Giggly Squad - Giggling about wife swaps, surgeons, and football players

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

Paige reveals a shocking morning routine fact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up my Garbanzo bean gaglics? And if you don't know what a Garbanzo bean is, I feel bad for you. Did you growing up eat dried garbanzo beans? No, that sounds like apocalyptic. My dad loves them. They're called chichi beans. Okay, cute. Yeah, I get some from the Italian importing store.

Okay, chichi beans like know they're cuter than me. No, I want to name my dog chichi beans. Mr. Bean. Yeah, I do. I put it in like pacifajoli. I mean, I never Bean. Yeah. Mr. Bean. Yeah. I do, I put it in like, pacifajoli. I mean, I never put it in. Right, but like someone who's capable of cooking put it in. Right. I actually have a food question.

Because now that I'm a coffee drinker, like there's so many different personalities. So many different personalities. I am a whole different person, but I'm now dealing with the drama of, you know, when you wake up and it's late, you know, nine or 10 or 11. And you, the day should have been started by that, but you haven't had your coffee, but you definitely are at the point in the day where like your teeth should be brushed. Right. But do you brush your teeth before ordering that like 10 a.m. coffee. Okay, my Roman Empire. I'm not kidding. My Roman Empire is I learned on TikTok that when you're sleeping, your body detoxes and when it detoxes, it shows up on your tongue. So

you are not supposed to drink anything in the morning until you brush your teeth because you're just swallowing that bacteria that your body has been like, oh, we wanna get rid of this, brush this off in the morning. So, I used to be one of those. Why don't you teach it in school? No, why?

I used to be one of those people that was like, I don't talk to me until like, I filled up my family. And you're like, I don't wanna brush my until like, I filled up my family. I don't want to brush my teeth and think a coffee breath. Right. But now my routine is when I get up in the morning and I pee, that's when I brush my teeth because I want to be able to drink and not eat bacteria. Or you killed two birds with one stone and just have a peppermint mocha. No, I'll come. It's actually, I hate crime. my DMs right now,

of everyone just sending me pictures of their mint, like, drink, the other night. Pepper and Mocha's espresso is going around right now. That's pepper and espresso, Martini. That's vile. That's vile. Just drink a string. Just drink it.

That's disgusting. I really want, we have to do some YouTube videos. One of you trying a peppermint mocha. Some what videos? YouTube videos. Oh my god. I thought you just said me two videos. Speaking of me two, but yeah. So I'm working on this new bit, but I don't think it's gonna work. Because I'm a pun comedian. Like I actually puns make me dry. What kind of comedian are you? You don't have to tag me on Monday. I should people ask me that interview, and I'm like, I know a silly goose.

No, like, what are the genres? I joke like, I'm like slapstick. What do you think of that? I mean, people will say, they say observational, which sounds like editorial. Like it sounds like I'm not. It mean, people will say, they say observational, which sounds like editorial. Like it sounds like I'm not. It sounds French. I know it sounds observational.

I'm just artisans. The visuals. But I joke like I'm like in the female locker room talk. Okay, got it. It's weird to be like, I'm sarcastic, because like that doesn't seem like a standup comedian that's just like your funny friend named Stephanie. Right.

Who would love shout out Stephanie? And I told you about you in the time. So. Okay, so you're just like a sarcastic observational. Kind of. Look, I'm just like changing lives. Yeah. You're making people happier day by day.

Yes. But like puns, like someone will tell me a pun and I will literally be like, I hate this. Okay. But then I was talking to Dez, because I'm not on then, we do riff. We riff on a bit. And if it's good, we're like, in your everyday life. In my everyday jargon. Yeah.

We'll start riffing and if it's really funny, we go, should we write that down? Or we'll be like, that's for you, that's for me, depending on who might want. Very interesting. And it never might want. Very interesting. And it never overlaps. Very interesting. So is there like, my voice or his voice?

Got it. So there's never a time where you're like, I kind of came up with that joke. Well, sometimes he'll have a joke that I kind of like that I'll do. And he'll work better for me and he'll be like, you can have it. Got it.

Or I have a joke that's not working and he'll try it and see like, if he does it differently that it works and then he'll give it back to me. But it's not a lot of overlap. That's stressful because the only way I can relate it to myself, which is what I love to do. So. So.

Same. And there's like, if I'm shopping, okay, I'm at your local Zara. And I see a shirt and I'm like, I like that shirt, but I put it down and I see someone else go over to that shirt. I'm like, mm, I need that shirt. Even though I know I'm probably not gonna wear it, I need to have it because I thought of it.

Yeah, that's my shirt. And then she's like, cupping me. Yeah, and it's like, I don't even want it in the beginning. That's like New York with like fake lines, just to make it look like people want to go into a store. Like, I'm not going into a store that no one's in. And boyfriend. And like, here's the thing, I didn't want you,

but I wasn't gonna let her. Yeah, you, that's crazy. No one people were like, I hate when people like flirt with my boyfriend. I'm like, if no one's flirting with my boyfriend, who's my husband, but I call him. Right? Like, then he's just... No, that's embarrassing also.

And if they're like, he's really nice. No, if you don't want to fuck my boyfriend, I don't want him. No. I mean, we talk about so much time. Imagine I just started going up to girls, and I'm like, hey, do you want to fuck my boyfriend? They're like, maybe like, this is a trick.

Well, that's why I was like, if your mom doesn't like, low-key, think your boyfriend is like really hot. Yeah, I don't like him. And it's weird, but like my mom needs to be like, I would date him. Okay, my mom's never set that an average of me, but my dad has.

My dad is like, he's a good looking guy. What, he is a good looking guy, and I'm like, I'm like, what's up? My dad's been like, he's a good looking guy. What, he is a good looking guy and I'm like, what is that? My dad is so not helpful because he just cares if he could play sports with him. He's not like to good guys because they weren't good at golf. And he's like, well, he doesn't really, yeah. He doesn't know about the nicks,

so I don't have a lot to talk to him about. No, I get that. And I'm like, okay, he's not your play thing. He's not your son, you wish, he's not your like, son you wish, like, lived in New York City still. No, but I think about that too, because like, when I think about my brother getting a girlfriend or a wife,

I'm like, hey, but think about me. He's also in that process. And I'm not thinking about me, but what does she think about me? Right, and like, what does she like to do? And will she be my assistant? No. No.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Imagine how you a page has your relationship. be my assistant. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. like, you know, my mom has a sister and I just see people with sisters and like, I feel like I am missing out a little bit. And they're like, oh, wow, that's really nice. And then I was like, yeah, and like, I'd want her to work for me. And they're like, okay. If you'd older sister, you know, she'd beat the living shit out of you if you'd have been like

brought it up. Not if I send her a paycheck. No, I just like, because I feel like on Instagram, I see girls who either like have sisters and they do the same thing. And like, I just like, because I feel like on Instagram, I see girls who either like have sisters and they do the same thing and like. Or they've like businesses with their sisters. Yeah, who is like, is a complete opposite brain. Like imagine I had a sister who was just like so smart and finances and she ran all my finances and like, you know, like, she really can do want to start.

Like a no-school family business. You really want the so bow and the so bow. You really do. I'm doing the whole group project. So it will be called to sort of. And just you see some of these big celebrities and like they only trust their family. And I see no it's like everyone's working. No, that's the thing I only trust my family.

Like I don't, but like if I were like a Taylor Swift, yeah, I feel like I don't, but if I were like a tailor swiff, I feel like I wouldn't. Wait, I just saw a thing that Emma Chamberlain hasn't looked at her bank account in years because I was like, oh my God, that's like the craziest thing I've ever heard. But the reason she doesn't is because she was like, I have so many people,

like no one can be stealing from me because I have so many people that it has to go through. Like seven different steps, but I don't like to know because I don't like it to influence how I work, how I'm creating like all these different things. But like, it's so hard to be relatable.

If there was a problem, I don't love one, would tell me. But it's also the ultimate privilege to be like, I don't have to ever Would tell me. But it's also the ultimate privilege to be like, I don't have to ever look at my bank account. Yeah, I have done that too, but it's really more because I'm like, I know it's going on. And if it declines, it declines. I also just watched a documentary that was going to wait until later, but it's about Boris Becker.

Do you know Boris Becker? No. Hot German tennis player back in the day. I don't know anything about anyone named Boris. He's one of the greatest tennis players of all time and he won bankruptcy. And he basically explains how like it's so easy to go bankrupt when you're rich because your expenses get crazy. But you're making a lot of money. But then like your expenses are so crazy. So when he retired, suddenly, you never think that your income's gonna drop so drastically. He's still at brand deals and stuff,

but he's not winning tournaments and getting his many endorsements. So his expenses are the same. He's getting divorced. He has to pay off child support, all this stuff. And actually, you know, he has expenses up the wazoo. And he had some bad business handling, like someone's like, I'll invest for you

and they're not fucks it up. Yeah. Getting sued. I think we're up. No. I think we're up to say it's actually like, knock on wood. Easy as fuck.

Yeah. It's high on our list of things that were scared about. So when I went to meet two of Memp, I was walking on the beach with Daz. And we saw, did we ever get to the joke? No. This is the lead up.

This is the lead up. I got the lead up, you guys. We will lose trying to stop, but I will never forget where I started. We will always get you to the final destination. We're walking on the beach. Oh yeah, we were talking about cats for some reason. Yeah. I just brought it up. I was yeah, we were talking about cats for some reason. Yeah, I just brought it up.

I was like, we were talking about cats. And we were talking about like cat sex. Yeah. And how it's like violent. How can you have heard two cats having sex? I've never. It's with Dave and Chris. Chris, can you add in just some audio of Cat's X?

What day was this conversation? When we were in Aruba. Okay. Why? Because Craig and I had a very similar conversation the other day, but about dogs. Like extremely similar. It might have started with dogs that went into cats. One of our questions was, do dogs have vaginas?

Okay, that's some dumb shit. And then we realized we're both really high. These are balls and they have nothing. No, I think we were talking about dog sex and how like dogs are, yes, how dogs are always in the room during sex. Yeah. And they always like are watching you and how they're probably judging like it's not even how you do doggy.

Yes. Yeah. They're like, okay, like, are you a real couple unless you have this conversation? Unless you're like, when do you think it's like being a dog and fucking, like, are you a real couple? If you have not talked about other species having sex and relating it to your own sex life, we have to like kick the dog out of the room

and then like the dogs like all upset while we're getting busy because the dogs like, I wanna hang out. Like the dog, if we didn't kick the dog out, the dog would, like if I show affection to Dez, this dog were fostering Abby, who's the best and like she needs to hang out like the dog if we didn't kick the dog out the dog would like if I show affection to does this dog We're fostering Abby who's the best and like she needs to get adopted, but we're like love obsessed with her So we aren't really trying to get her adopted, but she needs to get it If I start kissing on him. Yeah, she runs in and gets jealous

But like she doesn't want me to get off him. She just wants to be a part involved So anyway, she's a pick me. She's a pick me girl. But then butter, she, a sneeze, she's out of the room. See, I don't think I've ever, or she's under the bed, which is traumatizing. Imagine mom and dad while you're under the bed, like she's probably like, find a happy place, find a happy place.

I've definitely had sex in front of animals, but we're never my my own like I can't remember like you don't have animals that are your own except well you're morbidly obese. Distribles? Hold us down four pounds. So how freaking dear. He's only how big was he that he lost four pounds and he's a tiny This man was 19 pounds. He's down to 16. He should be 12. Okay. He's little by little. He's working He's not there yet. No, literally having a conversation my parents last night about the dogs weight loss It's just like a moment that I was like oh my god my parents are like Tired to get their board but I was like, oh my God, my parents are like retired, they're getting bored. They get bored. They get bored. I was like, I do have to get it,

have a baby or something. But it's true, you want him to live a long, healthy life. And if he has to lose a couple pounds, but don't lose too much, you wanna keep his curves. Right. So anyway, we were like, what is the joke? It's not worth it. We basically were like, talking about cat sex

and he was like, it's violent. Like, they like yell like they're like yeah and like it sounds pretty intense because one of them definitely doesn't want to be there yes and then also apparently cats peepies have like thorns on brand and it does literally goes, they need a meow-to movement. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- I don't think I can seriously say me out to move. Strolling the beach with your 65 husband, great. It's amazing. What a moment. What a moment. The feline penis is unique in that it develops the testosterone dependent, carotidized

papalia along its surface. The so-called pinol spines are thought to stimulate the queen's reproductive drag. I like queen, by the way. Who wrote that article? Oh, my God. Did butter write that article in early? Sounds like a cat literally held their owner with a gun and was like, right, that I'm a queen, say it.

Oh, my God. I honestly, since we're on the subject of cats, I am such a house cat. This is my first time out in poor days. You're literally, I'm almost afraid if you get a cat, that it's like too similar. It's too powerful. You guys are powerful.

You're not. You're not. It'd be way too powerful in my home. Imagine me with a black cat. It'd just be sorcery. Do you know how hard it is to to do a little chore at home? At a cat just lying on your arm, you're never doing it. Because I went in on Thursday and I merged

since literally 20 minutes ago. It was a different, and you were saying it's real. Like it was, what was I to do? You know what I was saying, I conned this weekend? I literally got a delivery on Saturday morning and my delivery guy goes, it's honestly a little bit weird, but he was like, have a good day.

You going anywhere? And I was like, I am now. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm. And I was like, oh my God, thank you so much for telling me. Well, I went to hip-hop yoga, because I'm clearly going through something. I can't. I went to hip-hop yoga. You're like, I thought this was like all, but I thought it was a bit.

That I thought was a bit. So I went on Friday and Saturday. So I am the epitome of health and wellness. Okay, what you want to talk about it? You want to, I'm doing it. I am okay, I'm doing fine. I ain't okay with deep-in! I love it. We leave our house where like,

what are you overcompensating for? You go to gym one. Just see if this is the thing. You're like, okay, pick me. Okay, pick me. First, it's the hip hop part for me. Like, if you were like, I went to yoga twite, like two days in a row.

Yeah, we should wear in our thirties. It's the hip hop. You would have lost your mind. They played Miley Cyrus 23 in the club. High up parts with my shades on. That shit was over. Now if any song can get me up out of my chair. Song is so underrated, then it was like a Y2K theme.

But by the second day, the girl kind of recognized me. Like she was like, oh, you're back. And I was like, don't that was bad for my brand? We're all, we were all just as surprised as you, ma'am. So I go outside. And I'm all sweaty from hip hop yoga. And it's 56 degrees on a Saturday. And the girlies are out like in like hot, cute, no, they're sexy. I'm like, you bitches are so lucky about global warming, because back in my day, 10 years ago, we were wearing parkas.

We were freezing our tits off. Yeah, have you ever done a Santa con in New York City? I've never dressed for it, but I've been out, but I've never like, same meaning them. Committed to it. I feel like I have amnesia. Like I can't remember any year.

I remember Santa cons, but I also, you know, I don't like to dress up. I the other day was like telling a story, and then I'm in the story, I go, I actually don't really remember because I was drunk for most of that. I'm like, no. And like yes, I know I have amnesia,

but from like 22 to 25, I'm not quite sure. Grace was asking me like bars to go to. And when I tell you, I cannot come up with one name. I have no other bar. Because that was it. No, no, no, me neither. Because I wasn't, you know I wasn't the direction leader. I would go in to Uber.

No idea where I'm going. I kidnap myself every single night. Yep. What ended up at a bar probably had to one or two other bars. Have no idea in the city where I am. Do you want to know why we're not a good combination because like in a group of friends, that was never our job. Yeah, we're not.

I was never curating situations. People are always asking me like, where's like a cool place? Do you like my birthday dinner? I have no fucking idea. Every birthday dinner I planned on my own has been the worst restaurant in New York City. I have no idea. No idea. I'm fucking at the time, no someone.

Whatever the guy literally I was dating's personality was, we were loungy, we were bars, we were clubs. That's what I went with. I have no fucking idea. Wait, I have to address something about Taylor Swift. Okay. Should we just get into front page news? Because I feel like I have a lot of things.

We have so much to discuss. Well, first off, Taylor Swift is the cover of time and she drops, she basically says trash takes itself out. Which, where's the line? No, I loved every line of things. She basically made the whole time article about her enemies and that's when I realized she's such a kickler. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I Kim Kardashian. Well, Kim is also a good girl. And they can, and they can feud, and they cannot be friends, but I feel it is my right to be able to be allowed

to be fan of both of them. And that's right, Sam. Oh, for sure. Yes, we can definitely support multiple women in the arts. Right. What did you tell her to wear? We need to go back in the end. Because we need to go back.

But everyone was like, she definitely listens. But I think it's because I've been saying like she needs to lean in preppy. She needs pleated skirts, she needs, because she wore pleated skirts. So people are messaging me being like, we're freaking out, we think Taylor is talking to Giggly Squad and I said,

don't get me in on your conspiracy theories, because I'll lose my mind. I'm so down for that conspiracy theory, but it's also like those are on trend styles. Like it's not that crazy. She's like, oh my god, Charlie, if you're listening, where shoes? Where shoes on a coat.

No, that's literally so us. Because we'll be delulu about it. We'll fully lean in and be like, you're her stylist. But speaking of, like, going off, did you see her friend, Salina, over the weekend, was just going ham on social media. Just commenting back on everyone, just like fighting the good fight.

And I just have so many thoughts on it. You go. No, you go. No, you go. I think you can tell when... Like obviously Selena's not running all of her own social media, but I think you can very when, like obviously Selena's not running all of her own social media, but I think you can very much tell when like, which post was scheduled. Yeah, when you want to schedule, when she's like, and let me tell you about your insecure

fucking self-perseicant. Where beauty is about love and acceptance and loving herself, then she goes, this guy's better than all my fucking ex-boyfriends, you so dirty! You didn't need to go back here. She goes, this girl was like, he talked shit about you and she goes, again, he's still the best guy ever with facts. I'm like, seeing it, maybe.

People just imagine that she was like drinking wine at home alone. Right. Let's fucking have a good time. I respect it because it's entertaining. I think that's fun. I'm sick of the cookie cutter stuff. Right. Look, there are so many times that I'll see a good time. I respect it because it's entertaining. I think that's fun. I'm sick of the cookie cutter stuff. Right. Look, there are so many times

that I'll see a rogue comment. And I, in my head, will be like, imagine I told you about yourself right now, like real time, like I feel like she just got to a point in her life where she was just like, I need to freak out. But obviously that's not like the norm. Her friend, her friend, her friend,

who was definitely like, hey, babe. Hey, I love you as anyone's PR team. Hey, can you be your friend on the phone? I was like, like, like, no, no, no, you're doing amazing. No, I love that photo you posted. No, no, you're not on speaker. Can I just, no, no, no, no, no, no. The whole team is here.

We've flown people from Sweden, but it's fine. Okay, hold on, can you be your friend online? Tackle that bitch! Lock her up in a closet and throw her phone in the fucking Hudson with the lobster bowl company. See, everyone came really hard at the HBO show over the summer, the Idol, but like, I think it truly was about Selena Gomez.

I thought you were just right on the go on the tangent about how you thought it was a good show. I did think it was a good show. I was like, only, only, yeah. We're like, only people that were like, this is kind of cool. We support women in the arts. I do think that the Selena stuff is a lot more complicated.

And I do think she deals with a lot of mental health issues. And she's also dealing with loop is. And I just think like we have to stop being like, Selena is perfect and like, Haley's the devil or like, Taylor's, you know, she's like, absolutes. Everyone's stuff. I want to see that. I want to see that.

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tell me my holiday tradition is the seven fishes I don't know if we end up actually making seven fishes but my Nana will make so much food that we all Don't know if we're gonna make it, you know what I mean? I tell people who are visiting like it's a marathon not a sprint because it starts off You know you have the Mediterranean salad around like noon plus there's just tons of cheese and meats But that's just an addition to the seven fish fishes. I'm literally getting full just speaking about it, but it's the most funger in a year-lever beyond. Then she's like frying scallops and she's making fradiavolo pasta with clams, then she's making calamari. I mean, it's just beyond. And she always has the most amazing holiday outfit on, so I'm definitely

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So there's always headlines saying that he got into a fight with a six year old on Instagram. So obviously I had to click it. He didn't actually gonna fight with a six year old. I'm interested to see your opinion on this. He basically says in the second part of the special that he reads all the comments. He's like, I know I shouldn't talk back, but like if you say something, fuck up to me.

I'm gonna fucking like go on you. Which like, I don't live by that. I don't look at the comments. I'm trying to be in like- That would- It's a full-time job. That's a full-time job. You like to just want back at people in the comments.

That would take you six hours. Six hours and then also like, you start thinking that like everyone's out to get you. You get paranoid when like realistically It's just it's not a lot of people. Yeah, and even when it is a lot of people. They're like all having a moment anyway And like everything in the news like in two weeks. It's like I forgot. Oh, yeah Oh, and a lot of time people aren't even informed like they just want to like back on something. Yeah, so He had this joke where he basically said, why are girls obsessed with astrology?

You think the planets know something better than you? Just because Jupiter has a ring on it, doesn't mean he knows what's going on or something. Okay. People are like, how can you make fun of astrology, like whatever he's doing? He honestly just did like a astrology bit. He did a pun joke. I mean, he loves a pun. He might be a pun comedian. He loves pun, and sometimes he pulls it up. I couldn't, he does puns.

So this mommy blogger, I think she's a mommy blogger. I'm sorry, if I got it wrong, please don't go mad. I'm scared of mommy. Mommy bloggers are, their Instagram bios, do you not match the sentiment? Have their comments. Catholicism and faith-based. And faith-based and two Labrador's.

Two Labrados. In the comments, always like, you look like a stiff sausage. Thank you, ma'am. No, they hate my fashion the most. No. They always go get this girl stylus. Hahaha. My favorite is when people do this my outfits, I do look at your outfits. I will click on you, look at your outfits and then go, note it and go, okay, if that person went up to the street and made fun of my outfit, I'd be like,

good, we have different views. It's like when, like if they liked my outfit, I'd be like, I'm gonna have different views. It's like, what? It's like, when, like, if they liked my outfit, I'd be like, I'm gonna go jump over bridge. I'm gonna say that to people. Good, well, we have different views. Like, and that's just like, I cover it if not, yeah. If Craig liked your outfit too much, she'd be like, it's not for you.

Right, right, right. Like, when Des does understand my outfit, I'm like, good, like this is for the girls. So on, so this is for the girls. So on it. So this woman apparently her six-year-old love space, and everyone was tagging her apparently in this joke. So she takes that clip and then stitches her child, and she's like, I never put my child on the internet, which I don't believe,

because you just put a video of your child talking the camera. But anyway, the kid loves space. And people obviously know that he likes space because she talks about Ken the internet. But anyway, the kid just goes, actually, Matt Rive, Saturn is the planet with the ring, and you're mean to women.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. So the first part? Funny. So the second part? Definitely little dig. can part, definitely a little dig. Yeah. But he's sex. You know, obviously the mom told him to say, but he's sex. Yeah. She posts it and she thinks, not right, right, would never respond. You know, not right. Goes to the cup. No, he just not. Goes to the money. I have to read it like exactly.

Oh, and Santa Claus isn't real. Your mom buys you presents with the money she makes on only fans. Good luck. Okay, that's hilarious. She gets on TikTok and she's like, That's right. You fought with my six year old baby. And to be honest, we are not taking sides here. This is insane internet behavior. No, I'm taking sides.

That's fucking hilarious. Like you put your child on and you wanted everyone to act like accordingly because it's your child and then someone did and you're like outraged. Like you put it in the situation. And he's obviously like it started as a did it and you're like outraged. Like, you put it in him in the situation. And he's obviously like, it started as a astrology joke, and he's still making a joke.

She then was like, how could you say that I have only fans? I never show my body. Like, this whole thing. And I get, and she's like, it's a misogynistic. She doesn't have an only fans. Oh, that's okay.

So she was like, obviously hurt by that. But then she's like, my six year old Insanie thing, but like, you should not put your kid online. No. Also like, coming at an unhinged male comedian who's clearly going through something right now. I mean, I just feel like he stays in the comments.

He stays in the comments, he's consistent, and he's gonna fight for his life. And he's probably miserable right now. Matt, if you're listening, please get out of the comments. Imagine using your kid to be like, say that Matt Reif is mean to women like for clicks. Like, I, she basically was like, he would never say something to my six year old. And Matt Reif was like, I've been writing. No, I've been waiting to be for this like, six year zero, I feel like two.

They're fucking arrogant. They can't even read and someone should tell them. And telling a kid that Santa Claus isn't real is fucking hilarious. I'm sorry, that's funny. Like the videos where like the parents have like one of them dresses up as the grinch and they come in Christmas even, they steal all the presents

and the kids are crying. Amazing. Oscar award winning can't wait to do it. Can't wait. Like I will be that mom torturing my children. Like I ate all your Halloween candy. What are you gonna do about it? Like I can't wait.

I'm gonna be literally the mom who sits down and I go look. The world is a hard place. And they try to use Santa to cover up the trauma and have a brief moment of happiness, but I would be honest. Your arms on packages are late. No, you're literally the mom that's like, no, you're birthdays on the 6th, not the bed. You're like, we're running, he'll never know. I grew up in a very progressive neighborhood in Brooklyn where it was just like,

you know what, here's the other thing, Hannah, we grew up with like real moms. Like mom? Yeah. You sent me that funny Instagram, the girl being like, so happy that I survived another, like not having a teen pregnancy another year and it's like I'm 30.

That's literally how I feel. And I just think like, oh my God, my mom used to do everything, in such a like a mom way. Oh, you have to bring snacks for your... My mom had two children at my age. Two children? And had a full-time job.

Right, and she did the cute little things. Oh, here are the cupcakes for your school trip. And I put little decorations on them. And oh, here's like, I did. Like I- I've never forgot my lunch once. No one time. I forget my lunch, every single day.

To feed my cap. I can't remember lunch. Like oh, there is something I should be having. Oh, you have a water. You have a water. Like, I just can't imagine being a mom. My mom, a two-till-till gym full-time job and was doing like night classes to get her like masters in something. I feel smart. Personally victimize that is step

out of my apartment on a Monday. Personally victimize. I'm hot take. People need to stop with the relationship advice podcasts. Or just like in general, everyone's out here flailing. People are failing. And like, if you're single giving a relationship advice, there's something weird about it. And then if you're in a relationship, giving relationship advice, there's something also weird about it.

Cause it's like no one's relationship is perfect. Right. To everyone has such niche problem. Everyone is, Because it's like no one's relationship is perfect. Right. Two, I've run as such niche problems. Everyone is, no, just like no. Like no one knows what's going on. And like, there, like, I don't, I just don't, it wasn't a lot. Here's the only, like,

the only way I can describe it. You're listening to someone who is giving relationship advice on a podcast, I just want to let you know for my own personal experience. Every time I've ever been in an interview on a podcast and someone's asked me a question, I have made it up on that on the spot. I've said things before and been like layered. Lies. I don't even know how that came out.

I don't have a condo in Miami. Like, no, like I've always loved. And you're running. He gives me a little back massage. You get put on the spot and you're just like, they're like, what's one thing? Like you can't live with that. You're like, I don't know. Like you're just turning into like a 17 magazine, like what you're like, okay. They're like, so what's your advice? And you're like, you, if you know, you can't live with that. I don't know. You're just turning into a 17 magazine, what you would as a kid.

So what's your advice? And you're like, if you know you know, I go like something. Something in an interview, not long ago saying, yeah, I just don't believe, right person wrong time. And I'm like, whenever I ever thought about that. I think you just jumble the things you heard your therapist say,

and you're just like, put in an award salad and go, so like, if you're watching someone and they're giving relationship advice and you're like, I really should be more like that, that person's not like that. So don't worry about it. So don't worry about it. Out here talking about how good the relationship is,

someone's cheating, A, B, people get mad, like they'll ask about my wedding. And I'll be like, yeah, like my wedding was like an amazing day, but like definitely not the biggest accomplishment I've ever had. And like finding a guy who wants to fuck me. Also, I do have to say, it really is like, I could get along with so many good-looking people.

So many people. I could have so many people. We literally started the podcast saying that we can change our personalities for literally every man. And sometimes my personality is better with that man. Like I actually liked her better. She was polite. She didn't talk about her pussy as much.

I do think she cooked every now and then. That bitch was incredible. I do think of the person I was in my last relationship. And there are sometimes when I'm like, who was she? She was so regal. And now I'm just like, the truth is, life is you, it's a one person game

and you decide who you want to be in the journey with but they don't complete you, they can hurt you though. Sometimes like in my inner monologue and my inner dialogue, this is like very nation I've never ever And I'm not high. So I want to preface that Sometimes I'll think like of my life as a sitcom not a movie because my life would never go and like that seemed beautiful art. Yeah, I rather it be a sitcom because there are certain times in my life where I'm sitting and it's just me to me because there are certain times in my life where I'm sitting and it's just me to me.

One-on-one. And I'll be in a situation, I'll be like, this is just crazy for us. Like, how nuts have we got here? Like, I don't know where. No, well, you're kind of like this season is going to be the most dramatic season so far. Sometimes I'm just like this, if anyone else could relate to me, the way I relate to me, they would understand. I do that all the time. You ever just do like a normal task, like go to open the fridge. Yeah. And I'm immediately in my head like in a rom-com.

Yes. Why every time I do something plain, it has to be dramatic. I'm always like, when I look at the window, I'm drinking coffee. I go, and she didn't know what the day was going to. Let's get a turn into. We got the little dramatic kids that our moms yelled at us

and we're in the backseat of the car thinking we're in the music video of the song playing. We just grew up. Screaming singing about the horrible break up when we've never even had a crush before. Never even had a boyfriend. This actually is the most Leo should I've ever done. In our house growing up, we had a huge mirror.

It was like the size of a wall. So it was like people would hang out watching TV and then there was the mirror room. I would just go to the mirror. I was like mama's work. Yeah. But on now 17, I've probably was now three. Yeah, at that time.

And the song would be good. Yeah, at that time. And the song would be good. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And you were just perform. And I was just like in the mirror and I was like, No, no, no, no. I'm like, it was going through a motion. I was crying.

I was doing all different dances. I wish we knew each other. It's little kids so badly. I was doing full music videos, but like, my mom would come in and I'd be like on the floor. And it's like having a moment. It was like, you see my girl? No mom, I'm about to do my ballad. Stop.

I just, I just, I just, I just wait, what a good time. So anyway, what we're trying to say is that people are lying. And the only lie is lies you should take from people is honestly when they're being honest about negative things happening to them. Yes. And like I really think like, if you feel like you're not the best version of yourself, or he's just like hurting your mental health, get out,

and that's like my only advice about relationships. Go to hip hop yoga and like, work it out. Go to hip hop yoga and like, punch it Go to hip hop yoga and like punch it out. I've been with different men who like you think like on paper this guy will make my life happy. Like I've made it. He's impressive or he's whatever. And like you're still the same girl, deep down.

And if you don't really vibe with him, it'll come out eventually. I had someone tell me that three months is like the longest someone can pretend. So like if you're dating someone. I would argue nine months, I can do nine. I'm an Oscar actress though. I know. It's all that, three is a fart for me.

Like three is how much, no. It's all that practicing in the mirror that we've done. The practicing in the mirror, I can pretend you can get along with a good person, looking person for so long. I'm also not confrontational. I'll go a year without, with zero fights, with someone who I hate.

Yeah, like, cause I just don't, I just go, I just don't get into it. Craig hates when I do that. And I get fat. I don't give any, like, incline of what I'm thinking or saying, and he'll just be like, you're so hard to read. And I'll go, Chrissy,

but I feel like you love that. I love it. You love that, you're like, he's so confused right now. He's so confused, because half the time I'm like, what am I thinking? It comes to you, I want to just bird's chirping. Because,

because brain is definitely going on my limit. Like, oh my god, she hates this, oh my god, she loves it. Oh. Because, I'm just, I'm just birds chirping. Because, I'm just birds chirping. Because, I'm just birds chirping. Because, I'm just birds chirping. Because, I'm just birds chirping. Because, I'm just birds chirping. Because, I'm just birds chirping. Because, I'm just birds chirping.

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It's so crazy. It's so insanely crazy. I find myself wondering, like, what does think about that? You go, what does do? You guys are so similar. I actually don't want you guys to spend too much time together.

No, we shouldn't. And also we'd probably get more depressed as people. Like, you know, because we'd just get together and be like, everything does suck. I hate it here. Oh, I have something for the girlies. What? Tis the season of like just static electricity everywhere.

What is static electricity? Like like when it's in your hair And it's on your sweaters and I'm like that's one thing I is there like more static electricity right now than before Yeah, because it's the winter and it's like so dry and cold out Oh, so like you could get a force fire in your apartment It's something that like I think needs to bring we need to bring attention and awareness to and it's not I can't function as a human when my hair is staticy. See, I have so much going on in my head

that's the least of my problem. It makes me uncomfortable. Like, I can't, if I put a sweater on it, it's staticy, like all scream. Like, I'll punch my fists. I'm so happy. See, I think it's funny. I'm like, touch me, touch me. I mean, when you shock someone, that's fucking powerful. No, that is'll punch my fists. I'm so mad. I think it's funny. I'm like, touch me, touch me.

I mean, when you shock someone, that's fucking powerful. No, that is. I got that. I understand that I understand. It is giving like nuclear explosion in 42nd Street. That might have leaked into your apartment. But I, and I'll put it in the, I'll actually, I'll put the link in the newsletter. But I am kind of against humidifiers because I just think that they produce molds,

they're dirty, if you don't clean them, then you're breathing in that air and shi- It's a lot of admin. Not good for you. Except for like the two months in the winter, like December and January, I'm a humidifier in my own bedroom. All day long,

totally has changed the static electricity of like my body. I feel like, like my hair. Oh, literally a woman in my life. I'm not in a lot of much. You're a woman in my hair. My hair is no longer static. And I just sleep with it overnight. And then I throw it out at the end of the winter.

So I don't spend a lot of money on them. I get like a one on Amazon because then I throw it out. I'm not cleaning it. I'm not getting the mold. I don't do any of the sentage. Because you could put like essential oils in it, but I feel like then it would look like I'm like starting a real like cult.

Maybe if I feel like getting freaky, but you're like, I don't need to mess with it. You can lip this. I also wanted to talk about like that with like sweaters. I can't shop for sweaters online because I need to feel it. I need to feel the sweaters. To know if it's itchy or not.

And I'm like, if it's even like 1-100th itchy, I'm out. So when you see the word wool, you're like, oh, not for me. Literal torture. And like, so I can't really shot for sweaters online. I like try to get a couple and like, there's, you can't tell which ones are good but can I touch yours right now?

Yeah, I'll wear that. That's a good sweater. But like, people are out here just selling itchy sweaters without a warning. Well, okay, my question is, like, are you going rogue and blind testing or are you specifically looking for what, I was gonna say the ingredients.

What the fabric? I'm not a woman in STEM. I don't know what rayon and polyester, like what that means. I guess I can find one that I like and then read what it's made out and try to look for that. But I feel like it's a crap shoot

because everything's the comfy sweater. They're like, can't be slimmer. And then you feel like it's a crap shoot because everything's the comfy sweater. They're like, comfy slender. And then you feel like, the softest sweater ever. So what are we to do? I mean, I'm looking for comfy sweaters and I will post the ones that are actually comfy because people, I didn't say it's enough for now.

It's not good. It's a patriarchy. And this one girl I was talking to and I was like, how are you? And she's like, not good. And I said, what happened? She she goes I'm itching all right It's you all over right now and she's waiting it's like turtle neck and I was like I can't even be in your presence right now Because it's making me now like I'm uncomfortable and I was like this is a problem

But like I'm not going to stores right to touch sweaters. That's creepy Yeah, that's a good one. Just pebbin' it like, oh, am I pretty? Are you looking at the frickin' fabrics, Sam? I don't know what the fabrics mean. Because I've had cashmere sweaters that are itchy. Well, yeah. So then what's not itchy?

Most of them are itchy. Cashmere sweaters. So that's when I try to wear an itchy shirt. I'm not paying tons of money for an itchy cashmere sweater that's gonna make my life worse. Cashmere sweaters in general, I just think are a fucking scam, although I love them. So do I.

And then there's also I wanna get like a thick scarf. But if that's itchy, I'm never gonna wear it. And some of these scarves are out here expensive. Yeah, and you're like, oh, you're a piece of fabric. I know and did anything. You literally just cut a piece of fabric. Yeah, it's like like, oh, you're a piece of fabric. I know and did anything. You know, you literally just cut a piece of fabric. Yeah, it's like you're not avant garde or anything. You're literally left over.

Yeah, it looks like a grandma quilt. Don't get me started on scarf. Well, people like what is it? Acne, Acme, Scarf? Is it soft? I don't know, I haven't felt it. I haven't felt it either, but it's like, honestly, when it comes to scarves, like, no one cares. Big, whoop, I don't know. I haven't felt it. I haven't felt it either. But it's like honestly, when it comes to scarves like

No one cares big love. I like get that. I'm gonna leave it That's the other thing. I'm leaving out part man. I'll leave it on the subway I'll leave it at the green room. I'll leave it everywhere scarves umbrella sunglasses. They have to be just Disposable disposable and that's not good for the environment, but no, it's not but I'll lose that I'll lose that and maybe someone who's meant to have it, should have it. We literally have not talked about front page news, even though there's so much front page news. Cardi and Offset just broke up.

Did they? Like, they broke up. Always. I feel like I feel like always on and off. They're on and off, I know. I don't, whatever. New Jersey football player? Okay, have you seen the guy that plays for the giant?

Who's Italian? Yes. And I've sent you this before and you like didn't process it. Like you didn't respond. I've processed. I'm obsessed with him. His whole way of living is just, Oh, he lives with his mom.

He lives with his parents. Yeah. Someone asked him like, why don't you like move out? Like why, like this is crit and he was like, Why't you like move out like what like this is and he was like why would I why would I do my own laundry my laundry is John my food is prepared I'm chicken cutlets waiting and like when you're a professional athlete like having routine and having like it's literally like he loves his family. No like his family is like helping him succeed and like they're working for him. Are you moving back in with

your family. I want my mom to have another baby so she could be my assistant and I'm moving home. Like it's, I just appreciated it so much and then there was this video going around of him like in his hometown of New Jersey, like at a club. Yeah. And I felt like such a mom, I was so excited for him. I'm like so happy for him. So I was like, oh my, I was so excited for him. I'm so happy for him.

So I was like, oh my God, what a moment. He's like in his hometown, he's like this big football player now, whatever. And I just loved his family also, should be a movie. Like they're so quintessential Italian, the guy that like one of the uncles is like smoking a cigar, like tailgating before the game, the moms are all yet. Like it just, I love them so much. I love them so much. So long as covering it up.

And I love it. Wait, so you are a football fan. So this is a sports podcast. This is a sports podcast. And then good morning, America. How fucking crazy. Okay, so the two hosts on Good Morning America that month ago got caught having an affair

and then they're fully together. Fired, fully together. And they're like showing up at events and stuff. And they're doing it. Yeah. They're showing a podcast I think too. Got it. They're X's now dating.

I'm so obsessed with that. I love it. The thing is, I love on your person. Trauma Bond. There's nothing like it. There's nothing like it. There's nothing like it. Like you can just tell, they definitely have been on the phone for hours

and at one point they were like, you want fun? Right? Right? Like that's the love story. I'm more addicted. If I was also a man on the phone from more than 45 minutes, we're married.

We're fucking. Like we're looking up, like if I can stay on the phone with a man and you know that they were on the phone, you're crying and laughing and really like- You know what, tell a health? I one time was sitting on the phone with this man for 45 minutes on Tell a Health, but the edit of the conversation, I was like, I think I just cheated on my boyfriend.

I think I'm dating a doctor. No, I did a Zoom call with a doctor once who was cute, and I was just like, you kept asking me questions, and I was Zoom call with a doctor once who was cute and I was just like You kept asking me questions I'm like you're flirting with me. I'm like you want my family history, too Seems a little try hard. You want a lot of information. It sounds like you truly care. God dig the under dinner version And he's like do you ever think about killing yourself? I'm like He's like, do you ever think about killing yourself? I'm like, I'm like, I'm legally obligated to have this.

Um, but yeah, the exes are together. I love it. I love it. And I feel like, I need to say, it's not that crazy because if you think about it, if he likes her and she liked him and she liked him, they would like each other. You know what I mean?

Yeah. No, I actually know exactly. I actually followed all of that. Yeah, you knew exactly what I was saying. Obviously, all of their personalities are similar. If they could switch it up and all still get along. Like if she or her husband is like hot. No, they're all good.

They're all hot. Honestly, I think husband, wife, swaps should happen about 10 years in. Yeah. One of my Roman empires is Shania Toine and her husband. They did that. Her best friend and her husband were having an affair, so they swapped. So they swapped?

But they then never spoke again. I think that's the thing. Then people never speak again, but there's a reality show in there. There's a reality show in there. Or like if we normalize it, and it's kind of like you do a dinner and you go, look, because here's the thing. In like your 40s, 50s, you've been vacationing with the same couple for years, your kids are all growing up.

You're gonna tell me you've never thought about what, for sure. What, like, that couple's like sex life is like and stuff? Yeah, yeah, especially, but it's seriously like if she likes him and she also likes him. No, but I think I just, I love it. And I wish that would happen more that people would like find themselves in cheating situations and then just... A switch. I have a celebrity couple that I want to be together.

Who? This is a f- this is a fictitious couple. Fictitious couple. Okay. Real people that well I saw her comment on... Can I do it? Can I guess? Can you give me some like hints? You saw her?

It's two female singers. Two female singers. And you saw one of them comments on the other ones recently. Recently. And I was like, oh, that would be fucking, people lose their minds. One's blonde, one's brunette. No. Both blonde.

No. Both brunette? No. Okay. One of of those like reddish hair. I was gonna say my guess was gonna be Renee rap in someone else No Billy eyelash in someone yes Billy eyelash and she comment on someone or someone comment on her Someone commented on Billy I was your favorite game I was your favorite game show. No, I'm so fucking happy. She's so smart too. So I commented on Billy, Ilish's Instagram.

She has reddish hair and you want them to be together. The girl that commented is bisexual, openly out bisexual. Yeah, but like not, doesn't talk about it all this time. And Rada. No. Reddish hair. Gen Z, Millennial. Gen Z. I don't know. You know, millennial. Genzy.

I don't know. You know who it is. She's a rapper. Ice-pice. Wow. She commented like, like, kind of flirty thing under Billy's thing. I love that.

We play that game. Again, that was fun for you. You got jacked up. I haven't seen light in your eyes like that in forever. So, I think I just felt blood movement in my body. I'm so competitive. So like what an ice ice and her be like incredible like sick. I mean obviously I don't know if they've like actual chemistry

but ice ice basically comments are like hot. I wonder if her photos. No, I love it. That would be so sick. I love it so much. And obviously like Billy, she like kind of came out but like didn't really want to come out. But I kind of love that she was like,

she basically was like, I didn't even know. One who cares too, like, are you like, duh, duh. But yeah, that would just be like an epic couple. What, why'd you write Schemes Bra? People don't. People don't talk too much.

She's too not. People don't talk too much about. Moments where you feel like I'm a woman and I'm an adult. Like niche, small, tiny moments. And I had one of them over the weekend because I took everything out of my dresser drawers, put it all on my bed. So you're going through something? And then went through everything, like got rid of old underwear, like got rid of pajamas, folded it all nicely, put it back in my dressers,

and I saw the only bras I own are Skim's bras, and I saw like all four of them in a line, and I just thought, you're an adult. Act like it. Like it was just a very satisfying moment that I was like, look at all my bras. Like lined up, leaned, washed, lined up nicely, in their appropriate spot. I got my label maker out this weekend. like Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon and Lennon weekend because it's changed my whole fucking life. I'm like, what? I'm just looking for things to label. I love that. Watch out. If you come over. I'm like,

pregsy. It's not a label right on your forehead. I do not slap stick comedy. I do think with bras, like that was the first thing of like coming of age, like when you buy your first bra or like in romcoms, you teed the girl put on a bra and it was a big thing. I remember having that moment though. What because you have smelt it? Yeah, I feel like my mom was like, I'm a gloss over this, I don't make her feel bad. Remember when you first got buds, little mosquito bites, and they were painful?

Yes. That was still it. No one talks about it. I remember being like, I literally never they were like painful. Yes. That was, no one talks about that. No one talks about it. I remember being like, I literally never forget where I was. I was in the fourth grade. I was at my friend Courtney's house. We were having pizza for dinner and her family drink milk

at the dinner table. And I remember thinking it was the weirdest thing ever in my tits. I was in like fourth grade and I was like, what's happening? And then I was like, this is amazing. I'm gonna have the biggest news in school. They, after that moment, they stopped.

They were like, you can fall asleep. I started inverting. We have to address Molly Mae. Oh. Is something going, well, she's saying she's going through a horrible time, but like, nothing's been confirmed. Here's the thing that people I don't think realize

because they haven't watched the documentary, you have to watch the Netflix documentary about the Fury family. I feel like to understand what Molly Mays living through. Tommy Fury went out with Chris Brown. Chris Brown at a club. I don't know where they were in the world. Like if they were in the United States or if they were in England. All these videos coming out of him parting with that with him. Nothing like

inappropriate that you'd be like, oh, I'm breaking up with him. She's like grabbed his face. Yeah, but it's like, okay, they're out of club, whatever. But she is home like having a baby. But like, Tommy's a nerd. Like at the end of the day, Tommy is a nerd. Yeah, he's really good at fighting and he was on Love Island and he's very good looking. But like if you watch anything where he's speaking. He's a simp. He's just like, I don't know, like a little kid.

Like I don't get, oh he's out with Chris Brown. He's gonna start acting like him. He's gonna be like, D.V.S. He's gonna go like, fuck a girl. They're trying to make it like he's partying and having all these like, wild times while she's home. And she was like, I am taking a break from like YouTube videos. Here's the thing.

I think she just had a baby young. Like she is still pretty young. I think her postpartum is hitting way more than she thought, which is like so terrifying. And I feel so awful for her. And she like started the video with like, I feel worse. I know I look awful, trusting I feel worse. And I was like, no, I know.

Or she also could just be going through it because people are just spreading a bunch of shit about her and Tim. Yeah. She wasn't wearing her engagement ring, but I really don't think, like anything, he would ever do anything to her. But I feel like you should wear your engagement ring.

But I just think like people don't give her the credit of like, she's a billion times cooler than him. Like, there are power couple because of her. Well, but I also think it's like, she's like, please get your shit together. It's also, yeah, like we have a baby. We have a baby. Name Bambi. But also like the furies are just...

Lid and sex. Not, yeah. Like they don't believe in school. But I also think... I mean, neither do I, but like... It's very different. It's getting cold. It's getting cold.

And I do think there was like, basically what you're saying is him pardoning with Chris Bound one night is the least of her problems. Yeah, like I... Like I think she's dealing with like new motherhood and that is her biggest problem. Also people are allowed to parting and it's not like he's like he can't stand out of club. I do have to say if I saw a girl like grabbing does his face in a video I'd be like oh someone's gonna die.

For sure. No I just had to think quickly like what. Like but she grabbed it and like I'm like his. She grabbed it in like oh my god. For sure. No, I just had to think quickly, like what? But she grabbed it and it like I'm like, she grabbed it in like a, oh my god. Like, don't touch, you can look but you can't touch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The internet's wild place. But I'm a team Molly Mayfer. And if she comes out and says we hate Tommy Fury, then we hate Tommy Fury. Then we hate Tommy Fury. I mean, we're, we would love to turn on a man. Just, we're waiting. I also- I just joined in my time.

Speaking of cults. Did I talk about the Shawn Mendes stuff? Yeah. Okay. Well, just want to reiterate. We do in fact really. We still hate the cults. It was up for debate.

We are firm in our stance that Shawn Mendes is in a cult. I think we're like, I don't, I wanna get ahead of the documentary. We need to prevent this, I don't know how. And really we're basing this all off of facial hair. Facial hair. Like most scientific experiments. And full fubs.

And well, full fubs tell a lot about a person. I did watch the documentary Twin Flames on Netflix, and I had postponed watching it because I watched one on Flames on Netflix, and I had postponed watching it because I watched one on Amazon Prime and I said I don't need to watch it again. The Netflix one is about the same story. The same story, but the Netflix one is way more in depth. Okay, way more in depth.

And new information is basically, like you get a lot more characters involved and you talk to more moms and basically, they're still functioning, this cult, twin flames. And they basically started having people change their gender so that everyone could marry each other within the cult. Oh, and they're trying to get everyone to move to the cult. Actually, it's a laugh.

But I just think like, what are ways to torture me? No, they literally go, your name is Dan. You're a boy now. And the girl was like, no. No, I'm just gonna go, your name is Dan. And your twin flame is that other girl in the Zoom. Nope.

Oh my God. So their whole thing is they help people find their twin flames. But the con is like up. Like the jig is up. So their whole thing is they help people find their twin flames, but the con is like Up like the jig is up so they start panicking and this girl was like I haven't found my twin flame And he was like have you spoken to a man recently and she was like this guy did like message me on Facebook and they were like What's his name and she goes Josh and she goes they go he's a Finds out this man is in jail. This sounds like a cult in me and my friend started a 23.

We're like, yep, that's your husband. This beautiful, sweet 20, like 20 year old girl, this man is in jail and she goes, well, I can't meet him, he's in jail. And they go, okay, you have to, this is like the universe is sending you a lot of like, things you have to fight through your dream flame, you and your fight for him.

He comes back, he's fully fully bipolar and has all these issues. And she's living with him for two or three years or something. And she's like, I don't think he's my twin flame and they were like, he is your twin flame. So then, what is the point of this call? Honestly, great question. They're just helping people find love. And yeah, people are paying thousands of dollars. So then now they're trying to get everyone to move to this one place where

everyone's gonna have babies and then the babies are gonna marry each other. No, it's like next time. But also I do kind of want to do that. We should have babies just so they can marry each other. Like, you're the son and I have a daughter. What happened? You lived on the same street, okay. You knew that when you were young, there was like, when you were like five,

the parents that were like, oh, they should get married. They're married one day. Yeah, I think about it in terms of like, I just wanna hang out with my friends for the rest of my life. And like, I just know that like my kids are gonna bring home some like dumbass friends, and I'm gonna have to hang out with their moms,

and I'm gonna look at my kid and be like, you fucking did this to me. Like Chelsea's mom is a fucking weirdo. Why? Hey, guys, are you for a second? Chelsea's mom just walked in wearing Target, and you want me to be on the PTA with her? You're ruining our brand.

Like I have respect in the PTA that I've built a lot of brand awareness around. And if people see me hanging out with Chelsea. There is part of me that I can't wait to my daughter does something that's so on brand for us. And I'm just like, oh, so on brand. No, that's why I would do little things my dad and I are so similar that he couldn't yell at me

because I'm like, dad, you literally told me you did the same thing. Yeah. Whenever I see videos of girls doing runway shows and they're living rooms for their dads, I'm just like, that was so me, look at what I bought with your money. Finally, I finally watched Bad Surgeon.

It's very dark. You have to be in like a good place. Really? And be okay with them being in a bad place after. You can start in a bad place. Bad Surgeon is basically the most fucked up situation. He's Italian. And he like, it's like Matt McEy of Ellie,

is it was? It's Matt, that's right. It's giving like, he thinks he's, he like Matt the belly is awesome like bad for it's giving like he thinks he's he basically was like There's God and one below God is me I have one of those in my home He was like the Pope me and then God but like God's a little jealous She was like, vote me and then God. But like God's a little jealous. Well, isn't everyone? So he basically came, is working at like the best

Swedish institute, if it's Swedish, you know, it's legit. For surgeons. And he's doing this thing where he's saving people who have problems with their... Trachea. Trachea. And basically came up with a stem cell thing. When you're here and it sounds made out.

He just uses, sounds like he got that idea from Giggly's class. He literally just takes a plastic tube and is putting stem cells on it. I don't know if it's so missing out on not putting on a science event. You know? We're like spell trachea. He's putting plastic tubes in people's throats. Now, I'm, again, not a woman in STEM. I don't think you should be putting plastic,

like how does plastic equate to a trachea? But again, who knows? And he's very confident. So he basically does it on this guy and the guy's like, like, lives after the surgery and like, leaves town. The second guy is like, has cancer and he's gonna die in six months. And he's the first surgeon that he's like, I can do something for him. So he does the surgery. And that guy, like, after like four weeks dies. But he was like, he had complications, whatever. And then he finds another woman who was perfectly healthy.

And then, but she had like a throat, a little throat thing. She dies. So he's out here just murdering everyone, murdering people. On purpose? Or he just thinks like his thing is gonna work, but it just doesn't. It's, I think he's like lying to himself so much, but then he's also like dating this woman, who's doing this report on him about what a great surgeon is. I hate that. He does, but is he good looking?

In a George Clooney type of way, like Zaddy. He's good looking. Like he's swaggy. He's swaggy. Okay. Like, yeah. I could totally see it. Yeah. And he's rich. Yeah. He's agy. He's swaggy. Okay. Like, yeah, I could totally see it. Yeah.

And he's rich, he's a surgeon, he's world renowned. And the media has done all these things on him because like the people, the first guy didn't die. Then they find out the man has died, the first guy died. And then they find out he never did any like animal testing. Like he's using humans as guinea pigs. Oh my God.

And like, he's, they basically are putting this thing in their throat and then their body's like rejecting it and like rotting from the inside. Oh, sorry, they use those words. She's kidding me. They did a whole documentary about this woman in Russia. I'm running from the inside.

They had no, no, it's really gross. So this woman, he did it too. And he made her do this whole speech afterwards that she's happy, and then they were done with the documentary, and then producer she emailed, and she was like, I'm dying. He's literally a serial killer, and these people did not have to die. So the woman who's the journalist writing this whole piece on him, he starts dating because she can't tell anyone they're together because she's writing up, she's working with him.

She finds out he has this eagre family. Oh my God. So he's like a con artist, like he's been conning and he has all these different phones and I look at does and I'm like, okay, go on, check your eyes out. And they're both still alive. The girlfriend and the- No, it gets worse. He does surgery on the son.

His own son? No, this woman's sun. Okay. And basically, she's like, is he, could he die from this? And he goes, how dare you? He literally looks at her and he's like, you piece of shit. How could you ever assume that no one has ever died under my... No.

But I said custody. Anyway. Okay. He obviously dies. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I have to sue you guys like for malpractice like my son just like Yeah, he killed her son

So he starts fucking her and has a baby with her so that she like doesn't sue him so him and Well also, I wear the country is this over he was dating a woman in America and this woman was Italian. She was hilarious. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas! We'll see you after the new year. We love you guys so much. And just keep an eye out.

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