Giggly Squad - Giggling about tour life, personality prostitutes, and the tinder swindler

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

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What is up my grandma guide glrs? Wait, gramaiglers. What are you even trying to say? Gramaiglers. He's trying to say basically all the gigglers Over 40 call themselves grant Gramm glars, okay, you guys need to think of a better word for that because I know not putting that on my brand It's too many syllables turns out there's tons of gigglers out there who are over 40 and

We love them. I mean my grandma's the oldest. She's 80 and she listens to every episode religiously. Nana still got it. We love you. I get so excited when I see a DM from Nana that's just like, you're so pretty. And like, Nana, I needed that. That's it. I... When Nana calls someone pretty, she means it. She's also doing this new aesthetic where she just kind of sits on her bed and has my papa take photos of her posing on the bed and that's anything I could ever want from marriage. She's just a superstar. Anyway, I'm speaking of superstars. The gigglers have been on tour with us.

If there's one thing I noticed about our tour, how many men the guiglers are actually fans? Yeah. I couldn't believe. So we did this whole segment where we talked to a boyfriend in the crowd and we want to shit on them, but the Geiglers have such good taste in men. And one of the questions was like, do you even know who we are? And he said, these tickets were my birthday gift. And I almost started crying.

Well, I was like, do you know what my name is? Like treating them like they're so stupid. And the guys like Hannah Lucy Burner. And I'm like middle name, okay. He knows my social security number. I always forget your middle name is Lucy. And every time I hear it, I get just as excited as if it was the first time.

I love my middle name so much with my first name, but honestly, you know how like when someone's like, oh, I was gonna be named this and you're like, oh my god, you're so not of that. You could be a Lucy. Honestly, it's my biggest beef with my mom that she didn't name me Lucy because everyone makes fun of how I pronounce Hannah.

But again, another time for my therapist, I should. So I wanna talk about our tour, is your sleep back yet? Because I slept till free today. My sleep is not back. I fall asleep at 3.30 in the middle of the night. And then I wake up at like 11, 11.30. And I can't, I even tried to sleep deprived myself the other night

and be like, okay, I don't take a nap, don't take a nap, because you're gonna fall asleep at like 11 tonight. I was still up till three. I can't figure it out. I have so much appreciation for you as just like a human in general. Oh my God, stop.

But the fact that you go on tour and go to like all these places all over the country and you stand up and you're by yourself, like I could never do our live podcast tour if I was by myself. Like I'd immediately start crying and I was like, I don't know what to say. So the fact that you go and do stand up by yourself and travel and like get hotels and do like all these logistics and we know you hate admin.

I just, I'm just, I was like, I said, said mom I don't know how she does I gotta go home the first thing I said to Hannah of like our first show when we got off stage and she literally started dying laughing. I said I understand Justin Bieber. Him and I are some patico and I got a Justin Bieber cannot feel dope in me anymore because he had so many highs from his concerts of millions of people. First up, we did with Seattle. Me either. No, I'd never been to Seattle.

It took forever to get there. We were basically... No, I literally felt like I was in... What is there? What's right there? Oh, Russia. You could see Russia from there. Hannah!

I literally felt like I could see Russia from there. Hannah. I literally felt like I could see Russia from there. See how the crowd was by far the most wild. I think so too. They had to close the woman's restroom because they somewhat cute, and then they were going to see. It was like wild. It always happens at one of our shows, and we don't find out until like the next, like in Philly,

a girl literally like broke her collarbone. Then we went to L.I. I was the most nervous for L.I. because I feel like we had the most like industry people that we're gonna be there. We had Greg came to that one. He was our surprise guest. Like there was just my best run from high school was there. Like there was just so much more pressure for L.I. just my best run from high school was there. Like there was just so much more pressure for LA. Well, also the Green Room is a place for the artists, as creators, for you to sit before your performance.

We through a party. We through a party in ours. We're normally supposed to just sit and relax, focus, maybe run through what you're doing, where our LA Green Room was lit. Just vodka flowing. Everyone was screaming. Everyone was screaming.

People were screaming. We were like, at one point, I'm like, have we checked if we're supposed to be in a state right now? We were like, I think the opener is like finishing and we should probably go up there. But it was so funny, because afterwards, everyone's like, you guys going out and we're like, Paige has already ordered McDonald's.

It's on the way. We do have now an after-show tradition where I do the McDonald's order. We go, we sit in the bed, we eat it, and I will say after Seattle, I cried hysterically. Not because the McDonald's order was wrong, it was correct, but I was laying in my bed and I'm not kidding. The adrenaline rush. And then like it being over, I felt like I was literally on LSD and like I was on the calm down. I had to FaceTime Hannah and make sure like I was okay.

She FaceTime me at 1 a.m. and she was like, this is the craziest drug I've ever done and I take back the other things I said about you being a prudest bitch because this is crazy emotionally. It's great, yeah, like I understand why you don't do drugs because you go out on stage and then you have to sit after with yourself. You just run through everything that happened. You think people had fun. Do you

think people liked it and it's just you think about it. It's a crazy experience. It's not an edited TV show or like an edited podcast. Like you can't take back anything that happened or the experience. But I always try to say like people remember how you made them feel, not what you said. And like we know the vibe. We know the vibe. From LA, we did not stay. We did not stay.

We went to San Francisco. Which I learned you can't say San Fran. You can't say it. Oh no, that's corny. I didn't know. Did you say it? Yeah, I did. Someone DM me and she was like, I'm not trying to call you out,

but like as a friend, don't say that ever again. Yeah, when I say, I'm, I have a show in Long Island. Everyone's like, it's on Long Island. That I'll never agree with. Anyway, San Francisco people were smart. People were very smart. People were techy.

We actually had a technical issue. We didn't even know we were having a technical issue. Someone in the crowd goes to your computer's die. And we're like, wow, you guys really are smart here. San Francisco was the most beautiful theater, like red seats. I felt like I was about to do an opera except with jokes about men being trash. And then we had also, like, it's funny how energy works with the crowd. Like certain parts of the crowd will have each other's energy. Like one part was fucked up.

One side was wild, positive heckling us. And the other side was like, we will laugh when you need us to. We will clap. We'll do anything. We're so well behaved. The other side was like, put me into tension, bitch. Put me into tension. The worst part of the trip was that on our first

flight from Seattle to LA, I lost my laptop, which someone would say is an important thing. You didn't lose it. And yeah, let's just also mind you our PowerPoint presentation for the said shows that we were going to do are in fact on Hannah's laptop. Luckily, Wi-Fi is a thing, and it was able to be set. Am I the drama? No, literally everything couldn't have been smoother. It was so smooth. We met a gig.

We met a gig. We were just living our lives. We had time and I was like a madman. I've been not trying to brag. I'm jet setting around Pittsburgh, Ohio, wild places. But this is what happened. I don't setting around Pittsburgh, Ohio, wild places. But this is what happened. I don't mean to blame a gay, the glare,

but one giggler gave us maple syrup from Canada. I think it was from Canada. I don't know, but it was a beautiful little thing of maple syrup. And when my bag came out, they do the whole, man, we got to check your bag. And then everyone looks at you, like, oh, you do cocaine. And then you get in trouble.

So he said that to me, like, this is your bag. And I'm like, yes, you do cocaine. And then you get in trouble. So he said that to me, this is your bag. And I'm like, yes, so I go to get the bag. I'm also trying to find page, because page has TSA pre. I don't, because I don't do admin. No hard, that would be for me to accomplish. So the guys go up the bag. Wait, it is such a fucking rigmarole. No, it's sudden.

You can't do it on purpose. Because they won't go in person for an interview. No, I'm like Absolutely not I'm also what they'd be like why do you have dildo ads every week? I'd be like who are you shut the fuck up Anyway, so the guy is like going through my bag and I'm like come on come on page is waiting and then he pulls out the Maple syrup and he's like oh this is actually the right amount. We don't have to take it for me. And I'm like, thanks. And immediately I go to see Paige.

We're sitting there, a giggler is at the airport. She recognized our voices while we were talking shit. We were having so much fun. We're in the flight together. We're taking insa stories. And I'm like, I can't wait to edit Giggly Squad, the podcast on a Monday. On our free. Monday at like 12 p.m.

Bitch forgot her laptop. And let's just say it's real. I'm in the road. I'm in the road. Tell the whole story. I'm in the road ahead of her. Okay. And she is like my child that I'm traveling with.

She taps my shoulder page. I I turn around take my headphone out I'm like yes Hannah. I um So what happened was I it's not my fault because I accidently And I know but and I was going I was like spit it out She's like I forgot my laptop and during TSA and I think it was the other one. I don't know what I felt like you're gonna be so disappointed in me. No. I was like, I'm stupid and I did a stupid.

It's literally like you're in your backseat of your mom's car. She's already pissed at you because you're late for school and you have to tell me that you forgot your backpack in the driveway. And she's like, 1000%. That is 1000%. And I remember you at first being like, 1%! That is 1,000%. And I remember you at first being like, oh, this is really bad. And then I was like, it'll be okay though. I'll figure it out.

I just need to use your laptop and you were like, okay. Hey. Everything was worked out, however. The laptop is coming from Seattle, stuck in Oregon, currently using Desi's laptop. Yes, we're still together if anyone was wondering. So that fucking happened. Everything was going too smoothly.

It was. We actually needed you to lose your laptop. We saw that after that. Yeah, we did. We're like, this is more us. But also the fact that I don't lose everything, every time we travel from hotel to there, I'm known for losing things.

Like I'm an avid. I think I might have ADHD and that's what I'm blaming it on, but like my dad would be like, she'd lose her torso if it wasn't attached to a body. I haven't lost something since 2010. Like it's just not in my repertoire to do. So I felt even more anxious that I wasn't in control of the thing lost.

Yes. How do you not lose things? Like, are you constantly doing like phone wallet keys, phone wallet keys? Are you just like, have a good home for everything? I think it's because I have a home for everything. Like, I know what's in my suitcase. I know what's in my carry on. I can also tell from like the weight of my carry on.

I'm like, I think I've left a bobby pin. You're like, you're like, see, if one thing in my routine gets twisted, I'll forget everything. Like if it's not just me doing the same, so this, when he got, he like, I took my backpack, everything went awry,

everything went awry. My brain was just like, and it has like at least one sticker if anyone sees it in a girl. Ryan, my brain was just like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh be like, good for you, like women in power, my body's are beautiful. But like when we were in high school, I didn't even, I would never even think about taking a nude because that would, it would ruin your whole life. I mean, I still feel like I would ruin my whole life

if someone leaks my hand. Not, not tits, but like, labia, I don't need that on the internet. Labia leakage is a new thing. Tits, honestly, people would be like, oh, didn't think her boobs would be that nice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or better. I'm honestly brave. She's brave. Personality. Oh my God. Speaking of, I had the most wild question of me. I'm gonna leave names out of this because this is my good friend who I love. And I might actually want to do this eventually. I was asked to be a personality prostitute. What the fuck's that mean? Okay, I get a message from someone.

And they go, hey, I know you're busy, but I have this friend who's a billionaire, and he's bored of his mind, and said to me, can you give a name to some female comics who want to come and hang in his huge mansion? He has insane parties and private chefs and just wants funny women there. It's like the playboy mansion, but funny women who don't fuck him and get paid. I don't really understand it, but it's basically a five star paid vacation. And I was like, tell me more.

And you're like, here's my Venmo. She's like, you just hang out with the girls, workout party, didn't love the workout part, didn't understand what had to be a thing. Maybe you do a set, because I go, wait, is there a gig involved? Like, do I perform? And she was like, not really, like, for him. Did you coin this term personality prostitute? Or, yes, wow, that was good. You pay for travel. I don't want you to think, I'm trying to get you into like a sex trafficking ring. Like, it's no sex, but he'll pay for everything. I've watched this documentary before.

I know, the sound starts. You literally obsessed with cults, is telling me about a text that you got from a friend, about traveling out of the country to some guy's mansion. You're like, no, but it's totally cool because I'm just gonna be myself and be funny. Hannah, no. You're not going.

She goes, he will love your personality, so you know I was like, wait, this is amazing. He's like, I hate those pretty girls that aren't funny. And I was like, There's literally a way to get children into a van and it's puppies and candies. And there's a way to get Hannah into a van and you love her personality.

And you act like you don't want to fuck me. Yeah, yes. No, literally. He just gave you the equivalent of getting you into an unmarked van. And then she goes, do you know any hot girls that are actually funny and fun to hang with that would come so I could be less bored?

That's what the guy said to her. So now there's a new thing, guys. You can't just be hot to go on these yachts. You have to make jokes. They're leveling up. The billionaires are leveling up. I don't know this man, but I can guarantee you that he does not deserve a funny and hot and smart girl hanging around him.

No, this is so, you want to know what actually this is very sad. He has to pay people to hang out with him. So he's basically saying like, I actually want friends because just hot girls are not like doing it for me, which is... What a thunk. But I do have to say, guys, more money, more problems. When I used to teach tennis after college, I'd meet some pretty wealthy people where they're so rich and they've maybe burned bridges with people or they just can't connect with

people because they are so rich, they don't understand normal life people or they just can't connect with people because they are so rich They don't understand normal life or people just like use them. Yeah, so they just like yeah, like they have a tennis girl They have a yoga girl. They have like a chef and they just travel with their like crew But if the last celebrities are like that too, you wonder what? Since I've been on tour As a touring artist, but I get Get having like a very small circle who does a like some type of job and keeping them around and that becomes your But those become your best friends. Yeah, and they over here everything like that team if they're consistent everywhere

But I also feel like what this guy's asking for he's been like, you know, you ever think I want a whole new friend group I feel like what this guy's asking for. He's bait, like, you know, you ever think I want a whole new friend group? Literally every day of my life. No, but you're like, I wish I just met a bunch of new, funny, cool people. This guy's like, can I pay for it? The fact that it's only women is like

the creepy part of it? Yeah, that's creepy. I talked to Des and Des was like, I mean, I'm gonna be in Ireland, like, if you wanna go, it's all cool, like, you know that girl, right? And I'm like, Des, this is how I die. Like, this is the beginning. So if you guys see be in Ireland, like, if you wanna go, it's all cool, like, you know that girl, right? And I'm like, does, this is how I die. Like, this is the beginning. So if you guys see me in a while,

don't worry about me, mind you damn business. Respect my privacy. No, I can't. Hannah, I'm calling your mom immediately after this podcast, because- But I do feel like I would bomb, like I'd be so nervous to be funny around him, I'd be like, so what's the deal?

Pump trees on my right, fuck, I'm gonna leave. I gotta go. I will say that one dinner, remember that one dinner party we did like a couple of summers ago with like a group of my guy friends and you, it was literally like you were just on and it was like, boom, boom, boom. Like every single thing that you said was hilarious. So you actually are really good in settings like that. Until I decide I'm done. Like I once like, then I'm like, I gotta go home.

I think my biggest concern regardless of like the sex trafficking, rape, and like money laundering. Murder. I can't be on vacation with people. Wait, it's my nightmare to be stuck somewhere. No. So far from home without butter. No, no, no. If I can't get into, if I'm going somewhere and it's for an extended period of time with like multiple people, I have better believe I've planned my exit strategy.

And two planes is not one of them. Can I just like that does not work out for me? No, I'm not going. I always need to exit plan. I always need to know where I can go to the bathroom. The bathroom is a safety spot for me. I do think, yeah, me and you were both hoping stuck in place, which is ironic, because we were stuck in a house together for a long time. But I know, like, after the first week, I did that. I was like, I needed to leave. Yeah, I also feel like girls who have dated horrible boyfriends. This isn't greened in them because I've dated guys before where like I know I

shouldn't be dating this person but for whatever reason we're going on this weekend trip or like we're going somewhere. I had always like I always had a planned exit strategy and it was always like, well, I'll just call my mom and I'll get out of this. I feel like girls instinctually because of society and even walking down the street you have a fucking exit plan.

So I feel like women just have that naturally, okay, if something were to happen, how do I get out of here? Well, that's also why it's good to always have your own money because there's the one reason I feel like sometimes women stay in abusive relationships besides the fact that you're being emotionally manipulated and abused and you're scared.

It's sometimes being like financially, I don't know what I'm gonna be able to do. Dude, that's so true because the first time I ever went down to Charleston to hang out with Craig by myself, he was like do you want me to like get your flight? And I got my own flight because I was like, no, what if in the first two hours, I don't fuck with this guy and I want to leave.

Like, I'm leaving. I'm changing my flight on my app and I'm leaving. Mm-hmm. Fuck yeah, I get those MQMs. I have always wanted to leave somewhere in the middle of the night. You know those horror movies who multiple of them start with the girl escaping the middle of the night and you're like oh I want to escape somewhere in the middle

of the night and someone wake up and just be like she's gone. Yeah and you'll never see me again. She's at her mom. She always will. We just saw the horrific segue for we haven't talked about dope documentary in a little and this dope documentary is everything. The Tinder Swindler, have you watched it? No, but I saw the preview for it. It's on Netflix.

But this isn't the same TikTok guy that's gone viral, right? Didn't turn that around that fast. No, are you talking about West Elm Caleb? Yeah, this isn't West Elm Caleb. Okay, but is it similar? No. Tinder Swindler. Tinder Swindler.

Great name. Is incredible. No, it doesn't start slow. It just starts kind of predictable where the girl's like, I just want to find love. I'm swiping on apps. I'm not going to give away anything, but I have to, he kind of reminds me like he would be friends with Perry and I mean that in the nicest way. Like if he was, if he wasn't a swindler. Like, he's like, he's like, they wear nice clothes, they have cool cars. They're in Eekin' O's one day,

they're in another island the next day, he's always traveling. So the best part about that. You're gonna get an angry text? Stop. Parry, I'm just saying you're rich, okay? I'm so rich. Better you than me, girl. Better you than me, girl.

I have a Paris stand, I love Paris. But enough about pages X's. The Timler Swindler is wild because he starts asking this girl for money. Do they tell you where this is set? Because I need a city to attach to. Okay, this is Europe, bitch. This is the girl. She's in London, but she's, I think, from Norway.

She's beautiful. And she meets this guy in Tinder and he's traveling around. He's in Berlin. He's in London. He's in every major city. But he's traveling. Basically, he's in the diamond industry. And he has enemies. So whenever he's in his, he's always, like, my enemies are going to get me, which I was traveling, basically he's in the diamond industry, and he has enemies.

So, whenever he's in his shoes, always like, my enemies are gonna get me, which I think is so fun. I started doing that around the house. I'm like, guys, can you please do the dishwasher? My enemies. My enemies are coming. So, we should be like, hey, something happened, like I need 50 grand, and she'd be like,

that's a lot of money, and he's like, my enemies are gonna find me soon. I need the money. How much can I tell? Don't keep calling. I don't know. Okay, okay, so Fast forward this if you don't want to know a little more about it, but Turns out he's using that money to party with other women Who he's getting money from so he's a full Ponzi scheme of living this fancy life. Okay, and that's just a promoter in New York City. And that's, hey, bring your hot girlfriend

so that I can start partying with them and forget all about you. That's just classic towel on a Saturday night. Yes, so we basically, like, in the beginning, takes them on these very fancy dates, like private jets them somewhere, then kicks them out, like sends them on these very fancy dates like private jets them somewhere then kicks them out Like sends them all these nice messages so they know like oh this guy's legit. He's rich He got me on a pretty jet

But he paid for that private jet with the last girl's money and then he's always like my card had to be canceled because my enemies are on to me. Can you send me something? He's the male version He's the male version of the other Netflix documentary that's coming out on Friday, which I can't fucking wait to watch. Or T-Dish. Anna Delvey. Yeah, okay.

So this is just a new version of that. So that will finally be like, you need to pay me back. Like, I am drowning in debt. And he'll be like, she's like, you owe me 80 grand. And he'll be like, sure, I'm gonna give you 200 grand. Here's the check. The check never goes through and he's off. And he's-

I would have a hard time. I would have a hard time if my father called me and said I need eight. No, I wouldn't have a hard time. But this night was a hard time. It was like, I was like you. I was like, I'm so fucking cheap. I would never send a guy this money.

Never. Page. Think of the shit you've done for Trashman before in your life. Think about you meet this guy, he's everything. You've done all these great things. He talks to you every day and he's like, babe, I'm rich. I got you. My enemies are coming for me and I need fit. Like he's groomed them already. He doesn't do this the first day. Like this is like three months in. Like he does it really strategically and he's like give me fifty grand take out alone i will pay it back because you really trust he's gonna pay it back

i got credit snowboard for his birthday and i'm about to literally return it right now with that so expensive i know and i feel like it's when they like that i wanted now he has no idea it's happening what if he doesn't like the kind of snowboard they're super picky about it? I contacted someone who knows what he wanted and just did the thing.

But like now I feel like I'm gonna be hustled. Then literally being hustled. You're like, how did I even get the idea to buy him that? Did he play that thing? He's like, he's the limitless. He's the limitless. He's the limitless. He's like, oh, so then he would send all these girls

the same video of his bodyguard getting punched and being in the ambulance and be like, my enemy's found me. I need to be at the next. I need to go on a flight. So they're paying for flights for him to be with another girl. And he's just partying in me canos again.

How old is his person? I'd say late 20s, early 30s. Way too metro for me, like I would never. But the best part of this is it goes public. Finally, the girls, like if they're not going to arrest him, because the police were like, this is crazy. So she gets these journalists to write an article about him. So with anyone Googles him, which is what you do after getting someone on Tinder,

they'll see that this guy's a con man. So it starts to blow up and then the girl he's with at the time, who he was with for like 12 months, who has spent a lot of money on him, is getting on a flight. And she doesn't answer his phone and she reads through everything. And she realizes like, holy fuck, this guy's a con man. But she swindles the Tinder swindler. This bitch. And you get so hyped up for this bitch. Are you happy? Are you happy watching it? Yeah, I know. Keep going now. You have to watch it. So she has like this tough attitude and she goes, so I pretend that I don't believe any of it. And I'm still here for him. And I say, you know, we have to, she works in fashion.

She's like, I'll sell your clothes. Like, I'll sell your clothes. So we, because he can't get any more money, because all his girls dropped him. So he's broke. And she goes, I'll find a way to sell your clothes. She takes all his clothes. I need to meet her.

And then leaves. I need to meet her. I didn't. She starts selling it. And he's like freaking out because she's not answering and she swindles him. But the problem is that he got arrested maybe for like a couple months and now he's just like in Israel doing the same shit. Oh my god. The audacity audacity. So, these men.

I mean, when men have that kind of power over you, and they use you emotionally like that, it's, he fucked up a lot of women in terms of their trust, and their finances, and it's intense, but you should definitely watch it. I'm trying to think if I've ever dated someone who's asked me for, yep, God damn it. I dated, when I was young, I dated a guy

who was into drugs, didn't know it, and he was like, I need $200. That was a lot when I was 18, but paid me back. I dated a guy one time who like could not stop gambling, and yeah, he asked me for $200. And when you're in college and your parents give you $200, that's the last year, the fucking month. But when you love someone, you're like,

I'm like, oh my God, here. I'm here for you. Wow, sorry, mom, I'm for listening to this. You're like, here's what that's credit card. Go, go, go. And like, the pin is. Oh my God. And then they found out that these videos he was sending

to the girls were like all filmed in the same day. So the girl knew that it wasn't a lie because she was seeing the videos that he sent to these other girls knowing like he sent the same video to me. So she knew like this guy wasn't. Okay. If you like don't want to die of anxiety While watching this I have a different show for everyone So I love like any period pieces like I don't care what

Period it's in and let's be honest. I don't really know. No, she just knows it's not that she got it right now That's all we know I just know it's not 2022 and it's old fashioned. It's not Euphoria Rizna Euphoria. So I watched on Hulu this show. I watched it all on our tour too called The Great and it's about Catherine the Great in Russia and she was like the last ruling Like Empress of Russia. That's really good. And then there's another one that I just started. There's only two episodes.

It's on HBO Max. It's called The Gilded Age. Oh, cool. So good. It's set in New York City in the late 1800s. And like, how, like, what New York City looked like back then? And like, how it was still like very aristocratic, even though like, we didn't have a king in a queen,

but there was like, butlers and all this stuff. Did you just notice that I used the word aristocratic? Yeah, I didn't know she might buy it, but I was like, we're in, I'm in, time to go. You were like, is this cat sound Broadway? Do you like to watch those pieces, too, to be like in my past life, who was I in this period of time?

Was I the butler? It was I, the Catherine the Great. Okay, speaking of Perry, this is a very very good podcast. Perry has talked about way too much on this week. The poor man has he not endured enough of me, you know? He's very alone. Like, hashtag Justice for Perry, he just did nothing to deserve me as an ex girlfriend. He took me to Versailles in France.

Yeah, it was actually the best fucking day because I really, really wanted to go to it and I really wanted to do a tour of the grounds and I actually find the butlers and the maids quarters so much more interesting when I tell you. I got out of the car stepped one tiny toe on the dirt of Versailles. I said I was a princess. I was a full fucking queen. I felt then I feel like everyone probably feels this when they don't I

looked at him and I was like I need to go to a psychic medium immediately because I was royal in a past life I know that I lived in this time period and lived as a royal thing. And you were fucking one of the butlers in the closet. Absolutely. Oh the pantry. No doubt about it. My, they're called my vagina's tiggling in this little pantry. What's happening? They're called footmen and a lady's maid and I know for a fact that I was banging the footmen All the time I feel like a lot of celebs or royals like are fucking their bodyguards because they're just like you feel safe

You've probably spent a lot of long time with them and you're just like you're hot. They're big. Yeah Yeah, I Have a period piece for you that you were going to love that you have to start watching. You know I only do documentaries and Des was like, look, it's not a documentary and I said, then why are you talking to me? It's about a serial killer and I go, I'm faintly interested in you. And he goes, but it's scripted and I go, don't love that and he goes, trust me on this. It's called the serpent.

Okay. The serpent. When I'm like, that doesn't sound like something I vibe and he goes, trust me on this. It's called the serpent. The serpent. When I'm like, that doesn't sound like my vibe. And he's like, please trust me. This is the most, it's on Netflix, the serpent. And it's, I think, say it again, say it one more time. The serpent. The serpent. Say crack again.

It's in the 70s. And it's the most incredible real true story of it's kind of like a con man such serial killer. And the way it's played out, it's constantly moving from like four months ahead, three months backwards, four months ahead. And at first I thought that'd be confusing, but it actually makes it so much more interesting because they'll tease something crazy. Think of backwards, explain how it happened, then tease something crazier. And the serpent is the best scripted show

I've seen in a long time. Wow, is one season, how many seasons we talking? I don't know, but the star girl is like gorgeous, like kind of, she's friends. Is there anyone famous in it or you don't know? No, which I love about it. Okay. But it's also like kind of a foreign film.

Like they speak English a little, and there's some subtitles. So much happening in this. Yeah. Oh, wait, you know what else I watched? What is it? Which is a documentary. Yeah.

Is I am Georgina. Which is. I want to watch it. No, Hannah, I love her so much. She makes my world go around. I'm obsessed with her. Okay, so for people who don't know about Jordina, she is the wife of Rinaldo. Yeah, she's the fiance, they haven't gotten married yet, but she's the fiance of Cristiano Rinaldo. So what was the point of the doc? What was she trying to

She's a very, she's a very private person and it was mainly about her day to day and how she really is like this normal-ass girl who now lives like a life of just being a princess. But you want her to because she fucking deserves it. She was like very poor growing up She worked the how they met is she worked at Gucci in Madrid Like she was just a sales girl and she happened to stay late one night Because someone was coming in who was like buying a certain amount of things and she was helping the woman and as she's walking out of the store She said it was like a movie like she saw him, he saw her, she looked away because she was so nervous and he said the moment I saw her, I knew I was never going to leave

her alone. And from that day on, they just like started hanging out and he would come to her work every day and pick her up in his Bugatti and she would walk out, get in the car and they would go to his house and hang out. And like, she's not like a normal celebrity where like, you know, she wants to be seen at like no boo and malibu. Like, she purposely goes to places in whatever country they're living in that like are whole in the walls. Like, no one knows who she is.

Like, she doesn't do paparazzi. She doesn't do like, and she has like such a close circle of friends that she's been friends with for like over 10 years. And those are the people that go on like her yachts with her and go on these trips with her like she doesn't really have like a famous circle of friends and she all she cares about is like being a mom and being a good person she goes to like all these orphanages and like talks to the kids she's like you can't just send money and you can't just like donate toys.

You have to go, you have to sit with these people like these kids. She's just literally the nicest human I think I've ever watched on my television screen. There's a lot of beautiful things in that because fame does change you. Your ego can be fed by it so much to the point that if you don't like who you are, you can tell yourself, I'm not that girl anymore. I'm now someone new. I'm not that sales girl. I am now better than all you sales girls. Oh my God. Not at all. But she's like stayed who she is. She even goes back to like the hotel that she used to work at. The only reason she got her job at Gucci is because she used to work in this like little town at

this hotel bar. And someone who worked at Gucci noticed what a hard worker she was, and was like, I think it was at Gucci, and was like come to Madrid and work. You could be making so many more tips if you came to work. And she would work, like she had two different jobs. She'd work morning and night.

She'd come home at like, she had to take a bus of five hours to get to her job. Five hours. A bus. Yes, she would. The logistics of that. No, no. The admin on that.

I just, I couldn't have, it's in subtitles, but like you don't even care because you love her so much. And she literally like, the only thing she like says that she loves about like the money she has now is she just loves clothes. She's like and I've always loved clothes and the fact that I can buy any bag I want and walk into any store and get whatever I want is just like. Well, that kind of reminds me of Alexa Chung who I love who became like a fashion icon and she's like I'm not fashionable I just made money. Like no literally made money and now I wear fancy things I didn't.

It's like you're not ugly, you're just poor. But it also makes me want to ask you, do you believe in that love at first sight scenario? Or is it just coincidental that he's so nice? I believe in lust at first sight. I believe in seeing someone and being and having this. How many guys at the bar have you seen and been like, that's my next husband? I believe in like lust at first sight. Like I believe in seeing someone and being and having with you guys at the bar. Have you seen him been like, that's my next husband?

Countless. Millions. No, but I will say, oh my god, I don't want to bring it back to Perry. The title, this is going to be like Perry unwrapped. But when I was dating Perry and I met Craig for the first time, it was a totally different feeling, not of like, oh my god, that guy so hot I want to fuck that guy.

It was actually a very calm feeling of being like, I know that one, I'm not even worried about what's going on in my life right now or what's going on in his. I know that one day I will be with that person. That is so crazy. And it's a very weird, yeah. So I believe in like certain, but then you can meet that person and be like, I made all of that up in my head. But I do believe in that first moment. I saw this clip of like Lisa Rina.

Also, are you aware of Harry Hamlin at all, like who he was? He was like, I know, I have a little bit of knowledge. He was hot when he was young. I didn't realize that because he kind of like skinny now and like does the whole like smart nerdy guy thing. Like when she refers to him and calls him first and last name, like I would appreciate if you started doing that to does. Like when you refer to desert.

And when she just like does Bishop said, I think that's it. I like that. Also we have good boyfriends to do that because they have like one syllable Yes, well does can be does men, but we don't call him that I'm gonna start referring to Craig is Craig Conover See square other fucker Desperate Bishop So Lisa Rina said that they but she was on a date with a guy. Harry was with his ex-wife and they walked past each other at a restaurant.

And she was like, oh my god, it's Harry Hamlin. He was like the shit at the time. And he was like, oh my god, that's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. And I think that's not like love at first sight, but I think if you have that initial lust reaction, it definitely helps. I know I saw Desert You stand up six years ago, and he didn't know who I was. And I go, that man on stage, I want to fuck. Is that not crazy? And then he saw me in an insah story, in Nikki Glazer's insah story, and added me

because he thought I was pretty. It's the universe. It's the insah story. I probably thought I looked ugly. Yeah, just right. It's the universe. I'm not into story. I probably thought I looked ugly. Yeah, it's just my fault. Right. Yeah.

I feel like sometimes the universe, like they give you things at the right timing, but I also feel like the universe fucks with you a little, because they're like, hey, I just want to like give you a little glimpse because like that's who you actually end up with, but not right now. Like we have other things to do until you got there, but here's a preview.

Do you know how they say like, God laughs at your plans? What I really was about the universe is there's so much more creative than we are. Like, for example, when I'm planning Revenge on people, the universe is like, that's adorable. Give me a little more time and it's going to be so much worse than you could ever imagine. Like, that was something happened and you're like, I could have never. Like even our careers. I was just going to say that. Like if you were planning like, oh, I want to be an e-corespond, the universe is like,

I hear you, give me some time and it's going to be a little more fun. So I'm going to put you on stage and you're the next Justin Bieber. But also that's why your plans can be limiting. Like, even with dudes, I never imagined that I would be with a guy like Des, but the universe can be like, sometimes it's way a little bit longer. Yeah, trust that the universe has

something more interesting for you. Absolutely, and that's why like when, and like we've all done it, I've done it a thousand times. I've done it literally with every boyfriend I've ever had. Like forcing it to try and make it work, because you're like, no, like this is supposed to be it. I've done it literally with every boyfriend I've ever had. Like forcing it to try and make it work, because you're like, no, like this is supposed to be it.

Like if you just let go, even like an ounce, the universe is like, thank you. Now like take some time, and I'm gonna really send you someone who's so much better than this fucking person. Yeah. So it really, you just have to like chill out. That was our mental health moment. I'm not sure what. It sure was. It That was our mental health moment. It sure was.

It's a mental health moment. I felt that shit. Let's do a little front page news. Yes. Oh, wait, there's so much going on. I apologize. It took so long, Paige. Please.

First of all, Kylie Jenner had her baby. And I'm sorry. Do you think she planned to have it on 2 to 22? After a lot of that. It's very powerful. It means like partnerships, love, whatever. Good for her. She planned to have it on 22. After a lot of that. It's very powerful. It means like partnerships, love, whatever. Good for her.

Wasn't her stormy the day before? Was it that? Maybe. I might have made that. No, I feel like what happened? No, the thing I'm thinking of is members she announced her pregnancy on the Super Bowl. And everyone was like like how did Chris Kardashian

Literally just overtake the number one thing in America But anyway, we don't know the name yet, but she did have a boy. I Not even what I'm here to talk about Have you seen Kanye West posting about Kim Kardashian? Well, I forwarded to you like right when it was happening. I was like, we're unraveling. It's happening. We're unraveling.

You can feel, because he's only doing capital letters, so he's yelling from the rooftops, his captions. It was the all caps for me. I couldn't even get through reading it, because I was like, the fact that this isn't all caps is making me anxious. And I also, I also, they're also there oh I wanted to tell you I posted on Giggly Squad just now how Kanye like had a weird rap in 2010 for all of the lights where he

manifested what's kind of happening remember goes restraining order can't see my daughter I'm rapper right now her mother brother grandmother came in that order do you remember that yes I mean one of the greatest lyrics of all time learning order, can't see my daughter, I'm rapper right now. Her mother, brother, grandmother, hey me in that order. Do you remember that? Yes, I mean, one of the greatest lyrics of all time. That was in 2010, and like, he was him and Kim were great. Might be a hot take, but I actually do believe that Kanye is a genius in his own fucked up way.

Well, yeah, he's definitely a creative genius. I just think it's so interesting because, you know how they always say like celebrities, they're just like us, they use toilet paper and shit, like not and shit, that just happened to come out like that. Hahaha. Anyhow, Kim is dealing with a boyfriend that we've all dealt with before before where it's the kind that like

Trashes you to all your friends or like tries to like you know, muddle your Muddy your name not muddle. This isn't a frozen drink Like muddy your name and like if there's is just on such a bigger fucking scale He's like cringe. He's so jealous. It's almost too intimate where you're like, okay, this is so much that I want to know or need to know. I actually shouldn't be reading this because I feel like I'm in their private life and I'm uncomfortable.

But Kim spoke up. Kim had like a full... A queen. A queen. Oh, paragraph. I mean, when he started out saying, she was pissed at the first sentence, as was I, when he said, he said, this is my first divorce. So he was like, I apologize, this is my first divorce.

So I don't know how this goes. Incinuating that like, she's been divorced three times like this is her third. And then I loved when she said, as like the primary caregiver, like she has the kids all day, yes, she has nannies and such. And he's mad north is on TikTok. Kim I think is actually allowing north to be somewhat normal. Everyone is on TikTok and she's monitoring it because north is a young girl. But also this is something you too need to figure out as parents. Pride. Yeah, like I don't and also let's be honest. All of this like crazy things that he's doing in the press is not ultimately hurting

Kim. It's ultimately going to hurt your relationship with your children when they get in high school and they read what really happened. They're going to hate you. They're going to absolutely hate you. What would you be doing if you were Julia Fox right now? Taking the clothes and keeping my mouth shut. But,

I'm doing exactly what she's doing, just being like take my picture. Why you could possibly. I remember we got like all her friends Berkins, and then people were like, me showing up to new relationship with all my baggage. Yeah. I'm in a baggage.

Why are an hour significant others getting each other, why aren't they getting us burkins? I'm mad it does. I'm mad it's Greg. I'm about to send him a snarky ass text. So interesting that you haven't bought me a burkin yet because it was Paige's birthday a couple months ago Anyone who's going through an abusive relationship or a crazy relationship right now or just think they're dating is horrible

Comcrations going through it. Comcrations rich famous beautiful. It doesn't matter who you are Beyonce was cheated on relationships are hard. Okay, release the thing with fame For all the light there's extreme light. there's extreme darkness. Yeah. Oh my god, yes. When you get famous, you get some real pluses, which means it has to be balanced out by real minuses. That's just how life works. So for people who are not in the public eye, you're not dealing with the extended darkness, or the extended lightness, but it might be fucking nice just to not have to worry about 40 million people seeing what your ex thinks about you. Could you on your phone? Could you, I don't want to call the narcissist because I don't know him personally,

but the behavior is classic narcissist where all you do is is attack them, try to make their, the victim victims name. Like their image bad. Like people shouldn't like this person for X, Y, and Z. I heard a line and I think it's in a country music song and you know I'm not good at quoting, I eat music songs. I think it was a country music song.

And I, it's so good when people are talking shit about you, like rather than trying to silence people who just talk shit about you, there was a line that said, if you stop telling lies about me, I won't tell the truth about you. Well, this is the thing that I've experienced. People will constantly lie about you to get ahead of what them being scared that you're going to tell the truth about them. Yes honey. Yes. Like I know the truth about people and we will slam my name so that all of everything that comes out of my mouth is crazy. Right. If God because they know that I know you know because I know because you know that I know that you know, because I know, because you know

that I know that you know, and we all know. I'm going to tell you then the universe comes. And the universe will be like, don't worry, everyone will know. Yeah, we got your back. The universe will be like, the truth will prevail. And I think for Kim being such a calm, cool and collected person, I think in her real life, I think she's like that as well. I think it honestly, I think it's because she doesn't drink. That's like, that only helps her mental health. Her not drinking.

Yeah, her, she doesn't drink. She's always said she's never done drugs. I think that is a really, as I get older and older, I think about not, I think there will be, I think there will be a moment in my life that I don't drink. And not because I feel like I have a problem with drinking, I just, as I get older, I feel so much better when I'm not drunk or when I'm not hungover. And how did we even get on this? You're drinking.

No, well, how can, has been able to just survive all this crazy stuff. But I do also have to say about Kanye. You ever end a relationship and see how they act? And you see how they act and you go, oh, I totally made the right decision. Because you know, guys are a certain way. And the second they lose control over you, they're fucking like I've had X's do some crazy shit that I'm like how did I ever trust you with my heart ever. I think we should end the podcast on this story because I have an amazing story to the finale let's fuck this up. I was

dating a guy and I was in my 20s. No, Perry? Like would never do that. I was I was dating a guy and I was in my 20s just No, apparently like but never did I was dating a guy in my 20s We were together for kind of a while and we got into this crazy huge fight one night and for Valentine's Day Oh, how a like good timing for Valentine's Day I had gotten him a framed picture of him and I from like a Christmas or so. I don't know We were dressed up whatever. And it was hanging on his wall in his bedroom in his apartment. We got into a huge fight one night. This could like maybe a month after Valentine's Day.

He Instagram story. Him taking the picture off the wall, walking out of his apartment because in New York City, you throw your trash in a room down the hall. Walking to the trash room, throwing the picture in the trash and the caption of the Instagram story said, taking out the trash. What was the photo of? It was a photo of him and I. And now I was not on summer house yet. I had zero followers.

I Instagram was honestly still pretty new yet, I had zero followers. I, Instagram was honestly still like pretty new. People still use weird filters. And yeah, there was still dog ears. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was so mortified that all 200 of his Instagram followers were going to see this. I texted every single one of his friends, like,

you got to tell him to take this down. Like, I'm, I thought my life was over Then I joined reality TV And the universe was like just wait for all the women out there too whenever a man It's been romantic men and non-romantic men who I've had falling out with they always come for my career They always try to hurt my career. And it's because that's where there's a lot of male gatekeepers that they can say, hey, kick her off this. Don't let her do that. And girls, we have to support each other. The universe will serve that revenge.

Hot or cold. However, you prefer it. I prefer it. Hot. Microwave two cares. Yeah. throw that thing in the air fryer Everyone has dealt with guys trying to in the public eye no matter how big make them look like they're the crazy ones or like they're the bitchy ones Yeah, and they did something wrong and Don't feed into their mess you focus on you boo because he's busy talking about you while you're doing your thing I'm oh my god. I'm about to like fucking run a marathon run a brown over here Oh my god, but we have been getting so many nice messages of giggle is being like I broke up with my boyfriend because of you And I'm like yes power

I'm like double check make sure you want to do it not just me going France But we love the gig with so much. And meeting you guys over at this last tour was everything New York City is going to be announced soon. Yeah. People were like, are you not doing New York? We're like, bitch. So we love you guys.

And we'll talk to you later. Thanks for giggling with us. Bye. you