Giggly Squad - Giggling with Reality Gays about blow job tips, narcissism, and feet finder

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

Our first ever collab with Reality Gays and they had us peeing our pants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up you guys? This is a very special episode of Giggly Squad. We're gonna have more giggles than usual because we have our first ever guests We have Jake and Matt who are two Southern Queens from the podcast reality gaze who happened to be a Clinical psychologist Matt is and Jake is a life coach and a teacher. So we need them in our lives Welcome to Giggly squad welcome to the squad Oh my, I feel like we need to plow us. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hannah, that was the most amazing introduction. Like this is why she gets paid the big bucks. Like that was flawless.

I'm like, who? I was like, oh my god, is she gonna stumble on her work? Who are you introducing? Because it's just, I'm sitting here and what looks like a bunk bed. And it's office. Yes, in my small ridiculous apartment Los Angeles. Thank you all for having it on. Maddie, just so people know my voice, I'm Maddie, and that other screeching queen is poodle AKA and the and the

parrot that's screeching at you is Jake. So Jake, we call poodle. What would you guys call Paige? Because we call her, I'll tell you what I call her, and Giggly Square would call her a cricket, because we think she's the body type of a cricket. Do you rub your legs together in soundamints? Yes, only on special nights. Oh my God.

I think Cricket's good. I like it. I love cricket. I love Cricket. I feel like someone had given me that name as an insult. And so you know what I did? Took that right around and turned it into a compliment because I feel like Crickets have long, lean legs. And I was like, did you just call me skinny?

And Crickets are the like 10 models. They're the supermodels of the insect world. We could call you, this isn't a not skinny thing. We could call you elephant because on this show, you remember everything. That is a shit. Ruse, you bring back receipts. That is, you're right, that is not a skinny compliment,

but I will take it for the brain. You're a great open. You're originally France before, or was it just an immediate connection? I know people of Ariaships, but I haven't heard this, but I'm interested. I be able to open. You're originally France before, or was it just an immediate connection? I know people of our year asked you this, but I haven't heard this, but I'm interested. I know it's your show. So we had met before because we worked for the same company,

but Hannah worked in the office, so I would only come in randomly. And I told my mom this from the very beginning, when I first walked into the office, I was so nervous and I saw Hannah, and it just, I had this weird feeling with her. Like, you know when you see a friend from high school that you haven't seen for so long, and it's just like normal and you pick up and you're like, hey, what's up?

That's the exact feeling I felt when I met Hannah, but we had never really hung out outside in like the wild or like gone to dinner or anything. And then when we lived together, we realized we were sharing a room. And like from the first second, we walked into our bedroom, we looked at each other and we were just like, we're best friends, right?

And like from then on, it was just like, it was such an interesting friendship, I think, because if people look at us just on the outside, they would immediately be like, duh. Yeah, you're very different. We're different, but I think we really have the same sense of humor. And we were able to get through so many ups and downs together by just like making each other laugh.

And like when I impress Paige with my fashion, like I put on these nails and she loves them, like I can't express how happy that makes me. And then when I see Paige do something like kind of sporty, it like really forms my heart. You know, I actually never done anything sporty. It like really warms my heart. I actually never done anything sporty. I take that back. I can't do it.

We all got silent. We're like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? I was like, oh my god, what did I do? It's like when I wear a new shirt and Jake looks at me and says, you look less fat. I feel happy. Or I'll say something like that.

It suits your frame well. No, you're filling out well. And I think it's also friendship is like you guys have to realize what you both don't give a shit about Yes, and Hannah and I don't give a shit about literally anything So that's really what bonded us to it's true You know when there's that like one high maintenance friend that you're like I could like you if you weren't fucking all over my shit all the time We're page and I like we just never put weren't fucking all over my shit all the time. We're page and I like, we just never put pressure on each other.

We have this thing where like, we let each other cancel plans. And like, no friend lets you do that, but I'll be like, girl, I canceled last time. Stay home, do it. This was pre pandemic. And we just, we don't give each other pressure for anything. And I think that's important.

Yeah, but the shot of dopamine that happens when someone cancels plans. Oh, it's insane. Holy God. One time I had invited Hannah to something and I texted her like an hour before we were supposed to go. And I was like, look, I know I invited you to this, but if I were you, I would not show off. Like, I have to go. But like, if I were you, there's no way I'm going to it. And she goes, wow, thank you so much. I'm not show off. Like I have to go, but like if I were you, there's no way I'm going to it. And she goes, wow, thank you so much.

I'm not coming. And I was like, you know, it's fine. And that's when you know you got a real one on your hands. Yeah, my boyfriend sent it for me. The fact that you guys are like clinical, it's like the fact that you're smarter than us and we love mental health. We love mental health moments on this podcast.

Oh yeah. So we get a lot of advice. So why don't we start off with answering some advice because I'd love to see what the professionals have to say. Sure. The first question, do I need a clit sucker vibrator? Okay. Ironically so, we know, so we call our listeners,

they call themselves Sissy's. Like Sissy's. So they were called little sissy boys We were called sissy's in the South and we're taking it back like like like page back Sissy who sucks a mean I know you're gonna like it. Sissy's in a Dictrae just shake that Dictrae but so I know about this because most of our listeners are women. I would say based off the women who have a response that we have a whole Facebook and

Inst and Twitter threads about the people that are chiming up. Get the click sucker because everyone says it's worth it. I obviously, I've never tried one on my man pussy, but I will say that our listeners freak out about it. I don't ever wanna hear you list Cliff Thucker again in my life, ever. It made me feel disgusting. That's the sound of a clicketing suck. That's what it sounds like.

It's true, it's true. But yeah, I say get that clip sucker. I think you'll be better off for it. Ain't nothing wrong with getting yours. And however you can get it, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. Get it. People just ordered a fuck machine.

It's even a quarantine product. I need a fuck machine. That's what I feel my boyfriend. Here's the thing about like sex toys as a girl Mm-hmm. I Sometimes I get really nervous because I'm like what is the point of a boyfriend now? There's nothing there's literally nothing in my life that I need one for like to all the guys who get nervous about like Oh, she's gonna replace this.

They should. Get a fucking personality, bro. We're gonna have to put the fucking sentence and stop cheating. That's what I say. I totally agree with you. And I know dating is hard, especially for women in New York, because it's just fuck boys everywhere.

And it's hard just to get them, because living in New York is kind of like living in LA in a different kind of way. Everyone's got kind of like some log line to sell you about their life. And they're trying to, but it's sometimes easier just to go home, watch porn, jerk it, get your sex toy, you're done for the night, you can go watch some, you can go watch some lifetime.

I mean, Mariska Hargitay be a badass. You know, I feel empowered. But you know, Jake says, he put says, because he, again, it's from South Carolina. We've talked, we recap Southern charm. So we've been doing that show for three years. But he said what about that show? And I think this is true for New York that I feel like a lot of New York guys have Peter Pants in them.

Yeah. Just because everything's out there, they never wanna grow up, ever. I love that it's like they've been studying the male species of New York City, and we're like, yep, this is our life. But also one more thing to say about Clit'suckers. Clit'suckers. I think that the worst thing ever

is when a guy's going down on you, and people romanticize a guy going down on you, and you're like, oh, go down on me, it's gonna be amazing. Sometimes it's way worse than any, like, first of all, he's in my labia lips and I'm like, I don't, it's too personal for me and then they're like, I'm doing it. Yes, yes, he's a doctor, they don't know what I'm doing.

I mean, no one knows what's happening. So I prefer control on your own, you know, exactly how you orgasm and it feels like a guy knows what he's doing. I mean, as someone who doesn't go towards that territory, I've done it before and I didn't know what I was doing. I definitely needed some type of sensei to tell me because it's like an under-scuffered country.

There's this, there's this over here. It's like a carnival. There's so much going on. Well, I didn't realize it had as many holes as it had. There's this there's this over here. It's like a carnival. There's so much going on I I didn't realize it had as many holes Our listeners had to tell me Sorry go ahead now there were in another in it Can you give us some amazing blowjob tips? Oh?

Now you've come to write people My blindfold on so I feel like I'm where I need to be Let me put my blindfold on so I feel like I'm where I need to be. Um, Poodle, I'll let you go first. I would say, I would say, yes, the mouth is quite important. Um, two things. Don't ignore the use of your hands to cut balls or the hands to kind of, kind of like, like you're on a pottery wheel kind of, you know, you're spinning that around. Like you're Demi Moore in Ghost. Yeah, it's, you're nesting. Yeah, so you're not, you're on a pottery wheel kind of, you know, you're spinning that around. Like you're demi-moor in ghosts.

Yeah, it's very, you're nesting. Yeah, so you're not squeezing. No, you're not squeezing. You're kind of squeezing. You're shifting things around. I'm not poking, you're not poking. No, I would say think bigger picture. Think long-term.

Think long-term. Yeah, think long-term. Well, I think it's also. And come up for air. Come up for air. Mix it up. You know, men for your like, if you're like us for your like for straight men who listen to your show, maybe you have more than us. The best thing you can do to get a good blow job is to take care of your shit, trim it, clean it, wash it, put a body, put a body scrub on it, a good sugar scrub. I mean, whatever. So that's for men, but for women or men who are partaking of the penis, I would say again,

like poodle, definitely don't forget the balls and don't forget the taint. Yes. You know, like, you do a little massage down there. That's in between the balls. I mean, the butt and the balls. The ball taint your butt, the balls. There's also a little bit of like, you know, you can do things like, you can have your mouth around the penis, but you don't have to like be sucking it. You could be breathing around it. You could be flicking it with your tongue a little bit. Also because it's just a thing with guys.

I'm telling you, the Paige is leaning in for this. She has to find a note. I'm like, Paige literally just grabbed popcorn from off the screen and it's just leaning in. You're all leaning in. My turtle neck just got really hot. I was like, oh my god, what are you doing?

Sorry, I can't do this. I just need to say that. Okay, no, that's fine. And then I will just say, looking up at them, the best, the best. No, that's fine. And then I will just say, looking up at them, is the best. No best. I think that's my signature move.

And y'all, I don't even care if you're sucking a three inch dick. If you tell a guy, if you start talking about how amazing their dick is, they're gonna come in a minute. Yeah. This is my problem. How many times can I say like, your dick is so big, you're just so big, it's so good, it's so hard. No, no, it's not.

No, no, it's not. I only have so many words to use, you know. It's just so many synonyms for big, you know? It's so smooth. It's texture is quite appealing. Grande. Yeah. I understand.

I'm more of a keep it realer when that and I'm less of a oh my god. You say above average? Yeah, I'll say or I'll come up with things like this tastes good or I approve or you know I'm less about talker. I'm actually one time a guy was wouldn't shut his fucking mouth when he was on top of me and he was like, I look, and I went, yeah, we're gonna put this over your mouth. I can't hear anymore. I feel like, if you don't know how to talk about the dick size

and maybe this is just because I've slept, Poodle Knight's slept the gamut. Our assholes are like a small world. Every country's been in there. Okay, but a lot of men like hearing about how much of a man they are. Interesting. Yeah, you can't use the word cute.

I learned that. No. No. Cute little penis. No, thank you. No. They like, they still like the word stud. Okay. I know that sounds horrible. They, a hunk. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, was about, I was about to, you know, start, mom, I'm so sorry about this.

I was about to give this guy head one time, and I was pleasantly surprised with what I saw, and I said, wow, like, good for you. You know, I'm like, good for you. You're out here on the streets, and this is what you're working with. I'm happy for you. He was so offended.

Yeah. Brought it up again the next day. And was like, could you have been any more surprised? And I was like, I was giving you a compliment. I didn't know that's what you were working with. Like your personality didn't show me that that's what you had. That's his shit. Page, that's his shit.

Yeah, talk about it with your therapist. And that is our mental health moment. Yes. Am I right? That's your shit. He's rejecting his own shit. He explained that further. No, I'm just saying that is when you hear someone,

you're like, but why? But why? And they can't explain it to you. And then you're saying, but I meant this. And you're trying to, you're trying your best best to explain and they're just shutting you down everywhere and you this bolt from the blue hits you and goes, oh, that's their shit. Yeah, that's about me. Wonderful thing. 99% of the time when someone's upset at you, it's not it's not about it's not about y'all.

It's like all the trolls my DMs. That's not it. It's not about it's not about y'all. Yeah, it's like all the trolls my DMs Or even what happens on your show we see it we see like I remember watching the episode where like Kyle When the whole giggly squad being Kyle freaked out about it. It was all about his shit with this wedding It had nothing to do with both of you. Okay, so next question. That was just our first advice question that we let go to journey with. This girl said she's been facing a lot of rejection lately. What's your advice on how to move past it, especially when you have a couple of rejections in a row? Oh, I could take this.

Go for it. So, first of all, when you're dealing with rejection, I would say one of the best things you can do, my cousin's kind of dealing with this right now. Give yourself a lot of times you can deal with it. So instead of wallowing, like maybe of course when it first happens, give yourself a couple of days where you're just like watching, fucking whatever on Netflix for two days. But in that, for that, tell yourself, okay, Matt, you've got an hour, an hour today from three to four,

I can wallow in this and feel terrible about myself. But then at four o'clock, I've got to get my ass up, I've got to do the things I normally do, I've got to make plans for myself because everybody needs to wake up. We always eat, and I think we realize this in this pandemic. I truly believe everybody needs something to look forward to every day.

So true. Whatever that is, even if it's just like you want to make a great peanut butter jelly sandwich, whatever. It needs to be something to look forward to. So that's my first advice and the rejection is, because when you're thinking about so much of why, why, why, only let yourself do that for limited amounts of time. Yeah.

Paige, why don't you tell them what your mom tells you when you get rejected? Since high school, if a guy has not liked me, or I say like, mom, this guy broke up with me, or I don't think he likes me, she goes page, it's okay because he's gay and he just doesn't like girls, but that's fine. You can't satisfy him.

I love that. And so from now on, if I ever get rejected, I'm just like, should we go shopping and become best friends? Because obviously, you don't like women, it's okay. I think we'd be better friends. I think that is extremely healthy. That's very healthy. I would just say to add to that, I love that idea of needing to wallow, knowing that someone rejecting you has nothing to do with your internal value. And that rejection, yes, it was them assessing. Number one, you don't even know what someone's thinking.

You never really do. But it's them assessing that you're not right for them. And I've actually had to say to people, I'm usually the rejector seemingly, unfortunately, in my life, but I've had to say, you know, this is something we're a good match. And even when that's been said to me, it's hard to hear, but at the same time, I'm thinking, yes, that's what happens. They were evaluating kind of my qualities with their qualities. And in a very unemotional way, saying, yeah, doesn't compute in this way.

Yeah, it doesn't mean that like they're better or people aren't, even when you leave someone to be with someone else, it's fine that right fit. I'm very into like the universe has a path for us. And you can try to go off it, but like things will happen to kind of push you back in it. And you could fight it and you could go that other path and it will suck. Yeah.

So when someone rejects me or a job rejects me, I think like, oh, I can't wait what other door is actually supposed to open for me. Because you even know those guys that you're like, thank God I moved past that. I would have been stuck with that for five years. One, I met that person, one of got that job. So I take rejection as like a guidance.

It's a gift. If Poodle and I, a Jake and I had done what we wanted to originally do, we will both be living in the South. We'd be very obese and we'd be church oriented. Yeah, I'd be a part-time man. Of course. Yeah. And we love our, we love our wife, Candy, and how we do craft together.

Yeah. My wife, Wanda, my favorite person in the world. We love to watch love actually every week. Oh, every week. But you said every year, the clear is, okay, I'm final advice question. Should I message my ex on his birthday tomorrow? How good do you look? Ha Yeah, or what are you, what are you, is the message just a text that says, I guess she'd say happy birthday.

Yeah, I think for me it's what, what is your hope in doing that? Yeah, I'm really big about what you're hoping. I even asked you all before we did, it's like what's your hope in doing this? What's your hope in doing that? Was it, and what will that serve for you? Right. And because I think it's a lot of

times especially women in our culture in the United States, you know, it's something I love about both of you. I think what I connected to you all is, and it was, you can tell you're from the north, where we grew up in the South, because women were, we're from often are trained much more to be docile and subservient to me, to men, like the kind of good kind of girl that Jordan wants. Yeah nice and sweet. Oh my God. We're cutthroat. We're like J. Wow.

Cutthroat. I love it. I know. You're confident. You're confident. You can tell. And again, I remember one which I could I did teach summer camp and there was a lot of girls from even young girls from New York were like,

wow, there's so much more confident than I think women are kind of conditioned to be where we're from. So I think for, I think it's definitely like, you can trust yourself and know that if you're messaging this person, are you messaging just to say hi or are you giving them yourself? Right.

And you're looking for some kind of approval back from them. Yeah. I'm so not into dipping into the X-Pond ever. And so right, it's like, what do I want that little piece of attention that potentially to do the same fucking thing I already did? I think it's a beautiful thing to just like move forward and go cold turkey with anyone in your past.

You give it a try. There's so much dick out there. There's so much dick y'all. Tons. If he messaged me for my birthday, then I will reciprocate. And then I sleep. That's fair. Well, I'm just gonna set pages a little more forgiving with X's. Yeah, if I'm gonna message an X for their birthday, it's not because I wanna get back together with them. It's more, I want them to realize like, I'm an adult and I'm mature and we can have this like cordial friendship.

If I still love that X and wanna get back together with them, I'm not messaging them for their birthday. Exactly. See my thing is I don't, I have guy friends. I don't need to message an ex to be like, so I know we got along, like, you're someone in my life. No, I have guy friends who are actually guy friends I've never had sex with.

And when I dated someone, I'd normally is pretty emotional. So like, just stay out of that place. I don't know, I'm very, that's from me. Hannah's very anti-ex. I like to go back at least four or five times. See if I made the right decision. You know what?

You're kind of like poodle in that respect. Yeah, I kind of like to keep dipping into that way. Which is ironic, because we both have had the conversation. I've said, you know you're like Hannah, and I'm totally patient. He's like, yes. Yeah. But in a certain way, we're just in different ways.

Yeah. I'm not trying to, I're just, we're in different ways. Yeah. I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to like up my body count. So let's like, let's recycle here. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You nailed it. Let's recycle. You're thinking about your carbon footprint, honey.

I getcha. We do this for you. We use recycle. Oh, fuck it up. I got HPV at this point. Let's just do it. We all do. I know. We all do. That's a thing. Y'all got HPV at this point. Let's just do it. I know we all got it. Yeah, that's a thing

You all got HPV out there Loser You haven't had gone a real once you have it live also everyone gets Climidia and it's not as bad as the media makes it right raising awareness for Climidia to loaf is a little tiny pill Page I think it's time for some front page news. Let's take this to the next level. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, I'd love to know your take on it. Elizabeth Chambers has been posting on Instagram now. She was saging her house and she posted like, how much sage is too much sage?

Asking for a friend. So she's like laughing about it kind of? I mean, she put out a statement. She's having sense of humor. Saying like, I didn't realize how much I didn't know. I support any victim of assault or abuse and urge anyone who has experienced this pain to seek the help she or he needs to hear. So she's basically hinting that he's never shown an inkling of that side to him to her.

Here's the thing, she has to say that. She has to say that. Wow. I think it's crazy that we're not even addressing that he's also cheated on her for all of these years. We're like, yay, yay, no, it's fun. Like, we got it. That's abusive in itself.

He cheated on you. But he's also a cannibal. We're focusing on the cannibal thing, which rightfully so, because that's absolutely insane. But no one has brought up at all that he's just cheated on her entire marriage. It's totally, I just see him as just this, like serial cheater, like that's what,

and cause you'd heard about that. The cannibalism stuff, I was kinda like, he was like, yeah, you know, it kinda got, it just got too kinky, you know, when I was talking, I'm like, I got in kinky too, but I've never told someone I wanted to eat their heart. You know, you're fucking freaky. And I'm freaky, and I'll go kinky too, but I've never told someone I wanted to eat their heart. You know, you're a fucking freaky D. And I'll go there with you, but I just, I'm just trying to figure out if someone sent

me that message. I'm like, I was like, oh, good God. I need to, I need to, I'm gonna block this shit. But when it's army hammer, you're like, oh, I guess I should be in to it. Well, you know, I did, this is name drop, but I was, because we live in Los Angeles, and so I was once we used to live by large-mott, and I remember I was eating,

and he was like three tables down for me. And he is like, he does. He's ridiculous. He's ridiculous, gorgeous. He's tall, y'all, as Poodle says, Poodle has the gift of BDF. Big dick face. I can tell you.

It's huge. It's a nice kid. It's a nice penis. So, but he kind of has, he does have this star power a little, and I've seen a lot of celebrities. And others, I'm like, wow, you seem so normal. You got it, but with him, you're like, oh. Oh, I get it.

But now I wonder if that's not a star power I noticed, but like, some people that are so narcissistic. Yeah, narcissistic. And it's kind of, is it's like that, because I also believe, probably you do too, Hannah, since you believe in Universe. I believe in energy. And it's like, so it's that energy I'm reading

and my old codependent self is like, oh, big energy, that means I should love you instead of, that's narcissistic. He's a hundred percent. He's a user. I'm from a few dates. I date narcissists in the past. Yeah.

And it's my boyfriend, current boyfriend, says my favorite word to use. He's like, no, it's a twist. But it's true because once you realize it, it's like Marilyn Manson. They are apparently, he's so charming, larger than life. When you're around them, they make you feel like, you're so lucky to be with them. They give you those little bits of attention.

And then you realize, this is a sick, like manipulative spiral I'm in. And you're actually a fucking loser who hates the place. The flip side of charming, charming, and really, really is predatory. And it flips like that really quickly. Wow. When I was a good, I was a good one.

Even a blind squirrel class and that was good. But it is. I mean, that's what we are. We're gonna have a merch soon with a blinds, gotta go up with the nut and its mouth. I love that. No, it's seriously. It's something that I in my 20s and even my early 30s,

where I was, I fell for predatory people, who wanted to take like take my energy, and just like they would, I could feel them like sucking away at it. A therapist once referred to that to me as energy vampires. Totally, totally, that's exactly what it is. And I was just like, oh my God, that. Like they said, if you feel more tired after hanging out with someone and the person isn't giving you energy,

it is them taking your energy. No, these friends are just fucking exhausting after those guys who were like, like, conversation was brutal. Sometimes it's not. It's not even a relationship. Do you know how many times I was a fucking man of honor at one of my friends wedding, who just was a brightzilla, and I did everything? And it wasn't until I spent like thousands of dollars at this location wedding.

It was like a nap in the vineyards. And all she gave me was a t-shirt and a baseball cap as a thank you gift. And I went, what am I doing? I'm like, what am I doing? Yeah, yeah, just those kind of piece. So I want to say, for a lot of you listeners, it's not just relationships of like significant others.

It's like in general. With our friend. I hope Elizabeth kind of realizes in the next two years that she's probably got a lot of trauma and she needs to work through what she's. Yeah, I feel bad. Oh, she's for sure. Me too.

For sure. Okay, our next story, Shayline Woodley is dating Aaron Rogers. How do we say about that as a couple? I did not know that one, but interesting. As long as she doesn't have the same haircut that she had on Big Little Lies, this past season will be fine.

Right. I love Big Little Lies. I didn't really love the last season though. I was super excited for Meryl Streep to be on it, but I just didn't. I don't know. The role wasn't exactly right for her. Right. She made, she tried to make it what she did and she did have some great lines,

but it was less drag queen than she wanted. You know, it was less. I have a lot of opinions on Aaron Rogers. Oh, wow. Someone who went to school in Wisconsin. He's a packer. Go bad. Go back. And I was looking on my phone at the eight. So

Shayleen is 29 and he's like 37 right. So he conveniently goes from you know Olivia Wilde to the last six months. Sorry Olivia Munn and then to the race car driver. Danica Patrick. And then to yes, yes, then Tish, I don't do words. The same thing. I'm there. Thank you. Thank you. This is what I do. I do what Paige does to you for Matt. So yeah.

Hannah will sometimes be like, hey, you know that song and goes, you do, do. And I'm like, yeah. You're like, yeah, that's for Nate. Bye for no more. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what's up? I told you, I said, who's an actress who always plays bitchy blonde roles? And he said, that's a terrible description,

and I know who you're talking about. It's okay, it's okay. I'm like, Missy Pyle. It's Missy Pyle. It's Missy Pyle. Anyway, sorry, go ahead, Ada. Go ahead. Okay, allegedly, Aaron Rogers, there's a lot of drama

because his brother was on the bachelor, and he wouldn't get involved in it because the families don't talk anymore. And then there's always the like beard comments that like all these girls are like a lot that he was like dating his assistant. And there's something about him. I don't trust. Okay. You're what you're rating. Now I have there in the gay world, there are quite a lot of comments about Aaron Rogers. And the assistant and he have been close for about like over 10 years.

And it's this very, very, oh, and he's denied everything about it, of course. But yeah, if you look at the women he's chosen, they all have quite beard potential. What makes a beard potential? It is they're kind of right in the middle of you know sometimes or they're trying to get the next level of fandom or and they seem kind of harmless. What's their name? Kady Holmes is the ultimate is back then was the ultimate beard Because she was trying to get to a different step in her career. She's lovely

And she probably at that point she seems harmless enough Did they know their good beards like are there agent calling like there's perfect for this? There's there's I'm sure there's a beard veteran. I think that's happened. I think that's happened. I think probably, I think in the, like obviously in the 50s and 60s, like Carrie Grant and all these people that were obviously. I got you to be in this time. I got you to be in this time. I got you to be in this time.

I got you some tits. They're gonna look great on you. You can suck on the dick too much. Well, if my agent doesn't call me in the next week, with someone I could be a beard for, I'm cutting it off, like absolutely. All right, Paige, you are single now. This could be your new college. I'm gonna tell you now, you've got huge beard potential.

I think, because you can kind of divorce, you can be friends with someone, you're fine being arm candy, you're trying to, you know, and it's your easy, I'm telling you, think about that. He's distracted by clothes. Yeah. Yes.

Easily. Yeah. What's next, dude? Oh, let's talk about Marilyn Manson. Now, yeah. Yeah. He's a real sociopath. So I was reading an article this morning and he had written an autobiography, which I

didn't know, which like, but like, why would I know that, you know? Um, and he planned someone's murder and and he writes that in the autobiography, and he goes to this woman's house, the night he's about to murder her, and he gets brings a friend to help him. He was going to burn her house down, and he gets spooked because there was like a homeless guy on the street trying to sell them drugs and then and he gets nervous that because there's all like sirens at like on another street for whatever and then he says I've actually told too many people that I hate this woman so much and I don't want to do it but he

planned a murder. I also have to say the only thing that's scary than Marilyn Manson full makeup is Marilyn Manson with no makeup. So, we met this morning. It is scary. He's had so many. He's like facial alterations to be a certain way. It's like Ikabod Crane got fucked by Beverly Hills housewife.

I think about Crane. It's very weird. And so this is what I wanna say. And I don't mean this as women should know because Evan Rachel Wood, I love what she does. I don't mean this, but I'm like, I read this and I went, yeah, I'm not surprised. Yeah, it's like even paid what you just said about murder.

I was like, yeah, it's Maryland fucking Madison. Like, yeah, it's like when, it's like our past president, people are like, oh, he's a narcissist. I went, yeah, where is life? Where is the lie though? Yeah, where's this all makes sense to me. Not that women should know and I don't mean that it's women should know better. They said it was very charming and like larger than life. Yeah, but we could all just say charm. Editor, it is and that far from being being a predator sometimes Jeffrey Dahmer was charming

Yep, you know, you know, it's a young Jeffrey Dahmer y'all Holy shit hot. Yes adorable. Yeah, that that that first two seasons of true blood were charming And then that last season was a piece of shit. Yeah, I'm still angry at true blood god. That was shit So I I just so hot. Sorry. It goes back to that whole thing of what my angel says. I think is who's people show you who they are when you first believe them. Believe them. And so it's like what you were saying Hannah about army hammer. That's your gut. That's like that spiritual or scientific, energetic part of you

that that it brain that is saying that same thing that told us about the billions of years ago to say, Oh, that's a saber to tiger. I need to run. And so that's that part of ourselves that's going, but it's so easy to ignore it and be like, yes, he is tall. My friend likes it. It's just, it's to a point where every Rachel would, you can tell with her acting choices, she wants to challenge herself and she wants things, she doesn't want a normal career path.

I guarantee you she doesn't want a normal relationship. So when she finds someone who challenges her, that is someone who where she thinks she sees growth. Instead of signing someone who has challenged her. You just read her whole holy shit. And of signing someone who has challenged her, you just read her for whole holy shit. And instead of someone who's challenged her, she's found someone who's basically minister. And again, these are.

It's a thin line. Yeah, two sides of the same coin. You just have to have either people in your life or, and this happens, these people can cut you off from the good people in your life. Because if you have good people in your life, they will tell you when you start heading toward the dark side. And abusers and predators will try to remove

these people from your life or extricate you from them. Hannah and I have moms who have both broken up with boyfriends for us. Perfect. And it's great mothers. Yep, great mothers. In the process, I was like, this is so embarrassing. And I'll never forget, I think I was like 19, maybe 20.

And my mom locked me in my room for a full summer. And I was like, you? Has closed your legs. Literally refunded. And she was like, you're never seeing this guy again. And if I have to lock you in this room for a year, like I will, and it was the best thing ever. I mean, I walked out that three months later,

got the hottest boyfriend ever, and I was like, who is she? I do have to say, if you ever feel embarrassed to say something that happened with your significant other, to like a good friend, listen to that. Like if you're like, that's a sign. That's a sign. I remember I stopped telling my mom stuff

about one of my relationships, and then one day I just word vomited, and that's when she goes, yeah, you're not going to this house. Yeah. And I was like, but I told him I'd go tonight and he go, you're calling him up or you're saying everything and we go. If you're keeping things from all your friends,

or you don't want to tell them, we just did a show called Bling Empire on Netflix and that horrendous abusive relationship between Kelly and Andrew every woman who's ever kind of felt in like she was in even a verbal abusive relationship went boom that's what that is and we saw it just because we're kind of, we're queer people and we're saying, oh, that's abusive as fuck. Get her out of that, but she would not tell her friend.

She's like, I don't want her to be judged. And it's kind of crazy. I feel like it's more common than you would think. I've talked to my guy friends about this so many times. And I'm just like, yeah, like you've got no, no abusive relationship, and they're like, what are you talking about now? And I'm like, I'm telling you, every single girl

has been in whether it was physical, mental, or emotional, or all of them, has been in one. And it was like their minds were blown. I was like, I've had at least three. I think a lot of the guys don't know that they are being abusive. Right. That's true, but in the same way,

they don't know that they're being that way, but it's this dynamic between men and women, that kind of controlling aspect, and guys need to be called on it by women and especially by other men. Yes, yes, yeah, preach. Okay, one last story and it's like a fun one. So we'll end it like something like we're lightening it up.

There's not cannibalism in this one. Salmahayik is honored that Hilario Baldwin would want to be Spanish. I read this. She says she does not care. Wait, why are we still talking about Elena? So we all create our own characters in life. She doesn't think that she should be canceled. And she's like, why wouldn't people want to be Spanish?

We are the coolest. And I agree. Selma Hayek A. is an actress and plays characters in her life. Eladia a lunatic. I love that you pronounce her name like that, though, all the time. Elaria. Elaria.

Elaria. Let's be honest. Yeah. Elaria Baldwin, as Hannah just said, is a lunatic. No, for sure. For someone to pretend that extreme way is the worst form of like tokenism ever.

But like Alec Baldwin, he's crazy and we've known that. So are we fully surprised? Like he said, I've kind of canceled him a long time ago. He said very Helmeth Ovid things. Like, there are problematic couple. Wait, was Alec Baldwin the one, or is this Mel Gibson? Who's the one that called their daughter years ago and left that crazy voicemail? Who's the Alec Audemars for her? Was that Penelope Cruz? Oh, that was say yes. He wanted to date Salma Hayek, but I don't think she would. And also Salma Hayek is married

to a billionaire, isn't she? Yeah, why is she even talking on it? She doesn't have to. You know what it might have been? It might have been the regular Hollywood response of someone asked her in an interview. She's like, yeah, it's fine. Do whatever you want. It's like whatever, you know.

I don't want to offend anybody. You know, so maybe it was on Andy Cohen's podcast. Oh. So it was. Andy get in the tea. Andy, the tea. I also want to talk about this new website that people are promoting on Instagram called FeetFinder.com. Have we seen this, you guys? Oh, no. So it's

like an organized place for people to sell their foot picks in like a safe way. Love it. Oh my God. I'm totally doing this because every single guy I've ever...apparently I have beautiful, beautiful feet, which is ironic because I hate feet. I used to swim in socks when I was a little kid. I'm gonna Oklahoma. I also swim in a shirt. That was because he was cold.

I'm gonna wear a take my shirt off and bring all these kids. I'm cold. Yeah, like Oklahoma, Matthew, it's a hundred and ten. I don't care, Mama, I'm chilling. Anyway, I'll be an effect kid. So good for them. I might sell my meat.

I checked out the website too. Basically, the pics are blurry and the guy or the girl has to pay money to see your pics. And you set a rate. And there's like profiles. I'm going to go get yours. I'm saying go get yours. What if no one what if no one pays for your No, I know that y'all I've had men feet fuck me

I've had men like put one me to put their my feet their toes and their but I mean I have People freak out about and I'm not into it at all, but I'm like sure get yours Just as long as you fuck me when we're done with this shit. When someone has a foot fetish, it's not just during sex. Like when they're hanging out with you, do they try to like hold your foot? Pages face right now. Looks like she just discovered oxygen.

Just like, what? It was the toe and the asshole for me. Like that really took me for a loop. Really, they're me. I'm in a face when I was doing it, but you know what? That's a thing, Paige. It's, I was shocked too. I'm almost offended that no one has ever asked me that.

You know, like, who am I sleeping with? That they haven't looked at my feet and been like, stick this right up there. I mean, I feel like the toes have actually a lot of nerves and like, once I got sucked my toe and I was like, this would a blowjob feel so. Yeah, it was hot. It was hot.

So I could see it actually feeling good going in there but. It felt fine to me. I, you know, I, but again, I think I'd be looking the other way and filing my nails. Yeah, that's what you want. That's fine.

I'll go get a pedicure though and sell this shit. When people have a foot fetish though, do they like try to like cuddle with your foot and they're like, try not to look at your feet? Or is it only during sex? Yeah, is it all day or? Oh, that's a good question. Because I put as a sex organ to you.

This is what keeps me up at night. Yeah. I've had both. I've had people just sex. I've dated some guys that like, if we were just kind of hanging out a little bit like watching TV, like they're rubbing my feet, but they have a huge erection.

Interesting. Yeah. So it's just like, I had one guy that like, I could not do this. You have all the freaky deeks. I know. One guy wanted me to like, he was like, take a picture and come on your feet. And I couldn't like aim very well.

So I just got conditioner and put it on my nose. And he was like, that's odd. I just like, I just like Hannah going, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm just like, I never played sports. I'm not good at hitting a target. Oh, that's me. Oh my God, you guys are the fucking best.

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Should I get an extra point? Find her profile. Yeah in my head. I have my profile Come at me. We'll set it up together. Thanks for giggling with us guys. This is fun guys. Bye.