God Awful Movies - 380: Vaxxed II
Episode Date: November 29, 2022Live from QED 2022 in Manchester, England, the gang breaks down Vaxxed II, the sequel to the notorious anti-vax screed they reviewed last time they were in England. --- This episode is sponsored by Be...tterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Offa Movies Live from QED. This is, of course, the podcast where each week we sample another
selection from Christian cinema because if you watch enough terrible movies, you get a
free trip to England. It's like a really weird punch card at the Delhi circumstance, but I'm not gonna be doing it alone.
Please help me welcome to the stage my good friend Heath and Wright.
Heath, how are you? I'm excited. I'm going to talk about some important medical information. Alright, excellent.
Excellent.
Really fits with the theme of the day.
And of course, if you're a big fan of Eli Bosnick's ass cheeks, I'm sorry to tell you,
this is a really weird intro for the people who aren't familiar with our show.
I'm sorry to tell you that they is a really weird intro for the people who aren't familiar with our show. I'm sorry to tell you that they sent us an extensive list
before the performance of things that Eli was not allowed
to wear as he came on stage.
And an extensive list of things he was required to wear as well.
Damn, Mars thinks everything.
But he still came up with a costume for you.
So please also welcome to the stage, my bad friend,
Eli Bosnick Eli. Folks, listening at home, I should point out that Eli is dressed as a head of lettuce. Your new king!
You're not gonna wear it the whole time, are you Eli?
No, it's so fucking hot.
The guy was doing my mic while I was wearing it and he was like, are you okay?
He's like, oh, Jesus.
He was like, are you okay? He's like, Oh, Jesus. Oh. Oh. He was like, oh, you nervous.
And I was like, no, I'm just,
lots of bread.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So they've already spilled the beans on this a little bit.
Well, we'll make it official anyway.
Heath tell us what will we be breaking down today.
We watched Vaxed 2, the People's Truth.
It's the story of an anti-vaxxer movie taking a hard stance about their issue in 2019.
They made this in 2019 in the before times and they were like, listen, the most dangerous
thing in the world right now.
It's the backlash against free speech for people spreading anti-vaxxer information.
This point will be borne out by future events.
We will be seen favorably in the history books.
This is a great movie.
COVID happened.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was gonna go with best worst timing.
I'll skip that one.
I'm an Eli.
How bad was this movie?
Well, if you loved the medical misinformation of Vaxx1,
but the authority of Andrew Wakefield
and Dell Big Tree was too convincing for you.
You will love this band posted a mom group.
It's...
Yes.
And keeping with our format,
is there anything you guys want to nominate this one
for being the best at being the worst at? Yeah, I'm going to go with best worst, just argument.
Okay.
And there's a lot of competition with done 300 and something terrible argument episodes.
They do this the whole movie.
It's just a parade of idiots being like vaccines and noticing autism.
Both of those things happen in my life during the exact same time dimension.
Coincidence?
That's all they have.
There's 90 minutes of that.
Yes. That's the argument.
If anyone needs to get to dinner early,
this entire movie can be refuted with
some is a part of all.
It's the right.
Yes.
So, Anne, we've already done this.
Right?
So, I was going to go with Best Worst idea for a sequel.
This entire movie is them going up to people
with a camera and a microphone going,
so what'd you think of our first movie?
That's the film.
We watched the first movie during this.
We watched people watch the first movie in this film.
Yes.
This is so silly.
And I'm going to take the easy one.
I'm going to go with Best Wor. I'm going to go with best worst, Noah trying to keep
it classy.
So I'm going to give you all a heads up.
A lot of this movie, I hope you didn't watch it,
because a lot of this movie is just people talking about
their dead kids.
And so starting about three weeks ago, Noah has been using CIA
level tactics to try and convince me not to make fun of
these people.
Like, he was like, hey, you know,
so we're actually gonna cut a couple of the sections
of the, and then today he was like,
you know what I realized is if we put this little
electro shock microchip inside your brain,
that would actually help the microphone.
So, my point is don't blame no illusions
for anything that comes out of my mouth today.
Do you hear that Andy?
All right.
Well, I'll tell you what, there's a lot of disinformation attack on this flick, so we're
going to need a second to limber up, but we're back in a flash with all the bullshit
that is, Vax2.
Okay, so it's both the missiles?
At least.
Oh, you got to be kidding me. Hey guys,'s both the missiles? At least. Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Hey guys, what's the matter?
Oh hey Heath, we're just prepping for the holidays.
Okay.
Yeah, entertaining everyone in the podcast
the verse is gonna be a nightmare.
There's Tom and Cecil, Martian Cara.
Not to mention Carl and Manscaped Man.
Right, yeah.
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Well, I mean, not really.
It's not like those people you mentioned
before really coming over, right?
I mean, Carl doesn't even exist, so.
Dude, what are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
Okay, come on, Eli.
Let's go.
Yeah, weird.
What?
Hey, podcast listener.
Before we jump into the show today, we just wanted to thank each and every one of you who donated to Voguearity for charity.
Thanks to you, we raised a breathtaking $400,848. That's over $400,000 for people who might have otherwise slipped into poverty and never escaped.
And while we try to stay silly here on God awfulawful movies, we just wanted to take a moment to
thank all of you who participated.
We never imagined that we'd be able to do something so good with just insulting people,
right?
Exactly.
Speaking of which, let's get back to those insults for those who deserve it.
But thanks again.
And we're back live from QED. And I don't know if you guys can get a second one that quickly.
Well done.
So we're going to open up, well, first we're going to see their sweet, sweet Vax mobile.
But then we're going to open up on a long series of clips of Robert De Niro trying to defend
his decision to screen Vax one at the Film Festival to try back on.
Yeah, remember that time Robert De De Niro, Google Dust?
That was really hard for us.
Yes.
Then we get Andrew Wakefield.
Oh, God.
And it's Andrew Wakefield.
He's like, yeah, I'll be screening this movie
along with my lecture on a canoe 24 miles off the coast.
That will happen after that.
The whole thing's an ad for his bullshit and their bullshit.
But, very important.
In the time between Vaxx1 and Vaxx2,
someone has given Andrew Wakefield a cool haircut.
And, oh my goodness, does it say,
divorced and ready to mingle my friends?
Yes.
He looks like a backstreet boys vicar, it's delicious.
Yeah.
So, and with her, they're open.
You do not want his jammy dodger.
No.
So, and their opening argument seems to be basically like,
yeah, you know, the enormous amount of backlash got us banned
from tryback up, but that was actually good for us.
Actually, if you think about it, we didn't even want to be
at tryback up film festivals.
We wanted to go to our room. It's where our toys are.
Yeah, right. Exactly. In international law.
And then they say that they're like, but you know, the Angelica Film Center,
which I'm sure you've heard of, in six whole locations, mostly in Texas,
heard about all that controversy and they really wanted to screen us.
And we were like, can we give us some more time?
And they're like, no, it has to be this exact day because they wanted it so bad.
That exact day, April 1st.
I'm not kidding.
They mean it goes in a year, it was April 1st of 2016, just a coincidental, that was probably
a Friday or something kind of day.
And they're like, yeah, and we asked, like, are we doing a whole round or just the one
day and they were like, go fuck yourself.
What are we?
Why are we including this in our movie?
If Wakefield goes, people came by the hundreds
and hundreds to see our movie.
I'm like, yeah, that's the order of magnitude
we used to brag about movie audiences, isn't it?
Hundreds?
Jesus Christ.
But there was one platform where they did really well,
a little platform, and I think we're all on it,
called Periscope.
Yeah, maybe you've heard of it.
It was so financially insolvent
that two of its CFOs murdered themselves.
Just crushed.
They crushed it on Periscope everybody.
That they did.
But what we learn here is that everybody wanted them to be at their thing.
They were jet-set in all over the country.
We get a little jet-setting montage of them, you know, like going all over the country,
well, all over the world actually to spread their disinformation and bullshit.
And then they say, like, you know, it got so to where we were so busy and we had so many
requests to talk that we couldn't even, we had to buy a bus to driver.
And I'm like, yeah, nothing says success. Like, we couldn't even, we had to buy a bus. To driver, and I'm like, yeah, nothing says success.
Like, we couldn't afford the airfare.
Also, like, imagine if the band played on had a,
we need a bus.
See, like, it kind of cuts the legs out of your own message
when you're like, I think it's time for a shopping monitor.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Yeah, I mean, what's the key to a great science discovery? I'm dropping monitor. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b You should probably boo now, but she's one of the producers. And they're like, you know, when Paulie wouldn't got a bus without even asking us
if she could use the company card.
Classic Paulie.
I get it, Paulie, I get it.
I wore this lettuce costume for like six and a half seconds.
Soaking wet.
Oh, there's a lot of dead baby scenes I have to skip over here.
Sorry, guys.
I mean, I mean you're welcome, right?
So we don't have to skip them, no illusion.
We do.
We absolutely do.
You see Andy over there?
I've never seen someone hyperventilate into a vape before.
It's actually impressive.
Yes, I'm impressed with it.
So they talked to a bunch of parents whose, whose kids were, you know, that,
befallen by tragedy, etc.
And they do this, like sort of weird bit where they're sinking up the audio because all
the parents are talking about the same symptoms.
But I'm like, yeah, all your kids have autism.
People with autism present with the same symptoms.
That's why there's a name for it, right?
Then by definition, there has to be a similarity in symptoms.
And they have them saying autism over and over,
like autism, like it's a consumer.
See that the words the same for these English people.
And for all of these people, yeah, yeah, exactly.
And I can't emphasize enough how much they are just
roasting their kids in front of their kids.
Yeah.
These are kids we're about to watch sign a bus.
So they're very much aware of
what's going on and just like little timmy's such a fucking waste of space. If I could have
fit him down the garage bitch disposal I would have, but man oh man, ever saw I hate him so much.
I'm burning us on to the digital record with how much I hate my son.
I'm burning us under the digital record with how much I hate my son.
Oh, gross.
But then they have their like, unvaxed kid next to him,
like, juggling beakers and all those things.
Right, exactly, right.
Way to spoil the end of the movie, these common calculus
problems and stuff.
But yeah, but they end this with this great big, like,
you know, Brady Bunch scene where there's like 50 different pictures of all the people all together saying
and my kid ended up with autism, you know, it's like, wow, well, there's so many anecdotes.
Now it's almost data.
Okay, fun game. Here's seven billion people saying, I do not have polio. I want that, you have
to put that montage after.
Right.
Let's be fair about this.
And then a bunch of parents tell us how awful it is to have autistic, because I don't disagree
that it's probably very difficult.
It's a real crime in America how little help we get.
But there's this weird moment where the father of one child with autism is like, you know,
it's really tough because my kid, he just, he just shits everywhere, just.
Oh, over the place.
And then they say they're like, and all those people that told us that vaccines were safe,
they don't have to clean up his poop. I do. I have to clean it up.
I'm like, look, even if you were right, what weird-ass justice system...
What happened, honey? Right? I don't want to give judges that power.
The year is 2032.
Judge Andrew Wakefield.
Sentences used a 16 years of poopoo to eat.
Okay, but if your kid dies of measles,
Andrew Wakefield has to wipe the asses forever.
I feel like I've got to...
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's what I heard during that.
Yeah. Well, there's even a brief little cartoon. That's what I heard during that. Yeah.
Well, there's even a brief little cartoon
where you see all of us pro-vaxxers
not wiping that kid's ass.
It's so bizarre.
It's a weird time to get on Fiverr
and buy a visual aid.
Oh, no.
I'd kill for that conversation.
Yeah, just give me the email thread, Andrew.
And we'll call it even.
So that we meet a new talking head here
in the form of Hillary Butler.
They list her as researcher, comma author,
this self published lady that watched YouTube videos,
I do believe is what they mean.
Oxygen recycler.
Yeah.
Carbin emitter.
And I only bring her up because she tries to go
with a iteration here, but she overdoses it
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Yeah, exactly, right.
Right, thank you.
Hey, hey, speak for yourself.
What?
It's my name is Adolf.
So, but you know she, but she tells us, you know, that the...
Everyone has a pseudonym.
Now you all know.
Yeah, don't tell.
And I'm, I'm vying for President of Adidas.
So, she't tell. I'm vying for President of Adidas. So she's got to be with me.
So yeah, but she says, you know, the evidence
that vaccines destroy your kidneys and cause autism
is just overwhelming.
Trust me on that.
We're doing, there's so much evidence we could show you.
You don't know what it lives in Canada.
OK, what is the end game that they're picturing when you make these?
Like, what Illuminati plot includes, I don't know, like step eight, like a bunch more
autism.
Yes.
And then a step nine where they make more money that they already have.
I don't understand.
Step 10 is profit, yes.
So it's that missing step nine.
Big fidget spinner is behind it all. And then they, so then they try to out a bunch of doctors that agree with it by bunch, like six, right?
And the overwhelming majority of them never actually endorsed their thesis.
And they just go like, yeah, the medical system here is pretty screwed up.
See, they agree that it's screwed up, but they try to sneak Sherry Tenpenny in, right?
Like we're not going to notice Sherry Tenpenny. She right? Like we're not gonna notice Sherry Tenpenny.
She might as well have a mustache on.
Yes.
Hello, it's me, Terry Shenpenny, Doctor of...
One of the doctors they interview
is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Yeah.
No one in a Hawaiian shirt can give you medical advice
except whether or not it is Margarita time.
That is the only medical advice you should be taking from someone in the O.I.
And it is.
And it is always Margarita time.
And there you go.
I love Andrew Wakefield at this moment, introducing more doctors to him having to be like,
okay, I'm not technically-
I can't use that.
We're a doctor, but to look at all these people, they are technically-
Meet me in international waters and I'm with everything.
I'll be at a kiddin' in.
But all the doctors are saying that when it comes to vaccines, medical schools are just
like, mumble, mumble, mumble, yeah, you got an A on this module moving on, right?
They're trying to make the argument that doctors aren't really told anything about vaccines.
That's why people who stay at home and watch YouTube videos and call and get research
are the real experts.
Yeah.
And I love one lady accidentally takes it too far because they're like,
they get too little vaccine training, which I use like a real problem that we should probably talk about.
And then one lady's just like, no one's a vaccine expert. Nobody. And she has to be like,
oh, okay, some people are vaccine. Sorry, I got excited because of that.
But it was even worse than that, right? Because she says nobody's a expert in vaccine.
And Paulie, the producer that's interviewing her, says, well, parents are.
Yikes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, but like my summary of this entire scene was,
yeah, no, montage of YouTube videos that totally counts.
You're tied with doctors now.
Yeah, Paulie wraps it up by going,
who are you gonna trust?
Doctors who didn't get trainings in vaccines?
Or me? Who also didn't get trainings in vaccines or me who also didn't get training
in that.
And that's she's arguing for a tie.
Right.
And then we get a mantra so that they've decided to make this more visually interesting.
They've decided to have all the kids that they, well, the kids of all the parents that
they torture with their misinformation sign their bus at the end.
So here's where we get a big bus,
the first of many big bus signing montages.
Look at action montages.
Yes.
Hold on, this is gonna have to get on a stool.
Just to actually name my, yeah.
Yeah, right, right, exactly.
All right, well, I'll tell you what,
all this name signing action has me on the edge of my seat,
so we're gonna pause so I can re-center,
but we'll be back in a minute with even more Vax2.
Woo!
Oh!
Oh, man, I am so full.
Oh, yeah, me too.
Yeah, for the purposes of this sketch, so am I.
Okay, okay, feel like we're getting a little too meta this week.
Anyway, now that Thanksgiving is over, I kinda wanna... the sketch. So am I. Okay. Okay. I feel like we're getting a little too meta this week.
Anyway, now that Thanksgiving is over, I kind of want to don't don't say it. Don't say
it. Get in better shape. Come on. You know, most of those programs are a scam. Yeah. I
know. And even when they aren't, they make me feel super bad. Well, why don't you guys
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Nice.
No, did you mark my point on the spreadsheet?
What?
No, absolutely not.
We specifically arbitrated potato based distraction.
Okay, but that was because you shot Eli in the head with a potato cannon.
Just still flies technically, read the rule.
Guys, guys, I got a great idea for a sketch about Vaxed 2.
So I'm thinking we open up on like a bunch of the...
Heath, come on in.
Yep.
Yeah, have a seat, buddy.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Is there, is everything all right? a seat, buddy. Oh, um, yeah. Okay. Is there is everything all right?
Not really. Honestly, you just said some hurtful stuff during the first ad break today about,
about Carl not existing. And we just wanted to sort of like draw a line and say,
dude, that's not okay. Not even like a little okay. He's not.
It's just he like doing a voice.
I told you he would double down.
Yeah, I can't say, I'm honestly, I'm shocked about this man.
Maybe you should spend some time in your room.
I think and sort of, you know,
what, no, think about how you talk to your coworker.
What are you talking about?
I don't have a room that we all have in a house together.
We're on a Skype call right now.
Is this, is this a bit, I'm just funny, you know, I'm using a microphone.
You hear that? That's the microphone. I was just tapping the microphone.
What are you talking about? This isn't funny, man. I don't know what you're talking about.
I know what's real. I live in Michigan. That's real. There's,
there's no such thing as Michigan in the podcast of her.
See, Eli doesn't believe in it. I do, you can't just, you are.
So if he does terminator arm by the end of the week
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No, no, if he terminator arms by Friday.
Fine, fine, Friday.
You sure you guys are taking this a little far?
He's fine, Caro.
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What state do I live in?
fine, Carl. Hi, Mom.
Just, yeah, quick thing.
What state do I live in?
No, he's not a fuck you, Mom.
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So, up to now they've been talking about vaccines in sort of general terms, but now we're
going to have to get specific here.
They're going to give us, they're going to talk a little bit about the dangers of specifically
the HPV vaccine, Gardasil.
Right, They really have
a hair up their ass about this one. Now to be clear, I checked the CDC site. They link you
to 160 scientific studies that demonstrate the safety of Gardasil 9. This movie sites zero
studies, so I feel like the CDC is winning. Every time you Google any claim from this movie,
the CDC's website is like, fuck, you've been talking to Andrew, haven't you?
I get it, totally yes.
Please just click any of these bright-beer-girgon,
you're already gone.
You didn't click them.
And they opened with an argument here
that I really was impressed by,
which was, HPV's not that big a deal.
Come on, what's a little ass cancer among friends?
I was like, is this thing trying to get me to have sex
without a condo?
Because you guess.
That's...
You're British, you get it.
Is that a British thing?
Uh-huh.
Noted.
Noted.
Raw dog in the city.
And...
That explains so much, yeah.
Right, yeah.
Specifically with a royal family.
So then, we...
That got a mixture of which we had with something.
Yeah, but they were like, the queen loved the abuse.
I would sit here and have you talk bad about the queen.
Very safe sex ever.
Ha ha ha.
Even those little weird finger gloves.
Ha ha ha.
For anal play.
Every time, without fail.
Yep.
So, and then this movie springs
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on us.
Yeah. Yes,. on us. Yeah.
Yes, boo. Right.
So, and I don't know if you guys have ever seen Robert F. Kennedy like on a...
He... or heard him.
He sounds like the guy from Princess Bride that does the marriage thing.
He's got that. It's just really hard not to picture that guy when he starts talking.
But that guy trying to say his last words as he dies.
Yes.
You know those little noise makers you get in pick-dilly circus,
the ones that go like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
he has one permanently stuck in his throat,
but won't admit it like a dog who's chewing when you're not looking. Yes, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, of the movie, yeah. Absolutely. So, but he's here to explain to us how the real science has done.
He's a lawyer in case you weren't familiar with his educational experience,
but he explains to us how real science has done.
And of course, that the vaccine scientists aren't doing any of that.
Can I say my favorite claim that he makes here?
The death rate of Gardasil is 37 times higher
than the death rate of cervical cancer.
Right, really think about how crazy that is.
Yes.
I googled it, and again, it was the CDC like drinking
from an open container of scotch being like,
no, man, no.
The death rate of being a Kennedy is higher than going...
Oh, please.
Yes, that's...
It's like the pulse.
But I think we can all agree?
Not high enough.
Yeah.
We only lose the good one.
We only lose the good one.
Yeah.
So, plus the kids coming back.
Oh, right, right, yeah, you're right.
It's a cue and really Americans love that.
So, if only we had a few of those in the audience.
But he's trying to make the argument, the guard is so bad.
And he's like, yeah, they've got these studies that show that the people with a placebo
got last chance or whatever.
He's like, but the placebo they used was toxic.
He says, well, he actually says, and I quote,
they weren't getting a placebo, and the placebo they were getting
was filled with neurotoxins.
I'm like, what do you think weren't means, dude?
But he says, he's like, the placebo contained aluminum.
Yes, that's what was going on.
Because they moved on to mercury,
is a transition metal, and aluminum is a post-transmissive transition metal. I'm assuming that's what was going. Because they moved on to Mercury, is a transition metal and aluminum is a post-transmission
metal.
I'm assuming that's why they move.
Ooh, it was the Illuminati.
Oh.
Oh.
Sorry, sorry, the Aluminati.
Oh.
Oh.
Makes sense now.
Yeah, right, right now they get it.
OK, but it's so much more complex.
They didn't inject sheets of fucking aluminum foil
in the placebo.
That's not what happened.
It was like an adjuvant, whatever.
Jonathan Jari can explain what it means.
Yeah, you're right, right, exactly.
Just picturing Martian a lab coat, just gently wrapping a woman's head
in tin foil.
This is also the vaccine.
I have a feeling RFK junior would be okay with that,
to be honest with you, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
So then, so then Paulie shows back up,
to give us the first of two babies
that vaccines murdered photo montages.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, this is what we do for you people.
So that can be a punk song, montage of dead babies.
That can be a punk song.
It cannot be your whole 90 minute movie.
Tell me about it a lot.
And they're like, you know, she's like,
you know, we just met parents after parents
whose kids got vaccinated and then the kids died.
And like, yeah, man, most kids get vaccinated.
So like 90 plus percent of the ones that die
are going to have been vaccinated.
That's just how numbers work.
And this is the time dimension conspiracy again.
Yeah, right.
And I want to be clear, if your kid dies,
you're allowed to go whatever kind of crazy you want, right?
That's like Captain Underpants kill all the mimes.
Do what you need to do.
But when your job is to make a movie victimizing those people,
yes, you should be on Judge Dread poop duty.
Like that, I'm coming around to the punishment cycle.
She's like, kill all the mimes.
Yeah.
You do whatever you want.
OK.
Yeah.
OK, it's like a first week after a break up.
Yeah.
So then we talk.
We meet a new talking head here.
This is Marcelo Piper Terry.
I'm just moving on.
Sometimes you just got to push forward.
I'm not looking at him.
He'll stop doing his shenanigans eventually.
My answer based on movement. Where'd he go?
But so she's, now what, this is just so amazing,
the way they do these bait and switches,
because they always do this shit
She's talking about a CDC study that showed how high infant mortality was in the US now We'll get to why but like we're using the CDC now right like all of a sudden the source like half ass agrees with them
Or they can manipulate the data suddenly. It's like oh this very, you know prominent and well respected
It's like well, can we check your other claims against the CDC? Oh, God, no.
Don't do that.
Don't be a drinker from an open bottle of scotch
and talking to Eli, yeah.
And this montage, like, I'm not saying
that these parents killed their kids.
I'm saying, Jesus Christ, man.
Here's what I'm saying.
What I am saying is that nobody in this montage makes me think they definitely didn't kill their kids.
Yes.
Alright, so for those of you who haven't seen the movie,
if you feel really bad about Eli having said that you have to at least see that one hippie couple,
the one with the guys like, you know, I was driving the baby to the hospital and I'm doing CPR on him,
like, while you're fucking driving.
Yep.
And then he switches hands so he can vape.
It's really...
Everyone's like in the middle of bumming a cigarette
off someone while they tell their mother
that he died storing.
And there's empty cans of monster energy
on top of the baby's grave., like it's not Jesus Christ.
Because the headstones are little so you can...
All right, all right.
And if you knock over a ball...
I specifically said no details about this.
Yeah, okay.
So, so yeah, but so they tell us about this study
and they're like, you know, they checked all of these industrialized nations
and the US had the highest infant mortality of all these 34 countries.
And I'm like, oh, I bet I know why.
I bet I know why.
Pick me.
Pick me.
What could possibly be different between the US and all these developed countries?
Medicine wise.
Yeah, right.
It would be, what would we, health health come wise to wrong?
It's the fact that we get all the exact same fucking vaccines that these other countries
get obviously.
And then they start making it. Of course, I'm sure any of you who are even passing me
familiar with the anti-vax movement, I've seen this bit where they start trying to make
the too many, it's not that vaccines are bad, it's that we get too many, and we give the
kids too many of them.
And they start listing them all, right?
As though we're gonna go like, oh wow, that is a lot.
But they're listing like deadly childhood diseases that nobody gets anymore.
Yeah, it really is. There's no number of those you can list where I'm like,
okay, well that is too many diseases for kids to not have.
And like, they're all the names are too vivid for it to seem scary.
And you're like, and then obviously you could skip exploding deaths in a
scare.
Inside out facism?
Okay.
Do that one.
There's one moment, and I absolutely adore it.
This lady's like, here's a picture of my kid before his vaccine.
And here's a picture after.
And in the picture before, the kid smiling, and then the picture after the kid's crying.
Like, well, yeah, man.
You just spoke to him with a fucking needle.
That's how that works.
And that's the thing, right?
If the anti-vax movement was honest, they would have some,
if they were just like, it sucks to stab your baby with needles, right?
I'm like, I'm not, you got me there, you do, you got me there.
Yeah.
Stabbing babies is no fun, but what is worse is exploding face inside out.
Right, yes.
Exactly.
You know, yeah, the before and after a picture of the kid with polio,
he was crying in the after picture as well, yeah.
And so, and then they, of course,
they toss up the definition of,
of SIDS on the screen,
as a reminder of how tragic that is,
and obviously it is tragic,
but it's also so common that we all know
what it stands for, right?
Like it's not like this.
And their argument is,
well, you know, they say it's unexplained,
but I think we know the explanation.
Right.
Suzanne Humphries comes back on to explain to us
that none of the kids that she ever didn't vaccinate had since.
I have a grand sentence in my notes here, people.
She helped Heath write the quiz from last time.
If you did not get said, but there's five letters in rhyme.
It made sense.
It's one of the greatest trivia questions of all time.
Thank you.
So, and of course, then she's got to explain to us that, you know,
whooping cough gets a bad rap, honestly.
Everybody's all anti-whooping cough now.
They go under this hugely del big tree comes on,
and he's like, hepatitis B, hepatitis B,
come on, come on, you can do it
a little bit of hepatitis B.
He's making an argument from, come on, kids ain't fucking.
Yes.
Right.
What do you mean when they grow up?
Damn, I hate when half sentences disprove my entire argument.
Well, yeah, he says,
why are we detonating against a disease
that's basically sexually transmitted?
And I'm like, I bet it has a lot to do with that
basically qualifier you just tossed in there.
So they go back onto their aluminum rant.
I honestly, I think they only did that
so that our British audience would have to win
their way through my pronunciation of the word.
And then we get, of course, another collage of pictures of babies who died.
So she's and Paulie comes back on him.
And Paulie is who we hear most from in this.
And she's like, you know, every story or every day we have another story of a death.
It's like kids are dying every day.
It's a lot like that, Paulie, yeah.
And then she does like a, like it was really hard to do these interviews.
Yes.
Like, I've got to tell you, it was really hard.
I have a point of camera at these morning parents.
Sometimes I had to ignore them a little bit.
Yes.
Yes.
In the movie, she's like, I just had to sort of phase out and they'd be like, and that's
when he died. And I'd be like, I'm sorry, what?
What?
She goes, she's like, you know, if you think this is hard,
if you think it's hard to watch us manipulate
these parents for financial gain,
imagine how hard it was for us to do it.
Yeah.
I pretty much planked out during this whole part.
It's like them talking about dead children
in a much like folly. Yes, all's like them talking about dead children in all folly.
Yes.
All I wanted, I'm just rooting in my head for like a mob of 95-year-olds
to like run with who got polio to run it,
the fuck out of the whole crew.
Yeah.
Canes.
Never have.
Well, not run.
All right.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
They're coming over the hill.
Spoilers for the new Lord of the Rings trilogy.
A bunch of old people with polio come over at the end.
Yeah, honestly.
I've seen the show, yeah, probably.
All right, well, I'll tell you what, we've made it through the pro-wooping cough portion of the program.
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And we're back for still more of this shit.
And we're going to rejoin the action with a honestly, it was a bit of a puzzling moment
at least at first if I figured it out pretty quickly.
But we open up on a news clip reminding us of that time that these assholes brought
back measles, right, or one of the times they brought back measles, right?
I was like, am I in charge of the movie now?
Yeah, right.
But so, you know, but they come on,
they're like, you know, those anti-vexers
caused measles outbreaks.
So then Andrew Wakefield comes on and he's like,
you know, I've been studying measles quite a bit since 1990.
I'm like, yeah, you've had a lot of free time now
that you're not a lot of,
practice medicine anymore.
And he's like, you know, measles isn't that bad.
Honestly, if you look, the death rate for measles
was falling even far before there was a vaccine.
Ever since 1900, the death rate had been in decline.
They show a ground.
Yes.
So like, the death rate from everything was higher in 1900.
Yes.
Every single, we were like masturbating the vapors out of women in 1900 as a medical practice.
Of course.
You know, shit in 1900.
You might as well show a little chart that's like, you know, since 1945, the death rate from Nazi has gone
way down.
Nothing to do.
Jesus, let's back up a little bit now.
Yeah, right, right?
It's heading the wrong direction now.
Just why you need your Nazi vaccine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
It's all right if I do that.
If I do it visually, I didn't say it into the microphone.
You know, I can probably get away with it.
But yeah, so they say like, you know, if you think about it, like babies get measles is a great thing because if they get measles as babies,
then they won't later get measles and that's dangerous.
So fuck, that's actually their fucking argument.
They can use it by their own senses.
All right, so, and then of course, now we've heard they're pre-excuse, so they go back to
the video clip, right?
They go back to the news clip, and that's where they, and they're like, and it was all
the fault of the anti-vaxxers, right?
And there's one point here where Andrew Wakefield says, you know, the pro vaccine people want
to have it both ways.
They're like, well, you know, if the vaccine is so effective
and you have the vaccine,
then why do you care that I don't get it?
Right?
So the literal question from Andrew Wakefield is this,
at this point is like, well, if you're gonna be fine,
why do you care about babies dying?
You're not even a baby.
She's to bait me even a baby. She's just debate me with a baby.
The only person I have it lost to debate me.
Meet me in international waters, young son.
The baby and a canoe going in.
Too busy sucking on a teet, are you?
I got this haircut, it's super cut. So, there's also this great bit with Anthony Fauci.
They show Anthony Fauci for a minute,
getting interviewed and somebody says,
so do you think it was the anti-vax meeting movement?
He's like, that caused people to be against vaccinations.
I feel like yes.
I feel like maybe yes.
Is the answer you're looking for?
And of course, they only include that
because their audience is going like,
yes, the mother fucker that's putting the microch're looking for. And of course they only include that because their audience is going like, yeah, that's the mother fucker
that's putting the microchip in us.
That guy right there, if he's saying it,
we know they're the good guys.
I also, there's just a tiny moment
where Dell Big Tree is like,
and they're trying to convince you to,
you know, feel all this hate towards children.
And I was like,
hey, buddy, you know we don't hate the children.
In this, yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Just watching some kid with like a hackie sack
walking along.
What the fuck, girl?
There he goes.
Yes, Sherry Tenpony comes on and she's like, you know, the truth is that these people
are just prejudice.
And I'm like against measles.
We're measles.
Is that what you're accusing?
I was like, this is this point?
Come on, lady.
And so, okay.
So we've spent about two-thirds of the movie
now watching our meeting, you know,
dead vaccinated babies and stuff.
It's time to meet some alive, unvaccinated babies.
She says, this is the claim that she makes,
that Paulie makes in this movie.
She says, you know, you'll never meet a parent
who regrets not vaccinated.
Side tackle by every parent before the year 1800.
Yeah, right. Right, I feel like you just didn year 1800. Yeah, right.
Right.
I feel like you just didn't try hard enough, lady.
But who is saying that?
Who's like, hi, nice to meet you.
I'm David.
I murdered my child with negligence.
How about Man City, right?
What's going on?
Do you think Holland was a good hoot?
Yeah, but the argument here basically boils down to the like,
like, I've never met anybody who died of pertussis
So apparently nobody dies of pertussis. Yeah, I write my notes. This is like saying I don't know why everyone says inventing electricity is hard
I use the electricity in my hotel room this morning. It was super easy
Exactly right so yeah, so Holly's like, you know, they'll never do,
this is one of the dumbest damn ways
that the anti-vax community condemns us.
They said they're like, you know,
they never do the study.
They always say that vaccinated people
are healthier than unvaccinated people,
but they never grab a group of children
and deny them vaccines for years and years
as a control group so that we can find out for sure.
What are they hiding?
What are they afraid of? Yes, right, that's the find out for sure. What are they hiding?
What are they afraid of?
Yes, right, that's the actual words.
Death.
Yes, of the guilt.
The guilt, yes.
Mumps.
Rubella, yeah, all kind of stuff.
So, long list, you did the list earlier in the movie.
But, Pauli's like, you know, but if they aren't going
to do a study with actual data, we'll
do our own study with anecdotes. And so we start meeting all of these different
vaccinated children.
And Paulie says, this is an actual quote from the fucking movie.
Paulie says they got a line of kids up there.
And she's like, look at all of these
unvaccinated children that are alive.
That is a direct way.
I wanted to pay it over one, ladies, hold on to the dead kid.
I misunderstood the assignment.
Cheers.
Gross.
I just run up to that group photo with a water balloon full of polio.
Oh!
Oh, everyone's your god-bass.
As a shit balloon, that's when you'll come from us.
Okay. It's a shit balloon, that's what he'll come from. Okay, it's a fun picture. So yeah, so then we get this weird montage of parents telling us how healthy their unvaccinated
kids are.
This is some of the weirdest shit I've ever heard.
Can we talk about the baby that's too strong?
Yes, please.
Oh, they might as well, Polymise will be losing an arm wrestling match to a four-month-old
at this point.
Whoa, they're so strong.
This baby, what?, they're so strong.
This baby, what?
This baby is just, this baby should be ripping bicycles
in half at count and a half.
My kids are almost too healthy.
I'll say, if this movie had done like a found footage
quick turn right where it rips off Polly's head,
and she's like, my God, we didn't know why we were
vaccinating them and the super strong babies
started attacking and recording.
Watch the shit out of that movie, right?
And actively less harmful than this time.
Yeah.
No, one of the actual quotes from this montage
is, their health is just ridiculous.
The health of my children is ridiculous.
Yes, yes.
Not quite ridiculous.
No, it's a rhinoceros or a spianculus. Yes. Yes, yes. No, not quite redonculous or rhinoceros or a spionculus,
but pretty good.
My children have wolverine-like healing factors
as the end of their health is about infinity.
Yes, exactly.
At one point, a pair of parents say
that their daughters are too smart,
and it's become impossible to challenge them.
I was like, did they take the limitless pill or not a vaccine?
Right.
Right.
Well, and then it's a really interesting shift that happens here where the movie suddenly
is no longer about not getting vaccines, it's about not getting your kids medicine of any
kind.
Right?
Because now it's just parents going, you know, my kids never been to a doctor.
And they're fine.
Right?
Just all of a sudden they pulled a rug out from under us
and they're anti, they're against antibiotics now.
They're the only thing apparently doctors are supposed to do
is set broken limbs.
Yes, we're just, they keep having to add that.
They'll be like, and he's never been to the doctor
except for his brother, Gabe Pokey's,
and there's like literally a daughter
with holding a broken arm next to him at that moment.
They go, okay.
That one was real, but the other, the invisible ones aren't.
Yeah.
So, then they're parade of bullshit doctors assures us that anti-vaccinated kids are,
or unvaccinated kids rather are the very healthiest of all the kids.
They're so healthy, they make the other kids sick somehow.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's so cool.
They're that healthy that they're like a rubber and glue.
Yeah.
She says, this is how Sherry Tent Penny backs it up.
At this point, she says, well, you know,
if unvaccinated kids were less healthy,
why wouldn't we be seeing him in the hospital more?
I'm like, you just had a montage of parents saying
they don't take their kids to the doctor no matter what.
That's why.
That's obviously it.
By the end of this montage, Pauline starts referring to the anecdotes as study. Yes! She goes,
it's like we've done our own study if you don't know what that word means. Yes, right!
And then we pull out of like another like Brady Bunch style checkerboard of different shots of very healthy, unvaccinated people.
Right?
Oh, you thought that was just anecdotes.
Now there are 100 in our samples.
Yes, right.
There's this great moment.
This lady is trying to like get out.
My child will never be vaccine injured.
And she goes, I know one thing, my child will never be injured.
Yes. And I was, I swore she was gonna be like, punch my child in, my child will never be injured. Yes.
And I was, I swore she was going to be like,
punch my child in the stomach as hard as you can.
Right now, he can't even feel it.
There's also great moment here.
You know, you know the movies wrap it up
because Paulie comes on and she goes,
like, you know, if I was watching this movie,
I'd be pretty damn convinced right now.
I think we did a pretty damn job.
You're a good job.
Me.
Yes.
We will not become viral videos.
People ugly crying at the airport
because they couldn't go on an airplane.
They keep watches for porn now.
Yeah, for fun.
And then of course they pat themselves on the back
for how awesome the signing the bus idea was.
Paulie at this point, she says,
you know, our movement is just gonna, this isn't again an she says, you know, our movement is just gonna,
this isn't again an exact quote.
She says, our movement is just gonna get bigger and bigger,
and the other side is gonna have to wave the white flag now.
Again, this movie came out in 2019.
Do you think we could convince them to do a reunion tour?
They're mostly tenies.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Statistically, this makes me happy.
Like a good nine, ten people we saw, probably then. Yeah, we could book say. You know what I mean? This makes me happy. Like a good 9-10 people we saw?
Probably dead.
Yeah, we could book a table at Denny's and get pretty much everyone's film back together.
Yeah.
So then Andrew Wakefield says, again, I have to pull this quote for you.
He says, you know, we're gonna look back on this movie in 10 years' time and say,
what were they thinking?
And Andy, we did it and that's going to do it from Vax2, from Live from QED Thank You
Manchester. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! All right, and now we can get Joey and he jump back in. No shenanigans, okay, thank you. Three minutes. All right, yep, yep, yep, yep.
At the very end, we'll give you some shenanigans.
No, it's fine.
How did you like the idea?
It was weed at the end.
They just let the fat fellow run around.
He tried to do a cartwheel and he shed himself
and then he stopped crying right at the 50 minute mark.
It was interesting. I'm subtracting that out of your shenanigans.
Damn it.
So you see what you cost me with your future thoughts?
I am so proud of myself.
I wrote, I wrote my time notes on here of like,
wouldn't I had to be to each moment?
It's exactly on. I wrote it at 437. I had to be, my time notes on here of, like, wouldn't have had to be to each moment. It's exactly on.
I wrote it at 437.
I had to be at this moment.
We got here at 438.
I'm pretty excited about that.
So I am not going to get my ass kicked by Andy tonight.
I feel it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
For those missing Andy's just been in the bad way.
Not in the bad way.
Not going to get in the bad way.
Not in the bad way.
With a machete.
Yeah.
Doing crov Magadan's.
That's...
Oh, you're back on shenanigans, right?
And now it's more 38 damn, yes!
Oh, he's dancing harder now.
He says, uh, sorry, oh, sorry, no, we already did that bit, my bad.
This is the kind of stuff Morgan usually edits out.
Um, you see nothing.
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