Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - 283. Rick Baker
Episode Date: October 28, 2019For their annual Halloween episode, Gilbert and Frank welcome Emmy and Oscar-winning makeup master Rick Baker for a compelling conversation about horror hosts, gorilla suits, Aurora model kits, "Famou...s Monsters of Filmland" and the enduring influence of makeup legends Jack Pierce and Dick Smith. Also, Eddie Murphy ups his game, Milicent Patrick gets her due, Rick transforms Martin Landau into Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee dresses up as...Christopher Lee. PLUS: "The Thing with Two Heads"! In praise of Ray Harryhausen! The ingenuity of Lon Chaney! The guerilla cinema of Larry Cohen! And Rick accepts an Oscar from Vincent Price! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hi, I'm Mick Garris, and I'm with gilbert gottrey and this is gilbert godfrey's amazing colossal podcast
i'm here with my co-host frank santopadre. Our guest this week is an occasional actor,
a designer, a guerrilla expert, a self-described monster maker, an Emmy winner, and a seven-time
Academy Award winner, and arguably the most admired and celebrated makeup and special effects artist in the history of cinema.
His screen credits, achievements, and contributions to the art form would take an entire show to list.
So here are just a few.
The Exorcist.
It's Alive, King Kong, Live and Let Die, Star Wars,
An American Werewolf in London, Harry and the Hendersons, Ed Wood, Men in Black, Coming to America, Gremlins 2, Gorillas in the Mist, The Nutty Professor, Planet of the Apes, Hellboy,
The Wolfman, and Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. He even worked on a movie we'd love love to talk about on this show, the thing with two heads. In a career that started way back in
the late 1960s, he's worked side by side with some of the industry's most creative and accomplished
filmmakers, including George Lucas, Tim Burton, Steven Spielberg, Brian De Palma, John Carpenter, John Landis,
G-G-L-E-R-M-O-T-E-L-T-O-R-O.
He's going to get you for not pronouncing his name.
Francis Ford Coppola, David Cronenberg, and Peter Jackson, as well as our one-time podcast guests, Joe Dante and Larry Cohen. And his late mentor, the legendary makeup artist Dick Smith.
His brand new book, Rick Baker Metamorphosis,
is an elaborate full-color two-volume 700-page extravaganza
highlighting his 40-plus year journey through Hollywood.
Frank and I were lucky enough to get a couple of copies, and our jaws are still hanging open.
We're thrilled and excited to welcome to the show an artist of unique vision and talents, and a fellow monster kid that we wanted on
this show from the very beginning, the ingenious Rick Baker.
Boy, I think I'm too good to be on this show after hearing that.
Well, who isn't?
And now we've had similar childhoods because I think we were both pathetic kids.
That's for sure.
Who fell in love early on with monsters, whether classic, universal, or beneath the monogram.
whether classic, universal, or beneath the monogram.
And I think we both would run to the candy store whenever the latest issue of Famous Monsters of Filmland came out.
Yeah, I had a hard time finding Famous Monsters.
I don't know how it was with you, but for me it was really hard to find.
Really?
Yeah.
The first one I found, I was like a latchkey kid.
Both my parents worked, and we had no daycare,
so my mom would take me to the supermarket,
and I always hated doing that.
But I'd look through the magazines,
and one day there was issue number three of Famous Monsters,
and it was like, this has monsters on it.
Yes. And I got so excited this has monsters on it. Yes.
And I got so excited, but my mom wouldn't let me buy,
but I think it's because she didn't really have the 35 cents.
But every time after that,
when she wanted me to go to the supermarket,
I gladly went because I kept my allowance
and had 35 cents so I could find one.
But it wasn't until issue number six
that another one came out in that market.
But yeah, Famous Monsters is the responsibility So I could find one, but it wasn't until issue number six that another one came out in that market.
But yeah, Famous Monsters is the responsibility for my crazy life.
I remember Famous Monsters.
There was like about 60% bullshit. They would have, like, it was very popular to have, like, about five articles in it that said, reprinted by popular demand.
When did you start?
What was the first one you got?
Oh, I forget which one.
I remember my sister, Arlene, wanted me to go somewhere with her, and I kept saying no, and she said,
I'll buy you a monster magazine.
And then when I got that,
I was hooked.
Your first issue was a bribe.
Yes, yes.
Were you Monster Times guys as well, Rick?
I had a couple issues of that,
but it was mostly famous monsters, Mad Monsters, Horror Monsters, Castle of Frankenstein.
Those were the big ones.
Then later it was like some Fantastique and Fangory.
Sure, sure.
And I remember, too, when I was a kid, in Famous Monsters, it said that Lon Chaney Jr. wasn't feeling well.
And they gave an address, and I sent a get-well card.
And I got back.
I have it in a frame in my house, like this postcard of the Wolfman, and it's signed Lon Chaney.
That's pretty cool.
I don't, you know, the funny thing is I rarely read famous monsters.
I looked at the pictures more than anything else.
I'm a bit dyslexic, I think.
You know, I have a real hard time reading.
And, you know, Forrey had all those stupid puns and stuff.
Oh, yes, yes.
But, I mean, I read the articles like, you know, Dick Smith did a number of articles on how he did things.
And I read those and, you know, looked at the pictures with the magnifying glass to try to see what it said on the jars and things like that.
Because it was a time the information wasn't out there,
and Famous Monsters was a film magazine
that let me know that people did this,
and people did it for a living.
Prior to that, I kept saying I wanted to be a doctor.
Wow.
It's in the book. It's fun.
Yeah.
Your parents were so proud of you yeah and you know
both my parents you know my dad was a high school dropout because he had to go work to help support
his family and my mom went to high school only but you know they liked the idea that i was
going to be like a professional and go to college and stuff so i had the most amazing parents i mean
they they were very supportive and positive thinkers.
And, you know, when I went to my mom and told her that I didn't want to be a doctor anymore,
she, you know, didn't hit me and send me to my room when I told her I wanted to make monsters instead.
You know, I mean, I'm sure that was quite a shock.
I mean, going from a doctor to a guy who was going to make monsters for movies.
But didn't she say that's not a career, that's not a real job?
Yeah, yeah, she did.
Yeah, she goes, yeah, I mean, it's not a real job.
And I go, yes, it is.
I read about it in Famous Monsters.
Jack Pierce, you know, Jack Pierce did it.
You know, all these people.
John Chambers, you know.
And, you know, they were incredibly supportive.
And my dad was also a very creative person, and it was kind of discouraged in his lifetime.
And I benefited from that when he saw the creativity in what I was doing.
That's sweet.
And he was really my first teacher.
I mean, he knew how to paint.
He knew a little bit about sculpting.
Wow.
And he was a horror.
Both my parents liked horror movies.
You know, I mean, I call them monster movies.
I'm not a slasher movie fan.
You know, I like the more sympathetic, you know, Frankenstein,
Hunchback of Notre Dame, those kind of things, you know,
before it was movies were all about the most graphic ways you can kill a teenager, you know, Frankenstein, Hunchback of Notre Dame, those kind of things, you know, before it was, movies are all about
the most graphic ways you can kill a teenager, you know.
And also in my living room,
I have the Frankenstein poster from Famous Monsters.
Yeah.
And...
The six-foot Frankenstein?
Yes, yes, yes.
The Jack Davis?
Did you see the one that I...
No, not the Jack Davis, the other one.
Oh, the other one.
Yeah, I had that one too.
Yeah, I didn't have the Jack Davis one, and I'm sorry I didn't,
because I did recently, as Frank, as you mentioned, I'm retired,
but everybody always says on my Instagram,
because I post stuff on Instagram,
that you're the busiest retired guy in the world,
because I make stuff every day.
I still work.
And one of the reasons I retired
is so I could make the things I want to make
without all the interference from other people.
Well, that's good to hear.
And I have from the back of Famous Monsters,
they had, you know, it was a drawing that they showed.
And it was like that you could order
a Herman the Asiatic Insect.
Here's where you brought it with Kirk Hammett.
And this is like in the drawing.
You see this giant monster jump out of a box with fangs and long nails and hair
and everyone screaming and running away.
And then I got the thing.
It's about the size of a matchbox.
And inside there's a stick with some fuzz glued on
and a rubber band for antennas.
It was the worst piece of shit in the world.
I still have it.
Sylvia's laughing.
You know, the Captain Company, which was
the mail order part in the Famous Monsters
were notorious for...
You're lucky you got it.
I ordered
a two-year subscription, which I
had to save my money for the longest time.
If you got this two-year subscription, you were supposed to get a copy of Brave Ghouls Magazine,
which had a picture of Charlie Gamora from The Monster and the Girl, a really cool episode that
he made. So I sent off for this, never got it. My mom used to work in a bank, so she got me a
certified check when I sent the money out. And so I sent a copy of that. I said, you never sent me
this. I want my magazine. You know, I want my Brave Ghoul magazine and I never I they have sent me a one issue which was an issue I already
bought and that was all I ever got you know I mean Jim Warren was kind of notorious for oh he's
famous he's still around I think yeah yeah probably still, you know, where's my Bird Group magazine, Jim? Exactly.
Yeah.
And I remember, I don't know if it was Captain Company, and I'm sure you remember this, that you could order a pet monkey.
Yeah.
And I heard with that it was a completely illegal operation.
You weren't supposed to be sending live animals in the mail.
And when they'd get these monkeys, they'd either be dead or dying.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Are you sure they were alive?
Yeah. I think a few kids opened the package and found the dead monkey.
We had your friend Joe Dante on the show, Rick, and we brought that up
with him. He disputed Gilbert. He said,
I can't believe that ever happened or that ever
existed. So we did a deep research
dive into it.
Yeah, I remember seeing that ad. It was a little
squirrel monkey in the picture. Correct.
In the palm of someone's hand.
Or in a teacup
they'd have it.
And it was
disease than dying. Or in a teacup they'd have it. And it was hard.
Yeah, it was diseased and dying.
Oh, my God.
Here's something in the book that Gilbert would relate to, too, Rick,
is that you were talking about how in those days, obviously, no VCRs.
If there was something on that you wanted to watch, you had to be there.
We talk about this a lot on the show.
And your parents were sports fans,
but you would tell them
you would time when Mighty Joe Young
in your head, there was
a moment where they had to change the channel so you could watch
Mighty Joe Young?
Like you said, no VCR.
I lived for those movies
when they were on television.
We used to have a thing called the Million Dollar
Movie. I don't know if you had that in New York.
Absolutely.
The same movie every night all week.
And so I would time.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
I think we had a different song, actually.
But I would time where the cool scenes were.
I remember Calteke the Immortal Monster.
There's a scene where a diver goes in the water and comes up.
And it was just like a skull in a diving mask. the immortal monster. There's a scene where, you know, a diver goes in the water and comes up and, you know,
you know,
it was just like a skull
in a diving mask,
you know,
but it was the cool scene
in the movie
that you wait for,
you know.
Cal Tiki,
the immortal monster.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But you used to scan TV listings
like Gilbert did.
Yes.
And,
oh,
the worst moment
of my childhood,
and there were many,
was I was, they would have every afternoon, Route 66, and I had read there was an episode called Owlet's Wing and Lizard's Paw that had Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Lon Chaney Jr. And I would look out for it every day.
The one day I didn't look out for it,
I found out it aired that day.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's funny.
I mean, people, I say this to my kids now,
my daughters, you know, that it was a different world.
You know, we had a television and there were a few channels,
and I would scour the TV guide trying to find these things.
And if you didn't watch it when it was on, you didn't see it until it was on again a year from now or whatever, you know.
So it's not instant gratification like it is now.
But it was the sympathetic, it was Frankenstein that lured you in?
The Universal Monsters in particular is what touched you?
The Universal Monsters still. particular yeah it's what touched you the universal monsters still i mean i i watch them you know if
i flip through the tv when i you know i'm eating my lunch or something and there's a universal
monster movie on i'll watch it you gotta watch them i have i have every copy of the d you know
laser disc you know uh vhs you know then blu-ray you know but you and i still watch it and spangoolie
you know yes yes i've been on Sven Gulli a few times.
I know, I saw you.
Yeah, and I find it so exciting
that there's still a horror show host.
And I did, as part of this book promotion thing,
which I appreciate all the great things
you said about the book,
did you guys actually get hard copies or PDFs?
This is so weird
because I was going to be taking a long plane trip.
And I said to my co-host, Frank, I said, oh, you know, that'll be good.
I'll have something to read on the plane.
And he said, are you out of your mind?
And I thought, how fucking heavy can a book be?
And I received it.
And it was like a refrigerator.
17 pounds, it says was like a refrigerator.
17 pounds, it says right on the box.
It's not something you want to carry around with you.
When I did Comic-Con, I was not that excited.
I don't like to travel that much, and I wasn't all that excited.
And then when I found out Svengoolie was going to be there, I went, okay, I'm going. And that was the highlight.
There's pictures of me with Svengoolie and my family. I'll say okay, I'm going. And that was the highlight. There's pictures of
me with Sven Gulli and my family. I'll say, we've never seen you smiling so big. That's nice. Oh,
and did you used to get, in New York, we had Zachary. I only knew Zachary from the famous
monsters. We didn't get him in California, or at least I'd never saw him. But yeah, I knew who he
was for sure. Yeah. I only got the PDF so far.
Chris is working on it to answer your question.
But even in PDF form, it's a massive,
I mean, what an undertaking.
Well, it's my life, you know,
and I'm almost 69 years old now
and I've been doing stuff since I was 10, you know,
and I'm kind of a hoarder
in that I save the things that I do
and also lots of other stuff that my wife always gives me a hard time about.
For our listeners, Sylvia, Rick's wife, is sitting in the corner and she's nodding.
And she just put her hand against her mouth.
I'm not saying anything.
One of those wives who understands. Like, obviously,
Gilbert's wife also is accepting of the fact
that they've got a 30-foot Frankenstein poster
in their living room.
So, Sylvia's obviously
a simpatico.
Well, when we first started living
together, I mean, we've been married now for, what is it,
almost 35 years, I guess, but
we lived together for a while first, and
I, the house we moved into together,
the living room was full of monsters and skeletons
and all this kind of stuff.
And my wife is very feminine, and she has a lot of girlfriends,
and she'd have tea parties.
And they would be in the living room, you know, drinking tea,
all dressed like nice women with, you know,
skeletons and mummies and monsters all around.
You know, I always just thought that was really funny.
Oh, and this is how much of a fan I am and a crazy person.
When my son was born, we decided he'd need, my wife said he'll need an A name as a middle name.
And I was insisting, I really wanted his middle name to be Alucard.
Which, for anyone who doesn't know it, and shame on you if you don't,
in Son of Frankenstein, he spells
Dracula backwards and it's
Alucard.
And in
Dracula in 1972
AD or whatever, the AD
1973 or whatever it is,
the Alucard, Peter Cushing
does the same thing, but he draws a line
from, you know, he writes Dracula and he writes
Alucard underneath and he draws a line from the D in the front of Dracula to the D at the end of Alucard and figures it out.
That's if the audience are a bunch of fucking idiots that can't be just told, no, it's backwards.
Hold it in front of a mirror.
Now that you brought those names up, Rick, did you meet those guys in your travels?
You must have met Cushing and Lee.
I never met Cushing.
I did meet Lee, Christopher Lee, because he's in Gremlins 2.
Right, right, of course.
And we were really excited about that.
And he was a great guy.
And we actually, when I opened my big studio, which is now closed, but we had a giant Halloween party.
And it was really Hollywood throws a Halloween party.
And it was decorated to the max,
and Christopher Lee came.
And the thing was, you had to come in costume.
For somebody like me, it was really important.
Christopher Lee came as Christopher Lee,
and I was like, okay.
And Martin Lando came as Martin Lando,
but I forgave him for that.
And you had the chance, and it was a great makeup job, of making Martin Landau into Bela Lugosi.
Yeah, that was, you know, I'm a Tim Burton fan, first of all, and a Bela Lugosi fan, and an Ed Wood fan.
You know, when I heard that movie was being made, I contacted Tim.
I had met Tim previously
when he just was right out of CalArts.
Tim and Rick Heinrichs both.
And we talked a number of times
about different films that never happened.
But when I saw this,
someone showed me an article on the trades
that they were doing this.
So I contacted Tim and I just said,
I have to do this.
I'll do it for free.
And he pretty much took me up on that
but I mean I got an Oscar so that was fine
yeah yeah and I
was doing another movie at the time which I usually don't like to
do two things at once but I had to do this
so V. Neil applied the
makeup on a daily basis I made
the appliances did the initial tests and
worked it out but it was a fun
project I wish I was there the whole time I really wanted to be there when they were filming the Bride of the Monst tests, and worked it out. But it was a fun project. I wish I was there the whole time.
I really wanted to be there when they were filming
the Bride of the Monster stuff in that cheesy set, you know.
Weren't you hoping to do some Tor Johnson makeup, too?
I was, you know.
I said, what about Tor? What about Tor?
And then they got this guy, what was his name,
George the Animal Steel.
Oh, yeah, the wrestler.
Kind of looked like Tor, you know, and close enough.
You know, we did lenses for him.
But, yeah, I think it's Tim's best movie.
It's wonderful.
Well, we're friends with Scott and Larry, too.
Oh, they were amazing.
They really outdid themselves.
Scott and Larry wrote the Problem Child movies.
There you go.
I didn't know that.
But when I read the script, I mean, I was blown away.
And that's when, I mean, I also felt, you know, it's tempting
to put too much on somebody, you know, and Martin's face was wrong in so many ways. I mean,
Lugosi had a very round face and Martin had a rectangular, long rectangular kind of face and
Martin has big full lips and Bela had, you know, basically no upper lip, you know, and
I was tempted to add stuff to the sides of his face,
but when I read the script,
he has to be real.
I wanted really, it's a less is more.
I just really want to get the essence of Lugosi
and not cover up too much of the actor.
I think it worked out pretty well.
It worked out for him as well as you.
Yeah, Dan, he owes me.
Yeah.
Well, it owes me. Yeah.
And, well, it's funny.
I always remember that Martin Landau said
he won the award
that was supposed to go to Bela Lugosi.
Well, that was nice of him, yeah.
Yeah, and in your speech,
you thanked Jack Pierce.
Well, you know, I mean,
he was my, you know,
Jack Pierce and Lon Chaney
were the first inspirations, you know, and then there was the Dick Smith connection, which was the, you know, I mean, he was my, you know, Jack Pierce and Lon Chaney were the first inspirations, you know, and then there was the Dick Smith connection, which was the, you know, the amazing thing that really happened to me is to be able to meet Dick, you know, and there was a book on stage makeup that had some pictures of Dick Smith stuff,
and then I eventually found,
they ordered for me a book
called The Technique of Film and Television Makeup,
and there were pictures in there
that I just went, oh, this looks so real,
and it was like Dick Smith,
and then I turned the other pages,
and there's another one, this one looks real,
and that was Dick Smith,
so I became a major Dick Smith fan.
And Dick Smith, among a million other films,
did The Godfather and The Exorcist.
And when you see The Exorcist,
the audience goes,
oh yeah, Linda Blair in the monster makeup.
And what people don't realize
is Max von Sydow was like 40 when he did that.
And you accept the fact that he's an old man in the movie.
Right.
And he looks very much like that now.
Have you seen that?
Now he looks like him.
Yeah.
Well, I was going to mention that when you mentioned The Exorcist is one of my movies.
It's really a Dick's movie.
I just was an assistant to Dick.
Well, we just met.
You worked on it.
Yeah.
It counts as a credit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the stuff.
Go ahead, Gil. Oh, no. it yeah it counts as a credit yeah yeah but the stuff go ahead go oh no i was gonna say another
movie you should have your name added to if it's not added already that you're responsible for the
makeup in uh aside from doing the great makeup job in american werewolf. The Howling was a lot of your makeup ideas.
Yeah, I mean, I have a credit on there.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, makeup consultant, yeah.
Well, my protege, Rob Bottin, did that film.
Rob came to me as a 13-year-old kid
who never did makeup and wanted to learn,
and he could draw really well,
and I kind of took him under my
wing i wanted to be like dick smith and i uh you know taught him too well because he showed me up
in the thing you know when he did john carpenter's the thing he just like you know showed everybody
up with that stuff but yeah i uh you know john had written american war when we did schlock which
was john's first film and my second. And, you know,
he wrote it, I think when he was 20 or something. And he told me the whole story and, you know,
he said, I want to do this transformation in a way, you know, it doesn't make sense to me that,
excuse me, it doesn't make sense to me that if your body was going through this metamorphosis,
that you would sit in a chair and be perfectly still until you change. I want to, I want to see
the pain, you know, I want to, i want to i want to see the pain you know
i want to i want to also i don't it's not a horror movie in that it takes place in a real a real
apartment and real no horror movie lighting and you know how would you do it it's like i don't
know but i i would sure love to have the opportunity you know because we both love those kind of films
you know especially the transformations and you know he said well it's going to be my next movie
so start thinking about it well you know schlock wasn't a big hit you know, he said, well, it's going to be my next movie. So start thinking about it. Well, you know, Schlock wasn't a big hit, you know, and it wasn't until after Animal
House that John actually got the money to do this movie. But prior to him getting the money,
I got a call from Joe Dante about the Howling, Joe Dante, Mike Fennell, and said, we want to do
this werewolf movie. And would you be interested? And I said, yeah, well, now's my opportunity to
show off for this transformation that I thought of. And as the way things work, you know, like I say two weeks later and Joe,
I think says it's even was less time than that. I get a call from John going, good news. We're
doing American werewolf. And it's like, oh shit. You know, you know, so I, when I told John,
you know, he was calling me all kinds of names and all kinds, you know, he goes,
how could you do this to me? It's like, I'll, I'll make it better. So I, you know, uh, I had already recommended Rob to, uh, to Joe to do some piranhas
for, uh, piranha. And so they knew him and, uh, you know, so I said, I'll consult and we discussed
it and Rob took it in his own direction and he added a lot to it. You know, I mean, the two
transformations do, though we use similar techniques, they're definitely very different.
though we use similar techniques, they're definitely very different.
And to show how good your makeup is, whereas most movies,
they go in for this bullshit of like it's at night during a rainstorm,
a thunderstorm, or they smash a light and the light is like flickering. But that American werewolf is in a brightly lit room.
Yeah, and I wasn't really excited about that.
I said, you know, because these things, you know,
it's nice to have a little help.
A little shadow here and there helps, you know.
And, you know, the thing was too, I mean, again, it was a different time.
Now there's so many people that do makeup effects.
And, you know, there's specialized guys who are mold makers,
there are guys who are mechanics, there are, you know, foam rubber guys.
Back then it was a different deal.
And my crew on American Werewolf were kids.
And, I mean, people that sent me fan mail.
I brought one kid out from Texas to work on it and another kid from Connecticut.
They're like 18 years old.
I was 30 at the time
with a handful of 18-year-olds
who had never worked on movies before.
We managed to do something
that still looks pretty good.
I cringe when I see the transformation now
because there's so many things
that I think I could do so much better.
But still not bad for however many years ago.
That's before most of the people listening to this were probably born.
What did you say to David Naughton when he walked in? You said, I feel sorry for you.
Yeah, that's what he says all the time. It does sound like something I would say,
because it is tough, you know, I mean, he had a, he had a tough job. I mean, we,
and especially because, you know, we were making it up as we went along. I mean,
people hadn't done this before. And, and, and like I said, my crew was especially because, you know, we were making it up as we went along. I mean, people hadn't done this before.
And like I said, my crew was kind of inexperienced.
And I, you know, on one of the American Werewolf DVDs,
they had some behind-the-scenes footage of us taking a cast of David,
and we can't get his hand out of the mold and some stuff.
And it was like I cringed when I saw that stuff, you know.
Well, Griffin was here, and he's still traumatized.
Yeah, he was very traumatized the first time I made him up.
And I mean, he was great.
He was really fun to work with and all.
But the very first time I made him up as Jack, the torn up, he was torn out.
You know, he was just sinking down in the makeup chair and just looking sadder and sadder.
And eventually said, Griffin, what's the matter?
You know, and he goes, well, look at me.
And I go, yeah.
And he goes, I mean, I look horrible. Nobody's going, look at me. And I go, yeah? And he goes, I look horrible.
Nobody's going to look at me.
This is my big break.
And it was like, did you read the script?
Yes.
Doesn't it say that your throat's torn out and half your face is missing?
Yes.
And he goes, but I didn't visualize it that way.
And it's like, well, I did.
And so Landis was already in London scouting locations,
so I had to call John and say, you know,
you've got to talk to Griffin because he's really upset.
But I took that opportunity, I figure, since he's so upset anyways,
because, you know, it was progressive degeneration.
You know, he got killed by the world.
Every time you see him, he's more and more skeletal.
And at the inn in the porno theater, he's basically like a talking skeleton.
So the only way, because makeup is an additive process,
it's really hard to subtract from somebody's face.
And I wanted him to look very skeletal,
so I decided I was going to make Jack Stage 3 a puppet.
So I told the already upset Griffin,
who else?
The third stage, you're going to be a puppet you know and i said but but i want you
to operate the job because you can do the lip sync at the same time you know and when we showed him
he was great at it actually he's it's a credit to your makeup because he told us he was traumatized
not only by the experience of going through it but remember what he told us gilbert
yes seeing himself that walking around looking like that,
he felt like, well, this is what I'm going to
be like when I'm dead. This is what I'm going to look like.
I mean, it actually, in a strange way,
put him in touch with his own mortality.
Well, it is a weird thing, too.
You know, and again, that's
something I think that's amazing about makeup.
When you look
through your eyes at the reflection
in the mirror, but the face that you're used to seeing isn't there anymore.
It's a different face.
You have, it just gives you this weird feeling.
You know, it's your eyes, but that face looking back at you is different.
And that's part, I was painfully shy as a kid.
I'm an only child.
I pretty much stayed in my bedroom and made monsters, you know.
Had no social skills whatsoever, you know.
And I couldn't talk to an adult.
And the first time I made myself up, and this was just grease paint, you know, white and black grease paint smeared on my face,
I could do things that I couldn't do as the little Ricky Baker.
I mean, that face in the mirror wasn't mine anymore.
And it showed me the power Ricky Baker. I mean, that face in the mirror wasn't mine anymore. And it showed me the power of makeup.
And I think that's a real shame,
though a lot of great makeups are being done now,
but they're doing a lot of stuff CG as well.
I don't think, you know, I think it's great
when you walk into a set and you see where you are
and it's amazing.
Part of the magic.
Yeah, as opposed to walking into a green screen,
you know, or having motion capture dots on you,
and you don't really know what they're going to be doing with your face.
But when you look through your eyes and you see that face and you see what you can do with it,
you know, it's an amazing feeling and a cool experience.
Mind you, the process is tedious.
There are some stories in the book of actors losing, perhaps losing patience is one way to say it, with the process.
There's the Nicholson stuff, there's the
Tommy Lee Jones stuff. I mean,
with some people, you had your hands full.
Well, you know, actors are actors.
I guess I can say this because
I've done some acting. It's kind of an insult
to real actors to call myself an
actor, but
I make faces.
You know, it's a tough process to go through on a daily basis, you know,
and, you know, the normal film day is a 12-hour day. If you, you know, some of these makeups I do
are three and a half hours on an average. So, you add that to the 12-hour day and then an hour
removal time, and I'm not really good at math, but it it's a long day you know and I've spent my career
doing these days you know and and in the pre-production time too you know when I started
out especially in the low budget independent films you had very little time to do the work so it was
just you work as many hours a day as you can and and uh it's what my life has been and it's still
doing like I said in my retirement, I still pretty much do,
I used to say I do 12-hour days.
Now it's more like 10.
I slow down a little bit.
But it's how I have fun.
I make stuff.
And this is how I entertain myself
and how I have a good time.
And I think it was Roger Ebert said
that a stop-motion photography
looks phony but feels real and that computerization looks real but feels
phony yeah it's weird it's it's hard to you know i i actually embrace the technology you know people
always kind of try to pit the rubber guys against the digital guys and especially when the digital
stuff first started happening we went from being the you pit the rubber guys against the digital guys. And especially when the digital stuff first started happening,
we went from being the effects experts to the dinosaurs instantly.
And I was saying at the time, I'm sorry,
but I don't think this stuff looks that good.
I mean, if you look at a 90s computer effect,
it looks like a bad game that somebody's playing.
You look at American Werewolf or Harry and the Hendersons, it still looks pretty good.
But it's
changed and I
was hoping there would be more of a marriage of the two
techniques which hasn't happened as much as
I wish it would have.
Did it necessitate your retirement a little bit, Rick?
The move
toward computers?
It helped some.
I mean, I know I did an interview right when I retired for public radio,
and they kind of used the sound bite that it was computers killed,
you know, the makeup of business kind of thing.
That was one of the things, but not really.
I mean, I embraced the technology because, again, I learned from Jack Pierce.
You know, Jack Pierce did Frankenstein's Master of the Wolfman, Dracula, all the classic Universal movies.
In the 40s, the new regime came in and fired him because he was using out-of-the-kit makeup techniques,
which other people were using, rubber appliances.
You know, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, the Charles Lawton was foam rubber in 1939.
The Wizard of Oz was foam rubber.
Jack was still using, you know, cotton and collodion and stuff.
And I made a note of that and go, I'm not going to let this happen to me.
And plus, I like learning and playing with new toys and, you know, and finding new stuff.
So I do a lot of stuff.
I mean, I do some computer animation for fun.
And I love working digitally.
I mean, when I first got a computer, and this was in the late 80s,
I mean, we had a computer in the office,
but I went in and said, you know,
this is so much better than typing on a typewriter,
where you can actually, you know, you don't have to white out stuff,
and you can change things around and cut and paste.
So I just wish you could do that with a drawing.
And somebody said, I think there's a program that you can do that.
And I started with, like, it was actually a program that was called Photomac, I think.
And then someone said, Photoshop is better.
You should get that.
And it was 1.0.
And drawing digitally, it took some getting used to.
But the fact that, I call it no fear painting.
I mean, when you paint something, you know, a lot of times I'll have an idea in my head
and it's pretty clear in my head and I start to paint it. and the painting isn't exactly what I'm seeing in my head, but the
painting itself is good. Then it's like, do I change the painting and risk green it up or, and,
but make it look more like what I want or do I not do another painting? What do I do? And, you know,
digitally now you just save it and you can do another one. And then, and you know, the problem
is you end up with so many. I'm in the Wolfman.
We had like thousands of designs
and they kept saying,
do one in between this one and that one.
And it got so close,
I said, there isn't an in between.
These guys look exactly the same.
Just pick something.
But I found it very freeing
and I found it design-wise,
I would try things that I would never try
with a pencil or paper or paintbrush.
And I love this technology. I think like design-wise, I would try things that I would never try with a pencil or paper or paint and brush. And I love this technology.
I think like with Jack Pierce, it's like the next regime of makeup were the Westmores.
Well, the Westmores came in, yeah.
I mean, the Westmores were, every makeup department, Westmore was the head of at one point.
You know, Paramount, MGM, Universal, yeah uh, Westmore was the head of at one point, you know, Paramount,
MGM,
Universal,
yeah,
Bud Westmore.
Bud was more of a department head.
Uh, he wasn't so much hands-on.
Uh,
he hired people to do this stuff.
You know,
like for example,
the Creature from Black Lagoon,
you know,
was sculpted by Chris Mueller,
um,
and designed by,
uh,
Millicent Patrick.
Um,
and, but there's pictures of Bud Westmore posing
with a really inappropriate sculpting tool,
or there's one picture of him holding a paintbrush
the wrong way around against something.
But from what I heard,
when the publicity people would come to take pictures,
he would give everybody the afternoon off,
and then he would go up in the lab
and pose with one of the sculptures
that he didn't do.
And someone told me recently
that Millicent Patrick,
who designed the creature,
Westmore fired her
when people started to find out
she designed the creature.
Well, there was a whole...
There's a book about it.
Yeah, yeah. The whole publicity thing around the creature was kind of there was a whole... There's a book about it. Yeah, yeah.
The whole publicity thing
around the creature
was kind of the
Beauty and the Beast thing.
Some publicists found out
that she was an attractive woman
designed this monster
and they thought
it would be a great ad,
you know,
a great way to promote the movie.
And Bud was furious,
you know.
I mean,
there was a lot of egos involved.
I like Pierce's
white zombie makeup,
which not a lot of people
talk about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he did some amazing, which not a lot of people talk about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's,
I mean,
he did some amazing stuff
and again,
I mean,
you know,
Lon Chaney,
I mean,
you know,
I think some of his makeups
have never been topped
and what I find interesting,
you know,
because the techniques he had
and the materials he had
were limiting
and,
but in many cases
that limitation,
I think,
was what made the makeup
work so well. You know, it's not, for example, Phantom of what made the makeup work so well you know it's
not for example phantom of the opera on lon chaney you know how he had his nose pulled up and
and all that stuff i mean it looks great and it's he makes horrifying faces in the 50s they made uh
the story of lon chaney's life a man of a thousand faces where james cagney played
yes and the west moors did the makeup and it was with a new material, foam rubber, and that
Phantom was, you know, I thought it was ridiculous.
Yeah, because Cagney, first of all, had the wrong face for luncheons.
Oh, definitely the wrong face.
Oh, yeah.
And Cagney had that, like, big pug nose, and for that to look like the Phantom, and they didn't, like,
whereas Cheney actually pulled his nose up,
Cagney was wearing a big rubber appliance
that looked like a clown nose.
Yeah, it was a whole big giant foam rubber mask, yeah.
I know, and I mean, you know,
in the defense of the makeup department,
he definitely had the wrong face.
You know, I mean, I, you know, it's funny.
I've talked to him about it.
When I first saw Breaking Bad, I said,
you know, Bryan Cranston would make a great Lon Chaney.
Someone should do Man of a Thousand Faces with Bryan Cranston playing that part.
It's intriguing.
And we went to Comic-Con and went to a Breaking Bad panel
and went back and met Vince and Bryan Cranston.
And I said, I told him this. and we actually had them over for dinner.
And he was really, you know, he's thinking, yeah, that would be kind of cool to play the world's greatest actor.
You know, and he would be great for it, even though, I mean, he's now, I mean, Chaney wasn't that old when he died, but he looked old.
You know, I mean, it's, you know, the smoking and the drinking and all that stuff kind of.
I hope that happens.
And Man of a Thousand Faces is one of those pictures.
I always loved watching it as a movie, but it's...
Everything is false about it.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, on this deathbed.
Yes.
He gets his makeup kit and writes a junior on it.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, that was complete bullshit.
Like Pride of the Yankees.
That's about how truthful it is. Yeah. But it's kind of,. Yeah. That was complete bullshit. Like Pride of the Yankees.
That's about how truthful it is.
Yeah.
But it's kind of, you know, it's a movie, you know.
It's like, I know that, you know, when we did Ed Wood, Baila Lugosi, Jr. was like really upset, you know.
He was like, you know, this is not really the way it worked, you know.
And, you know, my dad had big dogs, you know.
He didn't have little dogs, you know, and stuff like this, you know. I mean, I wouldn't want to see a movie that someone made about my dad and just made up a bunch.
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On the subject of Bela, please tell us you love the black cat as much as we do.
Because we'd love to talk about that one.
You know, I just watched some of it the other
day. It was on Turner Classic.
Oh, yeah. They pulled it out.
I do, but I still,
I'm a monster geek.
There's not like a monster.
I see.
A makeup so much. I mean, there is
an interesting hairstyle on
Boris. Sure. He looked like
he was David Bowie.
Early David Bowie.
And it was, the thing with the black cat is most of those movies took place in old haunted houses or laboratories.
And there, everything was Art Deco.
There's even a digital clock in it.
Was there a digital clock?
Yes.
I like the production design on that one.
Yeah.
No, it's funny.
I had it on TV and my daughter just came home from work.
She's a social worker, actually.
And she goes, oh, what's this?
And I said, it's the black cat.
I said, it's based on an Edgar Allan Poe story, only the title.
Yes, of course. And I go, what's it about? And I go, is based on an Edgar Allan Poe story, only the title. Yes, of course.
I was like, what's it about?
And I go, kind of about torture and stuff.
But yeah, I'd watch Frankenstein over The Black Cat.
Yeah, sure.
Frankenstein over The Black Cat any day.
And The Mummy.
Oh, yeah.
And The Mummy's kind of slow.
It is slow.
Yeah, and again, I watched that the other night, too. It's unsettling, though. It still packs a wallop. Yeah is slow. Again, I watched that the other night, too.
It's unsettling, though. It still packs a wallop.
Yeah, yeah.
The scene where he goes
for the walk for the first time. He leaves the coffin
and stuff, and that guy with the manic laughing
and stuff. It's really cool. And the mummy
looked like it was a remake
of Dracula. The whole story.
Well, it wasn't...
What's his name? Carl... Carl Freund. story. Well, it wasn't, didn't, what's his name? Carl
Carl Freund. Yes.
Yeah, I was involved in that.
Let's talk a little bit more.
Go ahead, Rick. I just want to talk about
Dick Smith a little more. Sure.
When you're reading the book, I mean, that's clearly a turning
point in your life is you
sitting down and saying, I'm going to write this man a
letter. By the way, it's sweet
the way your parents come into the picture, too.
Your father's making calls from the payphone.
They're really going out of their way for you.
Yeah.
I mean, again, like I said, my parents were so great and so supportive.
But I found Dick's address when I was a kid.
I think it was in the seventh grade.
We had to look somebody up in Who's Who in America.
And I looked up Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi and Vincent Price, you know, and I looked up Dick Smith,
not thinking he would really be in there. And he was in there and his address was in there.
So I wrote this down on a piece of paper and I went, oh my God, I have Dick Smith's address.
I should write him, but I was afraid and shy. I mean, to me, it was like writing a letter to God,
was afraid and and shy i mean to me it was like writing a letter to god you know and and i kept it i had this cigar box where i kept all my really special stuff you know i don't know where i got a
cigar box my parents didn't smoke cigars but um when i was graduating from high school i was born
in upstate new york in binghamton but my parents left when i was like not even one lived in
california my whole life didn't know my my grandmother baker who still lived in binghamton, but my parents left when I was not even one. I lived in California my whole life. Didn't know
my grandmother Baker, who still lived in Binghamton,
and she was in her 90s, and they said,
we want to go back and we want you to meet your grandmother
before she passes. And I was like, oh man,
I don't want to go. It's like summer now. I'm out
of school. I can make a bunch of masks.
I was really excited.
And it's like, you know, I have two weeks where I have
to go and visit
some lady I don't really know, and then she gives me a dollar in my birthday card, which helped me buy rubber.
But then I went, oh, yeah, Dick Smith, New York.
So I got out that little piece of paper with her.
It was his address in Larchmont and got up the nerve to write him a letter.
And I wrote it.
And then my mom typed it for me.
And I sent it off not knowing if he'd still live there I mean this was many years later and I sent him you know
pictures of things that I had done copies of his makeups there's a Quasimodo that he did that
actually Eric Hohn wrote the story for for a way out it was like a kind of like a twilight zone
I remember that in famous monsters yeah they show the makeup right and I mean I studied that in Famous Monsters. Yeah, yeah. They show the makeup.
Right.
And I mean, I studied that with a magnifying glass, like I said, you know.
So, I mean, I did a copy of that makeup.
I also showed him, I had a picture of that.
And I also did an oil painting of that makeup.
And I had a picture of me with that painting, wearing that makeup.
But, you know, the funny thing when we're talking about Larry Cohen, when I did It's Alive, Larry films all of his movies in his house, basically.
And we were filming some of It's Alive in his basement.
And in his basement, there's a picture of that Quasimodo makeup with both actors and Larry Cohen.
And I went, why is this here?
And then he goes, I wrote that.
And I went, oh, that's really cool.
I got really excited.
And I just watched it. It's on YouTube.
Dave Elsie, who I did The Wolfman with, said, hey, guess what's on YouTube?
And Way Out False Face, is it called?
Yeah, that Larry Cohen wrote is on.
What a character.
What a wonderful character.
Yeah, we had Larry Cohen on the podcast.
And, I mean, we both love him.
But we wondered afterwards or during how much of
it he was full of shit.
Well, you tell the Black
Caesar story in the book
where he had these guys running through the airport
jumping on the
luggage carousels
with guns.
Guns and blood.
Proud of the airport.
Without a permit.
It was LAX. He never got permits for anything he did. and blood. Yeah. I know. I mean, things, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
it was LAX.
I mean,
this,
you know,
he,
he never got permits
for anything he did.
I mean,
you know,
any,
any of the films I did
in the 70s
are the low-budget
independent films
where it was really
was,
you know,
no,
no permits.
You just go out
and do it
and hope you don't
get caught,
you know,
and,
yeah,
and,
but,
you know,
also what Larry did,
you know,
he would be very
economical with the stuff.
He,
he called me, he would always call me like on the day, you know, it was like, hey, come very economical with his stuff. He would always call me on the day.
It was like, hey, come to my house today.
I need some blood and gut stuff.
Okay.
So I pack up my makeup kit.
I go to his house off of Coldwater Canyon up here.
And I walk in, and everybody in the house except for Larry and a couple of the crew members are like black people.
And it's like, what is this?
He goes, I'm making a film with black people and a black Caesar.
And it's like, I wish you would have mentioned that before.
You mentioned the blood and gut stuff, but you didn't.
Fortunately, I had two African-American colors.
There weren't a lot of colors in those days either.
And there was kind of a light-skinned one and a dark one.
I could mix those two to try to match people.
But it was like you never knew with Larry what was going to happen.
You worked on Bone, too, the famous Bone,
which I know he shot in his house.
Yeah, well, he shoots everything in his house.
Right.
The other one is done in his backyard.
Yeah.
And the thing
at the airport,
I think like,
now the army
would be brought in
if he tried that.
Well,
and also in Black Caesar,
you know,
what's his name,
Fred the Hammer Williams,
I think,
is walking through
the streets of New York,
you know,
holding his bloody gut,
you know,
and this was all like,
you know,
with a camera, you know, a long lens from across the street, you know. And this was all, like, you know, with a camera, you know,
a long lens from across the street, you know.
And again, no permits.
He's just stealing shots every place.
But he had, Larry had some great ideas, I think.
You know, I thought he was a very clever guy.
And he did that movie that, you know,
total schlock.
The White Serpent?
Yes.
Q.
No permit on that one either. They were firing weapons down from the top of the Chrysler Building. Were they serpent? Yes. Q. No permit on that one either.
They were firing weapons down from the top of the Chrysler building.
Were they really?
Yeah.
He had to take out an ad apologizing in the time.
And it was one of those things where I remember watching that movie thinking,
how does a gigantic serpent flying around the city and no one notices it?
Right.
I know.
Well, Larry was special.
He was.
We were so lucky to have him here.
Yeah, and I was really sorry to hear of his passing.
We were.
We were too.
The last thing about Dick Smith too,
just to get back to it quickly,
not only was it a turning point for you,
but not only did he answer your letter,
but he invited you into his home.
He chased your parents away and he said, take out a pencil and write all this down.
And that he was very, very generous about sharing his secrets.
Oh, yeah.
Well, he had no secrets.
Right.
I mean, I used to feel really special that he did this, but then I found out he does it for everybody.
You know, people would be walking down the street and he'd say, come on in, let me show you how to do it.
Give me this notepad and you can write this stuff down. But, you know, people would be walking down the street and he'd say, come on in, let me show you how to give this notepad and you can write this stuff down.
But, you know, it was great. He, because when he, he was self-taught, uh, he started in television,
NBC in New York when, when NBC started and he basically didn't, he, he did a couple of makeups in college for fun and he kind of learned on the job you know and he called up hollywood people to try to find out how to do some of the stuff and they said you know
it's trade secrets i'm not going to tell you basically and you know in those days you know
i mean the adhesive we had back in the old days was spirit gum which is basically like tree sap
with some ether in it and and um you know makeup artists used to take the label off and just put
you know write special adhesive on it and stuff you know try to keep a trade secret you know, makeup artists used to take the label off and just put, you know, write special adhesive on it and stuff, you know, to try to keep a trade secret, you know.
So Dick, you know, when he figured out his own way of doing things, and it was a better way, I think, and he just thought, I'm not going to be like those guys.
I'm going to tell anybody.
And he would do, he had a mimeograph machine, if you even remember what those things were.
Sure.
Kind of like a Xerox type thing. And he would, whenever he'd do a, like, for example,
when the Godfather needed these bullet hits in a different way,
he wrote out elaborate notes on, this is what I did,
this is how I used, what materials I used,
this is what I would do differently if I was going to do it again.
So he knew that people would write him and ask him,
how did you do that?
And he would send him complete, basically like a book. His book, you know, and his monster makeup handbook that he
did in connection with famous monsters, I think is one of the greatest makeup books ever, you know,
using techniques that, you know, stuff that you had that kids would have in their kitchen,
but you could still do a makeup. And he made a blood formula using caro syrup and food color
for this magazine, magazine booklet thing thing and it's what everybody
uses for blood now. I mean people
there's so many companies that make
artificial blood and it's
basically the Dick Smith formula.
What a nice thing for you as a kid. How old were you
when you went to the house? I was 18.
And he took you to the set
of Little Big Man and you got to watch him work.
Yeah, it was actually
when he sent me the first letter.
I sent this letter off to him hoping I would get a reply
and I would go to the mailbox every day
even though I knew that it would take a while for
a letter to get to New York and come back
but I couldn't help myself.
I vividly remember the day where I
opened up the mailbox and there was an envelope
addressed to me from Dick Smith and it was
spongy. I could feel that something
spongy was in it and it it took me like, you know,
maybe five minutes before I had the nerve to open it up.
And when I opened it up,
he actually had a rejected foam casting
of that Quasimodo makeup.
Wow.
Nice.
And a picture of this little big man,
which he did the first test of.
And he said, I'm going to be in Los Angeles.
We're going to film it in the Veterans Hospital in Westwood.
And if you want to watch me
put the makeup on, you're welcome.
So I got to watch him apply that makeup.
And in that, a young Dustin
Hoffman is made to look
a hundred.
120.
Very impressive makeup job.
But how nice that you got to meet a hero
and it wasn't disillusioning or disappointing.
I mean, quite the opposite.
He gave of himself. He gave of quite the opposite. Oh, yeah.
He gave of himself.
He gave of himself a lot.
And the unfortunate thing
with this trip that,
like I said,
I didn't want to go on
to New York,
it was the first thing we,
I think of the first day
is when I went to
Dick Smith's house
that I had to stay in New York
for two weeks
with this notepad
full of all this information
on how to make better stuff.
And I just could not wait
to get home
and put this into practice.
And the very first thing I did, I did this old man mask, which, again, was a lot better
than anything I'd done previously to that.
He was amazing, and he changed the art of makeup.
I mean, because if there wasn't Dick Smith, there wouldn't be a Rick Baker.
That's nice of you to say.
And I, one time, had an extensive makeup job done on me,
and I was like feeling like this is so uncomfortable and so long.
And that's the modern techniques.
And I would always think in terms of like, oh, my God,
how did it feel on Boris Karloff and Lon Chaney Jr.?
Didn't Karloff wear Jack Pierce's makeup home?
Yeah, that's the way the story is that you read anyways.
Yeah, and I believe it too because, you know, the makeup took a long time and they also
worked ridiculously long days.
And it's like, you know, if I have to come back in three hours to sit in the makeup chair
for another six hours, you know, I might as well just wear this.
You know, I did actually, uh, when I was
young, I, there was a, uh, I, I grew up in a place called Covina, California, which is kind of east
of Hollywood, about 40 miles or so. And there was a costume shop nearby. And on Halloween, I, you
know, I went to them and I said, I can do makeups, you know, and I was trying to make money. So I did
a few makeups on people for Halloween. And I had a couple days booked, and one guy came in on a Friday,
wanting me to make him up like the Wolfman, but this party.
I said, when's your party?
And he goes, Saturday.
And I went, oh, I don't think this is a good idea for you to wear this the whole day.
I don't think it's going to look very good.
And he goes, it's the only day I could get in.
And I said, you know what, I'll come in tomorrow before your party.
I can probably give you 10 minutes to do a little bit of a touch-up.
He came in after wearing it for a day, and it looked great.
And he said he slept with his head between two books on either side of his head so he wouldn't turn over and stuff.
And, you know, so it can be done, you know.
But what were you made up for, Gilbert?
It was, oh, God, I talked about it on the show.
I was doing a pilot for Barry Levinson, and I was supposed to be a middle-aged man in it.
And between the discussions back and forth between makeup and the producers, the makeup wound up looking like the end of Dorian Gray.
And the thing never aired.
But it looked like I was a thousand with the bald head and all the appliances of the cheeks and neck and yeah and i had and it was one of those horrible things where they would give the
cast call and say okay uh cast you can uh you'll be in we need you here at nine o'clock in the
morning and gilbert we need you at three in the morning oh yeah i've done so many 2 a.m calls you
know and it's it's yeah it's tough you know i mean i used to say you know what these actors have been such
babies about this you know because i would make myself up and go it's not that bad but
you know i usually make myself up once or twice in a row you know and when you do 90 days in a row
or you know like jim carrey did in on the grinch you know that is that is torturous i mean the
hours their hours are hard on me but they're harder than those guys too and it's hard on your skin and
and but like you said i mean the stuff that Karloff had to endure.
I mean, collodion, I don't know if you've ever seen that stuff.
It's like this liquid plastic.
It's very, the solvents in it, I forget what it is, like MEK or something.
Yeah.
Acetone and all this stuff.
And to have that put on your face right under your eyes and all that stuff, it was torturous.
I mean, it is a tough thing.
And I've learned now why actors do complain about the process.
Well, the Carrie story is in the book.
Did you get to that part of the book?
Well, I remember he told, at one point, he told the director to put on the Grinch outfit.
He didn't tell him.
Ron Howard thought this might calm Jim down.
Yeah.
You know, if I went, I'll wear it so I can, you know, live what you're living through.
But he did it for one day.
Wasn't the studio just pushing back and saying to you, just paint him green?
Well, that's what they wanted.
I mean, I've said this in the book now, so I can say this,
but I figure part of my job is to,
I want to do the best work I can possibly do.
And a lot of times they don't allow me to do that.
And I fight for what I think is right.
That comes across in the book.
Yeah.
More than once.
I know.
Once I read it, I went, God, what an asshole this guy is.
But again, it's my work.
It's my name on there, you know, and they won't put on the credit, you know, makeup by Rick Baker, but we didn't let him do it right.
We wanted him to paint Jim Carrey green, you know.
I mean, I personally kept saying, you know, it's not how the green Jim Carrey stole Christmas.
It's how the Grinch stole Christmas.
I think people want to see a Grinch, you know, it's not how the green Jim Carrey stole Christmas. It's how the Grinch stole Christmas. I think people want to see a Grinch, you know.
And that was something I think that was interesting in the book.
Jonathan Rensselaer, who wrote it, based on interviews of me and research that he did of articles at the time and people who work for me, you know, talked about, he has like reviews of films.
I think there was a Roger Ebert film, a review talking about the Grinch.
And he goes,
who,
you know,
what a mistake.
Who the hell wants to see,
I want to see Jim Carrey.
I don't want to see some of this green monster,
you know?
And I went,
Oh,
maybe I was wrong,
but I personally think I was right.
Oh,
you're right.
And he comes through it.
He comes through the makeup.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
I knew he would.
I mean,
I was really excited.
I was excited that it was Jim.
Cause I mean,
I,
I make faces in the mirror all the time when I wear makeups and do stuff,
and I'm pretty good at it, you know?
And I learned a lot from watching Lon Chaney make faces,
you know, but Jim Carrey, you know,
can make faces like nobody else, you know?
So I was really excited.
That movie did lead to you meeting the queen.
It did, yeah.
So weird as that.
Another perk.
And that's something that's crazy about this business.
You know, I mean, I've met the Queen of England.
You know, I've been to places crazy.
You know, I was in Africa living in a tent, you know, and being with gorillas.
And, you know, it's kind of like time traveling as well.
I mean, like when you did the Wolfman, and I'm like in England in the late 1800s, you know, when you really feel like you're there. All these people are
dressed like that, you know, horse and buggies going by. And it's an amazing business that I
complain too much about, you know. I mean, I feel so blessed that I was able to make my hobby,
you know, my profession. And then people give me awards and I get free food and I get to
have all these experiences that normal people don't get to do
and I should stop complaining.
And as a fellow monster kid,
I imagine you were putting together
the Aurora monster models.
One of the biggest regrets in my life
is when I got married.
I was married once before Sylvia
and I gave away my Aurora kits. I'm getting married. I was married once before Sylvia, and I gave away my Aurora kits.
Oh.
I'm getting married.
I don't, you know, I shouldn't have these anymore.
And I've regretted it ever since.
And I've since actually traded somebody.
I had a cast of Al Lewis as Grandpa Meister.
Bless your heart.
Yeah, that I dug out of the trash when I was at Universal.
I was in a dumpster.
Perfect.
There was somebody that was talking to me about a project who I knew was a big Monsters fan.
And he had an Aurora model kit in his office.
And I went, I love those Aurora kits.
And he said, oh, I have a number of them.
And I said, I'll trade you a Grandpa Monster.
He said, oh, I have a number of them.
And I said, I'll trade you a Grandpa Munster.
And so he gave me, but all of his kits were in the original boxes with the original cellophane on it.
And it was like, oh, man, I wanted to build them, but now I feel kind of guilty because they're supposed to be more valuable like this.
I'm going to build them still.
Yeah, you should.
And I have built a couple of the reissue ones.
But I had customized mine i had you know i had the the frankenstein and i vividly remember the day i mean my parents i grew up very lower middle class
my parents didn't have very much money i think those kits were a dollar actually but i was in
my bedroom one day with the door closed and my dad knocks on the door and he walks in with this box
with a jim james bomb artwork of the monster on it of that frankenstein kit and i was in with this box with a James Bond artwork of the monster on it,
of that Frankenstein kid.
And I was, what's this?
He goes, I saw this
and I just knew that I should buy it for you.
Oh, nice.
And I'm sure he went without his lunch.
He probably didn't have lunch.
Didn't your dad sell them in the hardware store?
No, my dad had one,
there was a law passed
because kids were snorting glue snoo snoo sniffing glue right and
uh there was a law passed that in order to buy glue you'd have to be buying a model with it
that was the law and my father had this one model kid of a plane that he sold like about 20 times
because they would buy it
and toss it out in the garbage
just so they could run off.
Get the glue.
Yeah.
Now.
They're probably all dead now too.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my God, yeah.
Did you have the Kong?
Did you have the Universal Monsters
and the King Kong and the Godzilla?
Oh, I had all of them.
And I had the ones with the monsters in the cars and, you know, Frankenstein's Fliver or whatever.
Sure, sure.
And Mummy Mobile.
Yeah, the later ones glowed in the dark.
Which I didn't like.
I didn't either.
Yeah, it was a gimmick.
I remember, you know, you talk about your father giving you that monster model.
I still remember part of my childhood is because I was in love with those models.
And my mother came home one day, and I guess they were on sale.
You got them together, and it was The Bride of Frankenstein and The Witch.
And, yeah, she gave me those.
It was a double monster.
You didn't get The Prisoner?
Wasn't there a Prisoner?
Yes, I had that one.
The Forgotten Prisoner.
The Starving Prisoner.
I had that one.
The Forgotten Prisoner.
The Forgotten Prisoner.
Yeah, Rick's eyes are lighting up.
And there's The Customizer.
Oh, yeah.
You get extra bats and extra rats and things like that.
Yes, and snakes and things.
Sylvia's laughing at us.
Did you have the guillotine model?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I had that one too.
Yeah, I remember I had a, I've got a magazine called Cracked once.
It was kind of like a magazine.
Oh, sure.
Oh, yes.
And they had ads in the back and it was like fake ads
and it was like an iron lung and one of them
was a guillotine. And I thought it was
real. I was like, I want to get this.
Because I had that model.
You're talking to a guy who wrote for Crack
Magazine, pal. No way. Yes.
And Mad. And Another
Life. We have to talk about gorillas.
My favorite bit in
the book is when it says, Rick entered
his gorilla period.
That was when a gorilla
starts bleeding.
It was Picasso-esque.
Well, I mean, that came
about, you know, I mean, I liked fooling people
with makeup. I wanted them to believe what I was doing
was real. And, I mean, the story
I always tell is that, you know, a 10-year-old
Frankenstein didn't fool anybody. You know, it was like, isn't that cute? Ricky looks like Frankenstein. And it's
like, you know, you're supposed to run in terror when you see me not say, isn't it cute? You know?
So I went through a, uh, fortunately kind of a short lived blood and guts period. I mean,
the first time I made a gash, put a gash in my hand and showed my mom, she freaked out and it
was like, okay, now I'm getting somewhere. This is a real reaction, you know? So I went through, you know, every kid in the neighborhood
doing horrible wounds and injuries on them and going home and then go home and scare the parents.
And I was eventually not allowed to play with any of these kids anymore, you know? So
I wanted to find something that was real, that people would believe that was monstrous. And I had
the misconception about gorillas
that Hollywood created, you know,
with King Kong and every other movie that a gorilla's in.
You know, and they're actually quite passive, amazing animals.
So, I mean, I started studying ape suits.
You know, Charlie Gamora was the best at the ape suits.
And also, you know, going to the zoo
and looking at, you know, National Geographic.
And, you know, I just thought this is something, I I just thought this is something I think I can do this.
I think I can do this with my makeup skills and do something that's better than what's been done before.
And I set on that mission to do that.
And I got over it eventually when I did Gorillas in the Mist and had, you know, my suits intercut with the real animals and nobody knew that they were there.
That's brilliant.
Did you put... I remember when I was a kid,
if it was a low-budget comedy
where it would take place,
if it was a horror spoof,
it always, you knew it was a low-budget,
like Three Stooges or Bowery Boys,
that they'd throw in a guy and a girl.
And it was always one of three guys,
right? It was Charlie.
Oh, it was mostly Crash Corrigan.
Crash Corrigan. And later Bob.
Yeah.
And actually, I mean, you know, Crash,
there's some neat things about Crash's suit.
It's not realistic, you know, but he did
some neat things with the body and stuff like that.
You know, George Barrows was the other one
that did a lot of stuff. They used his suit in Congga and he was in the beverly hillbillies you
know and the first actually closest thing to a whole gorilla suit i did was based on george
barrows beverly hillbillies character because they put him in a pair of overalls and i didn't have
enough money to build a whole suit but i thought if i have a pair of overalls and then i don't have
to have all that fur you know so i i just had know, I made a head and some arms and some padding and had overalls.
And that's actually, I mean, you mentioned the thing with two heads that you want to talk about.
Yeah, yeah, the two-headed gorilla.
Yeah, this is a good segue because I had a picture of my gorilla suit.
I carefully framed it so I held my hands up.
And so it hid the fact that I had overalls on and didn't really have a chest.
And I carried that picture in my wallet.
And I did this film in South America, which I got actually from working on Bone.
Somebody that I made up on Bone was a documentary filmmaker that was going to try to make a feature in South America.
And he said, you know, do you know anybody that can make a head that looks like somebody that I'm going to fill with meat and have piranhas eat it?
I can do that.
I can do that.
So I said, I can do that.
So I ended up doing this film in South America and making this head.
And the stunt coordinator on this film, his name was Paul Knuckles,
I showed him a picture of my gorilla suit,
which again was a head i had in some hands
and he became the stunt coordinator on the thing with two heads and they had to find this gorilla
actor to play this movie he goes i know somebody so they called me in so i brought that same
picture and i actually brought the head with me and they said well the problem is we start filming
in two weeks and is that enough time for you to make another head and i'm like oh sure you know
and they had like i think five hundred dollars or something so um i didn't tell him i really didn't have a suit you know so i had
two weeks and five hundred dollars to make a two-headed gorilla suit by myself uh and that's
why it looks like it does and uh that that's the one with ray maland and bruce no was it was the
thing with the thing with two heads is the is ray maland and ros Bruce, no, was the thing with- The thing with two heads is Ray Moland and Rosie Greer.
Is Ray Moland and Rosie Greer.
Right.
And then the incredible two-headed transplant.
That came first.
That was first, yeah.
That was Bruce Stern.
Right.
Was it Bruce Stern?
Yes.
I think so, yeah.
Yes.
And we've had him on the podcast.
Yeah, we've talked about it.
Oh, speaking of another thing, I don't know if you're totally embarrassed about, and if not, you should be.
Octo-man.
Oh, octo-man.
Well, you know, you got to start somewhere.
It was my first film.
I was a full-time student, and I had a few weeks and very little money to make this suit that was designed already by somebody else and do the best job I could.
I mean, yes, the suit isn't great, but it's a hell of a lot better than the movie.
The pictures in the book are great.
The Octoman pictures in the book.
Well, we had to come up with a way to do this.
It hadn't been done this way before.
We didn't have a big foam rubber you have to bake in an oven.
Sure.
And we didn't have a giant oven
to put a suit in.
And we figured out a process.
Doug Beswick, a friend of mine
that I met at Cloakies
when my very first job,
the place that made Gumby and Davey and Goliath.
And Doug and I did this film together
because Doug actually had a workshop.
I worked out of my bedroom at my parents' house. I workshop. I worked out of my bedroom at my parents' house,
and I did Jane Pittman out of my bedroom at my parents' house.
I did a lot of things out of there,
but the Octoman was just too big to fit in my small little bedroom.
So Doug had a shop, and we did the suit together in very little time.
The movie that was shot in 10 days in Bronson Canyon in Griffith Park,
and we actually lost a day because of an accident.
And the director, Harry Essex,
who was one of the writers of The Creature in the Black Lagoon,
came from outer space,
which this was basically those two scripts
morphed together with ecology thrown in.
But he would literally tear pages out of the script.
We don't need this.
We don't need this.
And just throw them in the air
and watch them blow through Brons know, Bronson Canyon.
And I thought, oh, boy, this is going to be a real disaster.
But don't you—
And it was.
For dining out on these stories all these years later, Rick, don't you want your first movie to be a terrible turkey like Octoman?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, like I said, you've got to start somewhere.
Right.
You know, and we did the best we could under the circumstances.
And that's the thing that people don't realize.
You know, I mean, you—
Of course. And, you know, and we did the best we could under the circumstances. And that's the thing that people don't realize. You know, I mean, you were given, I mean, I have to do things that never had been done before on a schedule and a budget that I'm usually given, you know.
And I, you know, I used to have to beg people to let me do things.
It was like, you know, let me put a scar on this guy.
You know, we don't have time.
You know, let me put a mustache on him.
You know, I just want to do something, you know.
And after American Werewolf came out, they thought we could do anything time you know let me let me put a mustache on him you know i just want to do something you know and after american werewolf came out they thought we could do anything you
know and i that's like when i got i think the film i did right after american werewolf was
videodrome david cronenberg's uh crazy film and there was stuff in there that i said i have no
idea how i'm going to do this i don't even know if i can do some of this if i can't do it i will
suggest alternate things.
And David was a very great collaborator.
There were a few things I just said,
I can't do it quite like this, but I can do this.
And we did some pretty crazy stuff.
Great effects on that movie.
That was the movie where they took VHS tapes
and inserted them in their bodies.
Yes, among other things.
That's so wild.
I mean, we're not talking about sticking them up the rear end.
No.
No.
He actually, you know, James Woods, you know,
developed this kind of vagina-like thing on his abdomen
that he ends up sticking this gun into.
He's like scratching it with his gun
and then eventually sinks all the way into his stomach. And then he stands up off the couch with his arm stuck in his stomach
and he pulls his hand out and the vagina thing is gone and so is the gun you know and we're you
know cronenberg writes some really weird shit and the script was amazing i mean the script
i i've read a number of cronenberg scripts and you can't make the movies you know and he even
knows that he goes i i just write it what i would really like to see but then we then we have to make it real at some
point that's fascinating that was a great script actually and to brag about my own special effects
i as a kid used to make paper mache uh hand puppets i never knew that yeah Yeah. And I once did one where I did a production of Dracula with one of my mother's black
kerchiefs as a cape.
And I broke an ice cream stick in half.
And one of them I painted red.
So one character goes to Dracula with the unpainted stick and then pulls out this stick that has the red paint on it.
That's clever filmmaking.
He was ahead of his time.
And I did a production of Jekyll and Hyde where I put an Alka-Seltzer in a little cap when the potion is bubbling over.
He was the William Tuttle of Coney Island.
All of us monster kids did stuff like that, you know, and you kind of had to, you know,
I, speaking of paper mache, I actually, in the book, towards the end, there's this paper
mache Nosferatu that I made in my retirement.
Because when I worked at Dick Smith's house in
The Exorcist, he had a book, I think it was called Masks and How to Make Them. And there was this guy
that wrote this book, I think in the 40s, that did these paper mache masks that I thought were
incredible. I couldn't believe they were paper mache. And when Dick retired, I bought the book
from him. And it was something I had on my list of things I want to do before I die, is make a
paper mache mask. So one of the first things I did during my retirement
was make this paper mache in Osferatu.
And I first started out as a mask,
and then ended up kind of like a three-quarters bust.
I'm kind of torso in a hand.
I mean, somebody on my Instagram, when I posted it,
they said, well, that's not really paper mache
because you didn't scratch build it.
I laminated the paper over a sculpture that I did first, you know,
is what this guy did in his book.
And he goes, that's not really paper mache.
Paper mache is when you actually, you can wad up paper
and then you put other paper on top of it
and you make it completely like that.
So it was like, okay, so I made a hand for this Nosferatu scratch build.
And then it was like, okay, look, now shut up.
It was actually pretty cool.
It was all paper except for the fingernails were like plastic,
part of a plastic bottle, plastic water bottle that I cut off.
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Do you laugh sometimes, Rick, looking back at these
things? You must have a sense of humor. I mean,
specifically the thing with two heads. You're running
down a crowded street in a two-headed
gorilla suit. That's part bedspread street in a two-headed gorilla suit.
That's part bedspread?
Yeah.
It was bedspread.
A fart-covered bedspread?
Yeah.
Again, I had two weeks, and this was like there weren't makeup supply places anywhere. And I would have to drive all over the place to get the things I needed.
And I knew that there wasn't a lot of fake furs available at the time.
There was a really shiny black that was really crappy,
which my first Corolla suit was made out of.
So my dad, when he decided he wanted to try to make a living as an artist,
used to do these parking lot crafts and art shows.
And one was in Melrose Boulevard in La Cienega.
And I remember walking by a place that had some fake fur bedspreads.
So I drove there, and they had this bedspread that wasn't just jet black. And I thought it was cool. I had these
longer black hairs and kind of a lighter hair underneath. And I went, oh, this would be much
more real. Turns out that when I put it all together in my two weeks of sewing and molding
and casting and stuff, it kind of, when it wrinkled up, all the black hairs, it looked striped in the end.
And I was going, oh my God.
But what was cool, it really was guerrilla filmmaking.
And they would be, they say,
get in this van, we're going to drive through Hollywood,
we're going to find a street that looks good,
we're going to let you off on one of the streets,
we're going to drive down the street,
the cameraman's going to get out, set the camera up,
somebody's going to shout and you run down the street, like a going to shout, and you run down the street like a gorilla,
and then we'll hop in the van and we'll drive to some other street.
So we did that.
No permits.
But I also remember doing a scene where I'm in a cage before the two-headed transplant thing happens
and Rain Malan looking at me and going,
Why the hell would anybody
want to do this?
And I
felt like saying, yeah, what's it feel like
to have your film career and
end up in a movie called The Thing With Two Heads?
And I remember
one of the special effects
in that movie was just
Ray Milan
resting his head on Rosie Greer's shoulder.
Yeah, well, fortunately, Rosie Greer was pretty big,
so you could kind of hide behind him.
But, yeah, there's a lot of shots of them with bandages wrapped around their neck,
and he's just standing behind them.
And the head, I didn't actually make the fake heads for that.
That was Charlie Schramm, who worked at MGM under William Tuttle for many years,
and Tom Berman made the likeness
heads of Rosa Guerrero and Ray Millan.
I just made the two-headed gorilla.
And I want to brag about myself, but this I did fairly just about three, four years
ago.
I made a one-minute thing on the Internet called The Scary Monster where I finally decided taking shit around the house and did a transformation scene with filming it with my phone.
Is it on YouTube or something?
Yeah, I'll send you one.
It would be an honor.
It would be an honor to send it to you.
You've got balls to show that to Rick Baker.
Yeah, that's like sending Mozart something.
I made a tune with a garbage can.
Rick, on the subject of gorillas, did you once heckle a professor
dressed as a chimp?
Yes.
I mean, who hasn't?
As you do when you're young.
I mean, I had a fairly normal childhood.
I went to a local junior college
basically to stay out of Vietnam.
And I was an art major
though it wasn't really
an art school
and I wanted to do
realistic work.
I was doing realistic paintings
and realistic sculptures
and was getting in trouble for it.
You know,
what was really popular
at the time
were hard edge paintings
where you,
with masking tape
you'd paint one side
of the canvas red
and then you'd mask it off
and then paint the other side blue,
you know.
And being the opinionated guy that I am and with not having much of a filter i would say
i'm sorry but i don't consider this art you know i mean i would love for this guy to paint my house
because that's a really nice straight line you know but i want to paint this kind this is the
kind of stuff i want to do and they'd give me bad grades grades for doing realistic stuff and
one of the things i did is i did a full-size gorilla, like a fiberglass with bronze
powder in it, gorilla sculpture. And I thought for sure this was going to get picked in this art show.
And the school had an art gallery that they had this guy come in to curate the show and
he didn't pick my gorilla sculpture and it kind of pissed me off. So he had a meeting where he
talked about what he chose and why he chose it.
So I decided to go wearing a chimp mask and I just heckled him the whole time.
I was thinking of it more like performance art.
That's hilarious.
I also wore my gorilla suit with the overalls to school.
There's a rumor you swung from some goalposts?
Well, I didn't really swing from goalposts.
Oh, okay.
But it was actually, I had an anthropology class, and I told the teacher that I had a gorilla suit.
So there was a storage room next to my classroom, and he said he wanted me to wear the suit to school.
And he said, I'm going to talk about gorillas
and how they have a certain vocalization.
And he says, if there's a gorilla within a mile and hears this, they'll come.
So I wasn't in class that day.
I was hiding in the room in my gorilla suit.
And when he did the vocalization, I kicked the door in and ran around.
And then I spent the rest of the day just running around in a gorilla suit.
And, you know, there'd be classrooms that sloped up,
and you would see people, and the professor's back would be to the door,
so I'd walk by in the doorway, and the students would look and point,
and then I'd run.
So when the professor turned around, there'd be nothing there.
And then people would say, no, there was a gorilla in the doorway.
Was that Jumbo?
That was Jumbo.
Jumbo, okay.
Yeah, you actually read the book.
Oh, yeah.
Cover to cover.
And aside from monster makeups, those costumes, gorillas or Planet of the Apes,
or they had this movie, I think it was Prehistoric Planet, where it was people in dinosaur suits.
Uh-huh.
And I constantly heard stories about people would faint in those suits.
Yeah, well, Bob Burns talks about, because he met Ellis Berman, who did, what was it, Unknown Island, I think?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With these Tyrannosaurus suits, and they were filming in the desert. That was it, Unknown Island, I think? Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
With these Tyrannosaurus suits,
and they were filming in the desert.
That was it, yes.
And Bob went out and watched,
and he said they would just fall over.
Because it's tough.
I mean, it turns out,
it seems like every time I got a gig to wear a gorilla suit,
it was like the hottest time of the year.
And when I did the Dino De Lorenzo's King Kong,
played King Kong, it was all blue screen
and it was photochemical processing.
So you needed a lot of light, which meant a lot of heat.
And the whole crew, and it was during the summer
and it was really hot.
And the whole crew was in like shorts
and no shirts or t-shirts.
And I've got a, you know, a 50 pound suit
made out of foam rubber and bear hide
that I would put on in the morning and wear the entire day
except I take it off at lunch.
I could literally fill up a styrofoam cup of water with sweat from my feet.
At the end of the day, I would take off my feet and dump it out
and all that much sweat.
And I heard like with the Frankenstein movies,
by the middle of the day when the actors would turn their
heads, you could hear sweat splashing around. Oh yeah, I know it's tough. And also things would
come off. I mean, in the old days, we didn't have the adhesives we have now. We had a spirit gum,
like I said before, and that would only last for so long. I mean, when I did the autobiography of
Miss Jane Pittman, we filmed in Louisiana and Mississippi in the summer. It's really hot and
humid. And at the end of the day, the makeup was just barely hanging on. And it's always when they
do the most extreme close-up, you know, and I'm convinced there's a book somewhere that says,
you know, we want to be a director, you know, you do the most extreme close-up at the very last
shot of the day. But when it's a makeup, it looks the best when it's, you know, fresh out of the makeup
trailer, you know, and especially in Louisiana in that kind of heat. And it's tough. I mean,
the problem now is the adhesives are so strong, you know, it was much easier to remove a makeup
in the old spirit gum days because like I said, it was basically falling off. You can't just peel
a face off now. It pulls skin off with it. You have to carefully use solvents to remove the adhesive.
And it's a tedious, long process that's not fun for the makeup artist
and less fun for the actor.
And I remember when I was doing the extensive makeup,
they would like put, you know, the acetoneone and start putting tiny drops here and there, and it would burn your skin.
And then the makeup artist used to say to me, after he put a ton of acetone on it, he said,
Okay, now you could do your Adrian Messenger.
Because there was that movie.
Oh, the John Johnson movie, yeah.
Where they pull the makeup off in a second.
And I used to do that.
But it's totally unlike that.
Or Mission Impossible, where it goes on and off in a second.
Oh, no, that used to piss me off so much, you know,
because people would ask me to do that.
You know, they go, well, why don't you do, you know,
I say it's going to take three hours.
They go, why don't you do it like Mission Impossible
where you can just put it on and take it off in a second?
You know, and you go, yeah.
I mean, I remember one that had, what was his name?
Will Gear, I think it was.
He's like in a medical thing,
and they melt some rubber gloves in a sterilizer,
and then he, you know, makes a mask out of it.
And then puts it on and walks out.
But they don't explain how he's six inches taller and has different color eyes or any of that stuff.
And I was called about a commercial once where it was for the fireman's fund.
And it was like, you don't have to be a fireman to be in the fireman's fund.
And then the person that would look like a fireman,
they're supposed to peel that face off, and then they're like an old lady,
and then that old lady peels the face off, and then you're a black guy.
It's all these different people, and they wanted me to do it all with makeup,
all on the same person.
And I said, you can't do that.
Their head would be four feet wide.
It's an additive process.
They go, well, they do it on Mission Impossible. And they go it's fake you know it's like the two actors it's like you
know not the way early works you know but i wish it did the suffering you did in in king kong is
you could fill a book i mean that's that's one of the most interesting parts because you're talking
about wearing the pain of being locked trapped in a suit or in a frankenstein suit i mean you
were afraid that you were going to vomit and it was going to come out of the eyes of the suit.
Oh, God.
Your biggest fear was getting sick in the suit.
But, I mean, people have to – well, we're going to push the book, too.
But people have to read that section of the book because that's – you're still scarred.
You're still – your eyes are still scarred from the contact lenses.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Well, they were hard, thorough contacts.
You know, they were rigid, full-eye contacts that I – you know,
they said you were supposed to wear them for 20 minutes and I would wear them.
I'd put them in the morning, take them off at lunch, I'd put them back in and wear them until the end of the day.
And then I'd drive home from MGM to where I lived in North Hollywood in a complete fog.
My eyes were totally fogged over.
I'm thankful I didn't get in a horrible accident doing that, you know.
But yeah, it was tough going.
I also got hit by a, we were on a stage uh at mgm it was a really tall stage uh the where the um super tanker was uh
because it was uh in the scene where the jessica falls in the in the super tanker with with king
kong but it was with the radio-controlled helicopters being hung from the permanents up
there uh up in the permanent beams up in the stage.
And I'm acting in my ape suit.
I can't really see shit in there.
And all of a sudden, I get hit with something really heavy on my shoulder
and it knocks me to the ground.
And I thought the helicopter fell,
but it turned out it was a two-by-four.
One of the grips put across the two permanent beams up there
just temporarily
and left it and the the vibrations from the helicopters flying around knocked it off and
fortunately i had an ape suit on but apparently it fractured my collarbone which i didn't realize
at the time but i i had issues with it later and i went and looked and the guy said when did you
break your collarbone and i figured that must have been it you know but i also really kind of hurt my
hand smashing on the gate, you know,
and in most of that sequence,
I mean, you know, the movie,
the publicity was about a 40-foot robot
and, but it's in six shots in the movie
and not even six seconds of the movie, I think.
I was going to say the emotional scarring
that you, of King Kong,
the psychological scars of King Kong
are greater than the before. What I was going to say the emotional scarring of King Kong. The psychological scars of King Kong are greater than the...
What I was going to say, I said,
I think this is going to be too hard for me to do the entire movie.
I want to get another person that's my size
that we can do tag team gorilla stuff.
So we got a guy named Bill Shepard who was basically my size
and we built a suit for him as well.
But John Gillerman says he could tell the difference
and he wanted me to do, pretty much did it all.
But the, because I hurt my hand pounding on the gate,
he, Shepard did the pounding on the gate
and falling into the pit.
And he does some of the climbing of the World Trade Center,
but the rest of it is me,
other than the six seconds of the 40-foot robot
that basically didn't work.
Carlo, yeah.
And you did two Eddie Murphy films where you did a room full of countless characters.
One was the Klumps, you know, the nutty professor,
which was an entire family of Eddie Murphys,
and then a barbershop full of Eddie Murphy's
and coming to America.
Yeah, that was fun.
I mean, coming to America was the first one I did with Eddie,
and this was when Eddie was really hot and very popular
and very busy and wasn't available for testing,
and I like to test the makeups,
try them out before the day.
And I said, you know, in fact, yesterday,
I made myself,
I tested my Halloween makeup on myself yesterday.
I think I still have some remains
about on my face today.
But I said, you know,
to make Eddie Murphy an old white Jewish guy,
that's a hard makeup job.
Didn't he come to you and say,
make me a Jew?
Not quite like that.
No, it was John Landis, you know, says it was, you know,
payback for all the Jewish minstrel.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good point.
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, when he said to me, you know,
I want to make Eddie, you know, he called,
I was in England with Sylvia.
I forgot what I was doing.
I think I was finishing Gorillaz the Mist or something.
He called me and said, I wanted this movie.
Eddie Murphy is going to play a bunch of characters.
One of them is an old Jewish man.
And I said, like Sammy Davis Jr.?
Are you Jewish?
No, no, no, a Jew, a real Jew.
And he was going, don't give him a big nose.
And it's like,
well, you know, I'll do what I can, but that was one of the makeups I insisted on testing,
because I said, you know, it's a really hard makeup, so it was something like 15 separate
pieces that are glued on his face, and I got him out to do the test, I glued the stuff on,
I didn't glue the back of his neck on, I didn't glue his hands on, I wasn't worried about that,
and Eddie, you know, was sitting in the makeup chair,
again, like I said, looking out of his eyes and seeing this old Jewish man looking back at him.
And he just said, Rick, I don't feel that I'm doing your makeup justice. I do a stereotype
Jewish man. I want to improvise a scene where I do something more serious. So he brought one of his
crew in, you know, and he improvised this really serious scene
about this old Jewish man
who was beaten up by some black guys,
but real serious acting.
And I was like, this guy's good, you know.
And what I really liked with Eddie,
when I put, you know, a Caucasian-colored cheek on him,
it's just this weird white patch on his dark skin, you know.
But he would look at it in the mirror
and move it around and see what
it took to move it. And I went, oh, this is a good sign. He's going to make this makeup work.
You know, a lot of actors, as soon as you cover them up with something, it's like, I can't move.
Like, no, you can move. You just need to practice, you know, or you give, you know, a little thin
veneer of some teeth and it's like, I can't talk with these teeth. And yes, you can, you know, a little thin veneer of some teeth. And it's like, I can't talk with these teeth. And yes, you can, you know, you just need to practice. And, um, you know, Eddie wasn't like that at all.
He right away looked at what it did and he had fun with the makeup and he, he liked looking like
somebody else. And that's like a makeup artist dream, you know, to be able to do, have the actor
really appreciate what you're doing and have fun with it. And, you know, he said, I want to go to
the mall. I want to go to the mall and buy stuff, you know.
And I was going, yeah, I just don't think they're going to take your credit card,
you know, because it wouldn't have, like, Eddie Murphy's picture on it
or, you know, his driver's license had his picture
and he'd be this old Jewish man, you know.
You know what's funny is that when I did the makeup,
the extensive makeup, the best compliment,
one of the best compliments I ever got from the makeup man
was saying, you know, you made the makeup come to life.
And he said, a lot of actors just wear it as a mask.
That's interesting.
Yeah, it's, I mean, you have to embrace it and work with it, you know.
And Eddie did that, yeah.
Now, here's something I want to get straight.
Uh,
I did for years.
And I think with lunch,
any senior,
there was a lot of bullshit in,
uh,
uh,
well,
one that he never used the stunt man,
which was bullshit.
Uh,
but they said that he used a fish hook.
Yeah, no, it's not.
They also said infamous monsters.
Yes.
When he had a blind eye,
they said he put collodion in his eye.
Yes.
As a kid, I knew that he couldn't do that
because it wouldn't make you blind if you did.
I thought, this is horrible
that some kid's going to try this.
But yeah, I also heard he put poker chips
in his cheeks to make his cheeks big.
You know, it's a, no, it was, I,
I'm assuming it was silk organza glued to the tip of his nose and then pulled
up and glued. Cause you see all the way up central, all the way up his forehead,
there's that kind of a line that goes up that I think it's glued all the way up
to here, you know, but he did, he did do some torturous things. I mean,
there were hooks on the London after midnight teeth that hold his mouth in that, in that crazy smile. Yeah. I mean, they weren'turous things. I mean, there were hooks on the London After Midnight teeth
that hold his mouth in that crazy smile.
Yeah.
I mean, they weren't really hooked.
I mean, there were pieces of metal that came out.
They weren't stuck into his skin,
but they held his mouth in a smile like that.
And also in London After Midnight,
he had these almost like monocle-like wires around his eyes
that held his eyelids pulled down.
Because I always thought, how did he do that?
Because I glued my eyelids down, but when you make that smiley face,
your cheeks go up and it makes your eyelids go up.
And he actually had these metal pieces right around his eye.
When you have a nice clear picture of it, you can see them.
You know, one thing I want to ask you, Rick,
how did it feel to get your Oscar handed to you by Vincent Price of all people?
Wow.
Yeah, Vincent Price and Kim Hunter.
And Kim Hunter of Planet of the Apes.
First of all,
how did it feel to get an Oscar? I mean, for a monster
movie. Sure.
When I got nominated,
I couldn't believe it, and I thought for sure,
well, there's no way they're going to give it to
American Werewolf that's got
gory stuff in it and sex
and violence and all this.
And, uh, though it is a quite a great film. Um, but I really didn't expect to win. Uh, I mean,
I did prepare a speech just in case, cause I didn't want to make an idiot of myself for this
first time ever that they had this category. But when, you know, when I saw Vincent Price up there
and Kim Hunter, I thought how cool. And he was great. I mean, I talked right away, you know,
as soon as I thought, you get the Oscar
and you sit back down.
And I didn't realize you had to go through
the whole gauntlet of, I mean, whatever you call it,
of the press, all the people in the press
that interview you.
And you don't go back to your seat for like an hour.
But I got to hang out with Vincent Price and Kim Hunter.
So first thing, I started asking him about House of Wax.
Oh, great. I just like to work, House of Wax. Oh, great.
I just like to work in House of Wax.
And what I thought was great is he actually remembered the name and the makeup people because a lot of guys don't.
Wow.
And the guy who actually did the makeup, George Bao, was a guy that I would buy rubber from.
He was one of the inventors of foam rubber specifically for makeup purposes.
And his brother, Gordon, was the head of Warner Brothers'
makeup department for many years.
He's the guy that got credit.
But George was the guy that did the makeup
and did the pieces.
And Vincent remembered him.
And we talked about that stuff a lot.
And that was very cool.
Are you a fan of those Castle movies too?
Like the Tingler and House on Haunted Hill?
Oh, yeah.
And the Tingler and all that stuff.
I mean, I think anybody, I grew up in front of a TV and those movies were, I think we
all shared those same movies.
The movies that aren't necessarily the A-list movies, but they're great.
Well, that's what I liked about the book.
I mean, you're talking about Frankenstein, but you're also talking about these real low
rent things, the John Agar movies.
You're really a man after our own heart. I remember in Laura,
someone says to Vincent Price,
do you know a lot about music?
And he goes,
I don't know a lot about anything,
but I know a little
about practically everything.
The kids love
the Vincent Price impression.
My favorite part
of this interview is I keep looking back at your wife.
Who's trying to stay awake.
Yeah, and she's got that slightly embarrassed look.
Well, you know, she puts up with me, and I've got to say,
you know, I mean, she's been very patient with, you know, she puts up with me, and I got to say, you know, I mean, she's been very patient with, you know, she kicks me under the table a lot when I say something that's not appropriate.
But, I mean, I actually had no social skills until I met Sylvia.
And when we first, she first would take me out to dinner with some friends and stuff, and they would say, you know, does Rick know how to talk?
You know, because he didn't say anything all night.
You know, is he all right?
I'm going, no, that's just the way he is.
The faces she's making,
the faces my wife makes.
Gilbert's wife is pointing from the next booth
and she's nodding.
So I think she's relating.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's changed my life
for the better in so many ways.
And I have two amazing daughters
that I totally love
who are into Halloween.
And this is my time of year.
And this was kind of the drag about the book coming out now because I'm doing some press.
And I'm going, this cuts into my Halloween prep time.
I usually start three months before Halloween preparing.
So I started four months before Halloween this year.
Well, we have to thank Veronica, too, your daughter, for setting this up and for reaching out.
We'll thank Pat and Oswald, too.
We won't tell the story now for time,
but we were pursuing Rick,
and then he found us.
And the book, what can we say?
My son, when he was like less than one years old,
he saw The Wolfman,
the original one with Lon Chaney Jr., my favorite,
Lon Chaney Jr., and he came out with his shirt open and with a pen, he made a scribble on
his chest and pointed to it because it was supposed to be the sign of the pentagram.
The pentagram, I was going to say, yeah.
He's your kid.
That's pretty cool.
And one time he was sitting also, when he was tiny, he was sitting in a diner with my wife.
And he got really quiet and he leaned into her and said, that man over there looks like Lon Chaney Jr.
He's your kid.
Yes.
Sounds like a good kid.
Yes.
Your parents played such a role in your early success, Rick.
How much did they get to see?
How much of your success did they get to see and enjoy?
They got to see a lot, actually.
I mean, I felt very fortunate for that.
My parents got to go to the Oscars a few times.
Oh, how nice. Yeah've and long since passed now um but they got to they got to see me uh you know my career take off and and you know that know that all the stuff that
they put up with you know my i mean my mom's kitchen oven was the first oven i baked foam
rubber in you know and and uh the the my my little modest house where I grew up in,
you know, the carpeting had Roma plastilina,
which is this clay that I would use,
you know, ground into the carpet, you know,
a path from my bedroom to the kitchen
or to the bathroom, you know.
And they eventually ended up building
a little like screened-in patio
where they wanted to sit in the summer to be
cool, you know, cause we didn't have air conditioning and that became my mold room.
I thought, well, that's kind of better to make molds out there than in the kitchen,
whose sink I clogged up numerous times. And, you know, they, they, they put up with a lot and they
got to see, you know, they got to see my success. My dad used to, my dad used to carry a briefcase
full of pictures of my stuff, you know, And when he'd go on an airplane somewhere,
he'd just tap on somebody's shoulder and go,
do you want to see what my son does?
So they were proud, and they got to see my success.
So I was happy about that.
We love doing this show.
We love the journey.
And one of the things in the book is that you get to work
on the Mighty Joe Young remake.
And as I'm reading this, I'm thinking that was the movie
you were telling your parents,
quick, change the channel.
On the Million Dollar Movie, yeah.
Yeah, because it's that part of Mighty Joe Young.
So, yeah, I mean, you're not so jaded
that that stuff isn't lost on you.
Well, you know, I thought, like I said,
after I did Gorillas in the Mist,
I thought, okay, I can stop now with the gorilla obsession.
I've done it.
And then when Mighty Joe Young came along,
it's like, I have to do this.
I mean, it's the other giant ape movie.
And I suggested, I said,
we have to get Ray Harryhausen,
who did the animation,
most of the animation in the original Mighty Joe Young,
stop motion.
We've got to get Ray in a cameo.
So Ray and Terry Moore are both in a cameo in the movie.
And Ray sent me a note praising my Joe and just saying how brilliant he
thought oh wow what an honor oh my god I mean I can't believe that I that Ray Harryhausen even
knew who I was you know let alone you know praise my stuff but but I got I mean when I was doing the
Wolfman I was in London I got to visit him numerous times and it was just so cool that somebody like
Ray you know existed still you know and and the things that Ray, you know, existed still, you know, and, and the things
that Ray did, you know, by himself in a room in the dark with, you know, a stop motion puppet,
you know, and, or seven puppets that he's animating all by himself, you know, on a minuscule budget,
you know, and one effect shot in a movie now is more than, you know, a entire Ray Harryhausen
budget, you know, and I, I said to him, doesn't it kind of piss you off
that now people are getting millions of dollars
to do shots that you did for hundreds of dollars?
But he appreciated that stuff was still being done
and effects were happening.
He was one of a kind.
And Jason and the Arkham Huts,
where there's an army of skeletons,
is insane the amount of the Rocks, where there's an army of skeletons, is insane the amount of...
Well, I mean, people, if you've never done stop motion, you can't appreciate it. My wife says, I don't totally understand it like you do, but
I know what you mean when you appreciate
it. To move a character, a frame at a time, and this is...
When Ray was doing it, now there's frame capture it so and and i mean to move a character a frame at a time and this is you know and when ray was
doing it now there's you know frame capture things where you can actually play it back and watch it
as you're doing it and you could remove frames and do things like that ray you know you wouldn't
see the the sequence until he got the dailies back and if there was something wrong with it
you start all over again you know and and you know 24 frames a second, 24 different moves for one second of film.
And when you're doing seven things at once, seven skeletons you're animating, unbelievable.
We're going to let you and Sylvia get out of here, Rick.
But I got one question from you.
Especially Sylvia.
We should buy Sylvia dinner.
She doesn't want to be here.
I have one question for you from a fellow Oscar winner.
Michael Giacchino,
the composer,
wants to know
how involved was Rick
in choosing angles
and lighting
to pull off
the transformation scene
in American Werewolf?
John and I
storyboarded the whole sequence.
John was the one
who really chose the angles, though.
I mean, it was really...
I mean, I... First of all all you can't tell John Lennon
how to do anything
he knows how to do it all
he really does know how to do it all
and he planned that sequence out
and he said I want to shoot it in post production
after we wrap the movie
so that you could spend however many hours it takes
to do a make up and not have
an expensive crew standing around waiting
so that the set was pre-lit. So, so after we had the wrap party and then we started the transformation
sequence and, you know, so I could spend, there was one makeup when David stretched out on the
floor, I think it was 10 hours of makeup time. Wow. And it was probably a half an hour shooting
time, you know, and then our day was over basically, you know, but, but yeah, he, John and
I storyboarded it and it was planned. And that's what I liked about John's working with
John. You know what you're going to do. You know, what's going to happen that day. Not every
director's like that, you know, and we filmed in Piccadilly circus, a bus crash with a werewolf
running around all kinds of chaos. And I think it was like two hours we had to do it in to get in and out you know clean up the mess
and he did it
you know
clever planning
and he's a
he's a brilliant filmmaker
and may I say
if it wasn't for John Landis
you and Sylvia
may not have met
that's true
and I mean my career
I mean you know
starting from Slot
I met on Into the Night
John's movie
and Sylvia's back there
cursing John Landis
I could have had a real life instead of living with this freak that has monsters in the house the night, John's movie. And Sylvia's back there cursing John Lennon.
I could have had a real life instead of living with this freak that has monsters in the house.
We gotta thank Rick's team
too. How does Chris say his last name? Chris
at Cameron Books?
You got me. Chris
Gruner or Chris Gruner?
I think it's Gruner. Chris, thank you to Chris
for sending the books. Thank you again for
Veronica for hooking us up with you.
The book is incredible.
We're going to just push it to our listeners.
It's breathtaking.
It is ridiculous.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a visual guide to special effects filmmaking of the half a century.
Great photos.
The photos and your drawings and your paintings are in there.
I mean, it's just a feast.
You'll need another apartment to fit the book. Yeah, if you have the book. You have to reinforce your floor in your bookshelves.
Yeah, no, Cameron Publishing, who did it, I thought did a great job,
and Ian Morris, who did the layout, did a great job, and I'm really
pleased with the book, and it's a weird thing to see your life in
17 pounds of book. Sort of 760 pages or something?
I didn't write it down, but what a book. Sort of 760 pages or something? I didn't write it down, but
what a career.
And if you're interested
in movie making, not just special
effects movie making, but if you're interested in
filmmaking, it's a must-own.
Yeah. Even
I bother to read it.
We've done
almost 300 of these, Rick.
Oh, my.
It took me two weeks to read.
I go on not knowing how to pronounce the guest's name.
What a perfect Halloween episode.
Oh, my God.
And I can talk to a fellow monster freak all day.
I can never stop.
Give our love to Dennis and Bob, won't you?
I will. I will. And thank you guys for having me on the show and for all the great stuff you said about the book. I can never stop. Give our love to Dennis and Bob, won't you? I will. I will.
Thank you guys for having me on the show and for all the great stuff you said about the book. I really appreciate it.
Oh, it's a masterwork.
We're going to push some books. You'll see.
And so this,
our special Halloween
episode of Gilbert Gottfried's
Amazing Colossal Podcast
with my co-host Frank
Santopadre. Our special
guest was the
creator of Octoman.
That's what it's called.
I'm going to stay in my tombstone.
Yeah.
Rick, tell the truth. Are you and Sylvia going to
run to YouTube now to see Gilbert's
short?
Well, he said he'd send it to me, so I'll take him up on that.
Happy Halloween.
Thank you, guys.
Thanks so much.
My pleasure. Blue moon, you saw me standing alone Without a thing in my heart, without a love of my own The blue moon You knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really care for
And then they suddenly
Forbid before me
The only one my heart could ever hold I heard somebody whisper, please, adore me When I look, the moon is there to go
Oh, blue moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Oh, blue moon Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I'm going to go. Thank you. contributions by John Beach. Special thanks to John Fodiatis, John Murray, and Paul Rayburn.