Girls Gone Canon Cast - His Dark Materials S1E1: Lyra's Jordan
Episode Date: November 8, 2019Spiral into an all spoilers cast on everything in (and out) of Lyra's world. Find out what the girls liked (and didn't), and pour one out for Tony Makarios, who will never get the screentime he deser...ves. Â -------------------------- Eliana's twitter:Â https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:Â https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog:Â https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter:Â https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog:Â www.liesandarborgold.com Intro Waltz Of The Skeleton Keys by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061 Â Â
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Hello everyone and welcome to Girls Gone Canon.
Watches His Dark Materials.
This is the television show.
We are watching His Dark Materials, Season 1, Episode 1, Lyra's Jordan.
I am one of your hosts, Eliana.
You might know me as GlassTableGirl, or as Arithmetric, depending on where you are.
I am another one of your hosts, Chloe.
You might know me from the internet as LizaNarver on Twitter, Tumblr, or LizaNarverGold.com.
Well, everyone, it's here.
After 16 years of waiting, I finally got a live-action adaptation of Historic Materials.
I'm kind of a spoiled brat. I just stumbled upon it and got it now. I feel entitled. Is that a feeling? Should I be feeling that?
No, I think this is a gift. Everyone is special.
Chloe.
Everyone is special. I'm special is what you're saying i am
indeed saying that yeah i mean like you know i guess there's the other there was the movie and
that was like fun we watched that of course patrons got to listen to our takes on that and
surprisingly this episode draws quite a bit from it and you know that set the bar for me this was a this was a good adaptation that
we got just just the other day it was uh it's hard i got to watch it so i guess a bit of backstory
if you guys have not listened to us let's start off from the top that we usually are covering
books analyzing books we have at this point in time almost finished Northern Lights, The Golden Compass
by Philip Pullman. This podcast
will be all
spoilers for the main three books.
So,
The Golden Compass, Northern Lights,
Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass.
We will be discussing
components of those books as they
appear on screen or as we see nods to
them. If you have not read
that far please log out or if you want to be spoiled stay on we'll spoil you we'll spoil you
real good spoil you rotten rotten even yeah but um we are covering the show we are finishing up
the first book as i mentioned we also cover a song of Ice and Fire and have covered season eight of Game of Thrones on HBO as well.
So we are very excited to start off with a new BBC HBO produced show.
Yep. And we might every now and then touch on some of the information that is in Philip Pullman's ongoing series, The Book of Dust, which, of course, intersects with the ongoings in his dark materials
yeah um if you have been privy to our northern lights golden compass coverage we do a dust
discussion at the end where we spoil a little bit of what's to come in the books so this whole
episode will be a dust discussion is what we're saying but we also
do a dusty discussion where i get to monologue a little bit until eliana finally finally finishes
labelle sauvage and the secret commonwealth will you be done by the end of this show i think i
could be if you if i uh commit to it i could be i i don't have any plans this coming weekend
really you can get through a good chunk i could potentially do it if I remember to do that and not just watch trashy television shows, which, let's be real, is a great love of mine.
Lyra's Jordan and expands it a little.
User Twittagaze,
who, if you are not following and you are a big fan of His Dark Materials,
whether it be the books,
whether it be the television show,
even though it literally just started,
glad you're on board
if you have never read it
and decided you're in.
This is it for you.
You're in love, right?
You have to be following Twittagaze.
They are one of the premier i think
sources for information about his dark materials but they they reported that the episode titles
of season one at the very least are named after chapters within northern lights slash the golden
compass there's a few chapter changes right when it comes to Northern Lights versus Golden Compass. So there's no Mortal Kombat chapter
in this for us Americans. There is no Chun-Li.
There's no Chun-Li.
But another interesting title
change was that the first episode was
originally Roger. That was what
was released to the public. And then it changed
to Lyra's Jordan, the
chapter name, and of course Lyra's Oxford.
I will say that before I knew
that they were named after chapters
and knowing that back when we thought that the episode was entitled roger for the first episode
then learning that it wasn't i thought maybe roger will be the name of the last episode
me too i was fooled yeah we all were we were betrayed we were bam we were the betrayed we
were bamboozled i was bamboozled and i was bamboozled. And I was ready to risk it all.
For that chapter title.
I was risking it
for the Roger Biscuit.
She's gonna bet our podcast.
Someone else
can be one of our hosts.
Not me.
Fuck them kids, Mrs. Coulter.
That's actually how she feels.
That's why she and Azrael get along. Both of them. They're like, we have a kid together? Fuck them kids, Mrs. Coulter. That's actually how she feels. That's why she and Asriel get along, you know, both of them.
They're like, we have a kid together?
Fuck them kids.
Fuck them kids.
So I thought we should talk about this wonderful question and quote
that I read in an interview from Pullman
before we even launch into all of this.
Frances Harding, a children's N.Y.A. author,
asked, if you could lead a revolution in someone else's
world what world would it be and pullman said what an interesting question i'd lead a revolution in
the narnia story and i'd put susan at the head because she was the one who was turned away at
the end because she was growing up and she was interested in boys let susan lead the revolution
of the rejected in Narnia.
I just thought that was such a great, just a great little passage for those that are huge fans of fantasy. Whether you're coming to this as someone who is fine getting spoiled and has
not read the books, whether you're coming to this as a book reader, I think this story takes
what a lot of us read in childhood as Narnia, or as some of us might not have read in childhood and is read now. I wonder if that is something that really should lead how we feel about this,
right? This is a different fantasy that we're about to embark on. It's the people that have
the power and how they use that power and their emotions and look at Coulter and the things she
does. And it's chilling. It's a different creepy fantasy, right?
And it's closer to reality than I think a lot of people think.
Yeah, it absolutely is.
And I think part of the way that the books end, right,
is to put you back into your own world
and say you have something that you need to do, right?
You have seen heroes here.
Now go do that in your life.
You lead the revolution.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I think we're going to see a lot of a revolution,
and I think it's going to revolve a little bit about this girl.
This girl named Lyra.
Lyra.
Lyra.
Lyra.
Thanks, Kate Bush.
It's the award-winning end theme song of the golden compass for those of you who are like
why did i sing lyra right now oh my god wait wait girls gone compass no it's a contender but no
we'll think about it the whole season was originally rated r and then got turned to tv 14
it really needed to be tv 14 i mean it's a show based on books that
a lot of us read when we were that age i i think it's i would have been mad if it weren't accessible
for younger audiences like if the 14 year olds and under get the metaphors good yeah good for
them they're smart kids i think it's already like inaccessible to younger audiences because it's on hbo right but right just like you know it's kind of bullshit that
sesame street is on it but whatever but you know here's my theory my pet my demon theory if you
will about it so i guess they had to modify the monkey so it didn't have a dick that's really
like this is legitimately what Chloe thinks.
Yeah, that's how I'm going to lead.
Yes.
That's how I'm going to lead.
Yes.
Walk us through it.
The brand, the species, the brand, the, what do we want to call it?
Literally, species.
The type of monkey.
Yeah, literally, the species, this monkey, Coulter's monkey, it's kind.
It's not a golden, I know it's not a golden lion tamarin because I know those. Those are cuter. No, but there's a name for it. Is it's not a golden i know it's like not a golden lion tamarin because there's like i know
those those are cuter for it is it a gibbon whatever it is it's genitalia is prominent and
i don't know i'm just saying maybe they cut it because that was just too much
you know for the for the people for that was why tv 14 had to happen because the monkey
this show could have something going for it.
I'm optimistic.
How are you feeling going into this episode?
Are you optimistic?
Yeah, I've waited 16 years for this and I already know what bad looks like.
And I know that this is not bad, okay?
I don't even know if I've waited 16 years for anything.
I've seen what bad looks like.
You looked at it.
It literally did.
It looked back. Literally, Chris Weitz tweeted us. It looked at it literally did it looked back literally chris whites tweeted us it looked back it did and i'm sorry for him right this was that was clearly not
his vision but like i know we already got that and so this is already like better you know
i guess i feel bad i mean i know the time has passed right like it's
it's 12 years later chris whites does not probably want to return to golden compass
but i also feel like he like deep down it's like just call me i'm here i mean maybe they might have
because like again a lot of the direction and a lot of the way that some of the scenes were adapted
are very similar to what he wrote.
Watching a lot of this, it felt like Chris Weitz's script came to life in a lot of ways in the beginning.
Yeah.
We'll get into that a lot more, but there were a lot of similarities, a lot of stage directions that I was like,
I mean, that does go to show. And you guys, if you want to hear more about this, please, you need to check out our Patreon episode.
Last month's patron-only episode was for five dollar and up patrons about the golden compass and what what happened
in that movie what did happen in that movie what didn't happen in that movie a lot actually well
we had some we definitely had some back uh background info for you guys some script info
some info from like you said earlier to itag, who is very knowledgeable about some of the stuff that went on with production.
Some interviews with Pullman, some interviews with Weitz, just a lot to piece together to say,
hey, this is what happened. It wasn't Chris Weitz's fault. Defend Chris Weitz at all costs. But
it was someone else who actually is still owning the rights and we are shills we will never talk
about it so we want to talk instead be a historic material show i who gets paid eight million
dollars by hbo every fucking wish i wish oh my god hbo hire us you can go through expensive
film school right no one's ever done that before. No one, ever, and didn't get
big TV shows
just handed to them.
I could be handed things.
I love being handed things. Hand me things
all day long, HBO!
We did get some emails
and tweets of note. We do these
in our regular, everyday episodes.
And by everyday, I mean
once a week, depending on the brand you follow.
We have a friend named Shadow Fox on Patreon
who sent us a message saying they've watched the first episode.
They have some concerns,
which I think we'll probably address these today for sure.
They think James McAvoy was wooden and not convincing as Asriel.
They found that strange.
He is a good actor and they hope that will change.
I kind of felt similar, but we'll talk about it. Yeah, my partner felt similarly. Okay, we'll talk
about it now. I don't know if I felt like it was like that wouldn't, but I did. I felt like there
were moments where he slipped into the skin for me and I was like, yes, I think Stelmaria, which
we'll talk about Stelmaria because what a queen, but Stelmaria helped uh and i feel like maybe he was just painted a little
sympathetically it could just be like sometimes pilots are rough right and it's a pilot yeah
for me it was mostly his performances right at the beginning of the episode that i found strange
uh i found his other performances better yeah agreed agreed but also a lot of his performances right are for the
most part like frantic etc and maybe it's just like really difficult i'm not an actor i only
did it i mean i'm imagining at this point that like a it can only get better right like there's
no way this show could get worse it's not the golden compass right like there's no they have
so much to work with and they're obviously using source material.
This is something that I'm, like, jumping all over.
It's like, there's subtle knife laced in here.
There was even a couple of hints of the amber spyglass.
The subtle knife.
Yes.
Very subtly.
Subtly laced.
And there's even some stuff from La Belle Sauvage and even possibly some Commonwealth in here.
I feel like they're being
very true to source material. They're world building. I think episode two can only get
better. Like you said, this is a pilot. This is the first episode. So this is the worst I feel
like it can get. So now imagine James McAvoy frantic in the finale. Yeah, I think maybe as
he spends more time with the character, maybe he'll settle into it more. Who knows? But he is a good actor, as said, and I mean, I'm sure and I know Shadowfax isn't the only one who felt that way.
flowing and that it could just be first episode jitters i'm really hoping so because the preview looks really good and that there are definitely several differences from the books i did mention
this on our regular his dark materials podcast for northern lights and golden compass in the
last episode episode seven uh there are differences and they aren't that egregious i i can understand
too he says i can understand why they did that I can too there are a few things we're definitely
going to comment on Tony
deserves better
and then
definitely Shadow Fox finishes
with Ruth Wilson changed it all
she's amazing highlighted the episode
I know right mommy
he's quietly
optimistic for the rest of the show and that's kind of
how I feel too.
The first, so I saw it at my local free public library.
They did a really cool thing with HBO.
They had a free pre-screening about a week before the show came out.
And it was really good.
It was a good time.
I enjoyed it.
They did a scavenger hunt.
It was fun.
There were pictures.
I got to take a picture with Eorik.
I'm happy.
But I saw it then. I don't know if I would say I'm under I wasn't underwhelmed I was whelmed I was like okay
it felt safe almost I was like okay that was safe there were some good choices adaptationally
speaking that I really loved uh there were a couple things I was like hmm I hope this doesn't
going forward do anything you know what I mean Like doesn't affect how I feel going forward, but I think it was fine. I think it was fine. And now that I've watched it a second time, I feel really positively about it. I think the second watch really cleared it up for me because the first one, I was like, I don't know, I'm worried. I've seen other things that I love get ruined. But this one I felt better about yeah I think I felt positively
from the get-go I mean I also just had like a lot of like excited energy so right and I didn't have
like it wasn't like for me seeing Harry Potter right like on opening night as a kid that's that's
kind of what I was trying to in my mind like be like what does this feel like um I didn't get that
excited that I was excited excited I was excited but I didn't get that excited. I was excited, excited. I was excited.
But I wasn't brimming.
So I think that might have affected it too.
The second time re-watching it
and thinking about what I was going to actually say
tonight with you, I was like,
okay, I'm into it.
I'm really into it.
I already had a lot of things to say
that I was excited to remark upon
as I was watching it the first time through.
We're going to obviously get into that in a bit so um maybe a few more comments we want to get through though uh fanny and mass on twitter i'm lee scoresby's less favorite daughter
had to read her name appreciate that as i'm repping some seraphina pakala love right now
they said they really enjoyed the episode.
One little tear evidenced
my emotion for Roger when he shouted to
Azriel. Big mood.
Such a pure little boy. I love him already.
Yes!
The Gyptians are everything I hoped for
and more. Yes.
And I even liked Marisa as a character.
I trusted her. Oh yeah.
I felt that. They did a character. I trusted her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I felt that.
They did a great job of delivering her.
To me.
Wow.
There's that.
There's Roger.
I actually now have some thoughts about Roger thinking about this and the way that they played him in this episode and what it could mean for later episodes.
Which I didn't expect to think to address until this moment.
So more Roger thoughts, right? which I didn't expect to think to address until this moment.
More Roger thoughts, right?
From ThirdEyeCrow at HeisenbergGoat on Twitter.
Says, really enjoyed that first episode.
Great cast.
The bar stewards haven't nailed it with Roger. His cute, innocent, stupid face is bound to make me cry.
It's guaranteed.
Yes.
I love how they always give Roger a cute, stupid face face the nose on the last one the nose just want to pinch
you just want to and even in this one his cheeks you just want to like yeah pop them yeah superb
looking set sets the scene nicely and introduces you to a lot also for people in the uk i feel
there is added layer to the show, which will make it incredibly popular.
And that is the day of the week it's shown and the time of day being on a Sunday before the watershed will broaden its appeal to a primetime family audience.
And for anyone born before 1990, it may bring back fond memories of previous literary adaptations from BBC, like Five Children and It or The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe which aired on Sundays.
Someone take these member barriers
away from me. Obviously the UK gets
this a day before us.
I did get to see this before everybody.
Don't hold it against me. I won't get to do it again.
I'll be late next week. I'll be late the week
after that. So I have had
days to stew on this.
We're moving to the UK. Yeah, we're all moving.
By the end of the season, Eliana and I will have our new home.
No, we have to do it during the season, and then we move back to the US at the end.
Maybe our demons will settle.
We don't know.
I just love that.
I love the lore and kind of just like, this has been something special, not just for people
in the UK, but for people everywhere that have read this forever like you who introduced me to this
I am very grateful for that because I would not
have known this or read this without you
it feels very
special I do feel like I'm intruding a little
bit on some people here like having
opinions on this I'm like am I intruding
on people and their opinions because I
just loved this I didn't
have the 16 years I didn't
have all that and I wish i did i'm uh
i'm disappointed i didn't i'm guessing it could have been you know i don't know why i don't know
why i didn't read it i'm guessing it was maybe the two-year difference uh spoiler eliana is two
years different for me two right two years different different there's two years worth
of differences between me and chloe two years worth but you had two years i
did not to love them is what i'm saying and i feel like maybe i missed the boat somewhere you know
what i mean like somewhere in childhood i missed it and i wish i didn't because i love them yeah
i mean i don't know what it is i don't know it was on a reading list for one summer i was like
that's a cool sounding book i read that i was like all right i need to know everything now typical oh that's how i was too here i am yeah so i don't know i
don't think there's any intrusion i think the beauty of books and stories is you come into it
when you do and sometimes they come to you at the right point in your life and if they don't they'll
they're with you for when you need it i mean mean, I also was raised Roman Catholic and went to catechism.
I felt really guilty reading the third book.
I was like, is Jesus going to be mad at me for reading this?
And see, now reading it as an adult only, I feel like that gif of Elmo where there's flames in the background.
But not because of this book.
You feel that way all the time.
I mean, also, also yes but especially now like specifically i feel that right now
so i guess let's jump into this right that was a good intro i think i think we all are ready
to get dusty get dusty we're up all night to get dusty is that gonna be on the
soundtrack do you think lauren tell us i did i did in fact like some of those intros so
starting off right we have the dust intro um in the golden compass interestingly they did it as a
voiceover and now they've decided to just... Put the voice.
Yeah, they just had it written out, like, I don't know, in Star Wars.
It's definitely HBO style, right? Like, all of this is.
They give, like, the subtle, like, here's the words on the screen, and they're sprinkled in dust.
And it gives us this little mini detailed breakdown for everyone who's new.
Talks about the prophecy prophecy highlights prophecy and destiny apart
from each other we break in after that to as real and i did really love some of the stylistic
details in how they put together just this text right like when they explained about the sacred
bond between human and demon i was like okay so we're just really gonna only put it up here and
tell everyone which makes sense especially because you don't get the slow reveal and understanding from the books.
But the H in human gets sliced.
Okay.
It gets sliced in the way that the His Dark Materials logo is.
And I was like, oh, interesting.
And also it happens again when they're explaining about a child in prophecy.
The word child has that slice as well so right from the jump
you're getting that tie into what's gonna
likely happen at the end of the season
and throughout it
with the severing
which fascinatingly they don't bring up the severed child
or a question of is it a severed child
in that library scene
but we'll get to that in a second
yeah I thought that was
interesting too they didn't talk about the kid at all or like that was the one thing that they
didn't highlight but we will uh lyra arrives via gyropter um azrael is wading through some
waist-high waters he gives lyra to the master of Jordan College. He claims Scholastic Sanctuary
and tells him he has no choice.
She's not safe with him.
Pan is very small.
I mean, I'm not wrong.
He is.
He is.
So this is actually, like,
not to break it early on,
but this is a total dusty discussion thing.
This is, is like a little
spoilery um i can't believe that they put in the very first scene a huge spoiler to the series not
a huge spoiler i mean you know she got to oxford somehow like we know lyra ended up there that's
like a we know yeah yeah there is some context to this that i won't spoil but there's dialogue from one of the
books of dust labelle savage uh there's a bunch of latin i don't think i can pronounce latin you
want me to try it you want to try sure everyone i didn't take latin i took two other romance
languages neither of them were latin so we're gonna do this uh best i can all right
Latin. So,
we're gonna do this as best I can, alright?
Secundum legum de refugio
scholasticorum protectionem
tegimentum que
huius collegii profilia
mea Lyra nomine
roposco. Look after her.
Scholastic sanctuary
for this child?
For my daughter, Lyra,
as I said.
She's not a scholar.
You'll have to make her into one then, won't you?
Bye!
That's literally it. That's what Asriel does.
And then he comes back later in this episode and says,
Money, please!
Money! Where's my money,
daddy? That's literally
literally
what Asriel money please
he's like here's this prophecy baby
but no like really that is what happens so um i loved that i love that they kept it in
obviously adaptationally speaking they cut a couple characters involved in this moment uh
i will detest them with my little petty heart till the day i die but i understand
why they did i would have done the same thing however there are other opportunities they could
have brought those people in and we'll talk about them later but first we need to speak about Lyra and Roger because next they introduce another super,
super just like iconic thing of Lyra and Roger.
Yes.
Just tomfoolery.
They're causing trouble around Oxford.
Lyra's jumping in the housekeeping area and messing things up.
They're disruptive.
We get to see Oxford.
It's pretty.
It ends with them drinking wine in the crypts.
They chat about demons dying.
They chat about demons settling eventually into one form
because right now children's demons change, right?
They change until they settle.
The transition's great too at the end.
There's a splash of wine from Lyra's mouth
and it transitions into another scene in the north with snow.
Overall, a great Roger and Lyra's mouth and it transitions into another scene in the north with snow overall a great Roger
and Lyra introduction I feel like we understand her and Roger's relationship in the episode
uh combining this scene and the crypts actually was a great idea it was a great like great strong
start good job they included two little nods to book readers in one for how fast the episode was
right like I feel like the pacing was a little weird sometimes and fast, but it covered four chapters of the story. And I feel
like we got our worth out of those four chapters. I feel like we really did. Like we spent sufficient
time with every relationship that we were shown. We had a lot of the important parts and they were
given like some time to breathe, like, maybe not a huge amount, but I think that it was good. And
like you said, it established the important
parts. For example,
as you said, Lyra and Roger's relationship.
Love, Roger. You little shit.
Just running first. I love it.
I love that Roger is given just
as every bit of much care
and characterization
as Lyra is. I like that
the scholars aren't stuffy
about the kids running around. They're busy doing whatever. They let the kids be kids. They scold Lyra is. I like that the scholars aren't stuffy about the kids running around.
They're busy doing whatever.
They let the kids be kids. They scold Lyra
a little. They're like, kids, what are you doing?
You're jumping into the laundry.
No one really scolds Roger, which I
appreciate.
I do appreciate that.
He stands to lose more, right?
He has nothing.
He's the lower class sometimes they get punished
but they're letting them be kids so you get a little sense of the culture there it's it's a
great little like childish playground and i do miss and i understand why they didn't include it
i feel like that they get into some of those hijinks with the drinking but the scene that
chloe and i loved from the books of them vomiting.
And Roger being like, dude, I literally
like this. And Lyra also
vomiting, like, yes, and I
do too.
That's my daughter, dude.
Yeah, we didn't get the thing of the
demons and the coins, though.
I was
bummed, but I kind of, I don't know,
maybe it's the Song of Ice and Fire Game of Thrones thing, but I was just like, at least it happened.
It's probably not even that important, right?
Yeah.
I mean, in a way, souls and shit, but...
It was cool.
I don't know.
It was cool.
It was very cool.
And I liked that she got haunted, but obviously they weren't going to show her getting haunted of it.
Yeah.
It wasn't plot relevant.
It'll be in our hearts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was all just so cute.
It was very cute.
Yeah.
And Roger does stand a lot to lose.
And it reminds me of what Juno, when the stepmom looks at the dad and is like, you know it wasn't his idea about Juno and Polly Bleeker having sex.
Like, you know it wasn't his idea.
Like, it was her idea.
And that's how I feel about Lyra with most things.
Like, you know it wasn't his idea.
Yeah, but it was kind of Roger's idea a little here.
He ran first.
He pushed it.
He pushed.
So I like that they're in it together in a lot of ways.
Next, we have Asriel exploring the North.
As you said said we transitioned
from that wine splash so mario's like literally keeping his shit together storm's bad he's taking
photograms he's on instagram instead of scaling a mountain asriel do it for the gram we gotta do
it for the gram still maria still maria's like dude that filter looks awful on you. Turn off Amparo and let's go.
He's like, IGTV.
IG Live.
Seems he has somewhere to be.
And then he comes back.
He yells at his manservant a little to help him get all of his evidence together.
And he's like, I'm going to Jordan.
Wow.
Big move.
And he's like, I'm going to take our friend with us.
And out comes this chunk of ice. Yeah, well, at least Asriel has a good head, not'm going to take our friend with us. And out comes this chunk of ice.
Yeah, well, at least Asriel has a good head, not on his shoulders, to go with him.
Nice.
Nice.
I thought that was great.
It's really good.
Stanislaus comes with him.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Okay.
Okay.
They put Stanislaus in.
I'm feeling good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, every little, little thing, right?
I was like, yeah, do it for me there's
quite a bit of setup in things for like even next season you know that's that's how i felt the whole
time i was like oh you're setting up a whole entire world yeah they did a lot i'm gonna be
able to move around in this next year stell maria is not only keeping azrael's life together she's
keeping this show together yeah her fur, her luxurious voice.
Mama, yes, I love
Stellamaria. That might be my favorite
demon so far. Her and Peon.
Her voice is so sultry. Very
sultry. Very like, we need
to get down the mountain now, Azrael.
Like, okay, I'll do whatever you
want, Stellamaria. I don't know. I thought
it was cool. I just thought she was a great
bit of this. Like, her tail, I want to pet it. i don't know i thought it was cool i just thought she was a great bit of this like her tail i want to pet it i don't know i don't know i don't think she wants
you to do that we weren't talking about what she wanted oh okay okay so let me have the opening
credits which it's so obviously hbo yeah yeah i do like it but it is obviously a lot of this
show screamed hbo quality right like everything is so well it's bbc yeah right that's what it
felt i think it's initially mostly produced by bbc it is but i could like feel the music and the
like okay the egyptians on their boat and the music they played, I was like
is Daenerys Targaryen flying in on her
dragons, right? It felt
very HBO, like, oh.
Cinema, art. It was funny.
I like it. I'm not saying it's bad
but it was something that I was like, okay.
I see your style.
The song, the
intro song is very much
so a bop. It kind of reminds me of a series of
unfortunate events is adaptation song a little like not like completely but just like the
behind it um we see some dust some sparkly dust on the alethiometer we see what i presume is the
metal alloy for the silver guillotine cover that was? Was that what that was? I don't know.
I didn't catch that one. Oh, that's interesting.
It was like a metal spring.
Yeah, it covers
just pay attention next time you watch it. It like covers
the alethiometer in a little coil.
It could be the metal alloy
for the guillotine and of course for
the subtle knife later. We begin
to see Lyra. She's standing kind of at an
edge of precipice looking out. You know, the a world armies stand behind her soul stands beside her we zoom
out beside her we zoom out to lee scoresby's balloon we see some stairs interesting those
stairs uh we see a zeppelin we zoom out all the way and see different worlds and even
a tease of one that looks like it could have
some wheeled creatures on it.
Some wheels and creatures, to be
specific. Not sure. Interesting.
I loved it. I loved seeing the
different worlds. I think
the show is really setting up well
for those next seasons. Something the Golden
Compass cut pretty much all of.
It's exciting to see things that would lend to these other worlds.
The upside down stairs are interesting.
I like the idea of a heaven reference,
right? Stairway to heaven.
And the other side of going
south, south to
underworld.
And I also thought, was there
a strange figure on the other side
of the stairs? Yes, I do believe that there is another figure on the other side of the stairs?
Yes, I do believe that there is another figure on the other side of the stairs.
If you zoom in, you don't have to just believe me or you.
No, I really think, and like I said, this is the things that we were saying of,
damn, they're really setting up some stuff already for later episodes for that they they kind of like already
had those nods right to the amber spyglass with those lenses yeah and i almost am like
i'm curious that they had this other figure because is the intro going to change to include
that figure more are they going to change that intro scene and include Will or what?
I would like to think that they will evolve it.
Why not?
They'll probably have the budget for it.
Like Thrones, right?
Same thing.
Yeah.
I think that's a fun thing for people to do.
Or you know how anime opening songs change every season?
Oh, yeah.
This is an anime now.
This is an anime.
But yeah, you were talking about the stairs,
and I really love the way that they portrayed that.
That's something that caught my attention immediately, because they're really drawing heavily from the artist M.C. Escher.
I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with his work.
He does a lot of you are familiar with his work. He does a lot of prints that have that very impossible-looking world of stairs that seem to be going into nowhere, the stairs that all feel like a Mobius strip, but it's a staircase. recognize him and he was very inspired by mathematics and art and while of course uh
his dark materials is a fantasy there is a bit to which pullman is drawing from and playing on ideas
of like science and stuff and and some physics but he's like giving it cute names like experimental
theology and you were talking a little bit about like that heaven and hell stuff. And M.C. Escher was also greatly influenced by Hieronymus Bosch, who is another artist famous for a triptych, depicts also the Garden of Earthly Delights. And on the one of the panels, right, is hell. And Escher did his own take on it and so I think that there's something really
poignant about pointing to Escher who a lot of his artwork was also inspired by
the Alhambra which has a lot of towers they a lot of them are called the Torres del whatever
insert thing here so I kind of wonder if to some extent their depiction of what sitagaze will look like is inspired by mc
escher i mean sitagaze is somewhere in between like kind of ancient but also really advanced
in terms of like their technology because of their their magic and experiments so alhambra of course heralds to that with the mediterranean um vibe but also was a place of
incredible art and you know bringing all of these together could make for some really great
inspirations for how they portray all of that then you have all of those different worlds and
then they all like become stagger along each other i love that scene. And they become like wafers and turn around.
All skinny.
Yeah, become skinny.
And you see sort of ripples coming out from them.
And I think that heralds to a lot of different ways
that you see this idea of the multiverse
or parallel universes portrayed in fiction.
Or every now and then,
you'll see it talked about in actual science.
But I mostly am familiar with it, of course, from science fiction,
which is inspired by that.
But one of the things it reminds me of is a little of that ripple effect.
Like the ripples is time and different universes,
a river or a lake and how one thing can ripple out to the others.
But I think another thing it kind of reminds me of is string theory,
which very much has to do with all of
those parallel universes. So each one of those
worlds almost became like a little string,
right? So I think it's fun
that they're bringing all these different visual motifs
to convey some of the
elements that are going to be in this story.
There are some animals
that I was like, why did they pick
these animals? It probably doesn't mean anything and just look cool
I wasn't sure if one of them was like a lion or a wolf
and the other was a goat
one was a wolf
I couldn't tell if it was a lion or a wolf
so it's interesting that it's a wolf
to me I did some research on the usage
of wolves in the bible
of course we understand what the goat is
the goat has been used as a motif in paganism and to as a stand-in for the devil in a lot of christian um visual depictions but
the wolf is interesting if it is that and in the bible wolves aren't portrayed very positively
they're very they're used often as like the idea of a vicious uh animal
and sometimes they're used quite often in this idea of like literally the wolf in sheep's clothing
that language comes up clothing and that's something that comes to play in this storyline
regarding people pretending to be what they're not trust yep yeah there's a lot in this intro that really excites me
i thought it was interesting too that in general there are these demon statues almost in oxford
right they're almost just like just regular animals but we know it's different that's their
soul those are the probably the demons of what forefathers who knows who had the gargoyles one
me no i don't know.
I don't actually know. Very 90s.
We're not going to get demons until we finish the Amber
Spyglass. That's when our demons settle. We already
discussed this, you guys. Discussed this.
I'm a child. Yeah, I'm 10.
I'm a 10-year-old boy.
I'm 10 and on the internet, what is this?
I'm a 10-year-old boy and all I
want to do is go on Neopets and talk about boobs.
I do want to go on Neopets and talk about boobs. I do want to go on Neopets.
I still do.
I made an old co-worker a Neopets account.
I was like, Kyle, this is your Neopet now, and I think that Neopet's dying.
Mine is like, my Neopets that I have left is like, Chloe Loves Alex, or some ex-boyfriend name.
Oh, I don't remember mine.
I wish I did.
I'm worried about them.
Oh my god so after the break we come back of this intro and lyra is in class with the librarian and i love this scene
so much yeah it's a really it's a really great scene she's being taught by the librarian only
magisterium approved things she's bored and then she oh, Asriel's coming into Oxford, so she tricks the librarian
into finding, like, a high-up book to read
to her. Then she sneaks
out, and then
she sneakily hides,
and then locks him out, and then she runs across the
rooftops to go spy on Asriel
and still Maria. Who's looking great.
The true star
of the show. I'm just saying,
like, she looks so good, she's slinking
her tail's all like
I'm a beautiful big cat
I love the librarian
says that they have to follow the rules
if they want to keep Scholastic Sanctuary
so
Sanctuary in general
we obviously know what Sanctuary means
Scholastic Sanctuary means no one can touch them
it's a big theme Sanctuary is a huge theme No one can touch them. Scholastic Sanctuary means no one can touch them. It's a big theme.
Sanctuary is a huge theme in La Belle Sauvage,
as you get through the story.
And it comes back up in the Commonwealth.
I think it's supporting, this detail in general,
is kind of supporting some of what's set up
and built in the world of the secret Commonwealth.
And I thought it was odd,
because this isn't something we see in the main three as much, right?
Scholastic Sanctuary isn't thrown out as this big theme in the main three books as much,
as much as it is kind of in the second two books of Sanctuary.
So I thought that was interesting that they chose to adapt that into this and keep that
in the world building.
It could just be world building of like this is the
world they live in but i also think that whole revolution around scholastic sanctuary is what's
important here that like that's going to come back in the future yeah i mean maybe they were just
really inspired by that scene in the disney adaptation of the hunchback of notre dame
where quasimodo is yelling sanctuary neverctuary! Never read the book.
I probably should.
I hear it's really good.
It is really good.
Have you read it?
Yeah.
Oh, it's a long-ass book.
That's why I haven't started it.
I can't even finish La Belle Sauvage.
My God.
I don't read books.
I think I read it in high school, actually,
now that I think about it.
I'm trying to think if it was a high school or college.
One of the two, but I read it.
It does take a little bit.
Takes some perseverance. It is a big one.
Think of all the CW shows I could watch in the amount of time.
No, I'm not going to do that.
But yeah, I think what I also really like about this scene,
and basically it's the whole first episode, right?
All this world building you see on the board. They don't use the term, but it's a bunch of technically experimental theology aka mathematics and it's funny how they're weaving
that together with the religion because in the middle of all this like i don't know math there's
a venn diagram of like earth and then the other one is heaven and hell and i found that really
interesting that heaven and hell are on the same plane in this venn diagram and not in separate worlds yeah and then she also like apparently lyra pays
attention enough in class to be able to recite things and be like can you read this very very
specific long thing to me and then she the scene actually in this library starts out with the librarian quoting a passage from the book of Genesis, but it has a twist on it, right?
Which is very fun.
And we get that entire passage in his dark, in Northern Lights slash the Golden Compass regarding demons.
And it takes place in the Garden of Eden.
And it's like,
And the woman said unto the serpent,
We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden,
but of the fruit of the tree,
which is in the midst of the garden,
God hath said,
Ye shall not eat of it,
neither shall ye touch it,
lest ye die.
And the serpent said unto the woman,
Ye shall surely not die,
for God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall
be open, and your demons shall assume their true forms, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and
evil. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the
eyes, and a tree to be desired to reveal the true form of one's demon, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her, and he did eat. And the eyes of them both were opened, and they saw the
true form of their demons, and spoke with them. But when the man and the woman knew their own
demons, they knew that a great change had come upon them. For until that moment, it had seemed they were at one with all the creatures of the earth and the air,
and there was no difference between them.
And they saw the difference, and they knew good and evil, and they were ashamed,
and they sewed fig leaves together to cover their nakedness.
The passage that is quoted in this episode is regarding,
and your demons shall assume their true forms
and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
So there's a lot of talk of demons settling.
You missed this thing in last night's His Dark Materials
that links to this other thing.
Like this should be everywhere.
That's like a very, like as far as subtext
and like a quiet like Easter egg goes,
this is a huge fucking easter
egg in my opinion not everyone i guess had very christian assholes i don't know maybe they did but
i maybe you should cut that out i didn't mean that it's like a dig i'm just like
i just feel like this is big this is a big one i was just like wow good job
i i i heard it and i knew it was like a bible passage off the top of my head i was like oh
is that genesis is that matthew i don't fucking remember but i'm i quit catechism okay no i didn't
actually i i got through catechism i don't know how i got through catechism but i got through
catechism we don't have to talk about it matthew's in the whole other testament exactly i don't know shit about shit dude but i got through catechism so imagine
all the people to get through and then go to work for the magisterium okay so i i stuck out to me
because when i reread the series as we did recently and are doing again right after having reread it. I loved this twist on the book of Genesis
because it felt like this great element of world building,
of showing, hey, this is how this is slightly different,
but similar to us,
and is a point of familiarity with, again, that twist on it.
And I kept waiting for more weird Bible passages
throughout the rest of
the books and we got none
but this one is kind of
a lot
I'm really like thinking about this and I'm like
they really read this
yeah
they did
that's amazing
this right here almost excuses all of the other sins
really
I would almost excuse the big sin capital B I thought this right here almost excuses all of the other sins. Really?
I would almost excuse the big sin.
Capital B.
Capital B for Billy?
Yep, but I would never excuse that because I'm not a fucking treasonous bitch.
Betrayal.
Betrayal.
I've been betrayed.
I just, we're going to get there, but I can't believe they did this to us so glossing past eliana's brilliant revelations
which one the one where the seal breaks we don't know different book different book that's literally
on the other side of the whole ass book chloe i don't know loads of books god so we get a mini
scene some of these scenes are like mini scenes, right? They're like a 30 second, one minute scene of the master and his demon.
They had been pouring over a lithiometer books, which I thought was a great, great, really nice thing.
Like I just, the scene is really nice.
It's so short, but it tells so much.
They're pouring over books and they have the lithiometer there.
And he looks up and says, Asriel's here. It's time. His demon encourages him and he looks up says asriel's here it's time
his demon encourages him and says yep you have to do it and did you know pullman's demon is a raven
i see it he loves birds like that crows ravens all of it he says they're clever he just says
he loves those burbs so the master is his self insert you know yes but I argue Malcolm
Polstead is too welcome to my
essay
one day I'll be able to read it
you know who knows when
Malcolm Polstead is my insert
honestly he's my son
fascinating
the master and the steward
try to poison Asriel
Lyra and Pan watch from the window
and then when asriel comes in he's totally about to drink it yeah idiot and then still mario says
some like sassy good stuff and lays it all down luxuriously and then jumps in breaks it on the
ground and asriel's like what and then he shoves the wine bottle up leaving her right and they're
like it's poison
lyra's waited to speak with him for a year and he's like all right great i have a job for you
just like i don't want a job he's like you have a job now and puts her in the little fucking
like i don't know pew nobody puts baby in the pew he does and he's like i want you to listen
to how everyone reacts to the word dust. Especially the master, though.
Yes.
True.
Specifically about dust.
And then later he's like, I'm not going to tell you about dust.
Bitch.
I kind of liked how he was cruel-ish in this.
I don't know, not cruel, but I like that he was not sweet to her or anything.
The sympathy cut itself, right?
We saw Asriel in the first scene.
You feel a little sympathy, like this guy's doing the best he can for his kid.
You see Asriel later and you know what I mean, bitch.
What we as an audience are presented in this TV show is different from what we as a girl's gone canon know.
Okay.
So he's presented a little sympathetically in the beginning of the episode.
And here, like it just shows he's kind of a dick.
He's a little mouthy.
He's all like, but I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about James McAvoy overall still, but I do think this was good.
I think that his acting from here on out was definitely good, especially second half of the episode, I think, was good.
Yeah, it was way better.
I loved Lyra said ain't, and she said it
like, perfect. Like,
Daphne Keene somehow said ent
or ain't, or I can't say it. I'm not
Daphne Keene. I'm not Lyra.
But she did, and she did it perfectly.
And it was just, I don't know, the sound of it
was good. Did anyone else feel this way? Or was it just me?
Because it just sounded good.
She's very cute and good as Lyra.
I think she's the right choice.
I do.
Yeah.
And when I heard that she was cast in this, I was like, clearly they're casting her as Lyra.
And it's a great choice.
You know, I wasn't mad.
I know a couple people were like, they couldn't put her in the closet but i
wasn't even mad about the closet in this like not being in the cupboard thing there's a shit about
the closet i so like i have the vision in my head of her falling asleep and the perfumed uh poppy
perfumed air and like her falling asleep in that closet amidst the robes and pan waking her up i see that in my
head but i'm not disappointed i think it was fine changing it to the window i get it this is something
that would save you like two whole minutes dude it's not even that i think that maybe the sneaking
in the hallway etc there was so much world building and so much back and forth between
her and pan of like are we gonna get punished are we not right and it's a great opening scene very fun for the books but you need something a little more dynamic
for a visual medium which is where they pulled this labelle savage crap and it came really well
to open with that um i mean the whole idea i i would argue like the whole idea obviously is that
like it's the anti-Susan, right?
A girl's in a closet overhearing a conversation she shouldn't.
It's interesting.
Very mega-Susan.
And I get that, the way he goes with the story.
He wants to just prove that, as we said at the top.
But I think it's fine here.
Even though, I mean, and I'll still enjoy
this beautiful vision in my head of, like,
the light smoke going up from the incensed poppy.
Not the incested poppy, but the incensed poppy.
I can still see that.
And this was fine, but I do think it was fine.
It is interesting that the Golden Compass actually did it with her in the closet, though,
and did her walking with Pan on the table and chairs and checking out what's going on in the retiring room.
The retiring room was a place, a place we never come back to but it was a very important
place yeah and this actually is a little similar right to the way they played in the golden compass
movie because in in the books lyra just peeps like no in! In terms of, don't drink the takei. But here...
She jumps out of the window.
Yeah, she jumps out of the window. She does the same
thing that she does in the movie, right? In terms
of knocking the glass out of Asriel's hand.
The
interactions between, like,
how Asriel acts towards Lyra, I think, feels
pretty accurate to the way he's portrayed
in the books. I get what
you're saying about, I understand how it can be meaningful
in the context of reacting to Narnia.
I'm fine with it not being the opening scene
if that is an issue.
I think that the establishment
of Roger and Lyra's relationship
is more important,
especially because in many ways,
Roger's a driving force
for a lot of her story.
Yeah, and they really put the focus on that i feel like in this episode and i think i would sacrifice that for the retiring room
absolutely yeah um maybe that makes us heretics i'm into heresy and that is what Asriel is preaching in the next scene
right the scholars watch
Asriel's little skit
the master opens up and he's
like Jordan will listen to you
but they can't be a place of gossip
and the master says a bunch of stuff
that we'll talk about in a minute read between
the lines Asriel prevents
Asriel presents some
photograms prepared in different emulsions one's just a normalish photo the other shows dust Asriel presents some photograms prepared in different emulsions.
One's just a normal-ish photo.
The other shows dust.
Asriel uses it as proof that dust is only attracted to adults in the photo without explaining it, which we'll talk about as well.
Like the Magisterium has been theorizing.
He shows them the Aurora and there is a city within it in that second emulsion, which puts the scholars in an uproar,
which actually I was happy about that,
very much so like the books.
Lyra is sitting there watching that beauty of that city,
and I loved that in my little shipper heart
because she was like, it's beautiful.
And I was like, you have no clue
what you're going to find there, Lyra.
No clue.
You're going to find a family and a home and not.
You're also going gonna find horrible things
anyways so the master tries to shut all this down he's like this is heresy and asriel pulls out his
final card the head rolls it's grumman's head to be uh frank stanislaus grumman's head rolls it's
here he blames the magisterium for Stanislaus's death,
which is kind of a big boss move.
And he's like, Grumman was fighting for true academic freedom,
that which the master wanted to silence,
and that you need to fund me so I can keep researching.
And then he says, and I thought this was very interesting,
the way it was phrased,
who will stand against me not with him
against him very smart he played that well this is where i thought james mcavoy really shined um
yeah there was a lot of read between the lines on the speech of the master it sets up for future
books as well with the magisterium placing laws around scholarship at jordan i thought this scene
was just great i think the tone was right.
They cut some of the stuff. I don't know how I felt about cutting it, but they did enough
world building that it didn't confuse me. It felt pretty sacred and pretty good enough straight.
I'm not mad about that cover change, like I said, and I know there's some deeper stuff we can go into, but I think it was a good solid scene.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I mean,
there could have been more panther Bjorn mentionings,
but I just like the word panther Bjorn.
There was no Palmyrian.
That's a good point.
That's true.
He wasn't there.
So this isn't really the case in the books,
but I do like the line of asriel saying
that he brought back groman's head as befitting a scholar of this college and he stresses that
since we saw at the beginning of this episode the heads uh below below the college so i think that
was a good tie-in and strengthened that world building it's also kind of weird to me though this
is something that graded me and it's really not a big deal but that the photograms that he shows
them are in color here because as real like makes a point he's like these are standard silver nitrate
emulsion photographs and like in real life photography, standard silver nitrate photographs were like some of the first photographs, right? Not the first, but some of the first ones. Maybe it is the first, I don't know. Ignore my like, whatever. them are in black and white because silver obviously doesn't necessarily have other colors
they can be colored right using other dyes but those aren't from the silver
so no asriel this is not a standard silver nitrate emulsion that's all i want to say
that's what i wanted to get off my chest no that is kind of like once you've explained
it to me i'm like yeah okay but i get i get i mean just in real life this is a real life thing
but this isn't real life it's just fantasy caught in a historic materials slide um no i don't know
i mean okay jack thorne has invented some other things that were a little
weird so maybe we could chalk it up to that right like delphine lestrange voldemort riddle what have
you read the cursed child or even the wiki no i haven't yet i have the book that i'm tell myself
i'm gonna read one day um let me just save you the tragedy don't't do it. Bellatrix and Voldemort have a baby.
You're welcome.
I've heard that part.
They time travel and try to fuck up Scorpio and Severus Elbis, whatever his name is, his life.
They try to save Cedric Diggory.
They don't win, obviously.
It's a thing.
But I'm just kidding.
The rest of this is decent-ish.
But that is kind of like a...
Pullman said in an interview once somebody asked
him do you do a lot of research he's like of course I research but research needs to stay
background right like you don't write about the research you write as if your character knows the
research like you use the research when you write you don't use it to define your work then it's a
textbook is what he says um Jack thorne didn't do the same here
so there's another quote that i thought was really cool here especially regarding
all of this discussion this dust discussion literally asriel uh is talking about all these
different worlds that are a possibility and they're like that's heresy there's only this
place where catholic people rule i can't believe why we think this is the right choice.
And Pullman has said in an interview
when asked about different worlds in real life,
David Eagleman, an American scientist,
once said, if you look at the night sky
and hold your thumb and look at your thumbnail,
it's covering something like 10,000 galaxies.
The amount of stuff up there and the number of planets is infinite it's not conceivable to me that there
isn't life somewhere i love the idea that he thinks that through all of his things all of them
but that illustrates this of possibilities just always floating out there. Eliana, will you talk about one of my
favorite not canon
scenes, please?
So this is like actually one of my
favorite additions to
this, yeah, to the series
to this episode, to what they're doing
here, where the Egyptians throw a ceremony
right, for Tony Costa
Maa Kassa gives him like that hawk ring
because his demon settled as a hawk and presents
him, yeah, like a debutante.
And his little brother Billy, who is
a precious cinnamon
bun. He has like almost no lines, but I know
He's gonna die in like three
chapters. I was gonna say he's adorable.
Oh, sorry.
Yes, that too. And
Billy's demon apparently now is
Radder, so that's basically confirmed. They made a point for us to hear that.
They introduce Benjamin DeRoyter. And I do like that he's a little more fleshed out. He asks Tony to vow to uphold the Egyptian ways and to protect and uphold their morals and their people.
people and then billy goes scampering off into the night and then tony's like he's been annoying me so much i'm trying to be a cool older dude now and ma cost is like yeah well she'll accept him
she just wants to know that you're still gonna be his like big brother and not only a man now
and then while he's out there billy gets kidnapped it's too bad you know he gets kidnapped by like
this dude that's i don't know wh, whistling, wailing, singing.
He's whistling.
Yeah.
Billy sees a demon.
It's a fox.
Maybe a coyote.
I think it's a fox.
And they get drawn into it, and then they're kidnapped by him.
Yeah.
A couple feelings here.
I like that they had the birds and the rafters to like signify demons because let's get real.
The budget can't afford a demon for everyone.
It also can't be too busy.
Like if it's too busy, we're going to get distracted.
Annoyed.
We'll be like, why does it look like this?
So I think the birds and the rafters were a good solution to show you demons still exist here at the Egyptian thing.
I loved this scene in general
i think it was great we'll talk a little more about speech in a second i there was no culture
kidnap yeah i didn't like that um they didn't have it at all interestingly this episode you know
the the movie we talked about how they chose to kidnap both boys at once
right roger and billy at once hanging out chilling whatever yeah and i thought that was like a good
addition with coulter though it was with coulter but here no coulter kidnap which bugs me because
we get it in the book and it tells us like oh this lady is bad maybe hot but she's bad and then we get it like
later on you're like oh she's pure evil because lyra's just falling for it lyra doesn't fall for
anything um i don't know i'll forgive it obviously already like i'm already over it but i did note it
like very heavily and i was just like this was a moment i looked at my partner
and i was just like interesting yeah they did the same thing right like where they reversed the order
of that reveal i guess but i mean they obviously had to have reversed it here because we still
haven't gotten the reveal that culture's involved in in here but it's important to me to have that first like it's important because
then you go into it knowing she's bad and lyra doesn't know and it's like lyra has a little bit
of a betrayal then you find out it's coulter like you know who she is finally you're like oh it's
her mother yeah there's a there's that irony that comes with knowing that Mrs. Coulter is the one that is kidnapping the kids and it kind of heightens the stakes for Lyra being with her the whole time. But maybe, I don't know, maybe we're just wedded to this idea and there's a benefit to doing it the other way. We're going to see it play out. We've seen it play out one way and you know the golden compass movie was not the best
execution of it so right right who knows maybe we'll feel differently in a few episodes i don't
know billy costa though oh my god so adorable and punchy in his little glasses and this little
sweater vest i felt like in the books he was like the asshole jock kid. Really?
A little bit. Like I felt like he was
the leader and he was cool and he was like
the other gang's leader.
I think they're having
Tony take more of that role.
Oh, Tony who's not in the show?
No,
Tony Costa. Oh, right, right.
You know, I agree. Also, I was like,
is that Ezra Miller? It's not, but...
No.
I knew you'd laugh at that, though.
Thank you.
Thank you for humoring me.
Because I was like, what?
Who is this kid?
It looks like a young Ezra Miller.
I'm like, are you in Perks of Being a Wallflower?
I don't know.
In the speech that was given, there was that line about one unified family.
And then
the next scene is Asriel
putting Lyra to bed.
Oh, yeah.
And then Lyra meets Marisa later.
Yeah.
I'm a little sad. Are you sad?
No.
It's a bummer, dude. Not about it.
It's a bummer.
I don't love it. Lara has a different
family, and it doesn't happen to be
related to her by blood. No, not at all.
She has a dad. His name's Lee Scoresby.
She has a mom. Her name's Serafina Bacala.
Oh, I meant Dr. Carnet and
the librarian. Oh, them two.
So...
Dude, that guy was gonna murder for her.
I know, and I love that.
I don't know. I love the Egyptian stuff.
I think this is really good,
and especially because, as we're going to see as we go on,
they become an actual, like, people and being.
Like, their story is separate from this.
This is about their story and their suffering,
their children going missing.
It's really hard-hitting.
Yeah, I love the emphasis on it for the reasons that you just said.
And also, I think from a narrative level, I think it's really smart to establish the Egyptian storyline separately at first.
It makes the world feel bigger.
It makes the stakes higher, right?
Because we see how it's affecting their entire community.
And I think it will make it a little stronger when everything converges.
Probably be next episode whatever but like in general I just have really loved this scene and its addition because
by having this ceremony we get so much information about the Egyptians and their culture
it's a huge community right you said you talked about that unified family.
And when one of them becomes an adult, all of them come out to celebrate this. It's such a momentous big thing that everyone is here to enjoy it, to witness it. You have the adults,
but we see a close-up of lots of faces of children because they're being inducted and
seeing like, oh, this is what it means to be
a part of this community. It reinforces that collective identity in, I think, a very positive
way. And we get that emphasis again when Benjamin talks about the creation of the ring that Ma
Costa gave to Billy, right? That all of them came together. They all contributed a little bit of that silver. Not Billy.
That Ma Costa gave to Tony.
That all of them came together.
Right?
And they contributed a little bit of this silver to create that ring.
And I think that's just such a beautiful interpretation of what it means to become an adult.
Right?
For them coming together as a community to welcome this young person, and then another one, another adult comes forward to mentor them and guide them. It's just really great. And I
think that this idea of the coming of age, that rite of passage, which is what this is presented
as, is something you see in a lot of cultures. Like some people might be more familiar with like
the idea of the bar mitzvah or
the bat mitzvah you've probably encountered that somewhere you've maybe heard of like something
called the quinceanera in the philippines we have something that's called the debu
uh the quinceanera and the debu are very gendered right uh often it has that aspect of like
a young a girl is becoming a woman and being presented right to the community um but here
that idea is flipped on its head where it's a mother presenting her son and you see that a lot
of the language is similar to that idea of a marriage and i think that's part of that
responsibility again of adulthood because they're committing themselves to the gyptians to their
people and entering this very communal relationship with
them. We do. We do. And this exploration of that coming of age is a big part of Pullman's story.
And I think it's great that we're getting it right from the jump with this first episode,
like the story's establishing it. This is like the first 20 to 30 minutes.
It's very smart. And to quote from an interview that pullman did
um that was actually like some of this was tweeted out a little like around the time of this release
pullman says the story as a whole concerns something that every one of us goes through
in our life and that's the change from childhood to adulthood from innocence to experience the way
we apprehend things the way we think of things the way we see the world that's at the heart of
the story later on he talks about he's like i don't know what the demons were there for at first,
but then I figured out he's like, I could use the demons to signal the difference between being a
child, which is malleable and flexible when your demon can change shape, and gradually becoming an
adult when your demon settles in one fixed form. And I think that last part and having this ceremony, that's absolutely what's at play
here, and it's nice to see the first
episode center that
so that it can be a through line for the rest
of the story in the next few
seasons, even.
I think that sense
of community is so strong here.
I think they're very much so
developed as their own people which
i feel good about um it's like you're following different factions again it's bbc hbo they want
you to clearly know who you're following you know like whether you're a house stark or a house
target you know what i mean like they want you to choose someone um the time has come to choose a
side choose a side that's like the whole thing
they want you to choose a character get obsessed about them obviously everyone's gonna be obsessed
about lyra because she's the best lyra lyra but this just ties so many good things about world
building right in the book we hopefully will hear about this next episode i'm guessing too
if they deign to put it in here but like the egyptians uh they all come together and put
money and gold and silver toward finding their kids together right like each clan
is called upon and said hey you need to bring us what gold or silver you can and they come forward
and say we've given this much silver we will help to find these children these are our people and so it really established their culture um i feel like
as an added scene it's really good like really good like i don't feel good about added scenes
usually i'm a game of thrones person so you know i hate anything that's not from the books, but this felt good. Yeah.
All around, I support
what was happening here.
It was just, I think,
really smart and very well done.
And I'm excited.
But,
coming off of that,
Asriel and Selmaria are exhaustedly
celebrating their win when they remember,
oh yeah, that's right, Lyra's in the bench.
Yeah, she's out there.
He's literally about to forget
his daughter. He so is.
And this is such a
tough scene. It makes me feel too
sympathetic toward him again.
I feel like this whole episode is just like, everybody
like Asriel. I don't want
to like Asriel. I hate him.
I don't want, like I'm conflicted. Like his end? I don't want to like asriel i hate him like i don't want like i'm conflicted like
his end i don't know if i really feel good about it like i don't care good i'm glad you died doing
that fuck you um i never forgave him it the good doesn't wash out the bad. Wow.
So,
he carries Lyra off to bed.
I don't want to feel sympathetic.
Fuck you. Show Asriel.
Fuck Asriel. And we get a look at him and he stares at the
postcards and maps of the north that
Lyra has on her
wall in her bedroom
in Jordan.
He tucks her in.
Pan is clutched at her chest.
He unties and takes off her shoes.
Lyra wakes up and he's like,
oh, now you wake up.
Like I carried you all the way up here.
And she's like, did you get your money?
And he says, yes, yes, I did.
And then she asks him out dust.
And he's like, no, you're better off not knowing yet.
And she's like, you made me spy about it, though.
And he's like, and?
He's like, I didn't ask you to report out.
Right.
She wants to see Gremon's head.
And he's like, no, absolutely not.
Why would I show you that head?
But also knowing what we know about Asriel.
It's like, oh, oh okay because she's too clever
good to know she asks if they can trust the master and then he says he doesn't trust anyone
whoa edgy she's like can i go north with you and he's like good night
that's it that's literally that's the scene um aliana did you read the postcard on the wall
i did did you zoom real close and read about it because i will read it to you
and please read it to me chloe i want to relive it lyra reports have reached me that you stole
egyptian boat tenacity aside, it would
serve you to apply the zeal
against the Acosta children to
your tuition with Charles.
Regards, Asriel.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, poor
Charles.
Also, I'm glad
it was important to me because I wasn't sure
if we were going to get reference to the bug
it's close enough
this is I think what I'm going to get
but
I firmly believe in this bug
Lyra might not firmly believe
in this bug anymore but I do
oh my god I'll never forget
your bug
I saw this hilarious joke on Twitter
when Asriel's like
I remembered it when Lyra was
asking if Asriel got the money
and I don't know who it was
who said it but they were saying
the most unbelievable or unrealistic
part of his dark materials was how
quickly the university gave Asriel
a research grant
I did like
the means he did use,
not to get too serious, but the means
he actually used to do it where he was like,
who will stand against me?
It was a threat. It wasn't a question.
It was, who dares?
Please tell me. Who has connections enough to
defeat me at this point?
It's probably literally anyone
to be honest he's not well liked he's really not everybody everybody was like northern conspiracy
about it they'd be like bye asriel which they kind of try to do in the first book
they do they do um that's sad well it stuck out like a sore thumb it's obviously why like lyra has to be different
from them right yeah that's true they don't trust anyone uh there's a lot of culture as real
feelings in this episode i feel like the actors themselves did a great job of like
i don't know just bucking, kind of swimming around those feelings.
It pulled up real well in that especially.
I don't trust anyone.
That's why Lyra's not like you.
I guess she could have learned that lesson, right?
Towards the end of the season slash book, whatever.
That's true, but I don't know.
The lesson she does learn is about poison next
the master and the librarian are discussing poisoning asriel next uh the librarian's not
happy with the idea the master's like the balance is at stake of the college. And like at the time, I feel like it sounds weak, but no, it's not.
It's true.
He has to retain that balance to keep everyone safe.
I understand the master so much more now.
Now that I finished the Commonwealth, I'm just like sitting here and I'm like that poor man.
He reveals that the alethiometer says if Asriel continues, it could be bad for everyone.
And especially Lyra, their favorite person.
Lyra.
He talks about the part she has to play and that she has to make a journey
and that she has to do the whole betrayal thing.
I love that they kept this in,
especially that he said Lyra will be the betrayer.
The experience would be horrible
and then also we have to watch that on a screen and you're gonna cry yeah I will too I will cry
absolutely I like that they kept the sin I like that they kept the master as the poisoner i think i think it they did a good job of he's got a in a mini way right a reverse
azrael and coulter he does this bad thing at the beginning of the mc actually like no
the master's legit i really like his glasses i remember the first time i like when i read
realized i'm like like when i got to it in the third book when i finally realized like that was the hardest choice he's like do i choose to try and kill her dad to protect her
what do i do yeah that's a lot all he's ever wanted to do was yeah and and you get that
especially like in this conversation they have a lot of the same dialogue that is in the books but there's
some added stuff but i it was executed really well with the librarian you know saying lyra of like
but she's just an innocent girl and she needs to stay one which has meant protecting her
so i mean they're they're the ones who have been raising her this whole time they're her dads they
love her i see it so clearly but and what i like about the language here is you know she's not
going to be an innocent girl forever she she doesn't need to stay one because eventually as
poland is saying this is something everyone goes through everyone has to grow up and the librarian
insists on this he says we can keep
her here we must and then a few a few beats later the master responds with all we can be is scared
for her and scared of her oh i think it's just such a great analog for i think what it means
probably to be a parent right you have to let them make
their own choices you can't keep her here and the master intentionally makes that happen right by
bringing mrs coulter here to send lyra off he's like we we can't she has to live her life and
i think that this is really very similar to the scene in finding nemo where marlin has that
revelation about parenting he's holding on to the scene in Finding Nemo where Marlin has that revelation about parenting.
He's holding on to the little tongue knob inside the whale and Dory's like, you gotta let go.
He's like, how do I know it's going to be okay?
And she's like, you don't.
That was the metaphor for parenting, letting go of the little tongue taste bud.
It's the same energy as the scene.
I'm really glad you brought me all this parenting from you yeah find it from
finding nemo also i mean that's about animals and theoretically this book is also about animals
i good i did it this is good you did it have you mentioned all this to your partner yet
no but i will okay good so the next scene is really nice
it's a good building scene and it ends pretty high up uh roger is in the kitchens he brings food to
lyra so lyra updates roger on what happened in the not cupboard in in the bench um as best she can
with everyone talking about dust he's like why the fuck with everyone talking about dust and he's like why the fuck are we
talking about dust and he tells her actually that billy costa is missing and rumors of the gobblers
and i was like gobblers aren't fucking real and she's like the egyptians are gonna find him it's
fine and i'm just like don't blame me when i get to say i told you so rude that's so rude why would
you actually write that into a script don't blame me when i get to say i told you so rude that's so rude why would you actually write that into a script don't blame
me when i get to say i told you so what the fuck do you mean rude because of what happens to roger
yes that's what i'm fucking saying what the fuck it's really painful i'm like who would say that
uh he tells her he's like oh by the way your your uncle is i was about to say your dad your uncle's
leaving and she's like i have to go! She runs to find him.
He's packing up his airship.
And then Roger runs right behind her too.
Oh!
My son.
Asriel yells back
at Lyra and he's like, what are you doing here?
Interesting.
I'm busy!
And he says that he'll visit her on the way
back. That she's a good girl and still
maria is also rushing him out at this point he takes lyra aside and he says i'm sorry but i don't
have a lot of time for you now he just straight up says i don't have time for you now i'm like
have you ever had time for her never not once no no i should have been a Marlin.
She had the master and the librarian.
I love the dialogue from this scene.
It's sad. It makes me really sad. It's all very weighted.
Yeah.
Take me with you!
We'd have lots of time then!
Wait, are we really going to read this aloud?
Yeah, I'm Azrael.
Say I'm daddy.
Okay.
We're reenacting these seeds so that Chloe can be daddy.
Chloe's daddy.
So I can be daddy.
I'm daddy.
Take me with you.
We'd have lots of time then.
The north is no place for a child.
Did it look like this what the airship that my parents died in no it was smaller oh god damn it that's sad i'm sure there's
like a metaphor there but he's like what the fuck is she talking about then he's like oh that's right
that's right we told her her parents died i'm her parent um what are you doing here
frowny face yeah yep that's a uh there's a lot of build-up I like the emotion they're bringing to this when Daphne King cries
oh man I cry
that was
she doesn't hold back
when it comes to acting things
I think that's part of what makes her such a great
actress
she's an emotional character right
you don't see this much in the books I feel like
Philip Pullman doesn't
explore all of the emotions that he
could because Lyra
is an
emotional character. She's a lonely
girl. She's lonely.
She invents stories and lies that
she tells all the time. She has
to be the leader to tell these lies.
She's a lonely girl.
She's a lonely child amongst a bunch of adults
um
yeah
I also really loved Roger's role
in this scene his actors are so good
yeah
if the north is like I don't know
I want to touch again on like if the north is no place for a child
it makes what happens
in the rest of like this portion of the book all that
much sadder to see what's happening in bulvangar right it's rough it's uh they're not supposed to
be there the north is no place for a child asriel says but where does he find a child
in the north and where are all the children being taken to a place that they shouldn't be
i didn't like the closing line to this like the the back and forth of roger and asriel the first
time i saw it i liked it better the second time i thought it was a little cheesy at first but the
whole you know she's special she's better than you know like she's special everyone's special
yeah i like that roger doesn't give a shit, though.
He's like, whatever.
Yeah.
I'm going to talk back to Lord Asriel, and I'm like, good for you, Roger.
Everybody wants to.
Yeah.
Or is it just us?
I don't know.
The Gyptians are working in a big hall.
Benjamin is leading them.
And Jon Fah and Farder Coram appear. Jon Fah and Farder Coram appear.
Oh my god!
That happens first!
Early! I'm glad it happened early.
I think it's great.
It's a smarter choice to
establish them earlier.
Benjamin is organizing teams
to check around the city.
Jon and Farder Coram think
the gobblers would have gotten him out of Oxford by now.
But as we learn, the gobblers are real.
Elsie Mormont, I mean, Coram and Trexel,
sorry, wrong person, speaks some wisdom.
He says, look, we think the children are going to London.
They must go there next.
Tony is like, Ma would never agree to go to London and Jon Favreau
is like we'll search and we'll make the next move so I just want to touch on quickly how I enjoy
that they've been giving Benjamin a lot more screen time in this adaptation I think he's a
great foil to Tony's insecurity as a blossoming adult but i think it also means that
it's gonna hurt a lot more when he dies yeah and i think that's why they're building him up right
like he won't just be the guy that was with egyptians he's had a name since the first episode
that's awesome um i'd love that we're exploring these characters now so that we'll have those
feelings later there's something the movie didn't really hit the show's laughing them on this that
they're bringing these elements in of these people these characters um a lot of the stuff for this
little knife lore is coming into play it's smart it's a really smart way to adapt this uh we're
gonna care when he dies we're gonna care jon thaw and quorum coming in
is also so smart it is instructing the next episode so it's like it's not new to us it's
new lyra so we can feel what lyra feels easier yeah yeah i agree uh they're just laying the
groundwork i think in a really smart way this episode.
Yeah.
They're covering a lot of ground, and that's what's impressive here, is how much they're covering.
Yeah.
Lyra and Roger discuss leaving to go north, and Roger reminds her, we're orphans.
I work here.
No one's gonna pay for us to fucking go north
and Lyra's like but I know
we're gonna go I feel it in my jellies
she makes little bird
hand puppets against the map of the north for the
while and I don't know feels like maybe
bird demons like witches
up in the north
oh like Kaiza you think about Kaiza
I am thinking about Kaiza what a scene up in the north. Oh, like Kaisa? You think about Kaisa?
I am thinking about Kaisa.
What a scene
because you know only one of them is going there
in this fashion.
Wow. Rude.
We get
an interesting made-up-for-TV scene.
The Magisterium,
Eliana. Lord Boreal
is hot.
He's young.
He's got some sexy hair.
I'm into him.
He's walking with a dude that I'm,
I'm presuming he's Fra Pavel.
Yeah.
They call him father.
So same character.
They're discussing Sidigase,
the city in the sky,
and they're discussing heresy.
The father tells B tells boreal do everything
in your power to find out what asriel's doing but do not mention it to our mutual friends including
her oops no scarlett johansson yep in the movie her yeah i yeah I like this portrayal of Boreal.
It makes more sense to me.
Honestly.
The Magisterium.
You know, they are going in
with the whole religious
overtones in this, which I think
is good. They obviously cut that out
in The Golden Compass.
It's subtle, right? Some of the way
that they're doing it. They have subtle right some of the way that they're doing it they they
have it with some of this father language but and and the costumes that they are dressed in they do
look like right they look less like oh fancy folk and more like priestly frocks um the symbols that
are decorating the magisterium it is a little interesting to me that they don't
have very much iconography right if it's going to be inspired by the catholic church or but i mean
there's nothing really i think in the books you can see it a little but there's nothing that
specifies a particular christian sect i thought it was interesting that in the movie they gave
them those crazy m's right like those crazy here's my huge m necklace um and
they're downplaying it a little but i mean we still got to see it so that was cool like we
saw the magisterium yeah this one they're not doing the m's they're going for it they're doing
the same the artistic motifs for that when i first saw it i was like uh where is it it looked like a
flower then i realized um watching it the second time around, that those are in fact crosses.
They don't look like the more recognizable T-shape of the crucifix people might be familiar with.
But it is, I think, most similar to a Canterbury cross.
It's just a different stylization of the cross.
Yeah, I can see that.
So they're not shying super far away from it.
It's still there.
Well,
speaking of her,
the her that they don't
Her dark materials.
Not her.
Settle down there, Gob.
Job.
Job.
Villain music comes on. I thought that was a little cheesy her the person that
they're not supposed to talk to about this shows up it's that bitch here she is it's marisa coulter
nay van z yeah and she walks in during prayer and every man in the room stops thinking about god
go look at her do they do they this is your line you gotta do it she's uh she's fierce she's here
she's hell in high heels she's gonna charm lyra and she does but not before her voldemort nose having monkey fucking
demon stares at us gross what is up with those nostrils i like them i like how weird they are
do you really i think i just like strange looking animals uh i don't love that lyra ignores roger
during all of this even though he's like, hi, it's me.
I'm your only friend at dinner.
Yikes.
Which I think this will probably be good when Pan yells at her about
Coulter later.
Right?
Like he'll probably bring this up, I'm guessing.
But Coulter name drops Asriel super lightly,
and they talk about the North and the Pantsierborn,
which they call armored bears
better than ice bear.
I mean, they are
actually armored bears.
Yeah, so I think it's okay.
A good delineation, yeah. And it's enough
of a nod towards the future,
right? She's like, oh, yeah,
the armored bears, I've negotiated
with them.
Yeah. Interesting.
It is interesting, and I mean, we'll see that play out later and then she tells lyra i got a job for you uh you're hired why is everyone hiring lyra
yeah well before she didn't want that job and this one she's like yeah word let's do it but
also i want to bring roger or two for deal um yeah so he can cook and clean she
offers yeah but yeah yeah and then coulter's like we don't need that i've got a household staff
and then finally she's like all right fine boy from the common hall can come and lyra hugs her it's so sad it's such a sad hug
coulter's like oh i'm touching my daughter i'm holding her this is the first time i've gotten
to hold her like this yeah but then she's also gonna go like do some evil fuck them kids fuck
them kids thank you for keeping me like focused
this is the heart of the episode
really the heart of the whole series
fuck them kids
I don't know
I don't want to complain because I still think it's fine
but a couple things
there was no Dame Hannah
I do wish there were a Dame Hannah
there was no Mrs. Lonsdale in this whole thing
yeah that was easy and they chose not to they chose to adapt I do wish there were a Dame Hannah. There is no Mrs. Lonsdale in this whole thing.
Yeah.
That was easy and they chose not to.
They chose to adapt La Belle Sauvage, but not one of its main characters.
They could have made the professor in the lesson a different person.
Maybe Professor Polstead.
Don't worry about it, Eliana.
But what do I know?
You know, it's still good.
I'm just saying these are easy Easter eggs.
You can make any person that read the books be very impressed with you.
But I guess it's not for us.
It's not for me.
It's not for us.
It's not for me.
It's for the public.
It's for the public.
It's for the people.
The villain music when Mrs. Coulter walked in.
Yeah.
A little bit much.
Very March-like,
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what i was struck by is it for me felt like the one that was most similar to what they did in the
golden compass movie because it is incredibly different from lyra's meeting with mrs coulter
in the books right both of them are but they're very similar to one another
of her um the camera falling behind her as she enters a crowded room of i don't know dinner or
some shit and men turning to look at her and then her sitting down the master introducing
lyra but there's not that surprise the master introducing a letter to m. Coulter is like the same as in the books. But yeah.
Yeah, it's that whole charisma and the way Ruth holds herself and where she like smiles at Lyra very secretively and sharing little things there.
Yeah.
And I mean, when we enter the scene, you get the monkey right away.
You don't see Mrsrs coulter the first pan no pun
intended that we get hey is the pan to the monkey sitting in the seat then mrs coulter
yeah which is that is interesting so you know what to anticipate right then and there the horror of
the monkey yeah they did do a good job though
creating such a more charismatic mrs coulter she's very self-effacing right she she plays to lyra
by getting lyra to trust her and putting herself down a little she's like oh you're gonna have to
teach me about forks like i don't i'm not used to this and then she like jokes to lyra about all of
her explorations later
and, again, plays it down.
She's like, I'm sorry, does this really interest you?
I can be quite boring sometimes.
Lyra's like, no, if you're talking about the North,
I'm never going to be bored.
And she forces Lyra to re-acknowledge and reinforce that interest.
It's almost like a very toxic parent thing
of forcing the kid to love you in whatever you do you know what i mean like the
whole like like oh i'm so sorry i'm so boring but you have to love everything i do is just very like
it's just a very abusive technique and it's so horrible to hear it out loud because like you
know where it all heads and it's drugs in her mouth yeah cave but well even more than that it's that idea
of isolation the way that mrs coulter seems intent on isolating lyra a little because
a she's taking her away b ruth does an amazing job in in acting these scenes and the directing
here is great because you have that high lyra from roger
and then it it cuts back to mrs coulter's face and there's like a slight pause it's not long
it's incredibly subtle but you can see that she's displeased by it it doesn't even really show and
register as an expression her face doesn't really move but you can see it you can see that it she
doesn't love it and this scene
is so well done because it's juggling all of these other characters it's juggling how roger's reacting
to lyra it's juggling how mrs coulter is reacting to lyra but not really lyra who's too entranced
and mrs coulter yeah so but later on right when they're talking about going north and and mrs culture's like no you
can't fucking bring roger what like she doesn't like roger being her only friend and being there
because she wants to isolate lyra yeah absolutely very much so it's the only way to get her alone
isolate her and then go from there and uh afterwards lyra goes back and
pan and her chat about roger going with them and pants has some stuff that's like lyra i hope you
listen to me and aren't tone deaf but lyra's very tone deaf to all this pants like have you talked
to roger about maybe dragging him to go with m. Coulter you know like she wants you to go
work for her you're just dragging Roger with you have you talked to him and then it flashes to
Roger it shows him doing some chores and some eerie music plays and then it moves on and there's
nothing else we know what happens but there's nothing else um I don't know. Lyra's classism kind of shows here.
It's addressed in the secret
commonwealth. I think it's interesting
that it's addressed then. You will see it.
But it's addressed a little bit.
I wouldn't even say it's addressed fully.
But there's a little classism going on
here for Lyra. She doesn't realize
Lyra's protected by Scholastic Sanctuary.
Roger
is living by working.
Yeah. He's not protected by anything.
Nothing. As we find out
later on. Especially not from Colter.
Goddammit. Especially not
from fucking Asriel. Yeah.
Yeah.
It is a... this scene with Roger
though, also well-directed
and written. I like that it only intimates what happens
because we've established this
fox, maybe, demon, and
the whistling.
And then right after that, it cuts to
Tony Costa comforting Ma Costa
for Billy being gone. It's an
apt cut.
All well-structured.
Yeah, it's a very quick scene. Very
quick, but it's sweet.
I think it's important. really love the egyptian
building i really love it yeah they're doing some good character work with very little dialogue in
that just by showing it lyra gets awakened by the librarian not mrs lonsdale even though they
already named the other housekeeper not mrs lonsdale it's stupid it's fine it's just right
there but we won't talk about it.
So the librarian wakes Lyra up and says, hey, before you leave for the rest of your life, you should go talk to the master.
Yeah.
She's like, why the fuck am I being woken up this early?
Which, yes, I feel that way.
So she does go do that.
And the master and Lyra have their chat.
He gives her the lithiometer, which is one of six ever made interesting he says who wrote this wow they read the books
uh remember in the movie when they're like there's only one left i'm like literally it's a plot point
that other people have the alethiometer you don't even know how much of a plot point it is. You weren't even there yet.
It is.
Yeah, it was a big deal.
The master tells Lyra to keep it a secret,
keep it safe, and she tries to give it back immediately.
She's like, I don't want secrets.
I'm like, okay, Lyra, yeah, right.
I'm like, excuse you.
Hilarious. You you know i would argue that she keeps that view pretty consistently throughout the main three books and especially in the secret commonwealth
when she finds out there were a bunch more secrets that were kept from her she's not happy about it
um i thought that was interesting the way they had her say like i don't appreciate
the secrets bitches that's uh that's very much so where she is at age 20 so interesting yeah they
tell her though that it's for her own protection and then he advises her to keep her own counsel
i love that straight from the books yeah that yes you know some people are complaining about
the shape of the alethiometer.
You know, there were worse things
that have happened to this story.
I just don't have the energy.
I don't. I don't mean to be mean.
I just don't have the energy anymore
because I watched the movie
several times and I came to Jesus
with it.
That's right. I forgot you'd watched it several times.
Like four times.
I've seen the possibilities out there and I'm like this is fine
I will let it go
yeah actually though
so
Tan is cute
Tan is cute
I've been really just appreciating
how adorable he is
he was like sniffing
at it and like remarking on it.
I'm like, oh, small pan.
I just felt good about it. I just, I loved
him being little.
Being so little and small sniff.
I don't know. Pan had great interactions.
I look forward to that going forward.
Lyra and Pan wake up
and they look for Roger and they can't find him
anywhere. They go like everywhere.
Yeah.
It's nice though.
It's a subtly done thing how Lyra goes throughout Jordan to find him.
Yeah.
I mean,
they revisit all of the places that we saw right at the beginning of the
episode,
which I think this makes it really well structured.
Brings it together well.
Yeah. It's a good tie-in.
And I like
Pan saying to Lyra as they
go to the crypts, like, this is the last place
he'd be, and on one hand,
yes, we know that Roger hated it
because he was terrified of it, but also
yes, it's literally going to be the last place
he would be because he dies.
Yep.
God, thanks, El dies. Yep. Lol.
God.
Thanks, Eliana.
You're welcome.
So the Egyptian leaders head to the Costa boat.
Pha and Kor and Ventrexel show up.
Ma Costa refuses to believe that the Gobblers are real
and that Billy is out there somewhere.
But John Pha tells her they are real and she knows
they need to keep moving and they'll bring
the children back
yes and
we established that 16
children have been taken so far from Jon Favre
as in more are being taken now
and they do a good job of establishing alright so we're
going to go to London and therefore creates a
convergence point
for their storyline and Lyra's yeah I like that that's the timeline that aligns them both good to know
for us yeah so we have mrs coulter and lyra chatting about roger's disappearance and mrs
coulter calms are telling her that she will help her find him and she has this great scene yeah
she's like the gobblers have to be in London
I don't know that I'm just telling you
because I have ideas
that say they're in London
and you know in London there's so many
kids they can disappear like Thanos
snap uh like that
yeah I wish I was
that good at snapping interesting enough
Coulter's not saying this
because she's friends with Thanos.
She's saying this because it's her that's stealing them.
It's her.
There's a little too much truth here. I'm like, okay,
Coulter.
Yeah. Especially with
her being like, I won't just help. I won't just
try. I'll succeed. And I'm like, okay,
great. This is the worst way that we could possibly succeed.
She wins, but, like, for her.
Well,
in terms of, like, finding the kids, yeah.
She's great at finding them.
That's true.
It really weirds me out how since, like, our
first introduction to Mrs. Coulter, she just keeps, like,
touching Lyra's hair and face.
I'm like, we've literally just
met you. I have a bubble?
Everyone has a bubble?
Yeah, but she's looking at her own stuff, man.
She's like, that's my hair.
Those are my eyebrows.
That's my face.
Weird.
And Lyra consults the alethiometer, concerned about Roger.
To no avail.
They get nothing.
Lyra confusedly says Coulter's their best
chance at getting him back, right?
They have to catch the airship.
They barely catch the airship.
And they jump on to join Coulter.
I just thought this scene was fun.
Lyra screaming at the
alethiometer like it's fucking Siri.
Just really throws you home.
Like, Siri, tell me where Roger isger is alexa okay google can you search
for roger and it
really just shows you the master gave her
no fucking instructions on how to use this
fucking knick knack yeah
just good luck
go do it
good job here you go keep it
secret keep it safe
yeah uh she does kind of she doesn't kind of
she doesn't like literally the monkey sees it in like two seconds but that is an interesting bit
uh coulter is awaiting her on the airship when she finally gets on and she wants to start looking for
roger immediately she's like we gotta find him we gotta make a plan and colder's like we can't talk here it's not safe and we'll have plenty of time to
discuss this in the future so lyra of course who has just heard from a parental ish figure ish
it's her dad uh he said i don't have the time for you here's you have the time for me. So that's what she hears here. She starts
to move her lithiometer on her hip
and the monkey is watching
her.
Coulter is subtly looking
as well. Lyra
watches out the window as the Egyptians
roll out at the same exact time.
We get the Daenerys Targaryen music
from HBO Game of Thrones
that plays.
Roger's in a cage under the ship, banging on the window.
So this is the thing I kind of wanted to come back to and that I realized as we were talking about Roger from the tweets of note earlier.
I think Roger's going to play a much bigger role in this storyline we had this a separate storyline right with egyptians that's going to converge with lyra's i think we're going
to get roger and billy aren't going to be kidnapped in the same time like in the golden compass movie
but i think that they will meet and converge because we've gotten so much investment on
roger's character and the fact that we get this last scene of him focusing on him in in the ship banging on the window
makes me think he gets um a little bit of that storyline then establishing
instead i think he's definitely going to be more important than he is in the books uh and serve a
bigger purpose.
And I really do think they're expanding on his and Lyra's relationship more here than ever.
Maybe it's just seeing is believing, but I just feel like the movie did not do enough as far as this goes.
And I think the show really made Roger one of their priorities.
They know it's all about him in the first season.
It's Lyra going to get him she's gonna
hate i mean i i don't know if you've watched the next week like coming on his dark materials thing
on hbo but it shows some episode clips from all of the future like up to the finale even
yeah yeah yeah i saw that one from the finale that i showed you i I was like, wow! It shows all of that, so
I don't know, he has to remain a big deal
until then.
Yeah, so I think that's something that's going to be
an interesting adaptation
that I assume we're going to get.
And so, yeah, that's this week.
What do you think
your biggest likes were, Eliana?
I mean, we touched on it a little now,
right, Roger? And obviously I loved the Egyptian storyline and it being biggest likes were eliana i mean like we touched on it a little now right roger and obviously i
loved the egyptian storyline and it being separate and getting all that fleshed out
and this isn't really alike but again i continue to be fascinated by how similar some of the
direction and writing is in this to this way it was adapted for the golden compass right like if
new line had just let them freak. Yeah. It kind of tells you
on one hand, it wasn't necessarily
the choices, right? It was the
execution. That's true.
I like that it's
on the air. I like that
it loves LaBelle Sauvage
not. Stell Maria
is a queen. A lot of those
smaller details and small scenes, like the
librarian's lesson that you pointed out.
The Egyptian building,
the world building, they're a whole people
and actual people. Good job.
They exist.
I think they've done a good job with
all of those things. Petty dislikes
because I do feel like this was good.
Like I said, it grew on me.
I think it's at an 8.5 now.
It was like a seven or an eight
uh my petty dislikes are the monkey kind of looks like shit and you like it and i don't
it's all right it looks like a monkey i i think that the other monkey looked creepier to me but
i think i also just like i like creepy looking animals i do think i like the other the golden compass monkey better um
its mouth looks like plastic to me i looked at the mouth after you said that i don't get the
same feeling well i'm right you're wrong i'm just kidding i don't know uh the coulter reveal
her kidnapping kids it was removed for that element of surprise I don't know we'll see yeah yeah
um
LaBelle Savage erasure
you don't know a bunch about this yet
I know I don't
want to sound like an asshole
here but I get
they want to be smart and give an
easter egg but like go out or don't
go at all like give me some
easter eggs man give me dame
hannah at dinner give me mrs lonsdale the housekeeper you had a housekeeper with a name
that was long and i don't remember it but it wasn't lonsdale you could have just called her
lonsdale you didn't even have to show her face um you could have brought another character from
the bel sauvage you could have brought a professor in who teaches Lyra in classes.
There's a couple people
could have brought in. That's all.
It's just a bummer. It's like, you guys came so...
I feel like there was a lot of...
I loved it, but I feel like it was very tame
in some manners.
I don't know as much about what's
in LaBelle Sauvage that could
have been in this and what isn't.
I think, I mean, for context, right?
They, from my understanding, started,
I don't remember if they started production on it
or they got the green light for it, right?
Around 2017, which is when La Belle Sauvage came out.
So I think maybe they're drawing from it a little,
but they don't want to put too much emphasis on it
because this is a series that was literally-
It's a classic. By 2017, yeah labelle savage came out the series had been wrapped
up for like 14 to 15 years and so they didn't feel it was as necessary to pull from i get that
because i think the context they're using it for spice and flavor but not as something that they felt was
important for what the his dark materials trilogy was about because it's stand stood alone on its
own for a long time i like it i do it's just there's you just gotta finish the book because
it's just gonna make you shake your computer like you'll be like it's fine like i am but also you'll
be like ah what if um there's just
easier ways they could have but i don't know none of that compares to my only big complaint which is
tony marqueros gets nothing for for real that's the part that bothered me the most
and again this is another thing that the golden compass did the melding of billy and tony's characters like you
can see that that's what they're doing because they made a point to call out that billy's demon
is named radder but there are a lot of reasons i don't like it a because billy's an adorable
like little cinnamon bun um i just he was very boy. He had big old glasses.
Yeah.
He just loved his family.
Why?
I mean, Tony Macarios was also sweet.
And I think that was what was important about his storyline.
Like here, yeah, we get a lot of that dramatic pull of Billy's family looking for him.
And we still, we're still going to get, we still got that right in the books. But for Tony, we got a vignette
of his mother, of his life. And I think the point of Tony is it doesn't matter if his family isn't
looking for him. It doesn't matter that his mother, she loved him and is sad and felt like
she couldn't provide for him and that's why he ran away it doesn't matter that no one was able to look out and care for him and find him what matters is his life still had value
and what was done to him was unjust regardless of whether or not anyone was looking out for him
and i think that's part of what makes it even more unjust i think that's one of the things that
this really pointed out most right especially is
that classism between different groups different you have the egyptians you have the people that
are expert um like i said earlier we learned about it in the secret commonwealth but there
is a little bit of a come to jesus moment where lyra's like oh money's a thing so i like that
i'm glad uh you get some fantasy authors that just don't,
they ignore that kind of stuff, right?
So that's important,
especially for kind of a spinoff story
or a successor story.
And they are incorporating some of this stuff.
So that's kind of what makes me think that it's true.
It's not just like a rando fake thing.
I don't know. It's interesting to see these distinctions between Roger, between Billy, between Lyra, between the Magisterium, between these people.
It gets to be really interesting for the weeks to come.
Like I said, I don't think this could be worse.
At all.
Again, I've seen what bad looks like and this is not that
what's your number what do you give it out of 10
I don't know I want to look at it holistically
yeah somewhere like
in the 8 to 9
same as you
it could be like a 9 I don't know I just like don't think of it
I think on
that scale
I am very binary I'm like did I like it did I not
well I think that's a wrap
right we uh we covered it all we hit it all every single scene this was our thorough scene by scene
analysis of his dark materials season one episode one lyra's jordan thank you for everyone for
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