetes. And he started laughing and he's like, no, it's cool, you got to laugh about it. And I was like, can I get a picture? And you know me, I never asked pictures. Yeah, yeah.

But I got the photo. And then you texted me and you were like, I was so proud of you. And I was like, it was all for Paige. We were afraid of you. We were afraid of you. So the Jonas Brothers are cool. They're honestly the middle of it. We were in the middle of it. We were in the middle of it. We were in the middle of it. We were in the middle of it.

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We were in the middle of it. We were in the middle of it. We were in the middle of it. We were in the middle of it. We were in the middle of it that are bullying you, so hopefully, your ego is gonna get out of control. Nobody is more honest than a sibling. Like if you truly wanna know about yourself, you can ask your sibling. My brother says that my entire career and my, an ounce of humor is because he bullied me

my whole childhood. And that I should be paying him a monthly fee because I am who I am because of him. He's gonna dane cookie out. He's gonna dane click the shit out of me. Hey woke up, nothing's in my savings account and Gary's loving to mention so you do the fucking man. Gary's smoking is the garden of pool just being like, I love giggly squad.

Sometimes Gary will randomly send me cars and I'll be like, it'd be sick if he bought that right now for me. I'm like, what? Oh my God. Wait, so you weren't trolling us the last weekend? Yes, this past weekend. And nothing happened. I was trying to think of something coming along.

How's the pool? Everything's great. How was it coming along? How's the pool? Everything's great, but the best thing was we had to go, Craig had to do something in Connecticut for like work or whatever, so we had gone just for the night and stayed in the hotel, whatever, and it was fun. So I get this text, so he leaves early in the morning to like go do whatever and then I'm going to take an Uber back to New York City. So I get this text message from this girl being like, oh my god, let me see if I can pull it up.

Pull up the receipt. Okay, we text it for like a while. Girl, Kevin, she did on me with Annie. I just went through his phone and they're flirting back and forth. And I said, I think you have the wrong number but I'll legit kill Annie. Then she goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I typed her new number and wrong and forgot to delete the wrong one out.

But yeah, I'm gonna confront her. My friends birthday dinner. Maybe I don't know what to do. I said, oh my God, I'm so invested. Is Annie your friend and also Kevin can suck a dick? She goes, Annie is a friend. Annie is a friend. Annie is a co.

That me and my girlfriends met at a bar two years ago. I introduced my friends to her at dinner. Then she lost her phone and needed help finding it, but mine was dead, so I used my boyfriend's phone to call her phone multiple times. I don't know if that's when they started talking or when or what, but they planned to meet up with each other in text. I was rushing to work so he has no idea that I even know

and saw his phone. So that's a lot to unpack. I said, oh my God, I feel like you have to confront him and give her the silent treatment. She said, sorry, I'm responding late, just working. So she's a politician to person she doesn't know. But he just moved into my house a month ago, this is tough. I said, I'm so sorry. She said, you're so kind.

I appreciate you, stranger. Hopefully your day is better than mine. So whatever, I go about my day. This was literally the girl's bathroom through text messages. I go about my day. A couple days later, I'm laying in bed in Minterlston. I get another text message like that from a different number, being like, oh my god, so and so cheated on, so and so they saw her out on a date with him blah, blah, blah. And I was like, there's no way I'm getting another text message.

So then, so I tell Craig and he's like, yeah, you're getting scammed. Like stop responding to these people. So I start googling it and it is a scam. But like no one was, I think the first girl was legit. And then I think the second girl was legit. So I'm like googling all this stuff and I like Google myself to see if you can like find my cell phone number. Anything I found on myself was wrong.

Yeah. So I was like, I don't get whatever. But the Gen Z's, I guess, are there's like some app where you can like find someone's number, like try and text someone, whatever. The worst part about it was I felt so old. I was like, oh my god. I feel like you're getting like question to a laptop. Yeah. I felt like a, I felt like Genshaws, like, you know what I feel? She's gamed. This is karma for when you were texting me the words from Miranda Priestly from the

tic-tac thing and I kept being like, are you okay and you just kept going? Yes. It's karma from like prank phone calling people in high school. Which reminds me of, so I texted you a list of like 10 men's names and you responded okay. So I didn't process that I had been texting around person. So I kept texting man's name. Des was looking for people to, for comedians to feature for him for a show. Okay. So I must have been texting you and then texted me six men's first and last name. So you go, I did not sleep with these men and I was like, did Des just write that for me, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, I go to type in your name to text you on my phone, well, now I have your conversation

pinned. But I used to type in. No, thank you. Being birds, I know. People don't talk about whose conversations are pinned. I didn't even know you could pin and now I feel old. It's basically my space top eight, but like only you know. Oh, my God, I pin all my like, like, Giggly squad is pinned with grace, your pinned. Wait, I didn't you know. Oh my god, I pin all my like, like Giggly squad is pinned with grace, your pin.

Wait, I didn't even know. My family, my agents. Wait, so people are texting people who are celebrities, like gossip, because they know the certain celebrities want the gossip and then like, you know, they're having a conversation. I think maybe I was the only person that they did with like gossip like that

because they were like like this bitch is gonna What's the point of the prank? I don't know I responded to one person she was like so sorry for this And I was like I love the tea. I'm so bored. Give me all of it. I don't care if it's a scam I want to see anyone was like sending me a link like like this link But then just tell me your social security number and I'll tell you who even cheated on me with But then Craig got one the other night and he was like, you are getting scammed don't like open these.

Wow. And I was like, come on. That's like really smart next level pranking of Gen Z's. But I don't understand the point of it. Me either, because I had a good time. Yeah, I hear like, can you still send you? I had fun. You're like, okay, I know it's a scam,

but what happened with Kevin? I'm fully invested. Like, then also it's my turn. So when was trying to like, oh, let's get's a scam, but what happened with Kevin? I'm fully invested. Like, it also is. So, someone was trying to like, oh, let's get paid to the store of a cell phone number, which like, nothing fun is happening. You could text me and say, hey, I found your number, and I just wanted to say, hey, and I did say, hey, back. You don't have to scam me.

Also it's hard to scam me because I don't pick up any phone numbers, even if I know who it is. And. Oh, if these people called me, I'd have zero up any phone numbers even if I know who it is. And- Oh, if these people called me, I'd have Zeyer contact with them. Oh, god no. No color ideas, hell no. No, no.

And I'll get that shit sometimes, but she does voice notes. We do voice notes. People don't talk about how voice notes are just podcasting. When the tea is hot, my voice notes. My mom at one point, we'd been voice noting for like two hours and my mom was like just call each other and I was like absolutely no. I don't have time to call her right now. But obviously if

you're doing a voice note you're in a place where you could be on the phone. But like we were both sitting on our couches alone in our apartment. Sometimes it's okay to process it. Yeah, like to like then I like to think how I want to preserve my next thought. Love listening to my own voice back. And like, what is, what is her version? Like, what is she here? Like, oh yeah, that was good. Well, when Paige does ads, she sends me ads and at the end, she always like says buy in a funny way.

And sometimes you like accidentally burp and I'll just like replay it and die laughing and be like, what the cat does. Well, I talked to you. I'm like, okay, this is this ad. And then she'll like fumble and add and she'll get like so annoyed She's like I can't fucking read right now Then you had to spell something out and you couldn't spell it and then you argued with me You're like I did spell right. I'm like bitch you did not spell it right and now I'm trying to

I'm a little dyslexic I'm a lot dyslexic No. I'm a lot dyslexic. I'm a lot dyslexic. No, I'm a lot dyslexic. I feel like he was like mad at us. She was like you didn't have to spell this right? And I wanted to be like, she not only might have diabetes, but she's also dyslexic, and pregnant. How dare you?

Any who. Any who. Oh god, we have so much. So much. I want to talk about Guana. Okay, let's get into it. Guana had done a podcast interview. I forget whose podcast she was on.

This poor guy isn't even getting any. He's supposed to be a doctor. Like they were discussing the regimens that it was like a deer media podcast. Okay. So she does this podcast. He's asking her like all of her health stuff, whatever. And she basically says what she eats in a day.

She wakes up, she drinks coffee, she doesn't eat anything until noon, then she drinks bone broth. That's it. Then at night time, she's paleo, so she eats like vegetables. And so everyone's coming out being like, Gwyneth Paltrow is What is the word? Hungry? Promoting eating disorders Paltrow is starving, but also promoting eating disorders. As in a, okay, if I'm in college and I'm seeing that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't eat, in my head and I'm going to be like,

oh, I'm not going to eat, maybe, but it as someone who's in their 30s knows Gwyneth Paltrow's deal, I'm not listening to that and being like, oh, I think I'll order bone broth today. So like certain people, like we know what their stick is. If you think that they promote unhealthy eating, don't buy anything from Goop. Don't even go near the website. But that is Guanath Paltrow's thing.

She's always been like that. And the bone broth is like $500. It's bone. No, literally. It's a small And the bone broth is like $500. It's bone literally. It's a small baby's bone broth. Like, this is an elite. It's baby. Some Disney's books.

You're going to even get her bone broth if you want. It's both an army hammer with a lot of the half again. If your name is Gwyneth, obviously, you just see vegetables. No one name Gwyneth has Shake Shack for lunch. My thing was, I don't even know the fuck Paley of it. Like, I heard it and I was like, I have no idea what that would consist of. I guess it's how people ate like when the dinosaurs were around.

Is that? That's a Paley, Paley, no, we're thinking of like, a paleontologist, is that like something? That might be something. Honestly, we're stupid. We're thinking of our biology. If your diet is that complicated that I don't know what it means, you're hungry.

You're hungry. But the selective outrage is so interesting to me because I was talking to this girl, Ella Halikas. She's this amazing plus eyes model about how we're allowing heroin chic to be a thing. I'm like, what is the outrage for like, lamerizing heroin, which ruins lives, putting chic next to it. But the fashion industry decides what they're not at and what gets canceled versus what does it. But like, heroin chic should not come out of anyone's mouth I'm not gonna say it anymore

Gwyneth is too Bitchy to get canceled true Well, well Gwyneth is like if you don't know what paleo is I don't want you as a fan right She also doesn't want Gen Z. No, a Gen Z girls don't want to look like Gwyneth Gwyneth doesn't want to look like the Gen Z girls. No, she caders to forties and fifties Yes women who were just like so rich and so bored, the only thing they worry about is what they put in their body. It's also different generations have different trauma.

True. You can't now go, the 20 year olds can't go to 50 year olds and be like, you've done everything all wrong. Yeah. Yes, they've done certain things wrong. She was making cheat. She was making cheat. She's in a different time.

She's the queen of the almond months when we canceled people that are dead I think it's the funniest thing ever like I love it I hope that when I do die the day after I'm canceled I think I'm gonna be a Picasso like I'm gonna have a below average career and then when I die people are gonna be like she was a genius Everything she said was amazing gonna be like she was a genius. Everything she said was amazing. Look at that fart joke. She's like, I can't. I can't. But it's funny how you have to people die and times change, contextually things change. Anyway. What else is going on in front page news? Oh my gosh. Okay, did you see the Diplo and Marata.

So job thing. So crazy. I do, at first I was like, Marata has a podcast, like I didn't feel a lot about it, but then I feel like she's getting her friends to talk more than they would on an average pod, which is fun for me.

Like they feel more comfortable with her. Cause you can be like, oh, take that part out or whatever. Like they open up. Kind of like the Rikhil time-send of all thing because I had to bring it up. I was not surprised. Not surprised at all. I was like, now I actually feel more comfortable with Diplo.

Like that makes sense. I do think him saying it's not, he basically said yes, I've gotten blow jobs from guys. But I'm not gay. But I'm not gay because I haven't made eye contact with them when they were doing it. Well, in that case, I'm a virgin. Like, don't look me directly in the eye either. I was about to say, I don't know if I've ever made eye contact with anyone. I've done nothing sexual if that's, if that's what the rule is.

Out of here holding eye contact during BJs. Remember, like, there was a time in your early 20s when people would have a list on their phone of who they've slept with or whatever. And you'd be in conversation with your girlfriend, you're like, but that one didn't really count. It was like, okay, yeah, take a moment. It was like half a, I was like,

he was even hard. He was like, I'm like, he did so many drugs at night, and I feel it. Like, he's like, it's dick was small and they were like too pumped. Yeah, so that doesn't count.

So you take them off the list and you forget about them forever. That is so funny. That I feel like is what, like, it's like why I didn't look at this. What was the response from people? Because I didn't really see. I think people just were laughing. I think people were just like surprised that he admitted it.

Yeah. But here's the other thing that I, oh my God, Craig always like, is so confused by me. But I think that every man I've ever met is gay. I genuinely think that, like, I could tell you off the top of my head how many gay men I've definitely had sex with, because I do think.

I know one first. I should know I've never had sex with him, but I know for sure. for sure I do think some girls are more app to be attracted to guys who are on the low by yes and then I'm into very masculine men who also when you're so masculine it can turn gay they can turn gay so if so facto everyone is gay I also think that sexuality is such a spectra. And it's just more like it's okay for girls to say, oh, we watch girl on Girl Porn or,

oh, like I've made out with a girl in college or whatever, and that's totally fine. But if a guy says it, there's so much scrutiny. It's so much scrutiny. That's what it made me think of how like girls, like a lot of celebrities like I kiss the girl and I liked it. And everyone's like much scrutiny. It's so much scrutiny. That's what it made me think of how girls, like a lot of celebrities, like I kiss the girl and I liked it. And everyone's like, hot.

She's more interesting now. But you're not considered a lesbian. No. You might be. Because you are those bad guys. But you're not immediately like Hannah's a lesbian. And I feel like so many girls have dabbled with girls because it's less like down upon.

And I feel like guys are still dabbling with guys, but they're doing it in such a long time. They're doing it on the low, low, and straight girls. We have no idea how in depth it is, but I feel like the more guys are getting blow jobs from each other, the less pressure it gives girls. Yeah, to give them.

I do think too that when guys don't aren't having sex, they get pent up and angry and they become in-cells. You know, in-cell stands for is. Was Patrick? I love it. So in-in-voluntarily. So there would be fewer in-cells if they would all just fuck each other. Yes.

Wow, this podcast has taken a lot of turns. It's taken a lot of turns, but I'm just as for the men. Just as for the men. Just as for the men. In this particular situation, like if you want, look, I'm always two drinks away from asking every man if they're gay. And I have done it on multiple occasions to boyfriends, to just friends, because if you all

know you're with the guy, you've asked if he's gay. Yes. Have you recovered from that? I don't. You just pretend it didn't happen. No, not at all. I'll wake up the next morning, be like, that question I asked you, you never answered. No, because I deep down, I feel like if I'm with someone and he is gay, I want him to feel like I'm the safest space.

But also, like, you can be. If he's not gay, what if he can't move on from thinking that you think he's gay? If you fell in love with the man, I found out that he'd hooked up with men in the past. Yes. But he's so attracted to you. Yes. How would you move forward? It would definitely be a conversation.

Yes. I would have so many questions. I would, I would want, I would be gay. You want to understand how it's mine works. Yes, and you want, I would be one person. I would say that was my works. Yes, and you want to be with someone who's always fully being themselves. True. So if that's a part of their life, I want to know that it was a part of their life. You're not going to have three sums.

Right, like that also opens up a whole new door. But I just feel- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it in- No, put it- No, put it in- No, put it I just feel bad if there's men out there that are either a hundred percent gay or maybe bisexual, but they feel like they can't say anything. Yeah. I would want them to see me as a safe space. Growing up, all the gays love you.

I feel like I love the gays. Yeah, I love the gays. I care about the gays and the girls and that's it. So I feel like sometimes the gays look at me and they go, yeah. But the gays can be choachmento. The gays and I, we have like a spicy like look at me and they go, ew. The gaze can reach out to my jaw. The gaze and I, we have a spicy, Chris Olson and I. He loves me, but he would love you

because he's a queen where he loves me because he's a dirty rat who makes me laugh. Yes. And I've accepted that. But also I have that once you're really in love with someone and you find out stuff about them, I feel like it's so much more accepting. So much more accepting.

And you're like, it changes your perspective of what you can love. Right. And think about like any time you're in a relationship where obviously you get into a relationship you're attracted to that person, but then they do certain things that make them hotter. And you fall in love with their spirit and their soul. Right. What is that sexual, pansexual? It means you're just in love with people's souls.

Yeah. I'm not with my cat. I'm in love with myself. No, but I, yeah, I just, I feel bad that people like can't be themselves, you know, you want them to be themselves. And I love that Diplo said that because there's so many guys that are obsessed with Diplo. And he's so hot. But I also feel like that means that he's like open in his sexuality,

which is even like hotter. It is never hot when a guy's homophobic. Like it's just not hot ever. And I know. Well guys are homophobic. I'm like, you're gay. The guys that are homophobic are gay though. Yeah.

Like that's a fact. That's a fact. I've had a gay man in every stage of my life. Like that has been a close friend. Your right or die. Yeah. Even I can think back even to like third grade and then growing up and men come to school.

You're gay, I can. In high school, I'm like, I knew the eye would just, I want to be big in the lesbian community. I've always connected with lesbians like a little more. Isn't it funny how some like gay men say that they don't get along with lesbians like a little more funny how some like gay men say that they don't get along with lesbians because if you think about it they really do have nothing in common. Nothing in common but and except I do think that they have similar trauma of not being accepted in like a straight community always but gay people are always I'm mass generalizing but

they're so funny because they have to laugh at like the shit that they've been through. Yeah. Is this a queer podcast now? I think it is. Okay cool and we're allies. We are allies. but they're so funny because they have to laugh at like the shit that they've been through. Yeah. Is this a queer podcast now? I think it is. Okay, cool. And we're allies. We are allies. Also, New York City is running around

with closeted gay men and I've hooked up with half of them for sure. Well, so you're speaking from like, journalistic experience. There you've been on the streets. No, I've been in the weeds, in the fields, doing the work. In like a storm in like a storm like reporting live from our litter there.

I'm so pumped. So I'm like, I don't think you like it. You can tell me why do you think you're more prone? Oh, why am I prone to sleeping with gay men? Is it because you like good style? I don't know if I've actually slept with gay men, but I could presume there was a one time this is going to get a little bit

intense mom turned this one off. I was in my early 20s and I was hooking up with this guy and I loved him. Like I loved everything about him. He was the worst. Wait I know what you're gonna say. And one time we slept together and I was on my stomach okay and so this man could not see my face at all. There was no even a side profile. Like I'm facing this. No, I can't see. No, I can't. I don't. Like I'm gonna turn back.

Not even us. Look back at it. Look back. Nope. No. This man proceeds to also put a pillow over my body. Like my whole body's covered. So I'm in the sheets and I'm like,

can you breathe? No, and like there's something about it. It's just not right. Something's going on. Next day, I'm telling one of my girlfriends and she's like, he couldn't look at you, not even the back of your head. Like, does he hate you?

And then we're like, he's gay. Like, he's gay. And anytime any man has ever broken up with me or called it off, I've told my mom. And she's like, Paige, she's gay, like he's gay. And anytime any man is ever broken up with me or called it off, I've told my mom and she's like, page, this is the combination from every guy breaking up with you and you guys to the men who cannot make, I even see your face during sex. Not even a part of my body.

You told me like he only did doggie. Only. Yep. The other day Craig said something to me about being hairy. What are you saying? Like he was like, you are like a very hairy little girl. Like because I hadn't shaved my legs in like three days. Craig, what be it?

You couldn't pay Craig to date me for a day. Craig, you know, he was throwing it as if it was on the house, it was on fire. The house on fire. I hadn't shaved my legs in like two days, but I do shave it every day. It does is so accepting of me, but there's a patch under my butt.

Yeah, it's not my vagina area, it's not my butt, it's the legs connect. You know where it is, you've probably seen it. I think I had you do it for me before. I think I have a big butt, I can't see right below my butt, and I don't care to see it. Yeah, you can't get back.

If you don't see it, it doesn't matter. Because I don't feel about the back of my hand. But I can't see it, I know what to do. I can't lay in these bad butt and I don't care to see it. Yeah, you can't get back if you don't see it doesn't matter That's how I feel about the back of my hand, but I can't see I can't lay it on these bad boys like it They're curling okay, and does like so accepting of me But at one point he was like what happened to the laser appointments you were doing And I was like so much admin. I'm traveling a lot and it kind of hurt and they hit my perennium ones and it like In my asshole came out my mouth. I decided not to go back there anymore. That shit was in the deal. I said they're studying me.

But then he doesn't get it because he's Irish and this man is the smoothest game. Like barely any hair. Craig is like Dutch. They come out with no hair. Speaking of hair, did you see Emrata cut her hair? Did she? Or was it a wig?

I think it was a wig. OK, because it got me thinking. I knew. I fucking knew. I know we were thinking that you would look really good with a pixie cut. OK, it's so funny because when I did see it, I was like, oh my god, she looks so good.

It's so chic. And then I was like, I feel like one day I will have a pixie. I want Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn has like a little wave in the front and short hair and like a little ballerina outfit. That's what I'm envisioning for you. But here's the thing, I feel like that hairstyle I will have, but not until I'm like in my 40s.

Yeah. My mom used to have that hair. Yeah, my mom shaved her head when she was pregnant, like full GI Jane triggering, but she was a badass. Oh wait, why? She said it was like, you're so hot. It was hot in the summer.

She's walking around and she's wearing those cute floral, floral max. She just shaved her head so fucking cool. Wait, I need to see a picture. I'll show you, but I really don't think, I don't have the jawline to pull it off. I don't think I could do it. Shave your head. to pull it off. I don't think I could do it. Chave your head.

Yeah. I mean, I don't think I could do it either, but like- Also like Wigs, I'd have to brush them every day. Yeah, like, you know, my Wigs would be like, you'd be like, bam, can we talk for a second? I know your Wigs would be insanity. There's just a huge, like, there's things growing in the back, like a bumblebeen-esque.

For you, I've just been worried because, obviously, I'm obsessed with your brand and it's taking in the back, like a bumblebeen-esque. For you, I've just been worried because obviously I'm obsessed with your brand and it's sneaking over the world, but like, Haley Bieber, better hair. Every bitch is cutting their hair. Chopping it. To be kind of your style and I'm protective of you and I'm like, how do we get ahead of it? I just- I just-

I just- I just- I just- I just gotta say. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm one time you were like, I think I'm gonna go red. Like, no, I'm going red. And then you went, you gaslit us on Instagram.

You're like, am I going red? Then the final result was your same. That's crazy. On bright with your same hair. That's crazy because you're blaming me when I had a full moment where I went, just like I went to the nail salon and said, I want green.

I said, I want red. And she looked at me and she said, oh honey, it's not gonna look good on you. So I actually got... I actually think red would look great on you, except do you have to bleach your whole hair to be red? I'm not sure, but I think I'm gonna dye my hair as something for spring.

I'm gonna show you it right now. I got really inspired by Alice in Williams. Okay. At the Oscars. I do like her. I think I'm gonna dye it like a little bit lighter. by Alice and Williams at the Oscars. I do like her. I think I'm gonna die at like a little bit lighter. Look at you just switching topics.

You get about me knowing that I forget. Tell me you got your... What if you were to do something with your hair, what would it be? I think about this all the time, and I would just regret it, but there is one point in my life I would like to be blonde.

What kind of blonde? Like a proper blonde. You know like when J-Lo and like Kim Kardashian, I like this a lot. This is kind of your tone anyway. Yeah. I just have a reddish undertone, don't be jealous. Yeah. I've a reddish undertone so I always look like I'm bothered by something

So I was afraid of your hot I did put a little too much blush on I was trying to do it. No, I love blush Because we're filming the studio now. Wait, do we not does our generation not do blush? We do but like the Gen Zs know how to do it where like like they put it like on the side like yeah hard with the blush today I love blush I think it makes them all. If I have too much time to get ready, my makeup just becomes more and more insane. Yeah.

Other stuff in from Page News, did you see that law of roach, like stylist who? So you know, I'm not that in on the fashion industry. I'd not know who he was. And now that he's retired, now I'm all upset. I'm like, it's like that guy's funeral. I went to who I didn't know. I was like, I'm all upset. I'm like, it's like that guy's feet are all I went to

who I didn't know. I was like, well, I'm gonna live without him. But now he's on every podcast. But I feel like he wants to tell us something and he's trying to tell us, like I went on Twitter. I'm like, who's he talking about? Cause he basically said he had a final horrible experience. Well, I think it was not to bring it

full circle backs with the Jonas's. But I think he had gotten into a fight with Priyanka because he was styling her and she, and he said something to her like, you're not. The sample size. The sample size. And so I can't do anything. So then she came out and was like,

I felt so awful about myself. I wasn't sample size. So like when girls are walking down the runway and stuff, they're in a size two or smaller. But they do that because models are that size. They're not mass producing it yet. They're not making it for like their stores yet. So they only make one size. Why can't they just make it sample size even a four? That's like so much healthier. Right. And like the girls walking down the runway, like then they could be a size four.

Yeah, like that's just like one sandwich. Gwyneth is like absolutely not. Like skip the brown roth one day a week and you can be a four. This reminds me of like when I interviewed Emily D. D'Dinato on Burning In Hell. She said they made her lose like five pounds before a shoot. And she like didn't eat, got there. She took the photos and then they photoshopped her ways

to be smaller. And she's like, then why the fuck did you make me eat for a week? The modeling industry and the whole thing is so crazy. And also I think people think models get paid so much, unless you're the GGs of the world, you're really not. I want a documentary about the life of a model in New York City, because I don't think unless you live here, you know how rip it. Have you guys ever heard of model apartments?

It's like the women who got shipped from like four places who were scared and young. Some of them are underage. Yeah, they're just living in an apartment like on bunk beds together, paying like $400 rent. There's probably like a Pimp involved. Yeah, basically the agencies. The agencies, and the agencies wanna take a percentage of everything. Because they'll find a girl in a mall,

in Oklahoma City, we're shipping you to New York City, this girl has no idea what's going on there. We're gonna put you in an apartment with a bunch of girls your age, you're gonna be fine. And then you're just in the streets of New York City, then you get hooked up with a promoter. Now he's paying you to come out to the clubs. So any model you see at a club is paid to be there.

Or might not even be paid to be there, just gets her rent free. They don't wanna be there. They don't wanna, but it makes the club look good. It makes you think you're in an exclusive place. Oh my God, there's all these models. And then I'm over here like, it's a whole illusion. That is so crazy.

And I also, I just interviewed this plus size model, Ella Halika, who she went kind of viral because she was at this like after party and then they went to this place in Hollywood. Mm-hmm. And it goes her and her friend are plus size models. The bodyguard straight up was like, you're not allowed in. Yeah. And she was like, you're not allowed in. Yeah. And she was like, I was decked out.

I was at this place with all these other celebrities because we all deserve to be there. And I was like, are you guys fucking kidding me right now? And also she's like, dropped it gorgeous too. I know here, I think I know who you're talking about. Yeah, that's how I first saw her. But then she was telling me how for fashion week, she would walk outside.

And that's where photographers take photos of models. And she'd be with her stylist, and people would take photos of her stylist who happened to be skinny, and her stylist was like, no, no, no, she's the model, but because she's like plus size, they didn't want to take photos of her. Oh, nice.

When she's like, when I was dripping in the best fashion, but because like, walking down the street, it's the question of, are you skinny or are you fashionable? Right, or both. Right. Which can happen. And also, like, door men specifically in New York City.

New York City and LA, that's a whole different breed of person. What kind of person is that? Because I'm not familiar with that scene. Like, I can remember being, like, when I first moved to New York City and like going to clubs and standing there and bouncers looking you up and down and you could be in a group of, I remember this was a shot. Like a horse, you're like, check your guns.

No, literally. They like, look at what heel-hunger. They smell your hair. They're like, fresh. And I can remember being with like four girlfriends and bouncers looking us up and down and then picking two of us to go in and you're just like Wait, what? Well my mom told me about like the studio 54 days back in the day And she has this iconic story where like it was impossible to get it and like you had to be famous

Yeah, and my mom was like gorgeous when she was younger and slower her friends But they were like not famous. There's girls that came to New York City. And she goes, there was this huge line for Suya 54, and we were in these cute dresses, and she was like, we look to each other, and we're like, act like you're fucking famous. And they said they just walked to the front, acting really important and busy and gorgeous,

and the guy just opened the thing and let them in. But it's like, it also, it's all a facade. And also, it's a facade, but it also teaches, it also, it's all a facade. It's a facade, but it also teaches you like about confidence where it's like, if you believe that you're the fucking shit, that goes further than like any outfit, any weight, anything, but yeah, the club scene in New York City is like, excuse me the fuck out.

It's okay, I used to have a girlfriend that like, yeah, she wasn't famous or anything, but the way she would walk up to a club, we'd immediately get in. And I would like to stand behind her. It's an aura. Because I couldn't do that. The thing is over time,

you want to become like friends with them and then they know who you are and it's easier. But it's so stressful, but people like that high, people want to go to a place that's exclusive. But the exclusivity becomes like. They walk in the club and you're like no one know you're like honestly the line was more like like I'm gonna go back in the line everyone's smoking sig having a good time also there's this excitement of like what's

it gonna be like this is this the owner of the club jerking off in the corner. Like, no. Law Roach, you can have. He also said that he had one really bad experience dressing someone for the Grammys or the Vanity Fair after party. And he was like, I just can't do it anymore. Who do we think that is? I don't know, but I think... Someone apparently didn't make the carpet

because something ripped and I think he probably got blamed. Ooh. And we don't know who that is. I think I'm the most upset just because Zendaya, for the past couple of years, has been like killing. Killing and just like such a fashion icon and so weird thing. And he's like, I still love Zendaya. And he's style's heart.

I think she inherently has really great style. So I don't think like anything will change. But a she inherently has really great style, so I don't think anything will change. But a stylist job, they do a lot of stuff. They can make or break someone's status in terms of fashion. For sure. And I do think he's gonna stay in the fashion industry, but my thing is if you're gonna keep going on podcast, breadcrumbing, I'm like, I'm like,

fucking tell the team! You're gonna give us nothing or give us at all. Don't, don't, don't. Go on, I'm rata, I'm like fucking tell the team. You know, give us nothing or give us at all. Don't, don't, don't. Go on Emra, don't give the full team. I think he might have just gone on Emra. Really? Yeah. Okay, I wanted to do some advice if you're down.

I'm down. Because some giga-glairs sent stuff in from before and I was weaving through it to find some of the best questions. What do you do when you see your ex with a new girl on Instagram, but he still reaches out to catch up? Internally laugh and just, oh, what a sad life he lives. Exactly.

There's nothing you don't. You don't need to reach out to the girl, but you also give him nothing. I would just keep making jokes, like your girlfriend's so pretty. Like I would just be like, go talk to your girlfriend. Yeah, leave your girlfriend.

Where's your girlfriend? Yeah. You must have meant to send this to your girlfriend. Yeah. Leave your girlfriend. Where's your girlfriend? Yeah. You must have meant to send this to your girlfriend. He doesn't have any access to your network. And that's his shit now. If she confronted me, I'd be like, yes, you need to get your girl your man.

He's a nasshole. But I knew that already. Yeah. And you knew that. How did Decentre men from your life but still try to date men? In your head, just know that they're all gay. No, they are. They all are on the spectrum of being gay and they don't want to tell you.

When you want something, always friends, just let him frown. I do have to say, though, this question, it's been important to me because I really think that I found a guy who was good for me when I really started to do things that were in line with what I love to do. Yes. Does found me when I was in the background of Nikki Glazer's Instagram story. So I was doing me. I was doing comedy.

He's a comedian. He found me while I was in alignment with what I love to do. So I would argue by decentering men from your life, you will actually attract the more right men in your life. Every guy I've ever dated, I've changed my whole personality. You know, it's not great. No, but like, you're fully a Southern bell right now,

which is not about being a big and parry and I would like go to Pilates. Who was she? You know, it's so that it was like, what's the big and hairy and I would like go to Pilates? Who was she? You know? It's so that it was like, go to Yankees games all the time. What am I doing here? You're a healthy. You're a bone broth I think at one point. At some point, remember that when he made me do that two week diet? He was like, you're not eating carbs, sugar or dairy. I was like, I want to go home now.

What am I going to do? I live on love and life. So Hannah has to cough into my mouth. Yeah, I'm not loving life. What is your take on porn? We talk about porn a lot here. Are you okay with your man looking at it behind your back? If so, how? We have to rephrase this question.

He's not looking at it behind your back. Everyone's looking at it. We're all looking at it. If you're not, look at it. Yeah. He's not cheating on you behind your back. Everyone's looking at it. We're all looking at it. If you're not, look at it. Yeah. He's not cheating on you. She's doing it in the bathroom. One thing, Paige, don't make it. I'm not having the whole man.

One thing, Paige, don't make that really help me out, is like, the way women look at porn is different than how straight men look at porn. Like, I need a storyline. I need to know like, does she like him? Does she have a comfortable with him? Is he a good guy? Does he come from a good family? Where men, they don't even need to see a face. They just want to see a pussy lip.

And they come and they don't think twice. Don't know their names. He's not having an affair with these women. No. Do I like if like, does this until like a blunt? No. That's triggering. But I, but you know, I don't even, I don't know.

I don't look at it. I don't ask. I just assume he goes, girls that't even, I don't know. Yeah. Look at it. I don't ask. I just assume he goes, girls that look like Hannah Burner on Pornhub. And then when he comes, he goes, oh, it's not the same as Hannah. Yeah, I've never had a problem with it because I feel like I'm in my home by myself sometimes

and I like watch things. And if he was like, I don't want you to watch porn I'd be like, okay, I'm like, get out of my apartment. Like, you know, so I've just never, like what people do by themselves, they, you need that. Like you need time by yourself to do those weird quirky things that you do by yourself. And if watching porn is one of them, like, that doesn't mean he's texting other girls. Also potentially being like, oh, you're into that.

What are you into? Maybe you're into a similar thing than he is. And you guys do more stuff together. But also, again, we love Decentre Memphamre. We love having different hobbies. Like, you don't want to do all the things he's into. No. Let him do it with his friends.

Yeah. I love how we're starting like. I'm hanging out with Diplo. I would love to be in a relationship. Me with like multiple men. Mm-hmm. Because like, because they all bring something different. One of them's in a grumpy mood. Fine. Go fucking do whatever. I'm gonna go talk to Harry. That's so much admin though. It is so much admin. Because thinking about how much just inherently being a woman, you help a man. Like even just by dating them,

no, you really do just like help them. Yeah. Like how am I, I have to make seven boys turn into men. Yeah, that's like exhausting. I have to be the mother of all these men. No. Like no money in the world. No. Because yeah, obviously you don't want to change someone like at their core. Like because obviously you don't want to change someone

like at their core. Like no, you don't want to change their personality. But yeah, I'm going to change that you don't like shut the cabinets after you take a glass out of it. Like be a human. I do still get upset if guys leave the seat up because I'm that bitch who will fall in. See, I've, that's all of a sudden. You know, who will fall in. See, I've, that's all

fallen in. In the middle of the night you've never gone to pee and just dropped it. No, I've never dropped it. And I've also never gotten angry at the seat being up. Because then you have to touch it. When you drop in and you feel the cold, bold, that's never happened to me. Oh, you'll never trust in a man again. No, I've never had that bowl. That's never happened to me. Oh, you'll never trust in a man again. No, I've never had that happen. That's so crazy. A man suggested bowling at 2 p.m.

on a Saturday for a first date. Is this a red flag? I don't think so at all. I actually think that's a green flag. I think it's fun, but I feel like he's trying to hard to be fun. Like, it's to know me first before you decide you want to bowl with me.

Also, I'm very competitive, so I don't like first date being competitive, because they'll be like, that girl's fucking crazy. Yeah, you are cool. If you went out on a first date, it was so weird. I'm so losing my get really quiet. And it was like, you good? And I'm like, no, I just... I'm too fancy to like want that to be my first date,

but I think that's a great second date. So what would you say? I would go. Are you good at bowling? Because your fingers are so long. It's actually hard for them to get out of controls. Because they're so deep in there. I have to hold it a different way than other people.

It looks like you're just wearing a fancy ring. This is a cocktail ring. It's like a cocktail ring. I'm actually famously really bad at bowling, and I only like to play sports that I wouldn't at. So I will come up with any excuse. I'll get COVID. I'm kind of good at bowling but I like an activity date. Like I also like a day date. I think a day date is no pressure. I love a day date. Like

and like you went and you did something fun. I think it's typical like let's go drink something like. I like this for a second date. Yeah. Because I want to first know that I like him enough for me to do an activity. Yeah. And it automatically gives laughter. Like you're going to laugh at something. Yes. If, and if there's nothing, just the fact

that you're both bowling, that's funny. That's funny. Like bowling is funny. Would you get the ache of a guy's bad at bowling? No, I think I'd get the ache if he was like, fun. No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. If he took that down the bowling team.

If his leg goes up afterward. No. Oh, we got, I'm never orgasm again. Maybe like, I heard he like blows on his hand before he like. If he does a little stutter step like, did you do the twinkle to help? That's giving me the egg. Him being bad, I'm into it.

I'm like, what else do you battle? Yeah, you're so naughty. You're just a little messy boy. Yeah. But also, people- People made bullying sexual. People talking about how bullying is like, we all put our fingers into these holes.

And then we're all eating the same nachos. But like, I think that is how our immune systems stay strong. It is. When people stop bullying COVID, that's why everyone has it. That's why everyone has it. All kids have like, there are allergic to peanut butter. Because they didn't just put them in school

and slap peanut butter on all these other things. I heard that like, people were keeping kids away from peanut butter for whatever reason, and then there's like all these deathly allergies. And now they like peanut butter. So you have to like put peanut butter in their diapers. Yeah. I had lowest my needs come.

I took some emrata content. I was like, can I take a photo? And they're like, yeah, and I was like, put it on my head. Yeah, you're like, this is a strange thing. The whole day I was like, yeah, she's not accessory. This baby is so cute and perfect that it's like trickery. Like I can't put my mom like, are all babies this good? She's like, no. And then kept looking at my mom like, are all babies this good? She's like, no.

And then I looked at Dez and I'm like, our baby is gonna be like, spawn of Satan. Okay, good in terms of what, like lowest like, went to sleep when she was supposed to, like she didn't cry. This, she's the most beautiful sweet baby. Yeah. When you go to see her, she just starts smiling.

And then she sits there and then she loves to jump. She smiles, she giggles. She likes to go on the swing, never cries. Did it give you baby fever where you were like, I need one now. Not now. Yeah. But you enjoyed a baby. I've always loved kids and babies, but like, did I nap when she was napping? Yes. Did I fall asleep when she was awake? Yes. Was everyone's like, if Hannah was the mother, this baby would be motherless, yes. Was I exhausted when she left?

Yes. But did you think I was hilarious? Yeah. Absolutely. I've never really gone along with a baby. Wait, you would love Lois. I want to know if Lois would like me, because usually when babies see me,

they, which makes me nervous, like, do I have a bad aura? Like babies will spot me and like immediately be like, no. Like I've had babies like, look at you and just start puiting. Yeah, just crying. Like don't put me in that position. I think you have that in your head though.

And I think I don't know, Christ. You've seen it and he didn't love it. Honestly, I feel like I give him the egg with it one time. He was like, that baby really did have one and nothing to do with you. The dog's like, you know. It's a thing. Like, okay, this is a perfect example.

Craig is getting his backyard, like, redone or what are they're putting in like grass, whatever. And the guy that's doing his backyard brings his dog every day. And the dog always runs into the garage and like says, hide a craig and like whatever. And I'm standing there and the dog couldn't have whipped by me faster

as if I was a statue. What did nothing to do with me? I see it less that like you've got aura. I think that you have spiritual witch aura. Yeah, the dog knew I didn't want to have it because that dog was dirty, dirty, smelly. So it was almost like, yep, I know not to go to you. Yeah. So you're like, yeah, maybe I put it out first with the baby stuff too, where I'm like, cry somewhere else. Yeah,

yeah. But I do think with your own baby, you're going to be like, you're like, look how good she is are crying. Like you're going to be obsessed it'll and she's she probably cries and like I love that your baby has to be a sheet she only has to be a sheet yeah she's a shit oh my god you're the little gross boy going on vacation with my boyfriend and his whole family including his 92-year-old grandma bathing suit ideas question my god okay my no it's the worst but like you can't mad at you for wearing a bikini I wouldn't bring out the song. No, but like all of our bikinis are basically songs. So what is she going to do where like a Tertle Knight bikini?

I, okay, I have this exact thing happen to me and I actually was so stressed out about it because Craig was making me stressed out about it. And then I got to Mexico with his family and my luggage, canceled was gone. So I could only get bathing suits in the, whatever. And so I said to his mom, like, I'm so sorry. Like this is like so risque. And like my whole ass was out. And she was like, we're in Mexico.

You think I care. Like the parents don't care as much as you think they will. Like Craig cared more. Everyone then, like his parents might be upset. Do you ever know then have an ad about experience with bikinis? Like, I'm not, then I'm like, love bikinis, and I'm like, we're wearing underwear right now. My bikinis are less than my underwear.

We're granny parents, panties. I do. Your bikinis are way more revealing. You literally just have to go on Amazon and get ones that are like a more full, like a full coverage Yes, but also then you're like why we make it such a big deal like we all have nipples Everyone's seen a nipple right except my bathing suits really are asheak asheak I see cuz I have a fat ass. I can't or it looks like a card to be music video

It's like an anaconda video when I'm just like trying to like walk into the pool. I would never. How to deal with getting ghosted. Like do I speak up and say something or just let it go. Never say anything. Yeah, never say anything. Wait a few months then say something. Wait a few months and then fuck his brother. Like that's the only thing you say. Yeah, if you get ghosted you kind of just have to accept it. Yeah, what do you want? What do you want? You think he's going to be like, oh my god, my phone was in the river. I actually really do love you. Ghosting is actually so fucking loud. It's so loud. It's way more of a response than being like, hey, I don't think like,

I just don't see it with the two of us. I actually appreciate a ghost. I love a ghost. It's the Irish exit of relationship. Exactly, and I love it. I don't wanna have an awkward interaction. Like it saves me years off my life of stress. If you're not talking to me and I'm in my bed like going through every possible scenario

of what's happening, like, he works too much. Oh, maybe he has another girlfriend. Yeah. Just say to yourself, he doesn't like me or he would have texted me. Also, if he's confused, like he works too much. Oh, maybe he has another girlfriend. Yeah. Just say to yourself, he doesn't like me or he would have texted me. Also, if he's confused, they're on the fence and like, not sure what to do, guess what? I'm not interested in that either.

Yeah. I want the man who's like literally so ready to take me bowl and you know, legit. Think of the ghosting as like him doing you a favor. Now, you don't have to also have an awkward conversation. And the bottom line is still the same. He doesn't like you. Also, you don't know him. Yeah. If you created it, unless if he's your husband and he's ghosting you and you have children with him, then

you should probably take some. Then it's a problem. Then it's like, hey, where have you been? Because you've been at golf for three or days. Um, oh, how to not constantly compare yourself to influencers, even when you know it's not all real. That's hard. I mean, I, I do that all the time. Which I think is crazy that you do that. But you follow a lot of influencers. I feel like because that's like the content you're interested and you like to consume. But it does take a toll on your mental health. I think when your feet is only girls in Mexico. And my thing is I don't compare like my face or my body to them because that I definitely know

is fake like that. Oh, I thought you were like, because I'm definitely prettier. They should be comparing themselves to me. You're up because that's not a competition, honey. No, because I know that is definitely in my face too. Can we see that?

Oh my god, yeah. Like, I know when something is edited, but I'm not gonna get mad at it because that says that that person feels a little insecure about their body. And I think that humanizes that. Yes. I'm not mad at it. But a lot of people can't tell the face too.

Like, I can't write tell face too. I more compare myself to influencers in terms of, damn, they're producing a lot of content, they're really on top of their shit, they're getting a lot of brand deals, they're doing really well, like, work-wise. Yes. I feel like that's where I do my biggest comparison

where I'm like, you're so lazy, like, do something else. Yes. But in terms of body and clothes and makeup stuff like that. Go on TikTok and press their TikTok videos and see if they have a personality. Right. Like if they're not making you laugh, you don't want to be there. Because you will forget on Instagram

that looks are such a small part of what a person is. And you're going someone's TikTok and you're like, oh, you take yourself so seriously and you're mean. And I don't like vibe with you. And then you don't fuck with it anyone. Also most pretty people now, it's because they're rich, like they bought their news or they bought. But some of those people have go personalities because they're actually ugly people.

Right. And that throws a wrench in the game. But I do say a lot of people are getting their shit dissolved. I know did you see black China? Black China. Good. As they should. She's gorgeous. There was also this doctor on TikTok that was like, you haven't seen Bella Hadid out because she had so many surgeries and now like after a few years, they kind of like fall apart like all the girls that had the like the fox eye

The fox eye thing like they're fucked like thing, you know, so we don't have a long-term effects Right I heard Bella D. It is not is not drinking. She's been like five months sober Yeah, I think sobriety is in for the winter. Wait, that is so, it's so in. It's so in, so pure curiosity. Looks being sober is a spectrum. But I also feel like it's our generation. I think we're tired. Yeah, we like, we turn 30 and we're like,

you want to know it's in being sober. And everyone in their 20s, like, you're just old. Like, I thought that it's cool to be 20 years sober. Because I thought that the other day I was like maybe I'll just be fully sober and then I'm like no I'm just tired. No you're hangovers just hurt 40 times more. I'm like I so want to have a glass of wine when I want to have a glass of wine but I don't want multiple drinks in the night. They are saying though compared other decades, this is the most girls are blacking out because like, one o'clock was never like a thing, and we've normalized, like, let's watch Bravo and have seven

glasses of wine. So, keep an eye out for that. There is nothing like getting wine drunk on your own couch, though, knowing your bed is just up the stairs. Oh, yeah. And then if the tears come, you just like, let it happen. Why did you do that? And we guys, thank you so much for giggling with us today. We have shows coming up. We have very fun collections coming out. So we're so excited about. And we'll talk to you later. Bye. you