Giggly Squad - Giggling about winter fashion, Army Hammer, and shower sex

Episode Date: December 29, 2020

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Oh my goodness, jingle jingle bitches. It is time for the holiday episode. Oh wow, this is the holiday episode. Oh wow, this is the holiday episode. Pige, it's literally Christmas Eve we're recording this. How, why would it not be the Christmas episode? I don't know, Christmas feels different this year.

It does. You're right. It just doesn't feel like as Christmas-y. Yeah, even though we did get a snow storm. I forget that you're just like, you were raised with cold weather, is that why you have a cold heart? Probably. Yeah. I was raised in the tundra. I do like miles to get to school. Well we have a very fun app because I'm asking

page some pretty important fashion wintery questions because I need answers. Then we're gonna talk a little Christmas tradition. Then we have sex advice, and then we have front-page news, and then I have some shit I'm bingeing, and you're bingeing. It's gonna be a wild ride. Okay, so where should we start? Should we start with winter coats? Okay, let's start with winter coats.

I also wanna touch on a few things from my last podcast because they got a lot of questions. The show that I was talking about is called The Wilds. It's our Amazon Prime. I thought it was on Hula, whatever. And do we like it? Is it good? I mean, I watched the whole season.

It's like one of those shows where we were like, oh no, well now let me see what happens. I know. It's like that friends relationship on Instagram that you don't care for, but now you need to follow it every week to know if they're still together. Right, and it's like those people on Instagram that you don don't care for but now you need to follow it every week to know if they're still together Right, and it's like that people those people on Instagram that you don't know in real life But you would like each other's pictures and you're like nowhere friends. Yeah, I have a lot of those

Yeah, and then the band aids that I use the hydrocolloid I don't think they did anything. So if you guys all bought them like Sorry, you have band aids now are bad, but like I don't think it did anything. So if you guys all bought them, like, whatever, you have band-ids now. Or bad. But like, I don't think it did anything for my face. Okay. Now we can proceed. No, this is good. You got to try and wonder what the face. We tell you the truth here at Giggly Squad. Yeah, I want to like inform everyone. We're fake sometimes to certain people, but not to you guys. Now, winter fashion sometimes throws me because I was that kid who like, you just my mom would get me a landsend coat.

And that was that. And then winter, you know, you could wear the wrong thing, wear real fur, you get red paint thrown at you, you know, the moose stuff, put it in the goose. Do you want to know something? I was really nervous for the real housewives of Salt Lake City, because they all wear fur.

And I feel like no one said anything. And I feel like it's usually a big topic people freak out about. I feel like people are freaking out about just their issues in general. Like there's bigger issues than they make. Oh right, yeah, there's bigger problems going on. 2020 then like leaves the main coat. So like let's save the people before we save the little furry animals. But you

know I mean I'm fostering a dog right now. Yeah her name is Tom Tom and everyone is like how do you foster how do you foster? Everyone's like are you gonna make them into a coat? But seriously everyone it's called foster failing if you fall in love with the dog and everyone's like, if you love dogs, wouldn't you fall in love? And I'm like, have you ever dated a fuck boy? It's literally the same thing. Like when you start it, you have boundaries.

You're like, I'm not going to let myself be like, you're mine. And you're like, I'm going to have so much fun with you. I'm going to brag about you, but I'm going to play with you. You're like staring at this dog in the kitchen. You're like, I'm not fantasizing about our life together. Okay, that's what I'm not going to do. And then they're like cuddling with you and you have a kitchen, you're like, I'm not fantasizing about our life together. Okay, that's what I'm not gonna do. And then they're like cuddling with you

in your moment where you're like, I can see myself doing this for the rest of my life. No! You're like, get a job. You're looking at a job. Just because you've pretty eyes, doesn't mean I'm just gonna give it all up to you. But yeah, fostering is fun because then you see

the family take in, then you feel like you gave the family something. I don't know, whatever. I'm trying to kind of purpose in this life. Fuck you guys. Your fostering dogs are doing arts and crafts. Like, who are you? And I didn't start the arts and crafts, but I did buy the materials. Okay. I want to get into coats because yeah, I would just get like a land-zend coat. That'd be my coat until one day my mom would be like, your coat smells. You needed a new coat. Yeah. It turns out you can wash your coat. But I looked through, I went to L Canada

because I felt like they would know most about coats on what the trends are for 2021 and I want your opinion. Okay, trends for coats in 2021. Now I'm gonna tell you what they said first. Okay, okay, yes. Caps. I haven't seen capes, but I'm not opposed.

I'm not opposed to a cape moment. I love a powerful cape moment, but I don't know if I've ever seen someone in a cape and like taking them seriously. Right, right, like cape as in like it's open in the front. You're not talking like a poncho, right? No, but it's kind of like a normal coat and then it has a, like another layer that's like flowing.

Yeah, I don't hate it. I don't hate a little red riding hood moment. Yeah, it's basically a little red riding hood. Yeah. I don't think I could pull it off. People would like fun to me. Okay. Leather, black leather is everywhere.

And like, at first it looks like you're working for S.V.U. But I kind of think it's badass. What do you think of these leather coats and the cold weather? When I'm leaving the house, I look at myself in a mirror and I say, do I look like a Russian spy? And if the answer is yes, then I like my outfit. So, you're never going to catch me not liking a black leather anything. Okay, good. Because Russian spy is so heuristic. It's so my aesthetic. It's like, am I going to save the world while wearing this black leather stiletto?

And like, yes, I am. See, I look like a nerdy Russian hacker who just entered real-life computer in her smelly pajamas. Okay. Is Puffy still in? Yeah, like so in, it's so in. Okay, here's the thing with the Puffer jackets. I, like you want them to keep you warm,

but you want them to be stylish. So like obviously I go to Zara all the time. So I have like one leather Puffer that I die for. Yeah. But Amazon actually has a lot. There's one brand brand it's called Daily Rich Wall. They have a puffer that like goes to your waist, they have it in every single color. So like whatever color is your vibe, you need a puffer. Like you need a cool. Also

a puffer is a piece of clothing that you can also do like a crazy color that you wouldn't normally do. Like you could get like a yellow one and rock that with like a pair of clothing that you can also do like a crazy color that you wouldn't normally do like you could get like a yellow one and rock that with like a pair black sweats like it looks cool and like some dad sneaker. So I actually just got the sickest leather black puffer so we're like combining trends um from Nannushka from a consignment shop in the Hamptons. Wow, wow, I bet the Hamptons has a great content shop. It is so soft, this puffer, that's leather, it's gorgeous. And I mean, I'm recently in love with this like thrift shop in the Hamptons.

On Instagram, it's at Ariel, Holler, Arial Period, Holler, Arial L.E.R. Silverstone. That's actually something I want to do more in 2021. We'll also thrifting? Like, not thrifting where I have to go in and like look through shit, like a nice shop that's already thrifted it, but it's like designer, like I want to like go to more. So this is straight up, like a drug trafficking in the Hamptons type deal, where like I think this lady knows all the ladies who are fashionable in the Hamptons type deal where like I think this lady

Knows all the ladies who are fashionable in the Hamptons and someone will be like I want a Chanel purse and she'll be like hold on one sec reach out to her sources be like does anyone have a Chanel purse That's like and what is the quality and then be like let me check the quality of it and then send pictures And they just do all these like underground exchange Of high fashion. My thing is like, if it's in good condition, I don't care if it's new. Insider trading of handbags. I used to thrift a lot at this place Beacon's closet

in Brooklyn when I was younger. Like I love the way I've heard of that, I think. Beacon's closet is like Park Soe, Williamsburg, but I would just like bring all my old clothes. Even stuff I'd gotten from Beacon's closet, give it back to them They'd give me like 50 bucks for it and then I'd go shopping with that 50 bucks So I'd get like a little new wardrobe. It was right. I loved a thrift moment

But then Maccomore kind of just made it lame I said it when he came up the thrift shop song. I was like well now I can't drift because now I just see your stupid hair do Right He's with someone I've never been attracted to. I would have sex with him, but I need to shake. Like that haircut of like shave both sides and just like no. No.

Who hurt you? And who told you it was okay, where's your mom? Mm-mm. I just don't find him attractive. Okay, we're not done yet for a coat. What do you think of a quilted code? I love a quilted code. Like, they're actually really in style, like a quilted long trench and like patterns.

It's funny because I feel like quilted bags were in, which then like turned into quilted outfits. Like weird patterns are going to be really in style. Like on coats. Yeah. Is that kind of little house on the prairie-esque? Mm. I mean, you have to do it in like an elegant way. Like, it could be.

It could look like ridiculous. You have to find like the right pattern. It has to be like a little bit subtle. Also, 70s style is gonna be really in for a 2021. So like big flare payouts. Okay, so can you explain what 70s pieces you're obsessed with? Okay, so I'm going to start experimenting. I haven't yet, but with like a big flare gene.

So not just like, not like tied around your thighs and then like super flare. Like it's all around like a bigger gene. Yes. Is in. So it's not like the mom gene anymore. So like you have to figure out what's right for your body type. I actually just bought a ton of wide-legged genes. Okay, so they're gonna be like a really in. I think it's in because we've all been wearing sweatpants. Yeah.

So to go from sweatpants to a tight gene is just our part of. Everyone's like, no. Like that's not okay. So I think designers are like, let's transition. Let's give you a genius. Peaboy, it's loose, it's a loose gene. People are like, if using them, putting a skinny gene on, leave my apartment.

Also, I can't fit into my skinny genes. I'm be honest, I've gained like 15 pounds and I love my curves right now and they're not meant to be, you know, boxed in in a fucking skinny gene. They need to fly, They need jiggle. I love your curves. I also gained a little bit of weight in the past two weeks, but like, I don't care because

I feel like my ass is better than ever. Pige, there's a perfect amount. Like, there's a per- amount of skinny where you actually lose your curves and like, Yeah. Fashion-wise, it's like, looked- it looks whatever. But my dad told me that a month ago when I came home for Thanksgiving He said hey Boys don't like too skinny sometimes your dad said that yeah, and I was like well, I'm not out here trying to please boys dad

I'm pleasing my Instagram, but the truth is page there is a way I Love laughing like you know you eat one salad and then you look in a mirror and you're like oh my god I'm pleasing my Instagram, but the truth is, Paige, there is a way, I love laughing. You eat one salad and then you look in a mirror and you're like, oh my god, I'm so skinny. Is my head getting too big? For my body. I literally worked out one time last week.

I'm a so sore and was looking in the mirror and I was like, do I have abs yet? I was like, you worked out one time. But I think actually, the trend is going to be 10 pounds over your, like, he worked out one time. But I think actually, like the trend is going to be like 10 pounds over your like, go away. Let's normalize that. Normalize it. And I mean, ever guy I've ever dated hates when I get too skinny.

They just like, it is so true. They love something to grow on too. They really do. I don't think I've had someone comment ever, like a guy ever comment, like you're getting like a little bit big, but I have had boyfriends be like, you're kind of like you're really skinny right now. Well, yeah. I'm like, I've had guys.

Oh my God, thank you so much. But that's like them being like, are you okay? But I don't want to feel like I fucking. I don't like grabbing your ass when we have sex. That was an amazing experience. When I can wait, is my boyfriend's will be like grabbing your ass when we have sex. That was an amazing experience. When I get to see that too. When I get to see that too. When I get to see that too.

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When I get to see that too. When I get to see that too. When I get to huge notes. No. It's so crazy that they don't, they don't notice that. But then it's so crazy that we don't notice guys physically at all once we like them. Like he could literally become obese and I'm like obsessed with him. Wait, that's so interesting. I wonder if guys feel the same way. Like if I know that I really, really like you, I don't care about anything. Nothing. Like, I don't care if you have in Chavin. I don't care if your breath is bad. Like, I don't care about anything. I'm obsessed with you.

But that's how he's going to be with you. Yeah. You have to understand that. That's how he's going to be with you. But girls, I think more early on, like, once you like their swag, it's sold. Like, he could do anything where guys are like more physical in the beginning so they really have to be into you physically and then once they fall emotionally, I think it's a game over. I think that I fall in love with swag first. Yeah.

Like if you walk into a room and you have swag, it's like for me, I'm like, oh, I'm actually way more of being when it comes to dating guys than you which is so funny. Like the way you're with fashion is how I am with guys Because they're like my accessories. Yeah, and I rarely meet guys I feel like that dress really well. Yeah, but I do know a few and I'm like You're like I'm dating guys. He just well. How does that happen? Yeah

Also every time I say game over on this pod, you guys have to drink, because I think I've said it six times. Wow, that's a good, that's a good game. I once dated this guy, who's six, three, blue eyes, gorgeous. Not like the most athletic dude, and like did not have a six pack. But also like, when you have a six pack, when you're not training for the Olympics, like why? Like, I find it very

Van and I find it like not fun to date them because they like count their macros and their micros They like judge you they like wake up in the morning to work out like these earth like It's hot for a photo not hot for a lifestyle Anyway, like they're not the kind of guys that you'll be like oh should we get McDonald's at 2 a.m. And they like won't no You see like I can't I want you to not have abs and I want you'll be like, oh, should we get McDonald's at 2am and they like won't. No, you see, like, I can't. I want you to not have abs and I want you to be like, what do you want for second dinner? A hundred, oh, pee. Right.

So this guy is sitting and he's like, he says that he was like, I don't like my torso. And that's when I realized I was like, okay, this guy has deep issues than I thought. But I will stay with him three more months because he's 63 and that's how I do the math of how I like to stay with him. Right. And you find out he's too fucked up to be with. But basic science. I gave him the science, just math.

We don't know math, but it's science. So I basically said to him, I was like, look, I'm so attracted to you, like everything about you, this isn't. Yeah, like I'm not worried about you. The fact that this man is worried about his torso, I'm like, I didn't realize you had a torso until you mentioned it. I didn't wake up this morning and was like,

wow, John's torso is working me. Don't bring Jesse John to this. No, it actually wasn't Jesse John. That's just, I just do six three full eyes. That's just, every guy I've dated is six three full eyes. Which is crazy. I know, but then there's been some in between us that were different and you know what?

Not worth it. Okay, final winter fashion. Okay. How do we feel about velvet? I mean, I'd wrap myself in it if it was socially acceptable. Yeah, I'm obsessed with it. And it's so Christmas-y.

So Christmas-y, also like for this time of the year, it's like, it's just chic. And mixing materials is something I'm really into. Oh. I mean, sorry, if you're wearing a velvet top, like mixing it with like a satin pan or a leather pant. Going to obsessed with that. Also, I've seen like mixing of shades.

So it's like, you wear a pink and brighter pink and then like a dark pink and that's the outfit Like a monochromatic. Yes. Yeah Monochromatic is also going to be very in for 2021 I know like tan and nudes are like really and right now. It's gonna. It's only gonna get more I'm obsessed lastly We're in a pandemic and you know, we're in a real pandemic, but we're also not something called winter pale pandemic We're I've lost I've lost my color and you know, we're all better but we're also not something called winter pale pandemic where I've lost

I've lost my color and you know we're all better when we're tan. I haven't fake tanned at all. Okay, so I usually get spray tans like we used to get them once a week. We were obsessed with spray tans because also we were like still dealing with summer house stuff so we wanted to look like we were like fun and like summer. Yeah, they go we like tan like really. I don't have an in me this year to fake tan. I don't have an in me, I don't wanna like go someplace. I used to have a girlfriend to my house who was like amazing, but like, I'm not gonna have her come

over, she has like a baby, I actually have an in-man talk to her. But it's also like we're not being seen anywhere. Right, and I'm not like going somewhere. I don't wanna deal with it. I would only do it if I like had to go to a place that we were like, people taking photos or some shit. I only use, I really, I only use tan locks. And like I'm gonna actually start,

I'm gonna do one today, I think. Because you can like, it's so easy to tailor it. Is it like the water droplets? Yeah. You can just put some water on. And they don't smell. You just mix it in with your moisturizer. It's like you're putting moisturizer on.

Oh my God, that's amazing. Do you feel like it comes off at all accidentally? Like do you ever feel like it gets under closer with you? No. Okay, you know when you get a spray tan and like after the like seven days or 10 days that it lasts, it starts like peeling on your chest first. Once only around my belly button it came off. And I was like filming in a bikini and people were like, are you okay? And I was like, on your chest first. Once only around my belly button it came off.

And I was like filming in a bikini and people were like, are you okay? And I was like, clearly I'm not. Yeah, like it comes off in like weird places like by my armpits. I'm like, it's like it's flaking off. I was doing a gig where they put a microphone on me with tape and they took the tape off

and it took my tan off and they were looking at me and I was looking at them and I was like, we're gonna have to pay for that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because now I have a white square off and they were looking at me and I was looking at them and I was like we're gonna have to pay for that. Because now I have a white square in the middle of my chest. I'm gonna start saying that in like situations where it doesn't even make sense like you're gonna have to, well you're gonna have to pay for that. Some guys is on the menu, you're gonna have to pay for that. You're gonna pay for that. Oh, that's actually just revenge. Oh, I love revenge.

So yeah, that's our winter fashion segment. And we love to go in. Yeah, that's our winter fashion. And yeah, tan locks, honestly, I love it. I used it before, everyone, like, here's the thing also, like being on Instagram, some people are like, you can't actually use that, like you just, like get paid to promote it.

Yes, sure do. But I used it before I think you I got some stuff from tan looks and you took it from me I think you have it Probably I have like so many bottles in my department. I've ingifted some to my mom I was like you're gonna love this for your face. Wait you told me before we got on that you have like a beauty secret you wanna tell me? Oh my god. Okay. So, you know, I do my due diligence for the giglers and like, you know, I'm always open to learning

new things and I want to tell everyone about it. I've been on TikTok and I, my TikTok is very specific to my personality and I think they did a good job with like tracking my data. It's literally just makeup videos and then like dancing videos. The little elves inside my phone are doing a great job. No, they're crushing it. So I kept seeing this video for Dr. Jart color correcting cream. And it was like, if you use it wrong, you're going to hate it. So obviously I left TikTok and I went to the full YouTube

beauty influencers to get the real dirt. The consistency is like a lochini, but like thicker, not a clay, but like whatever. I think it's $125. Worth every single cent take my money. What does it do? Okay, so the coloring is like almost like a little bit like grayish greenish.

You take a little bit in like a small like a little dollop in your fingers, rub it in between your fingers to I guess warm it up. And then you just pat your skin like this all over your face. In two minutes, it completely changes colors to your face. It gets rid of all of your redness, it like neutralizes your redness

and it looks like a thin shield like on your skin, you're dewy. Wait, is this makeup? It's makeup, but like, like, okay, so some days this week, I wore it as foundation. Like, I put that on and then I did like some blush and like bronzer and left. Well, especially in the winter, I am a dry red mess.

Yeah. Hannah, you're going to love it. You have to order it immediately. Wait, but it doesn't help with redness like naturally? Yes. It literally, because like the green coloring neutralizes like any redness on your face. But I'm saying like, does it actually help the real skin?

Like once I take it off, is it helping the skin at all? Or is it more of like a makeup? I don't know, we're vain here. Like we're going for like, I was like quick satisfaction. Okay. Conson gratification. Yeah. And then you can also put like your, like a Okay. Consonant gratification. And then you can also put like a foundation over it for extra coverage.

It literally, I just, I can't say enough good things about it, worth every single scent. Is that so for a Dr. Jart color correcting? It's called like color correcting cream, but then it has like a name under it. It's like some crazy name. How are people using it wrong? I think people were like putting it and rubbing it in like a name under it. It's like some crazy name. How are people using it wrong? I think people were like putting it and rubbing it in like a moisturizer and you have to just pad it with like your fingertips and then it'll seep in.

Like you have to give it, it's tasty. You have to like let it do it at its own time pace. Well, well you guys have gotten all our inner thoughts on beauty and fashion this morning, but now it's time to get in front page fucking news. Kewt the taping. Kewt the taping. Kewt the taping.

I feel like we have so many just like, it's not like crazy stories, but it's things that you're just like, mm, and I have a lot of bravo stuff. Okay, so comments by Bravo posted. So did you see that chef or Austin and Pringle like posted a picture together? Okay. And someone commented and goes, so you were actually after Crowell Warrior King all along, like saying that to Pringle, like, oh you guys are friends now, like really you just wanted to date him.

Crowell comment. Okay, so then this other girl comments and goes, Madison can do better than both these drunks. Dot, dot, I mean dudes. Austin comments at this woman and goes, Patricia's hairdresser can do better than me in Pringle question mark, I die. Then the girl comments back and goes, what Madison needs is not a frat boy. She's already got one boy to take care of.

Duh, duh, duh. Girls want frat boys. Women want men. Austin comments back and goes, A-K-A, the biggest blue check mark she can find. Their public fighting makes me anxious. I am just eating my popcorn here. Cause, okay, we love Austin. Austin and our good friend. I love Austin. I truly do love Madison too. I'm fascinated.

This is my thing with Austin. He's like very passionate. Like he gets like emotional. Like if you listen to the podcast I did with him, like he's just like fun to talk to because he gets really into things. And he told me like he can barely watch his season because like of the hate he gets all the time.

So he's definitely a sensitive boy. And like, but he needs, it's like Austin, like stay off of the Instagram comments. Like even if it hurts for a second, let it go. Cause next time you know you're saying shit, you don't wanna say. It's kind of like that moment when you're fighting with a guy and you type out like the craziest

in your Zoom. And then you're like, you know what? And you just backspace and you're like, okay. Austin, I love that you wrote that, but then do that. You don't have to delete it. No one in your heart hurts you.

How? How? How many times I've written in my notes like Full just fights and like come back and like this is how I really feel and then like you just delete it Because you have to get it out or you're like me season one my first season of summer house And I would write all my thoughts and all my comebacks and then when I would approach the person I'd be like I like it Also Austin was on watch what happens live, and he had to pick between me and Sheena,

like to sleep with, I think. Which is kind of progressive. And he picked me, but he said, I feel like she wouldn't be that adventurous and bad. And I was like, what? I love a challenge, first of all, second of all, I do I come off like I would be like a bump on a log. Is that my vibe or people thinking I'm out here just being boring? You have been like kind of conservative in your interviews about sex, I feel like.

He cleared us a listen to Gagel Squad. He clearly does. Well when you first got on TV, you were a yeah, I was scared little be you were just scared that your parents are gonna get You about anything like I had to pull you aside and be like they will yeah, no, you're not a virgin No, they don't please don't and you were like don't know that Please do not tell my dad that People don't understand like when you come from a really traditional time family how like I mean They really don't I feel like some people think like,

I'm trying to act like I'm not, like, I'm trying to act like I don't do those kind of things, but like, I'm human, so like, obviously I do, but I just don't need my mother and my father, like, knowing. See my mom and dad are way past that. Yeah, my dad, like, thinks I like don't like boys. Okay, next. Everybody thinks that this is why you have to join

our Patreon because I have photo evidence of things that I have to show Hannah. Okay, take a look at this pic. Oh yeah, it's not that pic. So everyone thinks that Courtney Kardashian was photoshopped into it. And my first thought was like, wow, rich people just have such different,

like rich, famous people of such different lives. Could you imagine calling Lenore and being like, hey, quick question, do you think you could Photoshop me into the Christmas card this year? Because I'm just like so busy. But where was this, by the way, this is a Kardashian photo of them like skiing? Where's Kylie?

You don't know, Shna-na-na. Because if they were gonna put Courtney in, why would it be like, we put in? If they're photo-days, they are, I think it just, they just edited it weird and it looks weird. Yeah, I think it's so fucking much. Yeah, I think they like edited each coloring difference. Also, did you see people are tweeting about how like, Kim Kardashian's low-key like crazy athletic? No. People were like, because she posted her skiing, like snowboarding, and she posted her skating, and people were like,

Kim Kardashian is the next winter Olympian, and she retweeted it. I was like, I love that. But I think they're a skiing family. Like they're a skiing forever. Do you know I've never skied in my life? Wow.

Have you? Yeah. Like I said, you're from Albany or from the Tundra. I've never even, I've never skied around here. I've never skied. I've only, this sounds so pretentious. I've only ever skied an Aspen. So like, I don't know what the other opera is.

She is like a real jam. No, opera skies are real, a real industry. And you just get, but I'm afraid that I'll just get lost stomach aches because I love hot chocolate and I'll put like, bellies in it. And the next thing you know, I'm gonna be black out like having diarrhea and it's like really hard to have diarrhea and it's ski suit.

It's a really hard to have diarrhea and snow pants. Oh, next. First word problem. So everyone. I can't go skiing because I'll have diarrhea and snow pants. Oh, next. First word of problem. So everyone. I can't go skiing because I'll have diarrhea. I'm going to ski pants. Okay. Take a look at this engagement ring.

Oh my God. So everyone's thinking that that's Chloe Kardashian's engagement ring with Tristan Thompson. Were they ever engaged? No, they never were engaged. But she's been like with Tristan Thompson. Were they ever engaged? No, they never were engaged, but she's been like wearing this around town. She's wearing it on her ring finger. It makes her hand look like ABAB's hand.

Like that's how big the diamond is. It's literally, okay, if you're listening to the podcast, which obviously, it's literally like a massive pair of shape that goes from her knuckle to the bottom of her finger. Yeah. And then like a band around it. It's crazy town, USA.

Yeah. It's like, it's too much. We've talked about engagement rings on here because I recently realized I'm 29 and one day I'm like, an engaged and I like never thought about that. And I'm trying to find out like, I actually know my ring style. My ring style is very like, I love the like baguette rings. I love gold. I love, actually I don't know what my ring style is.

But anyway, for an engagement ring, hold on. The way you talk about engagement rings is like you just found out the final for our classes today and everyone's been studying for weeks and you can, you have to cram like the night before. And you know when you're in an algebra cut, you're like, what's X?

And they're like, wait, that was like day one. You're like, but what is X? Hand explain what X is and you're like, you're fucked, you're fucked. You're fucked, you just, you're fucked. Don't take it at your fucked. Hannah literally called me today and her question was, hey, have you been thinking about your engagement

when your whole life? Because I, I feel like I haven't had time to process, like how many years have you thought about it? I don't worry, the exam's not today. Thank you for the time. Because there's so many choices. I also realize I have severe shopping anxiety. I think it's a self-hate thing where if I buy something for myself and it's not really worth it I get mad at myself and with the engagement ring, you're gonna be wearing it all the time And I just haven't thought of I want to be the coolest. I want to have the coolest ring

But I don't and then I want it to be unique So I went from being like I don't want I want like a pebble to be like I'm so cool and like anti-establishment to them being like I want two diamonds I'm so cool and like anti-establishment to them being like I want two diamonds. You went from oh my god, he could like put a flower stem around my ring finger and I love that To I think that I should have two diamonds clustered together like Ariana Grande I think I saw our in aggrandes What is our opinion of Ariana Grande's ring, which is a huge pair and a tiny pearl, well actually the pearls are probably normal size

and the pair is huge. That has some like significance, family. I love it. I'm obsessed with it. I love it. I absolutely love it. I love it one because I have an allegiance to Ariana Grande and I don't know where it comes from,

but I love it. I love it. I love it. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah. Like there's some, I'm like, you got it. Okay, so I love her. I love that it's sentimental that it was her grandfather's

on his Typin and he told the grandmother, like, I want her to have this because I've had a dream that it'll keep her safe. That makes me so happy. I love all of that. I love that it looks good with the ring and also like engagement rings, like anything in fashion it evolves.

So like yeah, you could be a traditional person. True. And want like a classic range. I feel like people after 10, 15 years, if you think I'm rocking my engagement ring past 10 years, I'd up, Do you get a new ring?

Are you like, do something to it? You upgrade. But you've been in this for 10 years, I deserve an upgrade. Wait, so like, you get a whole new diamond? Yeah, if you want. If you got it like that. If you got it like that.

If you got it like that. It was actually was quite an interesting conversation we were talking about. Like, we're making money. Like, we're gonna be fucking boss' as bitches in a couple years. Like, do you throw in another 10k to get a bigger diamond? I don't know.

I asked one of my girlfriends literally last night and she was absolutely not. Yeah, what a guy. I don't think so. I wanted to feel like, it's like, I can buy myself as many rings as I want. But I'm part of me There's so many cool like cocktail rings that are like goldee with like a diamond that could be so cool

That are like literally three thousand dollars, and I'm like I'd be happy with this Yeah, I'm like in it, but then page I saw Arianna Grande's ring and I was like That's the uniqueness. I've been wanting like I think different and like having the two is so different And then Emily reticowski's ring suddenly to me art like made sense But I think it's too big. I was like really big. I want like a pair Okay, and then next to like a square I think yeah, but then it's like do I? I mean it's you what do you actually think as someone who's, has great taste? If you saw me and I had a ring that was like a cluster of two different and it was like

pretty. I think it's cool. I wouldn't get it. Like I don't think I would want that type of ring. Why? Because I like more of a traditional. Yeah. But I don't know. It is like really artsy and cool and like we of a traditional. Yeah. But I don't know, it is like really artsy and cool

and we do wear ear cuffs. So like- I love the traditional ring makes me cringe. Like, I don't want to just be like, I gotta- I found a man and now I have a man. Like, that's what I'm like hating about the process. I kinda feel that.

Do you feel that? Yeah. Like, I don't wanna just be like, now I'm a taken girl and I found a prince and I'm saved. Fuck that shit. So that's why I want to get to. You want it to be like an art piece. But then also, how often do you wear your engagement?

Like almost text in Amanda being like, how often do you wear your engagement ring? Every single day. I don't think she ever took it. But I'm like a very like, I'm playing tennis all the time. I'm like scratching my butt. I don't know. I'm just like doing things. I can't think she ever did that. But I'm like a very like, I'm playing tennis all the time. I'm like scratching my butt. I don't know. I'm just like doing things.

I can't even have nails. Like I had to kill the whole family the other day. Because I just, I'm watching myself do my roots. I see that. I watch myself do my roots. What's going on? You don't have any nail polish on. I had a moment.

Are you okay? I just, I had Mexican food. I had like tacos. And then like, I couldn't get the smell of the tacos off my nails. And I had like a full panic attack. And I was like, I'm killing them. I'm killing the whole family. And you just shot them all off.

I just felt gross. I was like, I need, you know, I just feel dirty. And I was like, I want to be cleansed of this toxic femininity. I've been going to Gloss Lab in my manicure. This has been two weeks. I'm not. I actually was going to Gloss Lab and I manicure it. This has been two weeks. I'm not. I actually was gonna comment on that. Not a chip inside.

And my nails are all the same month right now. So we're just vibing out together. Like I looked down at them and I'm like, we're in different places right now. We're in really different places. Also, I have really big palms and stubby fingers. We have different fingers shape. And I thought, oh, I need like an emerald to make it like a little ring to make my fingers

look danceier. Turns out you need a bigger ring if you have chubby fingers to make your finger look dainty. Also, if you have really skinny fingers, you need a really massive rock too. It's just science. Wait, I think the industry is just fucking with us. Like, regardless, you need a massive rock. But there's part of me that like, I just want it, I think the industry is just fucking with us. Like, regardless, you need a expensive rug. But there's part of me that like, I just want it,

I'm just confused. Don't worry, it's all gonna work out. We're gonna figure this out. We're gonna tackle this one thing. You're like gonna be my person. But I want you to be honest with me all the time. Yeah, we should just go try rings on one day. Oh my god, that'd be so fun.

Because I feel like you also have to see it on your actual finger and like, hold it up and like, answer your phone. Yeah. Because I feel like you also have to see it on your actual finger and like hold it up and like answer your phone. And like do things with it and be like, just get this awesome. Is this awesome? You know, like look at it and be like, hi.

Okay, let's do our next story. Trees is a judoist. I mean, I love it. I really love it. I love it. If you could like put a Barbie and Ken but like, not Callie and Doll together.

Yeah. If you could just make up a man in your head for her, isn't it him? Yes. Like, who I picture her to be with is this man. I've never been so happy for a woman. When I saw the paparazzi pictures of her kissing him like in New York City on like a date night,

I was with one of my friends and I was looking at my phone and I literally gasped. I was like, oh, and they're like, what happened? I was like, Teresa Judeis has a boyfriend. And he's like an Italian stallion, like an actual... Lewis, Louis Rulas. We don't quite know what he does. But according to his LinkedIn profile, he's the co-founder and EVP of business development at digital media solutions located in clear water Florida I just heard EVP it sounds good. Yeah, me too. They're gonna have some great Florida vacations

Also dating like in your 50s or 40s is actually hop in because all the divorces are like ready to go. It's probably, it's actually probably like being 25 again. It probably is because you know when you're young and you have like a crush and then he like gets married to like his first girlfriend and you're like what the fuck like that guy's such a catch really. He's the one that in 15 years he's going to be back on the market. So if you're single in your 30s, like just wait it out a little. Literally just like wait another year. Cause the divorce,

and also we just went through a quarantine and like so many people are gonna be divorced soon. Yeah, yeah, I'm divorcing myself. Can we also talk about Army Hammer being on Raya? Okay, so Army's on Raya. Is he single? Yeah. Oh, so the girl page is just like talking to. Oh, okay, so, okay guys, also.

So his girlfriend that we thought, and we had stalked her on Instagram, remember? Yeah, on Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Literally, gorgeous. We think she's a giggler because she follows me. I feel like I talk shit because I was trying to make you feel better. Yeah, no, we're not trying to talk shit at all.

We think she's gorgeous and we're happy that he's dating someone, but her name is Paige. And so it's so crazy. I don't know if they're fully dating. Look, this is also made up in my hat. I just think that Army Hammer's gorgeous, and I would obviously date him in a second. But we don't wanna come between true love,

but he's on Raya. Well, I love how political you were just now. Yeah, I just, I don't want to sell it. You basically must make bitch back the fuck up. I don't want a fellow page to hate me, but also if your boyfriend DMs me, what do you want me to do? You know, I did tell the girls name page,

are you immediately nice to them? I think I do. Yeah, but also I'm like boyfriend DMs me, what do you want me to do? You know, I did tell the girls name Paige, are you like immediately nice to them? I think I do, yeah. But also I'm like, how dare you? If a girl's name is Hannah without the age though, I don't like vibe with them. No, I wouldn't vibe with them. Me either. Or like, but if they're self-aware,

like I know my parents should have put the age at the end, I'm like, okay, I really like you. This one comedian, Hannah Dickinson. Because I feel like then that name's like Hana. I don't know why I wanna pronounce it like that. Like why would you not make a beautiful pal and drum? Like why would you ruin that girl's life because the whole whole rest of her life

just to go Hannah without an age at the end. Wow, I think about that a lot. I don't know if you know about more that guy named Chasin on the Bachelor. Every time he introduced himself he has to be like, Chasin and they go, Jason and he goes, no, no, chase in.

Wow, that sucks. You know, how many hours of your life do you have to be like, that back before? Like, I could see the first time being like, oh, I could see how that would happen then being like, this is my life.

That must be so annoying because we don't have names where people are like, what, or like, what? If someone said are like what or like what if someone's like What to page? I'd be like you're an idiot go back to school like page But like how annoying How annoying must it be to have a name that you have to be like oh, it's with a kid This one guy in college his name was Quentin But it was spelled what Quentin with a W in front, because his mom only named her kids with W names,

and then she wanted to name him Quentin. So she, we call him Wacquentin, but his name is Quentin. You're telling me this man had a silent W in his name? Because it was like a Kardashian thing. It was like, you know, will, will. What's another W name? It was like a Kardashian thing. It was like, you know, will, will. What's another W name? It was like a bunch of W names, and then she was like, what quantum?

Shout out to a quentin. And he was on the basketball team. That's crazy. Whatever. Okay, let's do it next, right? Okay, this one's, oh, this one's so weird. Okay, so Viola Davis and her husband said that they take baths together twice a day.

Why? Wait, I'm kind of obsessed with you. I knew you were going to be, I knew you were going to be. You should go like, okay, it's bath time. I knew you were going to be. It says it keeps their intimacy taking two daily baths together. In the morning, they get in the jacuzzi and they have together time every night because they get into the tub. We soak, we laugh, we talk, sometimes her husband falls asleep. She says it's like having a date every day because it's like time.

Okay, I love this, but they have to remember, when Violet Davis says they take baths together, you're probably thinking like you're a little shower bath that you have, no, no, they have a fucking jacuzzi. Let's say what it is. They take a hot tub choice a day. Yeah, they've been married for 17 years and they have one daughter together. I love that. Well, I've been watching a lot of Real Housewives

and you're just watching like relationships just implode. Like, the housewife of Atlanta, there's a new girl Drew Siddora, who second episode is already in therapy with her husband, which is like, you deserve that peach girl because normally it takes housewives three to four seasons to get their husband to do therapy on camera. Right. And there is some fucked up shit going on, but I recently saw,, this are mental health moment that is like, don't be afraid to get out of that relationship, bad situations, whatever. But like staying at it in it is the worst thing. You will, you will survive getting out of it, you will survive. But you know

right now you're not happy being in it. So anyone who needed that, you're wrong. Yeah, that's so true. Like the thought of being with the wrong person scares me more than the thought of being alone. And you weren't there before, but now you're wrong. And now it's called growth. Okay, next question. And now we're growling.

So hold on, re the tub situation. Yeah. Cute, like I think it's cute. I think it's like a lot though. Twice a day, every day is a lot. Like, once a week, it's cute. I think it's like a lot though. Twice a day, every day is a lot. Like if twice a day is a lot. If like once a week I'm like a Saturday night, my fake boyfriend or like my fake husband was like,

it's like getting the top. Like yeah, for sure. But like twice a day, like that's how you be. I think it shows that like in relationships, if you can find one thing that you both are, like a hobby or both obsessed with, and clearly they both like love tubbing.

Like they love tubbing. They found out like we fucking love it. So like some people love skiing together. Some people love. They're like, it's tubbing. Finding a hobby you guys both love together is next level for intimacy. And I think that's what we take from this.

But like I would just, it would be if like I would be like, look at him and he'd be like, did you just pee? And I'd be like, yeah, and he'd be like, oh, not again. And he'd be like, in the top. Yeah. Like when it's a hot tub, I just wanna pee in it. I feel like if your hobby is like sitting on the couch

and eating Reese's peanut buttercops and like, shout me out, but like, because like, here's the thing. I have so much to do when I'm bathing. Like I have a schedule. You know when I have a routine. Like I wash, I put the shampoo in my hair first, then I like while that's soaking in,

I'm shaving my legs and I'm rinsing it out, putting the conditioner in, then I'm shaving the other parts, you know? I hate showering with a man. It's just like a lot. You never get the temperature right. Also like they realize I'm a selfish cunt because I'm not standing out of the water.

Sorry, I didn't. Sorry, I didn't come in here to get cold. No. Also, there is something to be said that because you know, if you're ever like a way with your girlfriend or like one of your girlfriend, that's a girl, or like you're sharing a room or something and you get in the shower and then like, you're like, just leave it on, like I'm girl, or you're sharing a room or something and you get in the shower and then you're like,

just leave it on, then you get in. It's usually the same temperature that you would use, like scolding. Yeah, scolding, I need one layer of my skin to be melted. Yeah, I wanna be red. I wanna be so hot that my body has turned red because protecting itself. Yep.

Any time I've ever been in a bathroom with a guy and he's getting in the shower or like I'm getting at or anything, like with a boyfriend, they keep it so cold. Like what are they doing? Every fucking guy I've ever done. Every time. Yeah, what is the deal with it?

Why does he act like I'm Satan? Yeah, there's like, I have a lot of water. And then I'm like, if I wanted to bathe in cold water, I'd go outside and get rained on. Right. Like literally, they act like we've gotten this water from the well. What you'll did and just poured it on ourselves. Like what are you talking about? But also like the movies make showering look so sexy. When I'm in the shower, normally it's like eye shower at night.

So like end of day, like I am bloated, I've had like seven meals by that point. You're like I'm gonna get a cry dude. I'm not in here to be sexy. I don't take all the mascara off, obviously. So I look like a full raccoon. Yeah. And then like you don't wanna like worry about looking hot

when you're like your hair is like, no, well, no. It's a good mate. And then like sex is terrible because like the lubrication is all over. Horeybley. Horeybley. I literally haven't tried it since I was like 25.

That and then the pool like we got it that's a hype. But I'm not doing it. I'm a grown woman. Get out of my face. No, I'm not doing it. Like touch is dick but like. Yeah. Do you use the shower as for play?

Also as you get older, it's very easy to pull it back. And I just have sex like after. You know, I don't need to examine my shower wall that. I was talking about, yeah, like get up, if you want to fuck in the shower, get a bath mat. Hold on to the faucet, put a hand up, and then don't turn the water. Oh, a bath mat is key to this plot. Okay, let's talk about the real housewives of O.C.'s fashion. Do you want a look? Yeah. Okay, take a mental note of all of those I'm going to rate them.

Yeah. Here we go. Number one, Gina crushed it. Explain for people who can't see it. Oh right. I forget sometimes we're not. I was like, I don't know about this segment. Okay, sorry. I just like had to say this.

Gina is wearing like a long white one-shouldered long sleeve straight hair. Gina killed it also. Gina went on like a health journey because Gina like all of us. This is the best I've ever seen Gina straight hair. Gina killed it also Gina went on like a health journey because Gina like all of us, she's- This is the best I've ever seen Gina's hair. She gained weight because she was like madly in love and in quarantine, owned it, lost some of the weight.

Her hair looks gorgeous. Her hair looks amazing. I love Gina's. I love Gina too. I like Gina too. Shannon really missed the mark. She's wearing like a short, white, turtleneck dress. It's just like, it just, it doesn't look good. My question is, what

requirements do you look for for someone slaying a reunion look? Wow. Okay, wow. Here's the thing. If you want to flip them up. I love clothes. I don't really want to say this because I don't want to make anyone matter, alienate anyone, but fuck it, I'm saying it because this is my opinion. The key to slaying your reunion outfit is, and I know all the housewives want to be younger than they are, but it's finding an age-appropriate dress for you.

Like, Shannon should not have been walking out there in the short dress, but that sounds mean, because like, where whatever you want. No, no, no, I actually, I understand what you're saying. What you're saying is not like, don't show your legs or whatever, it's the actual style. It has to be a right style. It looks like you're trying to be an 18 year old It's the actual style. Yeah, it has to be right style. It looks like you're trying to be like an 18 year old girl at the club sometimes.

Right. Like Bronwyn's massive long hair ponytail that goes down to her waist, inappropriate. Doreet does ponytail extensions and she does them correctly. Like she does them to her shoulders. She does, you know, it looks age appropriate. Like you look... When you say age appropriate, it's you're kind of just thing classy. Yeah, like you look like you're a 40 year old woman,

but like you know how to dress. Like exactly. You don't want to look like you were your daughter's prom dress. You know, who's fashion I actually loved, but sometimes she looked a little like it was a, I thought Carol Reddadswell had cool fashion. Dude, I think the unsung hero of Bravo Housewife Franchises fashion, she always looked at her. Like she actually had cool looks, like aspirational. Did she always pull it off? Maybe not,

but you're always like damn, Carol like has her own thing going on. She used to wear, she wore like gloves one time, like sheer gloves before they were even in style and I was like, dude, that was dope. And one time I feel like she wore these like boots that were like turned into pants. Ooh. And sometimes the housewives I think care more that they're like buying something expensive. Yeah. of like buying something expensive. Yeah, where she had like true New York City class. There is.

Because they're in style and designer. There's something to be said about like Northeast class versus like Southern California. Like. Sorry, that was so mean. And I hate to alienate an entire state. But the way women dress in New York day to day. Well, it's the fashion capital of the world.

So it's like, we're probably more experimental. We probably miss sometimes. But it's like we're trying to start trends we're like the trend it's a six hour time difference so the trend gets a little later. Yeah it's all about the time difference. But you love Salt Lake City's fashion. I love Salt Lake City fashion. So Meredith Marks has like a legit gorgeous jewelry company. Have you checked it out? No I haven't because I can't probably afford any of it. And you're gonna wanna buy all of it. But Meredith's style, I die for.

Like, I love it. She looks so different than when she was like a mom though. Did you see like the kids will post like, have you brought their mom and it was like her when the kids are like five and she looks like a normal human. And now she's just like, glamazon. And now she's just like glamazon. And now she's glamazon.

I mean, I think her and Lisa, like, I don't know how they're not getting in trouble for wearing like big fur's like, go off do whatever you want. But like some of their fur coats, I'm just like, that's an insane coat and I need it. So someone pitched the simple life like on Instagram. Oh, for Meredith and Lisa, which Paige and I have been manifesting for a while. We didn't say it out loud, so we weren't manifesting that well.

Paige, literally, you were mad. You will normally message me stuff on the download and have a penny and cheat. In the comments was like, not before me and Hannah. I want full Madison in Austin in that comment. I was like, bitch. They said that Lisa and Meredith should have real, like simple life like Paris and Nicole.

And I said, no. And then someone commented, totally blew us up Hannah. And they were like, yeah, but you and Hannah aren't rich. And I was like, facts. They're like, it makes sense if you guys worked at McDonald's. It's like cool.

They're like, you live in Trash in New York City. Yeah, and I was like, you're not wrong, man. You're not wrong. One more thing about Austin Madison, the craziest thing about all of them, of it is that they can easily get back together tomorrow. I mean, they're gonna get back together. They're gonna get back together 800 times. There's a no situation that they're not gonna get together.

I think that was all the front page news that I had. Oh my god, that's perfect timing because I totally forgot that we're doing a Christmas episode. And I want to wrap it up. We'll do advice next time and I love advice, but like I just want to know what you're doing this Christmas. Every time I come home, my mom has to call me the day before I come home to tell me everything I have to do when I get home. And it just makes me anxious. Like I don't like it. My dad yells at her. She calls me the other day and she goes, I just want to let you know. Like she's so passive aggressive.

But like she's my mom so she can pass. So I just want to let you know that you're waking up very, and she also laughs. She's like, I know I have this. She's like loving your torture. Very early on Christmas Eve because you have to vacuum. You have to go get a gift card for me. We need bagels for Christmas more. Like she's giving me this list. Where's what is her husband doing? So my dad and I are the workers. It's like we work for my mom. What is Gary doing?

for my mom. What is Gary doing? No. No. He's rest day. He has to do. He's resting. That is so typical. Time's finally.

The sun is the king. My mom would literally, I'd be eating spaghetti meatballs, and my brother would be coming the next day, and she'd be like, you're done. Leftovers are for Daniel. She would take me to my mouth for the whole. I was like, I keep growing woman. For sure.

As doesn't just get thick on itself. Thank God my brother doesn't like leftovers. I would be malnourished. I would not have made it past age seven. Like, I'm gonna be here. That is fucking insane that you get put to work. And now my comeback is, do you think when Paris Hilton goes home,

she has to vacuum the family room? She goes, wow. Well, she's subconsciously training you to be a domesticated queen when you have a family. However, I learned that if you just don't learn how to do things, then someone has to do it and it's not going to be you. Yeah. And usually I'll go to my dad and be like, can you do me a solid and like go do what mom has asked me to do? And like I have a rapture on my finger to this day. Love me so much.

Shout out to Paige Zad. I just had a flashback. Do you remember when Kendall Jenner on the Kardashians like got paid to like Bruce Jenner paid her to do a chore and then she paid someone else with that money to do like some like random little kid to do her job. She paid the gardener to walk the dog. She was walking the dog. I know exactly what senior talking about. Literally could tell you exactly what it is. Bruce wanted her to walk the bana and so she got the the the garden was walking a dog how long does that take like 10 minutes?

My dog is literally never Your little bit of associate about the release because like you have the cutest little dog polo Never on your Instagram never talking about her never showing her first of all he's a boy Polo is really overweight and I don't First of all, he's a boy. Polo's really overweight. And I don't open my eyes. Can you open it from it? Do you think Polo's ugly?

No, Polo has the cutest little baby face and I want to squeeze him. Do you think Polo's body's ugly? A thousand percent. He's so overweight. And I don't want people to think like my parents are bad dog parents like that they're just stuffing in.

No, they're Italian, they're stuffing in. They're also like, yeah, like there's pepperoni falling from everywhere in the home like you just can't You can't get away from it. It literally rains meatballs downstairs and the dogs just in heaven. We put chubby animals are adorable No, I love them. I'll put them on my Instagram show everyone. He was born to be famous Yeah, like I really don't really like animals. I I feel like you don't really like animals. I do, no, I love dogs, I'm a dog person, but I don't want it jumping and licking me

and shedding on me. I think if your dog sheds, I'm sorry, I don't fuck with that. That was my issue with dogs. I don't like petting a dog into my hand smells. Yeah, I hate that. So you need to get the cutest, the hyper-allergenic,

like your dog is gonna get groomed every week. Thousand percent, when I move apartments, I'm that. So like you need to get like the cutest of like hypoallergenic, like your dog is gonna get groomed every week. Thousand percent. When I move apartments, I'm gonna get a dog. And I said that to one of my guy friends and he looked at me and he goes, and I go, do you think I could not take care of it? And he goes just like the most annoying part

about like, hooking up with a girl sometimes is going back to her apartment and her having like, an annoying dog. And he was like, and I just don't want you to ever get in that situation. And I was like, so you think I'm a bad mom. But also like, if a guy doesn't want to fuck me because my Chihuahua keeps barking,

like he doesn't love me enough. And this is not meant to be. I want to hear Chihuahua, but like, a hairy one? Yeah, like I want to furry Chihuahua. That's what I call my vagina. Oh, I know, I know. You know what? No, I'm like, I like Chihuahua's with long hair.

I know what you're talking about. One of my girlfriends has one. They're cute. They are cute. But I heard someone could be assholes, but that's my vibe. So anyway, for Christmas, we do like seven fish. I don't like it.

I don't like when we do the seven fish. It's fine. I just feel like I'm always hungry. Wait, okay, because we do the seven fishes and I'm gonna just walk, okay, what's gonna happen today? Yeah, give me your version and I'll give you our. Okay, so you walk in and my Nana's all about spread. So like you obviously have to have the like,

matadel and tomato and then you have like, artichoke dips and just like, all these cheeses, like so it's all laid out. So you're ready can literally be full in 10 minutes if you make the wrong decision. Mm-hmm. Then, it makes clams.

It's kind of like you have to go in it with a game plan. Like, it's a marathon, full marathon, not a sprint and people are also, this is the hardest thing. People fuck with you. Like, your dad is gonna be like, oh, this is the hardest thing. People fuck with you. Your nat is gonna be like, oh, there's two more clams.

Hannah, can you finish the clam? Like, you're gonna try to fill you up. And you need to be smart, and you need to get out of the way. And just because one appetizer tastes good, you gotta just remember it is a fucking marathon. I also feel like more Americanized people, like, they're like Thanksgiving, it's like so crazy, we're gonna eat so much. Our Super Bowl is Christmas Eve.

You guys Thanksgiving is a literal, just piece of foreplay. For Thanksgiving's a joke, it's a literal joke. It's like a club sport, Thanksgiving is a club sport, and we are full professional on Christmas Eve. D1 then went pro. So then the baked clams come out, they're like a big, big baked clams. and we are full professional. I'm Chris. D1 then went pro. So then the baked clams come out.

They're like big, big baked clams. You put the lemon on it. And those baked clams are so fucking good. But this is still in the appetizer mode. Then is when we sit down. But like we're also drinking. We got poppins, eggnog, polo. People start getting a little frisky. And we start off with the angel hair fra dia below, like clam

and shrimp sauce. And it is like creamy, a little spicy. There's always extra sauce if you want. So like this is a full pasta, like a lot of pasta. Then after that is a shrimp scampi. So this is like tons of garlic, beautiful big shrimp, bread, so you're dipping. So this is already two entrees. Then comes, this is when you lose like, is it seven, is it three, is it twenty, just like a spread, like she, it's just tons of on aluminum foil, fried scallops, fried calamari, fried shrimp, fried squid, fried everything with a spicy sauce, and that's when you get into blackout mode. That's when you start seeing double, triple.

You're just starting to put things in your mouth and you don't, you're not even tasting it at this point. It's really just like, is this, am I gonna be able to swallow this? And then, and then that is always standing over your complaint and being like, oh, do you like this or you didn't like it? Do you wanna finish this? Who's gonna finish that?

Well, here's the craziest part too. While we're doing this, while we're stuffing our faces, the conversation is, so for brunch, yeah, I got this new bread, we're gonna do French toast but that, no one in my family talks like that but also they talk like that to other people, I feel like. And you're just like, you're like, brunch, and they're like, yes, my mom starts making brunch

like at the end of dinner. She's like, I gotta make Cam and cheese croquettes. Let me do it in an hour. It's huge. I'm like, this is now Thanksgiving, it's like a pie. A couple pies. Christmas, Christmas you got chumps. You have cheesecake.

There's pies too, of course. They make their way. Cookies, the sugar cookies. The lemon drop cookies, the fig cookies, the rainbow cookies. And then there's people that just drop things off. Like Johnny dropped off. Johnny dropped off, canole.

And you're like, who? Whatever, hand me one. Look at them, they give each other gifts. Then in the morning, when you're giving gifts, there's more cookies and more food and more alcohol. Yeah. So yeah, at this point, it's funny because if you told me like Hannah,

can you explain everything you eat? I can't because you literally can't even comprehend the actual amount. No, you can't. Okay, so we do the seven fish dinner. Then Christmas Day, my mom makes this insane brunch. Like it's the most insane branch, it's her. It literally is her little mix.

Like she thinks about this branch all year round and she crushes it. What's in it? I'm gonna, I'll do like, I'll do like a full post for Christmas. First of all, her table scape is unmatched. She does French toast. She makes her own ham and Swiss cro unmatched. She does French toast.

She makes her own ham and Swiss croissants. She's got bagels. She's got locks. She's got spreads. She does scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, full continental breakfast. She's heating it up. She has everything in those sterno things with the little fire underneath that it's eating. Like you want, do you think you're getting cold syrup?

Christmas morning? Fuck no, you're not. You're getting individualized, warmed up syrup at your place setting. I just envisioned like a fondue of maple syrup. No, literally. Little waterfall. Literally.

And you just have to like put your head in it and come out. Yeah, it's like we have an ice sculpture of like a pancake and it's just, no, it's crazy. My biggest piece of advice for surviving Christmas is like, napping and walking. Also, final question, what is your like Christmas movie or like entertainment

at the end of the night that you guys do? movie or like entertainment at the end of the night that you guys do. We usually just come home and like talk about because then it's just the four of us. Like my mom, dad and my brother. And we don't really watch a Christmas movie. We like talk about everything that happened at Christmas dinner. They could know that I could do. But we like, we got it. It's not going well.

She really let herself go. You're like, what did they get you? Stop. Stop. I love that. I just asked you that because I don't even know if people do that a little entertainment, but we always watch it's a wonderful life.

Oh, I love that Christmas movie. My dad loves that movie and it's so emotional and dramatic, but it's like I can only handle it once a year. So if you want a Christmas movie to watch, watch it's a wonderful life. It is incredible. They say that when it was out, it like didn't do that well in theaters and then it like became like a phenomenon later on. Anything else before we wrap? I think that was all I had today. Guys, this was our Christmas episode. We love you guys so much.

Happy holidays, happy holidays, I would say. Yeah, happy holidays. Oh yeah, I did post a shirtless. Oh yeah, we just want your opinion. I love it. You're just fist bumped. When your tits are out. My tits are never out.

You know what actually happened, the story behind that. I know. You chat room has decided I'm like the sex Correspondent because I'm like the young millennial chat room didn't decide that the whole world Messaged days before filming and they go hey, we need like a Christmas thirst trap from you and I'm like I don't and you're like say less. Let me take my time I just I was like I don't. And you're like, say less. Let me take my stuff. So I just, I literally was like,

I don't know what to do. It took my top off. I'm gonna be kicked out of the neighborhood soon, but it was actually kind of fun. Like I've never done a top of shoot like that. There was just Hamptons women's, like with their Chanel bags walking past. They were like, what's that?

I actually almost texted to you because I had a little nip slap in it. And I was gonna have you edit it out for me. And then I was like, she's definitely like driving it out for me. And then I was like, she's definitely like driving or something right now and I just was like, I'll. You're like, that's fine, I'll put a Christmas tree over. So anyway, thank you for enjoying my thoughty thirst.

It really does. Christmas trot. And I'm excited to see what outfits you bring to the holiday. To the year. We're not in the near episode yet. Okay. The holiday, I'm probably not gonna like really go crazy

because it's at my own home. And I will be wearing probably Giggly Squad merch just if there's anyone in my family who didn't order it, I can shame them. But yeah, guys, we're dropping our new collection shortly. And I don't know if we're gonna keep this one up. We're still deciding. So if you are on the fence with getting gear, get it.

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