Giggly Squad - Giggly about Netflix, our gag reflex, and insider trading

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

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What's up my girly little gigglers? Yeah oh my god like such an obvious one that we've never do. Never done. We're back. We're better than ever. We're better than ever. I do have to say, the Gigglers, fucking put me on their back and took me through the week and then shot the Netflix special for me. Do you know that throughout the week, they were all sending me like motivational messages, quotes, just like the cutest things.

And then the day of they got me lasagna to the green room. I don't know how they did that, but you know, see you in court. There's like legit rules and regulations, like God forbid we bring a granola bar that wasn't. My dad barely got in and they somehow got three things of lasagna, past security. And yeah, I just appreciate them so much. And just so everyone know,

it went better than I could have imagined. It was so great. If you're nervous about things coming up, it's normal. It's because you care, and I'm back in therapy, so. So all around, I just have to say, I don't know if I'm getting my period, but I could be. I am. I was so emotional all day on Saturday.

Like, I don't know what was going on, but like I was thinking about you and then like every like couple minutes, I was like, am I like tearing up? Like, am I like this nervous? Like, why am I tearing up? And then I was like, am I tearing up? Am I this nervous? Why am I tearing up? And then I was like, whatever, I'm just getting my period. It's crazy. And then I'm going through my DMs and it's just all gigglers being like, why have I been so anxious today? I'm so nervous. I feel like I'm performed. And I was like, no, why am I having a physical reaction to something I'm not even doing?

Do you know what it is? Because we are so good at manifesting. And honestly, Netflix, that was a joke. That was a bit. I started Stand Up a couple years ago, and I was like, that would be funny. And then I got it, and then you're like, oh shit, it's happening, but we did it, we're there.

I do have to say, I don't wanna like, hip up on myself, but like, therapy's been crazy lately. I don't know if you even can hip up yourself. She walks away and she's just like, I need a, like do you think she needs to take a breather before her next patient? Well, I definitely like, make her laugh, but I know that she's definitely like,

she can't go on cruise control with me. You don't know what's gonna come. We were doing this like crazy shit. She goes, okay, I want you to dance, but don't dance to the music. Dance off beat, cause that'll help you. Wait, wait, wait. And I was like, is this some kind of harassment?

In the moment, she wanted you to, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Are you in person or are you on Zoom? On Zoom. So I was like, okay, and she was like, if you dance against the beat, then you kind of get out of your own head because you have to be conscious.

And she's like, do weird shit, do crazy. And I was like, is this humiliation therapy? Like, what the, I was like, I'm already struggling. Is this your hip hop yoga instructor like cosplaying as a therapist? So she was like, is this humiliation therapy? Like what the, I was like I'm already struggling. Is this your hip hop yoga instructor like cosplaying as a therapist? So she was like, okay go. So then I just start dancing and I look and she's just kind of, she's like chilling

and I was. Fired. No, are you fucking kidding me? No. Wait, this is the best part. And then she was like, okay, what do you like to do before your shows? And I was like, I like to listen to like rap music. Yeah. And she was like, okay, what do you like to do before your shows? And I was like, I like to listen to like rap music.

And she was like, which rap music? And I was like, right now I really like Ice Spice. She was like, okay, like, can you rap it to me? And I was like, I actually don't know the words. And she's like, how do you not know the words? I was like, I mean, I might, I was like, okay. So I did Ice Spice Princess Diana, and I start reading it. Like I pulled it up on Google and rap it to her.

What the fuck? How this woman was not dying laughing. I can't even think of the words. It's really hard to rap. And like, you know how like in the beginning of something you're like, I should probably stop or like we should pick a different song But I was like no I'm already I already just dance

Committed to this it was so I have to pull it up so you know what I was What like theory is she testing out I go right now heavy on it mm-hmm Hey, yo, I spice like rock keep it a stack move walk cuz they know I got I don't give a damn. It's not getting I know who I am I was like crying what is going on who is this lady honestly we're having a lot of fun together but I just during it I was like I need to tell giggly squad like cuz you know what I feel like I'm that person like I talk all day Mm-hmm. You can't just let me keep talking about okay stressing me out

Who am I to like yuck someone's yum, and who am I to tell a doctor? That like what they're doing is wrong But I'm just wondering like what was what was the result she was looking for with you performing? With you performing this one woman show. Also that song goes on for a long time. I did that for like six minutes. When you were done and she was like, thank you so much for that performance. What was her next sentence out of her mouth?

Like what was that supposed to mean to you? I think she was like, good. That was really good. And I was like, I just rapped about my pussy getting eaten. And they rap fast. No. So anyway, I'm back in therapy. Okay.

How are you doing? I'm doing well. I was really emotional all day Saturday, but then when I got all the DMs that everyone loved your outfit and that your spray tan looked good, I was like, my work here is done. I can sit down on the couch and rest.

I love how you did not care about the performance. You're like, did the spray tan look good? No, I, again, when we do a Giggly Squad live show, I provide hair and makeup. I've done my job if we are there in hair and makeup. Well also I think you weren't worried about the performance deep down. No I wasn't worried about that. I was just like the overall I was worried. Experience. And then I sat down on the couch and I had Sierra call me and she needed an outfit picked out for her. So I...

Okay, you're a single mom, a single working mom. I'm like, what more can I do for you guys? Nobody's helped me with an outfit in years. I feel like your mom takes the load of all that. She does, she does all my outfits. Oh, also my therapist gave me one thing that was really helpful for people. Because we were talking about the voice in your head

and how you should talk to it. Some people say you talk to it like it's a bitchy roommate, but she was like, you treat it like it's a guy, cat calling you on the street. Where you don't ignore it, you can like kind of acknowledge it nicely, and thank you, and you walk away. It's like, what's up fat ass?

And you go, thank you. Thank you for that thought. You don't need to make eye contact, but you don't have to get mad. You don't get mad, you just, you keep your head up and you keep walking. But you've acknowledged, I do have a fine ass. Thank you.

So your voices in your head that are negative are literally like fat construction workers. Yeah. It's just your enemies. Yes. It's what they want you to think. Yes. One thing that's really like,

girding my loins right now is- Bring it back. I truly love going on TikTok and seeing like the girlies just like, girding my loins right now. Bring it back. I truly love going on TikTok and seeing like the girlies be like, and then I took this live snail and I put it on my zit and it went away. You know, like I love that shit and I love trying all that stuff.

I'm getting to the point now though. And I don't know if this is just cause I'm getting older, but like it's enough. Yeah, it's insane. insane and it's and they're not all being honest who is out here drinking sea moss what the fuck is sea moss and like if my ancestors survived without it I feel as though I don't need it that's the thing like if sea moss actually solved all our problems I feel like though I don't need it. That's the thing. If CMOS actually solved all our problems, I feel like everyone would be doing it. Did you see that Bella Hadid did her morning routine?

Oh my God, people were not happy. Not happy, no, no, no. Because how did she not immediately vomit? I can't ingest that many things in the morning. I literally, my agent called me the other day, was like, hey, do you wanna do this ad for like, so blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah. And I go, I physically couldn't do that.

So like, no. It's also like, what would the pilgrims say if they saw that? Like they're trying to just get milk from a cow and it has to be a point where too much is just too much and then also like you're just consuming so many products and it comes to be like maybe you should just talk to your dad.

We need to take a step back and really think like what would our forefathers say? And they'd probably say no to sea moss. It does look like kind of like jello. Like it looks good but it probably tastes like shit It's just it's too many things think about when you actually buy these things. It's always when you're like chasing something It's never when you feel content with yourself. It's always when you're like, oh this will fix something Unless it's like an LED face mask, which I highly support

Side note, I went to facestream for the first time. Yes So I want to give you guys an honest review. It was so fun because no one ever massages your face. When they put the ball on it, I was like, fuck yeah. And then I told the guy, I was like, I do clench my jaw a lot. And he's like, oh, like I could do the like finger in the mouth thing.

And then later on, like the person next to me was getting the finger in the mouth thing. And then later on, the person next to me was getting the finger in the mouth thing, and I think he kind of forgot. And I was like, I can't ask him to put his fingers in my mouth, because that just sounds so weird. So I just was like, okay, face it. Hey, earlier you mentioned something about putting your finger in my mouth. Is that still on the table?

So FaceGym next time time I would like that, just what's the appropriate way to ask for it? Without sounding like a little freak. What's the PC way to ask you to jam your fucking fist out my throat? Yeah, palm my tongue, deep throat with your fist. He took out a taser gun, which was crazy. Too much. First there was that normal thing

that electrifies your face kind of. And you know how they're like, is this too much? Is that too much? But you don't want to be a pussy. So you're like, yeah, that's fine. And then your whole body's shaking and you're like, is this mine? People don't talk about that enough

because I feel like as women we're just programmed to one, have like a- To take the most pain. Yeah, have like the highest pain tolerance ever. So like if something really did hurt, you're like, no. And like if it's for beauty, you're saying no. And you're programmed to be like, if you are uncomfortable ever in a situation,

you don't wanna be rude. So you're just like, oh no, it's like, it's fine. Like it's okay. So like a perfect example is a beauty procedure you could do anything to me and I'd be like crank it the fuck up. He was like do you want more and I was like I could do more more and then finally he was like okay that's the highest and they started doing it I'm like okay maybe we could do a lot. Yeah maybe we go down one notch you know like I don't I didn't want to say that because that's annoying yeah So I got electrified.

I felt amazing. It was really cool. It was fun. Wait, let's talk about your lymphatic drainage massage too. I have shit to say about that. I felt so good. But they basically were like, you need to get it the day before the event

for it to really work, which is it's like, okay, so this is a very temporary thing, but it feels really good It's very temporary, but I actually don't even think you need to do it the day the very day before I think you need to do it like two two to three because it takes you like a full day to Detox out what they even did anyway. Also when they say detox, is that real? Because I'm not like peeing out weird stuff, like where is it going? No, but you're peeing.

You're peeing, okay. Well she told me I have to drink a lot of water afterwards and I was like I didn't sign up for that. But the funniest part, the funniest part is when they do your stomach, which actually I was kind of scared of because I'm like, I don't like when people touch near my ribs. And also, I was kind of giggling,

and I was like, it's so funny, no one ever touches my stomach, ever. Except Paige, when she's tanning me. And it's ticklish. Ticklish, okay, but this was the funny thing. So they're doing these massages, and then at one point, they literally just kind of push down through your stomach to clearly try to get air out.

And you're feeling the gurgling. And I'm like, is she trying to get me to fart? I was like, you can't just push down on my stomach. You're fighting in your head with this woman. I don't think it's legit air. It's like she's getting your whole digestive system like up and running like so it's like everything that's in your stomach is now starting to move To go to leave So she's pushing on my stomach. I'm trying not to fart

I'm fighting for my life and then she she did like my arms and she came back to my stomach and she's like Oh right in the middle. There's a there's a lot of air She said something and I was like, yeah bitch. in the middle, there's a lot of air. She said something. And I was like, yeah, bitch, I'm bloated. I've been bloated since 1992. Did you feel so much better at, did your bloat feel better the next morning when you woke up?

For sure. It was really fun. But these are, again, all these things are things that are like, they're so extra. No, they're so extra. And can I just like tell you something, just like a small thing about me? Yeah. All of these things that you did, I will do in one day before literally anything. That's amazing. That's my super bowl. Like I, that's my favorite part of having something is that

day before when I do all of these things. It's so funny because then I got my nails done at 10 piece nails. They were fucking amazing, so good. Everyone was complimenting my French. And the guy was so cunty. He was like, let's go crazy next time. And I'm like, the gigos are going to get so mad at me. No, they do look the best they've ever looked at. He did a really good job.

And it's my natural nails. But I do have to say, by Thursday, I was like, I'm like tired. And I'm like, why am I so tired? I'm like, Oh yeah. Cause I've been running from appointment to appointment. It's exhausting. Self care is exhausting. Being a kept lady is exhausting. Like keeping up with and literally here's the other thing. It's not like I'm doing the bare minimum,

but it's not like I'm doing crazy, intense things either. Like I'm not going and getting Botox, I'm not getting fillers, I don't even dye my hair. Like it's literally just massage, facial, like nails. And think about how much money all of those appointments were. And men have the audacity to be like, she shouldn't care if I use a coupon, you know?

And it's like, fuck you. Literally, fuck you. I love how you made this about men. I love that. I love that. I think whenever I get like laser or anything painful, I think about men and I'm just like, they don't even fucking deserve this kind of pure beauty

that I'm about to reveal. No, and I actually just started lasering my legs because it's like the only body part that I have it. And I started using, now I can't remember their name, but they come to my house. Yes, okay. Sisters on the go. I think I need to do that.

Because literally, you just sit on the couch and she takes out the laser and she just does it. How long would it take her to do my entire fucking body? She went so fast. Okay, I think I have to do it before summer. Well, I love how this is just a checkup. This is a checkup. A physical checkup and mental.

No, Gagley's one is literally, we've actually tricked everyone into just doing our weekly checkup with us because we'll never get it done if we don't. And it's just like, are you doing good? Okay, yes, are you? Okay. Also, I tried to start taking vitamins last week

because I thought that that would heal me. And I took a Lemmy gummy, shout out, I love Lemmy gummies. It got stuck in my throat at one point because I think I was talking because I never shut up. I thought I almost died. Because it's the difference getting food versus a fucking sticky gummy stuck in your throat. For a good 40 minutes, I was like, get my affairs in order.

You were like, this is how I go. And I was like, imagine my affairs in order. You're like, this is how I go. And I was like, imagine if Courtney Kardashian murdered me. You're like, Kris Jenner's gonna hate the PR on this, but like, also brand awareness. She's a female entrepreneur, you cannot do this sir, you have to stay alive. But I do love gummies, I do.

I don't know if it's cause Dez has been gone for a month or because I'm getting older, but my gag reflex has like, she's changed. No, so funny that you bring that up because I've actually noticed mine as well in the past year. Yeah. Where like all things that like never used to make me want to vomit. I'm like, pardon pardon I will throw up on my own self right now it's it's very jarring I love YouTube being like cats smelling things because they'll smell and they'll do a full like like gag I am a cat that's so hold on this is a perfect example of a story so the other day give me an example of a story example of a story. So the other day, give me an example of a story. The other day, I was going to Sculpt Society and like now I can't like go by myself

and you were having a mental breakdown, so I didn't want to stress you out. So I texted Sierra and I was like, come to Sculpt Society with me. And she was like, OK, so we're there. And I wasn't feeling the best that day. But I was like, okay, so we're there. And I wasn't feeling the best that day, but I was like, you know what? Actually, if I keep this appointment and I go work out, I'll probably feel better. I didn't.

So I'm in the middle of the class, and I'm like, oh no, I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up right, this pregnant, cute little blonde is like, and one and two and three, and I I'm like I'll throw up on you I Immediately I jump up. I'm like I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom Run out I go into the bathroom. I'm having like heaves heaves like a panic attack like almost So I like run my wrists under like cold water splash cold water in my face

I like usually like brings me down a little I Come back in there still like working out. Like I jump right back in. And then at the end, Sierra goes, you know what's crazy is like, I didn't even think to check on you. And the instructor was like, is your friend okay? She was like, oh no, she just like throws up sometimes.

Don't worry about her. And I was like, oh my God, people probably think like I have something wrong with me and she was like no you're just a cat like you'll randomly be so dramatic and be like bleh and then you're like I'm okay. No that's such cat behavior. Butter woke me up the other week she was lying on my arm while we're sleeping and she just starts puking in the bed and I was like Butter what the she'll come into the room to puke and then leave. I was like, thank you. I did that like two weeks ago. I threw up in my shower curtain the other day.

So then I didn't throw up at the workout. And so when I got home, whenever I get home, it's like my whole body will come down if I've had like a panic attack earlier in that day, or like if I was anxious about something and I was out, right when I get in my own door, no, literally, right when I get in my own door, whatever bodily function had to happen just happens. And so I'm literally running to my bathroom to vomit. And I, two seconds late, all over my shower curtain.

I should see a doctor, I have something wrong. See, when I said gavgriflex, I actually didn't mean puke. Cool, okay. My thing is, I don't know when it happened, but I started brushing my teeth and if I go on my tongue to back, I'm gagging, even gagging where I make that noise, like, oh, my pants. Yeah, me too, yeah.

It's hard for me to take vitamins. I think it's, see, I could take vitamins, but I think it's mental, once it happens, once you're like, oh, we're gonna gag. And then I did something else and I gagged and then I was like, 20-year-old Hannah was for fun showing off with her friends being like how far can we shove this banana down my throat

like we like in your 20s no one had a gag reflex and if you did you're like figured out so much has changed yeah back then you used to like swallow like it was crazy back sorry Kim it was crazy back then I couldn't tell you the last time I swallowed no I'm like I I pay taxes I'm like are you kidding I'm not even taking tequila shots I'm not gonna swallow your cum I'm like we're already dating but honestly that's probably why some guys are like, yeah, I wanna date a 22 year old. Cause like, they're still like,

think it's new and fun and exciting where like a 32 year old woman is like, come on yourself. No, guys wanna date a younger woman because like, we didn't know as many things yet. And like, they just wanted to, that is the only reason guys date younger. Like they- Yeah, cause they don't want to be checked.

They don't want to be challenged. They don't want someone to like be like, well, in my experience, that's not the case. Cause you don't have any experience in your twenties. You're just like, okay, okay. No, you're easy to boss around. I had a funny thought. Okay, I actually do appreciate and like country music.

Like I like some country songs. I wouldn't call myself like a country, like I don't know a lot, but when I went to school in Wisconsin, we'd go to the lake, we'd play country, whatever. Zach Brown band, whatever. I don't know the difference between Morgan Wallen, Morgan Wade, and Zach Bryan.

I thought they all were the same person. Zach Bryan and Morgan Wallen are the same person, then Morgan Wade is... Morgan Wade is a girl. Okay, but I think they are all the same person. They've probably never all been in a room together. No, we got asked, did you see that email? We got asked to go to a country concert.

No. Oh, we got asked to did you see that email? We got asked to go to a country concert. No. Oh, we got asked to go to a country concert? And I was like, honestly, I wouldn't, I'm not gonna take this ticket from someone else. Like I, this is, it's not for me. And they were like, really? Sometimes I feel like I pass on so many things because I'm like, look, I'm not,

I know that you think I'm the girl you want there, I'm not the girl you want there. I'm not mingling, I can't. Look, did I watch Shania Twain's documentary like 12 times, yes. But you know why I like watching it? Because country music apparently is a very male dominated boys club.

So whenever girls would try to do it, they wouldn't take them seriously or hold them to a different standard. Men could talk about doing cocaine and partying all night and cheating on their wives. And then girls had to pretend they were Christian angels. And Dolly Parton is amazing. Anyway.

I love Laney Wilson. Yep. Anyway. I love Laney Wilson. Yep. Obviously, I love Carrie Underwood. I love Kacey Musgraves. Love Kacey Musgraves. Also, you know who I think is a giggler? Who? Kelsey Ballerini.

Probably, maybe, probably not because she was on a season of Southern Charm. And her and Craig, I think, I think she bid on Craig at an auction. Bid on his body? Like a male prostitute? No, bid to win a date or something. But it was before, I think it was right before

she became really famous. So, I mean, she could be a giggler because like, why would we care? Why would she care about me? And like, whatever, but like maybe, probably not. If I'm just going by history, probably not. Is Craig even a giggler? Do we consider him a giggler?

Is he allowed? You know what? I don't think Craig is a giggler? Do we consider him a giggler? Is he allowed? You know what? I don't think Craig is a giggler just because he's very inquisitive about things Giggly Squad that he doesn't understand. And also he's so offended that he hasn't been asked to come on the pod. It's like, obviously we don't have guests

except Trevor Wallace. Right, and he didn't even count as a person. I don't count him as a person. Yeah, we didn, he didn't even count as a person. I don't count him as a person. Yeah, we didn't ask him any questions. No, he just showed up. He was just there. No, literally. Literally just there.

But who did Grace just say was a giggler? Oh, Naomi Biden. Naomi Biden. What a cool name. Such a cool name. And she's like, so chic, we go to the same eyebrow lady. Oh my god. So it's like, we're just basically friends.

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Available in select locations. See app for details. Wait, do we discuss Princess Kate? I have so many thoughts and feelings and so many, like, first of all, there's so many conspiracy theories. The internet is such a wild place. They're still going with the conspiracy theories. Well, I think because I am programmed

to be on conspiracy theory TikTok, that then I get the really crazy out there ones. And I'm like, okay, this is even too much for me to even play along with this could possibly be true. You're like, I don't even wanna go there with my brain. I'm like, no, Kate Middleton is not an elephant in disguise. This is getting a little out of hand. Okay, so I had like found out this information

like a couple days prior from, obviously I can't like say my source. And- Okay, do you wanna? No, literally. And so I'm talking with like the person that told me this and we were just like, this is so sad. There's just no way that this is true.

And then that same day, it was when the nurses of the hospital were trying to get her medical records. And so then I was like, oh my God, this information that I heard then is 1000% correct. Because why else would they be trying to get her medical records unless they were like trying to see if she really was sick all in all I feel awful for her like what a devastating situation to happen and also who even cares if William like is was cheated or did cheat

like take that whole thing out I feel so bad for him because like, okay, his mom, they basically killed his mom. His dad is about to die, he's sick with cancer. His wife is sick and his brother like, is trying to like be a famous influencer in LA. His hair follicles have all killed themselves. His hair has been like, that's it, we're leaving. No, it's fucked up. We're fucking out of here. It's fucked up. I'm sending my love.

I do have to say though, the internet, it's so funny how the internet was like, oh my God, we, the internet is so fucked up. Like how could we do that? Like, oh, we just realized that the internet is a horrible place full of hate and gossip and getting on bandwagons for attention. Yep.

Yes. And the funny thing is, is this is going to happen three seconds later. And you know what? I didn't want to bring it up, but I'm going to bring it. Wait, what were you going to say? Oh, I was just going to say, I am like not in my comments a lot, but I want to be so badly because the gigglers are so fucking funny sometimes.

So some lady must have written some crazy long paragraph on one of my pictures like a week ago, and all I saw was the giggler response, and then I took it and have been using it. All she responded back to the lady was, ma'am, this is a Wendy's. And I lost my fucking mind because I didn't even see the major paragraph,

but I was like, I know someone said something so word salad wild, and this giggler was just like, all right, bitch, I'll kill the fuck out. Well, you know how trolls try to make you feel embarrassed for existing on your page? The gigglers make them feel embarrassed for trying to come for you in a place of laughter and serenity. No, the thing that I think and like I think I'm gonna comment this on somebody at some point. I've been waiting to use this one haters, fortunately for my specific haters, I am very strong minded and like I love myself

more than they could ever even know. So, but what if your comment was the last comment that someone saw that put them over the edge? Like it was your comment. Like how would you feel as a human? But I think that's what they want, they're that sick. And also I feel like I always see TikToks of like, if you click on people that like do comments,

like mean comments, I've never clicked on someone and been like, oh my God, that girl is like so much cooler than me. That's actually, that's helped me like, whenever now and then I accidentally see something and I can't get it out of my head, I have to click on it to be like, is this a girl that I would want to like me?

And then it's just like a man and idol. Yeah, and you're just like, okay. Or someone without any identity and you're just like, okay. So I feel like Kate was probably like in her palace bed being like, it's funny that you guys are thinking all of this because I don't wanna be any of you. And like, I'll tell you when I wanna tell you. And I do have to say, I did make a very funny video

about where Kate Middleton is, but I was doing a parody of people coming up with conspiracy theories, so. Hannah, don't even defend yourself to us because you're a woman in comedy. Thank you, do you know who I wanna defend? Leave J.Lo alone.? Leave JLo alone. Leave JLo alone.

This woman is so fucking incredible. Like she did come from the Bronx, she did become successful on her own. Like she's battled racism, she's battled like so much bullying in the press, she's battled, you know, just being a woman in this industry. She's the woman in the press. She's battled, you know, just being a woman in this industry. She's done. And the woman in the arts.

And the woman in the arts, she also like, she wasn't that good at singing, became a singer, learned how to do it, succeeded in it. And then acting, like she got roles for Latinas that they never were giving. And then she's fucking like, dancing like crazy. She's a pioneer! Yeah. Everyone was like, we were so mean to Brittany, why are we doing it to JLo now?

As a JLo stan, as someone on my second grade homework assignment said, what do you want to be when you grow up? And I wrote Jennifer Lopez as someone who would throw themselves in front of a bus for her. Yeah, but if you watch her documentary, she literally has this raw moment where she's like, I never thought that I was good enough or deserved love.

That's why I got married a hundred times and that's why I'm still working. And that's why I still try to create more because I wanna prove to everyone I'm good enough. And that was one of the saddest things I heard because you're like, you're fucking Jennifer Lopez. Lopez, and you don't feel like you'm good enough and that was one of the saddest things I heard because you're like you're fucking Jennifer Lopez. Lopez and you don't feel like you're good enough and you don't feel like you're good enough so it's like everyone's human everyone's fighting their own fight. I just

don't like when the internet like so heavily turns on someone when she didn't actually do anything that bad. Well did you see Megan Fox had um she was on Call Her Daddy and she had a quote that like really stuck out to me, where it was just like, you guys created this character of what you thought I was and I wasn't and I was like going along with it. And then you killed her. Like you built her up so much and it wasn't even me.

And then you eviscerated her for no reason, again, still not being me, and then I disappeared. Yeah, why would I not? And she was like, and I'm this close to doing it again. And that really stuck with me too, because it's like, okay, yes, influencers put out what they wanna put out, or actors or whatever.

But it's also like, you don't know anyone. I'm fine. People want to be mean, be mean to people who deserve it. Right. Like, is she out of all the people on the internet right now? Is she really the worst person on the internet? Like, let's, let's call it Nickelodeon. Did you see that people, well, not people, the police, the police, random people just went intoon. Did you see that people? Well not people the police the police Random people just wanted to pee diddy's house. Oh, yeah, they raided his house good Raid it like let's berate him He did let's get mad at the man Let's get mad here guys. No, we're losing it. Let's get mad. We're losing it later. Let's dance

Okay, so did you watch the whole thing? Yes? You should grant this idea Let's get mad at Dan Schneider. Let's dance. Okay, so did you watch the whole thing? Yes. I love how you shook your head and said yes. Where do we begin? Not to make it about us. But it's really the only way I can go into a conversation. It made me feel violated myself. Like it made me feel like, oh my God, you also groomed us so that when like I was in my 20s

and the first time I ever saw like a porn or a legit cum shot, my brain was probably like, you've seen this before, you know what this is. Well, it's also, those were our comfort shows and it worked on us that we loved these shows and we monetized it and it was successful. But like all of that was literally like the first, it was like a kid SNL, like it was amazing.

And the Amanda Show was the greatest thing I've ever seen. I think that's made me want to be a comedian, the Amanda Show. Like I didn't know ever seen. I think that's made me want to be a comedian, the Amanda Show. Like I didn't know it, but deep down I was like, that girl's fucking, like I want to be like that girl. Like I want to be Amanda Bynes. I remember like watching those skits and then you would like get up

and like do the skit for your parents. Yes. We were performers. It's like, okay, just watch this, got it. So funny and like, and so confident, so silly. I thought that was the coolest girl to be. The silliest girl in the room who was also crushing it. And there are obviously a lot of positives to go with it,

but not to make it about ourselves. But we interviewed Drake Bell. People don't talk about it enough. It's on Burning in Hell, if you look at Burning in Hell, Drake Bell. Paige is in the interview. It's on Summer House season three. And it's on Summer House season three

because somehow they were willing to show my job for like three seconds and it was with Drake Bell. And you were interviewing him because he had just put a song out. He just put a song out and I mean, he was very nice. He was so nice. He was so nice. He was so sweet and I just remember thinking like I was really starstruck because I was like you raised me.

Yeah. And then I recently, we both did an interview with the Good Guys podcast with Josh Peck. And it's funny because I did kind of make a mention of like how much I loved Drake and Josh kind of thing. But I could just tell, like he didn't say anything, but I could just tell that it's like a complicated situation with Nickelodeon.

Like I think it's like pretty well known with everyone that they didn't have a great experience. It's just who's going to speak up, but. I want the Disney kids to come out now. I was about to say they're next. I mean, Chrissy Carlson Romano is a giggler. Yeah. I actually need to text her.

I wanna get her insight on it. But I did not know Drake Bell was gonna sit down and do a tell all the way he did. And I know that like, you know, nobody's perfect. He's dealt with a lot of issues, but I mean, I felt so fucking horrible for him. And I feel like there was not, it's all seemed really, really true

and no kid deserves to go through what that kid went through. You know what I don't get? What? As an adult, being like on a set or being like doing something professional, I can't get away with like anything. Like not that I'm like, you're trying to do something,

but like you go to set and there's all like protocols and rules. You can barely go to the bathroom when you want to. You literally have to be like, Hey, can I take this off the table? Like, is that allowed? So I don't understand how these major, here's the other thing.

If you're working for like a major network or a major company, I'm a cast member, like I'm the talent and I have to do a background check, a drug test, like you have to do all of these things. How the fuck were these people getting through to work with kids? When I first moved to New York City, I signed up for this thing, it's called New York Cares,

and it's basically a volunteer thing, and you can go on and click all these different volunteer things that you wanted to do. You think you're better than everyone? Well, no, I don't think that I know that in my bones. I've been better than people for about 10 years. No, but like one of the only thing I really wanted to do was had to do with kids.

And like, if you are doing anything with a child in a doctor's office, in a school, in anything, you have to go through an insane rigorous check that you can be around this fucking kid. There's this program called Big Brother, and one of my exes was trying to do it, and they literally rejected him because he smokes weed a lot.

Yeah and it's like, it's like okay, but you can have literal pedophiles working a children's show as a janitor. Get the fuck out of here. Whoever like does the big brother like approval process, can they do that for like women on dates? Again, not to make it about moi, but as a child's model.

Oh my God, yeah. I will say, obviously like I was so naive and you have no idea what's going on, but it is like such a testament to like the stress that my mom was probably under that like, you just have no idea because like you're the kid and that's your mom. But she was like, I was never not in the room.

I could never not see you for a second, ever. And then there was that mom of that kid who was just there for one or two seasons and she apparently was speaking up about things being weird and if you speak up too much, the kid's gonna get fired because they're like. Was that Brandy's mom? No, the guy.

Basically his mom was like, he got fired and I know it's cause I was speaking up. So it's like as a parent, you also influenced that. But like, not to like give away part of the documentary, but the most heart wrenching part was how this guy, who's not, who's evil tried to get Drake away from his family and his dad was his manager and convinced

him that his dad is not a good manager and then dad seems so nice no the dad literally starts crying is like fine I won't be his manager but promise me one thing that you keep him away from that man. And then it comes out that that guy's a pedophile and then Drake calls him and he's like, thank God it wasn't you. Introducing Uber Teen Accounts, an Uber account for your teen with always on enhanced safety features.

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you could commit murder? Like could you kill someone? Oh my God. I could see myself like in a, like if it got like kind of crazy, like there was a lot going on, like I could accidentally. I just feel like, this is like really scary

but there's not allowed yeah there's yep to all the gigglers there's not a thought in my mind that like if someone did something to my child or like my brother or my family that I would be able to kill them. Yes, if you killed someone I loved, of course I'd be able to kill you. Why did I just envision your long skinny fingers just stabbing someone? But that's your most animalistic instinct

is I'm gonna protect the people I need to protect. I'm not trying to even get away with it. If you hurt my child, I'm walking to your front door, I'm killing you and then I'm calling the cops and because you have neighbors, you know and that's rude to do to them. I'm not trying to premeditate get away with it. I will gladly go to jail for the rest of my life

if you hurt my child. As I said with the woman who chopped her husband's dick off, what do we all think? We said, what did that man do to deserve it? So don't do something to deserve Paige puncturing you with her skinny little finger. Yeah, because I'll 100% do it. Oh, question about your workout class.

Was Sierra better than me? No. Okay. You guys are at the same pace. Oh, okay, interesting. Okay. No, I'm trying to think. Honestly, actually, Hannah, I preferred going with you because she made me a little nervous because, you know, in the beginning,

like dance portion, she was like, good. And I was like, no, no, I know. You're supposed to be awkward during that part. Yeah, I was like, I can't look at you and feel comfortable. Like at least Hannah laughed. Like you're literally doing the eight count correctly. No, I can't have you here. And also if you laugh in class that burns more calories.

It's good for your abs. That's why a lot of gigglers listen to Giggly Squad while they're like on the treadmill. Wait, this is a fitness podcast. This is a fitness podcast. This is a fitness podcast. They is a fitness podcast. Wait, they're doing abs whilst doing abs. Yeah, so it's like super intense. Did I talk about the Martha Stewart documentary yet?

I don't think so. Oh. Another woman who was like, put me to jail. I don't care. You guys, you have to watch the Martha Stewart documentary. I think it's on Max. Do you know about Martha Stewart, like how she came to be? Not really.

She was just like a brand name. What like popped her off, no. So she literally was this like a blonde model and then she was really smart and she became a stockbroker, I think in the 70s. No way. When like women were not stockbrokers. But basically they saw this like gorgeous woman walk in

and the guy was like I'd buy a stock from her. So she was working with all the men. Men are so fucking. And apparently she was like so good at it. But then some men like kind of fuck stuff up and like it wasn't her fault But she had a loss of something and she was like I don't like to lose. I don't like this anymore she meets this guy they get married and they go to Connecticut and

they they buy this nice property and she starts just like Renovating it with him and she builds this like beautiful barn with chickens And I guess she just like it was a time where they were trying to be like, women don't need to be homemakers anymore, women are gonna work. But she took her work ethic and was like, I wanna be the best homemaker I can be. And then this bitch turned it into a catering business

that then turned into a book, and the book just went wildfire. It was called like, entertaining. At what age? She was like, I'd say mid- 20s, late 20s, 30s that she wrote this book called Entertaining. And it was the first book where she was like, I want color in the photos.

I want people to see like, it's all about, you know, a dinner, what's it called? You love that stuff. Tablescape. Tablescape. So it was like a good coffee table book. It was incredible, but it was also like how to be the best hostess.

And then she's such a badass and just kept pushing. It's ironic, because she was a stockbroker, she ends up getting trouble. I never even knew the like actual- For insider trading. I didn't even know the tea of it, but basically her daughter's boyfriend was like this older guy who ran this company who found out that he wasn't gonna get something approved by the FDA

So he sold a bunch of the stock and then basically told the stock broker guy Like tell family and friends like get out and she was just like on a plane and got a call When she was on the runway that was like hey,, he's selling stock, do you wanna sell? And she was like, yeah. And because of that was enough to get her. I like don't get that. Like I don't get insider trading. It sounds like the men trying to stop us from gossiping.

Stop us from gossiping. Cause okay, like I don't understand insider trading cause it's like, okay, if someone says this is gonna fail, don't do it. Of course you're gonna listen. Like, yeah, that's my friend told me. They do it so that there's, everyone's on an even playing field

and no one like knows more information than others. But like the whole thing is about trying to get information from different sources to figure out if you should buy or sell. But long story short, her saying yes to sell these stocks would have saved her 45K. That's like nothing for her. She had built a multimedia business by then,

but she refused to admit it, and she had to do jail time instead of, the whole thing was not worth it. I think that's why people respect her though because she was like, no, I'm not gonna be a rat. I'd rather go to jail than everyone get in trouble over this fucked up stupid rule. Well, everyone was like, Martha's done.

She's in jail, this is so embarrassing for her. She comes out of jail with a poncho. With a poncho? A poncho on that one of the women in jail sewed for her or knitted, crocheted for her. So she gets up and she looks gorgeous. She looks stunning after jail. And the first thing is not negative.

They're all like, Martha's wearing a gorgeous poncho that was homemade by her friend in jail. Her friend Jill in block C. Yes, and because she already, you've been to jail, she was less scared of being all perfect and primped. So next thing you know, she's making fun of herself. She did the roast of Justin Bieber. They said that was a huge moment for her. And then Snoop Dogg.

And then Snoop Dogg, they become best friends, and now she's just like this, she can make fun of herself. Wait, does she have kids? Yes, she has a daughter. But she also got a divorce, but it was so, it was ironic because she's making all these books and stuff

about being the best homemaker, but she also doesn't even have the family that she's kind of teaching about. Yeah. But ultimately she's a feminist icon and regardless of someone who's made mistakes, I love these stories of adversity. She was literally in jail in her 60s or something.

Most people would be like, okay, let's call it a day, you had a good run. Yeah, let's pack it in. This bitch was like, I'm coming back harder than ever. So your life is literally just in the confines of your own imagination. Hannah, that one actually really spoke to me because I feel like most of the gigglers

like are our like exact ages. And I feel like it's now is when it starts specifically for women is like our early thirties of like, you're already out of time. You have no time left. Like, what are you doing? You're stupid, you're out of of time, you have no time left. Like, what are you doing? You're stupid, you're out of time. Like you can't do it, you can't accomplish it.

And like that actually just made me feel so much better. Like I could go to jail and still be fine. And also when I think about like, I don't wanna be 21 again. Like I don't want to have to do all that stuff again. No. Like we should be proud that we're here. Like your 20s are fun, but like sometimes they're also really scary.

Because you're like, what the fuck is going on? Like what's everyone doing? And like you also have to buy your own toilet paper. Like it's insanity out there. But then by your 30s you're like, OK, I've got a grasp on this. We're getting monthly paper towel subscription. Like we're in the zone here. And when something bad happens you're like, okay this happened before and I didn't not survive so we can do this. But now I'm at a

weird, I'm actually at a weird spot with my mom, particularly with like this whole aging thing, because sometimes I'll call her and be like, okay, and this is your cue to make the decision and tell me what to do. And she's been hitting me with like, Paige, I can't make these certain life choices for you, like this is your life. And I'm like,

disrespectful. Okay, that's like so mean, I'll emancipate myself right now. Because it's like you've got me to this point you've told me everything to do my whole life and now you're checking out. No do you know what happened with me and my mom? I was going through like a crazy hard time where like she loves me so much that I could tell that like my shit was like really affecting her and I was like putting it all on her when it was all my shit. And I realized for my mom to live a long healthy life, I cannot trauma dump every day on her.

And it was in that moment that I was out of love for my mom. I have to start making my own decisions. And it's like, they've trained us. We know what to do. They've trained us. And to protect them, I just try to bother her less and trust myself a little more.

But it was cause I literally, there was a point where I'm like, you didn't sleep last night? And she's like, well, you have a lot going on. And I was like, okay, this is too codependent. It's too much. It's not her job. It's not her job. I made my mom the head of my finances. So technically it not her job. It's not her job. I made my mom the head of my finances. So like technically it is her job.

Like sometimes she'll be on emails with me and she'll mess something up and she'll call me and she'll be like I'm so sorry. Like this is a perfect example. I'm on emails with my mom and she'll have to fill something out and scan it and send it back in. And she doesn't realize that she can write it in like so she'll print it out write it in and she's so freaking cute and she'll call me like sorry was that not the way to respond? Wait that's so funny because my husband you know that like he basically popped off in entertainment in Ireland early on. He never had a corporate career. So we were dealing with some lawyer stuff and he kept replying but wasn't CCing me.

And we're all on the email and I was like, babe, you have to press CC. And he's like, what? I responded to him and I'm like, yeah, but that's not. And I was like, this guy's. It's only going to him. It's only going to him. And I was like, so I've not learned any of the conversation

that you guys have had and you're all the way in Ireland. And I was like this guy. It's only going to him. It's only going to him. And I was like, so I've not learned any of the conversation that you guys have had and you're all the way in Ireland. And I was like, oh my God, my man has never slacked anyone before. No. My man has never been on a conference call when you're on mute. No, never filled in a PDF and sent it anywhere to anyone. Well, that's the funniest thing about the whole TikTok ban

where like they're treating it like it's the worst thing happening to America right now. And I'm like, I don't think half the people, the Supreme Court knows what TikTok is. No, at all. Can we have an age limit? Do you know that in Florida, they're trying to ban social media for kids under 14?

Let's ban people over 70. I'd actually like to start with like 66 year old moms cause that's the sweet spot where they really start really start hating me. I'm like, what did I do to you? No, I'm not saying ban them like, let them like retire in happiness. Like let them be happy on like an island.

Put them on an island. Kill them all. Yeah, put them on an island where they get like unlimited drinks and like let them just like flourish but like not make decisions about our society. Yeah, because like TikTok is also, what will I do to go to bed at night? My parents lost power the other day from like a crazy storm

and my mom called me and she was like, no, but like what did people do? and she was like, no, but like, what did people do? Like she was like, we went to bed. She's like, we literally went to sleep. I'm like, I'm amazing. I'm currently, I do the New York Times crossword to go to sleep. Wow, Hannah.

That's cause I'm married to a mature man and he got me into it. Do you feel your vocabulary getting better? No, because I'm not good at it and I'm not learning. I still can barely do a Monday without checking, but that's what puts me to sleep because I get so frustrated. My brain's like, okay, it's time to just quit.

Yeah, let's just stop while we're ahead. We have posted two full episodes on YouTube. This one is not going on YouTube. Do not see us in small claims court. It's because Paige is in Charleston. But we also are going to post the vlog of me trying on outfits for the special and Paige giving me a self tan. It was a journey.

We didn't even touch on. No pun intended. How did you feel the next morning when you woke up? So I showered that night even though you told me not to. Yeah. How did you feel when you got out of that shower? Great. You didn't use soap on that shower, right?

No, no. But I ended up showering twice before the performance, which was probably a little too much. No, I actually encouraged two showers before the event. So my tan looked like so natural, so perfect. And we got the fit and it all worked out and we did it. Now we're gonna nap. And now we're gonna nap.

We love you guys so much and we'll talk to you later. Thanks for giggling. Bye.