God Awful Movies - 248: Gam248 Plandemic
Episode Date: May 19, 2020This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down one of the deadliest movies we've ever reviewed, Plandemic. It's the story of how to get kicked off of YouTube for profit, as long as you don't mind ...amassing a body count along the way. --- Check Marsh out on Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Oh, I love this so much. I just I picture her as like a bitter inner bar smoking whiskey that she sees a baller on the news on TV doing so well,
so I taught him everything he knows.
He doesn't even find me for it.
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Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another terrible movie because it turns
out when they're bad enough movies can kill people.
I'm your host Noah Luciens.
Heath is unable to join us this week but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend
Eli Bosnick Eli.
How are you this fine afternoon, sir? I am innocent of marijuana possession. Thank you. Oh, okay. No,
uh, interesting. Interesting. Police live. No warrant for my arrest. That is it. Never.
And I too was arrested because I was on to them. Yeah. No, I get it. I'm with you.
Hello.
Second, hello.
And sitting one ocean to my right is our guest massacres today.
Michael Marshall is the project director for the Good Thinking Society.
He's the host of Be reasonable and the co-host of Skeptics with a K. Marsh.
Welcome back, sir.
Hey, nice to be back, guys.
Thanks for having us back on and for putting me through this.
Because if the world wasn't already
making me a success about this virus, this film is certainly going to do the trick.
Oh, well, like somehow I feel like this is both the longest and shortest movie we've ever done.
In so many ways. Okay, so let's just build a beans here. Tell us, Marsh, what will be breaking down
today? We watch, pandemic. It's the half hour excerpt from an upcoming
documentary, asterisk, in which a world leading virologist,
another asterisk, a healthy crew asterisk, a story of how
Anthony Fauci and the deep state ruined her life whole bunch
more asterisk. I would see a transcript of this movie just
with asterisk after every dupe of
the date.
It'll look like the fucking title card for mash.
And this is.
All right, and Eli, how bad was this movie asterisk?
Well, if you loved loose change, but you wish it was filmed from inside the twin towers.
Oh, love.
This, look, we've watched a lot of crazy bullshit documentaries.
We watched Vax.
We watched aliens aren't real.
They're demons trying to get you to do butt stuff, right?
But we've never before watched a documentary where like the subject of their lie was something
you could drive from your house and get yourself killed by it, right? This is like if there made a
moon denial documentary from the fucking moon. This is no trust me. That night will go all the way in you'll be fine. It's so goddamn reckless. It is a homofucking
side of this movie. Like I mean, I mean, we watched back and I'm like, are you kidding me?
This movie. Ah, yeah, okay. So we're gonna do our best worst, apparently I'm going first this time here. It got moved around.
So I'm going with the best worst slick production
on this flick.
All right, every goddamn article I saw
about this going into it said this was a slickly produced
video that makes this argument,
but the goddamn filmmaker misspelled filmmaker
in the opening minutes of the bell.
Oh, that's amazing.
Right, there are two doctors sitting next to one another
who, like, when the cameraman refuses
to shoot both of them in the same fucking frame,
he's gonna have half of them in one frame
and half of them in the other,
is the first glaring error of this movie occurs
six seconds in.
I mean, slick compared to some of the shit,
we've watched but a holy fuck.
What were these other guys talking about?
I think they might mean slick in the sense of slippery.
Because every other sentence was a totally different lie.
So it was like trying to grab that arcade worm.
You could win.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, win with the pocket vagina
that eventually turned into a children's toy.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Exactly.
Yes.
See, I was gonna go with best worst evil plan.
So just to be clear, this is a 26 minute movie asterisk.
And let me make sure I understand this.
Anthony Fauci's plan was to steal a former
Ebola trainers agency.
Use this to get a little tiny whip and a little tiny chair.
A little hoop for them to jump through.
For sure. Then he uses that A's research to solidify his dark world,
North Carolina Wuhan connections.
Yep. Mm-hmm.
Then he spends two decades
and four administrations warning everybody about it.
Three and a half, yeah.
Only to give it to everyone and then patent the vaccine,
AKA the faucien.
It's a foolproof plan.
God, that makes sure I got the
single way.
The ones that they haven't counted on, Marsh,
and that's what the people can see through their lives.
So this link to my best words,
because I had best worst understanding of vaccines,
because the plan, you absolutely right,
that was the entire plan, Eli. And then it was to wait until pretty much everyone in the world is infected with the virus
and then sell them the vaccine. Right at the point where a vaccine's used us because you've already
got it. It's not a cure. It's not a treatment. It's a vaccine preventative. You've got to do it
with full people get infected. Yeah, they're really fucking up their profit margins on this thing every day.
Here. All right, well, tell you what, there are only 26 minutes to debunk, but that could take 26
hours if we wanted to hit every single lie. So we're going to keep the break. When we come back,
we'll dive into all the homicidal misinformation that is planned.
Right, but you can see how the accusation itself is hurtful.
I do not see that, no.
Eli, now!
Ah!
Thank you.
Thank you, Noah.
Um, what was that and how do I join?
Oh, I, uh, I give Noah 40 bucks a week to remind him to brush my teeth.
For two minutes!
Yes, two minutes.
And flossing!
Yes, and flossing. Look, I'm
all forced right, can Eli, whenever possible. But why don't you just try quip? Hmm. You look
like Martin Scrowley. No, not not a quip quip. Oh, what's quip? They're the good habits
company. Quips, electric brush has sensitive sonic vibrations with a built-in timer and 30 second pulses to
guide a full and even clean. Plus, quip delivers fresh brush heads, floss and toothpaste refills
to your door every three months with free shipping, so your routine is always right.
Wow, that does sound easier than paying no other slap me.
Yeah, and if you go to getquip.com slash awful right now, you'll get your first refill free.
That's your first refill free at getquip.com slash awful spelled G-E-T-Q-I-P.com slash awful.
Quip, the good habits company.
Thanks, Marsh.
Ow!
Know what you can stop. I'm going to use Quip now.
No, I just don't like you very much. So that is fair.
Hi, I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'm No Illusions.
You know, episodes like this one can get a little serious.
With this much deadly information to debunk, there's less time to talk about what animals
combined with what celebrities people look like.
And let's face it, a worldwide conspiracy is a lot more fun to believe than a series of
underfunded unprepared government agencies that let your grandma die, which is why we've
created Marsh did COVID dot com.
That's right.
Marsh did COVID dot com.
Seriously, another website.
Why did Marshtoo COVID?
Well, as many of you know, QED recently canceled
its 2020 convention.
Who could be like a thousand people, Erily?
Leaving Mars skeptic of the year for the third year in a row.
Coincidence, we think not.
Find out the truth today at marsh did covid dot com
Because marsh did covid with his science powers
Why do I keep coming here?
And we're back and we're going to make it all a six seconds into the movie before they betray house likely produced the movie isn't. That's for my opening.
Mars, I noticed that you've also known us the seer.
Well, yeah, so they've misspelled the word copyright.
They said we use copyrighted and, well, it says uncopyrighted.
They've spelled copyrighted wrong.
And then I thought, what is uncopyrighted?
And I realized they've also spelled non-wrong.
What they need is non-copyrighted.
And they must have fuck up bullshith all the words.
So they've got a very low wind percentage, even a per word of the first sentence.
It's amazing.
Again, like we're talking about just one run through spell check and we're and this is,
you know, we hit the slickly that we're going for here.
Yeah.
To be fair, it is the least deadly mistake that they will make. That's true.
Credit credits too. Like it's, you know, it, yeah, take medical advice from a Goddamn YouTube
video that can't make it through the first written or spoken sentence without a glaring
error that they didn't notice. Yeah, not even my favorite spelling mistake in the film.
It's not even my favorite
on that. And it's not often you get that with films that you get to say that the spelling
outstelmitate me say favorite. Also, they're very clearly trying to do legal ease even though
they don't know any legal like they bumped Andrew on an escalator and now they're trying to make
it into a lawsuit. They have this sentence where they're like, any film made in good faith intended
for educational distribution is exempt from all laws.
Yes, this film being detained.
And for some reason,
if there's ever been a movie that's made
not in good faith, it's this fucking movie.
Second of all, that's not how copyright works, right?
Like your teacher wasn't legally exempt from all copyright laws when they showed roots
because they were stoned before class.
All right, so yeah, so we get past the first couple of misspellings and then we're going
to meet the, so this entire movie basically is a entirely non-critical interview with
Dr. Judy Mike, Mike of it's, is that the part of
the pronunciation?
I think Mike of it's, yeah.
And we were introduced to her by a bullshit, asshole lying fucking narrator saying,
and I quote, Dr. Judy, Mike of it's has been called one of the most accomplished scientists
of her generation.
Yeah, just now.
Yeah, I mean, she's been called a lot of other things as well, including the defendant.
Yeah, I was thinking we could talk about a fraud, fucking fighter now, kind of.
Credit where credits do this movie begins with no before hello.
They don't spend any time on her credentials.
They're just like, she's been called a great scientist.
And here's why she's not a fraud thief.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, you're right.
Exactly, exactly.
They don't protest too much in the opening goddamn lines
of the movie.
And so it's like, first of all, okay.
So apparently she was a middling scientist,
could publish some shit and then have this
one crazy controversial paper where,
like no one could replicate her findings
and everyone else involved in the paper
voluntarily retracted it, but she refused to
until millions of dollars were spent on a study
that ultimately disproved her hypothesis
from her one paper.
And then she admitted it was wrong, but then later started saying it was still right
despite that study, that's the person that we're dealing with here.
What?
And then stole a bunch of shit on her way out.
Yeah, right, right, when they fired her because she kept sticking by this fucking theory
that had been proven wrong, she stole a bunch of the fucking research and property.
Yes. And that is the hero of this documentary. That's the hero of this
interview. That's the person we're rooting for is that thief who did terrible science
since she's the whistleblower who were on the side of amazing. Yeah. And just to be clear,
me and Dr. Miscoids, I got fired from Quiznos when I was 16 years old and I took a whole bag of the sweet black
angus meat on with me.
Dr. Miskewitz have the same approach to what happens and we're let go.
We just grabbed the nearest thing and stuff in our fucking back.
And also look, I don't mean to belittle this woman.
Well, I mean to belittle her.
I don't mean to belittle this woman. Well, I mean to belittle her. I'm sorry. I don't mean to belittle this profession, as I said.
But look, before she was the lead researcher
of this place where she did this fucking study
that was so controversial,
she was tending bar at a fucking yacht club.
The people who own this fucking thing,
that's where they met her.
Yep.
Okay, so like this is the person that's the leading scientist
in her fucking universe. Yeah, but you forget she did, she published that blockbuster article, you know, it was
in the journal science, you know, maybe you've heard of it, he definitely delivers the journal
science like he's, he's kind of dropping that on the desk in front of you.
Yes.
Like the audience at home is going to go, ooh, yeah, that's what you're saying.
And he says her article sent shockwaves the scientific community. And it's, yeah,
a bit like the way that you're shocked when you see an intruder in the corner of your
room. And then you look again and you see, oh, you just hung your coat up slightly funny.
And you're mistaken. And it's that kind of like, oh, if that wasn't intruder, that would
have been shocking. But it turns out we were just wrong. And actually it turns out to
be something completely different. And we were just mistaken. Everything was actually
as we thought it should be. No surprises there after all.
And it's also one of those weird ass fucking things that these conspiracy theorists always do
where they use this authority, but then you they don't let you use it, right?
Like so it's hurt.
She was published in the journal science.
Ooh, big deal.
I was like, okay, but what is, what is the journal science say about her publication now?
Right?
If we're using that as an authority, the editor of science wants to fight her like
fist.
It was in their editor sections weird.
Also, we have to talk about the fact that she looks like the Omega Karen, right?
Like, if she is the Karen from which all other Karen's sprang, she makes sense physically.
Yeah, I had that, she looks as if my aunt Kathy got the part of agent Smith in the matrix.
Yeah.
That's what she was saying.
There you go.
Yeah.
And oh, by the way, we should point out that all of this stuff we've said about her, either
that's true or she's the innocent victim of character assassination by Big Pharma.
That's the other possibility, right?
Yes. We're going to learn that Big Pharma and Science Magazine destroyed her professional
career and her personal life. They say it destroyed her personal life. And I'm pretty sure
Science Magazine didn't destroy her personal life. But that's on. I don't think Science Magazine
stopped it and was like, you should stop fucking. I don't know if you guys know that.
That's on I don't think science magazine stopped in and was like you should stop fucking I don't know if you guys
It's probably got diseases or something you lied about RNA traces within vaccines. That's true. That's true. She's dead for her
Oh Jesus, okay, so we meet her She's gonna be obviously the main character that we're gonna follow through this movie
We also have to meet our other major character that is
He lists himself
This is how he lists himself,
is this little fucking pigeonhole in the blurb at the bottom of the goddamn screen. Father
slash. So first of all, fuck you.
That's trash. Filmmaker.
Yeah, yeah, Filmmaker. Filmmaker is what he is. Filmmaker.
Oh, it's always a good sign when your CV has two items on it and one of them is misspelled
and the other one is has functioning seed.
And that is the entire issue of your whole of the page.
Yeah, live it up, model slash actors.
You finally have someone to look down on.
No, it's not.
It's not.
And you know, because he is a filmmaker, you might wonder what are the films he's aid.
So he made a, he made a film called New Ronson Avano, which is all about psychedelic drugs and their
powers to heal you.
And he also produced a pseudo inspirational documentary called leap and he'll be making
some real leaps in this particular one as well.
So he's carried that theme of leap on.
We might be the worst leap we've ever watched.
If we watched it on this movie, or on podcast rather. Yeah, so yeah, this is
Mickey Willis. He also misspelled just like not just film make you also misspelled this first fucking name.
M-I-K-K-I
As a Michael who's been Mickey at various points in his life this offended me this
Affinity my phone nobody just because you, it's hard to take seriously anybody called
Mickey anyway, but he just really removed any possibility of credibility by going for
the double K option.
So you've got to, you've got to hand it to him, forgiveness that right up front, really.
Yeah, for, for somehow having less fucking intellectual integrity than the cartoon mouse version
of that name, yeah.
This guy goes to the strip club and the girls are like, no, really, what's your name? What's your real name? All right. And oh, and so as to this
guy's motivations, because I've seen again, I read a ton of shit on like debunking this
and everything leading into this. And a lot of people spend a lot of ink on whether or
not this guy really believes what he's saying or whether he's just trying to promote this book or whatever.
I don't fucking care, right?
You made a video to rebut medical advice.
I don't give a fuck pandemic.
Yeah, during a goddamn pandemic, right?
Like, I don't care how sure you were that demons were going to fly out of the stab hole
afterwards.
You still murdered him, right?
Yeah, yeah.
There's not a, the pile of dead bodies potentially at the feet of this documentary.
Those people wouldn't be totally fine about it because they knew he was super sincere.
So you would be mented.
Oh, then it's fine that you convinced me to turn down real medicine to trust Quackery
and therefore led me to my death.
It's fine if you absolutely believed it.
Yeah. And it's not like this documentary was made in one continuous fucking take.
He had plenty of time while he was editing in news footage from the Chinese government
to support his boys.
I feel like,
What the fuck are you looking at?
What I'm saying?
Neeee.
Right.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly. So he opens up this fucking interview.
We finally get to the interview that's gonna be the entire movie
And he's like, okay, so Judy either you're a liar or everyone else in all of medical sciences
We're gonna go with
With the
Ladder option they are not really consider the former as it turns out
He opens up with you went to jail like all great innocent scientists to be
Jesus Christ, you know how bad you have to fuck up science to went to jail like all great innocent scientists to be Paul. Jesus Christ. You know how bad you have to fuck up science to go to jail. Like, it says all sorts of mistakes. Shit built in. You can spend 20 years of
your life proving that you're wrong and get a Nobel prize. This lady fucked
science so hard she went to jail. The built down guys didn't go to fucking jail.
Did they? Anyway, so yeah, and right away this this whole story of her is false apart.
As she's fucking telling it, right? She's like, you know, I was put under a five year gag
order where I was not allowed to say anything and all about this where they would manufacture
new evidence and put me back into jail. And I'm like, wait, they were going to manufacture evidence and they put a sunset clause on there. I don't get it.
No, but to be fair, she does say that for five years, if I went on social media, they
said they'd find new evidence. And I'm pretty sure Andrew has made the same threat to
Eli in the past.
He has. He has. She also explains that she went bankrupt, but you can't go bankrupt
if your credit score is good.
Yeah, no, she says, yeah, she was forced into bankruptcy despite a perfect credit score.
Like, yeah, that's just function of debt, lady, not how bankruptcy weren't like there.
They're there to take back your gold-plated couch and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's
your credit score?
I'm sorry, 720.
You don't have the money to pay for.
Oh, God, the other thing she says is about going to prison.
She says she knew there was no evidence the first time she went to jail.
And to be fair, it turns out she is not the best judge of what constitutes evidence.
So that's why she didn't recognize it when it was there.
That'll be something of a recurring problem for her.
And also she like, she says in the fucking opening things she's like I went to jail I was held without
charges there were no warrants or anything for my arrest like those that's a matter of public
fucking record later they were signed by a god damn judge on November 17th of 2011 the day before
you are arrested I've looked at both of them.
Yeah, yeah. I really love that. You know, it's that she's held in jail, charged with
nothing, no warrant. Now, as long as she's not lying about the most easily verifiable piece
of information, the credibility is golden from here on in.
Oh, for fuck's sake, are they counting on no one to double check? Just as is that they
intimidated her husband
and one of the facturcs that I read about this was like,
the intimidation of her husband was them coming in
and being like, hey man, is this shit she stole
in your house and her husband being like,
yes.
Well, and let's spend a second on this, okay,
because like what happened is she stole some data and took some laptops and shit
home from the laboratory she worked from when she got fired.
Or actually, she didn't take them home.
The guy that was living with her at the time, some guy that was like renting a room from
her, signed a sworn fucking affidavit that she asked him to bring that shit from her
office and he did.
And another person signed a, a short affidavit that she asked her to do the same thing and she turned her down
right
so that's what fucking happened or at least that's the allegation against her that's what the the charges were ultimately dropped right like because i guess the guy who is
bringing the charges against her was also in some legal trouble the charges were ultimately dropped but that's what actually fucking happened. It is verifiably not the goddamn thing she says in the movie.
Well, you can think that, Noah, but how do you know for certain it? It wasn't that, quote,
the police planted all that evidence on her. She had nothing to do with it. She didn't
steal it. That was all planted. Like the movie's main witness is attending the, I have no
idea how that bag of weed got there, officer.
Maybe that'll be defense. Yes. Yes. the movie's main witness is attending the I've no idea how that bag of weed got their officer. Literally later in the movie, I said that this is that scene in cops where the guy explains
to the cops, the crack in his hand isn't his, the documentary.
Yeah.
She says the stolen property was planted and I'm like, okay, but they had to sue you to
get it back.
Right? That's it.
Well, okay, all right.
If you insist.
Well, now that it's here, we should be able to trust this move when it comes to intellectual
property and the possibility of it being stolen because we know for a fact this movie
only uses uncopyrighted stuff.
So if anyone understands copyrighting over here, is this fucking movie?
All right.
Yes, so she starts talking about how the government destroyed her reputation.
Okay, so she names Anthony Fauci as the chief villain in her story here, too, right?
That's going to be a recurring thing in here.
And honestly, that's really the whole point of this is to try to tie her new book to this,
you know, Anthony Fauci is a member of the Deep State Conspiracy Theory.
And it's such a sad obsession because he has so nothing to do with this insane lady's
sad little life.
It's like me getting arrested in a Wendy's parking lot and being like, fuck you, Dave!
I knew you were behind this!
I was taken a shit against the wall because the Maddox toilet paper and Dave, he instructed
his hoodlums.
Yes, right.
Right.
She starts talking about, like, there's a point here where she's explaining that she's
under a federal double secret probation.
Right.
She starts talking about how she's under an investigation that's so secret that it's there's no way to confirm that it exists. And she's not even allowed
to have a lawyer to defend herself because officially there's no such thing as this investigation.
Yeah. Yeah. It's history is that they all colluded to attack her in secret. And the
fact that they won't tell you that's true just proves how true it actually is. That's how
it really is that they won't even acknowledge this thing she's made up is true.
And maybe she just says she has no rights. I wanted to be like, yeah, I mean, government
just let soldiers live in my house all the fucking time.
I'm sorry. National Guards troops in my fucking dad as we speak. And then Mickey fucking the filmmaker, I'm sorry, the Phil maker. Wow,
you are so selfless to risk your freedom for the good of humanity with no ulterior motives,
whatsoever. Apropos of nothing. Here's what the cover of your new book looks like. I honestly
almost went with best worst intro of a book, right? So, wow, you are a hero and to sacrifice all that, anyways, let's take a look at this
clip from your new movie.
Yeah.
It's so, and by the way, you want to hear the saddest goddamn part of this fucking movie.
That book was number one on Amazon about a week ago.
It's still just dropped out of the top tent today.
Oh, God.
And so this is the book.
It is interesting. You know, she's got a book out
about all of this. The core author of the book, first of all, is a guy called Kent Heckin Lively,
which sounds like a name that Heath gave himself during an ad read for Dick Pills.
Definitely one of Heath's characters for the Dick Pellards. And so you start looking at the
character she's knocking around with, or this virologist who's super knowledgeable about immunology and Kent Heckenlively is currently banned from Australia because
he called for a ban on all vaccinations and he calls himself the number one, the world's
number one, anti-vaxxer. And that's her co-author. You think, well, who else is involved in
this book? Well, the forward, the forward to the book is by Robert F. Kennedy, whether
F stands for fucking idiot. He's getting the forward to the book.
She's got a cover quote from Luke Montagne, who won a Nobel laureate for his work on HIV,
but his other work include essentially justifying the Water Memory Theory of Homeopathy. So her
book is basically like the Avengers for Batchit. It's actually all of the Batchit heroes from
around the extended universe and brought them together to fight a pandemic, fight for a pandemic.
Yeah, fight for, yeah, exactly on the side of Thanos. Yeah. So and what I loved, like a fucking
Mickey almost accidentally spills it all right, because he's like, wow, you know, if your
story's true, you are in mortal danger. And yet you do not look frightened. Yeah. At all. You just look, um, we're excited by opportunity to sell your book.
And yes.
Oh, and then of course, it's time for us to demonize the ever loving fuck out of one of the
few good people left in the American government, Dr. Anthony Fauci, right?
It's like not only is he a bad guy, he's the boss villain of this movie, right?
Oh God, it's so amazing because they keep shooting him in sepia tone, but every time he's
like handing a lollipop to a baby or holding a sign that says like, please buy an extra
hundred masks.
Like they can't find any quotes that make him seem ominous.
No, I know. He is a very difficult man to make a peer evil.
He just, he doesn't have it in him, and they try really hard.
And also they point out, you know, the bad guys,
they're trying to make it sound really sinister.
The bad guys are the national institute
of allergies and infectious disease.
And for one thing, I feel like the allergy guys
are basically mostly mequids there.
I don't think those are the main drivers of the conspiracy.
You know, it's like the federal bureau of mass death and itchy rashes.
I feel like they're thinking of the rest of the success of this.
And then, okay, so she starts explaining how, oh, God, this is so fucking convoluted.
And almost all of it is verifiably false and the parts that aren't verifiably
false are only supported by her goddamn accusations. So let's try to unpack her claims about
eight, right? So she says that she was involved early on in some of the confirmatory work
when HIV was first isolated and determined to be the cause of AIDS. Now there was, if you were
called a huge controversy about this, a French doctor actually did isolate HIV first and then an American
doctor trying to steal his research and everything. Well, so she tries to tie Anthony Fauci to
this and herself, right? So she says she was involved in the confirmatory research of the
French guy, which is utter fucking bullshit because she was like she didn't even have her PhD
Like there's no goddamn way that this like fresh out of goddamn college person would be in like at the forefront
Cutting edge fucking medicine like so it's it's complete horseshit to begin with but then so apparently she confirmed that this French guy was right
But then Anthony fucking fouls. She dropped out of the ceiling and fucking started screaming at her that she couldn't publish that binding
until this other guy had stolen his finished stealing his research.
Yeah, this whole section's amazing.
One of the things I, well, the little notes that I had about this section is they keep
cutting to footage of Anthony Fauci at the time, which is in 1984, when I think he was
being played by Roy Scheider, if you haven't, look, I'm pretty sad.
That's just how he has that time.
And she talks through the conversation she had with Fauci about, I said this and he said,
no, you're not going to do that.
I said, I'm going to do that.
I said, this conversation didn't happen.
This is just in your head.
And we're watching this in the documentaries, if this is real.
Right.
Well, in the whole idea of it is so bizarre because she starts talking about like her boss was
out of town in Europe, which is why Anthony Fauci came to her who couldn't all at best
only be this like super, super low level researcher at that time, right?
Again, she didn't even have her fucking PhD yet.
So wouldn't have been the chief investigator on any goddamn thing with the NIH.
No.
So instead of, you know, a phone, right, which existed in 1984, she could have, could have
fucking called her boss and said, hey, you know, let's hold up the publication of that
paper.
She makes, she makes it out that he had to come and start screaming at her about it.
And when that failed to produce the results, he wanted, he then waited for her boss to
get back and had him spring the conspiracy,
you know, to take credit for all the great AIDS research.
Oh, it's fantastic because it also implies a world where like academics talk to each
other, but their work is super secret, especially in medical fields from each other.
And she's, no, this is my cookie recipe.
And he found it. especially in medical fields from each other. And it's just, no, this is my cookie recipe. Anthony Fauci.
It's such, I mean, I'm sorry to spend so much of the time just trying to drill down to
what the actual conspiracy theory is on this. We're going to have to do that a couple of
times just because like again, this is a movie with a body count. And the body count is
actively getting bigger as we go. So I really do more so than usual. I want to arm everybody with what it's going to take to debunk the shit that,
you know, they're anti-cathy.
I heard in this fucking movie. So apologies for that in advance.
And again, we have to point out this is just your shitty aunt, Kathy, who got fired from
Cracker Barrel, who explains how the managers wife got her fired because she beat her in a pumpkin pie contest in high school, but with science, right?
Everyone knows this person who's like, well, you know, if I hadn't shied against the wall
of that Wendy's, Dave never would have seen the potential in my glory.
This is just someone just pointed a camera at that lady.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And the thing is you can see what she's doing because she's trying
to say that, you know, Fauci, he delayed the publishing of this really important breakthrough
I'd personally made on HIV. And she even talked about how millions of people died because
of that delay. And so she's trying to sort of take credit for the people that would have
been saved, had it been for, had they listened to me and not waited for someone else to publish
research. And all these people died unnecessarily. And so she's blaming Fauci for a delay in reacting to a virus which was killing people
in huge numbers, which is why now she wants us to delay reacting to the coronavirus, which
is the fact that she is the Fauci in her own story.
Right.
Right.
It was so fucking sad about that.
Like, again, okay, so, you know, are you saying that people
stop dying of AIDS in 86?
Do we started really nailing it right there?
Like, okay, yeah, everything about this is she starts talking about how everybody that
was involved, she said something like she had 97 witnesses that could back her up on
this, but all of them were paid off with millions of dollars of research grants from
the National Institute of Health.
The 97 people with millions of dollars and first of all, yeah, they were willing to spend
hundreds of fucking millions of dollars on the share.
Why not?
But also 97 scientists were like, well, you know, it's AIDS, but fuck, man, millions of dollars.
Yeah, a lot of money.
Jesus Christ.
And then yeah, and then she blames fucking Anthony Fauci per AIDS.
And again, we are eight minutes into this goddamn nonsense.
That's what we really are.
And we've had that much to fucking unpack in the first eight minutes.
So we're gonna take a much needed break break but we'll be back soon with even more
plan gimmick
Lulu doing total innocent AIDS bit stuff AIDS bit stuff is my favorite stuff
Why hello there doctor
Anthony Anthony Fauci what are you doing in my lab that definitely let me take home laptops whenever I like
Yes, they do well. I would like your AIDS spit paper.
Now, but you can't.
It's my ultra-super secret AIDS curing recipe.
Hmm, that's true.
I see.
Well, then you leave me no choice
but to frame you for stuff.
Well, what kind of stuff?
Doesn't matter, you'll go to jail because I said so.
I will?
Yes.
Sorry, Eli.
I'm just a bit worried that this sketch is a little too realistic compared to the movie.
You think so?
Yeah, yeah, it's way more realistic.
Yeah, okay.
How about this?
Now, I will attack you with my legion of jures.
Much better, much better.
Hanukkah.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
And we're back when we last left off, Dr. Micah Vitts blame,
Dr. Fauci for AIDS.
So now we're gonna spend a minute reflecting on all the evil he did by setting back
one half of the discovery of HIV for a few years.
And we're gonna do that through the words
of one Larry Kramer, who is that?
Go fuck yourself.
Also, I'm sorry, did Mickey tag in a better narrator here
for a second?
So I wasn't sure whether he's just lifted this footage from another documentary somewhere
because I think he does that later with that interview between those two doctors that
will come to.
I think that's their documentary that he just tanks that he just cuts in.
So I don't know if this is actually still even his thing or whether he's just nicked
someone else's, but yeah, it's so strange.
That makes a lot of sense or that he like actually took a news source for this one.
Okay.
Yeah. Right. Right. And by the way at this point
She talks about just briefly about how Robert Redfield the head of the CDC exacerbated the AIDS crisis. That's real
Okay, so like just just to be clear
The shit that she says about Redfield like he definitely he definitely has a lot of blood on his hands from for the AIDS response in the 80s
Right, but she's playing the true false game. So she'll be like, Robert Redfield and Reagan,
am I right? And you're like, oh, yeah, no, that was a huge problem. She's like, plus,
did Dr. Falsy made us all eat a monkey every morning for breakfast? And you're like, what
now? And she's like, Robert Redfield. And you're like, no, you can't. Yeah, right.
Right. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, she even did that coming out of the Larry Kramer thing because Larry Kramer,
yeah, he was angry with Fauci at the time, but if you Google it at all, you find out
he actually later became friends with Fauci and credits Fauci with saving his life for
getting him on to some pretty good experimental treatments.
But we don't hear any of that because Larry Kramer is just used as a prop in this documentary
to be like, here's a guy with it.
So Fauci must be an awful person because guy with it had a bad thing to say about him once. So clearly, that's all we need to know about
the guy with a head. He can go back in his little box and we'll carry on talking about
something else.
I believe there's like nothing. There is no claim in this movie that does not fall apart
upon examination. I guess probably she got the redfield shit wrong too. If I look at
a little more deeply, I know he did some box up shit, but and look to this film's credit, and I won't say that very often, anyone who isn't charged of anything
medical in the US in the 80s has some blood on their hands, some HIV positive blood on
their hands for this, right? And Fauci, I do, I believe took over his present position
in 84, 85s, and like that. So yeah, there probably is. You probably can't go in there and fault
him legitimately for some of the shit he did. If you're doing so to support your later
claims that like masks are bad and coronavirus is bullshit, then no, but yeah, right.
Also, we haven't talked about this yet. There was a conspiracy around COVID, right?
Like the president was like, Hey, how do we downplay these numbers?
If you know what I mean, we know that now, you can make a documentary about the conspiracy
around COVID.
You don't need to make one up.
Right.
Right.
Gotcha.
They finally have what they want, right?
They finally have the George W. Bush that they wanted in the fucking White House, the evil conspirator, and they
won't even just take the goddamn meal in front of them.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
So yeah, and then we get into this question of Fauci having patents on vaccines and the
potential for conflicts of interest there.
And I have to say honestly, I spent a long time trying to unpack all of this.
Yeah, I spent a while looking into it as well, but first it's worth pointing out that Mickey
does ask, well, how can someone who's giving health advice owner patent on the solution?
Isn't that a conflict of interest?
It's like it's strange they never ask about the people's flogging supplements and colloidal
silver and bleach you inject yourself with.
Nobody ever says, are you profiting from this?
Because if so, I can't trust you.
They just fucking drink the colloidal silver and take it down. But so this idea that Foucey had
a patent in like, was it 1986 or whenever she sort of references that he had it. The best
that I could see is he didn't have any patents until 1993. That's the best that I could see.
And even those weren't of vaccines for HIV. And partly for that is because we don't have a vaccine
for HIV. So obviously he wasn't getting a patent on the HIV vaccine. And partly for that is because we don't have a vaccine for HIV.
So obviously he wasn't getting a patent on the HIV vaccine. Do the thing that I found was it looks
like the the patent kind of assigned to the US government. So it wouldn't be Fanchi profiting
personally. It would be the government sort of going back in the coffers. Is that right?
And so I don't know exactly about that. I know I did read an MPR article where they said that Fauci did profit off of a patent
that was received through NIH research and then donated the money to a charity or something
like that.
So I spent a lot of time trying to unpack all of this.
I was not able to.
So to talk about the Buy Dull Act for a bit and I'm real hesitant to endorse anything with
fucking Bob Dull's name on it. But they
talk about how it's like turned universities into crack addicts for patent money and all
of this shit. But they don't point out that in so doing, they've taken all of these universities
and public universities and focus their resources more and more on basic research. Right. So
what the by dole act is it's a it is, it's a change in the law that allowed government
employees to profit from discoveries that they made when they're doing medical research.
And the reasoning for it is that if you didn't have that, they'd all go work for private
companies where they would have that ability, right? Right. Right. And is her argument here that
university researchers have too much power and money. Yes. Yes, that
is exactly her goddamn argument, right? And again, I don't know.
That's the fact that this act destroyed science in the early 80s, which explain why no
advancements have been made in the last 40 years. It's just been stagnant for the last four
decades. Yeah. No, I know. It's weird that I did not notice that before she pointed it out, but yes, I was destroyed. Also, like getting back to the patent idea, this is not my pillow.
When you have a patent on medical research, it doesn't mean that you get to like create a
fucking lemonade stand of that RNA strand that you created and fucking start handing it out at
county fairs. There's a whole different
process around medical patents. She's just counting on no one to ever Google or be interested in those
differences. Yeah. Again, like I said, I'm not going to pretend that I understand the bidole
actor the way that that affected medical patents after researching it for an afternoon because I
didn't make this fucking movie,
and that's not how I operate, right?
But I will say that like,
they demonized the shit out of it without making any effort,
whatsoever to explain what the fuck it is.
Yeah, I mean, I started googling it,
and then I thought,
now, if we're gonna break down US patent law,
you've invited the wrong regular guest
onto a short list of the facts.
This is not for me to start doing it.
Yeah, I've got a better guy for that.
And then she explains that people just let Bill Gates
be a doctor because he's rich.
Oh my God, he knows me so much.
This whole Bill Gates thing, he knows me so much.
People keep saying, well, you know, Bill Gates
isn't a medical doctor.
He's got more medical expertise.
It's like, right, but he does sort of employ a lot of people with medical expertise. They tend to use that medical expertise
rather than him just like knocking about and trying stuff because he's rich. That's not
how that works.
I saw a great exchange online. Jane O'Villau of the skeptics guys talking about exactly this.
He's arguing with some antigates asshole who says, you know, well, what does he know
about medicine? He's like, well, what he gets from the experts that he talks to. He's like, oh, so he just parents the information that's given to him. He's like, know, well, what does he do about medicine? He's like, well, what he gets from the experts that he talks to.
And he's like, oh, so he just parrots the information that's given to him.
He's like, yeah, will you want everybody to make up their own fucking facts?
Yeah.
And I'm not a damn idiot.
You just pair it with the people who know what the fuck they're talking about.
Say, that's what we all fucking do.
Or shot.
And the footage here is fucking fantastic.
Cause they have him with this African little
boy and he's like patting the kid and like shaking the kid's hand and then a doctor comes
in and gives him the vaccine. Right? Look, if this footage was him being like, which sides
of the needle? Okay, sharp and shunk and he just stabbed into the little kids chest. And
they're like, all right, someone should have stopped Bill from doing that, but he's just present for a vaccination.
Oh my God, yes.
Oh my God.
And they got the, they've got the slow motion evil,
like the attack and see if you don't think
when I'm through all of that.
And it's like, yes, he's, he's saving a baby's life
in this fucking, what the thing about the whole Bill Gates
thing as well as that, it's often paraded by the same
people and we'll go on to do it in a moment.
Who say, well, this virus was created in a lab and then it escaped from the lab and now
it's kind of spreading all around the world and harming people and it's like, well, it's
funny you should say that because the idea that Bill Gates is behind all of this was created
by some people who had a political agenda, then it escaped into the real world, started mutating and now people are getting harmed by that false idea.
Yeah.
As it happens, yeah.
I spent a long time looking at this for a, the latest episode of Skeptics with a K,
if people want to check it out, it's been about 30 minutes, 40 minutes going over the
entire Bill Gates conspiracy theory.
And it's some of the roots of it are so infuriating.
Oh, they really are, man.
Like this guy, like they've demonized an effort to keep warlords from stealing the fucking
identity documents of refugees.
They've demonized efforts to fucking slow the spread of AIDS in Africa.
They've demonized efforts to fucking eradicate vaccine preventable illnesses.
Yeah, it's really despicable. Shit. Them damn refugees can wait for me to type in
their 12 digit code. Mother fucker. No marks of the beast here.
Jesus. So they follow this, of course, up with a clip of Bill
Gate saying that we're going to need to have a vaccine. We're
going to need to get near total vaccination against this, this
new coronavirus before things
can get back to normal.
Right now, he's not saying before we can go back out and reopen the world on any level.
He's saying before things get back to normal and he's exactly goddamn right.
Yeah, right.
But she's counting on your fucking stupid aunt reacting to this the way she reacts and
you're text threat with your whole family where she's like, I heard New Jersey is going to close down the beaches and all the waters are going to
go over to the west coast of the Chinese.
Wow, I didn't realize so much of her sanity was based on the ability to color her roots.
Jesus.
Yeah, God.
And also, I'm sorry, but why does Bill Gates always look like he's his own Mary in that?
Like he's got to get his hands up there to pull his shoulders and I don't understand that.
But also, if you have a billion dollars and he does spiff it up a bit, like, look,
if we're going to criticize Bill Gates, maybe get a shirt that fits just one bill.
Make it out of the companies you destroyed during your rise to power.
I don't know, make something happen, buddy.
So, I'll point of course, now we cut immediately from that clip of Gates and look, we're
going to need to get close to, you know, total vaccination before things can get back to
normal.
We interpret that as Bill Gates is going to enforce mandatory vaccinations against everyone
in the world, right?
We use the term mandatory vaccines just to scare the fuck out of natural green mommy.
Yeah.
And then Mickey turns to Judy.
Jesus fucking Christ, these people.
Mickey, the filmmaker turns to Judy, the doctor and says, and I quote, I bet if they force
everybody to get vaccinated, the people who own these vaccines will make hundreds of billions of
dollars.
I'm like, why not just go with good giants, Mickey?
But the thing is, right, yeah, there probably are going to make a lot of money if we all
have to have vaccines.
So fine, you could have left it there, but she adds into that, yeah, and they will kill
millions as they already have.
It's a crazy person
again. You could have said these, these are just making a lot of profit on the vaccines,
but you've got all the way to and they're killing people again. Yeah. I marked it in my
fucking notes. That's 10 minutes in for this movie to entirely tip its fucking hand and
and Mickey tries to take it back right as soon as she says that he goes, wait, are you anti-vaccine? And she goes, oh,
no, not anti-vaccine. Yeah. It's like, so I have to ask you if you're anti-vaccine.
So you can, you know, give me a bullshit answer that allows us to both continue this fucking
show up. Let's, let's do that bit now, shall we? Yeah. Don't worry, guys. It turns out
she wasn't racist at all. She just actually does want black people to know the joy of a hard day sleep.
Yeah, she goes, no, my job is to develop immune therapies. And I wrote in my notes, okay, your job was to develop new therapies.
Yeah, now your job is to get banned from YouTube.
Yeah, now your job is to write a book with an anti-vaxer,
forwarded by another anti-vaxer, while you're wearing your back's hat that you actually have.
Yes.
So are you an anti-vaxxer?
There's some pretty clear signs here, even her answer to the question where she's like,
no, absolutely not.
I'm not an anti-vaxxer.
As she's given that answer, they have to keep heavily editing her sentence three or
four times, cutting to different angles to cut out the things that she said.
It's like, if it's not a good sign when you answer to, are you anti-vax?
Requires three crunching edits to make it.
That's the question to the narrative.
Well, and even after those crunching edits
contains the sentence, there are no vaccines
for any RNA viruses that work.
Yeah, yeah.
So I sent that line along with many of the studies and things she cites. I was
using my friend Dr. Alice from Skepsch with the K who's infectious disease researcher currently
as a PhD in cancer research, she's doing HIV research at the moment. So I sent her some of these
lines and I sent her that line saying there's no vaccine currently on the schedule for any RNA
disease. And she just sent back saying polio measles, just two words. Oh, no.
And she just sent back saying polio measles just two words. Oh, no.
But disease you think of when you think of vaccination.
Oh, yo, M M and R are all RNA rabies.
Is an RA virus?
Fucking yellow fever, which as I understand it, is the goddamn gold standard in vaccines.
One fucking dose and you have a lifetime immunity to the goddamn thing is an RNA vaccine
And she's gonna claim that there are no effective vaccines for RNA viruses
Jesus fucking grace. How will she get stupider you ask? Well, don't worry
Mickey's about to ask if the fucking disease was created in a laboratory
Or is that just something he remembered from evil dad?
created in a laboratory or is that just something he remembered from me? Well, dad. It is.
There's it's almost finds the edge of her crazy, right?
And I love in these documentaries where we find the crazy of the people in the crazy
document. She's like, I mean, did they make it in a lab? No, that's ridiculous. What they
did is they injected it with Bane juice and then they made it mad at the world
So the only Superman could fight it
Yes, he says it wasn't I wouldn't say it was created. I also wouldn't say it's naturally occurring
I'm like what the fuck is option C? It was super naturally created. He woked through the ancient rights
was supernaturally created, he woked through the ancient rights. Christ rises from the grave and one virus.
Yeah, that sentence, I love that sentence.
Do you believe this virus was created in a lab and she says, I wouldn't use the word
created.
That's right.
But crucially, you would use the word lab.
So we are still talking my name.
That's not the key word in this sentence at all.
Also, I'm sorry, in this lady's head,
we have a secret cabal of virus labs,
but someone wandered out with some like stealing
fucking tape from the office, they were just like,
well, you know what, I'm sorry,
I forgot who we were talking to,
she probably thinks that's totally normal.
Yeah, right, right, right,
yeah, she's like, what, I've taken virus to zone with me before I got the granted.
I got the grant to develop this virus. It's my virus. I can walk out with the virus
higher. It's the insular else. And later the police will break in to take the virus back.
And I'll claim they planted it. We know how this works. It's fine. She's just licking
the top of the test tube. You still want it? Yeah.
Yeah. I think it's a decade fever now.
What I love, because I read a lot of the debunkings where they'd go in like claim by claim
and try to like debunk what was said in this fucking movie.
And there were a couple of points where all of the scientists that they called upon
into bunker like, I don't even know the fuck she's talking about, man.
And we're about to, that's one of those was where she starts talking about how it would
take the virus up to 800 years to have these mutations in the wild, which is her evidence
that it was created in the lab.
Yep.
But like up to, like the upper limit is not the important one here in June.
And not even, even if it was, the world is older than 800 years.
So it's had a chance.
You were the creationist who'll give us 800 years.
Yeah.
But no, it's because she's trying to say, well, it, you know, it occurred from the SARS-1
virus within a decade.
And that's not natural.
It's like what she's doing there is exactly the same as the kind of the creationist
argument of saying, well, how can you get from a monkey to a man in one generation?
And so, well, it didn't get from SARS-1 to this.
It's just they both came from the same kind of family, the corona family.
And even then, she says about the family.
She says, this family and virus was manipulated.
And if she means the corona family of viruses, that includes the common called.
So either she's saying, even the common called is manufactured or she's lying even the common cold is manufactured or she's
lying and she knows she's lying and she's hoping we won't figure it out.
I wonder which is. Yeah, she's like, no, I can guarantee you. I know exactly where this
was created. It was created somewhere between Fort Dietrich and North Carolina and Wuhan,
China. And I'm like, well, yeah, those are on opposite sides of the planet. So yeah, okay, nailed it.
See, in my head, I was picturing like a foreign exchange program that she's picturing.
Like a guy from New York comes in for his first stay and everyone's got doughnuts for him.
And he's like, oh, you guys.
I'm sure I thought of it more of like the Dick Cheney pinning down where Saddam's weapons
of mass destruction vis-a-vis to
create worry up. And then they have to make hay about the $3.7 million that the US government
gave to a lab that worked with Wuhan. Yeah, and the source on that is a daily mail article.
And they're high up because they trim the mast head off some of these websites off
source. So you don't like check the source, but it's a daily male speculative headline. And that's the source we've got here.
And even the next one, there's a story by Patrick Howley for National File, which is a far
right new source. The guy who came up with it has been on the Alex Jones show recently talking
about it. She and Bill Gates. These are the sources we're going to
for proof in this documentary. Unbelievable.
And what's fucked up is that this is this first one that the chef has to go to the
Daily Mail for is a real thing.
There really was this $3.7 million grand, but any legitimate source would also have in
the headlines, but it's normal and kind of like, hey, guys, that's a good thing, right?
The fact that we fucking thought to give millions of dollars to the infectious disease
lab right next to where the next big play came from you think that
the kind of thing the administration would run around like waving in the air
but yeah yeah also one of the search the sequence from is like
cr tv or cn tv which is made to look like you know fox four where you find about the ice rink opening back up for the winter. Uh, it's the English language version of the Chinese government propaganda machine
who were literally accused of broadcasting a guy's torture.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, GCTB or whatever it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Incredible, credible sources.
And then, okay, and then she makes this gem of a goddamn claim.
She talks about how her job when she was fresh out of college in the early 80s was to
teach Ebola how to infect human cells.
Oh, I love this so much.
I just I picture her as like a bitter inner bar smoking whiskey that she sees a baller
on the news on TV doing so well.
So I taught him everything he knows.
I didn't find me for it.
I had no credit.
Just a shopping montage with the Ebola virus coming out with all these bags.
No.
Comes out in a different outfit.
Yes.
Also, even if that were true, it's not.
No, that's a weird confession, right?
Like, how do I know?
Because I participated in biological warfare.
Sorry, what?
Right, yes.
Yeah, right.
First of all, you're lying.
But yeah, if you weren't your first job out of college,
it was assisted to the regional super villain.
And we should have went out to the first, like recorded Ebola outbreak in humans was in 1976.
Wait a fuck before she's saying she trained it to attack human cells.
Okay.
So Jesus fucking Christ.
And then she throws out this trope and this has become real super common with the COVID-19
conspiracy theorists.
This idea that non-COVID-19 deaths are being classified as COVID-19 deaths to make it look
scarier. Yeah. Right. Like she's like, you know, oh, it's really COPD and I'm like, okay,
well, then explain the massive spike in COPD deaths then. Yeah, it's seasonal, it's seasonal,
like, allergies. Also, we get like, this is where they do the micro cuts of a bunch of like
Also, we get like, this is where they do the micro cuts of a bunch of like one third of a sentence of people in scrubs who we will never identify.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. by the CDC guidelines. I've chosen not to share any of them with you, but trust me, I've seen a branch up and like, oh, but.
And one of these doctors said it's, it's really bad that you can see an 80-sectoral patient
who's got sudden pneumonia, who's been exposed to someone who's asymptomatic, but later
that person was shorn to have COVID, and that would count as a COVID death. That's ridiculous,
because he thinks that because he's also a Republican Senator who is aggressively
misunderstanding the nature of this virus for political purposes. That's the only reason
you hold that view. So who's to say what caused the COVID-19 symptoms you died from? I guess
we'll never know. Yeah, well, wait, and it's what's so fucking funny is he tries to, like, at first
this sounds like something, like he's got a point, but then he has to keep undercutting himself. He's like, they're telling doctors
that if a 90 year old man who has pneumonia dies
to count it as a COVID death,
and you're like, really?
And he's like, if they happen to have been associated
with an asymptomatic person that wasn't known
to have COVID-19 at the time,
but was later discovered.
And I'm like, well, yeah.
Yeah.
You're just describing exactly how
this virus transmits.
That's the next book.
I'm telling you, I found this man at the foot of a cliff.
They wouldn't even let me investigate how he had died because of their secret pro gravity
propagated.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And now we do.
So he, he starts talking about how like, you know, doctors all over the country
are jumping on to the, on their web cams to explain that these new CDC guidelines don't
make any fucking sense.
They should have no practicing doctors that are named whatsoever.
Yeah, there's a couple of guys in scrubs.
Yeah.
We very clearly never show any names.
And also no one in these aforementioned legally unprotected
scrubs ever makes a salad enough claim. They're usually just like it's usually just a webcam shot
of a guy going, I don't fucking know man. Yeah, or somebody just going, this is crazy. Yeah,
that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's all that's all it is. And even this little section kind of ends
with saying, I'm going to look at different sources and think for myself because that's what America is about. That is not
what America is. That is not what America has been about for a while now. It's been a
while since that's what America. Oh, no, I would say America is all about like listening
to the experts and other sources and then deciding for ourselves with the best science. I'd
say that's exactly what America is about, sir And we also, we have to meet these two fucking assholes.
Daniel Erickson and Art and Masihi.
I don't have only seen it written.
I don't know.
But these guys, they, they pop in here.
We'll hear more from them later, but they're these two doctors out of California that have
been as thoroughly goddamn rebuked by a medical association as anyone ever, the fucking,
what is it, the American College of Emergency Physicians
and the American Academy of Emergency Medicine
released a joint statement about these two assholes
that referred to their assertions as, quote,
reckless and untesting musings, end quote.
And basically the statement ended with also,
fuck these assholes, I've never seen something
out of a medical organization that was that thorough in its in its review. It's amazing
how the most damning word in reckless and untested musings weirdly is musings. That's the thing
that comes across to the most kind of damning thing. It's like, yeah, it's reckless and
testing but musings. It's not even based on anything. No's amazing. No. Right, right, but of course, but Judy just, she isn't buying all this fatal infection bullsh**.
Oh, this line annoyed me so much.
She says, you don't die with an infection because all these people are dying from COVID and
they're not destined to be able to say that they're died with COVID.
And she said, you don't die with an infection.
You die from an infection.
And it's like, well, yeah, well, first of all, as long as we have adequate testing capacity
and the healthcare coverage you would take
to do all the diagnostics, that's absolutely fine.
But the other thing is, your specialism
is meant to be AIDS, very famously in infection
you don't die from, you die with
because it causes secondary infections that kill you.
So you, even if your specialism would tell you
that's bullshit.
Right, a car accident doesn't kill you, it's the yeah, especially as Mattel you, that's bullshit. Right. A car accident
doesn't kill you. It's the fucking, you know, the part where your organs splatter over the window
that does. Yeah. I believe you'll find it's whomps died of Corona virus by my book.
And I want to point out that I literally made a joke in my notes at this point that said,
point out that I literally made a joke in my notes at this point that said, I've talked to doctors who are being paid $100 per COVID death. And then one sentence later, that is
her point. Yes. Oh my God. Yeah. Okay. So and again, this is something that all of the COVID
conspiracies are making a lot of hay of the Medicare reimbursements for COVID, which they
paint as something sinister.
Yeah.
Right?
So like basically the government's saying,
like, hey, if people die of COVID,
we're gonna give you money,
or if they're on a ventilator,
we're gonna give you more money
because we understand that you guys
are in a disastrous fucking situation.
You, all you hospitals have,
and for going all elective surgeries through this crisis.
So many of you are on the verge of goddamn bankruptcy.
We're gonna support you through this. That is being sold as an evil act.
Yeah. And the ignorance of this particular point is particularly staggering given that
it could only hold in America. That isn't true anywhere else in the world. So why would
this conspiracy still apply to Britain where doctors aren't getting $13,000
per COVID patient because we've got a national health service or another part of the world
where they have a decent funded health service, this point wouldn't fly.
So why wouldn't we see massive differences in the infection rate and things?
Yeah.
But obviously, you don't need to look beyond the bounds of America because if you do that,
you might find your point is bullshit.
It's not like a cut co-bonus.
It's not like someone's hiding a mistake.
Some guy comes into the office coughing, honey.
Go ahead and tell the plumber to put in
whatever kind of tile you want.
Hahaha.
And fucking Judy is trying to tell us
that the real killer here is the ventilator
because they're putting people on ventilators who don't need them.
And then you breathe too much.
Yeah.
And you've killed them with ventilator because you gave them the wrong treatment, which
implies that she knows the right treatment.
And it seems a dick move to bury that in this interview.
That's your advantage of what the right treatment is.
Why'd you make a mask?
Well, spoiler in the last few minutes,
it's gonna have a lot to do with beaches and sand.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah, well, I'll tell you what,
we need to stop there,
because I'd forgotten about that for a second.
Now I need to lay down.
So we're gonna take a minute to get our fucking tinfoil headgear together.
But before we break
I have to give you a hard sell on this
Is this movie legally considered a murder weapon? What a fuck not
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Pop, pop, no. I know. Damn this terrible virus.
Sorry, Doctor, virus? No damn this terrible virus. Sorry Dr. virus. Yes, I'm afraid COVID-19 has taken another one.
But my grandfather had a heart attack. Yes, right. But the cause was coronavirus.
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Yes, I'll be with you in a moment, Dr. Fauci. Hanaka, Hanaka. Yes, Hanaka indeed.
And we're back for still more of this shit. for the first time they're gonna acknowledge the existence to the rest of the world
Like March was going out earlier kind of undercuts the it's all Anthony Fauci's fault in those men in Korea first with theirs
So Mickey says hey isn't Italy a place and honestly if she had said no
Right if she's like now, it's that's just a rumor. That would not be the movie's most outlander's
claim. No, but don't worry. We found out that Italy was hit so hard by coronavirus because
everyone in Italy is old. Right. Yeah. No, that was it. It's a whole like, yeah, that part
was already messed up anyway. Yeah. Well, I mean, Italy does have like a really old demographic.
It is sort of demographic skewed in that direction. And, and you know, people not only are, does it have quite
high percentage of quite all people because people tend to live quite well around the sort of
Mediterranean area and the type to die, do they have? But people also then stay in quite
close family units and touch each other and kiss each other on a near constant basis. If you are
in Italy, you are guaranteed to already be in contact
with someone at all times. But there are particular reasons why this pandemic virus was able to
spread so far and so quickly. So this is not an argument for her case. It's an argument
for the actual real story.
Well, right. And that's the thing is that like, yes, Italy is has a very elderly population,
but they don't even have the most elderly, like Japan, that's Germany also has a very elderly population, but they don't even have the most elderly, like Japan does.
Germany also has a very elderly population.
Like there are other countries that we could compare it to.
And like, yeah, in Germany,
Germany got their asses headed to them by the coronavirus,
but not in the way that Italy did.
So like, it doesn't even hold up,
even if this argument worked in your favorite
wouldn't hold up.
And then she starts talking about some weird shit
about how Italy got a corrupted flu vaccine that had dog aids in it or some
dumb
The bug was growing in a dog. This is all very weird.
It was quite like basically more animals than animal fucking crossing
were involved in that hotel. You know, break. Yeah. You mean the one they got in 2009?
Teee You mean the one they got in 2009? Tea. Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't understand the point she was trying to make
because she started to run out of battery
while pronouncing the word.
She's done something.
You guys saw this, right?
I felt like a fucking crazy person.
I felt like video skips.
You know, it's it seemed like you know,
when somebody's just making it up as they go along
and they realize that they don't have an end to the sentence and they start slowing the sentence
down while they take her out where they're going next.
It was drawn in a dog dog.
She definitely should have been like 2009.
Honestly, that would have been better than going on to the dog thing.
So sure.
Why not?
And I read some of the fact checkers on this as well, and it's great because this far
through the movie, you can tell the fact checkers are struggling to get through all the bullshit
and the fact check on this just says, there's no evidence it was grown into dog.
There's no evidence to inject them with bird flu.
No, there wasn't all these different things in the flu vaccine.
It's just they're just giving up at this point.
Yeah, they're getting right this part of the movie, they're just like, no, every fact check is just like,
it's just a fucking Andrew coming on a nope. All right. So and now, now it's time to
ask where the government's been hiding all the aquarium cleaner and lung bleach. Yes. Despite all the real fucking science, hydroxychloroquine is the actual
cure for the made up disease that didn't exist in the last scene. I don't even know.
Dog blue that everybody. I don't I can't even keep up with the fucking conspiracies in this. By the
way, here's the craziest goddamn thing about the whole fucking movie in this note. Eli spelled hydroxychloroquine correctly.
Now, there's a fucking, because there was a conspiracy behind that. There's no, I'm pretty
sure I just typed H and then slapped my keyboard and it was a million monkeys for a million
years.
Okay. I mean, it's, it's either that or Google
auto corrected it because of how many Americans have been Google
and all the companies and all and it ought to complete an
immediately saucer's testing exactly where you can buy it from.
I love the cutting with another one of these YouTube clips from a
dude in the scrubs who thinks that he just got Anthony Fauci's like, oh, you know, Fauci says hydroxychloroquine isn't good because
there's no been no double blind testing.
Well, when you come up with a vaccine, will it have double blind testing?
I'm like, I'm fucking course it will, man.
Yeah, man.
Why would it not?
But also, he's like, shitting on controlled studies.
And I wrote, oh, he's one of those qualified medical professionals who doesn't believe in controlled
Baby they won't sell scrubs to just anybody, okay?
Well, this is the thing because I think and I could be taught you wrong here
If you look on the wall behind him, it definitely looks like an acupuncture map. Yes
Next to the world's smallest cupboard. His one's tiny little cupboard in his room. He's got
You can just buy scrubs can't you and you can just film yourself on
Your phone and people assume you doctor. I could be wrong. Yeah,
Picture of a human behind you. Oh, that must be a director right there.
She then explains that and this is really fucking amazing.
She explains that evidence is not anecdotal if there's a lot of people
With anecdotes.
Jesus.
Yeah, she's like, well, you know, they say it's anecdotal, but in the survey, 30 doctors
said that they had anecdotes that chewing tried an after a meal would reduce the leghood
of hunger.
Even that study they show is it's a headline in the Washington Times, that really famous
newspaper, The Washington Times.
And it's about how popular
hydroxychloroquine has been around among the 2000 doctors, not how effective, not how
proven, just how popular. So when you have Trump and Bolsonaro going on television saying
by hydroxychloroquine, it's amazing. You suddenly see a spike in popularity. That could well
be explained through all of this, but yeah, weird. Yeah, exactly. And fucking and Judaism is just incredulous about this. She's like, you
know, the AMA was threatening to pull doctors licenses if they used that treatment just
because it was unproven and could kill people. Oh God. Yeah. And the thing she specifically
says as well, she said, and this, this is been on the list of essential medicine for
70 years. And now if you use it, you're going to have your license pulled. It's like, yeah,
essential for other stuff. Normal areas. It's like yeah, essential for other stuff
No, malaria. It's essential for others. Yeah, yeah, right right no exactly like Estrogen does a great job of it
If I'm taking it from my goddamn COVID-19 something's wrong
Yeah, if your dentist induces your pregnancy, he should lose his
your dentist induces your pregnancy, he should lose his life. Nipple massage, I'll have you know, is used very frequently.
So you owe me an apology.
And she also says, they say it's just anecdotal data, but it's not just stories.
If we've got thousands of pages of data saying that hydrochloroquine's effective, so yeah,
but you don't, you don't have to.
Right.
Exactly. What you've got is a French
climate change and I and that's not the same thing. Oh wait, but no, that's not all there also
there also suppressing a sermon apparently. Yeah, and I will I I will admit to you I basically had given up by this point
I'm like, no, I am not gonna there's not, you don't get to introduce a whole new fucking conspiracy
theory this late in the game.
Oh, Noah, you missed out because Sermon is, it is the black on white violence Google
results of crazy science.
You put Sermon into Google, it hands you a tin foil hat and crying on a Skype call.
It is fantastic.
Oh, so the only thing that I wrote down on this whole bit was because when she says
Sermon, we cut to Mickey real quick nodding knowingly, which means he literally added it
in a scene so that everyone would know he'd heard a Sermon before. This was a new image.
Yeah. And so she's all about the Sermonmons all about it's meant to be a cure for autism
And she literally gives kids with autism a voice and what she's talking about in a particular
She's cited a study that proved that it's so wonderful for autism the study had 10 children in it
Five of whom got placebo so when she said she gives it literally give kids with autism a voice
She means five kids.
And even then, the study wasn't looking at language changes.
It was looking at other things.
Language changes were just an uncontrolled secondary outcome that was noticed you in the study.
So it was not actually controlled in any way, the language thing.
They just feel in there because what they were looking for didn't work.
And it's five kids.
So it's like, she might as well be like, wow, like 80% of the fucking kids ended up with new shoes
after they took the serum and it's crazy.
Andrew Wakefield looks at that study
and he's like,
eh, they could have been a little more robust.
And she says it was covered up by
by a Monsanto and Fauci.
And just to be clear,
I think bio were involved in
Suramina, I think they were involved in the trial.
But it's got nothing to do with Monsanto and it's got nothing to do with Fauci, nothing at all to do with
Fauci. It's just brought up as a random smear to try and associate it with.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, in Monsanto, obviously, it's the great
boogeyman hiding under the bed of every conspiracy theory, apparently, like the fucking Roth
childs or something. And then so, so Mickey, uh, well, and again, just in case
you are wondering how far down the fucking rabbit hole we're going, this is Mickey's question.
He goes, is it safe to say all natural remedies have been shut down since they can't be patented?
And she's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. All natural remedies like hydrochloric. Yes, I went out to the hydrochloric and tree and picked myself for a bottle of pills.
But look, but again, the actual question being asked here is, do you think that a near
perfect majority of medical researchers and doctors are willing to kill people by the millions for
245 grand a year
Yeah, yeah, is it safe to say that? I mean, it's safe to say that. It's not
No one's gonna kill you say that
If you say that but no one's gonna kill you if you say that. Yes, that's safe for everybody. Yeah, we'll just say for you to say. Right.
And the reason is that they can't be patented,
so we only have supernatural patents.
It's like, uh, yeah.
All right, I can't sell anything except this ghost jizz.
We have to hear about it.
I asked for it.
And also, the idea that you have to patent it in order
to make money out of it, I think is amazing.
This comes up all the time when I talk to people selling pseudo medical interventions, pseudo medical treatments. They're like, well,
you know, homieopathy. You know, the reason that big farmers try and suppress that is because
they can't pant it. They can't make money off it. It's like, right, but you, as a homieopath,
make a living from this. So you figured out how to monetize this, but the pharmaceutical
companies just couldn't get there. You've managed, you cracked this nut that the pharmaceutical companies just could not
get right.
Right.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
And then she claims at, at this point that like getting your flu vaccine increases the
likelihood of getting COVID-19 by 36%, which again, a fucking, a few scenes ago COVID-19
was a fucking normal COPD death dressed up, right?
So your chances of getting it were zero earlier. Now there's zero plus 36%.
Even better, her citation for this is a paper that says, if you get a flu vaccine that contains coronavirus, not COVID-19, coronavirus, sometimes you have
coronavirus in your bloodstream after that. Right now, he asks, she says, you know, it'll be a 36
percent increase and Mickey out of fucking nowhere, he goes, hey, where does that data come from? I'm
like, oh, now you want fucking data. Suddenly, we want fucking data. Okay. She's like, oh, well, that data on the 2019 novel coronavirus
comes from this 2018 study. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, it was about the 2017 influenza
season. And just to be, just to reiterate, be absolutely clear, coronavirus as a family
includes the common cold. And what they did in the paper was they looked at military personnel
who'd been vaccinated against the flu and then looked to see which of them was susceptible to the common cold.
And they found that some, if you'd had the vaccine, you were more likely to get by by 36%,
you're more likely to contract the common cold within a short period of time afterwards.
But it wasn't fucking SARS-CoV-2. It wasn't the COVID-19. It was the common cold in 2017, 2018.
And again, and also it's not like 36% of those people got the common cold in 2017, 2018.
And again, and also it's not like 36% of those people got the goddamn cold a week later,
either. It was just 36% more likely, which is probably an extraordinarily small number
of people, too. Yeah. Yeah. And in the abstract of the paper, they were like, of course,
we didn't ask about like immunocompromised people or people who would get the flu vaccine
because they have weakened immune system. So I don't really fucking know why we did this.
Anyways, I was told I'd be giving a COVID-19 stamp. I'm supposed to get a reimbursement
God damn it. It'll get worse. Why money? And this again, this is the bit where she bring,
where she lays out the vaccine strategy that I mentioned.
That was our best worst, which is waiting until everyone gets infected, then push the
vaccine just after it was in anywhere useful to everyone because they've now got it because
that's how vaccines work.
You absolutely fucking crettin.
But the other thing that I find amazing is when they bring in the Bill Gates thing, they
don't do it in this film, but I've seen other conspiracists bring the Bill Gates thing
in and they say, well, Bill Gates, he's doing this all to create such a fear of the virus
that when he sells us the vaccine,
he can give us a little microchip
and then surveil us at all times.
Is that right?
If he was doing that, where's the vaccine?
Where is that job?
Because we're not getting more scared of coronavirus.
The longer this goes on, like the peak of fear
was pretty early on in this.
If the vaccine was available immediately,
you get everyone to take it.
But the longer this goes on, the more time morons like you are stopping people from
following the wanting the vaccine.
So his opportunity has gone and he's missed out on all this time to surveil us.
If you just think about what you're saying, you'll realize it can't possibly work.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah, we can't even get internal fucking consistency out of these people.
Also, even if that were true and he was going to chip everyone in the world, you just know
that thing would start an update right in the middle of a conversation.
I'm sorry, I'm fucking, I'm uploading my mark of the beast again.
What's that?
What do you mean later tonight?
Beast Pacific, you're a computer. She's got another great line in here as well, where she said,
coronaviruses exist in every animal.
So if you've ever had a flu vaccine,
you're injected with coronavirus.
I thought, I don't even know how she thinks B follows A there.
How she thinks that one consistent sentence.
Think she might think that flu vaccines are animal. That's the only way. The
syringe turns to camera. It's a living right. All right. And so now Dr. reckless and Dr.
untested musings show back up to shit on mask wearing. Now this interestingly enough is the section that
got this fucking thing banned from YouTube and Facebook and everything else, right? The
whole wearing masks is more dangerous than not wearing masks, bullshit.
Oh, yeah, these guys, so the thing they say that at the start of this as well, they're
saying that well, actually, you know, the coronavirus is actually way more prevalent, way more
common than we think, which means it must be much milder, not kill as many people, because if all these people
have got it across the entire population, we should be seeing way higher numbers.
And that entire thing is based on their kind of study for one to bed word, that they think
a really high percentage of people who have come to see them for treatment had coronavirus,
which is a bit like saying that
famine is a kind of everyday day to day thing that isn't that serious because everyone
who turned up at my restaurant was hungry.
That's a bit of a selection box.
Well, and also God damn it, they're basically promoting the chicken pox party methodology
here, right?
Because they're saying like, well, if you wear a mask,
then you're not gonna have that,
you're not gonna be building up that immunity
to all these other diseases.
It's like, yeah, but, but you won't be dead, right?
Dead people are immune to all the diseases.
You could have that.
But yeah, they give the whole fucking gloves and masks
or for pansies thing.
And then they say, and this is really fucked up,
they actually start shitting on the, the second wave, right?
They start saying like, well, yeah, and of course there's going to be a second wave because
everyone's immune system has been compromised from staying at home and wearing a mask for
so long.
So they're like preemptively telling you that, yeah, but when, like, when you follow our
advice and people are dying left and right, don't worry, that's supposed to happen.
Yeah, yeah.
And the thing is, they're kind of making that point,
that sort of being the point,
that exposure to viruses and bacteria is always a good thing.
The thing like, oh yeah, we need to have this
in order to get a strong immune system.
It's like, we've got this immune system
to cope with virus and bacteria.
And that's why whenever I meet an HIV patient,
I always ask to gargle with a little bit of their blood.
It's the only thing that I say to you. This is also where Dr. MJ cuts in again, or J.M cuts in again.
And she's like, yeah, you can, like she's part of the conversation.
She cuts in to go, yeah, you can re-give yourself coronavirus
by wearing a mask.
This was another one that the fucking fact checkers just threw their goddamn arms up in
the air on, right?
Yeah.
What the fuck was she even to?
She says that when you wear a mask, all you're doing is re-infecting yourself with the
diseases that you're breathing out.
Yeah, it's, but I already have those ones.
And the bit where she cuts back in as well, it's just after those guys were talking about
how opportunistically infections are.
And I had it in my notes, speaking of opportunists who take advantage of a crisis in order
to thrive, let's go back to Dr. Judy.
All right.
So I think Judy has already made her most dangerous claims of the movie, but she hasn't made
her craziest ones yet.
That's coming up right here because this is the part where she tells us that the best thing that we could really
all do is fucking beach blanket bingo, right? This is where she says that all of the virologists
agree with her on this. They wouldn't be in the video. They, but they agree. Trust me.
Yeah. Yeah. And you got Mickey as well. He says, you're not the first virologist to tell
me that what every other virologist in the rest of the
world thinks is wrong. So you're not the first one who told me that everyone else who knows
what they're talking about is wrong. Yes. Yeah. They have the little montage of, of closed
stuff and everything. And she says that like, I don't know what the fuck she's even talking
about, that if you go to the beach in the ocean, there are protective microbes in the soil or in the sand of the beach, the sand sequences, the soil and sand sequences
that are going to protect and a sand sequence isn't a thing.
That's not what the fuck was see like this was one of those moments where all the fact
checkers were like, it's not even coherent enough to be wrong.
It doesn't rise to the level of wrong thing if they don't explain it any further.
It's like, so yeah, there's healing microbes and sun sequences.
Anyway, we'll move on because that requires no further explanation.
He makes, he goes, he's like, if you think about it, these institutions that are polluting
our bodies
and our world are so effective at making people think
that we're the homicidal assholes,
that they're concluding that all by themselves
without even getting any input from those institutions,
just based on our actions,
they are so retroactively effective at demonizing us,
aren't they?
Yeah, you know you're evil when you have to include a part in your documentary before
release where you're like, and yes, we are going to be banned from the Nazi haven that
is YouTube for this.
Yeah.
And they specifically say there's just no dissenting voices allowed.
It's like, yeah, in this free country where the president is an anti-vaxxer.
There's no diss descent allowed at all.
No, yeah, right. What they're saying is we're not even saying what we're saying right now.
Right. And they've got a montage of the media shows that, when they say you know,
they have a different viewpoints. And then montage includes Info Wars, which is, first of all,
the source of some of their evidence. And also it's fair to say a dissenting voice from the
mainstream. Well, yeah, that was probably that was probably the weirdest goddamn montage I've ever seen because
they're trying to, the point they're trying to make is you're hearing the same thing
from all the different sources.
And so they show us fucking Stephen Colbert, Bill Mar, Rachel Maddow, Tucker Carlson, Alex
Jones.
Like what's the thread here?
Is this a fucking SAT question?
White people. I think they know why. The authoritative race. Yeah. Oh, and there's this,
also, this is an amazing moment where we have one of these reopen the country protestors
assholes. And he's got this giant American flag and he's just screaming at this calm woman who's sitting in a chair trying to explain why we should
like let these stay in place orders stand a little bit longer.
And I'm like, oh my God, is this, do you think this is flattering to your side?
Or is this the most flattering footage that exists of those assholes?
Yeah.
They thought would make them look good
is an old man screaming over an American flag
and a lady, I think in a wheelchair.
Ha, ha, ha, Jesus.
And then we cut to unnamed angry bald guy in scrubs yelling,
I'm blown away that I'm in such an overwhelming minority
in my online rance about how COVID-19 is bullshit.
Sheeple?
Wake up sheeple?
God, Jesus, he literally ends by telling the sheepled awake up like same people do.
Oh, and then we have Judy and she says, you know, many people will just take the money.
And just to reiterate, this is Judy who stole research notebooks and it's too profit and who is now flogging an anti-vaccination book.
But yes, Judy, some people just take the money, won't they?
Trust me. If I have anybody knows about just taking the money,
it's this girl right here. So yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ,
she accepts the medical community's apology and advance and share.
What I would say to medical professionals,
let me borrow your laptop real quick.
I'm a big mind sweeper fan.
Get in there.
She's like, but you know, they've got it so locked down,
the fucking power city.
You don't get any funding.
You don't get published.
If you're wrong, all of a sudden,
they don't want to publish your shit.
Yep.
You are correct there. But, but see, but just in case you're wrong all of a sudden they don't want to publish you shit. Yep.
You are correct there.
But just in case you're thinking that maybe Judy's just so am I so we see her speaking
at a podium in front of wood paneling people.
Yeah.
So clearly this is important.
She made it to the fucking Ramada.
She explains that she had to start an educational society, you know, we're allowed to call it that because that's not a legally protected
Yes, but she starts that up by going, you know, when I when I got out of jail the first thing I did
Yeah, no sister person impugning the entire video Anthony Fauci
And you know that all of these talks are
And you know that all of these talks are anti-vaccination organizations because she's spoken to autism one, she's spoken to another bunch of anti-vax groups.
That's what she's showing us here.
This so-called, I'm not anti-vaccine per se.
I just speak to an awful lot of anti-vaccine groups and publish anti-vaccine books and
wear merchandise from anti-vaccine films, you know, like a non-like-up, so who hasn't
hit their minds a bit.
Yeah, exactly, exactly. and dice from anti-vaccine films, you know, like a dumb like a person who hasn't hit their mind with it.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
The way that I don't work for PorinHub.
Yeah.
I, and then just like fucking Mickey wraps the whole thing up.
He's like, you know, it's been a real honor to sit here
and crazily accept everything that you've spouted.
I bet we kill people.
Anyway, great.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
And then we end on this supposedly ominous
quote of Fauci, but it's not. It's just fucking sad because it's from 2017 and Fauci's like,
hey, everyone, I've been around for a while. And if you guys could just fucking get some masks.
All right, could everyone please, please listen to me? and then it's like fade out and it's like
Hey, we didn't listen to him. Well wait, wait, but what they're trying to do so like he's he's talking about
He's like, hey, you know, there will be a pandemic in this nation and and we have to be prepared for it and
They're like she he knew it was his plan. Oh, no, you fuck this job is to know that
They're spinning it like he's
saying stop me before I kill again. Yeah. But it's like, yeah, he's saying that there'll
be a surprise outbreak. How do you know that? And on a similar note, how can firefighters
know that at some point there's going to be a fire? Why they all have to fight? I keep
telling us not to let the whole stuff from the open flames. What do they know? One of the odds that they'd be right there where the fire was only a moment later.
Jesus, yeah, right.
All right, well, I'll tell you what, Mars, it's always great to have you on the show, but
it's especially on a show like this where we really kind of need the services of a professional
skeptic.
So I really appreciate you playing along this time, even more than usual.
Thank you so much for your help knocking this one down a peg.
Oh, it's a pleasure, guys. It really is. All right. this time even more than usual. Thank you so much for your help knocking this one down a peg.
Oh, it's a pleasure guys, it really is.
All right, and of course,
if you want to hear more from Mars,
be sure to check out the show notes for links to
Skeptics with a K and B region.
Well, you guys just did a new episode of Skeptics with a K, correct?
Yeah, we did.
And I went into a whole Bill Gates conspiracy theory
in depth so you can hear all that there.
And I am starting to do be reasonable again.
I should be putting out a show in the next couple of weeks.
And fingers crossed, I should be interviewing a guy soon who believed the death toll from COVID-19
is zero because viruses don't exist. I'm really looking forward to that.
Oh, wow. I was sure you were about to pitch your Mickey Willis interview.
All right. So that should be awesome. And while that does do it for our review of
a pandemic, that's not going to do it for the episode just yet,
because we still need to stoke the embers for next week.
So Eli, tell us what's on deck.
Well, we've obviously earned a little bit of a break.
So we're gonna be watching extreme days,
the extreme sports Christian film.
Oh, good.
Wow.
Awesome.
Awesome. All right, sorry, We didn't get you for that.
I mean, I might just watch that anyway. Yeah. I'm not winning. All right. With that,
to look forward to the we're going to bring episode 248 to a merciful close. Once I get a
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Oh God David
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