Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - Keith Carradine Encore
Episode Date: August 8, 2022GGACP celebrates the birthday (August 8, 1949) of one of their favorite guests, veteran actor and Academy Award-winning musician Keith Carradine with this ENCORE of an interview from 2018. In this epi...sode, Keith looks back at his frequent collaborations with mentor Robert Altman, reminisces about his friendships with Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine and Robert Mitchum, and reflects on the life and career of his dad, horror icon John Carradine. Also, Harvey Keitel loosens up, Jerry Lewis shoots hoops, Rod Steiger pays a surprise visit and Jessica Tandy lights up the stage. PLUS: "Love American Style"! Sam Fuller eats a stogie! Kwai Chang Caine hosts SNL! Deconstructing "The Aristocrats"! And Keith wins an Oscar for Best Original Song! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hi this is Wooley Tyler
This is Lester, you're listening to
Gilded Godfrey's
Amazing Colossal
Podcast
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Nice Thank you guys Colossal Podcast. It is. Nice.
Thank you.
Thank you, guys. Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried, and this is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing, colossal podcast
with my co-host, Frank Santopadre.
And we're once again recording at Nutmeg with our engineer, Frank Furtarosa.
Our guest this week is a musician, an Oscar-winning singer-songwriter, an Emmy and Tony-nominated
performer, and one of the busiest, most versatile, and most admired actors of his generation.
and most admired actors of his generation.
You've seen him in popular TV shows like Deadwood, Criminal Minds, Dexter, Damages, Fargo,
and the current hit Madam Secretary, as well as on the Broadway stage in Hair, Foxfire,
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and The Will Rogers Follies.
But he's probably best known to audiences for his fine work in some of the more memorable movies of the last five decades, including McCabe and Mrs. Miller, the Duelists, Thieves,
Thieves Like Us, I'm sorry.
The Duelists, Thieves Like Us,
Pretty Baby, Welcome to L.A.,
Wild Bill, The Long Riders,
Cowboys and Aliens,
and of course has the womanizing Tom Frank in one of the most
defining films of the 1970s, Robert Altman's Nashville. In a very long and very distinguished career, he shared the screen with the likes of Kirk Douglas, Lee Marvin,
Warren Beatty, Vanessa Redgrave, Rod Steigerer, Louis Malle, and Ridley Scott.
Please welcome one of our favorite actors, an artist of many talents,
and, I've always wanted to say this, the son of Dracula, Keith Carradine.
Listening to that.
I feel like I'm really something, man.
I had no idea.
See, I always feel like those intros should be followed with
found dead in his Los Angeles apartment.
You know what?
One of these days, that could be it.
I hope I'm in my home and not a Los Angeles apartment.
Let me get this out of the way in front.
I'm a huge fan.
And the aristocrats gilbert
yeah you are in my estimation you are the gold standard in terms of the telling of that particular
joke of all jokes uh you're a god man and and and i and i cannot tell you what an honor it is to be
able to to meet you and speak with you here in your world.
How about that, Gil?
Well, now that I've gotten that compliment, we don't need to interview you anymore.
Okay, that's good.
Hey, I'm cool, man.
I can go do something.
And I remember, this is a boring thing to turn it about me.
remember this is a boring thing to to turn it about me i i worked with your your brother david yeah hosted saturday night live once davy yeah oh yeah yeah and i did not know 1980 is that around
oh yeah 79 80 and and they uh i remember at first they wrote bits for him that he was ready to have fun.
And then they came up with this dumb idea that he'd play the kung fu character in each sketch and wander in and out.
And by the first minute, you knew it wasn't working.
And that was it.
But at the end of the show, i was standing there for the good nights
i look up in the balcony and there's your father john carradine yeah sitting there like leaning
his weight on a cane and i just thought that was magical seeing him there yeah Yeah, he had an extraordinary career, an amazing life.
Hey, man, I come from, you know,
this sort of Hollywood,
I guess there's an element of dynasty about it,
I suppose, on some level.
But the old man, man, he was the first, you know?
And as my brother David liked to say, because of him, you know, we all stand 10 feet taller than we would have otherwise.
Wow.
You know, you're kicking yourself for not going up there and meeting John Caron.
Oh, yeah.
He's such a horror fan, Keith.
You know, we've had Bela Lugosi's son on the show and we had Sarah Barthes-Karloff's daughter here.
Lon Chaney Jr.'s
grandson. Yeah, we talk a lot
about the Universal Classics.
You know, it's interesting, and remember
Landau's
performance. Oh, sure.
Martin Landau's performance in Ed Wood.
For which he won
his Oscar, a supporting actor Oscar.
Well deserved.
His physicality in that role, I thought, I wonder if Marty knew my dad.
Because in my father's later years, his arthritis rendered him, you know, it changed the way he moved and walked.
And in particular, the walk that he had.
I looked at Landau in Ed Wood and I thought, hey, man, he's doing my dad's walk toward the end of his life.
It was an interesting thing to see.
Did you ever ask if there was a connection there?
I never got the chance. I met Marty a few years later when he was still around,
and I didn't want to go there with him.
I like your dad's Dracula.
It's more of a kind of a stylized champagne Dracula,
almost like what Langella did with the character.
Kind of.
And my father was particularly proud of the fact that he made his Dracula physically,
his physical appearance was, he said, exactly what Stoker had written in the book.
Oh, the mustache.
Yes.
Yes, all of that.
The purest.
So, you know, it was the most true to Stoker's description.
But for some reason, well, I guess he was hiding the fact that he was Dracula,
even though he was wearing a cape and the medallion and turning into a bat.
Yeah.
But apart from that, who would have known?
Yeah, yeah.
It was like, do you remember what his name was
in the House of Frankenstein and House of Dracula?
My father's name?
Yes.
It wasn't Dracula.
He didn't call himself Dracula.
Oh, he wasn't Count Dracula.
What was it?
He would go, I am Baron Latos.
Yes.
No way.
Yeah, that was Baron Latos.
And he was, meanwhile, he dressed like Dracula.
So did he drink milk?
I mean.
Oh, yes.
He's intolerant.
He's almost a Shakespearean Dracula.
You know, I know he was a Shakespeare buff.
My father was, he was a great student of the Bard.
I mean, that was his great love was Shakespeare.
You know, he was a Shakespearean actor first and foremost.
And, you know, he wound up in the movies really by chance.
I mean, he came out here to Hollywood looking to be an actor.
But he was also, he was an accomplished portrait sculptor.
Yes.
He had studied in New York with William Chester Frentz.
And in fact, he met DeMille, Cecil B. DeMille, because he was commissioned to do a bust of DeMille.
And while DeMille was sitting for him, while my father was working on the initial phases of that sculpture, DeMille
heard his speaking voice and asked if he was an actor. And my father said, yes, I am. And he said,
I'm doing a film. And my father, in his usual highfalutin way, my dad could be a bit of a snob.
And he said, no, Mr. DeMille, I'm a theater actor. But that fell by the wayside.
And his first film was DeMille's Sign of the Cross.
Right.
I read that he designed sets for him for five minutes, and that didn't work out.
That may be true.
I'm not aware of that particular story, but I heard a few.
Because he sculpted as well.
Yeah.
He was a sculptor, a portrait sculptor. He made
his way across the country doing
sketch portraits of people's,
he would do a portrait in
pencil, and his deal
was it was a dollar, and
if you didn't approve of the likeness,
you didn't have to pay for it. And it was a
great source of pride for him that no one ever stiffed
him. Everyone agreed to give him the dollar
after they saw the work.
So he was very proud of that.
And he worked as a watchman on a banana tree.
And I think it was between El Paso and Los Angeles.
That's how he made the final leg of the journey
across the country.
And then he wound up doing odd jobs.
He was a film dryer at one point.
And he talked about, you know,
crawling into the back seats of cars
that were unlocked
on Hollywood Boulevard and sleeping for the night because he didn't have a place to live.
On one occasion, he was awakened by, you know, this guy got into his car having no idea that
there was a man asleep in the back seat.
And the guy started the car up and my dad shot up and said, whoa.
And the guy was, you know, scared to death.
What the hell?
This is my car.
and the guy was scared to death.
What the hell?
This is my car.
You know, those were the,
I guess those were,
what he referred to as his salad days.
I'm never sure,
where does that expression come from?
That's a good question. Why do they call it your salad days?
Because I appreciate a good salad.
Salad days are good.
Those are good days, so.
Yeah, you'd think it was stale bread days or something yeah did he did he Keith did he
audition that there's the varying varying stories on uh on the internet about whether he ever
officially auditioned for the the the monster and also for the for the count before Lugosi got the
part you know I don't know the answer to that question. Interesting. But he certainly, listen, I mean, he did those films, the horror films that my dad participated in, most of those happened from the late 40s in through the 50s.
And, you know, I mean, he had started off, he was a highly respected and desired character actor.
respected and desired character actor.
And, you know, as he would say,
people would ask him and he would say,
well, you know, I've been in some of the best films ever made and some of the worst.
So, you know, he did what he had to do.
He had a bunch of kids to feed, you know.
He kept us fed and clothed and a roof over our heads.
And to do that, he made a lot of films that, you know,
he wasn't necessarily,
he knew they were crap for the most part, but it's a huge part of his legacy, you know.
And we do what we have to do, man, right? I mean, we do what we have to do.
Of course.
And then people remember us or they don't, you know. I mean, I think it's a great
sort of ironic tragedy that when Richard Harris checked out, they said Dumbledore is dead.
I mean, my God, look at that guy's body of work, you know, from the sporting life to, you know.
Oh, everything.
Everything. Camelot.
Yes.
I mean.
I remember seeing John Carradine in a movie, one of his lesser ones later on.
Yeah.
And he was the narrator he keeps popping in in between stories
to give a dramatic reading of what's coming up and you could see he's palming a cigarette
in his hand it's like he was so aware he was doing a piece of shit he wouldn't even put the cigarette
down for it.
You know, it's funny.
I came across, recently I came across an old interview when he did the Dick Cavett show.
And, you know, that was, I think it was the early 70s maybe.
It might have been the late 60s.
I'm not, I think it was the early 70s.
And, you know, it was a different time, man.
And he's sitting there with a smoke, you know, on the air.
Oh, they all smoked on the air then.
Yeah.
And you could see the clouds of smoke wafting through, you know, while he was talking.
It was interesting, though.
It was a great thing to come across because it was him just sitting and chatting with Cavett, you know.
And Cavett, he was a good interviewer.
He's a smart guy.
And, you know, it was fun to see that snippet of my dad after all these years.
I mean, he's been gone since 88.
So, you know, I miss him.
And particularly because he was an older guy when I was born.
You know, mostly I got a lot of stories.
But some of them were the kind of stories that he told to Cavett.
And it was a good thing to come across.
He breaks your heart in Grapes of Wrath.
Oh, my.
And I was watching today.
I was watching the man who shot Liberty Valance.
It makes a great speech.
I know you've introduced those films, too.
I have.
Yeah.
And just to watch him in those Ford pictures.
Absolutely.
I mean, and a handsome man, too.
I was watching Stagecoach over the weekend.
He was a good-looking guy.
Yes, a good-looking dude. He had a good face. man, too. I was watching Stagecoach over the weekend. He was a good-looking guy, man. Yes, a good-looking dude.
He had a good face. Yes, absolutely.
The film that really broke him out
was Prisoner of Shark Island, where he played
the jailer. And I hadn't seen
that. I knew of it, but I hadn't seen it.
And it was, I don't know, 20, 30 years ago, I suddenly
came across it. And I sat and
watched it. My dad's work in that movie, I thought,
whoa.
This is modern work.
This isn't,
there's nothing dated
about what he's doing.
It was incredibly right now.
And I thought, you know,
man, he had it.
And I know he did a lot of theater
and he loved Shakespeare
and he had his own
Shakespearean rep company.
And I recently came across a bunch of photographs of him
from that era in all of the different roles.
I know I saw him give his last performance of Hamlet,
and by then he was in his 50s.
And I think I was six years old,
and I fell asleep, of course, because I was six.
He played everything. He played Sc I was six. You know.
He played everything.
He played Scrooge.
He did.
Yeah.
Versatile.
Versatile. And he pops up in at least two old classic horror films.
Yep.
For like one line each.
Uh-huh.
In Bride of Frankenstein.
Oh, he's in the Bride of Frankenstein, of course.
Right.
It's the monster.
Yep.
And you got to act with him, Keith.
I did a few times.
The first occasion was
I had just finished Hair in New York.
I did Hair on Broadway.
That was my first gig.
I did that from March of 69 to February of 70.
And it was after that,
I come back to California
and I had met Robert Altman
and I was about to go up
and do McCabe and Mrs. Miller.
And my dad was,
you know,
I had a month or two
and my dad was doing
a dinner theater production
of Tobacco Road
at the Alhambra Dinner Theater
in Jacksonville, Florida.
And he invited me
to come and play Dude.
Now this was one
of his old chestnuts
that he would pull out
of the trunk
and he would do this from time to time in different places.
One of his favorite roles.
And he had a couple of actors
that he'd worked with over the years.
I'm going to forget her name now.
Georgia Simmons, who played Ada.
And she was by then in her 80s, I think.
And I went down there and did this production
of Tobacco Road with him
until I had to leave to go and start work on McCabe and Mrs. Miller up in Vancouver.
And when I left, I think there were still two weeks left in the run, my brother Bobby took over my role.
And that was the first time Bobby acted on the stage.
Did you learn anything watching him up close, being out there with him every night?
Yeah, that was a lesson every day, every moment, every second.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
And it was really interesting because he had a very strict sense of protocol
and how things are properly done as a professional actor in the theater anywhere.
And at one point I asked him for advice about some moment that I had in the play,
and he said, if you want to talk about your performance in this play, in this part,
you go and you speak to the director.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was a purist.
Yeah, he was a purist.
Yeah.
And if I learned nothing else from him, I learned, listen, temperament is nothing more than bad manners.
He said that.
Yeah, I love that.
He had no patience with temperamental actors.
None.
Yeah.
No, there's no place for it.
Yeah. No, there's no place for it. Yeah.
And then he said, know your lines and pick up your clothes at the end of the day and hang them up.
You know, show respect for your fellow workers.
Everyone's involved in the making of or the performance of whatever it is.
You're all working together and no one is any more important than anyone else.
And I've never forgotten that.
I can't think of an actor who, if you go to IMDb and look at his page.
Oh, my gosh.
We've had 200 guests on this show.
We do a lot of research about those guests and people those guests have worked with.
And I'm constantly going to IMDb.
I have not seen any performer or anyone involved in filmmaking with more credits than John Carradine.
No.
There's hundreds and hundreds.
Exactly.
And as good as they are, they don't always get it right,
and they don't have all of his.
No, I'm sure.
He credited himself.
His count, his personal count was 512 films.
Wow.
They have 321, so there you go.
Exactly.
It's inadequate.
And he said the only actor in Hollywood who had more credits than he in the motion picture business was Donald Crisp.
But he said it shouldn picture business was Donald Crisp. But he said... Remember Donald Crisp?
He said it shouldn't count with Donald Crisp
because a lot of Crisp's credits were two reelers.
Oh, I love it.
So there was a qualification there to that.
And I remember as a kid
being very excited
watching the Munsters
and John Carradine as Herman Floss.
He came and gave his guest shot.
And you know what?
He had actually, he was supposed to audition for that role.
And at the time, he was shooting the Patsy with Jerry Lewis,
and Jerry wouldn't let him leave to go do the audition.
Yeah.
And my dad was always, he was pissed off about that for the rest of his life.
That's fantastic.
But he also said that no one could have played that part as well as Fred Gwynn played it.
He said, there's no way I would have done what Fred did.
What a compliment.
Wow.
How about that?
He said, because Fred had a sweetness.
And he said, and I would not have brought that to the role.
And he said that Fred Gwynn was absolutely the right guy to play that part.
But he wanted to be Herman Munster.
He did.
No, he wanted the shot, you know.
Yeah.
It was a good gig.
I mean, he just wanted to work, you know.
Now, what did John Carradine ever say anything about Jerry Lewis?
Well, listen, I mean, he had obviously great respect for him, you know.
But, you know, it was kind of, he thought that was low, you know.
Yeah, not let him out.
Give him enough time to go out
and audition for this role, you know.
Let's talk about McCabe and Mrs. Miller-Keats
since you brought it up.
And it was sort of,
kind of the thing that put you on the map.
It wasn't your first picture.
No, but it did put me on the map.
That was Robert Altman.
And it was funny.
I heard about the role.
I had come back from doing hair in New York.
And I had done the gunfight, a gunfight with Kirk Douglas and Johnny Cash.
That was actually my first feature.
But I heard about this role, and they sent me over to meet Robert Altman in Westwood.
And he had his Lionsgate films, which he had set up.
And he had offices in Westwood in this little complex of buildings
with a little courtyard in the middle.
And they said, Mr. Altman's upstairs at the back.
Just go up those stairs and knock on the door.
And he had an apartment up there that I guess he would use from time to time
to stay in the city if he didn't feel like driving out to the beach.
And I knocked on the door and he said, come in.
And I opened the door and there he stood.
He was standing there in a t-shirt and
a bathrobe. I remember the white t-shirt underneath in this bathrobe. And he was unwrapping a brown
paper wrapped package. He says, come on in, come on in. I'm just unwrapping this. I just got back
from Columbia. And I thought, uh-oh, is this a couple of keys? What's he bringing back from
Columbia?
And then he said, I was at the film festival down there and I bought some pre-Columbian art.
And I'm just, and I thought, okay.
And in fact, that's what it was, you know.
And he looked at me and he said,
so I'm making this Western.
And I said, yeah.
And he said, did you read it?
And I said, uh-huh.
And he said, do you like the part?
And I said, yeah.
And he said, you want to do it? And I said, sure. And he said, you want to do it?
And I said, sure.
And he said, okay.
That was my audition.
Never auditioned you.
That's great.
No, but he never auditioned anyone.
And I had really long hair
because I had been growing my hair
since I went to New York to do hair, you know.
And I had this hair that was, you know,
well past my shoulders.
And he said, I like the hair.
Let's keep that.
Let's keep that.
And in fact, his having said that,
when I went off to do Tobacco Road with my dad in Florida,
I thought, well, I can't have the hair for that role
because I'm playing this country bumpkin out in Appalachia.
So I went down to Hollywood Boulevard
before I went to Florida.
And I went to some wig store on Hollywood Boulevard.
I bought this wig and I put it on.
I thought, yeah, this will work.
And I actually wore it on my trip down there thinking,
I'll just see how well this works.
And if anybody notices I'm wearing a wig, you know.
Well, it was absurd.
I mean, it was a terrible wig.
But I thought I was looking good, man.
I thought I was getting away with it.
I come out of the airport and Bobby had driven down there with my dad.
They were sitting in my dad's Caddy.
He had this, like a 68 Cadillac or something, convertible.
And they're sitting out in front when I walk out the door.
And I get in the car, and my dad takes one look at me.
He says, are you wearing a wig?
That's hilarious.
And then, of course, I finally get up to Vancouver.
I drive up there.
I had my first car, which I bought with my tax return.
I think I got a $1,400 refund from the IRS for my urine hair.
And I took $1,000 of that, and I bought a 1960 Corvette.
This was 1970, so it was 10 years old.
I bought a 60 Corvette, and I drove that up to Vancouver. And I'll never forget driving up
through this new sort of tracked housing development. And then you get up to the top
and the house is stopped and you went around the corner and there were a couple of hillsides
and sort of a parking area and there was a little guardhouse. And I got out of the car and I walked
up to the guardhouse and the guy had my name. He said, yeah, go in straight there, go to the,
walk around the corner, go to your left. And they want you, they want you in the makeup trailer. And there
was this long trailer and I walked around the corner and it was magical because suddenly there
in the wilds of British Columbia was a turn of the century circa 1901 frontier mining town.
Fantastic. That was actually rising from the mists in there. It was
amazing, magical. You were, it was a, suddenly it was a hundred years ago. It was amazing. And I
walked in, sat down in the makeup trailer. Altman comes in. He says, Hey kid. Uh, yeah. He says, uh,
welcome. Glad you're here. Uh, here, sit down over here. I sit down and he says, uh, cut his hair
off. And I was absolutely heart sick. I thought, God, my hair. He said he wanted over here. I sit down. He says, cut his hair off. And I was absolutely heart sick.
I thought, God, my hair.
He said he wanted my hair.
I was really attached to that hair, man.
It was like kind of a, you know, it was 1970.
It was a badge.
It was like my identity.
And he took one look at my face and he said,
kid, if that's where your ego is, it's in the wrong place.
Wow.
Never forgot that. Wow. Oh, man.
Never forgot that.
Wow.
You know, it's a small role, but it's a showy role.
Well, it's a really good part.
It's a pivotal part in the movie.
Yeah.
And what a beautiful film, by the way.
Amazing film.
Yeah.
It was Vilmo Sigmund and, you know,
Warren Beatty and Julie Christie and everyone else,
you know, but what became known as Altman's Repertory Group.
Yes, Sean Shuck and all those people.
All those amazing people.
And Warren.
Warren couldn't have been sweeter.
He just couldn't have been nicer to me.
Julie was amazing.
Because you're a kid actor at this point.
And I was 20.
20 years old. Yeah, 20 years old.
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And aside from learning from your father,
you said in an interview you worked with Hume Cronin and Jessica Tandy. Yeah, that was my masterclass.
Yeah. Working with them, that was my masterclass, absolutely.
You know, when I first decided I was going to do this, I was in high school
and I decided, well, I'm going to be a proper actor and I'm going to write
a letter and I'm going to submit my application and I'm going to go to the
Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London.
Well, that did not happen for whatever, any number of reasons.
Maybe I didn't, I don't know.
The money, the going there, not being actually good enough to get in,
that could have been a factor.
Anyhow, I did not do that.
And when I wound up in that play with Hume Cronin and Jessica Tandy,
that. And when I wound up in that play with Hume Cronin and Jessica Tandy, that was, I considered that my recompense for not actually having gone to RADA. You know, I got to spend, you know,
a year on Broadway and then another year or another several months, actually, between Denver
and Los Angeles doing that play with those two actors. And it was a lesson every second.
I'll never forget it.
And you said how she turned.
She was old when she...
Oh, Jessie was, by then she was in her 70s.
And she was playing, actually, she played older than she really was physically.
I mean, she was an incredibly vital, beautiful, extraordinarily beautiful woman in her 70s. And the nature of the story was, you know, she's alone, she's lost her
husband, but he's a ghost. So Hume is there as this ghost who haunts her and with whom she has
these conversations and she argues. And there is a moment in the play where they flash back to their
youth and when they first met and when he was courting her and they're teenagers. And Jesse, when she was playing herself, playing
her older self in the play, she actually added some age to herself just by dint of posture.
She would kind of stoop over a little bit and hunch her shoulders and lower her head. And
she put probably another 10 or 15 years on herself just by doing that. But there
was this moment when suddenly she's supposed to be 17 and she stands up and suddenly she rises up
to her full height. She straightens out her body. She had this beautiful posture and still a knockout
figure. I mean, she was gorgeous. And she did that and she kind of spun around in a pirouette
and she had this sort of house dress that swept down
and it came close to the floor,
but the breeze from the house dress as she spun
collected dust from the dirt
that had been spread around the stage
to make it look like Appalachia.
And that dirt was dry and it had a lot of mica in it.
And when she made that spin,
the dust picked up and the lights from the stage lights and from overhead and from behind picked up that mica.
And suddenly there she was in like a cloud of sparkling magic. It was an unforgettable moment.
And I would watch that every night from the wings and it'll stay with me to my dying day.
It was absolutely extraordinary.
A wonderful act. I could watch the two of them in anything.
Absolutely.
One last question about McCabe
and Mrs. Miller. By the way, you're talking about the stock company,
Burt Remsen,
Michael Murphy. You should mention those wonderful
actors that were used over and over again.
Absolutely. Burt Remsen and
John Shuck and Shelley Duvall, that was the cast of
Thieves Like Us.
That's right.
Thieves Like Us when Bob did Thieves.
Used those people.
And Tom Skerritt, yeah.
Again and again.
Did he make you do that stunt, Altman?
Did he make you fall in the river?
Yes.
Yeah.
Because you're 20, what the hell?
I was 20.
It's a piano, it's called a wire pole.
And they put a harness on you and they hook this thin bit a wire pole and they put a they put a harness on you
and they hook this thin bit
of piano wire
and it's attached to this hook
in the middle of your back
and which
through is
attaches to the harness
and then they have a
spring pulley rigged up
through this tree
that was behind me
and over
you know
a guide
and at the proper moment
you know
the stunt guy
flips a switch
and it
releases that spring and it jerks
you straight backwards off your feet the way a bullet would knock you back if you were hit by a
bullet. And it's a very effective visual. And they had broken the ice up a little bit because they
had it planned for me to go off the bridge and land on my back in this pond and go through the
ice in the pond. So they did break
it up a little bit. I think the ice was a couple of inches thick. It was real ice. It wasn't wax.
And yeah, they set it up and they did that and we shot it and we did it once. And I think I had a
three mil wetsuit top on underneath my wardrobe because it was ice water. I'll never forget that because as soon as
I hit that water, you know, the sensation you get when you hit cold water. Sure. You can't breathe
for one thing. You suddenly realize it. I'm supposed to be holding my breath because I'm
supposed to be dead. Right. But I was like, it was that breath that you get when you're in really
cold water, which is, it was like a panting dog, you know.
And I was lying in that water trying to be still, and they let the camera run,
and it runs for a good long time in the movie.
And then they finally said cut, and Bob said, get him out of there.
And, you know, they yanked me up and pulled me out, and he said, come on, kid, I'll give you a drink. And he took me into his trailer and poured me a stout, nice stiff, like three fingers of scotch,
and congratulated me on my
willingness. It's funny because
at 20, I mean, you're still a little bit
green even though you come from a Hollywood family.
Oh, I was very green. You couldn't imagine
at that age the
magnitude of Robert Altman.
The gift you were being given
to work with this guy and have him
take... I knew he was a big deal because MASH was huge.
Right.
I mean, it was a major hit.
And I was going to work with the guy who made MASH.
So I did know that.
In terms of being green, yeah, I was very green
because I did not grow up on movie sets.
Dad kept us away.
I had, I mean, I certainly knew what he did
and I had an awareness of all of that.
And I knew that he was known.
I became more aware of that because of my friend's parents.
You know, they all knew him,
and, you know, they would make a deal about it.
But I didn't know how movies were made, per se.
My first time on a movie set on a gunfight,
I didn't know what a mark was.
I didn't know what a key light was.
It was OJT for me all the way, man, on the job training.
You know, the rest is, you know, whatever gifts I had naturally at my disposal.
But I had to learn all of that, you know, on the job.
Sure.
And you were in Pretty Baby.
Yeah.
And you said, and there it's a very, it was a difficult part for you because it's kind of pedophilia.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, for all intents and purposes.
Listen, it was a very delicate subject to begin with.
No one could have handled it more delicately or with more care than Louis Malle did.
Brooke was there, she was 11
during the course of most of the shooting.
She turned 12 the last week.
Her mother was there on the set all the time.
There was never anything,
there was never anything overtly done,
nothing graphic in that movie.
It was all you understood what had happened
or what was going to happen,
but you didn't see any of that.
So it was a movie that approached the subject,
I thought, from an incredibly sensitive and artistic place.
My task as an actor, I was then in my 30s,
and I was playing this odd, odd fellow, this, you know,
Belloc, the photographer, who in actual life was virtually a dwarf. I remember when I met
Louis to play the role, I thought, I'm not right for this. But he wanted an essence in very much
the same way that Robert Altman would cast essence. I mean, that's how I got that role in
McCabe, was that he saw exactly what he wanted
the audience to see,
the taking of a
completely innocent life,
basically,
which is the denouement
on that film.
Oh,
it changes the film entirely.
Absolutely.
And this kid who,
talk about a senseless
act of violence,
you know,
and that was what Rob,
that was what Bob
wanted to speak to.
And Louis,
by the same token,
I think that he saw in me a nature or something
that would, in the context of those roles in that film,
that would do as much as possible
to take the curse off of what was actually going on
in this ultimate relationship
between this 30-year-old, 30-something man
and this 12-year-old girl.
The only way I knew to approach it as an actor at the time
was I just had to become 12.
So when I was working with Brooke,
in my head, I was my 12-year-old self again.
I was just a little kid, sixth grade in school,
with a crush on this other girl in my class.
And that was the only way I could wrap my head around it. The film is actually exquisite. It's a really beautiful film. Yes,
it is. And beautiful to look at too. But it was absolutely, it was certainly daring at the time
and not a film that would be made today. It's a real balancing act that you had to pull off there.
Yeah.
And speaking of films where you're cast against type,
Gilbert and I were talking about The Duelists.
And I say cast against type in that it's a film set in Napoleonic France.
Yeah.
It's a very strange film in that sense,
starring a guy from California and a guy from Brooklyn.
Yeah.
And yet it works.
And yet it works. And yet it works.
Well, that's Ridley.
Obviously, Ridley had a, you know, he had a vision.
He's a real artist.
He draws his own storyboards, you know, at least he did then.
Didn't know that.
Oh, yeah, no, he's a real, he's got a good hand.
I mean, he can draw.
And it was his vision.
Frank Tidy was the cinematographer.
We had an operator who operated for about the first week of production,
and then he just threw up his hands and went home
because Ridley would constantly just say,
I've got this, and he would sit in and operate,
which is the European custom.
That's much more common there and in England than here,
where a director will also operate if they have that in their bag of
tricks, you know.
It was an extraordinary experience making the movie.
The story was based on this Conrad short story, which we thought was a fiction, but then it
turned out we went to Sarlat in Midi, France, which is basically the stomach of France.
It's where all of the foie gras comes from and the truffles and all of that.
And it's funny because I was on the road, man. I was playing clubs with my band when this was coming around and
I had met Ridley and I was having fun, man. I was a sort of a fledgling pop star. I had a hit
record. I was out there doing that thing. And I remember, I think I was in Chicago and Ridley
called up and they'd been trying to get me to commit to this movie. And I kept saying,
I don't know,
about two guys
who just keep fighting each other.
It's kind of boring.
And I was an idiot,
you know,
but I was also having fun
playing music
and I'll never forget
the phone call.
Ridley called me and said,
so Keith,
are you going to do our movie?
And I said,
ah,
Red,
I don't know.
He said,
Keith,
we're shooting in Sarlat
in Midi, France.
I said,
yeah.
He said,
think of the food.
He knew what to say to get you there.
Well, that did pique my curiosity, you know.
And I had spent a little bit of time in France before that,
and I had picked up some of the language, you know.
I could get by at that point.
And so I went for it.
And then when we got to Sarlat, we had at at Le Marie, which is the town hall, the city hall, the town hall in this little 12th century village.
And they had this little reception for us.
And the mayor was there.
And there was this portrait on the wall above the fireplace.
And they explained that that was Fournier.
And I said, who's Fournier?
He said, that's Fournier, that's Gabriel Ferro,
who Harvey Keitel plays in the movie.
That was the name of Harvey's character in the movie.
It was based on a real person, Fournier,
who was from that village.
So these guys dueled over the course of, what,
was it 20-some-odd years?
20-some-odd years, and it's a true story.
It's amazing.
In fact, the story had been written
up in some journal of the day and Conrad had come across it. So he basically just took the story and
fleshed it out and wrote it up as a short story and he changed the names and people assumed that
it was a Conrad fiction, but no, it was actually a true story that had been in a journal from,
from that time that he had come across.
What a wild movie.
Yeah.
I've heard you say that Keitel has mellowed since then.
You guys have stayed friends over the years?
Oh, yeah.
No, I love Harvey.
He's one of our great actors ever.
I would say so.
He's absolutely a blistering talent, that guy.
And, you know, that kind of gift, it's not uncommon that one possessed of that will have a
certain need to be true to their gift. And I would say that that was the case with Harvey,
certainly. And so he could be meticulous and on a certain level
kind of demanding, I guess, about
being as good as he
could possibly be.
And, you know,
you gotta give it up for that.
Oh, he's great.
He's so watchable in everything.
It could be a pain in the ass at times.
He's so
intense in that movie.
But you look at the work and you say, hey man, okay, it's worth it. at times. He's so intense in that movie. No,
but you look at the work and you say,
hey man,
okay,
it's worth it.
Yeah,
yeah.
I recommend to our listeners
to see The Duelist.
He was great in Taxi Driver.
Oh my gosh.
Everything.
Everything he's been in.
He's terrific.
Everything.
Mean Streets.
I mean,
you know,
from the get-go.
Absolute blue collar.
You said,
it may have been
old men
who said it to you, that there was one part you played, and he really admired it, but he said, you're not going to win the award for this.
There was a part you played where the director said, you won't win the award because they won't see how hard you're working.
Oh, I know what that is.
He was talking about Will Rogers' Follies when I played Will Rogers in the musical on Broadway.
Yeah.
And it was actually the person who said that to me was Tommy Toon, who directed the play.
Oh, okay.
And when it came Tony time, I did get nominated.
Yes.
But Tommy tried to prepare me for the fact that, you know, he said, listen, he said,
all I can tell you, the highest compliment I can give you is that I know how hard you
have worked to do this, but no one else will because it doesn't show.
Because your work is invisible.
else will because it doesn't show because your work is invisible and as a result because people aren't going to see you working hard to give the performance they're going to think that this
just came easy for you because there's not a lot of outward acting going on it's more well yeah it
wasn't it wasn't you know and i wouldn't say it wasn't a showy part because it was a wonderful
role it was one of the great moments of my acting life that I got to play that part in that show
and sing and say those words, and it was amazing.
But what Tommy Toon said was, he said,
you remind me a little bit in your acting of Fred Astaire.
Wow.
Who also never was given an Oscar.
No, no.
Because everyone always looked at Fred and just thought,
eh, that's just Fred.
He's not, you know.
What a compliment.
Yeah, it looked like it was no effort at all.
Correct.
And I took that as the highest praise I could get from anyone as an actor
was to be told that.
Tell us about your friendship with Lee Marvin and a movie.
Yeah.
I assume you met on the movie, a movie that we like, Emperor of the North.
Yeah, he was a good friend until he passed on.
Lee was an amazing guy.
And, you know, I auditioned for that part,
and then I auditioned again, and then I auditioned again.
And then I waited and waited and waited.
And then my agent called and said,
okay, so they want you to do a screen test.
So I went down to 20th Century Fox and I did a screen test.
And in those days, that meant exactly what it always used to mean.
And they suited me up in the costume
and they had a little set, you know,
and Robert Aldrich, the director,
directed me in this screen test.
And it was shot with one of those gigantic
old Mitchell BNC cameras
that you see from the old photographs of movie making.
They're huge, right?
And that's not what we shot the film with,
but that screen test was shot with that.
And then I waited again for, I think, about six weeks.
And then I finally got the word, you got the part.
And I was over the moon, absolutely over the moon.
And they said, they want you to come down to Fox and do wardrobe.
So I went down there.
I went to the wardrobe department and followed directions.
And I showed up there.
And Marvin was already there.
And he was also doing his wardrobe. And he said, hey, kid. I said, Mr. Marvin, it's good to meet you. He said,
yeah, congratulations. You got the part. And I said, yeah, yeah, I got the part. He said,
well, you know, he said, every other actor in Hollywood hates your guts today.
You know, that's cool. He said said so what are you doing
I said I'm just here for wardrobe
he said no I mean after wardrobe what are you doing
I said no I don't know he said well let's get some lunch
and I said okay
Lee Marvin is
and he walked me over to the
20th Century Fox commissary
and he walked me in there man I walked
into the commissary with Lee Marvin
yeah that was amazing and he walked me in there. Man, I walked into the commissary with Lee Marvin.
Yeah, that was amazing.
And he introduces me around and there's like serious people in there.
I can't remember, but, you know,
and he said, this is Keith Carradine, John's boy.
He's going to play the part with me in this film.
He just got this role and it was amazing.
I thought, wow.
Then I show up in Cottage Grove, Oregon,
where we shot the thing.
We use the train up there that there's,
they've got a narrow gauge railroad that Buster Keaton actually shot the general on.
Wow.
It's that same train.
Yeah.
And so I show up there.
I show up on my first day's work on the set, and it's a scene with Lee.
And he's there.
And his wife is sitting over, you know.
And so I walk over, and I say hello.
Hi, Lee.
And he kind of says, ah.
And he sort of looks away.
And I thought, thought well that's weird
he was so nice back
you know
and I said
is that your wife
and he looked at me
and he said
why do you want to know
and so he basically
started browbeating me
and I was so taken
I didn't know what to do
you know
I was
what was I
22 or something
and I just started laughing
and the more he browbeat me the And I just started laughing.
And the more he browbeat me, the more I just laughed because I thought this can't be serious.
This can't be, I just kept laughing.
I honestly, I didn't know what else to do.
That was my knee-jerk response was just to laugh.
And that's how the day went on.
And Aldrich was watching the whole thing
and he had this kind of wry smile on his face the whole time
because he'd worked with Marvin over and over again.
They were old friends, you know, and Ernie Borgnine.
Ernie wasn't on the set that day.
And then by the end of the day, Lee came over, you know, and he said,
well, it was a good day, kid.
You did good.
Yeah, that's my wife.
That's Pam.
And from that moment on, he was my best pal.
And I think that that was just his test.
He wanted to test my mettle
and see if I could take it.
And the fact that I didn't get up
tight, that I just kept laughing,
that was
all he needed to know. You passed the test.
Yeah, we were friends from then on.
And what was Ernest Borgnine like to work with?
Ah, he was just great.
What you see is what you get with Ernie.
I mean, that's who he was, you know?
Obviously, when he played villains, that wasn't the real Ernie.
The real Ernie was a big, lovable bear of a man, you know?
He was just a sweetheart.
But he played great villains.
Oh, by God, he was terrifying.
And in that movie, when he picks me up in that chair, God, he was scary.
Did Aldrich have, I know you're a big Bette Davis fan.
Did Aldrich have Bette Davis stories?
You know, I don't remember him telling any.
He had this big chair and there was a tray that sort of folded.
It was like a sort of an oversized director's chair.
And he always had this giant,
it looked like a gallon size jug of Diet Coke or something,
you know, that he would drink all day.
He was a heavy guy.
And on the table that folded down,
someone had meticulously used a wood burning tool
and had burned into that tabletop
the title of every film he'd made up to that point.
And there were a lot of them.
Oh yeah, sure. And he was a legend. Good ones, good ones. And you film he'd made up to that point. And there were a lot of them.
Oh, yeah, sure.
And he was a legend.
And you know,
he came up through the ranks.
Oh, yeah.
He came up through the ranks.
So he knew every job as though he'd done them all.
He might have, in fact.
I don't know that much about,
you know,
but I know he came up
and he would call crew people
by their union number.
Give me a local 246 over here.
Give me a local union.
No, it was amazing. I love that.
Yeah. And he had all these vehicles because at one point he had his own studio called the Aldrich
Studios. And he had a bunch of Land Rover Defenders, the classic. They were four-door,
right? And they were painted like a deep forest green. And they all had these brass plaques on the doors that said,
The Aldrich Studios, Swift Sensible Cinema.
Love that.
That's great.
And you said you were nominated for the Academy Award for your song.
In Nashville, yes. And you were convinced you weren't going to get it.
Oh, I didn't have a prayer.
I was up against Diana Ross and the Motown machine, Barry Gordy.
I mean, there was no way.
And her performance was live from frigging Amsterdam.
She was sitting in a, you know, it was snowing and there was a satellite hookup.
And I thought, you know.
And I'm sitting here alone on this stage, just me and my guitar.
I thought this is, and I was terrified, by the way.
I mean, you know, you're sitting in that room.
It was at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion still in those days.
And you look at that room full of people.
And then you realize that in addition to them, which is, you know, that crowd,
then you've got a billion people all over the planet who are tuned into this thing.
I mean, it was fairly terrifying, you know.
And just to
get through the song without completely screwing it up, I thought was an accomplishment. I did
make one little mistake, but nobody knows that but me. But you know, I think I didn't think I had a
prayer of winning that. It's on YouTube. Our listeners can see it. There's Angie Dickinson
and Burt Bacharach. I was presented, I was handed the award by Angie Dickinson, who to this day is a pal.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
That's nice.
And your dad's there.
Yep.
You looked thrilled.
Oh, my God.
It was the only time.
I was completely stunned.
And it was the only time he ever went to the Oscars.
Oh, nice.
Yeah. How nice. And people don't realize how much money and work it takes to get an Oscar.
Like once you're nominated.
Well, you know what?
That's another reason I did not expect to win because I didn't participate in any of that.
I had no publicist.
I had no publicity campaign.
There was no Oscar campaign for my song.
It was really, there was no push
because nobody thought it had a chance.
The record company, ABC Records,
that owned the soundtrack to Nashville,
they didn't even, they had no intention
of putting the song out
because they didn't think it had any potential as a record.
It was broken by a disc jockey in Buffalo, New York.
He put it on the radio.
He liked it.
He heard it and he liked it and he played it one day
and he got 150 phone calls in three minutes.
There's one of those stories, Gil.
Yeah.
We were just talking about that.
DJs with songs that don't have a chance
and then there's in the old days
and there was a DJ who falls in love with a song
and says, ah, fuck it.
I'm going to play it.
I'm going to make a hit out of this song.
It could happen.
And all of a sudden there was this demand
and ABC Records, I mean,
they had reluctantly put it out as a single,
but they didn't sign me as an artist.
And it was interesting
because when the film screened in New York,
Geffen saw it.
David Geffen saw the movie and he called me up.
That was another one of those moments, right? I was in my house in Topanga. I Geffen saw it. David Geffen saw the movie and he called me up. It was, that was another one of those moments, right?
I was in my house in Topanga.
I'll never forget it.
I was in my house in Topanga.
Geffen calls up and I answered the phone.
He says, Keith.
I said, yeah.
He says, David Geffen.
I said, yeah, right.
Who is this?
You know, he said, no, no, no, no.
It's David Geffen.
I said, okay.
He said, listen, I just saw your film, Nashville.
I said, yeah.
He said, I like your music. Do you want to make a record? And I said, listen, I just saw your film, Nashville. I said, yeah. He said, I like your music.
Do you want to make a record?
And I said, sure.
And that was how I got signed to Asylum Records by David Geffen.
And we went in and started recording,
and we recorded our own version of I'm Easy.
John Guerin was brought in.
He was the drummer from the LA Express.
He produced the record.
He brought in all of his buddies from the sort of modern jazz cats who were in LA.
So they were all playing on my first record.
People like Lee Rittenhour.
Oh, sure.
And Dave Grusin did all the keyboards
and did all the horn arrangements.
I mean, it was amazing,
the people that got brought in there.
So here I had this single on Asylum
and then the thing won the Oscar
and you still couldn't get the record in a store because here I had this single on Asylum and then the thing won the Oscar and you still
couldn't get the record in a store because no one had distributed it because, you know, and then it
just exploded. And all of a sudden I had two versions out there. I had the ABC single and I
had the Asylum single. So to this day, the accounting of how many records were actually sold
is confused by the fact that there were those two records.
So I do not officially have a gold record.
Oh, that's so bad.
Even though it was a top 10 record.
Because of a technicality.
Well, yeah, more than a technicality.
It was just sheer boneheadedness.
It's funny because the guys from ABC,
when the thing won the Oscar,
they said, Keith, come make a record with us.
I said, hey, you guys, Geffen already signed me.
They said, oh, no.
I said, you know, you guys didn't think, yeah.
And they said, oh.
And it was just, it was one of those moments, man.
I remember you performing that song on variety shows.
I remember seeing you do it on the Midnight Special.
Yes, I did.
Burt Sugarman's Midnight Special.
Absolutely.
And I said, hey, isn't that Keith Carradine on the Midnight Special. Absolutely. And I said,
hey,
isn't that Keith Carradine
on the Midnight Special?
Helen Reddy was on that.
That's right.
Helen Reddy,
who's standing next to you
in the,
well,
we'll get to that later.
You know what I'm,
you know what I'm referring to.
I know where you're going.
I know where you're,
one of my,
one of my real epics,
man.
I had to save it for the end.
I'm particularly proud
to be a part of that one.
You should be.
And, oh, you said a quote that stuck with me that Sir Ralph Richardson said about acting in one of your interviews.
Yes.
I had a chance to meet Sir Ralph.
I was in London. It was around the Nashville
opening time. And I did a talk show, which was, I believe, the Hogan. What was that? Was that his
name? Tom Hogan? Wogan. Wogan. Tom Wogan. Was it Wogan? Yeah. And Ralph Richardson was also there.
So I got to meet him. And I told him, I said, Sir Ralph, I'm not even sure if he was knighted at
that point. But anyway, I said, I'm actually coming. I had tickets to meet him, and I told him, I said, Sir Ralph, I'm not even sure if he was knighted at that point,
but anyway, I said, I'm actually coming.
I had tickets to see him that night in the Pinter play No Man's Land that he was doing with Gielgud.
And he said, oh, do come backstage, dear boy.
I'd love to see you.
He says, oh, yes, do come say hello after the show.
You know, and so I made a point of doing that.
And I got to sit with him in his dressing room after the show, went back and said hello.
He poured me a glass of gin.
That's what those guys drink.
You know, at one point, who was the playwright?
I can never think of his name now, but he wrote An Inspector Calls.
Anyhow, big, big guy.
Must have weighed 350 pounds.
And he came sweeping into the dressing room.
And they said, what did you think?
And he said, well, you know, it's not much of a play really,
but you've done the best you could with it.
And then Gielgud came in.
And I can't believe I'm sitting here meeting these people and talking.
I'm drinking gin with Ralph Richardson and John Gielgud.
And then it came time to leave.
He said, well, I guess we better shove off.
And we all went out the stage door.
And I watched Ralph Richardson, who was then in his early 70s
and was already starting to show signs of his Parkinson's.
He had a little bit of a head shake when he worked at that point.
And he walked out that door and walked down the steps
and climbed onto his Norton motorcycle and rode off into the London night.
Man, I'll never forget it.
And one of the things he said about acting was that he said,
well, you know, he said, great acting is really nothing more than overacting without getting caught. Oh, that's interesting. I like that. I liked what you said about acting Keith,
that you with, with strangers, you know, the crew on the set that you have to kind of get past this
idea. See if you, if, if you remember saying this. No, I know exactly
what you're talking about.
If you're doing something
so childish.
Exactly.
No, it's mortifying
when you think about it.
I'm a grown man
and this is what I'm doing.
I'm standing here
playing make-believe.
I mean, this is what children do.
And the beauty of it
is that to be an adult
and still be doing that
is kind of wonderful
and magical and amazing,
but there is an element of mortification to me about that. And I've always felt that one of the
things that is most important to accomplish is if you're going to be standing on the stage,
it's a little different because there is a formality to that. There is a sort of an ancientness to it. I mean,
we human beings have been doing this, telling stories to other human beings, and that's all
it is really. And because of that sort of tradition of that, there was less of that
sense of embarrassment about standing up there and doing that in the theater.
But on a movie set, on some level, you've got the crew around, you've got whoever,
theater, but on a movie set on some level, you've got the crew around, you've got whoever,
and you're standing in front of a camera. And for me, the first thing that I had to overcome was that sense of kind of embarrassment about that this is what I'm doing. And to be able to
sublimate that and then give the performance and sort of let go of that and find some kind of sense of truth in what
you're doing, believing in what you're doing to the extent that you will have others around
you also believing it.
That's the challenge.
And now everyone has their own technique and their way of getting to that.
But I've always said that the most difficult part of it for me was overcoming the sheer
embarrassment of doing it in the first place. I never heard an actor say that it is so refreshing
gilbert's been in dozens of movies do you ever have that feeling like i can't believe somebody's
paying me to to act to act out here or to or to act a comedy to act like an idiot. There are times, whether on stage or on TV, where all of a sudden something light goes on in my head and I go, what the fuck am I doing right now?
I'm making faces and they're staring at me.
You're picking up trains.
You're talking about your standup,
you're doing standup comedy. To me, that is absolutely the most terrifying thing imaginable
to me. Those of you who can do what you do, I stand in awe, man. I mean, you know, it's one
thing to watch an accomplished musician who has mastered their instrument. And that is a wonderful,
extraordinary thing to behold. But you understand how they got to that. You understand that there
were years, hours upon hours of repetition, practice by rote doing that. What you do,
I don't know how you train for that, man. And to be able to stand up in front of an audience and do that and make us laugh and me, and I'll go back to the aristocrats because I could not breathe watching you tell that story.
No, I was absolutely gasping, man.
And that is to me, it's as good as it gets, man.
And it's also, I can't imagine anything more absolutely stone terrifying to be doing,
you know,
because if you're standing up there trying to be funny and nobody laughs,
what the fuck,
man,
where do you go with that?
You know,
I guess you've never had that experience because you're a funny dude.
Oh,
I've had it many times.
You know,
he does a thing in his act.
You still do the thing with the trays.
Oh yes.
You know, the round bar trays and he puts them over his head and he does a thing in his act. You still do the thing with the trays? Oh, yes. You know,
the round bar trays.
And he puts them over his head
and he does a Mickey Mouse impression.
And at some point,
I'm watching you do this
at Carol Eyes,
I'm thinking,
does it occur to him?
What the hell am I doing?
That,
you don't know how many times
that pops into my head.
What the fuck am I doing here?
Well, apparently, it's where you belong, man.
So, you know.
Keith, can I ask you a couple of quick questions from fans?
This is just a quick thing.
Oh, two questions I have to ask you, but I think you already answered it.
What were they?
Because your father didn't allow you on the set.
It's not that he didn't allow us.
He just didn't take us there very often.
Yeah.
A few visits, but they were minimal.
I need to know, because the other guy I'm as big a fan of as your father is Lon Chaney Jr.
Yeah.
Have you ever met him?
I did not meet him.
When I went to the set of The Patsy, I got to meet Peter Lorre, because he was in that movie.
Wow.
I got to meet, andre because he was in that movie wow I got to meet
and I'll never forget it
you know
he came walking up
and I think I was as tall
as he was
and I was maybe 12
10 or 12
he was a short guy
yeah
but he came walking up
and he said
Peter I'd like you to meet
a few of my tribe
and Peter walks up
and he looks at us
and he says
my it is a tribe
isn't it
I mean
he is a trippy dude
man
and I got to meet Keenan Wynn and I remember when I told Keenan is a tribe, isn't it? I mean, he is a trippy dude, man.
And I got to meet Keenan Wynn
and I remember
when I told Keenan
when I worked with him
on Nashville,
I said,
Keenan,
you know,
I met you when I was a kid.
He said,
you did?
And I said,
yeah,
I came to the set
of the Patsy, man.
My dad brought us in
and introduced us.
I'll never forget
in your dressing room,
you had this giant jar
of dill pickles.
That was the image
that I came away
from that set with. That and the fact that I came away from that set with.
That and the fact that Jerry Lewis had a basketball court set up,
and he would shoot hoops all day.
He loved to shoot hoops.
Wow.
So no Lon Chaney, but Peter Lorre.
No Lon Chaney, sorry.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Peter Lorre's pretty good.
Oh, very good.
Give him a little taste of Peter Lorre.
I'm putting him on the spot, Keith.
Oh, jeez.
Go ahead.
Give him a little bit.
He'll appreciate it.
No, it's you who ruined it.
You and your stupid attempt to buy it.
Kevin just found out how valuable it was.
Gilbert, you have to learn this line.
Okay.
Because it's from the great movie.
Hang on.
It just went out of my head.
Beat the Devil.
Beat the Devil.
Oh, sure.
John Huston.
It was directed by John Huston, and the screenwriter was John Huston and...
Was it James Agee?
Oh, Truman Capote.
Truman Capote, right.
And Robert Marley was in the screenwriter.
Yes, Robert Marley.
That's right.
And there's a line when somebody mentions that we're running out of time, and Peter
Lorry, you have to do this, Gilbert.
He says, no, you have to learn this line.
Peter Lorre says, time, time, what is time?
He says, the Italians squander it, the French hoard it, the Swiss measure it,
the Germans measure it, the Swiss manufacture it, and the Americans say it's money.
Wow. Isn't that a great line?
That's great. You'll have to put that in the repertoire,
Gil. Yes. Put it in the repertoire, man.
It's deep.
Who was the other person you wanted to ask him about?
Lon Chaney and...
Was it Karloff? I know his dad was friends with...
Karloff? Yeah, never met Karloff.
Wow. So why are we
wasting time talking? I don't know.
I don't know why you even invited me.
I've never met any of those guys.
Let me ask you these quick.
Paul Ekstrom wants to know, what's your favorite of your dad's films?
Can you pick one?
Of my dad's?
I'd have to say Captain's Courageous.
Okay.
That's a good one.
You know, although his performance in Grapes of Wrath, I think is definitive.
It's wonderful.
But there is some emotional connection that I have to Captain's Courageous.
And I'm not sure why that is, but it just has stuck with me since the first time I saw it.
And Tracy in that film and my dad in that film.
And in fact, I actually own and learned a bit to play the hurdy-gurdy because of Spencer Tracy playing one in that movie.
It's just, it's always been in my heart,
that film.
And one other quick one.
This is from Bjorn Nesheim.
Was the sneeze
in The Duelists unscripted?
No,
that was scripted.
Okay.
Okay.
So,
I'm happy that he asked
because that meant
he couldn't tell
that it was fake.
That's a good sneeze, man.
Yeah,
very convincing.
I got to tell our listeners to definitely watch those movies.
Oh, yeah.
McCabe and Mrs. Miller and the Duelists.
And you said, I think it was Altman who said to you, he complimented you on your acting.
And you said something like, it gave you the permission to be good.
something like it gave you the permission to be good. Well, Altman choosing me to begin with kind of gave me permission. I mean, that was a serious validation, you know, and in this town,
especially to have been selected by him and be deemed worthy, you know, by Robert Altman. Yes.
But also when we were doing Thieves Like Us,
he said to me at one point,
and it was about two weeks into production,
and I think it was when we were shooting the stuff
at the little shack that we all hold up in,
and it's where I first meet Shelley Duvall's character,
and he said, you're a really good actor.
He said, I just want you to know that you're a really good actor.
And that was it for me.
I mean, I have never ever felt as though,
I've never, I'm still trying to be good.
What can I tell you?
I mean, he told me that,
and I felt that it gave me permission
to strive for goodness, for worthiness.
But I'm also, listen, man, I'm a classic, man.
I'm as full of self-doubt as the next guy.
That's interesting.
And I'm never satisfied with my work.
When I watch my work, I loathe myself.
Really?
Oh, I see everything wrong.
I don't like the way I look.
I mean, I'm a classic neurotic in that way, you know.
But I do think that I'm at least healthy enough mentally to recognize that fact.
And when you say, when you watch your performances or just give one, are you spending the rest of your life going, I should have done it the other way?
Absolutely.
Don't you?
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, especially, you know, listen, I look at films.
If I go back and look at a film I did 20, 30 years ago, I can't help it.
I think, oh, my God, if only I had known then
what I have learned since,
that I could apply to that work.
And the classic is,
you're on stage,
I've done plays,
and you walk away from the play
and six months later,
you wake up one morning and go,
oh shit,
that's how I should have done that.
I mean, that's,
every actor I know has that experience.
I have to say, Keith, too,
in looking at your films, you play a very likable sociopath.
Why, thank you.
In Thieves Like Us, Tom in Nashville, you're very good with unlikable.
Thank you.
Well, you know what?
And you're such a likable guy in real life.
You must access something.
Apparently, there is some reason why, you know, there are great actors who've said this, so I'm quoting them, is that every role that you play, you have to find something that you love about that character.
Even the most evil of characters,
you have to find,
you know,
when I have played,
my approach is,
I just try to find the part of myself that given the right circumstance
would be capable of that behavior.
I don't know how else to approach it.
I mean,
there are other actors
who are far greater than I
who might have a deeper insight
in terms of how they get to the truth
to make it,
you know,
to make the audience believe what they're watching.
But that's kind of my basic MO.
Well,
I watch you on Rachel Ray.
And I said to my wife,
this,
look at this,
the most likable guy in the world.
And then I see thieves like us,
you know,
or even the character in an almost perfect affair who,
fair to say,
he's a bit of a narcissist.
A bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then some.
Yeah. And you were playing a part of a narcissist. A bit, yeah. Yeah. And then some. Yeah.
And you were playing a part in a movie, you said, where you hated the character.
That was Nashville.
That's Nashville.
Nashville.
I didn't like that guy.
Yeah.
And then Altman said something about it.
Well, I didn't like the guy, and I was uncomfortable playing the guy,
and I wasn't feeling as though I was doing good work even.
And it was around the time we were shooting the exit in sequence,
and I went to Bob, and I said,
Bob, I'm not happy with what I'm doing.
I'm really unsure about this, and I just,
and he wouldn't even talk to me.
He said, you're doing fine, kid.
And he just walked away.
He wouldn't entertain the conversation.
The genius was that what I came to realize later
was that he knew exactly what I was experiencing.
He knew the problem I was having with playing that guy
because I didn't like him.
I didn't like having to be that guy.
I thought, I don't want people to think this is who
I am. So I was just immature enough still at that point to not be able to separate myself
from what I thought was negative about the guy. So I just didn't like him. Well, the genius of
Bob was he knew that and he let it be. And what you see in the movie is you don't see an actor
who doesn't like the guy that he's playing. You see a guy who doesn't like himself.
That's true.
Yeah.
And it's brilliant.
Yeah.
And I wish I could take credit for it.
But no, man, I was just a pawn in his game.
Because it was supposed to be Gary Busey and then he-
Well, originally, Gary Busey was cast in that role.
And then Gary dropped out to go to a pilot with, it was called-
Texas Wheelers.
Texas Wheelers, yeah.
With-
Jack Elam. Jack Elam.
Jack Elam. And
so when Gary dropped out,
they moved me into that role,
which, you know,
I mean, you see Gary
playing that role, and it's kind of a slam dunk. You go,
oh, of course.
You don't see a nice guy actor necessarily playing
that part, but that's what gives it dimension,
I think. Exactly. And Bob, you know, he was kind of a mad genius man he knew exactly what he was doing
so smart i just want to quickly ask you about some of the rudolph pictures too and talk about
talk about playing weirdos and people on the fringe is mickey and choose me well yeah another
part and i'm thinking he's a compulsive liar he's a compulsive liar until you find out he's telling the truth. But is he? It's such a boy and boy, is that a wild movie?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had a good time doing that. I mean, Bob, Alan came to New York. I was doing
Foxfire. I was just finishing up Foxfire with human Jesse and, and, uh, Alan came to New York,
said, listen, uh, you know, Teddy Pendergrass, he had this terrible accident and Shep Gordon
really wants to give him a boost. And, and he's got this great song called Choose Me. And so Shep
basically said, take this song and make a movie out of it. And so what do you want to do? Because
I want you to be in it. And I said, oh, wow. Okay. Well, hey man, just let me do everything
that nobody lets me do. Let me play that part that nobody will let me play. You know, where the guy's like,
he's handy,
he can fight,
he's all this stuff,
you know,
because I'm like a skinny dude
and nobody ever thought of me that way.
You know,
I said,
let me do all that stuff.
And he said,
okay.
And that's what he wrote.
And then we went and shot it
for like,
I don't know,
a shoestring.
We shot it in downtown LA.
I think we shot for 24 days,
20,
something like that,
28 days.
Anyhow.
He's a bit of a sex addict, too.
Who?
Yeah, the character.
No, he's not a sex addict.
Well, what?
Let me make it different.
Okay, correct me.
He's a love addict.
A love addict.
Okay.
He's a romantic.
Okay, I got it.
He's a romantic, and what he says is that he never kissed a girl he didn't want to marry.
That's true.
Now, that's about as romantic as it can be.
That's true.
So that ain't about sex.
That's really about love.
And that's one of the things I love about Alan is that's,
that's who he is.
He's an absolute,
a deep,
deeply romantic guy.
And that's what he responds to.
And that's what he wants to look at and tell stories about.
Fascinating filmmaker.
And yeah.
And we've just made another movie by the way. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Ray and Helen. about. Fascinating filmmaker. Yeah. And we've just made another movie, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, Ray and Helen.
Yeah, Ray Meets Helen, yeah.
Ray Meets Helen.
It's coming out.
It's coming out May 4th.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
I was saying, Frank and I were talking about all the people you worked with,
and one of them is an actor who I thought would have been the ideal guest for this podcast.
Who's that?
Elisha Cook Jr.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
I've never worked with Elisha, but, you know, obviously my dad.
And, yeah, he was amazing.
You know, the people you worked with, and you were talking about it.
I mean, you're marveling that you met Sir Ralph Richardson and John Gielgud.
But by the time you're, what, 23, 24, 25,
you've already worked with Johnny Cash, Kirk Douglas,
Ernest Borgnine, Lee Marvin.
Who am I leaving out?
Then I worked with Finney on the do list.
Warren Beatty, Julie Christie.
Warren Beatty, Julie Christie, Albert Finney, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, yeah.
Amazing.
My list of legends, man.
I keep compiling them.
I can't believe the. I worked at,
I can't believe the people I've had the chance to work with.
What about Ron Steiger?
Somebody we talk about a lot on this show.
Oh, yeah.
Ron Steiger, Vanessa Redgrave.
I worked with Richard Widmark.
I mean.
Oh, we love him too.
Yeah.
Amazing people.
Now, Steiger, I heard,
was one of those people
that could be a little crazy
in preparing for his parts.
That's what I'm told.
I have to say, when I did Ballad of the Sad Cafe
with him and Vanessa Redgrave and Cork Hubbard and myself,
he was an absolute gent.
He was great.
Oh, that's nice.
Could not have been sweeter.
And then he came and saw me in Will Rogers
because I did Will Rogers right after that.
And he came to the show and came backstage
and could not have been more
complimentary. And he was just a sweet guy.
How about Jack Warden?
Ah, the best. Jack Warden.
Dammit, sorry.
Hang on, Gilbert's phone's going off, Keith.
We'll cut this part out. This is about
the fifth time.
Can you connect?
Can you connect to the afterlife?
Did you get a call from Jack?
That'd be a magical phone, man. Can you connect to the afterlife? Jack Warden. Did you get a call from Jack? Yeah.
That would be a magical phone, man.
I got to be in two movies with Jack Warden.
Yeah.
I never did a scene with him, but I met him.
He was such a great actor. I worked with him twice.
I did a television movie that was, I think, the sixth remake of The Three Godfathers.
It was Jack Warden was in it and Jack Palance.
Yes.
Wow. Was that The Godchild? Yeah, The Godchild. Exactly. It was Jack Worden was in it and Jack Palance. Yes. Wow.
Is that the Godchild?
Yeah, the Godchild.
Exactly.
Frank, you're good, man.
You're good.
You know your stuff.
I watched them all.
Oh, yeah.
We sure you did.
You do a lot of research.
Oh, my God.
What I could find on YouTube.
What a waste of brain cells, man.
You don't have to actually watch them all.
All you have to do is read a little bit and be able to talk about it, right?
And what was Jack Palance like?
He was impenetrable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, listen, man.
I mean, he'd been at it for how long by that time?
And he was out there doing this movie and making a buck, you know?
Yeah.
And he was, it wasn't that he walked through it.
I mean, he was there and he was good, but he was also, Jack Palance was scary, man.
He was.
You know, he was scary.
I mean, you look at that performance in Shane, which to me is one of the great movies of all time.
It's on my list of, you know, all time greats.
His performance in that is absolutely riveting. Absolutely. Yeah. And Shane, which to me is one of the great movies of all time. It's on my list of all-time greats.
His performance in that is absolutely riveting. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Speaking of scary performances.
And he had that laugh.
You know, we go, ehhh.
What about Robert Mitchum?
You made Maria's Lover.
Mitchum, yeah.
Mitchum.
The first time I met Mitchum, I actually went up to Chama, New Mexico.
Davey was shooting a Western up there called The Good Guys and the Bad Guys that
Burt Kennedy was directing. And Mitchum was in it
and George Kennedy and
Davey, you know, was playing
one of the young bad guys. His character's
name was Waco. People would call him
Waco and he'd say, don't call me Waco.
Anyhow, and Mitchum was
there and I remember sitting with him the first time I met him
and he sat there and he was great, man.
He sat and told stories about, you know, smoking ganja on the back of an elephant.
He liked the weed.
Robert Mitchum.
He was a pothead from way back.
He ain't did time, man.
He did six months for pot possession, yeah.
We've heard that.
Quickly, Ned Beatty, Alan Garfield, Henry Gibson.
Amazing.
Any stories about these great names?
All of them.
They're just all great people.
I mean, you know,
every one of them is so gifted.
Henry, his son John and I
drove back from Nashville
in my Land Cruiser.
I had driven down there
in my 74 FJ,
which I still have, by the way.
And I'd driven that down to Nashville
and I was driving back
and I was going to pick up antiques
driving across the country.
And Henry and Lois,
their son John was, I think,
17 or 18. And they said, John was, I think, 17 or 18.
And they said, John would, I said, absolutely, come along, man.
And so John and I drove across country together and stopped and picked up.
I bought an antique cherry wood trestle table in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
I stopped there to visit my friend Gaylord Sartain, you know, the wonderful.
Gaylord Sartain?
Yeah.
He's in Choose Me.
He's the car dealer.
Yes, he is.
Well, he was in Nashville, too. That's right. Yep. Yep. He turns, you know Gaylord Sartain, yeah. He's in Choose Me. He's the car dealer. Yes, he is. Well, he was in Nashville, too.
That's right.
Yep.
You know Gaylord Sartain.
As soon as I showed you his picture, you'd recognize him immediately.
A really brilliant comedian and a wonderful painter.
He's a very interesting cat.
And how about Powers Booth that we just lost?
Yeah, Powers, man.
Too soon.
Too soon.
That was a movie
I remember
I recommended
on the podcast
which one
Southern Comfort
Southern Comfort
yeah
that's a good one
Walter Hill
yeah
that was my second time
out with Walter
first time was
The Long Riders
and then he came to me
with Southern Comfort
and he brought Powers
in on that
and Fred Ward
I mean we had
an amazing group
of people
Raya James
who plays a Cajun
in it
I love that actor too.
Brilliant, man.
And we shot it
in Shreveport.
We have a great love
of character actors
on this show, Keith.
Well, you know,
the guys who do the work
in the trenches.
Yeah,
Southern Comfort's
one of those films
that keeps you on edge.
Very good.
It's a great,
it's a wonderful, and it's a Vietnam allegory.
I mean, you know, David Giler had written that as a way to speak to what that experience was.
And, you know, it's a wonderful metaphor.
You got a bunch of National Guardsmen in a place they do not understand, and they're armed with blanks.
I mean, come on.
Yeah.
Tell us a little bit about the great Sam Fuller.
Can you tell us anything?
Wow.
Amazing.
I think you're the first guest we've had out of 200 that work with Sam Fuller.
Really?
Oh, you got to get my brother Bobby on.
Bobby did the big red one with Sam.
We'll do that.
Yeah.
Sam Fuller, man.
Yeah, we did this movie in Portugal.
It was all night shooting, like seven or eight weeks of night shooting.
It was called Street of No Return.
And it was a classic sort of noir story.
no return. And, uh, it was a classic sort of noir story. I play this singer who gets, uh, tied in with the wrong woman and, uh, and her, her organized crime boyfriend slits my throat.
And so that's the end of my singing career. And I wind up, you know, with this sort of a croco voice
and I'm living on the street and, you know, and we shot it in Portugal and Sam Fuller, you know, was directed it.
And, you know, he was toward the end of his potency, I guess, for lack of a better word.
But he still had the knowledge, you know, and he was great, amazing and unforgettable. And he ate cigars.
He put a giant stogie in his mouth in the morning.
He never lit it.
And at the end of the day,
it was gone.
He would chew on that thing all day.
And by the end of the day,
there was no cigar left.
He had never smoked it.
He just ate them.
That's fantastic.
Tell us,
I found this interesting,
Keith.
What's a golfer's part?
Is that the part you play on Madam Secretary?
Yeah, I've got the, you know, I used to play a little bit of golf.
I started too late to be any good at it.
It's a completely ridiculous game if, you know,
a good walk spoiled, as Mark Twain said.
Right.
But, yeah, it's the role that you have on a TV series,
which is, I guess, how you would describe the role I have now,
where you're not in every shot, you're not in every scene, you're not even in every episode,
but you're there just enough to pay the bills, and then the rest of the time you have off,
but you don't have, you can't do another job, because you've got that job, you're committed
to that job, so what are you going to do? Well, I guess I'll play golf. Have you ever heard that,
have you heard that term, the golfer's part? No. I love that. That's excellent.
And my wife and I
absolutely loved Fargo.
Oh, thanks.
And loved you
and Alison Tolman together.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What great television.
And Noah Hawley
is some kind of mad genius.
He is a mad genius.
Absolutely.
He channeled the Coen brothers.
It's kind of weird.
And so completely
did he channel them that you know they read the
script and they went did we write this you know i mean i'm making that up but basically they did
not have to put their name on that show uh you know of course um and and they agreed to it because
they thought it was such an accurate reflection of their sensibility it more than does the movie
justice truly i mean it's like he took the movie and then took off from there.
I'm going to make Gilbert watch it.
And you also got to work
with your daughter.
We don't want to leave out
mentioning Martha Plimpton.
I did.
You got to do Raising Hope.
I finally got to do
an episode of Raising Hope.
It took years
for me to get Martha to watch it.
Years.
I haven't tried for years.
Listen,
my daughter Martha Plimpton
is a force of nature.
She is funny.
I think she's one of the giant a force of nature. She is funny. I think she's one
of the giant gifts
in our industry.
She's amazing.
Her talent,
her theatrical talent,
her work in films,
she's an amazing singer.
She's extraordinary.
She's a great
deadpan comic
on that show.
And a great
deadpan comic.
And,
you know,
and I've been waiting
for years
to be able to stand on a movie set with her and learn from her.
And she finally gave me the chance.
We will return to Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast after this.
So before we let him go, I want to torture him by bringing up Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts.
Hey, man.
Are you kidding?
I'm in good company.
Look at that group standing on the bleachers at the end of that.
I think I was standing next to Carol Channing.
Well, singing the Beatles?
I'm standing with Carol Channing singing the Beatles.
By the way, 50th anniversary.
That movie is 50 years old.
One of those infamously...
No, it can't be 50 years old
because I'm only 68.
I was in my 20s when I did it.
Excuse me, I'm sorry. It's 40 years old.
1978. I misspoke.
That was one of those movies you
watch where you go, didn't
anybody making this go,
hey, you know, I think this is pretty
bad. Can I share something with you guys?
Okay, please.
Nobody's listening.
No.
No.
Trust me.
I've never actually seen it.
Well.
Yeah.
Well, I saw parts of it and you didn't miss anything.
Well, you know, your scene.
But I did see, I caught the clip of the end it's on youtube i did see that moment of myself
standing there uh sort of bouncing up and down and singing
it's it's you're standing next to helen ruddy in front of frankie valley
there's a frankie valley and and i'm just behind i think carol chan just behind carol channing
and here's my favorite.
Right behind you to your right is Dame Edna.
Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
That's right.
I forgot about Dame Edna.
It's Barry Humphries.
Barry Humphries. We're going to show. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
We're sorry, but it's time to go.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
It's wonderful to be here.
It's certainly a thrill.
It's such a lovely audience.
We'd like to take you're a musician.
The musical chops of the people that are in that thing.
Dr. John is in it.
Del Shannon.
Donovan, for Christ's sake.
Dr. John.
Curtis Mayfield and Wilson Pickett, not bad.
And Tina Turner.
You heard that
Dr. John story
he did a movie
I think Tom Waits
told me this
I think they did a movie
called Big Rock Candy Mountain
or something like that
that sounds familiar
maybe I've got it wrong
anyhow
they were talking
and you know
as will happen on a set
somebody started talking
about acting
and somebody got on
the subject of method acting
and Dr. John said
well I guess you'd have to
call me a methadone actor.
How did you wind up
doing that thing?
Were you on the set?
Did they just say come down
and no,
they just called
people's management,
whatever agents
and they just gathered
as many people as they could.
They wanted this bleacher
full of, you know,
recognizable faces, I guess.
And at that point, I was, I had become a known entity.
So there I was.
Did you schmooze?
I mean, you're only a couple of spots from George Burns.
Yeah, I don't, you know, I might've, I don't know.
I, you know, I don't remember that much about the day.
I just remember that there was a, there was a kind of a surreal atmosphere to it.
It was really weird.
Yeah.
Well, I've heard you say
you're proud to be involved
in one of the great
inept moments
in pop culture history.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm actually very proud
because of the company
I was in.
Oh, my God.
I mean,
if you're going to be
in something
that is that notoriously,
that notoriously
misses the mark,
you want to be standing on bleachers with a crowd like that and george burns yeah yeah it's wild it's wild that they managed to scare all
those people up there's some genuine legends there and and scare would apparently be the word
yeah and also and this is a while ago ke, but it connects to one of our previous guests,
and that's Norman Lear, who we had here.
And I want to direct,
and you did this eight years ago or nine years ago,
but I want to direct people to check out
Born Again American online.
Yes, Norman came to me.
We actually met at a New Year's Eve party
out of James Keech's house.
And James had a guitar hanging on his wall in his studio
that I pulled off and was playing.
It was a beautiful old Gibson.
And I wanted to, you know, and it was a nice guitar.
And in the course of that, I was playing a song I had written,
which I refer to as my geezer protest song.
Yeah.
Because I wrote this protest song.
It's a Pete Seeger kind of thing.
Well, I wrote a protest song in 2006, about the time,
because I thought we were headed for the abyss.
You know, little did I know how much farther down the hole we would go.
But I wrote this song then called Orphans of Oblivion.
And I referred to it because I said,
I'm too old to be writing protest songs, man.
I'm, you know, I was already then in my 50s, you know.
And I said, so I'm going to call this Geezer Protest.
And I had sung that song, and Norman had walked into the room while I was already then in my 50s. And I said, so I'm going to call this geezer protest. And I had sung that song.
And Norman had walked into the room while I was singing it.
And then he introduced himself.
I'd never met him.
And he said, did you write that?
And I said, yeah.
He said, I want you to write a song for me.
And I said, OK.
And he told me about this movement that he was on.
He's very political.
He's very progressive.
And he went around the country with a copy of the Constitution.
He sure did.
He's a really amazing guy.
And I said, absolutely.
What is it?
He said, I have the title.
And I said, what's the title?
And he says, it's called Born Again American.
And I said, okay.
And he basically told me what he wanted the song to do,
what he wanted it to speak to,
the points he wanted it to make.
So it was the only time I've ever sat down
and written a song kind of on assignment
with a very strict set of guidelines.
And I'm kind of proud of what we came up with.
And what they made of it with the organization Playing for Change
got all these musicians around the country at these iconic locations
like Mount Rushmore and the St. Louis Arch.
It's really quite moving.
And I wrote it in a kind of a classic 60s folk style.
It was an homage to Dylan, frankly,
and Blowing in the Wind and songs like that.
So I play it in a finger-picking style,
and the chords are revocative of that.
And so I wanted to speak to that at the same time.
And then we wrote very specifically
to the American condition, the American experience.
And Norman, what he was really wanting to do was he wanted to take the notion of patriotism back for all Americans rather than that being a word that is strictly applied to the right, that you can be a lefty and also be a patriot.
Absolutely.
He is.
Yeah.
He's one for sure.
I want to direct our listeners to that Born Again American online and look for it.
It's a very touching piece of work.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We have anything else to torture this man with?
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah, please.
Oh, let me see.
I can't think of anything.
I'm out of bullets.
Yes.
We've covered just about everything.
If you're out of bullets, you throw the gun, man.
Yeah, that was in every Superman.
Oh, I got one.
I got a good one.
Doing Love American style
with your pop.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, okay.
You actually dug that one up.
Listen, I did that
actually for my pop.
I mean,
he was going to do that
and it was the concept of,
you know,
it was a flashback to this couple.
So here they are in their later years.
And then it flashes back to the same couple 50 years before, 40 years before.
And dad thought it would be interesting if I were to play him, you know, 40 years younger.
And Love American Style was not something that at that point in my career I would have dreamt in a million years that I would do, that I would want to do.
It was certainly not what you would call a good career move.
But, you know, sometimes you do things out of love, man.
And I love my dad.
And he wanted that to happen, so I did it.
So it's a nice memory.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And didn't you guys do, was you, David, and Robert just did a Fall Guy together?
We did.
Yeah, we appeared on the Fall Guy.
Actually, Dad did the Fall Guy.
Uh-huh.
And it was a Halloween episode, which was why they had him on there, because of his horror film legacy.
And it was Halloween, and Davey and Bobby and I decided we'd surprise the old man and show up on the set.
And they were up for
that and they were interested in that and they wanted to
make some sort of a publicity deal out of it.
So they kept it a secret and we
surprised Dad and it was sweet.
That's nice. What's coming up,
Keith? I know you're still doing Madam Secretary.
Doing Madam Secretary
and I've got Ray Meets Helen is
going to come out May 4th. Alan Rudolph.
Alan Rudolph. Alan Rudolph.
We have once again got together and made a movie for nothing.
Because that's what we do.
You and Sandra Locke.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yep.
Sandra Locke.
Amazing.
And Keith Davis.
It's a wonderful, wonderful group of people.
Yeah.
Jennifer Tilly.
Yeah.
You are busy.
I need to stay busy, you know, because otherwise I'll die, man.
Will you come to New York and do some more stage so we can meet you in person?
Absolutely.
I'm sorry I didn't get to see you guys today.
I'm actually going to be in New York this Saturday.
But, you know, this was the date that worked out for all of us, so I'm afraid we
had to do it this way, but I'd love
to talk to you guys again. You're the best.
This was an absolute special
experience for us, Keith, and you're one of those guests
that just brings it. Well, thanks,
man. What do you think?
You didn't leave me any choice.
I will say that.
Well, before my phone rings again,
I should start wrapping up this show.
You should see him live when you're in New York, by the way.
That's what I want to do.
In fact, when are you gigging next?
Tell him.
Maybe you guys can coordinate.
Oh, I think I'm doing Caroline's.
On the 29th, you're at Caroline's.
29th of March?
Yeah.
Yeah. Okay, when's your next gig in April? Because I'm not going to be back there until after the 29th, you're at Caroline's. 29th of March? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, when's your next gig in April?
Because I'm not going to be back there until after the 30th.
Oh, God, if I don't have my date book in front of me, I don't know.
We'll make it work.
You really should see him live, Keith.
It's an experience.
You know, have your people call my people.
And let me know when I can catch Gilbert.
You won't be sorry.
By my people of Jews.
Oh, I know.
Now, tell me how great I am again before we get off the air.
The aristocrats, Gilbert Gottfried, gold standard.
No one has topped that.
No one ever will.
It was a moment of sheer genius.
How about that?
Thank you.
I'm going to direct him.
That's all I care about.
I'm going to direct you to YouTube.
See if you can find Gilbert in the Bob Saget roast.
Oh, God.
That has to be excruciating.
Yes, I will live for that.
It is.
Okay, guys.
Well, we've been talking to the son of Baron Latos.
And Herman Munster's boss.
Yes, the son of Mr. Gateman.
Oh, that's right.
Yes.
And a man who played both Wild Bill Hickok and Buffalo Bill Cody.
Yes, that's correct.
And he was Dracula in Dracula Meets Billy the Kid.
Yes, he was.
Yes, he was.
And you know who else was in that?
Who?
Dobie Carey.
Oh!
Yep.
I wish I'd known that the last time I saw Dobie.
I didn't realize that.
He was a friend, you know.
You going to do any more work with,
I know you're a TCM guy too.
You're going to do any more work with them?
I loved your Western introductions.
I am actually.
They just got in touch
and I'm going to do an evening with Mr. Mankiewicz.
We're going to introduce,
yeah, we're working on that now.
I'm not sure exactly when it's going to happen.
It'll be in the near future.
And I'm going to,
we're going to pick four films
and I'm going to talk about them
and introduce them
and,
you know.
Terrific.
I worked with Robert Osborne.
He got to pick four.
He was a sweet man.
Yeah.
Darling man.
We had him on the show.
He was one of those guests.
My gosh,
the knowledge he had.
You just click on the mic
and,
a gentleman,
a real gentleman.
He was a really good guy.
My God.
Encyclopedic knowledge.
Yes.
Ridiculous.
Keith, this was a wonderful trip
down memory lane for us.
Thanks, you guys.
We're so thrilled you came.
Me too.
So we have been talking
to the great Keith Carradine.
Thank you, Keith.
Before Gilbert's phone goes off again. Great Keith Carradine. Thank you, Keith.
Before Gilbert's phone goes off again. Thank you.