Girls Gone Canon Cast - Girls Gone Canon: Game of Thrones S8E2 A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode Date: April 24, 2019THE GIRLS WATCH THRONES: hang out with Eliana and Chloe as they sit back to discuss the second episode of Game of Thrones Season 8: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.  All The Colors by Dj Quads ht...tps://soundcloud.com/aka-dj-quads https://open.spotify.com/artist/2VZrdImbvB03VWApYtBRr3 Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com  Girls Gone Canon Patreon: https://patreon.com/girlsgonecanon Â
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Hello and welcome to Girls Gone Canon, Game of Thrones, Season 8, Episode 2.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
Aka Episode 69.
I can't even say it.
It's not even Episode 69.
Dude, they really went all out for Episode 69.
69!
Oh, so it's a nice of the Seven Kingdoms.
Nice of the seven kingdoms.
I'm Chloe.
I am one of your hosts.
You might know me as Liza and Arbor on Twitter, on Tumblr.
I have a blog, lizanarborgold.com.
And I'm Eliana, another one of your hosts.
You probably know me as GlassTableGirl on Reddit, on the Mason Monthly Podcast, as Arithmetric on Twitter.
I also have a blog.
It's the many-Faced Blog.
And spoiler alert, Eliana, your other host, just put out an amazing essay about Daenerys
on her blog at the Many-Faced Blog.
Is it.wordpress.com?
.wordpress.com.
Yeah, themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com.
Please check it out.
She did some awesome work.
It's about Daenerys and how she's
a very tragic Shakespearean
character what supports this
and just all these moments in the books of what's
going to lead to her endgame
and it is fabulous
oh my god
I told you we were going to have to reference that this episode
and we did
we already did yeah but it's really good
and I'm not just saying this.
I'm not just blowing smoke up your king's landing.
I am telling you that Eliana did the damn thing.
And I'm impressed.
Thank you, Chloe.
Yeah, I wrote a 40-page dissertation.
And it really is a dissertation.
Yeah, it's an essay that I'd been wanting to write for five years,
since like 2014 when I first saw a passage that really evoked the idea of a Shakespearean tragic hero to me.
And, you know, here we are, as you said, at the end game.
I was like, if there's any time I'm going to put it out, it's got to be now.
So.
Yeah, I'm hoping for that inspiration myself.
I believe in you.
I gotta get rid of that.
What can I do to support you?
I, uh.
This is a, we'll talk about it in the van. Oh, wow. Okay. What can I do to support you?
We'll talk about it in the van. Oh, wow.
Okay.
Guys, it is, when you're hearing this, it's going to be probably April 23rd, 2019.
If you're downloading it, if you're subscribed to us on platforms, you get the notification
and you squeeze room in your crazy Game of Thrones podcast schedule, because I know that
is happening right now.
But this weekend, this coming weekend,
we are going to be at Ice and FireCon.
Both girls, both canon.
So say hi if you see us.
I feel like you'll know us.
I'll be running around doing a bunch of stuff.
Eliana will be around.
We'll be canon.
Yeah, I'll be doing something.
We can take a shot together or something no no don't
really don't really i will die if we do that many in one day um you're just so small we can take
shots of water i'll need that you will need water shots if you see eliana please give her a water
shot that's my i'm going to be personally yeah i'm going to be carrying around so chloe gifted me
this wonderful tumbler this is called a tumbler right thermos yeah what
do people call these things nowadays water bottle i don't know they always change the names of these
things one day they're like tumblers like back then they were called thermoses and now who knows
what the fuck these are called and it's got mooshu from mulan full of like glitter so you it was i couldn't even handle it it was so you i yeah it's perfect
and it's gonna be full of water the whole weekend thankfully we got to keep her hydrated so speaking
of things that are so any of us not so raven though um let's talk about things that are so
chloe first before we do that we should also mention that if you're listening to this, hey, we are doing a live stream on the Sunday of Ice and FireCon, Sunday, April 28th, right after the episode, Happy Game of Thrones Day, episode three, the big battle at Winterfell.
So we'll be going live somewhere around 1030 to 11pm EST.
God's forbidding, Wi-Fi permitting.
We hope to use either a hotspot or Wi-Fi.
We're getting there and figuring it out.
But if you are a patron of ours, $1 and up, you will automatically get the link.
I can't promise that there aren't going to be some people leaking the livestream,
as so happens on Sundays.
We want to copy off of Game of Thrones, you know?
Leak for publicity.
So if you get the link from someone
we're not gonna have a bouncer is what i'm saying we will not we are not checking ids
if you sneak in no someone just suddenly comes through like author or yarwick coming through
the wall hey you know what and it's hard to say sneak in because we're like winterfell right now
our walls are open for refugees man
yeah so i'm very excited about that i'm sorry everyone if chloe and i are an emotional mess
we don't know but people are definitely gonna die next episode so so many there's got to be
five of them at least five yeah if chloe and i just have an emotional breakdown on the live stream well that's it you're paying for it is what we're or you're not depending on who you are you know
that's just what's gonna happen god damn people streaming the show for free in their homes
it's like game of thrones when it's streaming our live stream you guys i knew all about the episode like an hour before it and I couldn't even Eliano's there. We recorded our John episode in a Song of Ice and Fire podcast. We were recording John six and seven. Yeah, John six and seven because we're having Joe Magician on next week for John eight, which is so exciting. Same week that Nauticast is releasing John 8, Stars Align. Wow, it's just like when you're at like
40 degrees, uh, what is it?
Negative 40 degrees Fahrenheit or something.
The equator. Oh, that
too. No, I don't know. I was thinking about
like, what is it? Like 40 degrees
Celsius is the same? I don't know. Whatever.
Fuck this shit. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know things. I'm not very smart.
But yeah, it's gonna be a great
episode. We, uh, we're having a blast. These are a lot. It's a lot of content to put out. I hope you guys are absorbing it. I know there's a lot of content coming out right now. So we will get into this entire intro. So we got a fire tweet sent to us from listener Dallas Lazarus, who asks,
The monster in me wants to hear Chloe lament the loss of Sansan.
So if you're not familiar, I feel like we need to be really welcoming.
If you're new, thank you for coming to this meeting.
This is going to be a sad meeting.
Chloe's going to cry a lot.
As most, I feel like this is like a Girls Gone Anonymous meeting.
And so Dallas, thank you for writing this.
If you want to hear me lament the loss of Sansan, I'm not going to give you the full loss of it today, but I will talk about it a little. We've been talking a lot about some Arthurian and just some different lore
and legends, some mythos in our recent Jon chapters, especially since he embodies that hero,
as we've spoken about. And we talked about Ser Gawain and the Green Knight and that sleepy
hollow kind of feel that is north of the wall and that's happening with
the others and there was this really cool story that i researched i didn't really know a lot about
about an irish figure cajolan oh i'm sorry excuse me was that okay can you say it again
did i do okay on the first one are you just being being- No, I'm just like, I straight up don't know this name or this word.
Oh.
So, okay, I'm gonna try it again.
I think you did it right.
Cajolan.
I think you did it right.
It's not very Irish accent.
It's an Irish figure.
He faces a trial very similar to Gawain versus the Green Knight in the story Gawain and the Green Knight.
This is Cajolan Slays the Hound of Calane by Stephen Reed. It's from 1904.
And so in the story
Cajolan, or Satanta as he's
also known, which is a much easier word to say
so now that's his name for Chloe,
he kills a savage hound
in his self-defense and he offers to take
its place in protecting
crops and people after he kills it.
And then it's prophesied that he will do great
things but live a short life and be known for his frenzied fighting style oh so there's some really similar
kind of just themes and arcs built around sandra clagain there right we know his tragic story with
his family and the empathy that the stark girls have taught him you know like do you know where
the heart is and there's a similar tragedy actually, to Hildebrand in Germanic lore. It's written in Old Germanic alliterative verse. It
tells the tragic encounter of Hildebrand versus Hodebrand, a father and a son, who does not
recognize him. The father doesn't recognize the son and kills him in battle, basically. So it's
just like all these family tensions that super outline the Hound's endgame.
It's likely an imminent, I hate the term, Clegane Bowl, but it is pretty much endgame.
But as I've spoken about in some past theories, oh my god, it's not Clegane Bowl, but Clegane's soul, right?
He's putting the dog to sleep. Sandor has to kill his brother because he has to put him down
in mercy. Mercy that the
Stark girls taught him and that he taught
them. And
so my personal endgame, I'm
about to lament finally, now that you've let me
ramble, Eliana. Thank you, Eliana and Dallas.
But my personal
endgame, really in my head, is that
the Hound dies after protecting
people from and bringing down his brother, right? gregor and sanza stays with him while he dies
for good and while he rests finally for good and his self-sacrifice you know is what heals him and
his wounds and his redemption and sanza sings him one last song freely of her own will and he doesn't
have to beg for death or beg for the song or put a
knife against her throat but it's okay they're gonna give it all to aria just like killing cersei
aria is gonna stab him in the heart and be like mercy so just like she's gonna kill cersei as
the valonqar with jamie's face after you really think that's what i going to happen? Do you not?
Can you tell me seriously on this podcast that you think they won't go there?
Because you know they're not going to have Jaime kill her at this point.
It's just like they did.
There's just so much buildup around the Volunkar in the books that it's hard to imagine that they would go a different direction.
But I guess they didn't include the Broken Man speech, so who knows?
Anything could happen. Winterfell season five. Eliana, when the leaks happened, our good friend, the lady Shelly
on Twitter messaged me and she was like, it's happening, Chloe. They're doing it to Sansa.
And I'm like, no, they're not Shelly. And I wouldn't believe her. And she sent me photos
from the trailer that proved Sansa was in Winterfell, Eliana. And you know what I said to her?
I said, no, Shelley, they would never do that.
There's no way they could ever get something so wrong.
So, yes, that's happening.
And I want you to get over it.
Chloe, as you know, like, there have been episode leaks.
And as Jeff has discussed, Season 8, Episode 6 is entitled Lady Stoneheart is in this one.
So, I think that there's still some things that they are keeping close.
So they're going to do that flashback to season 4 in Brienne's arc when it shows the crossroads in the woods.
And then it's actually going to finally flash instead of Arya on a boat to Lady Stoneheart.
Yeah, it's going to be Lady Stoneheart.
We're going to have Brienne's no chance and no choice.
God, I'm so glad they finally adapted A Feast for Crows.
Oh, God.
Anyway, so.
Let's go to the intro.
There's a lot that happened there, New, right?
Just a couple things.
Just a couple things.
Definitely noticeably.
I'm still hyped every time I see the intro, though.
It's still exciting.
I mean, it's only the second time we've seen this kind of intro, and I'm still very excited, all right?
When the swords go out, when it goes,
Yeah, and, you know, like, that was cool.
The shroom, shroom, shroom.
Anyway, I was like, what's going to be different this time?
I know, and I'm, like, paying attention.
And I'm hoping maybe they, like, start adding to the astrolobe. See, I remembered
the word from last
episode. What if they start adding
to it though and adding new stories as stuff
happens this season? Like, I would
love them to add A Night in the Seven
Kingdoms to the astrolobe. Oh my god, I would cry.
But we'll get there.
I would cry.
Oh, and she could be represented
by a star. The even star be represented by a star the even star the even
star and then the even star becomes like i don't know seven points or something i don't know
something like that i don't know how to i don't know how to represent a star becoming a knight
okay guys this episode is i've never been it's been years since I've felt this way about a Game of Thrones
episode I'm giddy it's Christmas
I'm happy this is the best
week Easter
whatever religious holiday Eliana
I'm an ex-Catholic
okay
it was an Easter present
come true the show was brought
back to life it was resurrected
before our eyes
strong words right strong words present come true the show is brought back to life it was resurrected before our eyes wow
strong words right strong strong bellos and it was like a strong open it was you open with jamie
and we all knew it was gonna open with jamie there's no way they like string so long that
long and but i think they did a really great job with doing that but doubling back for the intro
for one second so in the actual intro right in the first episode we
established that you can see the path that the white walkers are taking by like the tiles on the
game on the game board flipping over and this time they actually left those tiles flipped which i
thought was really fun and then they continued that idea as they move south from last hearth
into winterfell and so you can really get the idea of like oh they are on Hearth into Winterfell.
And so you can really get the idea of
like, oh, they are on their way to Winterfell, and that's
what this episode is going to be
about, preparing for that. Especially as you see
them begin to put these defenses
around Winterfell.
It's funny, I'm trying not to be that asshole, but it's
like, interesting the amount
of time it's taken them to come
south. Interesting. I mean mean they are made of ice
and they move at a glacial pace chloe and honestly my bones are made of paper so i completely
understand them yeah they move at the at a glacial pace which apparently actually maybe
icebergs move very fast but whatever jamie and minter fell yeah we open with denarius giving this cold like
speech to jamie saying you know like when i was little my brother viserys said this is the guy
that killed our father and this is what we should do to him uh you know she's reminded of what was
taken from her family and jamie of course bears all he has nothing to lose right? What does he have to lose? These people don't like him?
Okay, he goes back to King's Landing where Cersei
doesn't like him. He has nothing to
lose in front of these people and really nothing
to prove that he's there trying to
do the right thing. Yes, and I kind of
really loved speaking as you were talking
about that open, how they kept
it focused looking at Jamie as they
talked about those stories about him and the ones that Daenerys
was told
this was his scene
and Nikolai stole it man
he looked great
Nikolai yeah
they did great he did he kind of stole
the episode in a lot of ways
he and Gwendolyn Christie but maybe
they meant it maybe they didn't steal it maybe it was
always meant for them I mean it is called the Knight of the
Seven Kingdoms. Wait, are you saying
it was always theirs? What does that
mean? I don't know the reference. I was doing
like a Jamie and Brienne, it's yours.
It was always yours.
My heart.
Anyways, Jamie
of course tells them the truth,
just like I was talking about last week. I knew
this would come up.
Oh, duh.
That Cersei has the Lannister army and now the Golden Company, and she was lying.
She is not coming north to help.
Dany looks at Tyrion like, hmm, interesting.
Jotting this one down.
The Golden Company has to go north next episode.
I think that has to happen at this point.
There's no other answer.
They kept it out of the trailer, but it's 80 minutes of a White Walker, White fight with our heroes.
88 minutes or some crap.
There's that, and also they weren't in this episode at all.
Yeah, they have to come back.
Yeah, that's usually how a lot of this pacing works.
Yes.
And then we understand that Jaime says that he's here up north because he's like, I promised to fight for the living.
And I'm like, okay.
And then Tyrion speaks up for his brother Jaime, of course, because he loves him.
And this is not in the books, I guess.
I mean, he still loves Jamie in the books
right because he has all these weird
guilt dreams about him
and there's definitely going to be something
that happens between them
Sansa obviously distrusts him
and then Bran says edgy things
over on the side and quotes Jamie
but no one knows he's quoting Jamie right
he goes the things we do for love
I love that I think it was a great or did he goes the things we do for love I love that I
think it was a great or did he say the things I do for love in the episode I think he changed it
right we yeah he said the things we do yep and I like that honestly I thought it was a really nice
warning to Jamie like hey I know I'm not gonna out you but I know yeah and first of all I like
how everyone looks over at
him like oh brand's talking and doing court things now all of a sudden but it does also along with
being a warning have a dual meaning like it's a weird flex but it also becomes brand's words now
because they're gonna talk later in the episode about how that moment changed the both of them
but he chooses in this moment not to out Jamie because I think underneath all that,
he's saying that he's not going to do that for love of the rest of the world and his siblings,
and that he feels that they're all better off with Jamie being alive.
It's nice that it happened because it does give us something for Bran,
right? And he actually has a couple moments that I think are underrated in this episode.
That's definitely one of them.
And I love Brienne even vouches for Jaime.
Of course.
Like we all knew she would.
Sansa then lets Jaime stay because of Brienne.
I really respect, and we're going to get into the scene with Sansa and Dany has some interesting things.
But I really respect what they're doing with Sansa's character this season.
If you isolate her character, honestly, she's very much embodying her father.
It's interesting.
She's a strong character this season,
and obviously I don't really love how we got here.
Season five, pouring one out for you.
Yeah, maybe it's not about the journey.
Maybe we were wrong the whole time journey maybe we were wrong the whole time
maybe you were wrong the whole time that was your phrase that it's about the journey no i said it's
about the frenzy not about the friends no i said it's about the friends whatever anyway john and
danny then share a tense look and danny has john take the last word as the warden of the north
which i didn't realize was his title until this moment.
As many of you know, oftentimes the Lord Protector of the North, etc.
I guess they don't use the term Lord Protector, but the Lord of the North and of Winterfell tends to be also the Warden of the North.
So perhaps because Sansa is a lady and has less of that martial knowledge, they've split that responsibility.
There are female knights now in Westeros.
That's true. So I think they need to start changing.
That's true. In fact, you know what?
Maybe we should just call her the Queen. I don't know.
But maybe that's out of
that's a little out there.
That was outlandish. That was a little much.
I'm sorry. I'll back down.
But she's the Queen. I just thought it was interesting
because we hadn't, I don't think I remember them calling Jon the Warden of the North before.
And there had been that whole discussion in the first book, right?
About how Ned's like, you're really going to make Jaime Warden of the East and the West to Robert?
Not only that, but it's kind of like almost spiteful because Sansa's pretty much the lady of the house, right?
Jon's been off warring and banging and Sansa is obviously, as we see in this episode, doing all the housework.
She's paying all the bills.
She's making sure people have food.
She's making sure shit happens.
She's trying real hard.
You know, like maybe she doesn't the uh excessive ability to go take a dragon
south and burn someone's food stores okay wow okay i didn't mean to come at danny like that
it's just like really bad writing you know what i mean it's inconsistent it's stupid it's like
they're contriving drama just for the sake of it i feel like danny and sansa of all people would
fucking understand survival together yeah Yeah, and they start getting
towards that, and we'll get to that scene, right?
They start getting towards that. It's so interrupted.
Everything gets interrupted in that, though.
The battle is really interrupting a lot
of things, which is good for the show.
It gives them enough momentum
to get back into in that episode 4,
episode 5, episode 6. You know, it
gets us to that end goal. Yeah.
Jon, to me, me kind of almost looks
surprised that people are asking for his opinion in this moment i'm like oh yes john's at the end
of this table i guess and he's like well he sticks to character he's he's consistent and says we need
everyone we need for this battle and then tyrian lets out a sigh of relief and then danny stands
and then everyone else in the room uh stands after she does and they all take their leave and then john kind of leaves without speaking or even
looking at danny and she's just like um okay what the hell just happened it's really obvious danny
doesn't feel like she's a part of this right like she's feeling ostracized she's an outsider and
it's very obvious we got that even with that scene later with Missandei and Grey Worm.
But John is also purposefully avoiding her.
Like it's obvious he's not, he doesn't want to deal with her.
He's grappling with his parentage.
He's avoiding her in that realm.
And it's bad timing for him to avoid her.
Like it's kind of shitty relationship shit, right?
Like your girlfriend is dealing with some shit, John. And while you don't have to agree agree you can at least be there for her and say look like you both have points this is
what i think i don't agree with her obviously 100 because i know other facts than what danny knows
she doesn't know the same facts we as viewers know but where is the whole like king in the
north talking to his subjects like yes warden of the north but shouldn't he be saying some shit yeah john gave
up pretty fast you know he didn't address his people he's submitted yeah that's why i was just
like oh yeah john's in this room too i guess the chris watches got was really funny because john
was like what did i fall asleep yeah did you that is how i feel and then as everyone else is leaving
Jaime and Bran exchange a look
across the room because that's what
they're gonna do until you know they actually
talk just look across the room
and then in the hall
afterwards Neres is furious with Tyrion
for not knowing about Cersei's treachery
and she says of him like
either you knew and
you just didn't
say anything or you're an idiot and she
the terminology she uses is which makes you either a traitor or a fool and then she threatens to find
a new hand two thoughts here that i first want to highlight first thought great idea for a new hand
sansa stark second thought also you should Okay, so there's three thoughts. Third thought,
on top of that,
and you kissing Sansa, Daenerys,
this reminds me of Sansa
to Littlefinger, and it really frames
that idea that maybe there's something more
beneath the surface of this Tyrion arc
because when Sansa
confronts Littlefinger, is it a tavern?
Is it a broken down place? I don't remember.
Whatever. It was a place in the show
which he confronts him and says, you know,
like, if you knew,
you know, like, you're the devil.
If you didn't know, you're a freaking
idiot. And she straight up
just says coldly to him with Brienne there.
And, you know, Brienne would have caught him down
there. But I thought that was just a really
cool kind of parallel with Sansa
and Daenerys in the show. And I'm just saying, I feel like there but i thought that was just a really cool kind of parallel with sansa and denarius yeah
and i'm just saying i feel like there's something more of this tyrian plot said it last week and i
there's gotta be dude there's gotta be something going on here because his plot is just here's his
next hit he's taking another hit i do think part of why denarius is quite angry at tyrian is she
doesn't know why john is avoiding her and reacted that way. And
I think to some extent, she thinks it's either her fault in regards to Jaime or she feels foolish
for not knowing about Cersei. And because of that, she's taking it out on Tyrion. Because I mean,
like, as you said, like, everyone's not really like, being helpful to her right now. And it's
kind of a double edged sword, right?
Because a John's not being supportive at this moment.
Like, yo, you just brought her here and you already know that she feels very alone compared to everyone.
And now that he's pushing her away, she's just kind of lashing out and thus pushing away her own advisors.
And it's kind of rough.
Yeah, she's isolating herself
even further, which
again, it
makes me think they're obviously putting her
walls up so that when she melts them all down
no Game of Thrones pun intended
with the wall melting down
it's a big deal.
They're downplaying
her feelings and her acting
and her plot in general just so that when she does the big Phoenix Rising, it's a thing, in my opinion.
I mean, I get, we were just talking about this a bit ago that it makes sense what they're doing if Aegon exists from the books, right?
Like fake Aegon exists.
That makes total sense.
from the books, right? Like, fake Aegon exists. That makes total
sense, but with
them making this dance of the dragons
against Jon, it's just
kind of useless, in my opinion. It's thin.
It's hollow. It's a very hollow victory.
I agree. I think it feels, it makes Daenerys
seem a lot less sympathetic than I think
she would in the books, where
if there is, like, a young
griffon Aegon plot, the way that
she's gonna feel at the end of the
episode when she gets like that john reveal or everyone else here not really um immediately i
guess uh backing her supporting her even though i think the starks would as they did in the first
dance right um it makes that arc make a lot more sense because then Jon is the third in a pattern of people such as Viserys who betrayed and hurt Daenerys deeply.
And then young Griff slash other Aegon also betraying her trust.
And so if Jon is the third in another line of family members.
But we cut all that so yeah so down in the forges this is a
i think there's a lot of controversy surrounding this plot on the internet everyone's all freaking
out about aria's plot line so we'll hit the first half first i really like the scene aria goes down
to the forges she straight up slinks in like a cat.
Like a cat of the canals.
Or a cat in general.
She slinks in them.
Or a lady stoneheart.
Oh my god.
She checks out Gendry.
They're giving her a plot to work with and it's very strange to me.
I'm very surprised.
She has real lines that might mean something.
Wow. Everyone had real lines. Everybody she has real lines that might mean something. Wow!
Everyone had real lines! Everybody had almost real lines this episode, and
it was- I know! This episode!
Have we talked about how good
it was?
It was really good, and I'm gonna talk about
another line that someone has in a second, but
go ahead. So Arya slinks in,
she banters with Gendry, she's like,
so, uh, you have my weapon yet?
And everyone around him is making dragonglass weapons.
And he's like, I don't have it yet.
You're not more important than other people.
And she's like, bitch, yes, I am.
And she straight up just, like, looks at him.
And when she stares into his eyes, all he sees is her vagina.
You know?
And it controls him.
And that's what Arya did here.
She learned to skin change him
with her badge or something i don't know but she just did she's very good and 18 years old if you
didn't know aria's 18 just want to remind you hbo put out a little tweet actually this week that was
all like by the age of 18 you should have your own pet murdered someone done this been blind
you know trying to uh make sure we knew that Aria was 18.
So I just want everyone to know HBO tweeted that.
Oh, I didn't know that's how old she was.
I don't know.
I do think George is going towards something like this.
We talked about Lydia Lamont's question of George at Balticon in 2016.
And I think that he has a trajectory for this.
And as I was watching all of
this stuff, especially the later scene, I was like,
I see now why George wanted that five-year
gap.
I mean, it was already weird
in the Mercy chapter. Oh yeah, she's
fucking like 11-12, and she's just
sexually seducing and stabbing a dude,
and it's a lot,
but if I separate those feelings
at the same time, oh my god
Gendry and Arya is canon?
I mean it was always
like kind of. It was Featherbed
like we talked about last episode
the Featherbed song
the yellow and black and that was very much foreshadowing
but Gendry and Arya
start to kind of argue
Arya is telling him no I won't stay
in the crypts and he's like yes you need to be in the crypts and he tells Arya that to kind of argue. Arya is telling him, no, I won't stay in the crypts. And he's like, yes, you need to be in the crypts.
And he tells Arya that their enemy is death.
She keeps asking, like, what's happened?
What do they do?
Like, what's their big thing?
Why should I be afraid?
And he says, you want to know what they're like?
Death.
That's what they're like.
And it's an amazing take on the others.
I feel like everyone has this deep, like, what's their motive? But that was
really refreshing.
Their death.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he just thinks that Arya's
being edgy, right? And like,
super gung-ho about
fighting, because he doesn't know what
she's been through. And
I do really like the way that
this line is phrased here because
an issue that i think a lot of us had with the previous episode is it felt like everyone just
had zingers all the time and none of the dialogue felt real didn't feel like it had real weight in
emotions but the way that this is written you want to know what they're like death that's what
they're like there's a lot of redundancy i think in the way that's written it's a little sloppy the way real people speak we don't say perfect zingers all the time but then you know of course
aria follows up with a perfect zinger right she tells him that she knows death she's like he has
many it's from the trailer he has many faces i look forward to seeing this one and then she shows
off her ninja skills and then that one dude to the side that she almost hits but doesn't because she's super skilled is like weird flex but okay and goes back to doing his shit and then she's
like uh so my weapon i like the the rhythm of this scene because immediately when she's like
so my weapon because she's like yeah i'm gonna get right on that yeah when she throws those arrow
heads it is sexual it's like good for you guys for writing
it whatever let aria have her moment uh good for you girl you know and also like yeah get it get
it you know what you're all gonna die tomorrow and you may as well at this point i get it i like
it uh i understand that it can be cheesy in some ways and tropey and like maybe not the most
original shit but i like it i like it uh we're gonna get to that
second half of the scene and i like it i mean okay i'm gonna throw it out there
aria has been jonesing for this for years for seasons okay we all saw her checking out gendry
seasons ago and like we're gonna we're gonna talk about it i understand and i feel like it's
exploitative but we're gonna talk about that and we'll get there so first though we have to stop at the godswood that is a obvious iconic
place after next episode we won't get these trips to the godswood as often and bran is just hanging
out in the godswood and jamie approaches and what a beautiful goddamn piece of art
that's a beautiful scene it is it's a very well done scene it's a perfect
i'm gonna take that back i don't know about perfect That's a beautiful scene. It is. It's a very well done scene. It's a perfect...
I'm gonna take that back.
I don't know about perfect.
The dialogue could have been more compelling.
I don't think it was perfect.
I think it was great.
It was really great.
I mean, how could it be perfect?
And I think that Bran very much embodies
in this dialogue when he's talking to Jaime.
He says that, you know, Jaime is protecting his family.
Maybe, maybe not.
We'll talk about it eventually when we get to those chapters in the books in our reread that we do.
But Jaime says that he's changed since then.
And pushing Bran out the window, as Bran says, changed them both.
then and pushing brand out the window as brand says change them both and i think that this idea of personal change hashtag personal growth day is a big running theme throughout the episode
and then he's like well i did it because you need to help in the fight and then jamie's like but
what about afterwards and it's like how do you know this is gonna be an ackermans? I think that's some hard foreshadowing.
I mean, I don't think Jaime survives.
I never have.
I think he has to die eventually, and I think
he dies doing the right thing, which is
big for him. He hasn't always
been a proponent of that, you know.
Citation. Throwing Brienne out of a
window, fucking his sister, but
those are my citations.
I hope you like them. I mean, is fucking your sister but those are my citations i hope you like them um i mean is
fucking your sister that bad if she's not the queen throwing it out there is this your john's
of shit are you john's are you no i mean i think it's just something i'm just like i don't really
know i'm an only child is it that bad eliana you shouldn't fuck your sister. I'm leaving this in the podcast.
So, I don't know.
I think it was a nice scene.
I think it was touching.
I think it was nice to see Bran in his element and Jaime suddenly brought into Bran's element.
I think that was really cool.
You don't see Jaime in a godswood with snow everywhere.
That's not something you see. So, the show gave us something new and it gave us something fresh and I liked it.
Yeah. And it's kind of a cleansing scene you know they're doing it before the old gods that is only brand only brands old gods now anyways in the courtyard people are getting prepared for the war
and they are creating these modified like pikes dragonglass inserted into them that they're going to use to sort of catch
the wights probably as they
charge in.
And then Jaime and Tyrion are reunited
and it seems like people still don't really like that because they keep
spitting at them, but you know, whatever.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe the Lannisters killed
a bunch of Northmen. I mean't know. I don't know. Maybe the Lannisters killed a bunch of Northmen.
I mean, maybe.
It's not like they were at war like a minute ago.
Tensions are high.
The fact of the matter is, of course, the North remembers.
And they remember that the Lannisters did a fucking number on them.
Betrayed them in many ways.
And then Tyrion says that they also remember that the last time the Targaryens brought their dragons up here.
And I'm just going to throw out there, what does he mean by that?
Because the last time I think the Targaryens brought their dragons up there was,
A, first of all, I think the last time they brought a dragon up there would have been Jiserys, son of Rhaenyra. And he was like, can you please come help us in the war?
And then they sent the Winterwolves down
and they were helpful, but then Kreegan Stark
arrived a lot later, but the dragon didn't come up
and before then it was Alicent and Jaehaerys
and like, that was chill?
I mean, I guess they lost land.
They lost land to the Night's Watch, but
otherwise it was chill?
Like, boo-fucking-hoo, you're gonna give some
fucking military housing to the people
that guard this place.
Fuck off, first off.
Second off, yeah, it's almost like when Danny is talking about all the kings of winter,
and she's like, the last king in the north was Torrin Stark.
And, like, Robb Stark is sitting there like, what? What the fuck?
Like, Robb Stark, wolf sewn on his head. What the fuck?
Like, Robb Stark, wolf sewn on his head.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I think that there's a little creative license taking with the history, which is fine.
I understand that they are doing it in order to emphasize.
I mean, but they just lived the history.
Like, Robb was a character on this show.
That one, yes.
That's not appropriate.
Yeah.
Sounds like literally my brother.
She wonders why people don't respect her right now in the North.
Learn its history, Daenerys.
I was there.
I saw it.
Season three.
I think it's a little difficult, right?
Because it seems that people haven't- They killed the Prince of Winterfell.
It seems like people haven't briefed her on what happened throughout this war and the large political situation. And I think, A, Tyrion was in a position to do so,
perhaps, and he did not.
Davos, less so, kind of yes and no.
He was very much, I think, attached to Stannis,
but there was an opportunity to tell her
this is how things have gone down
and no one's done that,
which is, I think, what a good advisor should do.
Yeah.
So,
I just had a stupid idea.
I'm gonna tell you.
Have you ever watched Veep?
No, we talked about this last week, remember?
God damn it! Alright, anyway, so
Gary
carries, like, Selina Meyer's background
and he just whispers in her ear and tells her
what to say and advises her, and she just repeats what he says and someone should be doing that right
jamie tells tyrian don't be too hard on yourself you know cersei's been fooling me forever she
fooled me and tyrian says she never fooled you you knew exactly what she was and you loved her anyway i love it me too because he's doing the
same thing he trusted her he said you know my sister's changed she'll do anything for her baby
i mean that's a conversation that literally happens here he tells jamie you know that's true
has she's she's changed right and jamie's like no sure hasn't this is what this conversation's
about cersei hasn't changed and Tyrion has this blind
belief of his family and that like to follow his family that's his loyalty that's his pack
he just wants them to love him back and one of them does that's all he's ever wanted all he's
ever it really is it really is and I do love that he calls Jamie out for this
because
I think it was a frustration that a lot of
fans had throughout the past few seasons
that Jamie didn't leave
Circe despite seeing how horrible she was
but I think it's partially because we don't get
the same moment in the books because even
in the books Jamie always knew who
Circe was and he still loved her
anyway and the only reason they
stopped being
together and I think that's something that's really fun is
that the breakup
that the one big breakup we get
in the books is Jaime
and Cersei it's played out like a
normal breakup right like
that he is
not getting back together with her because
she cheated on him
in as much as one can cheat on
their uh twin incest lover yeah but like that's what it is but it's got that twist and that's the
only reason he's leaving her not because of any horrible other things she's done yeah he would
stand by her side the show really this scene was really honest and i really appreciated that uh generally
tyrian and jamie scenes are great but they're bland like nicolai and peter do a great job
they're great actors yeah they kill it but this was they gave them something to work with finally
and this season they really stepped the writing up and i'm proud and tyrian actually repeats that joke he does of uh you know i'm dying in a bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and
a girl's mouth around my cock and jamie starts to say it right with him the most brotherly bullshit
that's sweet yeah i'm not gonna act like i don't have like my own fucking scripted lines you know
and i think that they have multiple humorous moments here, and they nail
both of them.
The chemistry's there.
The chemistry's there. The way
that it's executed, and
even when they're humorous, it still has some of
that heart.
They're saying this at the same time together,
but you see that it's not
just funny, it shows you how close
they are as brothers and then the next one's pretty funny too just because jamie's like
they're close enough that he doesn't feel like he has to pander to tyrian too much because he's
like i'm gonna go off and stare at this thing and let you fucking do your shit turns out he's
staring at brienne of course he is of course she uh she's standing
there she's watching pod as he fights which i actually really love this scene because it reminds
me of the night's watch it looks like john from behind when you first look at it oh my god i was
thinking that too i thought it was john it's supposed to be a throwback i think i think they
framed it so that it would be a throwback to remind you of Castle Black and Jon training people
like when he's training Ali and he does the
throw, ring your head like a bell, just like
we see Ned say to Benjen when they're fighting
in that flashback.
Really just a sweet little back and forth.
I love it. And Jamie
actually compliments Brienne.
He's like, hey,
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that just came out
it's Brienne watching Pod
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look at me and like brienne being like you're not my kid and jamie being like you know i can help
you be a single mother oh my gosh it's really great and so brienne is discussing with him she's
going to be commanding the left flank and they start to talk about you know jamie used to be
very negative and say very mean things and nag her and then he's like
I want to serve under your command which is like I want to die under your command which is also
like taught me yes I'm just saying it just means Jamie wants to be under her literally I would be
so lucky to die beneath her honestly I mean that mean, that's what Jamie thinks, too.
Step on me, Brienne.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Anyway, somewhere upstairs, Daenerys is staring pensively into a fire.
And then fucking Jorah comes in, and he's like, forgive me, Khaleesi.
I'm like, wow, he still calls her Khaleesi.
Okay.
Yeah.
Jorah's gonna die probably i mean like it's all like he talks about how denarius forgave him all of his transgressions and i think it's it's
a great way to show that denarius does have these strong connections with some people who have been
with her throughout her journey like jorah even though he's fucked jorah but but otherwise it it's a nice touching moment to show that you know she
has this mercy and this forgiveness and he's saying please show that to tyrian as well because
like i traveled with him and i was really annoyed by him but he's a smart man is what Jorah says and he also has another suggestion for Daenerys
and the implication
of what the suggestion is leads into the
next scene where it turns out Jorah suggested
a marriage alliance between Daenerys and
Sansa
Eliana I love you
I don't have any other emotions besides
I love you that's basically what have any other emotions besides I love you. That's basically what he says, though, right?
He literally says, like, Lady Daenerys,
have you considered that she could also be the ice to your fire in the prophecy?
I ship it now, you guys.
We've been over this.
If you didn't listen to our first episode, I don't know why you're here,
but congratulations.
You've skipped an episode.
Go back, listen, learn why Danza is canon. We must go back.
We must start back. To go forward, you must go back.
We must start back. Yes.
Yes. I love that
she's like, are you gonna say
trust Sansa? Because I'll stab you, bitch.
And he's like, haha, I'm
not gonna say that, but if I did
I would say trust the redhead that
happens to be related to Jon Snow.
He doesn't say that.
That's what he says in a roundabout way. I was just
paraphrasing.
He says topper.
He says topper. So it leads into
this scene where Dany walks into this library
where Sansa is planning
with Bronzio and Royce because he
is really important to leave the room in every
scene he's in this season.
Glad he's here.
I've just been very interested
in the fact that she's always plotting
and discussing with
Bronze, Jan Royce. He's not gonna be
anything prominent in the plot.
Bronze is a yes man, dude.
He's a yes man. I think he's here to remind
us that once upon a time she was in
the Vale and that they have allies
in the Vale because... You see, this is
what you guys missed in Season 5.
And what we missed
in The Winds of Winter because we don't have it. I mean,
I think that's what he's there for.
He's there to be like, you guys remember this other
kingdom and these soldiers we have?
Thankfully.
And of course, Sansa is actually talking to
Bronze about
really important stuff.
They're talking about the battle and Sansa tells him, and this is again, like we've been
saying, very Edmure Tully, my people, they were afraid.
Sansa is saying, keep the gates open for the people to come to Winterfell.
There are still people coming from the countryside.
And I was like, in that moment, I was like, baby girl, that's my girl.
Yeah, which is also this
moment is actually very interesting if you contrast it with the moment in denarius storyline because
actually she didn't want to shut the gates in marine when the pale mare which was um you know
dysentery came to marine in the books and her advisors forced her to but she also had a similar
inclination and that really goes to show her
advisors versus sansa as a political player and the advisors that are kind of surrounding her in
the north right um obviously like we just said bronze is a yes man but at the same time sansa
has the interest of these people in mind and all the people the north that are surrounding her the
higher people in this council are saying yes we need to be concerned about that these are our interests that you are fronting sansa and denarius doesn't really have interests
to front right like she just came from a land where people in westeros don't fucking think
about it they don't think about what's happening in easteros well also i think there's there's a
little difference between the political dynamics between marine the miranese who are afraid of getting sick
and there's of course a practical reason but they're just like who fucking gives a shit about
like the lower classes right and danny's like i do they're my children but they have more of the
power in marine and she needed to try and broker that piece it was difficult the books everyone
anyways denarius comes in and she talks to sansa and tells them that she felt that they almost actually had an agreement on the ruling for Jaime.
Trying to establish some common ground, some courtesy, political courtesy in this moment.
Discussing Tyrion and Sansa says again, which I'm not really into this, but she's like, he's a good man.
And Dany's like, yeah, but he needs to be fucking smarter because he's being an asshole right now and she starts buttering sans up and she's like how we rule but i feel like we're
at odds with one another and she suggests that it's because of john and sansa goes men do stupid
things for women they're easily manipulated i don't know how i feel about that line, but it reminds me, like everything else in my life ever does, of Circe's line of love is poison.
It will kill you all the same. It's sweet poison, but it will kill you all the same.
So I called that out just because of that. I'm like fucking lukewarm on the line itself.
It reminds me of Littlefinger in a way obviously she's i feel
like she's meta commenting on little finger here and i try to tell myself she is just so it feels
better i also just realized it connects a little bit then with the things i do for love which is
obviously hearkened earlier in the episode so that's another running theme or motif throughout all of this.
And then Daenerys says that actually she used to have the goal of fighting the Iron Throne, but because of Jon, now she's fighting.
And she uses the term Jon's War, which I think is interesting.
Yeah, it's not her war. It's not her people.
She's a stranger here. She feels, you know, ostracized.
And even more interesting is when she says you know who manipulated whom i'm like was the dick that good that's the question i guess it's the butt more
than the dick true but i mean jamie's butt is like superior so anyway what do you like seriously what does everyone
else in this world not understand about existential like threat to all human life
i don't know a lot apparently enough to fuel a whole season yeah i really like the acting and
body language from sophie turner here where sansa leans forward then and she puts her hand on the
table and it feels like she's laying her cards on the table when she says to her, to Daenerys,
I should have thanked you when you came to Winterfell. That was a mistake on my part.
I'm paraphrasing, but. No, that's pretty much it. And honestly, I wouldn't have noticed,
but here I am noticing. Is she playing the game? Is she being courteous what do you think here i think she is
being courteous but i think she also means it right because i think on her face you can see
she means it and then she has i think that genuine moment with denarius where denarius
returns um that gesture and places her hand on sansa and you think that they're about to forge an alliance.
Make out.
Yep, also that.
Also that.
Per Jorah's suggestion.
And then shit gets icy.
Yeah, I don't know if I would even say icy so much
as Sansa's just using her opportunity
and she straight up asks,
and it implies, so what about the North? opportunity. And she straight up asks, and it implies,
so what about the North?
Oh no, she straight up asks that.
Yeah, she straight up is like,
so we're stuck under your reign forever now?
But the Northerners are asking her to ask, you know?
Like, this is like when you are going through a merger
at your corporate job,
and no one's giving you any information
because you're not quite high up enough, but you're high up enough that you should know things and you want the truth from your boss
you know from the person that's going to be your new boss like what's what's going to happen to me
and my people and my jobs i've been through it before i know it's a true parallel yeah i mean
regardless of whether it's denieris or not anyone who would have come in i
think sansa would have had to ask that question right because as we discussed in our discussion
for season eight episode one northern autonomy is really important in terms of like who gets to live and who doesn't yeah but all of this gets interrupted because
theon greatjoy arrives yara isn't here but theon is he wants to fight for winterfell and there's
this beautiful touching moment he shows up and sansa and him make this eye contact sophie and
elfie have this beautiful, brilliant eye contact.
And the look on Sansa's face and on Theon's face is just, Theon came back and he's alive and he's home.
You know?
Winterfell is his home.
Theon's stark gray joy.
This is your home, too.
We welcome all halfies in this household.
Yes. household yes and i think it's something that would have been punctuated better had they
again included more development of all of this in the neri storyline in previous seasons but
they didn't because as sansa's going to theon they close up on her face and she kind of looks
surprised like oh okay because she doesn't have that same connection that sansa and theon do because she's new to westeros and especially to winterfell you can feel that you can feel that because she
asks you know like where's your sister the lady of the house who is sworn to me is basically kind
of what she's implying and theon's like she went home to retake the islands and he she looks at him she's like well
why aren't you with him and or with her wow I can't talk she looks at him and is like why aren't
you with her and he says well and he looks at Sansa and he goes Lady Sansa I came to fight
for Winterfell and it is just this emotional moment Sansa strides over to Theon and she hugs
him she has tears kind of at her
eyes and her braid down the back of her hair with her little braid bun looks really cute. And
I mean, he asks Sansa to fight for the North after he gives Dany the courtesies a queen deserves.
And this whole scene, I think the reason that Daenerys is standing there looking so isolated
is because this comes right after
Sansa asks what about northern independence Yara isn't here to support but Theon is here to support
Sansa his lady his queen and this is why Sansa is hinting at asking for that northern independence
right it's not because she doesn't respect you Dany like that's not at all what the people of
the north are about it's because it's what the North stands for, right?
You get that quote from Wyla Manderly in A Dance with Dragons.
A thousand years before the conquest, a promise was made and oaths were sworn in the wolf's den before the old gods and the new.
When we were sore, beset, and friendless, hounded from our homes and in peril of our lives, the wolves took us in and nourished us and protected us against our enemies.
The city is built upon the land they gave us. In return, we swore that we would always be their men. Stark men.
And that whole The North Remembers plot that kind of got half retconned from this show, it still resonates.
plot that kind of got half retconned from this show it still resonates like you still remember Grey Wind sewn on to Robb Stark's body you remember Catelyn's throat being cut you know
like you're never gonna forget that whether it's the books or the show there's no difference between
it this is why the northerners are that standoffish while the show kind of wrote it with this racist
allegory in mind that's not what it's about.
That's not at all what it's about.
I agree. And I think, along
with all of that,
I think it's a little lost in
the show, but
Daenerys had that, right?
The way that Sansa is inspiring,
I think,
is inspiring
loyalty in characters like Theon
though a lot of it is of course because this is
Theon's home and the Starks
are his family, he grew up with them
Daenerys had that as well, right?
She inspired loyalty in people, that's why
people wanted to fight for her, that's why
um
she was able to be so successful in a lot
of Essos and
it's a whole different ballgame in Westeros, and she's trying to adjust and learn what it means to be a part of this kingdom.
don't get this arc of Daenerys having to fight death for her people, right? The people that lifted their hands up and said, Mesa, Mesa, they're trapped outside of her kingdom, currently
dying of the pale mare, you know? I mean, Daenerys has not, Sansa's difference is Sansa hasn't had to
have that suffering where all these people die, and next episode is going to be that. Sansa's
going to have to suffer kind of that hardening that Daenerys has suffered, right?
That she's lost people.
She hasn't been able to save everyone.
And Sansa thinks right now she can.
And yes, she's just trying to prepare the best against the cold.
And she has to.
Someone has to.
But at the same time, there's going to be so much death next episode.
Nobody could be like trying
you know like nope next episode's gonna be wild it's gonna be rough yeah
and then speaking of all of the people dying the common folk in the courtyard
that are all gonna fucking die hashtag not all commonhtag not all common folk. Hey, you know who's definitely
gonna die? That cute little girl
with a scarred face and that's gonna be sad.
Probably.
So we get
a scene where Davos
is
doling out soup to people
and then Gilly's directing survivors and shit
to the crypts and then
Yes she is. Can we take them all for Gilly though? survivors and shit to the crypts. And then, yes, she is.
Can we take them all for Gilly, though?
Yeah, I love Cassie.
I love Cassie.
And Gilly is still there.
And she is still the purest of them all. Someone said on Twitter that we need to have a fucking reunion between Cassie and Chris from Skins.
And then they were like, is Chris from Skins going to die in gilly's and sorry in cassie's
arms once more oh that's sad i don't think so though i really don't because it's gonna be
because it's not in aria's arms because it's not fucking skins even though um i keep thinking of
it as not game of thrones anyways yes and as you said scarred little girl and then davis is like oh where do you want to go and she's
like first of all she's the most adorable little accent yes and she's like all i'm gonna go fight
and i'm gonna you know protect the crypts and i'm gonna be the protector of everyone
so she's gonna die okay yeah she's gonna die. Yeah, she's gonna die.
It's Shireen. It is!
It is Shireen. Like, everyone sees it. We're like,
oh, that's who Davos is seeing.
Oh my god. The Chris Watches got a review.
There's this
whole bit about Davos being like,
Sansa says I'm not allowed to adopt people
anymore. And then, like, later on, he's like,
I'll adopt you under a pseudonym.
Oh my god. It's good. good yeah but very shereen vibes you know she's ending up going out protecting someone and gilly though is so sweet she's like i feel safer with you down there to protect me
and little sam she's so wise oh so pure oh gilly she's such's such a... She's so... She's so wonderful. She's been through so much.
Christ.
Yeah. But
we get a reunion of what's left
of the Fellowship with some new additions.
Ed, Tormund,
Sam, and Beric all have a big
reuniting scene. It's
nice. And Jon.
I figured you know who's there. Jon's there.
You know him. You know him. And then John
launches into a voiceover montage.
Yes, it's from the
trailer, right? He's talking about the enemy
which is death. It's a pre-battle
sequence with the war meeting at
the end. There's siege trebuchets
and dragonglass everywhere
being built. Yeah, this
is the montage in mulan
stop i'll make a man okay shin anyway and then of course we get as you said the exchange in the
war room and they're like what does the night king want and brand's like an endless night he wants to
erase this world and i am its memory and then sam gives like this very
inspirational speech of that's what death is isn't it forgetting being forgotten if we forget where
we've been we're not men anymore just animals your memories don't come from books your story
and here he's referring specifically to brand of your stories aren't just stories if i wanted to erase the world of men i'd start with you oh i love that i think it's good i also am gonna push back at sam a little i i understand that
he's saying that brin has a more objective view i guess because he can literally see into the past
but it's not just that the first thing that I thought of when he was talking about forgetting is this line from A Game of Thrones in Sansa's chapter during the tourney.
The young knight in the blue cloak was nothing to her, some stranger from the Vale of Arryn whose name she had forgotten as soon as she heard it.
And now the world would forget his name too sansa realized there would be no song sung for
him that was sad yep life is not a song sweetling someday you may learn that to your despair it's
not and i don't know it's just it doesn't have to be brand like A lot of the way that the stories
and the legends have been passed down
have been through people like Old Nan.
It's something that you're going to see
throughout the rest of this episode as people talk to each other
about their past and how they've
changed.
Lots of character development.
It's a few seasons late, but I'll take it.
I think they're reflecting on their character development
and the growth that they've had, and I think that's a lot
of what this chapter, not chapter,
fuck, this episode
is. This show.
Yeah. Whatever it is. Sorry.
I'm used to saying chapter, because we do
books? Books. Rereads?
Who are we?
I don't know how to read, so.
It is good, though. I like
that idea, because everything in this episode could literally
be minimized to a song right jenny's jamie the kingslayer jenny's song even yes jamie the
kingslayer comes himself with the boy that he pushed out of a tower uh and of course this next
part is even more exciting because jamie of course is not the only person
who has done bran wrong in the past and bran basically provides himself as a distraction
for the knight's king he wants to go be in the godswood during the battle he's been marked yeah
it's it's very sad if he dies i'll die and. And I read a spoiler thing, like, years ago.
No, no, no, no.
It's a fake leak.
This person was proved to be wrong because of, like, the stuff they posted about the other episodes already that have become wrong.
Like, they're not true.
But it stuck with me forever, and this person wrote that, like, Meera Reed was going to protect Bran in the Godswood,
and that, like, the Night King and all of all those people would come and ravens are going crazy and that like one of them would just stab the shit out of
mira like violently and she'd die for bran and like then they'd stab bran and i was like if that
happens i would kill myself i can't bran my son i'm sorry who's mira Reed? Are there Reeds on this show?
So,
Bran literally asks if he can go be the distraction in the godswood,
and Theon
volunteers that he wants to
protect Bran, and he will stand
vigil with him.
That's a song. That is a song.
Sansa thought about how
the world would forget the young knight
from the Vale, and they do, because I don't fucking remember. What's his forget the young knight from the Vale and they do because I don't
fucking remember what's his name? Sir Hugh
of the Vale? Yeah fuck Sir Hugh
What? He was kind of pompous
but and he's no
Theon Greyjoy who's going to stand
vigil for Brandon Stark
in the Godswood in defeating
the others. Also
and Theon's probably gonna die, isn't he?
He's probably gonna die,
but it's also just like
a more noble version of remember
when Bran was out before on the pony
when Rob kind of forgot his brother
and then Theon defended him
from the wildlings
with his bow and arrow.
Bran wanted to be a true knight and he never could because
he was crippled from his fall and theon always wanted to be a stark and be you know a part of
them and be this true stark son he'd never be and theon is going to be the true knight that stands watch over brand that's that's a fucking song it is and
the difficulty of the songs right is how will you be remembered it's not just
will you be remembered but how and what is the truth behind everything and i think that's
something that'll be explored further in the books the truth behind everything? And I think that's something that will be explored further in the books,
the truth behind some of the songs.
And we get it a little bit at the end, right?
When Daenerys and Jon are speaking of Lyanna and Rhaegar and what people said about them.
It even works with Tyrion,
who wants to go be on the battlements with Davos during the battle,
and Dany commands him to be in the crypts to go be sharp-witted for them.
And Tyrion is, you know, he's not happy about that.
He wants to be where their people are, want to see him, want to see him fighting.
And he's not allowed to be.
And it's punishment.
It sounds like punishment.
The way Dany is acting, it's a punishment for Tyrion, his eyes.
You know, you can see it in his face.
He feels like it's a punishment.
He speaks up against her.
And, I don't know, it's a punishment he speaks up against her and i don't know it's
interesting yeah i agree it he speaks like it she's she's not sure how to feel about i think
right now i will say i am relieved it seems as though at the end of last season when denarius
and john go into the boat and i don't know have sex it seemed as though the showrunners were saying
that tyrian was in love with Daenerys,
but I think that they're moving away from that storyline
and have written that out.
Thank God.
Yeah, I feel like he has different motives.
Yeah, I'm happy about it.
I think that feels more right to me,
that they aren't doing that.
Yeah, I guess he doesn't want his story to be the imp.
Anyway.
Turns out no one knows if Dragon fire actually works against the Night King.
Which, lol.
Because, I mean, and Bran has a good answer.
He's like, well, no one's really ever tried before.
Because, I mean, the Valyrians came and conquered Westeros.
The Targaryens came thousands of years after the others last invaded.
So who would think to try
yeah and eventually in this
council Tormund actually
speaks up he sums it up best after
Arya asks you know like can Dragonfire
beat this guy and Bran's like
no one knows lol
lol
peace out
Torm torment though goes
yep
we're all gonna die
I mean
big mood
along with Jenny's song
another song
for this moment
um
the flaming lips
do you realize
yes
oh I'm in your brain
you are in my brain
wow
are you
do you
realize
that everyone
you know someday will die and they're gonna do it in episode three?
That's pretty much it.
Of season eight.
Dandy looks at John, who is also straight ghosting her right now.
Ghosting because ghost gets to appear soon.
I did this on purpose.
There is a method to my madness.
It's very, very clear. It's just
madness, but. As everyone
empties out, Tyrion
asks Bran about his story, and they have a heart-to-heart, which
I actually really appreciate. It's not
called out, but if you'll all remember,
Tyrion came back
and created a saddle
for Bran at Jon's request
to do something nice for Bran,
but. I like this moment
it's a small detail and I wanted it
and Brian Cogman clearly loves the characters
because he was crying
in the behind the scenes about writing this episode
and we were also all crying
dude
yes
we were crying
this was really good character work and there's been a lot
of hatred of Brian Cogman before this
because people you know he wrote the
episode where Sansa and Ramsey
fornicated against
Sansa's will it's what we call rape
in real life
and that was awful
but like he
kinda was told what to do so I don't know
it's really controversial and I think he's treated the characters fairly overall i think um that plot sucked so that is
what it is while we're busting out fire takes i think cogman tried it seems like he really loves
the books he was the one who advocated strongly for doran being included in the show it didn't
go the way that he wanted it to but he included he wanted it there because it was a storyline that was prominent in the books and he's obviously captured the essence of all of
these characters in this episode and he should be proud to have written this episode i'm proud
that he wrote it it's an amazing episode yeah and you know i would never say that like are you
worried about what i've been saying because no i'm worried
because i feel very confident and happy about this episode and i trust your judgment eliana
it was a good it was a good episode i i don't think i've said that in a long time no i i said
that during the spoils of war i said that during like winds of winter maybe i think i said it
during spoils i said during spoils of winter it was think I said it during Spoiler War I said it during Spoiler War
was it Winds of Winter season
I don't always know titles
610
no I was thinking
I forgot the title
I thought S7E1 was good
yeah Dragonstone was good
Dragonstone was good
I loved the ending for Dragonstone
with Daenerys landing
perfect execution
it's beautiful
quiet no dialogue was needed
perfect execution her taking the Barathe. No dialogue was needed. Perfect execution. Her taking
the Baratheon banner down, it was just
it was beautiful. It was
home. Yeah, her touching the beach.
Anyway, sorry. Everyone,
back here. Missandei and Grey Worm.
Yeah, so Missandei and
Grey Worm talk about their retirement plans, which
means one of them's gonna die.
Yeah, exactly. I mean
that's
it's like they couldn't have telegraphed it harder which means one of them is going to die. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's...
It's like they couldn't have telegraphed it harder,
and now I'm just like, fuck!
So is it Missandei or Grey Worm?
And I think it's Missandei.
I don't know in the show.
I don't want it to be Missandei,
but I think it's Missandei,
because I think Grey Worm would be too obvious.
I think you're right, it's too obvious,
but I don't know in the show,
because in the books,
Daenerys asks Missandei constantly
do not betray me. I don't know
if there's enough time for her to do
that and also in- Not to make
another youth fiction reference,
but is it like-
It's gross to make it.
Is it Katniss
and Prue?
That would really mess me up. don't i don't think so but
also because that's how small she is in the books dude she's prue she's danny's prue but also she
she does prue doesn't betray katniss no no no i mean there's also that whole dark element of the
whole like a song of ice and fire thing yeah um but i'm just saying as far as
youth fiction comparisons go i could see that whole like esque thing i don't know it's it's
it's not great in terms of the dynamics in terms of like class and like killing a little baby brown
girl is not cool no it's not great in terms of like the optics of like race and how they're doing that. But it's also, I don't know if they're going to set it up as Missandei betraying Danny if they are doing it in the books.
Because also Missandei has not interacted with Daenerys this season at all.
I think it's silly.
It's a dramatic thing.
It's just like, so the whole entire Missandei Grey Worm relationship was obviously created out of dust.
We already know that. Missandei is a tiny relationship was obviously created out of dust we already know that
Missandei's a tiny little girl in the book so
it probably won't even happen in the books and if it does
maybe she'll die and that's
awful but in the books it could be born out of like
we see it established that
Missandei didn't like
this um
something that was happening with the Unsullied and that's
because she has siblings
who are in the Unsullied.
And we see that she has some emotional connection to them still.
So, anyway.
Sam and Jon.
They're on the battlements.
Yeah, they're on the battlements of Winterfell.
Yes, and guess who else is here?
Whom?
Well,
maybe you'll remember him.
We haven't seen him in a while. Tell me. Tell me
of him, Eliana. So, I think that, you know,
later in this episode, we're gonna have a
Jenny song, and they talk about how Jenny
dancing with her ghost.
Could it be Johnny?
Jon Snow dancing with his ghost.
His wolf ghost, who is here
in the background. no no one no one
fucking acknowledges him but okay you're gonna present me with the next take because i'm not
gonna comment i'm not gonna acknowledge him either meta oh wow wow that is a take that you
two shall not acknowledge ghost of being there in the background so ghost is just chilling being a pupper and sam
is like so have you told danny yet and john's like nah it's uh pretty weird pretty weird
and talk about regret regretting your lays anyways um then dolores ed comes up to join them and i
love that as he's staring out he says and now our watch begins
and i love that talk at the end they're like when he's like you know whoever's last of us
burn the rest yes and i think that i think he's one of them this coming it has to be it has to
be it's time it's time and it's sad because it's time the wall's down it's sad
he's he's had a good run i'm proud of him for making it this far but and then i like how
everyone's like sam so you're not gonna be out there right and sam's like yo i was the first
one to kill a white walker does anyone remember this and yes yeah speaking of remembering and then like he says and because we are doing these
chapters right now in our reread of john all right where he is becoming beautiful good friends
with pip and gren right and then sam fucking says think back to where we started us gren pip
now it's just us three i'm'm just fucked up alright fuck me up
I'm just like
why would you rip my heart out like that when I think of
Pip and Gren and all of them together
and they were such beautiful happy
boys and they were
the fellowship
oh my god I'm gonna cry again
I know like you cried
I'm just like Pip and Gren That's not even the biggest thing.
Like, other groups come together,
and it's this night before the Great War begins, right?
This is the last night,
and all these things are happening,
and we get so much character development and growth
and building in just one episode.
I can't imagine.
Imagine if they added 10 extra minutes last season,
each episode,
and they did character building.
It was just beautiful to see these people come back together
probably for the last time.
And there are so many reunions in this episode
that are likely the last time.
I mean.
Yeah.
We have Jenny's song,
but also closing time.
Oh my God.
So.
We have a fire.
We shoot back over to the fire.
Yes, Jaime and Tyrion are reminiscing
about their father, who was so loving,
so supportive.
They recall who they used to be
under Granddaddy Tywin.
Oh my god.
They're interrupted because Brienne and Pod
come in.
And Brienne tells Pod, you can have half a cup and Tyrion's
out here being- someone described him as like that
uncle who gives you a big pour. I forgot who
on Twitter. And yeah.
Love it. He's just giving him an overflowing cup
and they just exchange a look and he's like, yep
that's my squire.
I taught him everything I know.
And
Tormund is running his mouth.
Right?
Like, he's just talking shit.
He's talking to whoever will listen.
And he's talking about how he drank giant's milk as a kid.
Yeah.
And I mean, like, you know, talking about weird flexes.
That, too, is a weird flex.
Yep.
I guess that's hitting on people in Tormund culture.
Bran's face is like,
oh, word.
Oh, word? Yeah.
And then Davos is just like, okay,
I now need a drink.
We go upstairs to the Balmins and Arya has a little chat
with the Hound. She's changed.
He's changed. They chat about it.
Yes.
And
I mean, that's a lot again of this episode talking about
how people have grown it's a it's a reflective it's not just a ghost of the people that they
lost but their old selves the innocence that they've lost which i think is a big part of a
song of ice and fire as i as the uh people go through different identities and then barrack shows up talk about identities no right yeah he uh he's obviously overseeing his welcome i know
he's gonna go next week i think i think that's he's gonna give up his life for lady stoneheart
so
aria rolls her eyes and she's like okay well enjoy your wine which by the way she has a wine skin did
you notice yes well no i thought she took it from the hound oh well either way him and then
aria drink wine yeah and i need her to stop she's 10 so uh she leaves she's like i'm not gonna die
with you two old geezers you know she's like i like, I'm going to go. This is my last night alive, assholes.
Bye.
I mean, yeah, fair.
I'd also be like, hell no.
Nope.
Yeah.
And as exploitative as the next scene kind of is in general for young actresses, in my opinion, I don't really love that.
She is, of course, the first person to do a real, real sex scene, like, full on, just, you know, like, having an encounter one-on-one with a male.
Not talking about a handful of people in one sex scene, just Arya.
It's the first person of the season to really get down and dirty, and, uh, you just didn't see Laena doing that with Euron.
Uh, you obviously know that these contracts probably have a little bit of exploitation
because that's how Hollywood works
she did I hear she got a little
bit of say in the scene but
it's interesting I'm interested
to hear the mechanics around it
it sounds like the writers and the
showrunners told Maisie you can show as much
or as little as you want and she chose to
go this route a little
yeah and to do some I think
if it
was her choice I think it makes a little
sense that it she decided
to do it through Game of Thrones
as opposed to I mean
she's 22 alright like
no yeah and it's the place she grew up
yeah she grew up there and like it makes it easier
for her in future roles
yeah what's she gonna do do it in porn like by god let her do it in Game of Thrones she's not gonna do it makes it easier for her in future roles.
Yeah, what's she going to do? Do it in porn?
Like, by God, let her do it in Game of Thrones. She's not going to do it in porn, but like, what?
That's what I'm saying, though.
It's like, where do you want her to do this?
Yes, let her have Game of Thrones.
If she does it in another franchise or storyline,
people might jump on that and be like,
oh, wow, how could you do that to Maisie Williams?
Like, she was a little girl.
And so I think it makes sense, I guess,
for her to do it in people that she trusted
in this show. So.
Um.
I think that it's
we've at least
got a real-life five-year gap.
So it's not as weird as in the books, alright?
At least she's actually, like, 18 in the show
and 22 in real life. Some of the characters got
the gap. That's true. Little Sam did not.
Sansa,
Little Sam, they didn't get their real
effects.
So, speaking
of sex, Arya is shooting some
arrows, reminding us of that first episode
that parallel, and
Gendry gives her her double
sided staff, her weapon
with obsidian on it.
I just want everyone to know that my boyfriend was like, oh shit, so she's gonna be Darth Maul now.
I want you to know my boyfriend said the same fucking thing.
I'm glad. I'm glad that we're all synced in this world.
Boyfriends talk about Darth Maul. That's for sure.
I thought I was like all right so i don't
know i thought it was just gonna do some weird shit like in bloodborne or some shit but yeah
guess not i don't know guess not thought you were an assassin aria yeah aria is super surprised
she finds out gendry is actually robert's bastard in the same exact conversation, that she decides to ask him how many women he's banged out.
Yeah, and I know that
people have read it in many different ways,
such as, on one
hand, yeah, it could be jealousy. On the other hand,
someone pointed out that it's
Arya making sure that Gendry's experienced
for her first time. But for me,
and I know this is kind of fucked up, but what it
reminds me of this
inquiry
of Arya
parroting back
the ticklers
words to him and going how many how many
how many
I agree that's the first
thing I thought the same thing
how many how many
yes we're so synced that That's all I can think.
And I don't think it's actually a call-out,
but in my head, I'm like, yeah, it is.
Just for my sanity. I think we can let me
have it. Yeah, I don't think it's an explicit call-out,
but it's like, I'm not gonna act like it doesn't make me
think of how many, how many, how many.
And, I mean, this is the way that Arya's been
raised and trained in many ways.
So, yeah,
it makes sense. And, of of course the scene goes on she makes
a pass and gandry is majorly receptive aka by his dick and he sees her scars she has scars
obviously still on her sides from when she was in bravos yeah i like that they stayed consistent
and things like that her scars yeah her skill with the staff, I think that's very important to show this is what Arya's good at handling.
She did it for so long.
And her fucking love for Gendry, it happened.
Yeah, I mean, it's canon.
You know, he had a son.
He had a daughter.
Join their houses.
There's all of that. Also, it kind of reminds me a little then of John and his scars, right?
When he...
Right.
And, you know, we were talking to Manu from a scene of Ice and Fire, who's going to be
on our Patreon episode for Winter is Coming, the first episode in the series.
And he was telling us, you know, things like that.
Look out for it.
Yeah.
the first episode in the series, and he was telling us, you know, things like that.
Look out for it.
Yeah.
I think one of you said that the scars on John remind you of the scars on Ned from Robert's Rebellion.
Yep.
That was Manu.
He had it, man.
That was exactly what I was thinking.
I couldn't remember quite.
You got it.
That is exactly what he said, and it was a very nice touch.
I never noticed.
Yeah, exactly.
There's great continuity between, I mean, that's what this episode's about, right?
It's not just, again, the people that they've lost.
It's not just the emotional scars.
There's also physical scars that come with that,
and just as the interiority comes out onto the body.
Yeah.
But...
The heart of the episode!
This is... I don't even know how to talk about this this is getting the emotional again you want to sing this is the part talking about it no not yet so
this scene starts with tyrian discussing that everyone has fought the Starks, and now they're going to defend them, which, okay.
Um, what?
I just want to say, Brienne fought the Starks?
Uh, she didn't quite fight them,
but she was on an opposite faction to an extent when she was with Renly.
Okay, so let's go back to the beginning.
Brienne fought the Starks?
I mean, I think he's talking about it loosely,
because technically he's talking about Tormund fighting Jon. Okay, so Davos fought the Starks. I mean, I think he's talking about it loosely, because technically he's talking about Tormund
fighting Jon. Okay, so Davos fought the Starks.
Stannis did
not want to bow to Robb.
Same moment. Tormund fought the
Starks. Yeah, I think he's... To their face.
He's thinking about it very loosely, and Tyrion
is projecting... Patrick?
Patrick?
The Blackwater? It's not the Starks, I guess.
But,
I digress. Everyone was like,
oh yeah, you're right, I'm gonna chew these appetizers.
And they were like,
hey, House Stark, we believe in you.
Thanks.
Tyrion's all like, they'll live.
And everyone's like,
I don't think we're all
living, Tyrion. i literally think some of us
are gonna die like that's the thing that's happening here tonight closing time drinking
in their last night alive after some playful banter between all the parties and chloe's like
oh god why did i agree to this podcast i agree anyway first of all i love this little group exchange everything about people
coalescing around this fire to be like we're gonna drink together it just feels very real to me like
you know when everyone's left the party and they're like oh oh you're still here and people
just like gather around and they're just gonna have a drink together but it's the end of the world anyway yes it is the end of the world and everybody has
nothing left to lose right we saw aria who now has nothing left to lose um and no one who has
nothing left to lose i should say and they're drinking in their last night alive and there's
some playful banter between all the parties.
Jaime demonstrates then, finally, that any knight could create a knight. After Tormund kind of provokes it, Jaime Lannister knights Brienne of House Tarth,
the Evenstar, the Oathkeeper, the Guardian of Winter.
And it's real. Wester man it's real it's fucking
real everyone cried during the scene i what i love about this scene is like brian says she doesn't
really care about it but like obviously she fucking cares about it and then she's like exchanging
looks with pod when she says she doesn't care and pod's like really yeah you do like he's like i
know you do i've been with you this whole time. And then, even though he's her student,
when she's offered the chance to become a knight,
she looks at him and he kind of gives
the smallest, the smallest
nod and gives her that nudge
of courage to do it. Like, good boy.
It's so beautiful. Yeah, and I want to read
a couple of these quotes that just
really put me in this mode for
Brienne of Tarth, right? There's a quote from
Sansa where she says,
there are gods and there are true knights too. All the stories can't be lies. And then of course,
Barristan, it is chivalry which makes a true knight, not a sword. Without honor, a knight is
no more than a common killer. It is better to die with honor than live without it. And then, of course,
Baylor breaks beer about Duncan the Tall.
This man protected the weak
as every true knight must.
And finally, one for the annals,
one for the history books,
one for Samwell Targaryen, whatever.
What?
I don't know. It's a new Targaryen whatever. What? Charlie.
I don't know.
It's a new theory.
No, I'm just kidding.
Are you telling me Sam and Jon get married?
One for Samwell Tarly to write down in the Song of Ice and Fire that will be recorded in history in the Citadel.
In the name of the warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the father, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth, a knight of the seven kingdoms.
As soon as he said that, I was just like, she is a knight of the seven kingdoms! I was crying.
Westeros could change.
You know?
This is the core of the story.
This is the Northerns,
the Northerners fighting for independence.
Sansa and Theon hugging
and Theon pledging to give his life up to House Stark.
You know, you get that line from Wyla
I mentioned earlier, Wyla Manderly.
Westeros can change, people can be
good again, people aren't all
Cersei's and Littlefinger's
and Tywin's, that's not what
all of Westeros is, you know, the world
is big but little people can turn it around
uh, it's
Brienne
a knight of the seven kingdoms
exactly
keeping this, a true of the seven kingdoms.
Keeping this... A true knight.
A true knight who remembered her vows.
Even though she hadn't taken them, same as Dunk.
Same as Dunk.
She upheld them.
And then Jaime knights her with the counterpart to her sword.
Ice is back, baby.
It's just an incredible scene.
Two swords.
One love, one family.
Connected again.
One faith aside.
Oh my god.
I mean, what is there to say about the scene?
And then the way she smiles afterwards
and everyone just claps and applauds.
You're like, Ser Brienne of Tarth!
And everyone's just so genuinely
happy for her and she's like, she's
a knight and they just call her Ser Brienne
throughout the rest of the scene. It's so
important to me because it's like people
finally got to see it.
You know, it's not something hidden
like Dunk with his
knighthood, whether it happened or not as we've
discussed. Everyone
saw it. Everyone was was there they clapped it
was a thing it was uh it was nice that was i believe in this show i believe in it i never
thought i believe in it but here i am and it's interesting i'm a believer she's becoming a knight
in the north where they don't keep knighthood but at the same time she can do whatever she wants now
as you said westeros can change just like all the
characters in this show changed like out in the courtyard the mormons allegedly jorah mormon has
changed they are bickering jorah and his uh cousin and then sam comes out and he too has changed thanks to jay or mormont the father of
jorah and thus he gifts jorah heartsbane you know i'll take it it was a nice scene i'm not gonna be
upset about it i like the liana bits and her being like no i'm not gonna go to the crypts
like her standing there in armor being like how dare you you shame me? Like, I'm the lady of our house. I will die with my people.
Why would you ever think I, a child, would go to the crypts?
Like, come on now.
It was touching.
It was just touching.
And I like that Sam gave him the sword.
I don't know if I agree slash really like it, but it was whenever I liked it.
It's whatever.
It was a thing.
Yeah, I think there's already enough Lianas down in the crypts don't you think we come back to that scene with jamie and brienne and torment and pod and tyrian and davos and they
are out of wine and tyrian says well how about a song who could sing and of course as we know in
the story brianna is not a singer it's her thing. And they go all around the circle.
Davos can't sing.
And finally, they land on Podrick.
And we learn why Podrick did not pay the sex workers for their service in the story.
Because of his glorious, melty, croony voice.
It's like brown sugar melted down.
It's beautiful.
And he sings a song.
And my friends of the fandom this was
this was too much if you have not watched this episode if you're listening to our episode and
somehow haven't seen it i really want you to just even watch this scene because it was touching
because it's set to a montage and it's heart-wrenching. But first, we gotta talk about Jenny and Dunk,
the Prince of Dragonflies.
Yes, and it's poignant because Jenny,
for whom this song is about,
her husband is the namesake of Brienne's ancestor, Dunk.
Prince Duncan the Small was named after Duncan the Tall.
The Tall.
The Tall.
Yes, and Prince Duncan had a marriage all arranged, a Baratheon marriage nonetheless,
with his father's friend.
Lionel.
Had a marriage arranged.
Yep, Lionel.
And Duncan fell in love, much like Robb Stark, much like Rhaegar Targaryen.
Because Robb doesn't really technically fall in
love with jane in the books no he just bangs her but i mean you know you know what i mean we don't
what are the books basically they both have crowns and they didn't uphold their duty to that crown
and duncan sets aside his betrothed and goes off and elopes and marries Jenny of Oldstones and that is his bride and
he abdicates his throne
and his crown
so that he can be with this common woman
who is called Lady Jenny politely at
court.
Lady Jenny of course is friends with
this woods witch who is the ghost of
Highheart. The ghost of Highheart!
Yes, she has visions
and she always will trade a vision for a kiss and a song from Tom of Seven Streams.
And she has this really great imagery similar to the kindly man at the House of Black and White with the worm in his eye and Arya plucking it and kissing him to gain entrance to the House of Black and White.
And that's kind of how I feel with that.
Hold on.
So something you said just made me think of something during the Blackwater
in the books where Sansa thinks that the hound took a kiss in the song and he
didn't.
That's all.
Yes.
The unkiss.
I don't know.
Yes.
The price.
That's all.
No,
I like that.
It was similar,
similar words.
And that's kind of why at the beginning of the episode, mentioned you know like that's what i see happening in his future but
you know the jenny and dunk stuff really reminds me of tristopher mudd and his hammer uh tristopher
the fourth i i presume and his parallels to gendry uh how he ruled from Oldstones, back when Oldstones was this colony that was thriving.
And Oldstones is, of course, where Jenny comes from.
So I've always had this little theory that since Tristopher ruled with his warhammer and a beard from Riverlands and from Oldstones,
I always wanted Arya and Gendry to recolonize Oldstones and make that their seat.
And Arya, you know, be the Lady of the South and Gendry as well
be the king. I don't know.
I liked it a lot.
Yeah, I mean, what if
Ned was right? What if Arya
thought that's not me? I don't know.
Anyways, the montage.
The song and the montage.
Pod's voice is dreamy and the montage
is heartbreaking.
Yes, it begins with Sam and Gilly in bed with little Sam, who is now no longer a baby.
Yeah, he's a young toddler.
He is.
He grew.
I'm proud of him.
Aw, four years.
He did great.
I'm proud of him.
It took him a while.
And then...
Man, them laying in bed is just...
They look so safe and serene and like the next morning
doesn't have to come. Yeah.
And I wanted to protect them.
Yeah, or whenever
they hear the horn
and they're just looking at each other like this is it.
Yep.
And then you have Sansa and Theon
and they're both eating and they're out
in the yard exchanging this
moment together because they've shared a lot.
I love them. I really do.
And the next scene, you get Arya.
She's awake in bed, just sitting there while Gendry is asleep, thinking.
Yep.
And then as the Unsullied go out and get ready to fight, Missandei shares a last passionate kiss with Grey Worm
right before he rides off.
And right before she dies.
It's so sad.
It's anyone's game, but...
Yep, the title of next episode, Anyone's Game.
Of Thrones. Game changer.
Honestly, even
the Jorah stuff was, like, compelling.
He's somehow the only likable person
on Dany's team.
I was gonna say there's varies, and I was like, nah.
Dude, he was in this episode! Did you see him?
He had no lines. But he was there.
He was there last episode.
And he had, like, a line and a half,
right? Last episode? Yeah.
Talking about how, like, the young don't
like old people or some shit.
Yes. Yes.
Yeah. Yeah. And, I mean, I don't know the tyrian and jamie stuff
especially this episode was really compelling oh yeah they act so well together yeah and then as
the song ends we come down into the crypts where of course here lies leona stark rip yeah rip and Here lies Lyanna Stark. Rip. Yeah. Rip.
Danny is like, oh, this is a little weird.
Little weird.
Yeah, so Jon's like, this is Lyanna Stark.
And Danny's like, oh, that's awkward.
I heard some stuff about her and my brother.
And she's all like, he raped her.
And Jon's like, no, dude, I'm the heir.
I'm the son.
Yeah, and Danny's like, so you heard it from your best friend and your brother?
Like, that's pretty fucking suspect, right?
That's basically official. Yeah, and Jon's like, no, it's true.
She's like, I don't know, dog.
Yeah, she tells Jon that he would be the last male heir of House Targaryen
and therefore have a claim to the Iron Throne.
But it's interesting she doesn't state it at that point, right?
Because that means actually that Jon's claim is stronger than hers
by the agnostic primogenitor that the House Targaryen practiced.
Yeah, absolutely.
And it's just such a different world now, right?
Compared to what it was when any of these things could happen for Targaryens
yeah it's anyone's game
it's anyone's game over
but as
she's pulling away from him and she's you know
very upset about this
and that he would believe
them because it threatens
her claim and
she's already been feeling pretty fucking lonely and Jon's
not been helping about any of this at all.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
It's ghost.
No, it was me doing three blasts, right?
Yes.
I love that they kept that, right?
That they had one blast earlier when Ed and them came back.
Like, that they kept those things from the Night's Watch,
and here they have the three, which obviously means...
Yes.
So, there's an undead horse that we see,
and then it pans up to the White Walkers here.
Yeah, and no one can convince me that this isn't supposed to remind us
of the end of season two
as Sam is on the other side of the wall
and like, oh, look, there they are.
So, Jenny's song.
Jenny's song.
Do you think,
so is this going to have implications
on Danny and John's relationship?
Because everybody is saying, you know, this is this going to have implications on Danny and John's relationship?
Because everybody is saying, you know, this is Jenny and Don't give up his throne to be with Jenny.
I'm going to be real right now.
And I think it's not.
I think in the books, a lot of the songs telegraph moments that we should see but George didn't want
to write Jenny's song right
he felt he couldn't do it justice
I think that there's a lot of
already existing strong thematic
connections between Jenny and
Dunk and then Brienne
and Liana and this
and that yeah and like the other lyrics about it
being about the ghosts
of people and I don't
know that it means anything
further than that.
That's just my opinion. I don't know.
What do you think? A lot of people
have been all like, oh, this means Jenny
survived. I'm like, no. What?
I think she perished in Summer
Hall like the rest of them.
I read that song very differently
then. Yeah, absolutely. But people assumed it because of this, summer hall like the rest of them i read that song very differently then yeah absolutely but
people like assumed it because this and uh i think that's silly but i don't know it was beautiful
and it was great and i'm very excited to have it so yeah i read never wanted to leave is kind of
it's bittersweet but the bitterness is she didn't want to leave and therefore died. Yes, exactly.
But to channel it along, we did get a great message slash tweet from our buddy KW Dent,
who runs the Blood of the Podcast.
If you have a chance to check him out on Twitter and on Podbean,
he asked, the character you're least prepared to let go of,
who has the highest chance of dying next week?
There's so many people.
Yeah, there is. It's anyone's game.
Anyone's game.
Maybe
Bran?
I don't know
if Bran's going to die next week, but I
have this terrible feeling that
if the idea is that magic might leave
the world, that Bran has to die at some point.
And I'm just like, but he was just a little boy.
I don't think Bran's going to go this episode.
I don't think it's possible for him to go this episode.
I think it's a little too soon.
However, it's anyone's game, as we've discussed.
And I think we're going to see Theon go, and I'm not happy or ready
for that. No. Theon's my son.
Theon's literally
in the line of fire from the Night King.
So, that's...
Yeah. He's right there. Yeah.
He's guarding the person the Night King wants
right now.
And you know how those things go.
Looks at Hodor. Yeah.
And you think that's bad.
I also think we need to keep an eye on Podrick.
I like Pod.
I don't...
This is probably blasphemous.
I'm not gonna be super, I think, fucked up, but I'm leaving.
Maybe I could be.
Maybe I could be.
I think I'll be sad because i think they'll do it right i think they're gonna give some characters some send-offs
next week yeah um who else either missandei gray worm that's gonna really be sad apparently yeah
it's like obviously one of them is dying i don't know which one i've i've kind of grown close to
it yeah you know i've kind of grown fond of it i've grown fond of them is dying. I don't know which one. I've kind of grown close to it. I've kind of grown fond of it. I've grown fond of them
individually.
As made up as some of that crap was,
I was like, oh, that's sad.
So.
I think. Who else?
I don't know, but next week's gonna suck.
You know what? Here's my wild card.
Melisandre's gonna come back and she's
gonna die. You think she's gonna die?
I don't even know. What is she doing in the
story right now?
I don't know, but she's probably gonna do some fire shit.
Yeah. I think she's gonna-
she has to come back sometime, right? It's already
three episodes in. She's gotta come back already.
It almost looked like she was in one
of the promo pictures with her dress, like
her dagged sleeves were in a picture in the crypts.
So I almost wonder
if, like, maybe she'll be in the crypts so i almost wonder if like maybe she'll be
in the crypts and she'll save them and give them time to be able to go on i think that could be
interesting i think that'd be good um she lived a good life is that right she lived she lived a
lot of stories and seasons so uh yeah i don't know
I think there are other characters
I'm reluctant to say I'm letting go of
but I'm just also like
I don't know that I'm
sure that they die next week but obviously
that's the show right they're gonna surprise me
and be like alright this person's dead I'm gonna be like oh word
oh word
yeah oh worst
yeah
I think there's gonna be some surprises i don't think we're
gonna love all of it but it's gonna hit us raw for sure but of course you get to see how it uh
hits us and how raw we will be next week oh my god well keep coming back you guys thank you for
listening we uh we're having way too much fun with these episodes they're
so long and so fun uh there's just so much to dig into and so much lore we can discuss of what the
episode's based on and we're having a blast so thanks for listening you guys to our game of
thrones season 8 coverage not only did this episode feel like a send-off for a lot of these characters
like it's just a reminder we've come this whole journey like it's
time for the clothes it's become this whole journey together as a fandom like look we've all come here
together and we're saying goodbye to this and this time here's to the nights we felt alive here's to
the how do the fucking rest of these lyrics go nope i'm not helping you right now you just have
dug your own grave grave Gravedigger. Oh.
So you're saying I'm one of the whites
that gets reanimated
and comes back. I thought you were saying
Dork the Game. Oh, wow.
Triple entendre. That's why
you love me.
Oh my god.
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