Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - Amy Ryan Encore

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

GGACP celebrates Women's History Month with this ENCORE presentation of an interview with Tony and Oscar-nominated actress (and lifelong Gilbert fan) Amy Ryan. In this episode, Amy talks about the mastery of Sidney Lumet, the brilliance of Philip Seymour Hoffman, discovering family secrets, perfecting regional accents and portraying Michael Scott's love interest on "The Office." Also, Hugh Hefner hits the town, Clint Eastwood keeps it moving, Albert Brooks stages a "one-man show" and Amy and Gilbert perform Hamlet's soliloquy! PLUS: Slovin & Allen! "Earth vs. the Flying Saucers"! Neil Simon drops the ax! Gilbert plays a Mexican! And Amy brings her parents to the Academy Awards! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Peloton has everything you need to help you get going. Get a head start on summer with Peloton and choose a flexible payment plan that works for you at onepeloton.ca. Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried, and this is Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast with my co-host, Frank Santopadre. Our guest this week is a Tony-nominated and Oscar-nominated actress and one of the busiest, most versatile, and most recognized stage and screen performers of the last four decades. You know her from hit TV shows like Quantum Leap, Law & Order, Chicago Hope,

Homicide, Life on the Street, In Treatment, Homicide, Life on the Street, In Treatment, Broad Street, The Wire. Broad City. He's not going to get through the intro. And, of course, as Michael Scott's goofy love interest, Holly Flax on NBC's The Office. You've seen her impressive work in films like capote war of the worlds before the devil knows your dance the changeling green zone goosebumps Bums, Birdman, Win-Win, Bridge of Spies, and Gone Baby Gone, for which she was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress.

She's also starred on the Broadway stage in well-received productions of The Sisters of the sisters Rosenzweig, the women, the three sisters, and she was Tony nominated for her work in Uncle Vanya. Well, she was. And a street car named Desire. In a career. That began at the high school of performing arts. Right here in New York City. She's gone on to work with

Steven Spielberg, Sidney Lumet, Alan Harkin, Angelina Jolie, Larry David, Albert Brooks, Michael Keaton, Tom Hanks, and Clint Eastwood, as well as the amazing, and I'm just getting a good dress. Let me hold on for a second. I'll do the rest of the intro in a minute.

Okay. Okay. Clint Eastwood, as well as amazing, colossal podcast guest, Alan Alda, Steve Buscemi. Steve Buscemi. That's him. Yeah, because he's a ghost. Steve Boo says on Halloween, it's Steve Boo Shemmy. And Matthew Bradford.

Yep. I fucking hated Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I wasn't in that movie. I thought it was shit. Matthew's a nice guy, but I fucking hated that movie. Jeffrey Tambor. Hal Linden. His name's Lipschitz. He's a Jew.

So am I. And Paul Feig, who says i'm his favorite actor in the world and never used me in a fucking movie so fuck paul feig paul if you're out there fuck you oh and martin scorsese he's a fan fuck you too, Marty. Anyway, now I'm tired from this long intro. So I'll have you do the last part. Please. Please. Please Please welcome to the show

An actress Sounds nothing like you No it's good Of great range We'd hope when I did it when I was younger and I could retell this one joke of yours, which was, I was having dinner with my friend Charlie Manson, and he said, is it hot in here or am I crazy? But I can't read the intro to your show. I haven't practiced that.

Please welcome to the show an actress of great range and talent and a woman who does one of the best... Are there any other women who do Gilbert Gottfried? Who does one of the best... Are there any other women who do Gilbert Gottfried? Who does one of the best Gilbert Gottfried impressions in the business? The delightful Amy Ryan.

Beautiful. Yeah, Cicely Tyson does a Gilbert. An answer to your question. Amazing. She nails it. Amy. I'm living a dream here. Are you exhausted?

I'm sweating profusely from laughing. I didn't know laughing could, you know, drench you. Welcome. Welcome. Hello. Thanks for schlepping out on a cold night. Oh, my pleasure. I think it's safe to say, Dara, don't you think it's safe to say Amy seems like she's in a state of mild shock? I just love every single second of it.

At meeting Gilbert, which is understandable. He has that effect is understandable. Yeah. He has that effect on people. Yes. You want to tell people how this came about, how Amy's booking came about? Because it's rather interesting. Not that we weren't fans already,

but... I still don't know who the fuck you are. No! I still don't know who the fuck you are. Now. I leave it to Frank. And I sit here and go, so Anthony Hopkins is your stage name? He's seen Gone Baby Gone. We were just talking about it. Yes. Yeah.

So, yeah, we were watching that show. We heard about it first and then watched it. Finding Your Roots. Finding Your Roots. And you said one of the first imitations you did was a Gilbert Gottfried. Really, it was the only one. That's my whole repertoire. You didn't do other famous people.

I know you impersonated family members. Family members, yeah. Nobody else. Just my family and Gilbert. That was it. Didn't need to do anything past that. So at no point in your life did you have a bunch of imitations. Gilbert. That was it. Didn't need to do anything past that. So at no point in your life did

you have a bunch of imitations where you said, and if your waiter was James Cagney, it might go something like this. No. So I'll put you on the spot.

If your waiter was Gilbert Cot Gottfried, it might go something like this. Do you want the check or do you want dessert? It's pretty good. It's damn good. We've had some people come in here and do impressions of him. That's in the top three. It's okay.

Yeah. I'm going to keep working on it. Yeah. For a one-woman show. O.J. Simpson, I once ran into at a party. It sounds like a bit. And he recognized me and did an imitation of me. This was when he was just known as a football player.

Not a convent. Yeah, that was the most infamous thing he did, was maybe a commercial here and there. I never dreamed I'd have so much in common with O.J. So you were, we're going to bring our listeners up to speed. You were on the pbs show finding your roots in an episode with sigourney weaver and her story was fascinating too but your your story turned dark quickly and in within the episode you were reminiscing about how as a kid one of the

ways you would crack your your family ever entertain your family was with a gilbert godfrey impression so dara texted me and said am Amy Ryan does a Gilbert Gottfried impression. We must have her. And here you are. Like that. Very simple. Yes. Like magic.

You appeared. Oh, my goodness. From PBS. Yeah. First time we've ever booked someone off PBS. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah.

And the story turned dark, as we were talking about before we turned the mics on, with your family. First of all, your first shock was finding out that your great-great grandfather had married his or grandmother had married her first cousin. Do I have this right? That would be correct. Yes.

So that was shock one. And do you have an arm growing out of your back now from this incest? Just seven toes. Yeah. So that was shock one. And do you have an arm growing out of your back now? Just seven toes. Yeah. Yes, they were married. Yeah. They married.

I think he might have married her maybe to protect her honor, as it were. Right, but she was already. I think she was already with child with someone else. Okay. You with child back in the old days back in those days yeah but then what happened she she basically left that husband and just left him behind and came to america and then she fell in love with my grandfather my great-grandfather who this was jenny this is ryan right he and uh This was Jenny, by the way. This is Ryan, right? And married him and had five sons and moved to America. And her first son still remained in England, which we never knew about him.

Right. And then the second shock you got was that your great-great-grandfather, William Ryan, abandoned his family. He sure did. Right. And that was a tragic turn. Yeah. Not to open the show on a downer. No. They found a newspaper article where he said he had to leave the family to go look for work, like two hours north somewhere.

And then there was this article they found where the brother-in-law said, no, he didn't leave. He was still here. He just didn't go to work. Just didn't show up for work. He just didn't go to work. Yeah. Right. And she was. She was sent to the poorhouse because it was a crime to be poor.

Yeah, like the debtor's prison. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, and her children... Like Dickensian. Yeah, her children were taken away from her, and she died at 47 doing hard labor. Terribly sad. Yeah.

So were you, obvious question, were you glad you opened this vault ultimately? Yeah, sure. question were you glad you opened this vault ultimately yeah sure uh it's uh it's it's humbling and i'll never complain yet again being held on set like where am i gonna be when are they done with my scene when am i uh i have it really easy compared to them you have gratitude yeah for the people that paved the way for you to be here absolutely yeah we don't think about that do we we don't you'd be good on that show we were talking about it just now dara was talking about before we turned the mics on you on that finding your roots what do you know by the way see this has never come up do an amy ryan imitation

give it a shot what do you know gil about your ancestry i started doing her when i was a kid do you know anything did you do the 23andme or the ancestry.com dara says tyra's nodding yes you did yeah i know next to nothing but you're all jewish assumedly no i mean yeah part russian or german jew yeah i know russian yeah i always thought my father came from poland but it was ancestry they said it was um uh hungary austria but then the i the borders changed so yeah yeah you'd be good on that show though yeah i i'd like to aren't you curious yeah to do that kind of digging sure yeah yeah how did you become aware of him in the first place because you you hung on to that one joke from his act which he may still be doing by the way the one you saw in 1976 i haven't written a new one since then. Since then. I don't know.

Did you see him live or like on a comedian special? My guess, it would be a comedian special, probably like an HBO special or something. Did you do one of those? Yes. Yeah, so I think it would have been something like that. Yeah, yeah. And you still doing that joke? Oh, yeah.

That Manson joke? Yes. I'm still on stage going, hey, how many of you watch gun smoke are you a fan of other comedians being that your your husband eric sloven is a comedian yeah and a comedy writer yeah um so we'll mention him yeah er, Eric's... And was an SNL writer. He's an SNL writer. So the comedy duo, Slovan and Alan. I've learned being married to him, comedy is very serious business.

If I can make him laugh out loud four times a year, that's like major success. Otherwise it's a huh. And there's a rewrite going on in his brain. But yeah, he's a tough customer. That's a rewrite going on in his brain. That's how comedians laugh. They cheat you, ultimately, because they laugh by saying, that's funny. That's what he does.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the middle of sex with your husband, do you ever start screaming in my voice? And if you did, it would sound something like this. Well, only on the holidays. On the high holidays. The high holidays. So you're a local product. Well established. From Queens.

I'm from Queens. From Flushing. We've had 300 something guests on this show. And for some reason, most of them have been New Yorkers. Lots of Brooklyn people. Lots of Bronx people. A handful of Queens people. So tell us about going into show business.

Because you didn't have any show business in your family. No. Anywhere. No. Your father wanted you to? He wanted me to come work at his trucking company, which I didn't really want to do. Yeah, no, I'm the first. I think it was just, I really liked growing up in Queens, but I also really wanted to get out of it.

Me too. And my mother and father took us to the theater. And so coming to Manhattan was this quest and theater. And maybe one day, you know, that would get me out. Yeah. So that was the drive. And high school performing arts. Yeah. Now LaGuardia.

Now LaGuardia. Yeah. Did your parents have any discussions? Like, what the hell is she doing? Yeah. Well, my dad more. He didn't get it. But it was the first job I got.

I remember writing down a piece of paper. It was a play, a Neil Simon play. And I wrote my salary down and passed it to my parents. And it was just, you know, equity minimum at the time, stage minimum. And suddenly, I was going to make more than them. And they were very excited to send me off. Suddenly, they were, no, they were very supportive. But it took my, it did take my dad a little longer, I gotta say, because it's, because it was very strange and new. We were a blue-collar family.

You get a job, and you put a turkey on the table at Thanksgiving. Didn't your sister say to you, your parents were never going to let you go when you had to go on the road? Yeah. Was it Biloxi Blues? It was Biloxi Blues, yeah. And then that's when I— In my family, we've used the telephone game to communicate. So my parents never told me no. My dad told my mom.

My mom told my older sister, the middle sister. Then that sister comes and announces it like a big plate of bricks. Right. I got it. And you do among, well, you're known for accents. And you do a queen's accent. You were explaining a Queen's accent. You were explaining a Queen's accent. Well, that was my, yeah, that's my home native tongue.

Could you demonstrate a Queen's? I would say the Queen's accent I had growing up is like, do you want a hot dog? It's everything is one word with a lot of syllables. There's no... Interesting. So, you know, do you want to eat? No, do you? What do you want to do?

It's all, you know. And it's also louder, which is probably... Maybe that's the influence. Maybe I was louder because I started with you. That's a good... But yeah. I also think there's, excuse me, I think there's a subtext behind accents.

Like as an actor, I might ask that of other people. Like, so for example, I think the subtext in Queens is, you fucking jerk, is behind everything. What time is it? I don't know. Oh, interesting. It's an attitude behind it. Do you want to eat? I don't know. time is it i don't know oh interesting it's an attitude behind it do you want to eat i don't know you hungry i don't care that is a it's a little

combative in other words interesting what about the jersey one that you did for win-win how did you it was it so far from the queen's one i think i don't know if it came out Jersey. I think that was the one. It probably slid into Queens on a lazy day. But I think, I don't know. I think it might be maybe not as tough, but someone from Jersey might object to that. I saw you interviewed. You and Giamatti were being interviewed by somebody from Jersey. And she said you guys pulled it off. Oh, fantastic.

That you sounded spot on. Of course, the gone baby, gone accent, the Boston accent. That was the challenging one. That I sat with because we filmed it in Boston. I spent every lunch with all the crew guys who were local. And that's an incredible sound i feel i feel like you can hear like an old irish accent in it and um mixed obviously with uh an american sound but um but that was that was hard to get but uh but it was fun it was fun to do. Now, Ben Affleck said that with that movie, he said something to you like,

I just want, he didn't know whether the movie would be good or bad. But do you remember what he said? Yeah, he said, it was the day before we started filming, and he said, I don't know, he said, I don't know if this is going to be good or bad, but I know one thing to be true, and that's I will get Boston right. And he and John Toll, our cinematographer, before we shot any of the scenes, they went out and shot a bunch of B-roll footage and just got captured all these just local faces and street images and then handed the actors this dvd and he said it's your job to fit into them into this world not the other way around and he he was he was extraordinary to work with and even watching him work with a lot of the non-actors who he hired on the set he was so compassionate and really supportive because you know it was an intimidating

scene for them to be in and if they got it it wrong, he kept saying, that's great. Try it again. They'd get it wrong. He said, that's great. Try it again now this way. That's a hell of a movie debut. I mean, it's a very good movie. Yeah.

That holds up very well. Thank you. He got Boston right in the town as well in his second movie. Yeah. Yeah. And because it's funny, a lot of great actors, they get, you know, when they have to do an accent, that's the one thing that's, you know, because it's a whole separate talent from acting. I'm not musical at all, but I think if there is any part of my brain that hears music, it's rhythm of speech. That's interesting.

And sounds that way um but i i couldn't like you know plunk out anything on the piano they say comedy is musical is that right the rhythms of it oh yeah yeah well it's it's like i heard that mel brooks when he invites people to audition he wants them to sing i've heard that too oh really yeah and because when you look at it you look at like you know the mox brothers were all musicians uh and like jack benny what jack benny jack benny youngman yeah yeah victor borga you know lots of lots of them all of these comedians used to sing. Or write music, like Chaplin.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And may or may not have written music, Jackie Gleason. He would come out with these albums for lovers, and we had to believe that he composed the music. Yeah. Are you musical, Gilbert? Yeah.

Have you heard me sing? You don't know this show, Amy. He sang with Neil Sedaka on this show. Yes. Oh, my God. And Tommy James. Amazing. And other people.

And do you play instruments? No. I fiddle with myself. Doesn't count. Tell us about meeting Neil Simon when you took... She's going to laugh at the show. And I do it as much as possible. You've got to keep it in tune.

Quick. Neil Simon. Who would later fire you. Yes, he later fired me. I met, my first audition was for Neil Simon and he hired me for Biloxi Blues. And then years later, I did another play of his called London Suite out in Seattle Rep. And it was a series of three one acts. And when they moved it to New York, he condensed it to like two acts or something.

And so one actress played two roles. So I was out. But he wrote me this very beautiful letter in which he said it was his fault, which I don't possibly believe. But I don't keep much memorabilia, but I have that letter. You hung on to a letter?

I hung on to that letter. I hung on to that letter. A discharge letter. Absolutely. From Doc Simon. It's amazing. It's an amazing piece of paper with his name on it. I love that. We had Marsha Mason here a couple of weeks ago,

and we're Neil Simon obsessives. But even he could make a mistake. That's very nice. So you go on the road with this thing. At what point does it become, do your parents catch on to the fact that you're going to be safe, you're not going to be attacked, this is a legitimate, this is actually a way to, it's a real career. Yeah, there was a... They changed their tune? Yeah, there was a moment.

There was actually a really great turning moment. I've mentioned this before, where I had done a few jobs, but my dad kind of kept saying, you know, when are you going to come work for me? When are you going to come work for me? And my mother slammed her fist down on the table. And she said, leave her alone. She's doing what she wants. And he never said another thing after that point other than great job. From my dad, but he'd come see you know

he comes to like uncle Vanya my dad had a trucking company in Queens and he's sitting in uncle Vanya you know like poor guy but he would be so generous and he'd say yeah really moved along really moved along and that was the best that like so they got to see you on Broadway. Yeah, that was the best compliment my dad could give. I remember there was a story Michael Douglas said that the first time his father, Kirk Douglas, of course, saw him in a play, what he said to him afterwards was, I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

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His dad owned a hardware store so he came from a yeah there was no show business in the family either i think both of them were kind of worried they were yeah my mother would like kind of felt like uh all right this is what he's doing i don't know what but i'm sure neither one of them expected much it was like uh because you know when the the minute I had kids I kind of all of a sudden a light goes on in your head of what your parents were doing all those years and now I think of it and think, wait, going into show business is fucking insane. It still is. There's not like a set that I'm not on that there's a moment of like, why did everybody get up at five in the morning and come here and invest millions of dollars?

Sometimes three in the morning. Sometimes three in the morning. Yeah. It's like at least one time every night when I'm doing, when I'm on stage, I'll go, what the fuck am I doing right now? This is really crazy. Do you ever just leave? The what? Have you ever just walked off?

He'd like to. I would love to. I had a show canceled. There was a mix up with the club. I had a show canceled. There was a mix-up with the club. A show canceled one of my shows, and I was so thrilled. I thought you were going to say you went on anyway.

You just showed up. Yeah, not me. Boy, oh, boy. Do you still perform late at night? My husband talks about that. People ask him, do you miss performing? And he said, sort of, but the idea of getting ready to go on at midnight or something, he can't imagine that. Do you think of that? Yeah, that's something where I, when I'm booked, like doing a weekend where I'll have like five or six shows I will after I'll do like the first show

in my mind it's like a prisoner mocking off the days on the wall I feel like okay that's one yeah but you still there have to be satisfying moments on stage still yeah like when it's coming toward the end when they give me the light i'm always you're a puzzle because when you were young you couldn't wait to be up there and you had an addiction to it yes and but but over time instead of growing more comfortable, you've grown less comfortable. Yes. Why is that? Over the decades. I get more and more uncomfortable as I go on.

Do you have stage fright? Sometimes. Sometimes right before I go on, I'll think, I can't do this. I can't do this. And it's kind of like, you know, when you're by the water and you dip your toe in, you go, oh, no, this is too cold. I can't go in there. And then when you're in there, you're fine. But, yeah, that happens to me. What about when you're doing a play every single night of the week, as you do in a long run?

Are they pretty much all become the same after a while, or are there nights where you're just suddenly standing up there and you either freeze or you think, what the hell am I doing? Sometimes I have these kind of weird thoughts when I'm backstage waiting for my cue to enter. I start to daydream about like, well, what would happen if I went out earlier? What would they do? What would I say? What's the big deal if I did it?

You know, it's just these kind of rebellious thoughts, and I've never done that. But my instinct is to sabotage the whole thing. How interesting. And then in a longer run, I'm kind of amazed that your brain can be thinking about, or lines can come out and your body knows where to go in the blocking, but your brain can be thinking about what you'll eat afterwards.

He does that too. Yes. A double conversation. That's in the middle of a set. That is amazing to me because it happens to me all the time i'll be doing a bit and i'll be screaming yelling running around the stage and in my mind i'm going like uh i wonder if i packed those brown socks. That's right. Yeah. And I don't know like the part of the brain that compartmentalizes or what we've learned by rote maybe, but we still think as performers we're in it and it's fresh,

but maybe it is only rote, memory rote. Interesting. And these other thoughts are coming through, but it's a weird wonder. And then the minute someone else in the audience disrupts that, then you're off. It's like someone came over and just tipped you off balance and you're like, oh, I don't know if I know the next line.

I think I saw you in Streetcar with Natasha Richardson and John C. Reilly. Yes. And you were Stella. Stella, yeah. Yes, I think I saw that. Was that the Studio 54? I saw that production. Yeah, yeah.

That was a good production. Oh, thanks. Do you remember any lines from Uncle Vanya? Like you would recognize them. She could give you a line from F Troop. He might know that. He'll call me out. If you remember

any line at all from Uncle Vanya, I want you to do it as Gilbert got you well the classic I hear the end of the play when they've lost everything Sonia tries to you know

console Uncle Vanya by saying we will rest Uncle Vanya we will rest surreal Rest, Uncle Vanya. We will rest. Surreal. And that's exactly how I performed it. Wow. That's exactly how I...

See, there's a chance for you to sabotage Uncle Vanya. Suddenly, do the last line as Gilbert. Let's talk about something we all know about and love, Sidney Lumet. Oh, I love Sidney Lumet. Who came into your life or into your career at kind of an early point? Yes, he saw me in Uncle Vanya.

There you go. True story. That's a great Gilbert. Gilbert was unavailable for this TV show I'm working on. You might do. Did they announce it in place of Gilbert Gottfried? At tonight's performance.

Actually, our stage manager was also a Gilbert impersonator. Gilbert can't perform. Is that true? That would have been great if it was. He saw you in Vanya. How many are there of us out there? There's a few. Sidney saw me in Uncle Vanya,

and he was working on a TV show at the time called 100 Center Street. I remember it. With Alan Arkin. And so he invited me to do a role in that, which I did. And then the next season, he invited me to come back and do another role. And I said, well, aren't you concerned

that people will know me from the other one? He said, no, you'll figure it out. Oh. And that, I mean, he loves actors so much. He did. And he really thought you could do anything. And that's the first time I've ever experienced that. And so then I worked with him again on Before the Devil Knows Your Dad.

Sure. So he was very parental to me. He was very inspiring and really, really gave me a huge break. Well, he was an actor. So I guess part of why he loved actors. And wasn't his father an actor? Yeah. Oh, yes.

He started out like that. Baruch Lament. He was five years old when he started? He appears in The Pawnbroker. Mm-hmm. And Sidney's in Dead End. Yeah. As a little kid with Bogie, right?

Yeah. Yeah. But Baruch appears in The Pawnbroker as this old man who's dying. Yeah. So was that his last film before The Devil Knows You did? Yeah, that's his last. That's his swan song. And I remember there was some, you know, it was an independent budget.

And there was some talk that, because Sidney at the time was 83, I think, when we shot this film. And there was trouble getting insurance for him and afraid there was something about the budget. And he came in under budget and under schedule. And he worked so fast and he was so prepared and he demanded all the actors be as prepared. And as you know, we would rehearse it like a play for a month. Treat Williams was here telling us about Prince of the City, and same thing. That's how we like to work. Down at the Ukrainian Center on 2nd Avenue,

this big room there. I heard he wasn't one of those actors where you did one scene for a week. He was like one right after the other. Oh, yeah. If you did two takes, that was a lot. Usually it was one take and move on. And he said, none of you are that interesting

that we should stay here doing five takes. We should all go home to our families. Oh, that's humbling. He's like, so get it done fast. I want to go home. So one of the characters you played on 100 Center Street was Arkin's daughter. But he didn't think that anybody would make the connection that you were.

No, because I played a sex worker in a pink wig. I see. I really fooled them. I put on a pink wig. Well, we'll talk more about Sidney, but tell us one thing about the great Alan Arkin, who we adore. Oh, God. he's amazing. I remember one time he said, you know, in acting, all we want to do is be honest and natural and everybody kind of mumbles in their, you know, whisper. He said, but in reality, he's like, life is so big.

You'll be at a restaurant with your friend saying like yeah i can't believe i walked into my wife and she left me oh yeah can i have the tuna on the side and you know and you break it and he's like we have to it has to be bigger life is is so big so you can afford to be really big in acting don't be humble and mumbly and whispery and you're in your what your 20s now? This is a young, this is... Right now? No, no, when you did 100 Center Street. Yeah. And here's Alan Arkin and Sidney Lumet. I mean, my God. And then I worked with Adam Arkin, who directed my Chicago Hope, which got a nice shout out in the interview. You bet. Yes. We're thorough. We're completists.

Yeah. No, I feel very fortunate to have worked with these legends. And I wish I asked more on a set of these people. And I was always just too shy. I was afraid I was going to put my foot in my mouth. So I would wait for them to drop gems. I did the same with Alan Alda on Bridge of Spies. So many questions I wanted to ask him, and I didn't. But he told stories.

We've had him here. He's a great storyteller. So anyway, but I regret not having... And Before the Devil Knows You're Dead was one of those films that in the first minute, it had me. You know, some of those

movies, some movies you watch and you go, okay, when is this going to... Well, he plays with time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And originally the script was two friends that do this jewelry store robbery. And Sidney rewrote it to be Brothers. rewrote it to be brothers.

And he thought that would just be far more devastating to watch that bond break apart. It's a Shakespearean tragedy, that movie. But Gilbert's right. I mean, it hooks you from the beginning. It's also one of the few heist movies that has the heist in the first five minutes. It doesn't build to the heist. It gives you the heist,

and then you see everything unravel. Then the aftermath. It's really brilliantly executed. It grabs you right away and doesn't build to the heist it gives you the heist and then and then you see everything unravel yeah then the aftermath it's really brilliant right away and doesn't let go which is like a perfect film yeah and and also you worked with a great actor oh philip seymour hoffman yes of course and you work with him several times yeah um phil and i we knew each other from New York, just kind of theater scene. And we did we did an off-Broadway play together. And then before the devil knows you're dead. And then his directorial debut, Jack goes boating. A very sweet love story.

Oh, yeah. So sweet. Very sweet film. Yeah. I miss that man. Yeah. What a what I mean. I miss that man. Yeah. What a, I mean, a short career in a way, but what a body of work that he was able to amass in a short time. Yeah. I'll never forget that, you know, before I knew Philbert, Boogie Nights. Just that gesture of him trying to put that shirt, his shirt was too small and he was

just trying to like cover his belly with it, self-consciously. Oh, because he's attracted to Dirk. Yeah, and he's just like... I was like, who is that? Yeah, yeah. He's amazing. You didn't have any scenes with him, but did you spend any time with Mr. Finney?

No. Oh. No, unfortunately. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, Jack Goes Boating, which now you'll see a second Amy movie in addition to Gone Baby Gone.

You should see it with her and Philip Seymour Hoffman. It's wonderful. It's a sweet love story. I guess about two misfits, two people afraid of intimacy. Yeah, two people in their 40s. You know, it's funny. When we were promoting the film, we both would get so many questions like,

what happened to her? I was warning the same thing. Okay, but she's just a 40-year-old in New York. like, what happened to her? I was like, she's just a- I was warning the same thing. Okay, but she's just a 40-year-old in New York. That's what happened to her. Well, she does get assaulted in the course of the movie. She gets assaulted in the movie, but that's in the course of the movie. That's not some heavy baggage she's been carrying around that keeps her intimidated from dating in New York. I just think it's really hard out there.

And then when those two meet, you realize there's a lid for every pot. Yes. They're just well-matched and they're just mismatched. Like Michael Scott and Holly. Yeah. You said something in an interview that was odd. If I heard it correctly.

Okay. That, and sometimes in a movie, they want a photo of the character, a young photo of the character, and they ask you if you have any young photos oh yes you don't like to you lie and say all your photos are gone thanks for thanks for outing me yes i get an email from a you know a very eager person part of set decoration that they're you know we'd love to have pictures for the set decoration if there's

any pictures that you can send us and i say oh they're all in storage i'm like i don't want to get because i i gave an old picture of myself for a larry david thing that we did for clear history and then it's like me from queens with hair it doesn't match the character i'm playing now and then although in the devil before the devil knows you're dead they asked for a picture and my one of my oldest friends from high school Erin Leary who's now Erin Lopez she loves movies and gets very excited by by all of this entertainment world and I put a picture of me and Aaron at the beach with our arms around each other.

And it was one of those shots where they started on it and then panned to the actor. I was like, oh my God. The one time, like a set decoration. She was thrilled. So Aaron is in before the devil knows you're dead. Oh, she is? Yeah.

Okay. She's got a nice close-up. How important was it? I guess the answer is very important at that age that Sidney Lumet, the great Sidney Lumet, says, you figure it out and left you to your own devices. Oh, my God. What a confidence builder. You know, all the money in the world to have someone of that talent, that stature give you the freedom and the confidence and, you know, to do what I only have an inkling of. Like, I think I know how to do this thing.

It's instinctual. I can't really put it into words. And he tells me, yes, you're right. How about that? And that I feel like that was like meeting Sidney was a turning point. Like when I started as an actor, I was just psyched to be invited to any job. I would do anything. And then I meeting people like Sidney, I was like, oh, but there's another way, you know, choosing good scripts and choosing good roles makes a difference. Doesn't Eastwood work that way too? A little bit quick?

Yeah. When I met Clint on set right before we were going to shoot, that's the first time I met him. And the first thing he said out of his mouth was you worked with sydney and he had a grin and i said yes he goes so you know how to work fast i said yes i do he said very good and so that's we did we worked fast you're getting better at asking questions as time goes on i asked nothing with eastwood tom hanks no he's still not asking questions still not asking oh my god i want to ask. You know, I worked with Arthur Miller. Wow.

And this is what I said to him every morning. He's like, how was your drive? And then I would sit back and listen to him describe the color of the mountain and the sun coming through the clouds. And that was it. That's funny. I didn't ask him about his plays. I didn't ask him about Marilyn. I was like, I can read those in, you know, biographies.

Sure. But hearing him describe his drive through the Berkshire Mountains, maybe that's unusual. What was it like sitting listening to Arthur Miller? I tell you, he's a tall drink of water. He is a beautiful, he was handsome, like very sexy, tall, big man. So it's also like, you know, you just fluster to be in his presence. But honestly, it's surreal. It's so many moments that are like that I picture myself I'm still the this girl from Queens

trying to come to Manhattan and it you know maybe it was a wild dream but you don't expect those wild dreams to you know come to fruition so fruition. You're still in touch with that. That's so refreshing. Oh, yeah. Listen, I'm very starstruck at this moment. I'm not taking this lightly. Spielberg Schmielberg. How about that, Gil?

I've heard you say when you meet these people, too, you try to remind yourself, meet the person, not the personality. A friend gave me that advice once. Good advice. And I think I do. I do try to keep that in mind. And I try to sometimes I get recognized on the street for the office. And I try to give that back to people because I know maybe they're feeling a little nervous.

So I right away say, oh, tell me your name. You know, I try to be somewhat friendly and move on, you know. That's nice because it's important to them. Yeah. Yeah. The celebrity encounter is important. Somebody said that in a previous podcast. I'm trying to remember.

Remember, it's your 300th time of signing that autograph. It was Henry Winkler. Yeah. Gave that advice. Wasn't it Henry Winkler? Gave that advice to- It sounds like Henry Winkler. Yeah, gave that advice to Jeffrey Tambor.

Remember, meeting fans, remember it's your 3,000th time, but it's their first. Is Henry Winkler the nicest man in show business? He may be. Next to Gilbert. Next to Gilbert. Yes, we had him. He was on one of our early shows. He's a doll of a guy.

Winkler is bordering on Mooney. Yeah. He doesn't just say hello he goes up to you and goes you are the most wonderful person i've ever met in my entire life he's the real deal henry yeah i think alan alda and henry winkler may be the two nicest people that i've met he's so spectacular on barry he is i i love him on that he's great you you really you know that's part of why we we decided to do this show there's an actor late in life he's known for this thing's following him around his whole life fonzie you know and then you get to see him in arrested development and then you get to see him on barry and you realize

like you say gilbert the older actors are just as good as they ever were. You see the guy's range come out. These things he can do. He didn't know. We used to have shows like Love Boat and Fantasy Island. And these people would pop up either where you didn't know them or you thought they were dead years ago. And then you go, wow, they really could. Yeah.

I love Boat and Fantasy Island. That was my, whatever night that was on, that was my lineup. Fantasy Island? Oh, I love those shows. You know what Gilbert's going to have to do is his tattoo impersonation. I'm so eager, I stumbled over the word. Yeah. I'm so eager I stumbled over the word Yeah Oh I could do Tattoo

Incentive a woman Ruby Villachez Incentive a woman Your name Daphne I know that Because you're wearing Chanel number 5 And you have a southern accent. Hoorah!

You can get bread outside New York to date like this. It's too alkaline. Hoorah! Amy is doubled over. It's too alkaline. Have you ever seen anyone do Herbie Ville chess? Oh my god I have now No need to see anymore after that one

That was amazing What play were you doing with Arthur Miller? A play of his called The Ride Down Mount Morgan Now do you remember any lines from the Miller play? Don't make her do Herbie Villachess. No. I actually don't. Should I pretend I do?

Yeah. Tell us about what- I was driving down Mount Morgan with Herbie Villachess in the backseat. Sorry. Is stand-up something you'd ever attempt to do, by the way? You do have great comic timing. Not on your life.

Not on my life, huh? Not on my life. No, I couldn't imagine that. So, you know, my husband was working on Night of Too Many Stars. Uh-huh. Gilbert did that show. Okay.

So, yeah. So, you know, so there's the phone bank and, you know, to call in. Sure. Robert Smigel's show. Yeah. Yeah. Robert Smigel's show yeah and so anyway he I got so distracted

by this chair I don't know why it's just a chair it's just a chair and there's nobody in it I'm just trying to be very quiet okay so anyway

so Night of Too Many Stars and Sully Sullenberger the pilot who landed the plane in the Hudson, was on the phone bank. And he was in between the calls. There was a bunch of other comedian friends of Eric's and Andy Blitz, I believe it was. And Sully had said, so let me get this straight.

Like you do stand up and you write your own material and you just go up there with like no script? And he said, yeah. And Sully said, oh, I couldn't imagine doing that. I wouldn't have the guts. Wow. How about that, Jill? Now, anyway, that to me, like not that I want to fly a plane on the Hudson, land a plane on the Hudson either, but I feel that way about stand-up.

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And there was only just a scene. He wouldn't give me the whole script. And in his office, he said, I'm really sorry I can't let you read the script because if it gets out there, it's going to end up on Curb Your Enthusiasm. He said, but I'll tell you what, I'll read you the scene that precedes the scene that you auditioned with. I said, oh, that's great. So he comes out and he read the scene and it was funny and I started laughing. And he's like, you like that? It's good?

I said, it's very funny. Okay, let me read you another one. And he read another scene and another. He ended up reading the entire script for me as i sat i sat on the couch in his office and he stood and it was amazing i like it was this it was a one-man show of albert brooks um wow he is he is a funny man it's a fun film you had a small part yeah i did it's a fun film. You had a small part. Yeah, I did.

But it's a fun film. Yeah. I haven't seen it in a long time. But I love that part when he walks by the Taj Mahal and he's too busy, like, complaining. He misses the Taj Mahal. He misses the Taj Mahal. See, Larry David, I called yesterday because I knew you worked with him. And and i was hoping he doesn't remember me i i was hoping he'd remember you and i was hoping there'd be some story where he tried to have

sex with you oh god unfortunately fortunately yeah i was hoping there'd be a story like, you know, Amy Ryan. Amy Ryan. She's, you know, on television. So, but unfortunately. No story there, yeah. Sorry, I dropped my questions. I need Steve's help. Sorry, I dropped my questions. I had questions for Amy from listeners and the paper fell in the hole.

It's like the dating game. We're going to take a slight break because Frank's question fell in the hole. Is that Kevin coping? I guess so. Where are you drawing them, Frank? Hang on, I have them here. Thank you, Dara.

Dara's on her end. Gilbert will insist I leave this in. Yes. Oh, man. I'll insist I leave this in The Larry David movie is funny too Clear history Yeah clear history Yet a small part but it's funny It's like a long bizarre curb episode Yeah it is right

And it just dawned on me If I'm related to Bernie Sanders I must be related to Larry David. Oh, yeah. We found out before we turned the mics on that Amy had done her family tree, her genealogy, and found out she was distantly related to Bernie Sanders, which is bizarre. So, yeah. So then you're related to Larry David.

He doesn't remember me. By extension. I got a couple of questions here from listeners. Okay. We call this Grill the Guest. Sean Patrick Little, I love Amy, and I just want to know how the hell to pronounce her real surname. That would be Jivinkowski. How do you say it?

Jivinkowski. Jivinkowski. How do you say it? Jivinkowski. Jivinkowski. Mm-hmm. Wow. Just like it's spelled. Just like it's spelled. And what made you change that?

It's already an Amy Jivinkowski and sag. Here's one. Was it Gilbert's dulcet tones that first drew you to your wonderful impression or his raw sexuality? Both.

That was Michael Barrows. Michael, you should know better. Of course it was both. Here's an office question. Molly Kessler, did you keep anything from the set of The Office? Any keepsake? I have a Dundee award. You do?

Yeah. That's cool. Let's talk quickly about The Office because our listeners would be upset. You got the part because you were in The Wire, essentially. I believe so. Paul Lieberstein, who I actually... Paul Lieberstein who I actually

Toby I knew Toby a long time ago from a sitcom called The Naked Truth that starred Taya Leone

yes he was one of the writers and I was on it for a season or two and then years later we

he we lost touch but he was a fan of The Wire and then was writing for The Office. And then I believe that's how I became part of The Office. And you had worked with Steve as well, briefly. So briefly, it's hard to really say.

Dan in real life. That's where I first met him. What tremendous chemistry you guys wound up having. Yeah, I really care for that guy. He's such salt of the earth, just great actor. My wife and I watch the show over and over again, and we think it's only 15 years old, but the things that you probably can't do as easily now

that you were doing on that show. I mean, it's really an edgy show. Yeah, well, first of all, everybody in the office states everybody else does that. But I mean, even the thing where you're first introduced around and Dwight is pranking you and tells you that Kevin

is slow in the brain. Yeah, that's right, yeah. And the wonderful scene with the vending machine. That's right. All of that would... Really? You might be written up about.

Even in 15 years, look how comedy has changed. Yeah, yeah. You know, I was asking a friend of mine the other day who's a stand-up, and he was writing, he writes on a show, and he's in his mid-40s, and he was saying there's so much that you just can't, so much is off topic, not off topic. Off limits. Off limits, thank you.

And I said, well, have you changed your thinking or are you just keeping quiet about it? Like, are you afraid to get in trouble? But he said, like, a lot of the 20-year-old writers in there are just like, you can't make jokes about, like, mentally handicapped people or you can't make jokes about women or you can't make jokes about dogs. And he said, probably maybe half of it. I'm thinking, yeah, I guess that was messed up.

I shouldn't have done that. But the rest, he goes, no, I'm just keeping quiet about it. It's interesting because it's a show that was created before Me Too. Yeah. And there's, you know, there's this, Michael is, you know, in many ways a harmless character, but he's incredibly sexist. Oh, God, yeah,ist oh god yeah and lascivious i mean there's just comedy on that show you guys know what i'm talking about that would be difficult

probably more different of course there's always talk of a reboot yeah you know well unless you know and then it becomes a period piece like this is how we used to behave back then right you know right do you find gill in your comedy things that bits that you could do 15 years ago that that never got there was never an objection to them but now yeah but but because the climate has changed yeah you feel yourself going into something that you feel like well wait a minute i just did this last week it killed and now like people will start to get nervous you feel a tension in the room i wonder if that's cyclical i wonder if it'll bounce back eventually you know um i tend to think everything is cyclical

but um yeah but i and then i wonder too is like part of the nerves because people are recording everything now like you know it's like some clubs they lock your phone up but like you know um you know but yeah i don't know it's that's that's your world are people taping you are people pulling their phones out yeah that they are i i always see in the audience there'll be like a white light or gone i always hate that and um now it's like it used to be it's a club it's supposed to be wild and wrong what's going on now it's taken out of the club and broadcast and it's like oh no we're tomorrow for that can you get those um little pouches that they put phones in? Yeah, I think more and more they'll have to do that.

There are certain comics that are making that mandatory now. Yeah. The phones get collected because they don't want, you know, whatever. They don't want a bit out there either. Yeah. Or if they step over the line. Does your husband miss any part of that? I know he's writing now.

He wrote for an HBO show together. Oh, yeah, High Maintenance. Does he miss performing? I know he's writing now. He wrote for an HBO show. You guys did an HBO show together. Oh, yeah, High Maintenance. Does he miss performing? Does he miss stand-up? I think he does, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was years ago, but he and Leo got together to do kind of like a charity event. But I remember they were writing something and had nothing and they

had to walk out the door because the show was starting in an hour and and I I was so scared for him I was like what are you gonna do he's like I have no idea he was just head in hand like in agony and I was like you're really gonna go out on stage with nothing he's like yeah and he came home late that night I I was like, how'd it go? He's like, we killed. That's great. I'm like, how does that happen? Like, how does that happen

where you really don't know? And that they could pick it up again, too, after not performing as a team for so long. Yeah, Leo's definitely, that's Eric's first wife. You know, that's the longest relationship he's been in. I'm second fiddle.

That's funny. It's true. I don't know if I said it on mic or off mic before, but the Falconer is a sketch that they wrote for SNL, which I love. Yeah. Funny guys. Yeah.

A couple of other quick questions from listeners. And then I got a question for you about Gilbert that you're going to love. Chance Pryor, also an Office fan. Why was Holly and Amy not in the Office finale? Obviously because you had moved to Colorado. Oh, yes. Why?

I thought there wasn't... I believe they didn't need me there. I thought it was for the cast regulars. And I lived in New York at the time. And I had a small child and going out there to be in a quick scene seemed, I felt like they were writing it as a favor to me. And I was like, okay, like, you know, you you guys can you you know the original band can be together it was nice when when corell came back yeah for that for that last episode yeah the show was him there's a sweetness to it yeah two two moments and then i want to move on to the gilbert question that he's going to love two moments for me on that show for your character. One is the one where Michael gets lost

and you somehow know instinctively that he's on the rooftop and you go and find him. It's a really beautiful moment. And the other one is when he's being abusive to you for Jan's sake. And then he holds the baby and doesn't feel anything. This is a very romantic moment. Oh my gosh. And he comes into the office. Do you feel anything. This is a very romantic moment.

Oh, my gosh. And he comes into the office. Do you remember this? I really don't, to be honest. Too bad, because it's great television. You know, my daughter just started watching The Office. How old is your daughter now? She's 10.

Okay. Which is weird, because a lot of these, as you say earlier, like these inappropriate jokes are going over her head, which is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll catch up that scene. Look for that scene. Okay. You'll know what I'm talking about.

Yeah. It's really – because it's a show that is also very sentimental for all the edgy comedy. Yeah, yeah, it is. I feel like I never had luck on a traditional like four camera sitcom. Landing the rhythm of that kind of comedy wasn't easy for me. And then I remember when I saw the English version of The Office, I thought, well, maybe I could do that. That's more character based. Like these people are pretty, you know, they seem very serious to me and the situations they were in. Yeah, but it'll stop and break your heart on a dime. Yeah, yeah. This is the question about Gilbert because it keeps coming up. As an actor, do you think, are you of the opinion that he could play a dramatic role?

Absolutely. Why not? It's a good one. Absolutely. Why not? Well, now I've got an erection. Listen, Paul Thomas Anderson, get him direct you in something. Oh. He could do anything. Interesting. Yeah.

What do you think, Gil? What do you see yourself playing? We don't have to go as far as Shakespeare or Arthur Miller, you know. What was the thing that, what's his name, Frazier did on stage? Was he King Lear? Kelsey Grammer? Yeah. I would like to do the definitive King Lear.

I don't know any lines from it. What I want you to do right now, and I'm going to say you agree to it. Okay. I want you, as Gilbert Gottfried, and I know you don't know the words, but I know the words, so I will say them to you. And so this will be Amy Ryan. Amy Ryan. I'm Amy Rylance. Amy Ryan as Shylock in Merchant of Venice.

Okay, here, I'll come over. I'll whisper. You're going to whisper the Bard's sweet words in my ear okay i'm gonna whisper now as only i can do you still have your erection and i'm standing from 10 feet away yes you are gilbert yes you are Okay, so you're Shylock. Okay. He mocked my losses. This is you whispering?

Yeah, yes. That's a stage voice. A stage whisper. Stage whisper. Okay, what? He mocked my losses and thwarted my gains. He mocked my losses and thwarted my gains. He mocked my losses and thwarted my gains. And why?

And why? For I am a Jew. For I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Poor Amy. Hath not I... Hath I not Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew eyes.

Oh, hath not a Jew eyes. Yeah, okay. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh my god One more time please Hath not a Jew eyes I like how you do that Iambic pentameter

Hath not a Jew eyes Dimensions Emotions The contaminant. Hath not a Jew eyes? Dimensions, emotions? Dimensions, emotions? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us. If you tickle. He doesn't say tickle. Yes.

Yes. If you tickle us. Do we not laugh? Do we not laugh? Are we not warmed and cooled by the same summer and winter? I literally can't breathe. He's found his role, Dara. This is it.

We don't need Paul Thomas Anderson. No, you donerson no you don't need i can coach him on this it's fine shylock hilarious oh i just want to talk about gone baby gone again what how did your folks feel about you getting nominated for an Academy Award? And what was it like to go? Oh, my God. They were so proud. And they got to come along. Oh, you took your folks. Yeah.

And Eric, my husband, who I was only dating for about eight months at that time, but I was like, you know, do you want to come with me? But listen, if our relationship isn't going to go further than this, I really don't want to look back on this event in 10 years and wonder who's that bald guy I'm sitting next to. To which he said, I wasn't losing my hair then but but um anyway but eric joined and my parents but my dad my dad was getting really wrapped up with the like the competitive part of it all interesting and started to have opinions on you know who was better than who. And I was like, oh, dad. He was getting really upset that Ruby Dee was going to win. He didn't think she deserved it. And my dad was also like early stage dementia.

And I thought, oh my God, is he going to say something? Is he going to shout when they don't call my name? What do I do? And so I told him before the show, I said, Dad, I just want you to know, I know I'm not winning. And he said, What? I said, they, they tell you in advance. And I it's not it's not going to be me. It'll be Ruby. And I said, because she's the oldest and the most experienced body of work, it'll be Tilda, because she's the oldest and the most experienced. Body of work. It'll be Tilda because she's the most creative and takes the biggest risks. It'll be Kate because she's the biggest.

She's talented, but she's the biggest Hollywood star. Good blanchet. Yeah. And he's like, oh, okay, okay. So maybe I jinxed myself. You won everything. It came true. You won the LA Film Critics Award.A. Film Critics Award,

New York Film Critics Award, Boston Society of Film. You won, I think, I counted, like 25 awards. They don't send you anything. You don't get a certificate, a plaque? No, you don't get a certificate

or a plaque. Nothing? Not even a letter? No, not even a letter. Wow. No, but that's okay. And yet, you're stuck with

the Neil Simon firing letter. That keeps me on my toes. All the other stuff will become too complacent. Yeah. And you can count on me, another terrific little movie. Oh, that's a great film. Yeah, Kenneth Lonergan's film. And as Gilbert was alluding to, he did insult Matthew Broderickick when we had him here oh and and how did that go over yeah he i mean he was very nice so he was

very patient about it but i i fucking hated ferris bueller's day off i think that character's an asshole he was very nice about it and he's a nice person he's a nice person i don't know him too well but just say hi yeah speaking of by the way philip before i wrote this down too philip seymour hoffman's part in happiness you know this movie todd salons's movie oh yeah yeah that's another heartbreaking yeah, like, I'm forgetting the character that he plays in Boogie Nights. But that is some. Oh, and Chris Cooper is in that too, I think. In? In Happiness.

Is Chris Cooper in Happiness? I think so. He's definitely playing. You see, I got, oh, he he may Maybe I have him confused with another actor Are you thinking of Dylan Baker? That could be That's the father The father

He's the father Child That's Dylan Baker Yes Dylan Baker Chris Cooper did play Thanks for the segue Because Chris Cooper did play Amy's husband in Capote

With Philip Seymour Hoffman With Philip Seymour Hoffman Yes Yeah What do you do when you're playing a real person like Marie in Capote? Do you do research into the person? Do you feel like you have a responsibility to? A little.

I mean, that woman wasn't, you know, there's no, actually there was one little clip of her walking down um uh fifth avenue with truman capote i think he brought her to a premiere or something and uh she was just you could i thought this woman is wonderfully and rightfully so starstruck and i thought that was kind of a interesting yeah she was her like capote by capote yeah but But here her neighbors were just murdered but she's also on top of that really excited to have Truman Capote

in her house. And just that little clip of her walking down Fifth Avenue she had this little pep in her step. I read that Capote made her some kind

of arrangement. I'll send you an article. Is that right? Oh, please do. There was an article in the New Yorker. Do you know about this, Gilbert? Well, of course, that was the way that the film was,

that Bennett Miller approached the film, was to not pull punches on Capote's opportunism, his naked opportunism and how he kind of manipulated Perry. But I'll send you an article from the New Yorker that supposedly she was, that Capote struck some kind of a deal or made some kind of an arrangement with Marie. And I'm forgetting Chris Cooper's character's name, but I'll send it to you. It's fascinating.

There are some actors, if they're doing an accent or a character in a movie, if you go up to them at the lunch table and they're playing an English character, you say, hey, the lunch is good today. And they go, oh, yes, it's quite wonderful. They do. They do. They do. What about when a character drops their accent in the middle of a movie, like Kevin Costner in Robin Hood? Yeah.

It just stops. It just stops. It just stops. It goes from Brit to Southern California. It seems like halfway through the movie they go, I'm tired of this. I don't think it works. I did that in The Wire, actually. I started like in real earnestness trying to do a Baltimore accent in the first couple of episodes.

I was getting that like, whoa, and down the ocean. And then I just got a little lazy. That was it. That was it. I did it for like three little lazy that was it that was it i did it for like three episodes and that was it when jack jack wharton was in problem child and he said watching the movie he said in some scenes i'm southern is your ear now sufficiently trained that you can watch a movie and say that accents weigh the hell

off or is it only if it's one you've done you mean for myself or watching any movie watching a movie um and saying i'm not buying it yeah there's a lot that i don't buy. I think Southern accents are the most abused. Like people usually just do a generic Southern drawl. And, um, I have enough Southern friends who like, who rail against that, you know, injustice. Um, but, uh, I, I think that when, and I, and I feel like English actors, um, you know, they go, they go to like a generic southern sound or an American hard R thing. It does impress me how easily British actors slide into American accents, though. Well, I wish we had more of their television here growing up and Australian television. Because I feel like all our shows were over there first.

I think that way. I mean, for myself, I'm saying. Yeah. Sometimes when I'll hear an English actor do an American accent, and I don't know the actor's English, I'll go, he's got some kind of speech defect. You know, it's like something there. Something is not there.

But then when it's real, like Idris Elba on The Wire, I didn't know he was from England. I had watched the first series before I joined in the second season. And then when I met him on set, I mean, I was just gobsmacked. I was like, what are you talking about? This is like English. Because I saw him in the office before I ever saw him on set i mean i was just gobsmacked i was like what are you talking about this is like english you know because i saw him in the office before i ever saw him on the wire so i didn't say so he was using his own yeah yeah yeah have you been asked you've been in a million films gilbert have you been asked to do an accent or a dialect uh yeah and i did it as convincingly as the other actors which one in that movie i was in a movie called bad medicine

oh that's the yeah i was a south american and and in one part i have to tell uh steve gutenberg old shoes must be black because he has to wear black shoes. And I have to say in a Spanish accent, and I watched it, and it actually comes out as old Jews must be black. We can rent this and see this. Yes. Old Jews must be black. What was your character's name in that movie? Like Hector Santiago?

Oh, Tony Sandoval. Tony Sandoval. Yes. Isn't Hollywood crazy? You wouldn't be cast. You wouldn't get that. You know something? You can't take that part now.

That's right. You can't take that part now. She's right. You can't take that part now. That's right. You can't take that part now. She's right. When I watch movies, and I thought, you know, the fun of movies was watching an actor be like Mexican in one movie, Asian in another, and French in another.

And it's like, to me, that was part of the whole thrill. Like Peter Sellers. Yes, yes. He could play all those different types. Peter Sellers couldn't do that nowadays. He wouldn't be allowed. No, no, no. But I suppose it wasn't much fun for the Mexican actor at home watching that movie or the Asian actor.

Let me get a turn. Charlton Heston, the Mexican actor watching Charlton Heston play a Mexican in Touch of Evil. My favorite Mexican accent was, I think it was a Mr. Moto film. So you got Peter Lorre as Chinese. Yeah. And he's interrogating a Mexican antique owner played by John Carradine. played by John Carradine and to hear John Carradine as a Mexican

is just so good before we wrap this is my favorite headline that I found while doing research headline writers crack me up this was in Reuters it was an article about you and the headline was Amy Ryan is much more than a drug addicted mom oh my god is much more than a drug-addicted mom.

Oh, my God. I'll send you that one, too. Please. Tell us about Lost Girls and Worth, which are two projects that you're coming with. Both are very heavy. Both very heavy. I would love to find a comedy after these two films,

which I had a great time making, but as you say, they're both very heavy. Lost Girls is on Netflix in March. And it's about the true story of the Gilgo Beach murders that happened out by Jones Beach 10 years ago. speech 10 years ago. And it centers on this woman, Marie Gilbert, who I play, whose daughter had gone missing. And when she went to the police on Suffolk County and got no help and was actually ignored and dismissed, she just kept getting louder and louder and demanded that an investigation keep happening. And then they ended up finding 10 missing sex workers and kind of unearthed a serial killer. I remember the story. Yeah, which is still unsolved.

It's quite maddening. And Worth is about 9-11? And Worth is about 9-11? Worth is about Michael Keaton and I play the commissioners who were in charge of the 9-11 Victim Fund Commission. So it's a very heavy topic. But I was drawn to that film for the idea of people who actually were forward moving in those days after the attacks like and went back to work i know you famously went back to work after 9-11 nice nicely done that could have gone the other way that was amazing um i you know after i i remember a couple of days after 9-11 my friends and i we were i lived in the west village at the time and it was it was when like you know

keep businesses going and you know and we were just sitting in jeans and t-shirt you know you know let's go out dancing let's go let's go do it and so we went up to 14th street and got out of uh i don't know why we took a cab from the west village but anyway we got out and we go to this club and there's the red rope and it's it's literally september 14th maybe and just as we get out a limo door opens hugh hefner gets out pamela anderson and then some other ladies they all get in a formation like a someone's going to take their picture and pamela they they all have the same pose and pamela gets to stand next to hugh and they go in the club and we go to follow and the red rope clicks shut wow and we get all this at like you're not getting in this club and I was

like that was amazing that was an amazing sight and I'm like and what are they doing here in New York like three days after you know but then yeah it was roast. It was at the U Hefner roast that I did the 9-11 joke. That's right. So I was trying to get in that club that night. I couldn't get through the rope. It was a strange, strange time. So I'm going to recommend, as we always do to our listeners, we used to do those Thursday episodes where we recommend movies.

We'll send this to you because we did a whole short thursday episode and then after a while the devil knows you're dead after a while to show how hard i work on this show uh frank would say do you have any movies to recommend i'd say nah can't think you made it to 29 weeks yeah and i I remember one time you called me and said, do you have a movie? And I said, no, nothing. And he goes, what's on the background? And I said, I'm watching Earth versus the Flying Saucers. It's a very fun science fiction film. The special effects were done by Ray Harryhausen and you said, well could you say that? And I think we did. But we did a 30 minute episode all about Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. Thank you.

And I want to recommend Win Win with you and Giamatti and our friend Jeffrey Tambor and Beautiful Boy, another good movie that you and Carell made, which is a very different kind of thing. Yeah, I think people who are fans of Michael and Holly were very upset to see us in this heavy drama. I would imagine.

A very, very good film. Can you do the Hamlet speech? I'll help you. Can you put Gilbert Gottfried as Hamlet okay she's gonna kill her voice come whisper again to me

to be or not to be what was that laugh it's like air going out of a balloon. Give it to me one more time, please. To be or not to be. That is the question. Whether it's nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune or to take arms against the sea of troubles. Against the sea of troubles.

And by opposing end them. And by opposing end them. Will you guys do the gin game together? Will you tour in a two-person? How about Mr. and Mrs. Bridge? You know that one? Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Wasn't that Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward? Well, I think it's only right that it's next to Amy Ryan and Gilbert Gottfried. Natural follow up. Will you let your daughter watch a Gilbert Gottfried movie

since she's watching The Office? She's 10. I'm going to start off with this comedy. Here's how your mother was raised. You start with this stand-up. She must have watched Aladdin as a child. Yes, yes. Aladdin was her second Broadway show and then the movies.

Well, I'm exhausted and you must be. Did you have fun coming and being silly with us? Oh, yeah. It was amazing. Thank you. Well. Okay. Ash Gilbert got it.

Don't make her work again. She'll close the show. Is that mic even working? It is. I said it's on. Okay. Poor Amy. Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried.

Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried. And this has been... And this has been... Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast. And this has been Gilbert. I have a little too much guttural sound there. Too much phlegm? Too much guttural.

This has been Gilbert's. What is it? Gottfried's. Gottfried's. Godfrey. Godfrey. Amazing. Colossal.

Podcast. With my co-host. With my co-host. Frank Santopadre. That's harder than Jim Kalski. It is. Frank Santopadre. Close enough.

And we have been talking to. And we have been talking to. Is this going on your reel, Amy? The lovely and talented. The lovely and talented. The lovely and talented. The lovely and talented. And she took her sweater off at the beginning of the show. But I had a t-shirt on underneath. Yeah.

I'm going to work on your laugh when I go home. I'm going to try. That's hard. Our guest, the lovely and talented Amy Wright. Thank you, Amy. Thank you. You are the sport of sports. One of my favorite episodes. I took you to an intimate restaurant Then to a suggested movie

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