Giggly Squad - Giggling about Utah Moms, porn, and celeb conspiracies

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

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What's up my non-GMO gigglers? Oh my god. All natural. My organic gigglers. Holy crap. We have a lot to talk about. I feel like last episode went by so fast. And we didn't even know it was ending. I didn't.

We didn't even introduce ourselves and it was over We've both had like wild weeks sometimes around our couch all week sometimes we're living life Jet setting I was out of bed 90% of the weekend. I was like, who am I? But you were like lying down in different places in the bottom. Yeah, I was lying down in like on like lawn chairs beach chairs Did you feel like you had a legit vacation in the Bahamas. Yeah, I was lying down on like lawn chairs, beach chairs. Did you feel like you had a little jibbication in the Bahamas? I kind of did, yeah. I mean, I did the most activities one could do. And I went golfing. How did they convince you to go golfing?

I loved it. You loved it. I loved it. I actually was like, we should go golfing one day. I mean, we were hanging out with like number one golfer in the world So I was like if you need any pointers don't feel weird asking me like it's totally fine. You're like hey, no You put it off like seven hours a day, but like what'd it be crazy to play golf today with me? um

I For like we were at like a resort so, like, you could go barefoot, so I really appreciated that, and you could wear bikinis. So I also doubly appreciated that. Well, I was, I want to take a lesson, because I like the, like, technique. I like it. Yeah. I like it enough to want to learn how to do it.

Wait, I'm so excited for you. Craig is probably, like, chising himself. Yeah, he was. That's how I bet you like doing it. Craig is probably like, shizzing himself. Yeah, he was. I was like, wait, I drove the golf car. You're just like a guy's girl now. You literally love sports. I don't know, like, girls are too much drama. I just want to like hit a golf ball.

And then I posted like a video and people were DMing me and they're like, your technique is awful. And it was like, give me a break. It's my first time. Okay. Everyone needs to stop because Paige is my protege. She's actually Dustin Johnson's protege. So it's going to take time with it.

She's going to whip all your asses. Also you're just, you have really good hand eye coordination. People don't know that about you. People don't talk about it. People don't that about you, people don't talk about it. People don't talk about it. People don't talk about it. Like I think you could have been at WNBA start in your next life or past life.

Like how you see these palms? Yeah, you can listen to the size of a basketball. I actually saw the funniest TikTok of this girl being like me pretending I'm a golf ball. So my boyfriend will pay attention to me and it's her just rolling around in the bed. I'm like putting herself in a little feet of position rolling around and it was really funny.

It's so true. I get why they love it. There's like a bar cart. You can stop and have snacks. I was like, I didn't know there was like a snack situation. Golf is the most social chill drinking sport. You can have what sport can you smoke as a guard during it? I literally had a tumbler and someone just kept filling it up

with tequila. It didn't even go, it didn't even get low enough for me to be like, I need another drink, which is always fall. You guys didn't know that Kegli Squad is now golf podcast. Yeah, we're a golf podcast. The thing with golf in Orojzae. I was gonna say in the winter we are a ski podcast. Yes.

But once Memorial Day hits, this is a golf podcast. Yes. And the thing with golf is the problem is if guys play 18 holes, it takes like 5 hours. So that's why I was gonna know it like oh, the boys won't golfing, whatever. But also, the girlies can go golfing and just get hammered. And that's fun too. It's about drinking.

And people don't talk about that. People, you get drunk about it enough. You literally get drunk and you play better when you're drunk, because you're looser. You don't get in your head. You don't overthink it. Yeah. And I was like, am I swinging my hips?

Whatever, I'm too shot steep. Do you like those hips? How many shots am I in? Are you talking about the golf or the tequila? Do you have any, what is the golf aesthetic that you're going to wear this summer? Since you're going to be a golfer, I can already tell. I already bought a skirt. This like white, fully ruffled skirt.

It's a dupe I found it on Amazon. I'll post it on the Giggly Squad Instagram page because it's adorable. I think I put it in one of my Amazon lives, but it is like, she's golf, she's tennis, she's country club. She's country club, yes, you could do it either or, because obviously we are tennis blockers.

You already knew that though, so we didn't have to say it. But I do my new like club aesthetic. Remember I used to actually go clubbing. It's a different kind of club now. Oh my god. She's elevating the ship. Bitch elevating. I do think though. Galt golf was hard for me though because if you're at a club, you can't wear short shirts or skirts or shorts. So it has to be like, it's like Catholic school. Like they sexualized the women in these golf clubs. Like, I got reported once, because I wore a tennis shirt

at a country club. And like some member was like, that it was too sure. Or kind of you have to wear like, but like, I was wearing a score. And like, it was a tennis skirts don't come all the way down to your knees unless you're like This was a score. It was the one I have is a score. It's so cute. Yeah, okay We were playing like your partner was like your significant other and then like you would both hit and then we would play like best ball So I did a lot of putting

How's your short game? My short game's not bad. I feel like it's good. Did you, were you like reading the green? Could you tell if it was like left to right or wrong? You know, I got down on the ground one time and closed one eye. And then you took a nap.

And then I was like, no, you're right, I am drunk. You're like, wait, it feels nice. My second, remember, Des was Cady Daddy, our second dad. Oh my God, I forgot about that name. Cady Daddy, that was the last name. Time really is the last name. When you're having fun. Because when you don't know a guy yet, you give him a nickname.

Yeah. And once you start calling him by his real name, that means you're for real. And also Craig is doing his hair in the background. And I'm now shaving. He's like, do you think like looking at this beauty process? And I've started him with a skin routine. Last night we both had pimple cream on. I was like, this is bonding. There's no judgment here. How is your weekend? You are with OG housewives. Like OG, OG.

It was wild. I don't even see them as housewives anymore. They're just my besties. You know, we're just like, basically I invited the way into the wedding and last minute she couldn't come. But she said, she was like, darling, I invited the wadding and last minute she couldn't come, but she said, she was like, darling, I'm in England, but I'll take you out on the boat sometime as a wedding gift.

And I said, thank you, the wadding. And she's like, of course, darling. And she's just like the coolest, like chill-ess. I just am obsessed with her. And she's such a fucking badass. So she invites Des and I over. I was trying to invite Des's brother to hook up with the win, but he couldn't come.

Wow. Imagine if you made a match like that. I don't know. I feel like she would, like, J.W.A.W.A. like she would have sex with them and then bite his head off. Yeah. But like, he's 65, so I want to have fun with it. But he couldn't it, like she would have sex with them and then bite his head off. Yeah, but like he's six, five. So I wanted to have fun with it, but he couldn't come.

So that was disappointing. But we met with Luann. We get on her boat. This bitch, like no one else knows how to do anything on a boat. She's riding it like El Capitano. Like Luann is such a powerhouse bitch. And she's talking about like, yeah, my neighbor taught me how to ride. And we're going

Fast like at one point I was scared. Do you know like the rules of the water? I don't know but apparently Luanne did yeah, I said she did there's like a lot of them too There's rules and there's cones. I don't know she just knew what she was doing and it was really impressive and like That bitch does not need a man. Do you know that in the South you don't need she just knew what she was doing and it was really impressive and like that bitch does not need a man Do you know that in the South you don't need a boating license But in the North like you need a boating license because we're just you know educated But like the amount of drunk boating that must be going on in the South Right well no you can't be like you can still get like a DUI on the boat, but you don't need like a boating license.

Like you can, someone can just be like, hey, this is what you do. And then you're like, oh, I'll do it. And then that's legal. Don't you hate that? I hate that. Because I should never be allowed to drive anything without tests.

And that's why I don't have a driver's license. Correct. Because there's tests to protect society from me. And we're thankful for that. And we are thankful for that. I do believe that. So we actually were in SAG Harbor. If you don't know the Hamps, SAG Harbor is in the Hamptons.

And we went across to Shel island, right to a restaurant, like you pull up to a restaurant. Oh, is it that one? It's not Santa Feach. It's this place called Salt, which is kind of like a more chill vibe. They have this thing called a shipwreck bar where they have an old boat that they turn into a bar. It's just a great vibe of music. So Jill Zarin and her

man Gary who's hilarious. And Ali Shapiro and her new boyfriend that she just hard-launched on Instagram. We love a hard launch. We love a chocolate. We love any type of launch. I looked at them and I said congrats on your hard launch. They appreciated that. And then bossy Zarin, who's their pameranian? Bossy, is that his name? Her name is bossy. Wow, I kind of love that. I'm obsessed with her.

She's not obsessed with me. She's actually not obsessed with anyone. We all were holding her and then finally, she somehow escaped and just went in the corner of the restaurant and was like, no one touched me. Oh, I saw that Instagram story. That was funny. She hates everyone. Yeah, she hates everyone.

You're like, when you're social ability, it's just better we run. Yeah, we have one run slow. So I went on to have one run punch and blacked out. Hina, one run punch will black a girl out. I drink run punches this weekend. Isn't it? It's like the long island iced tea on vacation.

Like does taste so good. Okay, everyone was like, you're done. Peanut collada, peanut collada. And I was like, grow up, get a run punch. I drink them all weekend. Rum punches are my whiskey sours of vacation. I was about to say what happened. Also my friend said, have you tried an amaretto sour? I don't think so. We have to try that next. I don't know if I like that because I feel like I've had desserts with amaretto in it and I

don't like them. Okay, I'll give it a go. I'll give it a go. We'll give it a go. Do you remember how like a month ago you were like, I don't drink anymore, I don't like drinking. You guys, this podcast is about learning, growing, and changing, and realizing things. You're a lot of us.

So you've ever put us in a box. Yeah, sometimes I'm sober, sometimes I'm an alcoholic, sometimes I love my skin routine, and sometimes I haven't washed my face in four days. Whatever, it's me right now. So I got wasted, and the vibe was just really good. We had my parents stop by. Allegedly. I was like, it's my mom and dad. It's my mom and dad. Dad, it's my mom and dad. Do your parents drink?

They don't, they don't not drink, but like, one drink and my dad is like being super silly. Like, we just are not a, You're a silly family. We're silly, we're silly goose's. Yeah. We're silly nilly's. But yeah, I was like drunker than other people for like a good 30 minutes. You know when you don't want to be as drunk as you are and you know you're on a different level, but you can't stop.

And you kind of have to like have an inner monologue. That's sometimes when you go to the bathroom and you're just like, okay. Get it? You like do all these weird things with your like face. You look at the mirror and you're just like, okay. Get it. You do all these weird things with your face. You look at the mirror and you're just like, you open your eyes really wide, you breathe in, you wash your hands, you make it really cold, the water so you're like, get your pulse going.

You take a 20 minute nap. Yeah. And just figure it out. Okay, no, I was so drunk. I, Jill is like, oh, this is my man, and I go, Bobby! No! Hannah? Lucy Burner, are you? Well?

No, the second I did, I go, I say, I go, Bobby! The second I say it, I realize that is not Bobby. Oh, my is my body? What did everyone do? Allie was next to me and I immediately look at her and I go, oh no. And she starts dying laughing and she goes, don't worry, we accidentally call him Bobby all the time. And I look at him, Gary, and I'm like, I'm so sorry.

But Gary is like the silliest guy. He doesn't even care. He literally didn't care, but like that could have been. You're not invited to any of the real housewives anymore. You're done. You're done. You're done. I almost just got up.

I was like, does we have to leave? Yeah. You have to go home. You know what, I've been a whole new to myself. There are so many times where like I've done something in a group of people where I'm just like, I should be put away now. Someone has to court me home.

Like that was a small claim score. I'm going to small claim score for that. Like I'm currently in small claim score. Seriously, you have like your trial is next week. I yelled it, but that's the problem when you try to be the funny friend is that you have to take risks sometimes. And when you're a little drunk, you don't have the same wit.

So you become stupid and you're taking stupid risks. And I say, you know, something's gonna get burned. Risk and reward, baby. That's, and that's showbiz. That's showbiz. But I do wanna apologize to the Academy. I do, you topologize to the Academy. Jill Zaren, Alexander, and the whole Bravo community.

Fuck it. I'll apologize to anyone and everyone here. I apologize to the gigavers, of course. But yeah. Okay, so you had a good Memorial Day weekend. And lastly, I do have to let you know I woke up this morning and my wedding nails were still fully intact, but, so grown out. Something has happened. So grown out that it, like, you know,

you like scratch your head and your hair gets in. And your hair gets stuck in the nail. I hate that. I had a moment, like I woke up, I was watching the French open with desks, were calm and I started freaking out. I was like, if I don't get my nails off in two minutes, I'm gonna lose my mind.

So you picked them off. So I start, I cut them and then I pulled them off. I ripped them. But it's not so, the family is not dead. The family was murdered. Yeah. You pulled all 10? I pulled them all off, they're dead.

I know you feel good about this. I do. It's like we have a weird thing. We have a weird unspoken thing happening with like our nails. People... Yeah like page roots for me and all of my life except my nails. No literally. We have a nail break. I'm like hmm sucks. How are yours? Thrive-ing? I mean, I hate that for you. Yeah. Are those tips?

Press on. Oh, that's fake. No one cares. Oh my god, Hannah. You're fake. Oh my god, you're fake. Two years ago. No one calls you out, you're fake.

Two years ago, you didn't even know what a fucking nail was, okay? I made you, I made you. I can't wait to get off this and cry and be like, what are you guys even fighting about? Our nails. I created you. No, press-ons are dope.

Press-ons are dope. No, they really are. But like, how did you do all vacation with press-ons? They would have been floating in the pool. I switched these last night. These are dope. Pressons are dope. No, they really are. But how did you do all vacation with pressons? They would have been floating in the pool. I switched these last night. These are freshies. There would be guacamole under every press. No, I can't.

For me. I took my old ones off and my one finger was like dyed orange. And I was like, what the fuck happened here? And I'm like trying to think, I'm trying to think, and I'm like, when? Like, what would I have touched pizza sauce? It must have gotten under my nail, it stayed there and dyed my nail orange.

And I was like, what about it? What about it? This is what people don't talk about enough. Long nails can be so gross. Like the bacteria under the nail, it's probably worse than like a public bathroom. No, it actually, they've like done studies about that and it actually is. That's how COVID was spread under long press ons.

Seriously. And that I never, but I don't have that thing with when I have like my real nails, I never bit my nails. I was just like, not a habit I ever formed. Yeah. So I never put my things in my mouth. like, not a habit I ever formed. So I never put my things in my mouth. You're like, I have other bad habits, but that was one that just missed me forever reason.

Same, I was never a nail bider. Okay, we have to talk about Mormon mom TikTok. Let's get into it. It's just classic. Classic. Like it's these, okay's just classic, classic. Like it's, okay, so if you don't know what Mormon mom TikTok is, and I literally asked everybody on vacation this weekend,

I was like, did you hear about Mormon mom TikTok, and everyone was like, stop talking page. Like nobody even cared about the story. And I was like, well, I'm gonna tell you all anyway. I hate that for that. It's this group of young, like, 20s to early 30s moms who are married. They all have children. They all live in the same community.

They're all Mormon. And they all have perfect long like Dyson, Arab, waived hair. They're all searching. They're all searching. For no reason. For no reason at all. For no reason at all.

Are these the best looking couples I've literally ever seen. It's like a j-crued. No, it literally is. It's a Mormon j-crued. So technically they're not supposed to drink alcohol, caffeine, show any skin like really. No pre-sex. And I do believe that they're only supposed to have sex with their husbands.

Yes. And yes. So it started to come out that, and so they all would make TikToks together. Like they all had family TikToks, and the girls would all make TikToks together, and whatever. Dancing. So the main girl, what's her name, Taylor?

So the main girl came out and did this like TikTok live and was saying how her and her husband were getting a divorce. And the reason that they were getting a divorce was because actually the whole group of friends were swingers. And that they were all swers, but they never went full to full sex. The rules were you didn't have sex with the other person, significant other, and whatever you did sexually with them, both couples had to be present. So she broke the rules, ended up having.

What does that mean like make out like your adults? Like you stopped at a make out? Right, that's the thing. Like who in there? Just blow jobs and ain't all right. Like Craig's in the background saying well they could watch each other. True. True. Yeah. Yeah. So they were watching each other, you know, I guess give blow jobs whatever. Then so she said that she went off with one of their husbands, it was against the rules, she had sex with them

and it was in private, so they're getting divorced. So everyone's in an uproar over how just ironic this conversation is. Then, the other groups of moms said, this is so not true and she's lying. She just made up that we're all swingers to make herself look better and she just had a full on affair with this one husband. And every mom is like denying that it's their husband.

But then Taylor literally looks at the camera and is like, all the moms are going to deny it, all of them will, but I do have text messages and receipts to prove everything. I think she's telling the truth. I think they're absolutely all swimmers. This is what happens when you get married at 22 and you pop out four kids and you have naturally wavy hair.

When she's perfect, when you wake up in the morning and it's a perfect, perfect way. You are automatically a swinger. You just look like mermaids in Utah. So then people were saying, I think this girl made it all up. Not even to make herself look better with the divorce,

but just like for publicity. I mean, it is crazy how this was such a like niche algorithm that like they would sometimes, their dances would sometimes pop up on my TikTok. So I knew who they were, but I didn't follow any of them. And I didn't know anything, like relate to them. But now they're like, wait, they're kind of fun. Now I know intricate details about their personal lives

that I didn't need to know. But when she said they were swingers, I was like, oh my god, these Mormons are like actually like really funny. I think what is this undercover life they live? Because you can't put these like crazy rules on people and then like the human brain not want to test the boundaries. Yeah, you can't put restrictions. It's just like telling kids they can't have candy when they're little and then they like They you put it on a pedestal something you can't have you put on a pedestal you want it you feel naughty feel rebellious it feels good Apparently you taught mom talk Reddit

Mm-hmm was talking about how like her marriage was not doing well since she got famous on Instagram because she was like Obsessed or TikTok. She was obsessed with TikTok, her social media presence, what she's gonna film, and the husband wasn't supportive of it and didn't like it, so that was going down the aisle. I could see that. I could see that. But like regardless if it's true or not, this girl basically was like if I'm going down. You're all coming with me. You're all fucking with me, which is um it's an interesting way to go about it and like you've lost all your friends. She's lost all of her friends and also here's the thing that I thought of immediately. okay, she feels,

she wants all of them to go down with her, but they all also have children. So when she's telling the whole world that they're actually all swingers, all I could think of was the only people that are really getting hurt here or all of your kids. Yeah. Because imagine, imagine being like eight years old and like then realizing like, oh, my parents are getting a divorce

because my mom was sleeping with my best friend's dad. Like, and that's so fucking weird. I also, I mean, they're like living their own reality show. I think we, there are conspiracy theories that Andy Cohen does listen to Giggly Squad for multiple reasons. And Andy, if you're listening. Well, it's why he named his daughter, Lucy.

Exactly. Right. Taylor needs to go on real housewives of Salt Lake City. A thousand percent. Like, it's just, it keeps it young. She's... What are they holding? Give her an icicle.

What are they holding? What do they have? Yeah, nice. A nice snow cone? A snow cone. A snow cone. She just serves that snow cone. She's earned that snow cone.

That was the messiest shed I've seen a long time, whether it's true or not, it's equally messy. Here's the other thing. She's earned that snow cone. That was the messiest shed I've seen a long time, whether it's true or not, it's equally messy. Here's the other thing, if you're getting married at like 23, yeah, like, you wanna see what the world's about. Like, I feel like you, you wanna see another peepee. Yeah, like, how do you really know what's going on if you haven't like experienced sleeping with multiple people? I want to know how the swinging started if this alleged swinging is a thing like they're all hanging out and they're like hey, we're all like really good looking. So the story just kids the right the alleged way it started was that the main girl Taylor and her best friends

husband liked each other and so they started it and they would like text each other like pictures. Wouldn't it be crazy if we like made out? Yeah and they just really wanted to fuck each other. Right and then they told their significant others, like, hey, why don't we try this? So they tried it. And then Taylor's husband and the other guy's wife was like, we tried it. It's not for us. We don't really like it. But that Taylor and the husband kept doing it. Now that you're talking to me about the details, I feel like it's true.

And she was not about to be like, she didn't want to just be boring. Like yeah, we're getting divorced. It's not working out. She's like, I want to go out with a bang. Right, like she could have, she could have kept this. Here's the thing, this is like a straight up cult. There's nothing else that you could describe this as other than a cult. And I feel like she just did like the number one thing.

Like she could have said, we're getting a divorce. We just aren't agreeing on certain things. We're growing in different ways. And people would have been like, oh, that's so sad. And then she could have lived her life as a single. It's probably looked down upon in Mormon culture to get a divorce. Oh my god.

I don't know. I couldn't make it out. So she's probably, if you guys are going to look down upon me, here's a mirror to yourselves. Right. But then like, the other girls are like, they're like getting their husband in the back and being like, tell them we're not swinging. Yeah.

Tell them we're not. And he's like, that's crazy. We're not swingers. But they used to like post videos and the captions would be like, it would be like two couples and they'd be like, are we swingers? And they would joke about it. So, that's a thing, they joke about all the time. Where they're smoke, there's fire. When they're smoke, there's fire. I just think that Bravo should take advantage of some more like TikTok. Should we do my Bachelor at party in Utah. All fake fur.

Just all fake fur and diamonds. I'm down. And then someone randomly gets arrested during it for fun. It seems like it's a wild place. Yeah. Well, I think any place that's that cold as wild because you have to drink is like a liquid layer. Do stay warm.

But I do think we've talked about Mormonism, that the culture is intense. And when people break out of it, it can be hostile and crazy. And I'm in for it. As someone who slept through the entire play of Book of Mormon, I feel like I am an expert on Mormonism. I mean, it is just like a wild, they have wild rules, they believe wild things. This guy basically like mate, this guy basically said that he found a book and that he was the

only one that could read the book and gave like all these rules and then everyone just believed him. I watched a documentary on it and basically they were like, there was some discrepancy about a white salamander. They were like, this white salamander came and then they found out that there wasn't a white salamander or something and everyone got really upset and they were like, well can we still believe everything? And basically they were trying to like murder the people who were discovering these old books that were explaining like opposite things to what people were told. I don't fucking know. Look, religion is a lot like

to what people were told. I don't fucking know. Look, religion is a lot like what's it called when you like play that game with the telephone? Telephone? Nailed it. It's like telephone, weren't it? No, yeah. Someone said something and then over hundreds of years it's and also a lot of rules were made based on a whole different culture that things were back then. Right. So, I don't even know who makes... Like, what about CBD? Can they do CBD? Right.

Oh my god. They don't have that technology back then. But there are some Mormons that don't go by all the rules. I'm pretty sure the women in this whole group, they drink. They drink alcohol. They drink coffee or not supposed to drink caffeine, like they obviously partied or else you wouldn't be like, trying not to have sex with your friends has been.

But there's wild stories like the BYU basketball team, one of the players got caught having sex with his girlfriend and like got kicked out of the school. Stop it. Yeah, like it's serious. They, it's fucking serious. But that's why this girl, like I have mixed emotions about her cause she's going rogue and hurting people,

which I hate. But then part of me is like, you little, you little rebellious bitch. Yeah, there's almost part of me that's like I, I kinda agree with her. Where it's I, I, kind of agree with her. Where it's like, look, we were all doing this, stop trying to act like you didn't know what was going on.

And then, but the problem is, how much do you, it's ironic that we're talking about it as people in reality TV in the day, but like how much of your life do you use to entertain other people? Right. And like at the end of the day, like you're just,

OK, so now you've not only fucked your best friend's husband, but now you're also going to shame her and drag her down. And tell her she's lying to the whole world. How much can this poor girl take? You've just blown up her entire life. This is why people should not have this much access to speak to so many people.

It's not right. It's not right. It's not normal. We shouldn't see that so many people could talk about something at a time. But I am just interested in the swinging community. I would like a documentary about swinging communities. I feel like we could find that.

It's Craig listening to this. What does Craig think about swinging? Craig, what are your thoughts on swingers? He loves that. I'm not a porn. That's okay. I'm not Mormon. If you watch porn with a guy, do you ever get jealous that he gets turned on by watching the girl? Um, no, I don't. Because I see it as like, she's not real. I see it as like a movie character almost. It would almost be like if I, if we're watching a movie and Margot Robby's in it and Craig says oh my

God she's so pretty yeah I agree because we're not meeting her yeah she's not walking in the room in 10 minutes yeah so I feel the same way when it comes to that like we don't know that girl oh my God okay that was a really good answer that was a really good answer um which true. Yeah. Do you ever get jealous? I've never watched it with does. We did once and we started just like laughing. Like we started making fun of it like the acting and we started laughing and then he was like pick what you like. But then I felt super like I can't do that.

I'm awkward. That's too much pressure. And then I was like pick what you like. Yeah. But then I was like I don't want to see what he likes. I'm going to get jealous of what he likes. Once you get like over that hump, it's like a very different situation.

And it's also a specific, oh my god, look at me, giving you sex education. How have the tables have turned you married bitch? Are the turn tables have, you married bitch. Are the turntables have turned? There is like a specific time when you can introduce it that you won't do the laughing thing and it won't be like awkward. You have to be like made like doing something and be like already in yeah. Yeah, we once were like, should we do this?

We were in like a goofy mood this we weren't like a goofy mood and it we couldn't like we actually failed and it felt bad yeah you can't be in like a silly goofy mood because then it's like this is weird because you're also seeing it through his lens and laughing and yeah I felt too much pressure you have to feel free some one of my and then there's some story lines that are just so wild that you're like that would never happen Yeah Are you just start like laughing at how someone's speaking or think they're saying?

One of my lesbian friends they're a couple and they love watching Like a straight couple have sex. They're just like obsessed with this one couple Yeah, and like so you can find maybe a niche that you guys both like as just each other, like your thing. Yeah. Oh God, look at us. I wonder how many people went and searched like Mormon couples. Like after. Actually, I thought it would be a great porno.

All these girls just like swinging. Coming over and they're like supposed to be going to like church and then they don't live like live laugh loves blast with they're fucking on a blessed pillow family is everything Oh my god, oh my god. Are we porn producers? Okay, shifting, we're getting to a new topic. I read something wild about Anna Wentore. Do you know the articles that are like, what does a person eat in a day?

Like, what is a celebrity eat in a day? Yeah. And like some people are like, they're like to argue that it's pretty like toxic. It's like because people always obviously do their like most healthy day. And sometimes you're like, oh my God, that girl doesn't eat anything. Is that what I have to eat to look like that? It's pretty toxic. But then Anna went to her came out and people said she had a $77 lunch.

She ate every single day. And it was steak with a Caprese salad without tomato or basil. So she had mozzarella cheese. But she was eating steak and mozzarella every day for lunch and I kind of respect her more than ever now. I, okay the only thing that I understand is like you know when you get moods and you want to eat the same thing every single day. Like recently I was just on a toast and jelly kick which I highly recommend. So I get the lunch thing but also

we have to remember she's European. So I feel like Europeans actually, like they don't look at food as like this is healthy, let me eat it, they just eat like better quality. Yeah, and food. So like her having a steak every day, you know, like I respect that. Yeah, and I feel like Europeans were master typing, but they're better at like stopping when they're full,

where Americans are like, give me the extra large, give me the gulp, and I'll eat it all. Yeah. Because their portions are so different. Yes, when does Irish friends can, they ordered like large coffees and Dunkin' Donuts. You know how big a large coffee is a Dunkin' Donuts? Yeah.

Bigger than your head. And they were laughing so hard. Because to them, large coffee is just larger, a little larger than a medium. And Dunkin' Donuts gave them like, they were swimming in it. It was hilarious. You can't even fit it in your cup holder.

No, you can't. You're like, what is the point of this? In New York they made it illegal to do like the the XL of like SOTAS for a while. The big gulps. Yeah, the big gulps. So, but also that isn't that like that kind of diet where they only eat meat and cheese. Oh, keto. I guess. People just opened. There was this, like years ago. I think we were in, I think I was like a freshman in college when Prince Harry and Prince William.

No, sorry, when Prince William and Kate were getting married. And one of my girlfriends was like, I'm going to do the diet that Kate Middleton is doing. And I was like, what is it? And all this bitch ate for like seven straight days was steak. And that's it. Like she only ate steak. It was called like the duken diet. I think she had like something else with it. Yeah. Like Kate did, but she literally started moving by the end of it. Like it was only beef. And she lost weight though. She did like look right. I feel like everyone's body is different and like you have to go with what feels right with your body, but that is some wild shit. But I feel like I could thrive on that diet.

I'm also like such a rebellious person. So even if it's myself making the rules, I want to rebel against myself. So if I'm going on a diet, I'm eating healthy. I'll, like, 15 minutes later, we'll be like, fuck that. I don't have to listen. Oh, for sure.

Before my wedding, it's so toxic. The whole, like, shedding for the wedding shit. So I did. There was a brand that had like very healthy pre-made meals that I bought Yeah, and I tasted one of them and I threw it away and it was a thousand dollars for this week of food threw it away and continued to just order Chinese takeout and it felt great during it because It's not like it was bad like it tasted shit

Yeah, you just sounded like Yeah Shit shit in it shit in it you sound like you're on love love island like it was like fact of 50 Okay, speaking of eating what do you think about Kim and all the Beyond Burger beef? No pun intended. Okay. Where were you when you saw the commercial? I was so fucking sure.

I thought she, because she's now dating Pete Davidson, I thought she's like trying to get more into the comedy world. I thought it was a fucking joke. I thought she was doing a spoof commercial. I was like, where's the punchline? I don't, what is this video? I don't, I get brands wanting to get the number one a-list person that is going to bring in the most revenue.

I get it. It makes zero. Is she a vegetarian? I think she posted one vegan taco recipe on her Instagram and they were like, that's what they said. She posted a vegan taco recipe. Which is like a case of Dia. I don't know. That's vegan. She was like, don't know is that's vegan. I mean, no, she's a little like didn't know And I feel like she is very talented when it comes to being like a spokesperson for something. Yeah Yes, but something that makes sense like

Makeup hair Clothing like where where the fuck does this come into play? So the PR tick-tock girl boss town who we love who went to our show in Boston How to really get a pitch? She was like it should have started with like her eating the burger and talking to someone being like this is beyond And show that it was like on TV and how everyone watched it and then everyone starts going this is beyond like You see a model walking and people go, that's beyond. And everyone starts going, that's beyond, that's beyond. And then it goes back to her being like, yeah, a beyond burger.

When they've been sick. Brilliant. Beyond brilliant idea. I know. Robustown is a literal genius. Every time I think, oh, she's not going to think of a good idea for this one. She nails it. She nails it.

I mean, because whatever they did just now was beyond dumb. Like, because we're talking about it. We're talking about it. OK, so when it showed her with no like bite mark, do you think they like just kept that in to be like, maybe people will see it? Like, we're all being played with.

Like they knew why we were seeing it. No, I don't think they're that calculating. Like I think it was just like a mistake. But that mistake of her not actually biting into the burger. So guys, she's like, and she's like chewing, but then the burger has no bite mark on it. Like it's half a burger with not even a sniff, not even a nibble, not even a lick. And it got, but then like the whole campaign is now everywhere.

People are just replaying it because they're showing that so like- Because it's so ironic. Yeah. I feel like brands are like if we can afford Kim Kardashian, let's get her because then we don't have to do anything. Yeah, it's like, let's not do shit, but the beyond thing. Because you know, like everyone, Bible never became a thing. Did you ever say Bible? No.

Yeah, but it's like, they have their word. It was like a thing on their show. Yeah. But here's, OK, here's a difference. When Paris Hilton was like, that's hot. Everyone said it. Yep. Or like, loves it.

That is beyond, like, that would work. I could see us saying that. That would work. Let's, loves it. That is beyond, like that would work. I could see us saying that. That would work. Let's start saying it. Obviously, they don't really give a shit. Because beyond can work with anything. In the same podcast that we were like, we're only eating steak forever. It is crazy.

They make the meat, actually have like oil in it. Like it looks like there's fat coming out of it. Like it's wild. Some of these burgers, they do. I will say, I have had that burger like multiple times. If it's ever on a menu, I do get it a lot. My mom's always like, why would you get that link?

And because she just like can understand. I'm not about that. Yeah, there. It's not okay. And I literally could be eating a sandal. That's like as far as she's can understand. I'm not about that though. Yeah, there. It's not okay. And I literally could be eating a sandal. As far as she's concerned. She's gonna be like, are you okay? Yeah, like what's going on?

But I do think it's really good. I haven't had other things. Does it taste like meat or is it like one of those? Yes. No, it does. Because veggie burger is like a regular burger. Beans kind of like, like oh it's a bean burger I

Also have always loved veggie burgers. I did do a take talk about it though because she said she's a chief taste correspondent And I did not realize that that was a job and now I'm ready to quit all my jobs to To and all my taste buds are fucking ready to be at least an assistant taste correspondent for someone Because my I'm gonna I've been tasting for years Some might say right out of the world you've been tasting I've been Do you feel like a New York especially people just make up job titles? Oh? I think if I hear one more guy, I'd be like, I'm the CM0000, and I'm like, I'm the one of the Samine.

It's because New York is so much of the finance guys that they don't know what they do. They don't know what they do. So you fuck around spreadsheets, like something you're financial analyst, you fuck around. But then I feel like in LA they give you like a hundred titles They're like, you know, I'm a screenwriter, you know actor musician Model just creativity is just like surrounds me It all means waiter They like wrote a screenplay once in second grade and they're like screenwriter

but I do and then came also, like posted another like super filtered photo of her and Pete. I feel like she... Which one, the one of them like walking in some, like the devil ears? Like it looked like a devil. Oh, oh, oh.

Some people are saying it's too much like every day. Are you okay? See like tire ring feelings about the Kardashian press. I'm not tired of peon Kim yet but I do have a bone to pick with the matching hair. Or are they both blonde right now? They're both blonde right now. And I don't know how much I love that. Because it's either like Megan Fox and MGK, they're over there drinking each other's blood, Courtney and Travis are like,

just straight up having sex, like in the public. And then there's Kim and Pete and they're like, what straight up having sex like in the public and then there's Kim and Pete and they're like, what can we do to differentiate ourselves and they're like, how about twins? Like, you feel like that is a press play. Yeah, just I don't, I don't know if I love it. I also like think about it in like the real world. Like, okay, there are a list celebrities

They can do whatever they want if like we live our real lives and you have your real husband over there And I have my real boyfriend over here if one of them came to us and said hey babe What do you think about like you dying your hair platinum blonde me shaving my head and also doing it? You'd be like what drugs are you on? Yeah? Like if you just like look at me and Craig we both it. You'd be like, what drugs are you on? Yeah. Or like if you can't just, you're like, look at me and Craig, we both went red. I'd be like, okay, we need to have a talk. We have to be able to have this in our lunch.

We're losing it. Yeah, you're losing it. Yeah, like what's going on? What are you guys missing from your sex life or like you're missing something that you're overcompensating for? You're like, I know some Mormon girls. Should we, should I introduce you?

Something's going on. No, you're right. Like in real world, it's fucking weird and your friends would talk about you. You'd be like, did you see Hannah died her hair in gray like that? I mean, you can't, like in the real world, you can't even post like an Instagram picture without people being like, she added at that.

You know, like you you get it's not. You can't go out here, like, shave your head and die it together, like, people would be concerned. Also, Kim doesn't drink. Which she never talks about. Yeah. She never talks about it. Does he?

I don't know. She doesn't. She never talks about it because it's not like a... It's like a purely based on taste. I just don't like it. Really? But I also think it's good for her career. I do think people, there's a lot of super curious people, and this summer ladies, I know

we were talking about alcohol all the time, but I was drinking Luan's fose, her fake rosé. It's made with like a biscuit and like oak flower and I don't even know what that it but like it tastes very like botanical and it tastes really nice. I was like drinking that in between champagne and run punches. So like basically your girl was lit. Champagne will really fuck you up. Maybe that's, I had one champagne and that's what it was. That's what it was. Yeah, that's what it was. It was the champagne.

Like in front of my parents, I was like, Mommy, I love y'all. She was like, you know who else doesn't drink, but it's not like they're sober, they just like don't love it. It is J-Low. Oh yeah. She will only drink.

She said that she'll'll have a glass of champagne if she's celebrating something other than that. She doesn't really care about it. I appreciate that lifestyle. I do, because you're more productive and you have to face yourself. Really whenever I say I'm gonna be like that, is the next day I get the drunkest I've ever been.

I'm like, I'm like, she's, oh, damn, we're belling against myself again. Like that is like the next day I get the drunkest I've ever been. Hahaha. Just, ah, damn me, we're belling against myself again. You know those like me last episode with like cleaning after myself. I actually had an epiphany in therapy about it because I was talking about how I'm rebellious with like just myself and it's like you're just hurting yourself. And I realized like you just have to have a real talk with yourself to be like You don't have to fight like the demons from the past your childhood stuff like

It actually is you're helping yourself by cleaning like who are you fighting like your coach who was yelling at you when you were 12 like It obviously takes time to heal But I kind of like just changed perspective that like once I realized it was a rebellious tactic, I'm like Oh, but you're you're hurting yourself once you realize it's just you versus you then I feel like you can like Have a nice talk with yourself and be empathetic Well, we're also both similar in that like we're the hardest on ourselves like if there's the biggest come like Person in our life that like brings us down, it's all. It's ourselves. So that's like, like when we get trolled on Instagram or something, I'm like, I already thought about it. I already said that to myself two months ago. So I beat you

to it. Oh, to come up with something new. I've been hating myself about that. Okay, so please. You're so right. Yeah, whenever people are even like coaches in my past, what criticized me, I'm like, no, shit, I didn't do that on purpose. And obviously I hate myself for it already. And you could just like pile on, but like, I'm ahead of you. So yeah, like, we already know. We already know. So I think it's coming to the point that like realizing you're going full circle to the Mormon TikTok, is she just rebelling but ultimately hurting herself? I think we should end every podcast with a question. Like it's a date line.

We'll be back next week to discuss all your answers. And thank you for your feedback. That is so dateline. Oh, I also wrote Mod Sun question mark. Are you aware about Mod Sun? No. He's the guy who's dating Bella Thorne with the colorful hair. OK.

Who's now? I'm not a huge Bella Thorne girl. Like, I'm not a huge. with the like colorful hair. Okay. Who's now? I'm not a huge Bella Thorne girl. Like I'm not a huge. She was younger for us. Like she was popular with like Disney Channel. Yeah, she was Disney girls. How crazy though.

It's weird to see people that are famous at the same time and the trajectory in which their careers go. Like she was on a show with Zendaya. Look at Zendaya. You're so right. So I think that has set a lot to do with like the team you have. Yeah. And also the talent you have. Right. That's well that's true. I mean to an extent there's a lot of the team like the little decisions and there's right. There's no right or wrong.

You just kind of see where things take you. But my son was her ex. And I was kind of like, who is this like older guy with crazy hair? He was just in the movie that Machine Gun Kelly did. That people said was not funny or good, but like whatever I haven't watched it, maybe it is. I think everyone's trying to make Machine Gun Kelly something

he's not. Like, he's not an actor. Get out of here. Yeah, they like want him to be. Brad Pitt and he's not. Yeah, I just want him to be the person that like has sex with my inbox and that's all I want. I literally don't want anything else.

Just like keep sucking her blood. Like I don't, there's nothing else I want. Just keep getting manicures and holding her back for her on red carpet and trying not to annoy her. Just like try. Yeah, like put her in every music video and then I'll listen to the song and like other than that, I don't really care about you.

So anyway, Motsun. I don't want to talk about this, Motsun. Let me say sure, Mots son just married Avril Lavigne. Wait. Yeah. So I'm confused, I'm hurt, I'm bamboozled. Do you believe that Avril Lavigne conspiracy theory that that's a stunt double and the real Avril Lavigne died?

I don't believe it, but I do see how it makes sense. I see how it makes sense, because I'm like, you're here, why aren't you singing? What's wrong? I mean, right? Like, what are you doing? Like, where are you? What do you, like, she doesn't even do interviews

because everyone's like, well, because her voice is different. She can't, she's not gonna sing because she actually doesn't have that voice that Avril had. That's right. Look, sometimes I get into conspiracy mode and I like believe every conspiracy theory people ever tell me. Remember when I was on that moon one for a while

where I was like, we didn't go to the moon? I'm on the Avril one recently because it keeps coming up on my TikTok. And I believe it. Have you heard about the one that Liam Michelle can't read? I'm gonna firmly stand against that because we DM all the time and she reads. You the Liam Michelle? Yeah do you want to know what she DMed me saying? What? Hey where do you get your spray tans in New York City? And I've never been more

star-struck in my life. Should I, if there's one thing I know, it's brilliant. Shut up. Wait, that's amazing. Well, maybe not. I was like, oh my god, I'm obsessed with you. But I know you're biased, because you're friends with her. But maybe she has an assistant doing that. I don't know. I feel like that's a strange one.

I feel like that's a strange one. I'm watching what happens live and couldn't read the card or something. Wow, maybe she just gets really nervous. Look, I can't do math under pressure. So, I can't do anything under pressure. I can't do anything under pressure. I can't do that multiplication. I'm like, I will fold a cheap beach chair under

any sort of pressure. Oh my God, wait, I love conspiracy. Oh my God, we're like a new conspiracy podcast. I'm obsessed with us. Yeah, do you have any other ones? I feel like Craig might have a lot. Do you have any favorite conspiracy theories Craig? He says he has a lot. He doesn't have the time. He doesn't have the time. You got to prep him before that. Um, oh my god. I have so many good documentaries that I've been watching, but I'm just going to talk one, and we'll hit them more next time, because we're running out of time.

There's this thing called The Deep End on Hulu right now. Are you familiar with Tiel Swan? No. If you are on self-help TikTok at all, which I assume you are, you've seen her pop up. You're depressed, right? You're on self-help TikTok. I mean, everyone loves those self-help,

but she has like blue eyes and like dark black hair. She's really beautiful. And she has these clips just like talking about life. And they're really good. But they're doing this documentary about her, basically being like, is this a cult? And she basically said, come in and film me like reality TV. I'm cool with it, because I know I'm not a cult.

But then they're also asking other people about stuff and getting interviews And they're like this is like fully and unsafe cult and They like if you have to say you're not a cult You're a cult. It's like if you have to tell people you're not drunk. You're drunk. You're drunk Like we we say this is a cult. Yeah, we own it. And we know it. So. Because people have asked us and then we realize

well, people are asking, then it's a thing. But so this Tiel Swan documentary, The Deep End on Hulu, is very interesting because she's like a little psychic. She talks to people from the past. And she's very upfront with people. She does things kind of differently. And she's just like, I want to help people. But she also is like, I want to take over, and I need money.

So it's this weird thing of like, what is the difference between a business, a cult, and self-help? Oh, God. So I'm scared. I'm not OK. Is it like multiple parts? Is it a one-po? So it's coming out weekly and there's two episodes now, so it's the perfect time to dive into the Deep End guys sponsored by... And what's it called?

The Deep End. The Deep End. Also I have a highlight on my Instagram, you guys, with a bunch of those talks we've talked about. Did you see the girl that made like an aesthetically pleasing notebook page? That was gorgeous. It's so incredible. Someone drew the list in like a beautiful way, because I'm like, we would never do that.

I like admin and details. I'm like, I would rebel again. I have one quick story before we end, and it's the perfect way to end. My mom and I went to LA last week. My mom hates airports. She hates traveling and she was like complaining about all these different things and I go, Mom, why do you think Hannah hates Admin?

Like this is, and she goes, I got it. I got it. This is awful. Who's my nightmare? No, she was like, so do we print the boarding pass? Why do they keep asking if everyone has it on their phone? Like she just oh my god tag him bag like him if you want to be a jet-setter you have to chill out She's like why would I tag my own bag when I'm bringing it up to them anyway like she was so confused at every We're working towards private jet, but we're not there yet, okay?

She thinks TSA-Pree is a cult. TSA-Pree is a fucking cult. That please is a fucking cult. You have to pay to get in. It's what? Just you could take your shoes off. I've been using what's the other cult. Clear.

Clear. I fuck with the clear cult. I use both. So I'm like a full, I'm Mormon now. And what's that said? I fuck with the clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clear you