Giggly Squad - GIGGLY SQUAD GREATEST HITS OF 2022

Episode Date: January 3, 2023

We asked you guys to tell us your favorite giggles from 2022 and we cut it all up into this end of the year ep!!! Enjoy <3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello, gigglers. We did it. It was a lot of admin, but we pushed through and we put together the best giggles of 2022. What a year, ups and downs. Look at me sounding like an Instagram caption of a bachelor couple who hates each other. This is also a good episode.

I feel like for whenever you want to be like, I want the greatest hits and to listen to it, we asked you guys to pick your favorite moments from the year and we went through all your answers and picked the best ones. We had so much fun putting it together. Also we just want to say we love the gigglers and giggly squads so much just for two depressed

girlies to be able to make each other laugh and for you guys to have such a great sense of humor with us is the best thing ever. We are going on tour over the next six months. We're so excited. We have added shows in Houston, Austin, Dallas, Denver, Phoenix, San Diego, Philly, Huntington, Minneapolis, and Chicago. So go to giggly-squad.com or the link in our Instagrams. So get your tics and enjoy the episode. We are very affectionate people. No, I think we are.

Like I think you and Deser are very affectionate. You hug your mom all the time. Yeah, well, I'm not a monster. I love to hug my mom. She's like, you've never hit your mom once. You've never even poisoned her. Wait, that is just how I'm feeling. Do your parents kiss me on the lips?

I don't have any grandparents. Thanks for bringing me in. Great came home with me for Thanksgiving. And we have Italian food scattered throughout Thanksgiving weekend because you should were normal He said to my mom. I've never really had Italian food And at first at first I was like has this man come from Mars Where did you find this boy at first? I thought she was going to be like, what the fuck? But then I realized in her crazy manipulative brain, she has now taken over like what he deems

as good Italian food. So she is. So anything she makes him, he thinks is so good, which like it is so good. But now I know that she thinks she is the queen of Italian cooking. No, she was like, I am going to show you the most incredible cuisine. She was so excited. She's like, you've never had lasagna before? Because I'm about to show you. She's like, wait for my baked seed egg. The plate.

To pay for your about my egg plant? Have you ever had she tell you? I had garlic bread, soaks, and olive oil. A lot of grocery oil. Did you have a little... She's a little shatter with the texture of the tomatoes and the onions. Oh my God.

She literally said, Depeche tell you what her favorite thing is that I make. I was like, no mom, it didn't come up in conversation. Oh my God. I'm like, yeah, that. With my new boyfriend. Oh, by the way, the favorite thing my mom makes me

is veal and peppers. No, it didn't come up yet. The peppers have you never had peppers? Like, I can't believe I can't believe you didn't tell them. The salt is on me. They love veal and peppers. The angel here, pasta with clams, the frothy envelope. I never had this.

Oh, sit down, honey. Because we have to show you. It was like my dad found an orphan on the street. He was like, come, sit at the table. She'll bring you anything you want you want past she'll make it Do you have you ever had it's ever me still? Cuz it's gonna blow your fucking brain You're never gonna be able to eat anything else besides Italian food when I'm done with you My dad sent him home with hot super saw it in a suitcase

He said here in a brown bag look like he was handing him a gun to go kill some. He was like you put this in your suitcase, right? You take it home. He was like what is your mind? You like soup? I'm about to show you posse fajoli and you never get about it in your life. I would lose his mind. Possibly imagine the best soup you've ever had with an Italian. imagine the best soup you've ever had. With an Italian, imagine the best soup you've ever had. And then you come here, you have mine, even better.

Anyone else tell you they have a talent by food? They don't. This is the real Italian, okay? And you don't even look at any of the Italian that's for me. My parents just started getting off on asking him if he had had things. And I was like, he said he never really had

any good Italian food. People say they have a Sunday sauce. They don't. This is the only Sunday sauce you're gonna have. And once you eat it, you can never go back. You're part of the mafia now. This is the only mafia. I'm quite, what kind of meat you like in your Sunday sauce?

I was like, Dad, he doesn't even know the available meats. And you know, she's not just doing the pork sausage. She's doing the beef. She's doing the like the pulled pork. She got a glimmer in her eye thinking, because we've had everything she's made. We're like, yeah, no, we know what's coming. It was like she found a new child

that she could show the world too. She goes, I know Paige has a beautiful body, but who have you ever orgasms from a Sunday source? Because it's unlike any other people. Because your mouth is a lot to feel. Ten times better than a blowjob for my daughter. Believe me, I know. I taught her.

No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. Bullenays? You've never had bullenays, you sick fuck. My dad was like, couldn't comprehend how he was still alive.

He's like, well, how you get nutrients. How do you live? You've never had a talent. What do you eat? What are you eating? What are you eating? Wait, so you're telling me, you've gone your whole life, walking around, and you see pasta, and you never thought to eat it before.

You spoke by an old garden and you never experienced the soup and salad. What are you, where's he eating? Is there no Italians in the salad? Yeah, my dad was literally like, oh my god. Like he's malnourished. Initial thoughts, just like on Olivia Wilde. Okay. I went to a event once.

I think I was with you. Oh yeah, you were. She directed something and I was taken aback by like how smart she was and put together she was. She was like powerful. Yeah, she's very captivating, like, in person. Like, she's so pretty, obviously, but she's very like, like, she holds her shoulders back.

You know, like, that's how I describe her. Yeah, like, she looks like a CEO of her life. Yeah. Like, she looks like she has an organized kitchen. Yes, she has a mattress station. She has a organized kitchen. Yes, she has a matcha station. She has a matcha station. She has a full matcha station with like the brush. Does anyone know what the brush is for?

No. It's like a, no. Get to frothy. I mean, the brush is unnecessary. You's a fork. I'm waiting for Duncan Donuts to be delivered to my apartment that is next door for my family. She does not eat Duncan.

Yeah, we're far from a macho station over here. She also does not have just a random drawer in our house of junk. She doesn't have a junk drawer. No. No. And she doesn't have old mascara lying around. She throws it away after the right amount of months.

Her socks are matched to the appropriate sock in the drawer. There's no loose socks. She doesn't have a chair in her room with the clothes that aren't dirty, but aren't clean. They're in the middle. No, no, no, no. The chair is so expensive that she's only sat in it twice. Also, none of her brushes have a layer of hair on them.

Oh, god no. No, no, no. I see her strictly as a comb, girl. Oh, yeah. Or she has someone brush her hair for her. Or she just wakes up and she never even has a knot in her hair. No, never. She also, I feel like she mists.

She does mists spray on her face. Yes. At any moment, she could be like, I feel like she mists. Like, she does mists spray on her face. Yes. Yeah. At any moment, she could be like, do you need a mists spray? That's a liveo out. So I lost track of Becca. And we realized Becca fell asleep, sitting down in the loudest club in Miami, which is impressive in itself. And then that's why.

No, at one point, I couldn't find her and I found her at guys if you've ever been to Miami all the girls look the same. She's at this table with literally seven six tublets like they all had the best bodies I've ever seen all perfect faces and she's trying to get to like at their table and they're like ma'am. Oh yeah somehow she got a tambourourine and wasn't letting any waiter pass because she thought they were trying to dance with her and they were like, excuse me, Miss.

And she was like, oh yeah. Yeah. So she's, but also she doesn't give up. Like she's not going home. That doesn't cross her mind. She's just taking a quick nap at the table. Then we turn away, five minutes later, the event of the party happened where my fake Prada,

my Prada somehow was long flat. My defiled. With defiled, with ketchup, all actually pretty nicely put on top of it. Pretty, it was someone that organizingly was like, let's put ketchup on that. Here is my question, because we were sitting next to each other at this this point and the Prado was right in front of us on the table. We literally looked away for one second all of the sudden,

Becca's using it as a plate. Like where does the ketchup even come from? Apparently, apparently, Syri said that Haley spilled the ketchup on it, but that ketchup was... That ketchup had a purpose. That ketchup was there as a vehicle for the fries. That ketchup was placed. So Begga's blackout and Pagehead Honor's story is just eating the dipping the fries on it over and over again.

And then we just start laughing and continue to eat the fries off the frotta while I start crying. I'm like, that's my frotta. And I'm okay, guys, because that frotta was $46. The waiter came over, he was even, he was like, hello, this is a prada. We let him eat. He took it from us and started washing it. We let him believe that that was a prada.

We let him believe it was a prada, but that was a prada. And for anyone who was wondering if people can tell if it's fake or not they can't maybe be back a deep down could But that was the funniest moment and my fraud is great you guys my fraud are recovered My fraud is so good you could Exactly and that's why you buy fake bags if that bag was $2,500 You think I would have turned into a brideidesilla, abs and fucking loot me? Right. I would have had a fight with Becca while she was asleep.

My second favorite part of the express photo shoot was, when the makeup artist absolutely roasted me. Oh, what? Guys, this was the most savage should I've ever heard. Like, I almost had to leave the room. It was so fucked up. It was so fucked up. It was so fucked up. I have been feeling, look, we all look in the mirror

and we look at things and we're like, I hate myself. How does anyone proceed during the day to look at me? So recently, I've been looking at pictures of myself or looking at myself in the mirror and I'm like, wow, I feel like one of my eyes is bigger than the other. And I thought it was one of those things that no one else could notice and I was just, wow, I feel like one of my eyes is bigger than the other. And I thought it was one of those things that like no one else could notice and I was just being very critical. It's like a little conversation topic.

Yeah, I'm perfect, but like if there was something- I have a wonky eye, don't worry about it. So I really notice that when I do drink alcohol, like I feel like one eye gets smaller. Easy. But it's not, no, it's not like my vision is weird. It's not like I'm the cross. I just feel like one lid is like we're tired. Like thank you for partying.

We're gonna exit quicker. So I said this to the mega artist as she's putting eyeliner on me and I'm in front of tons of people. Like a very quiet room. We were, it was 8 a.m. Way too early. We were just We were, it was 8 a.m. Way too early. We were just sitting there.

We weren't speaking. And this woman was doing my eyeliner. And I was like, oh my god, I feel like eyeliner makes my eyes look so much better because of X, Y, and Z. And so I said, I feel like one eye is bigger than the other. But like, I think that's just me. I even prefaced it when I think that's just me. And this woman looked at me and she goes well

Yeah, that's because your orbital bone is completely off. I mean you were born like this like one eye is absolutely bigger than the other What do you mean people don't notice? and I shut the fuck up for the rest of the day Literally the makeup artist was like no, I didn't want to say anything But now that you have like that one eye is freaking me the fuck out. Don't look at me like that. I ain't look over at Hannah. Can't stop laughing.

Like couldn't even catch her breath. Like was having had to make her hair style stop for a second so she could compose herself. Like you're so insecure when you're in that chair and like a woman's hair. So insiring at her face and they're about to to do you don't know what they're doing like doing your makeup for an event they're doing whatever the brand wants yeah this lady is just like who you're hitting and she literally came for your orbital ball like I was like oh my god you're bringing my literal bones and genetics into this she's, you have no chance.

And so then, yeah, we kept making fun of your wonky eye the whole time. Now I can't unsee it, which is like, I have something I have to work on for me. Guys, I want the gigglers to see if they can tell which eye is bigger and which eye is smaller. OK, OK, that's good. And if they get it wrong, you feel great.

And if they all get it right, you have to go to an orbital bone specialist. No, I literally got so freaked out. I actually googled if you could like, if you could get Botox to like fix it and then I caught myself, I was like, what the fuck am I doing? And I was like, fuck that bitch. You don't know your insecure about something until they tell you it. So my thing is, unless you yourself, without any external pressure, have been upset about something your whole life, like your nose, yeah, if it's a trend or something people, like for example, I never cared about my double chin. I think it's cute,

but then people started being like, oh, you need 90 degree chin.. And then I realized, oh, no, this is just for them. That's not me. I actually completely agree with that. Like, I didn't know I had a lazy eye. No one told me. We all did. I just came. I never did.

Also, I can't see it at all. Thank you. But the fact that she came for you. Because most of them came for me. I literally said to her, I said, ma'am, it's 8.30 a.m. Like, I'm not mentally equipped to handle this. Right, also, you're the person that like when people walk in a room, they have to be like,

hey, sorry, I just need to let you know, you're so beautiful. Thank you, Hannah. That's what I'm talking about. You made fun of my wonky. I was gonna say, you made fun of my wonky eye the whole time. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. But for someone like you who got those compliments,

that must have shook you to the core. Shook me to my core. Have you heard of this thing of like, perennium tanning? No, but it sounds like something I would be interested in. I'm literally Googling it. Is it perennium or premium? Perennium?

Because it's called perennium. I felt perennium. Perennium. Are you trying to say premium? No, I'm talking about buttholes What the heck okay the area the area we cover in our underwear between our pubic bone and anal cavity is the perinium Oh, I feel like I've been taught in a sex act class if you like touches perinium. He like comes Between the anus and the scrotum for the male.

Sick. So apparently it hosts blood vessels and nerves that provide sensation and nutrition to the genitals. And perennium sunning is derived from an ancient Taoist practice, so we're sold. The Tao's know what they're doing. It's a little controversial, I mean, I guess, because like people are just airing their

anuses. In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole you'll receive more energy than you would an entire day being outside with your clothes on. So it's a force of energy, like a solar energy into your body and it improves your sleep, concentration and creativity. And a healthier libido. Okay, so this summer I'm coming over, we're going to send Daz to do whatever Daz does, play golf, and we're just going to sit outside in the backyard with our assholes open.

That's to try and get energy. My mom's going to listen to this and be like, the shit that you guys come up with is insane. But Kim, this isn't just me being crude. This is research that I've done. Knowledge is power. So I was in Montreal. You were in the hams and we were texting. And I had a traumatic event happen to me too.

Oh my God. This was. You also just said to me, no one direct messages on TikTok. Right, I had just said that. We're literally manifesting that. Yes, we are. We're waiting. I have us to tell you guys this update on my life

because you know how this celebrity dude DM me once? This is the opposite. A million times bigger than that. And also a different format. Yes, also like, yeah, it's all opposite. So I'm sitting, scrolling through TikTok as one does, and I get a DM from, it says it's a celebrity's name, but immediately you're like, oh, this is a stand account,

this is someone who made a fake page. But then it's verified, I'm like, that's kind of weird. And then it has like millions of followers.. I'm like, that's kind of weird. And then I have like millions of followers. And I like that strange. I bet like almost 10 million. I think I want to say the name. I think it's pertinent to the story. I think we should. You guys, Hilly Beaver, message me on TikTok this weekend. And, but it's complicated, it's not as simple as it sounds. It's not as lovely as you're imagining it. We manifested wrong. We manifested wrong.

So, I had this girl Claire Parker, hilarious comic I'm burning in hell, she reads all these crazy documentaries and conspiracy theories I highly recommend you listen and one of them is about Hillsong and This bitch loves blind items. She's going off and I'm like give it to me give it to me I want all the drama. I'm eating popcorn. I'm like I love cults tell me more and she has this conspiracy theory I love it. I'm repeating it now, but I I love him repeating it now, but I knew. A conspiracy theory that Hillsong kind of like was connecting celebrity men with certain

celebrity women and that Haley Bieber was actually supposed to be with Chris Pratt, but then they realized he had political aspirations, so that's why he's with Catherine Schwartz and all alleged. All alleged. Completely alleged and then she went into like other crazy shit. And it got like a million views on TikTok, but still. This is my TikTok. This is my niche corner of the internet of me and my silly friends.

Oh God. So I get a message and it's all capital letters. Girl, exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. She yelled. I get a message and it's all capital letters girl Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark She yelled She goes I'm not an object so therefore I can't be full capital letters given To someone dot dot dot that whole video made me capital letters sick But then she had a cry face and then a side cry face, which made me think that she was like, not 100% serious.

Angry. Right. Yeah. OK, so I, you know, keep going because then I ran this by a few people to see what their take was on it. So we did a focus group. The first thing I do is say page. Page. I text her twice just saying page page. I screenshot to her and she goes wait what? I had previously

taken an edible. So I'm reading this and I'm like there's no way Haley Bieber DMs Hannah. I went to Haley's Instagram. I was like, this is a different picture. This is a Stan account. She's stupid. I fell asleep. I go, I post a video about the Hillsong cult. This is insane. Page is not a small. Page is now in another land. Living her life. It's not available. Yeah. And that's okay. Because then Page text me the next day and goes, wait, I took an edible last night and couldn't fully process this. So, Haley Bieber hates us.

And I go, ha, ha, no, just me. Because of this video, and I send the video. And you go, no, I'm crying, why is this video out of your computer? And you go, it's crazy that that's what she picked on the internet about her to be mad at. I, we just wanna say, we just wanna say, this is a hailey beaver

So hailey beaver stand account because we picked road over Skin kin whatever skin Is doing I drank hailey beaver smoothie. We love I mean hailey beaver is a full icon of full icon and also if anyone Messages are henna page retocus shit. We're. We're just saying the facts and now I'm saying Where was right? She was right. She was a hundred percent right. Yeah, because I've Recently in the last couple of years realized there's a lot of you know snarky accounts Yes, that want to get follows by making fun of celebrities being mean to celebrities starting gossip about celebrities Yeah, and it's easy to get clicks.

Yes. I realized that a certain celebrity, everyone who has followers is human. And I never want to be the cause. But I thought that Haley Bieber was big, like, I'm kind of, I think I'm a little harsh on Kim. Because I know Kim doesn't listen. I thought you were going to say, because I know Kim. And so like, I can be. doesn't listen. Other you're gonna say, because I know Kim. And so like I can be.

Kim gets me. Yeah. But look, they're on another level of fame. Yeah. But TikTok algorithms crazy. I was just gonna say, let's look at the price. You are in a supreme motherfucking algorithm on TikTok. Me, I'm on jail talk.

Don't know what that says about me, but it's fine. No, okay. Well, I joke that I'm shadow banned whenever it does bad. I think I'm shadow banned on Be Real anyway. I need to download Be Real. But this is the crazy part about it all. Yeah. Because I was like, is she mad?

Or is she just messaging me that it's insane? Because I didn't say anything bad about her, I kind of was like, that's crazy. I mean, my video made her sick. Right. Which like, it made me sick too. I mean, if we had a dollar. You know.

Yeah. But then I clicked on our page and she's following 112 people. Yeah. And one of them is me. Hannah Lucy? Hannah Lucy. Okay. First of all, you didn't tell me that part of the story.

That's pertinent to the entire story. I just found that out. I just found that out. So she wasn't mad at you. The girl you had on your podcast, dead to her. I threw that bitch under the bus. So I'm in my response. So tell me if this is a good response. Okay. It took me full day to come up with this. And okay, what would you call Haley Bieber in the intro of the vid? Would you say, Haley kind of creepy. Like, we don't know. You're not at like, hails. Yeah, she called you a girl.

You know me girl, I was gonna say girlly, but like, Arley to old sarcastic. Yeah, like that could be like cutesy. Like when people try and call you hun, and you're like, don't like, Harley to all sarcastic. Yeah, like that could be like cutesy. Like when people try and call you hun and you're like, don't fucking call me hun. Like it could have been taken like that. What would you use? What would you use?

I probably would not have a druster. I probably just would have said, Hey, so I panicked and I went too far. I said, my love. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! This is just coming with love and light. I should have started it with love and light. I go, I just deleted that wild video. Oh. Ah. And I wrote LOL. Like, what?

Right. Like, why did I write LOL? And then I wrote, I threw Claire under the bus. I go, I'm so sorry, my guest. My guest? Literally took acid, but forced people to repot guys. I I'm so sorry my guest. My guest literally took acid but forced me to go to my podcast. I had nothing to do with it.

I had no idea who that woman was. She just took the microphone and I go, I said, I'm so sorry. My guest love talking about crazy conspiracies. And I, I should not have been innocent. I need innocent one. I should not have pressed the button. I should not have pulled the trigger.

I should not put all the button. I should not have pulled the trigger. I had to put all the bullets in the gun. I should not have given this woman a platform to spy the way she has an incredible podcast called Celebrity Memor Book Club. Yeah, honestly, it's very interesting. So then I go, you are an iconic legend. And I'm so sorry that video caused you any drama. I said, keep killing the game and stay away from sex cults. I love well. Upslide on the smiley face.

Wait, I think the risks were taken. I kind of think it was beautiful. Because I didn't. I could have sent like a whole paragraph totally about like, could have been so serious. I'm so serious. I could have also been quick and like not creepy, just be like, boo, you're right, thank you, heart. She has not responded.

Right. Do you think, did she see it? I don't think so, but I also don't know how TikTok message works, but it's been three days. And you know what, at first I was like, it's crazy. She even messaged me. It's less crazy that she hasn't responded. 1,000%.

Look, moral of the story, you and Haley are friends and you know TikTok did that and I'm appreciated. The universe is so fucking fun. If she was mad, she wouldn't be following you Or she just I was gonna think oh she doesn't know but she only follows 112 people She only follows elite supreme. She only follows her family and me You're literally going on the next family vacation. I'll keep you guys posted also Jenny McCarthy follows and followed me my god You're just crushing the game Followed me my god

You're just crushing the game. It just makes the world seems so fucking small and I've also realized like Even big celebrities are people too. I know and people really are so mean and so like before we do front page news I mean we're pretty good. No, we actually are really good. Like, we were giving love to Liam Michelle last episode. That was like philanthropy. And people were saying she can't read. And we were like, this is a Liam Michelle stand account. We don't change. We can't read.

We were like, hello. We started a new room. We started a new room. So that her roomer would stop. But I do have to say, the whole thing made me a little sad. Why? Because I thought there was a point in fame where maybe you were like impervious to being impervious. Never used that word before in my life. Don't know if it was correct in that sentence, but I'm pretty sure it was. Let's just go with it. We don't know.

But I felt, I hope she knows she did that video being like, leave me alone. Yeah. Everyone leave me alone. Yeah. That was towards me. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like in the times that like, I've scrolled Instagram and randomly I'll get to a video and it'll be like, page just Sorbo. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. More time's out of 10. I just scroll it. Like, I don't even like watch it.

And if there's a lot of comments, I'm like, this has nothing to do with me. This is. But also a lot of the comments were just like, Hillsong is crazy. A lot of saying like, there's a whole documentary out of it. Like, we weren't making up lies, but a lot of people were like, that's not about Justin Haley, and it's like valid.

They're not with Hillsong anymore. Right, and I showed the message to a few people and... It's like a show Sierra? Yeah, it was the first thing I said to her when I saw her. I go, oh my god, you're gonna die, guess who DM Tana. And then... And then... And then Haley did also ask me to start a podcast with her, which is...

Shut the fuck up, Hannah. I'm coming to, like, if you think you're getting away from me, it's hilarious. And then I showed Craig, and he was the first person to say, I don't think she's mad. And I didn't even pick up on that. I was like, wait, why? And he was like, look at the emojis she used. She's not, she just thinks it's crazy. And she, I was like, but she said it made her sick. And he was like, okay.

But now knowing that she follows you. Look, if you just, she did crying face that I use for laughing face. And then she did crying face slanted. You're right. I'm diagonal. Like this slanted eye, like diagonal? Like where it's like it looks like the eyes are like X's. Yes, but I would say I didn't ever see

Haley Bieber using that emoji. I didn't see Haley Bieber using any emojis. I didn't see Haley Bieber using so many capital letters. I also just never saw Haley Bieber DMing you. You go no offense. Why you? Honestly. so many capital letters. I also just never saw Haley Bieber deeming you. You go no offense. Why you honestly? Why you?

I felt like if it was going to be someone it was going to be me. But I did. I did say that to Dez. I go, you know, what the funniest thing is. Like, I love Haley. I think she's an icon. But like, I have friends who like would wear her skin.

Myself included. If I could skin her and wear her like last year's Versace, I would get a box cutter and do it. So I'm like I'm always thinking of waste and salt men without like, without deliberately insulting them just to like see what the reaction is. And I try all of these out on Craig and it's really research for the podcast.

Yes, peer research. So remember when there was a TikTok when all the girls were filming their boyfriends and they were like, it looks like you don't know how to swim. And their boyfriends were getting so pissed. I mean, what does that even mean, like whatever? So today I was on the phone with Craig and he said something to me and I was like,

so funny, because you give like home monitor vibes. Any go. me and I was like, so funny because you give like home monitor vibes. What is that? He mentioned Kevin James in like the mall cop. Paul Boyd. Mall cop. It's the movie. Kevin James. He's doing small cop vibes.

And he goes, what the fuck does that even mean? And before I can even answer, he goes, do you even have home monitors at your school? Do you even know what a home monitor vibe is? No, but you've already planted a seed that is going to be slow. Like he's going to wake up in the middle of the night tonight and be like, what the fuck kind of hell is talking about? They've like everyone has that story

of if they've shot themselves before. Have you ever shot yourself in public? I don't know if everyone has a story about shitting themselves. Um, have I ever shit myself that you're taking so long to answer means you have? No, I know. I would say- You've never started. It's a shit fart. You think you're going to fart and shit comes out. No. And then he glows that just got. I have peed the bed before like not. No, like just legit peed the bed. I was in college. But I wasn't like

hungover. I didn't like drink. You're a dream. You're you were born I have no idea and I woke up and I just had like peed the bed So does that count no have you shit like on the street? In a bodega like in the bathroom Like in the frozen food. It was like, I said, it was like, I was sitting eating like a bacon egg and cheese as one does. And I went to like, fart and it came out wet. And I was wearing yoga pants. And it like, I stuck right to it.

I felt it like, and you didn't wear it wearing underwear. I was. Okay. So I went in the bathroom. Is this why you wear granny panties? Yes. A granny pantie put on talk about it. It will trap it. It trapped it.

Who were you with? Alone. So I went to the bathroom. And of course the second you go into the bathroom to do something important. Wait, are you one of those people that can go and sit somewhere and eat by yourself and not feel weird? Love eating by myself. Wow. Love it. Good for you. I love to like fully enjoy the food and not feel judged while I'm eating.

I don't think I've ever sat anywhere alone and ate something. I know. I know. So my favorite thing to do. Have you ever gone to the movies by yourself? Uh, no. Not a loser. Right. Okay, so back to you shitting in a bow jay. Back to me, you know whenever you go to the bathroom, when you need a couple moments in the bathroom, immediately people start knocking. So people are knocking, I take my yoga pants off, I take my grand in panties off, I throw them away,

I put water on any soiled parts of the yoga pants. I put it back on. Oh my god. And I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And then I told myself it happens to everyone. And that's why I asked it to you. They make me feel better. But you told me that I'm a bloated, shitting, little fuck.

And I now feel worse than I've heard. I just, I, she's like, once I kind of beat my bed at tiny bit, uh-uh. What is this thing you wrote about getting Craig flowers? Oh my god. One of the best things that's ever happened to me ever. So on Monday, Craig was in, I think, Washington, D.C. him and Austin were doing like a live

Pillow's in Beer Show, but it was also the day that his book was launching if you have like what's the name of this book? Pillow talk? Pillow talk? I just guessed actually I'm like that would be a good name for him. So if you haven't gotten his book it's really really good. It's the only book I've read this year because it was so good. Okay, so he's doing like all this press for his book launch day. So in the morning, I like didn't talk to him because I knew he had something at like 11. I knew he had something at like 12. I woke up for, I had something at 10 a.m.

So like we just like didn't, We just went past the job, we got it. Sorry, we're busy, we were. No, so I didn't talk to him until like after his last press interview, which was with I think like people magazine or like a weekly or something. So he facetimes me and he goes, well, thanks for the flowers. And I was like, what?

I was like, did you send me these like purple flowers for my book launch day? And then I thought like oh my god wouldn't asshole. I didn't even think to even send him something Where is book launch? So there was a split second that I was like should I just say yes? But I was like no, I didn't send you them. Like, is there a card? And he was like, well, let me look. He like opens a card, nothing written on it. And I was like, oh, no, I didn't send it.

Like, didn't think anything of it. And he was like, well, I just did like, and I just did a people interview. And the guy rang my doorbell in the middle of the people interview. And so I just got up and got it and said, oh, Paige got me flowers. People ended up writing an entire article about what is supportive girl for night am because in the middle of his interview, he got flowers and I didn't

send them. And that's why you can't always trust the media, folks. And now like the, like such an asshole because not only was I not supportive, it didn't even cross my mind. My question is who the fuck is sending your man purple flowers? Right. Very detailed. Right.

Clearly what a girl would do. No man would match the cover of the book with the flowers. I was like, I was like, who delivered it? What is the name of? You're like a florist. I know it does as a second family, but we all know that. We don't know about your other families.

Right. Interesting. That's hilarious, and it reminds me of us weekly when they first interviewed me about des. And what happened? And they were like, what's it like being with someone is 45. So I put a lot of...

They were like, we've never seen one before. I've been along, and I'm like, I'm afraid he's gonna die every day. And we like laugh, but like, I was whatever. And. I've been longing, I'm like, I'm afraid he's gonna die every day. And we like laugh, but I was whatever. And then the headline came out, and it's like Hannah Burner, afraid fiance's gonna die. And I was like, you mother fuckers!

Oh, God. That is so good. Paige is the most generous girlfriend and Hannah's checking, does this pulse every day to wave. So anyway, so that was like my early week laugh. And I have been telling everyone that. You're like, so that was like my early week laugh and I have been telling everyone that's really so That was only dopamine hit of the week and then it went downhill from there. Yeah, and I've been in a pretty intense spiral

Ever since you need to bleach your brows No, I'm not doing that Oh my god, I would endeavor there would be zero convincing in the entire world I would rather Get like highlights and dye my hair than bleach my brows. You go, I'd rather get Kelly Clarkson highlights 2000 era.

No page. I sooner rather do it. It's editorial. Do you know the damage in which you would do to my brows? This is another one of your sabotage. I put my pants last week. My nails are shit. Look at those. And now you want to get bit rid of the quite possibly the best feature on my fucking face. Look, I know that you've been seeing

I've been posting a lot of fashion and you're just protecting me. You're a friend of me. You're a friend of me. Okay, you're a man of fasting. Bad eyebrows for me. I didn't think you were trying to take me down until I shit my pants in this new city. Okay, that was all you. I knew, I know it was you. I had an epiphany in that goddamn bathroom. I can never go to Fied Eye anymore. You're not allowed to FI Die anymore. Um, what is this on the, on the, on the, on the shared note of bleaching your asshole? Oh yeah. Have you been on it? For all this time I thought bleaching your butthole meant bleaching your butthole hairs because I'm so Italian. Hannah, Lucy Burner, Hannah Lucy Burner, Hannah Lucy Burner.

I thought you just go blonde and you're butt hair. No, oh my god. I don't know, you're bleaching your skin. Why do people care what color skin your butthole is? It's supposed to be like, okay, it's supposed to be like, your butthole is a different color than like your normal skin. So this like makes it the color of your normal skin.

Who said that your normal, it has to, what like, who, what? It's like, why can your butthole look like a butthole? It's supposed to be like sexier if you can't tell that it's a butthole. Please say. Okay, I have to, I've been doing these like new man on the street videos. The next one I I'm gonna ask guys do you care what

color her butthole. Yeah, right that's never I hang out with a lot of dudes and I've never once been like yo she was fun but her butthole was like a little too purple. I've had a few friends do it not gonna lie. I've never done it. Have I bought a kit to do it? Sure have. How do you do it yourself? I can barely shave my own bubbles. You can do it yourself. It's actually, they say that you probably shouldn't,

but you can. Does it hurt? I don't think it hurts. I think it tingles for a little. The thing that I bought was you had to do it over the course of seven days. This is like every night before you went to bed, you like put it on.

But I haven't had that. I haven't had that. Also, I have ADD, like, for example, with my closet. If I don't see it, I don't have it. Right. And like, with my body, if I don't see it, like the hands on the back of my knee, I don't have it. I don't care.

No, I agree with that too. Like, sometimes I don't really really straighten the back of my head, because I'm like not my problem. Your guys problem has nothing to do with it. I was not curled the back of my head. If I don't see it, it's not the hair. Yes, don't. And if you see it, that's on you.

Yeah, that's on you. Look away, look away. I'm sorry. I think my butt hole's cute. Like I haven't looked at it that often, but I feel like a little cute, like, pink, purpley moment is like, adorable. I think some of those are worse than others.

Like I think it's very much a genetic thing. So like, okay, here's a perfect example. You and I rarely suffer from like dark under eye circles. So there's a possibility that we don't really suffer with the color of our buttholes as much as like some other girls might. Yeah. And some of their girls might feel self-conscious about it. And so then they bleach their ass well. Are you saying that both of us have good but holes? I'm just thinking like I just thinking like yeah probably. I've never had a complaint. I wonder if if you do, like, anal a lot. Sorry, mom, and Paige's mom, if you get, like, black and blu-er.

I wonder that too, but I don't think so. But totally, I mean, you are stuffing something inside there that, like, nothing really should ever probably be going up your ass. I do think there's,'s like three kinds of opinions. There's like guys who are like Metro and want girls who are like everything is like perfectly manicured. Proof, manicured. And then there's the guys who want it raw.

They want dirty. They want smelly. They don't care. Which is, that's more me. And then there's like the in-between where guys like don't care. They don't care. Which is, that's more me. And then there's like the in between where guys like don't notice anything and you are doing it just cause you like yourself a type of way. Yeah.

We've already know that like the butt stuff is like, not number one on our priority list, but we obviously don't not get. So I haven't thought about it enough to actually do it or like. Yeah. I want to know from Giggler's who are doing anal. Do you have IBS? Is what I want to know.

I don't know if there's any of them that have bleached your asshole and what they think about it. Yeah, message us because this is like a new thing. It's so common. Please don't use the comment section on any of the pictures, but be sure to send a direct private message. Next episode, do you know what we have to do? We have to tell each other our X of each other. Oh.

I feel like I could do it right now. OK, it's true. Like, I don't feel like I have to think, or like, write them down. I'll do it right if I can help. OK, one's too late. Like I don't feel like I have to think I like write them down. I'll do it right fucking hell. Okay, one of my X is that... One of my X is that like you like if you have to fart like no matter where we are, like and it's like life or death like we could be in a crowded room and like you have to do it. Like you'll just, you'll do it.

And like that puts me in a really uncomfortable position sometimes because like I know it to you. And like, okay, you want me to hold it in and possibly die? You want to hold the toxins inside me? I don't need a pot, maybe if you farted more, you want to put potatoes under your fucking feet. Okay, now you do won't prevent. Okay, this one's obvious. My biggest thing about you is that I don't they're around animals, they feel joy, but you fat shame your own dog and make it insecure about how it looks. That's so not true. That's so not true, but okay, I'll take care.

One of my ex for you is that I will tell you that I'm ordering food and I will be like, hey, I'm getting this, do you want me to also get you this? And you're like, no, I'm not really that hungry. And then like, if I walk away from my food for a half a miliset, second, you will have devoured it, completely finished it. And then like, I think now I'll order my own.

You will use my leftovers as an appetizer. Okay, my biggest thing about you is you'll look at the menu and order the most unhealthy like amazing tasting thing. Somehow only have four bites and then leave it in front of me as if knowing that I'm not going to have to eat it. Because if you think that I have to eat it, I tempt you and test you. You're literally trying to turn me into your fat dog. I am solely responsible for your high cholesterol.

You will order nachos, have two bites, and be like, oh, I'm so full. And then I'm like, well, to the face. Wow, that is so true. To the face. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha My biggest thing about you is that when you get a pimple you make it your whole personality Like you literally can't do anything without mentioning it touching it or talking about how are you gonna fix it? And I'm like there needs to be more going on the world That that was a really good one because that's so true. I have another Rick. Oh my god!

What is this one? Whenever you're making a point. You have to like, you literally take out your finger, which is so abnormally long and skinny, that everyone in the room is like, is she gonna stab someone? And I'm like, no, she's just making a basic point, but you do it and the finger has a full life of its own. Full mind of its own. Own zip code, own thoughts. I'm really just relaying my fingers thoughts on a situation.

You're really just a finger with an outfit attached to it. Yeah. Does made me laugh so hard and I sent this to you and I have to tell you for the gigglers. And I love this man so much because of this one moment. This is does does doing front page news today. Oh, yeah. No, it's saying they know that cap capitals with Gigi and Dede. What?

He called her Gigi and Dede. Is that like an Irish thing? Or does Gigi and Dede know that her name is Gigi? He called her name was Gigi and Dede. And I let him call her Gigi and Dede all day. Is that just like an illiteracy thing? Or why did he think that? Like as Gigi, you know what, you're right.

It must be like an Irish language thing. But he said Gigi and I didn't tell him it's wrong. So you're letting this man walk around town saying Gigi Hadid. He's friends home now. He's probably getting all his friends to call her Gigi too. That's amazing. Also imagine if your name was Gigi. Who, like, your mom, she is.

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