Giggly Squad - Giggling about worst first dates, going to jail, and professional golfers

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

Hannah and Paiggo through all of the giggler's submitted worst date stories and it's A LOT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Did you did you did you did you squat? That's a new one. Are we going? That was a unit reference for all the millennials out there and I'm not gonna do it again. Anyway, high-payage, how are you? Hi Hannah, how are you? You know if people don't answer good, you know it's been a week.

I mean, I was with Dominique the other night. First of all, we have to say, we came to your show and it was amazing. You did so well. Oh my God, thank you. We hung out in John Mulaney's green room. Oh, guys, for everyone asking, no, I did not get to meet John Mulaney. He was gone before I left, but I went into his green room

and I think that he sipped out of a cup and I stole it. Yep, so. Yep. So basically, we're just drinking from it right now. So you guys are together. It was so funny. It literally said, Jomelini's Green Room, and I'm like, no one's going to change it for me.

It's my page 11 page will be excited. So we have Jomelini's Genetics with DNA. The show was so fun. It was just nice to not be behind a screen. Yeah. I feel like there will be future live shows for Giggle as well. I feel like I've been meeting a lot of Giggleers out in the wild. I walked down this place, Clinton Street,

yes you go. And New York City is bopping. Bopping. Let's just say, one girl, Philan was holding my hand at her one of her tables because they're outside and she's just like, are you going to Montenegg this weekend? Like, what are our plans? What are we doing? No, it's so funny too because I feel like we see each other.

Like, okay, I was walking into a club last night and I'm like, I walk up to the door and I'm, there's like three girls next to me and then I'm like saying to the bouncer, I'm like, oh, I'm on the list and he's like, okay, like he pulls up the list It's like what's your name? And I say page to sorbote and the girl next to me goes, oh Because I had a mask on And I just turned to her we just started chatting and then As I'm leaving the club this girl runs up to me and she's Full on hysterically crying like my god just crying her eyes out and I'm like, oh my God, why are we crying?

And then I have to beat up. Yeah, no, my first instinct was, what did he do? Yeah, what did he do? What's his name? No, what did he do as he here? And she was like, oh, I'm not crying about a guy. And I was like, then pull it together. There's no crying in the club. Why's no crying in the club right now.

Why would we cry at the club right now? I'll also get messages from Gigglers who see Des do stand up at the seller. Hey, just want you know, I watched Des. I think it's hilarious. I approve of you too. So I always know what he's doing because they're always messaging me

or they'll be like, why aren't you supporting Des and I'm like, I'm doing my own stand up. Oh my God, I love them. I that stand. So the gigglers are out and about because the sun is out and it's gonna be a fun summer I can feel it. We have a very exciting episode because the gigglers submitted all their worst date stories and it is insane. Like I was just sitting alone cackling. Wow. And I'd like to take us on a journey because I feel like we've all had bad dates But it's the best thing to do is bond over each other's horrors and sadness. I love that for us

Are you ready? I'm ready. Let's hear the first one. Okay, so what's the worst thing a guy has done on a first date with you? Was the question and here we go Through a glass of wine at me The worst thing a guy has done on a first date with you was the question. And here we go. Through a glass of wine at me. Oh! Red wine. Oh! No, I'm immediately throwing hands. I'm getting up and I'm punching them in the face.

Did she give any context? This, I want the context. I want to know exactly like if she said anything, what happened? I feel like it was probably, there's a lot of drunk shit that happens. I feel like people show up on day. One girl said he was going to the bathroom

and I saw him go take two shots of JMo instead. Pulled up his STD testing results to show he's clean and asked my favorite sex position. Okay, he's responsible yet creepy. If a guy ever asked me my favorite sex position on a first date, I yeah, I don't like that. Grudgerloins showed me photos of him kissing his Chihuahua who was wearing a pink dog dress.

Now Chihuahua was the devil's dog, we know that. No, we know that. Re-for sure. I tried to send, I think Paige you looked great with the Chihuahua and you were like, ew, I love Chihuahua's. I'm obsessed with them because I like things that I feel like society doesn't accept fully.

Like Pipples, little and Greek Chihuahua's. Hannah literally sends me pictures of dogs all day. The Chihuahua's gonna literally sends me pictures of dogs all day the chance me to adopt and they're literally Discussing Like that's a mole rat. I'm like in what world am I adopting that thing? You know, you know, I know that's me and you're afraid you might step on like on the street I don't know how they start in New York. Oh, okay. What would you do if a guy Kissed me on the head immediately upon first meeting him? No, I'm crying.

No. Look, no one loves a fucking forehead kiss more than me. It brings out a different side of me. But if I, that's actually hilarious picture. I'd like to try daddy issues with start tingling. Like I might be into it. Like, yeah, but like upon arrival. How do you feel about a hand kiss?

Like when guys do that, I feel like it's creepy. I think if they're being serious in doing it, see you in court. But like if it's like a funny thing, yeah. Like every time I feel like I see my guy friends out, I just put my hand out and like they do kiss my hand. Yeah, because you also with Corona, you don't really want the face thing. Ooh, get shit faced and then receive a collect call

from jail. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What? What? What? What? I have a funny story about jail. Wait, what? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? He ended up like punching someone in the face and the kid just collapsed to the ground, horrible.

But there was an undercover cop parked outside of the club and he saw the whole thing and the guy was with immediately got arrested. So I, as a good fucking ride or die girlfriend, I get an attack and follow the cop car to- Wait, this is like your boyfriend This is my boyfriend cuz I was about to say that's when you go. I don't know that man I know I never met him. I don't know that man, but this guy was my full boyfriend

So you know what would JLo do? She would ride her die and she would go to the jail. So I'm sitting on the incline Yeah, I'm body inclined. So I'm sitting, waiting for him to get processed or whatever. And the police officer comes up, really nice guy. Police officer comes over and gives me like a bunch of his stuff. I don't know what I had, but I had his phone. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, what if I just, what if I just, what if I just, what if I just,

what if I, no. So I'm going through, I don't how old was I, I was young when this happened. You got this password? I had his password, I either had his password or he didn't have one on his phone. I don't know if like passwords were a thing yet on your phone. I can't remember, but I was probably 23-24

You know as a psycho girlfriend. I went through Everything and I found some unfavorable things like from that night I was like I do even pull this off. I was there the whole time like crazy shit like texting girls Oh my god texting every single girl Crazy shit like texting girls. Oh my god texting every single girl texting every girl who lives on this planet and no like in America He was sleeping with all of them. So the police officer is watching me and he goes Yeah, I knew right when I gave you the phone I probably shouldn't have and I gave the police officer all of his things back and I said, I don't give a fuck what happens to him.

Keep him in here all night. I don't care, I'm going home. And I left this motherfucker in jail. And if that's not an amazing story, I don't know what is. That's so epic, but emotional. It was emotional. But it is great to know that he's alone with the smell of pee around him.

And he came out of jail the next morning, he was like, you're what the fuck happened? And I was like, what the fuck happened? I don't know, what did happen. I was like, what's going on with the fuck happened? Why do you call Jessica? Maybe she'll come get you out of jail. Maybe Jessica knows what happened.

Lose my fucking number. Did you get back together with him? Sure did. You're not married to either of them. We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like...

We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like... We're trying to like... with. Okay, that's lame. Like that's two dudes who somehow we're talking and realize you want to do with the other guy when it's like you're not married to either of them. It's like they're trying to like show you like something. It's fucking New York City. Like, come on. Yeah, I was just gonna say that New York is so

small like and incestuous. Yes. In a nice restaurant, takes off his shoes to throw off the tattoos on the bottom of his feet. Okay. If it wasn't to shoes off for me, it's the tattoo on the bottom of the foot. In what world? In what world? If you're gonna get a tattoo on it. I wonder what it was on it. I know. We need follow-ups to some of these but they're still good Took two of my edibles when I only offered him one Jail what happened to you now Again, we need follow-ups to this what is going on outside of your apartment? Sorry, there's a motorcycle gang Like the lower east side get motorcycle gang full-on motorcycle gang

Like I'm sorry, motorcycles, you have some opineses. I've never been on a motorcycle. I unfortunately I have. I have no desire to because they don't like like that type of adrenaline doesn't get me going. What is happening out there? I'm not playing music. Now there's music.

You guys, this is what happens when we park as a New York City. Oh, but we have a good announcement. We are moving to a studio next week. So this is the last time we're gonna have to deal with this. Are you fucking kidding me? Is it the Sunday fun day? I feel like it's a Puerto Rican day parade.

Let me Google that. Yep, it's a Puerto Rican day parade, June 13th. And it's happening right now on your street. Wait, I have to look. Okay, the Puerto Rican day parade has passed. Made me watch National Geographic for two hours with all of his roommates. That's actually happened to me before.

I feel like it's very accepted for guys to be like, okay, we're back to my place. We're doing what the roommates do. Like they're almost trying to test you to be like, if, we're back to my place. We're doing what the roommates do. Like, they're almost trying to test you to be like, if you could hang. I actually love that. I love hanging with like, the friends after. I mean, if it's David Ambro, like, I'm down.

Who the heck is that? Oh, he's the British guy that does all the, like, national geographic stuff. He's like, and now, the leopard has discovered. It's also very hard to like, when you get, if you go back to a guy's apartment or something after a date It's hard to you You don't really know each other well enough to know like what should we put on like Like when I was hanging out with one guy and I knew he loved the office

So it was like when we got on the couch It was like mullage throw the office on because he didn't have a personality That's a thousand percent cracked like when we got on the couch, it was like, mow, we'll just throw the office on. Oh, because he didn't have a personality. That's 1,000% correct. Hahaha. Or like when in doubt, if he's douchey, just put on Joe Rogan and then... Hahaha.

One time I was with a guy, with a guy, he put on like a concert that was on Netflix. I forget who it was. It was like some DJ. DJ, because you don't have to like focus. Yeah, but it was, yeah, it was. It was like some DJs. Because you don't have to like focus. Yeah, but it was, yeah, it was really fun.

And like kind of set the vibe where like we watched it a little but we also just made out. Having mutual TV tastes is hard because you know there's things that like no guy will ever enjoy that you enjoy and there's stuff he'll enjoy that you'll hate and it's like fighting that middle ground. Yeah. So like murder docs are like pretty good.

It's like guys and girls. It's definitely a love language. But if you like get horny during it, you both feel weird. Like if you start making out whether like and then she cut his penis off. Great doc, you guys should watch. I think it's called Lorena.

Also, if you are 30 and you go back and he has roommates, just leave. Me and my friends say that that is equivalent to being homeless. Well, some people might be like, always being fiscally responsible or like, oh, he's a founder of an app. So be saving money. I don't give a fuck. No, also, on your Raya profile, it says founder. I don't give a fuck. No, also on your rya profile it says founder. I don't want it. You would think that I would want it and I don't. No, because you're lying.

Yeah, because you're jerking off in your own space, Matt. You're finding your t-shirt that your mom bought you. Or if it says artist, you're a DJ. Get out of my face. Yeah, if it says musician, you're a DJ. Get out of my face. Yeah, if it says musician, you're a DJ for sure. And then like a struggling one, no one knows you. No, no. And also like when it says financial analyst, what the fuck is that?

I don't know. I have no idea nor do I want to know. Because people make fun of like, oh, content creators, what's a, like, logistics expert? What the fuck is that? Okay, anyway. I don't know if I even have a job on my raya thing, which people probably don't love that for me either. You know, like this bitch doesn't even have a job.

Someone came up to me. Someone came up to me. Someone came up to me. Someone came up to me this weekend and was like, we'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, If you forget a good one, it's lost in the bad ones. You need an excel sheet. You never go first. No, I never go first. I'll never message first.

Have you ever wanted to? And you just didn't know what to do? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I want to. I just. I've only ever spoken or hung out with two guys from Raya.

I think- I never did. Did I tell you that when I first- my first date with Daz, he was like, you're on Raya, right? And I was like, yeah, but I hate that app. Sorry, Raya. I guess I don't care if they kick me out. I got nervous for this. I care.

Raya, I love you. Please don't cancel my membership. But he goes, I've been swiping on you on Raya for months now, and we've never connected. Yeah, I never get anyone good. I honestly feel like I'm shadow banned. I'm like, Raya, are you fucking kidding me? This is what you're giving me.

It's just because he was out of my age range. I'm dead. So like, I wasn't getting him. So ladies, put your age range up to 45 at least. Wait, I want to look and see what my age range is. Because my age range was like 36 or something. I had it grow up. I think I have a bomb, a riot profile.

What do you think makes a bomb riot profile? The song. What's your song? a bomb Raya profile? The song. What's your song? I'm gonna get it right now. Mine was Nelly. Mine was Nelly's song. Mine used to be... Raya with me.

It was Nelly Raya with me. Oh wow, that's a good one. It was nostalgic. It brings back like, people don't remember what you did. It's how you made them feel. So that's why you went with nostalgic. Mine used to be dilemma with Nellie and Kelly Rowling. Now it's fabulous into you.

Mm yep, so that's like injecting a love song them being obsessed with you. Yeah. Do you do a combination of not smiling photos than the occasional laughing photo or what's your personality? Yeah, my personality is like, she's sultry and chic, but then like, oh my god, here's a pic of her laughing with her friends.

You know, sometimes she's a sense of humor. Yeah. And she's not being a sex fiend. Hahaha. Also, when you do the riot stuff, do you just swipes, I've swiped or do you read if there's potential? Do you read their bio?

I read their bio, but here's the other thing. Riot keeps giving me people in like, Düsseldorf, Germany, and I'm like, when? When would I see these people? Düsseldorf. I do have some advice because I liked talking for our sun dating apps. Men are simple creatures, and they get excited

when you talk about something they like. I know that sounds so simple. Yeah. So instead of giving them like an open-ended thing like, hey, how's your weekend? Never fucking do that. How's your week going? Never fucking do that. That's generic. Notice something about them and make a comment like something in their profile. Yeah, like be like, I like your eyebrows or be like, why is your dog better looking at me? Or like, just like specific things that they would want to talk on. Like make it as easy as possible for them to say stuff, but also make it very short. Like you put no effort or thought into it. Like three, four words. That's my advice. I just like, I

don't. You're tired. Yeah, tired. You're tired. You're like words. I have to read a bio-level to get a word. No, I'm tired. And like dating apps, I don't know. They just don't do it for me because I feel like part of meeting someone is like randomly just having this connection. And like, if we don't have anyone in common, like any mutual friends, I feel like it's,

I don't know, I think it's weird to like start having a conversation and then when you hang out, it's like, this is the problem with the dating apps. You don't get their aura or vibe. Yeah, a photo and from a bio and they could try their hardest, but you will not. I've had guys where I had the best texting chemistry and then you meet them in person.

You want someone who you naturally would gravitate towards at a bar. Like I have like the problem with dating apps is you'll be on like four or five dates with this person and then be like, okay, we're like making it work because we're both like attracted to each other but like what I actually want to talk to this person at a bar, are my just forcing it, you know?

And sometimes I do like science experiments on dating apps where all just like people because I want to see if they've liked me. Apparently a lot of guys swipe us on everyone and then just like pick what happens. Yeah. The male species. Yep.

It's, I'm saying this here and now, what time is it? Just 2 p.m. on a Sunday. I page to Sorbo and done with them. I'm absolutely done with the male species. I am now a lesbian, so if there are any lesbian gigglers, hit me up. I think that it's totally a spectrum. I do think that I'm like very straight, like I am. Like I unfortunately love men. Like I just, I love them.'m like very straight. Like I am. Like I unfortunately love men. Like I just, I love them. It's so unfortunate.

But I really do think it's like a spectrum. Have I thought about like a girl? Like can I appreciate a hot girl and like go back into a club and be like damn that girl is so pretty and so hot? Yes. But have I ever thought of like that I would could date a girl? No, because I just love being fucked around with by men at all times. It's funny because I just went on this girl Weezy from Horrible Decisions.

She's a great, great podcast about sex and she's like, bye and she's tried everything under the sun. She's been in a threple. She's done like BDSM, Golden Showers, everything. And I was so- And I was so- And I was so- And I was so- And I was so-

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Like, did I like miss out on all this stuff in life to experience? But also I'm not like a adrenaline chaser. Like I don't, I'm like, I'm good. I don't need like roller coasters. I'm like, my own thoughts is enough of a roller coaster throughout the day. Like I can get serious adrenaline from just like anxiety. Right. I just don't like that shit, but I think some people like chasing new highs and new experiences that I'm jealous of them that they can live that exciting of a life. But I was like, I want to be by.

Like I feel like life would be so much more interesting and fun. And I was like, do you think I'm by and I just haven't figured it out yet? And she's like, no. No. Like, she's like, we don't want you. It's impossible, but she's like,

Hannah, if you wanted it, you would have gotten it by now. I've had tons of girls slide into my DMs. I've had tons of lesbian friends. I feel like it would have happened if it shut up, but I think what's hard for us is that sometimes you love men, but you just don't like them. Oh, oh no, I love their existence. I think they are the fucking worst. I hate all of them.

Also Mercury's in retrograde. And it's just, I don't know what's happening. I cried all day yesterday. Do you wanna know why? I don't know. But it was just like one thing that like, broke, that like didn't even matters, literally crying over the most insignificant thing ever

that I was like, why may be crying over this? It's like when you're having a tough day and then you stub your toe and you're like, no, that's literally like what it was. I was just like oh my god And then it was just everything and I just cried When I tell you the full day, I think I started crying at 11 a.m. And I stopped crying What time do we start this?

Wait, so is it like a steady little cry? Or does it have like ups and downs? You know when you're little and you get hurt on the playground. And like, you're fine, you're fine. And then you spot your mom and your mom looks at you and you're just like, oh my god, I'm just off this wing. Okay, it's kind of like that

because all of my friends will Face tied me. Yeah. And so like when I see their face, they're like, what's up? And I'm like, um, and then I just start crying. So it's like pretty on the hour. And to this day when my mom calls me, she's like, how are you? I'm like, yeah!

I don't know if I know who's on my last. But I do think crying is an orgasm for your eyes, and it's important to do it, because if you hold it in, it comes out in negative ways. I think it was also like, I haven't cried in so long, I feel like. Yeah. Yeah, that'll do it because if you hold it in, it comes out in negative ways. I think it was also like, I haven't cried in so long, I feel like. Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. No, that's a lie. I cried like two weeks ago.

But like, I hadn't had like a good full day of crying and I think they needed it. And we're going to get into if you watched anything good later on because I have some good stuff I watched. Oh, we're still going. Past out after one drink because he's allergic to antibiotic, and he didn't know it. Wait. Ha ha ha.

You almost like don't feel like at the restaurant. I'm envisioning him just like head down, like at the table, but they're at. Oh my God, but that's like kind of cute, but also how annoying for you, because now you have to like take care of this guy, and you're like, I don't even know you. Oh God, so embarrassing. I wanna know what these guys did the next day to recover. If they

did recover and I did get a couple messages that they're like, now he's my husband, they're coming up. Made me hold hands with him while blessing the food, eating a sub at a deli. That does sound like some bullshit. I know guys who will around me be like normal, but then when they have like around like a religious girl, they'll be like, oh, like, like I'm sorry for doing that. Like, like they curse and they like apologize. I have a friend who went out on a first date and the guy called her the wrong name. And like, did it twice?

And she was like, okay, I'm gonna go. And he was like, oh my God, are you offended? And she was like, no, I genuinely do not care. She's like, I'm just like, I'm done with it now though. Like I don't know you enough to be mad or care, but like obviously you're just like a weirdo. And this is how our brains are so different. I think he called her like,

Claudia or something or like, I don't know, whatever the fuck he called her. And she's telling me this story. And I go, okay, well, did you go home and look at like who he's following and type in her name just to like see who this girl was? And she was like, no, you psycho, I did not. And I was like, yeah, but like,

I just wanna know who he was like comparing you to. Oh my God, first boyfriend, first love of my life. It was like a month in, and he had got out of a long relationship and we're in the water, on like in the ocean, and he's holding me, like the most romantic setting. Yeah.

And he called me the name of his ex. But I actually like was almost a little flattered because I'm like, oh, you feel that comfortable with me already? I took it positive. And then when I was having sex with them, I called him his dad's name, just kidding. Okay, he's, this is really funny. This is from Queens of Bravo, actually. Sorry, I'm blowing you guys up. He stopped the convo just to show me a YouTube video that wasn't very funny. If someone asks me to watch a video that's over 30 seconds,

that's like not a TikTok, and he's like, no, it's so funny, I'm cutting you out of my life. I love the videos when it's like showing someone a video that you think's really funny, and the whole time you're just looking at them like waiting for the reaction and then that person is like can't focus on the video because they know how bad you want they want you to laugh. I hate that pressure. I hate that.

What would you do if a guy took you to a place where he had a gift card? I feel like I've I have had this conversation with so many people so many people ask me this. No! On a first date, no. What? That's just rude. I do have a really epic story though about my grandpa

who is a badass. He is part of a gang. Cold food. The Romeo's retired old men eating out and they go to different restaurants. Every single time makes me feel like it's sexual and I get I know a little awkward a little awkward just normal food and every week they go to a different restaurant but it's all just like in shelter island which is a pretty small area so

if there's a new restaurant and they go and they don't like it they gossip to all their friends in the restaurant will be shut down within a week. So it's a lot of pressure when the Romeo's rolling and it takes them like 40 minutes to literally roll in. Anyway, um, he shows the next week. Me and my family go to a place and they go, hey, your grandpa was here last week. And we're like, oh, how was he? And they're like, good. He did leave a gift card for a different restaurant.

And so, I left. So, do you guys want to handle that? And we're like, oh my god. And we just like. And let him. So do you guys wanna handle that? And we're like, oh my God. And we just like make fun of him. We're like, you love the Chinese food coupon card. Add an Italian restaurant. And he doesn't give a fuck.

I kind of love that. He's just loving his best life. But I love how they just accepted it. And they were like, we'll see him eventually. Cause it's like, I have like a little trick for that. If you don't know what to get, like your boyfriend's family for a gift,

if you have to get them for something for Christmas or whatever, I always go with a restaurant gift card. I think that's a nice gesture. That is a nice gesture, or a spa card for the mom. I feel like everyone likes a spa. Also, one time I went to Italy, and I got my boyfriend's mom and dad, like this huge, they did this basket of like shit.

Oh, that's fun. I like, I do like to do. I just got to do. I just got to do. I got to do, because I was like, wait, the shit looks mad good, and I, I'm like, just gonna try it. Shit's on a Chachke's, you can't miss. However, one thing I have learned is,

you find when you get someone like a lot of stuff, they like don't like it as much as if you get them like one thing. That's never come out of my mouth. So I'm just talking myself of this. Oh, asked me to join his pyramid scheme then when I said no, he didn't pay for dinner. What?

That was a lot of- There's a lot of- That was just a scam. That was an adate, that was a Flaunsell's pitch. Yeah. There's a lot of shit about money. Crying really? And really saw his ex-girl friend walk by.

No! Oh my God! Wait, then he just becomes your friend. Because you're your best friend. You're like, oh my god, let's talk about it. Are you okay? Should we go get her? Like, what's our plan of action? For you getting back with her. Made a disgusting face every time we took a sip of his drink, then continued to order another. That reminds me of the idiot. This is a real Gugu sweat throwback. What reminds me of the idiot.

This is a real Gugu sweat throwback. What reminds me of this story of John Mayer that I heard. Like this is real tea. He went on a date with this like socialite girl who went on a date with one of my exes and he told me this story. Because I was like, what's John Mayer like? And he said that he ordered there was like a spicy pasta. And he was like, I want like the spiciest like, you see, it's spicy, I want real spice, like, I want that should to be like fire, like I don't want no fake spice and the guys like,

Sherjon Mayer and he brings it to him and he apparently the red peppers were like blue, like it was like clearly very, very spicy and couldn't need it. I wonder if they were at what restaurant? What an idiot. Wow, I'm definitely ordering like a spicy rigatoni tonight for dinner now. I love that. Had a fiance and I found out about it through his wedding page I found when googling him after.

What a fucking idiot. Also never Google after, always Google before. You must. You must. Except whenever I've googled after, it's been amazing. I almost feel like the universe did that to me. Oh, like when you just let, like you, yeah, like I'm natural and not like learn everything about him. Yes. Like I've gone out on dates and not like learn everything about him.

Yes, like I've gone out on dates and like just hadn't Googled and it was like an amazing date and then I Googled and I was like, wait even better! Well I was going on this dating stand-up comics spree which I highly don't recommend. It's just like I don't, he's different apparently. So you want to, they have all this footage of them just telling jokes, like pages and pages of YouTube. So, like, you wanna, but if you watch it,

you like think you know who they are and then you meet them in person, and they're like, not as funny. Yeah, men aren't funny. Let's make that the new thing. Men aren't funny. They're not that funny. I'm in such a male hating mood.

It's crazy, I feel like I'm in the little rascals when they have the she-woman haters club. I watched FX's hysterical, which is a very funny film everyone should watch, but it's basically talking about how female comedians have trouble in the industry, because it's such a about how female comedians have trouble in the industry, like, because it's such a, you know, male dominated place and like, you go to hotel and you get hit on and you like, you travel on a subway and they're all disrespecting you and they're not picking you

for all this shit and then like, I watched it and then does walked in after his show and I was like, don't look at me. Just don't look at me right now. But anyway, there are good guys out there. You just have to find the right one. Oh, this is actually horrible. This is a horrible man right here. Took me rock climbing No, he didn't climb and watched me the whole time. No What the creepy She goes took me rock climbing. He didn't climb though. He just watched me climb That that eat called a police. I'd be like sir. No, this is so creamy I mean, he didn't climb though, he just watched me climb. That, that, call the police. I'd be like, sir.

No, this is so creamy. You need torture. He wanted to see your ass like going up that thing. No. Oh my God, that actually just gave me the chills. Yeah, I hate that so much. Pulled my hair to make sure it was real. pulled my hair to make sure it was real.

Actually, I do know this that like guys hate hair extensions. Like it turns them off so much. Why did they hate it? I don't know. But like every guy I've ever, like I, but this the thing, the guys ever know that it's a hair extension unless it like falls out. No, unless like you can't tell them a hair extension unless it like falls out. No, unless you can't tell them or something.

Or unless you're wearing like Clippings, except if someone really loves you, like my college, like my high school boyfriend, that like into college, I used to wear like Clippin hair extensions all the time because I thought it was like a gweed out. And like, we would be like looking up and it would be like hurting my head like you know like laying down I just like wait hold on I'm like taking And he loved the shit out of me, you know like hitting care. It was like It is the more if you find someone who loves you. He'll love all of you even your fake hair Yeah, ask to crack my toes under the table at a restaurant. I

Don't hate this because I love my toes being cracked. Oh my god. I hate my toes being cracked and does try to do it and I like scream bloody murder. I hate crack my toes. Oh my god. I used to have a guy who would crack all of my knuckles for me, crack my back, crack my toes. I was basically dating a firefighter. Okay, this is bad. He picked me up in the middle of the bar so he can make sure I wasn't too heavy. What? These people are drunk.

Like they have to be black out. Yeah, they have to be blacked out. How do you even get to that? Like what's the conversation that you then get to that point? Maybe he's like, oh, do you like to be like, picked up during sex and maybe she's like, I don't know, and he's like, let me see if you're, if I can. Oh my God.

Whenever a guy picks me up and they're, whenever a guy picks any girl up, I feel like they're always like, oh, and then you feel insecure and then I always say, sorry, I have like a high muscle mass and muscle ways more than fat. So I don't think I I don't get picked up Hmm You're like I've never been picked up in the milvabar and judge from my weight Gave me a pack of gushers when I said no thanks and then called me an ugly cunt.

Well, I'm on his side. Well, gushers are next level and now I'm craving them. When that should explode in your mouth, no pun intended. Okay, this is just like classic. The worst thing ever shows me videos of his lacrosse highlights from college. I fucking love that shit. And I can lie. I have, I have showed guys like

clips from my college tennis days and I feel like a douche. I've showed guys giggly squad clips and I'm like, I'm fucking funny, I am. Those are your highlights. You're like, here's my life highlights. Check out this joke I made about pooping. Yeah, I think that's so weird. Some girl goes, not the worst, but said he liked my highlighter. Gay or just knows makeup, question mark. Gay. A straight man doesn't know what the fuck highlighter is. You know what the hell it is.

You're if they do, they would never be able to spot it and appreciate it. Never. Oh, third part of the parade coming through. Answered a booty call in front of me. Damn. Also, all these people, for some reason, are leaving upside down smiley faces, which is giggly squad.

Yeah, I think they've nodded. I think upside-ed smiley faces are us because we're laughing, but sad. I said laughing, but highly depressed. We're highly functioning, depressed humans. I have a quick question. I feel like me and you are always on the same wavelength, even if you haven't talked all day. We're both back on TikTok. Is that, does that always happen when our mental health is deteriorating?

I feel like when I see you make a TikTok, I need a text you'd be like, are you good bro? And then you see me post like a hundred bad TikToks and you're like, she's not good. You're very funny. What's the one you just did that you raided the DMs? That was funny. Oh my god, thank you.

Will I have tons of DMs from before that I never did anything with? Oh my god, you guys. Now it's the police. Cause someone's probably hammered. Yeah, no, my, my, I read it in my Cppity M's. That was good. My take from,

talk from last night was an emotional outreach. I watch so many take talks and I'm like, oh, Paige could do this and it'd be so good, but she's too lazy. Yeah. That's, I literally do the same thing. I'm like, wow, I do that so good, but she's too lazy. Yeah. That's what you can't. I literally do the same thing. I'm like, wow, I do that so good, but I'm so lazy. So no, no, no, no, because I've taught like,

Remy Bader, who's were obsessed with, who has an amazing TikTok. She's like, Hannah, so my TikTok's take like two days. And I'm like, ah! Yeah, no, it's talking more than 25 seconds. I can't do it. I can't. I'm like, this is how I'm uploading it.

I don't care. Our, our head of social media, Laina was making fun of me because she was like, this is how I'm uploading it. I don't care. I know. Oh, our, our head of social media, Elena was making fun of me because she was like, you just post it whether it's right or wrong. I go, yeah, because it's a journey. I'm not sure to be perfect, whatever. I'm learning. Oh, this is great.

Told me the guac was too expensive. That's disgusting. This is actually my worst nightmare. Plade me a self-written song on the guitar about why God loved women. Why is it past tense? God loved women. Why is it past tense? I mean, you know how we feel about a guy playing a guitar ever, too.

But it's also like, it's horrible. But when you're the one he's doing it to and you're just sitting there, like, you don't know what to do with your hands. You don't know whether you're like, you can't sing along, it's self-written. You're trying to just like keep the vagina moisture a little bit, but you're losing it. I, with every cord. I was seeing this guy one time, I was so young,

like super young, like maybe like 22. Didn't know any better. I didn't know when to get it. I didn't know when to get it. I forgot to. Yeah, yeah. I forgot to. Yeah, yeah. I forgot to. I forgot to. I forgot to. I didn't know when to give yourself. Tell about forgiving yourself. And he would literally like we would have sex and then he would get his guitar out. It was like 3 a.m. and I'm like, raw. I was done with it. Like when

you we were having sex. Like now I can't. Like please. I're annoying is like if you Play the guitar and sing and you you don't do it like for a living and you do it for people when they have not asked for it You have a problem sir That's like being like a dancer, but not like a real dancer and then just being like hey Like just being like hey, and you just start dancing and the person's like, hey, can I show you my dance moves? Like just being like, hey, and you just start dancing. And the person's like, I don't know what this is. I'm just out of vision of like having sex with someone, it being over, me getting up and being like, I can't show you my dance.

And then going on like a four minute dance routine that you made up. That's like what you do when you're a fucking little kid. You're gonna have a tension from your parents and it's a talent show and you're like, hey, look what I can do. And then you do bullshit for four minutes but those people love me so they have to.

Wow, that's an amazing acquibularism. Okay, this one I look, he like kinda like. Answered a call from his mom and said, I'm at dinner with Blair. First date, chill dude. See, I love that. I love that. I want his mom and said I'm at dinner with Blair. First date, chill dude. See, I love that. I love that. I want his mom knowing who the fuck I am. I want to get her number. I want to start texting her. I want her to start rooting for me. I want to get in his ear that she's like, hand is the one. Yes. I also think that

like, I don't think anything wrong with that because when I'm going out on a date with a guy, I tell my mom and like, I'm going out on a date with a guy I tell my mom and like I'm going out on a date with like whoever Yeah, and I feel like when you're talking to a guy you do get to a phase where it's like Have you told your family anything about me or like I want to ask the guy that and The guy said yeah, my mom thinks you treat me like shit. And I was like, your mom's a smart lady. Your mom is very intelligent and highly aware of things. I do think though that people have different relationships

with their families who don't take a personal. If a guy hasn't spoken to his mom, like guys will go like a month without calling their mom sometimes. Dude, it's kind of crazy. When I went to Charleston, Craig asked me if I told my mom and I said, I left the state. You're like, obviously, I gave her my location.

Like, she knows where I am at all times. I was like, what? I go, my mom. My mom knew my location for like, I, like, way too long, my dad would joke about it. Like, they'd watch me so she knew whenever I was like, low-key hooking up with British Dave when I said I broke up with him.

Wow. He's in Williamsburg. And she texted me the next day and I wouldn't know and she'd be like, what'd you do last night? My mom has my location but she doesn't know how to see it. And I'm like, oh. So I still have to text her every time I leave the house and get back.

Oh. You guys, this New York City. She's a new protector. Okay, hat fished me. Do you know what hat fishing is? No. Took off his hat and revealed he was bald. So like he looks hot and his hat and he takes it off

and he's not into it. Oh my god. No. All that makes me sad and mad at all at the same time. Yeah. But if a guy's wearing a hat a lot, just like know that, All that makes me sad and mad all at the same time. Yeah, but if a guy's wearing a hat a lot, just like know that there's, but it's also like guys who wear beards,

who have like no chance. I love what that's like. Who have a beard. Who have a beard, but don't have a chin, and then they shave and you're like beard fished. Beard fish is a thing. Oh my God, it's life is, let me just get back on my male hating escapade.

Life is so much easier for men and it's, you have a little bit of scruff, you wear your hat backwards, wear some fucking grace wet pants, and call it a day. Yeah, it's funny, because it does shave his face in Puerto Rico. Did you see?

Yeah, I did. I felt like I was cheating on him. I was like, who is this man? Like the kiss feels different. Like I was like, who is this man? Like the kiss feels different. Like I was like, who am I kissing? I've had boyfriends that like I loved when they would fully shave and then like it was growing in scruff and then I've had boyfriends when they would fully

shave. I'd be like, I'll see you in three days because you're just disgusting to me right now. I'm like weird with guys hair. Like you know guys who just go to a barber shop for $3 and just get a horrible haircut and it doesn't look good for like two weeks. I showed up would be like don't look at me Yeah, you guys are also very particular about their haircuts And they're like so bad. He did such a bad time this like time and I'm just like it literally looks the exact

I asked for three of the gave me a four on the sides. Oh This is a good one cried during a four on the sides. Oh, this is a good one. Cryed during a Thor movie. Do we love that he's in touch with his emotions? No, you know how I feel about men crying. Yeah, it gives you the hives. It gives me the HBGB. Okay, this is a hot take. Ordered hard vanilla ice cream at Carvelle.

No toppings, psychopath. See, I disagree. I disagree as well. I think vanilla is low key, like, slaps the hardest. And then it has like, he's a traditional man. He's a traditional classic man.

Classic. It's like a classic. He's like, whatever, this is what I like. Yeah. I would be more turned off if he went in, got the gummy bears, the sprinkles, the, I'd be like, okay, grow up in got the gummy bears the sprinkles the I'll be like okay grow up Do you know what I might say maybe this guy's a fucking freak in the bedroom because he's not for compensated for anything and he knows what he likes I love that

Fell ice skating one to the medic had to go to the hospital and ask me to go with him I like that too. I feel like that's a fun look. I always say, when I go on first dates, the first thing I, this is so psychotic. I'm a real psycho. One of the things I think is, okay, so if we get married, at my rehearsal dinner, potentially a story from this first date could be told, you know?

So like on your first date, if you go to the hospital with him, an amazing rehearsal dinner story. As someone who's been to the hospital with a guy before? Yes. It is a horrible experience because you think it's cute and then you get there and it takes forever to even get the nurse. Then the nurse comes, then they don't know what's going on. It's all just waiting and it's not romantic and like, it's, no, it's like you'll be there

for like, it's not going there for an hour and like being like, are you okay? Like you're in there for like eight hours. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't seem like hospital food. I mean, you could order in. It's, I don't know. Sorry, it's my own stuff that I'm, okay last one, because it's been 50 minutes

and we'll continue this later if you guys like it. This one I actually love started crying about childhood traumas over nachos and margs. See, I love that. I don't wanna know what your favorite fucking color. I want to know how your parents messed you up And if it's compatible to how my parents messed me up That's how I want to do a date as long as you're on that equal drunk level. Yes, fucking connecting Yes, no let it out. I feel the same

Okay, but the crying we could do without, but I do believe, I love the first time a guy starts telling you about his family, like shit that's going on. I do too. I do love that. Yeah, it's hard for them to open up. It really is. Yeah, but once they open up, I open my legs legs on page. What are you watching right now?

Because I have some shit that I'm watching Through the tears. What did you see yesterday? I Watch I got I watched the Kardashians all day yesterday. Oh, I mean like updates or thoughts. I cried through the whole thing And then I was like only on the god, the Kardashians is like over. Like they're done. Was it like Kim's divorce they were following? Yeah, and she was like, I feel like a fucking loser.

And I was like, same. What have you been watching? Okay. Have you watched Bobernam's special Inside on Netflix? No, I don't even know who that is. Today. I don't give a fuck what your plans were. I was gonna watch the pink documentary today.

I recommend Bobernam. Okay. What do you... Tell me. So Bobernam is this incredible like genius. Okay. Comedian who like does funny songs, but he also does stand up and he blew up on YouTube.

Like one of the first people ever to blow up on YouTube, like it wasn't even a sight. Cause just this kid who was 16, Comedy Central gave him a deal, he's blown up. He was doing like a huge tour and then in 2015, he started getting anxiety attacks on stage and decided he doesn't want to perform live anymore. Oh my god! And he basically says in the special he goes like five years ago I started getting panic attacks and

realized like I don't want to do life performing anymore and then I slowly started to get my mental health together and work on myself. And he goes, then February 2020, I decided I want to get back on stage. And then the craziest thing happened. And the pandemic hit. And we couldn't go outside. So we created this special of all his material inside one room. Okay. What's it on?

Netflix? Netflix. Okay. It's emotional though. It's like ups and downs. He's pretty's it on Netflix? Netflix. Okay. It's emotional though. It's like ups and downs. He's pretty depressed, but it's great. I mean, I don't know if I can take another day. You have to watch it. Okay, then.

Yeah, the pink documentary. Did I talk about it already? Yeah, we talked about it last time. Okay, good. Then there's a thing on Netflix called unbelievable. Okay. I watch that. It's good, right? Wait, is this about the girl that got raped and no one believed her? Yes. Yes. I watched it. It's a true story. Yes. So I highly recommend that. The acting's great. Tori, Tony Collette, people, do people talk about how great an actress

she is? Okay. Let's talk about this for a second. I think she is a really great actress. Something about her. I don't like it. And I can't put my finger on it. Do you know that she's actually Australian? Um, I feel like I did kind of know that, but no, I didn't remember that. Because Des told me midway that she's Australian and then I couldn't focus on anything except how she was having such good American accent.

There is a movie that she's in with Cameron Diaz that did used to be like one of my favorite movies and it's called In Her Shoes. And it's so fucking good. Well, I also love Cameron Diaz. Okay, so you don't like Tony Collette. I don't know what she did to you. Nothing. Does she remind you of someone? I don't know what it is. There's just like something about her that I'm like, yeah okay. Okay hot take. Mm-hmm. Mar of East town. Not the greatest. What? What are you talking about? Okay, I felt like, like, first episode very slow.

Then, like, sometimes the writing was like kind of corny. And then I feel like I don't, I just also like, so much anxiety. Like, stressed me the fuck out. I do recommend people watch it, but I'm not going to tell you it's the best time of your life. I think you're wrong. I think it's so good. It's... Oh my God, it's so good. I like forgot the ending now. I'm not going to tell people what the ending was, but I remember being kind of like... Wait, but you watched the whole thing. Yeah.

You watched every... Yeah. And I like, I was into it. I was very into it. I was like fully committed. I just like I'm not like it's not one of my best of all time No, okay, that's fine. That's fair, but it's good. I think it's good I just feel like people were freaking out about it and like like it was I don't know It's it's very like crazy if you want crazy and fucked up shit It's not scary. It's very like crazy. If you want crazy and fucked up shit, it's good. But it's not scary. It's like, and it's not even really like a thriller.

It's like a, it's a mystery. Yeah, I feel like the way it was kind of like, they fucked with us for a long time. And then you're like, okay, is he just like, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like mystery is, it kind of reminded me of that Nicole Kidman one with Hugh Grant. Yeah, I was like, wow, interesting. I kind of, I did love that show, but I almost think Maravie's town was better. It was, yeah. Maravie sounds better than that, but I feel like

they both were hyped up a little too much, but also I fucking love Kate Wenzelette. She's so good, so stressed out. If you want to feel better about your own life, watch Marvies town. Yeah, I agree. Do we have any from page news? We have a little. Amelia Hamlin turned 20.

Scott just got her a diamond necklace. That was a cross. And I know that people give them a lot of hate that they're dating because she's 20 and he's like 36, 38. I'm like fine with it now. No, I don't care about the age. I think the teen thing was weird. No, she's 20. I think the teen thing was weird and like, if you vibe, you vibe. You know, like obviously they like each other. It's been like,

Scott isn't known as like the most mature mother fucker on the planet. And also how hard do you think it is to watch the old, like your ex, girlfriend, the love of your life just be so in love with someone else? He's been watching him dating people for fucking years. No, I agree. But like, so if he's happy with Amelia, like let him go.

I do have to, I will never not like Scott. I think he's very funny, but I do think that there is a thing where like the day you get famous, you kind of like can stay in that place. That's what they say about addiction. Like whenever you start again addicted to something, like you kind of stay that age. So like I do like- Interesting. Yeah, so I feel like Scott, I mean I don't know where he is with his parting and stuff, but I know that fame's definitely affected him. So like for all we know, he still feels like that young 25-year-old

that met Courtney and then his life just changed forever. And he's still that kid inside. I could see that. In the Kardashian, he says that one part that he's like, fame and money literally mean absolutely nothing. Yeah. And I was just like, that's it's so true Okay

Alex Rodriguez was seen hanging out with his ex-wife amid Benefit coming back are benefit like fully on yeah It's such a big that oh you get caught walking around with his t-shirt on like that is so oh my god page Okay, there are married couples that we never see in the press Marry celebrity cut never and they're fucking out all the time with photos all the time But what is the PR stunt because If I'm if I'm breaking up with my fiance You're not seeing me. He's wondering, I want him wondering what the fuck I'm doing.

I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm in my home. I'm eating ice cream. I'm getting myself right. You know, because this is not just, you're just thinking about how your ex feels. This is about how the world views her. So they need the world to know that she's moving on

can get any guy and the world loves better. I'm not saying they don't like each other, but it's like, been thrown in our faces. If she wants the world to think she's like this bad ass bitch, I can get whoever she wants, which first of all, we already think that about you. Like we are on your side with the A-Rod thing. We think he is an absolute piece of shit.

I don't see how getting back with Ben is like the best we are. You know, like, I don't, it's not like the best storyline. I do think that it's like nostalgic and people loved Ben of her and like, it's good for him and good for her. And he's been seen wearing like the watch that she bought him that he used to wear. I just have to say, think of all the celebrities in the world and think of how the media just follows a certain amount.

It's because it's a conscious choice if you want to be public with your shit or not. Like, look at comedians. People even know who Dave Chappelle's married to. You've never see her Yeah, that's a choice like J. Lo could easily do that. I like that Yeah, it's hot like yeah, I mean There's two people on real TV. We're like wait. We did it all wrong

I'm like I don't want anyone to know who I'm doing You're in the wrong industry. But then when I do, a boyfriend, I'm like, look at him. He's so amazing. Okay, anyway, let's see what I have next. Oh, okay, we were just like on a roll. Then Angelina and Joly was seen spotted going to her ex-husband's house. Johnny Lee Miller, which is the guy that she had had his blood

and wrote on the back of a shirt in his blood. She does some weird shit sometimes. Do you, I think that's romantic as fuck. And now I'm wondering why Dez hasn't done anything with my blood. Doesn't fucking love you for real. Has this all been some fake bullshit. But I do think that maybe quarantine has made people do some serious self-reflecting on life and been like, oh, like that one got away

Wow That's opposite and was like thank God I broke up with everyone. I was never ever dated I How's it get out of here. What a time so we end pot. We just go to we run out of steam. We're like, yeah. Also, okay, Kendall Jenner has been posting Devon Booker and I think they're cutest fuck. She never eat like no. She was like not even posting about caring styles and she was with them. So she must like him. She must really like him.

And I think they're an adorable couple. They'll have super athletic babies. So have you ever seen her ski? She's a fucking like graceful bitch. Yeah, she's a graceful aspect. Little cardatchans are low key like should be in the Olympics. The she-monday Olympics. Megan Fox and machine gun Kelly moved into an Airbnb 30,000 a month.

Can you move into Airbnb's? I guess like they're staying in it for an extended period of time, 30,000 a month. Wow. OK, hot take from TikTok, because now I'm back on. OK. Apparently this guy was like this Jim Rat was like, what's the deal with seeing all these hot girls with guys

who look like this? And they show this like skinny tattooed guy. Yeah. And the girls and a girl responded to it and she's like, bro, no one wants to be with a dude who eats Trickan with no seasoning and has 0% body fat and won't drink and goes to bed at 9 because he is the gym at 6am No, no, we want an emotional a guy who's emotionally available Down to have a good time with us and that's what that skinny tattooed guy is so learn how life works. I genuinely, like, I don't want you to have a six pack.

It only puts more pressure on me. I don't need it. Like, I want you to work out and want to work out and look good. But if you're obsessed with it, it can't. I think it's such a turn-off. Oh, it's such a turn-off. Yeah, be healthy, but also live your fucking life if you want to have that bowl of ice cream. Do it.

Yes, girls deal with enough body image stuff and thinking what you can and cannot eat. If you have a dude who's also obsessed with food and what he can, it's so fucking annoying. Also, if you're doing an athlete, you have to deal with the ups and downs of them, like winning and losing, which is a nightmare. Like I was watching the joke of itch match. And he's like the greatest of all time. And his wife's watching and she's so stressed out because like a tell she's like, I don't want to have to deal with his ass if he loses this match.

He's so annoying. Imagine. She's like, I've to, he's gonna, I have to baby him all night while he cries in his bedroom, which is normal, but it's just a lot. If you're dating a lawyer, it's not as bad. Or lawyers are pretty brutal. But I do think that- No, I feel like I'm made to be a lawyer or a doctor's wife or a politician's wife.

Why? I don't know. I used to want to be a major league baseball player's wife or like a politician's wife. Why? I don't know. I like, you just want to be like a major league baseball player's wife or I would still love to be a golfer's wife. Ooh, I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you.

I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think so sad for you. I think who is married to Paulina who I'm obsessed with.

Yeah, brothers, wife. Yeah, so they all hang out with, he's the caddy for Dustin and they just like go to beautiful places. And they're friends with Craig and Austin, they're always hanging out. Oh, wait. I had a chin. There's your in on the PGA. Do you know the rules? I'm a golf. Do I know the what? Rules to golf. What do I look like? Yeah, I read the handbook last night. I know you hit the ball, it gets in the hole. You wear a cute outfit.

I would wear, if I was a golfer's wife, dude, the fits I would have on is insane. And also golf. Oh my god, it is made for you. Because most athlete wives are like sitting in places. You only see their tops, but golf, you're full on standing in the front of the crowd and they get a little walk onto the green. And they walk on the stage of the green

and like you have a moment when you give your hug. And then the kids are there, they're like, daddy and you're like, shut the fuck up. It's Mommy's time. Oh my God, any professional golfers out there that might may or may not have a crush on me, hit me up. Oh my God, love that. You could probably get a lot of good DM slides

by just calling shit out on the pods. And then the giglers will like dive through, find the guy, tell him to hit you out. It's so funny because a guy the other day was like, I bet your DMs are fucking nuts. And I was like, I do not get DMs from guys, like at all. I maybe get one, once every couple of weeks, that's like an actual, like, hot, straight male.

Well, also you can't see a lot of them. Like a lot of them are private. So if a dude said something, it's like he has like not a lot of followers and he's private, so you're not going to like respond to that. But my Instagram is like, I'm 95% women. Same. But this is for the fucking girls. This is for the girls.

And I actually feel like it's a safe space. I love that. I don't want. I don't want the guys in my DMs. I don't want it. But you're on my Instagram. I posted, because I did for a while get like stupid DMs. I don't want it. It's not how I'm gonna meet you. I'm gonna be like, I posted, because I did for a while, get like stupid DMs,

but then I realized I would post them to put them on blast. I'd like keep their names and everything, but then guys started to like, get want clout from it, and like, they wouldn't really be sliding in. They'd be sending me stupid shit because I know I'd post it.

Yeah. Or they'd be like, why haven't you posted my DM? I think guys that want cloud is... Oh really? Because there's not only guys you go for. I can't. I can't.

I love this podcast. It's just us. I'm just analyzing each other. No, I've just turned it into a full-vents session. I think this is like my therapy. Yeah, it is. It's pretty healthy. I love how I become your zoom therapist.

Actually. Alright, I need to order that spicy rigatoni I've been thinking about for the entire fucking pod. Yeah, guys, we are working on new merch. We're so excited we're doing photo shoot this weekend. Yes. Really this week for summer. It's the one I'm excited about the most. I mean, too. I think this is my most favorite merch drop. Paige, you have anything fun on Amazon coming up?

I feel like you do. I have my hour on Amazon that will be this Wednesday, and then I have prime day the following week. I mean, this Wednesday we're just doing. I wanted, okay, so I wanted to do, which I'm gonna do, but I wanted to do a bunch of wedding guest dresses, but I couldn't get them in time for when I ordered them, so I can't do it this week, but I'm gonna do it the following week.

So this week we're just gonna do like summer stuff and like do stuff that I found. So you would try on every dress during the live? No, I don't try it on because. But you'd show up. When I got a, I'm gonna take my tits out. What do you this isn't my own that's on my only band you try on stuff, but they see it in between Oh my god that would be my only

dress and then like and that's the only fan playing with girls would watch it and guys would watch it Yeah, I would make you'd be so rich because girls would just be like cool. Yeah, but guys Yeah, wow would appreciate it for and guys would appreciate as well. What would it be called? Back pages Back page. Oh my god. We're just like where you get hooker Back page. Oh my god. Where you get hookers.

Oh, that's where you get hookers? Yeah, it's where you got hookers. It's a known thing. Back pages. Oh my god. Also, yeah, go to hannaburner.com. I booked Philly. It's not up yet, but it's going to be early July, which I'm so excited about.

I've Richmond coming up in Deanapolis, West Nyak. Don't know where that is, but sounds fun. Texas, New Jersey, Buffalo, Nashville. Maryland. When are you going to Nashville? Do you want to come? Yeah. Oh my god. Okay, Nashville. I wanted to go to Nashville for so long. I just feel like I really love it. I got time and I'm coming. I feel for so long, I just feel like I'd really love it. I got to and I'm coming. Thank you. But we should stay for a couple of days and I feel like Caleb Bristol is there.

Didn't you, we, Caleb Bristol? No, I know. Does she live there? I thought she lived in LA. I feel like she lives in Nashville. Whatever, I don't care who lives there and who we find, but I wanna go. I feel like I would just love it.

It'd never been. It would be so good. But we also need to go to Atlanta and visit Sierra. No, we absolutely need to go to Atlanta. We got one at the pod for a selfie. Yeah, we did. We were just on a phone. We were just on a phone call.

Okay, we gotta go. Thanks for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye. Bye! Bye!