Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast - Mini #166: Gilbert & Frank Read Listener Tweets

Episode Date: May 31, 2018

This week: "Celebrity Bowling"! "The Glass Bottom Boat"! Thanking Patton Oswalt! Gilbert appears on the Jumbotron! And Bob Hope teams with Emmanuel Lewis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...hone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:48 This is one of many sounds in Tennessee with a story to tell. To hear them in person, plan your trip at tnvacation.com. Tennessee sounds perfect. Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried and I'm here with my co-host Frank Santopadre and old Shufflinling Raybone. And this is Gilbert and Frank's amazing colossal obsessions.
Starting point is 00:01:35 It is. Hi, Paul Raybone. Hey, fellas. Can you do your classic line? I done seen a ghost. Wait a minute. How did he go from being... Oh, I see.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I'm going to start bringing my guitar. You play? A little bit. Yeah? Yeah. But we could get John Murray in, actually, to give me some accompaniment. You're like the white lead belly. We thought we would do some Twitter questions.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Okay. And Twitter comments, which we haven't done in many a moon. There's one Twitter I got today. What'd you get? I don't know who it was from, but it was, can I look it up maybe? You can pick, you can look it up while I'm reading and then you can interrupt me when you get to it. Oh, geez. That would mean I have, ah, it was the tweet I got that said, I, well, I don't know if this airs after or before.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Well, who knows? Pat Nos this airs after or before. Well, who knows? Pat Noswalt. After. Well after. And he said, great episode with Pat Noswalt, even though Pat Noswalt will never have sex ever again. Oh, because, yeah. Would you like to explain why? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Well, I told him I jerked off to his wife in movies and then i said you know next time you have sex with your wife uh picture me uh jerking off to your wife's movies and then i i went a step further and said next time you're having sex with your wife, just think you're fucking me. And he said, goodbye, boner. See you in 11 years. Are you saying that that turned him off? Yeah. Oddly.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Well, everybody has their own thing. Everybody has their own thing. No, I think he was getting a stiffy. Let's see. Let's do some tweets. This is Eric M. Ryan, Esquire. Eric Ryan is a big fan of the show. I love hearing the older guests, many still working,
Starting point is 00:03:58 but I really like to hear people under 90 on occasion. I'm sorry we can't help you. Like Josh Groban, Judd Apatow, Mario Cantone, and Michael Weber, who are in the middle of what will be long careers
Starting point is 00:04:10 talking about their influences and obsessions. So he likes the younger guests occasionally that we work in talking about. And to us, a younger guest is late 70s. Yes, Will Jordan
Starting point is 00:04:22 is a younger guest. Let's see. Matt Stepanski says, when I saw Patton Oswalt's tweet with Gil, I thought to myself, you've got to be kidding. This is some kind of special episode. It was. It was great. And we should thank Patton.
Starting point is 00:04:38 We should take the opportunity because it was a crazy day for him. An emotional day. He was doing one promotion after another and it was just when the Golden Gate Killer was the Golden State Killer. Golden Gate Killer, totally different killer.
Starting point is 00:04:53 He pushed people off a bridge. I mixed up my killers. Yeah, that was an emotional day and he went out of his way to do the podcast. Yeah, you know, I would love to have said something to him about his wife's reporting and that, but you could see that it was still, I mean, it was just too tender, I think.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Well, he had been scheduled to do the show years ago, and various things kept happening, and he didn't want to do it by Skype, and he didn't want to do a call. He wanted to be here, And we locked in the date. And of all days, this is the thing that happens. This is what happens. And obviously his wife, Michelle, had spent many, many years. Talk about obsessions. This show is called Obsessions.
Starting point is 00:05:34 That was an obsession. She was deeply obsessed with that case. And the day that it was cracked, well after she'd passed, it was very, very emotional for him. Here I just found one uh from dodge hodge i'm halfway through laughing slash crying through your show with pat noswell and thinking about the movie section in the new york papers also worth mentioning is the magnificent theaters that were on Flatbush Avenue
Starting point is 00:06:07 in Brooklyn. Oh, that's great. That's great. Well, we were lamenting with Patton the loss of not only movie theaters, but movie ads in the newspaper. Right. Where you would see, you would go to that section of the paper and you would see Good Neighbor Sam and Under the Yum Yum Tree. And they would list all the movies that were playing. And the ads would have great taglines. Of course. You always love taglines. Of course. Of course.
Starting point is 00:06:33 In those days, too, artists were employed. Illustrators did movie ads. Oh, well, what's his name? Which you don't see a lot of anymore. The cartoonist who did all those ads, he did. Jack Davis, you mean. Jack Davis. Jack Davis did a lot of anymore. The cartoonist who did all those ads, he did... Jack Davis, you mean. Jack Davis. Jack Davis did a lot of them.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Yeah, there were a lot of people. There were illustrators like Bob Peek and Bruce Stark. We got a tweet from a guy named Phil Wolfe, and he sends a picture from the NFL draft. I thought Gilbert would enjoy this. They drafted a quarterback named Josh Rosen. He wants you to know that a Jewish quarterback. I don't know what team took him.
Starting point is 00:07:14 That's great. Yeah, he wants you to know. So a Jewish football player. Josh Rosen, a Jewish quarterback. Wow. Yeah. He wanted you to get a kick out of that. Do you know what the quarterback is, Gilbert?
Starting point is 00:07:28 Oh, he gets a quarterback? Gilbert's a sports guy? What are you talking about? That's what I asked. Gilbert's like Frank Gifford. I thought I'd learned something. He's like Dandy Don Meredith. Gilbert turns up at Madison Square Garden at hockey games with Max.
Starting point is 00:07:44 That's right. Why does he go to hockey games? Do you understand hockey? No, no, but they give you a free dinner when I come over there. They give me a free dinner, and I get to see my picture. On the Jumbotron. On the Jumbotron. That's enough for him.
Starting point is 00:08:00 That's it. And when I hear da-da-da-da-da-da, and everyone stands up and cheers, I go, oh, I guess our team won. You understand the basic concept that they're trying to shoot pucks into a net. Yes. There's a goalie in. You hockey puck. Okay, here's a tweet from Bobby T. He simply tweets, decaf.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Well, it actually sounds more like decaf. That's a little tribute to Bob Hope. Here's a good one. Eddie Huff. Oh, someone, John Loves Us, said, I was lucky enough to see Dog Day Afternoon in the theater. Oh, I saw that one. Yeah, when I was 11.
Starting point is 00:08:51 You have no idea how excited I was the first time I set foot in Wyoming 30 years later. That's fun. And you know who else was on the set of... Because that was that line in the movie where he said, we could go to another country. What country do you want to? And John Casale says, Wyoming. Wyoming.
Starting point is 00:09:14 And Matthew Broderick was on that set as a boy. Wow. Because his father's in the movie. And Pacino says, I had to explain to him that Wyoming is not a country. Nice. Nice. Look at this tweet from Eddie Huff. He says,
Starting point is 00:09:31 Look, it's the funeral of Danny Thomas. Can you see this? It's a coffee table. Oh, yes! It's someone buried in a coffee table. It's called Casual Funeral. He's lying. It's Danny Thomas
Starting point is 00:09:46 lying under a glass. I don't know what. It's not actually Danny Thomas. It's just someone in a coffin under a coffee table. It looks like Leonid Brezhnev lying in state. But I don't know what this is. It's called Casual Funeral. If anybody can find this and tell me what it is.
Starting point is 00:10:01 The guy who said the thing about great episode of Shane Patton can never have sex again, David Komorowski. Same guy. Yeah. There you go. Who did last week's episode. He was produced for the month. Ignatius Riley
Starting point is 00:10:17 loved our Sandler, our Tony Sandler episode and sent us a video of Sandler and Young on SCTV. Apparently, you an SCTV guy? A little bit. You know the Sammy Maudlin show? Oh, yeah. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Somebody came up with, Tim Knight has come up with, there are different various podcast drinking games floating around based on things we do a lot or say a lot. Like when I say scratch the surface. Right. Everybody drinks. I say scratch the surface. Right. Everybody drinks. I barely scratch the surface. Or Gilbert says, oh, wow. By the way, Gino called me last Saturday.
Starting point is 00:10:54 My wife and I got on the phone with Gino, which was wonderful. And he said, I've got impressions of Gilbert. These are my bits. These are my Gilbert impressions from the podcast. these are my bits. These are my Gilbert impressions from the podcast. And one of them is you ask Gilbert if he remembers such and such an actor and Gilbert says, oh God, yes. But he says his favorite is the way you feign interest by going, wow. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:23 That's when I wasn't listening. Yeah, which is awful. Which is 90%. Also, there's those points in the show where you know I'm totally zoning out, where you go, Gilbert, you saw that movie, right? Those are my Gilbert Savers. You're giving away all my secrets, my trade secrets. And I, like, wake up and go, oh, what?
Starting point is 00:11:48 What? We're doing a podcast? With certain guests, I have to make a card, which is the Gilbert crossover, the connection. Something about this guest that directly involves Gilbert. Right. You know, so if I get real desperate, it's, Gilbert, you saw that movie. Yeah. On King's Highway. get real desperate it's gilbert you saw that movie yeah and on king's highway like like if it's an
Starting point is 00:12:06 english guest we have it's like uh gilbert you speak english right but sometimes he'll be he'll have been in a movie with that person or a commercial and i can bring him right back well this is six degrees of gilbert it's sad isn't it you remember ed mcmahon having to bring johnny back into the show? Not really. Yeah. No. Here we go. Amazing colossal
Starting point is 00:12:28 podcast drinking game. When Gilbert says when I was a kid take one shot. When Frank laughs more than five seconds straight refill the glass. When Gilbert says
Starting point is 00:12:38 I remember take a half shot. When Lon Chaney Jr. is mentioned, take two shots. Cesar Romero mentioned prepare a gin sling with orange wedges. Bud and Lou Death Scene mentioned drink one strawberry malted.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Here's the capper. Whenever Danny Thomas is mentioned, spill a brown cow on a coffee table and wipe. I think we have to send a gift to Tim Knight for the tweet of the day. Thank you, Tim Knight. God, I remember brown cow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Yeah. Yeah. There was also black cow in the Steely Dan song, right? Drink your big black cow and get out of here. Yeah. Let's see. Jeff, that other Jeff. Gilbert Frank and a shout-out to the Reverend George Wallace.
Starting point is 00:13:33 One of my favorite comics. George Wallace. Oh, yes. George Wallace I listened to this morning. Oh, yes. Wow. That's half a shout. That's how you do it, Timmy Rogers.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How do we tell Gilbert's oh, wow from Jimmy Rogers? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah! George Wallace is somebody we should have on. Okay. Not the deceased governor.
Starting point is 00:13:56 The late governor. No, no. George Wallace, funny guy. See, I would like to have the deceased governor on. You know George? Yes. Yeah. Oh, George. Oh, George.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Oh, George. Ashley Esper says, I am absolutely ecstatic to hear Billy West back on the show. I love hearing Gilbert and Frank losing it, and I was right there with you guys. I will say the Patton episode may give it a run for its money, but the Billy West episode was as popular as anything we've ever done. Always funny.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Yeah. Yeah. Funny from start to finish. Ray Gustini, our old pal, or Justini. I think it's Gustini. Bob Hope's Christmas special from 1985, Gilbert, has resurfaced on YouTube. And here's a Miami Nice sketch with Bob as Crockett and Emanuel Lewis as Tubbs. I saw the photo of that.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Yes. I'm afraid to watch it. I think we have to do a mini episode about that. Oh, you know what? Because we're talking about Bob Hope and I was talking about how like, you know, you'd have people like Bob Hope and Lucille Ball, you know, playing hippies on one of his specials or rock stars. And they were so out of it. Of course.
Starting point is 00:15:08 And I caught an old episode of Hawaii Five-0. And he's interrogating this top drug smuggler and gangster play called Big Chicken. Big Chicken. And it's played by Gavin McCloud. Oh, no. Yes. On Hawaii Five-0? And they visit this, like, commune with the hippies.
Starting point is 00:15:39 And they're all, like, doing beatnik accents. Like, he dead you. Well, I got you a guest. You requested that we find somebody who wrote for Bob Hope. Yes. And that person is coming up. Oh, great. In a couple of weeks.
Starting point is 00:15:57 So that should be fun. And just the fact that these Bob Hope things are still being released is wonderful. And so, and during that one, you'll go, Gilbert, you know people named Bob, don't you? Yeah, I'll bring you in. I'll bring you in. Gilbert, you still have hope, right? Big Daddy tweeted a picture of the Jackie Puppet. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Laugh, damn it. I'm telling jokes up here, guys. It's the Jackie Puppet. Jackie has been. Laugh, damn it. I'm telling jokes up here, guys. It's the Jackie Puppet. Jackie has been so kind to this show. Yeah. We really owe Jackie a debt of gratitude. Yeah. I mean, and I can't, he got us, he helped us get Jimmy Webb. Yeah. Tommy James, Billy J. Kramer, Will Jordan.
Starting point is 00:16:41 He keeps them coming. Yeah. Yeah. And a big fish that he just reeled in. A fish was coming. That we can't talk about. We will return to Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast
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Starting point is 00:17:27 This is from Kedio Golati. Kedio Golati. I always struggle with this one. And they, I don't know if Kedio Golati is a he or a she, put up Playboy After Dark. He doesn't either. Which one of these should I watch? Which one of these should I watch? Which one of these Playboy after? There was an old Hollywood Squares where they asked Don Knotts, they said, you have trouble sleeping.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Are you a man or a woman? And he goes, that's why I have trouble sleeping. That's a great one. That's a great one. That's a great one. Kenny Ogilotti wanted to know which one of the Playboy After Dark episodes we would recommend they watch. One with Lenny Bruce, Ella Fitzgerald, and Nat King Cole. Yeah. One with Linda Ronstadt, Joe Cocker, Mort Saul, and Sid Caesar.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Oh. And I think this is the one I had. One with Ike and Tina Turner, Rex Reed and Patty Duke. Oh. And this one's my favorite. Sonny and Cher, Hand Heat, Vic Damone, Dick Shawn, and Larry Storch. That's the winner, right winner right oh that has to be oh my god
Starting point is 00:18:49 of the people they lined up on this show that is from November of 1969 what a mix what's the common theme it's all on one CD one excuse me
Starting point is 00:18:57 one DVD disc one disc two disc three yeah yeah this is Playboy After Dark episodes on DVD
Starting point is 00:19:03 I don't think you can go wrong with any of those. Let's see what else we got here. Frank Santopadre. This is from Alexandra Preston. Will you get Meredith Ponadel on the podcast? Do we know who Meredith Ponadel is? Paul, can you look that up?
Starting point is 00:19:21 Oh, boy. This is now to give a maxi episode. Find Meredith Ponadel. Yeah. I don't think he's going to break the sound barrier. Meredith Ponadel. I know Gilbert loves me. It's just buried very deeply.
Starting point is 00:19:38 How do you spell Ponadel? Our pal Matt. Huh? How do you spell Ponadel? Oh, I got to spell it for you. Jesus Christ, you're making me work. P-O-N-E-D-E-L. It may be Ponedel, but I'll assume it's Ponedel or Ponadel.
Starting point is 00:19:51 We have to sound out these names. Matt Stepanski, again, guys, I have a funny feeling this will be your highest rated episode yet. He refers to the Patton episode. Oh, yeah. We just hit the top 10 on iTunes. So good on us. Let's hit the top ten on iTunes. So, good on us. Let's see what else I have here. Our friend Greg Pear wound up, Twitter Greg, wound read that one, but a few people commented that the Patton Oswalt one was both extremely funny and really sweet and touching.
Starting point is 00:20:30 And sweet and touching, yeah. Yeah. We do that purely by accident. Yes. We can barely get that out. Sweet and touching does not come naturally to us. I was talking to Gino today on the phone. I said something, and he said, there was a long pause, and he said,
Starting point is 00:20:51 wow, that sounded intelligent. God bless Gino. We've got to have him back. This is our friend Greg, Twitter Greg, with a former podcast guest. You know who that is? Oh, Eddie. It's Butch Patrick. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:06 And Greg is wearing a Drew Friedman Shemp shirt in the picture. And Eddie Munster, I think, was raped by Charles Nelson Rowland. Well, I don't know if it was rape. Oh, here's something. Here's another story I heard. i was working with some comic i can't remember his name right now but he told me years ago he got a job when he was really young working for merv griffin productions and that they told him the other guys there said, if Merv ever comes up to you and says, hey, you like tennis? I got a tennis court at my house.
Starting point is 00:21:52 They said, be really. What is that, code? Yeah. Yeah. That was Merv's version of come see my etchings? Yeah. You like tennis? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:01 It's like, yeah, there will be balls in the game, but not tennis balls. Oh, my God. Well, Ava Gabor was probably there. The beard was probably there the whole time. Here, this is from Mars Hollygarden. Guys, I am a 38-year-old Australian, and suddenly I have an interest in Borscht Belt comedians, obscure horror movies, strange musicians, and the, ahem,
Starting point is 00:22:26 the ahem, predilections of both Danny Thomas and Cesar Romero. And it's all due to you. Thanks, I think. I take offense at weird musicians. Yeah, what is that about? I feel so proud. Don't you do?
Starting point is 00:22:43 Tom Jackson Jr. I can't wait. Patton Oswalt is a comic genius, and to hear him paired with Gilbert, Tom Jackson Jr. I can't wait Patton Oswalt is a comic genius and to hear him paired with Gilbert comedy magic right there
Starting point is 00:22:51 hopefully the glass bottom boat gets brought up do you know what that's referencing? there was a movie that glass bottom boat are you talking about
Starting point is 00:22:59 the movie The Glass The Glass Bottom Boat? what I remember about that was the theme song. Oh, no. He's going to remember the theme song of the glass bottom boat. Who's in that? The glass bottom boat, you will agree, will show you the wonders of the deep blue sea. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:21 He's amazing. And I think John MacGyver. John MacGyver's in the glass bottom boat? Research time. Check it out. Glass bottom boat. He's amazing. And I think John MacGyver. John MacGyver's in the glass bottom boat. Research time. Check it out. Glass bottom boat. Meredith Ponadel, by the way. Her name is in IMDB and nothing, no film on, nothing else about
Starting point is 00:23:35 her. Alright, so call us. We need more information. Write us, tweet us, tell us about Meredith Ponadel and what she wrote. What the hell am I looking up? Oh, the glass bottom boat. You're looking up the glass bottom boat. As we wrap this up,
Starting point is 00:23:48 we wind down. Casey Johnson tweets, It's late, I know, but I just listened to the mini episode where you talked about Bond knockoffs. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:56 That was one the three of us did. Yes. James Bond knockoffs. And I got so excited to hear Gilbert talk about Lancelot Link as another monkey. Another?
Starting point is 00:24:06 You can't say one? I can't believe it was missed. I think a full episode on Lancelot Link's secret chimp may be in order. Bernie Coppell was in it. Oh, that's right. He was in that one. And we interviewed two of the monkeys. Yes.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Mike Nesmith and Mickey Dolenz. Yes. So, Glass Bottom Boat has an amazing cast. Okay, hit me. yes Mike Nesmith and Mickey Dolenz yes so Glass Bottom Boat has an amazing cast okay hit me Doris Day
Starting point is 00:24:30 I should know this movie uh hold it John McIver Rod Taylor Rod Taylor Dom DeLuise oh boy
Starting point is 00:24:37 but it keeps coming Arthur Godfrey oh oh wait a bit but wait Paul Lind oh
Starting point is 00:24:44 wow Dom DeLuise and Paul Lind. Oh, wow. Dom DeLuise and Paul Lind in the same movie? Somebody, I don't know. It's a lot of mincing. Edward Andrews? Edward Andrews. Oh, my God. Edward Andrews.
Starting point is 00:24:53 John MacGyver, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was right. Yes. I was right. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:25:02 That's a lot of swishy in one movie. Dick Martin. Oh, Dick Martin. Dick Martin. Yeah, a lot of swishy in one movie. Dick Martin. Oh, Dick Martin. Dick Martin. Yeah, funny guy. What a hell of a cast. And then it says view all. Is that not enough?
Starting point is 00:25:10 Wow. That's enough for me. Edward Andrews. I've never seen it. If you don't know Edward Andrews out there, he's a name worth looking up. You'll recognize him immediately. Yeah. You look up Edward Andrews right now, Paul.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I see. I get him. It's a whole other episode. He looks like a TV guy. He always played like a boss. He wasn't like the guy in. A banker. The banker in Beverly Hillbillies, was he? No.
Starting point is 00:25:32 He would be like the ad executive. Right. Right. Or always a banker or the head of the corporation. He always played stiffs. Horn rim glasses. Stuffed shirts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Stuffed shirts. Yeah. Yeah. And then he, I think the last movie he was in, I think, was he in 16 Candles? Edward Andrews? He may have been. Yeah. He may have been.
Starting point is 00:25:56 With Casey Adams. Yeah. Max Showalter. We'll wind this down. Gene McCormick. Guys, some days you just. 16 Candles. Yeah. He was in it. Gene McCormick. Guys, some days you just... Sixteen Candles. Yeah, he was in it.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I was right again. Gilbert, you are the human TV guide. You brought back Cleveland Amory. Gene McCormick says, some days you just need Frankie Avalon, Richard Deacon, and an ascot on Celebrity Bowling. Am I right?
Starting point is 00:26:24 We love celebrity bowling. Gino recorded a whole bunch of celebrity bowling episodes. Have you seen those things? Oh, my God. I've discussed Billy Barty bowling. Yes. Have you seen it? Billy Barty runs up and throws the bowling ball?
Starting point is 00:26:36 Yeah, the ball is bigger than he is. It's absolutely bizarro. If you guys don't know celebrity bowling, find it. Just go to YouTube. It's like this show. I remember that. The host of Celebrity Bowling. Was it Jay Allen or who was it?
Starting point is 00:26:54 Jed Allen? Who was the host? I don't know, but I remember he always looked, and you can't blame him, he always looked like he had a few drinks. I'm sure he did. Paul, can you find the host of Celebrity Bowling? By the way, a lot of podcast guests have turned up on Celebrity Bowling. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Mark Matrano turns up. Peter Marshall turns up. John Beiner. More than a few people that have entered this room are hitting the lanes. How could this show not be still on the air? How is that possible? It's just wonderful and wretched
Starting point is 00:27:27 at the same time. Let me find this one. Hosted by Jed Allen. Jed Allen. You said Jed Allen. Yeah, yeah. I'm a sick man. From 1971 to 1978.
Starting point is 00:27:36 That's a good run. He looked like he got shit-faced before he jumped. Noah Cutler, Gilbert. Frank, I just looked at the schedule. Please let Gilbert know
Starting point is 00:27:44 that on TCM, The Swimmer is showing this Friday night. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, Gilbert. Frank, I just looked at the schedule. Please let Gilbert know that on TCM, The Swimmer is showing this Friday night. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't Patton too young to be on this podcast? Says Dr. D-R-H-S-T-L. That's not really. I can't remember. Hey, where's Johnny Whitaker now?
Starting point is 00:28:02 He's around. From Sigmund and the Sea Monsters? Yes. That family affair? Yes. Johnny Whitaker's out there somewhere. Maybe Sid and Marty have tabs on him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:14 There was one more I wanted to read. I guess I'm not going to find it. Here it is. Anthony Rome. Frank, do you prefer the guests who are informed fans of Gilberts or the ones who have never heard of him? I don't believe we've actually had any guests who have never heard of him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Or ones who deny. I lied one last one from Rob2TM, Rob Ninja, 1969. I saw Bob Eubanks in a new commercial. How about getting him on and any other old game show host still around? Well, we had Peter Marshall and we had Wink Martindale. Oh, yeah. I don't know about
Starting point is 00:28:55 Jed Allen, the host of Celebrity, but Jed may be gone, actually. You don't know? You don't know where Jed is? No, but the fact that Gilbert knew the theme song from the glass bottom boat will have me waking up tonight in a sweat at about 3 a.m. well I'll be like Woody Allen and Annie Hall where he can't he can't have sex with Carol Kane because he's obsessed with the Warren Commission but wait a minute there has to be a second shooter not
Starting point is 00:29:21 marksman enough to you're doing this as a way to avoid having sex with me. Yeah, right. Are you saying LBJ or Lyndon Johnson? He's a politician. I don't know Lyndon Johnson. Gilbert, shall we go? Okay. I'm exhausted.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Oh, you know what? Maybe we can play this out with the theme from the glass bottom boat frank if you can find that you're a genius the glass bottom boat theme and i think daris day sings it daris day still with us she wouldn't do this show on a bet but she's still around she may be the last surviving cast member from that movie. I would think so. Oh. Yeah, Rod Taylor's gone. Paul Lynn's gone. Deluise is gone. MacGyver's gone.
Starting point is 00:30:09 On what other podcast will you hear the theme from The Glass Bottom Boat? None. None. This is it. Not a one. And be thankful for that. And be grateful. And this has been Gilbert and Frank's Amazing Colossal Obsessions.
Starting point is 00:30:28 We'll see you next week. The Deep Blue Sea, the Deep Blue Sea, there's a lot to see in the Deep Blue Sea. The sailfish sail and the blowfish blow. Cockles and mussels alive, alive, oh. The hermit crab crab he lives alone you can't even get him on the telephone the halibut's eyes turn up and in he don't know where he's going but he knows where he's been the deep blue sea the deep blue sea a lot to see in the deep blue sea, in the deep blue sea, the glass bottom boat, you will agree, can show you the magic of the deep blue sea. Spiny crabs and white fish too, we'll all be there, what a lot of balloon.
Starting point is 00:31:13 With so many fish upon the sea, there's hardly room for a fat sardine. In the deep blue sea, in the deep blue sea, there's a lot going on in the deep blue sea. Life on the glass bottom boat is great. I'm the captain. You could use a mate. A bird is slow, but not so dumb. He has his own condominium. A bluebird oyster was caught with a foil.
Starting point is 00:31:42 He swore he didn't even know the coil. The Deep Blue Sea, the deep blue sea. There's a lot to see in the deep blue sea. The glass bottom boat, you will agree, can show you the magic of the deep blue sea. The flying fish was an awful ham, made a three-point landing in a frying pan. The porpoise has the most horsepower,
Starting point is 00:32:01 but the whale's the one with the built-in shower. Starfish, starfish, two hands whole. Abalone in the casserole. Winding, bindingin shower. Starfish, starfish, two hands hold. Apollonia in the casserole. Winding, binding, giant kelp is growing, growing, growing. All aboard, all aboard on the glass bottom boat. It's the greatest show that was ever afloat. Take a ride on the tide with the guidance sea. The way out under the deep blue sea.
Starting point is 00:32:24 All aboard, all aboard on the glass bottom boat. It's the greatest show that was ever afloat. The Way Out Wonders of the Deep Blue Sea Listen Amell Listen Amell Listen Amell Listen up now If you want to know about Papillon Soussou Or Long Train Edgernia It's something we're used to Colossal obsessions
Starting point is 00:33:27 These things that we've studied, like why Groucho helped Chico Cause he needed the money If you have a comment on Cesar Romero and those oranges thrown by those young caballeros you can ask what you want
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