Girls Gone Canon Cast - ASOIAF Episode 128 - AGOT Catelyn XI
Episode Date: June 11, 2021The King in the North! The King in the North!! THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!!!!  Links mentioned: - Laws of Ice and Fire — "Why Shouldn't We Rule Ourselves Again?" https://lawsoficeandfire.wordpres...s.com/2020/01/29/why-shouldnt-we-rule-ourselves-again-westeros-and-the-social-contract/ Sound Credits: AUDIO USED   Fielastro - Sword Draw - https://freesound.org/s/423935/  DJ Burnham - Sword Draw - https://freesound.org/s/67424/ ross_sinc -  hall full of people  - https://freesound.org/s/444792/ Mediapaja2009 - DRAWING SWORDDS - https://freesound.org/s/162560/ kevp888 - MEN YELLING @ ROOSTER FIGHTS (look I'm not making this up) - https://freesound.org/s/441552/ Anguish by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3373-anguish License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage
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Hello and welcome to Girls Gone Tame and Read, A Song of Ice and Fire, Episode 128, Catalin
XI in a Game of Thrones.
I am one of your hosts, Chloe.
And I am another one of your hosts, Eliana.
Yes, it is lucky number 11.
A lot happens.
Let's chat.
This is the big time.
This is the big one.
And what's crazy is we already have covered this.
We did a little sneak peek at some of this right back on Patreon when we did an episode
on Northern Independence.
Who knows? was that a
year ago two years who knows but i'm so excited to finally be back uh it was fourth of july either
last year or the year before or some some bullshit patriotic i don't know whatever doing this is the
real time i only remember because our good friend j Mack loved it, if I recall.
Holy shit.
That's why I remember we did it.
But we did a Northern Independence episode some July.
And here we are again doing Northern Independence again.
We're doing it live with each other.
Yeah, absolutely.
And so this is where it all starts.
And it is a wild chapter.
There's a lot of things set up and technically the whole
independence part right that is just setting everything up for the next arc of this of this
story that is ongoing yes but this is it for a game of thrones right so this is our last
catalan a game of thrones. We'll be returning next week
to start up with, of course,
a Clash of Kings,
Akok,
and I'm excited about that
because things pick up
a little speed for a bit
before we get real sad again.
I mean, if you think about it,
this is part of how you get
that Clash of Kings, right?
They make one more king here
and then there's a clash of them.
And absolutely, we are barreling through these catlin episodes and it is not an emotional roller coaster it's just like i don't know an emotional drop the entire time like that
that droppy tower thing but only that doesn't stop yeah i mean look at it this way we only have 14 chapters after this
of catalan we are like almost halfway through wild insane insane well this month for our patreon
episode speaking of patreon episodes we will not be rehashing northern independence to eliana's
dismay but we will be doing a his dark materials themed episode
we're going to be covering the short novella called the collectors that is available via
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not released by hard copy yet to my knowledge so philip pullman's the collectors it's fun it's a fun one yeah so you
cannot collect that book yet but you can collect some knowledge as we go over it this month but
some other things you could do you could collect more friends if you would like to join the girls
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june 26th we're going to do uh well we haven't decided yet but we have some ideas tinkering
around right to celebrate pride month and uh i don't know have have some good times
with our friends we do a lot of this happens monthly right we do it every month there's a
bunch of get to know you sometimes we do games we are now always doing giveaways of fun fandom
collectibles or art so you might win something more than friendship which is the true prize
but uh you might win something else too if you come so
you never know collect some art oh you could become an art collector and that is in theme
with that episode yes for the collectors wow wow wow we pulled it round circle and
coming back to his dark materials before we move on to some fascinating fascinating emails or messages of note
to talk about we are starting the amber spyglass the third his dark materials book at the end of
the month if you are a his dark materials fan tune in keep your subscribe button nice and
followed here because we will be releasing some episodes on that soon yes very excited speaking of things that are just emotional
drops that's that's one of them sad a big emotional drop at the end yeah if we're like
real sad by the end of 2021 this is why if we are big sad yep a lot of people are asking me
how are you combating this i'm like vitamin d D, therapy, you know, these are the ways I deal with this podcast.
Oh, I just, I don't know if I do combat it. I just embrace it and then I'm big sad.
Well, other things to be big sad about. There's some emotional stuff going on in our emails and tweets of note but this time it's actually an email on
podbean comment of note this week our good friend clint whom you all may remember from our episode
at the veil has some words about mourning vardus egan so clint has pointed out it has actually been
a month since we all last spoke on caitlin's seventh a game of thrones chapter things were
so innocent then before vardusardis Egan died.
Life hasn't been the same since.
The nights are colder, the stars dimmer,
and even blackberries and cream
don't taste quite as sweet.
I think about Sir Vardis
every day. I know you do too.
He tried.
Clint's making a lot of assumptions about me
right now.
Well, Clint continues about how he's been listening to our Whispering Woodisode that I'm sure many of you listened to last week and says,
Needed to write to respond to Robin's question about whether Catelyn Stark looks at things through a legalist lens.
The answer is absolutely yes.
As Mary and I like to say on Learned Hands hands all the starks are lawyers and catlin is perhaps
the second best the best is john you can and will see so much evidence of this throughout the rest
of her arc my favorite example of this is a storm of swords cat 5 aka the rob's will chapter where
cat and rob take turns trying to lawyer the fuck out of each other. Technical term, over succession, it might even be
the most lawyerly chapter in A Song of Ice and Fire. Regardless, Robin's catch that Catelyn
correctly suspected Jaime had chucked Bran out a window because her legalist brains erred in on the
most famous Oathbreaker in the realm was not one that I had considered previously and is a fantastic
point. Kudos to them! i am also very much looking forward
to your discussion of the next cat chapter that's this one everyone this is the next cat chapter um
another one of my favorites that chapter sad as it is serves as the basis for the northern
independence and the severing of the lochian social contract between the North and the Iron Throne forever and ever. Amen. Why shouldn't we
rule out- Can you say hallelujah here?
Yeah, sorry.
Yes, hallelujah, sisters.
God.
We haven't done that in a while,
actually. We should bust that out again
a little more.
I use it all the time. I don't know where you've been.
Dude, I don't even know
that we did a Northern Orn Independence really did go on why shouldn't we rule ourselves again is one of the
purest distillations of the right to revolution and popular sovereignty that we get in the series
and i can't wait to hear you two dig in on it also clint adds ps here's a link to an essay i wrote about northern independence if
that's useful to you all and then pps rip sir vargas egan one more time so we are going to
link this essay for you all oh yeah i i've read this essay and look i don't want to blow any smoke
up clint but it is a good essay i did appreciate the very romantic email
back to us of how he's been thinking of us on his lonely you know what what was it monday tuesday
night whenever we recorded it's been lonely tuesday night since i know clint i know i'm just
kidding i have a lot of things about me look this essay is good though uh you guys have to read it
it's it's fun.
Clint breaks down types of social contracts in Westeros as well as out of Westeros,
and three different theorists in social contracts,
describing them to characters like Thomas Hobbes to Euron,
John Locke to Robb, and Jean-Jacques Rousseau to The Brotherhood Without Banners,
which was like, that one blew my mind a little bit.
He explains it really well. I'll let you all at home take time to read it and i won't spoil it yet for you but i do
want to specifically talk what he says about john lock i love this lock believed that while the state
of nature was not inherently bad a civil government designed to protect the life liberty and property
of its citizens was preferable the civil government would begin with familial bonds, a level one social contract,
but would eventually progress to a structured system to protect those rights,
but also who could be replaced or overthrown if they failed to do so,
or otherwise became tyrannical, a more formalized level two social contract.
Locke also championed a significant legislative power, example given
parliament, that was separate from the executive power of the king. I love just the expansion
of Locke, expanding government right to be for people, not just for the ruling family with a
drop of dragon blood, as we're going to talk about in this in this chapter a lot i'm sure and it's a
great essay go read it clint talks about it better i don't know why we didn't have him come on for
this episode what were you thinking uh clint gone canon well we brought him on for the tyrian trial
but also i mean clearly he has a lot of feelings about cervartis egan so it was important that was
important no you're right you're right yes and yeah i'm excited to
read that essay and clint just has a lot of great thoughts in general both on learned hands and the
laws of ice and fire blog so as chloe said check that out i will be too and i love that robin and
and clint are using our emails to communicate with one another.
I feel like a raven.
Wow, should we?
Maybe we should, like, join them together.
The next step of fan mail is being like, have you met?
Yeah, do we, like, besides, like, the Discord, do we offer a matchmaking service?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you love Servartis Egan?
You're gonna love Clint.
If you like Servardus Egan and talking about legalistic stuff.
Anyways, speaking of songs, we got this comment on Podbean from Montelius, who asked regarding the previous episode.
This tickles me.
alias who asked regarding the previous episode this tickles me is gimme gimme gimme a reference to the abba song with a man after midnight being foreshadowing for caitlin slash jamie shippers
oh interesting i do think there are lyrics that correspond with this part of me wanted to say it was jamie and illen in a way though these lyrics but it could also be i like both of them you know i mean
they both have one weak player in both of these but we don't have to talk about him
uh the lyrics from ava if you will aliana art here's not a soul out there no one to hear my
prayer gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
won't somebody help me chase the shadows away take me through to the darkness to the break
of the day i mean i don't know maybe it is maybe it is the catelyn and jamie catelyn jamie
shippers since i know uh you're out there have we figured out what we're calling that one? Is that Jat? Jadolin?
Jat?
I don't know. Someone on the Discord,
who was it?
Was it Baika, who suggested it was actually Robme
and not
Rami or something?
I'm sorry if I'm remembering
the wrong person, dear friends.
Yeah, for ship names.
They're all beautiful. They're great ship names.
Judd is an option. Jadalyn.
Jamalyn? Maybe this is Jadalyn.
Jatelyn? Jatelyn.
We'll think about it.
But yeah, we have chaotic shipping
on this podcast.
No, I think it's only right.
I will say,
when we say gimme gimme gimme,
I love the idea that it's an abba reference
i as i was telling clint i feel like people who i know a couple people were into abba and like
they seem like they're having so much fun but i i will say when i think gimme gimme i'm not
thinking abba i'm thinking gimme like i'm thinking gimme more right by brit. Yeah Brittany. Yeah it's Brittany bitch. It's Catelyn
bitch. That's where we are.
I do think there's that connection
with the I want for both Cersei
and Catelyn and this and gimme gimme
gimme so I mean that could
this could be it. This is a great call out. This is a great
spot by them.
And we're gonna come back to that right later
on in this episode. The things that we were discussing
about gimme and wanting show up towards the end of this chapter.
But what we want now is a lightning round.
Yes, let's keep it moving.
Some chaos in the lightning round and we'll start off with Daenerys VIII.
Daenerys approves of the mage's blood magic to try to save Drogo.
She goes into a very dangerous labor.
Aria 5.
Dad, no!
Bran 7.
Also, dad, no!
No!
Fuck.
Sansa 6.
Honestly, a little more dad, no!
Sansa, no!
This is, like I said, painful.
Painful.
It is a really hard section of the book, and it doesn't get easier.
Daenerys 9.
Daenerys must, yes!
Daenerys must say goodbye to Drogo.
Daenerys, no!
Dany, no!
Tyrion 9.
Tyrion gets a new job. Tyrion, yes. Ohion 9. Tyrion gets a new job.
Tyrion, yes.
Oh, okay.
Tyrion, yes, suddenly.
Jon 9.
Jon must decide if he's a brother of the Watch or a bastard boy who wants to play at war.
Jon, maybe.
Well, that brings us to Catelyn 11.
Family, duty, honor.
Returning to the river doesn't feel triumphant at first.
But stick around for the sword noises!
Catelyn XI.
Leaving Riverrun with her infant son felt like a thousand years ago.
They crossed the Tumble Stone, taking a small boat north to Winterfell,
and now her son has grown and they've
returned he's wearing plate and mail and he's seated next to his dire wolf on a boat theon
grayjoy sits with him and catelyn sits behind the stern a second boat follows them with her uncle
brinden the great john and lord karstark they shoot down the tumble stone and the splash and
the rumbling of the water wheel brings back childhood memories to Catelyn, punctuated with a sad smile for those memories.
From the walls of the castle, soldiers and servants shout down to them, Catelyn, Rob, Winterfell, every rampart bears a house tully flag. It's that silver leaping trout against a blue and red field. I assume you all know it. It is a stirring sight. But it does not
lift her heart.
We have a line.
She wondered
if indeed her heart would ever lift again.
Oh, Ned.
Just that that doesn't even
lift her heart to see those, especially
with what she walks into.
Her dad's dying, too.
Our dad, Ned, is dead.
No.
Her dad's dying.
This is...
It's a rough chapter.
This is also a dead-no chapter.
The water...
Different dad.
Yeah, this is a...
Two dads, one no.
Oh.
The water gate comes into view,
and the heavy chains slowly lift the iron portcullis upward
the lower half of it is red with rust and it drips mud on them as they pass beneath the barbed spikes
okay this is is this a metaphor this is all a metaphor here right the barbed spikes mere inches
above their heads uh can't help but think about Brandon Stark in that moment, right?
With barbed wires wrapped around his neck.
But literally, these barbed spikes are merely inches above their heads,
threatening to kill them all, just like the spikes in King's Landing
as they begin this rebellion by the end of the chapter.
It has that same energy of Sansa's thoughts about one false move.
You know, if she just just slips she would lose everything and even the colors here right the lower half red with rust and
it drips mud brown oxidized bloody mud right like rich mud gross yes absolutely that's a great point
i wasn't even thinking yes that imagery is so clear with it and
i mean right the rust iron blood all of it and and even beyond the barbed spikes right you were
talking about that and i think it also echoes the way that the northern crown looks from what we've
heard so that itself also being as you were saying
not just the barbed wire around brandon's neck but it also being upon their heads
yeah it's not a comfortable looking crown yep no heavy is the crown
well catalan contemplates how well the portcullis would stand to a ram with all that rust as they pass under walls.
The sunlight disappears under the bridge and they emerge from the shadows
as they enter the shipyard.
Her brother waits on the water stair for her,
surrounded by boats, large and small,
and near Tully Istaki
with shaggy auburn hair and a fiery beard.
He wears a battle-torn breastplate
and his blue and red cloak stained
by blood and smoke fashionista titus blackwood as we've discussed in previous episodes in the
jamie episodes interestingly uh stands with him wearing a bright yellow armor with elaborate
inlaid vine and leaf patterns his raven feather cloak is draped over his shoulders.
Titus has led the sortie,
saving Edmure from the Lannister camp.
I love that Edmure is wearing his, like, armor,
his battle armor, to go greet Catelyn.
It seems like a very little brother,
look at me, big sister, what I did, kind of thing.
I love that about Edmure to be honest
i'm not like yeah i'm big on the edmure like defense squad as as people have called them
previously which we'll probably get into in later chapters
we also speaking of chapters uh things that we've discussed in other POVs, talked a lot about rivers, especially in Theon's chapters, right?
When we were talking about how one cannot step in the same river twice, because, you know, not the same river, not the same man, blah, blah, Heraclitus.
Anyways, and also the crossing of Rubicons, blah, blah, blah.
That's actually what Heraclitus said, believe it or not.
what Heraclitus said, believe it or not.
Riverrun fulfills, I think, both of these rivery roles.
As Kat revisits the place of her girlhood,
finally again at her true end of the crossroads,
as we discussed a few chapters ago,
she's reconciling this home that she knew,
her once strong father,
and how both the castle and the people have aged,
especially her father.
And she's changed too, right?
Now she's a widow and also
bringing her teenage warrior son who is clearly not an infant anymore but it's also a point of
no return for the north right their rubicon as the lords decide to crown her son like after that
the sarks can't go back they that's it and yeah they will no longer abide being ruled by lannisters but in a literal sense it's
also very much a point of no return because catelyn never goes back to the north neither
does rob as far as we know but you know things could change things could change for catelyn in
the winds of winter you know one day i don't know tomorrow tomorrow when the winds of winter comes
out next week look under your chair admir commands the guards at the water stair to help bring in his guests, and they scramble
to pull in the boats.
Greywyn bounds out of the ship, and one of the men lurches backward from him.
It's the cutest thing ever, right?
I know.
He abruptly is like, what?
Oh my god.
And he leans back, and he's just sitting in the water, submerged in the river.
And everyone gets a little, they laugh at this, they all needed a quick laugh to kind of relieve the tension,
and he gets a little sheepish.
And Theon, Theon vaults over the boat and does the most like respectful milf movement,
and he lifts Catelyn out of the boat by her waist onto the dry steps.
I was like, okay, Theon, getting a little handsy there with Lady Stark now that she's,
you know, a widow.
Holy shit.
You're just, you're just, okay.
You presumed?
She's only 32.
She's definitely a MILF, you know, which, which allegedly may or may not be a slur now.
Oh, well, allegedly, it's a mother that dion would like to fuck would you
like me to do that as an acronym instead anyways so he he lifts her out of the boat and there's
actually a such a sweet moment with edmure embracing her and calling her his sweet sister
which oddly usually when we hear sweet sister it's what tyrian about cersei but here we're hearing it
from edmure about catalatelyn she thinks that his
mouth was made for smiles but he doesn't smile right now his neck is bandaged and he looks worn
and tired from battle and strain yo Edmure tried hard he tried so hard also speaking of like
you know earlier they mention Edmure's appearance and i i like tobias menzies right
i think he's a fantastic actor i don't think the show knew what to do with him
so they did a really bad job writing for him but anyways when we talk about people who do
not look like their book characters i'm gonna just say like tobias menzies does not look like
edmure tully you're not incorrect he does not it's Ednure Tully? You're not incorrect.
He does not.
It's really cute, though.
It's like there is absolutely no direction for his character in the show.
And let's, to be fair, like only a couple of the Starks are kind of accurate in their looks, right?
That's true.
Jon and Arya work out fine.
But then you have Rob had more brunette hair and Bran had dark dark brown hair and rickon had brownish hair so whatever shireen was blonde which yeah as you said wait wasn't the
seed strong should have had black hair yeah interesting interesting it's a whole plot point
that we're gonna discuss you know that comes up in this chapter but what else um yeah it's cute
though because edmure is literally just like a decade older rob stockier with like craft beer
belly you know what i mean like just just a few too many stouts or like wheat ales or ipas or
whatever the kids are drinking yeah deaf uncle bod yeah he's he's got uncle bod yes he totally has uncle bod
and I'm living for it but he's just like
he's made of softer
things he has a soft heart I love that
about Edmure he just wants to keep his friends
safe and he just doesn't always have
the means to do so
yeah Edmure tells
Catelyn he shares her grief
and they want to give her vengeance
against the lannisters
but this is not uh this isn't right away her reaction right catalan says will that bring
ned back to me the wound was still too fresh for softer words she could not think about ned now
she would not it would not do she had to be strong all that will keep i must see father yeah so
we're gonna see this come up a few times in the chapter but it's just so sad in her grief
catelyn just sort of touches on the idea of ned remembers and then just like buries it down
can't think about him yet and it isn't really until her speech that i think
we see ned really talk about Ned and really talk about
what this loss means to her
we'll get there later though
speaking about that is uh
it does seem like she makes herself
bottle it up for this first
you know 70% of the chapter just so
she can get to the end of the chapter
yeah she's still kind of
in the denial stage we'll
get it we'll see her in the anger stage in a second but yes edmure tells her hosta awaits
in the solar hosta's steward steps in explaining hosta's bedridden and he instructed them to bring
cattle into him at once edmure escorts her up the water stair across the lower bailey where peter and
brandon had once dueled for her favor the sandstone walls loom above them and they pass through a door
guarded by men in fish crest helms once alone she asks admira how their father is and it's not
looking great he says his pain is constant the maesters say he won't be with them for long. And this fills Kat with a blind rage at the world, at her siblings, at the Lannisters,
the maesters, at Ned, her father, the monstrous gods taking them from her.
Yeah, so like I said, a second, here we are at that anger part of the grief cycle, which
actually may not be a real thing, but I think a lot of people are taught dabda you know denial anger bargaining depression acceptance when it comes
to grief and now she's at anger it does feel like she has to like she's come home and she's the one
that has to fucking clean up the bullshit mess you know uh like the sibling left to deal with the family funeral on their
own and bear the brunt of it and i think kat has uh especially as the elder sister she's always
felt like she's had to take a certain responsibility since you know they lost their mom and she's had
to take that responsibility on herself and i i think that shines through the text right here like
that she's just like why
couldn't you guys just fucking take care of one thing just one thing one thing how are you all
just failing me right now and especially because it could have meant losing her father right like
she's so she's so mad that like no one told her and that's part of it right they wouldn't let her know and and yeah part of it is probably
her father didn't want her to know right maybe not yet and and we'll get to that in a bit but
that's why right she tells ennard that they should have told her but yeah hosta forbade it especially
because he was worried that if his enemies knew he was weak and catlin finishes with
they might attack and we have this line uh this internal dialogue of it was your doing yours
a voice whispered inside her if you had not taken it upon yourself to seize the dwarf
they climbed the spiral stair in silence. There's that guilt, right, coming in.
Yes.
Eating her alive, eating at her heart.
And it's the same guilt that is going on in the neighboring Dany chapters right now, right?
We talked about it a little bit last week.
But there's a lot of just defiance and anger for the gods for betraying her in this way.
And another line that more specifically than that
really comes in here,
especially with your discussion of the Rubicon,
is, if I look back, I'm lost, right?
She withers for just a moment on this thought
that this is my fault, this is my fault.
But then she has to let it go and keep moving
because she has to be strong once more for everyone else.
And there's even a little something in what miriam as door tells denaris denaris says to her you warned me only death could pay for life i thought you meant the horse no miriam as door said that
was a lie you told yourself you knew the price uh in In a way, for Catelyn, in her head,
that is what she's reckoning with, right?
Like, you knew the price of taking Tyrion,
and you did feel that it was that important,
and it was.
I mean, I would do the goddamn same thing.
And it doesn't do to dwell on that, right,
of what she already has done.
And later, she actually calls for peace,
which is really respectable,
considering it's not going to happen.
One. for peace which is really respectable considering it's not going to happen one uh two she could save many lives if they had gone for a piece in a way you know the realm not just their lives not just
the characters that we love in the povs we love but also the small folk and the people that actually
like live there people like us uh and even more than that though like there is a little bit of compensation for
her but the candle has already been more than lit and it just doesn't really do to dwell on it for
her i really feel like it doesn't matter even if it was a negative thing or a positive thing to
take to your unit just for her character she has to keep moving yeah i absolutely agree like and i
think her guilt is really interesting and there's something
that you said of of how she's taking the guilt that um reminded me a little i've heard people
like and sometimes the faith of the seven very obviously but also in the way the the way the
tully's approach the faith of the seven or something who was it who said this that feels
very catholic right and and you were saying something about her taking it as like oh it's my fault that reminds me of those lines of through my fault
through my fault through my most grievous fault which is what they say now um because they switched
up the mass on me and like what you were saying they like train you like for a bunch of years and
they switch it up for like what shits and giggles and then i'm like horrible happens to me once or
twice a year
exactly and I'm like yo what the fuck
I thought I had this down right
how can you switch this on me when I wasn't paying attention
I guess the point is I should have been paying attention
right but anyways
um
coming back to Catelyn and her guilt
uh
it is catholic guilt though it 100% feels like catholic guilt
as a catholic with guilt or an ex feels like Catholic guilt as a Catholic with guilt
or an ex-Catholic with guilt
it's Catholic guilt
the Catholic guilt
the Catholic guilt
alright
there are people who would definitely argue
as we've discussed before that
cat taking Tyrion is what sets off the fighting in the war
and I personally think that some sort of war
would have happened anyway eventually because they were all prying their
little finger in berries. They really, really wanted that
to happen and
Ned dying was Littlefinger's
goal, I think, one way or the other.
And technically he was supposed to be sent to
the wall, right? But Joffrey
also fucked shit up. Anyways,
regarding that guilt,
you know, Cat thinking about this and nudging
the idea that she might be guilty also kind of feels like a way to deal with that grief that know cat thinking about this and nudging the idea that she might be guilty
also kind of feels like a way to deal with that grief that we were talking about that in this
situation there's so much that's out of her control right she lost her husband her son is at
this crazy war she's just found out after coming home and not seeing him for years that her father
is dying and so by putting herself at fault for tyrian and
the war there's there's almost an aspect of like she's giving herself this sort of feeling of being
in control right by saying that it was her fault something that she could have changed in in what
happened even if it means hurting herself and it isn't true and yeah you know coming back to what
you're saying of how that ties into danny's
chapters like it it really ties well with as you said like the earlier one that we read at the
beginning of that lightning round and also the next one right it feels really pointed that they're
right next to one another and the moments that you pointed out here right from from danny's chapters their lines as danny realizes that drogo is never
returning to her that her husband is not the strong man that she remembers her beloved protector
is gone and these are the same emotions that catelyn is going through when she sees her father
so changed from the warrior she waited for and like the way that drogo is described and the way that hoster are described are like that they both like to sit in the sun and watch it
right it's very similar yeah that's a great connection like even the language of their ends
are so similar and i think this chapter is very pointed that like i i didn't realize how much hoster was a huge anchor in it as we're going
to kind of talk about i just didn't realize how much of an anchor he was the first few times i
read it and here i mean it feels more about hoster's upcoming death than it does ned's half
the time you know because she's actually living this in this moment. Yeah, it feels like she's
got Hoster there so she doesn't have
to feel the pain, right? To kind of push
back the pain of losing her
beloved husband.
Now she can dedicate all of her pain
and issues into this and project it
into that and
deal with it all later. She's compartmentalizing.
Yeah, keeping busy so that she
doesn't have to feel it.
That's healthy! She's compartmentalizing. Yeah, keeping busy so that she doesn't have to feel it. That's healthy!
She's keeping
busy.
Wow.
God. Wow. Okay.
Meanwhile,
in the compartmentalizing,
they climb up to
Haster's solar, and Edmure says
Haster likes to sit in the sun,
watch the rivers.
He had always been a broad, tall man, kind of portly as he grew, but now he didn't look so robust.
He looked shrunken and sagging.
When Cat last saw him, his beard was brown, right?
His hair was brown, and it was just streaked with gray.
But now it's white as snow.
Oh.
Ha, yeah.
A snow, Ned.
No! Hoster a snow, Ned. No, oh, Ned.
Oh, no, what have I done?
Hoster recognizes Edmure's voice and realizes it's Catelyn,
murmuring, my little cat, and I watched for you.
Edmure leaves them to talk.
Okay, when I read that line,
especially coming off the back of last week's chapter week's chapter, and how this is, like, capping off Kat's storyline, I cried, alright? I don't usually, unlike Chloe, I don't cry, like, as often when reading these chapters, and-
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Wow, way to project your issues onto me
it's cause you were being a wimp
oh my god
if I distract them if I point out Chloe
crying no one will notice that I was
crying you're being attacked
you are being attacked
for feeling
betrayal
this is sad
this is with Ned's death
and like afterwards
with the I watched for you and we know
how she would say it
and then he says it to her
and then it just hurts
so much the echo
that repetition from the last chapter
to this one stands out so much in a reread
what hurts so much, Eliana?
All your babes?
Oh, God. Sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm tearing up now. Is this how you feel?
Wow.
I'm attacking her constantly.
Just keep remembering, Eliana.
She dies thinking that all
of her children are dead and lost
to her.
Actually, most of them are alive, to be honest, which is so funny to me.
I'm like, damn, they didn't even get out of this that bad.
All the Lannisters are dying, you know?
Yeah.
She actually, you know, she only lost one kid, right?
Only the eldest right in front of her.
And you know what?
I mean, that's what the firstborns are for, right?
Me and you know.
Actually, that's, yeah mean that's what the firstborns are for right me and you know actually that's yeah that's what i heard and that's why my parents were so strict besides all the other cultural stuff that's why they were so strict kind of like if we
fuck this one up yeah uh well it is uh back to the depressing horrible sad shit
uh hoster i i know there's been a lot
of speculation about what is
up with Hoster's ailment
he tells her he has crabs in his
belly they're always pinching and
Maester Vining gives him dream wine and
milk of the poppy but he
had wanted to stay awake to see her he
confesses when the Lannisters had Edmure
he was afraid he'd die without seeing
any of them again.
Oh my god.
It's like killing me.
Yeah, I don't know what this speculation is.
I don't know what it's...
He has crabs in his belly.
Stomach cancer.
He has crabs in his belly.
All right, there are little crabs in his belly.
What do people want?
I wish it was as cute as that.
But unfortunately, I think it's...
A lot of people think it's alluding to stomach cancer.
No, I agree. But I like... It probably is i think it's uh a lot of people think it's alluding to stomach cancer no i agree but i like it probably is but it's sad because or it's crabs you know
it's such a bummer and yeah a lot of people speculate it's stomach cancer or something
similar and that would make sense with the pain little lobsters bring in the lobsters
bring in the dancing lobsters oh Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
What are we doing?
This is, we're dealing with our grief right now.
This is us.
We're dealing with the grief.
Yeah.
Catelyn tells Hoster she's here with her son, Rob.
He remembers Rob had his eyes.
And then she's like, also, I brought you Jamie Lannister.
And I'm like, maybe that one's more for you, Catelyn.
Then she's like, also, I brought you Jamie Lannister.
And I'm like, maybe that one's more for you, Catelyn.
There's something really poignant about this chapter,
starting with Kat, with Rob as an infant in her head, right?
The last time she was here was with Rob in her arms.
And it's so poignant that she has spent her whole last 15 years worrying about being northern enough.
But yet here her son is coming to her
childhood home looking like a young hoster toly come again walking the ramparts right cheering
the people on that cheer him and he's accepted almost immediately as these people's ruler
we're gonna have a great big fat exploration of some of the misdeeds hoster does as a father and maybe
even as a lord but historically it's interesting he's not like a bad lord he's just not like a
standout lord right his history in the riverlands he fought in the war of the nine penny kings
before he was lord when his brother was still the lord and then his brother died leaving him a lord
uh kind of similar to ned in that aspect right and the
biggest events for him besides that what was when the veil the north and the riverlands joined
together with the stormlands to fight tyranny from the throne so he's not i don't know that i'd say
lackluster it's just hoster never really had a chance to flex his hand at improving the riverlands
and it does seem he's fallen back on depression
and ascetia right after Manissa died
and after he
you know sold off his daughters
and I
don't know I just like it's hard
right it's hard to balance but here we are
with kind of an improved version right
with Robb auburn haired
blue eyed he's transformed into
a man with a jawbone
suddenly jutting out and fucking chin hair and shit.
And he's going to join the Riverlands in the north once more.
Having him come here in the face of Edmure's loss, even,
that was very great timing.
The Riverlands needed something to cheer.
Hoster's dying.
They have this big hole of power that's just like,
who's going to lead us? The Riverlands have had a rough go of it, as you said. They need
a sign of hope. Not only, you know, as Endur been suffering losses, but throughout this whole book,
right, they've been attacked often. The Lannisters burning their lands, etc. So we can see why
they're quite upset towards the end of this chapter and
hoster what he's going through is something that we've seen in a lot of the other rulers of the
seven kingdoms right while he's much older and i mean he's lived through a fucking lot
he it's reminiscent of what we saw going through ned's story, right? But Ned tried to find a way to march forward and was also younger and, you know, goes to King's Landing and he's like, all right, I'm going to do my fucking best.
It's kind of what happens with Doran, right?
Doran, as we saw, also living with that depression. and as you said we have rob looking so much like hoster but i mean he's he's lost his father but
he's still got a lot of this vigor right i mean his war is just starting and i think that's part
of the thing right rob is rob dies before that can settle in for him. Yeah. Because he's killed at like 16 years old, which is horrible.
But, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, now that we have that happy thought,
we have more happy thoughts where
Catelyn tells Hoster that his brother has come,
and then Hoster wistfully hopes that
is Liza here too too he's hoping that his
whole family right is here to see him go because he knows it's his last few moments but of course
caitlin has to disappoint him and when she tells him lies is not not here she watches the light
disappear from his eyes and it's painful i mean we know that hoster was quite harmful to liza right like we
we see caitlin touch a bit on the guilt that she feels of what has happened with this war
a bit ago and we see how i feel like guilt becomes this big tully family thing this this burden that's
passed down amongst them hoster's carrying the guilt of what he did to his youngest daughter
and he knows that he hurt her.
And in his final hours,
he's hoping for absolution.
He's hoping to reunite,
to heal and to apologize.
He wants forgiveness because he knows,
and he's hoping that he can give,
that he might be able to receive that gift and maybe hopefully give his
daughter in a way that gift,
right.
Of saying,
I was wrong. What I saying, I was wrong.
What I did to you was wrong.
And I kind of wonder if he has never apologized
and now he will never get the chance.
And so that cycle of pain and hurt
just sort of continues in this family.
There's a couple interesting parallels
that you reminded me of here too,
of, you know, he's being dosed with the same drugs
that Sweet Robin will be dosed with right uh in the
erie his grandson yeah and it's weird that absence of that relation but yet it's happening just
across the uh the old river bend and also that the one thing he and cadeline both can't abhor is
a bastard in the family interesting Interesting. That is interesting.
I'm not saying,
like,
obviously this is a huge,
like when it comes out,
it's such a huge revelation for Kat,
but it is interesting that George connected those plots together in that way.
That Hoster went to such great lengths to make sure there was no bastard
stain on his perfect freckled,
shy daughter.
And yeah, dot, dot yeah dot dot dot yeah i mean
catelyn never right really connects to that she's like tansy what does that yeah mean maybe she's
subconsciously male well she's like did my father have his own bastard right and i think that's
something that like obviously that that's an interesting anxiety on her part considering that circe sort of has that revulsion finding out finding shay yeah in tywin's bed and so yeah no one likes to think
of their parents fucking um i'm there i don't want to ever talk about it oh god yeah um oh yeah
that's a i'm so sorry that that's i think the universal that's universal i think yep yep thank you for my loss
yep i am eighth grade eighth grade age 14 i think i remember i think it was like graduation story
maybe well maybe they're just really happy about your graduation oh my god they're like just four more years well speaking of children not in the home
catelyn tells hoster that liza feels safer in the eerie with her son and that liza is very
frightened and she kisses his brow and then tells him that no the blackfish is still a major gay
icon and has not wed a westerosi woman hoster complains that he tried to make him great matches
with bethany redwine and says sweet girl pretty freckles bethany yes poor child still waiting
she's like dude bethany's not fucking waiting she's married she's good dude she married well
she married lord rowan they got three kids. It's Gucci there, you know?
And that's not what he's really guilty about here, though.
I think that's obvious.
He's just covering up that deeper guilt about the redheaded, freckled girl
because his real guilt isn't over Bethany.
It's about Liza and Liza leaving with the Blackfish.
That's the real betrayal because he knew.
Yo, he knew.
Yeah. Yeah. with the blackfish that's the real betrayal because he knew yo he knew yeah yeah and it's all it's all very sad it's only gonna get sadder in that clash of kings
except for bethany um i don't know things get tougher i think for the for the red vines but
whatever you know well it's all about location
and she had to live there, okay? Location, location,
location.
Catelyn reminds him, speaking of locations,
that Brynden has actually come leagues to see him,
let alone has also kept them
safe along the way, and Hoster
scoffs that he was ever a warrior.
That was the one thing he could do, knight of the gate.
But
being all tired, being angry about his brother,
Hoster's like, I'm too tired for that right now,
and asks her to send Brendan when he's awake again.
So he's asleep before she even leaves the solar.
What a talent.
I want that.
Dude, and as soon as she gets downstairs,
the funniest shit in the world,
this is some old man brother shit,
because as soon as she
gets downstairs her uncle is like ah saw hoster will he see me and she's like well he's pretty
sick he doesn't feel well and he's too sick to fight and brendan's like yeah okay i'm too old
to believe that when i get in there hoster will be chiding me about the red wine girl
even as we light his funeral pyre damn his bones yeah absolutely
absolutely and well at least they got that that's one thing that that'll give them energy for a bit
this little feud and catlin having just lived this exact interaction outright smiles and like
yeah yeah that's right that's what's happening and i do like this exchange though
and this among the many things right it kind of helps the tully family feel very real
and it's something that george is very good at right uh throughout these books as he shows the
many different ways that the families in westeros embody tostoy's opening line of Anna Karenina,
which is all happy families are alike. Each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
That's beautiful.
So Catelyn asks after Robb and they tell her he went with Theon Greyjoy into the Great Hall.
She walks in on Theon, regaling the slaughter of the Whispering Wood as Theon,
that is a Theon thing to do, bragging quite a bit and she interrupts
him and is like where's rob and then it's like ah he went to visit the godswood and she immediately
thinks it's what ned would have done and that rob is his father's son as much as hers and she's
thinking this catelyn again thinks oh god's ned and then it cuts off again right and her grief
becomes i it to me it almost feels like an echo of
the promise me ned within the same book each of these ending with his name but each of them being
about grief but now it's about someone else's loss i love that i i really love that that's
really smart that it's her own promise me ned yeah but now it's Ned being God and not Lyanna.
This is a sad book. Now he's just a ghost like them.
God.
Yeah.
Wow.
Three times in one chapter.
Suck it up.
Gotta make up for all these years.
Oh my God.
Catelyn finds Rob and several other lords, Mage Mormont, Galbraith Glover, the Great
John, Rickard Karstark, and even Tytos Blackwood, praying at the tree.
Robb has his sword thrust into the earth and his gloved hands around the hilt.
These are the ones who keep the old gods, she realized.
She asked herself what gods she kept these days and could not find an answer.
It would not do to disturb them at their prayers
the gods must have their due even cruel gods who would take ned from her and her lord father as
well so catalan waited i love that because catalan waited that's such a great line to close that with
right because once more she's waiting for her men and so sad because it starts off with these are the ones who keep the old gods
and uh obviously she has no faith left in the gods she she thinks about the gods and
says well they must have their due even ones who would take ned from her and ones who would take
her lord father and it's interesting because the northerners think the old gods have no power in the south and
here she thinks it was just the gods any of them yeah because yeah as you said the old gods perhaps
they didn't protect ned maybe took him and the gods that she kept as a girl faith is seven they're
taking her father and she's just really going through this trial of faith right now right as she's losing
the men she loves and it's interesting because technically a different faith will raise her from
the dead and i i wonder if that'll come back right in any way at all right that that idea of like the
gods failing her because that's very much it seems in line with some of the internal dilemmas we're going to see in a couple of characters,
such as, right, we're seeing it, we saw it in Davos, we're seeing it, we're probably going to see it in Melisandre and Aaron, so.
And funny that you say that, because then I think about Arya, right, who's learning of the many-faced god.
Yes, yes.
And Catelyn is truly praying to the many-faced god now she in many
ways as you just described so that's an interesting thought interesting interesting as we think about
the future interesting oh yeah look under your chair it's the future now it's t wow oh my god
wow the memories flood back to catalan as she stands in the godswood. Edmure breaking his arm, climbing an elm.
Liza kissing Peter, her kissing Peter.
No older than Sansa or Arya, right? Gross.
She remembers his minty breath from the mint growing in the godswood.
So there you go.
That's where Peter gets his mint breath.
He started it here at Riverrun, it seems.
And their first kisses as young girls with him.
She talks about how Liza had a little tongue action and she's like ew you let him put his tongue in your mouth
he tried to put it in her mouth and she's like i don't like that and liza's like i liked it
why you gotta throw this in there i was like sad and maybe this is to break it up you know yeah yeah i think this is to break it up it's a cute gross memory and she even she looks out
at the trees where her father once taught her how to ride a horse and rob sheaths his sword to meet
her and she thinks suddenly has he ever even kissed a girl in Winterfell's godswood? She thinks about young Jane Poole,
giving him moist-eyed glances and the serving girls,
and they all had crushes on him.
He had to have kissed a girl, surely.
He's ridden off to battle and war.
She wipes her tears away angrily before he can see them,
and he announces to her they must call a council.
I actually don't know if Rob has kissed anyone.
I mean, it makes sense to assume it, but I don't really know, especially because, yeah, it doesn't really come up in Kat's chapters until obviously later when he's like, Mom, I got married.
It doesn't come up in Theon's memories, right, or Jon's when they think about their times with Rob.
Like, there's really no talks
of like oh yes and we used to talk about girls or whatever and i'm sure theod would have talked
about that with rob and john hadn't kissed a girl until egret so i guess it's possible rob hadn't
either because i mean he's very different from robert right he's like mom i had sex once and
i married her unlike robert bradley he's like i had sex with everyone and i have kids everywhere i i do think that maybe he didn't because i don't know i don't
think rob kissed anyone especially with the way alice carstart talks about him to john
right in adobada in dance she kind of says that he was kind of a guarded prude right and i mean that's i i think
that's also due to how ned raised them they're just sheltered they're young and sheltered they're
they weren't allowed out much where was he gonna go hang with girls he might have ridden off and
whatever i mean theon obviously was out there banging and slanging but again i mean also rob probably didn't didn't want to go into
that foray knowing what kissing probably produces yeah i mean he might have been taught like kissing
is how you get girls pregnant who knows and you will get pregnant and you will die
and yeah so i mean people develop at different rates like it sounds like you know
caitlin singh and we've heard other characters say that rob was handsome but he might have just
been as you like as you said sheltered he could have been awkward you know like shy he's still
young you know and i couldn't get boys to kiss me when i was 14 so i get it i couldn't either hey i got married look
at me it can happen for everyone yeah poor young rob he had a little bit of kissing he had a little
bit of sexing and then he died like i said you will get pregnant just like just like a praying
mantis just like a praying mantis well right, right now, he's a praying wolf.
Oh.
Or was a praying wolf in the godswood.
And Catelyn interrupts Rob because he had just said, you know, I want to call a council.
And she's like, uh, but your grandfather would like to see you.
He's very sick.
And Rob's like, yeah, I know.
Edmure told me, but we have to talk about the issues in the south, mother.
Renly Baratheon has claimed his brother's crown.
And Catelyn is like, oh, shit, this does kind of change some shit.
We all thought it was going to be Stannis.
We did all think it was going to be Stannis, but good news, everyone.
Stannis also is going to try to claim the crown.
Hooray.
You were also correct.
For one night only, three kings.
A lot.
Like, at least five later.
This is one of those accidents that causes
Rob and Kat's stories to be a tragedy
in the narrative, like, definition
of the word, of, like, had they
gotten word that Ned
had declared for Stannis, right?
Or had Stannis declared a little
earlier in, like like i don't know
everyone had email and got it right away right or the birds were faster or some shit like had it
not been runley first when they were making this decision they might have been to stannis instead
of declaring independence and stannis could finally stop being so angsty all the time and
be like less rude about ned when they go talk to him but anyways
timing was not their friend but well and that's interesting that you say that because like that
would have cleared up a lot of the issues in a dance with dragons right it actually would have
it would have cleared up a lot of issues in a dance with dragons it would have cleared up stannis's i think issues maybe with ned not necessarily his daughter yeah um i don't know
he might still murder his daughter even then yeah i mean he might not have murdered his daughter but
if had that happened so yeah you know he wouldn't he would have a little more self-confidence. But no timing for him.
No good timing there.
They did not hitch their train.
And why should they, honestly?
I mean, Stannis, as we talk about during A Dance with Dragons,
what does Stannis have to offer?
Anyways, I guess swords.
Swords are everything.
Swords are cash here.
The War Council convenes in the Great Hall.
It's across four long trestle tables that are arranged in a broken square,
which feels symbolic. It must be a metaphor.
Is this a metaphor, Eliana?
Oh, is it a metaphor?
I don't know. I think so.
I mean, it's a broken square.
It's these tables that they don't quite fit.
There are all these people and all these voices, like in the tyrian chapter uh couple before when you have the clansmen who are also
just like this right clansmen actually also give voices to all of their people and uh tywin and
tyrian sit and listen and here it is the same thing it feels symbolic that it's a broken square
of different people at each table
different types of people but somehow they fit together in this council and it makes me wonder
if the last council maybe they'll be sitting in a completed square maybe it won't be broken
oh you know in the last book the ninth book or will it also be broken because of Northern Independence?
Maybe Sansa will sit in a chair that's just slightly away from the square.
It is a triangle.
It's a metaphor.
It's a dodecagon.
Oh my god.
Well, Emhyr attends in Hoster's place, the Black Pfish at his side, the River Lords lining the side tables, including the Fugitive Lords that fought against Lannisters.
Karl Vance, a lord now that his father died beneath the Golden Tooth, sits with Mark Piper, and the Dairy Boy no older than Bran.
Not the Dairy Girls, though, spelled differently as well.
Jonas Bracken comes from Stonehenge, which is really confusing when you say it aloud.
Sitting as far opposite Lord Blackwood as he can.
Typical.
And the Northern Lords sit opposite them, Catelyn and Robb facing Edmure and the Blackfish.
And the Northmen at the moment, here, are fewer than the River Lords and the Greyjohn is at Robb's left and then Theon
then Galbraith Glover and Mage Mormont
sit to Catelyn's right.
I love this description
of where the Lords are.
Karl, Vance, and Mark Piper
of course are BFFs with Edmure
right? We learn those are his buddies.
We learn that in the Ned chapter where he's kind
of ruling the throne for the day. He thinks about how well those are edmure's friends so that's his
childhood buddies he grew up with right there uh if rob had friends that's who he would have
but he doesn't um and the dairy boy just stands out so much in this uh no older than bran right
very young and it's so weird having him
be able to pipe up and be like yeah i don't want to be ruled by those assholes i think it gives you
a great hint at what we might see someday in the end and it's exciting to see mage mormont
significant in this council speaking her mind so freely as well as catalan right her voice even
though she's just a lady widow,
you know, she's still very welcomed by these people and respected.
And it does remind me of what we're going to see.
Hope, I'm guessing someday when we get the Winds of Winter,
we'll see how Jon Conn reacts around Arianne,
standing on her own two feet in war councils with her own swords,
as well as Nymeria and Cersei's councils in King's Landing as well.
Yeah, I mean, it's interesting. It's funny to think about i'm like john conn's gonna be so mad god yeah he's gonna
be so mad that this is happening and i think because he's racist and sexist like it's like
a double banger it's it's a goddamn banger he is though and yeah especially and then he's gonna be
like that and projecting elllyon to her.
A lot's going to be going on there.
It's a whole mess.
Whereas Aegon's going to be like, oh, my God, yes, step on me.
I think he's into that.
I'm telling you, the Adam Feldman comment about Arianne seducing Aegon is the best comment on all of Reddit.
What is it about? It was a comment discussing how
Arianne and Aegon will probably consummate their marriage.
And just like the funniest,
I have to find it for you, I will find it,
but it's the funniest shit in the world
where he basically just states like how
Arianne will mastermind seduce Aegon
because Aegon is just like a 14-year-old boy
who knows nothing
yeah I mean I what he's
like 18 right but still
it's not I mean it's not
at that age right it's not hard
yeah boys are
interesting they're an interesting
specimen as Arianne will probably
show us I mean Aegon Aegon as
we've seen right and that's the thing like we've seen
that he's a little, he's easy to
manipulate, right? A little hot-headed.
Yeah, Tyrion does it quite
easily, but anyways.
We digress.
Lord Rickard Karstark is the last notable
Northman here. He's looking gaunt, hollow-eyed,
and lost in grief, which is
in the air
this chapter, right?
There is no word right now of his third last eldest son who led the spears against Tywin on the Green Fork.
And the arguing goes on late into the night, each lord having their right to speak and none holding back.
There's shouting, cursing, reasoning, jesting, bargaining.
Is this a Girls Gone Canon episode?
Also the slamming of tinkers and threats.
This could be. This could be us.
It all punctuates the night and
Catelyn listens to it all. Oh, listening.
This is us.
I love that line
so much. Catelyn listens to it all.
This is a great council
of the north and riverlands.
This will go down in the annals as a great council.
I mean, think of all the councils we've had for secession alone, right?
101 AC settling Jaehaerys' secession.
130 called by Alicent and leaving out Rhaenyra and company
and like half the nation in that delegate kind of matter.
And 136 was Aegon III's ascendancy.
233 was Aegon the
Unlikely, Aegon V.
And all these will have
so many parallels and so many
important kind of thoughts and themes
that will run alongside
the endgame of thrones moving forward.
This council here in particular
being called at Riverrun feels
so big and foundational for the
story moving forward it does make me wonder how this could actually possibly have mirrored the
council when robert would have been chosen as representative as their king obviously we're
missing the voice of the eerie and it's not something that we have historically written
down or canonically written down but there had to have been a day where these lords got together and decided to tout robert up and river run as we're
seeing is unfortunately location location location uh put in the middle of everything so it's an
obvious choice for a council to be called and i do think that missing the Eyrie's voice here in today's council in Catalan 11 is a huge plot point that, I mean, should be filled by Sansa in the Endgame of Thrones, right?
Like, this sticks out like a sore thumb that Lysa's reluctance to lead the Eyrie into war must be reconciled with sometime in the story.
It all just feels so fitting.
It's a king to lead a rebellion, this time for independence,
also named for Robert.
The Warden of the North was just murdered
on a stage for the world to see,
and now Rob has to free his sister
from King's Landing,
who's captured by the current evil king.
Not to mention, the Lannisters are straight up
openly aggravating and terrorizing the countryside
with their watchdog Gregor clegane once more
out to menace society there's just so much here that is informing a lot of the rest of the books
as far as uh gathering parties together to you know unite against oppression whether it be from
ice zombies in the north or cersei or whoever uh similar tone similar feeling and themes from so many different
people with different lifestyles coming to fight and argue and have out their own peace and
something that strikes me the most is just like Robert we don't get the reaction from Rob
right on being made king whether he wanted it or not which is I mean it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter if he did at this point.
This was, there was no saying no to this.
This was a, you are now the king.
I mean, the closest to a reaction being when the cars start tension is at its peak and
clash and he breaks these, like, I tried to do everything right.
I promised I was going to do everything right.
And I think this holds a lot of connotations for John's plot, right?
We're going to see a lot of probably what Rob might have been thinking, but actually through Jon.
something maybe we can like discuss a bit more later but as you said there's no to crown him is to kill him that's what we end up seeing but also you can't say no right you say no
it looks weak especially after like a fucking all those speeches you can't turn it down like that
and and you just have to move forward and there's it almost feels to them
right no chance and no choice but they think they have a chance for for a good while we all thought
that they had a chance i mean he even says to cattle in the last few chapters as he leads this
stuff uh when we first get there right when we first get to the wood and he's making war plans
with uncle brindan catalan says like rob why are you doing this you have men that can do this you do not need to be
leading this and he's like mom i have to i have to do this who else is going to do this like
it's my job now to do this uh and with ned's death i mean there was never going to be a choice
he says that to her very clearly as we're about to see uh it's again painful it's sad because he's finishing what he has to i mean they killed
his dad it's a similar and as you said yes they murdered his father it's a similar predicament
not only that ned was put in but also caitlin right when her mother died early that rob's being
thrust into this so early?
Well, some of the people who will be a subject are not here at the moment,
so it'll be interesting when they hear the news.
For example,
Roose had reformed the remnants of the host
at the mouth of the causeway,
and Ser Helman Tollert and Walder Frey
hold the twins still.
Tywin's army was making for Harrenhal
across the Trident,
and two other kings now ruled in the realm. Exciting! Two kings and no agreement!
Some lords' bannermen want to wage war on Harrenhal, meet Tywin in the field,
while some, like Mark Piper, want to strike at Casterly Rock. Jason Malister points out that
Riverrun sits on the Lannister supply lines, denying Tywin freshly reasoned provisions.
Lord Blackwood says that they should finish the work
they began in the Whispering Wood
and write their own fanfiction
marching to Harrenhal
and bringing Roose Bolton's army with them.
Everything Blackwood urged, Bracken
of course opposed.
And Bracken in turn suggests they join
King Brenly's cause. Interesting.
Bracken is such a wimp.
He kills me.
He kills me. He's such a turd in
Jaime's chapter with him. That's true.
I do find him amusing.
Yeah.
Rob, so like his father,
had known to listen, but now
he speaks for the first time.
He declares Renly is not the king
and everyone's like, whoa, you can't be pro Joffrey, Rob.
Like he killed your dad.
Rob's like, that makes Joffrey evil.
It doesn't make Renly king.
Joffrey is Robert's eldest true born son.
So the throne is his by rights.
Were he to die, his brother Tommen would still be next.
Mark Piper insists Tommen is no less than Lannister.
And Rob is troubled, but allows it and says,
if neither is king, how could Renly be king?
He can't be king before Stannis.
And so there's this interesting line right after that of
where as they're explaining it and Robb's explaining it,
he's like, he's Robert's younger brother,
Bran can't be Lord of Winterfell before me,
and Renly can't be lord of winterfell before me and renly
can't be king before lord stannis which is interesting assuming that the show's ending
was george's which we've discussed before because it probably is because it was so out of left field
that they had to shoehorn it in because they foolishly didn't keep brandon for a whole season
and also didn't invest into his storyline that's all but whatever whatever um you know the bad show
anyways interesting that they would
say this about branding lords in the same like sentence about being kings oh yeah that is a
little a little spice of foreshadowing there well wait eliana are you implying the last 10 minutes of game of thrones was written by dnd just kidding
that's a great interesting bit of foreshadowing we are gonna have to pay attention to some more
of that through clash because i know there's a good amount on my reread so far that i'm like ah
ah ah ran brand king mage morma agrees Stannis has the better claim,
but Mark Piper says
Renly is crowned in Highgarden and Storm's End
support his claim.
He thinks Dorne will follow suit.
If Winterfell and Riverrun support his claim
and if they can passionately convince
House Arryn, then that would be
six out of seven kingdoms.
It's interesting that they think that Dorne will follow
suit because as we know, Dorne stays out of it same as the veil does um yeah to hook up with
lannisters ish yeah fast i don't know why they i mean i guess i understand right because they
think that they're gonna oppose the lannisters but interesting gotta break an egg to make an amulet
well yeah earlier it's kind of funny that they're like tommen is no less elitist or i'm
like lol because yeah they don't know yet and uh oh how true it is he is no less elitist than
joffrey and the entire exchange though and rob's outlook which speaking to earlier is quite
legalistic of his like well i, that makes Joffrey evil,
but, like, that doesn't make Renly king, all right? And it shows how, like, Ned he is, right?
Because throughout all of this, as they're all deciding, all right, so what do we do now that
Renly's put forth a claim? A lot of these are very much similar arguments that Ned actually
made for why he couldn't back
joffrey when he knew that joffrey was illegitimate right even when peter was like you know it doesn't
matter just just back them just back the land mr children he's like i can't they're bastards
yeah it's uh i appreciate too that he's like no because we have to be able to do it like you said
the legalistic way we have to literally do it no, because we have to be able to do it, like you said, the legalistic way.
We have to literally do it the clean way.
We have to do it the right way.
Because what they are suggesting, I mean, going back to that idea of the council that chose King Robert, they are suggesting treason.
You know, I'm sure all bets are off because the social contract was broken by part of the crown.
I'm sure all bets are off because the social contract was broken by part of the crown.
But as we're about to hear from the Great John, all bets are also off.
Like, they broke their side.
We're breaking our side.
However, the crown still does have power at this point in the story, as we'll learn.
Yeah, and I mean... Not for long.
I mean, there's a reason why they keep throwing it in Sansa's face later.
They're like, oh, you got traitor's blood.
Yeah, this is definitely interpreted as treason by a lot of people.
Whatever.
Yeah, I mean, like you said, you can't just send Google Hangouts to everyone.
Like, hey, just so you know, Lannister's killed Ned.
Peace.
You know, like, they can spin it any way they want.
Yeah.
And it's actually harder with the internet to... It turns out the internet doesn't make people more likely to believe true information
anyways um yeah yeah there's a there's a lot there's a lot going on here and yeah everyone
i mean honestly again everyone's committing treason all the cool kids are doing it and also
also not the cool kids are saying this is doing it and also also not the cool kids of stainless is doing it anyways well i do think mark piper here he has somewhat of an okay idea right that like hey we'd have six
out of seven kingdoms we could win and then go from there nobody says it he doesn't say we could
call a great council he actually says we'd have their heads on pikes within the year all of them
the queen the boy king the imp the kingslayer sir
kevin within a year which that's that's a lot that that's a that's pretty yeah but we all know that
they wouldn't get everything they wanted out of that right they wouldn't have independence forever
they'd have someone that's a puppet king next in line in some illegitimate way it's just kind of fucked up that
that's what he wants is what it's a compromise i mean like to want the queen and the kids and
all the other ladies oh yeah murdered yeah all of them and like that's not what ned stood for
ned would have been like ned died so that those kids could live that's vengeance That's not justice. Exactly. I'm like, Mark Piper, pipe down.
Unfortunately, this is one of the themes that does carry on in the books, right?
That idea of just let's just hang them all.
That carries on specifically from Catelyn.
So she took notes in the back of her subconscious, as we know.
Yeah, she's good at that there is there is something
noticeable about rob being troubled this chapter right like the weight of the world is totally on
his shoulders on this soon-to-be boy king's shoulders himself and it reminds me of john
the chapter right before this john 9 while they worry about these threats to their person in the
south john is being told none of
this fucking matters by a very different mormont right by lord commander mormont the lc j or he
says to john god save us boy you're not blind and you're not stupid when dead men come hunting in
the night do you think it matters who sits the iron throne so of course they don't know this i'm not i'm not gonna
nag cadeline and rob because this is pretty glaring right now the riverlands is under attack
and no one gives a shit right on each side it's under attack and no one gives a shit except the
north and i do think this is important though because that is one of their faults and one of
their blind spots and for john who is going to likely end up a king in the north in this story,
he will give a fuck about dead men hunting in the night, right?
Like, he'll give a crap about the others,
but he's going to face some severe consequences,
probably for not taking care of the more diplomatic side
of who takes the throne in the end.
I'm sure there will be some other factors that pop up,
but it's the exact opposite for him, right?
Rob's diplomacy and, well, and the mistake of, you know,
marrying to erase your family's sad sins that, you know,
fuck with everyone's sadness.
Marrying for that and doing the right thing in his mind compared to Jon doing the right thing.
I mean, both of them will kill them in different ways.
And of course, there's this idea of his dead dad,
of dead Ned and of Rob.
And he thinks he wondered what Lord Eddard might have done
if the deserter had been his brother Benjen
instead of that ragged stranger.
Would it have been any different? must surely surely and rob would welcome him for a certainty he had to
or else it didn't bear thinking about that line now gives me chills especially in the face of
the end game of thrones right that and bran would welcome him for a certainty he had to or else uh i'm sure that he
will be asking for some sort of uh you know freedom slash guilty non-guilty plea from brand to go back
to north of the wall but that really rings here that he just thought you know like rob would have
to welcome me right right well no rob legalistically just told us that he probably wouldn't couldn't they have to do things
the right way yeah and we discussed this a bit in john's chapters and i mean ned it is complex
right they think ned would do the right thing but the right thing isn't always
the legal thing right hiding his sister's heir hiding his sister's son who might be heir to the
seven kingdoms not necessarily legally the right thing giving the lannister kids a chance to escape
not necessarily what some would call the right thing confessing to treason when you weren't really a traitor not really the right thing and ned was very merciful
right that's what his desire to help the lannister kids escape was and i think you know if rob seems
to be the justice side of ned i think we could see Bran being very much a lot of that mercy but not like
necessarily like the kill
people mercy and
yeah we could see him potentially
like pardoning Jon I think
part of it comes with that empathy knowing what someone
went through
and yeah
look under your chair
oh my god
it's a pardon
I just think that especially in the face of these lords Yeah. Look under your chair. Oh my god, it's a pardon.
Yeah.
I just think that especially in the face of these lords,
Rob couldn't,
if he had come south and he had kept going here,
Rob couldn't pardon him, but half the kingship lasted.
Maybe, maybe not, right?
Because Rickard Karstark thinks that
they should be treated a little differently
right after he commits that great sin so everyone thinks that there should be exceptions to them
it seems yeah not everyone but many of them do the discussion continues their own discussion
of why would they throw it all away on st standis i don't know i mean sir mark
i don't know what does he have asked sir mark i'm throwing my hands up i'm waiting for a response
i'm waiting for an answer no there is an answer right rob there is an answer rob sounds eerily
like ned and he says the right right. Never heard that one before.
Edmure asks if he means for them to all declare for Stannis,
all the North and Rivermen.
And he responds, he prayed for the right answer,
but it did not come.
The Lannisters murdered Ned for a traitor,
which was a lie.
But if they fight Joffrey, they're traitors too.
Stavron Frey, unwanted, pipes up very weasely.
And he's like, my father would urge caution and wait for these two kings to play their game of thrones and bend the knee to the victor.
And then Stavron is really scandalous about it.
And he's like, you know, Tywin would want a truce and his son returned safely.
Look, noble lords, let me go to Harrenhal
and arrange terms and ransoms.
And immediately no one is having this.
Great Jon is like, you're a fucking craven.
Mage is like, fuck off.
That'll make us look weak if we beg for a truce.
And Rickard's like, we can't give up the Kingslayer.
And Catelyn tries to reason though.
She actually says, you know what?
Let's all take a moment.
Why not try to make a
peace and they all look at her uh and she of course feels only rob's eyes in this moment
and rob looks at her and grimly says they murdered my lord father your husband and he lays his long
sword on the table he says this is the only peace i have for lannisters yeah and to be honest both
of them have good points right like yes i really do think that both of these both of these sides
make sense caitlin's side of course makes sense right as you were saying earlier peace would save
so many lives not just theirs not just the nobles but the people within the
realm and they're the ones who end up really suffering the most in this conflict as we see
in other chapters and especially in clash and in feast right and rob's head hasn't been asked for
yet though but but he has a point right that those like the cycle of
pain hasn't reared its head yet but it kind of is starting to as rob is put in the same position
that his father was in the months before they were born especially as he says they murdered my lord
father it is um coming back to what we were talking about at the top of the episode it's a
violation of that social contract where is the proof that there will be justice under this regime
and that they're yeah I mean, they will
be protected and I'm sure this is something we
talked about in our Northern Independence
episode. So I see the points on both
sides. I do too.
And had Joffrey
not given the command to have Ned's head
chopped off, held up in front of a crowd,
you know, after making him
proclaim himself a traitor.
Fucker.
Had all that not happened, had it just been like an oopsie murder like it was in the had it happened in the streets with jamie
right like had that happened that would have been different yeah like that would have been like maybe
we can make a peace uh but i mean that is that's a bone-chilling line this is the only piece i have for lannisters it's
past that and i do think that's pretty apparent and well said you know like it's well brought up
here that even how he looks at her it's grim it's like i'm sorry mom yeah i can't he can't say no in front of these men and she knows that
uh she knows that they won't listen to this and i think that's what's difficult right because
as it's not even vengeance what rob's proposing here isn't vengeance it's that they are unsafe
knowing that ned was betrayed like that i mean joffrey is an unstable king as we know like
tyrian calls it out he's like you got a young King Aerys here alright
everyone and
I mean
as you said had
Ned been able to be sent
to the wall I think peace was possible and that's why
Tywin and Cersei were like
what the fuck have you done
and I'm
but
also as you said like he can't just say no to going to war in front of his men and
i think that's that i think is a wrong motivation i understand all the other things there are many
reasons everyone wants to go to war and many of them are wrong right many of them are wrong
especially when compared to caitlin's idea for peace because some of how we see it coming up
they want to go to war for vengeance as people
will say but also pride and pride is a stupid reason pride leads to a lot of people getting
into these fights it's a reason as we see with the people that end up at peace negotiation tables as
we discussed previously in other episodes um it doesn't always go as well as it can so anyway
they're more invested in protecting
their masculinity and pride versus
the realities of people's lives
anyways
and you know how some of these northern men are
they're just very emotional
Eliana
I agree
I agree though especially with like
what happens in this chapter and like in this moment where the great john bellows his approval
that's emotional and then they lead several other men and pounding their fists on the table and
drawing swords yeah i mean that's emotional oh let's bring out our weapons okay i just don't
understand he's gonna get like a whole chant going,
a whole everyone in the crowd banging on the table.
And then he's like, oh, you're acting emotional, Catalin.
Absolutely.
Kills me.
But Catalin waits for this childish, you know,
like we want our food antics to stop.
Kills them.
She waits for them to chill.
Later.
Later.
Yeah, that does actually kill them later. She waits for them to chill yeah it's later later yeah that does actually kill them later she waits for them to quiet down and then catelyn straight up delivers the prototype
of alaria's speech in dorne that we hear later in the watcher right like this is the original
begging for peace speech and it's very sad and cately says, Lord Eddard was your liege,
but I shared his bed and bore his children.
Do you think I love him any less than you?
Her voice almost broke with her grief,
but Catelyn took a long breath and steadied herself.
Rob, if that sword could bring him back, I should never let you sheath it
until Ned stood at my side once more.
But he's gone,
and a hundred whispering woods will not change that.
Ned is gone, and Daeron Hornwood, and Lord Karstark's valiant sons,
and many other good men besides.
And none of them will return to us.
Must we have more deaths still?
I love that beat for beat, George comes back to this speech
with what he has in Ellaria's speech.
She says,
Oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him.
She goes on talking about this cycle, like you said, the cycle of pain happening.
Is that how it goes? Round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father
die. Here's his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I'm old and sick?
This is a big moment for Catelyn's chapter that she is able to take a moment, step back and say, is this what we truly want?
And it is in the end because it means giving a better future to those that do survive.
Yeah.
She was the blueprint.
Yeah, she was.
Anyway.
But yeah, I mean, like, her, unlike Ellaria,
Catelyn's daughters are at risk.
She doesn't know what's happened to her youngest at the moment,
her youngest daughter.
And she's thinking about the safety, safety yeah of her two sons at home
and it's like what about yeah my girls and it comes back to the change that we see in catlin
she goes from the blueprint then we get like a next draft of catlin later on after she dies
and you were talking about the broken man manifesting in caitlin's chapters already even early on we
see those themes coming through and a lot of the ways that the broken man ends up coming up in
discussions is within the context right of how we see it with men and ptsd uh because of course of
how it's phrased and contextualized within the feast for crows and septon marabold's speech it
is within that within war but lady stoneheart is that shadow looming over
the entirety of the fourth book and lady stoneheart is absolutely like the broken woman perhaps she
could have settled for peace with just ned's death right and but in less than two years
she loses her husband her father she's unsure if she'll ever reunite with her daughters
one of which she's like maybe she's dead she doesn't know what's happening to her youngest
daughter and thinks that her youngest sons are dead one of which was her favorite child and then
she watches her eldest son killed in front of her like what what sort of peace is left for her right
but what peace is there to hope for if she had lived and i mean i
get it this is where rickard karsark is at but like and that's where she ends up and it's interesting
to to see that journey in that arc for catelyn that she starts here it was definitely like a
last call for peace for her you know like this is okay if peace isn't gonna be an option now i know now i know how to inform myself moving forward
it's war y'all oh shit she tries again this isn't like her only try right technically uh freeing
jamie lannister while not necessarily for peace was you know a way to try and get something close
to it and get her children back and it it is interesting that like, even at her most skeptical of people, including the Kingslayer,
she still believes that the social contract on a whole has failed, right? The societal contracts
have failed on a whole, but people inherently at their core are good like jamie she thinks has something
in him that he will in her freeing him he will take that and he will leverage it for her in this
oath as a knight on his honor to her she inherently still believes that good things in the system can
be good yeah i mean she's also betting as she says to him she's like i'm really betting on tyrian but
yeah maybe there's something in you too all right all right right yeah she's like that could be
something in me one day anyways um i'm sorry ned just died i'm i can't talk about this we can't
talk about maybe it's grief sex the great john says catelyn is a woman she does not understand these things and carstark
agrees she's of the gentle sex she doesn't understand a man's need for vengeance she
responds give me cersei lannister and you would see how gentle a woman can be now we're hitting
all the family this is getting out of hand catelyn you're the gentle sex men has need for vengeance i'm just
saying you should watch your fucking mouths because a feast for crows is just like a few
books down the line you guys yeah catelyn accomplishes what you know i'm sure that they
wish that they could do and i mean not catelyn sorry yeah. Lady Stoneheart, girl boss.
They don't have to watch their fucking mouths.
They're going to be dead.
But again, okay.
Lady Stoneheart will just get vengeance for all of them.
She's going to just carry all of them and get vengeance for everyone in this goddamn room.
It's kind of like the moment where you tell your significant other, like, I bet you won't about something.
And they're like, oh, oh, you bet I won't, huh?
I bet you bet I won't. Except Catlin're like oh oh you bet i won't huh i bet you bet i won't
except cadeline does it like from the undead yeah oh oh you bet i won't be vengeful
and she doesn't say anything she just looks and she don't speak she just remembers you know she
don't speak but oh she remembers well cadeline does speak up here and elaborate she might not understand tactics or strategy you know
she's but a young woman who knows little of the ways of war but she understands futility they
fought to defend themselves and for ned's freedom they accomplished what they could she'll mourn ned
but she has to think of the living her daughters stuck in the lion's den and their lannister
hostages in return if she can get
the girls back she would thank the gods and consider herself happy and then she says the
saddest thing i want you safe rob ruling at winterfell from your father's seat i want you
to live your life to kiss a girl and wed a woman and father a son. I want to write an end to this. I want to go home, my lords,
and weep for my husband.
Aww.
Yeah, there's that
reprise of what we talked about last chapter
of that
wanting, and it's going to come up again
a lot in Catelyn's chapters.
But most of all, that I want
to write an end to this.
And I'm like, ah yes, first book, George.
So optimistic.
In just two books.
Write an end to this.
Anyways, by the time that Catelyn finishes speaking, the hall is very quiet.
And finally, Brynden speaks and says that peace is sweet, but not on these terms.
So the full quote of what Brendan says,
he says, it is no good hammering your sword into a plowshare
if you must forge it again on the morrow.
Simple enough analogy,
but it's actually really similar to Isaiah 2.4
in the book of Isaiah.
He shall judge among the nations and shall rebuke many people and they
shall beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks nation shall not lift up
sword against nation neither shall they learn war anymore so the book of isaiah is known for its
more utopic view of the world right with no oppression or war. And it brings up two specific problems here,
which are actually often argued against Norse and independence, how to convert capital goods
into war material, and how to then use political constituencies and moral ethical willpower to get
people to work toward a peace. So the he in Isaiah's passage, of course, refers to God. But
in Brynden's words, there's no point putting down your sword when the enemy will be at your gate the next day oppressing you once more.
For the Riverlands, for the North, for the Blackfish, the he here is not God.
The he is Rob as a symbol of hope at living a great life without tyrannical oppression from the throne.
So for them, Rob's kind of their god
you know in comparison here and i think that makes sense within some of the metaphors that
george has been working with in this book right of especially that we see come out more explicitly
in denarius's chapters especially in storm of when you have this much power when you're a king or a queen to what extent are you a god
but obviously
not all the time right but I mean it's something that happens
within Euron's and also the
loneliness that comes with godhood and
kingship
so makes
makes sense
well
Karstark asks then if we are going to just settle for peace.
Then what did his sons, Eddard and Torrin, die for?
If he's to return with nothing but their bones?
And Lord Bracken's like, what about my fields and my small folk that are smoking ruin?
And Lord Blackwood even agrees, which is like, wow.
Ruin and Lord Blackwood even agrees, which is like, wow.
But it does remind them that if the stag prevails against the lion, Renly may then bring justice down upon them as well.
This desire to go to war and not settle for peace, especially within the context of Karstorik's words and how they're both saying we have to do something, coming back to that pride and using the deaths of their family to justify it. And that on the battlefield right not not something that was like an unjust trial or something it reminds me again of that
line that we keep bringing up because uh our good friend poor Quentin you're especially good friend
poor Quentin uh keeps bringing up of men's lives have meaning not their deaths and their deaths
don't have to mean this right it doesn't have an
inherent meaning here they didn't necessarily die for something i know we argue the opposite in a
lot of other episodes so i am large i contain multitudes and i'm different all the time
different rivers different me hello but i mean i do have to say though that quote does work
perfectly here because yeah i mean the biggest the biggest part of this and the biggest argument of this is that if they lead right now against the Lannisters, will they stop generations, future generations of North children and River children alike from living under an oppressed rule would would fighting even losing
their lives in this fight right now even just to push that slider just a little bit farther to
freedom would that be worth it and the answer that they come upon that they learn and they
unfortunately their demise comes to is that yes yes it is worth it uh and it's obviously a job that has to be finished
still in our story but uh they fight for that because of that uh and i think sansa's plot in
a clash of kings you know is really visceral when you think about that you think about the scars she
has from being just beat in the throne room yeah it's it's pretty visceral to think about those scars and like think
that you know while bran and rickon were running afraid for their lives also and bran going north
of the wall into you know ice zombie territory and sansa getting beat by the throne that they
are still surviving and they're still carrying on that flame and hopefully that spark of Northern independence.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
They're going to free a lot of beautiful kids, Aliana.
I mean, that's the hope.
I don't know.
That's the hope every time, right?
Yes.
And before we get to the treat that you all are in for,
you're in for a fun treat,
Mark Piper, and he finally gets with with it he straightens up and flies right mark piper declares whatever we decide i'll never call
a lannister my king and the little dairy boy even chimes in agreeing uh which felt that felt
significant right that felt kind of significant that these two chimed in like, whatever, as long as there's no Lannister King we're in. Yeah. And so, you know, that brings us to the thing. They're like,
all right, well, it's not going to be a Lannister. And if you won't let us pledge to Renly,
then this is a choice that we've made. And they kind of like talk themselves into it. They're
like, well, clearly, neither of these choices are the right one. So they make their own path.
Yes.
And here is the path that they
create.
Again,
the shouting began.
Catelyn sat despairing.
She'd come so close,
she thought. They'd
almost listened.
Almost.
But the moment was gone.
There would be no peace, no chance to heal, no safety.
She looked at her son, watched him as he listened to the Lord's debate,
frowning, troubled, yet wedded to his war.
He had pledged himself to marry a daughter of Walder Frey,
but she saw his true bride plain before her now,
the sword he had laid on the table.
Catelyn was thinking of her girls,
wondering if she would ever see them again,
when the Greyjohn lurched to his feet.
My lords, he shouted, his voice booming off the rafters.
Here is what I say to these two kings.
Pah!
He spat.
Renly Baratheon is nothing to me, nor Stannis neither.
Why should they rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in Highgarden or Dorne?
rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in Highgarden or Dorne? What do they know of the wall or the wolf's wood or the barrows of the first men? If their gods are wrong, the others
take the Lannisters too. I've had a belly full of them. He reached back over his shoulder and drew
his immense two-handed greatsword. Why shouldn't we rule ourselves again?
It was the dragons we married,
and the dragons are all dead.
He pointed at Rob with the blade.
There sits the only king I mean to bow my day to, my lords.
He thundered.
The king in the north!
And he knelt and laid his sword at her son's feet.
I'll have peace on those terms, Lord Karstark said.
They can keep their red castle and their iron chair as well.
He eased his longsword from its scabbard.
The king in the north, he said, kneeling beside the great John. Mage Mormont stood. The king
of winter, she declared, and laid her spiked mace beside the swords. And the river lords were rising
too. Blackwood and Bracken and Malister, houses who had never been ruled from Winterfell. Yet
Catelyn watched them rise and draw their blades,
bending their knees and shouting the old words
that had not been heard in the realm for more than 300 years,
since Aegon the Dragon had come to make the Seven Kingdoms one.
Yet now were heard again,
ringing from the timbers of her father's hall. The king of the north! The king of the north!
The king of the north!
The king of the north!
The king of the north!
We did it! Our first king of the north!
We did it! Amazing!
And a huge thank you to our friends and patrons who contributed to this
episode including jimmy lo pete yogi rohan amy warren and alex uh couldn't have done it without
you all so thank you for submitting this yes it was exciting uh chloe put together this big project
and this was great and oh my god some of these voices were
hysterical but also it just wouldn't feel right having a king in the north episode with no king
in the north chanting at the end so it felt hollow it felt empty and i wanted to feel a part of the
hall with you all like we were there in the great hall witnessing holy shit this council this amazing
great council um we're witnessing history with catalan here absolutely this is again that rubicon
moment i mean that did end up becoming history there's no going back now there's no going back
now this is it you all just signed your deaths they kind kind of did. That is what happened. Yeah.
Yeah. But it makes for
a great story, so...
And who has a better
story than...
Oh my god.
Then, Robb's sword,
I don't know, I love, I love that line
that
he had pledged himself
to marry a daughter of Walder Fre fray but she saw his true bride playing
before her now the sword he had laid on the table because of course of the family words of the house
holy words rob has come to embody duty the most and i i also love that line like it stood out
because that sort of idea comes up a lot in the other
and some of the other characters right like that for ariohota his wife he he weds his axe
yes john's asha and and her axe as well and then john's marriage to his duty and also that's what
they say right if i'm not mistaken the insolitor described a little like that too yes so their duty to their sword their spears yeah yeah yeah it definitely stood
out this time on reread and of course earlier on when he look this is going to get a little phallic
but when he had his sword thrust into the ground obviously that's a very ned pose right we've seen
ned do that in the godswood already in the story
but something about that whole innocence innocence lost kind of thing going on and how
wow did rob never even kiss or bang or do anything fun in his life didn't he even smoke one joint
no he didn't that feels it feels prominent though here that that like just the imagery of the sword
thrust into the ground.
It feels very prominent.
They give brand drugs before they give any to Rob.
Damn, that's true.
If you think about it.
Wow.
How does it feel knowing your little brother did more acid than you growing up, Rob?
That is actually literally what happens.
That's literally what happens.
Well, yeah, it feels backwards, right?
You're not supposed to be king before you've ever kissed
someone
not at all
and I mean he's a boy king up against another boy king
who yeah
I mean I prefer this one for sure
we like this one
unfortunately you know
it really sucks that they both die
so there's that
no one gets out alive in the game of thrones
i do think it's interesting as they're discussing who they would kneel to right who they will accept
as a king they won't accept the lannisters because as you've pointed out the lannisters have been
completely oppressive like i don't know about renly it seems like he's violating some laws and
also right he's another southern southern king they don't know much or anything about him. They knew
Robert, but they don't know Renly. And the phrasing of king in the north, right, they're not saying
the northern king or the king of the north, right? You might expect it to say king of the north,
because people, they'll say king of the seven kingdoms right the the
preposition is of but that it's the king in the north speaks to how much they want someone who
understands their values and their culture and that it's the king in the north but interestingly
he gets crowned not in the north and he never gets to go back back yeah that also feels so prominent that he came in the north that isn't
in the north it's very ironic and and i think it i mean obviously it cuts against him on a political
level later on when he loses winterfell they're like oh how are you going to be the king in the
north when you don't have a seat in the north but and it does feel especially significant as we go into the winds of winter
with the storm lands being taken right and that that big symbol of legitimacy yes for the lannisters
they're now losing their symbol of baratheon legitimacy yeah but here here especially when
the fact that the northmen picked this right king, King in the North, and granted, of course, that was the title that they used before, but it just feels very intimate that they would pick that and meaningful for what they want for their land.
Yeah, and expanding, you know, the people's power.
Yeah.
All right, well, now that we've had this really cheerful...
all right well now that we've had this really cheerful actually it ends on a it ends on a happy note except for the part where we talk about yeah i mean triumph except yeah except
for we think about the future but we can't not talk about it's a reread yes this is a reread
and and it is like i really do appreciate the storytelling bits that george ends both this the penultimate chapter of the
entire book and the next chapter similarly right danny's end uh the music filling the night this
is the music filling the night for the starts for the magical counterparts with gray wind at rob's
side uh just as danny is awakened in the east and she just wakes up and wakes up the dragons.
I mean, it's such a magical, both of these moments are just such intense, super suspenseful moments that when you get there, it is definitely a roller coaster.
Definitely at the top of the roller coaster and you finally get to have a little relief, right?
Like something okay happened in the face of all this grief and all this loss.
And it really does show that even in George's storytelling, only death can pay for life.
That's such a great point.
And that tying of these really audible moments, tying it together.
Yeah.
I mean, you can hear, obviously you're hearing the echo from our great John, but you can feel like the great John echoing in the hall with his great blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You can just feel it.
You feel like you're there and you well up with emotion and you're like, yeah, the king of the north.
Oh, my God, he's going to die.
And then it's a lot emotionally.
One day we can get to the emotional scene of and for the first night And for the first time, what is it, in centuries
The knight was alive with the song of dragons
Sound of dragons? I don't know
The music
Yeah, with the music of dragons
And then we can do the little dragon noises
Alright, everyone, get ready to hear us
Your best dragon noises
There's gonna be an audition
Who will be which dragon?
I'll be Viserys.
You'll be Dragoon.
No.
Well, this has been quite a book.
Finishing up Catelyn in a Game of Thrones.
We're cruising through.
We've got seven chapters in Clash to get through.
So buckle up.
They get a little crazier.
We get some good diplomatic political stuff coming up next book and some failures, some success.
I think it's going to be a good book.
I think it's going to be our year. The Catelyn Clash chapters, the Clash-a-lin chapters are very meaty.
And we've emphasized this over and over, but they hold the book together.
Yeah, they are the glue that holds it together and I think we were kind of
blessed with some simple chapters here
not simple but you know lighter, agot
a game of thrones is definitely
nice and easy to get you
in before a clash of kings when it all
ramps up so we'll get to some
juicy meaty bits starting next week
and we can't wait
to bring it to you because they're setting up the they're setting up the plot i guess the the plot
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eliana and we have been see you next the north goodbye oh my god what
maybe the kings in the north
were just the friends we made
along the way
the way
I mean maybe they were
and
then they all died
what
goodbye