God Awful Movies - 382: Died Suddenly
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at the CDC, and not a single one of them wanted to see the research that he'd done himself
on the internet.
It's great because Stupider accidentally clarifies he's like, wow, they actually said, like,
I don't want to see that research.
And he's like, oh no, they just ignored me because I'm a crazy person. Oh, we should leave this out of our documentary.
Because the CDC has a very specific spam filter
that is set up just for me.
It's got this normal one.
And then it's got the BZ spam filter.
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I am incredible Noah full of white worms and we're ready to kick. All right, got some Kalamari in the bloodstream.
That's right. And also joining me from 4100 miles to my right is the marshal still doesn't know how
England was gonna fare against France on Saturday. Marsh, my condolences. Well, I appreciate condolences, but I think they should all go to the French players who
mysteriously dropped like flies. Why a footballer is dropping like flies at the moment, died
suddenly, all these footballers. So it's fine. The condolences are reasonable though.
All right. All right. So tell us, Marsh, Eldo, you've already hinted, what will we be breaking
down today? Yeah, we watched, died suddenly.
It is the hour long Twitter documentary expose of just how little understanding of anatomy,
the average funeral home worker.
This whole thing was basically six feet plunder.
Oh, nice.
Well, I could retitle this documentary.
Did you know you only need an associate's degree to be an embalmer?
Yeah, through your program, I looked up thele this documentary. Did you know you only need an associate's degree to be an embalmer? Yeah, so you do your program.
I looked up the courses and everything, surprisingly little science in there.
And Eli, how bad was this movie?
Well, if you loved the dangerous misinformation of Vaxx, Vax2 and pandemic, but they lacked the balls to call out the fallen angel behind Big
karma. Oh, you will love this movie. And can I say, I fucking loved this movie.
This it was a goddamn, I did spend the whole time dreaming of an alternate life where I just
don't even know that this existed or whatever it was. It was delightful in the fact that it was just willing to go all the goddamn way.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You know, so much of the time when we watch pseudoscience documentaries, they sort of
walk the line of like, well, we're just asking questions.
You're like, well, here's a basic misunderstanding of this thing.
Not this movie.
This movie is like, your blood is full of vaccine worms. They put
worm vaccines in India. Who? Who's they? Satan. Thank you for asking George Soros, his best friend.
Like the ethnic, there's no, talk about quiet part out loud. This is the out loud, the loud parts
out loud documentary. This documentary is so fucking crazy that they're like, look,
obviously, chemtrails are real, but they're ineffective. And that's right.
The blood works. Yes. Right. It's the movie ends with a man named loony warning us that
if we don't all come together, quote, the monsters will destroy humanity. And do you think he meant the worms?
Do you think he did the trick of what the worms were?
Like the blood worms are getting bigger.
It's like an ex file situation.
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
We just explode into them at a certain point.
Yeah.
All right.
So does anything guys want to dominate?
This one for being the best to be in the worst at?
Oh, absolutely.
Best worst credentials.
You can ask me that. Because you Best, worst credentials. You've mentioned
Vax. You've mentioned pandemic in those we had people like Andrew Wakefield who at least
went to medical school. He's not allowed to talk about it anymore. He's legally obliged
to tell you that he's no longer anywhere near medicine, but at least he did some study.
But the best medical experts we get in this entire film are embalmers.
Yeah.
Who get the dead body a while after it's dead and just make it look pretty.
That's their job.
Yep.
And they're like, no, no, these are the guys who are going to blow the lid off this entire
thing.
Those are the ones who really know what's going on.
The guys who fill corpses with juice.
Exactly.
Yeah, don't get me wrong.
Like again, I'm sure that they're amazing and bombers out there and I'm sure it's a
difficult profession, but this is one step below the ladies at the makeup counter.
It may sees medical opinions.
Yeah.
Right.
All right.
So I'm going to go with best worst money shot.
Oh, I'll explain when we get there, but it was not pleasant at all.
And of course, I am going to go with being the worst person on this podcast by a large margin.
I'm going to go with best, worst, funny montage that wasn't supposed to be funny.
I could, I've never felt more alone than I was going through the notes, being like, yep, very serious, falling down
montage. All people fainting. Yes.
Serious about
furiously deleting wacky sacks.gift from my
All right, well, we've got a lot of bullshit to wait through on the other side of this break.
So we're going to take a minute to put on our gators, but we're back in a flash
with all the adults playing scientists that is.
Died suddenly.
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All right, everyone. Welcome to the first production meeting for Died Suddenly.
Before we get started, I just want to say that I'm honored to be working with this group
of experts.
So why don't we just start off by going around the room and introducing ourselves?
Okay, hi, I'm Bermilde Cunningham, and I'm an embalma.
Oh, wow, our first medical expert.
That's great.
Kinda, I have the required two year associate degree.
Yeah, right.
But I bet you have to take like a bunch of medical classes, right?
Oh, we take anatomy.
That's medical.
Sure.
Yeah.
My name is Jake Rankins.
I'm mentally ill misinformation spreader and literally all my Google results are about
how wrong I am. It's like four pages deep Google results are about how wrong I am.
It's like four pages deep is just how wrong I am.
Love it. Love it. Controversy. I'm white nationalist Jew peaters and I'm a bit too extreme for
modry telegreen. I'll political. Yeah, we're covering all the angles of expertise.
And I am a random word generator whose base dataset is the things Alex Jones screams in his sleep.
Alright dream team. Let's get stuff started guys.
Gay frogs.
Hey man magic box. Hey man.
Yeah, we're back for the breakdown and we're gonna open up on a quick pre-credits tease where we needed dude who was poking around in some dead folks when he noticed something
a little unusual.
Well, sorry, first we get the radio, we get the radio voiceover telling us that shit's
hitting the fan a little bit.
Yeah, and it's, yeah, this, this uncredited radio report that's being played in voiceover
is definitely going to convince me
This is already got me on board. Oh, yeah, the highest standard of evidence
This movie uses a lot of out of context clips that don't worry
They're definitely related to the thing they're talking about. Yeah, I don't I know that Marsh is the one who does the research when he comes on the show
But I did some like research on the first couple of screenshots I saw, and I was like,
okay, I've found like three drug overdoses.
I'm done doing this now, I'm too much.
Well, tell me.
Oh, God, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, there's a load of that.
And this will come to it.
There's one of my favorite things
that almost made best was, but I'll come to it.
Yeah, I know, there was a lot of it.
Fact checking this one was a lot more fun than normal.
But we're opening on, we've got this dude, we're in a car with him and he's like, you
know, I've noticed something, I've noticed a weird anomalies in people's blood and I'm
like, please tell me this guy doesn't have a blood related job.
It just, I use a new bomber.
So it does make sense ultimately.
Yeah, he's just a guy.
Yeah, I work at Kingco.
Well, I mean, he does say, I feel like I'm seeing something that nobody else sees and I wrote
in my notes a very good sign that you're insane.
Yeah, right.
Cause he's bringing that up as proof that he's right.
Like nobody will see what I see.
So that means I'm the one that's right and everyone I see is wrong.
Exactly.
The rest of the world.
Yeah.
But then they open up.
They get their opening credits.
They're playing. Welcome to the machine, which I am not okay with I'm just that was
Bad and that we get a guy coming in and it's just very quickly just to tease us because these are scary sounding words
He goes we're in fifth generation warfare
Scary words
But what was first generation wolf and if this is fifth generation because I thought fifth generation warfare you're only saying that because of 5G right?
Yeah, so it was first generation warfare just like shouting insults at each other.
Just rock how that like rocks and sharpen sticks maybe right?
Right. They're just trying to figure out the categories of warfare like fucking Ken Ham trying to do
the 103 kinds of animals.
Well, but there is a fifth generation warfare.
And what it looks like is this goddamn movie, right?
It's disinformation warfare.
That's what that pretty surface.
Right.
Yeah.
And then the credits almost seem to be just like trying to like reassure us that this
isn't an illuminati production, right?
Yeah.
It's like we get a shot of, we get an MK Ultra headline, we get a picture of Lee Harvey Oswald,
we have a shot of Jeffrey Epstein not killing himself.
I think they're going to argue that the Epstein was killed by a blood clot.
Is that what they're going to kill in this room?
There's blood clots all the way down.
Jeffrey, we're going to be big one back in the head.
We see the, they show the moon landing.
I'm like, what the fuck is this movie?
I think it's good because this is like,
you know when someone's talking to you on a bus
and then they're like, and that's why the turtles
will steal your blood and you get to be like,
oh, okay, you're fucking crazy.
That is this movie's version of that.
Is that a movie?
No, I assure you.
I show the big foot video right up front is their way of sort of weeding us out.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, they even show like in this footage, Elvis, like young, young attractive Elvis getting
vaccinated.
So are they going to argue that a vaccine called fat Elvis?
Is that like the latest Elvis was, oh, that was just a vaccine side effect.
A lot of swelling that was a lot of.
Wait a second. Wait, March said words in an order that I would like to be
true. Think about it. I got vaccinated. I've gained a ton of weight.
Interesting. Nothing else I could think of that would be the cause of that.
Died suddenly too. Yeah. And so, but eventually the credits end on a clip of Tom Hanks from a today's show
appearance where he's talking about the three cool to the Da Vinci code. Yes. Okay. Okay.
Well, okay. Here's the thing. Like, I know that you're talking about the Da Vinci code,
and this was the plot of the Da Vinci code movie that he was doing, but who in the fucking good morning America was like, Hey, ask him about Malthusian theory.
I think that's a fun.
I think it's our show airs at 7 a.m. for fucking people getting off the night shift to
fall asleep too.
They'd like to hear about the Malthusian theory from the guy from big.
That's let's get what he, yeah, let's give him 20 seconds to talk about the
population, but we can do this. Yeah, he's fine. He's got the chops. Yeah. And then so that,
but that was our introduction to a section on Malthusian theory, right? And how it motivates
everything that Bill Gates does, I guess. And to be clear, so Malthusian theory that's,
uh, who is Thomas Malthus. Yeah, the Reverend Thomas Malthus. Yeah. Yeah. He was the first
person to be going to say,
hey, you guys notice how our food supply increases
by a linear amount and then our population
by an exponential amount?
That's gonna be a problem, right?
Yeah.
So they argue that, but they're also sort of arguing
that this Malthusian theory is sort of like hidden knowledge
being used by the elites, but they're arguing it while reciting this guy's Wikipedia page, right? It's not that hidden.
Yeah. And then they're trying really hard to make the Reverend Thomas Malthus, an 18th century
British demographer, seem like a bad guy, which is really pushing it against an open door.
Right. Right. This Victorian demographer was a bad guy, it turns out.
Yeah, just see the collection of skills on the shelf behind him.
You can give that away.
Right.
I was going to say, because the thing is, your crazy solution is actually less evil and
less crazy than mouthless solution.
Right.
Right.
Which was just like, all right, here's the thing about Chinese people.
And you're like, okay, Matt, and they're back to Wikipedia, sir.
Yeah. And the thing is, when he said this, this was the 18th century, 1800.
So like, there was only a billion people on the planet at that point.
So he was wrong, basically.
He was.
Yes, exactly. He absolutely didn't take into account that we would improve our ability to feed
people or find ways to cultivate new land, etc., etc. Yeah.
Yeah. But the movie is going to show us a series of clips of famous, I guess illuminati people
talking about overpopulation.
The illuminati apparently includes Bill Nye.
Oh, they fucking hate Bill Nye and I don't know why.
Why do they, why are they so fixated?
It's because he's the science guy, right?
Right.
If we just take out the science guy,
there'll be nothing left of science. That's right. There's nothing. There's the boss
of science. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. But like again, they're trying to make this
whole like, you know, the evil illuminati knows there's too many people and they want to
kill a bunch of them off. And it's really evil plan that they're doing openly. And then
they undercut the shit out of that when they then show Bill and I go in and then the population
goes, whoop, this way.
And the resources go, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
down this way.
You know, come on.
How the fuck are you going to mix Bill and I shenanigans with your attempt to scare us?
Yeah, he's just doing sound effects in the evil plotting room.
And then we give everyone the vaccine.
Whop, wha.
Sorry, that happens no matter what I'm saying.
Well, and also, so then they show Bill Gates talking about this, right?
Who is the epitome of evil to these people?
And Bill Gates is the fucking Bill Nye of billionaires, right?
I just cannot look at that guy and be like, oh, that's a scary dude right there.
Yeah.
Here's the crazy thing.
There are so many bad things about Bill Gates, right?
Not just hypothetically, there are real problems with Bill Gates and his legacy and they never
get any of them.
Every time he's just like, well, I sure would like to get rid of polio and they're like,
you fucking chees.
They are missing the broad side of a barn here.
It's pretty cool, is that it?
Yeah, but they have this whole, like, you know, if we only play the first half of people's
sentences, they sound really scary montage that like they introduced all of these aluminum
and adi folks with.
And they've got the clip from Bill Gates, the one where he says, you know, about how the
population is going up to 9 billion.
If we do a good job of vaccines, we can reduce that by 10 to 15%.
And I wrote him and I know it's, oh, it's good that they didn't even edit it to make it
sound like he said something else, which is what they normally do.
They normally take out the bit where it said the population's going up to nine billion.
They just call the populations at seven billion dot, dot, dot, and we can reduce that by 10%.
That's what they normally do.
I thought at least his movie is honest enough that they didn't do that.
But then as soon as Bill gets the clip is finished, they immediately cut to a guy mistating
what Bill gets just said.
Just completely repeating, but lying about Bill Gates just said, just completely
repeating, but lying about what he just said a second ago.
I literally wrote in my notes, but that's not what he said. We just saw the clip, Chad.
Have you seen the clip in your movie? Yeah. It's like, I put down here as an analogy.
Well, Bill Gates is saying that there's too many socks, and they don't all fit in his
socks, but he thinks he can get rid of half of the ones that don't. And then this guy comes on and says, why are you going to throw away half of your socks
bill gates?
What are you going to do without any left footed socks bill gates?
You're going to throw away every one of your lefties.
So yeah, and this guy is our first expert.
This is Chad Wisnott.
Actually, that's apparently not his name.
They apparently misspell his name in the documentary.
I don't remember what his real name is.
Oh, you hate to see it.
Incredible.
But he's a funeral director and he starts off with,
well, common sense of tell you,
and I'm just like, oh, this is about to be fucking brilliant,
isn't it?
And then he accuses Bill Gates of having just said
in the clip that we just saw,
accuses him of having said that he's gonna use
vaccines to lower the population.
Now, to be clear, what he's talking,
what Bill Gates was talking about
is how when you improve healthcare,
you lower family size.
Yeah, right, that's just a fact.
It might be counterintuitive if you're an idiot,
you don't wanna know that,
but that's the truth of the matter.
So he's, when he says,
if we improve healthcare and improve vaccination,
we can bring population growth down. That's what he's talking about.
Yeah, because people in developing countries don't need to have like eight kids to ensure that
war doesn't survive to adulthood. So you can just have one or two kids and then not be tied to
constantly giving birth and constantly rearing children and actually have a life of your own and
do stuff that way. That's what this is all about really. Yeah, you know how you've never thought to yourself a spare
son. That's what we're rooting for. Right, right. No, exactly. And the other thing that
you have to keep in mind though is that access to healthcare, generally speaking means access
to birth control, which is a huge fucking part of this. Yeah. But anyway, so Chad Wizznot
or not Wizznot, not, I don't know, Chad,
the funeral director explains to us that he was not an anti-vaxxer before, but now he is.
And we're like, yeah, that's that's how the time dimension works, man. Thank you for that.
And he ends with a line that I expect of all my favorite experts. He says, and here we are. And I don't
know, but here we are. That's the sort of me and your level of expertise there. Yeah. He might
as well push himself back from a Thanksgiving table and say a greener disagree with himself
in a documentary. Yeah, it's that it is what it is. It's okay. That's nothing. That's nothing.
That's nothing. I he finished that sentence that I heard Mars go on his very special episode of
the reason. So yeah, so and this is where the movie introduces its its title,
right? This is so spectacularly dumb. Apparently,
somebody done taught Chad how to do a Google and told them to Google for
died suddenly. And boy, I'll tell you what, when you Google died suddenly, you get very
sad stories. So the luminities up to so. But the thing is, for a funeral director, he
seems surprised that some people die suddenly. Yeah. So did this guy watch all of 6 of
the under, but always tuning a few minutes into each episode, where they've got a dead body
already. Okay. I don't know how that bit happened, but we'll carry on from here.
So they're playing.
Oh, they show us a bunch of clips of, you know, what happens when you Google diet suddenly,
and these are the worst curated Google results you can imagine.
One of them literally is about the demise of the Google state.
It's so good.
This is almost made my best worst because this is all the headlines
of all the people that died suddenly. And then they show the headline, Stadia died like Hemingway,
went bankrupt gradually and then suddenly. And Stadia was Google's like streaming platform. So this
vaccine is so powerful it can kill off tech venture also like, another one of the headlines is about a guy who died in a car crash, another
one's about a guy who died in a fall.
Like, who is the bitch he pushed him off the fucking ladder?
So yeah, I researched a few of these and I was like, oh my god, they made a documentary
based on the fact that CNN doesn't print your own picture with, choked on his vomit
while O.D.
on catamy. O.D. on Ketamine.
Yeah, exactly.
It's basically, it's that.
And the fact that the phrase died slowly and agonizingly doesn't get as many news.
It doesn't run to make it in the headlight.
Oh, please put that guys.
Guys, you're going to live when I'm dead.
Please have that be in my open to area.
I'll see what we can do.
I'll see what we can do.
So, okay. So then we cut to Richard Hirschman trade in bomber and he's going to be the
chief scientist of the movie now to be super, super clear here in case it's not obvious
and bombers get virtually no, or I would, I'm gonna say no, medical training, right?
They're not scientists in any way.
They're not medical experts in any way.
They put juice and dead people.
I'm not trying to belittle the profession, but that's the amount of expertise that he brings to
this table, right? Yeah, exactly. They make dead people look pretty. They, they,
yes, culp futistions is what they are. Yeah, it's fine. If you stay in your lane, you can be an
excellent culp futistion, but don't try and tell me about vaccines. So, right. I just, again, not to impune anybody's work here,
but I will say that in the state of New Jersey,
if you took anatomy in high school,
you don't have to do any medical classes at all
to be an embalmer.
There you go.
You can use your high school anatomy credits.
Oh, wow.
You guys are going way out of your way,
not to offend embalmers.
Like you've got access to the demographics of your show. It's weirdly, we skew really and falling heavy like a list of ship just
loves to be around. I just don't know what it is. I don't want somebody to give me a funny face
when I die. Just you never know. You just head your bets. Also, who's listening to podcasts,
people with long boring jobs and headphones in their ears. And in every movie, the embalmer guy always is listening to something, right?
And that's eating a big sloppy sandwich.
Yep, and eating a big sloppy sandwich.
Exactly.
You should start getting ads from like subway and things like that.
Yeah.
It's really sort of niche into that demographic.
So the shit out of some fucking Jimmy John.
So now, so Richard Hirschman though, is he's going to introduce us to this
movie's main premise, which is to say that the vaccines are causing these weird blood
clots that only the embalmers are seeing. And he's got samples. He's brought blood clots
with him, right? Like, he's got 130 little vials of gross shit that he took out of dead
people.
Um, Marsh, I know you're not a medical expert or anything, but generally from a skeptics
point of view, are you allowed to take home souvenirs?
Yeah, I thought that was a bit weird because he was really proudly showing off all of
his sample.
He puts them up on his little table in front of his cool, hidden, weevil, scene or evil skeleton statues that he really had to get in short. He was so proud to get
those in short. Oh, yeah. And he is way too proud of the samples of other dead people in
here. Bits. He's taken from dead people what he's met. It's so strange.
Now, to be clear, I read a bunch of articles trying to debunk a lot of this shit. Like,
the stuff that he's going to show us and they're going to do this over and over and over again
in this movie. Everybody who's looked at this that has x-partices like yeah, man. That's a post-mortem blood clot
Yeah, right gravity takes all the colorful stuff and moves that to the bottom and what's left over just clots in just like that
That's what you normally would see in a dead body
But thought entire movie is gonna be them pulling that shit out of dead people's veins and going well
Obviously this shit and kill you Your blood couldn't get through it.
Yeah, I ran some of these things past Dr. Alice from most had skeptic, she was saying,
when she was at school, they dissected some animal hearts and her classmates spent the entire
time pulling clots out of the heart with forceps because he thought it was fun to just be pulling
clots out of the heart. So like literal school children were aware that this happens, but the people who work with dead bodies all the time,
are like, what the hell is this?
This is where it feels like it must be some sort of alien worm.
Yeah. Well, and that's the thing is it looks real fucking gross. And because it's white,
it doesn't look like blood, right? And so they're just like, yeah, look at this. They keep
talking about how it feels like calamari and shit. It's like just like, okay. I would go as fast as I say that.
I don't think there's anything you could pull
from a dead body that wouldn't look gross to me.
Like, I'm trying to think of anything,
but no, I'm pretty much all of it is gonna be like,
ew, that's from a dead body.
I don't like it.
Right, you expected a white bunny or something.
Come on, man.
Ooh, a silk chiffon blouse.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Also, like at this point, like the movie starts
it here, but throughout the movie, it's real. Put your hands in this ball. Let's begin.
Like at a certain point, I thought he was just going to be like, and feel these peeled
gray.
All right.
And this is what this is where he shows us an Excel sheet as well. Where he's got an Excel sheet.
First of all, he's got an Excel sheet of medical records that he's going to now show us
on camera.
And it is just about redacted to the point where we don't see the people, the cops' names,
but we see their ages and what killed them.
So like, this isn't great in terms of like the patient data, but he's got in his little
chart.
He's got his chart to find out how many clots he's found. And he's got green ones of the ones where he's confirmed vaccines and all
the other ones like yellow or the ones who've got clots who weren't confirmed to be vaccinated.
But his chart of like 130 only has 17 green ones. Yeah. So like he's already demonstrated that most
of the clots he's finding aren't people who were vaccinated. Right. So that should kill this whole documentary right now at this point.
Yeah, the unspoken or semi-spoken theory of this movie is that something in the vaccine
makes an alien white worm end up in your blood.
And that kills you, yeah.
Which means that the amount of unvaccinated people who should have those should be zero.
Right.
Right.
And it means that we're doing very well with our bloodworms, actually.
Yeah.
And then so the chat, the funeral director, his wife spoke extensively about this documentary
to some fact checkers that that that contacted her and she doesn't agree with anything.
She also does this job.
And she points out that her husband became a fucking
magalunatic after 2016.
And she points out that like when they send you somebody
to a bomb, they don't tell you their vaccination status.
No, right?
Like you don't know who that is generally speaking.
So like this guy to find this information out
had to do some sleuthin, right?
Yeah.
Or he's just making shit up. Right. No, I would be very surprised if to do some sleuthin, right? Or is just making shit up.
Right. No, I would be very surprised if he wasn't sleuthin because this whole kind of narrative
of the diet suddenly thing, I've seen this on telegram for months. So before this document
came out, this was a phrase that was kind of passing around anti-vax telegram. And it was passing
around in channels like the channel COVID vaccine victims, where they find people that died and then
troll their social media to see if they were vaccinated.
Oh, wow.
So, and so that's why you're seeing those news reports of people who like died of a drug
overdose because they'd be in the channel for COVID vaccine victims if they were vaccinated
and then later died in a car crash.
Well, they were vaccinated.
It must have been the vaccine that did it.
So I would not be surprised at all if this guy is like,
okay, let me find out this guy's name.
And now I'm going to start digging around social media.
See if I can verify that who have vaccinated or not.
Wow, I didn't think you could make me like this guy were less,
but I can't be certain, but I'd be surprised if that's all right.
Yeah, no, you're probably right.
At least you don't like him less than his wife.
So who essentially participated in an article called, oh, yeah, that fucking
ass. All right. And then we cut to a different licensed funeral director who's going to
be presented to us like a fucking mob informant, right? He's just in a black room with the lighting
on his the back of his head and his voices changed and everything. And he's just like, yeah,
I've been bumped over a thousand people. I know my veins. These worms are new.
Right.
Why does he have to be in shadows and on him? Is he worried he's going to upset big death?
And then they're going to sort of come out to him.
And like he's a funeral director. He's not even the embalmer. He's just the funeral director at
point. Yes. Right. Right. And like as a funeral director, most of your job is just be nice to
that sad person, please. Yep. That's your job. Basically, sure. We've, we've actually found
a lower level of qualification than in former, which is like slightly flower ranger.
So, yeah. Oh, no, I got a, well, I'm not beaten, but wearing a suit and tie. Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Exactly. And then we meet John O'Loony Yes, that's his real fucking name. He is a British
informer who joins us via Skype. And I wrote my notes immediately. I'm like, I bet Marcia
has met this guy at some point, been in a conference with him or something. No question.
They, Marcia, this guy have shared an open buffet. Well, I initially had in my notes
that John O'Luni, he's a British funeral director,
is this an Eli skit?
Do I have to now do a funny voice and start talking about mattresses?
Is that where we're going with this?
But the thing is John O'Luni, I didn't know about him.
I looked him up.
He is an anti-vaxer in the UK and he was supposed to be speaking at a COVID is a Hawkes
rally earlier this year, but he had to miss his slot because he was hospitalized with COVID.
Oh, wow.
It was that I can't be with us today because he's literally in hospital with the disease.
We don't think he's really.
So yeah, then we get another informer to tell us about carotid squid legs or whatever
that.
Another person compares it to Kalamari here.
He's like, look, it looks like Kalamari.
I'm like, it's bloody.
You have your Kalamari here. He's like, look, it looks like Kalamari. I'm like, it's bloody. You have your Kalamari, too.
Well, to be fair, John O'Luni is eating British foods.
You never know. That makes Kalamari. You're right.
I also love how they hedge their bets. Someone was like, yeah, there's these big white worms.
Also, it's, um, sometimes it's small and little, little,
just sand grainy. They might as well pull on fucking ink plot test. Sometimes it looks like this
or this or tell me when you see the bad COVID disease in there. Yeah, it's about the massive
clots all the tiny clots. So the best type of clot is like medium. All clots should be
medium. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So yeah, so but but then we really dig into that micro clot issue for like eight seconds and
then forget about it.
This is where we meet Karen Harcutt and bomber Nikki Rupp Wright King.
Yes.
Rupp Wright as in Scooby Doo going for upright.
The name is just get sillier as we go.
By the end of the documentary, I thought there was just going to let you
was going to black out and they're going to be like, really?
Eli Noah and Mars, you're still watching after the last guy's name was
beat.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Sadly deleting beat boop jokes from my notes.
Yeah, right, right.
You got me soup eaters.
Yeah, but so now clearly she's describing a different phenomenon than what they were talking about earlier that had the inkplot shit.
And then we get we cut back to Richard and he's asking the filmmaker to feel how squishy
his fibrous vein clot is.
And we watch him do that like so much of my notes is like, we're watching them remove
things from dead people.
I'm having a great time.
Yeah, it's like, oh yeah, you're right.
This film makes us, oh yeah,
that doesn't feel like a normal bit
from inside a dead guy.
Yep, you're right.
That's what that normally feels.
That's isn't what that normally feels.
Like it normally feels different to that.
Yes.
Yeah, no, this is more like calamari.
Yes, no, it's, and this is also, I love this bit so much because this tells you so much about who's making
this movie first because you hear the filmmaker off camera.
He feels the little squishy Kalamari, bloodworm or whatever.
And he's like, so of course that explains people like stroking out, right.
And thing is, does it explain that?
Like did you just pull this from the brain?
I just, if it's not from the brain,
it doesn't explain that.
If you pull it from any other part of the body
than the brain, it doesn't explain the stroke.
Yeah.
Well, and then of course we get the anonymous radio
sounding announcer voice again.
We don't even know if this is from a radio
or if they've just run it through the radio filter
saying that like what scientists are reporting
a rise in non-COVID deaths that is unexplained
during the pandemic. I'm like, yeah, when the hospitals are full, right?
And people aren't going outside, right? Does that it? We're talking about.
But the whole thing of this, that the thesis this film therefore has to be that all of the
coroners out there missed all of these blue clots in all the autopsies that ever happened every
single time, but then all the embalmers of the ones spotting them.
Yeah.
Or these are clotting after death and therefore after the autopsy, it's just a natural
function decomposition.
This way, explain the entire thing without having to have a conspiracy of big coroner.
Right.
Right.
Well, and also like, and not that it's indeed of explanation because we haven't established
that there's an increase in these types of clots.
But if there was, like, bodies were probably being kept refrigerated longer during COVID
when we needed more and more embombers and shit.
And this is a thing that happens more frequently in refrigerated bodies.
So like, that would explain that if that was even in need of explanation.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Because like one of the stories that they're flashing up through all this kind of, there's
loads of people dying, it's like a 55 year old DJ in the UK who had Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because like one of the stories that they're flashing up through all this kind of there's loads of people dying is like a 55 year old DJ
in the UK who had a heart attack, which is, ah, that's amazing. Perfect evidence, except
he had his heart attack 10 months after getting vaccinated. Oh, wow. So the only way to avoid
them making that link is if the COVID vaccine also prevented all strokes and heart attacks
in their forehead, it was impossible to have on after you've
been vaccinated.
Right.
But I love how like the mob informant guy tries to tackle your point about autopsies,
right?
And he goes, well, you know, autopsies aren't done as frequently anymore as they used
to be.
And his evidence for this is not like a graph that shows how like many fewer autopsies
are done as a percentage of dying people, but rather his evidence is the
fact that nobody's noticed these fucking bloodworms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Most people on autopsy. Okay, but
were any of the cluttered bodies autopsy? Because it doesn't need every single one of them to be an
autopsy. Most people aren't autopsy. If it's a, you know, understandable or explainable death,
it's only in unusual circumstances. And if there is an excess of dead bodies,
then you're gonna autopsy fewer of them
if they're all dying of COVID.
So yeah, okay, lots of them aren't gonna be.
But were any of the ones you found the clots in autopsy
because if they were, that blows your whole thing out
of the water anyway,
because they'd have found it in the autopsy.
Right, one would do the trick.
This is also the point where if you're wondering
what kind of high quality filmmaking we're dealing with,
this is the part where Richard, the embalmer with all the samples,
is in the middle of an interview when he gets a phone call and they leave it in the movie.
See now I, I would have cut the phone call for my documentary. That's me. Also, it's a fake
phone call. It is. It's, it's, it's totally fake phone call. It is, it's totally fake phone call.
It's supposed to be him being like, my God, there's another one.
Let's roll.
Except this guy is not an actor, so he's like, hello, hello, you're talking now.
And I'm talking, okay, you, oh, I'll be right, I'll, I'll be right there.
I love you too.
Graham, president Lincoln, I'm. Graham, I'm president Lincoln.
It's just fucking, I can watch this guy do fake phone calls
for the remaining 60 minutes of the movie.
I love this shit.
But it's frustrating because we only hear his side
of the fake phone calls.
So it's like being in a room with you Eli,
where's oh, there's a phone call going on.
Okay, we're all on this one side of the phone call.
We'll just wait for the time.
That's it. All right, yeah. And so, and he's like, oh, yeah, we're all on this one side of the phone. We'll just wait for the time. That's it.
All right. And so, and he's like, oh, yeah, I've been called into work.
There's an emergency in bombing that they need done right now.
And the camera operators is like, the filmmaker is like, hey, can we,
can we come?
Can we come and watch you and bomb a dead body?
And he's like, you know, I've been trying to let to get my boss to let me do that.
And they are, you know, inexplicably hesitant.
I've been asked to be able to back it, surprise them in the worst moments of their life with
a camera crew.
And they've been surprisingly mad about that.
What are they hiding?
All right, well, we've got an embalming sting operation to look forward to, so I guess
we're going to let that suspense linger while we take another break, but we're back in
a minute with even more died suddenly.
Hey podcast listener, I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'm No Illusions.
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Twenty a.m.
All right, everyone. I call to order this meeting of the evil Schmerschmerschmerschmersch, who run the world and also want
a colored population.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, we've got some exciting news today.
We're introducing our first new members in over 50 years.
No illusions and Michael Marshall, gentlemen.
Welcome to the evil league.
Schmerschmerschmersch.
How happy to be here.
Yeah, really glad to be here. Yeah, so as you know
The world is rapidly running out of resources and the only hope for humanity's survival is for us to use up
Brilliant minds cutting edge technology and billions of dollars to call the population
Right, so so about that right. I, I know it's hard to wrap your mind
around the evil task we must do. But if we are to survive as a species, it is imperative.
Well, no, it's not, it's not the evil part. It's just that, well, like, have you, have you
considered using all that same stuff to just, to just help people instead. Help people, exactly. Help people.
I, I don't understand.
Right, so like a lot of the problems that humanity
has viewed as issues of overpopulation
have actually been solved using technology.
What?
No, they haven't.
Give me an example.
The polysving of the Thames.
The hole in the ozone layer.
The ancient irrigation canals of Egyptian cities.
Oh, that's a good one.
So what if instead of killing a billion people or whatever,
you just like, you just fix the problems,
you know, with the money and the technology?
Just fix the problems?
Yeah.
Well, oh boy, I feel like a real idiot.
Let me tell ya.
Here I am, running a secret society behind the scenes of humanity with mass extinction
is it's only gold and I could have just, I don't know, come up with cheap water purification?
Yeah, I mean, kinda.
Yeah, bet, yeah.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
No, you're not an idiot.
It's not supposed to, anyone could have made a mistake.
That's very nice of you to say.
And you know, I really like your robes, Marsh.
I'm trying to cheer him up.
No, I appreciate it.
And we're back for more of this shit.
And we're going to rejoin the action,
meaning possibly this, this movie's main antagonist,
lieutenant colonel Theresa Long. And we're going to meet her as she testifies about this nonsense We joined the action meeting, possibly this, this movie's main antagonist, Lieutenant
Colonel Teresa Long.
And we're going to meet her as she testifies about this nonsense before the Idaho legislature.
Yeah.
And eight fun fact.
I don't know if you guys like those like Google hacks where like if you type in do a barrel
roll, it spins the screen.
But if you type in Lieutenant Colonel Teresa Long, your Google goes, it's a fun.
They're just, they already do that with Idaho legislature anyway.
That's just, I think that's just like a cross contamination type thing.
But yeah, yeah.
So to be clear, Idaho is the state where, you know, it's legal to murder your fucking baby
with a stick if that's your religion, right?
Like that's where all of the crazy anti-vax people in this country wind up.
Right. Got you. Also, I just have to point this out because they do a very clever editing trick here.
They cut between the footage of her testifying to the Idaho state legislature and her in a stooped, Peter sponsored the vaccines don't gonna get you an event.
Yes, right.
But they never go like anyways, over to our crazy convince.
Yeah, right, right leading you to believe that not just her,
but all of these people are speaking before the legislature.
Yeah.
So yeah, but she starts off, she's like, you know,
it's pretty crazy if you think about it,
the deaths went up in the middle of a pandemic.
This is in need of explanation.
Must be Bill Gates turning people's blood into squids.
And this is, she's talking about how the insurance companies say that if there's a catastrophe
in America, a catastrophe, they expect the death to go up by 10%.
But this has gone up 40%.
So yeah, but that catastrophe thing is meant to be like natural disaster or terrorist attack,
not all calls mortality, not like my whole forms of death. That's obviously, if it goes up
by 10% during a pandemic, that's not unexplainable. Yeah. Yeah. Teresa pandemics are worse than natural disaster. Exactly. Sure. She goes 40%
increase. No one's ever even calculated that. It's like, it's times 1.4. If you need the formula,
I just don't think that you did. Did you have 10, but you feel like you couldn't do 40?
So yeah. But now this woman, she goes from zero to 100 so quickly though, because
at first she's saying like, well, you know, if you look at these demographic numbers,
and not, and then right away she's like, right after that, she's like, so clearly Bill Gates paid
Pfizer to produce a population that would destroy people with menstrual regularities and ball cancer,
right? Because she starts listing all the terrible things that the vaccine does.
And it's just an alphabetical list of scary sounding maladies.
Yeah.
Does she think that the vaccine is causing testicular cancer?
Yeah.
She think it's being injected.
How do you think it gets administered?
Well, once you get those blood worms go and they can go anywhere.
Also, she's very clearly like she, she really struggled with this list because there's
a bunch of not scary things on here.
She's like strokes heart attack.
Arrhythmia is never failure.
Insomnia.
Insomnia.
Yeah.
Really?
So the vaccine just gave some people insomnia to me. Yeah, it really got
as suck if you got bulk hands. You're like, damn it, man. Ed, you've got it. I got a rock.
Oh, maybe see the way around. It's like, look, I know I've got ballcans, but at least I can
sleep, at least it's so well. It's got on the, she lives because it sounds scary,
menstrual irregularities.
And that does sound scary.
And it was proven that it did happen for some of the vaccines.
There were menstrual irregularities, but in almost every case, it was, oh, yes, slightly
heavy floor for the next month.
And then after that, fine again.
So it was like, okay, I mean, yeah, fine.
It's not that bad, I'm guessing.
Nope, nope, they've never even calculated that many menstrual irregularities.
Yes, probably. This is like 1. of times as much of a period as I only
would have.
This is inculcable.
Yeah.
And then she says that the Pfizer vaccine is caused 1291 deaths, which is not true, but
if it were, it would be the most effective and side-of-fake free vaccine in the history
of the earth.
Right.
Right.
So we get her, like at the stupider's event, she's like explaining that when she suggested
to her superior officer that Bill Gates was killing people by injecting cephalopods into
their veins, threats were made against her career.
And then we meet, I guess she levels up. We meet Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Pete Chambers.
He's the fifth generation warfare guy from before. He's a US Army flight surgeon, and
he also would like to tell us about all the dangers of the vaccine and its blood columnar
e.
Yeah.
Right. He believes that we won't have an army in five years because of the blood
calamari. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. In five years time, we won't have an army enough to be racist
effectively at the border is what they say. We have, we barely got anywhere at the border
because of how bad this is. He manages to sneak in a dig against the
caracan of immigrants coming in in this bit, doesn't he? That's pretty amazing. Yeah. And then we
see it with some soldier telling everybody about how that time that the vaccine killed him a grins coming in in this bit, doesn't he? That's pretty amazing. Yeah. And then we see
it with some soldier telling everybody about how that time that the vaccine killed him and
his whole family.
So, so, so, so, I had an allergic reaction to the fact I was mocked and belittled. I wrote
my notes. I give this speech out front of red lobster every night because I had an allergic
reaction there. They ignore me too, buddy. I feel you. He is a victim of the vaccine and his tragic story is I was mocked
and then put on precautionary medical leave in case myology was a sign of something bad.
It wasn't, but you know, you had to be safe to the sorry. Get that on the poster. Get
him on the poster. And then we get a clip of still the dumbest man in the Senate.
Thank you, Georgia voters.
Ron Johnson, who brought this ridiculous anti-vaxx bullshit to the halls of Congress at
one point, right?
This is the lawyer guy who explains that miscarriages tripled over the five year average and cancers
to also, and like, I haven't checked
whether miscarriages did triple.
I haven't looked that number up.
We'll come to some pregnancy statuality
to that pour a lot of doubt
on all that kind of thing around that.
But even if it was true,
miscarriages tripled during the pandemic.
So how much of that could possibly have been COVID?
Yeah.
And how much of it could have been, for example,
the lack of ambulance responsiveness
because of COVID. So something that goes from there being complications, but actually, if I get to hospital,
it's going to be all right to actually, I couldn't get to hospital because there's no ambulance
is going because the ambulance has filled with COVID victims. Right. And also, how much of it is
just decreasing stigma over the last five years of people being more comfortable talking about
experiences of miscarriage, which has been obviously something that affects a lot of people, but not a lot of people talk about.
So there's going to be that in there, like a repulting bias in there.
Honestly, well, and also keep in mind that too, like, and this will be more important with
some of the bullshit numbers that they throw out there later.
If a pregnant person dies of COVID, they call that a miscarriage as well, right?
There's a doubt.
And a miscarriage to deal with.
So like, yeah, obviously the number
is going to go up. Also, I just have to point this out about the Ron Chancin clip because
it makes me so happy. This is an edited clip where he goes on the FDA should be looking
into this because the full clip, he finishes that little speech. And then whoever's the
head of the committee goes, absolutely not. We're not fucking doing that. You're an idiot.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, and that'll
resolve spectacularly in just a second. But first, we have to, we have to meet Dr. Ryan
Cole, a pathologist who would explain to us how, you know, the vaccine gives us cancer
of the squid or whatever. And of course, my first note on this guy is like, yeah, man,
if you want me to take you seriously, definitely wear the white tie covered in day lilies. Yeah, that'll, I don't sure do it.
And his evidence here for the vaccine being evil is like this guy died of cancer.
It must have been the vaccine.
People don't just die of cancer.
The cancer doesn't kill people.
Yeah.
Fucking the vaccine killed fucking Batman apparently.
Right?
Kevin Conroy.
All right.
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mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
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mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine I can't possibly be right. So I look into it. And what it turns out is that there was a data entry problem in the system that they're
talking about, right?
The system had to enter into a couple of different things incorrectly.
And then they took the database offline to fix that problem.
And then they fixed it.
They put it back online.
But this movie is like, and when we pointed this error out to them, they took the entire
thing offline.
And so no one could see the truth. like, and when we pointed this error out to him, they took the entire thing offline. So no
one could see the truth. When we put, when we points out this era, they fixed it.
Yes, right. Yes. That's the nefarious effort to have corrected data that they're exposing
here. And then so Ryan Cole, and you might be thinking to yourself, well, you know, but
he's an actual pathologist, you know, this is just an embalmer.
Maybe we should actually take this guy seriously.
But then he says, well, you know, you could say that this started in biblical times with
good and evil.
But yeah, this this movie is like, oh, cards.
I brought my own deck of cards in there all on the table, baby.
Real quote, if you don't think people work for Satan,
the Prince of Darkness, you're fooling yourself.
Okay, movie.
Okay.
This is the slipping a pinky into my butthole of crazy.
I think this guy already looked like he could be
in Christian movies.
So I just think he's pitching to change Korea.
Oh, interesting.
That's what this is.
We're going to see him in the next like 10 films you guys review.
He's at a late career switch.
It's fine.
Go for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
David A. R. White's new sidekick.
There you go.
But he's like, you know, well, Henry Kissinger wanted to lower the population and look
at all of these evil people talking about Ted Turner wanted to lower the population.
I'm like, man, we were thinking of birth control.
What did you have in mind, bro?
It's worse than that because the Kissinger report, you know, felt Henry Kissinger, but in the
Kissinger report that they show on screen, it says, look, and then highlight it says,
reduce population.
It's like, yes, but the very next word there is growth.
Yes, reduce population growth.
Like you just next up, they're going to bring up the government's flood prevention plan
and say it's proof that they want everyone to die of thirst.
Look, they're trying to get rid of water.
There's not meant to be.
But they're getting rid of water.
No, it's not meant to be.
I just love the idea that someone thinks the population study nerds are evil.
Yeah, it is like, I'm hard pressed to find a less evil group of
nerds than the ones that are like, there needs to be more corn in this city. We're not
finding it.
Yeah, the evil demographers. Demographers all demographers. Yeah. So that we get a clip
of Bill Gates explaining how, you know, we're, we're going
to have to get that family size down real quick.
And every time he's about to give context, there's a weird cut.
The film just cuts out and it cuts back in until heavily.
It technically qualifies as a remix.
Yeah.
And then Teresa Long introduces us to the world economic form.
And I think all of us, because we've been immersed in this anti-vax COVID conspiracy
bullshit for so long, I think we all knew the world economic forum was coming, right?
That's where the real illuminati shit goes down.
And this is where the film undertakes the herculean task of trying to make sustainable development
goals sound ominous.
Yes. They have grayscale things like food for everyone. Yes. If he polls during it, you say it flushes things like a living wage, zero hunger,
and clean water. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Uh, we hear from Marsha's king. I'm sure that he felt very reverent in that moment.
Yeah, we also get George Soros here and look, credit where credits do. George Soros does look
like a demon. I know he's not a demon and he's doing his best, but the one clip they have him,
and he is like leaking a bug from his eyeball. I don't not get it. It's not ideal. And they have
him very scared. He's saying ideal. And they have him very
scary saying, COVID-19 also helped legitimize instruments of control. And so I went and found
the full clip. And he's saying, you know, technology can be used for good or evil because, for example,
regressive regimes use all these things to try and control population. And of course, COVID-19
legitimize some of these instruments of control that are now being misused by regressive
regimes. Right. The fact that he was warning people about that they took as, as him, like
accidentally saying is master plan into a camera. Yeah. I love to that. We like descend into
ever creepier accents, right? We go from marshes king to George Soros to a German guy.
Yeah, they hit close wall. That'slaus Schwab and they hate him so much.
Oh, yeah.
Well, right.
And the clip they have is he's just saying such a good stuff.
But then, okay, then they tried out the event 201 hysteria, a fucking staple of COVID
conspiracy.
So old that it's in my book, right?
This is the, they like ran like a fake pandemic to sort of see what would the world's response
be like. And then ever since then, they've been saying like, see, they were practicing for this
pandemic. How did they know? We asked experts in the field what the most likely thing to happen
would be. And then it happened. They must have
caused it to only explanation. Right. Yeah. Exactly. One of my favorite facts about the
event 201 conspiracy is that some of the conspiracy theorists who believe in that have then gotten
a hold of the other things that that research council has simulated. And one of the big ones
is like a bunch of chickens die. There's not enough chicken in America.
So if you ever go for down the event to a one rabbit hole,
they'll be like keep an eye out when your gross restore runs out of chicken.
It's coming.
That's
no, the next step has been put into play.
Oh, amazing.
Oh, and of course, all this results with a montage of silly songs about how we
should all get vaccinated.
Right.
I guess they felt like they needed to lighten things up.
So they just have like five or six different people on YouTube singing vaccine, like, you
know, like pro vaccine songs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some of which were very clearly just like people fucking around and taking the piss a little
bit.
Yeah.
Let's get vaccinated. But let's just have a bit of fun here. Right.
No, that's sign of the New World Order.
Stephen Colbert, two of the illuminati.
What?
Edmunds.
And what's so goofy about this is they go straight from the silly song montage, you know,
with Stephen Colbert clips to the fifth generation war guy going, and because you are in a war,
you must be ready to kill. You know, like they
try to like shift back into this ominous shit, way too quickly. Then they go back to Ryan
Colony says, and I quote, they will destroy your life. If you don't take a lethal needle in your
arm, oh, such a great quote, because he even he pulls mid sentence to realize how stupid it is.
Oh, such a great quote. Because even he pulls mid sentence to realize how stupid it is.
Right.
He's arguing they're going to say to you, take this lethal injection or we'll destroy
your life.
Yes.
I mean, definitely do the second of those.
Kaker Deff.
And then we get like robot narrator guy explaining to us America's long history of siops.
Right. They open this up with a graphic that's like history of siops. Right.
They opened this up with a graphic that's like the screen is split in thirds.
One third is a news clip about the Tuskegee Airman.
The second is a fake old-timey cigarette ad aimed at pregnant women from bio shock.
Yeah.
And the third one is a picture of somebody getting a COVID shot.
I think they've used a couple of different, like,
satirical images from computer games.
I think there's, like, there's a couple in there.
There's one from Fallout as well, I think.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
But yeah, so we'd say we very quickly,
we see MK Ultra, UFO, JFK, Alex Jones, 911.
Polar bears, apparently Polar bears are lying to you
for the show from Polar bears.
For them, I guess.
Yeah, well, yeah, it's fucking global warming bullshit that they try to sell you.
Yeah, they got some Seth rich in there.
Yeah, they also forget which bush did nine 11 because they have to push senior and then
nine 11.
Oh, they do don't they?
And then we get a montage of people fainting and having strokes and shit, which is very serious
and none of us laughed at laugh. That's very serious.
So one of them, I, these are all clips that have done the rounds quite a bit, but one of
them is a nurse called Tiffany Dover, who I actually use that clip in talks that I give
to journalists and students about the importance of fact checking, because this is a genuine
nurse who's the first person in her county, I think, in Tennessee to get vaccinated.
So they did it live on television. And as soon as she was vaccinated, she instantly passed
out. And then rumors even circulated online that she died and someone had a screenshot from
like a, a register of deaths in Tiffany Dover died on this day. And people saying, if she
wasn't dead, why wouldn't they just get it back on television and say she's fine? But
she did appear on television in the same fucking show that she fainted in, saying, like, oh, no, it's fine.
It's just sometimes I faint.
I've got this thing worse sometimes when I experience pain, I faint.
It happens from time to time.
Now, I would say terrible person to give your first vaccine to live on it.
Yeah.
She probably should have mentioned finding that about her and inject the next one.
Just do the next one.
Let her be behind the scenes.
But yeah, no, this is not the last time we're going to see a fainting people montage.
They're going to come back to that several times.
But first, we have to get the greatest introduction to a conspiracy theory, documentary,
lunatic that we've ever gotten.
We're about to meet Steve Kirsch and the way we're going to meet him is by the cops showing
up to tell him to stop harassing that lady
from the CDC.
The time that, hey, what's the best way for us to introduce you, Steve?
What would you like?
Can you show the time where my mental illness became so bad that the police had to be called
on me like a public master, Bader?
Can you do that?
Do you have that footage?
You can get your hands.
Yeah, exactly.
I filmed it with my phone.
It's right here.
Yeah.
So this is Steve Kursh.
The movie itself introduces him.
The little blurb under him says misinformation.
Super spreader.
Right.
What?
Well, he wants it up there.
Ironically, because that's what MIT called him.
But that's what he is though.
Yeah.
Like, he's trying to do a like, everyone calls me a wrong asshole and I'm like, don't
tell.
Don't.
And he even does that.
At one point, he starts listing the name that he's been called.
You know, they've called me this.
They've called me that.
And I want to just carry on doing that.
You know, I've been called Typhoid Murray.
I've been called co-COVID-The-Clown.
Because he had no evidence just for the rest of the movie.
I can't satisfy a woman.
My face appears superimposed on my head.
There's a lot of...
And there's the thing we were caught between him introducing himself in the cops. There's a lot of, and there's the thing we were cut between him introducing
himself in the cops. There's a point where the cops is, so what do you do for a living
sir? And he says, I have over one million followers on substack. I'm a journalist for
subs. Yeah. Journalist for substack. I'm a doctor for Twitter. I'm a doctor for Twitter.
But like substack, it's just your, I'm a writer for paper, for the concept
of paper. Maybe we've heard of it wordpress. It's pretty big.
One of the many prestigious clients. When he's talking about the Pfizer, he's trying
to explain how bad the Pfizer trial was. And he says, the vaccine killed more people than
the placebo group. It's supposed to be the other way around. But what the placebo group should kill more people than the vaccine? How are you going to get that
trial approved? Yes. I keep telling them to stop using bleach for our placebo. It's
so we get it in such good quantities, you know. And then it's so of course, and now he was
to establish his, you know, not anti-vaxxer bonafides here, you know, so he's like, you know, oh, some of my best friends are vaccines.
I was, I was, my whole family got vaccinated.
But then a person who I'm not going to name and know you can't know who it is told me
that several people died right after getting the vaccine.
And of course, in his, his fake pro-vaxxer story, he still believes
in the vaccine, right? So he's like, well, that must be wrong. That would be impossible.
I mean, but if you're pro vaccine, that wouldn't be your answer, right? People got the vaccine
and then died. Your answer wouldn't be, well, that's impossible because the vaccine
makes it impossible for you to die. Your response would be, well, other people also died
that day. Yeah, it would be of what?
They got the vaccine died of what?
It wasn't on the vaccine.
Yeah, he's trying to argue that an unnamed person told him that three of their unspecified
relatives died, therefore proof.
Yes.
That is the argument he's trying to give us here.
And apparently that was all it took, right?
He was like, no, and she was like, yeah, huh?
And he was like, well, fuck, she said, yeah, huh.
I better ruin her.
And I'm ready for my life and my reputation.
Right.
Yeah.
He started, we get a montage of illuminati stooges telling you that the vaccine is safe,
right?
And then Steve Kirsch comes back on and he's like, you know, nobody in the mainstream media has even asked what's in the vaccine. Yeah. And I just Googled
what's in the vaccine. I specifically even know people in the mainstream media who have
specifically at like the health editor of the BBC is a guy that I know. And he's literally
he has actually literally asked those pharmaceutical companies what's in the vaccines that's part of his job. I know he's done that.
Yeah. And and then we be, well, I name withheld, I guess it just comes up and says family
pediatrician. They, I guess she's, she's, she's literally didn't want him to use her name.
Well, she's a pediatrician for some sex. Yeah. But she's going to show us the vaccine inserts and how the ones for the COVID vaccine are
blank.
Oh, this was so frustrating.
Yeah, it's like the nutrition, facts or whatever that you get when you get vaccines, I
guess, because she pulls out the whole piece of paper and she unfolds it and folds it and
folds it and it's like, look, this is a normal one.
It's covered in loads of information.
And this is one of the vaccine and it's blank.
She turns over and it says left, left intentionally blank. It's right. But it's also got a QR
code on it because the vaccines were so new that the safety profile and was still emerging
and everything that all the details about it was still emerging. So all the up to the
information was on the website that you could scan from the QR code. The piece of paper
you've got should have a QR code on it, probably where that whole you've ripped out to the piece of paper.
Oh, yes.
You owe a crazy, but she's acting like it's redacted.
Right.
She's acting like, oh no.
And so obviously the piece of paper says it's left intention blank.
So you know you haven't got a misprint.
So you know it's just the QR code.
But if you rip the QR code out, then yes, a piece of paper becomes useless.
Does she thinks that the big pharma would put in a piece of paper saying, no, not telling?
Yeah.
And it's supposed to just not putting it up.
I'll never, I'll never tell.
Teehee.
Ask me nicely.
I'm Pfizer.
He says, well, you know, they don't care if you're safe. They're making their billions.
Yeah, but I feel like the more alive you are, the longer they get to sell booster shots,
though, right? At the very least. And then, and then Steve Kersh, we learn that Steve Kersh
will pay any respected medical expert from any medical institution.
Two million dollars to devise me.
Steve, yes.
I'll do it naked with a fucking chess playing butt plug up my ass, Steve.
You can get pretty much.
Marsh, can you do this?
Can one of us do this?
I feel like Marsh can do this.
I feel like I could get him on Be Reasonable and have him pay me $2 million for the privilege.
That might be a thing I could do.
If I had your credentials, March, I would be actively searching for these offers at all
time.
You need to follow up on this.
QED can be free next year.
All right.
Well, I'll tell you what, clearly we have some seven figured negotiations to
enter into. So we're going to pause for another quick break. But first, let me give it
actually the hard sell. Can our scrappy team of rag tag and bombers notify the authorities
in time? Will the illuminati think of a less convoluted plan for the next mass die off?
Will these filmmakers still manage to tie in big foot-11 and JFK? Find out the answers to these questions and more.
We'll return for the negligent conclusion of...
Died suddenly.
F**k.
Freeze, you sick bastards.
Oh my goodness.
That's right.
I don't learn from the rubbermentary that you population
scientists are devising nefarious ways to call the population.
So what is this?
It's a cross-study on public water use for the greater Columbus area.
Okay, that's fine, I guess.
But what about this?
This must be fully your evil plans.
That's a data set for city growth from 1700 to 1900.
In this?
Suit maps. any growth from 1700 to 1900. In this?
Suid maps.
So y'all aren't planning the color of mankind?
No, mostly we make reports and recommendations
to politicians who then ignore us.
Yeah.
Oh, that actually sounds kind of sad.
Am I need to leave eel?
Yeah, yeah, but for your country,
you're doing great, I guess.
Well, thanks, man.
I really appreciate that.
Like your ropes.
And we're back for still more of this shit.
We're going to rejoin the action with Steve Kirsch introducing us to the vaccine adverse
event reporting system or VAERS, which we've talked about quite a bit on this show in
the past.
Oh, yeah, VAERS.
This is the say whatever you want system.
Yes.
Which by the way, my entry is still there, which is I died of stupidity from all the liars
on the VAERS system.
Oh, interesting.
So if anyone wants to search that data, search for Eli Bosnick, it comes right up.
Nice.
Yeah. that data search for Eli Bosnick comes right up. Nice. Yeah, they will never understand what verse is what it's full, what it's useful for, and what
it definitely is not useful for.
They were aggressively misunderstanding us at this point.
Yeah, yeah, or misrepresenting it more likely.
Yeah, yeah.
And we sort of like glide it over just now, but we have to point out this is these stupiders.
This is the stupiders that Heath puts pictures of in our notes
on a pretty regular basis.
I felt bad doing this movie without him.
I was like, oh man, right.
I felt like I was cheating.
This is my first time of coming across two pizzas.
So I've not seen this guy before.
Oh, so we did a movie of his a while back.
I was off for it, but it was a movie where he explained
that the flirtation and the water was causing the COVID.
So yeah, it doesn't really fit with this one.
But yeah, there's a point in this movie in this stew Peter's movie.
He produced this movie.
There's a point in a stew Peter's movie that has a clip of stew Peter's talking to
Steve Kirsch about what Steve Kirsch just said in the stew Peter's movie.
This is like an anal or Boris at a certain. Yeah. And then then we cut two Stu Peters like reporting Steve
Kirsch saying something else where yes. He says a thing and to back him up his two
Peters saying what he just said. Yeah saying that he said it. Yes. But yeah, but this
is where Steve Kirsch explains that he sent hundreds of unsolicited emails
to people at the CDC and not a single one of them wanted to see the research that he'd
done himself on the internet.
It's great because Stupider is accidentally clarifies.
He's like, wow, they actually said like, I don't want to see that research.
And he's like, oh no, they just ignored me because I'm a crazy person.
We should leave this out of our documentary because they have like the CDC has a very
specific spam filter that is set up just for me.
It's got it's normal one.
And then it's got the season spam filter.
And one lady who works very high up in the CDC, I have her personal cell phone number.
So I called her to tell her about this and she told me to stop doing that.
So then I went to her house. Yeah, I went to her house multiple times.
Those scenes from the cops are them telling me to stop harassing that seed.
And he's got like a letter that he wants to give her. But the letter is just it's two sentences.
And it's like, you want to see the Israel safety data. Yes, I know. And basically, two boxes for, yes,
take no like a middle school. Also, just to be clear, if you came to my house to debate
me, I would literally murder you with my mailbox. So I feel like her reaction is pretty cool.
It's pretty, pretty relaxed, actually. Yeah. Yeah, oh Jesus Christ.
So yeah, so we get that,
we get an interview with his stalking victim from CNN
or something we see her real quick.
So that, you know, I guess we know to harass her
if we see her on the street.
I don't even fucking know.
And then there's this montage of like evil illuminati puppets
telling us that the vaccine will keep us from spreading the virus.
So it's really kind of on us to do it for other people as well.
I'm confused as to why they included this.
I thought they were going to be like, and that turned out not to be true or something.
And no, no, that's what they do.
So what so when someone from Pfizer was at a testimony that a stop hearing thing,
they asked her, before you went to market, did you have evidence that the vaccine would stop the spread of COVID? That would stop you actually transmitting COVID
and she went, well, no. And they're like, you see, they admit it doesn't do that. So
no, no, no, they admit that they hadn't tested for that because they mainly tested for
the will it stop you dying? Bit of the vaccine. When they got a yes from that, they were
like, cool, let's run with that. And then we'll see whether it stops its spreading. But if it stops you dying from
it, that's already a win, ending beyond that is bonus. Right. Yeah. And of course, this
montage includes Rachel Maddow saying, like, you know, the number of Americans who have died
from the vaccine is zero. And then the documentary says, Oh, but look over here, this unverified play on the internet via
Verse says 15,000. So that's more than zero. And then they do a really stupid, stupid thing where they
say, and we know that vaccine side effects are under reported by a factor of 100. So we can multiply
our deaths by 100. Yes. Right. But vaccine side effects include all side effects.
I don't know, have you guys ever logged onto VAERS
to say what site, when you got a headache or a sore heart
from your vaccine?
Yeah.
I know I haven't, but if I was hospitalized or died,
I expect that would be reported accurately.
So we don't multiply everything by the factor of 100.
Right.
It's like, yeah, mistakes that you make while you're driving are under reported, but only
the ones like signaling in the wrong direction.
The driving mistakes that lead to running someone over, tend not to get all the look at
these things.
Bob, yeah.
What?
There's probably like six million people who get her red a Terry to year.
Y'all see that movie with her?
Girl, she reaches her head out to it.
It's probably that.
So yeah, so and then you know, he's like, yeah, it's 100 times worse than that.
And it's even worse than that because this is just people who die immediately after the
vaccine, people who die months and months later because of the, you know, bloodworms,
those don't even get counted. So it's worse.
And then, of course, they show us more video of people fainting as if to say, like, look,
people are just drop and dead everywhere.
Serious. Nobody laughed. They were, we all, but like, these people are just falling over.
People do faint sometimes if they didn't. We wouldn't have a word for it.
Right.
They wouldn't be able to describe what is happening.
The fact that, oh, that person's fainted,
because fainting is a thing that we know happens.
That's why we give it a name.
Yeah, exactly.
And look, it's scary to see somebody have a seizure, right?
That's like a creepy looking thing,
unless you're Eli apparently.
It's a creepy looking thing.
Okay.
Okay.
I just asked for a little
solidarity here we didn't have to name name
I rejected my notes but the thing is
that almost you're virtually these people
like after this episode were fine yeah
even the lady who falls in front of a
fucking train here by the way there's a
really shocking thing to see but she
actually is fine she doesn't get hurt.
You need to, I mean, she's got hurt, but which is proof that the vaccine also protects you
from being hit by a train.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a train.
What are them is just a car crash?
Yeah, like they try to, they try to not let us whether they put it in the middle, hoping
we won't notice, but one of them is just a guy falling off his moat pad and I was like,
well, he will just people do follow.
Moved.
Yeah.
Well, and then, okay.
And then Steve Kersh comes back and he's going to explain
the two main ways the vaccine can kill you.
Now and later.
Oh, it's the vaccine could kill you in the short term.
But it's got longer to have effects too.
Longer to have effects than death. So yeah. So yeah, the vaccine can kill you now's got longer term effects too. Longer term effects than death.
So yeah, so yeah, the vaccine, it can kill you now, it can kill you later.
Also, it can go back in time and kill your mom in the 1918, or even more.
And I'm like, wait, wait, this, then shouldn't this movie be called died suddenly, asterisk
or a word, a died eventually?
I don't, it's died period.
Yeah.
So okay.
Now we then we circle back to the
embalmers that we started out with.
We're talking with Richard again.
He's telling us that he spends most of his time driving.
I'm like, maybe check out some skeptical podcasts with all that
free time.
Yeah.
Half a time spent driving.
The other half is presumably doing his own research.
Right.
Yeah. That's his, his split of labor. He listens to be reasonable, but he's rooting for the other side. Yeah, half a time spent driving. The other half is presumably doing his own research. Right.
Yeah, that's his split of labor.
He listens to be reasonable, but he's rooting for the other side.
He's like, yeah, man, I have a new guest on every time trying to convince this failure.
He just can't.
So yes, and he explains to us that, you know, the busiest he's ever been as an embalmer
was right after the vaccine rolled out. I'm like, oh, the height, the busiest he's ever been as an Obama was right after the
vaccine rolled out. I'm like, oh, the height of the pandemic was that literally? Yeah, literally,
he means the peak of COVID. Yeah. He said, it made January 2021. And I went back and I found
the graph of deaths, at least in the UK. And like the peak of the death is like the 20th of
January. I put it in my nose. Yeah, that is the point right there. That is really busy. Yeah. So what a shocker. I guess that's indeed of explanation. We check.
Oh, this is where he gets to like, he pulls up at embalmers, our roster, whatever. He calls
us boss to ask if they can shoot a pseudoscience documentary during his shift. Now, I want
to be super clear. I've had a lot of jobs in my life, never have I had one that would say yes to this.
No, we worked in a toy store,
and if I had called my boss and been like,
I have a camera crew with me,
they would have been like, what's your job now?
What job do you have?
No.
No.
But they say yes.
In this instance, they're like,
oh yeah, they're dead.
What are they, what are they gonna complain?
So.
Okay, this fucks me up, because here's the thing,
my body is donated to science,
and I'm so sure that this is the bullshit
it's going to be used for.
Some asshole is going to be making an anti-Zegan documentary
and be jumping up and down on top of my corpse.
Meanwhile, I'm hoping some medical student gets a D
on my face.
So yeah, and of course, then we get a content warning. This is like, if you think that the blood glass we've been showing you up to this point
we're gross.
We got a really sick shit for you now.
And in fairness, in that content, one of the say none of this footage has been edited.
And some of this footage may have been edited, but at least the key parts, I agree that
it's not been edited by the people who made this film. It may have been edited by
the time they came across this, because genuinely some of the footage that they use is footage
from an instructional video from 2019. So that we didn't edit any of this. We just found it on
the internet and pretended we took it and it was blood clots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Also, I watched ear wax removal videos on TikTok for fun.
So I was, I found this a very satisfying.
Oh, okay.
I hate to this.
I was eating oranges during the scene when it came on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And you have this to be happening.
That's the fourth worst food to be eating besides a human art.
Yeah.
Kalamari would be the worst, I guess.
Yeah.
Or a really thick milkshake that you have like still counted.
Yeah.
The big cup.
Spit homemade spaghetti.
Yeah.
No, but so we watch him pull clots out of dead bodies again.
And I'm like, yeah, man, we have seen this trick already.
And then we get my best worst.
We get the gusher.
He's pulling one clot out and blood and shit just spits out of the fucking wound.
And I'm like, oh, God, there's no reason for them to show this, but shock value.
Yes.
Yeah.
Right?
And I think you and this they even say, see, this is not normal.
So what, filming yourself doing stuff to a dead stranger's crotch.
Hard to do.
Hard to agree.
Yeah.
Also, that means that there's a reverse shot of some guy going, ah, kind of my mouth.
I got my mouth.
I hope so.
I really hope so.
I know that noise makes people nauseous, so I want to report them once.
But the image made me very happy.
And then we meet John who was injured by the Pfizer vaccine, or. He says, right? Like he's, he's got
blood clots and shitness. And I know we should point out that there was some evidence that
it very, very rarely. So people got blood clots for Pfizer. That was a real problem. This
was the US, the CDC. I don't think recommends it anymore. And that's something like only
3% of the people who got vaccinated in the US.
I thought it was extra. I think that's just an okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah.
We do. We do. We do. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that that matters. I thought it was extra syndicate. I think it's extra syndicate, yeah. Oh, okay. All right. Sorry.
Yeah.
I guess that matter.
It's doesn't it?
Did you kiss any listers who are like, hang on.
I've got little defies in me.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Exactly.
But in any rate, so this guy, they're like, oh, well, I guess it's probably the vaccine
that caused it.
And it may even be, right?
Like, again, it's one person.
We know that there were adverse effects for some people with a vaccine.
The question is, were there more adverse effects from that or COVID?
Yeah, but we also know that blood clots happen.
Some people do get blood clots. They're not that rare.
They're rare on a sort of grand scale in terms of like the common cold is more frequent,
but like blood does clot.
We know this guy has blood clots. We were told that up front.
So showing us that he has blood clots. We were told that upfront. So showing us that he has blood
clots in all these different scans isn't proving that the vaccine did it. It's just proving that he's
got blood clots, which that isn't the bit that's contestable here. Right. Well, and they try to
like tie it to the vaccine right because they're showing us these images, these thermal images that
are showing where the blood clots are. I guess I have no idea what we're really looking at.
And they say, which arm did you get the shots in? And he says both, they put one in one arm and one in the other.
And they're like, mm, you know, be more impactful if you said that a different way.
Was it the left both in your left?
Was it the left?
Because our cameras do in the heat thermy thing on the left.
And we would really, and he's like, oh, yeah, you know what?
It was the left.
No, you know what?
Now that I think about it, sure, I guess.
Yeah. Now that I'm on camera, it's the left. No, you know what now that I think about it. Sure. I guess yeah
Camera it's the left they left all of that in the movie. Yeah, right?
Amazingly enough they left him going like no, I don't think it was maybe maybe I
Did anything they didn't leave in was the money out of shot that they started getting out of a wallet
No, I think in both of them, I usually just look over that.
I was like, one, 20, 30, 40, 40.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then we hear from a whistleblower named Michelle Gershon, her Gershon, who works at a postpartum
ward in Fresno and is giving some debunk to nonsense about an increase in infant mortality
at her hospital that was associated with the vaccine. Again, this is not true.
I also just like that the people are using the word whistleblower like Michael Scott declaring
bankruptcy.
Yeah.
No, you're not.
I you can't fact check me because I'm a whistleblower.
Yep.
Exactly.
I was touching the whistle when I was talking.
And this, this whole thing is such bullshit.
First of all, they say that still births are incredibly, they're extremely uncommon.
It's okay, but like, the stillbirth rate in Europe was for 2019 was 3 per 1000 births,
so like one in every 335. That's their threshold for extremely uncommon.
Right. So that's not, you know, it's not even being struck by lightning.
No, exactly. And then what we see here is like, well, we see the stillbirth rate in the hospital that
Michelle says she's at apparently.
We see like kind of an email being circulated, but either this hospital is reflective of everywhere
or it's just something local, could be something local, could be COVID or it's just statistics.
Because somewhere else in that hospital, it might have had a lot of these cases in a different hospital that had a month with zero
cases. And they're going, I wonder why there's no syllabus. Could something be going on that's
preventing syllabus? It's just, that's a clumpy sometimes. They're clumpy, but they're not clotty.
They just clumpy. Now we got to watch Mars extract stats from a big chart or something.
Yeah, right. No, but and again, and this is super important to hear more than anywhere.
When they're talking about the number of stillbirths, a pregnant woman who dies after 20 weeks
or 28 weeks, depending on who you ask, that counts as a stillbirth.
If the fetus doesn't survive, right?
So yes, they all went up during COVID.
So this is also they cut from her to this,
this guy from New Zealand,
we only meet him for like three seconds,
but I love him so much because he goes,
he's an embalmer and he goes,
yeah, we've seen a fridge full of babies.
Yep.
A fridge full of babies.
I was like fridge full of babies
is the name of my rush cover band.
Nobody can feel that.
Nobody.
And he's like,
we don't even know who's involvement all these babies.
Okay, well, well, well, can you link them up sort of like human centipede style because
they're smaller, the pocket you like to at times?
Is it too powerful to you sometimes like inflate them like helium balloons?
Nope, too much, too much juice.
Shit, I gotta set this.
Is there a baby setting on the involving? Oh, she's. What if you have a fat baby? Is there like a fat baby thin
baby? I'm just asking questions. So then we meet OGBYN, Dr. James A Thorpe. He sees more
patients than all the other OGBYNs put together, OBGYN, OBGYN, my bad.
And he explains that the stillbirth rate went up amongst extent, expectant mothers.
And again, doesn't mention that that includes women dying of COVID during pregnancy.
Yeah.
He also says that the chances of that happening is zero.
Yeah.
And I was like, so it did it happen.
Well, right. So he has this like normal distribution curve or whatever. He's like, look at how far
out on this curve this would be. And then he like keeps backing up. So like the first one, he's like,
that's a zero percent probability. But this next one is even less like
way. And zero. And yes, it is zero. Your numbers are wrong. They're just lies. But the thing that you're
saying are debunked bullshit. They didn't happen.
Yes. Why it seems unlikely because it didn't that way.
And I'm fairly sure the probability you're plugging into your normal distribution curve
are normal, not during a massive pandemic.
Like, what does it feel like during a pandemic?
Right. Right. And then, and then he says that the babies are having heart attacks in the womb.
And if you're not picturing a fetus, punching himself in the chest like Chris Farley, you're
not the woman I'm married.
That's all we're gonna say.
And then of course we close out Dr. Thorpe with a bunch of news clips saying that he's
exactly wrong in every single thing
that he said.
I don't know why they put that in the movie.
Good.
A lot of people saying this guy's full of shit.
So I'm glad you included that in your film.
Thank you.
Right.
But then we get possibly the dumbest claim in the entire movie.
I almost certainly the dumbest claim, right?
We go back to Teresa Long who shows us some data and she says, you know, during this
test on the safety of the vaccines with pregnant women, we learned that eight, and this is an exact goddamn quote from the
movie. Teresa Long says quote, 83% of all women who got vaccinated ended up, and she's
talking about pregnant women here, ended up with dead babies. Yes. End quote.
Oh, this, this sent me insane.
This sent me so insane.
So first of all, what she's describing here isn't a study.
She even says, this is the post market analysis.
She says, it's the 5.3.6 post market analysis.
She loves saying the name of that, the 5.3.6.
And I think it's because those are the only two points you'll ever say that are correct.
The 5.3.6.
Those are her only two correct points.
But it's postmark
analysis. So this isn't study. This isn't trial. This isn't experiment. This is now it's
all out there. We'll see if there's anything we missed. So this is verse. This is the 40,000
people have said, Oh, I had a thing that happened to me after getting vaccinated. I best tell
someone. So that's already what we've got. Right. So she's saying 83% of people who were pregnant vaccinated ended up with a dead
baby 83%. If that was true, we should see the birth rate of the US for that year, literally
more than half overnight, which it didn't. It increased in 2020 and increased in 2021
and it's increased so far again in 2022. So there's no sign that that's true. Okay, and then the film even fucking shows us
the paragraph of this 5.3.6 analysis.
And the screenshot says that there were 274 pregnancies
that were part of this, including 84 serious cases
and 329 non-serious incidents.
And it's not my pregnancy and also breastfeeding
in various other things.
That's why it's more than 274.
But like when she says that every single one ended up
with a dead baby, she's not suggesting here
that this document is not suggesting
that 190 or more of those cases of dead babies
were considered non-serious incidents.
You don't get a non-serious deal but.
So that is so stupid. So I went
and found the fucking document to go through to understand exactly what was going on, right?
They said 274 pregnancies. It was actually 270 pregnancies because there was a couple of twins
in there. So 274 babies, 274 pregnancies. She says of which 238 they couldn't account for,
23 were miscarriages, and only one was a healthy baby. But that couldn't account for 23 were miscarriages only one was a healthy baby, but that couldn't
account for is so we don't know either way.
Right.
You don't get to then say, therefore, dead baby.
Any more than I walk past 20 people on the street today and I can't account for what happened
to them afterwards.
Dead.
It doesn't mean that.
Dead.
Well, yeah, exactly.
And that's the thing, too, even that 270 number, that's not every pregnant person who
got that.
That's every pregnant person who felt that their pregnancy needed to be listed on their
complaint or their report on bears.
Yeah.
And it's even worse than that.
It's even less than that because if you were pregnant and you suffered a side effect
from the vaccine, like, for example, a headache, you'd go down as a pregnant person who had a side effect and you'd be one
of those pregnancy incidents.
Right.
So like, if you had nothing to do with your baby at all, it's just you had a problem.
The fact that you were pregnant while you had it is enough for it to count.
That's all this.
And that's important.
Right.
Sure.
Because what if they find out that the number of, you know, the percentage of people in
the normal population, general population, you get headaches is quite low, but there's
a weird spike in pregnant people that it's doing something strange, potentially, to pregnant
people, and it's worth looking into.
It isn't that.
That isn't the case because of these, you know, there's 40, that there's millions and millions
of doses.
40,000 people have said, I've experienced something.
Only 274 of those would do a pregnancies and more than three
like most of those were not serious.
Only 84 were serious.
23 of them were miscarriages, which is tragic, but miscarriages also happen.
This isn't a higher percentage of miscarriages than anything else.
Right.
Yeah.
And then she ends this clip with, I hope I'm wrong.
I just hope I'm wrong and I wrote my notes.
Well, I got good news for you. You may be the most wrong. That's probably you may, well, just at the most
wrong sentence ever, but it on any film being reviewed to this show. Yeah. No, I was going
to say it's, it's, I love the extent of fact checking that you did on this, but it's also
it's just so patently obviously 83% of every pregnant person who gets the vaccine has a miscarriage.
That's the claims she's making.
We wouldn't have noticed.
You have to have no.
I feel like you would have noticed.
Yeah.
And again, this is what I'm talking about.
Why I love this movie.
It puts all its crazy cards on the table because here's the thing.
A lot of documentaries would have done this bullshit.
Oh, we got facts wrong.
But would anyone accept I suddenly be like, you're probably wondering why?
Well, Satan is killing newborns because they look up the most like the face of God.
First of all, this woman's never seen a newborn or God is wet and purple. Second of all, what? She says, my heart hurts for God. And I'm like,
yeah, you know, when I'm getting medical information from a person, that's the kind of sentiment
I like to hear right there. Is this also where she starts talking about the birth rates in other
countries? Because she got to Hungary and talked about the birth right there. It's okay. We just now
need to trust that this movie is being honest in translating from Hungarian,
which is not a level of trust and willing to put in it.
And then it's like, just look at how our birth rate compares to other countries.
Because if you compare California to England to France to Hungary,
it's like, okay, but why California when all the other ones are countries?
Yeah.
And the answer is because the US birth rate is up.
Right. Well,
I know so they showed the Hungarian when I actually looked into this and it's actually like
like so much stuff in these bullshit documentaries. It's actually really interesting if you look into
it. The reason that the Hungarian birth rate fell is probably because in the two years before that,
the government did all of these things. You're trying to raise the birth rate. Oh, yeah. So like
everybody who was in child bearing age just had a fucking kid pretty much. And that's why the birth rate was it was artificially raised. And then, you
know, obviously lower them following years. So gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. But but Teresa Long is
pretty sure we're in the fucking preamble of children of men because right, especially
in Australia where it seems like just nobody in Australia is having babies right now.
And the thing is, I know lots of Australians, I don't know any who've had a baby in the
last two years.
So this has to be legit.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
I don't know what happened to any of the Australian babies I saw when we went to Skepticon.
They're all, yeah.
I'm just feeling really bad for God right now, because like, no, he loves those Australian babies.
Like, as Australian people are so much more attractive
than us.
They're all dead now.
Oh my God, I don't know what happened
to any of those Australians.
Hey, Ron.
No.
No.
Guy who asked me those strict questions now.
Oh, oh, oh.
You kept such a straight face when I got the wrong. So yeah,
and then oh, there's also this great moment. I love this. So goddamn much. They show a couple
of clips of like anti-maskers getting roughed up by security guards and stores for being assholes.
I watched that a couple of times in a row. I went back. All right. And then we get a quick
montage of all the talking heads making their closing arguments. Of course, my notes
are all just can someone please get stupiders are fucking hot filter. So wet. So much water
just deep, deep in the cords of that mic. Yeah. Also, they have like ominously showing
the number of vaccinations taking up and the movie wants us to be like, Oh, Also, they have like ominously showing the number of vaccinations ticking
up and the movie wants us to be like, Oh, no, but I'm like, fuck yeah, number go. It's
so depressingly low. And then they have this quote that's like, let us never forget what
they have done. And I was like, you're a girlfriend for the record. Yes, yes. We might get
the most hyperbolic close of all fucking time from John Looney, who says,
and I mentioned this in the beginning, but I have to quote it again.
He says, if we don't stand together, these monsters will destroy humanity.
What a weird goal.
Cause they're human.
It's such a weird goal for them.
Yeah. Yeah.
And who is the ultimate monster?
The last monster they show.
A fucking national treasure, Dolly Parton.
Dolly Parton.
The mo- they close their scarementary with Dolly Parton being like,
How about with me, though, Pearl?
Missouki-pazin.
She's singing back scene.
She's singing Jolene, but she's using back scene
for the bucket layer.
It's just great.
Like how the fuck do you close
on the third most lovable person of all goddamn stuff?
Exactly.
You might as well end your documentary
with the concept of a carousel.
Like what?
What?
What?
What? All right. Well, tell you what, they came for Dolly. concept of a carousel like
All right, well, they came for Dolly that means Eli and I have some all again arming up montage to do and that also means we're gonna have to wrap it up there Mars
Thank you so much for suffering through and doing like it was there was a lot of debunking to do in this one
So thank you for helping out with the mountains of back checking this week. Oh, I enjoy
this. I would not have missed this for the world. All right. And well, that does it for our
review of Died Suddenly. That's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we
still need to tug those goose bumps back up for next week. So Eli, tell us what's on
deck. Will Luma S lives with his mentally handicapped sister Violet? Oh no. Who wants a younger
child to play with. So will kiddaps one then another child, from the local children's home, and tells them
they're dead and have gone to heaven.
What?
Will and Violet try to make their farm a little piece of heaven for the kids while the authorities
wonder what has happened to the kidnap children?
What?
We'll be watching Kirk Cameron's's a little piece of heaven.
Whoa. Oh, that's what we're doing. We're doing that one in New York. That's the life.
One. Oh, I'm so happy. So, all right. So with that to look forward to, we're going to bring
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