Giggly Squad - Giggling about the US Open, lip plumper, and wholesome weekends

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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What is up my G-Shockers? What the fuck is that? Remember those watches the G-shocks? No Was that something for athletic girls? No, but it definitely wasn't the cool girl thing. Oh, okay, then I don't know that Wait, I do know what you're talking about. They looked they were like thick And yeah, like different colors. Yeah, yes. Okay. I feel like saying G-shockers sounded like very sexual. Sexual position. Yeah. Like putting something in something you shouldn't.

Anyway, Googlers, we are here. We had a really eventful week. Like normally we don't have much to talk about, but this week we were like everywhere. We also are recording like so late for us. Not in the day, but it's going to be like real current shit. Yeah, this is current. We both went to the US Open, separate times, we couldn't align the dates together, but

um, how was your US Open experience? Okay. I love the US Open. I think it's chic, I think it's cool. I have never once known who I was going to watch play. I've never inquired. I've just been like, yeah, we're going. I love to have a style better.

They don't, would you wear? I wore this cute little brown skirt from Forever 21 and then like a white button up and sneakers. I loved my outfit. So you know I had a good time. Yeah. But when I was there, like I have gone to professional sporting events

in New York and not in New York. And like you just align with the New York crowd because you're a New Yorker. And it's just fun and it's fun when they go crazy. But I can honestly say I've never seen a crowd in New York City get so hype for someone the way they did for Leila. Like I was sitting there and I was like, wait, why are we so obsessed with this girl? What's going on?

And my girlfriend that I went with, she was like, oh my god, she's like Canadian, she's 18. And so then I had to look like everything up about her. I'm looking up her stats, like looking of all these facts about her. And I was like, wait, this girl is a fucking powerhouse. And it was just amazing. Who did you see play? So I went to the day matches that the US Open and Night matches are two different vibes.

Day match is very like you roam around, it's casual. Night matches are like, it's time to go to the club. Like, the lights are on, everyone else is drinking. People are hammered, they have their honeyduses. Did you have a honeyduse? Of course. I thought the gray goose box. How was it?

They're phenomenal. It's just like a drunk fruit is my jam. A fruity buzz, that's all I need. So I went with Des, we watched a bunch of people. I saw Raducano play actually, the girl ended up beating Leyla in the final. Oh wow. And she's young too, right?

She's only like, I think she's like 19 or something. She's 18, Layla just turned 19. Right, right. And New York City crowd loves an underdog more than anything. New York loves a comeback story. New York loves a comeback story. They love a rally, they love a young, they love a story. So like, and Layla's attitude, like she she knew like as a player you don't learn this

It's almost just innate you either know how to pump up the crowd or you don't yeah and Layla knew exactly how to be like Yeah, yeah, yeah, we go crazy. I agree were you going crazy? I was crazy also after she won this is like my Reality TV like public persona brain. After she won and you know how they interview, you like on the court, whatever. All of her answers, I was like, what a fucking PR dream this girl is?

Like the answers and then after she won, she like said something about 9-11, or after she lost to the girl you saw. I'm like, do you watch the final? Yeah, because I was just like, well, I didn't watch it, but I looked up like the highlight because my dad texted me and was like, oh, that little girl lost. Yeah. And so I was looking, looking everything up and I was watching her like give her interview

and she's just so fucking wholesome and cute and like I don't I this is obviously not the last time we'll see her I think she'll be yeah are you a tennis commentator now I think I might just go and this is definitely not gonna be the last time and Lila is someone to watch people for sure backs we really can handle a lot of pace a lot of the players we love the slice serve out wide it It really dominates. When I was watching it, I couldn't help but think about you. Oh baby, thank you.

Because the pressure that they must feel, like, I just feel like being a tennis player is so different from any other sport because like if you lose, that's on you. You can't blame anyone. The other player on the team. You can't blame like the ref. You can't be like we just, we weren't cohesive today.

Like we just didn't have our vibe. Like it's all you. And that's terrifying. But when you win, you feel like you're so fulfilled and so proud of yourself. But then when you lose, you're like, I'm the worst player that ever did this. But also because it's a singular sport, it makes sense why I don't do well in group dynamics, you know? No, there's a lot of sense. But it's really like a lonely sport.

And that's why I think these players, but also sucks like my negative perspective of it, is like, okay, these two 18-year-olds had no pressure. I mean, they have their own pressure, but compared to the other players, they were just playing for the love of it. They're on the up and up. But now they become like champions and finalists.

And then the next tournament, it's gonna be like, okay, well, can they keep this up like right really a mental Warfare yeah it's never it's like you have one second of Celebrating and then it's on to like the next like okay, well, there's no only as good as your last match Oh, no, no, no, no, but like these people have incredible incredible mental like they're all with Psychologists and you put it, but yeah, like Naomi Osaka, after she won the US Open and then she won like one or two other grand slams, she just was like, I don't, I'm just scared not to lose and this isn't fun

for me anymore. And she quit. And she layla made her quit tennis. And that's crazy. Okay, here's my gossip part of my brain. When you're in that environment, I feel like there's not that meant, does everyone know everyone? Yeah. And does everyone hook up with everyone? There are a lot of hookups on the tour

because the guys and girls, the tournaments always aren't always together, but when they are, it's like there's no one else. Right. There's a lot of hooking up that goes on, but it's hard to have a sustainable relationship as a professional athlete, especially tennis player, because you're traveling to a different place every single week.

So a lot of them end up dating their coaches or their trainers, because you get this like serious emotional connection with them, because you have to trust them with everything. So a lot of them are married to like people on their trainers. Because you get this serious emotional connection with them, because you have to trust them with everything. So a lot of them are married to people on their team. And then there's the occasional couple like Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf. Okay. Oh, you would love that story.

So Andre Agassi was married to Brook Shields. Stop. Yep. Okay. But the second he married her, he started like losing everything. And he was kind of distracted. He was in the press a lot. It was very like- Did you people hate her? Did they think she was bad love? No, people did hate her, but they were just like, we don't think this is good for him,

necessarily. And then do you know who Stephanie Graf is? No. She's one of the greatest female tennis players of all time. Okay. Who was playing when he was playing. And apparently on her fridge, oh no, on Brook Shields' fridge, she had a photo of Steffi Graff, because she loved her legs. She has these really athletic legs.

And she just said, I always love Steffi Graff's legs. And I'm dry because he falls in love with Steffi Graff. No! No! Forever, and they have adorable children, and they're just like the tennis powerhouse couple. I love it. Do you think Brooke Shields is happy for them? Yes, I think she is.

I think she is. Because also, like, sometimes, let tennis players be crazy together, you know? And we've talked about this before. We've talked about it with you and Desi being comedians. There is a different connection when it's like, you can talk about work stuff because you both understand so deeply,

like what the other person is talking about. Yeah, and it's like unique problems that like other people would think are insane, but you guys kind of can deal with it. Right, oh my God, I love the tennis drama. Tennis is so fucking chic. There was, okay, did you also? Did you also see how like they, I think it was not like barstual sports or like ESPN. It was ESPN TV.

And they like panned to this girl and she like chugged her drink. Yes. And then they came back to her and she like, I don't know if it was like her boyfriend's or her friends or whatever and she took his drink and then she chugged it. People were freaking out. Like mad? Yeah, they were like, this is the US open. This isn't like fucking hockey or like NASCAR.

And then other people were like, dude, we're in New York. Like we're not at Wimbledon. We're not at the French open. Like we're New Yorkers, chugged your fucking drink. I was about not at Wimbledon. We're not at the French open. Like, Warn New Yorkers, chug your fucking drink. I was about to say Wimbledon is she got s-fuck. You was open is like ratchet. Yeah, and like, so that I was open. We boo people for like taking a bathroom break.

Like, you was open is scary. This crowd is insane. So then when I'm sitting there, I like, I go into an immediate sweat because I'm like, what if I get on the jumbo tron? Do I chug my drink or would people hate me? Did you see, you didn't see the stars at the final? Bradley Cooper was sitting with Brad Pitt.

And then Leo was in the back with like his mask and it's like, we get it, it's Leo. Oh my God, it's just such a I have always said this New York in the fall is such a fucking vibe Like know it unless you live here you don't really understand it because like there's fashion week There's the US open like it's the weather is still warm. You don't need a jacket, but like it's So much other something going on every single night. Oh, I do have to say one more thing about Layla, you're right. We're listening to the final speech, doesn't it?

And she takes the mic and like after I lose a tennis match, I'm a monster. Or I would just go in the bathroom and cry in between sets, like look in the mirror and be like, and then go out completely composed. I do that, and I don't even play sports. That's just going to the bathroom me having to pay the playlist was so composed after her laws such a good sport

she was and she said something so poignant about 9-11 she said i hope i can be as strong and resilient as new yorkers and does and i look at each other new goes she running for president i was seriously lila for president i all i could vote. Laila for president. I all I could think about was like whoever her PR is,

they're so fucking proud of her. Oh my god. But that's the thing with these sponsors. Like everyone, Naomi Osaka had so much pressure from all these sponsors. But then Naomi pulled out, basically, I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna play tennis again. And then the sponsors see Laila.

And it's like they're just on to the next. They have no like allegiance to anyone. Same with like Simone Biles. Like I feel like there's no way Naomi felt confident enough to do that without Simone Biles doing it. Don't you feel like that? Yeah, it might have affected each other. Yeah.

Also Naomi has like 50 million dollars. So do it, pop off, sis. Do whatever you want. If I had 50 million dollars, you'd never see me again. You'd never see me again. Like you just would never, I would go Instagram dark for 10 years. But it does show you like the ebbs and flows of like a career in the public eye. Yeah.

And how like you're gonna have hot times, you're gonna have down times, but ultimately you can't control it. I saw a meme the other day, and it was about Justin Bieber, and it was like every time I get mad, it's something stupid Justin Bieber says. I remember that we took him at 11 years old, made him sing and dance for us,

never let him go to a real school, and then gave him hundreds of millions of dollars to see what he would do. Like, and it's so true. Like, people are humans, and like, they have emotions, and they, like, sometimes shit is hard. Dude, perfect example, not perfect example, but like, in example, I posted a vid, like, an Instagram story the other day that was wholesome a shit of me feeding a horse. The amount of DMs that I got of people being like, oh my god, did you gain weight?

Like yeah, looks like you gained a lot of weight. Like this so doesn't look like you. And I was just like, in what world did that thought go through your brain and then you actually typed it out and sent it to me? And like granted a lot of people are like she'll probably never see this I see it. But what kind of energy you're putting into the world? Like what made you think that would make the world a better place? And like it's hard to not sound cliche, but in no fucking way And it's hard to not sound cliche, but in no fucking way would a guy post that same video

and maybe look a little bigger than normal and anyone be like, wow, it looks like you gained weight. A thousand percent and also no fucking way would these people ever have the nerve to say that to your face? But because they're safe behind a computer, and probably user 1,2,7, 5 6 right if you know it's so funny Obviously, I was getting trolled really bad during reality TV Instagram has this new thing where you block someone And it also blocks all the other accounts they have yeah, I just have to say

There's not that many haters as I thought I think you as, is that been a couple blocks? And she got real quiet. Yep, thank you Instagram. I don't know how they figure that out. Because if you make an Instagram, you have to connect it to your email. So can you have multiple accounts on one email? Maybe they do that, or maybe it's a phone number, or maybe it's like an IP address. Now we're getting too technical.

If you can figure out different IP addresses to make new Instagram accounts, like go work for NASA, what are you doing here? Like, what are you doing trying to tell an influencer she's chubby? Yeah, like what, why are you here? Pure cancer bitch. Yeah, do something productive.

One last thing about the US Open. Yeah. I was so excited to go. I flew in from Kansas City. I had to wake up at 4 a.m. flew in at noon. Des picked me up at LaGuardia. And we went straight there.

We picked you up at the airport. Yeah. Well, that's just what's going on. That never happens in New York. It because we were in Queens already. We didn't want to go back to Manhattan to go back to Queens. Got it. It was a logistics thing. Okay. But we got there and I was starving. So naturally, I had a foot long hot dog. Mm-hmm.

Not that easy to eat. I mean, I had sour crout. It just got every whole thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Then I was like, obviously it was a little food coma. I started like getting sleepy and I was like, I need coffee. And you know, I don't have coffee that much. Yeah, no, no. So I had coffee and then while we were having coffee,

I somehow convinced us to let us have barada. Also. It was at like one of those eat-a-ly places. Yes, so we saw that. We got barada and the match finished and we got back in the car. You know when you get like a gas bubble that wants to ruin your life? I had the worst gas bubble. I was like, I'm going to, I'm not going to ship myself. Like I'm going to have projectile diarrhea. Crazy that this is how this conversation is going because before you started talking about your bowel movements, I literally thought, wow, that's so sweet.

All of Hannah's favorite things in one place. Like Hermann, tennis match, some barada, and then you're like, I will ship myself. Okay, my IBS is part of me. You know, I felt it a little and I'm like, I'll be fine, it takes 25 minutes to get home. I was at the point where I couldn't speak. No, I had to be like, no, I'm gonna die. Because you know how you're focusing.

Yes, yes, yes. And it comes in waves, you're just like, I just have to get put. And like, your stomach gets so tight and you have to bend over. Like, you have to be like, no, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. And at first, I was like, do we not tell him? Like, do we just pretend I'm like sleepy right now?

And then I was just like, my tummy hurts. I'm trying to be cute about it. Like, my stomach is just like hurting. And he's like, oh, is it hurting? I'm like, yeah. And then I was like, if we don't get home in five minutes,

I'm gonna die. Ah! I made him, we have like, I'm not trying to brag, but his apartment complex does have a parking lot, which is a reason why I said yes to the engagement. Yeah, I was like, I was like, you need to drop me off. And he was like, are you serious? And I was like, you need to drop me off. Sorry, I made him drop me serious? And I was like, you need to drop me off. Sorry, I made him drop me off. And I want that five minutes in the apartment by yourself.

It was. Yeah. And I walk in and I'm like, butters like me, I'm like, not now but our mama needs to yeah, drop the kids off at the pool. And then he came back and I just look like, everything's great. We're great. Everything's amazing. Don't go on the bathroom for about 17 minutes, but everything's great. I think you know because I love you. I think you so much for the most beautiful day. The best time with you. But then he's so funny because he knows me and he's like, you know you don't do well with cheese, but I was like,

you're a grotto. And I was like, risk and reward, baby, risk and and reward I will never say no to a barata in my vicinity. No, it's against our religion. Yeah. Like my fault God would come down from the heavens and be like remember where you came from. Also page what do you think is the coincidence that like every hot girl I know has IBS dude I don't know because God was like you can't have it all yeah we'd be too powerful if we could eat a ton of dairy and also run the world we need to

take a few bathroom breaks in between. My stomach problems keep me humble and if I could be at the party all night, no one would be able to handle that kind of energy. Yeah. Like, I've made it an art of like holding it in. I do think you're better though at like pacing yourself with meals. Like, I'll see you be like, okay, this is gonna ruin me, so I'm gonna like have a bite and I'll like pick on it all night. Yeah, where I'm just like, I'm gonna black out and shovel. I feel like I consume less calories if I eat for a longer period. The way you eat is how I drink. Yes! Oh my God! Wait, that's the drink. That's the drink, like a bird.

Like I just like sippy, sip, sip, where like other people just goes down and roll fast. Like all chug. Like I'm never that friend where you're like, you were sober two seconds ago. You'll be like, can you been drinking all night and you're not drinking all night?

Yeah, you're like nursing drinks. Like okay, that's how I am with the Chipotle burrito. Yeah. Like I will have a couple bites and then I'll set it down and I'll wait. I'll go do something, then I'll come back, I'll eat some more of it. And then by the end of the night, I finished the burrito, but I feel, I don't feel as stuffed. I've never gotten to the point where my Chipotle burrito got cold. Wow.

Okay. I've never gotten to the point where the Chipotle burrito got cold. Wow. I've never gotten to the point where the ice in my drink has melted. We got it. Yeah, we understand each other. OK, so whenever you was open, fashion week, do you have any fun stories from fashion week? Oh my god.

OK, fashion week was so fun. And it was out of nowhere that Access Hollywood called me. And they were like, OK, we want to send you to the revolve, like Peter Dundishome, we're going to send you over like an outfit. And in my head, I had to be like, cool on the phone. I was like, yeah, no, that sounds great. In my head, I was like, let me check my, let me talk to my people. Okay, they said okay.

I've like, man, that said this. And it was so much fun. And I ended up seeing Emily Radikowski, like, live in person. When I tell you, she's not, like, model, model tall, but, like, she's tall. She's a pixie stick, also. Her face. There's no rhyme or reason my someone should be born with this pretty of a face. Like I couldn't stop looking at her. Like I was like I probably look like a weirdo but I am obsessed with you. And then or no it

literally it's like I was like why did God give you such a symmetrical face? She's like, I be a stonework. Oh yeah, she's shitting herself. And then Sierra was there, she's stunning. Lori Harvey, who I've never seen in person. A porcelain doll. Like I've never seen skin so fucking clear in my life like to the point where I'm like are you guys real? Like are you actually humans?

But it was so much fun and fun fact every single model that went down the runway almost eight shit like absolute catastrophe like every single time everyone at the end of the runway would go catastrophe. Like every single time everyone at the end of the runway would go, because they were walking on, it wasn't glass, but it was like a mirror reflection, like runway, it looked sick. And we were on the roof of Casa Chibriani, which is like this new, like Chibriani hotel, like all the way downtown. So like the venue was cool as fuck, like looked great, but it was so

slippery at the end. And so you could tell that models were walking with a fucking purpose, would get to the end of the runway, not realize how slippery it was, and slide a little bit, a little bit, and then with their momentum, turn and walk the other way. So it was like, dear, on ice. That's exactly what it was. And stars on ice. I was like, if one of these five, nine models fall, it's on me. So like, what will I do in that instance? They put these models through what's funny is when you watch it, you're like, oh, they're just putting their right foot in front of their left foot. But then you'll see non-models walk. And you're like, wait, that shit's putting their right foot in front of their left foot. But then you'll see non-models walk and you're like, wait, that shit's not that easy. No, it looks terrifying. One girl's shoe broke and she was, I like, looked down and like,

the strap is off of her shoe and she's walking like an absolute powerhouse. She was the mitochondria of the fashion show. She's the powerhouse of the cell. And she literally, by God's grace, it was just staying on. I don't know how they were doing it. You know people bet on sports, they should just start betting on like which model's going down. That's what we would have been doing. I give them a lot of credit. That is not to have so many people watching you.

Also, a lot of them probably haven't eaten for like three weeks so they're very dizzy. So I went to Rebecca Minkoff. Oh yeah how was your fashion week experience? You got, oh I forgot, you you had a moment I'm fashion. I shouldn't have been there. So basically, L Magazine, which was page and myself's first breakout article to get that stuff out. Swipe up. I'll never forget that we did that interview at SoHo House. So chic of us. In the hallway.

Yep. I had throwback. Yeah, that was fun. That was chic, though, in the hallway. We almost got kicked out. But on your, you're an island talk on your phone at SoHo House. So you have to go in the hallway. We almost got kicked out. But you're an island talk on your phone in Soho House. So you have to go in the hallway

if you have a conference call. So Elle reached out and they said, we wanna do a show called, I mean, an article called Fashion Week Virgins. A proper of Virgins. Okay. And I was like, thanks for assuming I'd never been to a show, you're right.

You're like kind of insulting, but spot on. Yeah, they want me to make a funny article about my experience at Fashion Week. And I was like, honestly, this is so unbranded, thank you for understanding me. So I'm going to make a bit of a make-off. They sent me this black dress we love. It was so funny because the day before, I'm like a mess at a comedy club. Like truly, if you saw my outfit, you would have been like, what did you not learn anything?

Yeah. So I would, I was like, I have an outfit, I can't fuck this up. And I get there, and we walk in the room, and there's no models. And there's just like, like some bloggers walking around. And I'm with like the L editor, and I was like, what's that? What's happening?

And she's like, honestly, I have no clue what's happening and then they're like Rebecca's coming and Rebecca Minkov walks in and she goes Welcome to the first ever NFT fashion show No way And if you look it's basically like posters all around that she's like these are 3d Cryptocurrency whatever I mean, I don'tD cryptocurrency, whatever. I don't know. I don't. I don't. I don't. Yeah, she was like, welcome to the new metaverse of fashion. And I was like, it's so popular.

And then I was like, okay, not only was I gonna have trouble writing about fashion, not even about fucking NFTs. Dude, I don't know what they are. So you have someone explain it to me for two hours. I don't get it. I'll never understand. You just do a lot of finance, bros. Yes, I have. And like, I still don't got it. So standing there and with editor and it is very techy. Like you can buy the NFTs on iPads, they're all virtual and we're kind of walking around. But I'm not about to like ask her about NFTs and she's not about to explain it to me. But we're back in Minkoff as a badass.

Like she's very cool. She started her company during, I think the year of 9-11 and 2001 and she's very just like New York hardcore. And the stuff was beautiful. But then there was a apparently, there was an interviewer who called herself mini wind tour. Yeah that I sent to you. Yes. This girl was so fucking cute. I have a

little dish. How old is she? She looks like she was six. Yeah. Give her to I mean you have to mean face with sex. Have to look at this girl's Instagram because she's so adorable and Hannah sent it to me and I go, oh my God, that's my daughter and Hannah responded and goes, or mine. And I was like, could you imagine? She goes, I'd literally give her to you. And that's, and that's true.

So this girl, I'm scared of people at Fashion Week. Like I feel like they have no souls. I feel like they're scary people. Yeah. This girl was doing full like 60 second dialogues to the camera. And her name is Taylin Biggs. But I finally, no one's talking to her too. Like everyone's scared of her. Like she, you know, when there's a room and there's a hierarchy of like who's the coolest in the room. It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really weird.

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It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really weird. Yes. And I was like, oh my god, could you repeat that? Like I missed that. She was like, T-A-Y-L-E-N-B-I-G-G-S. And I was like, oh. And I was like, can I take a video with you? And she's like, yeah. She met up horribly, stuffed you in a locker. Right? Literally stole my glasses and stepped on them. And I go, I did one of those things where I kind of like,

do an intracircum, we're kind of give them the floor. Like I'll be like, so what are you gonna say? kind of give them the floor, like I'll be like, yeah. So what are you going to say? You know, some people freeze and just laugh and go delete that. She was just on it, like came up with some funny line, and then I just looked at her and I tried to have a moment like from a wise older woman to a woman. And I just said, by the way, you know, I do some hosting and what you're doing is really hard. You should be proud of yourself.

And she goes, no, it's not. No! And I was like, I'm going to remove myself. I'm going to leave. Thank you for your time. Alvin Mollion. No, I'm dead. I'm crying.

No, it's not. No. Her's not. Her for president. Her for president. Her for president. And if you go to her Instagram, what you guys have to look at, because you're gonna look and be like that girl definitely told Hannah she's not

cool enough to be at the fashion show. Her first line is- She turns to her security and she's like, we need to start tightening this list. She's like, mom, to start tightening this list. She's like, mom, never let that happen again, okay? In an absolute badass. Her thing says official backstage host for a New York fashion week, mini winter, little sleightay actress philanthropist.

This is a philanthropist. She's just a She's like, if you need help, give your name to my mom and go add you to the list for charity, stonations, whatever you need to leave me the fuck along. I was like, okay, thank you, Mrs. Dicks. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wait, that's so cute. Oh my God. My daughter. She was on the best part. She's the best part of the show But yeah, I have to write an article now about NFTs that were back in main coughs and I'm just like That sounds like it. Yeah I thought I was gonna be like talking with the office and I was just like I

But and I was joking with editor. I was like, oh, this is gonna be fun to write about in my head I'm like can't think of one sentence No, I forgot how to put words together. Also, I just got my self-esteem stomped by a six-year-old. Oh my God, if I, I would go into a immediate cold sweat, like I was back in college, like, I didn't read the book. I didn't read the book. I can't write this paper.

I didn't read the book. I feel like you always have those dreams, like those nightmares about like not being able to read at school and stuff. I had a dream last night that someone said that my Spotify playlist was trash. And I was so embarrassed. We have to update our dreams about playlists by the way. We have to update where we just order, Chipotle, and just like update. Speaking of dreams, I have these constant anxiety

dreams of just being in college and not knowing what class I'm supposed to be at next. And then even if I do find out, I don't know how to get there. What does that mean? It's like a control thing. Like, oh, I lost control. Do you ever type your dreams into Google? And like, see what comes up.

You have to start doing that. Oh my god, that's fun. Like, I had this dream this like a couple of months ago. So I forget what it even was. But like, something about snakes. And I typed it in. And it was like, if you have snakes in your dream, even if they don't make sense in your dream, but you like see a snake or a snake is there. I forget with it. Oh, no, no, no, this is what it was. I forget what the snake one was, but I had a dream that all my teeth fell out.

Yep. I have the same thing. And I typed that in and there was like you have said something that you regret saying and you can't let it go Like try and figure out what it was and like either apologize for it or like forgive yourself for it But it's like you're subconscious being like damn. I wish I didn't say that or like I would yeah Wow crazy. The reality. That is every damn day. Yeah Every I've damn day. I've looked at it like, yeah, my teeth will crumble in my mouth. Yeah. And I googled it and they said something also that, I mean, there's obviously different

perspectives, but they said like, you're afraid of how people are seeing you. Interesting. Because like your smiling is associated with like ego. Yeah. Like how people, if they like you, and it's like you're seeing, you're scared of like people's perception of you. Yes. Wow.

What a segue into what I need to talk about now. Okay. We can't present our Laila. Perception. So this past weekend, I went on a very wholesome family weekend and I learned a few things about myself. Did you have a wellness retreat without me? Pretty much. No, I went on a wellness retreat and it was the best weekend ever. But what I learned about myself leading up to that weekend was,

I am a whore. Because let me tell you something, I don't own one bathing suit that my ass isn't just completely out. I literally had one bathing suit to pack to like hang out at a very nice family's home for the weekend. And I was terrified to even put it on. Thank God I don't have like big boobs because I was like I can't go with my ass out and my boobs out and like short shorts and I was freaking out. I actually in the process insulted my best friend from high school so badly because I FaceTimeTar

at 2am on Thursday evening and was like, hey, you're basic, help me pack my face. How do normal people dress? I didn't say those exact words to her, but I was like, hey, you love jeans and t-shirts. You've been to shirt. What do I wear? What do I wear?

Well, it's not your fault, because style has suddenly become accepted to like every bathing suit looks like you're at a club in Miami. And they don't have an in between. I told Paige I was like we have so many quality high quality giggly squad sweatshirts. Just put that shit over everything. I literally just packed denim shorts and sweatshirts and like t-shirts and I don't know how the girls are not talking about this enough. Like how do you go meet a man's family for the first time and not look like he also ties you up sometimes.

Like it's so crazy. I think Liam and thought of you. I think you know the one I think. I know, I think you're trying to. Like what are you trying to out? Yeah, I wonder if he's like, she's the wholesome and she'll just a girl tied up. Like me and his bedroom.

And his bedroom. And his bedroom. He's just a room. No. So like actually a girl who can do both. but it shows the girl tied up like me and his bedroom. It's a room. No. So like, I think a girl who can do both, but people always talk about what to dress to look hot. But what do you dress to also, you don't have a day job.

A lot of people that the day job have. Also, you don't have a real job. You do anything. What do you do? But if you had a, well, no, actually I heard that at your old job, you literally wore insane things. I wore insane things, but it's also like we live in New York City so you can step outside wearing anything and people are like, oh my god, it's art, it's fashion, it's like

you can wear... It's a question. you don't understand it. So anything, also my parents have lived with me now for 28 years, they know when I come home, if I'm wearing some weird shit, one time I was wearing a bathing suit, my dad was like, look, we know that you are just crazy, but your uncle's coming over.

You can't wear that. And like, valid. You got it. You're right, man. Yesterday, we went to the beach. My dad still thinks I'm a six year old. Yeah. And I put on my bathing suit and he goes,

where's the rest of your bathing suit? I go, dad, it's a bathing suit. Yeah. It's a bikini. Like, it wasn't even, I was like full-ass covered. Yeah. But you know how I wear my bathing suit. Yeah. Because here's the thing. Here's, it's a bikini. Like it wasn't even, I was like full-ass covered, but you know how I wear my bathing suit. Yeah, because here's the thing. Here's why it's hard.

You wanna pack because you want his family to be like, she's wholesome, she's the girl next door, we love her. But you also want like your man to be like, she's so cute, like she's still so hot. Like so the middle ground, what do you do? Well, this is also the thing. I think that you were the queen of being high fashion and very sexy, sultry look.

You've really nailed it. But there are other sides to you that people don't see on Instagram. Thank you. And so she's like, oh my God, thank you. You're not a one dimensional cocky bitch. And I think also what people forget about relationships is in the very beginning, like the hot bothered stage,

it's all about sex, it's all about hormones. But there's gonna be a time where when you get wiped up, it's because he loves your heart. He can see you being the mother of his children. He can see you just hanging with his friends. It's not always about having your labia out in the room. It's just being chill. So I wanted to bring the most chill vibes ever. I wanted to be like, she can just, she's so laid back. Do you Google outfits? No.

No, you're so. So I called my best friend from high school Stephanie. And she goes, look, I go, look, you need to help me with fashion. And she goes, never once have you ever said that to me, I'm honored, I'm here for you. I am the girl at those family parties in the t-shirt and denim shorts She did all my outfits for the weekend and I crushed it. Where's t-shirt and denim shorts? Yes

Yes, I went to a family day party and I had to wear bathing suit and I wore denim shorts my bathing suit and just a white button up And I was like, yeah, I was just, did you like yourself in it? I was uncomfortable at first, but then I was like, wait, this is a good compromise of me being me, but also just take it down a notch. I don't need to be in booty shorts and a matching crop top. me being me, but also just like take it down a notch. I don't need to be in like booty shorts and a matching crop top.

Like I can just. But it's also so funny that you're your most comfortable in booty shorts and a crop top where like I'm my most comfortable just in a baggy t-shirt and spandex shorts. And that's where I can like vibe. Like I can do my thing. I packed a lot of matching sweatsuits. Okay, that's really good.

Yeah, I think you, I just love that you had to dig really deep to find. I didn't pack up one pair of heels. I didn't even think about packing a pair of heels. Maybe that's adorable. I packed one pair of flip flops and a pair of sneakers. You know, I'm very proud of you. Thank you. And being comfortable, it's funny, because beauty is pain, but sometimes

it'd be beautiful without pain. I was the most comfortable bitch all weekend. I was like, is this what people are out here doing? I guess. Just like waiting. Goddamn, he don't have to suck in all the time. I was like, wait a damn minute. I can put a hoodie on and just chill by the pool.

Wait, are you gonna about to like be streetwear page? No, then I came back to New York and I was like I can't wait to wear an outfit Speaking of beauty as pain. Yeah, I just did a TikTok on this yesterday Have you seen the lip plumber ads? Yeah. The ones... Wait, are you talking about the ones where they are talking about the outer banks girl? Yep. Yes. Well first of all, doesn't the outer banks girl have fake lips? I mean, I'm her boyfriend does, so she probably does too. They go to the same place. You cannot tell me that John B does not have fake lips.

John B has fake lips and it's very strange and no one talks about it. No, yeah. No people need a fucking talk about it. Like I'm, I just want people to be honest about it because right now you're make, it's basically a Kylie Jenner thing where Kylie's like do you want lips like me? Buy these $30 lip kits and your lips will look just like me. It's like no you you have thousands of dollars with a procedure on your face.

Here's the thing, people get it twisted when we talk about plastic surgery. We're not knocking, getting plastic surgery. We're knocking, denying it. Like I will tell you I 100% at some point will get Botox, maybe get a little filler, and I am going to tell you exactly where I did it and how much I did.

How much I did. Yeah, I'm going to have swipe ups for you. It's funny because I'm more than you rant about it. So I'm not going to throw you under the bus with me. Let's call a spade of spade. It's my fault. But I've gotten some messages from Gaglers being like, hey, I got my nose done and it made me really happy.

And I was like, and she's like, and I don't want to feel bad about it. And I was like, literally got my nose done and it made me really happy. And I was like, and she's like, and I don't want to feel bad about it. And I was like, literally, I don't want you to feel, like you have to change your whole face because of shit you're seeing online. That's manipulated. But if you wanted to change your nose and you did, it makes you happy, amazing.

Just don't think that that's what's really gonna bring you happiness. And I get afraid that girls are just gonna go overboard and just keep changing, keep changing, and you lose yourself. It's a slippery slope because I do actually have a lot of girlfriends who have got a nose jobs and it has changed their life. Like they really are so much more content.

And they still look themselves. Like unless they, one of my girlfriends got a lip flip. And I had seen her and I was just like, you look really good. Like you just, I don't know, there's something about you that just like looks different. But like it wasn't like she didn't look like herself and she was like, I actually got,

I was scared to get my lips done, but I wanted something to like give me a little more confidence that I got a lip flip and like I feel so much better. And like I would have never known if she didn't tell me. Like I just saw her when I was like, damn girl, like you just look really good. Yeah, but when you're putting all your happiness on, like if my face looks the type of way, it is a slippery slope.

Yeah, it's like your value comes from just like being like, but I do have friends who were so bullied because of their nose, so bullied, where it's like then you can change it and like because there's just certain things in society where like if you're that different people suck and they're gonna make you feel bad about. I mean I've thought about this my entire life because I've never had big boobs ever and I think the first time I thought about like what if I got a boob job, wasn't high school. And every couple of months, I like really think about it.

And it really wasn't until, oh my God, I think I was like 25, 26, where I was just like, okay, why do I actually want it? And is it because of me, or is it because of other, I think, other people would think I was hotter, or other people, and once I realized, like, oh, it's because I want other people to like me more, I was like, why the fuck would I do that?

I don't give a shit. And then like mine, yeah, and then like my next boyfriend or whatever was like out of nowhere. Of course with your bitch. Yeah, it was like, I love how like small you are, like whatever, and I was like out of nowhere. Of course, with your bitch. Yeah, it was like I love how like small you are, like whatever. And I was like, damn, okay. So like the right person is like, I don't give a shit.

And like, so if I don't need it for me, then why would I do it? Our mental health moment is anxiety stems from, you as a person who you are, versus who you portray to the world, and the bigger difference, the bigger amount of anxiety you have. So it's like the more you can find your authentic self

and like represent who you are, because also at the end of the day, what are you gonna do, get a nose job and fillers and lip to just look like a Walmart version of Kylie Jenner, like look like yourself. Also, like I version of Kylie Jenner, like look like yourself. Also, I'm sure Kylie Jenner, an actual human form, like standing next to her, she probably looks crazy.

I mean, your face is not supposed to have them it shouldn't it, but also, we're not shitting on Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner is a product of a lot of, of someone's having a lot of attention on social media and getting a lot of hate on social media. Yeah. Also, my mom has me.

My mom has like, oh, she makes me such a hypochondriac. Since I was a little, she's always said the phrase, and that'll get in your bloodstream and then you'll die. About anything. About what you're having got in Botox. It seriously scares me. Like, even when I get like a UTI, she'll be like, that'll get in your bloodstream,

which like she is right, that could happen. But like, every time I think of like fillers, I'm like, yeah, but what if I am the one girl and like, it gets in my bloodstream? And you're all shy. Or like, whole half your face just sags. Yeah, that's fair of you. And then you have to deal with me.

Yeah, oh my god, you would be rate me. Like I told you not to change your whole face. But these lip plumpers are fucking hilarious because I Google them. Basically, they're like mint and cinnamon. They basically just burn your lip. Yeah. So your lips are burnt.

It's basically poisoning your lip. Yeah. So your lips are burnt. It's basically poisoning your lips. And they, so they look a little bigger for like 10 minutes. And it hurts. Like it's not comfortable. Yeah, it's not fun. And then I started to think like, who is this making happy? Like you know you're in pain. A guy you're gonna kiss is not the point of lips to be like, I only want to kiss her. He's gonna be like, did you just put a spell on me? And then I'm definitely not happy about it because I'm ranting about on TikTok. And then I googled it, it's like,

dries out your lips, you could get infections. Like it's so bad and girls, the device is potent. Why is it so potent? I, because to make the lips big, you have to burn them. It looks like a bunch of bees, it looks like you're having an allergic reaction.

Okay, but what if we did an experiment here on Gagley Squad and I ordered it? Yeah, yeah, we'll do it. And I do love a lip plump. I know, but how long do they last? The lip glosses don't last long, like at all. Like a normal lip gloss. And are you really going to reapply all night and just be like buzzing

You don't know you feel like your lips are asleep They never I've never gotten that I've never gotten to the point where my lips are fully numb But it's like they do burn a little yeah, and I have kissed a Manor to before that has been like are you like what is that? I'm like you don't know. You'll never know. Wait, why do you have Bob Ross on the Google Doc? It's just a dope documentary. Dude, do you know that he's my new obsession?

Did you watch the documentary? Okay, I didn't watch the documentary, but I'm about to. I like watching the bedroom or whatever, and Bob Ross was on the TV. I don't think I've ever been more relaxed in my damn life. Like, it was. So, just like God out of my own head, watch this nice man paint a beautiful mountain scene. He also gives, like, life advice. Life advice. And he's so monotone but I like it. I don't

like the way he says white. He says white paint like white. But because he says it like that, I'm fine with it. Anyone else would absolutely get punched in the face. Also, do you know that you can't buy his paintings? If there's a whole lot of shit underneath the empire of Bob Ross. I highly recommend you guys watch it on Netflix. But Bob Ross basically invented ASMR. Yeah. And I don't want to like, happy little clouds.

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taken advantage of with some business dealings and basically he lost the rights to his name and a bunch of people even now that he's passed away because family doesn't get any of it. But Bob Ross is an incredible human who changed lives How you guys have to watch a documentary so that's the dope documentary of the week Bob Ross Um, and then finally to wrap this up even though we were like so excited talking about the beginning, but we got So I talked what curtailed. I'm TV musical words One of my girlfriend said to me the other day. Do people care about these?

I feel like it's really good easy quick drama because you put a bunch of celebs in a room. Yeah, it's more like a spectacle and I can appreciate it. Do you want me to tell you a quick review and you can give me your, okay? So people liked Madonna's ass. She showed it. It looked great. What else is now? Lil Nas were this incredible lilac outfit. Yes, saw that. Did you see how the presenter like totally dissed him? No, what do you say? Who was so he basically just said like do I look good and The the announcer thought she was kind of funny was like listen. I'm not gonna say I'm hating on the fit

But let's move on and I was it It was kind of this just like MTV Announcement, wait and then Mustafa didn't Billy Eilish Insult who she insult okay, so this is a reach Jaila walks on stage and you know they like cut to the audience and Billy Eilish just like isn't clapping but I think she was just spacing out. Yeah if I had a dollar. Like I know me at anything that lasts more than 30 minutes. Your girl's spaced out. Yeah I'm thinking about something else. I'm thinking about like what do we have at home that we're gonna make in the air? And then finally this fight between Conor McGregor and Machine Gun Kelly, that like Machine

Guns people, they didn't want to associate him with that. And they were just like, it never happened. But there's like all these folks. So apparently Conor asked him for a picture. Machine Guns said no. And then Conor through a drink, a machine gun Kelly. And then, machine gun Kelly was doing an interview and someone said, what happened with Connor McGregor

and he looked at the host and then walked away. And how funny is it? Okay, always look at the girl in that situation because you know what your man is in a scuffle, not even a scuffle, just like fighting with someone. I think he would get in a fight with someone. It's the most embarrassing shit in the world. And you're just like, fuck. Like, what do I do as a lost girl?

The testosterone. As a supportive girlfriend to him, but also just not looking like a complete asshole, and also like not somehow getting punched in the face like snookie in between. Right. And Megan Fox handled it, I think exactly how I would have handled it. She just went, haha, haha. And like followed her boyfriend.

It's like, this is awkward, but I love him. So like, I don't know what you guys want from me. I think this might be a lie. But I saw on a meme or something that Conna McGregor said he dresses like a real housewife, but I think that might have been a joke that someone wrote. But he was wearing an outfit that Lisa Rena would wear. But, and then I also saw some conspiracy theories

that like machine gun Kelly is really good friends with Logan Paul and Logan Paul and Conor McGregor hate each other and like maybe there's something to do with that. I mean there has to be some beef because if I'm a celebrity and another celebrity and I'm a status of machine gun Kelly and then there's another celebrity equal or like more less than my celebrity dumb. And they just made that word up. And they asked me for a picture like,

I would be a little star-struck. So to say no, you have to dislike that person for a specific reason. It's like McGregor was like poking him maybe. But also, yeah, like he maybe he was asking for a picture like, and being an asshole about it. And so machine gun kind of like fuck you now, but also I love that we have no you guys know we have no idea

We have no idea what happened, but that was just a conspiracy theory that we made up we have no idea But also like look at like sports announcers They just talk for hours on what they think is gonna happen in the game, but that no one has any idea. Okay, also what about Megan Fox and Courtney Kardashian being like give it up for our future baby daddies? And they were talking about machine gun and Travis. I mean, the media's good, the media's good, they just made a line.

The media's been crazy this past week. John Malania, Olivia Munn having a baby. Jennifer Lawrence having a baby. I have to run, I have to head back into the city. But I'll see you this week. Yes. We'll have some fun events. Also guys, our Giggly Squad merch just dropped.

New suit. New suit. You and Corne. And Hannah. And they got away from me. Hannah. What? It's time for us to announce.

Oh my god, we have another big announcement. Do you know the date? No. No. Giggly Squad is doing a live show. In the beginning of November, we are going to Philadelphia. We will let you know the exact date, but we're pretty sure it's going to be the second weekend of November. And we're gonna have just fucking giggles in person. Like we're gonna have the best time. It's gonna be the best time.

We're basically throwing just a big ass party and performing for you guys a live giggly squad. And we're gonna have like audience interaction. Who, we actually, we're gonna just be up off. Yeah, we're gonna pop off. We're just gonna wing it. But we're all gonna hang out. And I feel like so many gigglers are virtually friends

with each other, but this would be the first time they could get together. But you guys, I know some of you were like, fuck, why do you pick Philly? First of all, Philly invented the United States or something. Second of all, Pages Psychic said, Philly was a good idea. Third of all, we wanted to just do like our first show

in a market like Philly to then expand and do other states Yes, but Philly was just close and had the perfect availability for us, so and we love a Philly cheese steak So tickets are going on sale soon and we are so excited to meet all of you guys in person and Take a shit ton of photos. Yeah, that's absolutely pop off at our live giggly squad. And just giggle until we have diarrhea. Okay guys, we love you so much. And we'll talk to you later. Thanks for giggling with us today.

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