Giggly Squad - Giggling about your party mood, premium advice, and honky tonks

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

Hannah went to Nashville and Paige doesn't want to party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello. Gagelista's. Oh, I love that. It seems chic. It does seem chic. It seems important. It's true.

Well, I've spent the entire day cleaning out my closet and let me tell you, it's therapeutic. It's so therapy. I love throwing shit out. Okay, I love how you start the pod immediately with a humble brag that you had a productive Sunday. I had one of the most productive Sundays I've had in years. Well, I like that you posted your messy closet

and your closet is next level because you've so many clothes And I was like oh my god. She's just like me, but now I'm disappointed because you actually cleaned it up and I didn't I Mean I I have one section left to go through and it's probably my most important section, which is my crop tops Do you throw away as you clean? I? Have zero trouble throwing anything away. People included. Because you're toxic, I love that.

But I'm not throwing it all away. I'm giving, oh, this is actually a good housekeeping thing. I'm giving all of my clothes to the fashion foundation. And we're going to do a little shop pages closet, which they rarely do. They usually only take designer stuff from like designers that have like over product or whatever but we're gonna do like a little like shop pages closet

because I felt weird like selling my clothes on Poshmark. One, I just don't have the time to like take pictures of everything and upload it and do all that. And I also just felt like it was, I don't know, like what am I gonna make like $10 from a shirt? I was about to share it. There's a lot of work to get $12 per shirt.

Yeah, like I just, I feel like it's almost like rude to do. Like why would I not just donate all of it? Did you have a good week? What did I do this week? I feel like I'm literally getting... like I have short-term memory. Or you're just living life in the moment. Like what was this week?

What day is today, son? Oh, I went out on Friday night. What'd you do? Well, I went out for the first time in New York City in months, like absolute months. And I have this new thing now. Every time I drink, I get dizzy. Like I had to leave early. When has, when has Paige deoh, ever left a club early, actively I wish exited. You're turning to me. No, like I was with Sierra actually, we went out, we went to like a dinner with all my

friends and then we went to a club, then went to a party and I'm at the party. I literally walked into the party, did a scan of the room and was like, Sarah, I'm leaving. More than welcome to stay with like, couple of my girlfriends, and she was like, I'm gonna stay. She was like, are you gonna say bye to anyone? I was like, that absolutely not. Got right in the elevator, came home, made frozen pizza.

Okay, people that say like, you can go out and have fun with your girlfriends. Absolutely. And like, there are totally nights that I like wanna go out and like drink and get fucked up with my friends. But let's be serious. You go out to flirt. Well, this is the thing.

We have an animalistic need to like find someone where attracted to you when you're single. So when you're, I don't care if you're dizzy, I don't care if you're tired, I don't care if your heels are hurting. You will animalistically push through that to find a partner. But the second you have a partner,

and the second you get a tiny little blister on the back of your foot, you're like, I can't make it, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't do it. Girl, you put in a lot of work in partying this last year, and you don't need to anymore. Partying is so mental, It's such a mental mindset. I know your hand really is.

If you're not in the mindset for me, like if the moon's not in the right position, we can't do it. I mean, we always talk about forcing things. Like sometimes I'll walk into a store and be like, oh, just not in a shopping mood. Like sometimes I'm just not in a shopping mood. And like recently, I've just like,

I'm just not in a party mood. And recently I'm just not in a party mood. Like unless I'm legit with my boyfriend and getting fucked up, then I can drink all day long. But like, I get more depressed at parties. Because not only am I forced to socialize and take in all this energy of people that I might not want to take in their energy like a super sensitive empathic human. Yeah. Then you start looking around at people having fun and then you overthink it like, wait, why am I not having fun?

Yeah. Like I felt bad leaving Sierra, but I had like, I had introduced her to like all my single guy friends and like one of my girlfriends that she knows pretty well was there. And so like she was like, I'm fine. And I was like, okay, then I, my Uber's already ordered anyways. Yeah. I'll see you later. He's actually been waiting for two minutes. Yeah. But funny because me and Sierra originally were like, we need to go to Nashville. We need to take down Nashville.

Yeah. But it turns out Nashville ended up being like Wednesday, Thursday. And then I had to fly back in the morning to do shows in New York this last week So it didn't work out. However, which I'm sad about I am sad about but I was doing a little like Nashville check-in for us So I can yeah because I feel like one day like in the next 10 years when I plan my bachelor at party It will be a Nashville. Okay. Why? I Feel like I don't know when I plan my bachelor at party, it will be a Nashville. Okay, why? I feel like, I don't know. But I feel like everyone goes there.

Yeah. And I just feel like it's something I would never normally, like a destination I would normally be like, we gotta go. They call it Las Vegas. They call it Las Vegas. Yeah. And I was scared.

I arrived, I was scared. And Des was like, we have to take on the town. That's Vegas. Yeah. I was scared. I arrived. I was scared. And Des was like, we have to take on the town. So the town, we just followed the noise. There's a strip called Broadway. And there's country music, live music, blasting out of every bar, almost competing with each other. And it's like the musicians rotate.

It's almost like stand-up comedy in New York. So is it kind of like, oh, like you're going, like if you're a country music singer and you wanna get discovered, like you're just performing. And yes, and they're just playing off tips, but like, and you go on a bar and it's fucking loud.

Like I was a grandma and I was like, it's snow loud in this bar. But it's also like touristy, that strip. It's for no one's from Nashville there like except like the bars Even the singers the guys from Boston, but random people want to become country music stars So we go to one of these bars called rippies Rippies honky-tonk. Do you know what a honky-tonk is? No, I Thought it was like a cute butt. It's a kind of music. A cute butt?

Yeah, like a honky-tonk. Like, look at my honky-tonk. She honky-tonk. She got a tongue. Like a tongue. She got a tongue. That's donk. I go to RIPPY true.

I go to RIPPY's. It ripped open my asshole. I got meat sweats. It was like great barbecue. We also got nachos. Ooh, I love barbecue. But it turns out there's other places and different spots around that are more, they're kind of like New York

chicish type of thing. So there's a wide range. It's like we were in the Times Square. OK. The crowds were great. Oh, so then maybe I don't want to do that for my bathrobe. I just don't know if it's your vibe. It's basically like cow girl chic.

It gets very country. Yeah, no, I see it's more like a winery in Napa. Thank you. No, and in the Nashville, we have to experience it, but then you also think about how often in New York City are you like, ooh, what if I ran into a famous country music star? Were that-

The hierarchy in Nashville is literally just like, every restaurant is like this country music singer's spot. Like they put their name on it. Oh, interesting. And I'm kind of into, do you know Casey Musgraves? Dude, she is a fucking vibe. No, I'm obsessed with her, like as a recent. Do you know her song, shit, what's it called, Buck?

There's this one song that I've been blasting for like the past couple of weeks. I don't know if it's because, like, my life is in the South recently now. Uh-huh. It's called Butterflies. Very good, very good. It's so good.

I'm gonna recommend to you, the second you get off and I'm gonna text you, so you don't forget, just applied. Just applied. Okay, by Casey Musgraves is so good. And like, didn't she just get out of like a relationship or something? She got a divorce. Okay, and she's now with a new man.

But I was in the cab and they started playing country and I'm like, I'm gonna give this a chance. And then I was like, okay, they started playing country. And I'm like, I'm going to give this a chance. And then I was like, OK, sign me the fuck up. I'm going to Casey Mosgrave's concert. And she's also like, her fashion is cool. She just feels like that's something new. Her fashion's so cool. Yeah.

So we say, I will say country music singers don't have the best fashion. They're traditional with their culture. Yeah. Yeah. But then also like I walked in a store and I was like, ooh, maybe I'll get some cute cowboy boots, cowgirl boots. Yeah. But in $500, I am doing an Amazon live on Wednesday

and I'm doing all shoes and I found like cowboy boots that you're not like giving your firstborn child for because they're very in, everyone needs a pair right now. Okay, but um you may have seen on our Instagrams that we did record a new episode together of Call Her Daddy, which is exciting. Daddy gang, we love you so much and this episode was a journey. It took a lot of forms. A lot of forms I was emotionally taxed after. Yeah me journey. It took a lot of forms. A lot of forms I was emotionally taxed after. Yeah, me too.

I took a nap after. Yep, but seeing Alex for the first time since quarantine, it was the first time you met her in person, was so fun. We'll get into more details after it airs. We'll give a little response episode, because it's a great one. But then, finally, this weekend, I did shows in the city, and Alex came to one of them,

which I was not expecting. And she got on stage. It was hilarious. The energy was crazy. But what I want to tell you about is the next show. Again, on stage, I'm kind of tired. It's been a long ass week. And the front row is four finance bros.

Okay. And I'm thinking, okay, this is what I joke about in my comedy. But these guys are sitting right here. Like, how old are they? Like, like, 20s? One was 25 and the rest were like early 30s, but I just was still elevating at the opportunity to talk to these men. like 20s. One was 25 and the rest were like early 30s, but I just was still elevating at the opportunity to talk to these men.

Yeah, so many questions for them. So I first turn, I go, how did you guys get here? Did you get lost? And everyone's laughing. And they're like, we love summer house. And I'm like, oh, hey, cool, cool. How do we begin? Any of you guys have a name that ends in ER?

And some guy goes, I'm Hunter. And I was like, okay, I'm in my element now. And I go, are you guys in finance? And they're like, yes. And everyone starts laughing. And the guy in the front, he seemed kind of younger. I could tell he was the weak link, so I went towards him. And I said, what's your name?

And he said William. And I said, do you have numerals in your name? And he said yes. I'm going before it. And people just start dying laughing. And I'm like, are you from Connecticut? And he says yes. So I'm like six for six at this point, just feeling myself. Oh my god. And then I go, did you play LaCrosse? He said yes, the whole house was almost imploded. Lost their minds. Lost their minds, and then I just made fun of them for the rest of the show.

And then Raina Greenberg from Girls Gotta Eat comes in, and she goes, let's play Maryfuck Kill. You guys get on stage. They continue to shit on them. Des is calling them LL Bean. Like it was just... Oh my god! It was everything I ever wanted. Wait, that sounds like such a good one.

It was so fun and then they messaged me on Instagram that night, like 2 a.m. They must have been like hooked up at some bar and they were like- They were like, it was a blast, like thanks for ripping on us all night, we had so much fun and I was like, this is what comedy's for. We're just uniting douchebags and girls and then there were girls next much fun and I was like, this is what comedy's for. We're just uniting douchebags and girls and then there were girls next to them and I was trying to hook them up. Like, yeah, it got me excited for our live show

and I hope some single guys come to our live show. I know, because we would never roast a giggler but like, they're boyfriends for sure. New York City was fun this weekend. I'm glad to be here. Yeah, New York City was a real vibe this weekend. I also want to talk about I've been doing my little workouts. I have a trainer. Yeah, they saw that.

And you know we love talking about random DMs. We get that we're not sure if they're backhunting compliments or not. And someone goes, I love that you work out without the traditional workout aesthetic. It's so refreshing. I love that you work out without the traditional workout aesthetic. It's so refreshing. Which is basically just being like, just go straight. You're just going straight.

You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight.

You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. You're just going straight. My favorite is like moms, like 40s, 50s, like full moms DMing, like insulting you, but like complimenting you. Yeah. Like they mean it wholeheartedly, like, like, wholesomely, but you're like, that was kind of a dig. But also at this point, the gigglers can't win, because if they tell me I'm beautiful, I'm like, fuck you, stop. Just admiring me for my looks.

And then if they're like, oh my god, I love that you're so run unfiltered and body positive and I'm like what the fuck does that mean? so I do think like there is this workout aesthetic where like you make it look wonderful and beautiful But I wear my old college Wisconsin baggy shirts because when I work out I don't want to care how I look It's the last thing I'm thinking about work out Like sets are so fucking binding. Right? It's so tight. And you're doing these crunches,

and you don't want to see like your rolls like folding over. Yeah, it's so tight. It's so tight. It's tight. I only wear like workout sets if I'm going to a class. Like if I'm going to Pilates, then I'll wear like a set. If I'm working out, like if I do a p-volve, like computer, like stream in my apartment,

I'm probably in my pajamas from the night before. Yeah, yeah, just a sports bra and shorts and fuck that shit up. Like I can't do a workout that's like running, jumping. If there's running or jumping, I'm not doing it. If there's too much of a workout that's like running, jumping. If there's running or jumping, I'm not doing it. If there's too much of a say that. Let's just say that. Let's go activity, we're not doing it.

If I have to move my body too much, we're not doing it. No, it's just no. And I also don't think it's good for you. Moving your body. No, I don't think running is good for you. Okay, bad for your knees. I do these bad for your body. No, like I don't think like running is good for you. Okay, bad for your knees. I do think it's bad for your knees. It is a yeah, it'll be good.

I don't do it. People get addicted to running. Yeah, I'm over in Marathons. Someone has sent help. Like their whole day is spent running. I someone's at your door. Yeah, let me get my sushi. I can actually gonna order Chinese food tonight too.

Good for you. No, yeah. People who run, they're running from their problems, you know? You have to learn how to sit in your feelings. And... Yeah. Can we dive into front page news? Just... There.

I need to talk about Kim K on SNL. Oh, okay, yeah. Did you watch? I watched, I didn't like watch her when I was on TV, but I've watched like some of the... Highlight rules. Like, skits, okay. Yeah. Did you watch? I Watt I didn't like watch her when I was on TV, but I've watched like some of the highlight like skits. Yeah People, what do you think? Surprise that Kim crushed it. That was the everyone Agreed that she crushed it. Do you think yeah everyone thinks she crushed it? It's just like I knew she was gonna be good at it, but here's the other thing. I think people, like forget that like there's a full team

of comedic writers. It's not like she got up there and just did a monologue. Like free-siled it. Like this has been practiced, written, re-written. Like she read a teleprompter. Like I think that it's just a stereotype. People, for some reason, think Kim is like really stupid, which she's not.

People think that she's like annoying and vapid, which her comedic timing was really good. She was really confident there, but think about it. This woman has been on TV for 20 years. 20 years, I mean, she's a full billionaire. There's no one is, no stupid person is a billionaire. I feel like, I must, it's like inherited. But like she built like an empire and also,

yeah, you couldn't get that famous on a reality show if people don't like your personality. Exactly. And also, keeping up with the Kardashians, there are a few episodes that are fucking hilarious. Yes. Like some of the shit that they've done is just funny. If I think overall it's such a successful reality TV show because they're like in on the joke and a lot of reality TV shows they're kind of not like I think the bad guys kind of in on the joke. And the Kardashians have a great sense of humor. And well, you also have to remember

that the Kardashians are also producers on their reality shows. So like they see everything before it goes out, like they help edit it. So like they're not gonna, there's never gonna be anything too risky. People love to hate them. But to see her come on,

have such a great sense of humor. Like it was, but you're right, everyone who goes on SNL, you're gonna do well as the host because everyone's writing your jokes, you're reading it off the prom tour. You're gonna do it, but her timing was really good. And then the overall buzz around it,

like how everyone, the cameos, Amy Schumer, Tyler C, who we love how he's branching out from bachelor's admission to like, be a real ass celebrity almost. It's crazy. It's just like, I love when celebrities hang out with each other. Like I just find it fascinating because it's like, it's like being in high school when like the soccer girls hang out with the soccer girls. Because they have that in common. And then it's like, A-list celebrities hang out A-list celebrities because they have it in common.

It's just kind of interesting. I remember it's interesting because he was never even the bachelor. He just looked so hot that people were like, he's not normal hot, he's A-list hot. Yeah, you're literally pretty privileged. He let his friend go on the bachelor instead and then was like, I'll watch from afar and just be super hot. Yeah, you're literally pretty privileged. He like let his friend go on the bachelor instead and then was like, I'll watch from afar and just be super hot. And yeah. Oh, because he had the Gigi Hadid. Gigi Hadid made Tyler. So let's be honest. Let's give credit to the women that built the man, you know. That's kind of how I feel about Pete Davidson.

Okay, that's how I feel about Pete Davidson. It's also how I feel about Olivia Colpo Like I don't think people like yes, she won Miss Universe, but it was because she started dating Nick Jonas Oh, yeah, people were like who is this girl and now I mean, I think her and Christian McCaffrey are like the hottest couple ever Oh, oh, oh Speaking of engagements are you familiar with Sam and Girl? No. Okay, well Sam and Girl is the girl who went viral on TikTok, Emily? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

She's basically ASMR for Gen Z. For Gen Z cooking. Yeah. And I was laughing so hard. I think maybe we should try to make it. You get like salmon, you cut it up, you put white rice, you put mayo, hot sauce, then like crispy seaweed, and avocado, and you mash it all up,

and everyone's like, it's amazing. And someone was making fun of it. Like, we finally got Instagram models to eat carbs. I watched it and I was like, I get this girl's aesthetic. I think she's very calming and I couldn't get past that, like, she's so much young. How do you think she is? I think she's only like, I think she's like early 20s.

I mean those people pissed me off like anyone who has the patience. And it just looked like took a cook. Like it just looked like her life was so together and I was so jealous of her. Like her fridge had stuff in it. Yeah, like she definitely has a macho station. I have a soy sauce.

I have one soy sauce and expired hot sauce. No, I literally have lookroy's olives. And like, oh, milk in my refrigerator. If you look at our other videos, she's like, we're going to make this veggie stew. And she just keeps taking all these colorful, beautiful vegetables, cutting them. And I'm like, also, when I cook, I'm eating the whole time.

So by the time I'm running on the whole. Eating the whole time, she had a TikTok that was like, oh my God, I slept for 12 hours last night. And I was just like, and she was probably sober, and like just gotten better early. And I was just like, what's that like? Like I don't go to bed till like 2 AM. So she got engaged. And so girl was like, I saw that Emily got engaged

and like she's viral on TikTok. And now she has a husband. And she makes all these like really healthy, like clean meals. Yeah. And then she goes, her husband sitting next to her and goes, you have a husband. And we're about to eat some really good food together.

And she's like, I have to get off TikTok. Wait, she's a hairstylist. She probably lives in like, where she live, maybe LA. LA. Yeah, she's living a normal life and gets her part. TikTok's wild. But guys, do not compare yourself to people who go viral on TikTok. I do.

No, do not. You can't, you really can't though because it it's, you don't know what's gonna go viral and what's not like. And also, you guys, these are high moments in your life. They happen to everyone. They don't always last. It's not sustainable for long-term happiness, but it's exciting and fun.

And don't. I'm happy for her that she got engaged. I am. I know. I hope the guy wasn't like, okay, you just went for Island TikTok, so I need to lock you, you're asked down. I'm just kidding.

Yeah. We always will find like the toxic trait, not. Like, what's a conspiracy theory to ruin these people? No, but it's just so funny how suddenly she gets all of this attention and then she's like, side note, I have a man who really loves me. I once spent the rest of his life with me and every girl's like,

do I have to get a fully stocked fridge? Here's the thing though, I just can't, I just, I have such a strong opinion about people like at Married So Young because maybe it's just because I was a mess at 25 and like continue to be a mess. But like if you look at it, we are alive for so long. Oh my God, so, why did you say that?

So, I think this is what's up. Oh, I think this is what's up. Yeah, like in his head, he's really, he has to spend what? 30 years to literally said that to me. He was like, I know my hair just hard, but like, I don't have that many years left, so let me count give a fuck.

Like, the only reason we get married early is because if you wanna have kids, you wanna have that stable family structure. But imagine if we didn't have to have kids, that's why men are fucking. Yeah. It's not that we're more emotional than them and we're needy. They just like biologically don't have to. Yeah, it's not that we're more emotional than them and we're needy.

They just like biologically don't have to. Right, it's just, I don't know. I just could never see myself. I mean, also I'm about to be 29. So it's like, yeah, but you're not getting married before 30. Like, I just even before that, like I never really saw myself getting married before third day. Yeah, yeah. I, um, I don't know. I, I just think it's about finding the right person and timing is a huge thing. And when you're 25, yeah, when you're 25 and partying, it's like, doesn't make sense.

And I would like to quote the Bible. Which is because you weren't not in a past life. My Bible would be Sex in the City. Yeah. And which I've based my entire existence on. And I know that she gets a lot of hate, but she's actually one of the strongest characters in Sex in the City, which is Miranda. And she said, it has nothing to do with a guy falling in love with you. It's when he turns his light on and he's ready to settle down.

And I genuinely believe that. When a guy is ready to settle down, the girl he is dating at the time is the girl he marries. I also think that when he's ready to settle down, he's already gotten better with his picker to know what kind of people he wants to be around. So it is like the two way street. And it's crazy because like, does this such an example of that?

Like he's touring comic his whole life. Like he's like out of his own. I want him married. I'm not a sustainable way to have a good relationship. And then the pandemic happened and he like stopped for a second Sustainable like way to have a good relationship and then The pandemic happened and he like stopped for a second and like reflected on where he was and So so much is timing and you can't force timing We can I feel like we're about to get into our advice segment. We're bringing back. We haven't done it in so long I'm so excited and the giglers ask the best questions

PMS how do you guys deal? We don't. I don't. Just when you're spiraling, it's just like anxiety. Don't latch onto it and know this is not me. This is my PMS speaking. I actually don't have crazy, like PMS, other than like I crave certain foods

That kind of sounds fun Yeah, like I just like eat a lot more, but I don't ever feel like I Get depressed and over political like interesting. I don't get angry I'll like something I just won't be able to get it like off my back And then I'm like over oh, we're being messing. You don't actually care about this situation that much. And then the second the blood leaves my pussy lips, I'm like, ooh, I don't care anymore.

I feel like I'm just perpetually anxious, so I like. You can't tell if it's cause of the pain. Yeah, I'm like, this is just my brain. It's like people are like watch out for seasonal depression and I'm like, what about yearly? Why don't you watch out for that? Yeah. Okay.

Ooh. I love asking for dick pics. Am I sending the wrong message by asking for one? Wow, that has a lot of layers to it. That is a lot of layers. Why, first I need to know why you love asking for them. Second of all, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, yeah, I think it's weird. Well, it depends what the message is. What is a wrong message?

Your message could be, I want to see if I want to ride your dick or not. Or maybe it's like a very, or maybe she's got it right and that's very intimidating to men. And so it's already like, and then if she doesn't respond, they feel so ashamed. I kind of feel like that's very empowering actually. We have too many questions. Like I want to know, like, do you send stuff back? Like, because my thing is don't send a titty to early or a butthole or a vajhole. Just don't do the nude too early. That's my opinion.

You take it as power. Make a man. I don't think ever being, I don't think you should ever send a pick being fully nude. No, no, no, no. Fully nude. And I also would,

I also don't think your head needs to be in it. I do think true. I do think the Snapchat generation finds it a lot more empowering to send nudes. We were born scared of the cloud, like Jennifer Lawrence, and I just never wanted to be that person. I was just gonna say that. How crazy, this is, how many years ago was this now 10?

And that was the biggest thing ever that people were hacking celebrities, eye clouds, and posting all their nudes. Now people would be like, okay, cool. I just, I don't want us to give too many opinions on sending nudes because I feel like younger people are much chiller with it, and I don't want to be like that grandma being like,

anyway, little scurrr. If you feel it's empowering, cool, but I personally feel like a little bit of my soul is lost whenever a guy who doesn't deserve to see me naked, sees me naked, because it's not only him he's showing all his friends. And I just hate that. Right.

Right. Oh, he's not gonna show how many times have you showed your friend dick pics? If you don't show it to your friend, it didn't happen. Every single time. I have old dick pics from X's that I still show people and I'm engaged. Unless it is my current boyfriend, like at that time, I'm true. No, I've shown my life at that time.

I've shown, because it's like every time they bond. Yeah, it's like, oh my god, look at this. And especially if it's unsolicited, I'm like blasting it to my group chat like how fucking embarrassing. Why would he do this? Also, I forget when when you Like college when my friends and I were just single hooking up all the time the first question I'd ask I just be like how big girthy not girthy because I was trying to find a way to see if I could predict Like the way guys walk or their hands or something. Yeah, usually you can. Usually you can by their energy.

Yeah, you can. I've been getting, you know, I like, well, joke about short guys, but I realize I don't have anything in short guys. I have small, big energy. Yeah, but I'm going to tell you something. Don't sleep on short guys because- Do not. Do not.

Do not. Do not. Some of them, if they have big dick energy and they're short, incredible. If they're short and have small dick energy, they will be angry and take it out on you. I was talking up with a guy. He was like kind of short, like he was short.

And- And pages five, what are you five, three? Yeah, I'm like five, three, five, four. I would say that he was five. Seven. Nine. Ten. That's not true.

He was in five, ten. He was five, seven. I don't know if he was 5-7. No, he was taller than 5-7. Whatever, regardless, he was short. And it was like, he was short till like, damn, should I wear these heels or not. It was at that level.

The first time I ever hooked up with him, I said, whoa. And he was so offended and I was like, I'm sorry, I just, I wasn't expecting this. And like, good for you. Like, I'm happy for you. Like, you. Did he have a big dick? Yes. And like, and I should have known because he had very big dick energy. Like he walked in a room, He was like very chill very cool

Like swaggy, but I just wasn't expecting it and I literally said whoa and he was like It turns out just cuz guys are tall does not mean they have good Doesn't mean they're a kind person. Yeah, I've also like hooked up with tall guys that I'm like I You immediately like think of a line have to leave. It's just like, no, you know, how we talk about pretty privilege, tall privilege is such a thing to the point that they sometimes don't even develop like good conversational skills. No, the intimacy, I could keep going. If a tall guy walks into a bar, like you notice him first, like, and if he's good looking, you're like, damn, okay.

Yeah. I have the best question we've ever gotten. Okay. If I go to an authentic Italian restaurant, what am I ordering? Let's give her the lay of the land. Like, gigglers, we're going to Spaccarelli's. We're going to some like, low key mafia own place. You have to go to the ones that you think are connected. Yeah You're immediately getting the barata Tell them on you you're getting the barata. You're getting the barata with the bread I like to also get like a meat board like because I like to get the barata then like the pursuit and then I like to Know that you wrap it together with the bread. Yeah, also some appetizers that I think are fun

I mean the Kalamari's classic, but if you want to get even crazier the baked clams at a time and then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together. And then you wrap it together.

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Yeah, it's just like, if you want to be too big, I can't. Yeah, if you want to be healthy, get like a Mediterranean salad, which is like squid and calamari and octopus with a light olive oil drizzle, and that is normally great. I never order that. It's for the healthy people. Okay, well, yeah, I don't know if I would just hear hands. Okay, then for the meal, what are we ordering?

I usually always get a pasta. My favorite is usually, if there's like a veal marsalah on the menu and probably getting that. Mm-hmm. We always have the classics like the Peniel vodka. I do love like in a recchi at a moment. Oh okay. Rock La Rob and sausage. That is very underrated. You feel healthy. You don't feel gross after. Other pauses, the cachot, it pepe. Yeah I love that. There is an Italian restaurant.

It's on, they just opened one on the upper east side. It's called Pico la Cacina, Cacina, whatever. There's a bunch in the city. I think there's one on Thompson, whatever. It's like a very, very good authentic Italian restaurant. Yep. I really think you can't go wrong, but the appetizers are super important. And I think that's where we nailed it.

Otherwise, everything's good. Sometimes I'd rather just like get all appetizers. And like if you want a pasta, like ask them to give it to you and like the appetizer portion, and just do like a bunch of apps, and then I'm ready to bounce. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um, okay, next question.

Okay. Huh. How to handle a mean girl in the moment when you can't walk away from the situation. Oh. I'm not, you handle that. Okay. Thank you. My immediate reaction is I just start laughing.

Like, but not like a laugh. Like, haha, it's more like you pick, you have to pick your phone up, make a face at your phone. Like this girl is an absolute bitch and just be like, or if it's a really extreme situation, I will turn to my friend who's also in this conversation and loud enough so that the mean girl hears it, but like that she thinks I'm trying to be quiet. Like I will turn to my friend and be like this girl is like fucking bitch. Knowing that this girl has heard me say that and then she starts to feel awkward.

Now if you're dealing with a real bitch and she turns to you and says, what did you just say? You turn back to her and you say, oh, I was telling my friend that you are such a bitch. And then you proceed from there, my friends. The key to dealing with mean people is they want to hurt you. So they want to get a reaction out of you. So why Paige's response was genius is because she never broke.

She never got upset. She never showed emotion. So your job is to just not show emotion and knock it angry, not cry, and just do stuff eventually. Yeah, it's all about making that person feel stupid. Like also the word embarrassing should come to mind. So you should like look at your phone, be scrolling, be like she's so embarrassing. Like make them feel idiotic. That was amazing. Okay, sexy time with my husband's great, but I'm insecure about my body. How do I how do I chill and enjoy? They're not looking at it. They're not

looking at it. I know for a fact, whatever we are worried about, like certain roles in certain positions in our stomach, they don't notice that. They have no idea. You were riding a guy and sometimes you'd be like, oh, is this looking okay? And then you don't ever look down to realize they're fucking lying, they're making some weird faces

with like four chins, like look at them. Yeah, look at them. Like, Jimmy, you mean? I'm picking yourself apart and just like look at them. Yeah, look at them. Like, gently. You're taking yourself apart and just like look at what you're fucking and be like, they're just so excited. They're so excited to even be having sex that you have agreed to this. They are not looking.

Yeah, the fact that they've already decided to fuck you means they like your body. And men can't even tell if you've gotten a four inch haircut, they're not gonna tell if your love handles gained a little weight. I just thought. I have shaved my head and does it really get something different? No, it's nothing different, never mind. I had gotten a spray chance and I didn't realize how fucking orange I was until I was having sex and my leg was like next to like his like chest or something mid sex I go oh my god I'm orange and he was just like uh and I got so self-conscious that I was like fucking a new ballad. And he was like, I don't give a fuck. Not the prer not a prop right now. And I literally

got done and was like, I need to shower. I need to shower this off. And like exfoliate. And I'm like, exfoliate. They're not even reflecting on how it went. They are just like exhausted. They are just like exhausted. They are just lying there with no thoughts going through their head. Yeah. At all. They have literally, they're like, yeah.

They're babies. This is not advice, but someone messaged us and said, you guys have saved me with humor when I was suffering a miscarriage, thank you. Oh. I just have to say the good glitters. Miscarriage and fertility, all this stuff is happening to so many people.

Yeah. And you're not alone. We have this weird opportunity to connect with so many women at once. We're kind of crazy to hear like, how common people's problems actually are. And like, y'all are struggling together. Have you checked your fertility? So there's this comic, Kasey Balsham,

who did my show and she's doing a whole one-woman show called Inconceivable and she was telling me she's like in her 30s she's right to have children And she was like I wish women would check when they're like 25 Yeah, when like to know if you need to use a condom for the rest of your life Be to like already be prepping in the right way is because let's be serious There's no way we've been this lucky That's what she said she was there so many times There are a few times that I'm like, is Jesus really looking down on me? Yeah, because I could have sworn.

I am left. So she was gonna have it. Yeah, reckless. Take it three one day, because you missed the week somehow. Yeah, yeah. It's not great. I do think that it's a weird thing that you don't know you have a problem until, not that's a problem,

but that you're gonna trouble until you wanna do it, which is crazy. It is crazy. I've checked mine. Oh, you have. Yeah, I've checked mine because when I started going on birth control, they checked my eggs and all of that. I'm at the normal amount of eggs,

but I always had problems with my ovaries. It was really just like, can my eggs drop to my ovaries for when I want to have a baby? That's my on birth control to get rid of the cysts on my ovaries so that when I do want to have a baby. So that's my on-birth control to like get rid of the cysts on my ovaries. So that like when I do want to have a baby, my eggs will be able to like drop down. It's crazy. It's crazy. No, there's sure going on all the time, but I feel like Cuz it's not talked about because

it's not prioritized in our male-dominated culture. You literally think you're the one freak with a cyst on your ovary. I have hundreds of cysts on my ovaries. Is that crazy? It's crazy. At least they have each other. It's also so gross to think about. There's these two things inside my body that just have dots all over them. Ew!

It's also so annoying that boys don't have to deal with anything like We have to go to a full on doctor Who specializes in our vagina that is their specialty? Casey was cracking me up because she was like so I have all these things I have to do to for In vitro she's like I'm injecting myself there going inside me pulling eggs out like it's also like when you're Put like prodded that much like that's trauma. I know women that have to do in vitro I like I that is probably fucking traumatizing and she was like the only thing this motherfucker has to do is not walk around with his cell phone And his pocket close to his balls and she's like and he can't even do that

No, it's so crazy. It's the most insane thing. And then imagine you're going through all those have kids, but the whole thing that you have to do is have sex with your husband when you probably don't feel sexy during all that stuff and it becomes so methodical. And then at some point, if you have any tension in your relationship, it probably multiplies it. I know. I've never really thought about, like, OK, if you're having a hard time getting pregnant,

looking at your husband and being like, hey, I'm ovulating right now, can we have sex? Like, how do you get into that? It's very transactional at that point, because like, right. And then you're reflecting what you used to be. Next thing you know, you're, yeah,

the movie sex life on Netflix. Right. Like we're in relationship. So it's like, if we're going to have sex, it's because like someone's like, we're into it. Yeah. Yeah.

Like not because we need to. That makes me sad. But also think about like as a woman, so much worth is about like that you can be a mother, you can have babies. So you probably, your self-esteem gets hit when you feel like, oh, I can't bring this guy a baby. And then you don't feel like yourself in the relationship or you feel like he feels definitely

about you. I don't know. I'm just trying to really put myself in the shoes. Do you know that one of my biggest fears is that- Taxivation. Second to that. Tax evasion, definitely the first one. Is that after I have a baby,

give my husband his first child? No, that you fall into this, that's the mother of my children and my wife, not that sexy girlfriend that I started dating. Like that is my biggest fear, that he won't seem like his view of me will switch and it will be a lot more respectful maybe. But like, will he, like I still want him to think like that's just my girlfriend.

Like, yeah, the thing is you've gone out of puppy dog phase before and people don't talk about that. Yeah, like puppy dog phase is a dopamine Chemistry in your brain. Yeah, and you realize the relationship is literally like oh, I found someone who I love deeply and it's this comfort like You don't fuck like rabbits forever. I mean my nan and Papa do, but like, yeah, Nana does though. Nana does, which I try to figure out how she got there. But I just think like, there needs to be more romance like songs on TV about like, we always pick the same food that we want.

And we always want to watch the same shows. Yeah. But I do think that's why there's so much stuff about like how to spice up your relationship or like go on date nights. Like, that's why relationships are work much stuff about how to spice up your relationship or go on date nights. That's why relationships are work because all these things happen that aren't as easy as when you're new meet to each other. Yeah, and once I have to put work in, I'm like, I'm 25, I'll just do someone new. But now it's like, okay, you're old, okay.

Oh, I'm so guilty about this. Second, I felt any kind of tension or like, or he brought up something, I would be like, then go find someone else. Yeah, I'm like, I don't need this, but now you get to an age where you're like, hey, do you wanna work on this? Do you wanna work on this with me?

Because it becomes this beautiful, just like, calm connection that is safe to you. Because I think you want one having kids, you want safe, you don't want the guy who's like, you don't know if he's gonna show up at night, but like when he does, it's crazy sex. Oh god, oh god now. If my husband doesn't come correct at all moments

involving our children, like, I really do, I really, guys, I really don't have a problem hiring a, I really, I really, guys, I really don't have a problem hiring a hitman. Like, I really don't, like if something happens and I get married and I'm still in someone of the public eye and my husband, it gets murdered, know that he deserved it. Okay, and don't research it and don't try and put the-

No follow-up questions. Yeah, don't put the puzzle pieces together. I had him leave it alone. Leave it alone. Leave it alone. I'm just kidding. Obviously, I would never kill someone. OK, I have a question.

OK. Wearing no bra under a crop top during hot summers, while having a business meeting, will also depends on your workplace. If you're in a fun, female, millennial office, go off, especially go off. Actually, you don't prepare things. Why did you get them? You have to show them off.

But if you're a lawyer and you're in court, I'm going to say no. You know? Yeah, there's a lot of variables to this, but I also think it's about you being comfortable. And if you're feeling uncomfortable, it's probably like out of context. Yeah. Like, I have a rule that if I am going to something that has either like a dress code or like I have to dress a little bit more conservative and I put something on and in my head I say, is this appropriate?

Then it's usually not. Like, if I even have to ask the question, then it's probably not. Mm-hmm. And I'm all about fraying the nipple. I prefer just, if I don't want to wear bra, I wear black. So, like, I have black crop tops that I've fitted, like, people are seeing. I'm also not afraid of, like, girls and nipples being hard.

Guys, how many men in my life have been, like, I could see your nipples and I go, have you never seen a nipple before? Like, okay. Like, it's not like- Yeah, like, I've never understood, like, guys, I'm not, like, core thing of baby in front of you. It's like a nipple. You have a nipple before. Like, okay. Like it's not like- Yeah, like I've never understood, like guys are not like, I'm not like, or thing of baby in front of you. It's like a nipple.

You have a nipple. It's a nipple. Yeah, like I can see yours through your t-shirt sometime and I don't comment. But I have a thing where like, my nipples are never hard. It's like a weird thing. My nipples are only hard.

I know yours are always my never hard. Cutting glass. Maybe, maybe, are they a little insensitive? I don't know. I don't know. Fun fact is about me, only one of my nipples gets hard. Feels good when you touch it. Interesting.

Like the other nipple, if a guy's like touching it, I'm like, this does nothing for me, but the other nipple, I'm like, yes, thank you. Yeah, like, I don't, I feel like I don't have sensitive. It's like I got a fake boob job and like when I was born, because like, I don't, nothing really like gets me going.

You got a reverse boob job when you were born. Yeah. I got a boob reduction. Yeah, I don't know. It's just like not a thing I worry about. Last question. My boyfriend cried because I said Justin Bieber is hot. Should I dump him?

Yes, yes. Yes. Hannah didn't even have to finish that. I said, jump him immediately. That's a level of sensitivity that makes me so highly uncomfortable. Yeah, you got the EBGBs, but I'll leave it. No, I just got the

ik from her relationship. Oh my god. Oh my god. So I have so many follow up questions like I don't, I don't get rid of them. He's I want to like the depth of like what triggered it, what the trauma is like did someone else leave him for Justin Bieber's like, or did he have a breakup song of Justin Bieber that reminded him of someone like, I don't know, maybe there's more to the story, because this seems truly

sport. I had a boyfriend one time. We were sitting on a dinner date and Justin Timberlake was at the same restaurant that we were at, okay, and I freaked out. I was like, oh my god, Justin Timberlake is saying next to us. Like, with Jessica Beale, like, what was I supposed to do? My boyfriend got so fucking mad at me for getting excited to see, like, seeing him and saying that he was hot and said it was disrespectful to him. And I said, why? And he said, because like, you could possibly

hook up with him one day. And I was like, he's sitting at dinner with his wife. He's just in Timberlake. And like, what the fuck are you talking about? That was also jail guy. Go back to jail. No, I was just like, what is going on? That's like an insecurity on there. That's something too deep. They need to work that out with their therapist. You'll never be able to help with that. Yeah, you won't be able to help with that.

And, no, I can't. Also, you know how I feel when like men cry, which it's fine. They should be able to let their emotions out. But when it's things like that, I'm like, stop. Also, how do you get out of that? You go just kidding, he's not hot. Then what, you're a liar?

But also, I low-key get it. Like, what if he looks very different than Justin Timberlake? I mean, Justin Bieber. And he feels like... Okay, let's reverse it. Let's reverse it. Yeah, like, if someone tells me, like, oh, my celebrity crush is Pam Anderson, I'm like, but I'm still, I would never cry.

I'd be like, oh, then maybe, like, I don't see that for you. No, like if my boyfriend says, oh my God, my celebrity crush is Margot Robbie. I'm like, I get it, but also shut the fuck up. Like, I'm not crying about it. I told you that when Jennifer Lopez walked out during the inauguration that Des audibly went,

boom. And I was like, excuse me. And he was like, oh my god. I didn't, did I make a noise? And I was like, are you kidding me? And he was like, she looks good. She looks good. The girl looks good.

I have credit where credit's due. And I was like, what in no situation are you crying? No, but also earlier that day, I had sent him a funny photo with me, and he was like, ew, so that's why I was a little sensitive that day. I was like, you almost puked when you saw a photo of me, but you saw her and you couldn't help yourself. Maybe that's why I have problems with J-Lo and Benefer. Look at us, we're just unpacking our trauma.

Look at us. We're just like unpacking our trauma Mugras also Know how like you think people are hot all the time yeah a lot of think people are hot all the time But it doesn't mean that they're gonna have an emotional connection like you guys do it's also Justin Bieber like tell your boyfriend For meeting him like you're never looking up with him. It's not a big deal. I For meeting him like you're never hooking up with them. It's not a big deal. I Said yeah, I can't but even if you're like you're allowed to think other people are hot Like I just the priest it was hot yesterday who was serving me coffee I could probably fuck him if I wanted to but it's not a big deal just because you are in a relationship Does not mean you are dead and all of your senses have just like gone away If anything, if I see a hot girl, I think,

wow, that's a really hot girl. I wonder if my boyfriend thinks she's hot. Do you think that girl's hot? And then we talk about it. In no situation, do I think he's gonna go sleep with her? I wonder if he would get as upset if she was like, I think, Justin Bieber has a great personality.

I think I would get upset. Yeah, like if I die, I think about death, if he says like another female comics, really funny. I'll be like, no. Like I would get upset if he said like, oh I like that girl's like vibe, like she's just cool.

I'd get way more of that. He's got to be like, he'll be like, oh I really like this female comic or Andrews is insane, she's crushing. And in my head, I'll be like, no, I don't like that. Do I have like energy like that? Yeah, no, I don't like that. I rather, I rather him think like she's just like a hot girl than like like, her as a person.

So this is where it's wrong with comedy. Stand up comedy. It's fine because all you do all day is comics is be like, oh, I like this comedian. This comic was really good. He just met a girl and was like, she has a great personality. I'd be like, go marry her then. Yeah, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. Like, imagine if your boyfriend was like, hey, I'm at, I'm so-and-so. She has just like a really magical like lights up a room. Oh, her energy is like, if a guy said a girl's energy was amazing. No, I would, I would. That's cheating. That's cheating. That's cheating. You just cheated on me. What if Craig was like, I really like this girl's Instagram aesthetic? Anyway, guys, we went over time just giggling.

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