God Awful Movies - 208: 7 Reasons
Episode Date: August 13, 2019This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "7 Reasons"; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say "sure whatever" as a condition of him leaving them alone.... --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Here's the thing, right? I know I'm alone in this, but I have moments where I'm sympathetic
to Rey. Right, when I was watching Banana Man, we're explaining that everyone just didn't
understand his stand-up routine and how great it was. My heart aches a little. For a full
grown man who had to make a movie about how he's not stupid, you're stupid. And then you make something like this.
And I'm like, oh, okay, fuck you.
Fuck you forever.
Yeah, exactly. Who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be who be incidents, but sitting 900 miles to my Northeast is my bad friend Eli Bostic Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
I'm fantastic Noah. I love everyone on this call very, very much.
Everybody on this podcast is near and dear to me. We shouldn't say anything. We're gonna regret.
Okay. So dear. In case you need some context for that response, also joining us tonight
back by popular demand, yours not hers is musician and domesticist Anna Bosnick. Anna,
welcome back. Ah, thanks. No, I wish I could say it's good to be here. Yeah. Yeah.
But we know you were lying. It was, you know, it didn't go over well at the wedding. It was obvious you were lying then.
So no.
All right.
So tell us, Anna, what will we be breaking down today?
We watched seven reasons.
It's the story of a group of college kids
doing Lulu, Lulu college kids stuff.
When a crazed Australian pops out of a bush and starts berating them for
wanting to get an education and not staying in the kitchen and having babies. Yep. Yep.
That's exactly this was bad for a Ray Berates college student movie. It sure was. And we've
seen a lot of us like I'm comparing that to the other 11 or so we've seen. Yeah. Oh God.
And Eli, how bad was this movie?
Well, if you love the wackos who stand outside of Planned Parenthood bothering people,
but you wish they were in charge of the Saw Franchise as well.
You love this movie.
But I don't want to spoil anything, but Ray's got a weird twist on the anti-abortion argument.
And a pretty weird soundtrack on it, too.
The soundtrack would move right over to Sawas, well, or at least two thirds of it.
All right, so here's the thing.
Normally this show is a bit of a sausage fest.
I will admit.
So when we watch a movie like this, and I think to myself, damn, I'm a man. Therefore, I can't get pregnant and have a spider portion just so I can
send pictures of it to Ray. I have to just abandon that idea. But you know, I realize
there's a lot to ask, but Anna, see this how you agreed to watch this movie and Mary
Eli. You seem like the type of anybody was going to do it. Hey, you know what? Might as well pop that on the list of all those things.
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
I love the idea of sending pictures to Ray.
Here's the conception.
Oh, look, a little plus right here on the pregnancy test.
Now it's a minus Ray.
You see that bloody jelly bean, Ray?
You see it?
This is yours.
This is just for you, baby.
You're gonna send Heath a dollar.
Guess what I'm gonna send you?
Make sure you get something for your money.
All right, so is there anything you guys want to nominate?
This one for being the best at being the worst at?
Oh, but best worst anniversary gift.
What?
That's right.
It is our anniversary in less than a week.
Oh, did Eli know this when he scheduled to see?
No, what day it was that he got married?
Well, I don't know Eli.
Do you remember when our anniversary is?
It's been a busy, crazy month. And I was just, Hey, we're together, though, right?
No, no, no being a part this week for the record is just you me. All the time.
All right, I can't, I cannot imagine for a second, this is a coincidence. Eli, I apologize
for calling you out like this on the show, but Eli said of things and hey, you know, we're working on dates for next year's live
show.
So there are any days that you guys need off.
And I was like, well, the only day I'm absolutely going to not want to weekend, that I'm not
going to want to do it as I'm my anniversary.
That's Valentine's Day.
Other than that, I'm fine.
And then like the next like three hours later, Eli sending all of these messages to me
and to Cecil at the time and
everything. Oh shit, my anniversary's next week guys. Or can I not record with you guys on Monday
for some days. I knew it the whole time Noah. You know, it's a Zencaster feature. I don't know if
they're listening is you can't make hard eye contact someone who's done casting. And I really
really need that feature right now. So I really need to be looking very hard at my friends and colleagues right now.
It's so vital.
Morgan, can you edit that out of the Amazon brand?
Edit that out of my brain.
Did you say what?
Oh, man.
All right.
All right.
Interesting, interesting choice. I didn't didn't realize there
was a fecal matter a year in our in the anniversary list. I think I probably would chime in that
year. So I'm okay. I was going to go with best worst list, right? Okay. So this whole movie
is framed around knocking down the seven reasons that people get for having abortions.
But two of the items are basically the same. He forgets he's doing a list at one point.
Some of the segments have nothing to do with the reasons and he never knocks any of them
down.
He sure doesn't.
Doesn't even get close.
And then of course, I'm going to go with best worst question.
And this is a rate comfort movie.
So you know, I mean it.
Again, I'm not going to spoil it,
but let's just say raise got a weird ask.
And we will get to it. Yeah, start the countdown now. All right. Well, if I'm going to recap
yet another rate comfort, Ray walking movie, I'm going to need to take up alcoholism. So
we're going to pause for a quick break. When when we come back we'll dive into all the psychologically abusive street harassment
that is
seven reasons
from the makers of 180 and seven reasons
excuse me can I ask you a question?
um sure
will you let me cut off your foot?
comes a movie about not understanding where your body stops and another person's body begins.
What? No!
But it's my foot. I believe in my heart. That's my foot and I need it to be free.
Because of a 2,000 year old book and a blatant disregard from medicine convinces you.
Uh, no, it's my foot.
My foot.
Then why the fuck not? It's not though. It
is. It's my foot. This summer, the 7 180's of give me your foot. Free me right. I'm your
foot. Now, I love you. That was your foot. Your foot just said that. Okay. And we're back for the breakdown. And we're going to open up with a montage of people
giving us justification for abortion.
Like, you know how men are constantly called upon to morally justify the sanctumies?
It's like the lady equivalent of that, I guess.
Exactly.
Oh, we also have a little montage of Ray's future questions and the very first one that he's
got in this movie is did you feel bad when you killed your baby? We are 32 seconds in Ray has
spoken nine words and he's already irredeemably the bad guy at this point, right? I don't know, Ray,
did you feel good when you stopped beating your wife? What's the point? So he does a little bit of that and then he goes like, you know, back in 2011, I released
a merit movie that was guaranteed by its own marketing to make people stop approving
of abortion with just three questions.
Millions of people saw it.
Nobody changed their mind.
So now I did the same thing again.
I have another one.
Yeah, he says since then, nothing has changed.
And I'm just gonna say the stock footage they have.
Well, he says since then, meaning 2011, there is footage
of the motherfucking Nazis.
Like literally, this is under a minute,
this is second 52,
a movie under a minute. And we already have fucking Nazis on the screen.
But I have nothing literally nothing to do with anything. Oh my god.
This fucking movie.
No, he just had to, he just had to pre God win it and shit. And then we get
a bunch of these news clips, but they all start with ellipses, right? It's like,
just, it's just a person like he's cutting in on mid sentence, saying like a newscaster going legalizing abortion
up until birth. Back to you, Dave. I love the only whole sentences he can use this from Fox
news and even then he can't use the answers to the question.
I love that quote because literally up until birth, it is abortion. Like after that, it's not abortion anymore.
Yeah, I brought abortion anymore.
Sure, that is just a hobby.
Yeah.
And then, okay, and then we get a very quick clip of our Anthony Levittino doing a stashma,
because you know, if you can't trust a guy who literally had a cameo in the movie unplanned,
who can you trust really?
Yeah, so let's talk about Anthony Levittino.
Levittino stopped performing abortions
when his six-year-old got hit by a car.
So you know how your ideas about medical information
change in a totally unrelated car accident?
Yep, yep.
The nicest possible thing to say about Anthony Levittino is that he dealt with his daughter's
death by projecting something he knew wasn't real onto his job.
Yeah.
That's the best thing.
That's the nicest thing we can say about him in the elevittino.
Also, like, okay, so he's describing how second trimester abortions are done or whatever
he's making it sound really gross and it's like, yeah, it's a medical procedure.
Right?
Like I could tell you about any, but I've had a colonoscopy.
Let me describe that to you in fucking detail here.
Like this was nowhere nearest disturbing is remember Eli telling the story of how he tried
to get that stool sample to his doctorate was.
It was no near disturbing is that.
That's true.
And imagine this, no one has to like open up a package filled with my abortion.
Well,
he's a guy out there who probably, yes,
it's a little worse.
It won't commit it to this bad man.
I don't know if I'll be able to abortion on a plate correctly,
but it runs in the family.
It's worth it's right.
I love to write at the end of this little montage. He
just shows this completely out of context clip of him talking to this one girl going,
are you changing your mind? And she says, yeah, because I watched the whole movie all the
way through. And then we get our hard rock intro. It says seven reasons. And we've got this like,
weird horror movie soundtrack in the background
of just a montage of people saying,
I feel like women should have the right to choose.
Yeah, this is how I feel at the beginning
of all horror movies actually.
It's kind of like perfect that they did that music
because like at the beginning, everybody's happy,
they have a great life.
There aren't any ghosts that sleep in their closets
or anything like that. So what, everybody's happy. It's just going to the cabin. Yeah.
This is like what it's like with rate comfort movies because like, yeah, these people are just
chillin on campus. They're like, yeah, you know what? I will talk to this guy who's asking me about
abortion. I think I might actually be able to change his mind. And then slowly we see Ray
beat them down and wear them down until they like either have
to walk away or say some fucking affirmative so they can edit it in to make them sound
like they've got a victory or something.
Yes.
Yeah.
And you can just watch them realizing that like, okay, man, my dealer's going to be here
any fucking minute.
And then I'm going to have to be awkward because I'm going to be a gamer.
Oh, no, game friend can come here
You guys do like a little handshake we give him $200. That's no
It's these days the $200 handshake. I got to remember they I also I love that maybe that's why he's wound up with that dollar
So cannon now We've wound up with that dollar. I don't know. We were going to have that. So that's canon now.
That's where it comes out.
Oh, we also, this is, we were going to meet a bunch of the, you know, man on the street
interviewees at this point.
And I love this one woman who explains to us.
She's like, I don't, you know, have a problem with abortion, but some people take advantage.
My cousin had five abortions.
I'm like in a row.
Reveyorally, was she going for a record?
Was it just quintuplets? I started calling her the cousin of abortion Abigail.
My cousin abortion Abby. Well, I tell you what, that seemed like every day and weekend.
Yeah, well, and then of course, this another random lady can't pin down exactly when
a fetus graduates to baby.
So, you know, right.
And again, this is a common like anti choice argument is that like, hey, you random stranger
on the street, tell me the exact second fetal cells turn into a baby.
Otherwise, it's a soul from conception.
Yes. Right. Tell me
exactly where toll begins. Or you're a murderer. Or you can't have dentistry done.
Or he doesn't exist. Right. Right. Keeps on coming back to, did you know it's heart
starts beating at three weeks? Well, first of all, no, according to Mayo Clinic,
that is not when the baby's heart starts for starts. It hasn't even formed it that
order. No, it doesn't have a heart. Yeah, there is a fucking heart. There's a beat.
And also like by that logic, is someone a human when they're having a heart attack?
Right. Right. Is it okay for me to kill people who have artificial hearts? I mean,
yeah, heart transplant. Are you suddenly a new person?
Or an owl in some cases?
Flash cut over to Ray in an operating room during a heart transplant.
Dr. Takes that out of the guy's chest.
He's just like, you can kill that girl right now.
Just for you now, I do not consider him a human being.
Also, so he keeps asking people.
So then he moves and he starts asking him like,
when is it okay to kill a baby in the womb, right?
Then that is the closest to an honest question he ever gives.
And then, oh, this is the best.
He goes, if you had to kill a baby, how would you do it?
My favorite best work question?
I have never been more ready.
Oh, I look, I'm not saying that there aren't miracles
in the world, although there aren't.
I'm just saying, if I had been asked this question,
I'd believe in them.
I wrote my notes.
I'm like, if Ray ever made the mistake,
I ask an Eli this question.
He'd be fully clothed in a shower rocking back and forth for three presidential administrations.
He was basketball hoop covered in razor wires.
Well, he was the idea.
No, but that's good because even if you miss, it's not like they're going to make it.
You know, it's just, it'll just be less messy to make it like a slam off and get shacked
and people to do a journey. I've got ideas, Ray, call me. The layups would be great.
All right. So now he introduces the framework for the movie. He asks this one, ladies,
like, can you give me some good reasons for abortion? And then this title card comes in all static and horror movie. And
it goes one, the inconvenience of pregnancy. Now, the first lady says, and this is, you
know, inconvenience. That's his word choice. The first lady says, like, you know, hey, if
you don't have enough money to take care of the baby, you shouldn't have a baby. To which ray responds, oh yeah, how come you can afford an abortion, which costs 50 million
penny?
You can't afford a baby, which is significantly more than that.
Yeah, even to get here, he has to lie, right?
He says abortion clinics will be happy to kill your baby for
$3,000, which is 10 times the average cost of a fucking abortion, right?
He, he, he quotes like, I looked this up afterwards, he quotes like the highest possible price.
Everything I looked at is, hey, you know, depending on where you're at, it's a $350 to $500 or whatever,
but it could be his highest 3000 if everything went wrong for you.
Also, keep in mind, it'd be lower if the government would subsidize it like they do with every
other medical treatment a poor person might need, but because of fucking Ray and admitting
privileges and detours have to be eight feet wide bullshit they can't.
Right.
I would like to say that the stock footage at this point in the movie when he's like,
oh, it's so cheap to raise a baby. It's like this pregnant belly,
and then this hand rubs it wearing this golf ball-sized diamond.
Like, oh, I saved so much by having this baby
that I could buy this golf fucking ring.
Oh, by the way, I want to, sorry, I'm still pissed about. I want to continue my last rant in the
states that are sympathetic to race point of view, the cost of getting to the one abortion
clinic that's still open in the state is more expensive than the goddamn procedure. I
just think that should also get thrown in there. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, he says at one point
he's like, but within the government help you out with welfare.
Yeah, just kids on welfare, do justice good as all the other kids.
They do justice good as the white kids.
I'm sorry Joe Biden was me and Joe were hanging out with Ray, buddy.
Know your audience.
You're not working to a pro welfare crowd.
I'm just picturing some old lady at home on YouTube
being like, but not welfare, but baby, baby, welfare, welfare,
baby. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- a board raised baby is not to play.
So and then at 1.1 women, so I go, you know, she's talking about all the sacrifices a woman has to make to be a mother and raised like, uh, your mom sacrificed for you, didn't she?
And then every and of course, the one person we see as the person who is so stone that
that seemed like a good point to them at that moment.
So yeah, she aborted the first kid and then later she made this, that's why I am going
to college.
For abortion, Abigail's cousin.
She's like, you touched me.
That touched me in my heart.
She's been touched in the heart by Ray Comfort.
Kids, kids don't touch people in the heart
and don't let rate touch your heart
yeah that's what makes you who would accord and rate
and that's exactly
told people touch your heart
the more you know
alright so then we move on to point number two
incompetence of parents
because apparently he thinks he refuted
point one i guess
and he's found a to a stone teenager who seems to think that all homeless people should have
been aborted.
I don't know what the end of here is, but it seems like that teenager is.
And the most of the most of the emo teenager.
If, if, if emo teenager says, well, of course, the portion should be legal.
Look at all of them homeless people, they'd be better off dead.
It is so hard to respond in such a way as to make me like you less than the person that
just said that. But boy does Ray manages it.
Oh, he, the lady talking before him is like, oh, yeah. Well, like kids could come into
an abusive household. He's like, quick, come away away talk to the whole email.
So then Ray comfort waxes poetic about the joys of homelessness.
Oh, homeless people are having a great time. The hang in old day, they go free food, that little cloth sack on a stick.
They love it.
It goes because you keep warm on this is his actual words. He goes, you keep warm under your bridge.
Churches give you a free meal.
The government gives you a paycheck.
Where the fuck does he think they're sending those checks?
Also, where the fuck is this haven, this temperate haven
where all the weather is warmed, it's
warming up the sleep under a fucking bridge.
It's not fucking New York.
I can tell you that.
I think we're in comfort.
Things big rock candy mountain is real.
You know, this is going to be really, it's where all the homeless people go.
Also, just a little insight into Rafe's thing here.
While he's making that argument, he goes, no, I've walked up to homeless people and said,
yeah, let me give you a shower.
Let me get you dressed.
Let me get you a job.
And they say, no.
And I guarantee you that's just raping like, yeah, they won't even let me shower them.
So many homeless people, let me give you a good scrub.
You'll see, no, I'm not homeless.
Get out of my hand.
Oh my God.
I love to that this is coming from the guy who got so bitchy when he had to give his subway
car to homeless people.
But here's the thing though, Ray argues at this moment that homeless people are homeless
on purpose because they're lazy and they don't want to work or whatever, but he doesn't have to.
Right, it's not even relevant to the point he's making.
He's just adding new assholory.
He was sitting there at the whiteboard
of whatever writing this movie was and he was like,
guys, we have got to hit on how awesome it is to be homeless.
Trust me.
Don't change a lot of people's minds.
Also, there's just this tiny moment,
but it led me down to terrifying Google Rabbit Home.
He's like, at one point, he's like,
oh, you know, you could give it away for adoption.
And because it's Ray, the only example Ray
could think of for adoption is a white lady holding a black baby.
And I was like, that's distaste for Ray's a racist.
But then I Google image adoption.
It is like 85% white people holding back.
I said, really?
No, Google, Google images need to get the shit together.
Google images do better.
All right.
So now we've got a little animation for you.
The diagram.
I love this animation.
This is so good.
The fucking fetus might as well be popping out of random doors in a hallway while the
suction tube chases it.
Oh, it's fucking amazing.
All the little arms pop off like a Barbie doll.
And then one gets stuck on the way out.
They can't get one of the arms off.
It was like Monty Python's flying circus
to be animation for this.
I expected the arm because it literally just
slops down in the womb and stays there.
Like wiggles a little bit, flops around like a fish.
I expected it to get up and start cuddling off the screen
and then a giant foot comes down and stops it.
Yeah, right. It gives us a bird or something. It's stuck in there like a gustous gloop.
I'm ready. Ladies and a talent change in office. She's like, come on, fetus. Come on.
Then she's like, hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. All right. You're getting the vacuum cleaner.
vacuum cleaner. So I love to because we see this over and over again, as Ray is trying to wrap up with his people, he keeps trying again to say, yes, I've changed my mind, but
but then he just wants him to say yes to anything. So he keeps underbiting right. Look, he'll
go like, so do you agree with me? Are you going to vote against abortion? All right. Are
you going to at least think about what I said? Are you gonna at least consider thinking about, can you think of any words to start
with Ryan Reim with guests? That's what I love about fucking emo kid though, because he
tries so hard with him. He's like, yeah, but like, what do you say? Are you gonna be voting
differently? He's like, yeah, that's up to society. And I don't really get with society.
I just try to live my own life, you know?
And then he's like, but you're part of society.
And he literally says no.
Yes, yes, he whispers.
It is, he whispers no.
In response to you are part of society.
Good for you, Emo Kid.
Good for like getting it right for the right reasons, but you nailed it, buddy.
Yes, absolutely.
Well, I have to say, I actually got 40 point font levels of pissed off at the homelessness
bit.
So I need an early break this week.
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And we're back for more of this shit now
We've already worked our way through the first two reasons and learn that pregnant women need to suck at the fuck up
Now we're back to point number three where we're gonna learn that the fetus needs to suck it up too because reason three is
The baby has
disabilities.
Oh, sorry, Ray, I'm gonna fix that title for you.
Three, the baby would have disabilities.
Oh, man, I was really hoping it was gonna switch over to an interview with Richard Dawkins,
but it doesn't know.
I was thinking a razor wire around a basketball
hoop. Yeah, so he says, he's, and, you know, of course, the, this is so obviously like,
now let's talk about how much atheists in abortion is hate people with disabilities,
you know. Tell me, how would you kill a smush my baby
He goes all right. Well, what if it was already born and then they found out it had disabilities and and everybody's like well then it would be a
A baby. Yeah, what the fuck is this scenario? It's already out and it's on the table. No, that's not you can't retroactively abort something
It's already born What if I stub it back up into the moon?
And that's what's terrifying that gets revealed about this mindset whenever we do these
movies is that Ray doesn't seem to understand the difference between something inside your
body and outside of your body.
Yes. If I wanted to buy you a sandwich, the one I just ate.
Yeah. No man, you can't have one. She earrings. No, it's though. Yeah. I also love, there's this one
woman where he kind of tricks her into saying yes, because she doesn't realize what question.
She just is like, did you just change your mind? And she says, yes, he's
like, did I trick you by changing the parameters of the beat without you noticing? And at the
point, you said, wait, what? Also, also yes. Meal, good job, right? You're winning.
Yeah, the shortest question ever, because he just completely changes the fucking question.
Right. Right. He's like, oh, so you wouldn't kill a baby
that was already born, that was laying there,
disabled, and asking you for help.
No, I wouldn't.
So did you just change your mind about abortion?
What?
And I love to because apparently Ray can't,
like, because every other one goes on forever,
every other point goes on forever and ever and ever
and ever and he just rambles endlessly.
Ray could not come up with more than 60 seconds worth
of good reasons not to murder a disabled person. So we quickly move on. I've got one. I've
got one. What if it tends to be homeless? Then it would just have a nice lock. But we're
going to appreciate it because it's so decided to be like, oh, you're okay. And oh, you're okay. You know what I'm saying? Right. And now we get to number four, where we're going to apparently knock down the, it's her body
myth.
Oh, right.
Ray Comfort will now disprove whether or not a baby grows inside a woman's body.
Jesus.
Okay.
You did the arguments he's used up to this point.
I would be zero percent surprised if he says, well, if a body didn't belong to a man, why would
a father have to give it away at the wedding?
Right?
Jesus.
And then we get, okay, and this always comes up in these abortion movies and I fucking
love it especially from Christians because he says, well, you know, he talks about like
fetal homicide bills, right?
So if you kill a pregnant woman's fetus, you're charged with a homicide.
And it's like, you know, wow, it's like depriving her of that choice would be a criminal act
weird.
But also, I want to point out because this so rarely gets pointed out, mosaic law contradicts
this.
The Bible disagrees with this.
It sure does.
The Bible has separate laws for if you kill a human being
or if you cause a miscarriage. So either you're saying that secular law is superior or your
point is moot, right? I wanted so badly for one of these interview. He's just be like,
oh no, I'm in one of the sanctuary cities next to, and he's like, oh, really? God, you got me. You're not allowed to revenge kill you now. Damn it
Yeah, and then he starts asking when does a baby become a baby in the world?
Jesus Christ. That is three levels of leading bullshit question, right? That's like nonsense cubed
When does a baby become a baby? Right and again the whole point being that like at what point does a baby become a baby?
Right, and again, the whole point being that like,
at what point does a baby like somehow not exist
outside of your body, which by the way,
is not the, it's a woman's body argument, right?
No.
The, it's a woman's body argument is,
hey Ray, you know how if I need a kidney transplant,
I can't just tackle to you to the ground
put you in a sleeper hole and take a kidney. Doesn't matter whether that baby is a fucking tenured professor
It's not allowed to use your body
What's the question that you need to ask that you never will is when does the baby stop using a woman's body?
And that is when it is born
stop using a woman's body and that is when it is born. Yes, when it is born.
It comes back to a baby.
Yes, we have a word for that.
It's baby.
Words mean things.
It is a yeah.
Do you have the right to just kill whatever tape
worm you have inside you?
Leave it.
Leave it to Rey to turn the part that's
about a woman's body into
head of failure and not.
Oh my god. He's actual because the one girl says, well, you know, I trust my conscious.
And then raise actual question is very slight paraphrase. Yes, but what if I want to
fuck a child?
Oh my god. The similarities between my husband and my wife are getting too. Oh,
God. The lick. That's what happened is he, he, he, he, he infected him with the lick. Oh,
raise a rare atheist. Here's our movie. Fuck God, awful movies. The movie. It's about a
Christian of Power just who gets licked by an atheist because of wearing wakes up his hands
covered in pornography.
What have I done? I love to
that is actually the
reason he brings up that a
failure here as apparently is
to make the point that your
conscience can't be trusted
as your moral guide. My
conscience will handle it.
Right?
Or worse, my book that tells you how much you have to pay in damages when you rate someone
slave.
That's the answer.
That's kind of feeling is fine.
Yeah.
That's right.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
You want to go over some ages in this book? I really don't.
I'll really.
How old is the version Mary?
They're right.
And then you go quick before you think about that, hey, let's talk about Nazis, huh?
It's been almost 12 minutes.
It's like compared Noah and Eli and Anna to one of those, huh?
They thought Jews were fetuses.
What?
He goes.
He goes Nazis justified killing Jews by saying they weren't human. It It's like that's also how I justify killing bugs, right?
This falls apart when they're actually not human.
argument you see.
Yeah, it's in there and it's not one of your organs.
So it's a gift of God by that standard.
A tumor is a gift from God.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. No, certainly, certainly.
So is the hemorrhoid.
You showed to heaven 40 years after beating cancer.
God's all pissy with you.
No, it's fine.
I gave you that tumor and said, it's fine.
It's fine.
No, it's just fine.
There was plenty of other bone marrow
I could have put that cancer in too.
But you know what?
Fuck you.
Oh, okay.
I'll just get you a gift receipt next time.
Okay. God, don't get me a gift receipt next time. God, don't
get me a gift card. Don't be that thing. So just in case you weren't disgusted enough
just yet. Number five point number five is titled rape or incest. for you rain coming out against the bodily autonomy of rape victims.
Boy doesn't he cares the thing right I know I'm alone in this but I have moments where I'm sympathetic to
Ray right when I was watching banana man we're explained that everyone just didn't understand his
stand-up routine and how great it was for a full grown man who had to make a movie about how he's not stupid, you're stupid. And I'm like, oh, okay, fuck you forever.
Yeah, exactly. At 14 minutes, eight seconds of this movie, Ray Coford describes carrying
a rape fetus to term as quote, un-inconvenience.
Un-inconvenience.
Un-inconvenience.
You heard it here first, everybody.
And by the way, he means for it to sound that dismissive.
It's, that's the point, right? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's down to one lane. So the traffic was a nightmare. I, a baby was raped into me and I had to carry it. So, and then I shoved a bear burger and
they've only got the beyond burgers. Am I right? I, uh, she says, I love to, because there's,
there's, there are several women in this movie that I love and I want to pay for the fucking rest
of their educations now.
Seriously.
Starting with this little Latina girl who he says, you know, how would you kill a baby?
She says, I'd go to an abortion clinic.
He's like, oh, man, man, you'll do it.
And then one, he actually has one person who's sympathetic to him.
He says like, they're like, well, I actually know I'm against abortion.
And she says, and he's like, well, if you're against abortion, why aren't you out making
YouTube videos about it like a person who really can't.
Right?
She's like, because I just said that so you'd leave me alone.
Well, he makes the analogy of, imagine you saw a baby in a car.
Yes.
Trapped in a car.
Yes.
And I just, it reminds me of all those like the videos of people breaking into car windows
when they see a dog trapped in there.
And so let's just say Ray is no longer allowed in a pregnancy.
What?
He's holding there.
You didn't crack a window.
He's holding the right.
He needs I see. He's holding
their mouths open and blowing them to him. I got in a lot more trouble when I went low
on this. So now I use the mouth. And he gets so pounded in this section. This is one
of the women that he's talking to. This is Adriana. We all love
Adriana. Oh, Adriana. But she at one point, she goes like, well, you know, I've got some
friends who who had abortions and they feel really guilty about it later. And he goes,
oh, really? Why do you why do you think they feel guilty? And she goes mostly because
of assholes like you. Yeah. Pretty much she does. He's getting pounded in this section and he thinks he's winning.
It's like it's the rape and incest section, right?
You're going to lose this one.
There's a reason why they write exemptions into the laws when they're on your side.
Yeah.
I also love like every time somebody says abort during their response, he'll like grab
the microphone and says killing the child and then put the microphone.
He's like arguing with a six year old, right?
Why hitting yourself?
Why are you hitting yourself?
What is?
I'm also I feel like, if I recall correctly,
one of the women, it like comes out pro puppy drowning.
Yeah, that's Adriana.
Look, Adriana's not great on everything.
I'm like, Ray is comparing women to
a dog full of puppies. Which is not awesome. Not a great argumentation. And he's like,
I mean, would you just let them drain all the puppies? And she's like, yeah, sure, absolutely.
And then there's a follow-up. We're both of them are just like, well, one that actually
does happen to people who didn't realize their dog was pregnant.
That is a thing that happens a lot, actually.
But also, like, right, do you know where Veal comes from?
Yeah.
Like, right, right, exactly.
It's got to be real awkward when he tries this shit on a vegetarian.
Yeah.
Oh, great, amazing idea.
If you hear me out, we trick Rey into going to a PETA convention and then
just the crazy negates itself. Like they'll run at each other from across the room and
at the end they'll just be a normal guy with normal opinion.
Yeah.
I'm just feeling a matter of anti-matter collision or something. Just be heat.
At one point Adriana is going like, well, what's the difference between a fetus and a womb and a baby out there in a stroller and Adriana goes
Quote your question is I don't want to say retarded
Cuz you could tell Adriana's of the generation of going that's what she she knows that's a slurs
She's just like how how do I say?
I hate your question and you because of it. And then I had certain point with Adriana.
He goes like, I can tell I'm getting through to you and she's like, no, I still disagree
with you. Everybody's much and his actual rebuttal is your mouth may be saying no,
but your eyes are saying yes.
Oh my God.
This is the rape section.
She's this cry.
She's trying so hard not to kill him with her teeth.
The fact is he made it so good.
She deserves some kind of peace prize.
She's done.
After Colonel General or Mafia Man stopped the fighting in Somalia, also Adrian didn't
punch Ray Comfort right in his back place.
They're going to share this no-bell.
And just in case you didn't already love Adriana, I need to play you the clip of the end
of their interaction.
Here it goes.
What I'm trying to do is change your mind about future children that could be
aborted because you don't vote pro life.
And I'm just saying, please think about what you do.
I'm a vote for choice.
Thank you for sharing your heart.
I really appreciate it.
And I hope you think about what we talked about.
I really won't.
Thank you, though.
How nice day.
I really won't. Oh, but How nice day. I really won't.
Oh, but thank you.
She's my hero.
Adriana, fucking love this one.
I don't know if you're listening, but if you are,
reach out. We have some merch for you.
I will have your baby.
Yeah.
I will carry your baby to term.
Adriana.
Getting a very tasteful tattoo of your face on my body.
I want your approval.
All right.
Well, I think we all might need to pause for a minute to write some love poems to Adriana.
But first, let me give you the act three of the hard sell.
Does Ray comfort need to rub some ointment on that burn?
Why the fuck would he keep that in his movie?
Did EZ splice that in the last
second because they had a fight? Find out the answers to these questions and more when
we return for the third trimester of... seven reasons.
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Yeah, exactly.
I feel so bad.
There's like this one Abigail abortion Abbey's cousin.
She goes like, I know I'm selfish and evil, but I would get it a portion.
She has such low self esteem.
I just want to give her a giant atheism hug and be like, you're not
evil to want an education. Yeah. And it's look, this is what Ray is doing to women on purpose
for a living. Yeah. And this was probably the worst time for me to take a break so I
could watch this week's hands made, headmaid's tail. Yeah. Because then I came back with
vengeance and I was like, oh,
caps.
It goes at one point.
He says to her.
He goes, so you, are you saying that
education is a good reason to kill
the baby?
And she goes, well, when you put it
like that, no, I'm like, okay,
well, what if I use the English
words that mean those things and
say, so education is a good reason to have an abortion
It doesn't sound that bad now does it
Jesus and keep in mind these are all a bunch of 19 20 year old kids. I mean, I know you're not a kid at 90
Well, I'm 40 fucking three right you all look at a 19 year old and I'm just like oh, it's a kid
I like right like I could beat almost any 19 year olds kid in an argument with any fucking
proposition on any subject.
Yeah.
Like, uh, you're a fetus.
I don't want to argue with you.
You can destroy a 19 year old in the sky is green.
Yes.
They're going to all of these kids are four sentences away from crying.
Yes.
All right.
Yeah.
So then we do another fucking mad lib montage where he's going like, okay, it's okay to kill
a baby in the womb when.
And this is what I thought you I meant by best question.
Wow.
Well, see, what I love is, know what you accidentally corrected his intonation because he doesn't
say when he goes, it's okay to kill a baby in the womb.
When?
Because he doesn't know how sentences are structured.
He knows he's asking you questions.
So he just keeps doing that over and over.
So all right, great.
Feel it, feel in the blanket.
It's okay to kill a baby.
When?
And they're just like, why are you doing that weird?
What?
When you don't want it there anymore? baby. Why? And they're just like, why are you doing that weird?
When you don't want it there anymore. Yeah. There you go.
It's not a fucking baby when the heart beats. It's not it's a fetus. That's why we have these look, we, you know, it's funny.
Ray always forgets those bonus nine months when he's telling people his age,
right? It's almost like this is
selective bulls shit. Jesus. And then we watch like for several minutes, we watch people not answer
his question. There's so much pensive staring in this scene. It's starting to make Brian
Gosling uncomfortable. Jesus. He says, and then he starts sighting the Bible or at least pretending
to he says it's also wrong to it also says in the Bible that it's wrong to kill a baby in the womb, but no, no, it doesn't.
No, it does.
It's actually specific instructions and Bible.
How did you get right?
No, if you want a good laugh, go to a Christian anti-abortion site and look at the biblical
references.
They're trying to twist into the Bible saying that abortion is bad, right?
He goes, at one point, I don't know what he was trying to say here.
He goes like, you know, conscience is no good.
It drives people to drink and to suicide and it's God given.
And then there's just this hard cut while Ray beats his head against the concrete until
he's forgotten the last couple of minutes I guess.
Whoops.
That happens once in a while.
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And I'm like, do you know of one that doesn't?
What the fuck are you even talking about?
I remember, okay, so just quick story.
When I worked at Dollywood, there was this little duck that was right next to our booth.
And there's a bunch of kids that hung out in our booth.
And we watched the duck for weeks and weeks.
She had eggs up there, right? And she's hatching her eggs. She goes lays on her eggs and everything and right before we leave
The eggs hatch out so all the kids that are hanging out watch the eggs hatch out and watch the duck and then she kills the last one
Right because it's a weakling or whatever and that's what ducks do and I'm telling all the kids
Oh, look so she's got to clean that one up. Let's move on and
one up. Let's move on and laugh. That's like, you can't not have them a bad.
Very aggressively kids, but yes,
a fucking course animals kill their offspring.
And this brings us to the paradigm shift moment, right?
Where is like, all right, are you ready for this?
A mean gives his seat to a blonde guy.
Is that good?
On a bus.
And the person's like, yeah, it's nice.
And he's like, he's the driver.
Zing.
Marry.
Do you see?
Do you see hair when you think of fetuses as bus drivers?
Buschiness of oil.
What am I doing?
He says, apparently, by the way, that's a paradigm shift.
According to Ray, I was pretty sure it was a shitty joke, but no, it's a paradigm shift. According to your right, I was pretty sure it was a shitty joke,
but no, it's a paradigm shift.
A paradigm.
And does anyone, and maybe this is just a nice thing,
because like, no, you were a juggler.
I'm a magician.
So like, you ever watch someone who's been doing their act
for so long, lose their place in the script,
and jump back into another place, but not notice?
Yes, because that is what is this movie is for Ray.
He's like, hey, let me change him on.
Are you a good person?
How would you kill a baby?
What time is it?
I show time.
He just emailed this one in is what I'm saying.
Yeah, right.
Oh, God, he goes into the, if you hate someone,
you're a murderer thing.
I'm like, man, I am murder in the fuck out of you right now.
Oh, also, he says if you use a filth word, a
filth word, a
filth word, a swear, a swear.
I don't know.
Embrace mine.
So filth word.
I love that so much.
This is one of the guys who spells out God when he says it.
He never said GD or another filthewer.
Oh God.
So yeah, we're at 25 minutes, eight seconds before we get the, are you a good person,
Stick? He actually uses the Jeremiah quote.
Now, this is the number one quote
that anti-abortion folks, the Christians will use to prove.
I fucking love this quote. This is the quote. Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you.
That is the closest they can get in the entire fucking Bible. Keep in mind, he's not talking
to you, the reader. He's talking to Jeremiah at that point. So and and that means
that life begins by the way way before conception. Right. And unless of course you read the other
parts of the Bible where it says that the soul enters into the body on its first breath
which it says over and over and over again in the body. Yeah, or all the parts where the Bible's like,
here's how to cause an abortion just in case,
you know, you want to give a bronzed education.
I'm right.
Yes.
And then back, we're back to Nazis again,
because apparently six million Jews died for your right
to not have an abortion.
Sure.
Oh, and then we get hardcore kid.
We have this great moment where like Ray is obviously
talking to a kid who has seen some shit.
This kid has a thousand yard stare
and he's like, he's trying to have a stowl
on something and the kid, whether he's bluffing or not,
is like, yeah, I stole food to feed my starving family
and Ray's like, you could have gone to the church, see the kitchen. All right, you, you, you, you could have gone to a church.
See, kitchen.
All right, Sean, you're going to hell.
Pretty much.
Oh, God, he, when he's doing a whole filthward point at one point, he's like trying to convince
somebody why they should not say the God's name and vein or whatever.
And he starts saying all, it starts like listing all the great things that God has, has
given you.
But it's the random Eli looking around the room, trying to think of a name thing, right?
He basically just has God gave you hats.
He actually looks, he's hampers are taste buds and America.
In all fairness, she is wearing one of the ugliest hats. It's like obviously hot day and she's like,
it's weird, beanie on that looks homemade
because you can see the stitches being put away.
Maybe that's why you didn't go with hats.
That was just the original thing was to say,
God gave you hats and then he looked at her hat.
He's like,
taste buds. God gave it, didn't give you that.
That's devil's work.
And now of course, Ray gets distracted now because we have a, we have a, do you know what
death is?
Oh my fucking love this.
So Kruela DeVille drawn by Lisa Frank gets this question and she's like,
well, he says, do you know what death is? Yeah, she's like, no. She doesn't know what death
is. I've never heard of this word. I feel like this may have been taking out about contacts. Well, but so Ray explains what death is.
It's it's like going to see an old timey judge a
pin.
He keeps telling all of these children, God's going to kill you
because you deserve it.
How do you not know you're the villain in this fucking movie?
You also, if this point explains to her that he's got tears in his hot for her.
Oh, that's right.
That's blood.
That's blood.
That's blood.
Also, watch out because that's what makes you a human, according to you.
Yeah, right.
If your heart starts to cry, you're going to watch out.
I fucking love it when people try to explain Christian doctrine to other people.
It sounds so I don't know if you have a friend who watches the OA.
It's the fun little thing.
Go and ask them to describe the plot of OA to you in five minutes and you will get the
craziest nut job like word vomit.
You've ever heard this is a challenge.
All right, it's not a show.
It's a relationship.
Yeah.
It is.
It is exactly how I feel when people try to tell me about Christian document.
And he's just like, going on, this section was literally called, what was a section?
This was, I'm not ready for a baby.
And he's talking about
angels and after you die, you're still anyway. It's insane.
And let's keep in mind that if you just, you know, cut away all the Florida language
and everything what he's doing is literally threatening to have his invisible friends
kill and torture these children in that order if they vote for Democrats. Right?
Because he loses every one of them saying, you're going to vote for pro life now, aren't you?
Right?
He tells us one kid, he's like, now have you heard about this?
Jesus fellow that died for your sins and the guys like, dude, I'm not punching you
right now.
That seems like I feel like I'm doing more than my fear of share.
Poor black lipstick girl was apparently in a hurry when she was stopped by this guy and
decided to listen to this bullshit.
I love this.
I like when he's good, when he's given his OA explanation or whatever, there's like all
of these shots of people who are just clearly waiting for their turn to speak as soon as
he stops his sentence, but it's a ceaseless sentence that eventually
just loops back around on itself.
And he's presenting that as like, look, look, they're really chewing on my words.
They're really listening to it.
And they keep going like, but anyway, everyone's yawning and tapping their one.
Slowly backing away. It's like, so yeah, you'll think about this later
You'll you'll take this pamphlet and she's like yeah, I'll promise I'll think about it later like not now
Year two honestly
I'm going to spam that out like
Do you want to put your pamphlet in the garbage?
Do you want to put your pamphlet in the garbage?
Oh Jesus. Yeah, so he gets done with his whole like Jesus didn't die on the cross so you could vote for Elizabeth fucking Warren bit And then and then we get back to the underbidding right like he's going to go is at one point he says now
Brian has anything I've said made any sense at all and Brian goes a little bit and he's like there we go victory
Do you understand the words coming out of my mind?
Ron, I just think you're gonna say yes, I speak English and all, you know, the rest of the
English. And then oh, we also get the, the, the clothes on that one conversation. I
was that girl that was like very clearly uncomfortable, right?
And yet the girl who's like, hey, thanks so much for telling me that my mom didn't abort
me.
I didn't know that.
All right, bye.
And even recognizing like when he's like closing up with her, he goes, look, I know this
is made you very uncomfortable.
But I just kept fucking doing it.
Didn't know I just know when I was shitting all over you week,
I still don't realize I'm the villain even now.
It.
And then yeah, she thanks Ray for her mom not aborting her.
All right, so about here, Ray remembers
that he was doing a list.
And then we get to number seven, it's not a baby.
It's not right.
We've just established it's not a fucking baby.
No, he hasn't even said the word fetus this entire time.
So race pulling out the big guns now, which is his completely inaccurate picture of three
week old fetus.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
He says, you know, it's heart starts beating at three
weeks. Well, here's a nine week old fetus. And the reason he does that is because at three
weeks, it is a fucking water gum with a weird sort of like caterpillar thing squishy,
fleshy caterpillar like stuck onto its back. It looks more like a face sucker than a baby.
Yes. Yes. If you show a three week old baby, people like, yeah, I would step on that.
That looks gross.
Yeah, that's gross.
You're trying to save some kind of species
of monarch butterfly.
You're doing it, man.
Yeah, he's like, you know, babies have heartbeats
at three weeks.
Here's a picture of a baby three times that old.
But notice, when they show the picture,
there's not like a golf ball,
it clipshing it for like
context or whatever, right? This is the size of a goddamn cherry. That's how roll the
fetus is at nine fucking weeks. Yeah. By, by, by, he goes, he keeps, but he's got it
in his little pamphlet. So he keeps opening up and says, see, he is a picture of a nine
week old baby. I'm like, no, you know what? An eight week old baby has webbed fingers
and toes. You're welcome. That's an eight week old fetus, though. That's a negative 38 week
old baby. That's a good point. Yeah. Hey, man, I want to use your math. Come here. I want
to give you nine bucks. Also, there's an amazing moment where he's asking this like pair
of girls. And he's like, do you know how they do he's asking this like pair of girls and he's like,
do you know how they do an abortion?
And one of the girls is like, they break the arms and legs first.
She thinks the fetus owes abortion is money.
I'm gonna hold it.
I'm gonna fucking mob hit.
Well, the one guy goes, wait, so they crushed their head and then ripped the arms and legs
off while it's living.
I'm like, no, man, they just crushed the head
when it's living after a fat.
You can do whatever you want.
It's, and it's not living technically, it's viable.
Yeah, right, right.
Yeah, exactly.
Also, this is where we get the one girl who is like,
but is it your life precious?
And she's like, actually, I'm suicidal and my reverse hair.
Oh, I fucking love this girl.
Mental illness damage. I cannot tell you how many
conversations I have had with this girl over my lifetime actually I'm
suicidal I'm on 74 medications by yeah God I wish I was
aborted
yes your
boots
the
tips the fuck
oh
oh
I pray for death.
Bye bye.
I wanted her to dab before she left.
Oh, I love her.
Yeah.
And then we get the plant, right?
There's the last guy he interviews this guy who's like, no, I think it's a woman's choice.
And he says, well, look at this picture.
And then the guy's like, wow, I am totally convinced now
and dramatically looking at the camera.
That's the child.
Is this pre-Pubescent Kinniki from Greece?
Oh, I like that.
Yeah.
Well done.
Yeah.
I like him.
The most obvious goddamn plant in the world, right?
Absolutely.
It might as well be Ray Comfort in a mustache on top of his
other mustache. I'm an American, y'all. And then, okay, I love the way he closes the saw off.
We see Adriana again. We see just a quick shot of Adriana who told us earlier that she did have an
abortion, which is, you know, prompted Ray to say, did you feel guilty about killing your baby? Um, so we show a picture of her,
and then we show a photograph of her baby that was never born, I guess. Well, we show
a black baby, a black baby. Yeah. He was like, that's the baby she killed. Yeah. Exactly.
Yes, it would be this way. By the way, I checked that is the first result for
black baby on the stock images. Oh, is it really?
Yeah, play hasn't listened to his credits, which stock images website use? So if you ever
want a real insight into Ray's mind, just take a guess at what he's searching for. And
yeah, that was that was black baby. Oh, God. Oh good. So yes, we end on an image of the baby that was never allowed to be born and
then easy zwing pops up to pimp the website for a pit.
Well, before that, we get the Jeremiah quote again.
Oh, yes. What do you guys imagine when you hear that quote because I imagine an old Hebrew dude trying to assemble a baby like Ikea furniture inside a woman's
Velocity.
I just love that.
I love that quote so much.
But you have to lift no you have to lift up that side because I haven't put in the screws.
It won't stand up.
Fucking part A.
That's fucking. I lost one. It won't stand up fucking part a
I lost one that's the first one. Why am I just now getting to part a
All right, well the closed things off. I think the question is obvious
What is the least lethal object you would abort a fetus with if it meant no one ever had to watch this movie again. Oh, I'm going to go ironic a baby Einstein seat.
Nice, nice.
Well, I'm going to have to say the abortion pill because you know, it's like not lethal.
It only kills fetuses.
Oh, well done.
Well done.
Sure.
Yeah.
All right. Well, that's exactly how I'm going to answer
that question to Ray. Oh, you know, I like, I always whenever I watch a Ray Comfort movie,
I always think like I feel like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction, like it would have been worth
him doing it just for me to be there to catch him doing it. You know, I just gonna like
paint half my hair green and paint my eyebrows red and wear black lipstick and walk around slightly behind Ray until he asks.
I just, I've never wanted it more than I wanted it in this goddamn movie.
Oh, so good.
All right, well, Anne, I can't thank you enough. I'd say we should do this again sometime, but it sounds like a threat when I say that.
So, really does, really does sound like a threat.
Alright, and a lot of our listeners apparently just realized or just didn't know until
very recently that you had an album out.
Oh, yeah, I do.
And I've had a lot of people ask like where they could go to find that.
So while I've got you on the line, where can they go if they want to hear more from you?
You know, go to anabosnic.com.
There's links there to where you can buy my CD online or you can just, you know, anywhere you get music. So Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, all that stuff.
Awesome. Awesome. And of course, we'll have it linked on the show notes as well. And while that's
going to do it for our review of seven reasons, that's not going to do it for the episode yet,
because we still need to grease the skids for next week's show. So Eli, tell us what's on deck.
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Adriana went on to get her black belt in Crock-Meghan
in case another Australian evangelist ever popped out
of a bush at her.
Ray Comfort fell into a deep depression
when he realized none of the women he'd lusted after in his heart
ever had his baby afterwards, and he's pretty sure
in that means they had abortions.
Match the pug never forgave Anna or Eli for both the time she had to watch this one.
Oh no.
Oh poor girl. I'm so pissed.
Just wandering around my living room last night going what is race version of a lady's
home almost like I'm a living room last night going what is race version of a ladies home home is
like
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