Giggly Squad - Giggling about twin flames, the ballet, and catwalks

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

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Sub-figure. Very fixed your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. Be campaign managed. I'm in the day just got away from me. What is up my glorious gigglers? That was a good one. Sweet, very sweet.

They're regal and they are the moment. Yes, they are. You've had a headache? I do have a headache. I had it. That's making fun of me. Yeah, but I had a headache. But here we are. Here we are. One, two, three. It was three o'clock and I was like, I was being, you know, when you're like, main character energy about your headache, like nothing else in the world matters, but your headache. Pretty much any ailment I would say.

The world needs to stop because I have a headache. Yeah. And Desi was like, are you okay? And I was like, it's a PMS headache. It happens for my period. And then he was asking me questions. He's like, have you drank water? And I was like, no. And he's like, well, just like every other day, it's not that.

And then he goes, I think it's a caffeine headache. And I'm like, I'm not addicted to caffeine. And he was like, I think you are. I'm having a caffeine headache right now. It happens right around this time of the day. They're the worst headaches in all of America. Like it makes my brain look like a walk in the park. I have a confession to make

and I have tried to avoid this for a really, really long time. But I once, when you're in the suburbs, you act like a suburb bitch. Like you try and avoid it, but it just happens to you. So I'm walking through a dick sporting good the other day. Don't even. You're like, this is Soda and the Zara. You know, is there makeup section?

The creatures sporting store. Okay. And I see a Stanley. and as I'm like walking, I was buying sneakers and as I was walking up to the counter, I was like, fuck it, I'm buying the Stanley. And I bought it. It's like $80. No.

It's a, it's a cup for a man child. I didn't realize till I was like checking out and I saw the thing and I can't be like, no, I don't want that because it's like so embarrassing. But I was like out and I saw the thing, and I can't be like, no, I don't want that because it's so embarrassing. But I was like, I got it. So I was like, for a cop, I could go to McDonald's, get a large die coke, and then reuse it.

I beg your pardon. It was. Who's Stanley, who's dick? What's all this toxic masculine energy happening? So I bought a Stanley, and I'm not gonna lie, I changed my whole life. How? I feel so whole life. How? I feel so hydrating.

But like how often are you peeing and how is that taking away from your life? I'm peeing, I'm not kidding, every 25 minutes. I don't, I like can't, I have time. Yeah, I have time. You know what, freak out? You know what, grow my thiz? Figuring out how much to drink so you don't have to pee

but you don't die. Yeah. so you don't have to pee, but you don't die. Yeah. Hahaha. Hahaha. Like, I've laid on the couch before and calculated how long I have until I have to go to the bathroom, like, to the point where, like, I'm going to be hurt. Like when I'm flying on planes, I purposely won't drink, so I don't have to get someone

up on the aisle to pee. Well, yeah. Like, pee or just pee or just pee or just pee or just pee or just pee or just pee. Well, yeah. Like, pee or just pee or just. That's a big part of the problem. Yeah. You're kind of a bitch if you have to pee on the plane. It's like, did you not plan well? Well, I'm a window person. I know.

So am I. So I just have to fall asleep. Yeah, I fall asleep. I've never really experienced the aisle where someone like has to keep getting up. When I'm in the aisle, the person always makes me get up. Is does an aisle guy? Yes.

Yes, so it's correct. There's little things that make couples compatible. People don't talk about that enough. If we were both window, it would be divorced. No, you'd have to break up. Yeah. Because I have to lean my head against the window to fall asleep.

Yes. Because I'm a small trial. Yes. And you need to survey. What's the protection of what's going on? And you have to, even though my sleep still get me a snack Well, if they said no to the snack while you're asleep, they hate you. No, that's like They're cheating. They're cheating. Why don't you go fuck my sister?

Why don't you fuck the stewardess and in the bathroom? It smells like to um, I know what? This just reminded me of it, but um, you, like when we do that thing where we go back. You mean a conversation. You don't think where you say something that I say something that you listen and then you say something back, yeah. Yes, that's the thing. Nailed it. Did you notice a Trevor now that he was just on Giggly Squad, made a video and the

guy's name in the video of like his character's name was Brixton? But I feel like he got that from us. He also made a video about Thrifting. Is he the third rep of Giggly Squad? I do want to say thank you everyone for letting a man speak on the pod and I think people had fun with it. We don't guess or not our thing. We don't do guess occasionally.

If we think it's gonna be like a really spicy fun interesting thing, we bring him on, but we're not asking them questions. We're not interested in them as people. I'm not gonna lie. Craig was jelly. Jelly. He was like, what do you say?

He was like, you guys don't do gas. He told me we don't do gas. I was like, he's producing the pod now. I was like, I know we don't do gas. And he was like, we do gas. I was like, and I was like, he's producing the pot now. I was like, I know we don't do gas. And he was like, we're having a guest on. Did you put me under the bus? You're like, I didn't even know how to schedule this. No, I said, we're having a male comedian on.

It's like, not a gas. She's like, oh, and he goes so, or, he goes, I go for a male perspective. He goes, I'm a male. I could have a perspective. I go, he's a male comedian. You're not coming on the board. He's like, oh, yeah. You like, go do stand up for 12 years and then talk to me.

I was like, we're not just having some rogue guy off the street to give his perspective. This is the thing, you keep Craig on his toes because you're like, you need to be better. He goes, the poor thing. Honestly, the poor thing. I go, you're not a male comedian. He goes, I know, you remind me.

I'm free, Jack. Go as long as you're getting it. I do think though, when Giggler speak up if you're against this, because we will lessen, doesn't Craig, when we have, I think we have like two weeks off a year or something, which we forget to do, because we just, what do we do without Giggler? We squad, we have no life. But if we do, guys, unless you're on Christmas, I feel like. People are like, stop, I guess. We don't talk to your families.

So if we have a week off, we're gonna have Craig and Desz take over and Desz will be me, Craig will be you and we give them all our notes for what we would say and then let them just wing it. Wait, I love it so much. I think that'd be so funny. Well, we have to do it. I feel like they'd have good chemistry.

I feel like they would. I feel like it would just be stupid. Oh my gosh, so stupid. So stupid. We'll let them take the mic eventually. So Craig, we're not ignoring you. You know how I'm delusional? I think I could be like a star chef and no one wouldn't know.

No, it's actually one of my favorite things about you. Now, I've been telling everyone, like I will literally just, I will figure out a meal and I'll be like, sweet salty, done. Yeah. Just throw it on the plate with some weird shit. I've been telling everyone, like I will literally just, I will figure out a real and I'll be like, she's so sleepy, done. Yeah. Just throw it on the plate with some weird shit. I'm delusional where I think that I could do a catwalk.

What? Do you know how you see those videos of, they're like, and leg out and hip and they make it like, it's just like, in passion. In passion. More passion, more passion, more fun work. Right leg, left leg, you need like, left leg, I don't like it's just like, compassion, compassion, compassion, compassion, right leg, left leg, you need like, I don't think it's hard.

Okay, I think you need a little attitude, that makes it good. Obviously it helps if you're six two and you can walk in heels, but like the way that they talk about it, like a touch and art, they're like, Gigi walks like this, but then this is a real walk, how Naomi does it,

and this is bad walk, how Kendall does it, and I'm like, look. I've been walking. I've been walking. I said walking at nine months old. And people don't talk about it. When did you start walking, do you know? I have no idea.

I was probably carried a lot of places. I feel like I'm in a grand day. I was carried most places. I'm in a grand day with our bodyguards to this day. Sometimes I will see a child now at 30, oh my god, I'm almost 31. At 31, I will see a child in a stroller and be jealous and envious. Oh, and you look at them and you're like, you don't even fucking know. I'm like, I'm fucking you. You're taking this for granted.

Yeah, I just didn't a stroller too. I would, I would think, look at you like, look at you walking down this. There's one day where you're, it's just the last time you sit in your stroller and you don't even know it. And that's so sad. One day you never get back in your stroller. No, one day it's totally normal. The next day they gaslight you and they're like,

are you a baby? Yeah, one day. That's for babies. Yeah. Oh, don't even. You know, if you were like, you're a baby and you're like, yeah, I'm fucking crying.

One day your mom just like, fucking walk. One day the universe goes, you have to get your steps in. So I'd solutionally think that it's not hard to do the catwalk. Okay. I think some people like have it or you don't. But like, I don't think it's like this magical thing. And I, okay, I'm sounding country like,

I don't appreciate women in the art, but like, right, they'll show like, how professional is she? Like a girl's walking in her heel breaks and she keeps going and I'm like, people, they'll show like how professional she, like a girl's walking in her heel breaks and she keeps going and I'm like, people have done harder things. People have overcome worse. I feel like also one of the main reasons you can't go to Fashion Week

and you can sit front row is like your second brain would be like, what if I just kicked her? What if I just... What if I just got out there? I want to go a protestors up here. She doesn't look like she's protesting anything. She's doing a very weird walk. She's delusional.

And she has a very long torso. We've never seen a torso like this. Large legs. There's no common short legs. Sturdy. This model is scary. No, but like when they show the girl who like part of their heel breaks and she keeps walking, I'm like, that's neat.

On a Thursday. Right. And I'm dancing. Like I'm getting low. I'm getting up. I'm doing the work. You're just going to work. You're just walking down third half.

Literally. So I do think people are like really mean about people's walks. And I'm like, let's just calm down and let them be. And I think models are great, like not necessarily for the walk. Like it's because they're stunning and six two or whatever. Do you think you could do a model walk? I think I could do it. I think I think that there's definitely like practice that goes into it.

But I feel like I've trained in my childhood bedroom so many times that I could do. I think we should do. Okay, walk off. Yeah. I just think obviously it takes practice. Right. I don't think it's one of those things, for example, tennis where you could train for a week

and suddenly you're great. You can't do that with tennis. Right. You can do that with walking. I think walking. When I was nine months old, I started walking. That was demonic. Like you should not be that little.

What is the age? And walking. Okay, this is average age. I know like, what is the age? It's like 11 months to 13 months. Okay. But like walking at nine months was, like that's what they put me into tennis.

They were like, we've never seen this before, but I was like, Chuckie, like you should not be that tiny and running around the apartment. People were like, someone grabbed that crazy little animal, but I was like, Chuckie, like, you should not be that tiny and running around the apartment. People were like, someone grabbed that crazy little animal. I feel like I definitely wasn't doing that. But I think like the hip is just hip, hip, hip, hip, straight. Someone was like, kinda like, didn't walk in a straight line. They tried to comfort her and I'm like,

we're walking. I just feel like I have such a different perspective because I've seen you fall so many times. I actually can't walk in here, which is the funniest part. No, like, I've literally seen you fall so many times. I actually can't walk in here, which is the funniest part. No, like I've literally seen you fall so many times just existing, just standing. Okay, I'll take modeling should involve more falling. I want to be a full contact sport.

I want there was rumors that like Jazelle had some girl who was competitive with her who like cut up her heels before the show. So when she started walking, the strap just like fell off, that's, I wanna see WWE walking. That's a pre-meditated murder. That's insane. Cole, small claims court.

I would, no, I'd literally sue. So that's what I wanna see, like put people in difficult things and can they survive the catwalk? That's the reality TV show I want to watch. Like America's like time model? I think I could have competed. I think you got a few.

Not based on looks, based on my... No, I think you cut up. I had someone tell me a story this week and it was like a legitimate story and they were like, and then I think I'm going to take them to small claims court. And I don't think anyone can say that to us. Without us left.

Without us dying. And she was like, yeah, okay that to us. Without us left. Without us dying. And she was like, yeah, okay, I know, I got it. But seriously, I might have to go to court. And I'm like, where are merch? Not go what I hope we don't actually go to small claims court, because the judge will be like, you're going to jail for the way you've disrespected the court real.

It's just 200 giga-gulars in the audience being like, we have jacks. Okay. We're even there. Just like, model off right now. Model walk off and we'll decide this here and now. Do you think you could have done a mega's next model? I only wanted to do it every single year of my entire life.

Yeah. There was a, there was a open casting call at my local mall. When you're open casket, when you said, it's like, one, that's very, that's debacle. Open casting call at my local mall one year. Everyone used to be discovered at malls in the 90s. Right. I was like the thing. So 90s. I feel like I went to the mall all the time. Never once approached. Not a kidnap. Nothing. Just a litter. Antianz pretzel. An eliminate, duh.

You're going to anti-ans when you're not getting the lemonade. People don't talk about it. People don't talk about it. What was I saying? You almost want to say cast and call. You did go to cast and call? No, there was one and I didn't go. But it wasn't my great of a story.

But I think there was a height requirement and I literally couldn't go. I think you did have to be a fact about it. You should have been a guy on hinge and just lied about the four inches. Did I want to get yelled at by Tyra? Yes. When they would be like, okay, you're underwater and you have to keep your face gone.

I would be like practicing, like, if I ever had to be an underwater, my favorite TikToks are just like the really, really bad episodes that like in what world. Like, cancel. I know for a fact they did some people dirty like they choose the best photo and they would choose like a horrible photo. Like their hands look like twisted.

What about when they do makeovers? They ruined people. Ruined lives. Shaved heads. No. The girl would be like, the only thing I wanna keep is my hair. And they'd be like, you know what, be crazy.

We shaved and dyed it blonde. We shaved and dyed it blonde. And then you look like Justin Bieber. They did wild stuff. Wild. Some people would look good, but they definitely, they did ruin lives. Um, how do we get here?

How are you doing? Good, I have to say one thing, and like I don't want it to be. Like it's an unpopular opinion, and I also don't. I love how to preface everything with like 30 minutes of explanation. And I don't.

I really like her. I think she's amazing. She's iconic. Wait, who is I just talking to? Should have been. Wait, I was just talking to should about someone with one of my girlfriends, and we literally were being that like sound.

No, she's, you know, people, she's great friend. And we literally were being that like, sound. No, she's, you know, people, she's great friend. She was like, no other people. Sessed with her. A sess with her. And I was like, no, I want to be her, but she's the problem. She was like, no, she's literally in the face.

She was like, no, she's literally in the face. She was like, no, she's literally in the face. How much you like someone? The more ruthless out of pocket thing, you're about to say about them. Like, I think she should be committed. Gorgeous hair. We both agree that we love someone. It's about to say about them. Like I think she should be committed gorgeous hair. We both agree that we love someone.

It's about to get. So we're going to say, um, so I don't want this to be taken. And I don't want people to think that I'm saying this just because I want to go against the grain. Travis Kelsey has given me the full. Like I have full Ick from him. I can't watch him on red carpet anymore.

Well now that the fact that his podcast is ranking above Giggly Squad every week, it's, it's, it's thirsty. It's so, not that it's like, okay, obviously we don't compete in like his podcast category. And what do they talk about? Like what? All the Swifties are going to it and he keeps,

like he's not talking about everybody is talking about her, so he'll say the most general thing, like yeah, it's been a real whirlwind and then all the Swifties will listen and then they're getting, like the fact that a woman is helping a man, it just gives this like Midwestern, like oh my God, I'm such a nice guy, but I don't believe it.

I mean, he did have a dating show back in the day. He likes attention and that's fine. So do we. For sure. But the earrings are necessary. The earrings are over-compensated for something. I actually, we did kind of, we joked about how we cheated. Like he's a cheater.

He looks like a cheater. A girl messaged me and she was like Taylor Swift has great taste in men. How dare you attack Travis Kelsey? He's a cheater, he looks like a cheater. Yeah. A girl messaged me and she was like, Taylor Swift has great taste in men. How dare you attack Travis Kelsey? He's a great guy. But like I get it, it's fandom. And we love Taylor. We love Taylor and the more people support her amazing. Right.

I feel like I have some fans and we'd all agree I have the worst taste in men. I'm sorry. I was like, I know a lot of amazing incredible women out there who have made terrible decisions with men around me. Who are you putting myself? I mean, who are you putting yourself beyond? It have made terrible decisions with men. You put it myself. I mean, just beyond. It makes her relatable queen that she's going for Travis Kelsey.

Right. But did you see her, his mom went on that show? Oh, yeah. What was it? The today show? Yeah. The show today. The show of yesterday tomorrow today.

She wasn't answering questions about Taylor or she said something rude about Taylor. What were people like to say? So if you watch it, I didn't see context, but they said, how was it in the room with Taylor? And she does this weird thing and she goes, it was okay. So she could have said, it was fine.

Or it was a great time, like that's not talking about, but she goes, it was fine, or it was a great time. Like that's not talking about, but she goes, it was okay. Okay. And then they kind of started awkwardly laughed and then she rolled her eyes the mom. Now look, I love assessing mom. Yeah. I love a mom that's making Taylor work for it. Right.

All we know, maybe they've broken up, maybe she isn't a fan of it. All I know is there's two sides. People are either like, she does not like this whole Taylor thing, or she's protecting Taylor. But like, she did it in a shady way, which, you know, hilarious. I have it. Hot take.

As someone who has a mom, who's obsessed with her son. Yeah. I have a feeling that like, Taylor coming to the game, yes, she's getting like so much attention as she should. She's the superstar here, she's the A-list celebrity, who is happening, happens to be giving him a little bit more

attention than he would normally get. A lot more. I have a feeling that the mom is like, okay, but we're here for my son's game. And you're taking all this attention. But women in the arts. No, let's. I told the understand of boy, mom. my son's game. Yeah. And like, you're kind of taking all this attention like it's a thousand. Women in the arts. No, let's.

I told the understand a boy, mom. Yeah. Actually, I don't. Well, you have one. I've, I butter. No, you have a mom who has a son. So I'm saying. I'm her favorite.

No, I mean, yeah, Daniel is. Right, but yeah. It's true. I mean, especially Italian moms, the boys. you know, they have like a different relationship. I guess I could see that perspective of her being like, let's talk about, you know, my great son, but it's like, you're not in the show because you're a son. You're on the show because and also you should be proud that your son got the attention of such an incredible woman.

But we also, I think she's hilarious, his mom. I love that she's just in this firestorm. Could you imagine? She's such, she also looks similar to Taylor Swift's mom. It's also crazy to have two, both of your offsuring become professional. I'm playing the Super Bowl together. Like against each other.

What are the odds? I heard a crazy conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift. Oh, you like this one. You might have even seen it, that she went to the Jets game, so that when people Google Taylor Swift Jets, all of her negative press around her using her Jets, how it's bad for the environment, is now out of the algorithm, and it's all photos of her and the jet game, instead of how much she uses her private jet.

If anyone wants to comment me for how much I'm using my private jet, I don't care about them. I want someone to comment me for using a private jet. Well, deal with the problem if it ever happens. That sounds like an amazing problem and a great, a strongly worded email I'd love to send. You know, like you're checking up on my private jet usage. Let me tell you what I think about you.

Maybe also, but also great PR. Great PR, maybe also deep down. You know, if like a girl cozy's up to you too quick as the mom, like if a girl's dating her brother and she's like cozying up soon, you're like, you don't, you're not, you're not in the family yet. There was one moment where my dad like complimented

one of my brother's girlfriends right in front of me and let's just say we never saw her again. I was like, excuse me. I just, you know, so maybe the mom felt like, she knew there was videos on them, Taylor's putting her arm around her, like maybe she was kind of like, don't let, but also I'm stirring the pot right now, little.

For sure, for sure. I'm hungry for it, still. So anyway, that's how I feel about Travis Kelsey. So you're like, but also Travis Kelsey's not your type. No, he's really not. I would put him in the same bucket as like a channing Tatum. And he's also kind of not my type.

Yeah, they're my types except I can't, I football players I can't. Yeah. I don't even want to put my kids in football ever because it's not good for their brains. I know, and they've already got enough. It's literally like gladiator, Chris, did you play football? kids in football ever because it's not good for their brains. I know and they've already got enough parts. It's literally like gladiator.

Chris, did you play football? That's why you're a great podcast producer. Because you can think. You can think. Oh, I had something really awkward happen to me. Actually right outside. She's like right there. Like two lots of women.

Like two months ago or like a different day. A different day. Okay. Same geography. I'm walking on the street and this young, cool girl, and I'm with Dez. She's walking by and as she passes me, she says something to me. I heard her say, you're really pretty. Okay. And I literally blush and I go, thank you. And I look at Dez and I go go she said I was really pretty and he goes

No, she didn't Because No, it wasn't she didn't say anything mean. He goes she said you're really funny. Oh And I was like no, she said I was really pretty. And he was like, I think is a way better chance she said you're really funny. And I go, what the fuck does that mean? But then if you look at things exactly, if you do the grow map, I've actually never been stopped by and said I'm really pretty.

There have been some older women who have been like, are you a model and I'm like, you are blind. You don't, you didn't hit your contact. They were commenting on your mom's Facebook. She's a model. Oh, and it looks like a model. It's like a blurry photo of me. But it's like you showing your catwalk on Instagram stories. Nana's like, I think she's walking in a show. She's a model.

So um, this was like, she said you're really funny and I go, so you don't think there's any chance she said I was really pretty and he was like, I didn't hear that. And for us, I realized I'm delusional because for a second I was like, a random girl just stopped me on this street

to tell me how gorgeous looking I am. But that's not the case. So did you fight with does after? It was a little awkward. Yeah. The vibe was great. I feel like the vibe had to have been off. Like, that's when you fucking lie to your wife.

And you go, yeah, she said that. She, a girl stopped you, said you were pretty. And look, I even looked at like, you know, the store window walking by. And I'm like, I could do that. I could see, at an angle, I could see her being quickly like, for a while.

Cause I mean, that's to like compare each other. But I feel like people would stop you and be like, you're really pretty. Like, I feel like a little girl walk up to you and be like, blow away. Because I mean, not to like compare each other, but I feel like people would stop you and be like, you're really pretty. Like, I see like a little girl walk up to you and be like, princess, like no one's ever done that to me. You know what, it's so funny because the other day I was walking down the street and I feel like there was like a truck.

Maybe he was like 11 years old, like a boy with his family walking toward me. But I feel like- He became a man. Yeah. Like I feel like- He became a man. Yeah. Like I really, I really, really want you to be- I'm holding a moment where it was like the first time he had seen like, oh wait, I think I like women and women that look like her.

And I was like, you're welcome. I hope you have a great rest of your life. I hope you learn something today. I hope you've learned something today. I hope you've learned something today. I hope you've learned something today. I hope you've learned something today. I hope you've learned something today. I hope you've learned something today. I hope you've learned something today. I hope you're like, be nice. Use a condom. I was so like, I felt equal parts violated. Equal parts like, you're welcome.

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Speaking of confusion, I've gone my whole life confusing Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett. I thought they were the same person. Okay wait. whole life confusing Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett. I thought they were the same person. Okay wait. Jimmy Buffett is a professional soccer player. No, he's a country singer, right? Yes. So he died, right?

Yes. And everyone, I was like, oh my God, like how much money? Recently, right? Yeah, and I was like, oh my God, like the businessman died. And everyone was like, he's saying country. And I was like, oh, god, like the businessman died. And everyone was like, he's saying country, and I was like, oh, did he like, send country on the side?

Like that was his hobby after he made like all that money. Warren Buffett has a side hustle, just country's thing. And I was like Jimmy Buffett's dad, and I was like, who's getting all the money? He's a Warren Buffett alive? Yes. Yeah, but like, I didn't know they were two different people. I hope Warren Buffett hosts the same.

It's the same thing. Yeah. I hope you do the red carpet. Did you know that Warren Buffett and Jimmy Buffett were different people? I actually didn't know that. Why do you know so much about Warren Buffett? I don't know. I just have to be with the live. I have no idea.

I know that he's like a businessman. I know he has white hair. And I know that guys love him. You know? They love referencing him on podcasts. They love talking. There's a few things that like guys, yeah, you know. They love referencing them on podcasts. They love talking, there's a few things that like guys, yeah, love talking about. They were doing like Jimmy Buffett quotes

and I was like, no financial advice, that's weird. Yeah. It was like a really sentimental song. You were like, what about my 401k? What am I here for? What pod is this? I was wondering, we've done a over 150 podcast episodes on Gagley Squad. I forgot to tell us. It was a couple episodes to go.

I wrote down 150 and I... Wait, that's kind of crazy. Let's try and think about how many hours we've legit talked to each other. It's a miracle. But I have to say, I feel like we're so much closer now than we were like when we first started. For sure. Even though we thought we were really close.

Right. We're like a different kind of closeness for sure. Even though we thought we were really close. Right. We're like a different kind of closeness. Yeah. Now we literally have like, similar brains. Similar brains. Yeah. Like something will happen and I know how, like what you would say about it.

Mm-hmm. And we have like full conversations without talking. Yeah. And we do that with the good glitters too. Yeah, but yeah. What am I doing for fall nails? It's actually funny. I have a nail appointment tomorrow. I'm going red. Okay. I'm going to go and maybe time to go back to giggly green. Okay. It might be time to giggly green. Maybe with some crumb. Are you going light green, dark green? What's the vibe? I like an emerald green. Maybe with crumb.

No, but also I have to say I'm so obsessed with French manicures because you can grow it out so long and no one could tell because it's your natural nail. Right, right, right, right. Because it's like a pale pink. Yeah, so I kind of always want to do, do you have hiccups right now? I always got like a random rogue one. No, that's not what I'm talking about, no.

No, that's, you know, when you're like, not a burp, not a full hiccup, just a hiccup that got away what I'm talking about. No, that's... You know, when you're like, not a burp, not a full hiccup, just a hiccup that got away. I get like two, and then it goes away. I feel like it's all like a digestive situation. I also wrote down, dead face look. I was talking about when you go and take photos. There's like all these like, modally looks you could do.

That's my delusion. Like I'm like, how do these models do it? I could do it. There's this look where your mouth is slightly open. Okay. Which is like sexy. Like your wrist like. Yeah.

Like every NYC influencer only has their two front teeth challenge. Yes. Yeah, it's so crazy. But it's a real thin line between looking like you're drooling. Yeah. And looking so insanely hot. It's a real thin line between looking like you're drooling. Yeah. I'm looking so insanely hot. Do you ever pose with your mouth open?

I definitely have, and I will say every time I see a photo of me with my mouth open, I think, shut your fucking mouth. Which is a sentence I think more than just in those moments. I'd say I wake up thinking that. What's your go-to face pose in photos? Okay, funny because there are so many TikToks that I've watched on like... What to do with your eyes.

Yeah, what to, like what words to say. And those are conspiracy theories. Most recently I've been seeing people say Apple. Apple? Also, let's just talk about an Ick in general, it was like men posing. That was another thing I wanted to say about Travis Kelsey. I saw a video of him posing on a red carpet and I didn't like, and I knew that meant you just stop posing.

So that's another thing. I just let them walk. Just keep walking. We'll take a photo while you walk. Or just turn and stand. Don't like, don't give me different angles of anything. He's like one hand in the pocket, one stop posing. like one hand in the pocket, one stop posing.

I think it's out of fear that he's becoming too powerful with Taylor Swift behind him. And bad things happen when men get too much power. Yeah, like wars. Yeah, like I feel like he's getting too much attention and he thinks it's like him. And when women get too much attention. But I'm sure he's a really nice guy now.

He's right, right. Like honestly, he's probably incredible. No, we love him. We love him, but he's the problem. I do think when women get a lot of attention in the media, they eventually get broken down. Right. We're men, they're kind of like, you're great forever.

Right, like nobody's really deep dove into all of his exes. And they go time line. Think about one of the famous Kurt Guy starts dating a girl. They immediately go into everything she does, and why it's weird and get weird. Oh my god, she changed her style. Oh my god, when Sophia Richie was started dating her now husband,

they're like, she changed her style and she changed this. And she did that. And it's like, both also dating an athlete, you have to, the first game is fun. You have to read them things. So, do you have to like, like the first game is fun. You have to read them things. So, do you read a lot of instructions to them?

The second game, you're like, okay, they saw the ball, they ran, they got it. Third game, we're like, oh, we're doing it again. Yeah. Oh, okay, this doesn't sound. Before a game, you're like, sometimes you lose, sometimes you're annoying with it. I really could have never dated an athlete

because I actually wouldn't know what to say after they lost. I would be like, well, everyone had fun, you know? Right? Let's get a popsicle. You'd get so into it, you'd be like, what the fuck was that out there? You'd be like an angry coach.

You'd be like, you turning all those hours. I don't know if I would because I am very competitive, but I'm not competitive for other people's shit. You're empathetic with it. I don't think so. Like Craig goes and watch Rapin's live. You're empathetic with it. I don't think so. Like Craig goes and watch Reppens Live, you tore him a new asshole.

Yeah. That's his sport. Craig going and watch Reppens Live. That was his sport. You got it. Got it. And you tore him apart. I was like, back into the locker room, you have taped a lot. We have to talk.

We have to talk. I'm disappointed. I'm not mad. Not mad. Not mad. Just upset. He's got more in you and I'm not mad. Just upset. We've got more in you and we're not seeing it out there. The Craig is actually getting like, people are calling him the best housewife on Bravo.

Have you seen this meme going around? No. People are calling him the best housewife in Bravo. They're saying that people are now respecting the effort he's putting into shows as a straight man. No, you can't. He literally can't. Don't show him a good-ass head.

Oh, I'm not going to show him my meme at all. You couldn't be me. That meme is none of my business. Actually, don't even send it to me. You wrote shower head. I got a new shower head, and it changed my whole life. Because I keep getting all these TikToks of life. Yes. That's what's wrong with your skin and nails.

Is it canopy? Yes. And I saw the tic-tocks too where they're like, my whole life is ruined and I don't know why and they go, but now I fix the water in my shower. No, I really feel like it's like a game. Your skin does look amazing. Don't you feel it's not a placebo? Like don't you feel like my skin does look a little different? Which makeup are you wearing? Not a lot, but I'm wearing it. No, your skin look good. Thank you.

Was it hard to put up? I really love it. Not at all. You literally take it out of the box, pop one thing off, and then the hardest part is taking your existing shower head off. Yeah. And they have nothing to do with that. You're fully a contractor.

No, I love doing contractor stuff, like in my own apartment. Really? Yeah, like if you want me to hang something, don't, I'll hang it. Like all level shit. I have a freaking... You are a HE TV. No, I literally am.

I have a bolt cutter, like at my apartment. I had a bolt cut something one time. What? Remember when I had a bolt cut the lock? Yeah, and you also were like, and if someone breaks in. I love my bolt cutter. I've been waiting to use it on anything else. Well, I've had my, I couldn't had a bolt cut the lock. Yeah, and you also were like, and if someone breaks the end. I love my bolt cutter. I've been waiting to use it on anything else. Well, I've had my, I couldn't get a frame

because they were all the frames were too expensive. People were just, they said, It made me to hang it all come over. They said, go to, they gave me options. Like, there's cheap places to get it. And it's just been sitting there. I haven't hung anything. I'll come over.

I literally, I was like, do I message like a man? No, I have a pink toolbox. It's adorable. I've hung so many things. I've rearranged my whole apartment before, like on my own. Do you watch a GTV? Mm, sometimes. Actually, I watch this show on Hulu.

It's called House of Ali. Oh, and she's in a... Like her vibes. I love her vibes. She's actually lives in Canada, but she's an interior designer, but she starts from inception, so there's contracting happening. And in a former life,

I feel like I was an interior designer. A pimple popper and interior design. Yeah, I did it all. I feel like you know you're becoming an adult when your com show to put on is a TV. Now it literally. Cause I used to watch B-Bobby Play when I was on the road because it's just cable, you know, Netflix.

I mean, I could use my computer, but it's fun to watch TV. Yeah, it is. So we have to go into HGTV and I'm getting in fucking vested. I'm like a green tile. You're like, in what world is that the back splashed? It's like, what carpet did you think

was gonna look good with that couch? And I never thought I was gonna be one of these people because my mom would always watch it. I'm like, this is so boring. My mom loves it. And she TV. Let's get to the next house. I'm doing this one.

I go, we know we're not choosing this house. Enough people. Let's go to the next scene. The way that I cannot wait for the reveal. Also, at like, Daz will be like hanging around and I'll have it on. And within 10 minutes, we're both fucking hooked. And we'll be talking about something. And he's like, oh, I didn't see how the barn would do well

with, okay. There's a few things I know I love and I know I hate. I hate barn doors. On anything, I hate it. Get them off. I can't. I don't like that. I'm very into like Scandinavian style.

Interesting, I haven't come across. Like I like how I think I'm across. Simple skin-denavian style. Interesting, I haven't come across. Like I really haven't come across that. A skin-denavian style? It's like light oak and just like simple. Okay. And then... And then... And then I want a ton of vintage furniture.

Like crazy vintage wild. But I love how some of these people like... They just look like these normal families. And then they know how to build a whole fucking house. When it looks like a girl that like, I would just like, see it Walmart. Right. And I'm like, the designers.

Yeah, the designers, like they're such normal people. Like they don't have, like, such good ideas first. They're all like geniuses, but they really, I guess that's why I like HGTV, because it's not like people who have like, they're lying about the timeline though, for sure. They're not about the timeline and they do lie about like money,

I feel like. Yeah, I'm like, he didn't get that for that, please. Yeah, but it's fun. It's very fun. I love a reveal. There was this reveal going around on Instagram though, where you know whenever they show the house, you get the anxiety, you're like,

how did the people gonna respond? And the lady hated it. The way they go, what the fuck? Wait, I've seen the video and I love it. And the husband's dying laughing. She's like, you're gonna have to change all these things. You could tell that the woman was like, this is the finale scene.

That would be it. So let's wrap it up where the woman was like, okay, we're gonna have to take that down. That's fucking loony tunes that you would put that there. That would be a great prank to do on someone. Yeah. Like just be like, do the whole inside of like some room and then like show them.

I'm feel like we put $200,000. Well, I was talking, I think I was talking to Claudia on the toast about this. How, remember, Thai, whoever has a... Thai pennington. Thai pennington, Zadi. Okay, can I tell you who I was just recently talking about Ty Pennington?

Why were you talking about Ty Pennington? Because Craig now goes to all these home shows across the country. Is he the face of it? His biggest competition. Ty Pennington. I go, wait, do we have beef? He was like, no, but he goes to a lot of home shows.

Oh, so he sees them at the home shows and he's like what's up? Ty In my head there was a skit happening of like at a home show and it's just like two guys like See each other and they like brush shoulders. He's just holding You're Craig's got like She's like what's up? Interesting to see, I do not see. I do not see.

Funny to see you in Dayton, Ohio. I feel like I worked in the circuit. I feel like what's up, new kid on the block. What's up? So I can lay it with a sound. That's cute. But apparently, Ty was doing some crazy shit where he'd like, find these people and gave them these like million dollar houses

with all the bells and whistles. And then they kind of went out. And then their tax bill was scrapped. The air conditioning, the screw the roof, had to pay for the hot tub, that's crazy. And then they would all just like be in more trouble than they started. And Ty Pennington was like living his best life.

I will say every time I hear the name Ty Pennington, I do think of Paddington, but that's my own thing. It's your Jimmy Buffett Warren Buffett. Yeah, it's my... You got to know I thought we were talking about the bear the whole time. What a great way to end the show. A full circle moment.

I love it. Ty Pennington and Paddington the bear are my Jimmy and Warren Buffett. Would you say about the ballet? I almost said ballet. The ballet was this weekend and... What was it? Yeah. I don't know what it was.

Did it go into my dress window? Did it go into my dress window? It was really just a record with Jessica Parker that's literally the end of the video. She looked amazing. She looks so cool. And I just feel like we need to get into the ballet scene. Yeah. Who sticked you up to suck to get advice the ballet? I don't know, but I feel like.

I know for a fact after doing my whole rant about ballet flats, I feel like I'm not gonna get invited. I just think that it's like a scene I wanna look into. Like I wanna go to whatever that gala was. It is interesting who gets invited to certain gala's and part of me is like impressed that people are going to gala. Wait, like should we be like gala-ing more?

I feel like gala-ing's exhausting. Yeah. Obviously it's for charity. Right, a lot of them. That's different. Right. But also, the one I had up, How many charities? Right. Can you go to like does the ballet need it? You know, you don't support women in arts. No idea.

I do. I think of all the charities is ballet the charity that you're going to risk it off. I'm going to put my name on. I'm going to risk it off for some men and tights. I don't know. Maybe. Do you think you could have been a ballerina? You want to know what? I actually think I could have. But I'm going to say something about my parents. They were great and all. But I was a lot to quit anything I didn't want to do. I was like, I'm fucking out of my mind.

And they were like, yeah, you're not that good. So I feel like that's why I quit dancing and stuff. And like gymnastics. Because I was just like, this is stupid. I do have to say people have to normalize quitting more. Because I do think one thing that I envy about you is you are really stupid. The ability to just quit everything.

She's a quitter. She comes from a long line of quitters. She's holding strong. I'll quit. Anything don't tempt me. No, but you like in your heart of hearts know when something's not meant. I'll quit. Anything don't tempt me. No, but you like in your heart of hearts, no one something's not meant for you. Yeah.

Where I was raised, where it's like, you do the best you can, and we believe that you could be the best to anything you put your mind to. Yeah. And like, it was kind of cloudy of like when I should quit things, because a lot of things were miserable.

But I was like, I was like, just walk away. Just leave it. And you know what, my brother was actually pretty good at quitting. Yeah, like if something's not for you, I'm not coming. Because my parents were fine with my brother quitting

because they're like, well, we're focusing on Hannah's insane tennis schedule. So like, you don't have to play baseball. No one cares. We forgot you were even in the home. And he's honestly mentally healthier for that because he knows exactly what he wants. And you also learn that just because you quit something life isn't over where in my head, I'd be like, if I quit, I'm loser, I'm mostly mentally healthier for that because he knows exactly what he wants. And you also learn that just because you quit something

life isn't over where in my head I'd be like, if I quit, I'm a loser, I'm not successful. When realistic with the universe was like, stop. You don't wanna do this anymore. And that's how I feel about ballet. So I will be going to the gallon, I can't. But also if you like it, you can quit something and still enjoy it.

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So then lately I've been like awake during the day and I'm like, I was coffee drinkers. Honestly, I see where they're coming from. Was the try giving you energy though? Not enough. Like does it have? It has some, but you're not fucking wired. But I was scared of being wired, and let's be honest.

A strong coffee could really do rail your day. No, I literally have to go home and throw up. I think. No, like, you know, you get the spins. No, I literally have them in this light as fucking killing me. Like, I feel like I... You started with a migraine, now.

I feel like I can see myself flinking. Like, I... The light is so loud right now. No, it's acting up. So are you coloring on your iPad? I've turned into a full grandma. Do you have an iPad? No, we always talk about this and you're like, are so against them.

I'm not against them. I just feel like how many screens do I need? It also like, okay, well, I bought the pen that goes with the iPad. And it's changed everything that I know I'm accessory queen no I literally downloaded two coloring apps and I do it every single night like therapeutic colors it's so fucking therapeutic it's color by numbers and you're just tapping away and you're calling no wait see you're reliving your youth it's so nice

you ever get the color wrong you're like fuck won't let you put it in if it's wrong. So it's for dummies. It's literally not fucking up. We just cracked it up because that would be really funny. If you color together at night, you're just like working through a demon. No, but this sentence has been screamed. What?

I'm coloring right now. You have to say, no one's ever been like, I think I should start coloring and been in a good place. I've been like, no, I'm literally this close. I'm exploding. I'm like, December, me to color, okay? I'm in this city for like, it's coloring time. You're in the middle of the fight and you go,

oh, coloring time. You're never, it's like becoming a yoga teacher. You're never in the good place. Yeah. But I'm glad that it's been helping maybe you calm your mind down to the meditative. I should just pull the trigger and go on so lots, but I just, do you have any favorite colors?

No, it's not favorite colors. It's more like what pictures I gravitate towards. Oh yeah, a lot of flowers and a lot of home interiors. Oh my God, you didn't even cast? No, I haven't gotten to animals. Okay, we'll keep us posted. I feel like you and Travis Kelsey would get along. I feel like he likes...

So if anyone's stressed out, just download a coloring app. To wrap this episode up. Mm-hmm. I'm back, because I've been on tour, but now I've been back in town. So what do you think she's doing? She's watching content. Oh, and I've been behind with like,

so this, oh my god. Oh, you did. Everyone has to watch back home. Yeah, on Netflix. I texted you during it. I watched it. What did you say? I texted me. I texted you during it. I watched it. What did you texted me? I didn't finish it.

I loved it. I loved her. I just loved her. Because we were kind of young during that time. I think we always knew David Beckham was kind of older, but he's with push-wise. I have no idea who this lady was that he allegedly had an affair with. I've never even heard that. Yeah, neither did I.

They kept it real low-key. She apparently got a million dollars for going to the press and saying they had an affair. And that's why they didn't even say her name on it. And it was real quick. But also like, it, yeah, I mean, he's not really. But that man, not really my type, honestly, a little too pretty, was so beautiful.

It was blinding. So they like, I actually couldn't, I one point I too pretty. Was so beautiful, it was blinding. So good, like, I actually couldn't, I one point I was distracted, I'm like, yeah, why did she look that good? Them together is just like, what? Well, once she got on, that's why I started texting you because you were just reminding me of her so much.

Yeah. Wow, thank you so much. No, but with her short black hair. And her energy where it's like she's confident, but she's not like trying too hard, and she's like kind of pissed off, but like, I loved it. And she was like, we're working class.

We're like, we're working people. And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, I love it. She was like, what? She goes, yeah, my dad drove her rules for some time. Like, it wasn't every day, David, God. It was in the parking lot. We didn't drive it all the time.

She was reminding me of you, and then there are couples aesthetic, because I'm obsessed with the 90s right now, it was next level, they didn't have to serve as hard as they did, and then it got me thinking, I feel like the Kardashians, Kim, hi, Kim, we love you. I feel like all the stuff that they do with relationships is almost inspired by the insane press

that David Beckham and Poshby Scott. They were royalty. Interesting. So when people go out and be seen, I feel like they were inspired by that. I also could be making that up, but I feel like they made it couples, it couples. David and Victoria, I got what you mean.

They were the hotter it couple. It's kind of the same like, the 90s supermodels. Like they made supermodels grow. Exactly. Like they made being like a famous couple really cool. Yeah, and obviously there's so much like stress that goes into it. But I enjoyed that so much that man was too good looking.

If my mom was in the spice girls, you literally wouldn't be able to tell me anything. No. Like, I wouldn't listen to anyone. No. That's what's your excuse. I wouldn't even listen to her. And also, oh my God, there's a documentary

called Twin Flames Out. There's gonna be a thing on it, Netflix coming up, but there's one I believe on Amazon Prime. It's a cult. Oh my God, it's crazy. And I'm not going to give it fully away, but it's basically this guy who, it's always the same, a guy who's like, I want to be an entrepreneur, then he like kind of starts acting weird and studying like philosophies and stuff like that. He moves so why, meet some girl, and he decides, he wants to be like a life coach.

I'm done with a life coach. I'm done with these life coaches. Wait, I was just gonna say, I'm done. Where, when are you qualified to be a life coach? So he basically, people become life coaches and then they immediately start training other people and how to be life coaches.

And it becomes like a multi-level marketing life coach scheme and then people in their hardest times, freak out, Google something online, and spend $600 for a course on life coaching from someone who's... I just don't get that, like, if I were to get a life coach, they'd have to be way more successful than me.

A thousand presents. It's like, why would I get a basketball coach who like never played basketball before? Right. So life coaching, it's very sketchy, a lot of it. I mean, I would even argue some huge life coaches are very scammy. Yeah. Where it's just like they're good at marketing and like taking a mancha people during hard times.

So that's my heart shake. I mean, I love them. Right. They're incredible. Do so much, but taking your money. Because if there was a book that would explain happiness, we'd all be happy. We just have to read the book. It's not that easy. And I mean, for people like Glenn Doyle, is that her name? Yeah. Glennon. Glennon Doyle. She went through

really hard times and overcame that, and I respect that and tell you that story. She's, what is that name of that book that everyone reads? Untamed. I always pretend I'm reading that book. I have a next to my bedroom. If anyone asks, will a book you reading? I just say that. If I wish, the book could just like seepin' me

because I cannot get myself to read. Can't get through it. It's also something called Atomic Habits. I have that book too. Can't get through it. It's also something called atomic habits. I have that book too. Can't open it. No. I have Matthew McConaughey's book. Never seen it.

Literally got it, put it in a spot, never looked at it. How do you get atomic habits if you could do not have the habit of reading? Can't read. It's actually a multi-level marketing scheme. To read, you have to know how to read. And you can't, anyway. There's an old, anyway, that's

a reach. But so anyway, he's like, okay, I'm going to become a life coach. This is a 22 year old kid who like failed at it, whatever. And he starts coaching people. And then he meets this girl. And she teaches him about the concept of twin flames. They fall in love. And they decide they want to teach people about how to find their twin flame. So it starts as a small Facebook group. And they basically convinced these two women who were in marriages but secretly in love with each other, who went to them, like, what do we do? And they were like, be with each other, you should be with each other.

And they end up like coming out to their families, get married, they're a success story. They have one success story. Then they get all these lonely people online and they basically start telling them, like, we can help you find your twin flame, we're connected to God, we know who your twin flame is. So all these people are coming in, being like, this guy dumped me,

but like I really, really like him and I can't get him off my mind. Do you know that post breakup where you're like still addicted to them? So they keep just going, oh, that's your twin flame. You have to keep messaging him. So these people are getting restraining orders against them. They're getting arrested.

They're getting blocked and they're like, hey, he blocked me and they were like, he's your twin flame and he doesn't know it. And you cannot respect his boundaries. You have to show him that you're a twin flame. So they't know it and he's and you cannot respect his boundaries You have to show him that you're a twin flame. So they're basically just getting all these people like and all these people are going because you know And all your friends are sick. If you're talking about this person more dangerous than a bunch of girls who like a guy And he won't text them back. No one is more dangerous than that woman in that moment and all the time I was like these people must have not had friends because like, thank God I have friends that are like,

stop. Yeah. I'm over it. I've let you talk about it enough. We're done with him. You're done with him. I'm done. I'm done. I love doing that to people where I'm like, I'm over it.

I don't know if you're I'm over it. Yeah. And then they're like, I have a hard time. How many crazy text messages that your friends have just been like, nope, do not send that. Do not send that. So these people literally,

you want someone to enable you and be like, he's actually your true love. So they keep going on these like online platforms and they're like, yeah, he's your twin flame, he's your twin flame. No one's getting a relationships. So then they start realizing, fuck, we have to do something. So they start trying to hook people up within the group and being like, actually, Jennifer is your twin flame.

And Jennifer is like, that guy is not my twin flame. And then they start doing really crazy shit. I don't want to give it away. It gets like crazy. I mean, you basically just told us the whole documentary now gets to the end. Okay, she's going to tell us. So they start telling people, they start telling people,

you're actually a man. And you're her twin flame. And I've drawn the line. So that's where it gets really fucked up because people are like, I'm actually not a man and they're like, that's something a man would say. And the guests, like, I'm like, I'm really squad honestly.

We're like, mm. Sounds like you are a fucking hater. But then people, the guys like, you're jealous of me because I'm a man and the girls like, no, I'm not. And he's like, yep, that's man's stuff that you're doing. Your name is Dan now. And the girl's like, my name's not Dan. No.

So then they got someone to transition and then they're like, and now you're dating her. So they could keep everyone in the group. And also then they try to tell the two lesbians that one of them's a guy. And it's like, what the fuck, it used to be this like, really like LGBT friendly circle. And now they're just like making people transition. Yeah, it's just be this like really like LGBT friendly circle and now they're just like making people transition.

Yeah, it's just a cult. So it's cool? Okay. So that's basically that. And supermodels out. Also, I think Apple TV. Was it good? Haven't watched it.

Okay. But I think we should. I was gonna start it. Also, my dad was, you dad was watching TV as dads do. My dad loves a good TV show. My dad loved, how's his new jersey? He loves the drama. He loves the tape.

He'll get into it. And you wouldn't think it from looking at him, but he'll be like Teresa was wild last week. And I'm like, I know. He started watching the Golden Bachelor. Does he love it? Cannots, I'm talking about it. I feel like it, people are in liking it.

I think it's great because it's not all these hot people that one be famous. Can we just say the guys like? Zaty. Hot. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, I was like, oh my god. Craig is shaking.

Did you see the one lady that fell asleep during the ceremony? I love it. A relatable queen. The woman who was like, hey, I'm not standing for three hours during a row ceremony. I have arthritis. She was like, my left leg has given out. I have four more years.

Literally me, anytime someone says, you have to go to the gym. I'm like, I can't. So they're being amazing. And also it's giving that OG reality TV energy where people actually want to find love. And they're just like, what reality TV energy where people actually wanna find love. And they're just like what's going on? Like we don't even, also I feel like you hit a certain age

and I feel like the women have all hit that age where there's a camera, I don't have a fuck. Put it out there, this is who I am. So I think Golden Batchner is a genius idea. I think he is a hearing aid, which is so fucking cute. So cute. And he's trying to find love. Lastly, there's this mom and influencer drama.

Oh! I'm so obsessed with the mom influencer drama because before this mom got arrested, I was deep in a whole randomly on TikTok, learning all about this family. So when she got arrested in like real time, I was already like in this web. Also eight passengers, sounds weird.

100%. She's a Mormon mom influencer who has six kids and they have like a big YouTube channel. They have like 2.3 million followers. They're making a ton of money from their YouTube channel. They did it for years. Like I want to say like 10 years. And she talks about her parenting style being like tough.

Her parenting style, yes, tough and tough love. And her son most recently, like left the house, went to a neighbor's house, had duct tape on his ankles, was asking for food and water. She got arrested, she got separated. Now everyone thinks she's a lesbian. She's been living with this lady

who is a weird therapist, who did it to her niece and the niece, there was a documentary that just watched it. Yes, I watched it. So crazy. What's her name? Ruby Frankie. Ruby Frankie.

Yeah. So nuts. Sometimes what I've learned from this life, people hide in plain sight. I mean, tell you who they are. People were resurfacing like all her videos for me years, and there were things that like, she didn't let her son have a bed for seven months.

Yeah. She wouldn't like feed her children in breakfast. And like, she had like little kids, like, there was like a three year old and a four year old, and she made them sit on the couch, and she was like, I'm gonna go take a nap for an hour, like don't get up, don't move. Yeah.

And the one like got hungry, and like went to a refrigerator and like spilled something. And she like freaked. Like, could you imagine your mom being like, even now my mom's like, I'm gonna go lay down, and the one that got hungry and went to the refrigerator and spilled something. And she freaked. Like, could you imagine your mom being like, even now my mom's like, I'm gonna go lay down and like, what if I need you? Yeah.

Go to lay down. What if I need to call you? I'm like, answer your phone. What if I don't know what I wanna eat? What if I lost my birth control and my passport and my birth certificate? I, yeah. I just like, I feel like I need,

if I had one day with that mom. I also, this is what a real mom looks like. I hope those kids sue her for all the money she's made from her oldest daughter has been like posting about it. Yeah. Honestly, mom's saying, mom's being a mom is hard enough.

Like, right. We know. Two moms. Honestly, thank you for giggling with us. We really hit everything. Back me and you in the studio, no boys except Chris, who's safe. Who's a feminist icon.

Chris, do you want to say anything to the gigglers? Say goodbye. Do you want to say thanks for giggling with us? Thanks for giggling with us. Yay! Bye, guys!