Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - 246. Larry Charles

Episode Date: February 11, 2019

Writer-director Larry Charles ("Borat," "Seinfeld," "Curb Your Enthusiasm") joins Gilbert and Frank for an engrossing discussion on a wide range of topics, including humor as a survival tactic, the h...azards of guerrilla filmmaking, the persuasive powers of Sacha Baron Cohen and the new Netflix show, "Larry Charles' Dangerous World of Comedy." Also, Mel Brooks sends up Bill Cullen, Jerry Lewis inspires Bob Dylan, Gilbert guest stars on "Mad About You" and Larry remembers the late, great Bob Einstein. PLUS: "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp"! The Zen of Jack Nicholson! The influence of Jackie Mason! Larry hangs with Huntz Hall! And the "Seinfeld" episode that never aired! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:15 Did you feel my passion? I did. Very much so. I got a tear in my eye. Okay, I'm going to go because they're going to tow my car away. Thank you. Hello, this is Gilbert Gottfried, and this is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing, colossal podcast with my co-host, Frank Santopadre, and our engineer, Frank Verderosa. Our guest this week is a former stand-up comedian, an occasional actor, a producer, a documentarian,
Starting point is 00:02:09 a mockumentarian, an Emmy-winning writer and director of some of the most successful and audacious comedy features in the history of the medium. He's written for popular TV shows like Entourage, Fridays, Mad About You, Dilbert, The Tick, and of course, Seinfeld. Writing or co-writing some of the show's most memorable and most bizarre episodes, including the opera, the bris, the bubble boy, the outing, and also help coin the phrase
Starting point is 00:02:53 not that there's anything wrong with us. As a director, he's helmed classic episodes of his friend Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm, as well as the feature films Masked and Anonymous, Army of One, Bruno, Religious, The Dictator, and one of the most original and most profitable movies of all time, Borat. His newest project coming to Netflix on February 15th is Larry Charles' Dangerous World of Comedy, in which he travels to some of the world's most perilous destinations in search of humor. Frank and I saw the first episode and our jaws are still on the floor.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Well, I saw the whole thing. Frank only saw the first one. Fragger? Yeah, he's such a... He's not a professional. Fragger? Yeah, he's such a... He's not a professional... Please welcome to the podcast
Starting point is 00:04:12 one of the great comic minds of his generation, a man who shares our love of classic comedy teams, and a man who once had the life-altering experience when Jack Nicholson smiled at him from a passing car. The brilliantly talented Larry Charles. Oh my God, thank you so much. I'm humbled by that introduction and I'm actually exhausted by it as well. That's our goal, Larry. Thank you. much. I'm humbled by that introduction, and I'm actually exhausted by it as well. That's our goal, Larry. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:47 To wear the guest out early. And you could use it for your obituary, too, when needed. It's perfect. It's perfect. Now, the first thing I wanted to ask you is, I'm not a sports fan, and I never watched the Super Bowl, but now there's some Jewish hero football player. Julian Edelman. Julian Edelman, of course. I mean, I think this, you know, I don't know if you remember when we were kids,
Starting point is 00:05:13 there was a player on the Mets named Al Weiss. Sure, second baseman. All the Jewish kids in Brooklyn wanted to, you know, take credit for him as a Jew in baseball, but of course he was German and just had a name that was kind of sounded Jewish. I don't even believe, if you ever watch Edelman, he looks like a white supremacist. He acts like a white supremacist.
Starting point is 00:05:36 His girlfriend is a white supremacist. I know he identifies as a Jew, but I'm skeptical, that's all. I know he identifies as a Jew, but I'm skeptical. That's all. So we should proceed with caution. Absolutely. Starting the show with an Al Weiss reference. Don't let him into the minion without really checking his penis.
Starting point is 00:06:00 That's all I'm saying. And then there's those other celebrities who have been uh called jews but were never were like um well oh joe namath a lot of people thought was a jew uh michael oh michael kane uh not a jew uh who thought michael kane was a jew a couple of people because his name is morris morris yes morris there you are i have two uncle morris's i i would i would believe that Who thought Michael Caine was a Jew? A couple of people. Because his name is Morris. Morris, yes. Morris, there you are. I have two Uncle Morris's. I would believe that. And people thought Ringo was a Jew.
Starting point is 00:06:33 This is all about the nose, isn't it, Gilbert? All these guys you mentioned have very prominent proboscis. Very prominent proboscis. So I was watching The Dangerous World of Comedy. Frank watched like five minutes. No, I watched the whole first one. I was busy doing the research. You won't do.
Starting point is 00:07:04 He was waiting for a commercial. It never came. So now, and this deals with one of those subjects that I always like to talk about, like the connection between tragedy and horror with comedy and how the two just go together. Well, part of my thing always in my life in terms of comedy has been to look for things that really aren't funny. Well, you found it on this show. And suddenly it becomes comedy. And I thought to myself at this point in my life, what could I do that kind of is my honest, authentic version of that now? That's not fictional. It's not artificial. It's not contrived. What could I do? What can I do? And I thought, you know,
Starting point is 00:07:53 I've been to a lot of these crazy foreign countries, sometimes in the midst of great turmoil. And I always meet comedians in all these places, Uruguay and all these strange Argentina, in all these places, Uruguay and all these strange Argentina, strange countries, Romania, Morocco, there's always comedians. In fact, Morocco has a stand-up comedy festival. So I thought, wow, these people, I get to go home and I get all these accolades, but these people have to stay in sometimes very oppressive regimes. And how do they do their comedy? How do they survive?
Starting point is 00:08:29 And that was my initial kind of challenge to myself to figure that out. Well, it always gets me when I'll hear people say like, oh, you know, it's really tough now, you know, because Trump has a dictatorship. And when you go to a real dictatorship. Yes. He's doing his best gilbert yeah give him a chance but you're absolutely right i mean the the stakes are very different in american comedy uh than they are in a lot of other countries especially these war-torn countries i mean i was in iraq and saudi arabia i was in uh liberia as you mentioned, and Somalia, which is one of the most dangerous places on earth. A place that I probably should not have gone to, quite frankly,
Starting point is 00:09:10 was that dangerous and that absurd to be there for me. But there are comedians there, and there are comedians who have been assassinated there. And most comedians in Somalia who insist, and it's kind of like their mission, their calling to continue doing their comedy, they live with that risk of being gunned down by some assassins. And many of them have had the experience of being kidnapped or tortured, and they go back and they do their comedy. And that, to me, is very courageous. And I was bowled over by that kind of –
Starting point is 00:09:49 it felt like the opposite of what American comedians would do under those conditions. Wasn't there one in Iraq too? Was it Hassan, the one that was assassinated in 2006? Yes. There was a very famous comedian assassinated in Iraq also. And if you start to look deeply, I mean, look at Saudi Arabia right now. There's a comedian in Saudi Arabia who I interviewed who's not in the show, actually, who's known as the Seinfeld of Saudi Arabia. And he has currently been arrested and detained and is in prison and kind of out of contact with people.
Starting point is 00:10:19 So life changes very quickly there. So, yes, here we have Trump. We have some oppression. We have some fear of what the future might hold. But right now, as it stands, you and I can say anything we want right now on this show, and nothing's going to happen to us. And that's one of the advantages of being here. Yeah, it's like they talk a lot about, you know, Kathy Griffin with the photo holding Trump's head. And you go, look, look, she's in loads of trouble. And it's like, she's still working.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Yes, exactly. She's got a nice house, whatever. She's free. Being free is not an assumption that a lot of these comedians can make. They're often just like sort of imprisoned for no reason for periods of time and then let go. It's a very arbitrary existence. Their families are under threat at all times. It's a very arbitrary existence. Their families are under threat at all times.
Starting point is 00:11:06 It's a very different life. However, as you discovered, I hope, in the show, their needs, their wants, their desires are exactly the same as Americans. You know, they want safety. They want security. They want a job. They want food on the table.
Starting point is 00:11:22 They want their kids to be safe. You know, they want those basic things, and that connects them very much to our experience. The courage of these people is what you come away with too. Like Al Bashir, is that his name? The guy, the guy that's sort of the John Stewart of Iraq. Yes. And what he's, what he's gone through. And was he, he was imprisoned and joked with his torturers so that, so that they wouldn't
Starting point is 00:11:42 kill him. The joke about don't put the bottle up my ass? Exactly, and it worked. It worked for him. Now, he's witnessed, he's been involved, he was involved in a suicide bombing. His brother was killed. Many members of his family were wiped out
Starting point is 00:11:58 or injured very, very badly. He's been imprisoned, as you mentioned, and tortured more than once and here he is he's a very he's the most important voice uh in in iraq really at this point he's the only person doing what he's doing you know and there was a such a strange part of the movie that looked like it was strenght up i thought this can't be real there was a general oh the warlord the ex warlord yes named butt naked yes and you're thinking how could you know how fierce and how scary this guy is that he can have proudly call himself butt naked and it nobody laughs at that you know he's that scary he's that he's that dangerous did he go did he go into battle naked
Starting point is 00:12:55 because he somehow thought it made him invulnerable absolutely that was that was the uh how it got started the media sort of dubbed him butt naked cause he would fight naked. He would have all his soldiers fight naked cause he believed, uh, that the bullets would not penetrate them if they were naked. Yeah. So, and in his case it worked, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:14 I mean, he's alive. Not only is he alive, he was a, a, a cannibal. He, uh,
Starting point is 00:13:19 slaughtered, uh, children, uh, while they were alive, he would take them and like sacrifice them and then feed their hearts to the other child soldiers to get them in the mindset to fight the battles. And that's who he was.
Starting point is 00:13:35 And he survived it. And even though he killed so many people, they have forgiven him. He's like a preacher now in Liberia, in Monrovia. So very surreal story. I was very interested in meeting him. It was the first night we got to Liberia. in Monrovia. So very surreal story. I was very interested in meeting him. It was the first night we got to Liberia. It was very scary. You're on the street where the war took place, where he did his fighting, you know, and he's telling me this story. A darkened street. A very darkened street. And the funniest part of that, that I thought, oh, come on,
Starting point is 00:14:03 somebody wrote this for him it can't be real you asked him what makes him laugh and tell us the answer he said I love Bill Cosby and I love his show Kids Say the Darnedest Thing
Starting point is 00:14:19 just too great after confessing to murdering children that was his favorite show and and again like even though i'm scared in that situation and i'm nervous and i'm anxious i knew what he said that i was like yeah i had a great piece i had a great piece for the film you know i i mean he's he's a cannibal and a bloodthirsty killer but he loves cause me and kids he loves he loves to laugh yeah also sanford and son sanford son too yes yeah you're a brave man larry i mean you say it in that episode why what am i doing at some point you have a moment of realization what the hell am i doing on this
Starting point is 00:14:57 darkened street in liberia talking to this guy with 20 000000 kills to his credit, and you're asking him provocative questions. Well, the first question I asked him was, what does human flesh taste like? And he told me, like, pork ribs. I mean, he didn't hesitate even to answer the question. All I could think of was George Costanza's porn name, Buck Naked. Buck Naked, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:15:26 That is, and boy, too, the women, the female comedians, too, in Liberia, the super, what was her name, Super Mama? Super Mama and Mamie, yeah. The bravery and what they've been through. Unbelievable. I mean, if you think it's hard to be, you know. Child, as children, they are being raped by soldiers. They're having children.
Starting point is 00:15:46 They're on the run constantly. They're watching. They're standing there while people are being killed all around them. And they wind up finding some humor, some way of using humor, not so much to criticize, but to heal. And that, again, was kind of an epiphany for me. It's like, oh, wow wow these people are not coming out of this bitter and angry really or wanting to really critique or satirize what's going on people do that also al-bashir certainly does but a lot of people their motivation after experiencing that
Starting point is 00:16:17 is to help others heal and that i found very moving surprisingly moving and i wasn't really anticipating that of course and and i found it really interesting, too. They showed a comedy club in, I don't know, Saudi Arabia or wherever, and of course they're on stage in front of a brick wall. Was that the LOL Club? No, it wasn't. The LOL Club is closed now, but they also had a brick wall. But the place you're talking about was in Saudi Arabia, and it had the brick wall.
Starting point is 00:16:48 It was all set up like a regular comedy club. Only men are allowed, which is kind of interesting also, but completely sort of imitating the American comedy club. Absolutely, yes. And all of them are, this is the thing, although there's a lot of original cultural humor that comes out of these different societies, the foundation for all modern humor like this everywhere, all modern humor is Western humor. So people are watching videos and seeing you
Starting point is 00:17:22 and other great comedians on stage in a brick wall, in front of a brick wall, and they want to recreate that experience. That to those people, to those cultures, is what comedy is. It's amazing. Yeah. It's amazing. I mean, at one point you were talking about how they didn't really even know what stand-up was. They thought that jokes were very cruel things at somebody else's expense.
Starting point is 00:17:45 They were insults, which of course, as we know from some of our favorite comedians like Jackie Leonard or Don Rickles, that is kind of like a raise on debt for their humor as well. But here, people didn't realize that there was a joke involved. They didn't know what a joke was, essentially. They didn't understand set-up punchline. No, not at all. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Exactly. Those ideas were brought from watching videos of American comedy. American comedy is imperialistic just like American culture is, and it's spread everywhere. And everyone from Nigeria to Saudi Arabia is basically influenced deeply by American comedy. Wow. I wonder what they think of you in Saudi Arabia, if they're watching clips. I mean, how much American comedy are they seeing? What are they getting?
Starting point is 00:18:34 Well, I mean, that's a good question. But I found, for instance, Seinfeld is massively popular, like in the Arab nations. My God. And even in Africa. Massively popular, like in the Arab nations. Oh, my God. And even in Africa. So we would go, when I was in Jordan, when we were shooting Bruno, we would walk down the street in Oman, which is a Muslim country, very highly anti-Semitic Muslim country at times.
Starting point is 00:18:57 There's no Jews. Most of these countries I was in, by the way, I'm the only Jew. I'm the only Jew in this country. You're a brave man. So when we were shooting Bruno in Jordan, the coterie were the only Jews there, Sasha and a few other people. But you'd walk down the street and there'd be all these street sellers
Starting point is 00:19:14 selling bootleg DVDs. And invariably, invariably, you'd walk down the street and you would see Borat, you would see Curb Your Enthusiasm, you would see Seinfeld, and then you would see aat, you would see Curb Your Enthusiasm, you would see Seinfeld, and then you would see a copy of Mein Kampf. It was always...
Starting point is 00:19:31 Unbelievable. Those four, those are the four big bestsellers. And Norman's Corner, Gilbert. Yes. The DVD of Norman's Corner. Did you write that with Larry David? Was that something you did with Larry David? Yeah, you bet.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Yes. Yes. In fact, my favorite story that I love telling is, you know, he wrote Norman's Corner and I starred in it. And then when they were pitching Seinfeld to the network and they said, well, who's creating this show? And they said, Larry David. And one of the high execs at NBC said, isn't he the guy that wrote that piece of shit for Gilbert Gottfried? That's so great.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Arnold Stang was good in it, though, Gilbert. Yes, he was. Good credit for. Arnold Stang was good in it, though, Gilbert. Yes, he was. Credit for casting Arnold Stang. Larry, you guys met a couple of times over the years? Gilbert was unsure how many times or where. I'm going to tell you what I think is the first time we met, and then you tell me if I'm wrong about that. We met in the mid-'80s, I would say, like 84, through Richard Belzer.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah. Richard Belzer had a show on Cinemax and you were a guest on that show. And I think that's the first time I met you and saw you perform live also. Wow. Yeah. I just remember you're one of those people I always kind of ran into. Yes, exactly. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Well, you're both from the same neighborhood. Where are you from in Brooklyn? Okay. I was born in Coney Island. Okay. And then Borough Park and then, no, no. Born in Coney Island, then Crown Heights, and then Borough Park. Yeah, so you moved to the other side of Brooklyn after Coney Island pretty quickly.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah. I stayed in Coney Island, Brighton Beach. I was in Trump Village, which split the difference between Brighton Beach on the one side and Coney Island, Brighton Beach. I was in Trump Village, which was on the, like split the difference between Brighton Beach on the one side and Coney Island on the other. And that's pretty much where I grew up until my parents got divorced. And then my mother moved us to Florida. Of course, that's where you have to go. And, but, but that part of Brooklyn, that Coney Island part of Brooklyn, that's where
Starting point is 00:21:41 I grew up as well. Yeah. And that's where Larry's from Brighton Beach as well. Yeah. As is Mel Brooks. And you know, like that is kind of a comedy golden triangle for some bizarre reason. Yeah. Tell, and tell us a little bit about your upbringing. Cause I'm not sure people know too much about this. And I was surprised to find that your, your father was a standup. He did comedy. My father was a failed-up. My father went, after World War II, he went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts on the GI Bill.
Starting point is 00:22:10 He wanted to be an actor, and he tried out for the actor's studio, whatever, didn't pass the auditions, did stand-up for a while, had the stage name, and this is no joke, this is the truth, Psy-Co, the exotic neurotic. Psy-Co. Psy-Co. exotic neurotic. Psyco. Psyco.
Starting point is 00:22:27 That was his name. And, you know, those things didn't work. It didn't really stick with it. But he had a guy. I don't know if you remember this name, Gilbert. There was a great TV writer when we were kids named Stan Burns. And he wrote for The Tonight Show. And he wrote for Get Smart.
Starting point is 00:22:44 And he had a show of his and he wrote for Get Smart. And he had a show of his own called Lancelot Link's Secret Chimp, if you remember that. Sure, with Bernie Coppell. Yeah, he was a great comedy writer. And he, in the army, wrote material for my father. So when I came out to California, he said, my father said, go see Stan Burns. And I came out to California in
Starting point is 00:23:05 the late seventies. And in those days you'd pick up the phone book, right? There's no internet or computers or cell phones or anything, but people are still on the phone book. So I look up Stan Burns in the phone book. He's in Woodland Hills. I call him up. He's so nice to me.
Starting point is 00:23:19 He invites me out to breakfast. I start hanging out with Stan Burns. Wow. me out to breakfast, I start hanging out with Stan Burns. I'm seeing him weekly at DuPars for breakfast, and he's having me write jokes for him for this Gold Diggers roast that he's doing, speaking of roasts. And I started ghostwriting jokes for him for the Gold Diggers roast, the Dean Martin celebrity roast, and a few of those jokes got on. He was really sweet, really generous to me.
Starting point is 00:23:47 And about six months went by. And one day at DuPars, he said, kid, I got to tell you something. And I was like, what? He said, I'm going to tell you the truth. And I'm like, okay. He's like, I have no idea who your father is. I've been racking my brain since the day we talked.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I can't remember him. You're a good kid. I like you. But I have no idea who your dad is. But he got the goods out of you first. He did. He did. He was a great guy, actually. Now, your father being both a failed actor and failed comedian, how do you think that affected him, his personality, his whole...
Starting point is 00:24:26 I think he was lost after that, frankly. I think he was so consumed by show business. I think he so wanted to be a part of it. Even when I was a kid, he remained friends with... Like Jason Robards had been his drama teacher, or he was friends with the lighting guy at the Kraft Music Hall or the associate director of the Ed Sullivan Show. And he would take me on the weekend or whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:52 He would take me and see those people and I would go behind the scenes at all these shows all the time. For me, I think it planted the seeds. But for him, he never found anything that quite captured his passion like show business did. So he was obsessed with it. Instead of math and science and whatever, he would be asking me trivia questions about movies, about Jimmy Cagney and about Humphrey Bogart. That's what he was mostly interested in, and that's what I was filled with. And now I've been spewing it out my entire adult life. Yeah, of course. So did your father see your success?
Starting point is 00:25:32 My father's actually still alive. Oh, wow. He just was put into an assisted living facility. He's 91. He's pretty out of it now, unfortunately. Yes, he saw my success, but if I'm going to be completely honest with you, I think he had issues with it. I think he never was fully able to embrace it and be supportive of it, even though inadvertently he was my inspiration. I don't think he ever really was able to enjoy it the way he should have. I think that was something that he was not able to give himself. That's interesting. Well, Ted, I've heard you describe the neighborhood, and you guys come from similar backgrounds, and you describe it as being like a Soviet block and something out of
Starting point is 00:26:15 Lord of the Flies. Very much so. Everybody moved into Trump Village at the same time, and there were these other housing projects there too, like Luna Park, and there were these buildings housing projects there too, like Luna Park. And there were these buildings of 23 story buildings. All the kids moved in around the same time, like 63, 64. So you had like a prison kind of a number of boys growing up at the same time. And everyone is jostling for power and for dominance and for status. And a lot of people fell by the wayside. The bullying, when you talk about bullying in today's society, there were hundreds of and for dominance, and for status. And a lot of people fell by the wayside. There was the bullying. When you talk about bullying in today's society,
Starting point is 00:26:48 there were hundreds of bullies in my neighborhood. Everywhere you turned, if you were waiting at the bus stop, if you were getting on the train, if you were trying to play basketball, if you were going to school, there were people all the time besieging you, threatening you, intimidating you, taking your stuff, stealing your books, spitting in your hat and making you wear it. I mean, that was growing up in my neighborhood. That was pretty adorable stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:13 It is funny now that bullying is such a big topic because it was just a way of life growing up. Exactly. Did you experience these things, Gilbert, from the same neck of the woods? No, I'm a tough guy. I know that. I know you kick their asses. So people always back off when I walk down this street.
Starting point is 00:27:36 I'm just curious, from a sociological standpoint, if that kind of hardscrabble life, that environment, having to, as you say, navigate these kind of tough personalities, If that molded you guys in the same way, to be funny. I think you taught, I know for me, and I wouldn't be surprised if this was true for Gilbert and a lot of these guys who grew up this way, I found instinctively that I was able to talk my way out of a lot of violent situations and kind of spare myself by kind of verbalizing and kind of almost tricking them with verbal dexterity. And I think I've absolutely used that sort of learned trait. Like it's perfect. It was perfect in Borat. I'm very good at talking people into things. I'm very good at having people listen if I want them to. I can kind of like put that trance state. I can kind of do that for some
Starting point is 00:28:29 reason just because I learned it from surviving on the streets of Brighton Beach, basically. The talent. You mean things like persuading the Pentecostal minister, the preacher in Borat, tricking them? I don't want to use the word tricking them, but somehow convincing them that Borat was a guy in need of saving? Well, when I talk to someone like that in that situation, I mean, it's kind of an acting exercise for me also, because I have to fully believe it. If I'm going to sell you on something, I have to kind of commit to it fully. The way a great comedian like gilbert commits to his premise and and never gives up on it and isn't afraid of what the consequences boy is that true
Starting point is 00:29:11 yeah but but it's it's what produces the gold really and the same thing is true in this situation by setting that up properly by having that man believe that borat was lost and needed help yeah he he fully committed to healing Borat. And we got a chance to witness that, which is one of the most amazing things I've personally ever seen, you know, was this healing process. I watched it again last night. It's magnificent. And how did you work out that scene with Borat and the big fat guy naked in the elevator? Well, you know, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:29:47 He came in first for the audition, and we had seen a lot of guys for this part. Azamat. For Azamat. And guys would come in who were American actors, and they would put on, like, Russian accents, and it was very fake-sounding. And again, remember, these guys,
Starting point is 00:30:04 Sasha has to be close up with real people all day long. So it can't feel fake. It's got to seem real. So we couldn't find anybody who had that kind of authenticity. He came in, Ken Davishian came in and he was in character and he seemed like a kind of a guy who just stumbled in from a Russian grocery on Santa Monica Boulevard or something. And I felt sorry for him. We felt bad for him. We were like trying to help him get through this audition.
Starting point is 00:30:31 He didn't understand anything. And we were feeling really sorry for him. And when it was over, in his regular voice, he said, do you need anything else? He tricked us. And so he immediately got the part but when we came time to do and he was great and he was really cooperative he would do anything we asked but when we started talking about the naked fight he was like i don't get it i don't see what's so funny about me naked we would would just say, trust us. Just trust us on this.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Was Sasha tapping out at one point on the mattress and you were ignoring him? Absolutely. I'm very ruthless. I'm very ruthless when it comes to shooting this stuff. I don't know how many times we could do it. So I know we have to get it that one time or we may never get it again. So with that, he had understandable reticence about spending a long period of time underneath Ken DeVishian's ass.
Starting point is 00:31:36 And he didn't want to be trapped in that crack like a miner, you know? A miner gets trapped and there's no air pocket. He was very concerned about that. So we devised a plan where we got like a surgical mask. And as he slid under his ass, we would put the surgical mask on Sasha's mouth. And then he'd be under. And then Ken DaVish could rock on him
Starting point is 00:32:07 and do all the kind of stuff. But we had a safe gesture, which was a tap out, and this last time, it was going so well, and there's audio of me just screaming at Ken, keep going, keep going, and you see Sasha's forehead, because that's all you can see, is turning beet red, and he's slamming the thing.
Starting point is 00:32:28 But I'm still shooting, and I'm still shooting. And then finally we ended, and of course he's like suffocating, and we realized, wait a minute, where's the mask? The mask disappeared.
Starting point is 00:32:40 And we looked all around, and it had kind of gone up into Ken's folds. Oh, Lord folds and finally emerged a couple of takes later. Oh my God. So the life-saving device for Sasha Cohen was in this guy's asshole? Exactly. Exactly. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:00 It had to be very carefully extracted as you can imagine. What are you talking about when you guys went to the screening and you were watching people watch that scene and you said they were reacting like they were watching a horror movie? Yeah, I mean, I think that Gilbert can really relate to this. Gilbert does this to a live audience sometimes, and I'm just, I'm bowled over when he does it. I mean, you could get an audience just going completely insane when you're building on that laugh and it's building like a wave until people are out of control. I've seen you do that on stage many, many times. And that's what that scene was, was like. It was like, it built so much that people lost control. And I love that horror film aspect of comedy when people are having this visceral,
Starting point is 00:33:41 uncontrollable, involuntary reaction to what they're watching. That, to me, is you've tapped into some kind of gold there. Yeah, because it's really that kind of thing, watching that scene in particular, you're going, you know, oh, no, I don't want to watch this, but I don't want to look away. I saw it with an audience. What a treat to see. I mean, we were talking about, you know, we lament on this fact, you know, on this topic, the death of movie theaters and how you don't get to, you know, this is an experience that's basically endangered. Seeing movies with other people. And I saw that in a packed house.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I have never seen people react. I mean, it was screaming. Yes, it was. Something other than laughter. It was otherworldly. Again, it humbles me. I mean, you know, when you were in the first couple of screenings that we had, we did not anticipate people freaking out. I mean, from the time that the titles come out at the beginning, the logo for the fake company that made the movie, people were laughing.
Starting point is 00:34:41 And I remember Sasha and I looking at each other at one of these screenings like, wow, we can't believe it. It was just like a roller coaster ride. So it worked out. It just kind of clicked. And there was something Sasha Cohen did that was like almost like an experiment, almost like so revealing when he was that character singing. He went into a honky tontonk bar yes you want to talk about this yeah no i didn't shoot that that's on the series yeah that's not from the movie but that is one of the his famous routines was he goes into an arizona bar and gets the entire crowd inside
Starting point is 00:35:19 the bar to sing throw the jew in the well uh and he, again, is an expert at, again, manipulating audiences, manipulating crowds, manipulating masses into doing his bidding. I mean, it's really, it's unsettling sometimes to watch how easily people can be manipulated if they want to be, not against their will. Everyone in all these situations that we're in with the Sasha movies has the opportunity to say no all along the way. But the social dynamic is there's so much pressure to cooperate with a camera on you and a microphone on you. It's very hard for people to not go along with the program at that point.
Starting point is 00:35:57 They're in too deep, you know. It's more than just comedy in a way, Larry. I hate to break it down or dissect the frog, but remember Alan Abel, the hoaxer? Of course. I was a big fan of Alan Abel. I remember his movie, Is There Sex After Death? Yeah. Buck Henry was involved with him too early on.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Yes, yes. But it's a little bit of that too. You guys are making a comedy, but you're also, it's all a sociological experiment. It's fascinating on another level. Yeah. When it does its job, it is hopefully exposing hypocrisy and shining some kind of light on the truth of these particular situations. But that's sort of inadvertent. You hope that happens along the way with the comedy.
Starting point is 00:36:42 And you have to have the comedy in balance with that. Otherwise it's just very, uh, very serious. That's the, where the seriousness is. If you move it 10 degrees the other way, it's a very serious look at white supremacy and antisemitism. And we interviewed a lot of very violent people, a guy in Kansas who wound up being convicted of murders and is on death row.
Starting point is 00:37:04 You know, so there, there are some very serious people out there. Kansas who wound up being convicted of murders and is on death row. You know, so there are some very serious people out there. And as it turned out, those people, we thought exposing those people would sort of show the folly and the absurdity of their positions. Instead, we're in a situation now where it's become almost societally acceptable to adopt those positions in life. So things have changed a lot. to adopt those positions in life. So things have changed a lot.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah, because watching when he did that, throw the juice down the well, it was so, it's funny and frightening at the same time. Yeah. Well, so is when he's singing, when he does the national anthem, the Kazakh national anthem at the rodeo in the future. Yes. It's terrifying.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Yeah, there are a lot of terrifying moments. But in truth, Borat was perceived by the people that encountered him as an innocent character and thus were much more patient with him and willing to accept his so-called ignorance. With Bruno, Bruno's a much darker film, and the reason Bruno's a darker film is because the main character is kind of a,
Starting point is 00:38:10 is a homosexual, but he's also not an innocent. Yes. And people had absolutely no, in the same way that they had incredible tolerance for Borat, they had absolutely no tolerance for Bruno. People would see Bruno walk down the street and they wanted to hit him. They wanted to jostle him. They wanted to call
Starting point is 00:38:30 him out. And we had so much higher level of violence and tension and darkness on that movie. That really was the lesson for us as well, because it was a very, wound up being a very dark version of America which we really did not anticipate at all. Were there 50 cops called in or something like that or 40 cops to get you guys out of the, was it the ultimate fighting scene?
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah, there was, well, those were very complicated scenes. There was a lot of police involved. We also had police chasing us most of the time. Really, it was we rarely had the police on our side they were usually uh coming after us bruno we're talking about now on both bruno and borat yeah we always had uh we you know borat one of the best scenes that is not in the movie uh is we went to washington dc and we would take the ice cream truck, and we would just drive around near these national monuments and stuff. And we realized Borat looks, you know, he's got the black mustache.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Sure. And all of us were in the back of the ice cream truck with our cameras and black bags. And suddenly, we looked like we could be terrorists in an ice cream truck. What the hell are we doing in an ice cream truck at the Washington Monument? So suddenly the Secret Service would be on us or the FBI would come up to us, you know, and we were constantly being sort of approached and confronted and detained quite often by the authorities. High stress. In that particular case that you're talking about at the cage fight, the police had to
Starting point is 00:40:03 help us get out. Well, Dan Mazur, one of the writers on Borat, was reading an interview with him, and he said every day was like actually preparing for a bank robbery. Exactly. It was such high stress. High stress, high stakes. Right.
Starting point is 00:40:16 But by the same token, when we were done and we got away with it, there was nothing more exhilarating than the feeling of having gotten away with it. And we would get back in the van, and we be like giddy with laughter because we had actually got we went into a bank we did a scene in a bank where it was just us and the bank president in oklahoma after hours you know and i'm thinking man if we just pull out guns right now we could rob this bank as well as make the movie why not you? You know, we will return to Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast. But first a word from our sponsor.
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Starting point is 00:41:47 it's never ordinary. At Bet365. Must be 19 or older. Ontario only. Please pay responsibly. If you or someone you know has concerns about gambling, visit connectsontario.ca. And there was something in the dangerous world of comedy that kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:42:01 You know, you're watching a lot of people cross the line but there was that one guy he was just spewing anti-semitic uh it's just uh you know hatred of the jews yes weave his name was weave yeah he's like kind of a he and baked alaska were like kind of a – he and Baked Alaska were both kind of these white nationalist social media comedians. And I wanted to get that perspective. It was much harder to get. I chased after a lot of alt-right comedians and I could not get too many to sit down and actually talk to me. Those two guys were willing to talk to their credit. But in the case of Weave, he almost doesn't have control it seemed to me uh those two guys were willing to talk to their credit but in the case of weave
Starting point is 00:42:45 he almost doesn't have control it seemed to me it's almost like one of these kind of um tourette like things with him when he went off on his anti-semitic rants and uh it didn't even seem it seemed like it was a kind of just a spewing rather than even thoughtful, like something that he just does like a Tourette's person curses. Maybe this is a naive question, Larry. Do you recall fearing for your life while making this new series, standing on that darkened street, for instance, talking to butt naked? There was two or three times when I thought I may have made a mistake. In too deep.
Starting point is 00:43:24 One was in iraq we were going to kirkuk uh which had been besieged by isis and we were going there to a um an iraqi prison uh where an isis prisoner was i was going to interview the isis prisoner um and when we got to we got stuck in like kind of a checkpoint mosulul was falling the same day that we had to do this. So we could see the smoke from the Battle of Mosul going on while we were trying to get to Kirkuk. And there was kind of chaos on the road. And I thought, boy, what are we, you know, we're trapped really in this situation. And so it worked out okay.
Starting point is 00:44:03 We went to the prison and talked to the ISIS prisoner, which was fascinating. But I was nervous that day. The next time it happened was with Butt Naked because we had just gotten to Liberia. I knew nothing about anything. And they told us he would meet us at night on the street. And I jumped into it and realized, wow, we're totally vulnerable here. I haven't checked anything out. We haven't, you know, done anything and it's dark and I don't know what's going to happen. The third time, which was the most intense time was in Mogadishu. In Mogadishu, there were a number of times where we would get caught in a checkpoint situation and there would
Starting point is 00:44:41 just be dozens of men in with machine guns and they'd be all wearing camo, but slightly different color camo. And you had all these different groups with arms, and you didn't know whose side, who was who, whose side you were on, whose side was going to open fire. There was a lot of that tension the entire time we were in Somalia. And as soon as we left, there was like a bomb blast at a bus in Mogadishu that killed like 550 people. So I felt very lucky to have walked away from that one.
Starting point is 00:45:15 That is a I would not advise going as a tourist to Somalia. However, it's a beautiful country and hopefully someday they'll figure it out. And there was that, the ISIS prisoner, it was so weird to look at him, because you say, this is a guy who looks like
Starting point is 00:45:37 he works the cash register at 7-Eleven. Yes. I think that was one of the things I was glad to be able to illuminate was we tend to demonize these people. We don't know anything about them. We paint them as villains, and we have a kind of a one-dimensional mindset about what they are. But this guy was saying he was a farmer. He had been recruited, he had been threatened. You know, it's like the makeup of the actual people who are in ISIS is actually much more human. They live under these incredible conditions where they have to respond either to join ISIS
Starting point is 00:46:18 or to fight against it. You know, they can't just go on with their lives like we get a chance to do. So they have to make these hard decisions. And a lot of them wound up fighting and getting caught. And now they're in prison. Like in Guantanamo, all the people that are not charged there. So it's a bad cycle that there's no – in Somalia, you have al-Shabaab, which is another sort of version of that terrorist group. We met a defector from al-Shabaab and which is another sort of version of that terrorist group. We met a defector from al-Shabaab, and I asked him also what they found funny. He had some interesting answers.
Starting point is 00:46:51 When they dragged the bodies of the enemies behind the truck, that's what used to make them laugh. Well, we're going to tell our listeners to check this out. And we'll come back to it at the end. But February 15th, right? Yes. February 15th on Netflix. Yes, sir. It is utterly
Starting point is 00:47:05 fascinating thank you and now let's get to how you started working in tv with like well seinfeld let's go okay well seinfeld i i knew larry david from fridays and we had we had become immediate friends he's a little older than me. We're from the same neighborhood. He immediately became like a big brother and mentor type of figure to me. And really showed me a lot about writing and discipline and things like that at Fridays. We collaborated on a lot of stuff. We remained friends after Fridays. If I would hear of a job, I would recommend him for it and vice versa.
Starting point is 00:47:44 uh what if i would hear of a job i would recommend him for it and vice versa eventually uh sometime after norman's corner i had to bring that up again which i was not asked to work on he uh he he he did this he he he hooked up with jerry and uh they started to do this thing and it became obviously the show Seinfeld Chronicles at that time originally developed I mean the whole mythology and the legend is all well known it was developed for late night and all this he showed me he came out Larry to the Bellage Hotel at that time to show the three or four scripts he had written to Castle Rock who were going to produce the show and he invited me over to his hotel and I read those four scripts that he had written to Castle Rock, who were going to produce the show. And he invited me over to his hotel, and I read those four scripts in the lobby.
Starting point is 00:48:30 And they were like the robbery, the ex-girlfriend, the Chinese restaurant. You know, there was another one, too. I can't remember. The phone message, maybe. And I was laughing in the lobby. I'd never read anything that funny. They were just so unique and so original. And he asked me to work on the show
Starting point is 00:48:48 and I said yes. But Castle Rock said no. And they said that Larry had no experience except for Norman's Corner, which of course worked against him. Nice work, Gil. Almost killed Seinfeld
Starting point is 00:49:04 Norman's Corner. Just think about that. But they said that he had never done a sitcom before. And I had never done a sitcom before. So they would not. Larry, of course, was the creator of the show. But they refused to hire me. So I was cast adrift for a while. And I got a job on the arsenio
Starting point is 00:49:26 hall show which i think i again saw you at the arsenio hall show at some point i became like kind of a regular for a short period of time i was a writer i was a writer that year and so i would see you i don't know if i'd even talk to you but i saw you all the time uh and you were great obviously always great um But I was working on that show. And he had Arsenio to his credit had wanted to do kind of edgy monologues. And but when he actually got to be the host of the show, he was a black man in a very white medium. And he started to get hate mail that was out of control. And if a white woman came on the show and he just shook her hand, there would be hate mail.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Switchboard would light up, you know. That's what you had then, a switchboard. It was kind of a little fashion. So my jokes, he wouldn't use my jokes because they were just too radical, really. He liked them. He told me he thought they were funny, but he couldn't use them. And I knew I was going to get fired eventually. And that's when I met Jack Nicholson when I had that encounter with Jack Nicholson. I was just going to get to that. That was the magical Jack Nicholson encounter.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Yeah. I walked out of the trailer where we did the writing on Arsenio knowing that my contract was up. I was about to have a baby and it was like, things were really pretty bad. And I was looking for some kind of sign. And Jack Nicholson was on the lot on Paramount doing the two Jakes. And he was, I suddenly I see in the distance, this beautiful red Mercedes convertible. And I see the Laker hat and it's like, wow, Jack Nicholson is cruising right past me. And as we cruise past, he looked at me and I looked at him and he just started laughing and just went, yeah, it's funny. And just kept going. And I thought, wow.
Starting point is 00:51:12 I just had a Zen moment with Jack Nicholson. And sure enough, I was fired immediately right after that. And I actually got an interview, amazingly enough, with Kenan Ivory Wayans on In Living Color. And I went to that interview and Kenan stood me up. And I was the kind of person at that time who really had a short temper with that kind of stuff. And I stormed out of the meeting. I stormed out of the waiting room. of stuff and i stormed out of the meeting i stormed out of the waiting room and um when i got home larry was calling me because now they had done like the first four episodes they were getting
Starting point is 00:51:51 picked up for the 13th and he's like hey man you want to come work on the show you can come work on the show now and i was like yeah i'm free you know and i took the job on the show keenan ivory wayans called me back after that and said hey man i'm so sorry there was a scheduling mix up please come in we really want to work with you and i was like i took this other job already and Harvey Wayans called me back after that and said, hey, man, I'm so sorry. There was a scheduling mix-up. Please come in. We really want to work with you. And I was like, I took this other job already. And that's how I wound up working at Seinfeld.
Starting point is 00:52:12 So having a short temper got you to work on Seinfeld. And because Jack Nicholson intervened. Yes. Divine intervention. It's interesting how Castle Rock rock they didn't want you because you didn't have that much experience and didn't larry david go out of his way to hire people who didn't have experience writing sitcoms absolutely well you know that the second or third season, we didn't have a traditional writing staff ever that I was there. Later on, after I left, I think things got a little bit – the formula, the code had been cracked.
Starting point is 00:52:56 And they were able to kind of create a culture that they could kind of replicate the show. But in those first couple of years, we didn't know what the hell we were doing. We didn't even know how to write a sitcom. We didn't know the format for the sitcom. We didn't know how many scenes or anything. We didn't know how to tell the story. We just did what we thought was funny. We thought the show would get canceled. It liberated us. And we would just kind of figure it out as we went along. And so Larry thought comedians would be good people to draw stories from, you know? So we had a whole staff of road comedians at one point who contributed stories to the show because, again, they were not writers in the traditional sense,
Starting point is 00:53:36 but they were people that had very Seinfeldian kind of adventures. People like Bob Shaw and people like – Exactly. Bob Shaw, Bill Masters, John Heyman. Right. I know Heyman. Steve Scrovan. Sure.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Funny guys, all of them. Yeah. All great guys. All great guys. I mean, I remember what was fun around that time is the times I would talk to Larry David, and he'd just tell me some horror story that happened in his life, usually having to do with trying to get laid. Yes. story that happened in his life, usually having to do with trying to get laid.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Yes. And then I would see a few weeks later it pop up on the show. Yes. And I thought, wow, I know where this came from. Oh, yeah. Well, first of all, part of it is the pressure of coming up with 22 or 24 episodes in a season. That's almost crazy. So he was very courageous and brave, as he always has been,
Starting point is 00:54:30 in drawing directly from his autobiography, you know, drawing from his life. So he would literally have bad dates or awkward encounters, or I'd be with him like in an arts deli, and we would come out, and the woman at the cashier didn't have any change and she had to run backstage
Starting point is 00:54:47 to get change, came back and gave us the change and we went outside on Ventura Boulevard. We bumped into somebody that we'd been avoiding for 20 years. So it's like those kind of stories.
Starting point is 00:54:57 If she had just had the change, you know. Like a crazy Joe Devola character. All those things were like happening either either had happened or were happening and we were constantly pulling on those things to make stories out of them and figure out how to structure them into what became a seinfeld episode and and and the story about um george costanza uh being in a girl's apartment and having to take a shit and having to excuse himself had happened to Larry. That's a completely true story.
Starting point is 00:55:35 And he had told me that story before thinking about it for Seinfeld. And I always thought that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I cannot believe it. He actually, he would forego sex because he wanted to go back to his apartment to have a bowel movement. And that's Larry though, you know, as we know. And, but he was brave enough to think that's a great idea for an episode. As a matter of fact, one of the episodes I used to, he, Larry and Jerry used to share an office at Radford. And then I had an office like adjacent to them. Their office had a private bathroom. And if you didn't have that private bathroom, you had to go out to the hallway to that crappy bathroom in the hallway.
Starting point is 00:56:18 So I just completely obliviously would use their bathroom for everything. And they'd be working, they'd be writing, and I would stroll in. I'd stroll in with a magazine, literally, and I'd go, hey, how you doing? And I would go into their bathroom and go sit there for 15 minutes or whatever. And I didn't realize they were getting pissed off at me.
Starting point is 00:56:41 You know? But the brilliance of the show is that we wound up using that as an episode you know that's the episode which also combines a number of other larry incidents the episode where he gets fired and then comes back to work pretends it doesn't happen that's a true story from sion oh snl yes yeah and it's funny that he went out of his way to hire people who hadn't worked on sitcoms. Because had he hired people with those experiences, it would have been a situation comedy like a billion others. Exactly. And the stories would, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:20 I was just going to say, not to interrupt, I apologize. He would fight, and I would back him up always. He would fight with the Castle Rock executives and the NBC executives because they wanted something more traditional. The Chinese restaurant was literally about the four of them waiting for a table. Nothing else happened initially. And they fought and fought about some kind of storyline. And we finally added, well, they're waiting for a movie, and they're going to be late for the movie.
Starting point is 00:57:50 But really, Larry wanted to deconstruct the form, even without thinking about it. His instinct was to deconstruct the form. And it's true, if we had followed the Castle Rock advice or the NBC advice, the show would not have been what it became. It would have been a much more traditional, rote, predictable type of sitcom. And instead, you're breaking new ground.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Was it the first episode you wrote or the second one where Jerry's shot in his own apartment? He's gunned down because he's stealing cable? Well, I love the idea of being able... That's what's so great about Jerry and Larry and why I love them and revere them, really, because they allowed me to do stuff like that. They encouraged me to do things like that. And we were all thinking of ways of breaking the form and changing the form and expanding the form and expanding the language of what's funny and what's a sitcom. And they really encouraged me to sort of follow my path on that, on that show. Yeah. It's great too. Let's ask you about the, and you've been asked about this a million times, but about the episode,
Starting point is 00:58:50 the gun episode, the one that never, that never made it to air. Right. Well, that was my, I look at that now as my failure as a writer. I think Larry was, he would inspire me because he would take subjects that were, you know, like masturbation and he would find a way of writing an episode about it that was compelling and funny and didn't even get any notes from standards and practices. Yeah, it was able to be done in network television. Exactly. That's the brilliant side.
Starting point is 00:59:14 And I was always looking to push that envelope, push that envelope. And I had this idea about Elaine buying a gun. I had met a number of women during that time who were contemplating buying guns. And I thought this is an interesting thing. And I put together an episode. But the episode, although it had funny moments in it, and it had some very startling moments in it, it was not successful as a coherent episode. And once there's no laughter in a story like that it became very very grim and i could not larry and jerry would often let my episodes be whatever they were and it usually worked out okay
Starting point is 00:59:53 i mean they didn't have to do a lot of work on my episodes they seemed to be cool with it or they would do a kind of a quick pass at it this they didn't know what to do with and i didn't know what to do with and i think that the what to do with. And I think that the starkness of the story under those conditions made it hard to sell to the actors and to the network. And so even though we had cast it and we were sort of along the way of that episode, we had to pull the plug on it. The shame. What other plots and stories had you written that couldn't make it on the air. Do you remember any of the others?
Starting point is 01:00:27 I wrote one early on about George, like with Mario Joyner, and they're at the diner and Mario Joyner orders a salad. And George said, well, I never saw a black person order a salad before. And that was just like a no-go. I wrote the episode. It was actually funny. That one actually was funny, but it was very, very sensitive. But also what's interesting is like the contest,
Starting point is 01:00:56 the masturbation episode and the outing, which I wrote, were both episodes that had been conceived of the season before. And NBC and Castle Rock were just not ready at that time to go for it. By the time the show started to kind of settle in, they were okay with us doing episodes like that also. So some of those episodes could have fallen by the wayside very easily, or you wouldn't have the contest or the outing or that whole season, really,
Starting point is 01:01:21 which is a really great season, I think. I love that you guys are bringing your own little passions to the show, too, like Dragnet in your case. Exactly. Or Abner Costello in Superman. Yes, yes. Abner Costello is a very important part of the show. Of course.
Starting point is 01:01:35 There's a character named Sidney Fields, for Christ's sake. That's right. That's right. That's right. We were constantly doing little allusions and references to things like that. We love doing that. Or that Newman is basically Joe Besser. That Newman is Sting.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Exactly. Because the Abbott and Costello show, that was, you know, like, they're movies. So we're like, you know, very hit and miss. They'd have funny parts. The show is fascinating. It's it's dark yes it's strangely dark and surreal yes i've said i've said it's almost like a beckett play it really is i don't know what this weird rooming house you know they got the weird landlord they don't really have jobs they what are they waiting for something you don't know what they're also much older in the tv show
Starting point is 01:02:24 which changes the perspective so much. When they're young in buck privates, they got their whole lives ahead of them. Now they're broken down bums in suits, living in a boarding house with one bedroom. And Abbott has a pot belly. They're also victimized by sudden outbursts of violence. Constantly, by strangers constantly erratic behavior by strangers
Starting point is 01:02:48 pounding on them and beating them and I love that stuff I mean when the woman comes up to Lou Costello and hits him she says how dare you remind me of somebody I hate those kind of moments we tried to have those
Starting point is 01:03:04 non-sequitur type of moments in Seinfeld as well for our own amusement, but people seemed to get a kick out of it as well. And I remember Jerry at one point in one of the shows going, boys, boys. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Some stooges too. Jerry would get between Kramer and George and do a mo thing. Yeah, absolutely. We did a whole The Fodder's a Mudder. We did that bit actually in one of the episodes. We did a lot of references to Abner
Starting point is 01:03:36 Costello and to Superman and to Dragnet. I would say that was the big three. The three of us all grew up on the same television of like the Bowery Boys, Abbott and Costello, the Stooges. Mac and Meyer for hire. Yes. I mean like cheap knockoffs of Abbott and Costello.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Well, you know, when I first moved to Hollywood, I lived behind the Chinese theater and I used to kind wander around, and I used to bump into Hunts Hall. Now, for me, Hunts Hall was a gigantic star. So I was starstruck, but he lived in some apartment on Hollywood Boulevard, and I'd bump into him, and I'd get a chance to talk to him and hang out with him and take a walk with him. And I got to be friendly with Hunts Hall for a while which again as a Bowery Boys freak it was it was incredibly exciting to me I remember he did a TV show late in life with Gabriel Dell it was like they were both gangsters I can't remember the name was it the
Starting point is 01:04:35 Chicago Chicago Teddy Bears the Chicago Teddy Bears thank you very much and I remember being so excited that show was coming on. Oh my god! Art Matrato, right. We had him on this podcast. Now, was he thrilled that you recognized him? Yes, yes, always. Anybody that I bumped into like that,
Starting point is 01:04:54 because I was like, because of my father kind of inculcating me with all that trivia, I recognized everybody. Because at that time, even Schwab's was still open when I first moved here. And you go to Schwab's and Chuck McCann was there and Timothy Carey and all kinds of great characters were still hanging out. And so I got a chance to talk to all those guys.
Starting point is 01:05:18 I would go up to them and actually say hello because I thought I have to do that. I have to take that leap. I have to take that that leap now with when Seinfeld was at its peak you know much like I always say with airplane and naked gun there were a million movies coming out that would watch the success of those movies and go okay we'll base it on other movies and throw Leslielie nielsen into it yeah we'll throw in leslie nielsen we think we have the formula but they never did and there were a million seinfeld knockoffs that it's like you could tell but were watched by people who watch seinfeld and thought oh okay
Starting point is 01:06:00 i get it i get it yes i think that's. I think that what happened was Seinfeld was kind of an accident. You know, I think that if the network executives, if it had been brought through the process the way most normal sitcoms do, it never would have made it through intact. I think the network executives loved the success of Seinfeld, but were very afraid of the content and the themes and the darkness. No morals,
Starting point is 01:06:30 no hugging, you know. And I think those things went very much against the grain for network executives. So when they would try to replicate the success, they would remove the very things that made it funny in the first place. They also didn't have Larry David.
Starting point is 01:06:45 That made a difference as well. They didn't have a singular comic mind. There is only one Larry David. That's true. Here's something jumping in another direction. Yes. But still concentrating on Seinfeld, which now you obviously knew Michael Richards. Yes.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Now, what do you think of everything that happened with him? I feel, well, so much has happened since then in terms of that subject matter. Like that was the first time really somebody had been kind of caught on a video camera or a phone camera sort of doing something that was considered inappropriate. And it kind of took off on its own and caught fire on its own, I felt a couple of things. I felt that he was, as I think you'll sympathize and recognize and relate to, he was bombing. It was like late at night.
Starting point is 01:07:37 He was bombing. He was desperate. He is not the most, you know, he's not the easiest person to just be himself. So as he's bombing, I think he's retreating into characters looking for some way out and wound up stumbling into this angry redneck character and spewing the N-word, which was a mistake. But I think if he had said, man, I was bombing and I spewed this word out in desperation and it was a total mistake and i regret it i think that would have probably been the end of it but he kind of did this apology tour
Starting point is 01:08:12 which uh almost exacerbated the issue more than it needed to be and i think that wound up hurting him almost as much as the incident himself because i remember that seinfeld had him call up um i guess letterman and while seinfeld was on and he apologized and his apology the audience was laughing yes they thought oh this is uh kramer doing a crazy exactly people don't know that michael is not kramer that Kramer is a manifestation of an aspect of Michael. And Michael himself is a very introverted, self-reflective type of person. And I think it was very awkward for him to be on David Letterman. It was very awkward for him to have to even talk as himself. And then he got sort of caught up in the
Starting point is 01:09:06 verbiage that sort of made things even worse. If Jerry had done something like that and had gone on David Letterman, he could have handled it because he knows how to handle that situation in public. I don't think Michael was equipped to do that. And I think that's what you saw is somebody who really was not prepared to handle the onslaught. Today, there would be PR people. There would be a whole plan in place before he would even make a public appearance. But in those days, he tried to be honest and be very forthright about it and it wound up backfiring on him. He's a very good person.
Starting point is 01:09:41 He's a very nice person. On the subject of Larry David, before we jump off, Larry, we're going all over the place. Curb Your Enthusiasm, another show that you've been intimately involved with. And we could ask you anything about this, but we do want to make sure that we get to our friend Bob Einstein. Yes, yes. And maybe you can say a couple of things about him. Before I get to Bob, which I'm happy to do, and he was an amazing person, I felt very lucky to get a chance to work with him because, again, I was a fan of his from Office of Judy on the Smith Brothers. So really, he was one of the greats to me.
Starting point is 01:10:14 But just another word about Larry and Curb Your Enthusiasm. You were saying how he had the instinct to hire non-sitcom writers to do Seinfeld. Well, in the same way, he came to me after doing the pilot of Curb, which I appeared in, and he said, once it was picked up for series, he said, you should direct one of these. And I had never directed anything at that point. So even there, he had the instinct to say to me, I know you could do a good job with this. And he actually made me a director. Oh, we should point that out. Yeah, that's important. Yeah, very important. It also
Starting point is 01:10:50 goes to this thing you referred to, his instinct for unusual people that he thinks are going to actually make the thing special. And I really appreciated that, both on Seinfeld and on Curb. He did two things for me that probably had the biggest impact on my adult life, really. And you directed some of the best ones, too. Thank you. The Nanny with Sherry O'Terry and Thank You for Your Service and so many good ones. Thank you. Another thing that breaks a rule with Curb is that I remember hearing people talk saying,
Starting point is 01:11:23 well, if we've got this character who's like very abrasive and mean, we got to show something that justifies it. Like the other people are mean to him and he's getting back so we can root for him. With Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David, he's a petty prick. A misanthrope. Yeah, yeah. You don't go, gee, I really like this guy. No, he's a neurotic fuck. Yes, yes, it's true.
Starting point is 01:11:57 I think that he did something also, though, both Seinfeld and in Curb, something also though, both Seinfeld and in Curb, he tapped into this dark undercurrent, this id, this id that we have that we don't like to really admit to. These sort of petty thoughts, these small minded, vengeance filled, you know, dark thoughts, these, these, this is what sort of drives him. He's able to sort of separate that and make that into stories, but that's tapped into something that the audience had never really had a chance to experience or react to in television comedy. You've seen that, we've talked about it on this show,
Starting point is 01:12:37 for lack of a better term, neurotic Jewish humor. I mean, the humor of Woody Allen, Philip Roth, Bruce J. Friedman, all of these, you hadn't really seen it in primetime television. Yes, that's true. To that point. That's true. It was still a fresh thing.
Starting point is 01:12:49 But he found a way in both of those series to make it palatable. Yeah. I was just going to say, the last thing I was going to say about that is just that what I found so shocking was, I think one of the big complaints about Seinfeld initially was it's going to be about these Jewish single New Yorkers and who's going to relate to it. But that was one of the mistaken assumptions about the show. The more specific it was about their circumstances, the more people related to it. And the more people would come up to me and go, they'd be from Kansas or Iowa. And they'd go, hey, my best friend is just like George.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Or I know a Kramer, you know. And it turned out that people, and then when I went overseas and I'd be like in Israel or, you know, wherever these countries, there would be somebody, you got to meet this guy. He's just like George. So everybody had around the world has those archetypal people in their life. And that was something you could not possibly predict. And now they're selling the DVDs in Baghdad. Exactly. Next to Mein Kampf.
Starting point is 01:13:51 We will return to Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast after this. That's the sound of fried chicken with a spicy history. Thornton Prince was a ladies' man. To get revenge, his girlfriend hid spices in his fried chicken. He loved it so much, he opened Prince's Hot Chicken. Hot chicken in the window. This is one of many sounds in Tennessee with a story to tell. To hear them in person, plan your trip at TNVacation.com.
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Starting point is 01:15:19 And yet the only Jewish character is Jerry Seinfeld. Correct. I mean, the Costanzas are the Jewish group of Italians. Played by Jews. Yes. All three of them. Yes. Yes, that's very true.
Starting point is 01:15:35 And you go, okay, we're supposed to believe these are Italians. Yeah, there was a buy there. Well, you know, again, in the New York sort of ethnic world, those things very much overlap. Again, in the New York sort of ethnic world, those things very much overlap. So, again, for the rest of the country, it struck a chord somehow, you know, and it made it seem very real and relatable. So they transcended their Judaism almost immediately, you know. We want to ask you about two great Jews. One is Robert Zimmerman, which we'll get to. Yes. But tell us something about Bob.
Starting point is 01:16:06 Oh, about Bob Eisen. Absolutely. He did this show. We've done 200 of these, Larry. He did this one, one of our favorite episodes. He basically came in here and tore us apart. Yeah. He hit the ground running.
Starting point is 01:16:18 And just, I mean, we barely had enough time to ask him a question. We'll send you a link. It's fun. Yeah, please do. I don't know that he is God rest his soul. I don't think that he was ever not on. As soon as he hit the
Starting point is 01:16:32 ground, he was running. He would walk onto the set and he'd be grabbing you to tell you some long, long... And he was like, you only not on stage. He would commit to a long, dirty joke and he wouldn like, you only not on stage. He would commit to a long, dirty joke, and he wouldn't let you leave until it was done.
Starting point is 01:16:49 They're waiting for you on the set. They're ready to shoot. But he had to get to the punchline. He was one of a kind. I mean, that family is, of course, comedy royalty. No question about it. They are. Between Albert Brooks and Bob and their father as well.
Starting point is 01:17:03 But I enjoyed, like I said, Officer Judy. I was a gigantic Super Dave fan. Us too. He was a kind of a real comedy auteur. He was one of those people. So I admired his work and I had a great time. One of the great things about Curb is I got to work with a lot of classic comedy people like Mel Brooks
Starting point is 01:17:22 and Paul Mazursky and Bob Einstein. I got to direct them. I mean, that stuff is dream come true stuff. The kid from Brighton Beach who worshiped Mel Brooks is now directing Mel Brooks. Incredible. Surreal, right? It was incredible, yeah. Incredible experience, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Now Gilbert got a kick out of, we talk a little bit about Masked and Anonymous, but again, a fascinating person for you to have collaborated with is Bob Dylan. Oh, yeah. Another old Jew. Another old Jew. Yes, yes. And how the hell did he? If you think of him that way, then you get him.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Well, Gilbert really loved the fact that, and I found this in my research, that he went through a Jerry Lewis face, which is mind-blowing. That's where I come in. That's where I, that's where I come in. That's where I come in during, I got a call from his manager that, you know, he used to, he's still on this, what they call the never ending tour. And back in the eighties and the nineties, I guess the early two thousands when VHS was the medium on his tour bus, he had a VHS machine and a TV. And at one point, you know, in the point in the early 2000s, he got obsessed with Jerry Lewis. And he would go do a concert, get back in the bus, and watch a Jerry Lewis movie until they got to the next town.
Starting point is 01:18:35 And he suddenly realized he wanted to do, and this is how Bob is, he decided he wanted to do a slapstick comedy like Jerry Lewis. That's a whole new bit for you, Gilbert. Hey, lady. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Mr. Mishnick. Oh. I'll watch the gas station for you.
Starting point is 01:19:04 I'll watch the gas station for you. So he became completely consumed with this idea. His manager called and said, do you want to talk to Bob? And I was like, for me, I thought, well, I'll have a meeting with Bob Dylan. That'll be really exciting. I can go brag to all my friends that I met Bob Dylan. And I said, sure. I went to the meeting.
Starting point is 01:19:25 And he had a, a, a boxing ring in Santa Monica boxing gym. And he had a little cubicle there. And I met with him in the cubicle and he had a box and he opened the box. It was filled with scrap paper and he opened it up and all the scrap paper came out. And it all had like different little expressions and lines and names. And he's like, I don't know what to do with all this.
Starting point is 01:19:52 And I was like, you know, again, I picked up a piece of paper. I said, well, this could be the name of a character and this could be a line that the character says. And then he's like, you could do that? And I was like, yeah, yeah. So we started working on this thing this kind of slapstick tv series that he was going to star in unbelievable and while i was trying to envision it in my mind like what was this going to be like
Starting point is 01:20:18 you know but we wrote it we wrote an actual version of it it It was very surreal. I don't know how funny it was. But we wrote it, and we were told that HBO might be interested. So we went to HBO, and in those days, I wore only pajamas. I used to wear pajamas. When I was on Mad About You,
Starting point is 01:20:38 which is another time that we worked together, Gilbert, you were on Mad About You in the dog park. Yes, yes! It's all coming back to you. I was the showrunner of Mad About You in the dog park yes yes it's all coming back I was the show I was the showrunner of Mad About You at that time and uh I used to wear pajamas I wore them all the time
Starting point is 01:20:51 because on Mad About You I was working like seven days a week 18 hours a day it was absurd so I was like the hell with it I was like Vincent Giganti I was walking around the chin Yes! Pajamas. And so we decided we'd go to HBO. And I said, Bob, if you were to come to the meeting, they would never say no to you. They'll buy the pitch right in the office there. And so he agreed to that. So I showed up in pajamas. He, at that time, was very into the Western wear. So he showed up in a beautiful cowboy hat and a floor-length
Starting point is 01:21:25 black duster, like something at a duel in the sun. That's what he looked like. And we, we strode across the, uh, the courtyard at HBO at that time in Century City and went into the meeting and he immediately walked past everybody in the meeting and Chris and Chris Albrecht's office and went to the picture window at the end of the office and just stared out at the skyline the entire meeting never said a word so I was like left pitching going well Bob will do this Bob with that right Bob and he would turn around go yeah and he might answer maybe and despite the awkwardness of that meeting, they bought the show. And we went out to the elevator and we were all ecstatic, except for Bob. He seemed very forlorn. And it's like, what's the matter? He's like, I don't want to do this anymore. It's too slapsticky.
Starting point is 01:22:22 So that ended that iteration of that project. But the idea of working with Bob Dylan, I would have done it for the rest of my life, frankly, to tell you the truth. And so go ahead. No, I just say I wish to God that had been made, a slapstick comedy starring Bob Dylan. The world needs it.
Starting point is 01:22:44 By the way, that's the way he is in a meeting Dylan. The world needs it. By the way, that's the way he is in a meeting too. Yes! Stares out the window and grunts. Now, am I right about that? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:55 But we wound up working on it, continuing to work on it and evolving and evolved into this other thing that became Master Anonymous. Which is fascinating,
Starting point is 01:23:03 which I have to tell our listeners to watch. I remember the man about you I was on. I was a guy who goes up to Paul Reiser at the dog park, and I'm asking to feel his dog's testicles. And when it went into syndication, that was cut out. Really? Yeah. Oh, that was cut out. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Oh, that's funny. That's hilarious, actually. I did not know that. I remember you doing that. I do remember the dog's testicles, but now that you mention it, actually. We had some rough weeks there. We were trying to get some laughs. It was hard sometimes.
Starting point is 01:23:39 Larry, can I ask you a question from a fan? Certainly. This is something we do called Grill the Guest, which people can do on Patreon. Sean Liu, he says, hey, I got a question for Larry. Bob Sacamano is one of the great unseen characters in the history of television. Yeah. Was there ever a temptation or a push by execs to hire an actor to actually bring him to life or portray him? Well, first of all, as most of the people on Seinfeld, as it's true of most of the people on Seinfeld, most of the characters, most of the characters' names, he's a real person.
Starting point is 01:24:08 Right. So Robert Sacramento actually exists. He's a friend of mine from Trump Village. I know him since third grade. So he's a real person. He was not happy actually to become Bob Sacramento, this kind of cult figure. Oh, really? Yeah, he was uncomfortable.
Starting point is 01:24:21 He was uncomfortable. But I'm sure there was talk of it maybe at one point or another, but it was one of those things that really worked. Newman originally was an unseen character, but we needed for story, we needed to see him. And Wayne came in and did such a great audition that Newman became a character on the show very organically. There was no real plan. But with Bob Sacamano, nothing really came up that seemed like it was funnier to have him be the unseen friend than to actually visualize him.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Well, it's kind of like, you know, when they start bringing imaginary characters to life. Yeah. And it's like when they had Mrs. Columbo. You know, you always loved Peter Falk saying, oh, you know, my wife, you know, she spilled something on and that was funny.
Starting point is 01:25:14 This person you heard Columbo talk about, but then when she became real, it's like, you know, what the fuck is this? Part of the culture of Seinfeld after a while was figuring out Lloyd Braun was a real person, then Joe DiVolo was a real person,
Starting point is 01:25:30 and Bob Sacramento was a real person, and so many. Yeah, yeah, it's true. So the writers' names would turn up sometimes? Absolutely. Most of those people were very happy to be name-checked, even if they were playing a psychotic character with their name, they
Starting point is 01:25:45 were usually pretty thrilled about it. Yeah. And they found a guy, I think he was a friend of Larry's, named George Costanza. I think he was a friend of Jerry's, actually, yes. Oh, and a Kenny Kramer, too. Well, you must have known Gilbert. I'm sure you knew Kenny Kramer. Oh, yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:26:01 Is he still around, Kenny Kramer? He's around. Yeah, the character. That was a weird... Oh, yes, yes. Is he still around, Danny Kramer? He's around. But when I was a teenager and I would go up to the Catskills, and I think, Gilbert, you could probably confirm this, he was one of the biggest comedians at that time. He was actually kind of an up-and-coming, very popular comedian and actually very arrogant in those days in the Catskills because he was kind of the big star, you know?
Starting point is 01:26:25 He would do all those showcases, and he was getting a name for himself, and I remember him very well from that period. That's when Marvin Braverman and... Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, I know that name. They were all doing the stand-up at that time. It was kind of fun in the Catskills at that point.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Was the other guy around, too? The guy with Barbara Felden, your friend? Oh, Buddy Mantia. Buddy Mantia? Buddy Mantia. Yeah, another guy. The Untouchables with Barbara Felden, your friend? Oh, Buddy Mantia. Buddy Mantia. Buddy Mantia. Yeah, another guy. The Untouchables. Yeah, yeah, the Untouchables.
Starting point is 01:26:49 Yes, yes. With Bobby Alto. I saw them at the Brickman Showcase. You know, I was a bellhop at the Brickman, and I saw them perform at the Brickman Showcase. And Malzie Lawrence used to host the Pines Showcase. There's a funny man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:06 Watch this segue. Speaking of comedy teams, since we just talked about the Untouchables, and by the way, this is also on behalf of our engineer, Frank Verderosa. We love the comedians. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Thank you. There was some very funny stuff in there. Really funny. It just did not click for whatever reason. I don't know why. I know there was funny stuff in there. Really funny. It just did not click for whatever reason. I don't know why. I know there was funny stuff. Those two guys were great together. It just did not appeal to anybody. I can't explain it really.
Starting point is 01:27:34 I thought that it would be satisfying to an audience, but it never really coincided with the audience. The fun idea of the mismatched comedy duo. Sunshine Boys kind of idea. Both those guys willing to be very dark about their personas also. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:50 And our friend Steve Weber does a nice turn on that show as well. Steve Weber's great, yes. But we do want to ask you, since Abbott and Costello came up, and this one's for you, Gil. Yeah. Have you seen the Bud and Lou TV movie with Buddy Hackett and Harvey Korman? Yes. Of course I have. But not for a long time. My favorite
Starting point is 01:28:09 topic. We would be remiss if we didn't ask Larry the expert on comedy. I haven't seen Stan and Ollie. Have you seen Stan and Ollie Gilbert? Yeah, it's pretty good. No, I haven't seen it yet. I want to. It's good. They take a lot of liberties with the facts, which troubles me a little bit, and purists.
Starting point is 01:28:26 Ollie is black. Yeah. And Stan is a woman now. A transgender woman. It's sweet and sentimental, and the performances are great. It obviously has great affection for them, so it's worth seeing. Stan Laurel was another
Starting point is 01:28:42 person. You know, a lot of these people, like Larry Fine and Stan Laurel, they were living out here in Los Angeles when I first came out here. And they were in the, I think Larry Fine was in the old, the actor's home. Yeah. They were around. Laurel was in Santa Monica. Other comedians, other comedy writers would tell me that I went to visit Larry Fine or he sent me a letter or, you know, you could really connect with those people. Now, Joe Bolton, some of those guys back in New York, the WPIX guys, that was a different
Starting point is 01:29:10 story. I was on a lot of those. My mother used to take me to be in the audience in the peanut gallery, like for Bozo. This is great. And Sonny Fox. We had Sonny Fox here. We had him on the show. We had him on the podcast.
Starting point is 01:29:24 And we had Chuck McCann. Yeah. Chuck McCann was great. Tom Bergeron was on the show, and he told us that when he was a little kid, he looked up both Larry and Mo and visited them. Yeah. Yes. They were accessible.
Starting point is 01:29:43 They were accessible. And I think back to, I remember on Hollywood Boulevard, like I said, you'd see Hans Hall. You'd also see Aldo Ray waiting for a bus. Aldo Ray. And believe me, he wanted somebody to recognize him
Starting point is 01:29:59 and he was thrilled. We used him on Fridays. We would sometimes find these guys pretty down and out on Hollywood Boulevard and put them in a sketch on Fridays. I lived in L.A. for a decade, and it was one of the great sports when you had days to kill, when you had nothing to do, is you'd go to the farmer's market and run into guys like Louis Gus. Remember Louis Gus? Yes, of course. You'd just see these people and feel compelled to run up to them.
Starting point is 01:30:22 And it was like currency that you knew who they were. Well, I was thinking on the way over here about comedians that, like, we know all the great comedians and we could all probably give the same four or five great comedians. But I started thinking about comedians that only we might know at this point. Guys like Morty Gunty, you know, who are like kind of popular. You know who's a very influential comedian? I think on you, certainly on me as well, and I think on most modern comedy,
Starting point is 01:30:48 doesn't get the credit really is Jackie Mason. He was a very important comedian for a very long time. And there's a lot of those Catskill guys who were really sharp and funny and original who are kind of, we remember, and we've kind of used their influences to sort of grow it a little bit further. But some of those guys, Jackie Vernon. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Yeah, we talked about Jackie Vernon on this show. Those Ed Sullivan comedians who would be on, like Timmy Brown. Oh, yeah. Do you remember him? Yes. Timmy Rogers. Timmy Rogers. Timmy Rogers.
Starting point is 01:31:22 Yes, thank you. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. And with each punchline was, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was his punchline. That was his catchphrase. London Lee. London Lee was great.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Saw him many times. The rich kid, the poor little rich kid. That was his hook. His parents were wealthy. How about Morty Storm? Oh, that's right. That's what this show is dedicated to more than anything, Larry. We had
Starting point is 01:31:52 Billy Saluga here. Gene Balos. Gene Balos. Oh my god, yes. Very funny man. Those old friars. Loved them all. Malzie Lawrence is brilliant. Malzie Lawrence was almost like he was too hip for the room in those days. Dick Capri is another one.
Starting point is 01:32:07 Dick Capri was great. Oh, my God, yes. Now, Dick Capri. Freddie Roman. All funny. Freddie Roman was very big at that time. Dick Capri is a case of an Italian who grew up in the whole Jew thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:21 And he knew more Yiddish and was more Jewish than I could ever be. Yeah, yeah, he was. He was like an Italian, but he grew up in the Catskills. There was actually one. It was interesting because the Catskills, when we were kids, was obviously a Jewish enclave, but there would be like one Italian hotel. Yes. And it was known that that was the Italian hotel.
Starting point is 01:32:45 I can't remember the name of it right now, but it was the one Italian hotel that was up there. But yeah, there was also like Myron Cohn. Sure. Oh my God, yes. Pat Cooper was around then. Those guys are kind of forgotten now. Pat Cooper?
Starting point is 01:32:57 Henny Youngman, I love. Pat Cooper was great. Henny Youngman. Pat Henley. Henny Youngman was on Fridays actually, which was a great thrill to be able to work with him. Yeah. He was fun. You tell me one other podcast in on Fridays, actually, which was a great thrill to be able to work with him. Yeah. He was fun.
Starting point is 01:33:06 You tell me one other podcast in the world, Larry, where they're talking about Morty Gunty and Officer Joe Bolton. It's a shame. It's a shame there isn't more. This is the one. Western civilization is built on these things. What scares us is we'll say to people, groucho Marx, and they'll have no fucking idea who groucho Marx was. So they definitely don't know who Jackie Gale was. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:32 Exactly. Exactly. Jackie Gale, who I had lunch with. I wrote material for Jackie Gale. I wrote material for a lot of these guys also, by the way. Hilarious. But you're absolutely right, Gilbert and Frank. I mean, that world is disappearing very rapidly. I often, as a kind of an informal thing, I will take a poll on the show that I'm working on,
Starting point is 01:33:50 and I'll ask some of the younger people, not even that young, but I'll ask them about Jack Benny or Bob Hope or George Burns, and invariably they have no idea who they are, or they might have some vague sense of who they were. So here were these guys who were world celebrities, biggest stars in the world completely forgotten by this time so it's a good perspective to keep about fame you know it's it's very fleeting and even for someone like like those guys you know and and you know it was interesting there was an episode of that anthology series Amazing Stories that had to do with creatures from outer space
Starting point is 01:34:30 gathering up forgotten celebrities. And they bring them to outer space where they're stars. You know what gives me hope? What gives me hope is that General Butt Naked knows who Vic Morrow is. Also a great show, by the way.
Starting point is 01:34:48 Come back. Fantastic show. He's got great taste. Maybe he's a warlord, but he's got great taste. He does. He really does. You gotta let this guy get out of here. You gotta tip your hat. You gotta tip your hat to him. Larry, we could do six hours with you easily. We didn't get to Religious or the
Starting point is 01:35:03 Dictator or hardly got into Bruno. I'll come back. This was great fun. I really enjoyed it. Please do. It's great to see Gilbert again. It's great to meet you, Frank. Pleasure.
Starting point is 01:35:11 Pleasure is mine. And I thank you both so much. Susie Essman sends her love, by the way. I wrote to her and I said, hey, you got a question that we can throw out to Larry that'll surprise him? And she said, I don't, but tell him I love him and I miss him and he's a genius. Thank you. Thank you very much. This is one of those interviews that's too easy and it spoils you brothers.
Starting point is 01:35:29 Gilbert would be happy to just talk about Officer Joe Bolton and Captain Jack McCarthy. For three hours. I could discuss them for hours and hours. Absolutely. Sandy Becker. I didn't even believe they weren't. I always figured he was a real cop. I mean, that really threw me.
Starting point is 01:35:45 When Officer Joe Bolton was not really a cop. And he would warn you about not doing the stuff that the Three Stooges did. But they were also behind this. Like, Jack McCarthy was also the voice of the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Or he would be the announcer for the news, the voiceover announcer. So those guys were doing 14 different jobs also while they were also the on-screen hosts for the kid shows. Well, you're a Superman guy.
Starting point is 01:36:12 You must have loved that Bud Collier, the voice of Superman, was also the host of To Tell the Truth, which always freaked me out. And had only one leg. That fascinated me. Freaked me out as a kid. Freaked me out. If you got to see him walk, you go,
Starting point is 01:36:24 oh my God, what's wrong with him? And that stuff used to really flip me out as a kid. It freaked me out. If you got to see him walk, you go, oh, my God, what's wrong with him? And that stuff used to really flip me out, actually, about Bud Collins. Bud Collins? Oh, Bill Cullen had one leg. Bill Cullen. Yeah, Bill Cullen. Mel Brooks does a whole bit about Bill Cullen's one leg. Where he says Bill Collins is walking over to him limping,
Starting point is 01:36:41 and he thought that Bill Collins was doing a Jerry Lewis imitation. So he started walking like that. Oh, Larry, this was great fun. Thank you, Mike. I'm going to tell our listeners, find The Comedians with Josh Gad and Billy Crystal, which is great and fun, and they have to see Religious,
Starting point is 01:37:02 which my wife and I just watched. When we get you back, we'll ask you a lot of questions about that stuff. Anything at all man it was great really fun and yeah we could do this anytime you want and I'd like to do it in New York and so I can see you guys in person. Please, please come. Dangerous world of comedy
Starting point is 01:37:16 Yeah which is wild and must be seen. Thank you so much. On Netflix February 15th. Did I see a woman in a fight in the background? You know what I'm talking about? When you're in the car, when you're in the limo with- Yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:37:29 With Duke Murphy. There's some fighting going on. There's a woman being assaulted in the background while you're shooting this thing. Yes, yeah. Unbelievable. I kept on trying to get my DP to shoot out the window. We kept on, we had like a little actual,
Starting point is 01:37:44 like a little battle there. And finally he looked out the window and sure had like a little battle there, and finally he looked out the window, and sure enough, right at that moment, there was that fight going on. You're a brave man, and it's incredible television that has to be seen. Thank you. We'll do it in New York next time. Absolutely. Great to see you both. Thank you again. He's going to sign off. Thank you, Larry.
Starting point is 01:37:59 So, this has been Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast with my co-host Frank Santopadre and the guy who's written everything, Larry Charles. Thank you, Larry. Thank you, Larry. Thank you. See you soon. Muzica Thank you. gilbert godfrey's amazing colossal podcast is produced by dara godfrey and frank santapadre
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