Giggly Squad - Giggling about tour, team sports, and MomTok

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

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Oh I thought you were just so tired. No y'all. Okay. No. Y'all. Y'all. We're saying y'all because we don't have the time to say you guys. And I guess we're in the South. We're in the South.

When you say y'all you save so much time in your life. I saved like 40 minutes yesterday. We are in Durham, but we have had five shows in three days. And honestly, I'm feeling rejuvenated. That's crazy because I almost passed out on stage at the second Atlanta show. And I want to know if anyone I wonder if anyone picked up like my whole mood changed. I know your mood changed but like sometimes with the Q&A, like we were having trouble hearing one girl

so I thought you were just having trouble hearing her. I was having trouble hearing but I also was having trouble seeing. I kind of love that you could not hear or see her talk and I was like, you seem normal. But she walks off stage and you go, I'm literally gonna faint, which you've done multiple times. Multiple times. Well, I felt so bad because when we ended

the second Atlanta show, like we hug and then we usually like turn and like say bye to everyone and I ran off because I was like, I'm gonna fall to the ground. I was overcompensating because I was like, that looked kind of conti. So then I was like, I was touching of conti. So then I was like, I was touching everyone in the front row.

I was like holding, I was basically giving my phone to everyone in the front row, because I was holding like something else in my other hand. Anyway. I was backstage like vomiting. Well, I went out and I was like, you haven't eaten. And then we like, were arguing about

if you had a quesadilla or not. I had a quesadilla. And then she literally like a true Italian mother she force-fed me a banana. Yeah, I forced her a banana, but look that was after five shows. Honestly for 4.87 shows you were incredible. Well, this has been child labor for sure. And I thought I was doing good because I've been drinking my Stanley. I've been taking my vitamins.

I think what also happens is when we do live shows, I love doing live shows and they're so much fun, but I actually get so nervous before and I don't think anyone would like pick up on it. So I think I like stress my own body out with like being nervous to go on stage in front of like 2,500 people. That's like when like runners, you're like,

why didn't he win? He's faster, but it's like his nerves were so intense that like his body just like couldn't compete. So like when I'm up on stage, I'm scared the whole time. I feel like you're nervous the first six minutes. Yeah, but last night for whatever reason, I just felt like, I don't know. I don't know if it's because we were in Atlanta

and I was like, oh my God, this is like a lot of people and like we're in Atlanta, like you have to be good. The Hollywood of the South. Yeah, and I don't know if that's like what it was. I'm gonna tell you what it was. Your high pony was too tight. No my high pony was way too tight. I think you literally cut off circulation to my brain. Because it happened when I crossed my legs like no literally like four minutes after I like got into a different position and crossed my legs I was like oh maybe I'm cutting off my circulation.

Also, by the way, Paige sits the entire time. No, I sit the entire time because I shake like when I'm holding the microphone. And so like getting up is not an option for me. I'm like too nervous. But the gigglers have all, first of all, everyone looks gorgeous. And I have been getting messages being like,

what do we wear on tour? Paige and I go off. Like we you, no one will ever be overdressed because Paige wore a belt as a skirt one of the nights and not sitting outfits as you said. No, I've been wearing standing outfits, which is my own fault. She's wearing like house to car outfits, you know? Yeah, I'm wearing shoes that are car to table shoes. Yes and I I wore a terry cloth hooded corset nobody anticipated that. No that was... Well then I some girls can like it's like girls who could pull off hats can

pull off hoods. Wait, interesting. I've thought about this a lot. I have like, even though my head looks big, I actually have a small head, so I don't even get to have a cute, it looks big. Anyway, it's not. So I put a hood on, I look like a sperm. Yeah, you never wear a baseball hat to like the airport.

No, I also feel like if I'm trying to be like cool and incognito, more people look at me when I have a hat on because they're like, that girl looks stupid in that hat. See, I don't know what it is about the airport. I can't go to the airport without a baseball hat. I feel exposed. And I feel like it also partly keeps my head warm. You look so chic in your baseball hat.

I love wearing a baseball hat. My mom hates when I wear one. But I love it. I think they can be so cute and they're just easy. And at the airport, like, no, you need it. It like helps when you're trying to sleep. You like pull it down. You can't see anyone.

You can like close your eyes. I put my headphones on with wires so everyone knows I'm listening to something even when I'm not. Also Paige, so everyone knows I'm listening to something even when I'm not. Also Paige, the first flight, I'm like taking down my bag

and my wired headphones get stuck in my wheel. In her wheel and she's looking at me like, are you fucking kidding me with your fucking, this is a bit that's gone too far. I was like, I'm gonna have to rip the headphone. And then you took your long ass fingers and you somehow like undid it. Got it untangled. Within three seconds before we had to like walk off. Yeah I was so scared. I was like everyone's gonna yell at us. I was so scared. I do have to say I think this show is better than last show. I

think it is too because I think it's I think it's more niche like but I think it's more girly. Well, we've evolved. I feel like the first show, I loved so much and I really was like, I don't think we can beat it. And then now we're just like, we've grown, we've learned, we know what works and we have so many more inside jokes. Like it's just like,

and I feel like the gigglers also are just stronger. No, it has been so much fun and it has been. We just started the tour like crazy. Like it wasn't like, oh, let's do like one show. No, it was like six shows, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, and we have one more tonight. And I hate every airport. I just think every airport's the same

and I don't even process the airport. I'm just like, I'm in another airport, I'm in another hotel. I do wanna say, even though we have been on tour and like I'm in another airport, I'm in another hotel. I do want to say even though we have been on tour and we've been in four cities, we've done six shows, it has not kept me from my personal shows. Oh I know which I'm very impressed by. I finished the entire season, first season of Secret Lives of Mormon Moms, Mormon Wives, whatever.

So Paige thought, Grace thought it was, I'm calling out Butter, I'm calling everyone the wrong name, Grace thought it was a documentary. So she started watching it and was like, this is reality TV. It's a full reality TV show. Yeah, what are your thoughts? I have so many and I know we do have some Mormon gigglers and I'm not trying to-

No, but the Mormon gig, they get it. I'm not trying to- No, but the Mormon, they get it. I'm not trying to alienate a religious group by any means. You guys are in a cult and it's so scary. Here's what I think is what I relate to it and what I think is the scariest part. Obviously I grew up very, like went to a Catholic school my whole life, like grew up a little bit more conservative.

And so like, I know the shame I have around like sex, that like it takes you in your twenties that you have to almost like have a conversation with yourself, like you're not a bad person if you like have sex with people. And so to watch these girls be in their like, they're in such a range of their twenties and have like no, have such shame around sexual activity.

Even with their husband. Yeah, and kids, like they're not allowed to like bring up certain things in front of their husbands or like talk about things with their friends that are sexual. Throw me in that house for 10 minutes. It's so crazy because it's like the generational trauma that is wild.

But you know what's crazy too? I feel like when you're suppressed, you're like worse. It's like a kid who didn't have candy as a kid when they finally realized they could eat candy and they just like overdosed. So it's like these girls, I didn't watch it. Okay, when you were on the plane, I was watching on the side.

And I was like, why is Whitney crying in the first episode? I totally get like second season, third season crying. Like I'll do it all day. First episode crying is wild behavior. Wild behavior also, like there's one girl, I can't even remember her name. She had a baby when she was 16 and then she married the guy

and he was like four years older than her. And I was like, do the math. Anyone talking about how that's pedophilia? Like you can't have a baby at 16 with someone in your 20s, that's illegal. Also more importantly, they all have the same hair extensions,

like the same wave, like it's the same from the same horse or wherever they get it from. Yeah, I don't know what that is, specifically. That's crazy, like they all look exactly the same to the point that in one of the early episodes that I was watching from over your shoulder, they were wearing sweatshirts

with their names on it so you can identify them. If you are casting a show. No, it took me a long time to get everyone's name because I was like, they all look the same. And I don't know if they're all like kind of related. I don't want to throw that out there, but like they all have like a similar look except like the one girl with short hair, which is Whitney.

Some of them, I'm not sure if they know that their husbands are gay. I'm pretty sure the husbands know that they're gay. It's very, it's so crazy. And then there's this one girl she's married to, you can, he has crazy eyes, like you can tell, you know how you, have you been seeing that thing on TikTok where you can tell a guy's a narcissist by a smile

Have you seen it has like space above his eye? It's like they have like different like their eyes are dead like you're looking at them It looks like there's no emotion behind their eyes. Yeah, this guy Is going to be on an episode of snap he is one of the scariest people on reality TV I think I've ever like witnessed. So producers are happy. Producers are jumping for joy at Hulu. Well also these girls are not just like people that they approach like these girls were trying to be famous they kept calling it mom talk and I thought they were saying mom talk and I was like is this a new episode of Summer House?

I thought they all had one TikTok that they posted from that was called Mom Talk. No, it was just like a trend of moms posting videos. So they're all trying to get famous through that. Yeah, but they keep being like the essence of Mom Talk. I was like, no one actually. You guys made this up. Yeah, like this is not, no one gives a fuck about Mom Talk.

Work on the white salamander shit. I've looked into it. It's wild stuff. But you also feel like these girls, they're ready to do good TV because they've been, they're like, okay, we're from TikTok. No, they're airing it out. They're saying everything.

This is our time to shine. We're on like real TV. This isn't TikTok and they're going hard. But... It's kind of so scary. And then like the main girl, her name's Taylor and I'm team Taylor She cries the whole time because like her first of all her mom is so mean to her. I I

Want to be like you're the reason she's like this you've literally shamed her for every decision She's ever made is she is this after her everyone was swinging Yeah, and there she there's not even the swingers aren't even on the show. She's the only swinger. It's all like these other girls that are just Mormons and moms. It's also so funny, because it's like if you all just stopped being so upset that someone had an orgasm,

like we all could just go about our lives. Here's the one interesting thing. So they don't drink alcohol, they're not supposed to drink coffee. But they can do Adderall, which is crack cocaine. So like around their town in Utah, there's all like soda shops. So they go into these different soda shops.

Like the 1920s. Yes, and they get these massive sodas with all these different sugars and like things in them because that's their vice. Stimulation. And that alone, I'm like, you guys need to figure it out. But I will say, if there was a soda shop in New York City, I probably would frequent it because I do love soda.

But I'm allowed to drink coffee and alcohol. Also, can I just shout out, I'm one of those people, because I'm not that into drinking right now, I will order a $14 mocktail. Yeah. And the people I'm with of those people like cuz I'm not that into drinking right now. I will order a $14 mocktail Yeah, and like the people I'm with will be like do you want another one and I'm like no They're like have another one. I'm like I can handle one for you. I guess Starbucks refresher. I'm not getting another fourth I'm not spending $50 on juice tonight No, it's crazy

And then they all go to Vegas for like a cast trip, whatever, and the one girl, they're all going to Chippendales. And the one girl's husband tells her that if she goes to the Chippendales show, she will be single, he will divorce her, and it'll be really hard for her to be a single mom. She like, it's just the, I'm like, how is your mom not watching this

and immediately yanking you out of your own home with your husband. No, because the most important thing is them having a husband. Which is fucking crazy. Talk about the opposite of decentering men. Here's the other thing. They are all the breadwinners in their home.

What? Yes, every single one of them makes it. Some of their husbands don't even fucking work. What? You could not Seconds in that fucking town if I've bought everything in the house you're fucking cleaning bro No, mama's been working like I'd be like get out of my house Well, that's actually so interesting because the Mormon religion the women were just caretakers and because of technology They have now like started this new

Group of women who make money accidentally from just being interesting. And I will say some of the women are married to men that it doesn't seem like that's the norm in their house. They don't seem controlling and they don't whatever. But as I'm watching this and as I watch certain things that are like this where it's like a documentary or whatever, rather than thinking about,

oh, I wonder what I would have been like if I grew up like this or this was my life, I relate it more to me having a daughter and being like, oh my God, I hope my daughter never, I need to teach my daughter X, Y, and Z. If you're the breadwinner, you're fucking in charge. If you wanna have sex at a normal fucking age, here's how you do it.

Some of these girls didn't know how to have sex when they got married. That's mind blowing. And cause yeah, they're not talking to each other cause they're judging each other if someone knows something. I could not stop thinking that they they all have like 10 fucking kids. What is your daughter going to think when she sees you just hysterically crying because her dad is a fucking psychopath?

Like it just I feel all. Are the kids on it? No, the kids aren't on it, which I think is best. I don't think that they should be on it. Yeah. They're actually talking about some of the craziest shit. Like it's way more serious than I think people think because like it is a reality show and it's like, no, these women are actually, most of them, it feels like they have, what's that syndrome

where you fall in love with your kidnapper? Munchausen. No. I just wanted to say Munchausen. Because they're like, no one's ever loved me like this. It's like, because you've never met anyone else. You literally married him at 17. Yes.

Wait, so it's different than the Salt Lake City housewives because these are like young girls. They range from like 21 to like 30. Is Salt Lake City housewives more? Not all of them are even Mormon. They're not even all Mormon. I feel like housewives of Salt Lake City are like Mormon-ish.

Well, do they talk about the thing where they put the penis in the armpit? What the fuck is that? No. It's called, we talk about this every episode. Penis in the armpit? They, instead of sex, they do all these things. So they put a guy's penis in their armpit with lube.

And they jerk him off. And they let him, or they'll do the what's it called where you bounce on the bed. Soaking. Soaking. They do the soaking. And it's so hard, because I'm from Brooklyn, New York, a bunch of hippies, who like at four years old they were like you can have two dads and like sex is beautiful so like I really have a hard time

comprehending it no it is like that's why I said like I'm not like I'm not naive to growing up like conservative and being taught like when I was in high school you were just taught sex is bad, you don't do it till you're married. Like that was the overall arching message in my brain, like you don't have sex, you're like a bad person if you do it too young. Use a condom, that's all I was told,

like use a condom, be safe. And so theirs is just like such an extreme, and it's like the shame you must have around like your own self and your own body must be so unbearable I couldn't I couldn't imagine. And it's all just inflicted by their social norms. And here's the other thing one of the girls said in the show that I don't think anyone's like attention to. Whitney was yelling at Taylor for something and she said the phrase, "'You're giving I.D. Goff energy?'

And I go, what the fuck is I.D. Goff energy? And then I thought about it and it was, and the acronym, like, I don't give a fuck, but she said it out and I was like, you guys need to be stopped. And that's the most fucked up thing that's happened. And I was like, you guys need to be stopped. And that's the most fucked up thing that's happened on the show so far. You guys need to be stopped. I'm calling the police.

And I was like, oh, maybe that's a Gen Z thing, but she's 30. And I was like, okay, bitch, no. Like you can't go around saying I.D. Goff. That's illegal. That's where we have to put our foot down. That's where we have to put the foot down. That's where I'm drawing the line.

I watched a crazy documentary about Hope Solo on Netflix. Oh yeah. I think it's an untold. So Hope Solo was basically the face of women's soccer and then she just like disappeared. Well didn't she get arrested? She was arrested, there was some shit that went down but it's like her story.

First of all, she's gorgeous and such a badass, has the sweetest little voice. And she's not, at first I was like, she putting this on to be sweet. Like old videos, she talks like this, I'm hope solo, but she's like 6'2", and like a incredible athlete. So she has this crazy story that her mom and dad divorced

and then her dad became homeless. So she was this crazy story that like her mom and dad divorced and then her dad became homeless. So she was literally like playing soccer and one day they were like there's a man in the woods and he says he's your dad and she was like dad. And she like, but she was very like loving about it. Like he would just go to all the games, like she got him a sweatshirt and like she just like was, she's still like proud.

She would leave tickets for every game in case he came. Yeah, he just supported her, but he was clearly going through. Look, there's a lot of things they didn't talk about. Yeah, but a missing piece is. Yeah, I need a little more context, but she was like, yeah, my dad was homeless, but so good at cheering on the sidelines. And I'm like, I feel like there's more to that.

Yeah. But she didn't come from a lot of money and she ended up getting promoted and she gets all the way to the World Cup or something and they finally put her in. They finally put her in to be the starting goalie and she's doing amazing and she gets all the way to the finals.

And the girls basically tell the coach they don't want Hope Solo to be a goalie in the game. They want the older goalie to finish her career in the final game, and Hope is like, I got us here, why would you put a goalie that's not as good as me in? For the final game. For the final game.

Okay, I'm on Hope's side for that. And then they lose in the finals. And Hope is very, she speaks her mind. Yeah. So she basically was like. I told you. Like that girl's not as good as me, they shouldn't have put her in.

Like she said it in an interview, something along those lines. Yeah. And like we've all been loosey goosey on an interview before. Yeah, who hasn't? And like look, she was speaking her truth. She spoke her truth, but like,

I didn't play a team sport, probably for good reason, but like, team sports, you can't, team sports, it's like, the team is number one. Organized, fun, little eerie. It's giving more men. It's giving more men. Team sports are cults.

But it was very like, the team comes first, you don't talk individually or bash a teammate or a coach. Which like, that's like what they believe. Comradery. Comradery, which is a cute idea. Yeah. So. But also, if you're a bitch,

I'm gonna say you're a fucking bitch. So she just felt like the team turned on her, went behind her back, like didn't put her in, and then everyone loses and she was just upset. After she did that, the team basically exes her out. Like, you're done, you're off the team. They get a new coach and eventually they try to mend the relationship and get her back on the team.

Oh, she legit got kicked off the team. It was like no one was talking to her. It was like really weird. But soccer is weird because it's like, they have their own local teams, then every couple years they do the United States team. I don't know all the soccer shit. It's very confusing.

So she's back, and then she basically gets, she blows up. No one knows about men's soccer, all they know is about women's US soccer. Hope Solo is everywhere. And she's like amazing. But then. It's like 2008 I feel like. Yeah, 2008 to like honestly 2015.

So she's just killing it and she basically says I found out something I wasn't supposed to find out. And basically there was like an email chain saying like how much money the girls were making and she wanted something to be paid but basically the women were making less than a teacher's salary and they were the face of soccer

and the men were getting paid millions of dollars. And they were probably losing. And they were losing. So Hope Solo basically gets her lawyer and lawyers up and is like, guys, we have to fight Title IX for us to get paid more. This is a perfect example of the wage gap. I once had a guy tell me that the wage gap wasn't real

and asked me if I looked it up online, and I was like, have you, you fucking weirdo? But that's a perfect example. They're doing the exact same thing. Well, also, they're getting more ticket sales, they're getting more exposure. People just were obsessed with it. And at the time, the US men's soccer team

wasn't doing as well. So anyway, she finds out, and clearly she's an outspoken person, but how US soccer, they're very powerful, she was saying. Like they're kind of like, if you don't go with my rules, we will fuck you. The US soccer team is Mormon? And yes. So apparently, wait, it's all coming together now.

But they're basically like, the bigger, larger organization needs to be protected, but the organization is run by these old, selfish white dudes. Sorry, I don't give a fuck about U.S. soccer being mad at me. They're running- I literally, there's- I literally don't care. I couldn't think of something I could care less about.

If you Google it, it's super corrupt and there's just these old men running this thing. If U.S. soccer came for Giggly Squad, I'd literally welcome that. Please, please. So she gets a bunch of girls actually on her side to start fighting for this. Then something happens where like,

I think she said another thing that was just like loosey goosey. I forget what it was, but it wasn't very bad. It was kind of like a Serena Williams thing where Serena does something and if a dude did it, everyone would be like, yeah, he was upset. But when a girl does it, they're like, she's lost her mind.

Yeah, she's crazy. So she gets fired. Like fired. And then she thinks it's cause she was the one who was doing the wage gap stuff. fired and then she thinks it's because she was the one who was doing the wage gap stuff. And then when she's gone, the girls then start their own, they continue it without her and they get a settlement

for like 25 million, but a settlement is not what they needed, they needed actual change. Don't just give what you thought we might have been owed. But then in the meantime, hope gets into a big family brawl and she gets arrested for punching someone. I think she punched her sister or something. Yeah, and there's, blurry. Which is interesting because yes,

I think she ended up getting arrested for domestic violence. We don't have sisters, but from what I hear about sisters punching each other in the face is the fucking norm. And we don't condone violence, but I know multiple siblings, boys and girls, who have broken each other's bones. Killed each other. And then the next day they're good.

But it was a- One time I kicked my brother in the throat and I called 911 on myself. Did you really? I said, yes, I said, I kicked my brother in the throat and I don't think he can breathe. Did you karate kick him? No, I kicked him, I was laying like this, okay,

and he was laying on the other end of the couch. So we were like feet to head. Yeah, dangerous. And he was pissing me off about something, so I just kicked him right in the throat. And he was like. Well he has asthma. And so he literally started dying,

and my mom was upstairs, and I was little, I was only like six years old and I got so scared so I started crying and then I called 911. I was giving JonBenet Ramsey. Oh my God. Wait, so apparently, sorry I've been scrolling my phone. Apparently someone said the dad was like, no one's checked who the male DNA was on JonBenet Ramsey

and everyone's like, yeah, cause it was the brother and you didn't want people to look at it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The dad recently said no one's checked the male DNA on something. How does he know it was male DNA? That's a good question. Look, I cannot do follow-up questions.

I'm just saying random stuff that I did not. Can we let this poor girl rest in peace? I mean, every couple of years, they're bringing up John Benet-Ramsey. Either figure it out or let it go. Period. I have seen a conspiracy theory that people think that Katy Perry is John Benet-Ramsey,

and that's one I like to go with. Wait, I like that. Yeah, me too. I'm like, that makes me feel about that. I keep getting Avril videos of her on stage and people being like, that's not her. No, I love conspiracy theories that there's like multiple celebrities like look-alikes that go honestly guys if you catch Giggly Squad live tonight and you

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And some say it's because I'm a creative, some people say it's because I've. That's you, you're some people. I say, by some people I said it's because I'm a creative. And I've been like nervous to work with like an organization company because, like they even were like like can you send pictures? And I was like I don't feel comfortable. You're ashamed. Yes like Mormon shame

Because it's not okay like it's giving hoarder I was just gonna say do you feel like you may have a little bit of a hoarding tendency? No No, you like throwing things away. I'm I'm decisive. I want it all gone It's just I whenever I'm home from tour like I don't have the energy to organize and organize doesn't Fulfill me like I'd rather edit a video Like my mom when she's stressed she's cleaning same when I'm stressed. I'm eating I actually saw a thing that it said if you're like girlfriend or wife just like starts cleaning It's because it's organ,

this particular thing she can organize, and she can't organize what's going on in her brain, so it helps, and I feel like that is so me. Someone once told me a clean room is a clean mind, and I never took that to heart. No, I'm very much like that. If my area and space is messy, I'm uncomfy. But basically, because I'm fully convinced I have ADHD,

most gigglers are like, you are a spokesperson for ADHD based on just listening to me talk in conversation. So I trust the gigglers. But basically, I focus so well when the dopamine is right. So on stage, I'm like fucking on. Where like, if the dopamine from like me doing the dishes is not hitting, I can't get myself to do it. So like with ADHD, it's like you're chasing dopamine.

Like I'll have so much on my to-do list and I'm like, what really needs to be done is my pantry. See, I will never choose a pantry over like work. No. I won't even work out because I'm like, what really needs to be done is my pantry. See, I will never choose a pantry over work. No. I won't even work out, because I have an email. No, I'm like that too. I mean, I'll find out, I'll be like, I sneezed,

I can't work out, that's crazy, I might choke. I do. I do. I do. I do want to do a shout out to, okay, it's called heart and company underscore. These, this woman and these girls, two of them came over, were so amazing.

First she comes- Oh, you got it done, you're done. I'm halfway done. They were- Were you there? I was with them. Okay. They worked from, I felt like a princess, I was like, throw it away.

Yeah, it's very, it's- No, yes. Cut his head off. It's very empowering. Behind him. I literally just lie down the whole time, being like, yes, no. Like, cake for you. No, yes. Cut his head off. It's very empowering. Be happy. I literally just lie down the whole time. Like cake for you. Yes, no, no cake for you.

So they are from Boston, but they just moved to New York. And they, I basically was like, you guys are so fucking good, can we hook up the Gigglers? And they basically said, if you just say Hannah to them, like message them, be like Hannah or. They'll give a discount? They wanna give a free consultation, like they'll come up to your place and be like,

this is what we'll do, this is the problem here, da da da. My thing is, she sees my closet and she's like, how do you function with having different hangers? And I was like, what? None of your hangers match? And she's like, your hangers don't match. And I go, I didn't even know my hangers don't match. Like, you're creating a problem I didn't even know I had. And she's like, your hangers don't match. And I go, I didn't even know my hangers don't match. Like you're creating a problem I didn't even know I had.

And she was like, well, we're getting rid of these immediately. And I was like, those are a lot of hangers. When I hired my assistant, I said, there's one rule and there's one rule only. If a different hanger comes into this home, we immediately throw it away. I didn't even know that was a thing.

I didn't even know matching hangers were a thing. That's insane. I thought that was for stores. What are the hangers you're using for stores? I thought it was exclusively for stores. That was exclusively for sacks. I don't even know how I accumulated all my hangers over the years.

What's the majority of your hangers? It's diverse. It's wood, plastic, black, felt, light, dark, whatever the mood. I have the clear hangers from the container store. I feel like some gigglers haven't ever heard of the container store, but if you live in New York City, then you know.

They're clear, like plastic, and they're super thin, so you can fit more clothes, and you don't really see them, because they're super thin so you can fit more clothes and you don't really see them because they're the best. My thing is I actually am a minimalist. Well first of all until I was like 22 I only wore tennis clothes and like the same five tennis clothes rotated and then I guess I got some clothes

but I really wore the same clothes. I started buying clothes with Summer House because I had to but let's be honest, I didn't buy that many clothes. And then I started performing. So it's like costumes where you have, I wore the same black Amazon dress for a long time and I was getting hate.

Like my mom threw it away. I remember that dress, you loved that dress. Because it was like, I didn't have to choose a fucking outfit. It was easy, you knew it looked good, yeah. But sometimes the more stuff you have, the like more overwhelmed you feel. Someone said like life is not about things you have,

it's like the chase to get stuff. It's not getting it. Oh my God. Like once you got stuff, you don't, you actually like feel like suffocating. Yeah like what's the next thing? Life is not about getting stuff, it's the path to what you want.

It's hope and it's excitement. I will say, I do love getting stuff. Yeah, no I know. But there is a point where you start feeling way down by it and I started to, I had all these tours and then I just had all these luggages from that was my trip to Dublin and that's my trip to West Hampton.

It was all still in the suitcases. It was all still in the suitcases piled up, and then old shit, I just, I fucking lost control. And I was avoiding my apartment. No. And then it was really, really, really bad. That's so funny. You're like, I'm not going in there.

I almost was like, do I buy another apartment? Just burn it. I was like, really, really bad. That's so funny. You're like, I'm not going in there. I almost was like, do I buy another apartment? Just burn it. I was like, burn it down. Burn it to the ground. Like I literally was like, maybe we just let this go, sell the apartment and get a new one. Like I was at that place and then these girls came over. And saved your life.

They were so kind and nice. They actually walked in and they were like, finally. And I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, we wanted something good. Everyone's apartment's been like neat. They were like, finally, and I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, we wanted something good. Everyone's apartment's been neat. They were like, we wanted mess. They were like, this is the worst we've ever seen. We're pumped.

They were like, this is the kind of project we want. And I go, I'm sorry I didn't send you photos. I didn't want you to get scared and not come. I thought they were gonna be like, ooh, actually. Oh my God. We actually are busy. And they were so excited. And I just realized in life like, ask for help. As for help and also getting married does not help.

Like getting married. Well because you have double the stuff. You double the stuff and I'm not taking care of his shit so it's just like me times two. So anyway shout out to Heart and Company. I'm obsessed with these girls. Thank God you had that done. They're amazing, I love them.

Okay, next up on the ballot. Wait, let me just say this. I have a small Daphne update. I feel like a really absent mother. No, I know, it's been like three, four days. I missed her first baby tooth fallout. Wait, I didn't even know they did fall out. Yeah, her baby teeth.

They fall out at like between like when she's born, like at like around six months kind of. I think I got butter at like around like seven months. So she probably, they all probably already were out. Wait, so also you have like the cutest cat sitter who's sending you paragraph novels of how Daphne is which is so Cat lady coded no, I'm obsessed with my cat sitter because they type it as if it's a 1905 no like 1800s love

Daphne woke up like letter like I'm away at war Like they use the word whilst andz and shit and I'm obsessed. But I feel like when people have a dog, they're like, here's, you know. Here's Jeremy and he ate and now he's running around. They're like Daphne woke up feeling a little sad from her nap and then she walked over to the living room and licked her paw.

They're like she strutted over to her water bowl. I'm like, I'm obsessed with you people. Well, you also have that technology where you can see. My fur bow. See, I would die. If I had a fur bow, first of all, I wouldn't pay attention to anyone.

I'd be just like, sorry, I'm fur bowing. No, I mean, catch me on Summer House this summer, laying in my bed fur bowing my dog, or my cat. Oh my God. Well, Daphne is dog-coded. No she is, she gives dog energy. Wait so we didn't tell anyone about the US Open yet. Oh no we didn't.

We went to the US Open, I wore kitten heels. You wore kitten heels? You love those kitten heels. Zara, I'm still wearing them. No they're so comfy right? That's all I care about is comfort. Zara shoes are pretty comfortable and they are sized, I actually think they're sized a little big.

So like sometimes I get a six and a half even though I'm a seven, but those were a seven. So I felt like they fit you better. I love it a little wide. Yeah, they're a little wide. Like my pussy, no I'm just kidding. So we had like, we had fun. We had so much fun.

First of all, I didn't know there was an Italy. I like forgot about that. Well, the open has officially become, I guess, you know, honestly, since COVID, I think events are now like cherished. That's why like live shows are so cool and like celebrities going to events are so cool. But when I saw Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

show up at the open, I was like, oh God, the open just, like it's gonna become so fucking popular now. So how have you brought this up? Don't you dare. I have to. What? I literally have to. There's something about a man in a bucket hat that for me personally I'm against it. I'm fully against it. I might draw up a petition and there's something

about a man in a Gucci bucket hat with a Gucci matching polo shirt that I'm really not here for. If any other man did this and it wasn't Taylor Swift's boyfriend, people would be rioting. Well, he does it with kind of a, what's it called, in cheek, in his cheek, cheeky, tongue in cheek. Tongue in cheek, okay.

I think it's tongue in cheek, but it's like he's goofy, he's funny. I wanna know the conversation of when they're getting ready. He's like, what are you gonna wear, babe? And is she like, I'm obsessed with that outfit. I love you for you. But also, did he always dress like this? Like if your shirt says Gucci,

your hat certainly does not need to say it. And like we get it, obviously you can afford multiple Gucci outfits. He looked like me at the airport trying to pull off a hat where everyone's staring and they're like, whoa. I'm just like, hashtag page against men in bucket hats. I am like interested. I feel like they actually do not get

to spend a lot of time together. So it's like interesting to see when they are together that it's like in a public eye. Like I feel like it's so much pressure and everyone's looking at how they act. Yeah. Well, I would say like if you're dating long distance and say you're dating for four years I feel like you're actually dating for two because the amount of time you're apart. You and Craig have been dating for three weeks.

No literally. You're three weeks in. You just met that man I dated this guy like the summers we'd be together in college and then we did long distance when I was at college and then I was like this man is it and then the second we got back I graduated and we moved in with my parents like three months in I was like who the fuck is this dude yeah it's you're just like I can't all been made up in my head and like it was like the stupidest stuff that was annoying me.

I can't believe you moved in with your parents and your boyfriend. That's so interesting. My parents are like, they do charity for men, my parents. No, well, they're like, if you care about him, we're rooting for him. And he was going to school in the city, and they were like, bring him in.

Wow, words my mom's never said. If you care about him, we care about him. My mom's actively like, we hate him, okay? So figure it out. No, the thing is he was like a really nice guy and my mom loved him. My mom hated my college boyfriend, as she should. As she, I mean she's always been right.

She's always been right. So anyway, the open was fine. Who did we see play? We saw Sabalenka and we we saw Tiafoe. Yes. And we ran into Ciara. We ran into Ciara. We stopped in the Grey Goose box for a minute for a little.

We saw Taylor Fritz's girlfriend, The Morgan Riddle, which was just fun, like the energy. It was fun, and we brought Des. And we brought Desmond. Wow, you never call him Desmond. Sometimes I throw it in just to be crazy. I like Desmond's name. Because he seems like a different guy.

I'm like, that's my other husband, Desmond. He, no, he was Desmond that night because. Desmond's a great name. Strong. If you had a son, would you name him Desmond? No. Okay. I don't, why are we complicating the family dynamics?

Like my dad is Dan, his son is Dan, and then it's like is it Danny, is it Daniel, how are we not yelling? The Taylor, that was like Taylor Swift, so Taylor Swift goes and the guy playing his name is Taylor. So everyone's yelling, go Taylor, go Taylor. So she must have been like. Oversimulated.

Oversimulated, and been like are people yelling my name? No, someone kept yelling my name at a sporting event, I'd actually have been like. Over-stimulated. Over-stimulated, but like are people yelling my name? I'm like I'm yelling my name at a sporting event, I'd actually have to leave. I'd legitimately pack up my things and head on out. What did you honestly think of the Honey Deuce? I love the Honey Deuce. I don't know why people, like it's not an available drink at other like bars.

I think cause like the melons are difficult they have to make like rounded melons the honey do I also honey do I also don't trust honey do I feel like it's like an avocado where it's good for like three minutes well they're definitely like in season there's like a season for them are you a honey do farmer Hannah and I are traveling all the time. I was just in Italy for two weeks and now we're about to go on tour for a few months. We got an Airbnb for Hannah's wedding and as the gigglers know we have the most fun weekend. Not only is Airbnb a great resource for finding places to stay but you can also

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slash host Wait also I threw the first pitch of the Mets game. I didn't tell you. Yeah, you didn't tell me. I literally just saw it on Instagram I kept saying I'm going to the Mets game, but I didn't want to tell you No, I don't even think I knew you were going to the Mets game I kept saying it but you literally don't process sports events. No. I saw it. My first thought was-

What was your first thought? My first thought was, I love a yoga pant on the field. Well, this is my thing. I wasn't there to fuck around. I was there to throw the pitch. Did you practice prior? Yes. Who'd you practice with? Dez.

In your backyard? Yes. That was offensive. And Aiden was filming and I kept looking at the video being like, I don't like that technique. I, but this is the thing. Did you make it to home plate? Yes.

Power was not a problem for me. Okay. It was control. Okay. You know, and so if you're bored, watch 50 cent, throw the first pitch. He's lefty and he just went totally to the right and like, basically, he threw it at the wrong person. Like it was so embarrassing, but it's hilarious

and like, I love 50 cent shout out 50. And then Mariah Carey had the best one where she literally throws it straight down and like then like giggles and is like proud of herself, which was iconic. Yeah. But I was like, people started placing bets, like my friends being like, you know, $20, she's not gonna hit the home plate, all this stuff. But I also was like, I don't overthink it. Because if you practice too much,

you're actually like putting too much pressure on yourself. I'm like, it's the same as a service motion. Like I know how to fucking throw a ball, but I get there and they were like, hey, you can't throw from the top of the mound. You have to throw either in front of the mound, which I wasn't gonna do. Or just-

Or behind it? No, or just like, you can't stand at the top. You just stand like on it, but like kind of in the- Why don't they let you stand on the top? I guess they don't want you to like, scuff up the rubber or something. Oh, I thought it was gonna be like a superstitious thing where they don't let anyone stand on the top

unless it's the actual pitcher. So then I get there and I'm not standing on the grass because I'm a fucking big girl, I'm not standing on the grass. But then I get there and you're standing on a slant. Like you're fucking skiing. So you're throwing but in a slant. So I was gonna do this whole foot move and then I realized I'm slanted

and Dez is catching the pitch and I'm like. Oh, Dez was catching it. Oh, they don't use the catcher. They normally do but they switch something like order wise and they were like, can Dez do it? Cause the guys are like, they have to do something. That was the way you feel more comfortable. Yeah, but if he didn't catch it,

then like people would have been like, boo. Why are you standing? Cause I was showing my pitch. Oh, okay. I just stood up to, was that, did that stress you out when you stood up? Yeah, made me uncomfortable. You were like, can everyone calm the fuck down?

Stay a while. So anyway, I ended up throwing it like a little higher than I wanted, but like, I'm not gonna, you know, tear myself apart about it. But it was fun and then I ended up interviewing some of the Mets, so those videos are gonna come out soon. So that was fun. Wow, I can't wait to see. Were they funny?

Any of them funny? Like the Mets players, not your friends. They were funny and I think they rarely get interviews like what I did. So at first they're like, what the fuck is she asking me? I asked them about their skincare routine. What's the age range of a Met player? Like how old are they?

Great question. Like in their late 20s? They seemed like 25 to 35. Baseball is like hard to get to the pros. Like you have to like go through a lot of levels to get there. Yeah like all those farm teams. Yeah the farming, the cantaloupe farms,

the honey melon farms. They're like triple A. Triple A. And I'm like, that gets your juice out of your car. Yeah. So to get there, it takes time. And then some of them go till they're like 45 or something. Oh, wow. Like you can play baseball till you're pretty old

because you could just pick, like, I don't know. No, you can, it's, here's what I find interesting about some of the men's sports. You can be really out of shape for some men's sports and it's like fine. Like, you know, it's kind of crazy. You could be a pitcher and be extremely overweight and it's fine.

Golfers, do they work out? Well, it's funny because the ones who do work out get injured all the time. Yeah, like there are some golfers and I'm like, that looks like my dad's friend. Like they're different. Like that's, but that's insane that he's a full on multi-millionaire.

Well, certain positions they like don't, well, I mean, look at the football guys. Some of them are, you know, huge, but that's their position. They need to be heavy. Right, that I, yeah, well I mean look at the football guys. Some of them are huge, but that's their position. They need to be heavy. Right, that I classify as different because their job is to block people so they have to be massive.

But even that, I'm like, I couldn't sign up for that. I do have to say, yeah I don't think that's what you were meant to do. No, to be a defensive lineman. I did, in another life. I did up my Pro to do. I did. To be a defensive lineman. I did. In another life. I did up my Prozac because I'm. You have been extra fucking chipper this weekend. I'm doing fantasy football, so I had to up my Prozac.

Because fantasy football season is stressful. I'm playing Jared Freed this week. Okay. He's in the house. And we're texting, it's intense. I'm gonna be honest, I don't get how it works and I don't think I need to know. Yeah, the only thing I wanna tell you is that

everyone picks players so you create your own team. It makes up a lot of players. The players can be from any team. Any team, so that's why when you turn on a game you'd be like, oh, I have that receiver so I'll watch to see if they get any points. The stress that comes from it is that anything can happen and you create a bench so like some guys are on the bench and then some

guys are playing and sometimes guys on your bench will score a ton of points and you don't get the points because you didn't put them in because you thought the other guy was gonna do better and then you leave the bar crying. Craig's favorite day is Sunday when When they pick their fantasy football teams and they do relay races to see like who, the order of who picks. Oh yeah, that's like a frat boy thing. My brother just sent me a video of his friend.

They were picking their order of who picks their team. And it was his baby in his crib picking the names out of a bowl. And the baby was picking it. Wait, I think there's a funny joke about how like gender reveal parties are like similar to fantasy football draft parties. There's some correlation there.

I don't know if I would have a gender reveal party. You would do something like so tasteful? Like I actually don't know if I would because I feel like I'm gonna be laying in that bed and they're gonna be like do you want to know? And I'm like I mean if I wanted to know yesterday. I'm gonna know from your wedding events how your like your baby stuff will be. Like we're gonna see. I'm not as concerned with my gender reveal. I'm more concerned, I think about my child's first birthday a lot.

Oh my God. What's the theme? But they're not gonna remember it. That's okay, the people there will. Wait, I actually love making fun of a gender reveal, but like low key, like when you see someone like serving a tennis ball and it like low key, when you see someone serving a tennis ball and it pops open, I'm like, that shit was kinda fun.

Yeah, no, they do seem fun. But I'm not inviting a lot of people. Wait, wanna know something, Kasey? It would be me and my dad. I've never been invited to a gender reveal. Well, we don't have any friends with children. That's true. That's actually spot on.

Do you know that none of my friends are married? Really? I mean, my Wisconsin friends are. I feel like I'm very split. I either have really single friends or very married friends. None of my city friends are married. Yeah, because we got a brain on us.

Pfft. Okay. Do you know that the two happiest demographics are single women and married men? No, I'm not kidding, that's a real. Which is literally such a mind fuck. Men's life lives significantly improve when they get married.

And women's quality of life significantly goes down. Would you raise a baby on your own? Yes. That's very celebrity of you. Celebrities love doing that, like Kylie. I almost feel like I'd do a better job. Or being a lesbian in a relationship. 100%.

Did you hear the story about Dakota Johnson thought Celsius was just like vitamin water and she started drinking it on set and she said she couldn't fall asleep at night and she thought she was just so inspired by this movie but then she couldn't fall asleep at night and she thought she was just so inspired by this movie, but then she couldn't sleep because she was chugging Celsius and then someone was like, you realize that's like crack cocaine.

Celsius PR is scrambling. Scrambling. Well clearly it's, but I've had, I've had a lot of people just drink a couple sips of that. I've had one Celsius in my entire life and I said, you guys gotta be kidding me. This is illegal. You guys have to be nuts.

Is it like the fucking electric lemonade at Panera? Yeah, I don't, like my heart was racing, my hands were shaking. They have to put warning labels on this shit. I was blinking at two times speed. It was, I never, I was never picked up another one. You're like, I started a company, I closed my company. Celsius invited me to something, I said,

I think you guys are crazy, no. You guys freak me out with your drink. Also you know what's back, Altoid Sours. I saw that. Which honestly, what a throwback. Can I tell you, I was a full on drug dealer in the seventh grade with Altoid Sours. My dad always had me stocked.

Like he would stop at the gas station or like CVS or whatever and he'd always pick me up a pack and I had them all in my backpack and everyone knew to come to me. Wait, you were cool. I was the coolest. I love how you're like, we got two of these, we got one of these.

I got orange sour Altoids, I got grape, I got cherry, like what do you need? Also, I pulled out a Listerine strip at the open. That was crazy. No, Des was appalled. Hannah pulls out Listerine strips and then she proceeds to pull out each actual Listerine strip and hand us the strip.

And Des looked at her as if she had just hocked a loogie into all of our drinks. He was like, usually you let people take their own strip. Well, I was doing it like a communion. I actually preferred you grabbing it. I was like, let out your tongue, I will place it on the tongue. The power of Christ compels you.

I actually preferred you getting it out for me. No, I see now looking back, me putting my fingers on everyone's little Listerine strip was fucked up, but I was dealing with it like gum, except gum has a wrapper. So look, I'm like, I haven't Listerine strip was fucked up. But I was dealing with it like gum, except gum has a wrapper. So look, I haven't Listerine stripped in a while. Also that shit. I love a Listerine strip.

I think it's like the only thing that works with breath. Two of those strips and you're good to go. It is probably like Chernobyl. It's definitely not good for you. Right, because we're not supposed to swallow Listerine. But yet. Something got, it got like kind of stuck on one of my tooths, my teeths, and I thought my tooth was gonna burn off.

Yeah, no, they're powerful. But I was trying to play it cool at the open. They're small but mighty. Small but mighty, but that's what I want. I have something to say, and it's going to offend you. Okay. And I wanna say that I apologize, but I don't because I truly feel this way

You never crave water Like plain water never once and I don't know if I trust people that don't crave Plain water at least sometimes it was because as a kid My babysitter my mom would drop me off to be babysat and they would give me apple juice. So it was like crack. So I was craving sugar. So my mom would water it down.

She had to taper me off it. I was like, okay. There is just like hands going through the jaw. Also my dad is like that. My dad would walk into the fridge and just like chug juice. And my mom's like, you're disgusting. Have a water like a normal person. No, like I actively will wake up in the middle of the night.

And if like my water has flavoring, I can't drink it. I'm like, I need a plain water. I woke up this morning and there was just water and I go, I'm not drinking that. It's the only thing that will like really quench my thirst. Well, a Gatorade with, I like watered down juices. I'm not drinking that. It's the only thing that will like really quench my thirst well a Gatorade with I like watered down juices half Gatorade have to have water Water with a little meal. Yeah, you're not a big. Here's what I think is interesting

You're actually not a big sugar person like I never see no dessert. No, it's not about the sugar. It's about The flavor I think I drank a lot of Gatorade as a kid. You know I wasn't allowed to have Gatorade as a child? That was like one of the rules, but like we could have Lucky Charms. I was like, mom, pick a side. Wait, I fully was like, well cereal's healthy because it's breakfast.

Yeah, no, literally. Why did we start the day bad? Right, cinnamon toast crunched the fuck out of me. We had Kashi growing up. It was like the healthy. I was just with a group of people and we were saying our favorite cereals and someone first serious said raisin bran

and I almost left. I was like, you can't, that's not like a serious answer. I like raisin bran with granola. But not as your favorite cereal. I was like, you know granola's not great for you. Granola's like eating cookies. What is these days? Yeah.

Final doc that everyone has to watch, Chimp Crazy. It's so good. I just started it. You finished it? Well, I think it's, they're coming out weekly. I think there's maybe one or two more episodes left, but I've watched all three. Okay, amazing.

Actually, maybe last night it came out. I think it just came out. I have to catch up, because I've been behind on my shows. I don't know when you found the time. No, I've been showing it up. It's very similar to the theme of Tiger King, but it's about monkeys.

They basically started- These people are crazy. But they were like, monkeys are 98.4% human and I was like you got me What's about to happen in here? The one lady was like I love these monkeys more than my kids and then they have her kids on they're like yeah It wasn't great. It doesn't feel great No, yeah, she was like having a monkey is different than your children because a monkey's love is real and I was like, oh shit

They're like they never leave you they always like need you and and it's like, yeah, because they're an animal, you have them in a cage. No! So would a human if you had them caged up. Also, like the whole exotic animal thing. I don't get it. Well, like they have to like traffic animals, and it's in the weirdest places in America.

It was in like Missouri or something. She was like, I can get you any animal. Any, exotic, I'm like, I don't. You gotta go to this small town in Missouri, and it's full of exotic animals. Any, I'm like, I don't. You gotta go to this small town in Missouri and it's full of exotic animals. Yeah, I'm like, I don't love that. I don't love that at all. What is going on in the middle of the country

where they're having at home zoos? Also. Is there that many people that are going to these freaking zoos? Also, I feel like I watched Planet of the Apes at a young age and was like, oh shit, like that could happen. Yeah, like they just take over.

I thought the apes would be more of a problem throughout my life, like quicksand. Here's the thing, they don't start out like that. It's because they literally keep them caged up that then yeah, they freak the fuck out and then they kill you, as they should. Okay, don't give away the plot. If someone kept me locked up,

I'm figuring out a plan to kill you. Well, if you're saying they're basically human, like you can't lock them up like they're a fucking bird. No. And you can't lock up birds either. And like, here's the other crazy part. They're like breeding these exotic animals, but like trying to domesticate them.

And it's like, this is a wild animal. Let them go be wild. Well I saw in the first, she was saying how she did these like chimp parties where she'd take these chimps and people would pay money to have the chimp at your birthday party. And then her husband at one point, his nose is like, he has like a huge scar around his nose

and she was like, oh yeah, something happened, and a chimp bit his nose off, and I had to find the nose and put it back on. He died, he ended up dying. And he probably got murdered, because I think the chimp didn't like the other man. But long story short, the chimp can do nothing wrong in my eyes.

No, me neither. The chimp is being fucking mistreated, the chimp is perfect, they're trying to put the chimp in situations that the chimp shouldn't be in. At the end of the day. Justice for The chimp is being fucking mistreated. The chimp is perfect. They're trying to put the chimp in situations that the chimp shouldn't be in. At the end of the day. Justice for the chimp. Justice for chimp, justice for animals.

Here's the other thing. These people look insane. You look like fucking clowns. You can't trust anyone who you don't like their outfit. I really can't. If I have a problem with your eyebrows and your hair, we probably won't get along because I don't see life in the same color lenses you see life.

100%, no, there's some crazy hairdos in it. I think she wears wigs. I think she wears wigs, and I will say she rotates them. She's never giving the same look twice. And for that I'm thankful. I thought it was four different women being interviewed. Me too. I go, wait, who is this?

This is the thing, the Mormon girls need to learn from this woman and get some different hairdos, but this woman's taking it too far. You guys, we are so excited to be on tour. This is the end of our first leg. This is a lot of legs, it's like a spider. If you haven't gotten tickets to your city, definitely get it.

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