Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - 86. Dominic Chianese
Episode Date: January 18, 2016He was the scheming Uncle Junior in "The Sopranos" and Hyman Roth's coldblooded henchman Johnny Ola in "The Godfather Part II," but in real life, actor Dominic Chianese is a real mensch (or at least t...he Italian equivalent). Dominic joins Gilbert and Frank to talk about his early career struggles, his love of music, his days as a folk club emcee and working with legends Lee Strasberg, Sophia Loren, Sidney Lumet, and lifelong friend Al Pacino. Also, Dominic gets a break from George C. Scott, a card from Burt Reynolds and a backstage visit from Paul Newman. PLUS: Yip Harburg! Sam Jaffe! Dominic does Dickens! Gilbert does Durante! And Dominic remembers his friend James Gandolfini. Let Selfie Station be the Picture taker, Ice breaker AND your money maker. As a special introductory offer, get $500 off the professional package. Go to http://SelfieStationpodcast.com and enter promo code GILBERT. Howl is a brand new app and website that changes the way you think about podcasts. It’s like Netflix, but for podcasts. With Howl Premium, you get exclusive access to dozens of original mini series, audio documentaries, and comedy albums, archives from WTF with Marc Maron and all the Earwolf shows and original miniseries that are truly unique. Go to http://howl.fm to get access to all this exclusive content on your iPhone, your Android phone and on the web for only $4.99/month. And with the promo code GILBERT, you get a full month of free trial! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Thank you for your generosity. Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried, and this is here with my co-host, Frank Santopadre at Nutmeg Post with Frank Verderosa. Our guest this week is an accomplished musician, singer, and a celebrated
stage and screen actor who's appeared in films such as All the President's Men, Dog Day Afternoon, and Justice
for All, Unfaithful, Night Falls on Manhattan, and as Hyman Roth's right-hand man, Johnny Ola in the classic Godfather Part 2. TV shows include Damages, Blue Bloods,
Boardwalk Empire, The Good Wife, and he'll forever Junior on the iconic HBO series The Sopranos.
Please welcome the pride of Archer Avenue right here in the Bronx,
our friend, the multi-talented Dominic Chianese.
Oh, he got it.
I got it?
You nailed it.
I'm telling you, like, people don't realize, up to three seconds before I got on the mic,
I was asking you, what's your last name again?
You did it.
Yeah, very good.
You forgot it. I love it. I forget it myself sometimes. He's uncomfortable. He again? You did it. Yeah, very good. You forgot it.
I love it.
I forget it myself sometimes.
He's uncomfortable.
He's surrounded by Italians.
Berderosa, Santo Padre.
Got to go Arthur Avenue.
Yeah.
See, I wanted to make this show more Jew-y.
Well, there's a lot of Italian expressions that are like Yiddish.
Now, for people out there in the audience not familiar, if you're a Godfather fanatic like we are, in Godfather 2, there's a scene where Johnny Ola takes Michael and Fredo Corleone to like basically a live sex show in Cuba.
And there's a guy playing there named who they called Superman.
Right.
And at that point, there's one point where John Casals goes,
Johnny Ola knows this, these places like he knows the back of his hand.
Right. these places like he knows the back of his hand right and that's how michael realizes
fredo was in on the plan to assassinate him right and so that that's just one of those
great scenes that wasn't me superman i wasn't there no that was me yeah Yeah, but Johnny Ola's not in the scene.
He's not?
No.
No, they refer to Johnny Ola.
They refer.
They refer to Johnny Ola. Johnny Ola shows him the place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Johnny Ola turns Fredo onto that place.
Of course.
Yeah.
Right, and he says, oh, man, Roth would never be caught dead in a place like this.
And that's what Michael overhears.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a great show.
I call everything a show, you you know but a great film and if if if anyone wants a letter of recommendation
of for dominic's acting al pacino has used you in at least four of his movies. Yes, Al introduced me to,
because I knew Al from the stage work,
and he introduced me to Sidney Lumet.
And Sidney took one look at me when I was,
let's see, 1975.
I was 44 years old.
Well, I was right after The Godfather.
I met Sidney after The Godfather.
I got that wrong.
But Al introduced me to Sidney,
and then I did some movies with Sidney that Al was in, like Injustice for All.
Norman Jewison did that.
And then—
Dog Day Afternoon.
Let me put it this way.
Al introduced me to Sidney because then he did do Dog Day Afternoon, right?
And he saw me as a father with that great line, you know, I rob a bank when you got a sucker for a mother.
That's a great line. They don't write good lines like that too much today great line, you know, I rob a bank when you got a sucker for a mother. That's a great line.
They don't write good lines like that too much today.
Yes, they do, actually.
But so Al was a great force in my life, a great, great.
He was like my godfather to me, that young man.
And he's younger than me, you know, much younger.
And speaking of Pacino, tell us about when you were cast in The Godfather.
You tell a story, and there's an interesting story you have on your website about the scene.
How Coppola kind of made you anxious on purpose?
Yeah, he got me very nervous because he knew that I was a stage actor.
I had never done any films.
I had a walk-on once with a line in the dark in a movie shot in Boston.
And I recognized my voice, but they don't see me.
So I never really did any acting on films.
And he saw me.
I think he knew that I was going to try and nail it as an actor.
And, of course, I didn't know about the camera that doesn't lie and all that stuff.
So I probably went there with the intention of acting.
And he nailed me right from the beginning.
He said, Dominic, change this, change that.
He got me very nervous.
Because you had memorized everything you came in with.
Of course.
I was ready to be whoever.
I was ready to really be like Earl Flynn doing an Einstein.
It didn't work.
So he threw you off.
He saw it right away.
He threw you off intentionally.
Oh, definitely.
I didn't know that, though.
And the third time he threw me off, the third time, and I really started getting nervous,
Al got up out of his seat and ran over to the back.
And I remember going through my mind, oh, this is the end of my movie career.
Just one shot and that's it.
And Al came back and I said, Al, I'm sorry.
He keeps changing.
I'm sorry.
Al put his hand on my, I'm not sure, he said, Dominic, Dominic, it's not you.
And then I got it.
Then I realized he was manipulating me.
So then Arthur, my Bronx came out of me, and I said, son of a bitch.
I didn't say that.
To myself, I said it.
So I saw the communion kid coming over his shoulder with the bow,
and I went like this.
And he goes, that's too much, Dominic.
I said, I was testing him, see if he was watching me.
Then I realized, wow, this is great.
You don't act in front of the camera.
Even just moving your eyebrows and making that gesture was too much.
Oh, I didn't hardly, like a millimeter of an inch.
Interesting.
So they kind of tricked you.
He got me to the point where I was there in the studio.
I wasn't acting.
I was really being Dominic playing Johnny Ola.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a good device because that's what movie actors have to do.
They have to be so relaxed.
They have to be so sure of their inside technique, so confident that they can just beat themselves.
I think, I don't know if Jack Lemmon said,
I don't know if it was Billy Wilder or something,
and he kept saying, okay, no, no, no, no.
Cut, do less, and then do less, and then do less.
And then Jack Lemmon got angry and he said, he goes,
if I do any less, I won't be acting at all.
And Billy Wyler goes, oh, thank God.
Very good, yes.
And the great Lee Strasberg said the same thing.
No acting, right?
No acting.
Tell us about Lee Strasberg.
Lee was like, you'd say like your grandfather, you know.
We were sitting in the car one day, and we were on the set in California.
No, I'm sorry, on the set in Santo Domingo.
And he's driving the car, and I was sitting next to him.
This is the kind of guy he was.
And my wife and his wife were in the back seat with all the little kids.
I had my little boy, Alex, who's two, and his two adorable sons, too.
He's a nice kid.
They're all two years old.
So I'm sitting next to him, and he's driving the car.
You know, he plays Hyman Roth, and I'm Johnny Ola.
So he's driving the car.
And one of the kids said, I'm hungry, Mommy. I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
So I talk.
I'm Dominic, and I'm making a car. And one of the kids, I'm hungry, Mommy. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. So I talk. I'm Dominic.
And I'm making a joke with my family.
And Lee looks at me like, you're Johnny Oly.
As if to say, you're Johnny. You're not Dominic.
I said, this guy's so serious.
He's very serious.
And then we go to this big feast.
We go to this big feast.
Of course, I had a baby born down there.
We go to this big feast where all these wonderful Dominican people are giving us food and they're talking about it and everything like that.
And Mr. Coppola is saying, Dominic, sing him an Italian song.
I said, I don't feel like it, karma.
I ate too much lasagna.
He said, sing something.
I said, all right.
He said, ah, sing something.
I said, all right.
So del mondo di stelle,
and I do a chitarra romana,
but I do it half-assed because I was so full.
So we walk out,
and he taps me on the shoulder.
I said, Lee,
he said,
you could have done that better.
I wanted a great man.
I wanted a choke,
but I loved the guy.
I loved the guy.
He was a great man.
He was always teaching.
That's Lee. What are some of the things Lee Strasberg taught you he taught me about the that the voice you can
tell by the voice because he took me to his apartment one day he he showed me a lot of
singers he knew I'd like to sing he just showed me that you can the voice tells the truth you know
Willie Nelson's great thing about music, three chords and the truth.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, I like that.
Yes, I heard that.
That's great.
It's about the truth.
And the voice shows that, and that's true.
And that's why Coppola was, you know, manipulating me with love there, you know.
Did he watch you for the first Godfather movie and you were doing a play?
He could have.
Oh, yeah, I think he did.
Yeah, he told me that he did.
But I was in Boston
and I didn't have any money.
I had to borrow money
to get to Boston.
I wasn't, you know,
they weren't going to send a limo.
Right, of course.
Here's a question I had.
You know the business, right?
One thing I wanted to ask
about Johnny Ola,
and I saw you,
I saw an interview with you
and you were talking about
how many takes it took
for Michael's bodyguard
to choke you.
Yeah,
with the hanger, yeah.
With the hanger,
with the clothes. If you look real close,
that hanger slipped too.
If you look real close
at the thing,
the hanger slipped away
because it was
a wooden hanger
and he had me run it through.
Now Francis,
in the script said
he dies like a snake
so he wanted my head
to go like a snake.
I said,
you're crazy,
I can't do that,
you know.
He was never happy with it but he did it 11 times and I had a sore neck for about a snake. I said, you're crazy. I can't do that, you know. He was never happy with it.
But he did it 11 times, and I had a sore neck for about a week.
Because the guy was short, too.
He was considerably shorter than you.
A little shorter, not too much.
A little shorter.
But he had big hands.
God bless him.
He was a sculptor.
He was a teacher of sculpting.
Yeah, a Hungarian sculptor.
Yeah, he used to strangle the—he was in the underground in Hungary and Italy.
He would strangle the enemy.
Really?
Oh, wait a sec.
Amerigo Toth.
Is that his name?
Toth.
T-O-T.
Amerigo Toth.
He was in the underground.
He told me the story.
Fascinating.
He would strangle Nazis?
Yeah.
This is better than everything I'm talking about acting.
He's such a scary looking guy.
Yeah, but he was really a swarm
an individual
so he would choke Nazis
with his bare hands
I have small hands
my grandfather
was a stonemason
he had big hands
but this guy's hands
were even bigger
than my grandfather's
so he knew
what he was doing
yeah he was in the underground
he told me
he told me about that
I didn't
ask him to do
we didn't talk that much
but when he did
we got together a few times
because Al got sick,
you know,
and then we went to visit him
in the hospital.
Al had a touch of emphysema
for about a week,
held up the movie.
That's why my baby was born.
My wife was pregnant at the time.
And a lot of things,
wonderful stories about that.
But Marigold was a,
was in the underground
in Italy and Hungary,
you know.
I assumed he was Italian all these years watching the film,
but then I did a little research. He was a Roman, I think.
A sculptor, yeah.
He died about 10 years ago, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
He was a lovely man.
Now, here's a weird thing I found out that I was,
I must say I was very disappointed.
You were not born in Italy.
No, I'm born here in the Bronx.
My father was born in the Bronx. My father was born in the Bronx.
My mother was born in Brooklyn.
My grandfather came from Napoli.
Yeah.
That's because I sing Italian like a real Napolitan.
You understand it, but you don't speak it.
I understand the lyrics when I'm singing it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Te vego, te sendo tesor.
You know, all that stuff.
I understand.
That's Napolitan.
Right.
And my grandfather was very close to him.
And Neapolitan was my first language as a baby because that's all I would hear.
They'd be screaming at each other in Napoli, you know.
You're in a car.
What's in, you know.
So like me, your parents are first generation Americans.
But they talked Italian.
They spoke Italian with their parents.
So I remember Italian.
And as a child in school, I knew the difference between calm breezes blowing
and sul mare lucica.
You know, I had a good year for music.
Gilbert wasn't listening, but I want to repeat the story
that I was telling Dominic out by the kitchen.
Oh, I never listen when you talk.
Of course you don't.
Dominic was in a play.
That's why you have a very close bond here.
He was in a play early in his career called Love, L-U-V.
Yes, or Shizgal.
Written by the great playwright. That was
a Jack Lemmon. Made into a movie with Jack
Lemmon and Peter Falk. But the play is hilarious.
I played the funny guy. I forget his name.
I'm trying to remember.
Murray Shishkow wrote the play
and Dominic and I were talking. Murray Shishkow
was a grocery boy as a kid
in my grandfather's grocery.
Oh, wow. In Brooklyn.
Wow.
He's still around, Murray.
We should get him on
and talk about Tootsie
and some of the stuff he wrote.
Your daddy or your grandfather?
No, my grandfather's gone,
but Murray's around.
Oh, he's still around.
Yeah, he and Dustin Hoffman
have a company together.
I love that role.
I mean, it was made for me.
At the time I did it,
I think I was like 37 years old.
I was out of high school 20 years,
but I really loved that role. And we did it in I think I was like 37 years old. I was out of high school 20 years, but I really loved that
role. And we did it in dinner theater. People were laughing so hard. It was a funny, funny role.
Oh, and tell us the story about how you first got into show business.
Yeah, my first professional job, right. Yes. My father was a bricklayer. He was a bricklayer foreman.
And we were leaving Arthur Avenue one morning, and we're heading toward New Jersey.
But it was a bus full of bricklayers, and I saw an ad in the paper that said,
Singers Wanted, 351 East 74th Street, Yarnhoos Church, for Gilbert and Sullivan.
And I had just come from Champlain College, where I had done an understudy as a chorus boy for one of the Gilbert and Sullivan. And I had just come from Champlain College where I had done an understudy as a chorus boy
for one of the Gilbert and Sullivan operettas.
So that struck me.
I said, gee, maybe I'll get off the bus.
And Mike, my cousin Mike, said, where are you going?
I said, I'm going to go talk to my father,
who was a foreman, sitting in front of the bus,
you know, like a foreman does.
And with his arms crossed.
And it took guts because I had to ask my father,
whom I knew didn't want me to be a bricklayer,
but I did it anyway
because I love my father
and I wanted to be a bricklayer for him
just to please him
and to prove that I could do it, whatever.
I had an attitude as a kid.
Who doesn't, right?
When you're Italian,
we have big attitudes.
So I said to my father,
I said,
Pop, can I get off the bus?
He looked at me like I had asked him, you know, like the bus is going to blow up or something.
He said, What?
What for?
I said, For an audition.
What's that?
I said, For singing.
And there was a pause of about five seconds.
For singing?
Okay.
See, if I had said for acting, I wouldn't be here now.
But I said for singing.
And he knew that I loved to sing.
He would always force me to sing as a child.
They would practice before him.
Come on, sing, Dickie, Dickie.
That was my name.
Come on, Dickie, sing, sing, sing.
So I was singing all my life.
And he liked to croon himself.
Because there was days of the big bands liked to croon himself, his brother,
because those were the days of the big bands and all croonings, you know.
And he's singing.
All right, go ahead.
He figured maybe I'll come back the next day.
I never went back to Brickland because I walked into Yarn Who's Church and Dorothy Redlet walks over to me.
She was a very tall, imperious-looking woman who spoke very beautiful.
She says to me, young man, have you ever done Gilbert and Sullivan before? And I said, yeah, yeah. I understudied the Duke of Positoro
up in Champlain College. She says, you mean the Duke of Positoro? And I said, yeah, that's
what I just said. So she starts laughing. She said, do you know any Gilbert and Sullivan
songs? I said, well, she says, would you like to sing some? I said, yeah. So she sent me down to see Ru Knapp, who's way down by the
stage. And Ru says, where are they going to sing? I said, you know that old Devil Moon?
So you remember what you auditioned with?
Oh, sure. So I said, I looked at you, and I did the whole thing. Suddenly, there's something
in your eyes. I said, I don't know who I was imitating.
I was trying to be a singer.
And she comes walking down the aisle.
I'll never forget.
She looks at me and she says, you're a diamond in the rough.
That's what she said.
That's great.
You're a diamond in the rough.
And she said, come back tomorrow.
And I came back and I got in the chorus.
I was 20 years old and I loved it.
And I loved it.
So when your father let you off the bus, was it kind of like, eh, he's being an idiot.
Let him do it and get it out of his system.
Yeah.
No, he knew that I loved to sing.
Yeah.
And he knew that if he said, yeah.
First of all, he didn't want me to be a bricklayer.
Yeah.
Because I could lay brick in a line, but I wasn't meant to be a bricklayer.
He knew I didn't have that kind of mind.
I'm not a mechanic.
He was an expert mechanic.
He had guides on bricklaying.
All the beautiful bricks you see in New York, that was his trade.
He was built that way.
And he knew I wasn't.
He was built that way.
He was a mechanic.
And he knew that.
So I think it was like, let him go.
But he didn't think I was going to get a job.
But I got $110 a week on that show.
And did you run?
Didn't you come home?
And I was a lot of money in 1952.
I'll bet.
Didn't you run home and show him the money and show him the check?
No, I went home.
And my mother had to come down and sign because I wasn't 21 yet.
Oh, I see.
So she got me.
And the next thing you know, I was on the road with these guys.
Wow.
And then the story goes on from there.
But if you'd said acting and not singing.
Well, I wasn't an actor then.
I was really a singer who liked to act.
I was really a singer.
I wanted to go into show business.
I wanted to go into radio, actually.
I always wanted to be into radio.
I always liked the idea of being in a studio.
And Pop loved me.
And when I think about the story about he spent like 80 bucks one time to get me when I was 16 to bring me downstairs.
And the whole thing didn't work out.
And I felt bad, you know.
But he was, you know, because my mother was, you know, I could do anything.
My mother thought I was a prince, you know.
And that's what got me in trouble.
When you're the first child, I was the first child, Frank.
First child Gilbert.
The first grandson, both sides of the family.
I could do no wrong.
I also heard you say Italian.
Most Italian boys are looking for their mothers.
Oh, yeah. Which I find was an interesting comment.
Because we got so many mothers, aunts, cousins.
I had some new kisses when I was a young. an interesting comment because we got some mothers aunts cousins oh kiss me
I had some new kisses
when I was a kid
I thought I was
I thought I was
Prince Charming
I had an Aunt Rose
like you too
huh
I had an Aunt Rose
like you
I mean
you could
I mean
if I shot the Pope
my mother said
he deserved it
great line
God forbid
Gil did you ever
go to your parents
and tell them what you wanted to do?
Jewish mothers are the same.
They're the same.
Yeah.
They love you.
He's got a point.
I think they, I'm sure they probably thought it was absolute insanity.
Like, I'm sure in their minds, you know, it's funny.
We wanted to be performers when
i think about it now well he got on stage at 15 yeah when i think about it now and your mind
becomes more realistic as you get older sure and i think that's insane thinking you're gonna make
it in show business that's right yeah so i i'm sure my parents probably thought me saying
i'm going to be in show business it was like saying i'm going to buy a lottery ticket and
i'll win a billion exactly that's a good that's a very good analogy oh and we touched upon sydney
lamette tell us some of your he i mean a great director. We talk about him on this show all the time. Do we? Sidney had a quiet sense of humor.
And he was a man of real – actors loved him.
And he loved us too.
He loved all the actors.
And he always used the stage.
Every time we did a movie, he would put chalk on us.
And we'd go down to the Lithuanian Hall down the Lower East Side.
And we would act it out like a stage drama.
So when he got in front of that camera, he knew exactly what you had to do.
But he was also very warm, and I have a wonderful story about him
because Al introduced me to him, and he took one look at me,
and he said, okay, I'm going to use you, Dominic.
So I don't know what it was for, but it was for Dog Day Afternoon.
So that was my second movie.
I remember I overslept.
I think Alex, my son, was playing with the clock.
The kid loves mechanics.
I'm going now.
Long story short, I'm half dressed, going in a cab, going down to Brooklyn.
I said, I'm going to get fired.
The only person on the set was Sidney.
He's waiting for me by the station wagon.
He says, you must have felt like shit when you woke up late this morning.
So right away he put me at ease.
That's great.
Just him and I.
He said, it's all right.
They're still working on the lights.
And, of course, he gave me that one line.
I put my whole one line into that.
And then he said, say it right here.
And the line is, why rob a bank when you got a sucker for a mother?
I would have jumped off of you.
I would have done stunts for him.
He's that kind of a guy.
He didn't say, where would I have to go?
He just made me laugh.
And you turn up in a couple of Lumet pictures in Q&A.
Oh, and then Q&A called me.
He wanted me for Prince of the Cities or something, too.
He was thinking about it.
Gilbert loves that one.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, terrific film.
Yeah.
And then you played the judge in Night Falls on Manhattan.
Right.
Which I also love.
He always liked me, and he always believed in me.
And, you know, Sidney always looked at the actor in the eye,
and the actor would have to talk to Sidney.
That's the way he auditioned you.
He looked right in the eye, like I'm looking at you now, and he would say the lines, talk to me, talk to me. Okay. We could tell. You look at his films too, and we talked about this
on the show, New York is always a character. The rare cases where he was making something
like Murder on the Orient Express. Yeah. he was always like called the New York director.
I would say so, probably, yeah, because he knew all the actors in New York, you know.
But also he knew the city.
He knew how to film the city.
Oh, yeah.
So he was so – very talented man, you know.
I don't understand all the technical aspects, but he was – when I saw him later on, he would be looking at this computer and cutting things and making things.
So he knew lenses.
I understand that.
I read a little bit about it in his book.
He understood lenses and all that stuff.
But he understood – like Kazan understood actors.
He understood – he would cast you with your face, with the outside.
But he understood while you were auditioning if you were really into the character.
He would listen to the voice.
It's the voice thing again, you know.
And what advice did he give you on acting?
Any hints?
Oh, never.
He just made you do it over and over again.
He said, let's do it.
Let's do it.
No, once he cast you,
he never gave advice.
That's a sign,
I don't want to be facetious here,
but that's a sign of a great director
when they don't have to give you advice.
I mean,
they did their job
and they have the patience enough to watch.
You know,
he knows you're going to give something.
You know,
he would only shoot a scene once
or maybe twice
because you were so well directed.
We went through the process, the physical process of the acting.
All the blocking was already done on the stage, on the floor.
So when you went in front of that camera, you knew what the scene was about.
And that's preparation, as you would call it.
Such a body of work.
You look at his films today.
Yes. Every From 12 Angry Men, which I think was his first feature. That's one of the greatest movies call it. Such a body of work. You look at his films today. Yes.
Every From 12 Angry Men, which I think was his first feature.
That's one of the greatest movies ever.
Look what he did with that.
Everything.
Look at the way he cast it, the way he caught the expressions on the camera.
And the great performances where I was watching The Verdict recently.
So Sidney's a great actor too, Frank.
He would have been a great actor.
I'm sure.
Wasn't he an actor at the very beginning?
He was an actor.
He was a boy actor.
Oh, he was in – wasn't it the East Side Kids, one of those movies where he's a little boy.
I think that's right.
Who dies in a fire.
That sounds familiar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think in one of those films, there's a dramatic scene where you see a little boy's
face superimposed over a burning building, and it's Sidney Lumet.
No kidding.
And he worked in early television too.
I think he was one of those, like Frankenheimer and those guys.
He was working in live TV.
Let me see if I got the chronology of this, Dominic.
So you go and you're doing the Gilbert and Sullivan thing.
You did a tour of Gilbert and Sullivan.
Yeah, my first show business, yeah.
But do I have this right?
You went back into bricklaying for a while before you –
Yeah, because college was – a lot of us New York boys from the Bronx and Manhattan, we were sent to State College up in Champlain.
We didn't have to pay any kind of tuition or anything.
It was instituted by Governor Dewey of New York.
But then he took it away from us.
And
in plain interest, I got
pissed off because I loved being up there.
I mean, going to college like that,
you know, a kid from the Bronx going up and seeing the sky
for the first time in their life and the stars.
And then I was a big man on campus
because I could sing.
I had me on with these other eight guys doing acapella songs. I'm casting all these
things. And then he'd take the college away.
I wanted to go on Barry Gray's show,
but I didn't know how to do it. Wow!
I wanted to go on Barry Gray.
And I actually got online one time
and there was like 40,000 people. I said, I can't do it.
But I was so mad. I'm not an
activist type.
But I wanted to go and say, why is he taking the college away from us?
That was such a beautiful college.
And he did.
Because the Korean War was starting.
They needed the place to build barracks for the soldiers.
In fact, they had to build more barracks.
And guess who the foreman was when they built the more barracks?
My father.
Oh, wow.
Like five years later oh wow and then so you talk about you know life how life goes on like that but uh
luckily uh you know like i said before you just keep going on and uh i was meant to do i was meant
to be an actor so you went back to the bricklaying for a while and then you started and then you
started auditioning again.
Yeah.
Do I have that right?
Oh, yeah. Then I started doing – well, then I started trying to please my folks.
Then I met a girl.
I married her and it didn't last.
I kept doing that constantly.
Women were my drug.
Not the sex.
The women.
Interesting.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
This leads me to my other question.
When you were a singer in college, did you have a lot of girls throwing themselves at you?
No, no.
I was not that kind of a kid.
First of all, there were no boys.
There were no girls.
Oh.
I went to college upstate.
There were all boys.
Oh, okay.
But I always liked women.
But I was off women at the time because a girl from the Bronx broke my heart when I was 18.
And I stayed away for about two years at least.
Two years?
I didn't have a date.
I remember all the guys saying, come on, I'll take you out on a date.
And I took a girl, an Indian girl, to the Bronx on New Year's Eve.
And all the guys hated me because she was dark-skinned.
They were looking at me like they were going to kill me.
But Thelma was a gorgeous-looking half Cherokee Indian woman, dark skin though.
Alva, her sister was my friend up in Cali, so we made a double date. I think it was the
first time I dated in a year and a half or something like that.
Trevor Burrus So you got over it.
Richard Wagner Then I was a girl, yeah. But women were always someplace I could go,
you know, the Italian thing, you know.
They're going to love you.
They're going to make life a little easier.
Right, right.
And distraction.
I always said I'm an Italian.
I'm an American of Italian distraction.
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Well, what happened?
So then you wound up doing Oliver on Broadway.
Yeah, that's a lot later.
That's not too much later.
Let's see.
I went to the Italian, then I married my Jewish wife.
Yeah, that's right.
So then you find yourself,
the bricklaying is behind you
and now you're on Broadway.
You know why I got on that show?
The reason I got on it,
it's the Oliver show it was.
I went to the first audition and
it was down for me into one other actor you know what that's like yeah i went to i just wanted to
get into the chorus just get into the show but this was for the undertaker and and the other
actor got it and i remember a lot sitting on 44th Street and actually crying. Really felt depressed. Sitting on the curb.
You can't do that now.
You get trampled.
But 44th Street in those days, you know, it was like it was a quiet little street.
And I was sitting there feeling so, so terrible.
And I went home and I remember I said, but the year later, the wonderful stage manager, God bless him, he called me back, and he said,
Dominic, I'll put you in, at least you can be in the chorus,
you can understudy the undertaking.
I said, great, that's great.
I just want you to imagine being on Broadway.
But the real reason I got in the show, too,
is that I had a substitute teacher's license,
and there's 11 kids in the show. So they really hired me, I think,
because I like to take the kids and read them dramatic stories.
That's funny. So they really hired me, I think, because I like to take the kids and read them dramatic stories, you know.
That's funny.
Now, you got a big break early on from the great George C. Scott.
Yeah, George is the one because we worked in a bank together.
George and I had worked in a bank in the late 50s, 1957, 58.
And George was—we worked a night shift, midnight to eight in the morning at the Hanover Trust Bank Company.
So George, you know,
we'd play poker at nights
and stuff like that.
And he was a sweetheart guy,
a nice guy,
great guy, tough guy.
He made sure that we could smoke.
He threatened,
one time he threatened the supervisor.
He said,
you don't let these actors smoke.
And the guy said,
you can't smoke. Yeah, you can't smoke.
You can't smoke.
The checks are going to get dirty or something.
I don't know what the hell he said.
And George said, well, I'm not going to knock your teeth out.
Wow.
The next day, you were all smoking.
And George was that kind of a guy.
But he remembered me when I married Merle.
When I married Merle, she said, you got to use your influence, she says to me.
She says, why don't you go and ask him for a job?
I didn't want to do that.
Italians don't do that in the Bronx.
We don't.
We don't do that.
You got to come to us, right?
Frankie understands.
We don't do that.
I wish that were true of me, Dominic.
Well, that's my nature.
I got it. But Merle says, go and ask him. So he was doing what Colleen do that. I wish that were true of me, Dominic. Well, that's my nature. I got it. Yeah. But
Meryl says, go and ask him. So, he was
doing what Colleen Dewhurst. I'll never forget
it. When I went backstage and she opened the door,
this woman, what a face. God bless her.
She said, what do you want? I said,
can I talk to George
for a minute? As soon as I walked in,
Dominic, he said, sit down. What do you want? What can I
do for you? He got me on the show.
Eastside, Westside. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't have any lines, but I played an important part. I came in with the groceries, sit down. What do you want? What can I do for you? He got me on the show. East side, west side. Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't have any lines, but I played an important part.
I came in with the groceries, you know.
Now, when you played Fagin, do you remember the accent you did or anything like that?
Fagin, I copied Robin Ramsey.
Yeah.
I copied him because he had an Australian accent, which I thought was probably great for the part.
He was a great Fagin.
In fact, Robin just called me two days ago. I haven't seen him in 50 years. And I found out where he lives
in Australia. Some people went to Australia and he just sent me an email. We're going to get
together. Isn't that great? That's great. Yeah. Can you do some of Fagin? I know you probably
don't remember the title. A man's got a heart, hasn't he? Joking apart, hasn't he joking apart hasn't he
and though I'd be the first one to say
that I wasn't a saint
I'm finding it hard to be really as black
as they paint
I'm reviewing the situation
can a fellow be a villain
all his life
all the trials and tribulation
I better settle down
get myself a wife etc et cetera, et cetera.
That's great.
Wow.
It's a great song.
You're viewing the situation.
Did Ron Moody play that in the movie?
Ron Moody did the movie.
He just passed away.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
It's a wonderful role.
But Robert was a 27-year-old Fagan.
He was wonderful.
Now he's about 78, 77.
So we're going to get together.
Imagine that after all these years.
Wouldn't it be nice?
It is great.
Yeah.
So George C. Scott helps get you on television.
He got me on a television thing, and he got me my first sercard, I guess.
And your first movie, if I have this right, was Fuzz?
Yeah, Fuzz.
And Jack Weston. Jack Weston. And your first movie, if I have this right, was Fuzz? Yeah, Fuzz. The one line, yeah.
And Jack Weston.
Jack Weston.
I had the line, can you spare a dime?
Something like, brother, can you spare a dime?
But it was in the dark in Boston.
You couldn't even see me.
I didn't even, I forgot I was on it.
One day I turned the television on and I hear a voice.
See, that sounds familiar, that voice.
And it was me asking him for a quarter or something.
Then I realized how important the voice is in movies.
I didn't realize that at the time.
And you were telling us that you had worked on Injustice for All with Al Pacino.
Yes.
And playing an uncharacteristically evil person was John Forsythe, known for Bachelor Father.
Yes, John, yes.
And he was like an evil character there.
Yes, he was wonderful as a judge.
Corrupt judge, yeah.
You hated him, yeah.
You knew he was a hypocrite.
I just watched it last night.
Did you?
Yeah.
You get that great line,
I'm not leaving the scene of an accident, I'm in it.
What is the line?
I'm not leaving the scene of an accident,
you're on the phone with Pacino.
Oh, that's right. I'm Pacino. Oh, that's right.
I'm in it.
Yeah, that's right.
When you crash your car.
Oh, yeah, the movie opens with that.
Jewison was such a great director.
Yeah, yeah.
Norman's a great director.
Oh, and John Forsythe, for people not familiar with his on-camera work,
would know him as Charlie, the voice of Charlie in Charlie's Angels.
Right.
Well, Dynasty.
Both the series and the movie. And the movie. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Dynasty. Both the series and the movie.
And the movie.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
And Dynasty.
But what was John Forsythe like?
He was a gentleman, a really kind of a guy that sort of like becomes your friend immediately.
He's that kind of a guy.
And after the movie, he actually took me to the public theater in a limo. And he said, where are you going after the show, after the movie, he actually took me to the public theater in the limo.
And he said, where are you going after the show, after the movie?
So I said, well, I think I got an audition at the PAP theater,
and I think they're going to use me in Peter Parnell's play.
And he said, no problem.
He said, come with me.
And he took me all the way from Boston, wherever we did.
No, we came from Savannah on a plane, and from the airport he drove me right to the –
he was that kind of a guy.
And he said, good luck, Dominic.
And he's that kind of a guy.
And I think he was also –
A generous person.
I think he was also a baseball announcer.
John Forsythe?
Yeah.
That's a great story.
I didn't know that.
Jack Warden's also good in that film.
Oh, Jack Warden's great.
Speaking of a Lumet actor.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Tell us about Jack Warden. We both love Jack. Oh, Jack Warden's great. Speaking of a Lumet actor. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Tell us about Jack Warden.
We both love Jack.
Jack, I love Jack.
He was,
you know,
I was just like an extra
on the show,
so I didn't really get a chance
to really talk to him,
you know.
Not that he wouldn't have
talked to me.
I just felt,
I knew my place.
I knew I wasn't going
to talk to him.
But he was,
he was very nice,
easy to work with.
Gilbert worked with him, too.
And I got a card from this guy, Burt Reynolds.
I didn't even know, who the hell is Burt Reynolds?
Fuzz.
Yeah.
I said, who's Burt Reynolds?
Is he a relative?
Reynolds doesn't sign a title.
But it was Burt Reynolds.
And then I realized he's an actor, you know, because I hadn't done that many films.
Why did he send you a card?
To thank you?
It was a welcome to the show.
It was a card.
It was some kind of a card like glad to know you or something like that.
You must have had.
But they were like sent out by an agent or something.
Right.
It wasn't a letter.
And Raquel Welch was in it.
But I didn't hang around with them because I just had that one line. I was in there looking at the suit that, what's his name, the actor that was in it, the main actor who was in The King and I.
He was in Fuzz.
Yul Brynner?
Yeah.
Yul Brynner's in Fuzz?
Yes.
Oh, wow, that's good.
He played the guy that all the kids, he played the bum.
That's good stuff.
Yeah, Yul Brynner.
So I was in there and I saw this, I Yeah, Yul Brynner. So I was in there, and I saw this.
I said, Yul Brynner wears this?
Wow.
I saw a 14-and-a-half neck.
He was a small guy.
He wasn't a big guy.
I always figured he was a giant.
He always, oh, I heard Yul Brynner, I guess it was Magnificent Seven he was in with Steve McQueen.
Yeah.
And that Yul Brynner would stand on a mound of dirt.
Yeah, because he wasn't that tall.
And that Steve McQueen angrily would kick the dirt out from him.
And so it keeps getting shorter in the scene.
I'm sure he's a great actor.
That's good stuff.
I read his book on acting.
He had a book about how he appreciated it.
He believed in a psychological gesture or something like that.
Well, he was a great actor.
Can we ask you about some of the other early roles?
Well, how did Raquel Welch look?
I'm sorry?
How did Raquel Welch look up close?
Raquel Welch, she was gorgeous.
She was a very sexy woman.
She was a very good-looking woman.
We'd like to get her for the show. For this show? For this show. She's on very sexy woman. She was a very good-looking woman. We'd like to get her for the show.
For this show?
For this show.
Yeah.
She's on our want list.
She was having a lot of great stories, I'm sure.
What do you remember about being in All the President's Men?
You played one of the Watergate burgers.
I had a lot of fun, but I was going through a really rough period that time.
I was on my third wife by that time. And it was rough.
It was really rough.
I went through a lot of anxiety.
And I developed some kind of condition where I was getting anxious.
And they took me to the hospital.
They took me to a doctor and a director.
Bakula was lying on the bed, he said, can't you come and do the last thing I need?
I felt like saying, go F yourself, but I didn't.
What about Fort Apache, the Bronx?
Any memories?
I had a small part.
I played a grandfather who made wine in a cellar.
Right, I remember.
I didn't meet Paul Newman at the time.
I wish I had.
I met him later on doing a show, and my teeth fell out.
He came backstage, and he said, Dominic, that was a nice comic bit you had there.
My lower plate flew off, and it was teetering on the edge of a table.
And who comes in, Paul Newman at the end, he says, Dominic, that was a very good bit.
But that was my time with Paul Newman.
You know, it was funny when you said in, in all the president's men that you were going
through a tough period.
Yeah, very tough.
When, when, when you're in a movie and you watch it, what the scenes mean
to you is, oh God, I remember I was really depressed that day. I was thin. I was going
through a very heavy thing with marriage, very heavy. And thanks God, the beautiful guy like
F. Mary Abraham took care of me. He brought my clothes to the hospital, and he knew I was going through some stuff.
That's a nice story.
Did you have dealings with Dustin Hoffman or Robert Redford?
Redford, I sat there just staring at him.
I was sitting next to him, and he didn't look at me like he was getting in character.
And I was wondering, why isn't he looking at me?
He didn't look at me like he was getting in character.
And I was wondering, why isn't he looking at me?
I was sitting there, and somebody sort of wanted to glance at him.
But I realized these guys are film actors.
They're getting in the zone.
I was a stage actor, and I'm a friendly person.
You were also in an O.J. Simpson movie called Firepower. That was a great story.
This is a great story.
I've got to tell you this story right from the beginning.
If I were to stand up, I would tell this.
But the point is I don't like to diss anybody,
so I'm just going to say the director.
Okay.
He's the villain in the piece, all right?
This guy would yell at everybody.
He's a famous director.
He was in a gambling casino with O.J. Simpson, Sophia Loren,
and I was playing. I had no lines. I just had a gambling casino with O.J. Simpson, Sophia Loren, and I was playing,
I had no lines. I just had a big 57 Magnum gun, a white jacket, and I was the bodyguard to the-
Billy Barty. Billy Barty. Yeah. And that's it. That's it. And we go to Curaçao. And of course,
I couldn't eat any of the food. I don't even like eggplant parmesan.
In Curaçao, they had spice.
I'm telling you, you eat some of that, you burn up from the feet up right to your hair stands on end.
That's how spiced the food is down there.
So I didn't eat anything either.
So I'm on the set now, and I'm watching the director scream at everybody.
He's screaming at all the people, all the extras and everything.
That's how he got his thing done, you know.
So now I'm in a room now with me, the midget, and Sophia.
And the director.
Right?
And there's a photographer just like Darren is right here with a picture.
Yep, just like Darren is right here.
Darren is in front of a – he's sitting in front of a – he's crouched down below a desk that the director can't see him because the desk is over here and he's underneath.
So I see him there and he says, action.
And I didn't know much about the full movie business.
So I didn't move because I figured if I moved, he's going to be in a thing.
I didn't know the difference.
And he says to me, go ahead, action.
And then he starts yelling at me and screaming at me.
And if I were in the Bronx, I would have probably told him where to go.
But I was in Curacao.
And Sophia Loren's in the room.
So between Sophia Loren and the midget.
Who the hell is he going to yell at?
He's going to yell at Dominic, right?
And because Sophia was there, and I idolized the woman, you know, and she's also Neapolitan, by the way.
Oh, interesting.
You know, I tried to get to talk to her.
I had to go to the maid, and I talked to the maid, but I never got to talk to her.
But she kept looking at me when we came home.
She kept like as if to say, you know, I understand what you're – but she understood that he was looking at me. And she understood that my Italian was rising up, but I didn't say, you know, I understand what you, but she understood that he was looking at me and she understood that my Italian was rising up and I didn't say anything.
And she was so sweet to me.
She was so nice.
I think he's gone, this director.
You can talk openly about him.
Yeah, I don't want to mention his name.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, some people, you got to do what you got to do.
But I don't like when people yell at other people.
I don't like that.
Do you know Gilbert lost a part to Billy Barty?
Yes.
No kidding.
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
I went up and auditioned for this.
Billy was like half your size.
You bet.
Maybe a third.
Who's he?
I don't know the actual name,
the clinical name for a person that's small.
I think they just call them little persons now.
Little persons, yeah.
He was a nice guy, by the way.
Lots of people we've had to work with him.
Yeah, I auditioned
for that horrible
Mel Brooks film,
Life Stinks.
I didn't see it. Yeah, I don't think anyone did.
And I auditioned for it
and everyone was saying, oh, you're great, you're great.
Right.
And then I found out Billy Barty got the part.
Yeah, pictures weight a thousand words.
But they were both, yeah, that's a good story.
You didn't meet O.J., huh?
Not really, no.
I didn't meet O.J.
Yeah.
Thank God you didn't get him angry. That movie has some cast. Yeah, no, I didn't meet O.J., huh? Not really. No, I didn't meet O.J. Yeah. Thank God you didn't get him angry.
That movie has some cast.
Yeah.
No, I didn't meet him.
I met Coburn.
I didn't meet O.J., I don't think.
But then, was that the movie we didn't get paid for?
I'm trying to think.
We did a movie.
Oh, no, that wasn't the movie.
No.
Fingers, fingers.
Oh, you worked for the great James Toback.
Oh, that was Jimmy's? Yeah. Fingers. The one with Keitel? Probably one of the reasons. No. Fingers, fingers. Oh, you worked for the great James Toback. Oh, that was Jimmy's?
Yeah.
Fingers.
The one with Keitel?
Probably one of the reasons.
Who knows why?
Yeah, you did two pictures
for him.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Then when I was
at Elaine's one night,
Elaine, she called him over
and she got me,
he talked me into
doing another movie.
He's a very talented guy.
He's a legendary eccentric
James Toback.
Very talented guy,
but I didn't make
much money with him.
Okay.
And you worked with Harvey Keitel on that. Keitel was a piano player.ack. I didn't make much money with him. Okay. And you worked
with Harvey Keitel
on that.
Keitel was a piano player.
Yeah, I like that.
And Harvey was great.
We had a nice scene together.
And Tony Sirico
was in there.
I think Tony
had a fight
with another gangster
or something.
And it's a nice,
when I look back on that,
it gives a warm feeling.
Now that you mentioned
Tony Sirico
and we have a perfect segue, we have to ask you about Sopranos.
We have to ask you about the Sopranos.
Oh, Tony was Tony.
I mean, he was always.
One time he told me, he said, you know, I'm funnier than you.
And I held my tongue because I felt like saying looks on everything.
But I didn't say it.
There's nobody like Tony.
Tony's the best.
So tell us about how David Chase and the Sopranos came into your life.
Well, when I went to the audition, I remember reading the audition material.
And I'm saying, this guy's either nuts or he's one of the comic geniuses of all time.
Or he's writing Greek tragedy.
Because I'm talking to my sister-in-law,
and I'm saying, we're going to bump off your son.
I said, what guy would tell a mother
that he's going to kill his son?
What guy?
This guy's crazy.
So I just played it for the real reality,
and he started laughing.
I remember he gave a real laugh.
You know, one of these laughs.
That's a real laugh.
It isn't one of those producer TV show, Hollywood laugh.
Oh, you're so funny.
Get rid of that guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
This was a real laugh.
Get rid of that guy.
Right?
It was a real laugh.
Well, it's that kind of laugh, the phony laugh that you hear during a read-through on a TV show.
Exactly.
It hits the joke where it's like,
honey, I'm home, and it's...
That is very good.
I worked on a terrible sitcom,
and the showrunner asked me to go down
and fake laugh for the course.
That's a tough job.
Yeah, tough job.
This is something I think Gilbert will find interesting
about you and the character of Uncle Junior.
I saw you say that you would go at home, you would read the dialogue almost as if you were a stand-up comic performing in a club.
Well, no, when I was shaving, yeah, I'd look in the mirror and I would say, that's only to get the lines in there, just to get the rhythm.
Because some of those lines were tough.
They were long jokes, you know.
You have to get the right rhythm and I wanted to get the right inflection.
So I would say it like, and I would say it, and then, of course, I would keep a deadpan.
You had to, to get the rhythm.
Some of those lines, like, if you really want to da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, that's a long one.
So you would say it in a cadence of kind of a Henny Youngman.
I would say it.
Or I would never use, I would never use. I would just – yeah, you may be right.
Yeah, I could have been using a Henny Youngman thing or something.
Or Jack Leonard was one of my favorites because I sincerely hope when you find yourself, you'll be severely disappointed.
That kind of thing.
Oh, yes.
That's the kind of stuff.
Yeah.
That's the kind of stuff he did.
We talk about him all the time.
Uncle Junior is a comic.
Very funny character.
He doesn't realize he's funny. Right. But he's very funny. Very funny character. He doesn't realize he's funny, but he's very funny.
Very funny character.
When he says, he says, I'm going to go shit in your hat.
You know, they all cracked up.
Right.
And Jimmy used to crack up all the time, too.
I watched a clip today, too, when the FBI guy brings you in and he says, I want Malanga,
and you say, I want to fuck Andrew Dickinson.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I want to fuck Andrew Dickinson.
Who gets lucky first?
Right.
Now, Owen, tell us about Dickinson. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I want to fuck Andrew Dickinson. Who gets lucky first? Now, Owen, tell us about-
That's the Bronx.
I know, I know.
Tell us about James Gandolfini.
Well, Jimmy, besides being a great actor, was the kind of a guy you have to love him
because he was a generous, generous, unselfish human being who really, really appreciated whatever you did.
He loved everybody.
He was like a father to all of us, this young guy.
He was 35 years old.
And he wanted everybody to be appreciated.
And he kept saying, let's be thankful we have this.
And he was right. In's be thankful we have this.
And he was right.
He was very,
in a funny kind of way,
he was very spiritual, Jimmy.
And very real.
And I loved him very much.
You had worked with him on the Lumet picture,
but did you guys really?
I worked with Jimmy,
but I saw him in it.
He was there at the reading
and I saw him.
And I said,
this guy's a very talented man.
And I hardly talked to him
but he was great
in that role
you believed him
what an actor
and his face
when we did
Sip Crown
I did most of my work
with Jimmy
and you know
Steve Schripper
and Nancy Marsan
and Jimmy
always had
everything right on
right there
in his face
you knew exactly
what you were saying
I really felt close to him.
That last scene with you and with Uncle Junior and Tony is a heartbreaking scene to watch.
Yeah.
When I finally saw it, I started crying.
And even more heartbreaking now.
Oh, yeah.
In light of his loss.
He's gone.
I can't talk about him.
I cry.
Tell me just, this is funny, tell Gilbert and I about the
importance of the glasses to that character.
Because you said it was an essential
problem. Because the
I realized after a while it became a mask.
It became my, I couldn't
act Uncle Junior without
him. So I
thought it was a brilliant touch.
You look at the first scene when I'm
with Nancy in the car.
I don't have any glasses.
And it didn't look like Uncle Junior.
You know.
But once you have those glasses, it made the eyes big.
And it made everybody else look distorted to me.
And it really gave me a mask.
That's why I could really show the inside.
It was a wonderful touch.
And the actress, I forget her last name.
Nancy Marchand?
Yeah, Nancy Marchand.
Tell us about her.
Nancy, you know, we'd sit down at the readings every Thursday or something.
We'd sit next to each other, and we were like brother and sister.
We were so immediately, because we're both stage actors, you know, we complete trust.
We never had to discuss anything.
And Nancy had a look.
You know, all she had to do was look.
I remember I was sitting in the car.
You know when the shoot's over and you're going home?
There's always some guy, you know, who wants to talk to all the people who are regulars on the show.
And this guy comes over and he says, hey, remember the neighborhood Dominic, the pizzeria?
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he walked out of the car
and I said to Nancy,
I know him from the Bronx.
She gave me a look like,
will you take him?
We both could go jump in the lake.
He's interrupting my thought.
You're in a car
and they don't know enough
that you're trying to do something
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know what I'm talking about. And Nancy gave me do something. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know what I'm talking about.
And Nancy gave me a look.
I said, wow, that's really – she can really look.
And she looked at Jimmy.
She's an absolutely great actress.
Yeah, I remember her from Lou Grant.
Yeah, great actress.
She did some great work.
And wasn't she in – maybe it was the original one with Rod Steiger of Marty.
I think she played the homely girl.
You mean the one, not Rod Steiger.
Before Borgnine, Steiger did it.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Steiger did it for live television.
Oh, I didn't know that.
It could have been Nancy, yeah.
We'll look that up.
Our crack research team is looking it up as we speak.
And we have to ask Uncle Junior, you know, how you felt about the controversial ending to the series.
Well, I always just, of course, David admitted to us that he knew the ending before he started writing.
He knew he was going to end it that way.
He knew he was going to end it that way.
So me, as an actor, I always felt the playwright or the writer can do anything he wants.
I never really judged him on that, even though I was surprised at myself at the ending.
You were surprised by the blackout.
You didn't see that coming.
Yeah, because I knew the ending, of course. But we didn't know the blackout was going to be that long or something.
Everybody thought, I thought too that the television went wrong.
Did your Aunt Rose ever get over the fact that you were cursing?
Aunt Rose, it was...
You're never cursed as a child.
You're never cursed.
You're never cursed.
That's funny.
My sister got mad at me because when I fell in the bathtub,
I used the C word.
She called me up the next day.
She really got pissed off.
And you don't want to listen to this show, Dominic.
No.
Now, I actually, it was Danny Aiello we had on the show.
Yeah.
And he said the problem he always had with watching Italians in movies is the amount of cursing.
And he said, like, he would never, his family wouldn't curse in front of him.
That was the only time I went to David.
I said, David, I went to the writers, Mitchell and Burgess and Miss Green.
And I said, you know, he wouldn't curse in front of Olivia.
And they said, well, he's very, very angry.
So they had to win.
They won.
But so I had to, you know, in my mind,
because they don't curse.
In front of a woman,
you would never curse at that age.
And in those days, you never cursed.
That's just not done.
That's just, it's, you know,
only it's poor, it's skivoo's who would do that.
Skivoo's. Right, remember that word? That's a good it's, you know, it's poor. It's skivooze who would do that. Skivooze.
Right?
Remember that word?
That's a good Joy Behar word.
She likes to use that word.
Skivooze.
Skivooze.
That's a real, like, dirty.
Carbone.
Sure.
You're a, you know, you're not a human being.
You have no respect.
As long as we're talking about Italians and influencers, you're a big fan of Jimmy Durante.
I love Jimmy Durante.
When we went on the red carpet one Christmas, no, it was election time, I think 2002 or something.
Who do you want to vote for president?
I said, Jimmy Durante.
They didn't like that answer.
But I said, Jimmy Durante.
I wasn't going to tell them.
None of your business who I'm going to vote for.
So instead I said, Jimmy Durante, he's my man.
I would have voted for Jimmy.
He had a big heart. He was great.
Can you sing like Jimmy Durante?
A little bit. I can imitate him just a little bit.
You gotta start off each
day with a song.
Even when things go wrong.
You gotta start
off at what I just said.
That's great.
He's great.
Tell Dominic your Jimmy Durante story.
A friend of mine said, like, in Jimmy's later years, Jimmy Durante, he became a recluse.
And he gave up.
He wouldn't talk to people.
He wouldn't leave his house.
and he gave up.
He wouldn't talk to people.
He wouldn't leave his house.
And so my friend found out where he lived and went to his house and knocked on the door
and he hears from behind the door,
who is it?
And my friend goes,
I'd like to speak to Jimmy Durante.
And Jimmy and the voice behind the door goes,
he ain't here.
I love that story.
That's a great story.
Isn't that the best?
Oh, that's a great story.
Since we're going through
all the hits of Dominic Chianese here,
let's talk about your first love music.
Well, it is my first love,
you know.
You see, Pop didn't want me
to play the violin.
He did not want you
to play the violin.
Why not?
Well, I never knew why.
I think it's because
if I had the violin,
the kids would have
beat the shit out of me.
He laughs, but it's true. He's funny.
My father.
That is funny.
You grew up in the Bronx.
You're playing Ringolivio.
You're jumping on Johnny Ride the Pony with guys twice your size.
My Uncle Joe lined up all the kids one time.
It was my Uncle Joe, my father's kid brother.
He lined them all up.
I couldn't have been more than eight and a half,
nine maybe. He says, can you beat him up?
And I say, I don't
know Uncle Joe. He says, can you beat him up?
And then he comes to Victor Dragati, who was
built like Frank. He says,
Not me, Frank. I read it here.
You hear me,
Frankie? He was a big kid.
He was a big kid. And I said, I don't
know. He says, well, in the morning, you're going to have to fight him tomorrow morning.
You meet in the backyard.
And I'm trying to remember the name of the people.
Next to the garage, there was the garage.
There was a barbershop.
There was the candy store.
Down the cellar, that next house, across the street from my house. I had to go and fight Victor Dragotti, you know.
Now, I showed up next morning, and Victor's there with his brother.
And we put the fists up, and I weighed about 107 pounds.
This kid weighed like 150.
So we stopped fighting, and he stops immediately.
The brother stops the fight immediately.
And it took me like 30 years later.
I figured, why the hell did my Uncle Joe do that?
He just wanted to see if I was going to show up.
Wow.
And then I realized it.
So then I put it together.
I said, that's why my father didn't want me to play the violin.
Because if I had a violin, they would have beat me up.
You were a sissy boy if you played a violin.
This is the Bronx, 1937.
So my father loved me, you know.
But I never forgot.
That's great.
But you always sang.
I mean, you didn't pick up the guitar until around 1962.
The guitar was 35.
Yeah, because Mike Poco, God bless him, he gave me a job as an MC.
And I needed that job because I went through my third divorce by that time. Of course, Mike Pockel, God bless him, he gave me a job as an emcee.
And I needed that job because I went through my third divorce by that time.
I needed some kind of new family, new place to get accepted, certified.
I must have been very insecure.
But I never went to a psychiatrist except one time.
One time, one day, Michael Moriarty said, Dominic, maybe you should see it. And he gave me a name of some guy.
And she made me take my shoes off.
And he said, you got issues.
I never went back.
Never went back.
Never went back.
So then I'm doing a show.
Then I'm doing a show with Pacino called Chinese Coffee, right?
And in the show, this is the only time I ever saw Al break up.
In the show, Pacino says to me, because we're doing this, like I'm a mentor to him in the show.
He said, did you ever go to a psychiatrist?
I said, once.
He said, how long did you go?
I said, once.
And Al gave a look like he knew my life.
He was a very, if it weren't for Al, I would have never made it.
He was always there for me.
He always knew what I was going through.
That's nice to hear.
And he would distract and try to get me some kind of work.
He did something, you know.
He's a good guy.
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Promo code Gilbert. With Pac pacino you hear these stories same kind of stories you hear about
dustin hoffman who you also worked with i never i never knew dustin i wish i had that that both of
them could be like very difficult or very crazy when they're working al is very or very very uh
focused he's not difficult he's focused when we started working on Al is very focused.
He's not difficult.
He's focused.
When we started working on China,
we only worked like four hours a day
because the intense of the work.
He would drink a little sip of coffee
and then he would have a little more coffee.
It's like a little sip,
but we worked for four hours.
It was intense.
But of course, he's very, very focused
and very serious.
I remember doing a show with him.
Every night, you'd hear the clink of the spoon at the same
moment. He was real. He's a real
artist. And then
you would think that he would just be improvising.
No, he's very, he knows the process.
He's one of my favorite actors and he can
do anything. Yeah. He did that great
comedy in Dick Tracy.
He can be broad. Very funny.
He can be very funny, Al.
So let's talk about Folk City and a great New York landmark and this job that you got at a difficult time in your life.
You were an emcee at this famous New York folk house.
Yeah.
When I broke up with Merle and I was living with – probably had a girlfriend.
And so I went to Mike and I said, can I be an emcee?
And he said, I never heard of you.
He was from Calabria, he had a big accent.
And Mike said to me, he said, you want to?
I said, I never heard of Italian focus singer before.
So I said, well, I said, Mike, I said, you know, I can sing in Italian.
He said, yeah.
I said, yeah.
I said, I'm an actor.
He said, oh, okay.
Well, how much do you want?
I said, $100 a week.
He said, I'll give you $90.
All right.
And every night I would go there and I would meet all these wonderful people like Sonny Terry,
Barney McGee, Arlo Guthrie, you know.
Was Jose Feliciano there?
Jose Feliciano.
That's a great story, too, with Jose.
And all these, and I met all these guys, and I would get there,
and I survived on that for a while, a couple of years, actually.
Meanwhile, all I wanted to do was go across the street and play Don Quixote,
because at the end, the playhouse was across the street.
Wow.
And the stagehands would come in.
You know, Jimmy Lynch would come in and say,
you look just like Richard Connick was making up to look like you.
So I always thought I could play Don Quixote.
And I never got a chance.
One day.
Maybe yet.
So you were an Italian folky, basically.
Well, not really.
I wasn't a folk, but I liked to play.
I liked the guitar, but I lovedenandoah songs like folk songs and santo he gave me the job because i sang
chitarra romana and i sang in the town he said oh that's nice that's nice but i but i knew how
to be an mc i knew how to you know to talk to an audience and get them to and now ladies and
gentlemen the wonderful sonny terry and bronnie mcgee and and i would talk to them down in the
cellar because mike had a cellar where everybody would meet.
And I would get to know the people.
And Jose Feliciano, one time his wife said to me, she says, I have to take off tomorrow.
Could you take Jose out?
I said, I'd be happy to.
And Jose being blind, of course.
And I took him to the place called Asin on 46th Street, which since then burned down.
But I took him there,
and Tiny Tim was there that night playing,
and I went with Jose,
and then the producer come over,
and they took us to their apartment,
and they were passing these funny cigarettes around,
and Jose said,
make sure that they don't record me, Dominic, okay?
I said, sure, Jose, but they gave me this funny cigarette and went up in the air, scared the they don't record me, Dominic, okay? I said, sure, Jose.
But they gave me this funny cigarette.
I went up in the air, scared the living hell out of me.
And I fell asleep.
I woke up 6 o'clock the next morning.
And myself and Jose, I took him to the car, and I never saw him again after that.
That was it.
Who else was at Folk City in those days?
I think Dylan did his first professional gig at 61.
Dylan had already been famous.
Right, he would have been.
But Dave Bromberg was there, Sonny Terry, Brownie McGee, John Lee Hook.
And when I used to introduce him, boy, he would sit down and just get into that groove, you know.
So I learned a lot.
I learned a lot about performing from these people because
it was a very intimate place and it forced you to be real, you know. So I learned a lot about
performing. I also learned that I had an attitude there. One night I had sung, Brother, Can You
Spare a Diamond? I got tremendous applause and I was trying to get more money out of Mike,
you know, and I had the wrong
attitude.
I didn't go back.
And I regret that the rest of my life.
They were clamoring for me to come back to the stage and I was pissed off.
Big mistake.
Ego is a bad thing.
Yeah.
What kind of things did you sing?
I sang Brother Can You Spend a Dime and I did one thing. Then I do a little comedy like I'd say, I can't forget the night I met you.
That's all I'm thinking of.
You may call it madness, but I call it love.
And everybody would crack up.
I love that.
I enjoyed being in it. People love that. I enjoyed being upset.
People are listening, so they didn't see.
That was like a Jerry Lewis.
He made a Jerry Lewis face.
Yeah, because it was a crooner.
I would get him in a romantic mood and make him laugh.
I had to earn that $100 a week.
Yeah.
And then I got the guitar, and little by little I played things.
And then my mother
came down with my father.
My mother kept saying,
there's that girl,
she's looking at you.
There was a girl there,
you know.
And we went to Jersey
one night
and I was in bed with her
and I hear a knockdown
and she said,
and she said,
she gets up
and she says,
don't move.
I said,
what's wrong?
She said,
she said,
it's my boyfriend. She said, don't move I said what's wrong she said it's my boyfriend
she said
don't move
she said
he's got a gun
so I'm sitting
and I said
this son of
so
I left finally
and then
she came to
folks here
she said
I ought to throw acid
in your face
Marron
this is the woman
my mother
see my mother
knew this woman
was wrong
wow
good story huh
don't move
I'm glad you got
the hell out of there
don't move
I was waiting
I was looking
then she came back
she said
he's gone
that was a sigh of relief
you never know who you're going to pick up.
You know.
Bad attitude.
Can I put you on the spot
and ask you to sing a little bit of
Brother Can You Spare a Dime?
Sure, yeah.
Should I use the guitar?
Yeah, why not?
Now, this is a wonderful song.
You know who wrote the words to this was Jip Harburg.
Oh, Jip Harburg.
Yeah.
Over the Rainbow.
Over the Rainbow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Once I built a railroad I made it run
I made it race against time
Once I built a railroad
Now it's done
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once I built a tower to the sun
Brick and rivet and lime
Once I built a tower, now it's done
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once in khaki suits
Gee, we look swell
Full of that Yankee doodle dum
Half a million boots
Went slogging through hell
I was a kid with a drum The Australian boots went slogging through hell.
I was a kid with a drum.
Say, don't you remember?
They called me Al.
It was Al all the time.
Say, don't you remember? I'm your pal. Brother, can you spare a dime?
Fantastic.
That was a treat. Yeah, Paul Berg wrote those lyrics. Thank was a treat.
Yeah, Paul Berg wrote those lyrics.
Thank you, Tommy.
Yeah, that was one of the great songs to come out of the Depression.
Exactly.
Wonderful.
Yeah.
And I remember the Depression, you know, back in the 30s.
My sister and I would put little nickels and pennies in the paper and throw it down the fire escape because there'd always be somebody down in the buildings in the Bronx.
There were trumpeters and guys with accordions trying to earn a living.
They didn't beg.
They just sang.
They tried to make that.
That nickel got them a cup of coffee at least, probably a sandwich in those days.
So I remember the Depression.
at least, probably a sandwich in those days.
So I remember the depression.
Tell us about your CDs, Dominic. You have two CDs, one called Hits and Ungrateful Heart.
Yeah.
Mike, my friend of ours, Vinnie Pastore,
said, Dominic, we were doing Soprano.
He said, my friend Mike's making a movie.
He said, do me a favor.
Do me a favor.
Let's go do it.
So the movie was called Hell's Kitchen.
It's not Hell's Kitchen,
but the river up on the East River there
on the Hellgate Bridge.
And he said,
we're going to go to the Nashville Film Festival.
I said, gee, Nashville Film Festival I said gee Nashville Film Festival
wow
I heard of Cannes
and I heard of all
I never heard of
a Nashville Film Festival
so we go down
to Nashville
and while I was there
Vinnie
Frankie Vincent
and I went to
the BMI
event
and
I get bored
at those things
so I
but there was a guy with a guitar and a girl with a drum.
And I said, Frankie, let's see if we could borrow this thing.
This is how I happened to make a recording.
So, and I sang a country song.
I sang, it's a wonderful, it's a real country,
real like a honky tonk guy about a guy who's drunk.
And I found out, I get a call in, real like a honky-tonk guy about a guy who's drunk.
And I found out, I get a call in New York,
when I went back to New York,
I get a call from this guy, Dub Cornett.
And Dub says, was that you singing, Uncle Junior?
I said, yeah.
He said, would you like to make a record?
So I go down to Nashville and we made a record, the hits.
We did the whole thing in one day, Frankie.
One day.
That's great.
And those musicians down there were great.
And then even after that Dub's wife was working
for the Grand Ole Opry
and I had a chance
to go on the Opry
and I sang an Italian song
Frankie I'm telling you
when I left that stage
I was crying
oh yeah
they really appreciated
I sang an Italian song
my grandfather taught me
Stade Virginia me
Stade Virginia me and Stade Virginia me.
And I told him what the words meant.
And these people were so nice.
So I want to go back.
It was touching to read about that, how you got so emotional being on stage at the Grand Ole Opry.
Little Jimmy Dickinson, he welcomed me to the stage.
Welcome, Dominique.
Welcome to the Grand Ole Opry.
I said, thank you, James.
So when he came to New York about 10 years later, he was at Carnegie Hall.
I said to one of the guys, I said, you know me?
He said, yeah, you're Uncle Junior.
I said, could you let me backstage, please?
I wanted to go and welcome him.
So I said, welcome to New York, Jimmy.
He didn't remember me at all.
But it was a great moment.
He had his diamond jackets and everything. I think he just passed away, too. He just passed away a couple of. But it was a great moment. He had his diamond jackets and everything.
I think he just passed away too.
He just passed away a couple of years ago.
What a lovely man.
Yeah, great talent.
He made me feel at home.
And Charlie Pride was there that night.
And Mickey Katz, not Katz, Mickey, what's his name?
Mickey's last name.
I'm trying to think of his name.
He's a wonderful guy.
Mickey Raphael.
Mickey was playing.
He plays for wonderful guy. Mickey Raphael. Mickey was playing. He plays for Willie Nelson.
And he was saying, you had a black guy, a Jew in Italian, on a one-on-one night.
That's kind of nice, you know?
You're making me think of the old Lone Star Cafe.
Yeah.
It was an ethnic night that night.
I want to go back.
I want to go back.
Because the people down there are great.
You want to go back to the Opry.
Yes. These people are great.
So the other night I ran into
Billy Paul
Jones. Yeah, Billy
Paul Jones. You can tell that name. He's
from Nashville. And he got me a
ticket into to go and see
Ricky Skaggs, Ry Cooder,
the White Sisters, all these great
you know. So I think I'm going to go back.
Great.
I think I'm going to go back because I wrote a song.
Do you want to hear the song?
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
By all means.
On the air.
Okay.
Frankie, get this song.
It's a great song I wrote.
It's called Late Bloomer.
Some people are late learners, candles on both ends burners Never really see the morning sunrise
Time's a way of teaching
Life's a way of preaching
Brings a share of wisdom
To the wise guys
Take time to smell the flowers
Don't worry about the hours
You're spending or what the time will cost
We all know time is money
But let me tell you, Sonny
When that sun goes down
The time is lost
Better to be a late bloomer in the rose garden
Than never to have bloomed at all
Now I wake up singing
When I hear those church bells
ringing, calling me to kneel right down
and pray. Good
Lord, I'm only human.
I hope that I'll be blooming.
Thank you for the sunshine every day.
Everybody.
Better to be a late bloomer in the
rose garden than never
to have bloomed at all.
Oh, it's better to be a late bloomer in the rose garden.
Never, never, never, never, never too high bloomed at all.
Fantastic.
So I want to go down and sing that in Nashville.
That's wonderful.
Thank you for the opportunity to do that on the radio yet.
And speaking of being a late bloomer.
I am a late bloomer, yeah.
Yeah, and you got the part of your life time at 68.
68 years old, yeah.
And now just to share, before we run off, share with Gilbert what you said about your, I found this fun and profound.
You said, I don't want to steal the thunder, but it was something about a famous actor from Gunga Din.
From Gunga Din?
Yeah.
Or Dr. Kildare.
Sam Jaffe?
Oh, they said I look like Sam Jaffe.
No, you said, if I have this quote correct, you said you wanted to be the next Sam Jaffe.
Oh, yes, that's right.
Yeah, because there used to be phone calls in New York.
You know, we used to have operators.
They'd take messages for you.
I forget the name of the great ones.
You know, back in the 60s.
And one of them, I remember I walked in one day and said,
look, he's a young Sam Jaffe, you know.
Then I looked at him and I said, yeah, Sam Jaffe, that's a great actor.
I want to be that kind of a character actor.
Is that what you mean?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he was one of my idols.
But I also loved Paul Muni, and I loved, you know,
I was always involved with great actors,
Everett G. Robinson, Cagney, all these guys, you know.
Claude Rains, he was one of my favorites.
We just talked about him.
Yeah, the guys that were quiet
that could be
quietly villain
I loved that kind of stuff
and I
but I never thought
I'd be a movie actor
to be honest with you
I mean it wasn't
maybe subconsciously
I thought
but never consciously aware
that I'd be in a movie
I just loved the stage
I'm basically an entertainer
that's what I put
on my IRS form
my tax form I'm an entertainer. That's what I put on my IRS form. My tax form.
I'm an entertainer.
I heard a Sam Jaffe story.
Sam Jaffe.
Yeah.
Where a friend of mine's father was in a restaurant and he was at the urinal and next to him was Sam Jaffe.
And so he wanted to talk to him, but he knew he couldn't.
So he walked away.
And then later on that evening, he went up to him before Sam Jaffe left, and he said, I just want to tell you, Mr. Jaffe, I'm a big fan of yours.
And he said, thank you, and thank you for waiting.
Oh, God, that's beautiful.
Also great.
That's great.
Okay, so I guess...
I'm out of cards.
I think we covered the career of Dominic Chianese.
Well, first...
Yeah, go ahead.
Now, you have a charity.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Joy Through Art Charity.
I only wish the room were big enough on Sundays for the whole United States of America to come into the room and see what happens.
We put all the wheelchairs against the wall, and I create a theatrical space that way.
And in that magic circle, like I say, I'm an entertainer.
I get everybody to have a good time.
And we spend for two hours. In retirement homes we we sing to each other and uh and that my charity is and my
uh if i even may say my legacy is going to be i want to teach my father and it was right i am a
teacher he always wanted me to be a teacher and i did teach we didn't talk about my teaching
experience but uh but i was a teacher for a while, and I loved teaching.
I want to teach.
It's sort of like the tumblers of the Catskill days, the guys that made everybody have a good time.
I have a talent for that.
I can get everybody to have a good time because you loosen everybody up.
You know their names.
I'm good at names, and everybody has a good time.
And so we have people.
I'll leave it off.
We're telling you about Annie, the little Irish lady with space between her teeth.
And she's cute.
She says, and she has Alzheimer's, 100% Alzheimer's.
I said, Annie, what do you like to sing?
She said, would you sing when Irish eyes are smiling?
So I hit the D chord.
And she has a great ear. And she keeps moving her fingers, you know, like this.
There's a tear in your eye.
And she says every word perfectly.
When I eat it, Shia is smiling.
And she does it, and she has complete Alzheimer's.
And, of course, during the course of the afternoon, she'll ask again. We would just sing. She forgot that she had done it. And she does it so well.
And she moves her fingers like perfect timing for the whole two hours. And about a year ago,
we've been together now about seven years, every Sunday, I said, Andy,
you must have been a wonderful pianist. She says, oh, no, I was a typist.
Fantastic.
That's what the charity is all about.
Joy Through Art.
Joy Through Art Foundation.
1441 Broadway.
Yeah.
And you won the Ellis Island Medal of Honor for your charity work.
That was a real honor.
Of course, Grandpa came.
And I was the last one to speak.
You know, they put me up last.
And you know what I did?
I sang, God bless him, I sang America the Beautiful.
Because everybody was talking for so long.
I went up there and I said, my grandfather, his spirit came and said, just sing.
You know?
And I sang, and everybody stood up, and it was a wonderful day.
Then another grandpa came from Naples in 1904.
He was 22 years old, right?
And do you have anything else to plug?
Yeah, anything else coming up, Dominic?
I'm going to just pray that I get down in Nashville and sing my new song.
Okay.
I want to write songs now.
And I'm starting to write things now for my fellow friars.
I want to write comedy.
I want to write skits.
Because I've always felt that.
You know what writing is like.
You know how tough it is.
But I feel I have a talent there.
My daughter, Rebecca, is a great writer.
It goes through the genes.
Weren't you working on a musical about your life with your daughter?
Yeah, she's starting to do that.
I think she's finishing fine.
But you can't push that kind of process.
It may take years.
It's already been a year and a half.
But I do love the stage for its value.
We went to see Lulu at the Met last night.
It was a great show.
Completely different kind of show, you know.
That's when people get together and we realize that we're all human.
And that's why I love it.
So I can't thank you enough, Gilbert.
Thank you for having me on your show.
And Frank, thank you so much.
Of course.
I really appreciate it, guys.
We've been entertained within an inch of our lives.
Yeah.
I love it.
I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed this.
As I wrap the show up,
I'm going to ask you
one more thing.
Sure.
After I'm through,
I want you to sing
the saddest,
most sentimental
Italian song
you could think of.
Okay, I can do that.
Okay.
He loves the Italian songs, Dominic.
I'm Gilbert Gottfried.
This has been Gilbert Gottfried's amazing, colossal podcast with my co-host, Frank Santopadre.
Once again, we're at Nutmeg Studios.
Thank you, Frank.
With Frank Furtarosa.
Frank Ferdarosa.
And we have been talking to both Uncle Junior and, more importantly, Johnny Ola.
And let me see if I don't fuck up your name here.
Dominic Chianzani.
Dominic. That's great.
I said it?
Not even close.
Dominic. Dominic. I said it. Not even close.
Dominic.
Dominic.
Key.
Key.
Take us to Chaz Palminteri in the restaurant.
Chaz Palminteri.
Was Chaz Palminteri here? I love it.
That's beautiful, Gilbert.
But Dominic what?
Chianese.
Chianese.
You were close.
Dominic Chianese.
You were close.
I knew I would fuck it up.
No, you were very close, like a trolley car with a 747 airplane.
Thanks, Dominic.
Now, I want a totally unselfconsciously sentimental, tear-jerking Italian number.
Well, that would be Grandpa's song.
It would be Sant'Oligio Lundana.
Yes.
That's a beautiful song.
Okay.
Want to do it now?
Yes.
Sure, take us out.
Oh, yes, that's right.
Grandpa would sit by the window in the Bronx,
smoking those wonderful DiNobili cigars,
which is such an ironic name, isn't it?
The song is about Neapolitans
coming to the New World in
1904.
They're coming to make a living
and build a family.
And as they're leaving
Naples, they become, they realize
that they're going to a new world
and they never come back home again. I'm on board, I'm in Naples.
I'm singing in a bad way.
I'm going to the Gulf, I'm going to sink.
And at one, half the sea, I can't see Naples. I'm going to see it.
I'm going to the Gulf, I'm going to sink. SANTO ANGELO se va a cercare fortuna
ma quando è sponda luna
lontano e inabile non sa postare
San Dallogito tiene solo un poco más Ma più lontano stai
E più belle par
Canta una petra mente
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene
Canta una sirene Canta una sirene Canta una sirene CHOIR SINGS quando ammalengo un'io se gira un'azza
se va a cercare un bordo
ma quando è l'onda luna
l'onda inabla
non si può stare Satsang with Mooji Fantastic.
Thank you.
Now I'd like to say your name again, but I'm afraid I'll fuck it up.
Can you just say your name?
You know what?
Because Charlie Rapp once said to me,
Dominic, would you like to be a singer at the Catskills?
I was 21 years old.
I said, yes, Mr. Rapp.
And he said, would you change your name?
And I couldn't do it.
Dominic, do you know the words?
I don't know why it's making me think of this.
That's because you could sing so sentimentally.
Do you know the words to My Yiddish Amama?
I know a couple of words.
Oh, can I hear some of that?
I would love to.
No, I don't know it in Yiddish, though.
I've got to learn it.
No, in English.
I don't know. My Nyerishimama, how much I long to see you now.
My Nyerishimama.
Mr. Mazer used to teach me How to add numbers on the paperback
Mr. Brenner, he gave me
My first egg cream
Mrs. Freeman, she gave me
A three-quarter violin
In the Bronx
Thank you, buddy.
Well, you made me cry in two different languages.