Giggly Squad - Giggling about world tour dates, guys cheating, and parasite cleanses

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Okay, I don't even have an introduction to this one because our tour dates, well that's hard to say tour toward dates, just dropped and I'm piddling myself. Sorry, the word piddling just really got me. I had a reaction I didn't think I was going to have. Well, so I guess our pre-sale tickets go on sale the same time as Taylor Swift. And I'm not saying that like she's a manifesting queen, but like real recognize is real. People message us like, oh no, it's the same time as Taylor.

And I said, you know what? That's not a problem. No. It's not. We will make it work. Yeah. We support other women. We do.

And you know what? If it sells out, we're adding another show. Right. I don't think she could just like add new stadium dates, but we'll add another theater for you guys. Which is fun about Giggly Squad, because like we put out tour dates, and then we see like how quickly they sell out,

and if that city, like if they're gonna, the gigglers are gonna burn it to the ground, if we don't add another night, so that's what we typically do. So we leave a couple nights free in case like you start to riot. Yeah, so we do a little two a day action, but let me announce the dates page.

Okay. We're going to Durham, North Carolina. Sure are. Then we're going to Charlotte, North Carolina. Then we're going to your boys Charleston, South Carolina. And Houston, Texas. Dallas, Texas. Then Denver, Colorado. Do are we going to do all the shows in a Southern accent? We were just in Atlanta go bulldogs. Um, oh my god, and we did basically half the show in a Southern accent

We did realize that if we stop saying you guys and we start saying y'all we save so many seconds of our lives. Yeah, so much time We have Phoenix, Arizona San Diego,, California, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I don't know what that accent is. Hogi. Huntington, Huntington, New York. Minneapolis, Minnesota, go take some pictures. And Chicago. I feel annoyed. I dated a lot of people from Huntington, New York. a lot of people from Huntington, New York. Really? I think so. Anyhow. It's a beautiful town with clearly hot guys.

OK, so Atlanta was truly feral. No, Atlanta was so absolutely insane. Everybody was blacked out. We know when, OK, we will do the show. And then the show will be over. And then Hannah and I will go in our green room. And we'll kind of talk about we will do the show and then the show will be over and then Hannah and I will go in our green room and we'll kind of talk about how we think the show went. But we really don't know how the show went until people that are working at the venue have to come and tell us.

And it's all men, typically it's all men that work at the venues. And multiple of them came back and said, they were scared. They were legitimately scared for their lives. They were like, we've never seen a crowd like this. This has been so chaotic. We had to get extra security because y'all are crazy. They said, we don't have a men's bathroom anymore.

The girls have taken it over. And I felt like it was mean girls. The junior girls have gone wild. Like, they gave me the best gone wild. Security guards and the sound guys, they're beginning to like, so what do y'all do? You just like prance around and plant tailors with. What do y'all do?

And we're like, basically, yeah, that is what we do. That the end, they're like, you guys were like, you were like funny. Also, I think everyone taught me where girls know job. I think every guy that worked there, he was like, oh, I've seen you before perform. And we were like, that's actually not us,

but white girls, we got it. I go with it. I'm like, yes you did. Yes, yes. Thank you for being a longtime fan. No, but I used the word feral because a gigler literally DM me and apologize. She said she was truly feral at the show.

She was like, I didn't eat enough beforehand. Gaglers, if you need some toast in between, we will bring you some toast because we had to warn them at one point. We're like, guys, someone in Philly broke a collarbone. You have to drink some water in between shots. When they start doing the bulldog chant, I got scared. Philly was by far our craziest crowd.

And we had gone, we've gone other places since Philly Boston's Pretty Nuts too. Nothing has top it at Lanna. Atlanta is truly one of a kind. Philly was our fault though, because we pretty much, it was like our first show, we're still figuring out what content we wanted to do and we did like a full three hours. So those girls, anyone would have blacked out.

Okay, you got a show. So in a way the live shows are lit. We love you guys so fucking much and we're so excited to take America by storm. Our North American tour. Yeah, we have been getting some questions about Ireland. You guys know we are a European podcast so we will be going there. storm. Our North American tour. Yeah, we have been getting some questions about Ireland. You guys know we are a European podcast, so we will be going there. And we get so many about Canada, which we're working on. So it's not like we've just forgotten about Canada. So if you guys are listening, and it's Tuesday morning, at 10 a.m. use the code Giggly in our link in bio to buy tickets before they go on sales of masses.

I highly recommend you do it. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Okay. What's going on? Um, not to say that we're psychics or anything, but did you see that Pete Davidson and Emily Radikowski spotted out in Brooklyn all over each other? Yeah, it does.

Tell me about it. And I was like, we definitely called it on Gagley. That's so weird because Craig is the one that told me about it. And he pronounced, well, he just had to say Emily. I don't think he said the rest of her name, but I was hoping he'd mispronounce it so we can make it a thing. It wasn't Gigi Hadid. I was like, yeah, we called it.

But then I was like, did we call it or did everyone in the world call it? Who didn't see this coming? Here's the thing that's so nuts about the Pete Davidson phenomenon. It's like if there's a hot girl who is like, I mean, I don't even know how to categorize celebrities anymore.

You know how it used to be like, A-list, B-list. I feel like since social media, it's so different. So I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say Pete or Emily are A-list, but are they? They're A-list for pop culture. It's Julia Foxx, she's A-list for pop culture. They're very hot right now, but Emily's actually been hot for like a while. Yeah, but like for example Julia Foxx Has been in one movie dated one guy. Yeah, but she's more interesting and relevant than like George Clooney

Totally totally a Brad Pitt even like Anne Hathaway. I know Anne Hathaway is actually like. No way, no. No, Anne is having a moment. She is, but I'm more interested in Julia Fox because Julia Fox, people are fucking loving her because she just goes on her phone and says all these like hot takes and like really probably high opinions.

Yeah, I think that. That no celebrity has ever given us. Here's the other thing all of her hot takes We've talked about on giggly squad. She definitely is a giggle. So I feel like we like we could Imagine we had a dinner Julia Emily me and you How far that would be are you drinking a monster energy drink? Are you a 23 year old name chat? Is your name Tristan? Oh, delicious fat. I had nothing in my refrigerator,

and I needed something other than water, and Craig always drinks these stupid rehab monster tea and lemonade. So it basically tastes like an iced tea, but you know when you're like, you need something to drink, but you don't want to drink water. No, that's literally all I do. I don't drink water.

Today, I was like, does I have a headache? And he's like, you worked out this morning, you haven't drink any water. I go, I walked on the treadmill for 30 minutes at a three in class. I was gonna say,

subtle flex. So you wanted to just try less that you worked out this morning. Well, it does is here. So I was like, we's back after like traveling. So I woke up like early because I was kind of excited because there was another person in my apartment. It's my apartment.

And I was trying to impress them. And I was like, should we work out the gym? Because I've changed in the last two weeks. I'm like a really driven person. You're different. Yeah. And he was like, let's go. And he got me a guest pass to Equinox. We go in. I'm like a really driven. You're different. Yeah. And he was like, let's go. And he got me a guest pass to Equinox.

We go in, I'm walking in the treadmill. And he's like, when are you gonna work out? And I go, babe, this is my workout. And he's like, you used to play division, what? How dare he? How dare he? And then I go to stretch, because obviously I need a stretch. And then I was on my phone for 10 minutes,

because that's what's stretching. That's how you stretch. And then I was like, I'm gonna go. And he was like, you use, it's a $50 guest pass. You use $20 of it. That's not how it works. He goes, not how it works. Honestly, I'm overstimulated by all the rich people in this place.

And I want to go home. I hate gyms. Like, I, my gym and my building is the only thing I would ever go to because it's not that big. There's never anyone. But like after something happened to me after quarantine that like shall not ever go to a crowded gym or a workout class. I almost have like a phobia of it. I've been working out my entire life and I've done like every single workout

you could possibly imagine. And I feel insecure when I go to gyms of like how I'm using the weights or like what, you know, plank some doing. So I can't imagine how someone feels. If they've never done sports or done workouts before who's attempting to start like I said Jim's are toxic. No, I don't want to ever go to one ever again. I will never go to one ever again. But and then there's the gyms that are like we're not judging and they give pizza outside and I'm like that's a

multi-level marketing scheme though. Yeah, because you're just obviously keeping me coming back. For pizza, but anyway back to Pete and M. Pem. I just think she's doing single so Correct. Well, I hope they're not official. No, they're definitely not official like who really even knows what's going on with Brad Pitt You spotted out with someone else making out with him like she's doing I think what Girls have a hard time doing. I know I used to have a hard time doing this when I was single, keeping it very casual with like each person and just going out and literally only focusing on having fun. The way you do it is literally taking out any fairy tale in your head, and instead of

fantasizing how you're going to run away and live with this man forever and have a family, fantasize that you're going to hook up with the hottest guys in the city and have so much fun and show them off that you've hooked up with this hot guy. And treat them like they're objects. Even though I hate the male species like other than my dad, I will commend them on being way better than us at living in the moment. Well it's because they have so simple minded. So simple minded, they don't see big picture and they don't like think about things other than like what's happening to them right now but I feel like they're good at not fantasizing

about things in relationships so they can navigate easier like it's easier for them emotionally to date multiple people than it is for us. Yeah because they're just like oh you're pretty oh you're pretty. Oh, you're pretty. Oh, I like you, but you're like squirrels. But I do think when they do find the person they like, they fall really fucking fast. Right. And you know if it's you or not. You know immediately. No, like you do. I could literally, like, in my head, convince myself that a garbage can is gonna be the love of my life and make me happy forever if I want to. Like, I can make anyone in my head, see my amazing.

Same. And that's a skill. Oh my God. That is a skill. Put it on your LinkedIn. And that's creative writing. And that. And that improv.

And so come to our improv class that we will be hosting because that's an art form. It's so bad but I do think I started doing better when I would meet someone and I'd be like I could never marry them but I still you want to fantasize about something. So I literally fantasize being like, he's so tall, he's so cute, and he likes me. But like, I would never marry him. My mom would be like, do not introduce me to this rod. I wish that half the guys I dated really were what I've made them in my head. Because in my head, I believed in them so much to like get there and like be that person but they just never are or never will be. I wouldn't even know who they were because I was so busy like

pretend they were someone else yeah like I wouldn't even listen to them when they talk I just feel like they're perfect and he'd literally be like, I just killed 10 people. And I'm like, I love how his eyebrows move when he talks. I don't know about Pete. I mean, it's fun and entertaining for us. But like, I believe celebrity couples should be like for real happiness like Dally Parton. She's been married for 100 years.

We've never even seen her husband. And. Right. I feel like if you're posting, She's been married for a hundred years. We've never even seen her husband and right I feel like if you're posting Not that either of them posted, but I do feel like if you're hanging out in the middle of Williamsburg making out Right, that's my thing. That's my thing like if you're Doing things that like but also okay, should they not live their lives just because They're like in the public eye?

Like make out in an apartment. Right. Why are you making out in the middle of one of the busiest areas of all of New York City? If you've only had sex two times, nothing should be posted on the internet about your relationship. If I had a dollar. His PR hit up her PR. Their managers were like, does Pete think Emily's pretty? And he's like, yeah, he has eyes.

And then they're like, do they like Pete's unique funny? She's like, sign me the fuck up. She's also not just like getting a new boyfriend or something. She also has a child now. So I couldn't imagine how that plays into your dating life. Like, that's so stressful for her. You know, like I will say much Julia Fox. Julia Fox is a child.

Like I would be so much more stressed out about, I think I'd be better at dating. You're probably so much better at dating because you're now not just thinking about you. You're thinking about this small little human that like this person is also going to be affected by. So your radar is probably so much lower for some bullshit. Like where you're just like, fuck, get the fuck out of here. Or you want a guy even more because you feel like holy shit. My life would be better if I had more of like a family structure like help that you might

project onto more people that they're good. But I don't know, I've never had a kid. Okay, well someone woke up. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I just woke up from an out. I'm being kind of a bitch this episode. You're like actually, actually, someone who's never had children.

I, what do you think about Jizelle and her jujitsu instructor? Someone said she was dating another football player. Okay, well, she was spotted owl. Craig and I actually just got into, like, a fight about this. She was spotted owl within Costa Rica with her jujitsu instructor and he said, oh, girls are the worst they move on so quickly. And I was like, and he was, okay, take it back and take it back. Take it back because Tom Brady was wrong in this scenario.

And then I said, I said, I doubt she's dating this jujitsu instructor. Her kids probably like take his class. She's taken his class and her kids probably like take his class, she's taken his class and her kids probably like like him. Also, we don't know when the relationship went sour, she could have felt lonely the last four years and that's not fast to move on. Not fast to move on, but also I was like she's probably not even dating this person because she just went from like Tom Brady, she had to do everything in the relationship in NFL star. She's probably, she's going through a divorce

between she's cutting her money, she's like get all of her money, they obviously had a prenup, but like whatever. And she's gonna date someone that's like stable for her. And also I don't know if she would date a random jujitsu instructor and immediately introduce her and he's and then Craig was like, jujitsu skills. Craig was like, would you not date a jujitsu instructor? And I was just like, I once dated a jujitsu instructor. We're like, wait a second.

And let me tell you something. He was one of the hottest men in New York City I'm like, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

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She's gonna be seen out with like super wild people that she's gonna be seen out with like very low key people. I don't actually even see her getting remarried. I see her just like living her life, and I don't see her dating another athlete. I agree. I also think that there's still this horrible stereotype though where like Pete Davidson could be seen with like five different women in one month Were like as the women they still have to be like selective of like like if M. Rod is out with like four other guys this month

They're gonna talk shit about her. Right. I mean, I want to know how M. Roddo is like meeting all these people I was single in New York for years. I didn't have four dates in one week. What happened? She on. It's PR. It's literally managers hitting each other up. I mean, it is a little reality TV-esque where it's like they live their private lives, but they put certain things out there to the public and they decide. And I guess they mutually decide if they are a similar amount of fame. It's literally like an Instagram collab. Like two people with a similar amount of followers are like, I'm willing to hang out with you and go to an event and take a photo with you.

It's literally that. It's so funny because I think about this all the time. Like if Kreg and I were to break up, like one would I, like would I want it to be out there that I was dating someone else? Or would I, like not else or what I like not. And I think the latter.

I think that like no one would ever know who I was dating until like a year later. Someone commented on one of my pictures and was like, you only post like you and I. Like did you and Craig break up? He didn't even wish you a happy birthday. And I was just like Because he did it in real life and then I had an actual friend DM me and be or text me But like did you and Craig break up? You never post him and I said that's because I'm de-centering men from my life They also wait this same person asked if you and Des were still married and I responded We are de-centering men from our life and he said, wow, love that.

But imagine, you post something with Craig and then the whole internet has a thought about it. Do we like what Paige wore? Do we like how they're holding each other? Do they pass the Green Line test? Do you believe in this Green Line test, though? I mean, you guys are on a around reality show people watch it there but that doesn't mean that they need to actually see like your personal life day to day. No. But it's hard because they get it somehow so they're kind of like why can I get it here but it's you just like having some boundaries with your life. Also when I started dating Craig we

kept it a secret for five months. Also we talk about everything on Giggly Squad because it's the real ones recognize real. Speaking of hating men, because they're the worst, are you taught, when you wrote in the Giggly Squad notes, is this from TikTok, where it's like a trend of what guys did while they were cheating? Yeah. Wait, I've only seen like one or two,

and I was like, is this about to be like a crazy trend that everyone's gonna start doing? Cause then I was trying to think of like what mine were. Okay, explain it. So women are basically saying things my dude did while he was cheating on me. And they're like, gave me hundreds of flowers every Monday. Yeah, like crazy thing.

Me, my dog, and my name. Like bought me a car, got me bags. Yeah. Posted me on his Instagram every single week. Kind of nutty. And these are the things, it goes back to our original thing about like paragraph captions and stuff. I'm like, you're overcompensating.

And people have different reasons for overcompensating. Sometimes it's cheating. Sometimes they just hate the person. Yeah. And it made me think, because I've never known any of my long-term boyfriend stuff cheated on me, like we never ended a relationship because someone cheated on me.

Got it, wow. And none of those guys have ever been like, an over-the-top affectionate person. Like those relationships, they were never big on social media with me, they never bought me really big gifts, and I think that's just like a kind of dude. It's so funny because I have been cheated on multiple times, and we have broken up over it, and they still didn't do like extra-vigages. And I'm like, wait a second, wait a damn minute here.

Like I knew because like I just am so intuitive and then I'd also go through their phones. You look just to get receipts. Just to get formal screen shot. Back it up. Back it up. You know the deal. Cheating can happen in so many ways,

but I do think it's a form of like, why is someone love bombing you right now? And I'm not saying like, oh, your boyfriend that gives you no compliments and like doesn't treat you well, is not cheating so you should love him. That's not what I'm saying. But I feel like it went up to cheating.

When I got cheated on mine, we're very like, I would always think like, okay, if my friend called me right now and told me everything that I'm currently experiencing, what would my response be to her? And it would be like, you dumb bitch, he's fucking cheating on you. And that's how I would always like,

my brain would go from like, okay, but I love him so much and maybe, and like making up excuses to being like, okay, I'm so done with this guy. And like, I'm gonna tell him, like I obviously know you're cheating on me. It is wild though, and I think it's important for people to see,

because a lot of these guys who love bomb, like, are so bad, and it reminds me of the TikTok that you sent me, where the girl's like, I can get love bumps so easily. Like a guy in two minutes says, you're the most beautiful amazing human I've ever met. And I'm like, finally, this guy gets it. This guy fucking gets it.

I've been trying to tell all of y'all for months that I am the best and this guy got it in two days. It is true. I'm so easy to love bomb, because I'm just like, hello, you're so smart. I am the funniest human you've ever met. It's funny because the worst guy ever dated. Mm-hmm. Did my first date compliment me the most. I was in like he had a line He was like you're so naturally pretty and he was a monster. Yeah, my worst boyfriend ever

monster. Yeah. My worst boyfriend ever always would tell me like you're so funny. You're literally the funniest person. And it would counteract everything he did because no one ever I feel like ever gave me that recognition in terms of like a boyfriend and I fucking loved it. And I would like hold hold onto it. Are you kidding me? I would have married that man. Really? Kidnap butter and I never saw organ and I'd be like, you think I'm funny? It was like, wow, you really know timing and you're so quick.

This guy sees me, he sees me. When Craig came home for the weekend with me for my birthday My dad just like thinks that everything I could ever do is just Elite the best iconic literally. He is lady god. God describing me like never been done before my dad asked for a fan photo with me You know That was so cute And so I like was on watch what happens live my dad, I guess, keeps watching it.

Like figured out how to do on demand. Like my mom said she'll wake up in the middle of the night and he'll be up watching it. And he asked Craig if Craig watched me on it. And Craig was like, no, I don't watch any of the reality stuff. You would have thought he shot my dad in the heart. My dad was like, what's wrong with you?

Like legitimately, the fuddle, like couldn't grasp. He was like, but she's so funny. And she looked so good. And what are you doing that you haven't watched her and complimented her, like can't understand how he's not like, and that's why I really will never get married, because there is no man on the planet that will ever compare to the way my dad loves me, and it's really stunting me.

Like, it's hard to date, because I'm like, um, my dad thinks it's perfect and amazing, so maybe you should call him, talk about it. My dad has all my tennis trophies all around his desk. Yeah, because he's so proud. This reminds me of I've been doing this stand-up bit where I'm talking about how there's no other bonding with your boyfriend's mom then when you both break the seal and realize you can talk shit about her son.

There's nothing like it. The moment you start being like, does he always, and she's like, yeah. And it starts with a look. It starts with a look. Yeah, you both, like he does something you both look, and she's like, and then you're like, wait, I love her. Yeah, the best is when they're not like people try to make it like moms are always like He's mine. No, these moms will be like bitch. I tried you could try. It's not gonna work. I hope I hope He's better for you and then someone messaged me and they were like the thing with moms is they're like I'm forced to love him

You chose it which makes you a dumb bitch. And then when you, oh my God, I once broke up with a guy. And then I get a text like a week later from his mom being like, hey, are you gonna come over for like our birthday celebration? And I text him, I say, why is your mom texting me about this? And he goes, I'm afraid to tell her about the breakup. I go, stop. Well, I'm not, I'm not telling her.

Stop it. I would have gladly not, I'm not telling her. Stop it. I would have gladly told her. And this is why. And I wish you the best of luck with him. I once had a boyfriend in high school, and honestly, what kept me in the relationship months longer than I should have was because his parents were fucking amazing and they loved me.

And I couldn't have another family. And I couldn't bring. family. And I couldn't be the worst part of it. Oh, easily the worst part of it. And I couldn't bring that current boyfriend to my prom because he had a lacrosse game or something like a sectional lacrosse. Like it was a big one. He couldn't miss it for my prom. And my boyfriend wanted me to bring one of his friends or something. Like someone he knew wasn't gonna like me.

And I in my head was like, I'm not fucking doing that. And I was at his house one day, and the mom pulled me into the kitchen by ourselves, and she said, hey, I just wanna let you know something. This is your junior prom, and I want you to find the best looking, most fun date that you know something. This is your junior prom, and I want you to find the best looking, most fun date that you can bring, and I want you to go and have the best time ever.

And I was like, oh my God. And I literally brought this guy that I had a crush on for years. I brought this guy that I had a crush on for years, years, years. Brought him to my prom, next day broke up with my boyfriend and started dating this new guy and we dated for like four years. It was my favorite ex-boyfriend. He ended up telling me that I had to talk with a mom before and she was like,

blah, blah, blah, blah. I got it. Like, Ron. No, like, save yourself. I'm safe. They will still text me randomly. Like, we both love cats or like, we both. I'm safe. They will still text me randomly. We both love cats, or we both love the same team. I used to golf with her.

Or we both have the similar sense of humor. She'll send me memes. But I do have a theory that guys sometimes will like a girl who's similar to their moms. Absolutely. And I've dated a lot of guys who have moms who are similar than me. I've never dated a guy with a quiet, meek kind of mother.

Yeah, I would say mine are definitely split, where I'm very similar to the mom, or the mom just straight up. I really only dated one guy where I knew the mom straight up did not like me. And I would always try and get her to like like me and then one day I was just like I don't like you bitch. Like you're the problem not me and your son is a fucking psycho so it's obviously your family not mine.

Okay. So let's leave it at that. I don't want you to like me. It's not me, it's you. Honestly if I ever saw that mom walking down the street, I would pull a charlotte york and be like, I cursed the day your son was born, like, awful, the worst.

Eight, I was thinking about like, if I ever have a son one day, I'm literally putting him in feminist theory classes every day. I do think because our generation, I feel like has changed so many stigmas that our sons will just inherently be better men than the men we deal with right now. Yes. For sure.

Yeah, because all the old creepy ones are dying out. Right. And it's like, you don't touch a girl unless she said that you can touch her. Like that's a little. Well, yeah. People used to grow up literally being like, watch out. Boys just get like a little crazy. Like you don't want to tempt them instead of being like, hey guys, don't just touch a girl's tip.

Unless you ask her and she says that's okay. Instead it's like girls, don't worry, spig any shops in school. The men might just pull their dick out. What was that? Like the whole like boys will be boys. Like does that mean you literally can just take your dick out whenever you want?

Like I didn't never got that term. Even as a child that used to annoy me. Like I'd be like, but what does that mean? And people would just be like, boys will be boys. And I'm like, what? What? I went to a public school where the dress code

was like no spaghetti straps and I can't wear short shorts. And I was a tomboy. I walked in one day with a baggy shirt and like 10 of shorts from the D-dice. Yeah, let's say. And I got yelled at and I was like very upset. I was like, these are like 10 of shorts. I'm going to practice after this

and they were like, they're too short and they were not that short. And I remember feeling so weird but it's like. I'm going to practice after this. And they were like, they're too short. And they were not that short. And I remember feeling so weird, but it's like, they literally are trying to sexualize it. Like I was like showing my thighs too high. How old are you? 11. That's like sixth grade going to practice.

No, that's like so comfy. Well, you were uniforms, but they had this whole like, if you put your hands down, it has to be like past your fingers or something. And I had such long arms so I'd have to pull my shoulders up. I had such long arms and I was like my skirt's gonna be longer than everyone else's mom like this is not fair. And your fingers are like as long as your arms so. I always rolled my skirt. I always got lunch to touch in because my skirt was too short and I stick by it. So anyway, we're rooting for P-D-M. So, look, very short.

Good luck, guys. So happy. I actually wanted to do a quick segment. Like we always do this, but I wanted to organize it. This is a new thing, Giggler's. Basically, saying, I'm going to try calling calling it like is it a vibe where we come up with like what's trending right now if we really like it or not like TikTok trends what the hot girls are doing do we actually think it's legit

what's with the putting gold under your face and then the concealer over that gold what I haven't even seen this one. People literally are putting like gold highlighter? Like literal gold. Like it looks like gold cover up. Well, the only, I have not seen those TikToks yet, but the only thing I could think of is like, certain colors, like will color correct.

So maybe it helps if you have dark circles under your eyes, because you know how you can put green. But they're putting it all over their face, then they're putting their foundation and concealer over that. It's like a prep. Yes. That is like shiny.

Yes. Oh, I think that's a vibe. Yes. I'm annoyed. Like how many layers to the cake do we need? One. Mm-hmm. Two, it's kind of like,

I think it's just so extra, it's too much. Also, I am oily skin, so it gets me scared that I'd look like a pizza. I just think it's like tin man-esque. I have a Becca Cosmetics. It's like an illuminator and it's like a primer and it does make your skin a little bit like dewy, so that when you do put your foundation on, it looks better. So let's agree to disagree on this one.

I just think it's capitalism. Okay. Okay. Okay. I've wanted to use that TikTok sound so bad. Like capitalism really popped off today, ladies. Okay. And showing something you bought.

Okay. The capitalism is shaking. Thank you. Capitalism lose rent free in my brain. Okay, I have some trend that I like. Okay. Oversize race car jackets. Okay, okay. I agree.

Like a moto. Motos, yeah. Yes, like a vintage leather moment. I think that's a vibe too. Do you have one? Did you get one? No, but I think I, there's like a cheap one on Amazon. It's like 50 bucks.

I was looking at. Get it, try it out. See if you like it. I just feel like coats take up so much space in my closet. So I'm a little less like quick to buy. Don't even get me started because I cleared out my fucking coat closet and gave it to Craig. Made it Hannah, made it so nice, like Susie's fucking homemaker. I got two shoe racks, put them on the bottom, hung up all his shoes, hung up every single article

of clothing he had in my pocket. You're too good to him. Put it in the closet, organized it from shirts to long sleeves, to button-ups, to sweatshirts. Anywho, so I get to do this whole closet and I have nowhere for my coats. So... Do you remember a little, and you just had one coat?

It's like this, your winner coat. Oh, you never looked at that. Oh god, no. Actually, that's my stay. I have a winner coat. No, I have like, I have one winner coat. Yes, for New York City, like when it snows, I do have like that one winner coat.

But no, I could only show that I loved fashion when I was little through my coats. Oh yeah, because you were the only one. I wore you before. So that's like match your outfit. Yeah, so I'd be like, what coat should I wear today? And that was like my excitement. I do have to say when I moved into Desi apartment,

he had like kind of a bigger closet and a tiny closet. And I came in, brought in my big dresser, took over the big closet, and I read just how is the little car? That's all they need, it's all they need. I mean, he's accumulated a lot of clothes. They also, they never throw away. Well, this is my college t-shirt.

Finally, not to cause drama, but there is a parasite cleanse going around that's really grinding my gears. Okay, tell me. There's this trend that people are like, I'm doing a parasite cleanse and I shot a worm. And they just go excited. Why is that specifically pissing you off? Because you want to try it? It's pissing me off because if there was a real problem,

like everyone should know about it. Why is it this niche trend? And then you realize that it's just like people tricking you that if you do this, you should out of worm. But that worm is not the reason you're hungry all the time. It's probably natural to have that worm. And none of these girls after they shit the worm act differently. Excuse me. They're not like, oh my god, I'm a different person now. Miss who wanted to go get a colonic two weeks ago and was like, we should definitely go

do that. It's the same fucking thing. It's the same thing. You're like, I want to go get a colonic because like, I feel like I won't be as bloated. My stomach won't hurt. It's the same thing. I want you to do a parasite cleanse. No, please. Do it as well. So like, I feel like I'm going to die and I keep shitting out worms. When does this are feeling better? And then you keep checking their account. And then it just they start posting outfits. And I'm like, what happened with the

worm? checking their account and then it just they start posting outfits and I'm like what happened with the worm? I have a friend, I have a friend that did a pair of cyclones. This is probably like a couple years ago and like told all of our friends that she was doing it and I texted her on the side and I was like hey, I want the picture of the worm and she's like you're so fucking disgusting because nobody else like wanted to see it and disgusting. Because nobody else wanted to see it. And I was like, no, I want to see what the fuck comes out of you. It was disgusting.

She sent me a picture about it. Okay, but my question is, did she feel better after and for how long? I don't know, this was years ago. Like, if something changed my fucking life, I would be yelling it from the rooftops. I would literally go on CNN and be like, everyone needs to do this. I wouldn't be like a niche TikTok trend. I just

think capitalism at its finest. Gosh darn capitalism at it again. I think that there's like a spectrum. I think that yes, everybody has parasites in their large intestines. That's just like, yeah, you eat shit all day long. That is contaminated. Some of them are probably healthy because they eat other bad things that are inside of you, but I think sometimes it gets to a point where you have to get them out. Sorry I was just laughing. I thought about the quote, I got 99 problems but parasite ain't what.

I think we should do a parasite cleanse. I have so many problems and parasites are the least of them. Yeah, you eat one thing and then you, your stomach gets bloated. That's not normal. But like, it's normal to me. Okay. Okay.

Also, I feel like a, why aren't doctors recommending this? Because it's like... Natural pathic? Yeah, it's like Eastern medicine, I feel like. Right? We're Western. Okay, well, add it to the list of stuff I need to do that. Just, you know what, this is why the patriarchy is still in power.

Because men are living in the moment, taking photos with them, Roda, and we're fucking causing ourselves to shit worms. We're like, do you think that's too many worms in my large intestine? Maybe that's the problem. Like, why aren't men doing parasite cleanse? Why hasn't one man done a parasite cleanse on TikTok?

Literally, we all just lay in bed, and we're like, maybe it's time to deworm. I don't know, maybe that's my issue. I think this is classic, your life is not going that well, and you're like, this will fix everything. I got in that mood all the time. If I should not have Worm,

everything's gonna change for me. That's what I do with my therapist. And my life is in shambles. Do you think this hour will fix it? She's like, it's not how it works, but I'll listen to you. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it, but I'm only doing it with you.

I'm not leaving myself alone with the wolves. You're not leaving me for dead with these worms. Easy, I think it's like we take vitamins for seven days. We can do that while we never take our birth control, but like we can try and do that. I'll do that though. I'll remember that. Who do you think will shut out a bigger worm?

I don't know, but I'm so down to do this with you. We have to place a bet. We'll have the giggler's place bet. I've always wanted to g-worm myself. I really have a thought about it. But what if it's like you need those worms to have the right balance of bacteria? Okay, so that's what my mom says.

She's like, you want to do so much to your body that you're going to end up making yourself sick. But I want to try it. She's the reason that I didn't go get a colonic because she was like, you're going to fuck yourself up. That's what my mom said too. She goes, no one needs a colonic. It's a ripoff.

That's like girls having a seven-time step night time skincare routine while men are just washing their face with poop water. And they have the most gorgeous flawless, no poor skin I've ever seen. Craig asked me a legitimate question the other week and said, how do you wash your face in the sink? I said, get out of my room.

He's like, no, seriously. Do all girls just know how to wash their face in the sink? How do you not get the water all over? And I just I didn't say I couldn't say anything because I didn't know what to say. Oh my god, you should do this with Craig. There's a trend going around where you ask your boyfriend on TikTok if he washes his butt in the shower. Craig would get so mad at me if I asked that. And apparently most apparently. They don't.

They don't. Most guys say no. Most guys say no. And most people, do you use a washcloth in the shower? No. See, I do. But I get right in there. I'm always in there.

Like, I have a grip. I think though because I'm shaving everything all the time. I'm in there. I'm up there. It's also like you're you're wiping your vagina like why would you not go to right next door you know. I mean yeah because it's you flow. You have to start with the vagina and that and that I learned from my UTI days. You don't go from the butt to the vagina, go from vagina to butt. Never. You never go the other way.

That's a UTI going to happen. You're giving yourself a UTI. Do you know often people message me tips for not getting a UTI to send to you? I get messages, high UTI queen and I'm just like, how did that That's is that a new shirt Would people wear shirt that says you know I would wear it to bed. I totally would

Maybe we're mind you to pee. Oh God any who wait What before we end or like go into I'm sure you have some documentaries Netflix From scratch to yourself a fucking favor Hannah. I need I'm you talk shit about it initially take it back. Did I? When I apologize and take it back at the live show you said I'm too up you said I'm too up so Zen and I could do without it How dare you live show page is a different version, okay? I'm on my Justin Bieber shirt when I'm upstage. The adrenaline's pumping so much.

You don't even know what you're saying. Because two episodes in, I was like, what? Yeah, I can predict the end. Obviously, this is going to happen. I already know I'm not, I'm not getting super sad. And then something just like takes over your body and it's Zoe Saldana's acting. And you're just like, what's happening?

I'm, look, I can't explain it to you like how I really feel like I don't have the words. I don't cry specifically at movies or television shows really ever because I know that it's fake. I know that I'm watching something on TV so I don't really get that emotionally invested. I also know that I like to have a good cry, but recently I can't get myself to that point

to have like a sobbing cry. So I'm watching this show. I started on an airplane. I get to Charleston, Craig's not home. I watch the entire season. When I tell you I'm making noises. I'm not crying like my ears, like my eyes are... No, I'm, I had to get up.

I started coughing. I had to pause it. I had to go into the kitchen, get a drink and remind myself that this is not me, I don't live there. Like that's not how. Did you try looking the mirror and cry and be like, oh my god, my lips look so pretty right now? Okay, I did have to pee, so I naturally glance for myself

and I was like, oh my god, I do love my lips when I cry. I do think it's- You don't even put a surgery lady's just sob. Oh my god, I do love my lips when I cry. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it.

You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it.

You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do make it. You do Because it's about an Italian family. I said, who else can I tell Nana? Nana! She goes, she goes, page texted me a whole paragraph. I go, she's never texted me a paragraph ever.

I was like Mrs. Burner, please watch the show. It's about an Italian family. You're gonna love it. Your mom was like, uh, done and done. She went, done, done, done. She's already watched it. I told my mom, she was like, um, old news, watched it, cried the whole time. This is my thing.

I'm a highly sensitive individual. So I can't even watch violence in movies. I can't even watch a guy spraying an ankle on a basketball court. I get nauseous. And I went to a funeral two days ago for someone who I didn't know, and I sobbed the entire time. Okay, I've had it. Never met this person. It's hard for me.

I have to be really overwhelmed to cry. Like, I've had family never-stay. I was hugging the children. I was sobbing. I was singing songs with the family. And they're like, never met the person. How do you know? Literally ruined my life. Like my life was over. Hannah, how do you know the deceased? You're like I I know. We got a funeral crashers. You go to funerals just to feel something.

Oh my god. Do we pitch that as a show? No, I need you to watch the show. Like, because you do feel better after. I don't want to listen to sad music when I'm sad. I kind of, I don't want to be sad. Oh, I want you to though. I'm this close to crying at all times. I don't need to do it. I need you to watch this for me.

But you said it was, you felt better after. Well, I felt like Craig doesn't really love me. That's for sure, because the love between this couple was unreal. And you just wanted their life to be perfect. And it's just so much was thrown at them. And I will cry thinking about it. It is the one of the best shows ever. The problem with only watching disturbing documentaries is you just watch all these men do so many

horrific, horrible things and it always starts fine. It's always like, Sally and Jim were great together. And you're like, you just start questioning everyone in your life and you're like, I'm not. Does this like cutting a sandwich with a knife and I'm like, this is how it starts?

This is how it starts. Craig sleeps with a knife by his bed. No. It's a whole thing. But the other night, he was asleep and I reached over to him to get the cell phone charger and I accidentally, no, sorry, I reached over to get the remote and I grabbed a knife

and I literally was like, what is my TMZ headline saying? Get stabbed? Did something happen to him as a child? No, he's just like paranoid like me too. Like we have an alarm system, but like he also has like a knife, and then there's like a bat like in the hall. Like I'm like that too,

because I haven't escalated to like sleeping with a knife. I wouldn't know what to do with that. Like, you're like, I wouldn't know what to do with that. You're like, my kind of want to get curtain bangs. Someone comes to kidnami in my room. I'm like, do you want your kuduri before we go? What?

You're also like, Paige, you also have tapes your own mouth like you've kidnapped yourself at that point. If someone came in my bed in the middle of the night, they would think that I kidnapped myself. They're like, she's gagged and like bound. You know that you don't have to lock your door

when your apartment's so messy that when someone opens it up they go, someone's been here already. I'm like, shut it. If you just look like your place has been already ransacked, I already look like someone will rob it. I look like someone killed me and then left. Like that's what I looked like.

I'm two steps to being rolled up into a rug and just thrown out on the side. That's so great. My dad was always like, oh I hope you get kidnapped. They'll pay me to bring you back. Classic dad. Classic dad. Classic dad. Because I don't know you got dads.com. Classic.

Actually, I did. Apparently went, apparently when I was little. I said I was going to run away from home. Actually, my dad did this. I did something similar, but he escaped from home, but he stayed at the corner because he's not a lot across the street. He's smart man. I never ran away from home, but he stayed at the corner because he's not allowed across the street. Smart man.

I never ran away from home because I was like too much work, too much upright, but I wanted juice box. I'll be out of the cap. You know where the food is, you're not. I'll be pouting in the corner, but just know that I'm mad. And yeah, I will take that chew stick. Thank you. Your next-door neighbor does not make pasta like him,

so we're just gonna have to talk about that. I hated going to other people's houses. I'm like, I'm gonna run away like next to her neighbor does not make pasta like him, so we're just gonna have to do it. I hated going to other people's houses. I'm like, I'm gonna run away and go to her house. I don't think so. I'll keep my ass home. Oh, one more thing, a giggler message to me. We basically get all our news from the gigglers.

Yeah. I've single-handedly taken down the Zara makeup department in the Zara location in Soho. It's officially closed. The door was shut. It said, so the manager does listen to you. So two weeks ago I said, what's going on with the makeup area of Zara that no one cares about. I'm basically Kylie tweeting about Snapchat at this point. Wait, I love that. That's hilarious. They've blocked off the door and they said,

we don't know when coming here. Don't subscribe to this. Wow, very interesting. The power you hold in the beauty of the street is it's really unmatched. OK, I have one final documentary. Oh my god, you've been saying this every time you say something, you say this is the last thing.

God forbid is the name of the documentary. Oh, this is about the cap, the, what are the companions? Okay, so it starts off with a sex scandal of a very powerful man in the church. Okay. He is the president of, what's the call? What church? Liberty College. Liberty College, they are the president of what's called what church Liberty College Liberty College They are the vangelists. Okay, and it starts with this like cute

Cuban guy who works at a fountain blu Okay, and at the rooftop bar and he said an older woman invited him back to her hotel room and said, the only caveat is can my husband watch. And he was like, this sounds like a fun story. They start hanging out more. They, it turns out the husband is this really powerful man. He like buys him a property and Miami to manage, like gets him like financially intertwined with them. Then the wife starts like texting him all the time,

like this emotional relationship. And he's not getting paid like he's not escort like they've created this like weird three-some-type relationship together. They're in a thropple. Kind of except it's a secret. Okay. Long story short, this guy apparently is a huge apparently is a huge, apparently, is a huge part of Trump getting elected. Like he got all of the, what are the, what are the evangelists? Evangelists to vote for him because he got them like really,

I wanna say Evangelistub, but that's like, Evangelistub. I know so do I. Why is that such a hard word to say? Evangelist, and I don't really know a lot about the Evangelistas, but it's a family. The Evangelista is like a famous superbottles last name. I think her name is Linda. I know Linda.

Yeah. I think she had problems with the colds fat thing. Oh yeah, another thing my mom was like, see, I told you not to do that. And we'll get her. Oh my god, Jesus. My mom too, she was like, see, I told you not to do that. And we'll get her. Oh my god, Jesus. My mom too, she was like, never get this procedure. See?

You can't just freeze it away. You got to go to the gym and do your 30, 15, three. This documentary is crazy because it starts a sex scandal and then it basically takes down like all of American politics because religion and abortion wasn't actually like, abortions aren't really talked about in the Bible apparently, but the Republicans found out that they tried to go against gay marriages and people weren't really about it. They're trying to be like, um, into segregation. People were kind of like, we're not really into that. They finally got the abortion topic and the religious people were like, okay, I believe it's murder.

And they just leaned in like to help get votes. So this guy basically says, Trump, I got all the evangelists to back you. He gave him tons and tons and tons of money. And this guy, this kid starts realizing that this guy is fucking him over. And he gets exposed and he like loses long so short. I mean the longest story you've ever told. It's really complicated. We're not watching it. We just watched it. This guy, he basically gets the main head guy exposed and the guy tried to blame it on his wife and be like I wasn't involved.

My wife was just cheating on me. I want to still be the president of the college. But there was a face time that showed the guy was there and knew all about it. So he gets out and then he intremps next president. He doesn't sponsor him because he's not in that place of power anymore and Trump loses the election. And it kind of shows how it all was connected. And that's capitalism, ladies and gentlemen.

And that's capitalism for you folks. And that is Polly Psi 101 with Hannah Burner and Paige de Sorbo. Thank you for getting with us. Check Instagram. Actually, giggly squad.com, giggly-squad.com, to get our live show dates. We're coming to Signary You.

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