Giggly Squad - Giggling about ugly men, lucky girl syndrome, and hair removal

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

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What is up my grinning gigglers grinning or granny? Grining like smiling. Got it. got it. I don't know. Grining sounds creepy though. Like no one's grinned and you've been like- It sounds like yeah something like a villain does. Yeah it's like I'm very confused about all the like hello darling whatever it's called drama. Can we just get into it? First of all, initial thoughts just like on Olivia Wilde. Okay, I went to a event once. I think I was with you. Oh yeah, you were. She directed something and I was taking her back by like how smart she was and put together she was. And she was like powerful.

Yeah, she's very captivating in person. Like, she's so pretty obviously, but she's very like, like, she holds her shoulders back. You know, like, that's how I describe her. Yeah, like, she looks like a CEO of her life. Yeah. Like, she looks like she has an organized kitchen. Yes, she has a matcha station.

She has a matcha station. She has a full matcha station with the brush. Does anyone know what the brush is for? It's like a, no. To get to frothy. I mean, the brush is unnecessary, so you's a fork. I'm waiting for Duncan Donuts to be delivered to my apartment that is next door for my apartment.

She does not eat Duncan. Yeah, we're far from a macho station over here. She also does not have just a random drawer in our house of junk. She doesn't have a junk drawer. No. No. And she doesn't like have old mascara lying around. She throws it away after the right amount of months. Her socks are matched to the appropriate sock in the drawer. There's no loose socks. She doesn't have a chair in her room with the clothes that aren't dirty, but aren't clean. They're in the middle.

No, no, no, no. The chair is so expensive that she's only sat in it twice. Also, none of her brushes have a layer of hair on them. Oh god. No, no, no. I see her strictly as like a comb girl. Oh yeah. Or she has someone brush her hair for her. Yeah. Or she just wakes up and she never even has a knot in her hair. No, never. She also, I feel like she missed like she does miss spray on her face. Yeah, you at any moment She could be like do you need a miss spray? That's a live a wild okay I always like I was gonna go as long as you wanted to go

I was running out She doesn't water her own plans She doesn't water her own plans, but has a stunning garden. She takes her shoes off in her house. And she doesn't let you ever sit anywhere with your sub-boy clothes. I like her. Like I do and I feel like contrary to what we've just been saying in the past four minutes, we like her. But I feel like women always, I liked her because I feel like she got

like a lot of hate for leaving Jason Sidenkis, which like we don't know what happened in their relationship. Like so if someone's unhappy and they want to leave, like leave and I feel like people were like, she has two kids and like whenever she's with Harry, they're like, but where are your kids? And it's like, okay, well they also have a dad. So like I always felt bad for her with that. Like she just, because she's with Harry, they're like, but where are your kids? And it's like, okay, well, they also have a dad. So like, I always felt bad for her with that.

Like, she just, because she's a woman, she was like getting hate solely for like, living her life. So it was always on her side for that. But unpopular opinion, I don't wanna have sex with Harry Styles. Oh my God, neither do I. I just feel like, I feel like he dresses better than me. And I just, I don't know, he doesn't do it for me. Like we like a post-mellon Jack Harlow.

He always was too cute for me. I think he's too cute. He's too pretty. Yeah. And I want a guy who makes me feel small. Yeah. And I don't want, not mentally, just physically. Yeah. And like, I don't want a guy who takes like crazy fashion risks. Ooh. You know, like contrary to what I say, I want Craig wearing flip flops to be like the craziest thing he does.

True. Yeah, I made Des wear a white button down and it was a new thing for him. Yeah, and God forbid it's linen. They're like, oh my God, this is so much. But you know what I did, look, he think was hot. Timothy Shalame just doing wild shit He's different. I would have sex with Timothy Shalamay

Timothy Chevrolet Timothy Chevrolet like with his just adorable red outfit cow neck top talk about manifestation I know a girl who went to high school with Timothy Shalamet. I want to say he was like two years older than her, not in the same grade. They went to that... LaGuardia, right? Yeah. The story to where I went to school.

And... Related Gagglewamp. She said... In high school, he was always like, I'm gonna be famous. And one day she was sitting with like all of her friends and him and his friend came up to he was always like, I'm gonna be famous. And one day she was sitting with all of her friends and him and his friend came up to her and was like, well, you come to Times Square with us and pretend that Timothy is Timmy, I think you went by.

Is famous and we're gonna take pictures of you like running up to him, like asking to take pictures with him. And her and her friends were like, no. She was like, and then he literally blew the fuck up. And I was like, wow. It's crazy because the school of guardia is where all the most talented kids go.

Yeah. And it's a public school in New York City, but like to get in is like the public juliard kind of like you you try to act you try to dance you try to sing and didn't Nicki Minaj go there too. I think she did yeah. That's that school's full of like potential stars so it's crazy that they all were like I think Nicki Minaj like has beef with that school though. But anyway, can you make a fucking Venn diagram of what's going on with Olivia Wilde? So I guess Olivia Wilde and Florence Pugh, which like, I'm not a huge fan of her last name,

but a big fan of her, I watched her in Little Women, I thought she was just like so fucking good. I guess they have beef, but nobody says like what the beef is, but Shia LaBuff was supposed to be the lead and then it became Harry Styles. I would classify myself as a hater in terms of celebrities who are famous singers and then try to become like a list actors. I think it absolutely can be done, but I think they almost get like a pass. Like the most unpopular opinion I've ever had

in my entire life, a star is born. I thought it was trash. I knew you were gonna say that. I hated that movie. I knew you were going to say that. I hated that movie. I knew you were going to say that. I do have to say I love that movie, but there were moments where Lady Gaga's face was supposed to move and it didn't.

I just didn't believe it. And then with all the PR of like, are they actually fucking? It was too much for me. And I needed to step away. I also feel like there should have been a warning sign at some point because I thought it was a feel good movie. I thought a star was being born. And then my whole year was ruined. Well, it was a remake.

I know my mom was like, you know, I go, I wasn't alive in the 80s mom. Right, I didn't know either. And that star was gonna be born. I remember watching it and like one of my many talents is that I can like predict the end of movies and so like I'm sitting there watching it and I was like oh so like he's gonna kill himself now and everyone was like what? And I was like he's literally gonna go and off him.

Like, have you not been watching the movie? And everyone was like so mad at me. And I was just like, it was a remake. Like, what are you talking about? So anyway, a lot of problems. That reminds me of the time I was with my ex-boyfriend at a beautiful Broadway play. And I told you, he halfway through was like, oh no, the guy is gonna come and suicide.

And I was like, what? And he's like, you can tell, like all the signs. And then the whole rest of the play, I was so upset, and the guy never died. And I was like, you fucking ruined the night from me, stupid asshole. Don't project your issues onto that guy in the play. Sorry, I think that the biggest lead in that story is that You and your ex boyfriend went to like a Broadway show. It was like he was an entertainment And his friend was like in the show or some shit. What show? Couldn't tell you

How girls don't remember things remember that's our motto But also doesn't bullied me into going to any Broadway shows recently. Oh my god I'm thankful for I feel like for you guys. You're like if you want to show emotion Talked Austin I actually felt so bad because the other day Greg was like you're just really tough on me and like I just I really notice that you was like, you're just really tough on me. And like, I just, I really notice that you aren't, you don't have a heart. And like, that's fine.

Like, you was trying to be compassionate, even like, being like, you have no feelings. And I was like, I just don't care about, like, things that you care about. And he was like, life? Like, death? Like, what? That's like, whatever. You're like, call your mom.

Yeah, I was like, I don't have time for that. But Paige, there was like more to the story in terms of the drama of like how they made it like Shia got fired because of the FKA twigs accusations against him. Right. Right. But and Olivia Wilde like leaned into that. But then there was evidence of her on a phone call like begging him to come back, which made it seem like he had beef with Florence

or something our Florence was not comfortable working with him, am I making this up? No, you're not. And then messages came out where he said something to Florence and Florence was like, wait, what? No, I'm fine with you. I think Florence had, what? Like, no, I'm like fine with you. I think Florence had, I think Florence, I think Florence is like a legitimate actor,

like a method, I mean, she's not a method actor, but that's like what I think of her as, like I think of her like really loving this craft. Yeah. And I think she had certain things that she was like, I don't think this makes sense. And like I think this should be changed. And I think Olivia was just like,

fuck off, you're the actress, I'm the director. Oh yeah, because they had tension because she basically said there was too many sex scenes. Yeah, she was the whole movie is based around these two sex scenes and I just think it's weird or whatever. It's also, acting is so weird, envisioning the guy you're with like, hooking up with another hot actor. So acting is so weird, envisioning the guy you're with,

like, hooking up with another hot actor. And it's not like people haven't left. They're significant, but now there's for actors on set. It's like literally a tale as old as Hollywood. I mean, could you imagine, I think about this odd automout, like Jennifer Aniston, just like watching her husband marry Angela Newjule. Jennifer Aniston had to wait a long time for her karma to come back.

True. But he came back. He came back. If I can come back, it's the... People, you just gotta wait it out. You have to wait it out. There was a tweet saying like, we need Andy Cohen to host this movie's reunion.

Yeah Yeah I mean great publicity. It is well, that's the thing. How much do you think it is just PR? And then now everyone's stressed out about Harry possibly spitting on Chris Pines? I watched the video seven times. I was like, what are people saying? Nothing came out of his mouth. Okay, also, were you sexually attracted to Chris Pines in that ebbed me to? Yes.

I didn't even know what you were gonna say just yes. Yes. Chris Pines was like, I'm trying to be Brad Pitt. Now I was like, every man should strive to be Brad Pitt. Also, Chris Pines is a hottie in himself. For sure. Also, oh my god, a hottie in himself. For sure. Also, oh my god, there's so much going on. Gigi had did was seen with Leonardo.

Did he have a period? My mom texted me a couple of days ago and she was, hey, just wanna let you know Leonardo DiCaprio's single. Just saying. A nice Italian boy. I was like, come over. Where's Sunday sauce? I was like, come over. Where's Sunday sauce? I was like, where am I happening upon Leonardo DiCaprio mom?

She's like, I love Craig, but he doesn't know anything about Italian food. And the whole thing about only eating bread and Europe, I can't do it anymore. I can't. I mean, he's cute. He's tall. She's like, really? I've always pictured you with him. I was like, really?

Not what you said when Prince Harry got married. You literally almost kicked me out of the family. You know what? I can see you said when Prince Harry got married. You literally almost kicked me out of the family. You know what? I can see you both with Prince Harry and with Leonardo. Yeah. Almost probably Leonardo, because this is so bad, Craig, I love you. I see you with an ugly hand right now.

It's not a problem right now. I see you with an ugly hand. Hold on. Do you think Leonardo DiCaprio is an ugly man? I don't think he's like Craig hot. Very interesting. You know that I do's like Craig Hot. Very interesting. You know that I do love a dad bod. You love a dad bod?

I think Leonardo DiCaprio is like the hottest. You love a troll. You love a literal troll. Love a troll. Love a troll. I like ugly men. I really do. I really am attracted to ugly men.

But would you say, or you're more into their personalities, or you're actually attracted to ugly men, but would you say, or you're more into their personalities, or you're actually attracted to ugly men? I think it's like a deep rooted where I want to be beauty and beauty. Better. Yeah, like where I'm like, oh my God, like we don't match, but like this is long. You wanna wake up in the morning and be like,

and then be like, yeah. I'm gonna be like and then be like yeah I'm gonna be scared Leonardo DiCaprio yes, it's spotted out with gg. I kind of I don't hate it It's just exhausting. I want to know what Leonardo DiCaprio's like real personality is like because like it takes a certain kind of person to only date models is like because like it takes a certain kind of person to only date models. Because like obviously girls in the early 20s are attractive. No one's like arguing with that. Right. But there's a whole joke here whenever they turn 25. He's out. But also like maybe he just starts staying them young and then after

three years they are sick of each other. And it just keeps having to be when she's 25. Well I feel like he doesn't want to be in a serious relationship. So he dates girls that are most likely not trying to get married anytime soon either. Yeah. But think about your mental capacity from 22 to 25. And not even saying that in a mean way. What is the conversation based around?

Like our Singaporean others are our accessory. And who does? How awkward. They're our accessory. So like they see it as they're like, you know, they're going around town. I would argue to say and not just because you're my best friend and I have respect for you and I have respect for myself that we make our significant others so much better. They actually should pay us. Like Craig will

run certain business things by me and I'll be like are you a dingbat? Like listen to me. This is what we're doing. And you can't just get that knowledge anywhere. If you're dating a 22-year-old, they're like, I don't know. Like maybe. But we have to give thoughtful answers to questions. Well, that's why there is definitely a power dynamic when a girl is like 22 for guys like 42. Because when I'm 22, I will listen to anyone.

I would get kidnapped so easily For sure literally a guy Sobs an event and help me like I have enough like documentary in here. Do you want to watch it with me? I'd be like I'm like you're like I was going home to my couch, but like you have a couch in there and done Drive me home. You saw and Radis take talk. I love okay You saw him, Radis TikTok. I love, okay. There is such a discrepancy between, remember when we were younger or like not even younger. Like I'm gonna say like five years ago.

If you broke up with someone, everyone knew it because you'd put an emotional quote on your Instagram story. Or you had to change your Facebook status. Or you had to, okay, prior to that, you had to change your Facebook status. Prior to that, your way message had song lyrics in it. Today's age is you make a petty TikTok. The prior ones, I never really partook in. Did I change my Facebook status in like college for sure?

Yeah. But today's day and age, I am here for a fucking petty TikTok. Sometimes I scroll and I'm like, wow, if I ever break up with Craig, imagine if I did that TikTok. Like, it's just something in my brain that I'm like, I'm so here for it. So this hilarious TikTok basically said, when he thinks he scored a 10 because he's with you, but you really just like ugly guys She really is so fucking pretty like it's it's not it's not human the way she looks really her body does look like an alien No, I'm gonna have that long of a torso Speaking of how people look did you see Kim's new paper

marker in the paper? Don't even say it. I have to say it. I have to. I have to say it. Bleach eyebrows. You also sent me a tic-tac of some random ass girl shaving her head.

You watched. Yeah. She was gorgeous. I was like, this bitch is literally trying to subliminal message me. And only send me like, girls with shaved tats. I do realize I'm a problematic friend sometimes because I like to live I carelessly through my friends and I'm an enabler. Like if they want to do something fun that I know I would never do,

I'm like, absolutely I'll be a part of this with you. Like if my friend literally called and was like, should I get face that too? I would be like, why not? You only love ones. Our Gen Z correspondent even texted me and was like, not gonna lie, you would look sick with a bleached eyebrow. I was like, you're fired. I got her text to that. No, did you seriously? Oh. I thought she was literally just trying to be friends and I was like, oh my god, she's texting me.

For a giggly squad show, I think I'm gonna do it. I will do it for one giggly squad live this month, but I think I'm gonna do it with how people are doing it with like concealer. Yes, Vegas. And we're just maybe, no, Jack Harlow's gonna be there. You wanna really sabotage me? Maybe I'll do it for one of our new york city ones and I'll just go through the whole show with bleached eyebrows and we'll like feel it out That actually nailed it. Why you're not attracted to harry styles, but you are attracted to jack harlow

It's like two types of girls you can't be attracted to both you can't because It's like two types of girls. You can't be attracted to both. You can't. Because, no. Jack Harlow is like, is ugly hot. And- He's ugly hot, but also take away, take away each of their fame,

because I would say Harry Styles is way more famous than Jack Harlow. So take away like their fame and just have them standing next to each other. And they both have to like like this is what I'm They both have to walk toward you The immediate swagger I say is going to Jack Carlo. However, would you like Jack Carlo if he was in a successful rapper? Like I say

Like I'm security I Be like this guy keeps talking me at the bar, like, leave. No. I have a whole bit about that with serial killers and stand-up comedians. How if they both didn't weren't successful in their art, they're just ugly. No. Serial killers? Like, Ted Bundy, if he wasn't serial killer,, no, we'd be talking about O'Hadi.

Right, totally. If that man bought you a great T-shirt, you'd go hide in the bathroom. But like just thinking about Ted Bundy being successful in his art, made me uneasy, made me queasy. Can we talk about my bestie for a second? Yes.

So Haley's... Please. Crazy. She didn't text me about this toward me, but I'm assuming she just was super busy. She just unveiled chocolate glaze donut nails. Yeah. Which I'm into, but I'm in her front. I'm not.

Okay. I know that you evolve and you change new grow, so I'm gonna wait a month, because you're gonna be sitting here with chocolate glaze fingernails. Here's the thing on why. I think they look very old lady-ish. But that's kind of my aesthetic. I think it looks like ice coffee macchiato, which is very millennial, Gen Z. I think because you've cursed me with my short nail summer,

it's now going into short nail fall, so we're so excited to be here. My two colors for the fall are going to be a dark green, but not a dark green where you could mistake it for black. It's going to be more of a hunter green or gray. Oh, I do like gray. So you'll only catch me with those two? I think gray is really cool, so you're not doing slut red.

I'm never really a huge red person once in a while. I'll bust it out, but I think I'm done with the like, oh, get multiple codes and then put the shiny coat over it and then the sparkly one. Like, I can't sit there for that long. That's what it really is. I do wanna do like silver. Like a metallic. Yeah, but they don't have,

but you silver and gel sometimes. Well, the normal nail polish, it's like a silvery like chromie. There are the girls that got fake nails that have the legit metallic nails, they look plastic, those are sick. Yeah. You can get a stick on, a press on.

Yeah, because we have to get our nails on point, speaking of, whoever's three New York City live shows, we added a third one, because there's a couple tickets left. So go to Giggly Squad Instagram for that. Also, we're going to the US Open tonight. I know. I'm so excited.

Do you know what happened? I don't know. You're out of your mouth. No, no. Because it's kind of a fashion scene. Like, I know. We're sitting in the Heineken box where like peep the camera pans the content that will come up this

Go Badgers is all I'm saying we Craig said something the other day and he said like yeah like Wisconsin And I just said go Badgers and he goes what did you just say you're like sorry? I know my mascots I was like what you said Wisconsin. I said go Badgers Like I kind of have beef with said Go Badgers. What? I kind of have beef with young gravy right now. Why? Does young gravy know about it? Young gravy is a Wisconsin alum.

And he went back and did all this shit at Madison. And I was like, wait, but I have a show coming up at Madison and people were supposed to be excited where we didn't come back. Wait, how will this sit? Like, there was no where you weren't in college together. I feel like we might have overlap for a year. Or I missed him by a year.

He's like 26, I'm 31, I think I just missed him. But like, yeah, he's a badger. That's crazy. Yeah. That means he's a good person deep down. Because badger's like, what do you think about all that? I mean, I know we talked about it last time, but like, I just saw the mom on like another, she's going on, like, podcasts and reviews now. And I don't, I'm not.

Well, Addison unfollowed her. Who did Addison unfollowed her mom on Instagram? Imagine on my mom on. If we unfollowed our moms on Instagram, they would show up at our door. No, they wouldn't even know. They wouldn't have no idea. They would not ever know. They'd be like, okay, like, and we'd have to tell them, I unfollowed you. They'd be like okay They'd be like I'll take right out of this world. I put you in it. I didn't listen to any of the podcast But she kept me on my for a you page like doing stupid tic-tocks and like not even doing like not doing the sound correctly So I immediately had to scroll

But I just like I'm not I'm not here for it Have you heard about the millennial pause? vaguely What is that it's when millennials start a video and they pause for a second to make sure it's recording And I guess apparently Gen Z's don't pause because they grew up on iPads And there's like a list of things that... They said, okay, what I read in the New York Times. What I saw on TikTok was that we are the first generation to age out of the internet that

we basically built. Like we, at one one time were the only generation that knew what was going on on the internet and now we're slowly aging out because Gen Z is now like taking over and they think that like we're old. And they're also doing the same shit. Like they're using like the aim aesthetic AIM, like. Yeah.

Yeah, the whole Y2K we built. And that there's certain things that we do on the internet that Gen Z just doesn't do, so they can immediately pick out a millennial. And we're on the internet with them, so it's like so easy. I'm feeling bullied. I'm feeling super attacked. And this girl that was making the TikTok was a millennial and she was saying

We as millennials have a choice to disregard Like what we what we knew and go full Gen Z or Dare I say lean in and like continue to be millennials in a Gen Z Internet world like continue to be millennials in a Gen Z internet world. Like, okay, another thing that millennials do, which I literally just did it, is like when you're taking an Instagram story

and you zoom in, yeah, like I guess that's super millennial. Like Gen Z's do not do that. But sometimes it's funny to zoom in at a certain point. Right, and I was like, okay, so Gen Z's don't know comedy. Kermity, it's called timing. certain point. Right. And I was like, okay, so Gen Z's don't know comedy. Comedy. It's called timing. Or you could be like me and just try your hardest to make Gen Z's like you. And if they don't get really upset. Yeah. Speaking of being upset, did you see that

I cried on my InstaStory for the first time? And we told each other we'd never cry on InstaStories. No, I did not see you. Good thing, God. I'm so well. Thanks for being for me. Yeah, for me when I'm down. Thanks for always being there to catch me when I fall. I watched Serena's last match and I was like cool with it. I was fine. Oh yeah. And then like the speech started and she was like, thank you, dad. And I just started crying and I'm so bad with crying. Like, I hated it. I immediately tried to not cry.

So your first thought was, let me record it. Well, app, well, what is yours when you cry? If you go in the mirror and you have to go in the mirror, look, or, but also this is where, like, I feel like I'm like, I did my best. I did'm like, I did my best. I did my best. I did my best. I did my best.

So then I like had to let people know, like, oh my God, I am so human and relatable and full of emotion. And I feel for another strong woman. So I posted, like, oh my God, I'm crying. Serena, I love you. I didn't talk, I'm not a monster. I just took a photo. But then I kept trying to take another photo and I realized

she's gorgeous She's sparkling gorgeous when she cries What part of your face were you most attracted to while you were crying like just Everything just everything about her. Like your cheekbones fell. My cheekbones were glistening. Like guys, fuck highlighter. Stop spending $50. It's a four.

Just cry a little. And I am my lips. Yes. Stunning, gorgeous, iconic, my cry. Why are you like, I don't, everything was like, gorgeous. And I took a selfie and I was like, she's gorgeous. And everyone agreed with me. They were like, no, you are gorgeous.

So now I have to cry before events. Um, okay, well I, I will be able to cry super easily the next couple of days because all my DMs are about my orbital bone. First of all. People are like, oh my god, not to be mean, but like I totally noticed it. And I was like, that's mean. Um, some girls sent me. Some girls sent me this.

Okay, it's called upneak. UP and E, E, Q. And it's basically, eye drops to lift your, like, eyelid. She was like, hey, I use these because I have the same problem. Paige, I think if both of your eyes were perfectly symmetrical, it would make you just like unattainable. Yeah, be unattainable beauty that is unhealthy. I'd probably be dating Leonardo DiCaprio though. Yeah, but he would dump you before you even start it. Before it even started. Yeah, you'd have to do a time machine or something.

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And I was like, oh, I can't do laser because like the sun right now. And she was like, tell me about electrolysis which sounds like a torture chamber. So what do you do, tweez? I tweez, but it's a nightmare and I'm obviously not consistent with it as with anything else.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you're not getting laser on your face. Why? Because they say you shouldn't get laser when you have sun on your face. Okay. But my question, then I start thinking how like you always joke that you're a seal from the eyebrow. I'm about to.

Can you explain to the gigglers what hair removal processes you've done for your body and what's worked and what didn't work? Okay, so when laser hair removal first came out, I was a... GiniPay? I was like, I saw. No, literally. Literally. I was like, mama. Get it, find a hair Italian girl, throw her in the lab.

Immediately. Like eyes are getting her laser hair removal and I was only like a sophomore in high school. What? Yeah. And it was like the technology was not even half of what the first place I ever got it done was under my arms because like my underarms were so bad

that I would wait to get them waxed for like a prom. And even if I got them waxed, like you could still see like the little dots of like the hair follicles. And it was just like uncomfortable. But I would always be, I'd have to shave all the time. You're like, I couldn't, I couldn't put my arm down because of the tough of hair. No, I literally would never raise my arms up in the air because I was like, I can't, I can't, like I literally can. So that's the first place I ever got it done.

And then I got it done on my bikini line was the second because I hated shaving that. And then I did my face. And the face takes so much longer than other places. Well, they also say like, oh, you can get this done in seven sessions. I've literally done 20 sessions in like each part of my body. I'm about to ask. That's like such a fucking lie, I think. So when I do my, I still do my face because I

still have like some spots. So in between laser hair removal on my face, I have to shave that. Oh yeah, because if you twist, then it ruins the whole process of what you're not supposed to twist. Do you ever have to do your bikini or your armpits again? So my armpits definitely grew back a little, but it's so fine. Yeah. That like I don't care about it. I'm like whatever I change for that. about it, I'm like whatever I change for that. My bikini not so much. And then I, but I still haven't done my legs. I was about to say, have you thought of doing your legs?

Because it's so long, it's just so long. When you get your bikini area done, they're not getting your thigh, and my thigh is a myth. Behind my, where your thighs are, yeah. Yeah, no, I've seen them. Fun fact for gigglers, my, the front of my thighs, I've like, don't shave,

so the hairs are actually blonde. Is it a fun fact or is it traumatic for the gigglers? Hannah's literally never taken a razor blade in, I mean, the years that I've known are we're going on what? Six years of being friends. Never taken a razor blade to the back of her thighs. If she can't see it, it's a non-ish.

That's my rule. But every now and then, I'll find a hair just like playing around. And it'll be like two inches. And I'm like, oh, no one's going to tell me I have two inch hairs on the back of my knee. I mean, that's got gotta be a full couple months. That's a couple months of missing that same exact chair. It's just so hard to shave and not slice your leg open. Like whenever I slice my leg,

I'm just like, this wasn't worth it to lose all this blood. You say leg like my mom. So that's triggering. Second of all, what are you talking about? Every time you shave, you cut yourself? Well, I also, I also rush. Like I'm like, I know for this and it is like a murder. You're heavy-handed. Yeah, she's not graceful with it.

She doesn't finesse. It's not a finesse. It's kind of like, if you know Hannah, you could be friends with Hannah for literally only seven days. And then there could be a blind testing of, is this Hannah's walk down the hall life and you'll pick it out in a second. Okay, so I'm heavy-footed.

You're heavy, oh my, I say you're more heavy-footed than you are heavy-handed. Were you just about to come and be just heavy? Yeah. You're like your heavy my I say you're more heavy-footed than you are heavy-handed. We're just about to come and we just heavy You're like your heavy-hands your heavy-tour-sode Sierra said something the other day and it was so fucking funny She said to someone she was like you're a big man and someone was like you can't just like say that to him I and like someone called her out was like you can't just like call that guy like a big man And she was like I didn't even say big. I said he was heavy and I was like someone called around was like you can't just like call that guy like a big man And she was like I didn't even say big I said he was heavy and I was like that's literally 20,000 times worse Like you can't just go around

Calling people heavy, but anyway you are a heavy-handed and heavy-footed I don't float through life. Let's just say but you never took ballet Never a day in your life. I'm a, we like always would walk down the stairs. They'd be like, like, stop slamming the stairs. And I'm like, this is how I walk. When you were younger and you were like walking around the upstairs and like your family was downstairs, was there ever a time where they were like, God, damn it Hannah. They were like, that's good good old heavy-footed Hannah

Are you flat-footed? No Not really very fast. I'm quite light of my feet when I run. No, you are you are quite swift You are you really are very agile. I am very agile, but when it comes to walking I You're not flexible. I'm not flexible. Anything else you'd like that? No. I'm not waiting for that time. But it's funny how people's natural walking technique

can be like wrong. One of my favorite things is when driving... I'm not driving. I can't drive. What does is driving. Watching people's jogging techniques, because that is a true expression. Some people run crazy.

Yeah, that's why I don't do it. One of their arms will just be lagging. I don't need to be judged by some bitch driving die. They have a weird like, twitch in their shoulder, their heads bobbing, like people have a way of running But I recently was talking to one of my girls who's very fit and she was like running is not actually good for you to break down your body That and and that people Is why we don't do it and that's a fact nothing's good for you

No, name one thing that's like good for you No. Okay. Name one thing that's good for you. My cat. Yeah, that's it. Like I... No. Lying on the couch is my...

But as an influencer who influences people on things that will bring them joy, how do you even choose what to tell them, what to get, if nothing is, if everything is made up. Superficial material items. I'm like this will make you feel good for a week. I have a bad habit. We're going week by week people because it's too hard out here. I actually I manifested too much for myself where I'm so obsessed with my Amazon store front and buying stuff on Amazon.

I will cat you will never catch me buying something that's $200 ever. I will never get a $200 shirt a $200 pant. Can I tell you what I just bought that was $200 on Amazon and I literally said aloud. I can't believe I'm buying something that's $200 on Amazon. What? A fucking soda stream. Game changer. Game changer because I love a seltzer. Yeah. It's also another thing that's so bad for you, seltzers. But I was like, they're really bad for you. It just carbs in water. And carbs not carbs.

Not the same. Literally no. Not at all. It's just carbonation. Carbonation is so bad for your digestive system and like your stomach. And the soda streams you could flavor and stuff. You can flavor them. And I was just so sick of like, look, the cans,

load in the cans in the refrigerator, throwing the cans away. Like I'm done with the cans. Like, oh, we got rid of straws, but we didn't think anything about the cans away. I'm done with the cans. Oh, we got rid of straws, but we didn't think anything about the cans. Yeah, wait, so you're environmentalist. I'm literally an environmental lawyer. Like, I'm here to save the planet.

Okay, George, what's your name? I'm all. I'm literally saving New York City one can at a time. And so I bought, it was like a $266 soda stream. I got it in silver, and I'm fucking pumped. You know, my parents have had that for a while. It's like, they're so nice. And if they love it, it's like kept their marriage alive.

They've like, got to refill the soda stream. And he's like, it's also fun. Yeah like gets them going. It literally gets me going. I use to be a chef. I'm like I'm Jesus. No, you're Jesus. I just turned to water into sparkling. Wait, that's incredible. But that's like a productive thing to get. My problem with Amazon is everything's $15. So you can't talk me out of getting something that's $15. But then you get 15 things that are $15 a day.

What's your most recent purchase? I'll tell you what I purchase this morning. I'm on a real kick where like I think I have an addiction. Yeah. I'm pulling it up. It's also because the instant gratification of that item showing up in two days, you're just like exactly like I'm going to go, I'm going to tell you guys, you can go to my abs, I'm sore front obviously.

I got a corduroy long sleeve loose casual shirt large khaki for fall, Avi. I got jumbo hair clips. I have a ton of hair clips, but I gave one to my friend. So in my head, I was like, oh my god, I actually really like that one. I need to buy more of them. Don't you hate when that happens? It's a $1 hair clip, but I love that hair clip. And I was like, yeah, you could keep it. And then I was like, I have to go to Amazon tonight. Then I haven't done my laundry. And this is the grossest part about me. I ordered six new pairs of underwear because I know I'm not going to do my laundry this week.

Got it. I do that all the time. When I have my period, I'm like, underwear is just supposed to be all. Okay, I've been doing this horrible thing where I just don't use tampons sometimes during my period. Bro! Bro! My don't use tampons sometimes during my period. Bro bro. I'm changing out of tampons. It's not like I'm bleeding. I just wear a black granny panty and I go. I'm not doing it. We're not doing it today.

Like sometimes. And you know where it goes right in the garbage. Right in the trash. Right in the trash. You know what I actually. Actually, actually underwear that's supposed to soak it up. But I think it's a con. Gross.

Because my underwear's so refreshing. I don't know. Yeah, I'm like, okay, so basically I invented this. There's two layers in your underwear for reason, girlies. Dude, I can't, but I haven't told anyone that I've been doing that. No, I can't. Because I was like,

people are gonna think it's gross. It's not gross. If I feel the slightest tingle of a UTI I Could not put a tampon in because I'm like all ruined my whole day like I can only use organic tampons Yeah, you're so pure so pure and so sometimes I'm just like not doing it Well, I think the last time I just like didn't have tampons around so instead of being like I'm gonna run an errand

I'm sorry. I don't I don't rather die people are gonna run errands every day like what are you running for? So I just like was like also. I don't really want to shove a tampon up my cooter. I Said this to my mom recently and she was like, uh, yeah, you can put a pad in there I was like I'm not walking around you can put a pad in there. I was like, I'm not walking around in a diaper mom. I'm an adult. My mom doesn't seem like it, but. Okay.

Okay, so we don't use tampons. That's our new thing. We single-handedly keep the industry under, the underwear industry alive. We do. Okay, I'm gonna keep going. I got some more makeup, mover wipes because I have this new thing where if I don't have

my makeup remover wipes, I am like, I can't take it off. I'm so spoiled by them. I'm not going to wash my face. I haven't used a makeup remover wipe since high school. What do you use to get your makeup off? Face wash. Like, even the like, mascara and stuff, it it comes off well. I do use an elements Sometimes but that's when I have like a full fucking beat. Do you know who uses bombs?

Rich people I love your wild Olivia wild loves an overall face bomb that you can also put on your left That's how she has that natural glow. I got a cubic circonia huggy earring. Pfft. I need tank top. This is, you know what it is, because I'm like getting better at fashion,

but I'm not actually good at fashion. Yeah. I keep buying shit to like change my life, but then whenever I need to get dressed, I still don't feel like I have the stuff. The stuff. So I keep ordering stuff. I got that.

So I have more tank tops. I got like an oversized long sleeve v-neck knitted pullover sweater jumper. I don't know why it needed so many descriptions. OK. I got another one of those corset things. OK. What color?

Black. Black. Because I need a black. I got a sunglasses organizer because I've been getting a lot of sunglasses, but it arrived without all the pieces, but it's only like $17, so I just ordered another one. But is it a true sunglasses organizer

that you put on the wall, or is it like one of the nail polish? It's like a clear one that you put on your desk. Do yourself a favor and type in nail polish. It's like a clear one that you put on your desk. Do yourself a favor and type in nail polish organizers that they have an actual nail salons that that you put on your wall. That's what I put my sunglasses. Oh my god that is so smart and then you just flip a wow that is so smart. Yeah. So I have two of them. I'm obsessed with these alien-type glasses, a saddlebag, vintage crossbody bag,

satchel handbag thing. Yes, it's bag. You did all this this morning? No, I went into some other days, but like, but also nothing's over like 25 bucks, but. Right. Guys, it adds up. It does add up, but it's also the single thing

that brings joy to my life, is like placing an Amazon. That's what I'm doing with you right now. Do I have a problem or am I just being like a normal fun girlie? No, you're being normal and fun. Okay. It's normal and fun.

Wait, now I want to go to like my recent Amazon purchases. Yeah, tell me what you got, because I'm feeling. Like what's going on? I'm feeling like my recent Amazon purchase. Tell me what you got, cause I'm feeling. Like what's going on? I'm feeling like overexposed. Mine is literally all close. I bought this like white long sleeve like sheer top

that only like ties in the middle, but it's like oversized, it's like boho. Oh, I love it. Then I bought a long sleeve onesie that's short. Then I bought some Hailey Bieber pants. Then I bought my soda stream. Then I bought two corseted long sleeve tops. And then a body suit.

That's like black and white. Is that all like within the month? That was all like in the past couple of days. Okay, good. And then it's all just like closed. Also for people listening, this is irresponsible. This is. However,

But you want to know it's our job to look good. But also Amazon helps keep you organized. Like I know it seriously does. Like my cabinets, I put all my cereal in those clear containers and like all my candy is in a clear container if it's in the home It's in a clear container

Okay, that's wild yeah, no literally a livid Do you watch the home edit on Netflix? Yeah, I do I will watch that instead of cleaning my own house I'll watch it but they love putty because my thing is I don't know if it's my ADHD, but if I don't see it, it's not there Like I don't know what's in things like if I have a drawer right? I don't know what clothes are in there I don't know How is your apartment interior design maximalist to have going? Oh my god, so good question The paint job is done. We did like a bright mustard in the living room.

Yeah, we did like this lime ugly green for the cabinets in the kitchen, which I'm obsessed with. Okay. We did like a stromboli, which is apparently a place in Sicily blue, which just means. It's stromboli blue. I wasn't thinking it was gonna be blue blue. Yeah Holy blue. Wow. I'm naming my first born son that

Stromboli blue It does sound like over Harry Styles because stromboli blue is now the headline. Thank you Sounds like a sound cloud wrapper Stromboli blue and Thank you. Thank you. It sounds like a sound cloud wrapper. It's down bully blue. And then like a lavender gin blossom for my room. And we're finishing the, we're basically sourcing from like vintage places. There's this really cool company called Kaya, K-A-I-Y-O,

that has like really good vintage stuff but organized. And they have like white glove delivery, whatever. And then I'm getting this like insane blue couch that is the centerpiece. I can't wait for the blue couch. It's coming in like eight days or something and my personality is going to change. Wow. I'm going to warn you guys, she's going to be different. Wow, I'm surprised you got it so quickly.

I know, but also with a lot of people asking me, it's one of these very high fashion couches and people are like, is it comfortable? I'm gonna tell you one thing, I don't know, but I'm gonna be honest with you guys. And I'm gonna tell you when I get comfortable. I haven't sat on it yet. Here's the thing though, I don't feel

we're different in terms of like, all be on the couch for 72 hours. And that's like where I am. You're more of a bed person anyway. Like do you nap on your couch? So I actually have an amazing couch in New York City that I live on. If I'm in the bed and I fall asleep, I'm asleep all day.

I like, we'll refuse to nap in bed because that's sleep for me. Yeah. So I am a couch procedure. You have to immediately go into REM. Yeah, like some people can do a 15 minute, shut the lights under the covers in bed. That's four hours, men.

No. I don't, I've never abided by that rule where it's like, if you get up before 30 minutes, like you'll feel more of a fresh, fuck off. That's toxic. That is toxic. Like you only live one life. Olivia Wilde takes eight-minute nap.

She knows. You know, she's like a Navy seal. She takes eight minute naps to recharge her battery. You're so right, that is a Navy seal. Shit, I'm not a fucking hunter. If I want to sleep for 40 minutes, I'm sleeping for 40 minutes. Also, I've never once spoken up from a nap and felt good. So I highly doubt sleeping less at a certain minute

is going to make me feel rested. That science is off. And if for people who are like, no, it's true if you sleep 15 minutes, no, because the whole time I'm going to be stressed that I have to sleep exactly at 15 minutes. Right. Because who knows what minute you're actually falling asleep. That's the thing that I don't get. Well now they have these apps that like let you know how much sleep your body's getting,

but I don't want to get it, because I don't want to face the truth that this app is going to be like, you have chronic fatigue. You need to go to a doctor, your estrogen levels are fucked up, like something deep is happening. There's like Apple watches that will tell you

like when you need to stand up and I'm like that's toxic I Get those alerts. I'm like how dare you I Over people like talking about their steps the other day I was like I've never cared about my steps the other day I was like walking all over the city like doing these errands and I was like oh my god I for sure one of those girlies that just got their 10,000 steps in today. I looked at it, Hannah didn't even break five.

I was like, wait a minute. Something's off. I was so pissed. One of my friends, who is self-proclaimed crazy, she was just like talking to people and like bopping up and down. Like, and I was like, what do you do? And she goes, I gotta hit my steps.

And I was like, this is a cult. No, it's a cult pyramid. This is when you're gonna start losing family and friends. You're isolating yourself. But I do have to say, my great grandma lived till 98 and all she did was walk to work and back every day. So, I do think walking is healthy. I think jogging is out walking is in. I'll walk. Yeah, I'll walk. I'm not running on a treadmill. I'll walk on a treadmill. I'll walk on it. But like I I might as well walk and like, see stuff.

Right. Yeah, I'm not running anywhere. Unless someone's chasing me, I'm not running. I think it's time for our mental health moment. Okay. I actually have a couple. Are you ready? I need a couple.

Well, starting off, we were talking about this earlier, but I want people to know, if you're feeling a little confused of like direction, of like little decisions in your life, your life is made up of a bunch of tiny day-to-day decisions that like you look back 10 years from now and you go how do I get here. It's from all these little decisions. So once you stop for a second, look in the mirror. If you don't like how you look, look at a wall. If your orbital bones fucked up, I suggest you just sit in silence. And think about what your biggest dream is that people will laugh at you about. Something that's so embarrassing, but it's like your fucking dream.

And then today, start doing little things to get there and make decisions to get there. That's what manifesting is. If every decision is towards one common goal goal you're going to hit that goal. Hannah said this to me before we got on the pod and I said save it because more people need to hear this other than just me. Don't keep your creative juices for just me. You're so right it was selfish to me to try to tell you without telling the good gigglers. Yeah. Also we did this new thing where we don't say we saw it on TikTok we read it in the New York Times is what we say. Yeah read it in the New York Times is what we say

Yeah, so on the New York Times this girl Michelle Diaz spoke about lucky girl syndrome It's basically about Being delusional that you are the luckiest girl in the world and She's like you have in the morning and you just tell yourself like, I'm so lucky. Like only good things happen to me, whatever I do, like I just never fail. I could literally do anything in the world just conspires to my favor. And she's like, okay, right now at this moment in your life, what is your first thought

when you wake up? I have to check my phone to see. Mine's just like, fuck. Like just hold on, just hold on this my door man with my coffee Hello Good hurry you I am Yeah, you can did about coffee order come Yeah can did about coffee order come? Coffee? Yeah.

No, I mean, no, no. There's a bunch of monsters in the back. I haven't seen that. OK, that's OK. Yeah, you can send my packages up. Thank you. All right. All right, bye.

OK, so many thoughts. One, did you call UP? Yeah, we're on a different level, man. That is so cute. Watch out, Craig. Two, I love how you just said the saddest thing I've ever heard and then casually were like, oh my coffee's here. I do think you said when you wake up your first thought is fuck. Yeah and I said that to Craig the other day and he

was like, I think something's wrong with you. And I was like, wait, is everyone not waking up and just being like, for fuck's sake, like this again? You need to change some energies. Because I've been there. I've been there. I've been there probably up until we could go. I was there. As a wise, conquered person, I remember that time. Olivia Wild wakes up to butterflies.

Will you wake up and says, Butterflies. Olivia Wild wakes up to butterflies. What are you? What's up? And says butterflies wake Olivia Wild up. I do sometimes not want to go to sleep because I don't want to wake up in the morning. Which is a weird thing that I battle. Do you have like not one start to do? Interesting one. Yeah, because you have the second you go to sleep, you have to start the day. Yes.

I think that's depression. I used to have that with like tennis, we'd have like in the morning, we'd have to run like a timed mile at 6 a.m. And it would be like 10 p.m., we'd all be sitting there, be like, we don't want to go to sleep, we don't want to go to sleep.

So that trauma has solved my whole life. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, um, lastly, okay, this is my favorite one, and I might have said it here before, but it's worth so good I'm gonna say it again. It's about failing, and I feel like a lot of people are scared of failing. And I've heard people talk about it,

it's kind of a generic piece of advice, but that what if I told you, after 18 failures, you're gonna have a success? Then you'd want to fail all the time. Exactly. You'd be so quick to try your next failure. Yes! Wait, that's a good one. I'm not just putting a pep in my step.

I know. I literally saw your whole energy change. Is that true? It's, no, it's literally true because imagine looking back How many things you fucked up to get to that non fuck up? It's like that just how the world works so you just because think about it. You can't fail forever So keep failing keep failing I mean we all the more friends I you know

I don't know we gave advice, but I don't know. We gave advice, but I don't know. You make your own decisions. I don't know. Finally, that was our mental health moment. But I have one more from Page News. OK. There was a thing on the New York Times going around about, I'm laughing because Des and my mom actually read The New York Times. They're like, I didn't see that one.

What day was that on? I don't know. I just'll say something in the news and I'm like, what? And he's like, it's been everywhere and I'm like, not on my TikTok algorithm. So I'm really good at that. So it was canal. Apparently people talked about it for like a month, but until people started making memes, I had no idea that there was like a problem.

Anyway, Kate Moss went on TikTok and told a story of the first diamond necklace she ever got. And she was on a date with Johnny Depp. And he goes, can you get something for me? And she gets up. And she tells him to reach into like his butt of his pants and pulls out a diamond necklace. I just immediately was like, I have to hear pages thoughts on this because I'm feeling a lot of weird feelings. Okay. The only reason I'm giving them a pass is because Johnny Depp and Kate Moss were on a lot of cocaine in the 90s like a

heavy amount of cocaine and I this is a Johnny Depp Kate Moss stand podcast because I have a massive picture of them in my home. So like I pray to Johnny Depp and Kate Moss I don't Personally don't love it. Like I feel like if Craig was like, hey pull this out of the back of my pants. Like I'd be uneasy. But again, the 90s were a different time and cocaine I just feel like was a lot stronger

in fact than. He took anal beads to a new level. I guess like it's literally. I guess it's fun. I guess it's fun, but like. It's like quirky. Men's butts are a whole nother monster. I've never, like sometimes girls will be like, oh my god, like, you know when you're watching

like a football game or something or like you're pretending to watch it and girls will say stuff like, oh, like they're butt in like they're like football pants. I've never been a girl to say that. I think I'll notice a like bubble butt, but I've never noticed that you're like attracted to it. Never.

I'll notice it was better than mine. I'll tell you that. No, like I'm just, it's not, I'm very much a face person unless it comes to like Jack Carlow and Puzzmolum. I'm very much a face person and I want to be ugly. I wanted to look like it's been through a lot. I wanted to look like it was in a microwave. Like I know the Jack Harlow would

and pull a diamond necklace out of his ass for me. Like I know that is some hot, pretty boy bullshit. Yeah, and it's just not for me. That's like him trying to be interesting when it's like, sorry, you're. Jack would like take it out of his like, bomber jacket pocket, no box, handed to you. Ooh. And that of his like bomber jacket pocket, no box handed to you. Ooh, and that's, or no, he wouldn't have handed to you.

He'd be like, turn around. Yeah, he'd like put it on or just put it on the table and like slide it to you. Are you not spooking up a Jack? I think so. I won't tell anyone. I think so. He's gonna have an after party. We're not gonna actually meet him.

Do you think we are? Well, it depends. Have you been manifesting? I... Now I haven't. Because Craig was... But I'm gonna start getting into my thoughts. Yeah, Craig is doing the best to get in the way of that love story.

Yeah. Because he's so f... It's so f... It really is. Like don't you want me to be so happy? Do you guys have home passes? Yeah, but like hypothetical ones. Like I think that if I texted Craig in Vegas

and was like, hey, can I fuck Jack Carlo? He'd probably have like a real problem with it. But you never know. We'll see. Oh God. Well, this is the month of Gagley Squad touring. We are going to New York City first, then we're going to Vegas. Then Boston, DC, it's all fucking happening. Are you excited?

I'm really excited. I'm so excited for New York City this weekend. I can't believe that's this weekend. I've even done my outfits. Yeah, I have to figure out that out. We're like, have to put everything together. It's all happening. I'm so excited. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. I will talk to you next week.

Bye. Bye. Bye.